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Episode 17: The Wraith 1986
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We’re revving up for a wild ride as we dive into a cult classic that blends supernatural thrills with high-octane vengeance. We’re talking about the 1986 gem, The Wraith-a movie where a mysterious driver in a sleek black car dishes out justice from beyond the grave.
Picture this: a desert town, a gang of ruthless gearheads, and a spectral figure behind the wheel who’s got a score to settle. It’s horror meets horsepower, and we’re here to break it all down—scene by spooky scene.
So grab your popcorn, dim the lights, and buckle up, because this episode of Deadnotes is about to take you on a turbo-charged trip to the other side. Let’s get started!
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Introduction to 'Dead Notes' and 'The Wraith'
00:00:24
Speaker
Hello, welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin, and with me, sweating in his chair profusely, man that's filled with all the tiger blood.
00:00:36
Speaker
The man that you cannot handle.
00:00:39
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hey You couldn't. yeah and i'm I'm Alan.
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Speaker
And we're going to talk about The Wraith, 1986. With two... I apologize ahead of time because we have two guys in this movie that are endlessly quotable.
00:01:00
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Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid. Yeah. Oh my god, yeah. We got Tiger Blood and Cousin Eddie. Yeah, I know.
00:01:09
Speaker
This movie is fucking amazingly overwhelming with all the shit in it.
00:01:17
Speaker
Well, ah
Film Influences and Director Mike Marvin
00:01:19
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yeah. the um It's basically if John Hughes had directed The Crow.
00:01:27
Speaker
Right? Yeah. I mean, I think they they might have stole... I know The Crow had like um the comics that it was based on, but I don't think that Skank... Because this movie has Skank and Gutter Boy, and The Crow is almost the same story, and it has Skank and Fun Boy.
00:01:50
Speaker
True. Yeah, that's that's a very interesting... I really didn't put that together. He has to have watched it. It has to be some influence, at least to a degree.
00:02:02
Speaker
Absolutely. right? Yeah. And, uh, that whole love story revenge, you know, or yeah. And, but yeah, that is, that is funny as shit.
00:02:15
Speaker
And I didn't think about that with skank and gutter boy. Yeah. It's the same goddamn movie, but it's like 16 Candles version of The Crow.
00:02:26
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Yeah. Right? And Mike Marvin, when I looked him up, because i've you know I've loved this movie as long as I can remember, so so have you.
00:02:37
Speaker
Yeah. And I never paid attention to who the director was, and when I read his name, I was like, who the fuck is that guy? Yeah.
00:02:47
Speaker
The only other thing I could find that he directed that I remember hearing about, I'm not sure if I've seen it, is Hamburger the Motion Picture. I remember Hamburger the Motion Picture. Right, but I can't remember anything about it. It's like a Killer Tomatoes kind of movie.
00:03:04
Speaker
It is, yeah. Or Kentucky Fried Movie kind of shit. Like, weird, just zany. That's all remember. Yeah, that's funny. Yeah, like, um, like, it clearly isn't a movie trying to, trying to take itself seriously, right?
00:03:22
Speaker
Right? I mean, with a name like Hamburger, yeah motion picture. Zany.
Charlie Sheen's Pre-'Platoon' Era
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Speaker
And, uh, but, Fucking, uh, to get, to get Charlie Sheen in a movie like this, it was definitely a sign of the times because he hadn't shot, um, platoon yet. I mean, I don't know how big of a star he was in 86. Cause I was just a little boy, but, um, it was a pretty good get.
00:03:50
Speaker
Yeah. He was in something else around. He was in, when was Ferris Bueller out? Cause he had a short part in that too. Remember? Yeah, but yeah if you blinked, you'd miss him. and yeah He was at like the train station, right? yeah like Cracked out or something?
00:04:10
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No, there's principals this is a principal's office. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. think he says like, Adios Amigos or some shit. i don't remember.
00:04:21
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ah said and And the ice cream man's in this movie.
Clint Howard and Cult Film Characters
00:04:25
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Fucking Clint Howard, yes. Clint Howard if God's own prototype dude that poor man if if you saw Ron Howard and somebody said that's Ron Howard's ugly brother yeah it's what it it's like Basket Case yeah he's Belial right that's his brother's name in Basket Case yeah it's Belial yeah
00:04:58
Speaker
but I love Clay Howard though we love you Clay Howard he's great but he plays Rughead in this which is which is funny because one he's wearing a rug right oh my god dude yeah it's it's insane too and it's clearly a fucking nod to Eraserhead which we're gonna see in the theater soon absolutely I cannot wait that's definitely an Eraserhead nod And it where they weirdly fits him, too.
00:05:29
Speaker
Right. I love it. Fucking, um... Yeah, Clint Howard's great, man. he I remember he was in a Seinfeld episode, too, where I think he was a ah serial killer or something.
00:05:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah. something I don't remember. ah ah He had an awesome career as far as like, he did some, he did some like really fun movies, you know, and didn't really like jump really hardcore into the spotlight as much as he was in the spotlight. You know, he kind of just looks like he just kind of took stuff as it came and kind of pick and chose different things, but he did great and everything. i mean, definitely typecasted, but he was awesome and everything.
00:06:13
Speaker
Well, I kind of think that if your um brother is Ron Howard, you can afford to make mistakes. Yeah. Right. Right. You got a pretty good safety net. He's not his brother's not going to let him ah be homeless or what have you. What if like this whole time Clint Howard was the one that was like writing everything that Ron Howard's like renowned for, you know, but the family meman like really vanilla.
00:06:42
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Yeah, but the Howard family won't let them out of the house, essentially, you know because they want they want Ronnie to be the face of the family. you know How fucked is your family if Ron Howard has to be like the face?
00:07:02
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Like, this is the cute one.
00:07:07
Speaker
yeah send the good one Send the good one out.
00:07:11
Speaker
Oh, you know, if Ronnie could do it all over, he'd be using like TikTok filters or whatever. I'm not freckled. What are you talking about?
00:07:22
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is kasy look He's got that super fresh like layered, the layered thing that they fucking do when they put on there. He just looks like Alfred E. Newman. Yeah.
00:07:34
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Mad Magazine, yeah for those who don't know, Alfred E. Newman, look him up. but me youngsters You youngsters out there, look up Alfred E. Newman and then Google ah ah he's still around Ron Howard.
00:07:49
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Opie from Andy Griffith. Yeah, absolutely.
00:07:55
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Oh, man.
Problematic Characters and Soundtrack Nostalgia
00:07:56
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But I'm not a car guy either. You know, like we used to, when when we were teenagers, we used to ride around in my Ford Escort that had ah changed its own oil.
00:08:08
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We both just drove around piles of shit for decades, yeah basically. But man, this fucking car in this movie is so awesome.
00:08:19
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Yeah, it's interesting it's an interesting ah vehicle for sure. And it's got a demon motor. Yeah. The whole 2.2 four cylinder. Yeah. That Chrysler turbo, deep that turbo demon.
00:08:35
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It's got a freaky Jason motor in it. Yeah. Freaky Jason. That's freaky Jason.
00:08:44
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And it's clearly a Dodge. They kind of paint over the logo at the front, but it's funny. It's a cri it's a Chrysler Plymouth ah ah badge on the front, actually. Because, I mean, it's all Mopar, but it's a Dodge. It was a Dodge. um What is it? A Dodge M4S Interceptor. Yeah.
00:09:06
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Yeah, and and Dodge, ah they had to show the logo in the movie. So you remember, at the end, they pan around the back of the car, and there's like this gigantic Dodge logo on it, on the back windshield.
00:09:21
Speaker
Did you notice that? I didn't notice that. I just noticed the one on the nose. It's kind of ironic that it's a Dodge, and... It's kind of like ah it's like a Mopar. I mean, it's all the same shit, but like yeah, it's funny.
00:09:36
Speaker
And then they're going to use it as a pace car, i guess. Well, it's stupid because if you want if you watch the scene where well where the finale with his brother, if you watch that scene, look at the back of the car. It's half of the back windshield says Dodge. Okay.
00:09:54
Speaker
See, that's silly. That's even sillier, man, because... well what is it it's kind of ironic because had they dodged the car it's like it's telling you what to do it's telling you what to do don't hit it yeah that's that's there's my dad joke yeah should have dodged it should have dodged it oh shit Oh, man. But I fucking love this movie. Yeah, it's fun, dude. There's there's a lot, man.
00:10:29
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and um But the soundtrack is fucking awesome, too. you know It is, man. It's got all kinds of shit on it. I don't, it's not one of those things, like, it's not my kind of music necessarily, you know? I don't, I don't have a ah Spotify playlist of songs like this, but, you know, when I was, like when we were kids, this was the music, you know?
00:10:55
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And it's fucking awesome. It's nostalgic. It is, and it was rare that, like, movies, especially movies like this, like, that were kind of, like, low-key, like,
00:11:07
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would even have actual bands to have on the soundtrack. I mean, there's everybody's on here, you know, like as far as from that era. So there was a lot of money going out, you know, to get these, get this music, you know? So it's, it's interesting when you hear that,
00:11:25
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on movies like demons. Um, yeah that's got, that's got an amazing soundtrack too, you know, but, well you know, the greatest soundtracks of all time are probably Rocky horror return of the living dead.
00:11:40
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Yeah. That's another, that's another really good one. I really love that. You know, the first album I ever bought with my own money, it was on cassette. If that ages me, but, um,
00:11:52
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was the soundtrack to the movie Trick or Treat. Oh, yeah. It was a band yeah called Fastway did the soundtrack. And man, that really kind of turned me, because I was a little kid then. I you know i was at least under 13 years old, because that's when I moved to Ohio, and I bought that cassette at a mall in Lebanon, Pennsylvania, when I was a kid.
00:12:22
Speaker
And ah that fucking movie. And then you bought your first set of studded fingerless gloves. Yep. I had my jean jacket with the cutoff sleeves and the Iron Maiden patch on the back.
00:12:35
Speaker
Yeah. And it said Motley Crue races. It was supposed to say Motley Crue rules, but I couldn't make L's apparently. What?
00:12:47
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Or used.
00:12:53
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This was when I was in grade school, man. yeah yeah don't Don't judge me. Fucking backwards letters and shit. yeah and A shape. Like a a random triangle.
00:13:04
Speaker
Well, I just, i my hand my handwriting, I remember this girl, I was, I remember this girl going, Motley Crue races?
00:13:17
Speaker
Who says rules, man? I was such a little douchebag. You're like, you write like Charlie? Yeah.
00:13:36
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Pepe Sylvia.
00:13:44
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. But the soundtrack brings me to the opening of the movie.
00:13:57
Speaker
Which, um... Right. I want to... i want to ah dedicate this episode to my dude Watson because he fucking loves this movie. So you go, my dude.
00:14:14
Speaker
I'm sending i'm sending like smoke signals your way to get your attention to listen to this when it comes out, my friend. Totally kidding. This movie rules. I picked up all the litter for you, too.
00:14:25
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That is all.
00:14:29
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But I don't know what their intentions with... them Because Jake, spoiler, is Jamie. but But I don't know what their intentions with making him look different were, right?
00:14:47
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Because apparently Charlie Sheen shot all his scenes in one week. You know, the movie was shot, or one day. The movie was shot in like
Charlie Sheen's Screen Presence and Public Persona
00:14:57
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four weeks.
00:14:58
Speaker
And there are scenes in this movie where you can where you can clearly see that it's not Charlie Sheen where they're like filming the back of his head or in the in the flashbacks where you see the murder and stuff. That's clearly not Charlie Sheen.
00:15:14
Speaker
Dude, those fucking flashbacks are... but Now it's all crow. It's all the crow now. Now that you said that. It's opened a whole new can of worms for me.
00:15:26
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Right, it's the fucking crow. if i jamie Jake just needs a guitar and...
00:15:34
Speaker
but i um And strum it, but he's playing solos. Yeah, I was going to say to mime poorly that he's actually playing the guitar. Yeah.
00:15:45
Speaker
But ah you get like the long scene the wide shot of ah him riding his bike down arriving in the town, essentially. right Like the cowboy.
00:15:56
Speaker
Yeah, that's like when you're driving to Monroeville. That's you coming down the hill, going to Monroeville Mall. Yeah, except, you know, Sherilyn Finn, if i approached her, she'd mace me.
00:16:14
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Or Carrie, I'll say. We'll take the celebrity out of it. Even if it was Carrie with no celebrity attached, she'd still mace me. hs He just rides his bike up to her and she she starts hitting on him. Wouldn't it be nice if that's the way life worked?
00:16:34
Speaker
I guess if you're Charlie Sheen, it does. He does have a tiger. You want to ride with a man that's winning?
00:16:43
Speaker
He's like, you can't you can't process me with a normal brain.
00:16:51
Speaker
You can't handle it. From my big, beautiful warlock brain, welcome to Sheen's Corner. You're either and my corner or you're with the trolls.
00:17:04
Speaker
She got so wet it looked like her water broke. Yeah.
00:17:12
Speaker
That's the effect Charlie's got. Yes, that's it. That's it. I fucking love that dude. He's so fucking crazy. He's so crazy.
00:17:24
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ah Boom, crush, night, losers, winning. Boom.
00:17:31
Speaker
What the fuck? Yeah. Fucking Packard shows up though. Man, this fucking Packard. This fucking guy, man. needs to arrested.
00:17:43
Speaker
He's a fucking loser. What is wrong with him? Dude, he's a piece of shit. You know, later in the movie, later in the movie, he's like, he's he gets girls, apparently. Why is he?
00:17:56
Speaker
Well... Okay, so... Sherilyn Finn...
00:18:06
Speaker
is much better than the girl i yeah he's with later, but I suppose I could see his side of the story. If like you put if you put Jennifer Connelly in this part, I'd probably be like Packard.
00:18:20
Speaker
Shit. I'd be sitting across the street crying. Yeah.
00:18:27
Speaker
I saw you in Requiem for a Dream with the double dildo.
00:18:36
Speaker
Yeah. I could buy you drugs.
00:18:40
Speaker
I can afford it. I'm not taking away ah from Cheryl and Finn. She's fucking beautiful. But, you know, they were all like teenagers. Well, they were probably in their 20s during this, but still, you know. Well, I want to know how Carrie became property of Packard. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, he just stamped her.
00:18:59
Speaker
like Right. And she somehow forgets the night. Right. Yeah. Yeah. How long ago did this happen? Because they're still like teenagers, allegedly.
00:19:13
Speaker
yeah Although Packard looks like he's our age. Yeah, he's... like He's like, um you ever see that meme with um Steve Buscemi with the skateboard and a hat on backwards? Yeah.
00:19:29
Speaker
Packard, basically. He's like, hey, fellow teenagers. Yeah, hey, fellow high schoolers. Yeah. I am teenage high schooler boy. Yeah.
00:19:40
Speaker
Yeah. We're the set. He's like ah falling down. That guy. He's like, we're the same. You and I. Yeah. We're the same.
00:19:51
Speaker
Yeah. That's a fucking great movie, too. Holy shit. I watch that. I just trigger ah trigger some memories.
00:20:02
Speaker
Oh, man. I love that movie. I do, too. it's It's great. And, you know, ah speaking of Charlie Sheen, okay, I'll try to signal these with a little, ah right?
00:20:16
Speaker
Yeah. i'm gonna i'm gonna I'm going to be quoting Charlie Sheen. hey But I thought um he was really progressive for his time because he was member of he was a member of the LGBT, Q, RS, W, whatever.
00:20:35
Speaker
Yeah, because because he's quoted as... Here we go. here we go He's bi winning. win here, I win there.
00:20:48
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yeah He was b before B was cool.
00:20:54
Speaker
Charlie Sheen was an innovator. he was a He was an early adopter of the LGB by winning. It counts. Whatever.
00:21:07
Speaker
You can't handle it. Whatever is you couldn't handle it. Can't handle this brain.
00:21:14
Speaker
Oh, man, I fucking love that dude. He's such a... He is basically every Hollywood star, except he says the quiet part out loud.
00:21:25
Speaker
Yeah, like he's just... There's no filter. Because look at how many... You know, um i don't want to get into controversies with Hollywood because they're all disgusting deviants.
00:21:38
Speaker
And i call they call B-movies garbage, right? Fuck those people. yeah But I'm not going to get into all that crap. But at least Charlie Sheen, if he was one of those Epstein people, he'd fucking say it.
00:21:56
Speaker
yeah i don't think he had a filter. Yeah. Not at all. i mean he Here, here, I'll do one more for you before we start, ah before we go to the lake.
00:22:10
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ah The run I was on made s Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
00:22:25
Speaker
The guy had no filter. Has, he's not dead. Yeah.
00:22:32
Speaker
Yeah, that's definitely a lot of shit that just goes burning through your head when you're like at all these events and shit, you know? It makes me self-conscious. I'm like, am I droopy-eyed? i don't have arms.
00:22:43
Speaker
I have arms. Do I have arms? Don't pick on me, Charlie. Yeah. yeah But as couples do, Carrie and Packard go to the... But they're not a couple.
00:23:00
Speaker
But they're not a couple. yeah right Yeah. i go like why like Why didn't she go to the police at any point during this movie? That's what I that's what i was saying, dude. like He's completely like... he owns you traffic He's getting ready to traffic her.
00:23:18
Speaker
She went to the police and the police were just like... That there's an RV. yeah i borrowed it off a buddy of mine. He took my house. I took the RV.
00:23:31
Speaker
He's like, what? I'm being fucking trafficked, asshole.
00:23:42
Speaker
Oh, my God.
00:23:45
Speaker
She walks out of the building and he goes, Merry Christmas. What's he say?
00:23:54
Speaker
let he say
00:23:59
Speaker
What's he say about the fucking microwave? He's like, oh no, Clark. ah peace Every time I fire up the microwave, I piss my pants and forget who I was for half an hour.
00:24:11
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Oh, shit. god. ah be my parentss and forgot who i was for half an hour
00:24:25
Speaker
ah oh my god I fucking love that um Jake is sunbathing. What are the guys doing? Well, when they pull up, man, Packer gets out of this fucking Corvette or whatever. he is way too big for that fucking car.
00:24:41
Speaker
Way too big. It's like me when I used to sit in my escort. Yeah. well Well, i it's funny you mention that because I did look it up and that dude is six foot six.
00:24:56
Speaker
That is a big fucking, that is a big motherfucker. It's big fucking melon. This is the biggest car that I could afford. yeah Yeah, that's a big guy. And don't you love the fucking, like, he got all his attire at a casino? Yeah.
00:25:19
Speaker
What the fuck is that about? why They never touch on that or explain it in any way, but he's got, like, the bull skull or whatever on the back of his jacket, and all of his jewelry is that turquoise and silver shit.
00:25:34
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, I was wondering the same. I was like, what the fuck's on the back of his jacket? And I was like, it's like bedazzled. It's like a bedazzled bull skull. I'm not one at all to... You do you.
00:25:49
Speaker
But um he seems like one of those average white dudes that's like, I am an Indian. Yeah.
00:25:59
Speaker
I am half Indian, half hillbilly.
00:26:07
Speaker
Like, no, you're not. Shut up. You're a white guy. Take that shit off.
00:26:13
Speaker
It's so corny, man. It's so like and corny. But that's, you know, that's that's the rebel man back in that day. Yeah, he was the rebel. It's so funny. He's got like um I got a picture of myself when I was like eight years old and I have that same haircut.
00:26:30
Speaker
Yeah, it's like his mom. It's like his mom cut his hair. Yeah, the the feathered. It's just like ah not a bowl cut because it's it's like a soft mullet. Yeah, a soft mullet.
00:26:49
Speaker
Oh, a shit. Jake's sunbathing down on the rock like a lizard. Yeah, well, he's um he's taunting, i suppose, at this point of the movie.
00:27:01
Speaker
Which is funny. Why does... i'm getting i i need to stop doing this, but I'm getting off topic. Why does Packard never confront Jake?
00:27:12
Speaker
Ever? That's interesting, yeah. He's just like, I saw him over there, man. You know what I'm saying? like He's always like running his mouth and shit, but I do believe he confronts him, right? these No, never.
00:27:27
Speaker
I guess he doesn't. No, he never knows. It's everybody around him. Yeah. And he's always right who is this guy? yeah You know Like even, I guess, I mean, maybe he sees him as a threat.
00:27:44
Speaker
Like he doesn't want to embarrass. I don't know. he never. oh yeah. He's he's laying there. Number one, he's like laying there on that rock, just staring at staring at his his not old lady.
00:27:56
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? That's what he's walking into. So he's like, who is this guy? Don't stare at my PCS. Yeah, just stare at my... this She's mine. Stakes his claim.
00:28:09
Speaker
He starts peeing on her. She's mine, see? He should have walked up and said, Are you staring at my lady? Yeah. Like, the settler stares at the buffalo? Yeah.
00:28:23
Speaker
Like, the settler stares at the sun?
00:28:27
Speaker
I would have fucking loved it if they went that route. Like, uh, fucking Packard just thinks he's an Indian. Or he's a Native American. But he's white, but he's like trying to claim that he's got he's got that blood in him.
00:28:43
Speaker
Are you staring at my... ah but ah yeah Jesus Christ, we just had ah we just had um Indian issue, Native American issues with our last fucking movie, Cannibal the Musical.
00:28:58
Speaker
yeah Now we got this guy. Yeah, he like he's trying to act like it's...
00:29:06
Speaker
When he gets mad, he goes...
00:29:14
Speaker
I'm being terribly racist right now, I suppose. I don't i don't hate Native Americans. Chill. We're making fun of a white guy trying to act like a Native American.
00:29:28
Speaker
Not just Packard. it's just That's how i know I know people in real life that are like that. yeah I am half Native American. well Well, I mean, it's it's it's the ones that are like, I'm like 10% or I'm like 2%, you know, like something. The ones that are like, I'm like 2%, like where it's really nothing. You know what I'm saying? Those are the ones that are like Packard that would be like, oh, you know, like I'm buying all the fucking. Yeah, everybody else, you know, for sure. hell yeah. You know, that's awesome. yeah But they're also the ones that don't like fucking...
00:30:08
Speaker
I don't know. Wear it on their sleeve. It's always... All them Packards always gotta ruin it. i love I love that Packard sees Billy and Jake staring at Carrie. so ah like um They go to a flashback of the the night.
00:30:26
Speaker
Well, Billy walks up on Jake out of nowhere he's like, Hey man! You know? right Right! It's a hot one today. and then like Jake looks at him like, You couldn't handle it.
00:30:39
Speaker
I got tiger blood. I have tiger blood. Billy's like the moral center of the movie. I know. like the ah neutral good guy. yeah and To balance it out.
00:30:54
Speaker
Yeah, he's he's the... um and he's He's like open about his brother like immediately too. He's like, oh yeah, he's murdered. Hey, I'm Billy.
00:31:05
Speaker
My brother was murdered. Did you... It's a hot it's a hollow out today. oh man, he should have been like, is it? Is it hot?
00:31:20
Speaker
the What the hell kind of... that's That little fucking lake that they're at, what the fuck kind of... i can't You can't call it a beach.
00:31:32
Speaker
it's a It's like a a quarry, I believe. I don't think it's a quarry no either. it's it's um ah It's a place. I think it's ah and it's in Arizona. It's at Sabino Canyon.
00:31:49
Speaker
Okay. It's just some fucking rock. I saw like this on set shit where it's not a quarry. It is what it is.
00:31:59
Speaker
It's on in a in flat land. It's rock and it's just like a lake running through the desert. OK, I don't know. kind of sweet It looks nice, though. Yeah, it looks sweet.
00:32:10
Speaker
Looks hot as fuck, though. The rocks look hot as fuck. Oh, yeah, you know... Well, Charlie... Allegedly, Charlie shot his scenes in one day, so I wonder how much bending over backwards they had to do to get his fucking scenes finished. Yeah.
00:32:29
Speaker
I bet it was a pain in the fucking ass.
00:32:33
Speaker
They're like, what are you on? What are you on, Charlie? He was like, I'm on Charlie Sheen. That's what I'm on. Another thing, I wonder if they did this, because... i I wonder if it was a height issue that they never had Packard confront Jake.
00:32:50
Speaker
Because Charlie Sheen in real life is five foot ten Yeah. Which is average. it's so He's not short. Well, they could have did like that um perception thing like they did on Lord of the Rings. Yeah.
00:33:03
Speaker
Yeah, forced perception. Yeah, forced perception. perspective Oh, yes, forced perspective, yes. But um that guy was 6'6". He would have towered over.
00:33:15
Speaker
have just picked him up. He would, Charlie was like, Charlie was probably like, no, ah we're not going to be in the same shot together. He was like, it's okay, my brain's bigger than him.
00:33:30
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Yeah, I got, he couldn't handle it. He couldn't handle it. yeah Yeah.
00:33:43
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I'm just reminded ah because we were talking before about the um ah Charlie Sheen quote. So I'll give you another one just because we can't stop talking about him.
00:33:55
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Here we go. I'm dealing with fools. Here, I'll do it. Wait a second. I'll do it in the trademark, um the only accent I know how to do. All right, here we go. do poorly.
00:34:10
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I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.
00:34:25
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I don't want strafing runs in my underwear.
00:34:30
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I know that's ah not how he meant it, but use your words. my My phone's ringing and I look at it. Jack Nicholson winning. Winning.
00:34:42
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By winning. win here. win there.
00:34:49
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oh shit. ah Yeah, the... Okay. I don't know what this one means, but here you go. Here's another one, just for the road.
00:35:01
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I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold. I don't fucking know what he means.
00:35:15
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Converting your tin cans into pure gold. Yeah, I don't know. he He's openly crazy. Yeah. Again, things that ah we all think, you know, random thoughts.
00:35:30
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You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, I turned these tin canes in this fucking gold. Yeah. Kevin.
00:35:41
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But we finally meet the the the guys from the Crow, Skank and Gutterboy. After that flashback, too, so that's that which is reminiscent, but yeah where they're attacking him and he gets his tiger blood in his eye and goes crazy.
00:35:59
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how many How many people on his little gang has he pulled that little switchblade out on? I know. We'd all team up.
00:36:09
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On that Augie or whatever? He does it on everybody. He pulls it out on Skank. Yeah, into his ear and shit. Yeah. yeah He pulls it on Skank. Says get rid of that zombie piss. Because Skank is fucking drinking like motor oil or some shit.
00:36:26
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Hydraulic fluid. Hydraulic fluid. And Skank, do me care for you. Get rid of that zombie piss you're drinking before it turns you into a mushroom.
00:36:38
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Motley Crue was playing on the radio when they pulled up to the smoking in the boys room. Do you remember that video? ah Yeah. Do you remember who's in it? you remember the principal? Yeah, he was from Better Off Dead, right?
00:36:52
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No, it was Michael Berryman. He's in Better Off Dead, isn't he? is it is he Or no, One Crazy Summer. He's the he's ah Booger's dad.
00:37:04
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That's right, yeah. He's boogers dead. But in that video, man, they had that like really tiny toupee slapped on top of his head. Yeah, yeah. yeah Yeah. like grew Motley Crue races.
00:37:20
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Yeah.
00:37:23
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That car, man, that car that they're in, it's a 66 Barracuda. Every car in this fucking mood tuda every car in this movie is like all Mopar cars.
00:37:37
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It's hilarious. like It's like they got sponsored or something.
00:37:44
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I don't know. It's just something I noticed. Everything is... I don't know. Well, Ocar is Dodge, right? so Yeah, but I'm just saying like every car, pretty much every car except for Billy's and... Oh, I think that's it, really.
00:38:01
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His little Spitfire. think that's... I had a car, 1971 Dodge Monaco that had a Mopar engine in it.
00:38:13
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Yeah, they're all Mopar engines. And it was the only good thing about that car. It had been stolen driven before. i i bought it for like $70. Ha!
00:38:29
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The fuel gauge didn't work. Nothing worked on it. The battery was swollen like a fucking beach ball. Like if I turned on the, uh, if I turned on the heat, the car smelled like fucking battery.
00:38:42
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You know what that smell is? Like that ozone like smell. Yeah. My windshield wipers didn't work. The fucking, uh, nothing worked in that goddamn car. And it was so big. It had a couch as a front seat.
00:38:57
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Yeah. Yeah. But those were the days, man. I had to hotwire it every time I started it. Yeah, I had a car like that. And the fuel gauge didn't work, so I ran out of gas all the time.
00:39:11
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Yeah, you wait till it sputters and you're like, oh, I'm low. Oh, shit. But... I wish I had a Charlie Sheen's game because he hey goes he he floats up to carry on ah on a floatie.
00:39:30
Speaker
What is that thing? Like those little mattresses, those little inflatable rafts or whatever. all like They look like inflatable mattresses, yeah. A pool mattress? but i Somebody's probably going, you fucking jackasses, that's this.
00:39:46
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You don't go outside, though. But again, yeah but again, Carrie sets up the date. Yeah. Yeah, man. He's he's so he's he raps right in.
00:40:00
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Yep.
00:40:03
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Winning. yeah Winning. Winning. Packard. He's like, hold your horses, guy. Yeah. Hold your horse. I'm not your guy, buddy. I ain't your guy, buddy. ain't your buddy, guy.
00:40:18
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I'm not your guy, friend.
00:40:23
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um ah So over at Big K's Burgers, ah is that like Sonic for the day? Yeah. Like ah like high school food for ah teenagers, adults, yeah whatever.
00:40:39
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Garbage. Yeah, it's just, it's the local hangout.
00:40:45
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but they It's just like the main spot next to the beach and i don't know i don't know where it would be. like It's clearly next to like this racing strip that everybody's all about. so and You mean the road?
00:40:59
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road. The thing that's got the stripes on it and right that runs right through it. yeah Dang what has the yellow ro lines in it.
00:41:09
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Yeah, that one.
00:41:13
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There's a lot going on in that whole scene right there, it seems hey there's a ah what shit like. shit. ah Well, it's just and it's just another scene of Packard cockblock, or what would... Pussy blocking?
00:41:33
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I don't know. What do you call it the opposite way? He's blocking Carrie? ah I don't know. I don't know. can't come up but We have to come up for something for that.
00:41:47
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Cock blocking? um I don't know. um I think we it's it's it's fucked up that it's so uncommon that there's not a word for it.
00:42:00
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There might be, but on the other end... Yeah, I don't know. I think it's just universal... So yeah, like, Billy's like trying to give Carrie ride home and, you know, no, no no Packard shows up.
00:42:17
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Here's Packard. Fucking motherfucker. He's so fucking mad. And then, you know, obviously he's got his whole fucking crew and ah Billy fucking ah you know, spits a slant at Augie.
00:42:33
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I think Augie wants Billy's butt, to be honest with you. I'm glad you said that because I thought it was funny that Billy is wearing or Augie is wearing a crop top and he has the goddamn nerve to call Billy a faggot.
00:42:48
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Cause he wants him. egg yeah He, but he says, but he says it with this like passion in his eyes. Like I'm going to make you make you mine.
00:42:59
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Finger in his belly button, you know? I'm gonna take old Billy to pound town.
00:43:10
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and ah And this is, I think, doesn't Packard pull the knife on Augie at this point? Yes. Yeah, he he pulls it and puts it up on his throat. Here, fucking, he pulls the knife on Augie, so there's two.
00:43:23
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Yeah. Why is anyone hanging out with this dude? I know, like, why isn't this motherfucker in jail? Right. Cut to trying to ah talk to the fucking sheriff again. he's like.
00:43:40
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So. So fucking save the neck for me, Clark. Yeah. What? ah Save the neck for me. Packard goes on to being free.
00:43:52
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Are you going there to tell him? And he he's like, I have this for you. And you open it and it's those fucking blue suede shoes.
00:44:02
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for Those big ass shoes he gave fucking Clark.
00:44:08
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That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
00:44:16
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ah fucking love Randy Quaid. He's not here yet, though. well This is I know Packard bullies Billy and into trying to race him for his car. Right. The Mr. Bean mobile or whatever he's got. Spitfire. Yeah.
00:44:30
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That little fucking. ah I don't know what it is. i could it's a little spitfire I couldn't put the roof on it if I sat in that goddamn thing. So I don't know what Packard wants with it.
00:44:44
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Yeah. Again, he's like, you're going to race You're going to race me. go way And we get ah intro to the race. Yep.
00:45:00
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He shows up just in time. ah what a Right. and because Well, he is supernatural. so yeah And that is his brother. Spoilers.
00:45:15
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Clearly shows up clearly in time. Save his brother. ye Save his brother. but i And to get his revenge. I like that in most race movies where cars are racing, they got like girls in bikinis or whatever with the flag. Yeah. And we get, we get fucking fucking Clit Howard.
00:45:39
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yeah fucking clip howard
00:45:45
Speaker
That's what you get, guys. What a polar opposite to the norm. Talk about busting up stereotypes. They should have fucking put him in a fucking drag outfit, too. Like, fucking complete, like... I'm a pretty girl. Yeah, some fucking messy-ass lipstick and shit.
00:46:04
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Yeah, all over his fucking face. Ha ha ha.
00:46:10
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ah I'll do that. I would fuck me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Dolly mall. Send him out there. Yeah.
00:46:27
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ah So yeah, they fly past the cops who are like, oh shit. You know, but the crap? That scene on the crow. That's exactly that scene right there when yeah fucking skanks like fucking chasing T-Bird.
00:46:42
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What in tarnation?
00:46:46
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yeah What the crap?
00:46:50
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It's like fucking back to the future. Yeah.
00:46:56
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But the fucking, um you know, the races in this movie are fuck. I'm not a fucking car. mo I'm not a car guy. I don't really care about movies with races and shit.
00:47:08
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But however, um the races in this movie are fucking amazing. And the reason they're the reason they're amazing is because the director, Mike Marvin, admitted to copying the Road Warrior Mad Max 2. Yeah.
00:47:24
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yeah George Miller. He basically, if you watch The Road Warrior, all the shots and everything are the same. He basically just copied his work, which I suppose all all people do, really. yeah i mean It's all influence, man. That's all it is.
00:47:43
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Yeah, but the race is in this movie. If you're a car guy, watch this movie. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, it's good stuff. that That Interceptor really has some get up and go with that That turbo, that four-cylinder turbo.
00:47:59
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enter the Yeah, the fucking thing just pulls away effortlessly. oh yeah. ah Gets like around the head.
00:48:09
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It ain't shit. And Augie's like, Oh my Jesus! what
00:48:18
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What the... That was super! He's so fast. But, but ah yeah, the Wraith pulls away and kind of sets up a roadblock with his car.
00:48:32
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paul How inconsiderate. Absolutely. Cheater? or is he winning? He's by winning.
00:48:43
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By winning. The Ogie fucking smashes right into him and... We get a pretty pretty sweet fucking let's set the car on fire and tip it over the side of the cliff scene.
00:48:55
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Oh, man. These fucking car explosions. Yeah, they're great. A lot of budget. yellow Dude had a lot of money going into this for not really doing a lot of a lot of stuff, you know, um and his career. he They really gave him a lot of ah shit for this, man.
00:49:13
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he definitely blew his wad on this movie because if the next movie you do is hamburger, oh I guess it was because there were things that happened on the set and shit.
00:49:27
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Yeah. Um, one of the camera operators died during the final race. Oh, no shit. Yeah. If you watch the credits, they, I think the film is dedicated to him. Let me see. His name was, uh,
00:49:44
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Bruce Ingram. I think at the end of the movie it says it's dedicated to him, but one of the cars rolled, one of the camera cars rolled during that scene and that guy died.
00:49:55
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ah shit. So I think ah that's probably part of why ah Mike Marvin didn't get a lot more director roles. I think he only directed one more movie after this.
00:50:09
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Yeah. And it was Hamburger. Yeah. and Let's give him something safe, guys. um so Yeah, you can't you you can't flip a car making a hamburger. Looks like it's back to bumper bowling for this guy. Yep.
00:50:25
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Yeah, and the car, the Wraith's car reassembles and drives away just before the police arrive. Yep, like an eight shit. Yep. It's symbolism. Yep.
00:50:37
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If you want to be a dork, it's symbolism. It's ah Jamie healing because he has accomplished 10% of his goal. ten percent of his goal Yeah, doesn't he end up losing one of his like braces that's on his arms or some shit?
00:50:54
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Well, um they show that same one like every time it happens. So I don't think he loses it, necessarily. I think it just is a symbol.
00:51:05
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oh I don't know. I don't know. They keep showing the same part, like scrap metal. Yeah. That's my leg brace. I got this bum leg.
00:51:16
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I got this bum leg. They say I ain't gonna play no more. But you know who pulls up to the scene. Oh, the police show up. Dude, my... and Oh, we get the sheriff the introduction to Cousin Eddie.
00:51:30
Speaker
But these fucking cops, right? They show up and... You gotta say it. It's Loomis when he's saying Cousin Eddie. It's Loomis. No, but like I think right before that... But from this point forward, Cousin Eddie means Loomis, so... Go ahead.
00:51:48
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Yeah, yeah. ah yeah But the cops are looking at the body or whatever, and they're like, local kid? And the cop's like, used to be. What the fuck is that?
00:52:01
Speaker
Cold as ice. Cold as ice. But yeah, we get he get to Loomis and his introduction, man, and he comes in and he's like, Rupert, you want to fuck me? I'm going to fuck you. And he looks over and he's like, Abby, put this mask on.
00:52:17
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Thank me for this. And he spits in his hand. put this mask on and don't look me and Rupert are going to be docking over here. Rocking with docking permission to dock, sir.
00:52:33
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Rupert.
00:52:36
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So yeah, he's got them all lined up and he's questioning them. Okay, pal. Time to drain the drug overdose sloshing above your eyebrows and tell me who the dude was driving that other car. Well, Loomis tells them that ah there ain't enough of Augie left to stick in a cigar box.
00:52:54
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yeah Yeah. That's a lie. He's fully intact except for his eyes. Yeah. ah Right? Loomis straight up fucking lying.
00:53:09
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Yeah, well, you got it you have to do that during investigation sometimes. Yeah. He's like, you guys are going downtown. Jackasses.
00:53:19
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Jackasses. Yeah, because the paramedics show him the body and he's like, ooh, gross. Yeah. Yuck. Ew. Ew. Ew. i yeah
00:53:38
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I love the the terminology, too, that Packard and Rughead make up for the... Because when everybody leaves the scene, Packard pulls rug set Rughead aside and he's like, ask him about the injection plant and the digital radio killer. What the fuck is an injection plant?
00:54:02
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i'm not a i'm I'm not a car mechanic, but I work on my own car. I've never heard of a thing called an injection plant. Maybe I'm an idiot. Call the dealership.
00:54:13
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I Googled it. Google means for boomers. Google means I searched for it on the internet. ah You Googlized it. You should call the dealer and ask them what that is and see if they have any in stock.
00:54:29
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but My fucking phone just started going, hey, this is what that fucking means. Shut up, dickhead.
00:54:39
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I googled it and um it just showed me like manufacturing plants for injection molding and shit. That's not what I'm looking for.
00:54:53
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maybe that Maybe that's what it is. Maybe they're getting into some kind of logistics. but Maybe they're going to be making aftermarket parts for cars and they need like these injection mold machines.
00:55:05
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Well, yeah.
00:55:09
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But here we get to number three, knife pull. Yeah. Because Carrie's crying over Augie for some fucking reason. Yeah. She's being held hostage by a gang of thugs and she's crying because Augie's dead.
00:55:24
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Right. Again, hasn't she gone to the cops? Why isn't Packard in fucking jail? They don't ever explain why she doesn't remember that it was them that fucking killed Jamie.
00:55:39
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Yeah. But I love Packard being the white boy Native American that he is. he's like cuts himself. Yeah, he gets all emo.
00:55:53
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He's like, drink from me and live forever.
00:55:58
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i offer you to you my flesh. She mentions in this scene that they've never had sex. she mentions in this scene that they've never had sex Yeah, and they haven't done shit. They're not together. And he's already that bad.
00:56:18
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um And then he fucking then he fucking puts blood on her fucking cheek and like gives her her like goth wet red wings.
00:56:29
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Fucking gothic red wings and shit. i ah ah The radio should have been love. Love will tear us apart
00:56:49
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Bala Lugosi's dead. Fucking London after midnight on the radio.
00:57:00
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I'm your best nightmare. but yeah and and i no night and Oh yeah. And then when skank and gutter boy are driving around, they got Gigi Allen.
00:57:15
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That would have been fucking awesome. God is a piece of trash. Yeah.
00:57:24
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Jesus Christ, suck my fucking ass. I am the highest power, the leader of the pack.
00:57:35
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Oh my God. Yeah. Shoot, knife, strangle, beat, and crucify. These are the five laws of the jungle that I live by.
00:57:49
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That's D.D. Allen. Yeah. That's not far off from how he sounds.
00:58:00
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Oh, GG. R.I.P.
00:58:09
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R.I.P. R.I.P. to GG. That's the last thing they want. Actually, it'd be R.I.P.P. and poo-poo. ah Did you ever see his home video? Oh, hated. Oh, that's amazing, man. there's a girl but He pays that girl to piss in his mouth on his birthday after he's been eating glizzies all day. yeah Oh, yeah. He's like fucking her with hot dogs, too. He's fucking her with glizzies.
00:58:32
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yeah He fucking throws up. ah He's laying on his back and he throws up all those hot dogs. So there's just pieces of hot dogs all over his face. Yep.
00:58:45
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well What a man. he lived his life, man. Yeah, dude. Yeah, he's GG.
00:58:59
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Another God's Own prototype.
00:59:03
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a The drummer. ah The naked drummer. Yeah, he'll let you he lets you like put drumsticks in his butt after shows. No, thanks.
00:59:16
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Unless I can splinter it first. Yeah. There's a good there's a good newer documentary out, too. um they They pretty much follow a Merle around. Could you kill a vampire by sticking a wooden drumstick up his ass?
00:59:30
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I guess it'd depend on how sensitive they are to wood. well you If you want to call back to Jerry Dandridge, a pencil through the hand really fucking got him so Really pissed him off. so i don't know.
00:59:45
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Drumstick up his ass would be devastating. He'd go... ah ah ah a
01:00:02
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Oh, shit. Alright, so...
01:00:07
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That's... Okay. Yeah, here we go.
01:00:11
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The Wraith? The Wraith? Yeah. he He pulls up at the garage with a shotgun. With a shoddy. Yeah, he pulls up standing in the doorway like he's getting ready play laser tag.
01:00:24
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Yep. And, uh... Of course, this is we got another memory of him ah being murdered by them. Yeah. Because at this point, we don't know that Jamie and Jake are the same person. Right.
01:00:42
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It's not a spoiler, because if you're listening this, I hope you saw the movie already. Yeah. Because we're going to spoil the shit out of it. But I love that um before he comes in there, Packard is doing his rounds, like shaking hands and kissing babies, acting like a supervisor.
01:01:04
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Yeah. He's like smacking a knife on everybody. Yeah. But now he's like, hey, buddy, how you doing, my friend? How you doing, guy? How you doing, buddy? Well, HR decided that he needed some like anger management before they went on with their logistics business. So he has to go through and he's trying to reform himself.
01:01:27
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ah Yeah. um You know when ah he's pulling up to the fucking garage, the Wraith or Jamie or whatever, and it's daytime.
01:01:37
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And then when he like kicks the doors open, it's like pitch black outside with just his lights on behind him. No, I didn't notice that. Yeah, weird. It's a side effect of tiger blood. It is.
01:01:49
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It is. Your day just comes flying through. ah yeah it's like time. Time just bends around your will. Even though it looks like we're running up to the door. If you really see it third person, you'd be walking really slow.
01:02:06
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Like feeling your surroundings. hey He busts in and you know he goes, guys from my big, beautiful worldlock brain but ah warlock brain, welcome to Sheen's Corner.
01:02:24
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You can't handle it. ah They're like, oh shit, he turned it to nighttime. He turned into nighttime. Nighttime is the right time.
01:02:36
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no He put a drumstick in my butthole.
01:02:45
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I love that fucking Skank is up in the rafters. Yeah. Like a goddamn cat. i hate yeah He was like, fuck this. I'm out.
01:02:55
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Skank, you pussy. Skank? Yeah. Who is that guy? i don't know. But whoever he was, he's weird and pissed off.
01:03:06
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you oh yeah
01:03:11
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and when when uh when the wraith disappears which they were staring at him the whole time right yeah every single person was staring at him he's got a light up shotgun so you can see it and didn't notice him just disappear no They were like, oh, where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd that boy go? yeah it's like they were all staring at him and he disappeared and they're like, what?
01:03:43
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But they never think that he's the only one that ever catches on is Rughead. Everyone else is like, he's just a kid. He's just a kid. Yeah. me And meanwhile, you know, when Loomis goes to see Skank and Gutter Boy at the, ah air it's like an airplane junkyard, whatever.
01:04:04
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Yeah, where they work. Yeah. that's ah That's where Skank asks Gutter Boy if he wants a little hydro pump.
01:04:15
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Yeah. He's drinking hydraulic fluid. Yeah. He's like, oh, that stuff's got a kick. That stuff's got a kick.
01:04:27
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Cheese and rice. Cheese and rice. ah And a
01:04:39
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are our boy, our boy, ah cousin Eddie goes over to Big K's to visit Billy. Yeah. He's just making his rounds, man. um no Yeah, at this point, he's just hanging out. He's getting he's getting free food that he bitches about.
01:04:56
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Absolutely. Starts picking it a apart, and they're like, no charge. what's this She's like, no charge for the sheriff or whatever. Some shit. No charge for the Sarge. Yeah, no charge for the Sarge. And he says, that's lieutenant or whatever. It's like, you bastard.
01:05:14
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And then he started bitching ah bitching about what was on it. I know. If you got free food, man. Eat that shit. I wouldn't give him free food. The goddamn gang in town is always terrorizing that place. He never does shit about it.
01:05:31
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know. It does look like it's in the middle of like a... um kind of like defunct neighborhood too if you look across the street there's like cousin eddie's like rv and shit that's like where that's where lumas lives ah yeah there's like a broken down gas station too like there's just nothing there but just abandoned cars she falls down a well her eyes go across
01:06:02
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i don't know clark
01:06:06
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You might want to take a rain check on that kiss. He's got a lip fungus. Ain't identified yet.
01:06:16
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How is that? How is it that like cousin Eddie is on his way into like two of our episodes?
01:06:27
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Because fucking the metal plate. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I ought ought to go sailing down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
01:06:42
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that's how he That's how he fucking wanders into our fucking episodes. He's just fucking... He's a national treasure. What can you do? He's not a weasel in here.
01:06:54
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Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I like, um, I, I, oh yeah. And this is where Packard gets the note on the, his dashboard or on his steering wheel from the race.
01:07:08
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He's like, I'll be on lookout mountain or some shit. I'll be, I'll be up on lookout mountain road.
01:07:17
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He opens it. He opens it It's just a drawing of a dick. That wasn't great. that right Or a do you like me, yes or no, check the box. Check the box.
01:07:33
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Check the box.
01:07:36
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I kind of like that would have just been a picture of a dick. Yeah. And he's like, let's go. agree He photoshopped Rughead buttfucking him.
01:07:49
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It was like a really shitty character, a Rughead. Yeah. Yeah, like a fucking scotch tape.
01:08:02
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oh This is where Rughead went. Because who's who's race? Minty is racing here. Yeah. And Rughead Minty, who I think in um Road... Which one?
01:08:17
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He's the little kid in Mad Max, right? that's the That's the guy's name. That's the kid's name. i Yeah. um and that See, that's a fun that's funny that you said that earlier because that firebird that he's driving. It's got that supercharger on the front, like on the front where the blower is coming up out of the hood, like the um Mad Max car.
01:08:43
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But none of that worked. It was just a prop they stuck on top of that car. like That wasn't like a part of the engine. like it didn't work It didn't work at all
01:08:52
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I mean, it looks sweet. You know what I'm saying? yeah but But it's funny when you started mentioning all the Mad Max stuff. Now that comes around because i'm like, oh, that's why he put that on there. You know? yeah Yeah. He likes Mad Max. Yeah.
01:09:08
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Like, I'm going copy this movie and then make hamburger.
01:09:14
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yeah But Rughead attaches the digital radio killer to the demon motor yeah and lightning lightning shooting all around it and he just goes packard you should take a look at this forfeit this is all over at this point yeah But they continue the race, and I like that minti Minty says, this one's for Augie, but he was laughing when he found out that Augie died.
01:09:45
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Yeah.
01:09:47
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You hypocrite asshole. You son of a bitch. and And as as he does as he does with Augie, he speeds away. The races are great.
01:10:01
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and why you know They are. But I don't know how to describe a race. Cars going fast around roads. Yeah. i don't Car race.
01:10:13
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Car race. but But he does the same thing. He speeds off and creates like his own little roadblock. But the police are chasing him now.
01:10:25
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or the police are actually chasing them while they're racing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They zoom by him and they're like, Oh shit, here we go. I think the cops were also mounted up waiting for it too, because they're trying, they're trying to catch this, this phantom, you know, this, this race, this way, perhaps this phantom.
01:10:46
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Yeah. But that, but when he reforms, you know, they like, look,
01:10:53
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who Who would think that he had anything to do with it? if ah I mean, I suppose maybe they think that he just crashed. yeah but But if his car reforms and drives out of the wreckage, and then they try to create like a roadblock for it, did they not see ah the wreck or anything? Did they not see what happened?
01:11:17
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I don't think these fucking cops... i don't think these fucking cops like What the fuck? Yeah, dude. The local kid used to be.
01:11:31
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nearsighted. I can't see much further than 20 feet in front of
01:11:42
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I gotta get home, my sisters.
01:11:46
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I'm not gonna. yeah
01:11:51
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But they destroyed a lot of fucking cars in this movie, man. Like, he must have been like, this is my one shot, you know, deal, man. I'm going for it, which I guess I would have too.
01:12:03
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Yeah, he was like, fuck this car, fuck this car, fuck this car, you're cool. Fuck this car. Let me get that prototype car.
01:12:14
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Yeah, I guess at some point, there they were Dodge was selling that model, like you could a build kit where you could make that car. Yeah. For like $70,000, but i don't know i don't know what ah if anybody ever did that. You can find those cars on the internet.
01:12:35
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Yeah, people have built them, and there's some that are still they still have just for museums and shit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen I've seen mar um I'm not into muscle cars or anything, but I would like this one's just because it's all blacked out. That was like what everybody thought the future was. Kind of like when the Ford Probe came out.
01:12:59
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That Ford Escort. That Ford Escort. Grocery getter. Look, the back pops open. The back pops open. Check that out. Space age. You remember when... ah This is going to age me and you.
01:13:12
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You remember when Astrovans were a new thing? and They were like, they look like space shuttles driving down the road. It's so aerodynamic. Or the fort the Ford Taurus when that shit came out.
01:13:24
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And when RoboCop came out, that's like when they really introduced the Ford Taurus because of its shape. Because it was like borderline like futuristic. Because they had like the round the round curves to it and shit. Yeah. yeah
01:13:41
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The future. anyway when When the police they create a blockade and the Wraith just crashes through them unscathed. Absolutely. And Loomis is watching through his binoculars.
01:13:54
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And sees the fucking car disperse into like five little...
01:14:01
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A little Orbeez. and I suppose he yeah or be and warby he's the only one that ah recognizes what he's looking at because he does kind of I think at this point he he knows what's going on.
01:14:19
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you think later Well, because later in the movie, he's like, ah, he's done. Fuck him. Can't do shit. yeah We can't stop him.
01:14:31
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Come on. Yeah.
01:14:37
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Back at Big K's, man. Oh man. I wonder what those burgers take. They look pretty good. Yeah. I'm not a hamburger guy, but I, I could, I would partake.
01:14:47
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Yeah, absolutely. Especially if Cheryl and Finn's working there. Come on. She was in. Yeah. They come out. see a twin peaks.
01:14:59
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Yeah. You gonna make my hamburger? You gonna make my hamburger? You gonna make my hamburger and you was in Twin Peaks? should be making your hamburger.
01:15:11
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ah were You were Laura?
01:15:15
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You gonna make my hamburger? You was trying to fuck coops.
01:15:25
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Yeah, like, how the whole fucking part, like, when they leave the restaurant, you know, and he's clearly like, oh, you know what right He's like, no, I'm just going to walk in the dark alone and the middle of this broken down town.
01:15:39
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On behalf of Big K's, we appreciate that you called us a restaurant.
01:15:45
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Well, yeah, in case. And then Jake just shows up out of nowhere. air there Who's skankin' gutter boy? They're like, there goes the dork.
01:16:00
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He turned that radio on. yeah Jesus Christ, suck my fucking ass. I am the highest power, the of the pack.
01:16:14
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shoot knife, strangle, beater, crucify.
01:16:21
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Oh, man.
01:16:25
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Fucking Gigi Allen is playing in the car with ah Billy and... Or no, it's um at this point, Skank and Boy in the chase scene, our chase is when... um jake picks up carrie right yeah yeah because he just she's just like i'm just gonna leave and walk in this dark area and he just pulls up out of nowhere and she just pops on his bike it's that tiger blood oh yeah he was like boom crush night losers winning
01:17:03
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He takes up on his bike. yeah That's when Skank and Gutter Boy see him. There's the dorks.
01:17:16
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ah hika There's the dorks. They have their moment and and ah Jake is like...
01:17:28
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Jake goes, I'm zero for three with marriage. bar The scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart.
01:17:40
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To solely or contaminate or radically disrespect the union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and Bible grippers.
01:17:52
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fucking know what he's talking about whatever charlie sheen's fucking crazy yeah yeah dude what the fuck man well but you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for 40 years funny how sleep rhymes with sheep you know
01:18:22
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What the fuck does that mean?
01:18:33
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oh my god, he's fucking... making strafing runs in his underwear again. got strafing runs in my underweighs. oh shit.
01:18:46
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So yeah, fucking Skank and Gutter Boy crash. I love that um they don't even hide that there's just like people throwing garbage by the windows. Yeah. ah yeah there Like, when we watched um ah The Dead Next Door, which was a no-budget movie, they did a better job of making it look like they were driving than this movie does.
01:19:14
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they're They're, like, throwing cardboard boxes and shit at the windows. Yeah. Throw it now. ah Throw it now. It's like the cat in Reanimator. Yeah, i throw it now.
01:19:26
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Throw it! That's how cats jump. ah Shoot the J. Skank is trying to get Gutterboy to shoot him, and Gutterboy's like, he's like, I don't like no guns! i yeah ha' over there i He's over there having a fucking a panic attack.
01:19:45
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He's a member of their gang. end Quote, whatever. And he's just crying. i tried to warn you, gang. I said, do we have to drive so fast and use a gun? I can't do no guns. Shut up, Gunner Boy!
01:20:00
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gotta think, man! He's crying. He's just sitting in that passenger seat. He's just going,
01:20:11
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And he shoots, he fires the shotgun inside the car and disables the steering. Yeah. So they fucking roll the car. and of course, they're both okay. They might be fucked up, but they're on so many drugs, they can't feel it.
01:20:25
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Yeah, Skank ends up fucking getting some WD-40 and fucking doing himself a big old throck of it.
01:20:34
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And ja and care Jake and Carrie break the law because they flee the scene of an accident. Yep. After watching it all go down. yeah, Skank snorting the WD-4.
01:20:47
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yeah This shit's got some kick.
01:20:52
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Oh snap.
01:20:57
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I love that when Carrie gets home, Packard is on the other side of the street crying. yeah watch Smoking a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette. He's crying and masturbating.
01:21:11
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cutting his arms he's a cutter he's a cutter we've seen that release the demons
01:21:26
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and here Packard follows Jake and sees him disappear this is another person that sees him disappear yeah and refuses to
01:21:38
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Who is this ultra cool guy? He could be my buddy. He'd be my buddy if he'd ever talk to me, but he's too short. But when, um, Packard is driving and he sees skank and butter, gutter boy, butter boy, butter boy, spanking butter boy.
01:22:03
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he's like, what y'all doing? Get it. Get in here. Yeah. Yeah.
01:22:11
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And the fucking... um they The Wraith's car just kind of lowers out of the sky behind him and bumps him into the graveyard. Yeah. He
01:22:24
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gets the last... Well, I'll... I'm not going to do ah not gonna do a Charlie Sheen.
01:22:35
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This is a... um Okay, I'm gonna... The last thing I rear-ended in a graveyard was a goth There it There
01:23:00
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ah there it is
01:23:10
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Oh, shit. however However, if in the meantime I saw a tombstone in there that said Rip Allen Adams, I might be...
01:23:24
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I might have fucked off. Yeah. Someone's standing there staring at you. And this is like the first time in the whole the movie where Packard is actually like, oh, shit.
01:23:35
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Yeah. And Skank gets like the Elmer Fudd gun. Oh, I was about to talk about that shit, too. Yeah, he goes, I'm going to shoot him. And he shoots him and fucking...
01:23:50
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exactly that his shotgun elmer fuds it splits at the end he falls back and he's got birdies floating around his head yeah rightfully so this is the point where packard is like um cheese it guys has get the fuck out of here Oh, man.
01:24:18
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Like, listen, chicken shit. Come on out of here. But, you know, in the next scene, this is what I'm talking about. Packard is, like, in the fucking garage.
01:24:29
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Like, I don't know if this girl is necessarily consenting to this. But he's, like, making out with some other girl who is naked.
01:24:43
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Yeah. ah And, uh... There's a there is um there's a so second where, listen to this scene when, because Loomis busts in, right? You know, he's like, Packard downtown.
01:24:59
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Yeah. unot But they're in this scene when Packard is... Yeah, you're going downtown. Packard's like, I was already downtown. i was already going downtown.
01:25:14
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And so was she. Yeah. Hey! yeah But there's a there I didn't look this up but there' listen to this watch this scene again because Packard has like a Boston accent during this.
01:25:30
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Yeah. He lets it ride. ah at Harvard Yard. Harvard Yard. Loomis what the hell are you doing here?
01:25:42
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got a minute? You gotta be out of your mind barging in here like this. I got this problem. Downtown. I'm not going anywhere, guy. This is a warrant I got here, cockroach. Now move.
01:25:58
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Yeah, Loomis, Cousin Eddie busts in. he's like He's like, you're you're going downtown. You're going downtown.
01:26:11
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I got you.
01:26:14
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That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year. He comes in holding a shoebox.
01:26:26
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Oh, shit. Oh. Man, the fucking... oh yeah. And, you know, um when Carrie and Jake are at the lake, ah they have another flashback to the night that Jamie was killed.
01:26:40
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h oh So, clearly, that's not Charlie Sheen's. but But that's excusable because we're like, well, he died and came back and apparently looks different because nobody recognizes him, right?
01:26:56
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Yeah, yeah. However, this scene also has Carrie in it, and that is not Cheryl and Finn.
01:27:07
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Well, that threw me off, too, and I wondered if it was like a prior engagement that happened and, you know, he's coming to live his life again.
01:27:18
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you know what I'm saying? That was his past life that he's trying to avenge. It is his past life, but it's not hers. right she This all happened to her.
01:27:30
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oh And, um, you know, ah because... she don't remember any of it. Right. And that's never explained.
01:27:41
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She doesn't remember any of it. She, like, Billy explains that Jamie got killed and um she never really, she said she doesn't remember any of it, that she just woke up on the side of the road or some shit.
01:27:58
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But it's like, they didn't drug you. they made her drink hydraulic fluid. Yeah, they gave her a hydro pump. A hydropump.
01:28:11
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But it's funny that, um well, I'll get back to this, because this scene, like um there's nudity in it. yeah so So you see Carrie's titty.
01:28:25
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Yeah. But um later in the movie, you also see Cheryl and Finn's titty. Not the same titty. but Those are two different ladies.
01:28:44
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But isn't it weird that ah Cousin Eddie tells them that it threatens them to not kill the killer? Yeah. Yeah, cause they want to catch
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01:28:55
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him. you know it's And he says, he well, I mean, yeah, wouldn't be great, but if you're, if I'm if i'm in Lumis' place, I'd be like, if it happens, it happens. This guy is out killing people. If they end up killing him, two birds with one stone, right?
01:29:17
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Right. Right. But I love when ah he mentions the gas chamber and Skank is like, hey. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
01:29:30
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And he's over here cutting up like a you know, he's making like one of those. but Those like cutouts where you pull them apart and it's a bunch of people paper dolls. Yeah, those paper dolls, but he pulls them across and it's a bunch of headless people.
01:29:45
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Yeah. They should have been eyeless. They should have been eyeless, yeah. the um But this is like, ah because, you know, Rughead is our moral center.
01:30:02
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You know, he's the he's the unwilling bad guy. He's kind of the good guy here. Not not the good guy, but he's neutral.
01:30:12
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Yeah. and Kind of, yeah. Although he's he's hanging out with the wrong group of guys, but...
01:30:18
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But um the next scene there there is the explosion, right? So the
01:30:28
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Packard does his usual shaking hands and kissing baby shit and leaves the garage. So all that's left is Skank, Gutter Boy, and Rughead. Well, Rughead leaves in his truck, and um as he's leaving, the Wraith's car drives past him,
01:30:48
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yeah And into the garage, into Gutter Boy and Skank, blowing them up. Like, the explosion is fucking awesome. yeah I don't know. i i i can't I didn't look into the budget of this movie, but that's one of the best explosions and ever. I mean, especially for the time, for the Holy shit.
01:31:09
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The fucking... It's great. it's It's fucking sweet. Like I said, man, it's like they gave him like, here you go. And he was like, we're blowing some shit up. He probably had all that shit like already marked up.
01:31:23
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I mean, that's what I would have been like. I've been like, man. i'm going I'm blowing this up. don't even know what that is, but I'm going to blow that up too. But this is the scene where you see that he's not going after Rughead because he waited until Rughead left to blow the place up.
01:31:43
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he He has no beef with him because he wasn't involved in the murder. yeah That was just his spot. Yeah. But ice cream man, rugged sees, sees him drive away on damage. So he's fully on board. Like this is not human. Yeah.
01:32:01
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It's a race, man.
01:32:06
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yeah
01:32:10
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They vaporized. They're gone.
01:32:16
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Because Loomis shows up and Rughead's just kind of pacing around all the rubble freaking out. Oh, yeah. he all He's got soot all over his face.
01:32:28
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And Rughead also makes the connection that the Wraith is Jamie. Yeah. He brings it all around. He's the riddle solvers. the riddle silvers Which, yeah, which makes me wonder, is Jamie the only person that this gang has ever killed?
01:32:48
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I think so. But see, that's the other thing, too, that you never know. All you know is that they they came and killed Jamie, right? Like, that's all we really know. But why?
01:33:00
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you know, there's no why to it. So that's just what we have to go on. Like, he's coming back to fuck shit up.
01:33:09
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You know, um and this is where Loomis finally goes the big K's to question Billy about it. Yeah, like, what's really fucking going on here, man? Do you know what I thought was hilarious about this? is Billy... When Billy tells Loomis that Carrie got knocked out and showed up on a deserted highway in a Navajo blanket...
01:33:38
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Come on, man.
01:33:44
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like I would know who did it. Yeah. Oh, Big Chief Packard. Yeah.
01:33:54
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Big Chief Packard.
01:33:58
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He wrapped her in a Navajo blanket.
01:34:03
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What a cornball. This way, this way, Carrie will not freeze to death.
01:34:16
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Holy shit. Oh my fucking God, dude. And why is Loomis... Why is Loomis talking to Billy like Loomis had nothing, like he has no idea about this case?
01:34:31
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Yeah. They're in the middle of fucking nowhere. the smallest town you could imagine. But we're to believe that Loomis had enough no involvement in what happened to Jamie.
01:34:45
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Maybe he's just trying to play it coy. don't know. I'd be fucking pissed because I'm in there getting my ass kicked in the kitchen and I got this fucking asshole walking in on me when I'm trying to get all this food out.
01:35:01
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He's trying to talk to me. I got Orange Juniors to make. Can't you see I'm busy? He's like, you look like you could use a cool one.
01:35:19
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a Wrong movie, but it's still Cousin Eddie. That's Vacation. yeah
01:35:29
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Oh, fuck. and and And, you know, jake when Jake drops Carrie off a Big K's, guess who's fucking watching? Yeah, exactly. And crying.
01:35:45
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Big Chief Packard. ah chief Big Chief Packard is watching. and
01:35:55
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ah He's got his Carrie fleshlight. Sure does. This my Sherilyn Finn fleshlight? Yeah. She looks just like you, Carrie.
01:36:09
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Yeah.
01:36:16
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Oh, man. And fucking... ah
01:36:21
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Packard for grabs Carrie and puts her in his car and look little Billy tries to stand up for her, but Packard fucking pieces him up. Yeah.
01:36:36
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And Billy's like, you bunch of fags.
01:36:41
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and Why didn't you help me? yeah What are you, gay? Yeah.
01:36:53
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He calls everyone chicken shit. Yeah.
01:36:59
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Yeah. yeah chicken Guy.
01:37:08
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I'm not your buddy guy. I ain't your buddy guy. yeah butd I ain't your guy buddy. Oh, man. And, uh, of course, their, Packard is leaving town with, uh, Carrie.
01:37:23
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Yeah. And she's fucking roasting him in the car. I'm like, what are you putting up? Why? Why are you doing this? Why would you want to? i mean, is it because he can't have her that he wants her so much?
01:37:37
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Can he can chief big chief Packard just have every woman he wants and he's obsessed with her because she's the one that wrote tries to that pushes him away?
01:37:50
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i don't you know I think it's ah it's a weird fucking stalker thing. You know what I'm saying? like I don't know. any in any other world, he would have been arrested for stalking.
01:38:03
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ah Right. Well, like she says, you can kill me, but you can never you can never make me love you. yeah This is where John Hughes got involved. He was like, let's put some, like, you know, 16 Candles bullshit in here. Right.
01:38:21
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Spice it up. But he pulls the fucking knife on her. Yep. Again. Again. And, of course, our boy Tiger Blood shows up.
01:38:33
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Yeah, it shows up. I love when he shows up. He's like, you want to race? You want to race? I'll race you so hard. I'll race you so fucking in the face, man. I'll race you in the face. food Face! Motley Crue race. You just got faced by Pepe Sylvia.
01:38:56
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Motley Crue race.
01:39:00
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I'm going to Carol in HR. I'm
01:39:06
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So he pulls up and the Wraith pulls up and starts doing like the um hydraulic pump. So they're getting ready to do like a hydraulic competition. It looks like he's letting them know he's ready to race.
01:39:19
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We'll deal with this later. Vroom, vroom. He pulls up. Vroom. Listen. Vroom, vroom, vroom. You can't process me with a normal brain.
01:39:32
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Yeah.
01:39:37
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I've spent close to the last decade efforts effortlessly converting magic ever effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.
01:39:53
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yeah Chief Packard's like, what the fuck are you talking about?
01:40:00
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and Just shut the fuck up. He says, I'm different. I have a different constitution. I have a different brain. i have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.
01:40:11
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Dying's for fools. Dying's for amateurs.
01:40:17
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Yeah, after he kills him, after he makes him wrecking shit, he's like, you an amateur. You can't handle it.
01:40:30
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Studios won't hire you, even though you screwed the same whores and ate the bullet for it, yet they pulled you aside at a party and say that you're the hero for the things you do.
01:40:47
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Whatever the fuck that means. I don't know He's out of his mind. Yeah, dude. Sweet.
01:40:58
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But yeah, so fucking here we get the finale race with Packard and the race. And this is the one that caused the crash that our boy Bruce Ingram died in Right. so Oh, this is the one. Okay.
01:41:13
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Yeah, this is the one. ah ah But um it goes the same as all the other ones. you know okay Except this one. Actually, it doesn't. Because this one, the Wraith pulls far ahead just like the others.
01:41:27
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But in this one, he head-on collides with him. He makes sure that Packard's fucked. Yeah, he's like, I want to make sure um playing chicken with you. I'm going to Big Chief Packard's scalp.
01:41:41
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Yeah.
01:41:44
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Yep. Big chief hacker. Well, it's funny too because like when they collide it keeps switching between like human and car, human and car. you know you see his You see the wraith standing in the road and then it switches back to the car back forth.
01:42:00
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yeah But like all the other... ah Like all the other crashes, um when the police show up and Loomis sees Packard's body, he's naked because the Wraith stole all of his Indian shit.
01:42:22
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He robbed him. He's wearing that fucking jacket that had all his turquoise and silver bullshit.
01:42:33
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It would be so funny if the next TV showed up and then he talked to you. You know who I am. i am Jamie.
01:42:44
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I am Jamie.
01:42:49
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But Loomis is like Loomis cuts off the you know, the police want to chase him. But Loomis is like, nope, he's done. Yep, he's done. Just let him go. He's done. Let him go.
01:43:00
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him. oh well Fuck him.
01:43:08
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And I love that you know when they raced, Carrie got out of the car and walked. Started walking. And nighttime comes around and she's finally rolling up to her house. and And the race, you know, Packard and the Wraith that race was over in a couple minutes, right?
01:43:28
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Yeah. He had killed Packard within, at the most, 15 minutes, probably less than that. So, and he reforms immediately after. so Jake or Jamie, whoever you, Jamie, let Carrie walk home.
01:43:46
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Yeah. night It's nighttime. And he pulls up to her when she, right when she gets to her house. Yep. I'm here to take you. I'm here to take you home. Yeah. We need a ride. Fucking decade.
01:44:01
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Decade. Decade. Yep. This one got robbed too. ah Oh, man. And she's like, who are you? And he goes he says, you know who I am. And this is the John Hughes influence.
01:44:17
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She's like, Oh!
01:44:23
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yeah a pool starts to form around her. Yeah. He's like, and I love that he goes, um she says, ah she asked him like what happened or whatever. And he's like, this is the closest I could come to what I once was.
01:44:39
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Yeah. And she says it's close enough, but you know, okay. He says, quote, this is the closest I could come to what I once was.
01:44:50
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that implies that he had a choice in the matter. Right. So you know jake has a way bigger dick than Jamie did. Old Jake has thigh slapper on him. A slobber knocker.
01:45:07
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That tiger blood. yeah Because... Because ah he he basically got to um weird science himself.
01:45:18
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Yeah. Weird science himself? Yeah. You know how they were like making the boobs bigger on the computer? Even though when she walks out of the machine, her boobs are small. but But, you know, he was on the computer making Jake, and he's like on the dick making it super big. All the part where they're like, booooooo.
01:45:42
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you know prosper and He's wearing instead of a bra, he's wearing underwear on his head. i but its Yeah, he's wearing a jock strap.
01:45:57
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And then, this is because Jake stops to see Billy. And and if if there's any part of this movie that's kind of sad, this is probably it. Because i was like when I was a kid, I was like, oh, man.
01:46:12
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yeah Because he gives him the goddamn car. Yep. He walks right out and gives it to him. And that I saw... I do remember now the shot of the back where it says Dodge on the back.
01:46:26
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I do remember that. It's across entire window. yeah and It's the entire length of the back window. It says Dodge. It's ah it's a Dodge Chrysler. Dodge. It's a Dodge Plymouth. Dodge Chrysler.
01:46:40
Speaker
but um But he gives him the fucking car and it's like, I don't know if that were if it works that way. He's got to get that. I don't know what state they're what state are they in. They're in Arizona is where it's shot. Is that where it's supposed to? I suppose. So do you think that he'd have to like when they're transferring the title, he'd have to write down gift and so he doesn't have to pay taxes?
01:47:03
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Well, what happens the first time he gets pulled over and has to show any kind of proof of ownership? and i guess I guess how could you get pulled over? if If the Wraith car crashes while Billy's inside of it, is there just like this wet noodle left of Billy laying in the fucking road?
01:47:25
Speaker
Like an old rotten sardine and the car drives off by itself. Yeah. Because he's not a fucking wraith. The car might have ah might be like, oh, we're good. We can do this.
01:47:40
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Yeah.
01:47:43
Speaker
He's just got a regular old meat bag in the car with him. Fucking meat bag.
01:47:51
Speaker
But, you know, if you if if you're a sentimental person, this is the sad scene because he's like, who are you, bro? And he goes, you said it, Billy. said it, Billy.
01:48:09
Speaker
you said it, Billy. But when he drives away, he's like, Jake! Jake! Jamie! Yeah. Oh.
01:48:21
Speaker
Yeah, it's a shame. Probably the best demonstration of acting in the entire movie. Yeah. And the guy never really went on. He's a director or a cast. I don't know what he does now.
01:48:38
Speaker
um But anyway. That was the race. Well, Loomis watches Jake ride off with Carrie. never He never tries to stop him or anything.
01:48:49
Speaker
And I wonder, you know, because that's like the they tied it up in a nice little bow.
Conclusion and Recommendation
01:48:56
Speaker
Like if you're if you're like um watching this and you're like, you want the good guy to win.
01:49:02
Speaker
Well, there you go. Yeah. Loomis is like watching Loomis is like watching Jake pick up Carrie and he's in there crying. yeah car couldn fuck and he couldn't follow him because he was he wasn't he was a master he was he was actually sitting there like creeping on Carrie he wasn't there to sp he wasn't there on official business no no not at all he's like I'd chase them but I'd have put my dick away yeah
01:49:36
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yeah
01:49:40
Speaker
I don't know if I ought to go sailing down no hill.
01:49:47
Speaker
Absolutely. I would certainly recommend that everyone see this movie because it's fucking fantastic. There's so many explosions. Man, that is just so much like car destruction. Again, just like even at the ending scene and stuff where they smash into that fucking, uh,
01:50:07
Speaker
trailer that's hauling all the other cars. They couldn't get enough cars, so they're like, we need more cars. Let's get this, you know, so they could do them all in one big giant, like, boom, you know, so funny. more We need more Smashies. We need more Smashies.
01:50:23
Speaker
i want to do more Boomies. We need more Smashies. Car, fall down, go boom. Yeah. Yeah. I love this movie. Yeah, it's fun, man, for sure.
01:50:37
Speaker
very good but you know anyway that's been uh we we just we had fun watching the wraith it's awesome movie highly recommend but if you guys want to have a movie in mind that you want us to uh bumble fuck bumble our fucking way through bumble fuck our way through Email us at deadnotespodcast at gmail.com.
01:51:09
Speaker
That's white. That's right. But until next time, I'm Alan. I'm Kevin. Bye. Drinking that tiger blood. ah Yeah, I'm going to get me a hydro pump.
01:51:25
Speaker
ah hydro pump.