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Mosquito 1994
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Welcome to Deadnotes, tonight we're diving into a bloodsucking B-movie gem from 1994: Mosquito!
An alien meteor crashes in a swamp, mutating ordinary mosquitoes into giant, ravenous monsters with a thirst for human blood. It’s got cheesy effects, over-the-top gore, and a cast that’s just trying to survive the night. Is this low-budget horror a hidden classic or a total buzzkill? Grab your bug spray, because we’re about to find out. Let’s get into it!
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Transcript
Introduction to Dead Notes Podcast
00:00:24
Speaker
Hello, welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin, and with me is the squeeder with the biggest proboscis in the entire horde. Um, you pronounced that wrong, it's proboscis.
00:00:40
Speaker
Proboscis.
00:00:43
Speaker
ah like pro this i like i like biscuits. herbi i'm pro biscuits Hi, I'm Alan, and today we're talking about Mosquito from 1994.
00:00:57
Speaker
Probiscous. Probiscous, you idiot. It's the And i movie and i am Probiscuits.
00:01:13
Speaker
I'm anti-biscous.
00:01:18
Speaker
I've seen you eat some biscuits.
Gunnar Hanson's Role in Mosquito
00:01:21
Speaker
ah The hell you have.
00:01:28
Speaker
This movie stars everyone's favorite chainsaw massacre. Gunner Hanson. Gunner Hanson. Yeah, he was. Yeah, they kind of I think they kind of went, hey, we got Leatherface. Let's make a movie around it. What what ideas you guys have?
00:01:48
Speaker
And they all said big mosquitoes everywhere. Giant squeeters all over the place. Squeeters everywhere.
00:01:59
Speaker
yeah the This is a requested movie and we're happy to do it but because. Yes, it's our first ah official like request and it couldn't have come from ah a more gentlemanly gentleman.
Listener Requests and Nostalgia
00:02:14
Speaker
Yeah.
00:02:16
Speaker
And lover of misqueeters. um Anthony, this one's for you, my dude.
00:02:32
Speaker
But um it's funny because he emailed he emailed us and um i had vaguely remembered seeing this movie. and And I looked through because I still have all the old flyers or programs, whatever you want to call them from the old horror marathons I used to go to. yeah and And I'll take pictures of this for Kevin to put on our Instagram.
1994 Horror Marathon Memories
00:02:58
Speaker
But I found the one from 1994 in Columbus, Ohio at the Drexel North. It's a 24-hour horror marathon, and they played the Midwest premiere of Mosquito.
00:03:13
Speaker
ha you're there for it yep and they and uh gary jones was there but it's been so fucking long i i couldn't tell you what the hell he said yeah i don't remember any of this
00:03:31
Speaker
Yeah. but But I do remember... 1994.
00:03:37
Speaker
Yeah, the funny thing about this is there are a few things that stuck out to me in this horror marathon that I remembered to this day. And one of them was ah the the yeah Texas Chainsaw Massacre callback in this movie, you know, kind of the yeah fan service.
00:03:57
Speaker
And...
Pumpkinhead 2 Premiere Anecdotes
00:03:58
Speaker
And they did Pumpkinhead. We had the Midwest premiere of Pumpkinhead 2, Blood Wings. And I kid you not, this has been 31 fucking years.
00:04:08
Speaker
And I remember, because the girl that played Punky Brewster is in Pumpkinhead 2. And I remember being like, Jesus Christ, Punky Brewster has some giant titties.
00:04:20
Speaker
Holy shit. And then she goes on to like, yeah, that's so funny. And I still remember What ah but a time stamp. Two of them. yeah my the ah My brain remembered the important things. Oh god, dude. 31 fucking years.
00:04:40
Speaker
Yeah. thirty one fucking years yeah And those are the two things that I can recall. Because I vaguely remembered the bit about Mosquito.
00:04:56
Speaker
Because ah I remembered seeing the ah flyer and I remembered it being printed on there. but yeah It was there. That's where I saw it. And they quite um and they played the Tingler, too.
00:05:09
Speaker
And they they
Theater Gimmicks for Horror Films
00:05:10
Speaker
had the seats rigged up so they would vibrate. That's fucking awesome. Yeah, they had ah like a... ah You guys all were just sitting on vibrators?
00:05:22
Speaker
Well, I'm talking about at the movie. Yeah. Not at home. i know. What theater did you go to again? ah You can understand my confusion, right?
00:05:38
Speaker
They were slinging warm yogurt at us. Yeah. The 4D experience. Yeah, you guys were slinging yogurt. Sitting on your vibrators.
00:05:50
Speaker
But, oh obviously, they got Gunnar Hansen in this movie.
Character Analysis of Gunnar Hanson's Role
00:05:54
Speaker
That was a big get. That was a big get at the time. and But I thought about it when I rewatched this. that He should have, because they were trying to... He's kind of a hillbilly in this movie. you know kind of Yeah, he's kind of like a roughneck kind of guy.
00:06:11
Speaker
Yeah, and they kind of... ah hey He even talks about his nephew in the movie being inbred or whatever. But... Yeah. His name's Earl, and I understand that they didn't call him Bubba until Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
00:06:30
Speaker
But it would have been great if they called... If Gunnar Hansen's name in this movie was Bubba. Yeah. I think they missed that. Missed for another like callback, yeah. Yeah.
00:06:41
Speaker
Bubba, Bubba's got a girlfriend.
00:06:46
Speaker
I think it would have been great. But yeah, I don't know. ah Other than that, I mean, there's like... um As far as the cast, you know, Ron Ashton, rhythm, or it says lead guitarist of the Stooges.
00:07:02
Speaker
Yeah, I didn't even know that, so that's weird. Yeah, it's wild. yeah Yeah,
Comedic Elements in Mosquito
00:07:07
Speaker
nobody else has really done too much. Look at me now, mama! Yeah. Was a vocalist for a couple bands. I think he's still in a band called Thrall.
00:07:19
Speaker
but Who, Mike Hard? Yeah, that... the Yeah, Mike Hard. Mike's Hard Lemonade. He looks like Seth Gold from a Hardcore Pawn.
00:07:35
Speaker
a Kmart version. Pawn of the Dead. Pawn of the Dead. Oh, shit. Ponsquido. Kevin sent me a picture of a movie called Dong of the Dead.
00:07:48
Speaker
Dude. Dong of the Dead. Oh, you needed to. Oh, my God. You should have fucking bought that lot. I want it. Yeah, dude. I want it. How much was it? You had to buy the lot.
00:08:00
Speaker
I don't remember. Damn it. Yeah, but I would buy i would buy that. I'd buy that just to have it on the shelf.
00:08:10
Speaker
But yeah, thank you, Anthony.
Review: Mosquito's Entertaining Campiness
00:08:12
Speaker
thank you anthony Yeah. Good recommendation, man. This is a fucking fun ass watch actually. um yeah, it's definitely, if you're like not in the mood for anything and you just want to put something on that doesn't make your brain think too much.
00:08:31
Speaker
Um, and you just have fun with it. You'll be laughing through the whole fucking thing, but there's a lot of cool shit in it too. At the same time, it's just, Oh no, it's, it's fun though. Yeah, it's like ah it's like a 90s version of a 50s monster movie. Yeah, yeah.
00:08:50
Speaker
It's way over the top, and there's like some shit. you know like No one's taking some shit seriously. like Everyone is fucking stupid. Yeah, everybody's dumb.
00:09:03
Speaker
Everyone is dumb.
00:09:08
Speaker
It made me feel okay. I was like, maybe there's a couple people in here that I might be smarter than. I might be more smarter than them. More smarter. don't know, Kevin. You get bit on the Peter by a giant mesquiter.
00:09:35
Speaker
ah Watch your Peter, Anthony.
00:09:40
Speaker
There's a squeeter on my Peter. Knock it off.
00:09:47
Speaker
There's a squeeter on my Peter. Knock it off. There's a squeeter on my Peter. And I think it's on the eater. There's a squeeter on my Peter. Knock it off.
00:10:02
Speaker
Now that that's out of the way. Yeah. Obvious. little on the nose. Yeah. Oh my god. Alright. Let's get to the movie! Yeah. On to the movie!
00:10:18
Speaker
ah Beautiful. Alright. Which kind of starts... It kind of bookends itself similar to Night of the Creeps. We got another one. It does. It does.
00:10:29
Speaker
Where it all starts off with some fucking ale aliens.
Plot Overview and Alien Origins
00:10:36
Speaker
Yep. So we get... Aliens! Well, we get giant squeeters because of meteor shit.
00:10:44
Speaker
Yeah. because the meteor shit yeah well at least that's what everybody thinks yeah i think it's a meteor yeah i think it's a meteor they don't ever find out that it was aliens so they don't we'll talk we'll talk about that later but that's kind of ridiculous that this movie ends without ever finding the the fucking alien
00:11:11
Speaker
It's getting ate up by mosquitoes and probably everything else and fucking deer and shit. So they're going to have like these giant ass fucking deer running around too. Like I landed on this planet and turkey buzzards and shit.
00:11:26
Speaker
Yeah. I'm a sweet. Oh, bit my on my penis.
00:11:33
Speaker
There is a squeeder on my Peter. Knock it off. Ow. Ow.
00:11:41
Speaker
yeah it's kind of ah Yeah, you see like the the alien arm sticking out of the spaceship as kind of like a direct homage to War the Worlds.
00:11:52
Speaker
know That's the thrift store version of War of the Worlds. Right, right. If you shot that shit on an old Nokia phone...
00:12:06
Speaker
you know Well, it's like a stop-motion animation of the squeeder. yeah the mosquito. and ah we don you can We get so much of that in this movie. On top of other kinds of animation, there's all sorts of animation in this.
00:12:20
Speaker
Yeah, there's like cell animation through a lot of this movie. And it's like at a lower frame rate. It's like at a super low frame rate. So the fucking bre the animation, like the... Super high contrast rate. Yeah.
00:12:36
Speaker
Well, it kind of has like a color form effect where it doesn't blend right, so it looks like they're in front of the screen. Yeah. Which they are, technically, but you know.
00:12:48
Speaker
Too much bass in the octaves. After we see the mosquito fight the alien, we cut right to Meg and Ray, who fucking hit him hit one that's just...
00:13:03
Speaker
What the hell happens here?
Encounter with a Giant Mosquito
00:13:05
Speaker
Because it's like... It runs out in front of them and they smash it. and this is This is nitpicking here. But the proboscis was not pointed directly at... The proboscis was not pointed directly at the radiator.
00:13:24
Speaker
That's just nitpicking. I mean, how'd it end up... Yeah, don't know. I don't know. But... But when they get out of the car after they hit the giant mosquito, we see our first two mosquito bites.
00:13:43
Speaker
We do.
00:13:51
Speaker
Right underneath the Meg shirt. Oh my god, yeah. That was good. oh my god yeah ah good
00:14:05
Speaker
And Ray, who clearly knows nothing about cars, is like, hey, I'll check this out. Why don't you go, since you know it's like Resident Evil, since you're the sure like best at lockpicking, why don't you go to the...
00:14:24
Speaker
I don't fucking know what I'm saying. You the master of unlocking. yeah He's like, you know about bugs and shit. Why don't you go check out the fucking roadkill?
00:14:38
Speaker
Yeah. And she's got like the thousand yard stare. Yeah. She's seen a lot of proboscis in her day.
00:14:50
Speaker
ah probu shes She's had a lot of biscuits. she And i it's funny, the first fucking thing she does, science this science, don't... Look, this is scientific.
00:15:03
Speaker
She gets a stick and starts poking the mosquito with it. Yeah. Yeah. like That's about as far. Yep, science. She says...
00:15:15
Speaker
yeah science he says Yeah, it's a dead mosquito. No, she doesn't know what the fuck it is. know. He pulls the hibiscus.
00:15:27
Speaker
He pulls the proboscis out of the radiator. The radiator. i don't know. Radiator. this And brings it to her. Okay, there's a giant fucking mosquito laying on the ground.
00:15:39
Speaker
ye And he brings over this thing and she identifies it right away. She's like, that looks like a proboscis. But...
00:15:50
Speaker
How did she identify that instantly, but there's a fucking giant four foot long mosquito? Huh? She's seen a lot more of those in her day than she's seen mosquitoes.
00:16:03
Speaker
It's the proboscis is harder to see than the mosquito. So I would say that because i mean, she's clearly found a way. yeah But I've never seen a proboscis.
00:16:18
Speaker
Proboscis. There is. So...
00:16:22
Speaker
ah what probosis it's the mouth part of an insect used for feeding feeding on what there it is so ryan and Ray is arguing with her about... well She wants to take it back to the lab.
00:16:38
Speaker
The lab. The lab. And Ray is arguing with her like, ah it'll fucking stink up my fucking core. ah you know ah But it's like, it's clearly an alien of some sort if it's not a fucking five foot long mosquito. Right.
00:16:57
Speaker
Right. It's something. I mean... So, I don't get it. i don't I don't understand. he But but he can ah she ah she takes the proboscis, right? She picks that up, takes the proboscis.
00:17:13
Speaker
She takes that, and then he gets the stick and flings it off the road. He just flings it to the side of the road. Science. did you notice Did you notice they're both wearing the same shirt?
00:17:26
Speaker
Yeah. yeah They're dressed pretty similar. and And this is something that I noticed. This is something stupid. But as a taller gentleman, it bothers me that their shirts stay tucked in throughout the entire movie.
00:17:46
Speaker
Just small little detail, but they, at some point, They jump off the roof of a fucking building and their shirts are still tucked in.
00:17:58
Speaker
Right. can't reach the top shelf without mine coming out if I tucked it in. i think you're just mad because that keeps happening. I'm just mad because I'm a tall dopey fuck.
00:18:15
Speaker
It's all dopey milk. What are you doing at Top Shelter, Kevin? Let me get it for you. It's all dopey milk head. It's all dopey milk head.
00:18:28
Speaker
right And then get and then guess what guess who Ron Ashton's favorite guitar player probably is. Because we cut to Hendrix in a different movie would be masturbating at this point.
00:18:45
Speaker
Yeah. yeah So his favorite guitar player wasn't it Dimebag? ah Yeah. Obviously. Or during that time, it would probably be...
00:18:57
Speaker
no Well, it'd be Diamond Daryl during that era when this movie came out, right? Yeah, in 94, it would have been Diamond Daryl. Diamond Daryl. Yeah. ah
00:19:11
Speaker
Yeah, he's ah he's all but masturbating in the bushes. bushes yeah Watching the girls play volleyball. yeah I'm not hating on him.
00:19:21
Speaker
I mean, let's be fair. In 1994, it was a lot harder to get porn. Just saying. Devil's advocate for i Ron, for Hendrix.
00:19:34
Speaker
Yeah, mean, it is pretty weird, though.
00:19:38
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, I don't. i don't To be clear, i don't do this. often
00:19:49
Speaker
But Ranger Tony shows up At least not since 1994. I plead the fifth.
Character Comparisons and Humor
00:19:58
Speaker
What'd you say now? did you notice that ranger tony looks like tom sizemore is am i the only one that is that just me you know in always sunny in philadelphia the truck driver that wants to spit don't split them like coconuts yeah yeah a lot he thinks mac and charlie are right lot lizards
00:20:23
Speaker
Yeah, ah he does.
00:20:27
Speaker
Tony looks like Tom Sizemore is what I'm saying.
00:20:32
Speaker
That's what I'm saying, Kevin. I got you. ah you You're just like, what? You fucking moron.
00:20:43
Speaker
Ranger Tony. I want you boys to take me in that hotel and I want you to split me open like a coconut.
00:20:52
Speaker
I got the heat boiling up in me. I'm a frothing and a fuming.
00:21:03
Speaker
Then we get introduced to Chief Morrow, who has like the coolest bug killer ever. need to get me one of these. Or make this one. pump one fucking No, that wood thing that he's smashing the bugs with on his desk. Oh, yeah, that
Creative Bug-Killing Techniques
00:21:20
Speaker
fucking thing. Yeah.
00:21:23
Speaker
I need to get one of those because I got one of the electric fly swatters. I haven't tried it yet. i think it's Like the tennis rackets that are electrified? Yeah, yeah.
00:21:35
Speaker
isn't that what they used to Hey, do you remember back in like the olden days at the Outland, the original one? when they I guess they did at the other ones where they'd be on stage and the and like Lord Severe would be up there. like They'd be like smacking people on their butts with those fucking rackets.
00:21:55
Speaker
I don't know about that. I thought they were using little stun guns. They had those too. I mean, it's basically the same thing. It's like a like a piece of plastic with a capacitor inside of it.
00:22:11
Speaker
that's i Have you ever touched one of those? the No, I never got on stage. No, no, the electric fly swatters.
00:22:22
Speaker
No. I stay away from those. got stage. i said Hey, Kevin, I got on stage and they hit me in my penis with the little fly swatter. It was the only thing. I had a squeater on my peter and they knocked it off.
00:22:38
Speaker
They tried to kill a squeater off my penis. Peter on my Peter. So they i swung the tennis racket at it. It's like, it's the only thing that'll hit something that small.
00:22:50
Speaker
Oh,
00:22:54
Speaker
a oh Jesus Christ. Those things hurt, man. Yeah. Yeah. you And they'll scare your kitties, I think. I haven't used it yet, but...
00:23:06
Speaker
I prefer a quick death, not stick you to a piece of sticky tape. and Well, that's why you just go in face first. Yes.
00:23:17
Speaker
Next time that you're faced with that. yeah Yeah. Next time you're thats next time you're face. Face first into everything. Yeah. Next time. Yeah.
00:23:28
Speaker
Wait till we wait wait tilll we go to... so We're gonna see ah Wild at Heart tonight. I'm going yeah face first. Yeah.
00:23:39
Speaker
That's gonna be fun. ah Kevin told me go in face first to everything.
00:23:46
Speaker
I'm here to show you guys what it's like to go in face first. Yeah. Oh my god. I'm gonna have to get a tattoo face first.
00:24:00
Speaker
Yeah. Into everything. Double F's. Yeah. ah Wait, Foo Fight. Welcome to the stage, the Foo Fighters. Foo Fighters.
00:24:13
Speaker
ah Copyright infringement. Face first and Foo Fighters. but We're bringing on to the stage here,
Evolution of Mosquito's Title
00:24:21
Speaker
Kevin. The Foo Fighters.
00:24:29
Speaker
but Oh my god, dude. You're fucking killing me today. But Tony, which I skipped over, I suppose, Tony catches fucking Hendrix in the bushes like commentating on the girls playing volleyball and then he sends them to Morrow's office so he can get assigned to spray all the squeeder smoke everywhere.
00:24:54
Speaker
Yeah. Right? Yeah. Sends them out on that mission. But he does Morrow does like a little speech that sounds like he's a he has a ex-wife that he's talking about.
00:25:09
Speaker
You know? Yeah, saying it but not saying it. yes Yeah, he's like, fucking they suck the life out of you. Yeah. He says they blood for the movie.
00:25:24
Speaker
sometimes when you're asleep ah stick it to you after they've had their fill they up and leave without even so much as a thank yeah he says they got blood fever which ah which um is one of the titles for the movie yeah Oh, was it? a fever that's That's fun.
00:25:44
Speaker
Originally, it was called Squeeters, but that was taken. So then they called it Blood Fever. Then they called it Night Swarm. then the studio night swarm on yeah Then the studios who recommended that they call it Mosquito, guess what name they went with?
00:26:02
Speaker
Mosquito.
00:26:06
Speaker
Mosquito. Mosquito. Perfect. yeah ah Yeah, because Mauro says some shit like, they up and leave you when you're sleeping. i think he's a j i think he's a jilted lover.
00:26:20
Speaker
Yeah, oh, absolutely. yeah It's hard leave. love love them and live and Loved him and left him. and And just a real quick glimpse of Parks walking around the woods with his fucking dildo thing.
00:26:38
Speaker
Whatever the that goes That Ghostbuster trap where you get ready to say it too? Yeah. he's got He's got like a Ghostbusters trap with like a... You know those... Dude, I was fucking dying. I was like...
00:26:55
Speaker
ah
00:26:58
Speaker
He's got like one of those old fucking silver vibrators attached to the front of it. Yeah, and all he's picking up is like static. It's like... That's his Geiger counter.
00:27:12
Speaker
yeah But he's just looking off into the void saying, I will find you.
00:27:19
Speaker
He's he's got his ghost trapped. Winston.
00:27:29
Speaker
Oh, my God. How many people? So, you know, in the next scene when ah Hendrix, is he comes out ah spraying everybody with bug spray.
00:27:42
Speaker
yeah Yeah, he's just like fogging everything out. I know that there's different kinds of bug spray and some are not toxic to humans because it's just, I don't know. the Yeah, gone are the days of DDT, I think.
00:27:57
Speaker
Well, i when I bought my house, I bug bombed it because it had fleas. I'll tell you what, whatever's in the fucking ah flea killer is toxic to humans because it set off my smoke alarm and I had to run back in the house to get the fucking bomb away from the smoke alarm.
00:28:18
Speaker
but And that shot me in the fucking face and I could i couldn't even talk. Yeah, it fucked you up, didn't know were My fucking throat would slam shut any time I tried to speak.
00:28:31
Speaker
Yeah, that shit ain't nothing to fuck with, bro. I had it happen to me too. We're both just at home like trying to huff everything in the house. this We're fucking blasting ourselves a fucking bug killer.
00:28:46
Speaker
Well, what ah see, we just found each other out because we're doing this shit on purpose and pretending like, oh, it happened on accident. But I was all out of paint thinner and I was just huffing everything in the house.
00:28:59
Speaker
yeah Just shot a fucking bug bomb in my face. Yeah. Yeah, that that shit, no, for real, though, that shit, it fucks your world up. How sit how long were you sick afterwards?
00:29:11
Speaker
I wasn't sick, but it took about five minutes for me to be able to talk. For me to be able to talk. It was hard enough to breathe.
Anecdotes on Bug Spray Mishaps
00:29:20
Speaker
My old house, we had this ah ah deck. It was, like, upstairs, you know, on the second story.
00:29:27
Speaker
And we had these crazy fucking, I don't know what kind of wasps they were, but they were fucking huge, so... we were putting gutters up there and we had all kinds of like hives and shit. So I got up there with this fucking bug spray and I was hanging upside down off the roof, like hanging off of it, trying to hit this thing.
00:29:47
Speaker
And I went to blast it and I blasted myself in the face with it. you know You were like pretending it was a large man.
00:29:57
Speaker
oh dear. Dude, it was like 85 degrees that day, you know? And like, oh, my God, dude. I was sick for like probably two fucking days. Like, it was insane, dude. it fucked my world up.
00:30:12
Speaker
Your wife was like, again? Really? Really? and i yeah And I still had to go down this fucking ladder that was expanded the entire fucking way. Yeah, it was fun, man.
00:30:25
Speaker
My God. yeah Watch which way your shit fucking is spraying, y'all. Yeah, don't spray it in your fucking face. I got over it.
00:30:37
Speaker
and only did some stuff, I guess, but all right. Yeah, you can say that, but you have no point of reference because you don't know what you could have been had you not sprayed yourself in the face.
00:30:49
Speaker
Yeah, maybe it was needed. Maybe it needed was needed to kickstart me. I like to think that through life... in a series of stupid things that I've done have led me to look the way I look.
00:31:04
Speaker
ah had Had I been more careful, I might be a good looking man. Yeah. I, you know, maybe didn't need those parts of your brain anyway.
00:31:19
Speaker
Maybe Brad Pitt didn't spray himself in the face with bug spray. And that's the real secret. Mm hmm. Maybe it is things like that.
00:31:31
Speaker
Because you can't say, that never fucked me up, because you don't know. yeah it may have. The long-lasting effects. It doesn't always have to be health. It can also be looks.
00:31:45
Speaker
Yeah. It made me look like, maybe not like I was touched by Jesus, but maybe he tapped me on the shoulder.
00:31:55
Speaker
He gave you everything yeah give you everything else else. Maybe one day when I was coming home from school, he was in the bushes going, Hey, Alan! And that was enough.
00:32:09
Speaker
Jesus whispered to me from a bush.
00:32:14
Speaker
And that's what's wrong with me. oh Jesus Christ. We're fine. We turned out fine. so you So you say.
00:32:26
Speaker
but but ah But the music in the background, I just have to mention it because it's beautiful. It's like a scuffed version of The Republic Call Battle. Yeah.
00:32:38
Speaker
while he's spraying, while he's poisoning everybody. You know? and Yeah. And they never, and I'll mention this because they never, they never say his name. I, he barely has lines because
Comedic Mosquito Attack Scenes
00:32:51
Speaker
he dies pretty, I think, yeah, he dies off camera, but Jack,
00:32:57
Speaker
The guy that has sex with the girl in the tent eventually. Yeah. In this scene, he is cooking up some glizzies, and Hendrix is squirting bug spray all over him.
00:33:09
Speaker
Oh, yeah. They ain't gonna hurt the glizzies, though. he's got He's got salsages and glizzies on there.
00:33:18
Speaker
He's got some salsages. Some salsages. Yeah. They just fine. They need to cook for one hour, two half hour.
00:33:29
Speaker
One half hour, two half hour? You gotta eat sausages with chocolates. You gotta eat.
00:33:42
Speaker
But he's, but ah you blink and you'll miss him. But Jack, but he's in this scene. He's a funny looking guy. He's part of the production crew. I think he might be one of the writers of the movie or something, but, but he is, uh, cooking up some glizzies and sausages.
00:34:00
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, definitely is. Then um we go on to hillbillies.
00:34:09
Speaker
Our introduction to Earl Jr. and Rex. who ye Rex, it sucks, man. I wish Rex lived longer. Yeah. He's on the level of such a bad actor that I wanted more.
00:34:25
Speaker
Yeah. He's so great. No, man, you shouldn't do that. You just never know. hey man, don't ever point that gun at me again. I don't like that. You just, you never know. I don't, i don't like that, man.
00:34:40
Speaker
You just never know. You never know. Yeah.
00:34:46
Speaker
Yeah, he was pretty bad. Like, i don't know. it was almost like supposed to be comic relief, I guess. You know what I'm saying? Like, just.
00:34:57
Speaker
Yeah, because the movie has been so dark up to this point. They're like, oh, thank God. Well, you know what saying? He's like, i know or they're just stupid. You know what I'm saying? hey
00:35:14
Speaker
You just never know. so Yeah. yeah well But this is where we get to see Gunnar Hansen for the first time. Earl. And he's calling Rex stupid, right?
00:35:30
Speaker
Because they got off the wrong exit or something and Junior says he can't read. But then Earl calling Rex inbred asked Junior to find their spot on the map or something like so.
00:35:46
Speaker
Earl's throwing stones from his glass house because he can't read a fucking map either. Yeah, I mean...
00:35:56
Speaker
man, don't point the gun like that! You just never know! never know, man! and he fires it.
00:36:06
Speaker
Yeah, he's like, it's not even loaded, bro. It's not even Not even.
00:36:14
Speaker
and Yeah, it basically sets up their characters. you know they're the yeah That whole crew, they're like the ah three stooges. you know Yeah, it's kind of how... you know like Gunner being the brains...
00:36:28
Speaker
Yeah, because this whole movie is kind of... And and this is a good movie. It's it's a good shut-off-your-brain popcorn movie. But it was built around... Gunnar Hansen must owe them some money.
00:36:46
Speaker
but he But he gets out of the car looking like Rosie O'Donnell transitioned. Oh my god. Yeah.
00:36:57
Speaker
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Don't hate me.
00:37:03
Speaker
just... He's just... I understand. I love him. He's leather face, but... He is, like, the sweetest-looking man. Like, I would... He's not an intimidating guy.
00:37:18
Speaker
yeah He's a very soft-spoken, like, nice guy. and it's tough to It's tough to see him as what they... just You know, because throughout the movie, they kind of describe him as a as a... Like, they say that they chopped up the bodies and, you know... yeah, Megan and Ray show up at the motel where the owners...
00:37:45
Speaker
watching ah watch that TV and they're talking about that robbery and he like shushes them. Well, like, like, wait till this done. They keep pointing, they keep hinting at what happened with, uh,
00:38:03
Speaker
Gunner with Earl, Junior,
Subplot of Bank Robbers
00:38:05
Speaker
and Ray. They keep hinting at what happened with them. And I think this is where they talk about dead bodies or something. like that they They're killing people. They're robbing banks and murdering people.
00:38:17
Speaker
And I'm making a point of this. I'm making this a point because... One of the three of these bank robbers has a character arc in this movie that I don't understand ah as of because of ah what they allegedly did before we meet them.
00:38:38
Speaker
I don't know. It doesn't make sense to me, but I can't go too hard on the writing because they made this movie for like 35 cents. yeah
00:38:51
Speaker
But the guy in the motel tells Ray, he goes, ah ah flat tire I can fix, but a radiator, that takes pro. Yeah.
00:39:06
Speaker
What a fucking idiot. It's like, it does not take a pro. i Come on, man. Come on.
00:39:18
Speaker
See, that's why I said we're not as dumb as most the people in this. We're not as dumb as everybody in this movie. Ray's a fucking idiot. And ah let apparently so is the motel owner.
00:39:30
Speaker
Or the guy that works the counter at the motel. i don't own the motel. I just work here. yeah I make $2.25 an hour plus tips.
00:39:49
Speaker
That was probably a lot back then. No, because I had job. I had a job around then. I made $4.25 when I was in high school working at... Jesus Christ.
00:40:02
Speaker
Working for Jesus Christ. Working at Boiga King when I was in height when i was in school. Then it goes right back. So that's just, we only mentioned that because it kind of otherwise, you know, that's how they get to the motel, but that, because it goes right back to Earl Jr. and Rex, you know, right. It cuts to Rex trying to take a shit in the outhouse. And I noticed that glizzy gets dropped on them.
00:40:32
Speaker
Does it? Yeah. Did you notice that? Not seen. I think the mosquito must've had it. I didn't notice a glizzy, but I'll have to watch it again. looked like a glizzy fell from like the top of the outhouse.
00:40:44
Speaker
And you like look down. Wouldn't that be weird? Dogs and cats living together. Mosquitoes eating glizzies.
00:40:53
Speaker
The world's coming to an end. Ghostbusters reference, sorry. The mosquito chases Rex out of the outhouse, rightfully so, he's running from it, but Junior starts shooting at the fucking thing.
00:41:07
Speaker
While it's chasing Rex, which means it's behind Rex, and Junior is shooting at it. Yeah. And Rex is like, don't shoot me, don't shoot Rex.
00:41:23
Speaker
And unfortunately, unfortunately... fucking puts it right through him. dead fucking center right through his back. Right center mass. He's fucking... i Although, I think where he hit him, he would have been paralyzed, not dead, but he died instantly.
00:41:43
Speaker
Yeah. you know nip It was probably for the best. yeah he He looked like he had a lot of Kool-Aid before he died, though. He had himself a Kool-Aid mustache.
00:41:58
Speaker
that boy been eating that Kool-Aid.
00:42:02
Speaker
My brother, when we were kids, used to walk around with like a perpetual Kool-Aid mustache. I thought it was going to be on him for the rest of his life. Oh, he was one of those kids?
00:42:13
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, man. With like the chocolate crusted on each side of his mouth? No, he just had Kool-Aid mustache. the whole It looked from his lip to his nose was red but red as could be. It looked like he had this giant upper lip.
00:42:31
Speaker
I thought he was going to look like... And I was a little kid, so I thought he was going to look like that forever. I was like, I guess my brother what has a red fucking upper lip. What if you go to see him? What if you go to see him here soon and like he opens the door and he's got a fucking mustache. Kool-Aid mustache again.
00:42:52
Speaker
ah You want you want me to go dark with this?
00:42:58
Speaker
What what if our priest had a Kool-Aid mustache on his dick?
00:43:07
Speaker
He's like that boy keep getting Kool-Aid on my dick. That's how they arrest him. Oh my god. We've matched the... This particular batch was bought at this store on this day.
00:43:22
Speaker
They do DNA tests on the Kool-Aid.
Dark Humor and Jokes
00:43:28
Speaker
It's a match. yeah why why Why come you got the same Kool-Aid on your dick that he's got on his upper lip?
00:43:41
Speaker
Well, because the Lord works in mysterious ways.
00:43:46
Speaker
Jesus. Is that the darkest I've went so far? Yeah. Yeah.
00:43:59
Speaker
Oh, man. i need to i need to mention this to him and have him listen to this. If he starts crying, I know. Gotcha.
00:44:09
Speaker
Gotcha.
00:44:18
Speaker
Gotcha. DNA test on Kool-Aid.
00:44:24
Speaker
don't fucking and know why I'm talking about... oh and I remember how this happened. Never mind. But did you notice Gunner... so ah Gunner is shooting at the mosquito with a shotgun.
00:44:40
Speaker
And ah it's got like the butt stop or whatever you call it folded up on the back. Yeah. And he he aims down at like an iron sight. Yep.
00:44:54
Speaker
Again. What are you trying to say? I'm just saying I'm not the dumbest person in the room today. I'm not as dumb as I look. That seemed pretty stupid.
00:45:07
Speaker
Maybe there's someone out there that'll be like, Noah, how you actually do that?
00:45:13
Speaker
I don't know. I mean, and the whole reason of having a shotgun is that you don't need to aim it, right? I mean, for the most part, it's just... Yeah, spray and pray. Yeah. yeah Hip shot.
00:45:27
Speaker
Like Bill Burr said, you you shoot ah you if you shoot at somebody, you got a bunch of drywall work you're going to have to do.
00:45:36
Speaker
um Yeah. Nitpick. Sorry. I'm sorry, Gunner. I'm going a little too hard on him already. Oh, we love him. He knows it. Yeah.
00:45:46
Speaker
Yeah. R.I.P. R.I.P. Love you, boo. Yeah. Love you. Love you, boo. Love your booty.
00:45:59
Speaker
All right, so we we we cut to Ranger Tony and the Kmart Dave Mustaine on the um the lake fishing. that I found, I looked into it, that fella's name is Jack.
00:46:15
Speaker
So it's Ranger Tony and Jack. On the lake fishing. Dave Mustaine. Hello, me. Meet the real me. In my deepest way of life, a dark black past is my most valued possession. That wasn't even me that time.
00:46:35
Speaker
Outstanding.
00:46:41
Speaker
Oh my God. da don't He's like, I wrote, he's sitting on the boat. Could you imagine fishing with Dave Mustaine the whole fucking time? He's telling you how he wrote every song on kill them all and ride the lightning. And he's like, and even half the songs on, on, uh, what's the master puppets.
00:47:01
Speaker
I even wrote half the songs on master of puppets. Yeah. Yeah. You'd be like, okay, Dave, I get it. yeah get it, man.
00:47:13
Speaker
The mechanics fucking sucked, though. Did you ever hear that? Did you ever hear Dave Mustaine's version of the Four Horsemen? So he allegedly... Probably not. Apparently he wrote the song The Four Horsemen. Well, on I think it might be on Peace Cells.
00:47:32
Speaker
There's a song called Mechanics, and it's basically his version of The Four Horsemen by Metallica. So it's it is no shit. It's like, the mechanics are drawing nearer, or the leather steeds they ride.
Parody of Dave Mustaine
00:47:47
Speaker
ah you know fuck It's not like that, but it's like, it's the same melody and everything. It's fucking funny.
00:47:59
Speaker
It's like, no. Oh my God. hey ah Yeah, that's fucking good. The mechanics are drawing near.
00:48:14
Speaker
He's waving the little lure down in the water like it's a cat. Oh, wait, a catfish. Maybe he's smarter than us. Huh, because he's gone here, fishy, fishy, fishy, and he's waving the lure in the water.
00:48:27
Speaker
I was thinking that ain't gonna work, you fucking idiot. But what if that's what catfish respond to? It was a fucking... Mind blown. Catfish.
00:48:39
Speaker
Here, catfishy, fishy, fishy. fishy
00:48:43
Speaker
I think it was like a gar or some shit. Or a walleye. It was a mutated bass. oh There's no way. That alien shit. oh That's what they said it was because it got meteor shit in the water.
00:49:00
Speaker
Probably because it ate a mosquito, maybe. it probably just had fucking meteor shit in the water, so it ate the meteor shit. it's It's the... ah It makes you get tiefers.
00:49:18
Speaker
I ate some meteor stuff. Now I can't close my mouth anymore because it made my teeth real big like this.
00:49:28
Speaker
Oh, my God. That is a mutated bass, according to the people who made this movie. Okay. And that's the only that's the only time we see one.
00:49:43
Speaker
Because immediately after that, Jake takes a proboscis to the eye. Yeah, that shit's awesome, too.
00:49:54
Speaker
He gets face fucked by a proboscis.
00:50:01
Speaker
I want to know. Proboscis. He gets face fucked by a proboscis. I want to know, you know, because ah tony tries Tony tries to help him, budy um but he falls in the water.
00:50:18
Speaker
How many mosquitoes are there in this scene? Because one is currently tied up face fucking jacked. But when you see Tony in the water, there's like proboscis flying by his face like a like out of a James Bond movie, you know, when they're underwater and the bullets are flying past him.
00:50:40
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. It's basically the same thing.
00:50:47
Speaker
but It's exactly the same scene. yeah to tony Tony is swimming, swim and trying to swim to safety, and there's proboscis at every angle.
00:51:00
Speaker
A proboscis to the left. Yeah. One poked him in the butt.
00:51:07
Speaker
Yeah, he definitely took one to the butt. Absolutely. Yeah, there's a big hole in it. Yeah.
00:51:16
Speaker
ah ah I'm going to try the here fishy, fishy, fishy, fishy. You should. I'll take you out. I want to test this theory. I'm afraid of water, Clark.
00:51:28
Speaker
I can't swim, Clark.
00:51:35
Speaker
That's okay, Alan. I'm scared of water. That's okay, Alan. I might drown it.
00:51:44
Speaker
I'm scared water, Clark. I don't know. I don't know if you know this, but we can't breathe under there.
Tony's Dramatic Death Scene
00:51:53
Speaker
Yeah. don't you but Tony makes his escape to the woods, but he's getting chased by a giant squeeder. Mm-hmm.
00:52:07
Speaker
And did you notice when he gets, because spoilers, well, not spoilers, because it's this fucking scene. ah Tony, when he gets killed, they they do a shot from above, and he looks up at the camera, and the thing that I thought of during that scene was Arnold Schwarzenegger on Mars. Oh, and his eyes were popping out? When he looks like Rodney Dangerfield for a minute.
00:52:37
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. la i I cannot and lot do Yeah.
00:52:49
Speaker
When Arnold Schwartz, watch Total Recall. I thought it was awesome though, man, when his eyes fucking explode. Arnold Schwarzenegger come totally looks like Rodney Dangerfield in that scene.
00:53:01
Speaker
Just saying. Yeah. I get no respect. That shit was awesome, though. It was cool. like It was so ridiculous, but I really thoroughly enjoyed that kill scene. like It was awesome. i like all the kills I like all the kill scenes in this movie, actually. i think it's pretty damn... They're pretty awesome.
00:53:20
Speaker
They're so stupid. Yeah, and the effects are great because they're so they're so bad, they're good. They're like in Black Roses or ah Life Force.
00:53:34
Speaker
Yeah. you know when that big tittied woman sucks the life out of people. Yeah. Which we gotta do. we I wanna watch Life Force with you, but I feel like I'd just spend the whole time talking about her boobs, so it's probably not a good one.
00:53:53
Speaker
I don't know. We'll we'll think about it. i mean, the the movie is fantastic. Yeah, it is it is awesome. There's a couple reasons that it's gonna be hard to focus.
00:54:05
Speaker
It's a wild fucking, it's a wild story. Well, and if you haven't seen Life Force, Google the movie and to it to it and turn off your safe search.
00:54:19
Speaker
Yeah. Because the entire fucking movie is a space vampire walking around naked. Mm-hmm. Or at least, it's not the entire movie, but it's probably all that you'll remember.
00:54:32
Speaker
Yeah. Ray's on the phone. We'll cut to Ray because he's on the phone with the mechanic, and he's like, Ray ray says two weeks, it's only a radiator. Like, yeah.
00:54:45
Speaker
Dickhead, that's what I said. It's only a radiator. I mean, and spoiler, if you watch, um you know, I've never tried this and I would only ever try it in ah and a pinch.
00:55:00
Speaker
But the Mythbusters showed that if you crack an egg and drop it in your radiator, that it will clog the leak long enough for you to get where you need to go.
00:55:11
Speaker
Possibly, yes. You could do some shit, yeah. Especially back in that day. Absolutely. Yeah, I mean, he did have a pretty big hole in it, though. but But realistically, I mean, it would have... Yeah. um i yeah I mean, come on. It's not much harder than changing a fucking tire.
00:55:30
Speaker
And it's the summertime, so you could just put water in it. You don't even need fucking antifreeze. In a pinch. In a pinch. You could do it that way. You don't want to run it like that, but if you had to get somewhere... Well, they're fucked, and he knows it, so they bang.
00:55:48
Speaker
Speaking about getting fucked, yeah, you're about you're about a couple threads away from seeing Meg's asshole.
00:55:57
Speaker
i was like, Jesus Christ. I can tell she wipes her butt, though. There's no fucking skid marks on there. Congratulations, Meg.
00:56:09
Speaker
yeah yeah
00:56:13
Speaker
They're like, since we're at a low point right here in the movie, here's a butthole. Oh my god. Right? yeah Almost.
00:56:25
Speaker
So, this fucking net scene next scene that's coming up, man, we get like this shot of the mosquitoes flying to the park, and it's like,
00:56:38
Speaker
so cut out of everything and it's incredible. That's what I'm talking about, though. I think this is one of the cell animations where it was like it was like at like eight frames per second, so it just jumps off the screen. It doesn't blend correctly. So fucking funny, dude. Oh my god. yeah It looks and looks so stupid.
00:57:02
Speaker
But that's part of the charm of this movie. Yeah, that's it's definitely charm for sure. and Incredible. yeah So then we get so then we get like A shot you know cuts to Steve and a girl having sex in a tent. Did you see her fucking legs? like What is he doing? like he was about to split her in half, it looked like.
00:57:22
Speaker
Like a coconut? Like a coconut. I'm to take you in that tent and I'm going to split you open like a coconut. I'm a frothing and a foaming.
00:57:33
Speaker
She takes some biscuits right to her butt cheek. Did you see on I mentioned the glizzies earlier because they're laying on the fucking floor beside them inside the tent.
00:57:45
Speaker
Oh, yeah, they're everywhere. i bet they fell from the top of the tent, just like it happened in the outhouse. i think I think it's the bratwurst he was making or salsages.
00:57:56
Speaker
and so even It's either bratwurst. Is a bratwurst the same thing as a salsage? Eh, can be. It's in the same family. i don't know. It's in the same family? Like, are you the ah you the Columbus bratwurst?
00:58:11
Speaker
ah Yeah, this is my uncle. This is my Uncle Wiener.
00:58:16
Speaker
ah yeah You're the sausages from the Columbus sausages? Yeah, I'm Uncle Wiener. Uncle Wiener. That's a that's a um slightly below average penis.
00:58:32
Speaker
Uncle Weider. Yeah, there's levels to this. If you call it a wiener, it's below average. Average is a dick. Really big is dong.
00:58:46
Speaker
yeah uncle wier moving
00:58:51
Speaker
but yeah Uncle Wiener out. I imagine what they were trying to do. Anyway, what Kevin was trying to say before I so rudely interrupted um interrupted him was that the girl takes the probasis right to the butt cheek.
00:59:07
Speaker
Yeah. Steve had to go water the plants. You know they were trying for Evil Dead kind of thing here where they wanted that they wanted to go in the ah pussy or the butthole.
00:59:25
Speaker
ah But they were like, they had to make it... ah They missed. Yeah. You got some bad aim, stupid.
00:59:35
Speaker
That's her butt cheek. Not the hole.
00:59:40
Speaker
The hole's the stinky part. Ugh. Yeah, and and what a fucking heathen. Steve is out there pissing without even holding onto his wiener.
00:59:55
Speaker
know. And then he hears everything and he's like, yow! When he turns around to start going back. He's like naturally goofy looking because he almost looked cross-eyed.
01:00:07
Speaker
Yeah. And he's like, we get that ah point perspective of the mosquito and it's coming down on him and he goes motherfucker motherfucker yeah he is a singer for a band yeah yeah oh wait no that's not him no rex was right junior junior junior was yeah and hendrix is a guitar player yes So, Parks is a fucking ghost trap.
01:00:42
Speaker
So it starts, like, picking up some more static. um I don't know if they're near... Well, he's trying to put his... he hes This is where they meet Parks, because he's outside trying to... This is some silly shit, because he's outside trying to put the roof up, like, tuck the roof up on his feet. Oh, yeah, that's... Yeah, that's... yeah And Ray asks him if he needs a hand, and he's like, sure, and he barely fucking helps him. He didn't need he didn't need help with that.
01:01:18
Speaker
Stop that shit. He didn't need help. And I'm only nitpicking this because of what's about to happen, because he did he doesn't need help. He's okay. He's okay.
01:01:29
Speaker
Yeah. Ray and fucking ah Megan are both... Ray is head to toe in denim. Mm-hmm. And Megan comes out dressed like a Boy Scout.
01:01:43
Speaker
Yeah. A Weeblo? No.
01:01:48
Speaker
A Weeblo. Sheblo. Yeah, and Parks is dressed like the airport zombie from Dawn of the Dead. Yeah. Maybe a coincidence, maybe not.
01:02:00
Speaker
Yeah, maybe it's bit of hat. I choose to believe that it was on purpose. um Well, it was definitely on purpose, but not the whole airport zombie thing. That's probably me just being a fucking jackass.
01:02:13
Speaker
But anyway.
01:02:16
Speaker
But they're driving around and his dildo ghost trap goes off. So they stopped Carr to investigate. What are they finding? well he's like but What are they looking for?
01:02:28
Speaker
like, well, man, and for meteor shit. He's like, well, man, I'm not mad that you knocked it over. I just don't know why this thing be bugging.
01:02:41
Speaker
Why this thing's on all the goddamn time. It must be broke. Right? It's broken, yeah. So they go out waving the fucking vibrator around and while Megan's standing on the on the bridge trying to figure out whether or not she completely consented to the night before yeah oh boat ah appears under her with a with a
01:03:14
Speaker
With a body, with Jack's body that's been sucked. He's a husk. But this this is what I was talking about, because when it floats over to Parks, he goes, give me a hand.
01:03:26
Speaker
And he gets a stick to pull the boat in, and Ray holds his hand for no reason. He didn't need him to. They're just holding hands.
01:03:38
Speaker
He just thought he needed it. They're just holding hands while he pulls the boat in. Yeah. there It was not needed.
01:03:49
Speaker
I'm going to do that to you when when we go see this movie tonight. i'm gonna Yeah, when the movie's over, help me help me up that way. i need some help, Kevin. And while I'm ordering a beer, you can hold my hand.
01:04:02
Speaker
ah will. I need help ordering this beer, yeah Kevin. I'll help you get it. Yeah, I'll help you get it. Yeah, Fisherman Jack got sucked. And Parks and Ray are holding hands.
01:04:15
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Yeah. but It's fucking madness. Ray is a jackass, but he is the one, he blames it on aliens.
01:04:28
Speaker
So he's yeah fucking right. Yeah. This is unbelievable. No, it's not, Doc. It's aliens and they're everywhere and that guy's obviously been Zach. Ray, this is serious.
01:04:41
Speaker
i am serious. So Ray might be the... Ray is in the lead right now in the movie for the smartest. Yeah. and all that And all their shirts are still tucked in.
01:04:52
Speaker
Absolutely. You need to take a lesson. Yep. I need to learn. I need to learn how to tuck in my t-shirt. That's a bad look anyway. As you get older, the uniform is a tucked in shirt with camo, uh, cam, no, uh, tan khaki shorts with your socks pulled up and your shirt and your polo shirt tucked in.
01:05:21
Speaker
ah yeah Once you start dressing like that, it's bingo time. But they go back to the campground because they're gonna try to get police involved in everything and The camp looks abandoned at first.
01:05:39
Speaker
So they go into the ranger station and and there's blood all over the fucking place. And did you know Ray looks at Meg and he's like, so this is where you want to work? Like, motherfucker!
01:05:53
Speaker
Really? This is what I was talking about.
01:05:59
Speaker
This is a situation beyond their control, you dumbass. This is where you want to work? A place like this? Where everyone's dead? Everybody been sucked?
01:06:12
Speaker
Everybody done been sucked?
01:06:16
Speaker
But the... But, that yeah, and i a fucking... ah right This is where Ray tells tells Parks that the news reports say that the bank robbers were chopping up the victims.
01:06:28
Speaker
Mm-hmm. well lets mention i only mentioned that I only mention this because as you go through the movie, the one of the people that are chopping up, robbing banks and chopping people up, has a hero arc, kind of.
01:06:48
Speaker
Go ahead. Oh, no. No, I, yeah. um When they're going through the campground and they see everybody, like, just strewn about and sucked dry, did you notice the ah Michael Jackson thriller zombie tangled up in the picnic table?
01:07:06
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. I thought that this scene was like, uh... ah Well, there's a part, like, let me think.
01:07:17
Speaker
It's at, like, 34, I wrote it down because I was, like, clearly, ah you can't really miss it, but at, like, At like 34 minutes and 31 seconds, look on the left-hand side of the screen, and you can clearly see somebody moving their legs around. Like someone pretending they're dead.
01:07:39
Speaker
Their feet were completely off screen, and they you see them fling it. I don't know. Stupid, stupid. Put someone jacket off or something back there.
01:07:50
Speaker
Yeah, but it was like, ah yeah they do they do like an overhead. It's not a dolly. I don't know what they used for this. Probably just walked around with camera held up in the air. But it's like an overhead shot as they're walking up to parks.
01:08:08
Speaker
And it reminded me, i was like, this is what 30 days of night would be if I directed it.
Campground Mosquito Attack Aftermath
01:08:15
Speaker
you know, the overhead shot after the vampires attack. Yeah.
01:08:19
Speaker
Yeah. Where they're panning through the over the city. So awesome. That's what they're doing here. Yeah. ah Exactly. Yeah. to the letter. Exactly the same effect.
01:08:32
Speaker
This is what happens when you got 35 cents to do that. That scene. Mm hmm. you know And and they they work up to ah Parks, and this is his Oscar moment.
01:08:48
Speaker
Yeah. Where he goes, What in God's name happened here?
01:08:57
Speaker
What in God's name happened here?
01:09:04
Speaker
yeah i don't mind i don't mind bad acting but the acting in this movie is so bad that it's like ah crocodile tears you know every whenever somebody's at whenever somebody's crying there's no tears ever yeah That's what we're dealing with.
01:09:27
Speaker
Yeah. What in God's name happened here? Not a tear in the group. Nope. Everybody's dead.
01:09:42
Speaker
and then Ray and Megan notice a boat overturned. And do you hear mosquitoes during this scene? i don't think I do. Do they use the soundtrack to make... I'm going to have to go back and listen to this, but I swear you can hear mosquitoes buzzing when the boat is overturned like yeah the like the director is using the soundtrack to try to make you think that there's a mosquito under there.
01:10:11
Speaker
Yeah. That's fucked That's fucked up, man. It's deceptive. Why are you doing that? But instead, it's just a guitar playing Madman.
01:10:26
Speaker
With some bug juice. with some bug killer ah Ray should have punched him in the fucking mouth for squirting him and squirting him in the face with that bug juice they they pop the They pop the boat off of him instead of him pumping that fog thing.
01:10:47
Speaker
He's like jerking off.
01:10:52
Speaker
yeah He's like, I was spraying mosquitoes.
01:11:01
Speaker
I wasn't having my way with myself, as as is perfectly natural, and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. If you were to do it, which I wasn't.
01:11:13
Speaker
He's hissing at him and shit. yeah I was just under here having my way with myself, fully consensual. i do approve.
01:11:28
Speaker
I've never done any gay stuff except I'd have tried to suck my own penis. Is that gay? I can't. I don't know.
01:11:40
Speaker
I'm not Jesus. i don't make those calls.
01:11:47
Speaker
But, uh, so it cuts back to Parks, who discovers a mosquito body and immediately picks up a stick and starts poking it. Yeah. as Science. As is the way, this is the ways of science.
01:12:01
Speaker
Parks! Who, you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
01:12:09
Speaker
Doth thou poketh thy mosquito with the stick?
Scientific Explanations and Comedy
01:12:14
Speaker
What does this tell you?
01:12:20
Speaker
yeah And Megan dropped some fucking Greek or some shit on him. She's like, it's clearly an Aedes aegypti. and ah Come on, man.
01:12:33
Speaker
You're dealing with a bunch of guys that can't change a radiator. She's like, a mosquito. you know for the layperson.
01:12:45
Speaker
It's like a Tremors moment where yeah she was like, it's the they move fast through the Pleistocene alluvials. And they're like, what? The loose dirt.
01:12:55
Speaker
Duh. Yeah. ah You know. That's their... I don't know what... I assume this came out before Tremors.
01:13:07
Speaker
I don't know before Tremors. Yeah, probably. Same with Night of the Creeps. like This is bookended kind of like Night Creeps. and i thought ah But of the Creeps came out after this. So actually Night the Creeps is kind of bookended the way this movie is.
01:13:25
Speaker
Because it begins and ends pretty similar. You know? Because thing's in the basement. And the fire. That kind of thing. Yeah, yeah.
01:13:36
Speaker
But this is where we get our real comic relief, because, uh... um the the fucking, what's he say? ah He said, ah Hendrix, I think it's Hendrix that says, um calls the mosquito he, and she goes, it's a female.
01:13:57
Speaker
Only the females suck blood. And the guys all looked at each other, they were like, Right? Yeah. Right? I didn't say it. I didn't say it yeah Yep. He says something like that figures.
01:14:16
Speaker
It's a mosquito, all right. I'm positive. It has the proboscis for extracting blood. It has the abdomen reservoir. All of the characteristics. Yeah, why is he so damn big? She.
01:14:26
Speaker
Only the females suck blood. That figures. This is the one joke, kind of joke in the whole movie. That figures. The females suck blood. It tracks.
01:14:43
Speaker
But Parks has the genius idea. he i think I think right now Parks is in the lead. And Parks is in the lead for intelligence because he has the idea to drive to the city to get the police.
01:14:58
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Tell them about the mosquitoes. But because, obviously, the mosquitoes are smarter than the people because they cut off the phone lines and the fucking radios, these things are as smart as Jason Voorhees.
01:15:16
Speaker
They are very, very smart. All that alien, all that tiger blood. They're winners. Winner. Winners.
01:15:28
Speaker
Yeah, they they do strafing runs in their underwear.
01:15:37
Speaker
megan Megan doesn't do strafing runs in her underwear. We have proof. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. But Hendrix doesn't want to take the Jeep for obvious reasons because it doesn't have a roof on it.
01:15:54
Speaker
They ain't got no top on on it. And Megan, what does Megan spot?
01:16:05
Speaker
yeah That there's an RV.
01:16:14
Speaker
and also, that's made it way into another episode of ours.
01:16:21
Speaker
Cousin Eddie strikes again.
01:16:25
Speaker
Don't you go falling in love with that there, Meg. I'm taking it with me when I leave here next month.
01:16:34
Speaker
Holy Jesus Christ. And of course, on cue, they hear the squeeters coming, so they get an RV to take off, but the keys are in the... We see some crazy animation of squeeters, too, like flying down.
01:16:50
Speaker
like They're like yellow. like they just They're just like cut out of the dark background. It's like color forms. and it's like They look like color forms. like they Yeah, they do.
01:17:05
Speaker
i hey You know what? They were trying. i couldn't I couldn't make this movie. Yeah, I couldn't either. I'm sitting here making fun of somebody for making something that I couldn't do.
01:17:21
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. But they do look stupid. Yeah, yeah. but They ah hear the squeeters coming, so they get the fuck out. Holiday road.
01:17:40
Speaker
So they fucking du they're flying in this ah RV. Do you notice the engine in it? You look like you could use a cool one. It was like... and Yeah, it was like it had like... don't know, some crazy fucking motor in it.
01:17:57
Speaker
i was cracking up. ah Did they show the motor? No, you could just hear it. just I was cracking up. yeah Yeah, it was so funny.
01:18:09
Speaker
I had ah ah used to have a ah minivan with a little four-cylinder in it, and you could no shit open the hood and stand inside there next to the motor.
01:18:20
Speaker
It was so small. You could probably pick it out of there with your hands. like it was about the size of an ice chest.
01:18:31
Speaker
But we cut tonight. The night of the vampire! Yeah.
01:18:39
Speaker
ah you They should have been playing that. I'm gonna edit this movie. I'm gonna edit this movie and add some soundtracks like they got Rokie Erickson. Tonight is the Night of the Vampire!
01:18:56
Speaker
wearing air and arrow And they're driving down an old road. And Hendrix is fucking with the radio trying to find some news. he's Find something.
01:19:09
Speaker
He's like, ain't nobody talking about this shit here. I think he's only ones dealing with it.
01:19:20
Speaker
And I'll tell you Junior and Earl set up a roadblock because at this point, Rex is dead. We've talked about that Junior shot him back like a coward. motherfucker.
01:19:32
Speaker
and ye but But they set up Roadblock try to take, because they want the RV. saying They've seen National Lampoon's vacation also. and They want it really bad.
01:19:46
Speaker
They like to party, you know? Yeah. But I would not fucking pull over because Junior looks crazy as hell. I'd have had Earl standing out there flagging him down because, yeah, he's bigger, but fucking Junior has crazy eyes.
01:20:06
Speaker
I'm not pulling over for that. Are you fucking crazy? Yeah.
01:20:14
Speaker
Yeah. um yeah You know, and and they all get into some scuffles.
01:20:23
Speaker
And then Junior kind of implies that he's going to rape Megan. He's like, look what I found. Well, naturally, yeah. Yeah.
01:20:34
Speaker
yeah They got to say that, you know. There's a girl in here.
01:20:40
Speaker
Right. I mean, I suppose if they're going to cut everybody up, I mean, you know, but, you know, because ah Junior Earl and Parks get in the Clash of the Titans and Parks punches the hat right off a Earl.
01:20:57
Speaker
Yeah.
01:21:00
Speaker
he's Because Earl's wearing a beret or some shit, isn't he? Yeah, it's a military beret thing. But they get in one of those heavyweight fights where it looks like it's in slow motion.
01:21:12
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, man. Action. Shake the camera more. They're not moving fast enough. That's so like in earlier in the movie when they're chasing down Rex when they're shooting at the mosquito.
01:21:27
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Did you notice how I felt so bad for Gunnar Hansen? Because when he's running, it looks like he's using every little bit of his energy.
01:21:40
Speaker
try oh yeah. and ah And that's ah the yeah but you can see when he's moving, they started shaking the camera to make it look like more like action. Oh, yeah.
01:21:54
Speaker
They were doing that shit way back in the ninety s
01:22:00
Speaker
I know.
01:22:04
Speaker
Crazy. Crazy. Magic.
01:22:10
Speaker
But Hendrix knocks out Junior with the butt of his shotgun.
01:22:16
Speaker
and obviously Parks wins the fisticuffs with Earl. Yep, the old fisticuffs with the old Leatherface, old leather face oh Bubba. Bubba. They tie him up and throw him in the back of the RV.
01:22:30
Speaker
And the mosquitoes are well on their way. Collar-formed mosquitoes are well on their way.
01:22:42
Speaker
But they put Junior and Earl in the back of the RV, tied up, and they run from the mosquitoes, which they said, ah you know, they decided to take the RV because the Jeep was too vulnerable, but it doesn't seem like walls and doors and shit are an obstacle for mosquitoes.
01:23:02
Speaker
Yeah. They don't know that yet, but yeah. Busting right through everything. hmm. Yeah. They're big. It's because of how big their proboscis is.
01:23:14
Speaker
the The proboscis. They got a hanger. They got a hanger.
Absurd Mosquito Features Discussion
01:23:21
Speaker
My proboscis. my if They're docking their proboscis.
01:23:31
Speaker
Two mosquitoes are on the top of the RV docking. yeah la la la la la la la
01:23:39
Speaker
But they never put it together that these guys are the bank robbers. Did you notice that? Yeah, they never put that together until you see the money. Like, um, Ray sees the money in the bag, but he still never goes, hey, are you guys the guys that have been chopping people up and robbing banks?
01:23:57
Speaker
Not once! It's like like it never occurs to him. and And at this point in the movie, I'd like to remind you that their shirts are still all tucked in.
01:24:08
Speaker
Yep, absolutely. Take note. Nice and tight, like a tiger. Buttons all lined up. and Mosquitoes start attacking this fucking RV, right?
01:24:19
Speaker
Of course, Megan almost falls out. Yeah, Megan almost falls out and Hendrix saves her, but Earl asks Megan for help and she helps him by giving him the axe and he immediately turns on her, you know? Yep.
01:24:35
Speaker
And wipes blood off of the axe onto her face. I thought he cut her face. Well, that's what is supposed to have happened.
01:24:46
Speaker
I thought he was putting ketchup on her. hey Yeah. He was supposed that we were supposed to believe that he cut her. But,
01:24:58
Speaker
you know, special effects, you know, they spent 75 cents on that effect.
01:25:05
Speaker
That shit ain't cheap, man. He just wiped some blood off of it onto her face. I'm gonna kill this bitch.
01:25:15
Speaker
They're like, Don't kill that bitch! I fucked her! And she might do it again!
01:25:27
Speaker
but But how long, how convenient is it that that mosquito was right on fucking Earl or a Junior, right in his face, and for whatever reason, it didn't have a proboscis?
01:25:41
Speaker
Nope. It got broke.
01:25:46
Speaker
Well, they never say that, but it clearly doesn't have a proboscis because it's like it's like six inches from his face, and he comes out unscathed somehow.
01:25:58
Speaker
yep as he does yep well he doesn't always not earl but uh yeah junior junior junior doesn't he doesn't last too much longer you know but but he turns and he turns on uh He turns on him and he wipes the blood off his axe and Ray ray calls him a dead man and Earl says oh he says, man, a lot better than you have said that many times.
01:26:36
Speaker
Many times. This is setup. This setup because we get our, well, this ah we get a call back to this later. so Remember that line, you know, genius.
01:26:47
Speaker
Genius writing.
01:26:50
Speaker
It's like Hamlet. Hamlet. Yeah, and Megan stabs Earl with a probatis and then kicks him in his fucking... Right in his... In his brand new fucking balls.
01:27:05
Speaker
He's like, take this, Rosie O'Donnell.
01:27:12
Speaker
Her ovaries were hanging outside of her body and he kicked her right in her fucking ovaries. Right the vagina. Right in those hangers.
01:27:24
Speaker
You kicked me right in my pussy.
01:27:29
Speaker
You kicked me square in my puss.
01:27:36
Speaker
So Earl and Junior, they start to leave because, you know, they they wreck the RV, obviously, because a mosquito right runs a proboscis. mosquito runs a proboscis into the wheel.
01:27:51
Speaker
You know, they're just all up in the place. So, yeah so ah they flip the RV, you know, and everybody, everybody survives. And guess what? When they get out of the RV, they're All their shirts are still tucked in.
01:28:08
Speaker
Yep. Fucking amazing. I wonder if it's like how, you know, women in movies that wear the real skimpy tops, they put the tape, they tape the clothes to their titties. I wonder yeah like, uh, Gunnar Hansen has his shirt taped to his penis.
01:28:26
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. nola He'll lift his arms up and his dick will pop out the top of his pants. Hey, what are you guys doing out there?
01:28:36
Speaker
Hello? Hello? You know, but they, uh, So he tells, he sends Junior back to get the cash from the RV, and they hear the mosquitoes coming again. They're on their way.
01:28:55
Speaker
So they escape into a drain pipe, and Junior's like, hey, where did everybody go? They left his ass. he was inside He was inside getting all the money, and they all fucking left him.
01:29:10
Speaker
Yeah, they piece they're like, yeah, go get that shit, and then they just ditched him. and he got And he gets sucked. Yeah, he gets sucked. That's my preferred method of death.
01:29:22
Speaker
Death by snoo snoo. Death by snoo snoo. Sucked. Sucked to death. They hear... yeah they They escape into some drain pipes while Junior's out there fucking getting killed. Because he went back and got the fucking money.
01:29:39
Speaker
And I noticed at this point that the front of the... RV says paddy wagon. Yeah. I was wondering that shit, too. Like, why did it say that? I don't know. And it's, like, shittily spray-painted on there, too.
01:29:54
Speaker
I honestly don't even know why I brought that up. It's just, ah you know... so It's funny that you did bring that up because I forgot to write that down and I was like, what the fuck does that mean? It's paddy wagon.
01:30:08
Speaker
It means they're the 5-0. They're the police. And this here a mercy killing. California reference. Yeah.
Mosquito Attack and Character Deaths
01:30:18
Speaker
So Junior's death is hilarious. He gets sucked till his eyes pop out. That's everybody's dream.
01:30:28
Speaker
Yeah, it's pretty awesome. Yeah. yeah yeah yeah i You know, Hendrix got fucking stabbed through the leg. then't He got stabbed with the knife, didn't he? Or did he get a proboscis through the leg?
01:30:49
Speaker
I think he got the biscuits in his leg. yeah yeah But he's pulling up the rear. Everybody else goes into the pipe first, and he's pulling up the rear, having to shoot the mosquitoes that are coming up behind him.
01:31:04
Speaker
it's like But he kind of never... I'll give him credit. He kind of never makes it an issue. He never plays the victim. You know, i was when he was like walking around and stuff, like later on, he's just like not even talking about it.
01:31:18
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, he's collecting wood and shit. and he's Yeah, he's got a bloody ass thigh. ah Yeah. But. But they all they all barricade themselves in some central location in the poips. In the poips.
01:31:35
Speaker
And the point we get the we get like a little ah collage of a little montage almost of there's some actual good like mosquito explosions here.
01:31:48
Speaker
It looks like, because they're just blasting them down through the drain pipes. I don't know. This is like the stand your ground. They're in a stand your ground state. They're like standing.
01:32:00
Speaker
They're standing their ground.
01:32:04
Speaker
They're standing their ground in the sewer pipe. Well, that's probably a sewer pipe. Yeah, there's no sewage there. ah You know. Shooter was full, but Parks has the idea that they're afraid of fire because these things obviously look like Frankenstein, right?
01:32:21
Speaker
Mm-hmm. I don't... like Are mosquitoes afraid of fire? i don't know. I think anything... I think any bug is scared of fire. I thought they were drawn to light and shit. Maybe it's the smoke and the heat.
01:32:36
Speaker
maybe Maybe it's because they're, since they're like, they suck blood, maybe it's like, it carries the ah um blood vampire mythos. It carries the vampire mythos.
01:32:47
Speaker
Yeah. i all hey I cannot be close to the fire because I am a vampire.
01:33:00
Speaker
I'm a squeedo.
01:33:05
Speaker
You know, and they he Parks starts gathering up everybody's shirts. He shouldve he should have been like, I'm going to need your shirt, Megan. And then when she gave it to him, he'd go, the other one, too.
01:33:20
Speaker
yeah other While everybody else still has their shirts on. It's life and death here, Megan. Yeah. What are you going to do?
01:33:32
Speaker
thought this was America. and thought this was America. I'm sorry. now i thought this was America. What are you going to do? But now is where you finally see that they both got wife beaters on.
01:33:45
Speaker
Matching wife beaters, megan Megan and Ray. They have been wearing the same goddamn shirt this whole time. Yep. Nice and tucked in. Nice and tucked in. Always tucked in. Yeah, the only only shirts that got untucked in this movie were their overshirts ah in this scene.
01:34:04
Speaker
But when they pulled them out, they still didn't untuck their wife beaters. No, because they're wearing like those like that Mormon underwear where it's like one one piece.
01:34:16
Speaker
that snaps at the It snaps down at the taint. Yeah. There's a button. ah You he yeah pop the button and it goes all the way their armpits.
01:34:28
Speaker
Like pulling a string on a blind. Yeah, they haven't made it to where they can get married yet, so earlier they were just dry humping. But oh they discover they discover Junior's body the next morning, right? They come out and he's clearly dead.
01:34:47
Speaker
ah no doubt about it. I'm surprised that... Dehydrated. yeah um he needs That boy needs some Gatorade. I'm surprised Earl didn't ah check his pulse. That would have been fucking genius. Oh, yeah.
01:35:03
Speaker
He just looks thirsty. Maybe we can save him. But he does do the cross his heart thing. like And he says, God bless you, brother. yeah you know It's like, dude, you fucking chopped. Are we forgetting already that he chopped people up and robbed a bank?
01:35:26
Speaker
He's a different man now. He's a different man now. Yep, this is part of his redemption arc.
Annoying Movie Characters Comparison
01:35:33
Speaker
Ridiculous. It's the start of it Well, ah yeah, he robbed banks, chopped people up, and now you're supposed to kind of feel sorry for him.
01:35:46
Speaker
Yeah. You know, because this is like the heartfelt moment. You know, the brother gets killed. The brother got sucked by mosquitoes.
01:35:57
Speaker
Till his eyeballs popped out. so his eyeballs popped out. ah so the eyeballs He got dehydrated to his eyeballs popped out.
01:36:08
Speaker
That's a neat trick though. You would think they would have got sucked in, but yeah, I'm, I'm no doctor and I sure as hell ain't a scientist.
01:36:20
Speaker
That boy there needs some Gatorade, some Electro-Wites. That boy needs some Pepto-Bismol. That would have been funny. just starts dumping Pepto-Bismol down his throat.
01:36:34
Speaker
I think I can save him, guys. Hold on just a minute there. It's indigestion after all. I think he just needs to pass his fart.
01:36:49
Speaker
oh Hendrix is basically, what's his name from Texas Chainsaw Massacre? What's the fat guy in the wheelchair that complains the whole time?
01:37:01
Speaker
Oh, Franklin. Franklin, yeah. Hendrix is basically just bitching the whole time like Franklin at this point. Probably giving Gunner Hanson PTSD. hee hee hee I think it'll be a fun great trip.
01:37:17
Speaker
He keeps spitting. Never has there ever been a more satisfying death than Franklin.
01:37:29
Speaker
Well, Aerie.
01:37:37
Speaker
Imagine a movie where um Franklin is like babysitting that little bastard from the Babadook. Jesus fucking Christ. I think I'd kill myself to get out of that.
01:37:53
Speaker
Those are probably the two most annoying characters in movie history. I want to see a race between him and ah the kid in Mac and Me.
01:38:05
Speaker
And Silver Bullet. Oh, yeah. it's their yeah Silver Bullet wouldn't be fair.
01:38:14
Speaker
Yeah. frankly Franklin would be like complaining the entire time. you guys said it's going to be a fair race. Everybody would just kill themselves to stop having to listen to Franklin. They'd end up pushing him over the cliff on like on Mac and Me, but it's Franklin because they got tired of listening to him.
01:38:35
Speaker
and Next time you watch Mac and me look at him, he looks like they repurposed a sex doll. His mouth is perpetually, it looks like a butthole. is that fuck That whole fucking movie.
01:38:47
Speaker
oh ah ah But is, yeah, I to, yeah, okay. matt ma mac is ah i need to yeah Yeah, his mouth looks like a butthole.
01:39:03
Speaker
just what i' yeah Just all I'm saying. All I'm saying. rep Repurpose sex doll.
Radioactive Discovery
01:39:09
Speaker
Repurpose. Ugh. Yeah, and i ah parks gets his they are Parks gets his Geiger counter and Tess Jr. to see that he's radioactive!
01:39:26
Speaker
He's got static all over him. It's ghost. Well, and the follow-up is instead of trying to find like and ah contact the government or the police or anything, he's like, we need to find this meteor.
01:39:41
Speaker
We need to find where this meteor is at. Like, what are you gonna do? Looking for meteor shit. What are you gonna do if you find it?
01:39:53
Speaker
Meteor shit. What are you going to do, tough guy? You going to spit on it? You going to pee on it? I'm going to pee right all over that meteor.
01:40:05
Speaker
You're not going to do anything. Call the authorities. Yeah. I know what we need to do. if i walk If I got out of that drain pipe and saw ah Junior in the condition that he was in, i would ah i would not want to pursue whatever did that to him.
01:40:26
Speaker
Right. go, you know what? I think I'm good. Let's go call the police. Let's find the police.
01:40:34
Speaker
I would never go. i bet that was a giant mosquito. Yeah. let just leave.
Farmhouse Suspense and Strategy
01:40:43
Speaker
And, uh, you know, judging by a couple mosquito bites, it must be pretty cold in those woods. Oh, yeah.
01:41:00
Speaker
They find a farmhouse. Yeah. That's where, uh, this movie, you know, this movie kind of gets in, um,
01:41:12
Speaker
starts to take a Night the Living Dead turn, you know? Yeah, but with mosquitoes. Night of the Living Creeps. It's Night of the Living Creeps. Yeah, Night of the Living Creeps, mosquitoes.
01:41:24
Speaker
Well, ah Earl wants to help. Earl decides he's gonna be helpful now, and Ray, rightfully so, doesn't trust him with Parks and Megan, because right lest we forget, he wiped blood off his axe onto her face nearly 12 Yep.
01:41:44
Speaker
yep Yep, absolutely. He wiped his ketchup off on her. Yeah. He's like, this here's period blood. in Enjoy. You can have ah it. Thanks, Rosie.
01:42:00
Speaker
ah canva I use this we my transitioning
01:42:08
Speaker
He's like, I just, I just whacked my puss with it. I split my Peter and Twain with this here axe. Ha ha.
01:42:21
Speaker
My puss. It just looks like you microwaved a hot dog. you you know You know how they split down the middle?
01:42:33
Speaker
but ah That is Earl's back alley ah surgery. He just hacked himself into Wang.
01:42:44
Speaker
with Now he's Rosie. Yeah, Rosie. And he wiped the blood on, he wiped that blood on Megan's face. Yeah. um Top, top tier effects.
01:42:56
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Top tier. Still not as bad as the beginning of Return of the Living Dead. Just saying. and
01:43:05
Speaker
Or, or the original. The original. That guy was fired, but there's still some of that in the movie.
01:43:14
Speaker
when you i'm not I won't go into that. and That's a topic for another day. Just look into it. that But they enter they go into the farmhouse and they send Hendrix down to the basement to see if there's anything down there. And if you've seen Night of the Creeps,
01:43:37
Speaker
you're ah you kind of know what's going to happen here. Yeah. Bunch of eggs everywhere in place of a bunch of worms. well he doesn't Well, he he doesn't see them because it's dark and he goes back upstairs and he's like, yep, nothing down there.
01:43:55
Speaker
We're good. so Yeah, I know. it kind of stupid ass. he They sent him down there to investigate. He didn't fucking look for shit.
01:44:09
Speaker
Because when when he's when he goes back upstairs, remember the basement door closes a little bit and you see like the ah shadow of something moving? when Which, unless you're an idiot, you probably understand what that's going going to be.
01:44:26
Speaker
it was just wind could it be it be zombie or goose and a in a movie called mosquito plot twist they show up to a farmhouse full of fucking vampires or there's werepanthers werepanthers In the basement.
01:44:54
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Like, they should have just showed it, because really, that's where we're at now. It's like, it's a silhouette. What could it be? yeah ah I don't know.
01:45:06
Speaker
don't know. You know, and they start boarding up the house, and I always thought, you know, in Night of Living Dead, um when they were boarding up the house, I was like, if you would fucking board it up from the outside...
01:45:20
Speaker
you would have survived the night, right? Possibly. but Well, because if you run a board across the outside of the window and you push on it, you have to break the board to get through it.
01:45:33
Speaker
Well, yeah, but who's to say that they couldn't do that anyway when there's like 50 of them pressing up against that board?
Chainsaw Discovery and Humor
01:45:39
Speaker
Well, 50 of them couldn't occupy that enough space to push on the window at the same time.
01:45:48
Speaker
But with their online with the boards being on the inside, all they have to do is push the nail out of the wall. They don't have to break the board.
01:46:00
Speaker
Just saying.
01:46:03
Speaker
What? Like they're out there with hammers, like tapping the nails back out. No. Fuckers left the tool shed open. That's what they would have to do or break the boards. But I mean, if the, since they boarded up the windows from the inside of the house, once they break, once the mosquitoes break the glass, they just have to push the boards.
01:46:25
Speaker
Right. But if they were on the, if they boarded it up from the outside, they would have to break the boards to get in. Yeah. You know, And like in Night of the Living Dead 1990, they got the old doors that were stronger.
01:46:41
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Because Ben punched right through that motherfucker. Yeah. ah No good. It's no good. Come on, man. That's all we got. Come on, Ben.
01:46:55
Speaker
Anyway. they so and guess And here's the centerpiece of the movie, because Earl finds a chainsaw. Yep, and that triumphant music starts playing. It's like... Found
01:47:14
Speaker
found this in the workshed. Thought it might come in handy. Man, haven't handled one of these babies in 20 years. Feels good. He's like, look what I found.
01:47:27
Speaker
Fuck, fuck, face. Found this in the tool shed.
01:47:32
Speaker
ah what's he says something like i haven' a I haven't used one of these in 20 years yeah yeah and everybody and ah everybody that sees it is like he said the thing he's talking about yeah Texas Chainsaw Massacre but this is after he this is after he takes his hair down right and goes full Quaker Oats. To show us some gorgeous locks.
01:47:57
Speaker
Yeah, he looks like the Quaker Oats guy. He goes full Quaker.
01:48:05
Speaker
They should have had a stylist on this movie ah because that's embarrassing. He's got like a poofy Quaker Oats haircut. Yeah. They did him dirty.
01:48:16
Speaker
they did They did Gunner dirty in this movie. they were like Just to remind you guys, before we go into this battle, we got your roots. Yeah.
01:48:27
Speaker
yeah It's like Popeye. Yeah. Or, uh, remember to drink your milk. Yeah, the fucking, uh, yeah, this is like the fan service moment where everybody's supposed to be like, oh my god! Yeah, and then everybody's like, it's Quick Roots, man.
01:48:46
Speaker
Yeah, they fucked up and gave him a fucking, uh, mullet he's all business up front party in the back yeah he's straight business quaker oats and they're i need some i need some brown cinnamon some sugar some apples i'm about to balance everybody's breakfast today
01:49:14
Speaker
I don't even know if they're fucking, if there's a, if the Quaker Oats man has a catchphrase.
Ridiculous Mosquito Fight
01:49:20
Speaker
I don't think talks. He's like, eat my oats, queer. but
01:49:31
Speaker
that is That's his catchphrase. Fuck me, I'm gonna fuck this mosquito right in its pussy.
01:49:42
Speaker
he He goes Quaker Oats, man, and gets completely fucking off the rails rude. Yeah. And, you know, um this is when Parks is trying to fix the the Geiger counter, which he can't do.
01:49:59
Speaker
Keep that in mind. He's not sure what's going on here. He says either it's either it's broken or they're sitting on top of an atom bomb, which we know that it's going off because they're sitting on top of the fucking.
01:50:14
Speaker
Go with eggs. And Hendrix is complaining like usual, you know, fucking dickhead. We find that medium. We find the origin of these bugs.
01:50:26
Speaker
And then what?
01:50:29
Speaker
And then we get rid of them, whatever it takes. I knew it. I knew you were going to say that. I could have stayed my little cubbyhole under that boat till the cops showed up.
01:50:40
Speaker
But no, you guys had to come along and find me. And now I'm on a mission to save the world from giant mosquitoes. Man, the late show doesn't get any better than this.
01:50:52
Speaker
He's a good guy. I'm just being hard on him.
01:50:57
Speaker
But, well, you know, when he's loading a shotgun, it's pointed right at Ray's head. yeah they They practice zero fucking gun safety on any of these movies that we've been watching. And he's, like, bitching the whole time, too, because there's, like, goo all over him.
01:51:13
Speaker
Yeah, like goop on the bullets. He got three fucking shotgun shells from Ray, and he's like, they got goop all over him. Frankly, it's going to be a fun trip.
01:51:29
Speaker
Ray's like, yo, you's about to get goop all over you. Hey, You're about to get some goop on you.
01:51:43
Speaker
Shirts are still tucked in. uh, and they they go around everyone's like, hey man, I've been in Vietnam.
01:51:57
Speaker
I've been trained for combat.
01:52:01
Speaker
They shooting! they ah You remember caught you know the movie that's from? yeah They, are bonus points if you do.
01:52:13
Speaker
Uh, But that you know they get around Ray and he says he was a Boy Scout. Yeah. he He's tough. He's tough because he was trying to be a Weeblo. Obviously joking.
01:52:26
Speaker
But yeah ray Ray glazes Earl or ah Parks a little bit. He's like, man, you're tough. Who wrote this? Man, you're tough. Yeah. Who wrote this script? I need to be a screenwriter. I'm telling you.
01:52:40
Speaker
He's like, man, you're tough. We wouldn't have gotten this far if you weren't. Yeah, he's like, give me that penis.
01:52:48
Speaker
Like he's trying to get the last drop out of ah bottle a bottle of ketchup.
01:52:56
Speaker
tapping it on the side, tapping it on the 57, just holding it and mash in the end of it.
01:53:04
Speaker
Oh my God. Yeah.
01:53:09
Speaker
but And sure enough, they hear the mosquitoes coming. That's right. That's right. ah bunch of biscuits coming after him. there for biscuits They're gonna take a hobiscus in the buttocks.
01:53:23
Speaker
Between the cheeks. They're gonna take some hibiscus in between the cheeks. And the fucking house is covered. with yes s guedter really cool, awesome looking squeeders.
01:53:38
Speaker
That's right. Not goofy looking at all. and probably yet not at all It probably took them forever to cut out every single one of these magazines. It's like a paper tigers.
01:53:51
Speaker
It looks like if and looks like ah South Park animation of mosquitoes attacking a house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not paper tigers, paper dolls.
01:54:03
Speaker
Yeah. Like, they just cut a mosquito out and then pulled it. Here we go. Just make them orange or some shit. I don't know what color they are. Fuck it.
01:54:13
Speaker
Sky's the limit. There's no expense. Ain't bugs purple? Yeah. I don't know. And like there it's a beautiful animation. ah You know, I mean...
01:54:27
Speaker
Jurassic Park eat your heart out. Yeah, take some notes. ah Yeah, they should take yeah take some notes. Tuck your shirt in and take some notes. And, yeah, tuck your shirt in. They don't have to. They fucking...
Weapon Critiques and Humor
01:54:41
Speaker
They got those... ah Those things were pretty popular in the 90s. Those tops that girls wore that had the snap and the crotch. you remember those? Yeah, they're like the Mormon underwear.
01:54:53
Speaker
yeah i bet I bet fucking ah Ray is wearing one of Megan's. i bet He probably is. His fucking balls are hanging out on both sides of it.
01:55:06
Speaker
Purple. I'm fucking and starved for fucking blood.
01:55:13
Speaker
but
01:55:16
Speaker
that's just fucking hanging out one is hanging out each side. imagine Imagine as a man, i can't speak for women, but as a man trying to button one of those and you get your fucking balls caught in it.
01:55:33
Speaker
owie but that's the only thing that makes sense that would be why they both have their little tank tops tucked he's wearing her I need to look and see what that's called I'm a stupid ass it's like a onesie like what do they call that don't you go buying one What do they call those things that wrestlers wear?
01:55:56
Speaker
ah It's kind of like that, but it has a snap in the crotch. Anyway, Google it. And Google cream pie. Add cream pie to the end of it.
01:56:11
Speaker
but i'm But Earl comes out and here's the moment. Quaker Oats man with a chainsaw. Fires it up. yeah I would not want to be in the fucking living room with some elderly man swinging a chainsaw and giant mosquitoes.
01:56:27
Speaker
Right? i mean I mean... I was hoping so bad that like he would do like the ah different dances that he does at the end of he He kind of looks like he tries at one point, but yeah just ah that look that might have not been a plastic chainsaw. Maybe it was a little heavy.
01:56:49
Speaker
Yeah, it looked like it was a replication of the ah chainsaw that they used for Texas 3, the Saul's family one. the The one that was all fucking brass and chrome and shit.
01:57:01
Speaker
Yeah. The one in... The one... This one is red. Isn't the one in chainsaw 1 yellow? Yeah, it's like yellow. he's like ah He probably just needed to eat some more oatmeal to get his strength up. Yeah, i was so he was down on his oats.
01:57:19
Speaker
His stamina. Nothing's worse than a man down on his luck and down on his oats. I'm down on my oats. I need to eat some for my strengths and energies. yeah I'm really down on my oats today, guys.
01:57:38
Speaker
Oh, I bet ah bet he doesn't drink anything either. You ever see kids that like eat like um instant oats without adding anything? They're just eating them out of the bag?
01:57:51
Speaker
i usually walk the other way. i bet they're fucking i bet they get some fucking constipation like a motherfucker. It reminds me of those Lick'Em Sticks. You remember those?
01:58:05
Speaker
Fucking disgusting. Yeah. jo Little kids passing them around like it's a crack pipe. Oh, yeah. That's fucking disgusting. Then you had that one kid that would like fucking lick his fingers and stick it down in there.
01:58:20
Speaker
Well, I mean, the stick was you. yeah The whole point was that you licked the stick. They didn't want to be patient and wait for the fucking stick to come around. Yeah. A little kid with fucking dookie streaks and boogers on his fingers.
01:58:35
Speaker
Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. That's what built our immunity, though, as children. So I can't complain too much. Probably made us immune to a lot of shit now. I don't believe that. i think that's Random um night boogers and fecal matter from some other kid when you were a kid.
01:58:52
Speaker
I think that's coping. yeah I think saying that is a coping mechanism. You're like, I let my brother fart in my eye just so I never get pink eye.
01:59:04
Speaker
It built up my immunity to pink eye. Now you can fart in my pillow. I can look right in the eye of the demon right down your butthole and you can squeeze out a fart filled with deviled eggs and Budweiser and I'll never get a single bit of pink eye.
01:59:28
Speaker
A single bit. how you Because I used to do it when I was a kid and it built up my immunity.
01:59:36
Speaker
Whatever you gotta to tell yourself.
01:59:40
Speaker
But you know, yeah it's like a little montage of everybody having their way with the squeeters and it keeps cutting back to ah Gunner, Earl, killing mosquitoes with his chainsaw and it's kind of uneventful, you know, because Gunner's a little older now, you know, that chainsaw's heavy. Mm-hmm.
02:00:01
Speaker
You know? It's a little harder to do. Yeah, it's not easy. he
02:00:08
Speaker
But ah fucking ah Megan still has the hatchet, so they kind of fucked her in the weapon category. Everybody has shotguns and shit, and they're like, here, you get the little hatchet. that here's here Yeah, here's your fucking... yeah this This has Rosie's coochie blood on it.
02:00:29
Speaker
Go give them Squeeders Hep C! say This one's got my puss blood on it. I'm going hit that squeeder with this here hatchet, and in about 20 years, it's going to die.
02:00:42
Speaker
Yeah.
02:00:47
Speaker
Oh. But that's, ah they they you know, she she turns on the oven and burns one, you know, because yeah she has the most, I give her points for probably the most creative kill of the movie.
02:01:02
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Yeah. I love how some of the boards look so... They didn't even try to make them look realistically broken, they just cut them in jagged shit. Yeah, I know.
02:01:14
Speaker
It looks like they bought them that way from a Halloween store. Yeah. You know, they just have, like, Z-shaped jagged... yeah Yeah, already? Pre-made? Pre-fab? Kinda ridiculous.
Plan to Destroy Mosquito Eggs
02:01:32
Speaker
I mean, at this point, anything goes in this movie, you know? Yeah. They, well, they finally get a little breather and they hear something coming from the basement.
02:01:46
Speaker
What? What did you find? They're down there. Thousands of What's down there? In the basement. A's. Mosquito haze. Hundreds of them. Thousands of them.
02:01:58
Speaker
Oh, man.
02:02:01
Speaker
So they weren't there when you checked the basement before? Hey man, it was dark. Yeah. Megan thinks it's her little vibrating egg going on. Yeah.
02:02:14
Speaker
That Ray has the little remote control for. You know, that little thing. Or the one that he's wearing. Yeah. She's a chastity on him. She's accidentally sitting on the button for it, and he's like, She's got a fucking, one of them fucking Wi-Fi chastities.
02:02:36
Speaker
ah He's like, oh That stupid bastard. He's probably got transformer undies on. Yeah. but
02:02:49
Speaker
He does kind of look like me when I was in kindergarten. ah But now I'm much bigger. ah good thing is I get bigger, my undies stay the same.
02:03:02
Speaker
yeah and ah still have a kindergarten sized penis though. Oh,
02:03:14
Speaker
ah Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. And we get some investigation. You know, Parks and Hendrix. They're like, how about the guy that got stabbed through the fucking leg earlier? Why don't you come down in the basement with me to check on this?
02:03:31
Speaker
Rightfully so, I suppose. He's kind of justified because they did ask him to go look into it earlier and he said it was all clear. so yeah He kind of fucked him.
02:03:44
Speaker
Smooth move, Exlax. Because that there basement... It's full of squeeders. It's all full of squeeders. Hatching and hatching. So we know that mosquitoes don't just grow in a basement. They need water.
02:04:00
Speaker
Yep. this this This ain't how it works. Preferably still water. Yep. You know, when you got 75 budget, budget, you can't afford to do any kind of research Mm-hmm.
02:04:19
Speaker
But a slight Google. Slight little bit of Googling, which wasn't even a verb back then. Slight little bit of you Googling. You Googlizing. Mm-hmm. Yeah. but But here's where it's like Night of the Creeps again, because they go down in the basement, and there's all the fucking squeeters, just like the yeah ah flying turds from Night of the Creeps.
02:04:44
Speaker
Whatever the fuck they were. Snails, slugs, slugs. Yeah, so they're all like, what what are we going to do here, you know? So they're just like, well, we'll just draw all the mosquitoes in here and and blow this fucking house up.
02:04:58
Speaker
And...
02:05:01
Speaker
Well, their plan is to fill the house with gas and then use the dumbwaiter to escape to the roof. Yeah, that's what... Okay, so they're like... I know goddamn well Earl's not getting in that fucking dumbwaiter.
02:05:17
Speaker
There's no fucking way he's getting in that dumbwaiter. Well, it's an oversized dumbwaiter for the movie. It's pretty big. He might be able to get into it. It'll be like, um, but when he gets to the top and he, and it opens up, it's going to be like cracking open a tube of biscuits.
02:05:35
Speaker
He's just going to pop out of it. Like, like, But who's gonna be able to pull that fucking rope to get him there? The only guy that'd be able to do it is ah as Parks.
02:05:49
Speaker
He'd be the only one possibly to do it. and But who's gonna pull Parks up? Yeah, exactly. and so they already fuck i think they already have this pre-plan to get rid of him, is why as my theory.
02:06:02
Speaker
They knew that they weren't gonna get up there, and they're like... So then, you know, Earl's like, well, who's going to stay on light the match? And they're like, oh, we know. So they all start measuring dick sizes. And he's like, well, this way, Megan will be screwed, you know, or whatever.
02:06:19
Speaker
So it turns out, nope, nope. Well, let's be fair, though. I mean,
02:06:29
Speaker
Megan and Parks are probably out of that one.
Escape Plan Fails Humorously
02:06:31
Speaker
Yeah. are Parks probably got a fucking hog. He's like, you got to have a hog to be confident enough to tuck in a fucking plaid t-shirt.
02:06:45
Speaker
A plaid shirt. All through there, which by the way, they've been through another battle. All their shirts are still tucked in. Yep.
02:06:56
Speaker
Just saying. Just saying. Just saying. and and And slight nitpick, I've never seen an inch and a half gas line. Like, did you see when they went around the house?
02:07:09
Speaker
I mean, in ah in a home, you know, their gas lines in that house are fucking like two inches diameter. Jesus Christ. and Big gas lines.
02:07:22
Speaker
Sorry. Them veins are as big as the ones on a Snickers bar. Yep. Big ol' stove pipes. ain't eaten at Snicker bar.
02:07:34
Speaker
Well, you think I am?
02:07:38
Speaker
It's got a dick vein in it.
02:07:42
Speaker
And where'd they get all the rope, too? Yeah, they just found it all. Yeah, like the fucking guy that owns the house is a... Well, probably Earl had it stored there for rape kits and shit.
02:07:56
Speaker
It's not Earl's house. Doesn't matter. ah yeah Yeah, they were just... yeah They can find a bunch of rope, but they don't notice the basement's full of squeeters.
02:08:08
Speaker
Nope. Yeah, but Parks repurposes the Geiger counter into a detonator, and mind you, this is the guy that earlier couldn't figure out if the thing was broken or not, but now he knows how to repurpose it, you know?
02:08:25
Speaker
Which is fucking impossible because he had a digital clock that he attached to it. Where the hell did he get that? In his pocket. Yep, he just had it.
02:08:37
Speaker
It was his belt buckle. Yeah. He's got a gadget built.
02:08:44
Speaker
But, yeah. Go-go gadget detonator timer. Whatever. But they go around and break the gas lines. Mind you, keep in mind that their plan is to detonate the house...
02:09:04
Speaker
is to fill the house with gas and start a three minute timer and then escape up one at a time through the dumbwaiter. Yep.
02:09:16
Speaker
To God knows where, because does the dumbwaiter go into the fucking roof? No. It doesn't go out. Yeah, it does. It keeps you in the house. So why? not ah This is so stupid. It's like dumbwaiters don't take you out to the roof of the house.
02:09:35
Speaker
And also, who's going to pull Earl up? And also, who's going to... That's what saying. They're just like, fuck it. What Kevin is trying to say is, they fat as hell. These are some big boys.
02:09:48
Speaker
It's some big boys. youre You're like, who's going to get them fat boys up there? The fat boys? It doesn't matter because it takes about a minute and a half just to get Megan up there.
02:10:00
Speaker
Yep. They're pulling fucking Hendrix's doughy ass up there and it fucking breaks and sends him all way down to the basement. Because the fucking pulley's attached with staples or something.
02:10:14
Speaker
Yeah. Twist ties. Which is the end of him. We never get any follow-up with Hendrix. He's just fucked. He's gone. Yeah. He falls down in the basement.
02:10:27
Speaker
ah Because, spoiler, the fucking timer is not long enough. You can't get five people up through the dumbwaiter to... What would happen is if you got in the dumbwaiter and they pulled you to the top, you'd be at the top of the fucking stairs.
02:10:44
Speaker
Yep. You'd be on the second floor. It's not even taking you to the attic. Yep. You're right back where you started. man, these here are some city boys that wrote this here script.
02:10:58
Speaker
They're like, I bet those stupid fucking dumb waiters go all the way to the roof.
Final Battle and Escape
02:11:03
Speaker
Yep. You know, I'm going to find out that they do and I'm going to feel stupid.
02:11:09
Speaker
Yeah, it's okay. So fucking Earl seizes Time to Shine, and he fires up the his trusty old chainsaw and starts heading to the basement to save Hendrix.
02:11:22
Speaker
Earl, what do you doing? I'm going to save your friend. Forget man. just get yourself killed. likes a bitch. yeah because he's fighting mosquitoes left and right and you know he's going out with a fight and he's this is where he starts really start trying to do his his uh leather face dances and his smooth moves with this yeah where he's showing that he's still one with the saw um he's like he's a good boy now
02:11:59
Speaker
Yeah. Parks is cornered in the kitchen and he sees a refrigerator and he's like, oh shit. And he goes and he hides in a fucking refrigerator. Yeah. He's like, I haven't seen, I've seen that, uh, Indiana Jones movie.
02:12:16
Speaker
Yeah. 20, 30 years before it came out where he survived an explosion. Yeah. A nuclear explosion from getting in a refrigerator. Yep.
02:12:27
Speaker
He's going to do the same thing. I don't think. Gray and Megan are on the roof and they just jump off because, you know, okay. Well, they hold hands. they but you Yeah, you're right. They did.
02:12:41
Speaker
And their shirts are still tucked in. They are. They're still buttoned. They're buttoned. Yep. Their shirts are tucked in. They're wearing tank tops at this point, so they're they're not buttoned. They're just tucked in, but still their fucking shirts are tucked in.
02:12:56
Speaker
And so is... ah So is... um Parks. His shirt's tucked in. And this motherfucker just got in a refrigerator.
02:13:09
Speaker
Does he survive? We'll never know. we do. The house explodes with Hendrix, Earl, and Parks inside.
02:13:20
Speaker
Dun, dun, dun. Who will survive and what will be left of them? will know? Wink, wink, wink, wink.
02:13:31
Speaker
callback or, uh, huh? Wink, wink. Who will survive and what will and what will be left of them? Yep. Wink, wink. Texas Chainsaw Massacre, huh? Wink, wink.
02:13:43
Speaker
That's quacktastic. But but the net but the next ah the next morning, Megan and Ray is walking around outside with their shirts tucked in and they hear, uh, some...
02:13:59
Speaker
Come on, man. They just jumped off a roof. They went through all this shit. They're wearing them one pieces. Yeah. Yeah, I bet. Ooh, man.
02:14:10
Speaker
ah those ah Those buttons are working overtime. Yep. But the next morning, you know, they hear some coughing coming from inside the house because right now we think everybody's dead or you're supposed to think everybody's dead. Yeah. Did see parks get in a refrigerator. He wouldn't do that and then die. Also, that would have been humiliating.
02:14:34
Speaker
Wouldn't it be great? We found this dead motherfucker in a refrigerator. what a hey no what it Wouldn't it have been fucking hilarious, though, if they they were walking through there and and they you heard coughing and he was coughing because he was like at the end of suffocating and they opened it right after he just suffocated.
02:14:55
Speaker
or like half his, ah like two-thirds of his body is burnt to a fucking crisp and they open it and he just starts going...
02:15:06
Speaker
they yeah yeah oh They fuck ah fucking open it and the lower half of his body is like a turkey with the little white things on his legs.
02:15:24
Speaker
Ray goes, it's Parks, he's you're alive! Yeah! yeah
02:15:34
Speaker
But they get parked up because none of this happened. He's actually still alive. he didn't burn up or turn into a turkey. They pull him out of the refrigerator and they they walk right off into the sunset.
02:15:49
Speaker
Yep. Yep. And walk away. And um yeah. And apparently every squeeder in the whole goddamn county is dead. Yep. They've seen their day.
02:16:02
Speaker
Incredible. i I love it. I have this movie on DVD and I will probably watch it more often. Thank you, Anthony, because I haven't seen this movie in 31 years. Yeah.
02:16:17
Speaker
Yeah. Hey, spell DVD backwards. Double vaginal double.
02:16:27
Speaker
Thanks, Anthony, for your request. We were honored to cover it. ah you were You're like, you jackass.
02:16:39
Speaker
You're supposed to
02:16:42
Speaker
spell Kevin backwards, quick. Huh? I don't know to read. ah if ah Do what? Spell Musqueeter backwards. Musqueeter.
02:16:55
Speaker
um scoch you. My squeeder. um um My squeeder. Well, thank you guys so much for joining us on another hilarious romp through.
02:17:09
Speaker
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02:17:40
Speaker
Kidding. Kidding. ah But Or Mosquito. Bye!
02:17:49
Speaker
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