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Episode 18: Day of the Dead 1985
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In today’s chilling episode, we’re cracking open the crypt to explore George A. Romero’s gut-punching classic, *Day of the Dead* from 1985. This isn’t just a zombie flick—it’s a raw, relentless look at humanity’s last gasp in a world overrun by the undead. From the claustrophobic bunker vibes to the unforgettable Bub, we’re diving deep into the gore, the themes, and the legacy of this apocalyptic masterpiece. So grab your headphones, lock the doors, and let’s get started—because on *Deadnotes*, the dead never stay silent.
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00:00:24
Speaker
Hello,
Introduction to Dead Notes Podcast
00:00:25
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welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin, and with me is the guy that has a nice one hanging, the throwback with the biggest meat in the cave. Hello, Alicia.
00:00:40
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I'm Alan. And we're talking about made.
Discussion of 'Day of the Dead'
00:00:48
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day of the dead nineteen eighty five one of the best movies ever made One of the finest pieces of cinema.
00:00:56
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One of the finest pieces of cinnamon. The movie George Romero made for the trolls. Yeah. deviant such as us. Mm-hmm.
00:01:07
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Man, ah you know, oh i was thinking, I guess I'm going to mention this because it fucking sucks, but fucking Walmart bought out Monroeville Mall.
00:01:20
Speaker
Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Yeah, by the time like anybody hears this episode, hopefully we'll have some late good news about like what's going to happen as far as the ah museum and everything.
00:01:36
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On the bright side, you know, I'm going to the Living Dead weekend this year. ah hope you guys are going to. Yeah, I'm really going to try to make it happen this year. Yeah, because it may be the last one.
00:01:49
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But look at it this way. Bonus. If we go to the Living Dead weekend, we may end up on the People of Walmart website. Yeah, that's true.
Monroeville Mall and Living Dead Museum Concerns
00:01:59
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I have to wear my best thong whale tailing the whole time.
00:02:06
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Yeah, whale tailing.
00:02:10
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Oh, Oh, man. It fucking sucks, man. I could cry. That blows. And I know Monroeville Mall has nothing to do with Day of the Dead, but it's still in the it's in the trilogy. so Yeah, it's a part of the whole thing.
00:02:30
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And some of this movie was shot around Monroeville, you know, like stlo shit the and the underground bunker crap. Yeah, absolutely. you know absolutely I'm just trying to find an excuse to bitch about Monroeville.
00:02:47
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Yeah. Goddamn mall, man. Man. Yeah, we don't know. I've been there a million times now. A bust George Romero, man. That's going to be up on the auction block.
00:03:00
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I'm going to go twerk on it this year. Yeah.
80s and 90s Zombie Film Nostalgia
00:03:08
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Yeah. did You know. Did you see where, like... Everybody's been rubbing his nose to where it's like discolored his nose. No, I didn't see that.
00:03:18
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Yeah.
00:03:21
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I, uh, do see, I'm curious if they'll move the, um, the convention over to Evan city.
00:03:33
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i hope they do something because this blows, man. I, I have a feeling Walmart will just, uh, level it and put a Walmart up there or a Sam's club or some bullshit like that.
00:03:46
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Yeah. It's hard to say. Really? They could just not do nothing. I don't know. I don't know anyway. know when I was there, it was a happening in mall. So and it wasn't like too long ago. I mean, people were still going there. Yeah. You know, but yeah.
00:04:02
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Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, you know, and, and for the younger people that may listen to this, I know you're sick of zombie movies.
00:04:14
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It fucking disgusts me too, goddammit. However, in the 80s and ninety s this shit was still kind of underground. Zombie movies were still kind of fringe, you know?
00:04:30
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And Day the Dead was not widely regarded as a good movie.
00:04:37
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People just didn't get it. Still is, man. it It holds up insanely well. Oh, that's fucking great, man. I mean, two two two of the best movies ever made came out in 85 because I believe Return a Living Dead came out in 85 also, right?
00:04:54
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Yeah. and But I don't know when I saw this movie first because it's kind of always been there because my mom was a huge Romero fan and she let me watch this shit I've told you the story about the dream I had, right?
00:05:14
Speaker
Mm-hmm. And
'Day of the Dead' Character Analysis
00:05:16
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I don't know if I ever mentioned it on here, but I watched this and Humanoids from the Deep on the same night.
00:05:29
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And, well, and for years, I was looking for this fucking movie. you know Have you ever had this happen? Mm-hmm. For years, I was looking for this fucking movie.
00:05:41
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And one day I watched humanoids from because I've been watching Day of the Dead my entire fucking life. You know, at least since since I came online, since my brain could comprehend things and i started having memories.
00:05:58
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I can't remember ever not knowing about this movie, but. my mom let me watch this and humanoids from the deep one night. And when I went to sleep that night, I had a dream that was like a mashup of the two movies.
00:06:12
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yeah and that' and And when I saw humanoids from the deep, that was ah like, it clicked in my head. I was like, this is what I've been looking for all these years. It's yeah not a, it's a movie that I made up in my dream after seeing both of these on the same day Combined them.
00:06:33
Speaker
And I wish I could, i wish i could um if i were if I were an artist, I would draw a picture of this image that I still see clearly in my head of the mashup of these two movies, but I fucking can't draw. so I suck at art, so...
00:06:51
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We might be able to do some. It's pretty sweet. yeah Yeah, maybe ah Kevin's a great artist, so maybe I can explain it to him someday and he'll draw it for me. We'll have a night of giggles.
00:07:04
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Yeah, I'll get hypnotized. But then the time my preschool teacher, who was an old fat lady, ah diddled me might come up.
00:07:18
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Right.
00:07:20
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see you She was flicking my bean. Yeah.
00:07:26
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My tiny, tiny little nub.
00:07:31
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Collecting your acorns. Yeah. She was just flicking it.
00:07:38
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Knock it off the branch.
00:07:43
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oh laugh out Laugh out the trauma, man. Laugh out the trauma. LOL, bro.
Notable Scenes and Details in 'Day of the Dead'
00:07:51
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Alicia. Alicia. oh Yeah, my preschool teacher, Alicia.
00:07:57
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Alicia. You fucking bitch. I'm kidding. I don't... Anyway... um ah ah anyway So yeah, this fucking movie is amazing from beginning to end. It was ah definitely one of the pinnacle movies I saw growing up that like scared the fuck out of me. Like genuinely, like just the way everything looked and i and also was like mesmerizing to me because of how real everything was.
00:08:32
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Well, yeah, I mean, it was still like a a fantasy kind of movie, though, like if the world ended. Although in this version, you know their their base is fucking misery.
00:08:47
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It's not like Dawn of the Dead where you could imagine yourself in that scenario and be like, man, that'd be fucking awesome. I don't know, man. I think it'd be pretty fucking awesome to live down in that mind personally.
00:09:00
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Well, why don't you ask Miguel how that's going? he Oh, we'll talk about Miguel. Because, yeah, I have some theories about Miguel. Poor fucking guy But, you know, so the movie opens with Sarah's dream, which i I have to admit, I always fast forward through, you know, now that I've seen the movie a thousand times.
00:09:25
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Why? Because of her dramatic turn. Because I want to get to the blue steel. Yeah. Missed the Beauregard. She did the blue steel.
00:09:38
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The vapors. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's goofy. But, you know, being. I love it, though. Yeah. she she She might have hammed that up a little bit. But throughout the rest of the movie, she is a phenomenal actress. Absolutely.
00:09:56
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But I always go past that just because it's really nothing. And um once she wakes up, it transitions to probably my favorite opening scene of any movie ever.
00:10:11
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Yeah. I fucking love this shit. I second that. And ah the sad i mean the sad part is this the intro wasn't directed by George Romero. You know, this was second unit shit. He couldn't be bothered with this crap.
00:10:28
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He's like, now hey, go yeah fucking shoot this. You know, do do the thing. Fucking assholes. I don't know how to do it. I'm from fucking Pennsylvania and my dad had a super thick Pennsylvania accent, but I couldn't do one to save my life.
00:10:46
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You can watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They kind of get it. do ah Does your dad... Did he used to say yins? Yeah. yeah He liked to say, don't you know oil a lot.
00:10:59
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Oh, did Isn't that like a ah our Minnesota thing? problem I don't know. yeah He calls Spoons Spoons.
00:11:11
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Spoons? oh hey was He was... ah he i Fortunately, i got I got stung by it a little bit, but i'm I ended up in Ohio.
00:11:24
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you got a better you got a better accent, right? No, I just ended up getting stuck with kind of a hillbilly accent. Yeah. yeah Ohio, we when we bump into people, we go, Ope!
00:11:37
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yeah Ope! yeah That's our word. But, ah this intro is fucking awesome. and Because Sarah wakes up, kind of put a pin in that, because the movie is kind of bookended by her dreams, you know? yeah But, the people in the helicopter, George Romero loves helicopters, you know?
00:12:02
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Yeah, the whirly bird. are and we got We got four people, two couples. Right?
00:12:12
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Yeah, essentially. We got Miguel and Sarah, who I guess are are having sex, I think. In this scenario, Sarah's the dom.
00:12:27
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And Miguel's the sub, right? and ah then Yeah, but we don't really know their history, you know, and I like how that movie starts because everybody's like lumped together.
00:12:38
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but um you know, it's just like, yeah, clearly he's he's at his breaking point. Well, he's like an abuse survivor. Yeah. And I and I have thoughts on that. And I think some of his desperation comes out in this and introduction to the movie.
00:12:56
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But, you know, ah something... um When we rescued but we rescued my dog, Jimmy, he acted the exact same way he acted the exact same way that Bego acts like through the whole beginning of this movie. He don't act this way anymore, though, thankfully. but Was he wearing about seven collars, too?
00:13:16
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Yeah, they they all had different they all had different tags on them, too. You know, just... he was like so He's like, you're stronger than me, so what? So fucking what?
00:13:29
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I just want to shout myself out here because after a thousand times watching this movie, I noticed something in this intro that I do not ever see mentioned online is if you watch when...
00:13:43
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um When Sarah looks out the window for the first time after waking up, there's a fucking car moving in the street. There's a car driving down the street. If you look on the left-hand side of the screen about center, right after she looks into town, there's a fucking car moving.
00:14:01
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Yeah, you try to sell me on that every time we talk about this movie, and I still have yet to see it. i get to It's because it's a gray car. It's like it's it's gray or something. it's It blends in so good, but it is fucking moving, man. I'm telling you. i'm gonna get to I'm going to pull it up, and we're going to watch this shit.
00:14:23
Speaker
Well, okay. So let's say that this, this gray car is, is for real. Who's to say that there isn't some kind of crew of people out in that city that don't want to be fucked with. And they see these motherfuckers coming down in a helicopter with guns and they're like, Hey, you know, is anybody there? They're like, fuck these motherfuckers. You know, they're too worried about like loot and everything. I mean,
00:14:50
Speaker
I don't want to go away with this but the fucking army because everybody's your enemy at that point, right? I understand that, but do you understand that in a in this world that that helicopter has something on it that they would want and her name is Sarah?
00:15:12
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Ha ha. Who's to say there's not a lot of women with them? I mean, who's to say they don't, you know, there's a lot of whatevs, obviously, but like, you know, maybe all they have are like weapons they've made out of the bones of the zombies that they've killed, you know, and they're going up against like artillery.
00:15:28
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I suppose they could be all women, but then Miguel might choose death by snoo snoo. ah
00:15:39
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I think ah but go would run into it and then just fucking blow his brains out at that point. and think he's had about
Exploration of Themes and Soundtrack
00:15:46
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enough of women in his life. And for those listening, if you haven't noticed, Kevin is afflicted by the zombie virus. I am. it ah It's like the second third time I've recorded episode.
00:16:00
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Very ill.
00:16:05
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It's funny that you're sick who i know Everybody laugh. in, everybody's laughing but is it fuck it happy gil when he's like celebrating what he graduated fifth grade that clowns there and he fucking falls you know and everybody's laughing at him it it cuts to the clouds smiling and he's just coughed up blood.
00:16:33
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Fucking stupid. Anyway, but ignore all that.
00:16:39
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But Billy or Billy's trying to reach people on the radio and can't. So Sarah, Sarah makes them, makes them land the fucking helicopter. Yeah.
00:16:50
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So they can, I guess, yell out on the streets. Yeah. To prove it. Set down, John. I'll set us down, but I won't leave my seat and I'll keep the engine running.
00:17:02
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Now the first sign of trouble, I'm going up. If you ain't on board when that happens, likely to have a lousy afternoon. And I got to give a shout out here too. I thought it was...
00:17:15
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ah really nice that, uh, gorillas gave George Romero permission to use this, you know, for this movie. Like that was really cool that they decided to team up with them. And they're like, yeah, we'll let you use this, this intro to our song. M one, a one.
00:17:35
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Yeah. ah no It was really cool. I just goes to show you how cool those guys really are Well, Romero was hard up at the time. but so He was always hard up.
00:17:48
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He didn't have any money. Poor guy. Yeah, man. Shout out to gorillas.
00:17:56
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But i have I think Miguel at this point is so desperate to get away from the the military guys back at the base.
00:18:08
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That's why you can hear the desperation in his voice when he's screaming Honestly, i mean, the motherfucker, you know, he goes back when he goes to bed. his little lady's trying to dope him up constantly. She's on his shit constantly.
00:18:22
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ah the other side, where he's enlisted, all they're doing is just fucking with him the entire time. You know, all around him is pure hell. you don't want to be there. He's losing his shit.
00:18:34
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I think Miguel is getting... um
00:18:38
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ah ah so sexually abused at the base. Oh, you think she's not by her?
00:18:50
Speaker
oh you think Sarah's paganim? No. She's making him try new things. I don't think Sarah is what who he's afraid of. I think everybody else is taking turns on Miguel.
00:19:02
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Oh, yeah. Maybe. Miguel has that... ah Miguel is a pair of aviator sunglasses away from ah the trope of abuse survivor.
00:19:15
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Like, you don't know him when you're not around. you know? Yeah. i He is probably getting blasted by every...
00:19:25
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He very well might be I think that he might be well well, I'll get into that in a little bit, but um I think he is desperate to get away from the people he is with.
00:19:41
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I'll just say that.
00:19:44
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But you know, But, you know, Billy is trying to radio, but I love when that when Sarah and Miguel get out of the helicopter in there and Miguel, through the whole intro, you can hear him even when it's going around town seeing all the different, like, you the montage of all the zombies waking up.
00:20:05
Speaker
I fucking love it. I love it. Like, it's just showing it because, man, like, the intro zombie and the title card, when that flashes up too, That's Dr. Tongue. Yeah, Dr. Tongue. Like, it's... I
Character Relationships in 'Day of the Dead'
00:20:20
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mean, it was so, so ahead of its day. So detailed. Like, they looked fucking crazy.
00:20:26
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And, you know, watching that as a kid, i was like, holy shit. Because, you know, watching Dawn the Dead, we were like, oh, they're blue. It was still scary, but it was like, ah they're blue, whatever, you know?
00:20:38
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yeah But you loved it, you know? But this one, they went hard on everything. So, just incredible. I love when the newspaper blows up, too You know, like, everything was, like, the setup for the perfect intro to the movie, like, leading up to, like, the title part.
00:20:53
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Hello!
00:21:10
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In the VHS days, you couldn't really see Dr. Tongue's face too well. Yeah. It was it dark. dark But now, like on vh ah or DVD and Blu-ray, you can see his tongue and his jaw is like split in half.
00:21:24
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Yeah. One of the coolest shit ever, dude. Oh, it's still, you could put that in a so movie today and it would hold up.
00:21:34
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Absolutely. Even though he's got boggling eyes. Other than that, everything looks great. I mean, I don't give a fuck. ah They look sweet. Right.
00:21:46
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And ah it's just great. I love the way i love this intro. I don't care. It's fucking amazing. But it's just funny that Miguel is desperate. Did you notice when um they show like the overhead shots of the zombies? There's one of them what walking with crutches.
00:22:07
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um was like, yeah, yeah. So I was like, I did. I was like, I don't think that would happen, but I don't also don't want to be the guy that goes, get the fuck off the set. You're ruining it. ah you know He's the ironic zombie.
00:22:24
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Yeah, he's smart enough to use crutches. Yeah.
00:22:30
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Before we go on, I'm going to forget if I don't do it, but I have to um do another dedication, even though I did one on the last episode, to by my brother, Andy.
00:22:44
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um This is probably one of our most favorite movies that we quote
00:22:50
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ridiculously way too much but amazingly not enough um so yeah that's where that's at um used to be he used to be my little brother now he's stronger than me he's stronger than you so what so fucking what little Andy so what so fucking what everybody's tired Miguel
00:23:18
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Miguel also looks like... I love you, Andy. Yeah, that's a special one. That's a big heart. If I could say it backwards, I would, so you could play this in reverse.
00:23:32
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love you, Andy.
00:23:37
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Romeo. i love... ah You do know that John is not really um Jamaican, right? I mean... You know that's fake. but His accent's fake, right? Yeah.
00:23:54
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But I love... He's like, uh... This is a dead place. yeah Yeah. You can hear it over the engine.
00:24:06
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Yeah, I love that he does it through the mic instead of just going, hey, just stop. I fucking love that, man. That stuck with me. I know if you watch it now, it may not have the same impact.
00:24:20
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But as a kid, I was, man, it's a dead place. You know it, man. You see, yeah, he enunciates pretty well.
00:24:31
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Yeah, he does a great job. I didn't know until I saw an interview with him years later. I didn't know he wasn't really Jamaican until I saw an interview with him years later. Yeah.
00:24:44
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Yeah, it's funny as fuck.
00:24:50
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Yeah, he... You can hear it over the engine, man. That almost sounded Irish. Who the fuck are these guys? So yeah, yeah like we get to that shot and like the whole city is obviously filled with zombies. I mean, it's it's been completely overrun.
00:25:09
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They're completely realizing this. just like you know He's like, this whole place is dead, as you can see. It's dead place, gotta... You got like a ah zombie version of Harmony Kareem like over there by the trash can. Like it's completely crazy. Like way ahead of his time.
00:25:28
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Like way ahead of his time. I like seeing fat zombies. Yeah. I like seeing like the office worker, the one that like was next to the car. looked like he just had like a really bad day at the office. He'd been there for like 14 hours.
00:25:42
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look at that zombie He's got a big fucking dick on him. ah That, man i can't do that. He's got a big one hanging. I'm doing more of a Scottish.
00:25:55
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Yeah, you're... Turn off the water from the hoose. I love, man, obviously they figure...
00:26:07
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Turn the news on the hoose.
00:26:11
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Oh my God. ben Jerry Dandards.
00:26:25
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you fucking guys. see the size that chicken?
00:26:32
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ah So like they they realize they can't do shit there and they start flying back to base. so Oh, wait. Did you watch when Miguel runs away? ah oh yes. lea Let's discuss that. So yeah at this point, he's like, fuck you, bitch. I'm out of here. He was like, miguel's got they can keep you He said they can keep you.
00:26:57
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he' He's running like he's sweet as hell, isn't he? Yeah. you know That's a sweet boy. yeah he's one of those sweet boys. He's one of those sweet boys.
00:27:08
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He was like, fuck this shit. i I feel bad making fun of him because I probably run the same way.
00:27:20
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you do.
00:27:23
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Sorry, Miguel, but you run pretty sweet and I don't mean cool. ah Yeah, you do.
00:27:32
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Oh, yeah, it's pretty funny. He, like, leaves her in the dust, too. He's like, no, fuck you. He's staying here. So I know what you were gonna say. You know, when they're flying back to the so base, right? yeah Yeah. Did you notice the very first, like, shot you get of anyone that wasn't in the helicopter is, uh, Torres, and ah he shaves his chest?
00:27:59
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Ha ha Oh, I didn't even... Yeah, I guess he was just fucking doing some kind of maintenance. Yeah, he's he has a smooth baby chest.
00:28:10
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Well, here here's the other funny thing. They're both trimming some bushes. Let's put that into perspective. Well, you look at those plants. That's not pot. I don't know. That's not marijuana. I don't know what that shit is. It's supposed to be, but you know.
00:28:25
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But it's funny. It's 1985 pot, you know. you know yeah Acapulco gold. Yeah, that's... Don't want no stems. Don't want no seeds.
00:28:38
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Acapulco gold got his badass weed. Shut the fuck
00:28:56
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Where the fuck did that come from? Oh my God. oh You're about to fuck him. Cheech and chop. I know, but it was just like out of nowhere.
00:29:10
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Mother talking to me, trying to tell me how to live. I don't listen to her because my head is not going to My father, he just told me because I wear my sister's clothes.
00:29:21
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and and and and and da Caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose. holy shit yeah prime yeah dude yeah that's right do
00:29:39
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They're listening to that the whole time. They're fucking out there getting stoned and listening to Cheech and Chong albums. And the zombies are about to turn the fucking fence over. ah Yeah, they're they're harvested all that shit so they can finally use that like giant one ounce rolling paper that came with like the Up in Smoke soundtrack.
00:29:59
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ah ah yeah and ah yeah I love that when they fucking land and Sarah has a bug up her ass about them being out there for so long, you know, she doesn't want them to fill up the gas.
00:30:14
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But those motherfuckers have been out there all day. Right. They get back and she's ah she's just come in just bitching. These motherfuckers are like, we we've been stuck up here all day waiting for you guys. Like,
00:30:27
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ah So ah this is what I think is our third couple of the movie.
00:30:34
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This is ah ah Johnson and Torres. Right. Yeah. They're buddies, man. yeah Yeah. They're buddies. Yeah. they're They're friends of some sort.
00:30:49
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I love that they just they go right in and they're just doing what you're supposed to do and then like Sarah's like and doesn't let them nag and then they're like it cuts to it cuts to I think it's Miller and he just like drops the fuel hose and he's like oh that's Torres oh was it Torres yeah like he just drops it and he's like fuck that was Torres shut up Did that look like a Miller to you?
00:31:21
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Do I look like a Miller? And then they're like, oh, it's a fresh grave. That's why they're all like, you know, that's why they're all like spunky right now. All the zombies around.
00:31:31
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Yeah, because i know was i had a they had a funeral that morning. Like, it has nothing to do with Johnson sitting there blasting his stereo. i and da da and
00:31:46
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So yeah, then they just were like, yeah, it was Cooper, you know, he died this morning. They just Walk away. Meanwhile, Sarah is just like bitching like the whole time. ah Oh my God.
00:31:57
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Drive me crazy. i know. God damn it.
00:32:04
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And ah Torres was like, why don't you get inside and do my fucking dishes? Do my dishes, bitch.
00:32:16
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Make me a sandwich.
00:32:22
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I love it, dude. They're just like, fuck this. But yeah. I love that he just drops the fucking gas. Yeah, like, fuck you. he's like Let's go. us Yeah, let's get out of here.
00:32:35
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It's like, I just did about 70 push-ups for this shot, so I don't give a fuck. Hot, i just shaved. It's hot.
00:32:44
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I always notice, this is nerd shit, but I always notice that like the aspect ratio of the scene when they're walking up to the the platform is off, because look at John. He looks squished.
00:32:59
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He looks short and fat. I know that's nerd shit, but watch it. It's funny, because I always thought... Next time watch it, I'll keep an eye out for that music theory.
00:33:10
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Yeah, they've probably been out there all day and she's like, put the fucking... Did you notice when John throws the little ball over the helicopter? It's like, they make like a... Over the blades, they make like a sound like in a cartoon. It goes... Oh, yeah.
00:33:28
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Yeah, they big it yeah.
00:33:31
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It had like the little draw lines around it. was like, come on Come on, man. Yeah. fucking Miguel Miguel's like oh no yeah don't even we have to go back down there didn't find anybody Yeah, dude, he he's like completely curled up. that's Dude, Jimmy did the same fucking shit like when we first brought him home and I had to like, you know, and he was telling me how he was stronger than me.
00:34:06
Speaker
So what? You know, like that was stronger than him. So what? so i away Sarah pegs the fuck out of him. He is such a beta. Yeah.
00:34:19
Speaker
She's been like sticking them with all kinds of needles and shit, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just, it's crazy. Like, i don't know. Well, uh, you know, when they, they take that big ass elevator down there and from around the corner comes a giant bear.
00:34:37
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Couple number five. Four. Is it four? Yeah. yeah oh Couple number four. Steel and Rickles.
Antagonists and Authority Themes
00:34:48
Speaker
Oh, man.
00:34:49
Speaker
I fucking love these two. Absolutely love these two. You know Steel's going fucking balls deep in Rickles. wal Walt and Bobby.
00:35:01
Speaker
ah Rickles is getting fucking hogged out. Walt, Steel, and Bobby Rickles. but wow ah Walter Steele. I am not Peter Steele. I am Walter.
00:35:17
Speaker
Man. So, they yeah, they pull up. They're like, you know, basically just fucking giving him shit. And they're like, we need to go pick up another meat sacks, couple other meat sacks for Frankenstein.
00:35:31
Speaker
by
00:35:37
Speaker
Yep, Steel and w Rickles rolling around in a golf cart, you know, after a long session of sub-dom relations.
00:35:48
Speaker
Yeah, they're busy. Well, did you notice the reaction that ah Miguel has when they pull around the corner? That's not just, I don't want to go to the corral again.
00:36:03
Speaker
Right. That's these two. Won't stop butt fucking me. I'm glad you're here to see. I'm glad you're here to finally witness it.
00:36:14
Speaker
Yeah. Sarah's like, I'll fucking go. And they're like, ew. Yeah. you Yucky. Yeah.
00:36:26
Speaker
I fucking, you know, when I pull up to the corral, You know when ah Rickles got off that golf cart, there was a little wet spot
00:36:39
Speaker
where he was just oozing fucking steals. He's fucking gushing steals cum. What do they call it? No, what do they call it? They call it gooning. Gooning.
00:36:51
Speaker
Gooning. Gooning. G-O-O-N-I-N-G. Gooning.
00:36:57
Speaker
eveningoning Alright, so then Alright, Gen X, Gen Z i just learned i just learned that today, as a matter of fact from a fucking news article of some dude that gonna half killed himself I can't Google that because I don't want to see it this like it's Okay, yeah Gen Z Gen Z kids Yo i think it's past them Fellow youth here How do we get into fucking...
00:37:33
Speaker
Rickles is gooning. yeah at this point, Rickles... Yeah, Bobby is gooning. i bet he feels like he fucking rode the biggest fucking crazy horse on the... Walking like Don Wayne.
00:37:49
Speaker
Absolutely. ah You know, Pilgrim? Man, they got a good friendship. Oh, they fucking love each other. Yeah, dude. So, like, they fucking... Sarah ends up going because ah because pretty much they they had to. I mean, you know, everybody was like, fuck that, I ain't going. You know what I'm saying? Like, no one's going.
00:38:12
Speaker
Well, Sarah went because she had, you know, i guess Steele and Rickles are embarrassed to sexually assault Miguel in front of her. Yeah.
00:38:25
Speaker
And, you know, the only reason I think this is because, look, Sarah, even if it's not the apocalypse, the zombie apocalypse, you know, is not a terrible looking woman.
00:38:40
Speaker
She's... kind of attractive. So, in this scenario, she'd be a fucking 11. ah Right? Yeah, I mean, I guess it depends on which one of them you would ask.
00:38:55
Speaker
Yet nobody touches her. Yeah, no. So these is a bunch of you know, everybody's getting their, well, i'll I'll explain in a minute why I think that, but Anyway, i don't understand like this whole corral thing. like I don't understand why the soldiers are still doing it, but I'll get more into that later, too. It just doesn't make any sense. Well, the whole the whole overlay is it's clear that...
00:39:28
Speaker
They're at the tail end of the orders that they have, the orders that they have to follow at this point, right? yeah their Their leader is now dead. So we're coming into pretty much right at the beginning of the unraveling because the way everything is explained later on anyway is that, um you know,
00:39:52
Speaker
Was it Cooper? Yeah, Cooper was fucking kept everything together. You know what I'm saying as far as that? Now it's unraveling. So. Well, yeah.
00:40:03
Speaker
and And we're seeing that slowly. And obviously Steel and Rickles are like, you know, the wise guys have a bunch
00:40:15
Speaker
So, yeah, they go to this fucking thing and they have to corral them because they're still under orders by probably, you know, the U.S. government for these specimens and, you know, all that shit.
00:40:27
Speaker
Which all i have is pretty cool. Like, this whole thing's pretty neat. I love that they have, like, all these motherfuckers, like, in this cave, you know? I love it too, but it falls apart when ah Logan starts telling why they're doing it.
00:40:44
Speaker
It's the problem. But at this point, Miguel is fucking losing his mind, obviously. And he's got the little pole that they they grab the zombies with. They got the dog collar on it or whatever. yeah And he fucking drops it because he's fucking freaking out. He's like, oh Steel's gonna fucking...
00:41:05
Speaker
Split me apart like a... He's gonna split me in half like a coconut. Ha ha ha ha ha. He drops the pole and the goddamn zombie goes right for Rickles.
00:41:17
Speaker
Obviously. Yeah, Sarah picks god man fix the pole up, but ah Steel is pissed. Oh, yeah. He's like, you let that zombie go after my mans?
00:41:32
Speaker
but Why
Zombie Behavior and Special Effects
00:41:33
Speaker
are you so stupid, stupid? Yeah. Oh, yeah. But that whole scene, though, is fucking hilarious in a lot of ways, too, because um before any of that goes down, like, Sarah and Rickles were, like, looking through the cracks of the fence.
00:41:50
Speaker
And all that they could see all the zombies are, like, scared. And, you know, rick rick Rickles says some shit like, but he's like, oh, they're all scared because they're afraid of what Dr. Frankenstein's going to do to them or whatever. She was like, they are.
00:42:05
Speaker
they're learning. And then like, you know, basically like walks away. They're learning. Yeah. And then, and then fucking, but dude, Rickles face, like you could tell he's fucking cracking up. Cause he's like this fucking, this fucking bitch. Like, cause none of them give a shit, you know, like none of them give a shit about it. They just want do their shit and like, get the fuck out of there, you know, which I can't believe they didn't try to take over earlier, you know?
00:42:33
Speaker
Right, they're just clocking their hours. They don't want to deal with none of this bullshit. Yeah, they're just doing their shit. though But, you know, ah Sarah... yeah Well, when um Miguel drops pole, fucking Steel loses his goddamn mind on rickles on a Miguel.
00:42:53
Speaker
Even though Sarah saved Rickles. so Because Rickles had a gun, but he was still like, oh my god!
00:43:04
Speaker
yeah yeah He's like cover, cover ah you gross There's a whole thing Yeah there's a whole thing that happened right before any of this shit too Because ah Fucking Steel's like Yelling and everything and he's like I got a nice one hanging You know like yelling and shit Then he like looks over And he's like Fucking A biggest meat in the cave like She basically calls him a an Neanderthal, you know, ah a throwback as well. She calls him.
00:43:37
Speaker
And then I think Rickles, I've had talks with my brother over this, but I think Rickles comes around to her other side there. And he's like, you know, they all have big dicks.
00:43:49
Speaker
And then like, she like looks down. I wonder if he like was wiggling his shit. then like, it cuts back to steel. And he's like, Ooh, yeah. yeah yeah he goes watch that scene again for real dude it's so weird it's so weird he might have his pickle rickle his out is rickles his rickles pickle his little pickle out
00:44:15
Speaker
It's all right. Steel throwbacks all got big dicks. It means you're a caveman, asshole. You're a fucking throwback.
00:44:26
Speaker
You've been spending too much time underground. Huh? It's okay, Steel.
00:44:38
Speaker
Well, that was Rickles' little compliment to Steel. He's like, it's alright. It's alright, Steel. Our throwbacks all got big penises.
00:44:53
Speaker
w Rickles, wrinkled pickles. You know, after, after, um, I don't know those, yeah I'm just saying steal his butt fucking Rickles.
00:45:10
Speaker
You do you, man. I mean, you could do worse, I suppose. Yeah. I mean, he's got the biggest meat in the caves. I mean, you win, you're winning.
00:45:24
Speaker
fucking steals gaping him out Rick Rickles when Rickles when Rickles farts now it just goes that's it that's how he got his name Rickles that's how that's why his last name is Rickles Rickles got has that trunk but oh my god So we get we got introduced in this next scene to Rhodes.
00:45:52
Speaker
Man, this dude, one of the best characters fucking ever, dude. Joseph Pilato. am so sad that I missed like i missed the good opportunity ah to go to a convention to be able to meet him. He was like definitely on my list.
00:46:11
Speaker
He's also in um one of the outtakes of Dawn of the Dead. Am I wrong? He's one of the henchmen that's like loading up in like one of the box trucks and shit.
00:46:22
Speaker
No, he's not in the outtakes. He's in the extended version. Extended version. Okay. I knew I knew i remember seeing him in it, I couldn't remember. He's also in the director's cut, but he doesn't have any lines. you great yeah You can see him from afar, but that's it.
00:46:39
Speaker
but and the
Atmosphere and Pacing in 'Day of the Dead'
00:46:40
Speaker
part The part I remember of, he comes out of nowhere he's like, hey! He's basically doing the same character as he is in this, and it's awesome. With a weather beanie.
00:46:50
Speaker
Yeah, with a beanie, yeah. yeah Yeah, he's he's in... he's in um i I'm not sure if he's in the Argento Cup because that's my least favorite of the three, but um I'm certain... He was Off-Duty Roads in Dawn of the Dead.
00:47:06
Speaker
Yeah, I'm certain you at least see him in Dawn of the Dead, in the Argento Cup. but yeah, he's, uh, he's fucking awesome. And, you know, ah Tom Savini originally wanted to play this character and I'm, I can see that.
00:47:22
Speaker
I love him, but I'm glad he didn't get it because I really don't think he would have the intensity, the the quote unquote overacting that Joe Pilato does. i don't care.
00:47:33
Speaker
It's fucking amazing. It fits though, man. He's, that's just his character. you know, this is, this is the volume you would be at in this situation. he has He's had enough before Cooper fucking died anyway. You could tell.
00:47:47
Speaker
like Everybody has. You know what I'm saying? And now that Cooper's out, he's like, fuck this shit, motherfuckers. I'm over here tracking maps trying to find new routes out of here. He basically... Shoot all the mothers in the head.
00:48:02
Speaker
Yeah, he kind of, he's from fucking, he's like me. He's fucking from Pennsylvania, but he can't do the accent. He almost, he sounds like he's from Boston. He's like, shoot all the mothers from, or Jersey. Yeah, Jersey. Shoot all mothers in the head.
00:48:19
Speaker
Yeah. You know, you fucking assholes. Your impression for everybody. Yeah. It's all Jersey. I love that.
00:48:30
Speaker
He threatens, you know, but because um Sarah sedates Miguel before this scene, which we didn't mention, but right she, she sticks him, you know, drugs him and knocks him out because he's he smacked her up a couple times too.
00:48:48
Speaker
Yeah, he's he's a battered wife, you know. that Role reversal here. miguel Miguel is just getting beat by his girlfriend and fucked by all his buddies.
00:49:03
Speaker
Poor fella.
00:49:06
Speaker
but But, you know, Rhodes, he threatens to cut off Sarah and Miguel's ah extracurricular activities. Who's he? Who is he jealous of?
00:49:19
Speaker
Which one is he? don't think he's jealous. I think he's just like, fuck you. He's like, well, when he says that later on, when he says that, give, give the rest of us a chance shot at some loving.
00:49:32
Speaker
Yeah. Talking about Sarah or Miguel. Maybe. doesn't specify. you know Yeah. I guess he's just like, whatever, man.
00:49:42
Speaker
You don't even care. Well, here's the thing, too, is um Sarah is not an ugly woman. And ah this is she is possibly the last woman on Earth.
00:49:56
Speaker
Right. And ah these guys haven't done anything with her yet. i I do not approve of sexually assaulting women.
00:50:08
Speaker
I'm just saying in this scenario, it would have happened over and over again. She would have been the one wanting to get the fuck out of there.
00:50:19
Speaker
Right. But instead it's Miguel because miguel they're all banging Miguel.
00:50:29
Speaker
Yeah. and And she is trying to protect Miguel because Miguel is the only one that will fuck her.
00:50:42
Speaker
Because we're coming up on a character that I think is a necrophiliac. And i do have I do have one reason why I think that, because um I'm talking about frank Dr. Frankenstein Logan.
00:50:59
Speaker
Yeah. Right? Yeah. So Logan is always covered in blood, right? Oh, dude, he is, like, covered in layers, like, always.
00:51:12
Speaker
Well, and I know that this doesn't matter because it's a movie, but a zombie would not have a beating heart, I would think, which means that blood wouldn't spray when you cut it.
00:51:26
Speaker
So... No, but he's digging his hands down into that shit and wiping his hands on himself. I mean, you can clearly see that. Well, I'm just saying he is having some... He is getting close to them to get all this blood all over him.
00:51:41
Speaker
I think maybe he is going full mount on these zombies. Yeah, I can see it. i mean, you know. Getting all up in them guts. Yeah.
00:51:55
Speaker
I think Logan has been hogging out Bub.
00:52:00
Speaker
ah Gaping him.
00:52:04
Speaker
So we yeah now he's got... his He's got his arms deep, man. And we go into that later on, especially like... well we'll get into it like I'll get into it later when you know he makes his appearance to fucking Rhodes later on.
00:52:21
Speaker
So far, we have John and Billy, Sarah and Miguel, Rickles and... I'm naming couples here. Rickles and Steele, and then we get um Torres and Johnson.
00:52:37
Speaker
ah Then... ah shit Logan and Bob
00:52:48
Speaker
but who is who who is poor Rhodes left with ah Miller I don't think Rhodes Rhodes is the one that don't want nobody like he's like he's got the whole like ah He's got the Drayton Sawyer thing.
00:53:05
Speaker
Women just get in the way. You know what I'm saying? So you think Miller is just the odd man out? yeah Yeah, I'd say Miller's the odd man out. He's just trying to do his shit get the fucking out of there.
00:53:19
Speaker
Rhodes is asexual and Miller is just fucking... whacking off somewhere. ah ah Hopeless. Oh, fuck.
00:53:30
Speaker
I think Rhodes would would great ah whoever just just to call him a whore and it wouldn't mean anything to him. It'd just be another thing.
00:53:43
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? As
Ethics of Logan's Experiments
00:53:45
Speaker
fucking weird as that sounds, but like he just seems like the type to do that because he doesn't care. at the Especially at this point. It holds bar, dude.
00:53:55
Speaker
Well, at this point, I would say Rhodes is just grudge fucking Miguel on the reg. He's just fucking... Yeah, that's he's just going in there to think.
00:54:07
Speaker
has It's like medicine to him. He's going in there to clear his head. Yeah, it's like medication to him at this point. He's just fucking... He's just on on Miguel like... Shut up.
00:54:25
Speaker
ah Miguel's like why do you keep ripping me or he's in there he's ah there and he's like he like cho on at choke on it on it yeah fucking and Miguel's like oh you see I'm gonna see you you keep doing this that's ahs a fucking D-Rex
00:54:57
Speaker
oh know yeah okay yeah or you dick or I
00:55:08
Speaker
ah So. All right. So we're back at like, we come into like Logan's lab, right? Going back to like how much covered in blood Logan is. Right. So.
00:55:21
Speaker
Sarah walks in and Bub just comes out of nowhere. We don't know it's Bub yet, but scares the living hell out of her. And then, you know, he just starts talking to ter her like, oh, I knew you were there the whole time. I'm not going to tell you about Bub, you know, or anything.
00:55:40
Speaker
Yeah, I'll just let them fucking bite you. Yeah, I'm just going to let him do whatever, you know, do what he does. Yeah. Sarah should have beat the fuck out of Logan at that point. Yeah.
00:55:51
Speaker
He's explaining that, like, they're ah they're just running purely on instinct, you know, at this point. What that does for them, they don't know, but he has this theory that they could be trained.
00:56:02
Speaker
So he's got this one zombie that he cut up all of his insides out, you know, and he still wants to eat, right? Are you talking about Vox?
00:56:14
Speaker
Vox? ah Oh shit, yeah, Vox. He's the one talking. yeah fuck Yeah, that's almost that scene. Yeah, that's funny. I mean, i yeah that is probably what they copied it from. that's oh Well, yeah, that's do but that's funny. yeah Vox is Koopa.
00:56:34
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. that's not even Cooper. Cooper and Vox are two different characters. yeah super Cooper is what um on the other table with the face all gone and it's just like the... It's like 75% of his head's gone except for like his brain and his spinal cord.
00:56:55
Speaker
That is what Tom Savini calls the moose clit. Ha ha ha ha
00:57:04
Speaker
Which, that's intimidating.
00:57:09
Speaker
but But look, when Logan starts talking, everything falls apart. like if you If this is your first time watching this movie and everything is compelling up to this point, you're like, wait a minute.
00:57:26
Speaker
He's trying to fucking train them yeah behave? What? Yeah. It's the dumbest fucking... It's the dumbest shit.
00:57:37
Speaker
he He... Logan single-handedly fucks this entire group because... all this time was wasted because he still went hell bent on this like one theory of his, even though as Sarah points out, they agreed to put their research elsewhere.
00:57:59
Speaker
so this whole time, this whole time now, you know, and fucking Rhodes is like wanting fucking results. And he's like, I got results, but they're the results that like have already been like disagreed upon.
00:58:14
Speaker
Well, he's like, we can teach them to behave. Like, what the fuck? What do you want that for? He just killed everybody is what he did, basically. You know? Yeah. Yeah. His decisions kills everyone.
00:58:27
Speaker
And what is... Oh, and there's all also, you know, with Vox... or whatever that fucking guy's name
Sarah's Leadership and Isolation Themes
00:58:35
Speaker
is. The, the zombie that with, that leans up on the table and his guts fall out. You.
00:58:43
Speaker
Yeah. Awesome. Yeah. That's fucking awesome. That that's, ah and, and, uh, that's another one though, that Logan kills like, and you know, he could have just, uh, pushed him back down. Right.
00:58:59
Speaker
Yeah. He fucking kills him, so that causes them to have to get another one. Yep. He's fucking reckless with this shit. And he they already had another zombie on the floor, and she asked about that one, and he was said...
00:59:15
Speaker
He was unruly and he was like, he could still get information from it. Like, yeah, he you can't. He's basically the government. Yeah. know, he's just fucking sending out the, the military to do his bidding. And yeah. Cause essentially at, you know, up to this point there, they've been working for them.
00:59:36
Speaker
So yeah. He doesn't give a fuck who lives or who dies. Whatever. Yeah. I don't know. But anyway, let's go back to the conference room, lunch room, whatever.
00:59:49
Speaker
and don't fucking know. It's both. It's the it's the community room. And everybody giving my boy Billy. ya Who's cooking the food? Number one. ryan get ah Turn off the easel.
01:00:03
Speaker
Yeah.
01:00:06
Speaker
He's Irish, and not Scottish. I don't give a fuck. Same goddamn thing. Turn off the news along the hoose.
01:00:20
Speaker
Everybody's fucking giving Billy a hard time about the goddamn radio. Yeah, and he's doing his damnedest. I fucking love that he's like, um, Steel says, why don't you lay off the fucking booze?
01:00:35
Speaker
Yeah. And, and Billy says, or, uh, Billy says some shit. He's like, I will lay off the fucking booze steel. Cause there won't be any fucking booze.
01:00:46
Speaker
I don't. He's like, there won't be any booze left to there won't be a drink or something. and left You fucking fuck fucker. Yeah. Lay off the fucking booze for a while. Why don't you?
01:01:00
Speaker
And get somebody on that fucking horn. Pronto. If we stay down here long enough, I'll have to lay off the fucking booze steel because there won't fucking be any of it fucking left. But like the whole time when like he's yelling and shit, John's just sitting there fucking plowing his plate. He's just fucking eating everything and like licking his thumbs, just looking around like, well, I'm good.
01:01:23
Speaker
Look at John's face when he's given the fuckity fuck speech. John can barely keep from laughing. He's like holding his fucking mouth. You know he wanted to fucking bust out laughing because that shit was funny.
01:01:36
Speaker
I will have to lay off the fucking booze still because there won't be any of it fucking left.
01:01:44
Speaker
Touche. Yeah. Yeah. And I love that, you know, there's a few times in here where Rickles and them call ah Miguel Yellow.
01:01:59
Speaker
Yeah. And I don't think that's a racist thing. I think they're calling him a coward there because Yellow is not a slur against Mexicans.
01:02:11
Speaker
No, it's not, but they were saying it because that's how he, because they're saying his brain's like becoming jello. and then he was like, but that's how they, that's how they say jello is yellow. He's yellow. And like, you know, right. But I think they're calling him yellow because he's, because he's a coward. Yeah. Cause he's, he's losing his shit and he doesn't, you know, his girlfriend's sticking up for him all the time, you know?
01:02:37
Speaker
Yeah. And Sarah, sarah the ah Miguel's alpha, you know, she stands up. She's like, fuck this shit. I'm bouncing. but burn ah And Rhodes is like, you better sit the fuck down. Yep.
01:02:55
Speaker
But no, Rhodes isn't going to shoot her. He fucking makes steel shooter. Yeah. Or he's going to shoot steel. How fucking cowardly is that?
01:03:07
Speaker
If I was Rhodes, I'd fucking in wait everybody's sleeping, pack up one of them golf carts, and just fucking hightail it out there on the golf cart. Right.
01:03:19
Speaker
how far You couldn't ride through the goddamn grass on those things, especially and the, you know. get to the far point of the fence, at least. here's a you know That brings up a good point.
01:03:32
Speaker
The ah grass is... um Who's mowing the grass up top around the elevator? Miller and Torres. but When everybody's gone, they're just running the lawnmower. but Yeah. like that's why their That's one of their government chores.
01:03:51
Speaker
Yeah. That's just fucking bringing all the zombies to the fence. The whole time. Yeah, the whole time. As soon as they started mowing the grass, Sarah was like, that grass is getting too high. man well and theyre they all i yeah yeah The government's not going to like this, so they started mowing it, and that's what brought all the zombies to the fence.
01:04:12
Speaker
well Well, she loses her fucking shit because ah theyre know the grass doesn't look good. they're goingnna Well, they're going to fill the tank up, but then the whole time she's gone, they're fucking zooming around the place. of Look, I'm just saying that grass was mowed.
01:04:32
Speaker
Yeah. That is a well-kept lawn around there. If this were the... Yeah, I guess, ah you know, um Torres had this chest shaved, so, I mean, if you're going to go to those lengths, you're also going to worry about your lawn.
01:04:50
Speaker
Yeah, I mean... i don't know how the i don't know how I connected those, but I did, so... There it is. There it is. Oh, man, and fucking Logan, yeah he's got some giant balls on him, or he's fucking smart. He makes a grand entrance.
01:05:11
Speaker
Yeah. It's their food. He's mocking Rhodes. Yeah. Yep. is He's like, is there... hey Is there food?
01:05:25
Speaker
I fucking love that he's just kind of like, fuck you, Rhodes. I'm hungry. Yeah. he's I'm covered in blood. Let me get let me get this like old zombie blood and everything. let me Let me go ahead and just get it everywhere.
01:05:40
Speaker
My sleeves are going to touch all of you. oh yeah. Logan's covered in fucking infected blood and cum. piss you know he's got every bodily fluid all over him mother's i bet i bet if you if you use the chemiluminescence
01:06:00
Speaker
he looked like he he looked like he was on a rave
01:06:07
Speaker
He'd look like he was under a blacklight. He'd look like
01:06:16
Speaker
Or Bub would. Bub would fucking glow like the fucking sun. Woo! It'd burn your eyes. Yeah. and you know You know Logan.
01:06:30
Speaker
Come on. I mean, the situation they're in. Yeah, I mean, you do with what you got. I don't... i I just... I love that Logan is just a pig-headed bastard.
01:06:46
Speaker
Well, Logan tells him ah that his plan to make them behave. Yeah. and And Rhodes fucking loses his mind. Rightfully so. He's like, what are you talking about?
01:07:01
Speaker
I'm running this monkey farm now, Frankenstein, and I want to know what the fuck you're doing with my time. i don't want to make them behave. Dude, oh my God. like The acting in this whole scene, like, everybody plays their characters so fucking well in this movie. Like, everybody was just fit perfectly, right?
01:07:21
Speaker
And dude, Rhodes' face, like, that's all it's, that's all, dude, that's all it fucking said. Like, he didn't have to say a fucking word. You could just see it like, this son of a bitch, like, we already had a fucking meeting, you know, months ago, know, about some shit. Motherfucker's been doing all this this whole time, like,
01:07:42
Speaker
but the And this condescending ass Logan is like Is there food? Blow the piss out of them Yeah yeah but That's how you blow the piss out of them fucking love him Yeah dude he's just fucking poking And Rose is like you motherfucker dude Oh my god Rhodes is like, you autistic motherfucker. um I'm about this close to choking your fucking, squeezing your goddamn neck. Squeezing your neck.
01:08:18
Speaker
You motherfucker.
01:08:22
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His fucking face, dude. Oh, and he was so mad that, yeah, dude, oh my god. He threatens to execute people, you know. um the ah It's funny because um i wonder how long Cooper was dying because if this is Rhodes' first or second day, because the whole movie, the movie starts on Halloween.
01:08:50
Speaker
And because of the ending, we know that the whole movie only lasts four days. but So I wonder if roads if Cooper died that morning, how fucking long?
01:09:02
Speaker
who Did Rhodes just click like immediately? like The power ah power fucking just drove him crazy? ah no I mean, based the way I kind of see it is that... um Because they they talk later on, he's like, you know, I thought Cooper was...
01:09:18
Speaker
was an asshole or whatever, but he was whatever compared to Rhodes, you know? i think that, like, you know, Rhodes was obviously second in command, and they've all been having...
01:09:31
Speaker
you know, fucking a hell of a time with this shit. And Rhodes has got a valid point because they've lost one guy and but they've lost five, you know what I'm saying? So it's like at this point, I mean, they're, they're actually kind of right. I mean, I kind of side with Rhodes, like on a majority of all of this shit. Like let's just fucking, why are we doing this still? Let's just get the fuck out of here or hunker down.
01:09:57
Speaker
The thing is, I don't understand how they're still listening to Logan. Why are they? i mean, after he said his plan to make them behave, that should have been it.
01:10:09
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. Rhodes should have killed him right there. Rhodes should have killed Logan in that scene. they should They should have done that.
01:10:21
Speaker
Pew, pew, pew. He should have just went through and shot all the mothers in the head. At the very least, he should have beat the living shit out of Logan in that scene.
01:10:34
Speaker
Get his mind right somehow. Wipe some of that zombie puss off his dick. Give him, like, Indian burns or something on his arm. ah Donkey punch.
01:10:47
Speaker
Donkey punch him in the back of the head. Give him a fucking noogie. Yeah.
01:10:55
Speaker
I love... Make him have sex with Miguel.
01:11:00
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Miguel's just like, oh, no! Another one! Logan's got giant dick on him.
01:11:11
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is
01:11:13
Speaker
He's got a nice one hanging. Yeah, Logan might be autistic, so he's probably got a fucking thigh slapper on him. A big old fucking......dong.
01:11:31
Speaker
Thunder clapper?
01:11:34
Speaker
But I love in the and the hall ah when they leave and ah John tells her, he's like, you better start worrying. oh I'm doing fucking Irish. this I'm leaning into Irish here.
01:11:47
Speaker
You better start worrying, you know.
01:11:52
Speaker
I don't know what that is. But, you know, he tells her like ah why everybody should be worried except him and Billy. Right, yeah, because they got something that he's got something they need. so I think what Billy and John got is a STD that the rest of the guys don't want spreading around.
01:12:13
Speaker
The rest them boys don't want spreading around the fucking camp. That's why they're exiled outside. They're keeping them out there. And nobody fucks with them. They're like, i don't want herpes. You kidding? Or whatever the shit they got.
01:12:29
Speaker
Because if they got AIDS, you know, AIDS is just a pill nowadays. But in the zombie apocalypse, you can't get that medication. yeah
01:12:40
Speaker
Rose exiled them like lepers. I wouldn't want to stay there, man. Like, I don't know. I go fucking find a I'd be like slowly building some kind of fucking ah gone long ago.
01:12:54
Speaker
but Go sit and build a dead reckoning. I'd find a fucking mall. yeah I'd be like, you know, before all this happened, I watched this movie.
01:13:05
Speaker
You know what's funny, going back to the last ah meeting you know that they were having, or the first one when they were yelling at Billy about the radio, and he's like, they were like, well, how come they could hear us on the other channels? He was like, because we were on a radio frequency. If you haven't noticed, the whole world shut down, including the malls.
01:13:28
Speaker
All the malls are closed. yeah and there ah And then Steel's like, Like, you know, stop being a smart-ass, blah, blah, blah. You know, like, what's that? ah He goes, shut up, gay.
01:13:51
Speaker
You bitch. Get out of here, leper. Yeah.
01:13:58
Speaker
ah Billy and John got got the AIDS.
01:14:06
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um
01:14:10
Speaker
And we get yet another, you know, there's a few dreams of Sarah's in here. Yeah. Because here she's dreaming again about Miguel.
01:14:22
Speaker
And Miguel does the, does the box move, you know. He sits up in his belly. you know and Breaks open.
01:14:33
Speaker
Well, this might be because fucking Steel's been scrambling them guts. He's been all up in them guts. Steel's been tickling that belly button from the inside.
01:14:51
Speaker
hes got them guts all scrambled up. So, so, so she, and she knows this. So she has her dream where she has like a, uh, a mixed dream where she knows that steel is gaping out. Miguel.
01:15:10
Speaker
And she saw Vox earlier. Right. So she puts the two together and in her dream, Miguel, you know, this is kind of like the dream I had about Dawn of the Day of the Dead and ah humanoids from the deep. She had a dream. Exactly like it. um Yep. She had a dream about Vox and Miguel getting his guts scrambled by steel. This is exactly what I thought when you were telling me about your dream.
01:15:37
Speaker
Yeah. You thought that Miguel had been getting gaped out so much that when he sits up, his guts just spill out of his stomach. Yep.
01:15:48
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Steel does have the biggest piece of meat in a cave. It wasn't until Logan went in there. and Yeah, so Sarah wakes up, like, you know, scared or whatever, and Miguel starts talking shit to her, man. He's like,
01:16:07
Speaker
crow over the corner and he's done, man. get is Tell her that she's afraid that she's full of shit. Sarah's like, quit being a fucking bitch.
01:16:19
Speaker
Jesus Christ. This is where they break up. yeah yeah this This is kind of where they break up. It's like, I'm fucking done with you, bitch.
01:16:30
Speaker
And she's like, get the fuck. You know what? In this scenario, I'm not gonna lie. She could do anything to me. I'd be like, I don't care. I love you.
01:16:43
Speaker
Is I possibly the only woman left in the world? You ain't breaking up with her You have to cry yourself to sleep every night listening to Rhodes.
01:16:55
Speaker
Rhodes and Sarah going at it. Marathon style.
01:17:00
Speaker
Right? I mean... You'd have to. You'd regret that breakup immediately. Yeah. Sarah goes on her like little walk to air out And of course, you know, or Z breaks out into the hallway.
01:17:18
Speaker
Yeah. yeah After she walks by Logan's lab, this you know, and going fucking batshit. And then she's like walking by and like, yeah, they're huge fucking ball of fight just breaks into the hallway.
01:17:32
Speaker
ah Yeah. they For whatever reason. Yeah, oh, well, we know why. i know. Jealousy. It's another lover's quarrel. Yeah, another one.
01:17:44
Speaker
This could be a soap opera. ah Right, and and and bully
01:17:52
Speaker
Billy finds her in the hall, and yeah he tries to get her give her a little drink. i Maybe he's roofing her. Maybe. Yeah, he's, you know... But he takes her back to Billy and John's sex camper. Their sex dungeon.
01:18:09
Speaker
like They've just been slowly like stealing everybody's shit like all this time. I mean, you know think about it. You're stuck down there. you would You'd do the same thing. you know like Go rummaging through everybody's storage.
01:18:23
Speaker
ah just like You know what I'm saying? I thought you meant shacking up with John and... Well, no, but you know, fucking making some kind of shit. I mean, come on. um I'm surprised no one else did that. Like, you know, they gotta be having some fun. Yeah, the, their little, the Ritz.
01:18:43
Speaker
Yeah, the Ritz. It's written, it's written like in like some kind of. is awesome. And they're getting shit face down there. I wonder how much alcohol they have.
01:18:55
Speaker
And ah Sarah, as soon, just typical, they break up and she's off getting drunk with two guys.
01:19:08
Speaker
You know what's going on there. She's about to get Chinese finger cuffed. Listen, she's not going out a couple guys. She's just going out with a cup for a couple of drinks with her friends.
01:19:21
Speaker
Yeah, those yeah the those friends. but That's the old story. Yeah. No, they're just friends. Billy and John are going to be high-fiving with her in between.
01:19:38
Speaker
Shit.
01:19:42
Speaker
I'm just saying if this was real life, those drinks that they're giving her would not be ah not roofied, right?
01:19:55
Speaker
I don't know. I think there's definitely
01:20:01
Speaker
there's definitely like one or two scenes cut out of this movie. If you added one or two scenes to this, it would change the entire movie. Yeah. Like, show her when she's going on her little adventure before she meets up with Billy.
01:20:19
Speaker
Yeah. she oh Like, if she if there was just, like, a five-second scene where she opened the door, whoops, oh, because Steel is butt-fucking-rickles,
01:20:32
Speaker
and she walks in on it, oh, oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Because the movie almost seems like they did cut that out.
01:20:44
Speaker
She like busts She like opens the door and it's good. ah rickles You are a throwback steal. Rickles got a ball gag in his mouth and steal has got a fucking blonde wig on.
01:20:59
Speaker
He's good. Yeah.
01:21:04
Speaker
Oh, Jesus Christ.
01:21:10
Speaker
ah So yeah, they're sitting there. and Sarah immediately sits down. This is when I'm talking about the lawnmower and shit, right? So Billy, like...
01:21:22
Speaker
diverts her away from like all the chaos with all the soldiers. Cause clearly it's a ticking time bomb brings them to their hidden hideout that she's had no, idea she's done. and Yeah. The sex dungeon that she has had no idea about the entire time they've been there. Right.
01:21:39
Speaker
yeah And I would assume and I, well, I would assume they've walked by it several times. you would think it's a, it's apparently by the, uh, corral.
01:21:50
Speaker
Allegedly. Billy, when he diverted her and was taking him back there, he was like he was like, I'm sorry, i gotta a I gotta blindfold you so you don't know where where our place is at.
01:22:07
Speaker
She was like, I understand. it Instead of a blindfold, he puts a ball gag in her mouth. Yeah. He goes, does this smell like chloroform to you? it says he just ball gags her. She was she's like,
01:22:24
Speaker
like I can see where we're going. He was like, no, you can't. is what he's like She's like Rickles earlier in the movie. Like, don't know. ah ah So anyway, yeah, let's let's get back.
01:22:40
Speaker
She immediately sits down starts bitching to John about like, why don't you pick it up your end of the way? And he's like, listen, you know, I don't want anything to do with this.
01:22:51
Speaker
You know, like, and he proves it wrong on everything. Like, that everything's a waste of time. Like, everything they're doing doesn't mean anything. I love John's speech. It's one of those scenes that for me is like, man, it's, it's one of the scenes that I look forward to whenever I watch this. I yeah love it.
01:23:15
Speaker
He's like, it's perfect, dude. It's awesome. Now here you come. Here you come with a whole new set of charts and graphs and records. What you gonna do? Bury them down here with all the other relics of what once was.
01:23:29
Speaker
And I love when he said he says, get some babies. hey You know, because he doesn't say make some because he he's like, ooh, icky.
01:23:42
Speaker
well We'll find maybe john maybe Billy will do it. Yeah. ah He goes, we start over. Get some babies. Yeah.
01:23:55
Speaker
Yeah, that's awesome, man. being mild wide umstone And then I love that part, too, because in the far background, you can hear all the zombies going. good
01:24:08
Speaker
And did you notice any of the bats? Yeah, I did. Those are ah mechanical birds on strings. Excellent.
01:24:20
Speaker
There's one scene in the movie where you can see one falling to the ground. I think it's when they're in the when they're in the corral and they're escaping. Yeah. but Yeah, that's cool.
01:24:32
Speaker
It's just dark shit. Fucking nerd. For the nerds. That one's for the nerds. Those are mechanical birds. Those are birdies.
01:24:44
Speaker
Birdies. Those are birdies. That's how he's sweet as chef.
01:24:51
Speaker
That's all we need is a fourth accent. We got yeah Sarah, Billy, and John. So Caribbean, i scott Irish. Irish. And Pennsylvania.
01:25:04
Speaker
and pennsylvania Yeah, there you go Kinda. i don't know. I'm from there. I don't know. I don't know.
01:25:16
Speaker
don't know. Logan. Logan. Anyway, this is where we finally get to meet Bub. Yeah, Mr. Bub. Officially.
01:25:29
Speaker
Probably the best zombie ever. Maybe. And it's funny because Logan goes into, he goes, is this is Bub. And he's like talking about him. And then he goes into like how his parents, like basically. His dad.
01:25:47
Speaker
Yeah. His dad. get He named Bub after his father. Yeah. Cause he was accomplished and there was money in research. Yeah. yeah There's no money in research. And you can tell that like that's set with him all of his life.
01:26:06
Speaker
Yeah. He's living under his dad's thumb. There was a cool thing. i had this DVD of this movie. It was... I don't know if I... I think I got it again.
01:26:19
Speaker
have to go look. um Is it was called Leather Buddies? and Not that one. But it was a special edition of All the Dead, and it had like a whole notebook that came with it that had all Logan's notes and like all these random writings.
01:26:39
Speaker
And if I um remember correctly, there was like a special feature on there that like had like recordings of Logan, but I might be remembering that wrong. All that might, may have been written down on that notebook, but it was really, really cool.
01:26:53
Speaker
Cause you kind of got to see inside Logan's head to see that he was going batshit. oh yeah The only other movie I think I can remember.
01:27:06
Speaker
ah Shit, I can't even think of his name. Because he's passed away now. But um Logan, he was in The Crazies, the original one. Yeah.
01:27:19
Speaker
He was the diddler. The diddler. He was the diddler. course.
01:27:26
Speaker
ah He had the relations with his daughter. Yuck.
01:27:33
Speaker
oh Now that we got completely off track. Completely. yeah you know um sorry yeah Well, there's always a um nod like George Romero and Stephen King.
01:27:49
Speaker
you know yeah all Yeah, I love that. The toothbrush, the razor, and the copy of Salem's Lot. yeah Yeah, they always kind of give each other a little nod.
Film Remake and Sci-Fi Channel Era
01:28:00
Speaker
when i When I tell people that I read that book, like, the scene when Bub picks it up, that's usually what I mean. Hello, Aunt Alicia.
01:28:18
Speaker
Bub, it'd be funny this was a film.
01:28:25
Speaker
and joe ah It'd be funny if um this was a... ah Well, I almost said it would suck if they remade this, but they did remake it.
01:28:39
Speaker
Unfortunately. And did fucking suck. And there's a way there's like a part two. Yeah, I think there's at least two of them. Yeah. And and the first one, when it came out, I bought it and it's sitting on my shelf.
01:28:53
Speaker
And I open it's opened, but I don't think I've ever watched it the whole way through because it's so fucking stupid.
01:29:05
Speaker
that was that That was that sci-fi channel shit that was like going on back in the day because they didn't say that was during the same era that they did ah The Return of Living Deads. Both of those that fucking raved to the grave and... is like i don't know what you're talking about.
01:29:22
Speaker
I don't either. i think I was having a dream about that movie and remake of Day of the Dead. Yeah. Well, yeah like your dreamy had i think the one I have is the one with Bing Rames in it.
01:29:41
Speaker
Oh, that's Bing Rames. That's Dawn of the Dead remake. Right. But he was also in a Day of the Dead remake. Oh, yeah. I don't know that.
01:29:51
Speaker
That's stupid. That gives me another reason not to watch it because that's really dumb. Well, i he was great in the Dawn of the Dead remake. Yeah, but why would you put him in Day of the Dead?
01:30:02
Speaker
He just, I think he was just a fan fan and he wanted to be in it for that, but I bought it. I bought it and I have it, but I couldn't.
01:30:13
Speaker
I remember there was a scene where a zombie was crawling like a spider on the wall. Yeah. And I think that's the only memory I have of it but because I've obviously not watched it again if I even finished it.
01:30:30
Speaker
Oh, It is such a fucking flaming bag of shit. That's when, you know, when those moments happen, you know you can always call and say ah hello to your Aunt Alicia. I'll go, Kevin, I was assaulted.
01:30:49
Speaker
i was subjected to this garbage. You were fucking, you're, you're, you're coming, walking up to me. You're cold, stepping up to me. Like fucking, what Victor and dead next door. Yeah. The sweet boy. i fucking. The sweet.
01:31:12
Speaker
Mr. The one that had anemia. How'd you get to be so sweet?
01:31:22
Speaker
I fuck bob i love that Logan says that he remembers everything he used to. yeah No, he fucking doesn't.
01:31:33
Speaker
Man, dude, Howard Sherman was at Cinema Wasteland one year, and he was so fucking nice. and it it like But when I was like talking to him, it was like I was talking to Bub, and him being like as nice as he was wasn't helping anything.
01:31:52
Speaker
so i just ah Does he seem stupid in real life? but No, no, it wasn't like that. No, I guess I came out wrong. So we get we get this part with um with ah Sarah and Fisher, right?
01:32:10
Speaker
but He like Sarah and Ted, right? Like Logan's like, yeah, Fisher. Like the Logan grabs him up. He's like, you guys got to see this.
01:32:22
Speaker
Well, they're over there just like laughing because... um fisher Fisher cracks like, you know, one of the one of the funniest jokes in the world. You know, the the old ah Sarah kind of set it up, but she's like, it's what he's not doing.
Tension and Chaos in 'Day of the Dead'
01:32:40
Speaker
You know, like, oh, making him his... Making him his... Her... His body his lunch.
01:32:51
Speaker
And she goes, yes. ah and they both start giggling and motherfucking Rose pops in there like what the fuck are you doing completely cock blocks Fisher am I wrong because Fisher was like getting in there dude trying but wrote yeah because she's freshly single he wants to be the rebound but Rhodes walks by and he hears fucking Martin and they're going hey yeah they're giggling yeah yeah he got her laughing that that's yeah good enough I mean really in the he was he was uh what they say gooning at that point
01:33:37
Speaker
He's like, I i know she likes this. Fisher's over there fucking gooning the entire time. like especially when Rhodes walked in.
01:33:46
Speaker
Fisher. Fisher was almost there. wrote Rhodes was like, leave him. Leave my man's alone.
01:33:57
Speaker
my band he was ah He wasn't cock blocking Sarah. He was or he wasn't cock blocking Fisher. He was cock blocking Sarah. Yeah. I get away from my man.
01:34:11
Speaker
Well, this is the scene where it's like, why do they cooperate after this? Because Logan is clearly insane. but he's But he's showing results. And that's what makes Rhodes a man of his word.
01:34:31
Speaker
Right? He's technically showing him results, even though he's sus as fuck, right? He's completely suspect. He's given him a fucking chance.
01:34:43
Speaker
Kevin just called Rhodes a golden girl. i did, didn't I? You called him Rose. Yeah, I did. Now I can't unsee it
01:34:58
Speaker
grow
01:35:02
Speaker
a i I just love because this whole fucking scene is basically Rhodes is his face so facial expressions is what we're all thinking exactly perfectly casted for this role dude because he's just like What the fuck is this?
01:35:26
Speaker
You know, again. hey You fucking asshole. and And this is where ah Logan finally gets Bub to say hello, Aunt Alicia. Yeah.
01:35:39
Speaker
Right? In front of them. And they're just like, they're... Steel's like, what the fuck is this, man? Are you fucking kidding me right now? Right. I don't know that they're impressed by that. They're more like confused.
01:35:55
Speaker
Yeah, or stewing, because they're like, again, we we gave them a deadline, and this is what they're fucking doing. Jerking each other off. You fucking jerking each other off, chowdy. Jerking each other off with this Greek salad.
01:36:13
Speaker
And Bub, because he remembers everything he used to, salutes Rhodes. Right. And Rhodes, like a fucking... normal human thing, doesn't salute him back.
01:36:27
Speaker
You want me to salute that pile of walking pus? Salute my ass. Your ignorance is exceeded only by your charm, Captain. Yeah, he's like, you want me to salute that bag of pus?
01:36:41
Speaker
You fucking bag of cum. Yeah. Then he fucking takes Sarah's gun and empties the bullets, right? Well, yeah, cause because he he just looks... This is like how sporadic Logan is. He just looks right over to Sarah right after a five-minute introduction to this fucking zombie that's a one-trick pony, right? So we think.
01:37:05
Speaker
And he immediately looks over to Sarah and says... Go ahead. Give him your gun. Take the bullets out. Give him your gun. You know, like, okay, here we go. and he immediately fucking aims it at fucking Rhodes, you know, wrong fucking answer.
01:37:21
Speaker
i guy. Cause, cause he didn't salute him. Yeah. fucking Yeah. he but He's an enemy at that point. He's dressed in military attire and he didn't salute back. So then he's a dying enemy.
01:37:37
Speaker
and And it's weird, too, because you know when he fires a gun and ah does it doesn't fire, it doesn't kill Rhodes, he looks fucking scared when Rhodes points a gun at him.
01:37:52
Speaker
Fuck yeah, because he doesn't have anything to shoot. He's about to die. Well, it's because he remembers everything he used to. Yeah, exactly. Bullshit.
01:38:05
Speaker
But fucking ah Logan stands in front of the gun. Yeah, he breaks up. He breaks up the party. He's like, you ain't fucking.
01:38:17
Speaker
This is the only thing I got in this whole goddamn cave that I'm fucking plowing every night. You ain't killing it. Yeah, is my baby. I finally got one. Yeah.
01:38:30
Speaker
he's just I finally got one. He's just training them to fucking take it. So we're and we're in the community center at this point.
01:38:41
Speaker
The bingo hall. And Logan's trying to explain what he's doing, which i everyone would have to be crazy because...
01:38:53
Speaker
they they still they still fucking um They still go along with this shit, even after all they've seen. They still agree to get him more fucking zombies.
01:39:06
Speaker
Again, they're following orders. you know That makes sense, though, because they're kind of following orders you know from everything still. He's trying to, but That's why like I'm kind of on Rhodes' side to the end of it because they tried everything and everything's been fucked.
01:39:24
Speaker
What the fuck is wrong with you people? They're dead! They're fucking dead and you want to teach them tricks? Well, you know, um this is kind of like the turning point of the movie because when they...
01:39:41
Speaker
When they go back to the corral, the zombie, the the little thing they've set up to capture the zombies. Yeah. That's where, that's why I was like, why the fuck are they still doing this for him?
01:39:53
Speaker
Yeah. Because the only reason they're there is for Logan and Logan is clearly fucking crazy. Oh, dude. Yeah. He's, he's off his fucking rocker.
01:40:04
Speaker
Also, why is Miguel there? And why is he fucking holding the pole again? Because they're low on manpower because they keep killing all their fucking people.
01:40:16
Speaker
At this point, Miller and Johnson are there too. Yeah, I know. They're not doing shit. the lawn boys down. That's like how short a help they have. Well, they were like, well, we got to find a way to kill these guys off.
01:40:32
Speaker
And they probably said, fuck it. We ain't mowing the lawn anymore. Fuck Sarah. That was probably one of the first orders that went in when fucking Rhodes came into power. He was like, you know what? Fuck that lawn.
01:40:44
Speaker
And he was like, well, what about my garden? He was like, you can keep your garden. Fuck that lawn. He's like, all right, then we're hanging out down here. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Right. It's like in the morning, you know, when you wake up and you're like, I don't have to go to work if I kill myself. Yeah.
01:41:00
Speaker
Yeah. You know, like everybody thinks he's like, I wouldn't, I don't have to mow the lawn if I fucking die today. Yeah. If I go down here and help. and That is a big lawn to be fair. It is. That's a lot. It looks like a lot bullshit. ah You got a bunch you got a bunch assholes on the fence yelling shit at you the whole time. He wants to deal with that.
01:41:23
Speaker
Well, and you got a freshly shaven chest, so you're gonna sunburned. don't have that hair to protect you anymore. yeah um Unless they brought some back, there's no suntan lotion down there.
01:41:40
Speaker
ah He got his pump on just for the just for the shot. yeah Now he's gonna get sunburned. yeah Fuck that shit. Struggles. don't know.
01:41:52
Speaker
I don't know, but ah Miguel, it seems like somebody set him up. i yeah I think Rickles or somebody weakened that goddamn dog collar whatever they have on the end of that pole.
01:42:05
Speaker
Yeah. Because this time it wasn't his fucking fault. He didn't drop it. He was right. And that goddamn zombie, ah fucking poll the the goddamn collar breaks and the zombie goes right for Miller.
01:42:21
Speaker
Absolutely. Who we don't really know until this point. yeah He's like cannon fodder. but ah Put a fucking Miller. Miller goes down and as he's going down, he fucking pulls the trigger on his gun and kills Johnson.
01:42:37
Speaker
Right. So this is this zombie just took out two people. And then Sarah executes it. Yeah. But fucking Miguel starts losing his mind because of course he's going to get blamed for it.
01:42:53
Speaker
Absolutely. That's why they set him up. And he does that shit like, uh, Steven and, uh, and, uh, Dawn of the dead when he swings the hammer at that zombie at the airport.
01:43:06
Speaker
Yeah. It's kind of, he's kind of reckless, you know, and ends up getting himself bit. Cause he's just being fucking stupid. Yeah. be Yeah. Just being dummy.
01:43:18
Speaker
But he goes on, he goes running off. Sarah's chasing after him. He's screaming with the zombie bite. ah Yeah, that'd probably be how I would react if I got bit by one. I'd be running away it just for no reason.
01:43:32
Speaker
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Zombie bit me! Steel finally gets to take Miller. Yeah.
01:43:44
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Fucking. Who says that? I've seen a million movies and nobody's ever said, take me. I don't want to be one of them. Take me.
01:43:55
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And Steel deal probably starts unzipping his pants. He's like, no, I mean, kill me. Don't let this happen. Don't let this happen to me.
01:44:09
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I want to be one of them. Take me. Please take He goes,
01:44:21
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Maybe it's like ah those people, ah like, what they say, like, if a plane's going down, yeah you're in a plane and it's going down, we're just going to start buttfucking everybody.
01:44:33
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Right. the Steele Miller was like, I just want to be buttfucked one more time.
01:44:43
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Take me. Ah! Yeah. Probably
01:44:52
Speaker
one of the coolest fucking scenes in the movie when ah Miguel is running towards the sex camper. Yeah. And fucking Sarah's chasing after him.
01:45:04
Speaker
But when ah John grabs Miguel, Sarah fucking knocks him out with that fucking... I don't think she could lift that rock up. Dude, she fucked him up.
01:45:15
Speaker
see Damn, kill him. She hit him twice. This whole fucking scene's awesome, dude, because Sarah's just like holding it. She's like, fuck you, cuts his arm off, fucking machete, and then fucking torches that fucker.
01:45:33
Speaker
Yeah, and he wakes up in the middle of it. Jesus Christ, could you imagine? Well, the thing is, too, and nerd shit, but if you get bit your heart beats that blood would have already.
Emotional Breakdown and Survival Measures
01:45:49
Speaker
It's not like it takes an hour for blood to move from your fucking, which was the argument they're having. You know what I'm saying? Like, but yeah, hey it would have been way too late. She would have had to have done it immediately. Yeah.
01:46:05
Speaker
Like within a second, especially with them running. Right. So everything's pumping faster. Yeah, she would have had to have cut his arm off within a second. of Which, I mean, I think that that's accurate because we don't really know.
01:46:18
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ah you know what I'm saying? Like, if, you know, if she stopped it or not, you know, we don't really know, but right better safe than sorry, you know? But, you know, the whole the whole crew shows up to the The sex camper.
01:46:36
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Oh, yeah. The one-eyed Jax. It's booty time. Booty time, booty time. Yeah, yeah. They have a standoff because they're like, you got to kill that motherfucker because he's going to turn. And they have this big standoff and they basically tell him like, look, you're not coming back here.
01:46:56
Speaker
you know, we don't want shit to do with you. you know, basically the wall is put in place. Well, other than Logan, right? but Logan kind of caused everything to happen.
01:47:10
Speaker
This call that Rhodes makes is the worst thing he ever does because he spares Miguel. And that basically... Bites him in the booty later.
01:47:25
Speaker
Yep, that ruins everything. you They should have fucking killed him right there. And ah the movie would have been... would this is a scene where fucking Laurie Cardill, she's fucking a great actress for...
01:47:52
Speaker
You know, there's something about George Romero and the ah people he casts in these movies. Yeah. They're like no names, but they're fucking great actors. They they are, man. They all fit their roles like perfectly.
01:48:05
Speaker
And when she breaks down after after the scene ends, when she just breaks down, ah I'm always like, man, that is out. It's for real, too, because she finally she finally has her break.
01:48:19
Speaker
Yeah, that that's exactly what... Miguel woke up for a second and looked at her and he was like, told you. You're scared, you bitch.
01:48:30
Speaker
He goes, someone fucking bit me, man. He's like, someone's scared, bitch. ah oh Who's Sony now? He's like, who's Sony now?
01:48:41
Speaker
So do you think oh sarah Sarah and Billy got got to go find some medicine for Miguel? Let's be honest here. They're going for morphine.
01:48:55
Speaker
i might have but She actually says it. She's like, we gotta get morphine. We gotta get something to fuck this guy up because he's dying. Let me just make him smile one last time. He's all blowed out.
01:49:10
Speaker
Yeah. He's leaking out his ass. Somebody shove a sock in there. He's been gaped out too much. Yeah. He can't hold it in anymore. He's going to fuck up our couch.
01:49:23
Speaker
Yuck.
01:49:26
Speaker
ah but But I like when they play the little tape recorder thing. It's not my stocking. It's my stocking. There, I put away. I put it away, mother, I put it away. Bastard.
01:49:41
Speaker
Recivilized! Recivilized! Take that Take that off! Take that off! like wow
01:49:54
Speaker
Five minutes, mother. Just five minutes. That's kind of like where there are there they're like, maybe Logan's crazy. Yeah, maybe he is. Like this?
01:50:07
Speaker
Like this is what did it? Right. well The little mommy, mommy, you're being bad recording, whatever the fuck it's. Bad baby, bad baby, bad baby.
01:50:22
Speaker
oh
01:50:26
Speaker
ah
01:50:28
Speaker
Bad Logan. Logan's been a bad boy. Yeah, and Billy like fucking sees that one weird-ass zombie that's like in that tank with the hose shoved out its mouth.
01:50:43
Speaker
With his dick out.
01:50:49
Speaker
He's got like, it looks, is it a midget or an alien or something? Because it looks like it's about three foot tall. Yeah, it's all shriveled up. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, maybe it is just dried out. Yeah, he sucked it dry.
01:51:05
Speaker
It's like human jerky. Yeah. i say They sat it on a rock and let it dry out in the sun. Yeah, pretty much.
01:51:15
Speaker
And Billy touches something. And, you know, this is like, uh, I, feel for him because he touches, he puts his hand down and he gets shit all over his fingers like blood.
01:51:28
Speaker
Yeah. Um, I,
01:51:32
Speaker
I was... I was... ah I was using... I used a computer one time work. again And I touched a key that had somebody's jelly on it from a donut or something.
01:51:47
Speaker
And this is the exact same way I felt. I was like, I'm gonna have to cut the end of my fucking finger off. It was like... It was that scene on Ace Ventura when he found out that...
01:52:01
Speaker
Like the crying game. Yeah. Fucking in the shower. Yeah, you're crying. You're in like the the chemical shower at work, like naked. yeah How do you get jelly on the keys?
01:52:17
Speaker
Yeah. Wash your fucking hands.
01:52:22
Speaker
The whole scenario is fucking hilarious. Well, and how much time has passed because Johnson just fucking died and that's his goddamn head under there.
01:52:35
Speaker
Dude, he didn't waste any time, as we see, because, you know, he had Cooper, he had Cooper, like, and they had just got back that day. And Cooper just technically, quote unquote, died that morning.
01:52:47
Speaker
You know what I'm saying? so it Well, it seemed like it was minutes ago. Well, it was earlier in the day. Motherfucker works quick, dude. And ah especially the swap the bodies that quick, you know?
01:53:03
Speaker
Yeah, you already feeding parts of it to Bubby. ah Yeah, or her Bubby. Bubba. Bubba. Yeah. And Sarah goes to shoot it, but he rightfully stops her because it's going to correct grab everybody.
01:53:19
Speaker
Everybody's going run in there like, what the fuck? you know and Yeah, and then it's really going to hit the fans. ah Yeah. And finally, he's like, maybe we should take the helicopter and get the fuck out. Yeah, maybe it might be a good idea.
01:53:35
Speaker
like oh shit. Maybe I really will try to use the radio now. Right. Maybe I will fucking lay off the fucking booze.
01:53:47
Speaker
Yeah. and We all have those epiphanies in life, you know, where we really got to get serious and get straight, you know. And if this is a choose your own adventure, they keep picking the wrong path because then they fucking see Logan in the hallway and follow him to the goddamn lab.
01:54:06
Speaker
It's like you guys are supposed to be getting the fuck out of here. Yeah. If you would have just did that. Just leave be. Just let them all mingle down there together and get the fuck out of there. Right. So they're just fucking jacking off and watching Logan play with Bobby.
01:54:22
Speaker
Leave Miguel because i mean if you take him, he's technically AWOL, so just leave his ass there. You guys all get the fuck out of there. Yeah, fuck Miguel. He he can fuck off.
01:54:34
Speaker
He's been a... Give Miguel to Logan to build him ah new arm and like make him a super soldier. Miguel's a lost cause. Just dump him. Fucking leave with Billy and John.
01:54:51
Speaker
i mean, ah essentially that's what happens anyway, but you know. can give Miguel to Logan. Logan will graft fleshlight to his ban his phantom limb.
01:55:05
Speaker
He'll duct tape a fleshlight to his fucking hub. I just yeah i just could i just like completed a crafting move. This is great.
01:55:18
Speaker
It's duct tape. He suction cups fucking Miguel to the wall of his shower like a Garfield. not like those old Garfield stuffed animals.
01:55:30
Speaker
He just takes a chemical shower next to him. like There's like there's like one of those chemical showers next to where he chains up the zombies and he just showers there with them.
01:55:43
Speaker
but But they see fucking Logan starts feeding shit to Bub. And they're like, what the fuck is he feeding him? And they went when they realize it, finally... Looks good, too. Bub's like, fucking like, you guys want some?
01:56:04
Speaker
okay He's like, man, this shit's good. Yeah.
01:56:10
Speaker
Is that the colonel's recipe? Hoo-wee! And then they finally, one more time, they're like, how about this time we get the fuck out of here?
01:56:24
Speaker
Yeah. But no. They turn to leave, and of course, Rhodes must have been walking by again. Yep. Just taking his stroll with his crew.
01:56:37
Speaker
Yeah. Like they knew, like they knew they would be too. Like, right. You knew they would be patrolling that shit because you guys just like burned up your last life. It was only a matter of time before they were going to come get you guys and shoot all of you anyway, and just make motherfucker fly them out somewhere. You know, like it was only a matter of time and you guys burned it all up getting morphine and dicking around with Logan again.
01:57:03
Speaker
ah Rightfully so. Rhodes takes all their weapons and absolutely and finds out what Logan is feeding a bub. Yeah, he instantly like tunes into it too. He was like, what do you feeding him?
01:57:17
Speaker
He's like, what the fuck? Yeah. And then they open the freezer and there's his fucking, uh, that's Miller. Or that might be, uh, both of them. That might. That was Miller.
01:57:29
Speaker
Was it Miller? Did he have a head? Cause Johnson didn't have a head. have a head No, it was Miller. Okay. um And again, like he didn't have to say anything. He just blasted him.
01:57:41
Speaker
Yep. kick kick kick Yeah. A rat-a-tat-tat.
01:57:47
Speaker
but and Those are my men in there. Those are my men in there. Those are my men in there. My men.
Zombies Overrun and Final Confrontations
01:57:57
Speaker
Those are my men in there!
01:58:00
Speaker
Those are my men you're cutting up. What are you, some kind of weirdo? You some kind wackadoodle? you You some kind of pervert?
01:58:14
Speaker
But apparently it's been one half hour, two half hour. Yeah. Yeah. It's been about one half hour, two half hour, you know, and John's full of chocolate.
01:58:29
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Yeah.
01:58:33
Speaker
you know and ah john's full of chocolate but so
01:58:42
Speaker
All
01:58:48
Speaker
so right. So is my he just, you know, he has this had the this had to happen. Yeah, because to fu fulfill Miguel's fantasy, ah John had to leave.
01:59:03
Speaker
And, uh, you know, so he goes looking for Billy and Sarah and I don't know how far away he gets because it seems like the way the scenes come together that he was about 20 feet away from the camper. Yeah.
01:59:18
Speaker
But you know, he's, he leaves long enough, I suppose.
01:59:25
Speaker
But, uh, absolutely. One half hour, two half hour. Yeah. ah He leaves after one half hour, two half hour. It's so fucking
01:59:49
Speaker
I'm sorry. Miguel stays thin because of all the olive oil. yeah Yeah, absolutely.
02:00:04
Speaker
I would love to see like George Romero, if he had drawn a map of, Because obviously the the cave and the mines in real life are way bigger. There was like 10-acre lake or something down there. was just I want to go there, man, to that mine. You can yeah can drive through it.
02:00:26
Speaker
Right. Yeah. they They give tours. i don't know if they still do. but I think they do. I think it's like you have to like stay in your car, though, now. if You can't just get out. Well, it's right outside of Pittsburgh, I believe. I'll have to look it up and...
02:00:42
Speaker
we' we'll do We'll do a live broadcast from there. We'll go there and our I'll do the trash thing out on the... You'll see what I... You know, because um Miguel eventually meets his fate the same way trash does in Return of the Living Dead. yeah I'll do that. I'll be surrounded by a bunch of old men. I'll do that when they're trying to tell us to leave.
02:01:13
Speaker
Yeah. I'll like, quick, Kevin, distract them with your penis. um I'm going to run.
02:01:22
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I'll be back in one half hour, two half hours.
02:01:28
Speaker
I'm going to have a cigarette for dinner. some And some chocolate.
02:01:38
Speaker
Oh, man. But I'm just saying because, the the you know, when John finds everybody, it's he's at the zombie corral again. So what is the geography here?
02:01:50
Speaker
Because it looks like the zombie corral place is at a dead end. I don't know if it's so much at a dead end. I don't know how they have it configured. It'd be interesting to see somebody like put that together. like just...
02:02:08
Speaker
Anybody out there that's listening, if you're into like crazy stuff like this, like if you can make like a map of like the configuration of where everybody is at, like in this area, I'd like to actually see that like what it would look like where everybody was at, you know?
02:02:28
Speaker
And you know, um, Martin doesn't really have a big role in this movie. Fisher, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But he does have he does have one of the most like ah depressing deaths in the movie.
02:02:44
Speaker
Because Rhodes just fucking executes him. Yeah, absolutely. It ain't shit either. But he's out. ah he's out And if as as a kid, I always thought this was one of the craziest kills in the movie just because of how raw it was. It was out of nowhere to execution.
02:03:08
Speaker
Just it didn't follow a formula, you know, not that we really knew what that was back then, but you didn't see that shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, yeah, it was is good.
02:03:20
Speaker
Again, another reason why this movie was like way ahead of its day and like can still hold up. Yeah, because like I get it when people talk about Dawn of the Dead.
02:03:31
Speaker
It's lighthearted. you know It's almost... ah It's a good introductory movie for yeah anybody. Yeah, it's a good crossover film, kind of. but But Day of the Dead gets really dark in scenes, and this is one of them.
02:03:48
Speaker
Yeah. And you don't really think about it too much when you watch this movie, but this scene is fucking dark. Yeah, it's brutal.
02:04:00
Speaker
Because he he basically... um threatens John with killing all his friends if he doesn't fly them where they want to go which is exactly what they're gonna be probably coming back to anyway you know so yeah they they all could have gotten their asses out of there said fuck McGill and like you know fuck his morphine like let's fucking get on this chopper now right let's fucking wow let's fuel this motherfucker and go right
02:04:32
Speaker
and uh john ah John gives up his weapons and offers to fly them if they let Sarah and Billy go, but he fucking doesn't. Yeah. And Rhodes tells him to put them in the corral, you know, put them in the cave with the zombies.
02:04:51
Speaker
And then Steel beats John up a little bit. Yep. Yeah. Sends him to give him a couple of little rumps and a couple bumps.
02:05:05
Speaker
But, you know, while all this was going on, um because ah Miguel was at the sex camper all alone, he decided he he made a plan.
02:05:19
Speaker
Yep. And he got up and left and he said, ended up setting off some alarms that ironically saves kind of saves Billy's life. ever Yeah. Kind of like saves everybody in a lot of ways.
02:05:35
Speaker
Yeah, because ah the who is it? Miguel Miguel and Steel. No, it's Rickles and Steel go looking to see what the fuck the alarm is going off for.
02:05:48
Speaker
So then it just leaves John with Rhodes and Torres. Right. Yep. Yeah. yeah So, and there are a couple of pussies apparently.
02:06:01
Speaker
Cause John fucks them both up. Yeah. no but Knocks them both out. They ain't shit. They ain't shit. They ain't shit.
02:06:12
Speaker
Slobber knockers. And our boy, uh, our boy Miguel decides to take trashes, uh, death.
02:06:23
Speaker
Yeah. He's like, bo you did you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying? You know, violently and wonder like what would be the most horrible way to die?
02:06:46
Speaker
Bill is like, I try not to think about dying too much. And he goes, well, for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me and start fighting and eating me alive.
02:07:03
Speaker
First, they would start tearing off my clothes. Yeah.
02:07:14
Speaker
its
02:07:16
Speaker
John's like, somebody get some light over here. Miguel's taking off his clothes again.
02:07:24
Speaker
God, dude. Oh my God.
02:07:31
Speaker
oh my god dude ah about you're fucking youre
02:07:38
Speaker
ah ah Oh, my God. Right? I mean, basically, he pulls his shirt off. He's all sweaty. Oh, dude, he's ready.
02:07:49
Speaker
Come and get some of these zombies.
02:07:59
Speaker
Because I'll tell you what. For being the biggest pussy of the whole movie, he goes out like a fucking boss. Yeah, he does, man. He's like, fuck all you motherfuckers.
02:08:13
Speaker
He is like, small price to pay for the smiting of one's foes. Yeah, right. He fucking gets eaten alive just for revenge.
02:08:28
Speaker
My man. He probably fucking drank every vial that he had in there. Why you so stupid, stupid? Oh, my God.
02:08:39
Speaker
Oh, my God.
02:08:47
Speaker
ah it ah oh my god hu oh
02:08:55
Speaker
Holy shit. All right. So where we're at? Well, John knocks Rhodes out and get them two big ass guns and goes to save Sarah and Billy because these are the only three good characters in the fucking movie. Well, Fisher was a good guy. too Yeah.
02:09:16
Speaker
Yeah. but his brains are all over the fucking wall. So we ain't gonna worry. Yeah. I can't really worry about Fisher no more. Get yourself together.
02:09:28
Speaker
Well, well, and Fisher kind of saves Rhodes life because John is about to fucking blow his head off. Yeah. He sees Fisher over there dead and you know, oh dude he got it. He had a perfect, perfect opportunity. Yeah.
02:09:46
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. he He could have killed Rhodes and Torres right there. But I suppose it's good that he didn't because and we wouldn't have the cool deaths that happen, you know, coming up.
02:10:03
Speaker
Spoiler! you shouldn't be listening to this if you haven't watched a fucking movie. Yeah. Because it's the best. Yeah, it is. yoga it's the best yeah And one of my favorite fucking zombie kills is because there's this thing and like you remember when, um, when Sarah cuts Miguel's arm off, when she like scrapes the machete away with the arm, you can hear it. Oh, the scrape on the ground. Yeah.
02:10:32
Speaker
Yeah. It kind of has the same effect here when, uh, He fucking makes a meat shovel. Yeah. Yeah, when he cuts his head, when he cuts a zombie's head in half with the shovel, it kind of has the same, ah sound the sound, sound is just great.
02:10:49
Speaker
And what's even better is when later it shows him running past it, its eyes are going back and forth like, hey, where are you going? They just got the boggling eyes again. Yeah.
02:10:59
Speaker
and Go left and right. They got Dr. Tongue's head. Yeah. Dr. Tongue's eyes. Sarah! Billy!
02:11:11
Speaker
John is yelling for him. yeah i and i never i never could make out ah what their names were when I was younger because the only time he ever really says it is hear it. He goes, Billy!
02:11:29
Speaker
And then you get the hero shot because he gives them the guns and they unload every goddamn bit ammo they had. Yeah, even though they could have just kept running and just saved it. But, you know, that's what we got to do.
02:11:41
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. And and Rhodes Rhodes and fucking Torres finally get to the elevator, you know, because they wake up, wake up and realize their guns and John are gone.
02:11:56
Speaker
Yep. Everything's done. Yeah. And I go to find out what the fuck's going on.
02:12:05
Speaker
And Steel and Rhodes are there. Steel and w Rickles are there having a lover's quarrel. Oh, yeah. I mean, this is the part when Why don't you the box? Why don't you fix it?
02:12:16
Speaker
I thought I told you to fix this earlier. And he was like, don't start sounding like Sarah. And then they started really getting into it. Yeah. I'm trying to fix it, queer. yeah ah Okay, Sarah, I'm fixing it.
02:12:29
Speaker
Rick was just like, don't call me Sarah. Throwback. She was right.
02:12:37
Speaker
I'm trying. I got a big old donger on me.
02:12:44
Speaker
Why don't you take that biggest meat in the cave and fix that fuse box? Huh? Huh? Oh, man. But the this is Miguel.
02:12:57
Speaker
Miguel. Getting eaten alive. Yep. He fucking goes and unlocks the gate. And he's like, all right, come on, guys. He's streaking across the lawn He's covered in hot sauce. Come get some zombies.
02:13:19
Speaker
He's taunting him. Yeah. Why aren't you so stupid? a
02:13:29
Speaker
He just lays down like Mexican Americans don't like to get up early. So they do it real slow.
02:13:41
Speaker
All I could do is keep picturing Cheech through all of this too. And it's fucking cracking me up. the da da
02:13:52
Speaker
Why are you so stupid?
02:13:57
Speaker
Oh, yeah. yeah You know, ah but but besides the point, this is the craziest. the fucking ah The way Miguel goes out, you'd have to he'd have to wear sweatpants to accommodate the size of the fucking balls it would take to do that.
02:14:17
Speaker
Yeah, he might as well not even wear pants at that point. Yeah, let those big fucking hairy nuts drag down. Those things would be the size of bowling balls.
02:14:29
Speaker
So Miguel fucking lowers the elevator after they're all fucking slamming into him and munching him and Rhodes fucking steals the golf cart is just like
02:14:44
Speaker
I love that he floors it. could run faster. now Yeah. yeah ah Right. And then they they run out behind him and they're like, what are we going to do?
02:14:55
Speaker
How about fucking walk at a brisk pace and catch up to him? Yeah. At a brisk pace. Exactly. Like old like lady walking.
02:15:07
Speaker
They got the ski poles. You can catch up to them. Rose jumps on the golf cart and he just fucking floors it. He's like, yeah! Cheese it!
02:15:17
Speaker
yeah And then he locks the fucking... Look! All you have to do is close the door. You didn't have to lock it because zombies probably can't work the knob. yeah I mean, they might be able to.
02:15:34
Speaker
yeah as we As we learned in this movie, they learn. so and they And they learn from their old ways. And that's what stemmed off that theory. Yeah.
02:15:46
Speaker
you know Well, that and Dawn of the Dead because they kept coming back to the mall shopping. Kind of. You know, I don't think that Torres has any lines in the entire movie, does he? I don't think he does.
02:16:01
Speaker
don't either. But, of course, Bub, poor guy, you know, and surprisingly some of the best acting in the movie, Bub finds Logan's corpse.
02:16:15
Speaker
And you're kind of like, you poor guy. Yeah. He's like, oh, my my papa's gone. Then he finds the gun. Papa! Yeah.
02:16:29
Speaker
Yeah, he finds the gun. and It's fucking great, man. Bub is...
02:16:39
Speaker
there's There's a lot of people that love The Walking Dead that have no fucking idea that this is what it was all based on. yeah set a lot of standards, man.
02:16:51
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, although Robert Kirkman admits that he basically just wrote The Walking Dead as a continuation of Night of the Living Dead, he he he doesn't try to hide that he didn't write.
02:17:06
Speaker
And that's fine. Yeah, that's how it should be. I mean, that's completely fine. I'd be the same way. Like, fuck it. No, ah what I wanted that what if, that what if series, you know? Right. It's it's ah almost like The Walking Dead is fan fiction. But they did get K&B to work on it. So, I mean, it it is it is a part of the... It's just Walking Dead kind of sucks.
02:17:30
Speaker
You know, it was good at first. I'm not going to get into that because I'll go off on a tangent about that show. That's a whole other five hours of talking because...
02:17:43
Speaker
Jesus Christ, did that show fucking take And then going into the music theory of that show. ah Yeah. Let's build a snowman. We can make make him our best friend.
Special Effects and Film's Ending
02:17:58
Speaker
So, Torres, you know, Bob finds Logan's quartz. Everything's hip hit. Shit's hitting the fan. Zombies are fucking everywhere. Torres. Big fine alley. Big fine ale.
02:18:10
Speaker
Yeah, big fine ale. We finally see the reason for Torres as he gets his head pulled off. You know i'm saying? Like, And I fucking love that they did the high pitch.
02:18:22
Speaker
Oh, they pitched his voice up as his head was getting amazing scene, dude. Like it was all for this man seeing this shit for the first time. incredible the effects were just off the fucking chain off the chain well well and um I imagine because in the 80s you know there was no ah extreme horror wasn't really a thing know it was super underground still you had to really dig
02:18:54
Speaker
ah Yeah, this was really close. I mean, it doesn't seem that bad now. It set a bar for as popular as it was, even being underground back in the day, you do Day of the Dead. like It was staple.
02:19:07
Speaker
When this came out, this end scene was fucked up, man. there ah Yeah, it was. Torres gets his fucking head ripped off, and when Rickles... Rickles gets his fucking face peeled. Oh, incredible.
02:19:22
Speaker
yeah And he's like laughing and shit. oh and And I have this on Blu-ray and it still looks great. You know, it's one of those movies that you can, I mean, you can tell it's a special. They put a lot work into it, man. Yeah.
02:19:38
Speaker
They really took their time with this shit. Yeah, because if you watch this on VHS, it all just looks fucking real. But even on Blu-ray, it looks pretty good. Yeah.
02:19:48
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It still holds up. Yeah. It's so amazing. I mean, and I love when Steel is running around shooting his gun. He's like flicking it. he And he's getting headshots. He's like, bang, bang, bang. He's doing. Yeah, he's he's actually mouthing the bang, bang, bang.
02:20:07
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He's not like pointing it. He's flicking his gun and firing it like this motherfucker doesn't. Bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang. Bang.
02:20:21
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I got you. I'm a cupid. You puss bag pile of shit. Yeah.
02:20:29
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But. oh Bub shoots a fucking steel. He's like, oh, my God. what the fuck's happening? Well, I wonder, i it always looks like symbolism to me, even though I know it probably isn't, but Steel gets cornered, and he, well, he gets bit, and then he gets cornered and shoots himself, but it always looked to me like he shot himself in front of three crucifixes.
02:20:56
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Yeah.
02:21:00
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It's, it's pretty, it's a pretty cool shot, yeah honestly. You know? And, uh, the two, the two, the people with the beef, like, they'd have, uh, fucking...
02:21:15
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rap songs about each other nowadays Rhodes and Bub yeah they went from the ah two coasts they'd have disc tracks yeah I need to get AI to write a disc track but walked all the way across from California fucking Rhodes is from Pennsylvania so they're like having like these disc tracks from each coast I get AI to write a diss track of Bub and Rhodes.
02:21:43
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Yeah.
02:21:45
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But Bub fucking ah Rhodes out of ammo. He's trying to fucking load his gun and Bub just starts blasting. Oh, dude. Yeah. He's just like, fuck you, motherfucker. Yeah.
02:21:58
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yeah He shoots him a couple times, right? Yeah. shoots him in his back and Rhodes is just like egging him on like as he should he's going down you know like fighting essentially and opens that fucking door. And it's like all those zombies that he did. The face is like, Holy shit.
02:22:20
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And then just gets swept away in a sea of zombies and gets torn apart and tell them, tell them all to fucking choke on it the entire way down. on um Yeah. so tell god
02:22:38
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So let me ask you something here because um I know that ah this might be breaking news. Dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee.
02:22:50
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Watch this scene again. And the zombie on the left-hand side is Torres. He's got the motorcycle helmet on. yeah um he was a ah stunt guy on He was one of the stunt guys on this movie.
02:23:05
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But that's the guy that played Torres. Oh, yeah. Yeah, well, one night when he... They had him do it because he's a stunt and one of the stunt guys, one of the effects guys, so they he would know where to rip Rhodes apart.
02:23:22
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yeah But watch this scene because he fucking pulls a rubber chicken out of him. Oh, shit. Really? why it is like... two frames or something, but watch when he grabs in his stomach and holds it up.
02:23:40
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He is fucking holding some guts and shit, but there's a rubber chicken in there. That's pretty awesome. because i was watching this a while back and i had uh with the commentary and tom savini during the scene was making a joke about them pot joking about putting a rubber chicken in him you know yeah and then when this when the scene happens him and george romero was like wait a minute that looked like a rubber chicken and he was like
02:24:11
Speaker
Son of a bitch. Somebody stuck the rubber chicken in there. Watch the fucking scene. He pulls a fucking rubber chicken out of Rhodes.
02:24:22
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Yeah.
02:24:24
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It's covered in gore and it's got fucking intestines and shit all over it. But you can see there's a rubber chicken in there. Yeah. It's fucking great. but But like every Romero movie, after everybody, after all the people that are gonna get killed gets killed, you know, he has the little montage of... The destruction. The aftermath kind of thing.
02:24:51
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There's a scene where, blink and you'll miss it, but... um There's a shot where there's like a gurney in the foreground, I think, and just a hallway in the back.
02:25:02
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But you'll see a zombie walk by and a scarf hanging. That's George Romero's cameo. ah ah Just as scarf.
02:25:13
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That's funny. Yeah, fucking... He said as he got older, he just didn't want his face. He didn't want to see his face anymore. so So his cameo is just from the waist down.
02:25:27
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Oh, yeah. Definitely. But, finally, escape. And I want to visit this, too, if we can. Apparently, this silo, this missile silo, is just outside of Pittsburgh.
02:25:42
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Oh, okay. where where Billy, John, and Sarah are escaping, that where they climb up that ladder. it's always It's always a good scene because I love the music.
02:25:55
Speaker
I love the score of this movie. I need to get it on vinyl. It's fucking great. I know it's contentious because it's kind of ah Caribbean sounding.
02:26:06
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Porn music. are At parts, yeah. But I love it. ah fucking I've seen this movie so many times. sometimes i just like Sometimes I just play it to have the soundtrack going in background.
02:26:21
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But, you know, they get out and run to the helicopter. And this is this is why... so um You know, because ah when they get to the helicopter, the zombies jump out and grab Sarah.
02:26:36
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Yeah. That's like what I was saying the book end, because I don't think that happened at all. Yeah. I think she, because she wakes up after that, I think she was just having a nightmare of what could have happened. Yeah.
02:26:55
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When they were escaping. Because it's kind of like at the beginning, she wakes up from a nightmare where she's being grabbed by zombies. Yeah. then Then here at the end of the movie, it happens again.
02:27:08
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and i was always confused watching this, like, well, what the fuck just happened? yeah did they die or are they in, are they dead here? Yeah. But I think what happens here is this is you seeing her nightmare of what could have happened.
02:27:28
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Right. Because what really happened is they just made it to the helicopter and escape. But she has night, she has a reoccurring nightmare. yeah yeah PTSD, all that.
02:27:39
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Yeah. As you would. So, So basically, the movie probably really ends. They just get to the helicopter and fly to whatever fucking island they're on. Yeah. wait Which is great because i like movies with sad endings, but I also like movies with logical endings where this, the whole time, everybody that watches this is probably like,
02:28:05
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why don't you take the helicopter and go somewhere like an island or something? And that's exactly what they fucking do. Yup. they do exactly They do exactly like what everybody says to do in the whole fucking movie anyway.
02:28:21
Speaker
But yeah, ah you know, it it kind of ends with the ah typical like fucking John is fishing and Billy's feeding the seagulls. Yeah.
02:28:35
Speaker
And the only thing that is different than what I would expect is Sarah still has her clothes on. sa Yeah. but But she marks the calendar and it's November 4th. So this whole movie took four days.
02:28:55
Speaker
Yeah, we we came in right at the fucking tail end of the insanity. Yeah. Yeah, so... Or right when it was getting ready to really... It was getting ready to burst.
02:29:07
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When everything was falling apart. Yeah. It went from shitty... Well, it's not like everything was great. I mean, everything went from shitty to fucking unbearable to just disastrous. You know, I mean, it wasn't... Well, you know, like Dawn of the Dead, it's like they're all...
02:29:27
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on the run you know it starts out like chaos like everybody's getting the fuck out of town kind of shit yeah trying to find refuge and then we see a build up and everybody just getting settled and then you know we see all the fucking chaos ensue in this one they're like in the middle of it you know what I'm saying like they're everything's fucked you know Yeah, in this one, you could assume that they are the last people alive on Earth, you know?
02:29:56
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They're close to it. Right, with Night of the Living Dead, like, at the end, it seems like they've got it all sorted out. Yeah, there's still people. With Dawn of the Dead, they're in the middle of it.
02:30:08
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Yeah. But it's not super serious, but it is at the beginning of the collapse, so everything's kind of falling apart. And in this one, it's just everything's fucked.
02:30:20
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Yeah. It's who knows how long has passed since it started. Right. and like And like I said, yeah, this is all cliche and all that bullshit now, but it wasn't when this came out.
02:30:33
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Yeah. You had to be there, kiddos. Yeah, had to be there. It was it was pretty amazing. Yeah, these movies really were special back then, but I can understand why somebody would see them nowadays and be like, not another fucking zombie movie, right?
02:30:54
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Yeah, it's fucking great. enough It's not another zombie movie. This is one of the best. Yeah, it's definitely one of the best. Yeah, don't watch the new shit. Watch this.
02:31:05
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Dawn of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead, Night the Living Dead. You know, the good ones. Yep. oh Back when they weren't just making it. Back when people that didn't like this shit wasn't making Back when they didn't have money to make a movie, but they made money for making a movie and still didn't see anything from it until like fucking 15 years later. Yep.
02:31:25
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yeah Yeah, but, you know. Anyway, that was one of our favorite movies. Absolutely. That's why this ran on for so long. Because we fucking love it.
02:31:38
Speaker
Love it. Yeah. I will fucking take it and let it eat me alive. I will take this movie and put it in my rectum.
02:31:52
Speaker
And make love to it all night long.
02:31:59
Speaker
anyway if you if you want to call me a jackass call kev make fun of kevin for being sick yeah make fun email ah yeah yeah actually i'll forget about being sick by the time you guys hear this anyway so it'll be a fun like it'll be a fun like remembrance I'm going to say this.
02:32:23
Speaker
If you've listened to this up to this point, email us ah dead notes podcast at at gmail.com and tell us that you've listened to this. yeah Otherwise, I'm going to think that nobody sat through this whole fucking thing. all right I'll email us.
02:32:44
Speaker
yeah I've listened to every episode up to here. You'll be like, I listened. what on Come on, man. Come on, man. If you can stand to listen to us for this long, I love you.
02:32:58
Speaker
And I promise that I'm not always sick, even though I've been i've been on, like I think this is my second or third episode. Definitely in my second episode where I'm getting ready be sick. But I promise I'm not always sick, but it sounds that way.
02:33:14
Speaker
yeah Kevin needs to take his vitamins. Maybe I'm anemic like Victor.
02:33:24
Speaker
yeah Kevin needs a hot beef injection.
02:33:31
Speaker
hey there Maybe I'm the bug catcher.
02:33:37
Speaker
yeah You've got a delicate system, my man. But anyway... We're gonna get the funk out of here. That's right.
02:33:48
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Bye. Goodbye. later. Bye. hi