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episode 9: emon hosts and puts the girls in the hot seat - they discuss sex parties, payton is forced to name 3 things she loves about men, and the girls describe their dream insane asylum <3
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Transcript
Introduction and Setting the Scene
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey Chris. Hi Eames, what's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god, okay, should I three-way Peyton in? Yeah, I'll call Peyton. Okay. Hello? Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so... Alright, hey guys, it's Iman. I'm hosting this episode, so buckle up.
Iman's Austin Experience and Medication Effects
00:00:22
Speaker
So let's just jump right into it. I've been feeling really like weird, like weirdo vibes, kind of awkward. This morning I went to Austin's house. He's like my best friend ever. And I showed up and I was just feeling awkward a little bit, like first date vibes. Mind you, we talk on the phone seven times a day. We text all day. And I was just being a little weird. I mean, we didn't talk about it. Like, I don't know if she was feeling the same way, but I just been feeling a little bit weird. So you're off. Well, you did stop taking Adderall. I did stop taking my Adderall. Yeah, that's been interesting too, but... And now you're just like being creepy? Yeah, basically. A few months ago, Iman was like, yeah, I don't know, like something's like off. I feel like I've just been like super... I can't even remember what you were describing yourself as. And then you like said something about Adderall. I was like, I mean, yeah, I've done um almost every drug under the sun and nothing has affected my personality or mood more than fucking Adderall. It makes me... ah
00:01:19
Speaker
raging cunt and it's just like everyone is like, you know, seven steps behind. And I'm like, how have you been doing it for these many years and not realize that when you're on Adderall, it's very hard to be a sickly, sickly, a silly, a silly, goofy little girl. Like I feel like that's my normal personality. Like all my friends in school were doing Adderall and they'd be such a raging bitch. I'd be like, I would see myself in them. Cause I feel like I'm going. I'm just going, going, going. I'm like, that's, i don't that's my normal speed, but honestly I've really chilled out. Okay. Alcohol has helped. Yeah. No, like I've been on Adderall for like three years. So I just started realizing like, Oh, I'm kind of zombie. Like, so I was like, why would it just now be happening? So then I stopped taking it. So I don't know. Now I'm giving like weird, creepy vibes. And now you're hero
00:02:14
Speaker
You're just giving creep. I don't know why. I feel like I can't wait for you to host this so creepy. Do you feel less confident? Creepy. Um, I don't, it's not even like confidence. It's like awkward. Like, like, you know, when you go to lunch with someone that you don't know that well, and they've been like, let's get lunch, let's get lunch. And then you finally can't say no anymore. And you have to say yes. It's like the feeling that you feel on lunch with that person all the time. Whoo, that's going to be hard. I don't love that you're hosting. I don't love that you're hosting. on Why would you make me try to feel more insecure? know Maybe it would be time for some motivational words. like oh I guess I will say I'm glad you told us. And B, um I literally can't wait to see what your personality holds today. I know me too.
00:02:58
Speaker
How about that? No pressure. Okay, well now I'm mad at you. So now what do you like? That was just a joke though too. That wasn't seriously. She just really is. It's fine. I'm just like trying to go into a smooth transition now from this. Oh, got it. So I was gonna tell, okay, so first I'm gonna tell a story and then it's gonna lead me into a question that I'm gonna ask Kristen and then we're gonna go from there. So I don't necessarily have something like super planned out. I just have prompts and things that I wanna ask and talk about. Before we get into that, can I do like a little, can I just say something that's like relevant right now that I like need to talk about?
Kristen's Instagram Handle Change and Online Identity
00:03:37
Speaker
Fine. It's not like it's work. pass anything Okay. I know it's not on the set schedule girls, but I really appreciate this. I really, really do. No problem. but anyway i
00:03:47
Speaker
Oh, so I actually changed my Instagram handle from high end hippie to it's me or my name's Kristen. The other night, it was like 2am. I was high. I just was like, you know what, I'm kind of craving a rebrand and like I'm really not blogging that many that much anymore. And also like no one has blog names. So Maybe since I'm doing the podcast and like other things, I should have a better umbrella for all my content. So I changed my name without you know any plan of action because that's who I am as a person. And I let it linger for a couple of days. Then, lo and behold, I take some slutty pictures in Topanga this weekend for a little you know girly get together to be like... It looks so nice out there.
00:04:34
Speaker
It was so fun. It was so fun. um But I just wanted to be like, alert the media like, hey, changed my name. I knew that some people would be against it or whatever, but I didn't know that I would get like 200 plus unfollows yesterday. um And people just being like so dramatic about the name change. like To me, I think I am top tier most dramatic person. I can find sadness in like everything. like I can't believe that I don't feel any other way about like this new phase of my Instagram or whatever. It's honestly not that deep. It needs to be like prefaced with you were high end tippy for 10 years. so that's Right. i like oh
00:05:17
Speaker
So yeah, I should have said that. It's a good handle. But you guys, no one in my life that like knows me through Instagram knows my real name. And that's not a fucking joke. Like everyone calls me HEH, high end hippie, high end, blah, blah, blah. It's never bothered me. But I just kind of think since I'm like kind of doing the podcast now and all of that, I just needed like a new- You want the world to know your name. I think the people should know my name. I think Kristin Elizabeth Ritchie should be written in the stars. Oh, we discussed though. Me and Iman have been pretty blunt with you this week. um And as the sensitive one in the group, I do apologize because sometimes I forget I'm talking to you and not like Iman. But when you you asked about the name change and thought you were like, what is it the name change? And Iman was like, I think it's the content you just posted.
00:06:09
Speaker
No, it's maybe the pics you posted. um Okay, so that is that's the other thing. They were saying that, oh no, baby girl, it's not the name. It's you looking fucking flawless and unrelatable and hot as fuck that people can't handle themselves. I said, girls, girls, girls, relax. I didn't look that good, but they kept going on about how tight my body was. Paragraphs and paragraphs. and Yeah. like And I was like, guys, guys, I get it. I get it. Trust me. I get it. um So they're saying that half of or, you know, a good portion of the unfollows were probably from that content. But that's the content I share. I'm always half naked.
00:06:48
Speaker
I don't know. I'm just kind of curious. I'm just kind of curious. Like I don't think I would ever unfollow with that someone for a name change if I liked them, but maybe it was just a catalyst for people like reminding themselves that they follow me. And they're like, you know what? I actually don't want to follow you anymore. But anyway, that's my spiel. That's why I changed my name. Tell all your friends and family to go and follow me since all these little few guys, please go follow Kristen. She doesn't know what she's going to do. im please Seriously. I'm really desperate here. Maybe not your family. Maybe just your friends. Yeah, actually no, not your family at all. And maybe not your significant other either. So you think you're hot.
00:07:30
Speaker
Yeah, I think I'm a fucking threat to society. That's why I've only managed to um amass 30,000 followers in 10 years. but Everyone's threatened by me. um anyway yeah but but Actually, please let me know. If you unfollowed me, let me know, okay? I just want some insight. I'm just curious. I mean, but what do you think are the chances that they'd be unfollowing you and then listening to this podcast? What if they listen for you? That's true. I could see someone yeah tapping in for maybe me. or Actually, that's actually a ridiculous. That's actually a ridiculous hypothesis. I doubt anyone would listen just for you guys. Never mind. Girls, that was irrelevant. But you know if you know someone that I'm following me for a reason, let me know. Okay? Okay.
00:08:15
Speaker
Okay, Iman, take over the episode. Dude, you're slacking. Seriously. Okay, so on Saturday, I went to a birthday party and I feel like a lot of people think that I go out a lot and I have this like crazy social life.
Social Dynamics of LA Birthday and Exclusive Parties
00:08:31
Speaker
I hang out with the same maybe six people every day every day and I actually don't go anywhere without anyone on my approved friend list. So I don't really go anywhere besides Thunderbird. I have an approved place and I have six approved friends and I like don't branch out outside of that.
00:08:47
Speaker
So, I went to this birthday party, I walk in, and it was one of those LA parties where everyone is the most stunning person I've ever seen and everyone's in a cool outfit. So immediately, I'm like, fuck. like I can't even start to have fun because I have to focus on trying to look cool. So, I'm with my friend Jasmine. um These two girls kind of come up to us kind of wanting to talk, and we're like, oh my god, hey, hey, after we exchanged the initial haze, I'm kind of like, okay, when they' are they going to walk away? Because this is getting weird. like I'm kind of turning around. I'm like looking around the party, like hoping that they kind of walk away. We exchange a few more words, whatever. And then they're like, we're going to go get a drink. And we were like, okay, thank God. They go to go get a drink. Me and my friend Jasmine are like, we are being so weird. Let's get one more drink. Let's be here for an hour and let's go. Whatever.
00:09:31
Speaker
So they come back with their drinks and they were like, you guys, we just want to say, we felt like we were being so weird. And we were like, Oh my God, we felt like we were being so weird. And they were like, yeah feel like we don't we we just walked away and we were like, Oh my God, we're so weird. We just ruined that. Like we're never going to be friends with them now. And we were like, we were literally saying the same thing. It completely broke the ice and we were all best friends for the rest of the night. We had the best time. Nothing was awkward anymore. So that was just like my favorite encounter. We follow each other on Instagram and I'm sure we'll continue to follow each other's lives. So that brings me into my first question is actually for Kristin. So Kristin goes to sex parties. She goes to sex parties and she they're kind of like exclusive and invite only kind of parties. So I'm kind of wondering if I know how I felt walking into a normal party with everyone with cool outfits on.
00:10:24
Speaker
How do you walk into a sex party and also how do you go from just talking normally with someone to when the sex starts? And then what do you do after? Okay, this is yeah, this is a good question because my first time I went I was excited to go just to like for the logistics, you know what I mean? So basically, for the first hour or so, it's kind of like a cocktail hour. So it seems really normal. But the conversation is obviously centered around sex mainly. And you're in black tie and it's super exclusive anyway. So you already kind of feel like cool as shit going in. Okay, so redirecting back to the sex. So and when you walk in, someone comes up to you, how do you like what, what, how do you go from talk to other stuff? After the like social hour, cocktail hour, intro kind of thing, they start having presentations or like performers.
00:11:20
Speaker
And it's like a very sexual thing, obviously, that like turns into fucking. And then everyone's like, all right, I'm horned up. um And this is in like a penthouse suite. And there's several um like bedrooms for like hooking up and everything. And everyone's just kind of like doing it all the time. So after the presentations, you kind of just like go your different ways and like you know see what you're going to do. Some people are fucking on the couch. some people are you know, fucking in a bed with nine other people. I personally, my first time I was with my friend and her like, boyfriend ish person, and everyone there was very much like corporate America.
00:12:04
Speaker
Um, like corporate boys, which it's like, that's been my type before, but that's also all over like Raya and hinge. And so I was like, okay, I need something. Like I thought the way that this was sold to me was I thought I was going to be fucking Timothy. Show me, you know what I mean? So I find a security guard my first time and he is literally six nine and he was gorgeous. gorgeous. That's my exact type. Yeah, no, literally he was, I can't even. So he all night is guarding this one door and I would just like- And would you say when you saw him, you were horned up? Is that how you would describe it?
00:12:44
Speaker
ah Yeah. I would try to find people that I was into. I would kind of try to flirt with people or whatever, but I would always go back to the security guard because, and I would like really flirt within a month and I would be like, are you sure you can't participate? And he would be like, no, like not until 3.30 AM or like whatever. He's on the fucking clock, Kristen. What do you mean? I know, I know, but I i literally could not find anyone. Plus, mind you, the first time I go, I know a guy there. it's my ex It's one of my ex's old roommates and his girlfriend. So I keep my mask on. It's also like you know navigating the party for the first time. You're like, kind of what do I want to do with this? Anyway, clock strikes 3.30. Daddy comes and finds me. We fuck in a utility closet.
00:13:31
Speaker
for it to be under the radar. Luckily, I had been doing poppers, so it didn't phase me. god Thank God. Thank God. Thank God. No, then I like literally am like walking out of the closet and my friend's like, dude finds me and she's he's like, oh, we're leaving. Let's go. And I'm like, okay. I'm like literally like stumbling. Like I am like, I just got there out of me. Um, and then we go downstairs to like our drivers and the security guy is there and we like exchange numbers. And he was texting me for like weeks after being like, i didn't he text you on Valentine's day? He texted me on Valentine's day and was like, I can't stop thinking about our kiss. You're the best kisser ever. Like blah, blah, blah. on And I think my response was like, well, why didn't you say anything about my sex? Like,
00:14:24
Speaker
Am I not good at sex? You just think I'm a good kisser? It's okay. Yeah, apparently, i'm I'm not my best at 3.30am in a fucking supply closet. Anyway, all this to say, it is the most fun, freeing environment because it's one of those things that after I did it, I was like, oh, I can i have a theory that I can make anything and everything in the world not weird. And I was like, oh, Going to that almost alone because i didn't have a date i was like i can. Truly do anything and making and nothing is weird cuz i made the best friends that i did follow on instagram and still do speaking of but anyway it's just like.
00:15:05
Speaker
I found it so freeing and cool because if you think about the reason the majority of people go out to bars It's to like meet someone and get fucked and so in this scenario you took all of the BS about out of it and you could be very upfront and be like You know, what do you like? Like nothing was weird. Yeah um So yeah, I love it. I love them Did I answer your question? I love how drastic our two stories were and the duality of, you know, our friendship and our dynamic and like all of these words are coming up for me right now. And I just, I think that that's really fun. I love that you're exploring yourself and. And she's not weird and you're weird. So you're on the other end of the spectrum. I'm literally creepy. Like if I'm scared that I went to that party.
00:15:53
Speaker
Well, I would be I would do either one of two things. I would literally malfunction and just be in the corner, like trying to lock eyes with anyone while they're hooking up with each other. Or I would have to put on a new personality and everyone be like, I'm on. I don't know what happened to you. And I'd be like, I don't know either. listen You have to wear a mask on it. I think. No, I i think you would. be nervous at first and then you would get into really good conversation because you have the best conversations there. like There's just no inhibitions and everything's on the table. and Then you start to warm up and get a little tipsy and then maybe you're high on the roof with a couple and you guys want to have a threesome. like it just It turns into things.
00:16:33
Speaker
You know, it just it escalates and it's fun. But I think really what's fun is that you have to lock your phone away. You can wear masks. It's very, yeah. My first one too, it was funny. I was in a mask and this girl comes up to me and she's like, what happened with you and Peyton? And I was like, what the fuck? No. I was like, why do you know? Yes. At the sex party while I'm in a mask. And this is right after I had just seen my ex's roommate and his girlfriend. And I was like, okay. I thought I was going to be following me to the sex party. Yeah. Five years prior to.
00:17:11
Speaker
Yeah, truly. That was a whirlwind. Okay, so moving on to our next topic. So I did ask Peyton to have three shots available um to her for this next question. So Peyton, I would love for you to name off three things that you absolutely love about men. And if you can't think of any, you have to take all three shots. If you just can get one out, you have to take two. um So with each compliment, you could take one shot away. You might have to take zero, but I just want to hear three straight, not um sideways compliments genuinely that you love about men.
00:17:50
Speaker
um
00:17:55
Speaker
So there's some things I like about some men.
Peyton's Struggle with Compliments
00:18:00
Speaker
No, I don't want to hear some men. I want to hear some men I love about men. i all men when they I love when men shut up. Did count? That was sideways. That was tear that here the next was that was through. That was like half. Okay. I love when men
00:18:28
Speaker
pay for dinner. okay That's why it's a good one but some yeah that is a good one. Men are so supposed to do that. so that's okay peter no would no give like you know the ger like given the way here to know i want for you um I love when men put on a cute little outfit and go play sports with their friends. for our entertainment very art entertainment. So you have two and a half right now as you just to take half a shot. Honestly, I think I did a really good job. That was really painful for me, but it was pretty, you did better than I thought. I thought you were going to just literally just the whole entire thing. I could feel the pain. Yeah. Normally you're one to want to take a shot anyway.
00:19:15
Speaker
I have been drinking this throughout the episode. so okay Next, I do want to just in general talk about the Olympics. I've been feeling so much pride weirdly for America. and It was really when Beyonce came on to the screen with her USA leotard on and was going through all the Olympians. And then I was just kind of getting a emotional thinking about like how they never really get to have a life and like they never go to parties and they never got to do anything really fun. They just had to focus on their sport for their entire lives. and then
00:19:51
Speaker
They get to this moment where they're in the Olympics and then they're in a commercial with Beyonce and then they're winning gold and their parents are so proud of them. And it's just like their whole life is into this one moment and it's been making me really, really emotional. I think my favorite thing was that LeBron was like in the front of that boat and he had that massive American flag. Yes. Yes. Yes. That was very. I was too busy disassociating all weekend to watch. No, I haven't seen any of the content. OK, well, the gymnasts won gold. Simone Biles fucking killed.
00:20:25
Speaker
her routine. Her routines, the difficulty is so high that like her scores are just so much higher than everyone else's. like It looks fake. so One of Three Way's favorite Instagram followers, her at is, I love Ladybug, so we're going to give her a little shout out. She supports Three Way more than and probably it's It's just, it's incredible. She's incredible. We love her. And so I actually reached out to her and I asked her for some questions for today. wanted ask Yes. I got them from her because I was like, I feel like she would know just like good specifics of what we have not shared. Yeah. so She wants to be like our, can she be our producer? Cause like we're, we might need one. I'm actually, yeah, probably. so I'm sure she'd be up for it.
00:21:10
Speaker
um' like I'm like producer right now, so that's kind of awkward. Yeah, about that. Anyway, so we're going to be redirecting back to these questions. So um the first one is, she wants us all to think of our biggest guilty pleasure, but it can't be something that's like kind of, we have to be genuinely embarrassed about it. Like what is something that is genuinely actually really embarrassing? Guilty pleasure. Like a guilty pleasure that's like, okay, I really shouldn't actually like this and I would never tell anyone this. But here I am. But I'm going to put it on my podcast. Out to the millions of you. The only thing I can really think of which I might want to cut this out is I do like to smell my own farts. Yeah. I don't think that's fair. I go out of my way to smell them.
00:22:04
Speaker
that's That's the only guilty pleasure I could think of. That's like I would never tell anyone. Yeah, I like my own like pheromones. Like if I have a little bit of BO, I'm like, I don't like it for other people. But if I'm alone, I'm like, it smells kind of good. I'm trying to think of a guilty pleasure though. Oh, we could talk about our favorite show, Kristen, that we don't really ever tell people. Oh, God. We might have to do it. Okay, so Eames and I have something in common to where we really like niche celebrity reality television shows. And so not love Island, not too hot, not any all those out the window, not bachelorette, not yet. No, it's none of those. It's
00:22:48
Speaker
Mainly about, um well, the first one that we bonded over, I put off watching for so long, but it was the D'Amelios. I cry almost every single episode. I'm not kidding. like When Charlie did her singing debut and like had to admit to Dixie, she's been singing behind her back. and When she showed us what her voice sound like in the emotion behind the song and then the music video came out, I was in tears. I can't imagine the betrayal from a sister. I know. And then that was really hard because it's like I saw both sides. it's Like when you're Charlie, how do you tell your sister who's a singer that you want to start singing and like could be better than her?
00:23:24
Speaker
Right. Exactly. Especially because you're already like the star of the family. Yeah. like and like it only up on your toes yeah and yeah But our newest one is Stallones. We watched it. We watched Sylvester So good. Honestly, I strive to be that mother. I want three cutie little daughters and like a husband and like, I don't know, like she just seems like she's kind of like living and doesn't give a fuck. So Peyton, you're going on record. No guilty pleasures. I feel like my guilty pleasures are unfortunately like not as fucking fun or cool. Like they're just like I bite my nails or like maybe I'll go hate creep on someone for a second. Or I like like if I see a couple is broken up recently, I try to like see. OK, we all do. You know what I mean? Like they're not like crazy interesting.
00:24:18
Speaker
Do you have any like music or shows or anything that's guilty that you're like, Oh, I think I like, I'm proud of those things. Like I like okay so we're gonna be redirecting next to the next question now. Wow. Okay. So you don't smell your own farts under the covers. here Weird. Weird. Not saying that I do that, but anyways. That was just an example. That was just an example of something you could say. So next is what is a celebrity that you think you're compatible with? So it could be like a good friend or like romantically because obviously you're dating.
00:24:55
Speaker
joe payyton So like you could say like a celebrity that you think you'd be good friends with. My answer for like romantic partner, which might be a little bit of a curveball because I've like never dated a white person, but I literally do think that it's self-broken. Yes. Okay. I had a crush on him my entire life. Same. I think he is literally daddy. So you have the same one as me. No, I'm not going to say him because I'm actually going to say Donald Glover. Okay. I thought it was going to go way different. direction you he's He's actually daddy to me because I think he is as well-rounded as I am. Um, both of us are multi-hyphenates.
00:25:37
Speaker
Yvonne, it's not. It didn't crack a smile. No, but did you see the TikTok? She's not smiling, she's not laughing. It was just crazy. But did you see the TikTok that said that his armpits stink? Don't care, I probably will like it. Okay, that's fine. I don't even know if they stink. Armpits stink, like shut up. but I couldn't disagree more. I couldn't disagree more, but that's my man. Um, no, I just think he's fucking hilarious, but he's also really deep, but he's also like musical. Like I just, I think he's my man. Donald, call me. What's your number?
00:26:25
Speaker
and out Well he, Donald DM me. I changed my name though. I changed my ad. Oh crap he probably doesn't know your new ad. Oh no. He doesn't know your new ad. He's gonna be searching forever. Also if any of y'all try to steal high and hippy before I get it for my vintage shop. Well don't even put that in there. Nope don't even put that in their brains. Well I might reopen my vintage shop. bukers Well, I might reopen my vintage shop. Why don't you change the name to High End Hippie? You all are so sad. I just reopened my vintage shop called High Hippie. Why don't you change it? Can you change it now? I am. I'm going to take the vintage off and change it to High End, but Instagram holds your name in case you want to go back.
00:27:10
Speaker
Oh, but it's too late. I'm not going back because I already lost 200 plus followers. So jokes on you, you get a, vitage on you get to shop my vintage curation. Cool. I hope you're happy. Peyton any. Hey, why is this my fucking problem? Every time anyone asks me a question like this, like the guilty pleasures, when I tell you all my mind goes blanker, then I mean, there's nothing in my brain. Do you have you ever seen a story that you're like, Oh, I'd be friends with them. Anyone on the internet on everyone. like when you say like would Have you seen a celebrity that I don't, I can't even think of a celebrity literally besides like Ellen DeGeneres.
00:27:49
Speaker
That's funny. You guys are weird. You guys are really weird today. I don't want to be friends with Ella De Dineris. I'm just saying that's when I think of a celebrity. you That's exactly what you want to be friends with. One person comes to mind. No one thought of it if you didn't want to be friends with her. No one talked about her in a long time. I have some ah celebrities that I like objectively love, but I don't know if they would love me back. That's okay, we don't have to think about it that deeply, just like who do you like? She likes Meg Thee Stallion. I love Meg Thee Stallion. When I watch Meg Thee Stallion's TikToks, I get such a burst of serotonin. Me too. I want her to narrate like everything that I do. Like I wish she could just be around and just like tell me my own stuff. I think Kris Jenner is someone that I would like to be around constantly as well. She'd be fucking hell. I would be friends with Kris Jenner, for sure.
00:28:41
Speaker
Yeah, you guys. And you guys would both have like, oh, yeah, actually be drunk. Yes. We'd be trying to like do stuff all the time. He would teach you how to like get money out of your future offspring. And you would be like, fuck, yeah Joe, I've done the numbers. We can have eight and we're going to be. No, I just want Chris Jenner to come up with ah ideas for me. You know what I mean? Hmm. I don't think Janet Jackson would like me. Really? Yeah. Huh. And why is that? I don't, I just get the vibe that she wouldn't like me. Like I think I'd be like kind of nervous and she'd kind of be like just like, I don't know. I just think she wouldn't like me. Yeah. I don't know that Zendaya would like me Zendaya. Oh, I can. I think she wouldn't either. Yeah. it it She doesn't give me silly goofy vibes. I think I would be too much for her. Yeah. Like she might be a little confused by you. Yeah. I think she would i think she would really not like me at all.
00:29:41
Speaker
I feel like kind you actually really like Peyton, which also sucks. I feel like Chris Pratt would hate my guts. Yeah, I think he would be confused by you because he's so like Like he's like probably thought you were gonna joke like laugh at all of his jokes. And then when you don't yeah you like i hate me, I don't know what to do. and yeah So like, just like, I don't know that he knows how to deal with dry humor. I feel like I feel like if someone gave it he seems so serious, honestly. Well, I guess that's funny for me to say because his counterpart on
00:30:14
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Um, parks and rec is literally the driest girl in the world, but that's the je whole joke of them. It would be you and like you acting like, but I feel like in real life in real, that's me. auby I am Aubrey Plaza and Aubrey Plaza is me. you actually really close, you know, connection, I feel like. But I think that Chris Pratt in real life gives me like very serious like woman and like womanizer stay in your place woman. But oh, really? Yeah. Oh, you know who I know wouldn't like me through um because she doesn't lizzo.
00:30:55
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if she just does it in real life. I can see that. I kind of feel like she would like me. I feel like I, I, one of my storylines is that I have beef with someone famous, but I can't remember who it is. It's, um, Hailey Bieber. and Oh, ah right. Let's not go into it. Oh, I think this one might tear us apart. Maybe I won't say this one. One thing about each other that makes you guys secretly cringe. Oh, who's going to go first? go ahead you go first kristen Why? Because you guys know that I'm going to be the most sensitive. I'm like trying to think if you guys make me cringe though.
00:31:30
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I feel like I'm such a bad person to ask this because y'all know when I have friends, like actual friends, I do like, I'm like objectively, I will just ah defend everything you do because I can see your reasoning. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, okay. Cringe is not the word. If you said what about each other annoys you, I would have a list, but just yeah cringe. I don't know that I find you guys cringe. Yeah. I don't think I could be like friends with someone that I find cringe, but I also think that anything that you guys would do that would be cringe, I would like call you out for and then I would hope you would never do it again. Yeah. You've actually done that with me before. About what?
00:32:12
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Um, when I was being a pick me over what I said, and you were like, Iman, that was so cringe. And I was like, okay. Yeah. So Iman, sometimes we don't do this thing because she's from LA. No, don't please, please, please. I can't talk about it. Please. We just have to move on. I can't hear about it. Please. Okay. She just thinks she's beautiful. Chris has been up for being cringe and I agreed and we moved on and we're going to move on right now and redirect. A lot of redirecting here. Yeah. I have to keep us on track. Yeah. And this is the last one. ah When was the last time you sobbed really hard and why? Oh, a couple of days ago. Cause I'm just a sad girl. Cause I miss my friend.
00:33:04
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Oh yeah. Do you want to talk about how you said you were you wanted to go to a mental hospital? And we said, you I don't know the other day. And he said, yeah, Kristen, go. yeah I feel like I'm in one of those, like, I'm overwhelmed by everything and all my options and blah, blah, blah. Like I don't have necessarily one good thing in place, you know, or like one constant. which when this happens I tend to just spiral even though this is like the life I chose and like continue to choose.
Mental Health Challenges and Creative Solutions
00:33:34
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I just sometimes feel like I'm fucking insane and like I want like either a lobotomy or like to do something to rewire my my brain entirely.
00:33:43
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but ke out is Yeah, might try well I have, I do therapy. Oh, ketamine therapy. Yeah, I have friends that do it that swear by it. It's just super expensive and you really have to keep up with it. But yeah, anytime someone offers me ketamine at a party, I'm like, I'll take it. Okay. I'd like to do it like in turn in a way a clinical dose. Yeah. Obviously. Over, over watched by like a physician, perhaps I might try that though. Cause I had a ketamine clinic sponsor note to self and I was like, okay, cool. Like I can't give a personal endorsement unless you like actually use the product, but they also with those clinics, you can't, they can't give it to you for free. Cause it's like a medical treatment. Oh really? so I had people a few years ago reaching out for ketamine treatment but I was so busy work wise that I never had time. They said legally they couldn't give it to me so I was like unable legally to like talk about it myself like my own obviously perspective on it. I feel like you can't get like an open heart surgery sponsored like certain things you probably can't get gifted.
00:34:56
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But yeah, I don't know, sometimes I also would like to just like check into it in a sane asylum and like, kind of like cut the whole world off and like, see what's going on and then be like, Hey, just like no phones I think the thing you're searching for is like no social media sucks is like what are the options when you want to cut the world off the options are going to like an insane like an asylum or like a facility of some sorts like that or rehab it's like what other can we have another option like a wellness so much money that you can actually go that's like actually relaxing sometimes I'm like I gotta get out of here I don't know what to do What if we did like a three-way, like what if we did like a three-way DIY insane asylum where we like all check into a hotel and have like no phones. And the whole time we just get drunk and vent. Maybe other stuff too, but yeah. We wouldn't have our phone. We like would have to just like. I would go to that. I would go to that insane asylum. You need some savings.
00:35:59
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You need like some saving or something. If you're insane, sign up for our asylum. Yeah, we could do like a three-way asylum. Oh my god, could you imagine merch the three-way asylum? Or I feel like we could like put our phones away for a full day and like make ourselves wake up at seven, make ourselves go on a walk. We can't fight all day. um yeah Just little things like that. Just little tiny things. And also just like anything with a random group of people. like that I don't know if I mentioned this when we were talking about our TV shows. I don't think I did. But I think like i said my my favorite genre was sitcoms. But really, my favorite genre is like groups of people that aren't supposed to be together. For ah for instance,
00:36:43
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like girl new girl did it, the office did it. the I have this one idea if there's anyone out there that wants me to pitch them a show. um It's for like that around dog park people. Oh, that's funny. yeah Because I meet the weirdest fucking people at the dog park and I get into like the most insane scenarios. I told you guys I was screaming at the dog park. um Yeah, so the like the friends that aren't meant to be together, like I love a good like work environment where it's literally people from every walk of life having to do that. So I feel like like camps like that and like little things have been sounding really fun, like navigating all the random people.
00:37:28
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talking about this Okay, the last thing before we close out, I am going on a date tonight. It's a first date. um I'm going to Thunderbird. I did tell Kristen that she should plan a date and meet me there at 6.30. Where are you at with that? Well, I did text this guy that I like randomly stopped texting back um and asked him to go and he did not text me back. So weird. And then I did ask a couple people on hinge. Oh my God. What? I said, Oh, you're a Thunderbird fan. Yeah, I'm down. Want to say eight? No, no, six 30, like 30. You have to go to six. I need y'all to like tick tock. Well, say 730 actually, because I want like the first hour of my date to maybe go by before I see you. Because but what if I'm nervous? Who's this guy? Who's this person? You know, I can't talk about it. I know, but I could cut it.
00:38:25
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I know, but I also just don't talk about it with my friends. Oh, I forgot. I forgot. I might be meeting you there. It's honestly going to be a little surprise. Just say 7.30. What do you mean, just say 7.30? Don't make it. It's going to make me too nervous. No, a surprise for you. I know that's going to make me nervous. Why? Are you going to dress different or do more makeup if you're going to see me? No, I'm actually not going to show up.
00:38:54
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no I'm just kidding. Okay, well, I guess I'll see you later on our joint dates. Yeah, baby Taco Tuesday. Okay, well, if y'all... Nowhere place I'd rather be. If y'all go, I need you guys both to take footage of each other from across the bar. Well, at first I have to ask if I'm allowed to post the back of his head on TikTok, but assuming I am. Take a video of Kristin. That's what I want. I want a video of you videoing Kristin and then Kristin videoing you. That's all I need. Okay. Perfect. We can do that. Yeah. And my dude can be in it. I'm not going to ask him out but at all. So you guys want any consent and that's fine. Yeah. I did someone that I didn't think that was like super attractive. No. So yeah. Don't judge me off of him. Yeah. This is the guy I'm going out with. He looks super questionable. Anyway, this just don't judge me on this man. He was a a toss up. I don't think he's going to be normal, but I didn't want to go on a date with anyone that, um,
00:39:49
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you know, I would potentially have a future with, so. All right. So I'm going to be redirecting to close out this episode. I love you guys so much. Thank you guys so much for having me as your host. I loved the two people on the podcast with me today. like this And don't forget to read us five stars. Love you. Bye. Love you. Bye.