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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
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Tonight we're clucking our way into the unhinged, feather-flying madness of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Get ready for a gore-soaked, musical horror-comedy that’s equal parts absurd and terrifying. We’ll dissect the zombie chickens, the over-the-top satire, and just how far Troma pushes the boundaries of taste. Grab your popcorn—and maybe some hand sanitizer—because this episode is gonna get messy. Let’s dive in!
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Transcript
Introduction and 'Poultrygeist' Overview
00:00:25
Speaker
Hello and welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin and with me is the prettiest counter girl in all of Tromaville. Hi, I'm Popeye.
00:00:40
Speaker
And this is Night of Poultry Geist, a Night of the Chicken Dead. 2006, it's like we went into the future. i know, blast it off real quick.
00:00:53
Speaker
This is the trashiest movie we've watched so far, I think. Oh, I don't know. It's... I mean, we did cover Desperate Living. but Oh, yeah. Yeah, you might be... Well, no, I don't know.
00:01:07
Speaker
This movie is... They're taking shots at everybody, though. fuck yeah, they are. And getting away with it.
Troma's Style and Musical Elements
00:01:16
Speaker
Yeah, if you're easily offended, this is not your movie.
00:01:20
Speaker
No. yeah So suck it up and hit the play button. Because this ah this movie's funny. Yeah, look at look at it through a clown's eyes.
00:01:35
Speaker
But not a weird clown. Regular clown. Yeah, and just don't take shit seriously. yeah Because as you watch the movie, they make fun of every fucking body. Everybody. Yeah, dude.
00:01:46
Speaker
Everybody takes shots in this one. Fuck yeah, it's great. Everybody should. Nobody's safe, and that's the beauty of Troma. Uncle Lloyd-y.
00:01:58
Speaker
ahloyd Lloyd Kaufman is like a cartoon character. did Uncle Lloyd, man. Holy shit.
00:02:08
Speaker
he And it's funny, because he ah when they when they cast Jason, I'm not even going to try to pronounce his last name. Well, I guess I'll try.
00:02:19
Speaker
yeah Is that how you say it? You canon? Yeah. looks Okay. i I dare you. When i cast one they cast him as Arby, he looks just like a young Lloyd Kaufman.
00:02:35
Speaker
He does. he ask They did a good job.
Filmmaking Style and Effects
00:02:37
Speaker
ah He was like, put these glasses on, kid. And he was like, that's it. Son of a bitch! who You look just like me.
00:02:47
Speaker
yeah You got a wide stance, just like me. ah so to Pull your balls out.
00:02:55
Speaker
now but No, i um I shouldn't make fun of this movie, because ah it's it's really... it was... Look, I'll explain this.
00:03:07
Speaker
Well, no. um It's kind of a musical. Kevin says I think it's a musical and actually it's our second musical or wait is it our second musical and it's also a trauma movie Yeah, the second musical that is also a Troma movie. That we've covered, yes.
00:03:30
Speaker
And that' the third one someday is going to be ah Rocky Horror. And yeah might be the last that might be the last one, I don't know. maybe um We're going to come across some more.
00:03:43
Speaker
What's the one with Bill Moseley? Oh, it's a Repo the Genetic Opera. That should definitely go on the list, too. i can
Skepticism on 'Toxic Avenger' Trailer
00:03:51
Speaker
go on the list. Yeah. Yeah. that So we may top out at four musicals.
00:03:57
Speaker
ah Maybe. Yeah, I think we'll probably find another something else. You know, um so this movie was directed by the visionary Lloyd Kaufman.
00:04:13
Speaker
Absolutely. It's not. it's not just a film, but a transcendent work of art, Kevin. Or, wait, what's your name?
00:04:25
Speaker
ah five got oh Am I going to be Five Guys or am I going to be In-N-Out? You're going Yeah. yeah this This is not merely a film, Quiznos. It's a transcendent work of art that synthesizes the grotesque, the satirical, and the musical into a sublime critique of late capitalistic excess and post-colonial hubris.
00:04:53
Speaker
It's a trauma magnum opus,
Character Naming and Opening Scene
00:04:56
Speaker
Kevin, or Quiznos. It elevates the lowbrow to the level of high art, wielding its humor and visceral gore as an alienation device to dismantle the viewer's complacency.
00:05:12
Speaker
ah Well said. Well said, Popeye. Thank you, Quiznos. I appreciate that you don't fuck the kids. Right.
00:05:24
Speaker
ah Like Subway.
00:05:28
Speaker
oh shit.
00:05:31
Speaker
Well done. Yeah. It is... There's a former Klan member in this movie. Not in real life, I don't think.
00:05:41
Speaker
But there's a former Klan member. We get a couple honkies dropped. Yeah, we definitely get some honkies dropped. At least once.
00:05:52
Speaker
There's references. Yeah, there's a lot of... The Hispanic community... yeah The Muslim community. Are taken taking strays. like Everybody, dude. Just normal people, whatever. Handicapped people.
00:06:13
Speaker
oh yeah. And what is up with Wendy's run? And every character, that's another thing. Every character and this, well, almost every character in this movie is named after a fast food restaurant. yeah Hence why Kevin is going to be Quiznos. Yeah.
00:06:29
Speaker
And you're Popeye. And I'm Popeye.
00:06:37
Speaker
Yes.
00:06:40
Speaker
It'll make more sense why I'm calling Kevin Quiznos in a few minutes because there's a ah star that shows up in this movie.
00:06:52
Speaker
Kind of. A legend. But, uh, But like, do you ever did you ever notice that um to me, the effects of trauma movies that I don't I didn't look into it. They must have the same effects team working on most of these movies, because some parts, some effects look like um paper mache to me. Like and it's like in several movies, like I've noticed that.
00:07:23
Speaker
Yeah, it's because it's it's all... I mean, they're they've got their regulars and stuff and people that stay on, but ah the same time, they take in whoever, man. If you're like a college kid and you're trying to like just get some experience, I mean, you go there, you don't get paid, you don't do it, you know what I'm saying? But you just go in and... um They'll throw you in doing anything and then effects or whatever. So everybody's crafting all these props and stuff, but they're also working with a very limited budget. So it's one of those guerrilla tactics, you know, way of going at it.
00:08:00
Speaker
Well, I believe that, uh, Caleb Emerson, the guy that plays Carl Jr., I believe he made that chicken that he has sex with. I believe that.
00:08:12
Speaker
I'm pretty sure that's what, uh, what ah what the story was that um he kind of helped out with some of the effects and he made the little fake chicken or maybe was just a real chicken that he performed cunnilingus on yeah yeah we'll get into that one
00:08:37
Speaker
Oh yeah, we also didn't go over the shots fired at the whole LGBTQ community ah and all that stuff too in this. So there's a lot of that too.
Key Characters and Toilet Humour
00:08:52
Speaker
Well, I think almost every character in a movie qualifies. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like it's, but yeah that's what everybody's throwing it everywhere. And, um, indigenous people are definitely thoughts for this movie. Like nobody is safe.
00:09:09
Speaker
Not to get back on that, but I was like thinking about it. Like, man, like everybody was taken down in this movie. You know, and it usually happens a lot in trauma movies, you know, just because, I mean, and I don't know, but they also points out hypocrisies and everything, you know, I'm saying within all that as well, which is fucking great.
00:09:30
Speaker
I think his last big, huge one too, before this was, ah citizen toxi. Cause right before, before that was terror firmer and that was based on his book, make your own damn movie, I believe.
00:09:44
Speaker
um And that was and the making of ah Citizen Toxie. Speaking of Toxie, what do you think?
00:09:57
Speaker
um We won't talk much about this. I just want your opinion on the... Did you watch trailer for the new Toxic Avenger that's coming out with... What's his name?
00:10:10
Speaker
The little guy from ah Game of Thrones is playing a Toxic Avenger? Yeah, man. I don't know. um Lloyd's for it, and you know he's you know and that's that's cool, and I don't want to sound like just, ooh, I will never watch a remake of Tramma. I will probably... i haven't seen the trailer yet. I just don't know. just don't know yet. Well, do I didn't look into it either, only because the trailer...
00:10:45
Speaker
looks fucking stupid. But I will say that it's a mistake to watch trailers anyway, and it's probably a good thing that it looks stupid. I don't follow trailers anyway. I want to see glimpses of a film, but don't give a shit about them.
00:10:59
Speaker
Well, it's probably a good thing.
00:11:03
Speaker
It's probably a good thing that it looked stupid to me because that might make me go in... You know, I might think... and Like, when I went to see... um ah what's that piece of shit movie? don't remember.
00:11:20
Speaker
I messaged you It was ah the one with the third person perspective following that fuckhead around in the woods. perhaps Oh, you're fuck it all you're fucking... um
00:11:35
Speaker
I ran wild about it. ah violent nature. Yeah, in a violent nature. I was so mad I went to the theater to see that piece of shit. and ever And it was hyped up as like this extreme horror slasher.
00:11:50
Speaker
And it's like half, you could cut out 30 minutes. Look, I'll do this in about a minute so I don't ah I won't go off on a tangent about this, but I'll say this.
00:12:04
Speaker
You could cut out half an hour of that movie easily just by cutting out the stupid fucking third-person scenes that nothing's happening. It's like drone
Satire and Consumerism Themes
00:12:15
Speaker
footage almost.
00:12:17
Speaker
And you could cut out like 20 minutes at the end because, spoilers, you lose the fucking slasher character after the second act.
00:12:31
Speaker
Fuck that movie.
00:12:34
Speaker
the The dialogue is shit. and And for a slasher, that usually wouldn't bother me. But for this one, because of how high praise it has, I'm like, fuck you.
00:12:46
Speaker
Fuck it. I'm gonna cut. I'll probably cut this out.
00:12:53
Speaker
one But fuck that movie. But I was hyped up because of all the talk going into it, but that's probably, that's why I mention it, because with the remake of Toxic Avenger, I think it looks like shit, so that might have a good effect.
00:13:09
Speaker
Like, when I go in to see it, I'll have low expectations, so it might I might be a pleasant pleasantly surprised. Yeah. Okay, I'm done. Sorry. All right.
00:13:22
Speaker
All right. Where were we? Oh, um, we didn't even the movie. We can wherever you want. We're wherever you want, baby. We'll start at act one here then. Cause we haven't even made it to that part.
00:13:36
Speaker
a Dry, dry humping. The movie begins with a sign that reads Tromahawk tribe, Indian burial ground. Desecrators will be cursed to the fullest extent of ancient tribal law.
00:13:49
Speaker
And then this amazing introduction after that. They said they actually looked for an Indian burial ground, but they weren't allowed to film the nude scenes in it.
00:14:02
Speaker
so yeah So they built one with fake um tombstones like 40 feet away from the real one. Yeah. The nude scenes. And the director of photography, I guess, um cut out... like ah He didn't like the way the real tombstones looked, so they cut that out, too. So they're not even in the background.
00:14:28
Speaker
So this opening scene was just a big clusterfuck. But... um Of course it was. If you you've watched the documentaries, like, when they do the special features, when it shows, like, the making of, it is fucking chaos.
00:14:45
Speaker
It is absolute chaos. I'm sure that was one of the chaotic parts. And Lloyd Kaufman don't take any shit from the actors either. He is He's such a fucking funny little guy. Yeah.
00:14:59
Speaker
Little. I say little. he He might be a tall guy because he's definitely taller tall. He's average height. he's He's silly, though, man. He don't give a fuck. And, you know, he knows what's gotta be done.
00:15:11
Speaker
Yeah.
00:15:14
Speaker
Yeah, and you know why you know us whites with that ah Indian burial ground bullshit. He's just kind of pointing out how ridiculous all this is. Yeah.
00:15:26
Speaker
like don't don't build that on an Indian burial ground. yeah'll You'll be cursed. But it sets everything up, at which is just the combination of everything. It's like they just pulled...
00:15:39
Speaker
Like, right. He just pulls random ideas out where he's like Indian burial ground chickens and zombies. Like, what can we do here? You know what I'm saying? And it's like, oh, it's of course, the recipe for some insane fucking movie. And then he's like, let's make it a musical. you know Incredible.
00:15:59
Speaker
and Incredible. yeah Yeah, and ah and so Arby, our main character, is dry-humping Wendy, his girlfriend, in the Indian burial ground.
00:16:15
Speaker
And he finally, he he's having trouble with her bra, and he finally gets it off. And they I think they start having real sex. I mean, they're not good at faking it, but that's what's implied. Gosh, Arby, the best dry-humber in school. Oh, my God.
00:16:31
Speaker
Thanks, Wendy. That's what the guys on the basketball team say. And then off in a distance, there's somebody breathing heavy from the bushes. Yeah.
00:16:43
Speaker
The tombstone. What's the tombstone say that they're? I don't fucking know Did you? I didn't even pay attention to that.
Musical Chaos and Climax
00:16:54
Speaker
The Indian chief from the village people.
00:17:00
Speaker
what
00:17:06
Speaker
Brilliant! that's what that's what That was Lloyd. He was like, brilliant! That there's funny.
00:17:16
Speaker
ah I got a good idea, you ah you jackasses.
00:17:25
Speaker
The Indian chief from the village people. Now get in there and dry hump, you hooker. And someone, someone who may or may not be Kevin is watching from the bushes.
00:17:46
Speaker
This is what, this like, this is what we used to do back in the day when we'd come out and scare the, the goth kids that were LARPing out at Mirror Lake. Yeah.
00:18:00
Speaker
wow I tried to stop you so many times and you're like, no, this is just how it's going to be. This is the new way to scare him. Without the axe. You know what's scary to me. What?
00:18:14
Speaker
no the The guy is wearing whitey tighties, right? yeah guy Okay, so the um he has his dick out, which we haven't even gotten to that yet, so I probably shouldn't But anyway, he pulled his dick and balls through that little opening in the whitey tighties.
00:18:35
Speaker
Yeah. Nobody does that.
00:18:40
Speaker
What? It was that didn't. Oh, it's the gentleman's way. Kevin didn't immediately agree with me. It's the gentleman's way.
00:18:51
Speaker
So I think Kevin is a flap guy. He pulls the flap open. Well, to be fair, I don't think I wore whitey tighties since I was a fucking... A wee lad? A wee lad.
00:19:08
Speaker
Last year. Yeah. Back when I used to think the only reason I had balls was to hold down my underwear while I was peeing. Yeah.
00:19:21
Speaker
I was like, well, that's a convenient feature we got there. Those hold them right out of the way.
00:19:32
Speaker
missed it. That's a heavy balls. Well, I was a young one. your dad Your dad was like, he's not mine. Look at the size of his balls. Have you ever seen a fat transformer? Yeah.
00:19:50
Speaker
I want to now. I want to now. Okay, so we were poor growing up. Very poor. And I had some underwear with Transformers on them. And, uh...
00:20:03
Speaker
We went, uh, I must've had them for five years. shit You know he just grew right into them. Well, and I went, I remember in grade school, remember when they used to do physicals and they'd line you up and touch your balls and stuff. Yeah. Maybe that, maybe that was just the hillbilly schools that I went to.
00:20:24
Speaker
but they'd make it that it They'd make us strip down to our underwear. Well, I had a pair of Transformer underwear on that were so old that Optimus Prime looked like he was holding on for dear life across my ass.
00:20:41
Speaker
Yeah. And you're so proud of them too. Cause that was like that one good pair of underwear that you got like five years ago. And, and it's not cause I was a fat kid. Cause I was skinny. I was just fucking five years older.
00:20:58
Speaker
you look like You look like Tom Hanks in Big where he gets big and he's still wearing his 10-year-old underwear. look like i i yeah Look like they vacuum sealed those goddamn things on me. I'm like, my mom put them in the dryer for too long.
00:21:24
Speaker
oh which is which is funny because as which is funny because as an adult that was the embarrassing thing not the standing next to four other guys with our fucking dick and balls out or for the for the school nurse
00:21:44
Speaker
the the big optimist prime on my butt was the was the embarrassing thing He's like, transform! or
00:21:57
Speaker
I should have looked her in the eyes and said, at least it hides the skid marks.
00:22:06
Speaker
He spent five years trying to transform back into a semi and drive away. yeah It looked like he stopped It looked like he hit the brakes going 70 miles an hour with that big skid mark across.
00:22:21
Speaker
Some road rash. Yeah.
00:22:25
Speaker
yeah some road rat yeah
00:22:41
Speaker
Holy shit.
00:22:44
Speaker
Yeah, basically what I'm saying is when I was when i was a kid, I was a big retard.
00:22:52
Speaker
yeah i'm goingnna show you my um I'm going to show you my picture from preschool at some point, Kevin, because... I hit my growth spurt early. Yeah. yeah You know, i'm i'm ah I'm tall, but I was freakishly tall in preschool because I'm standing. i look like I'm 17.
00:23:19
Speaker
You already had a mustache. yeah Yeah, I'm like almost as tall as my teacher and all the other kids are like ah are like seven or eight inches shorter than me.
00:23:32
Speaker
You would have thought I'd have been like seven foot tall by now, but I think I just hit my growth spurt early.
00:23:41
Speaker
Oh, shit. ah Sorry about the too much information. That was fucking good. ah so
00:23:52
Speaker
my My point to that story was nobody pulls their dick through that hole. Right. that's Except Kevin.
00:24:02
Speaker
Oh, that was good. you imagine Could you imagine if you were 40 years old and you had to go get checked for something? Because, spoiler, they didn't have to touch your nuts. They figured out somehow in the 2000s that they could just touch you like and you where your pubes are.
00:24:19
Speaker
But they just wanted to look at our little dicks. Yeah, weird.
Fighting Back and Resolution
00:24:24
Speaker
But... um Is that picture you're to send me? Was that taken by the nurse? No. Oh, okay. No, it's like my preschool picture. your preschool.
00:24:34
Speaker
No. I had... um But my point would would be hilarious if like you had to get a new job or something and you went in for a physical and you had that like you like you had on whitey tighties and they're like, pull your pants down. But instead you just pull it through the hole.
00:24:55
Speaker
i I think your doctor. Yeah.
00:25:02
Speaker
Yeah. It's like, and look, I'm a fucking full grown adult and I still occasionally see men that are around my age in bathrooms at the urinal with their pants around their ankles.
00:25:17
Speaker
Yeah, there was always this couple kids at the urine trough. And you see them to this day. Yeah, there is this guy that I used to work with ah years and years ago and you'd go in and he would take all of his clothes off when it's down on the toilet.
00:25:36
Speaker
You just hang him over the door.
00:25:42
Speaker
do we did we talk about the finger going in um Arby's butt, though? Because there is that part, too. so So I'll stop. I'll stop rambling here. and um Incredible story.
00:25:53
Speaker
Holy shit. Well, I'll get back to the movie because I apologize. I keep doing this bullshit.
00:26:05
Speaker
but
00:26:11
Speaker
Yeah, I was. ah I. Yeah. Well, you know, that was me in the past. I wouldn't wear those underwear today. So, you know, I wear i wear boxers.
00:26:27
Speaker
You have auto bought ones. ah no I should buy some though just for ah nostalgia ah brown back yeah bring it back put it on we and try to I'm not gonna get tall I'm not gonna get i'm not goingnna grow anymore so I'll just have to get fatter um I'll be 400 pounds like look how big I made Optimus Prime Kevin yeah
00:26:59
Speaker
should a You should ah slap a po a pair of those bad boys on, sit down on your couch, turn off all your AC, and watch Dawn of the Dead the way you used to. Yep.
00:27:09
Speaker
I'll go, Kevin, I'm not a child anymore. These are full-grown man panties. I'm a man. I'm a man, so I wear man panties.
00:27:23
Speaker
Yeah. But anyway... arbi gets ah So they start having sex, and obviously, because Indian burial ground and white people, there's ah ghoul hands coming up from the ground, and one of them sticks a finger up Arby's asshole.
00:27:43
Speaker
Yeah, what did he say? He's into it. Yeah, he's like, all those hands were touching him, and he said, I didn't know you were so... um Oh,
00:27:53
Speaker
hand hand hand dexterous yeah hand but dexterous yeah not ambidextrous he said hand dexterous What the fuck? Well, when the finger goes up his ass, he says something like, I didn't know love could be so pure. yeah
00:28:16
Speaker
But but um then Kevin jumps out from behind the, ah or Quiznos jumps out from behind the bushes, and he's Wendy says he's got something in his hand and ah ah he and Arby says, oh, it's ah it's an axe! And she goes, no, the other hand. And he's just like, they he's just shaking his fake dick at him that he pulled through the hole in his underwear.
00:28:48
Speaker
I can't get over this, Kevin. Or Quiznos. I can't get over this. Yeah. You know, it's only a only ah Troma would be the ones to be able pull his shit off, too.
00:29:07
Speaker
But so they run away, and ah the man from the bushes, Quiznos, he picks up Wendy's underwear first, and he's like, yuck.
00:29:22
Speaker
And he throws it down. Yuck. Yuck. Then he picks up Arby's underwear, but but I think the um Indians in that particular burial ground had a thing for Arby, too, because one hand comes right up from the ground up the guy's asshole ye all the way. That's a long arm.
00:29:47
Speaker
All the way up through his body, out his mouth, grabs the underwear, and then pulls it down through the mouth, out the ass, and then down into the ground. Yep, and we get first-person perspective at first, too, when the hand starts going up into his butt.
00:30:03
Speaker
Incredible. Yeah, there's some this movie has some serious ass trauma.
00:30:09
Speaker
Yeah, there's a lot of ass trauma. Yeah, that and it says, and and it pans over to the sign that reads, future site of another American chicken bunker, which is the fast food restaurant that this movie is ah kind of based around. Chickens of mass consumption.
00:30:31
Speaker
Yeah, chickens of mass consumption. Yeah. Then we get title card. Yeah, then we get the title card. Poultry guy, Snyder, but chicken dead.
00:30:43
Speaker
Yep, we made it. We finally fucking made it. and the and And if you're watching this movie at this point, you don't know it's a musical yet.
00:30:58
Speaker
But yeah there that's about to change. Yep. this This restaurant that they filmed this movie in is an old abandoned McDonald's. Yes.
00:31:10
Speaker
And it's weird because they have weird rules. They filmed this in Buffalo, New York, and they have some strange rules because there is a...
00:31:21
Speaker
Well, there's a scene later on where they're having a threesome inside the the restaurant, but they weren't allowed to film the sex scene inside the fucking McDonald's, so they filmed it in the basement of a church.
00:31:36
Speaker
I'll mention it.
00:31:40
Speaker
Fucking Lloyd Kaufman. Yep. He's got friends in high places, man, I'm telling you. This is one college semester later, so for fellas like me, that's like five years.
00:31:57
Speaker
Yeah. Fellas like you. oh I drug it out, man. My fucking... My, uh... Yeah, I did a... Yeah, never mind. I'm not gonna talk about that. But college for me was, um, difficult, to say the least.
00:32:16
Speaker
Ha! Because I'm an idiot. That's why. Spoilers.
00:32:25
Speaker
But this is one college semester later and the construction for the American Chicken Bunker has completed. Yes. And we got and we get shows up our arbi ah shows up no ri I don't know why he's there, ah but he ah he showed up to, and there's ah clam protesters outside. Yes.
00:32:51
Speaker
Great name. What are they called? The Collegate Lesbians Against Mega Conglomerations? why don't
00:33:07
Speaker
Yeah, conglomerations. harvardter ra out or at
00:33:17
Speaker
it's collegiate collegate allleian lesbians against the mega conbomeration yeah collaborateration Which is really what trauma is all about. Conglaborations. Conglaborations.
00:33:31
Speaker
Which is really a mosquito. Mosquito. and Just saying, mosquitoes. There's yeah there probably a lot of mosquitoes out there. Yeah, there probably is.
00:33:44
Speaker
Did you notice Arby's shirt? Oh, yeah. thats um I love the monster. ye it's yeah He's got a Top of the Avenger shirt on. It's an OG, yep. Old school. ah That's the original.
00:34:00
Speaker
Yeah. I love, they still sell those too. They're amazing. ah RBC's Wendy. Well, he doesn't know it's Wendy yet, but he like walks into the clan, the clan protesters.
00:34:10
Speaker
His buddies are there with a keg, which will come into play later. And he gets a beer from them and saunters on through the crowd. And he sees like two girls making out and he's like, Oh, wow. What's going on?
00:34:23
Speaker
And she dips her over and he sees that it's Wendy. finds out, you know, she's she's got a girlfriend this whole time. Well, I forgot to mention that when ah the finger went up the butt in the graveyard, it broke off in his ass, and he, for some reason, thought it was a butt plug, because right here, Arby tells Wendy he pulls it out of his pocket. Apparently, he just carries it around with It meant a lot. says He says he brought their old butt plug.
00:34:58
Speaker
yep and And ah the girl that Wendy's making out with is Mickey, yeah who says who who says calls the in Native Americans my people.
00:35:11
Speaker
yeah this is This is funny because I know so many fucking guys that are like this. They're like, I'm half Cherokee. You know, half the country is half Cherokee Indian, according to the...
00:35:28
Speaker
I'm half Cherokee. I know karate. She portrays she portrays the people that just kind of use their use their woes to her benefit, though. You know what I'm saying? It's so funny. yeah and then like ah And then you see you see him come up there and he's like puking everywhere.
00:35:46
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, she calls, he says there aren't any even any Indians here, so she calls the chief over and he's just drinking alcohol and vomiting. So there's your there iss your first major offense, like shots taken at the Native Americans, you know, because obviously obviously that's a stereotype, you know.
00:36:08
Speaker
yeah at least he didn't have casino ads popping up or so around him or anything. Then he's like, he he like just doesn't do anything because he's just he vomiting.
00:36:22
Speaker
And she stomps on his foot and he's like, oh. ah See, he's upset. But this is where you get the first song of the movie. Yep.
00:36:34
Speaker
When I rolled out of bed today, little did I know Wendy was gay. She dumped me for some hippie. Oh, oh.
00:36:47
Speaker
Revenge is a dish best served bride. Yeah. Yeah. It's... um It's this... I said this is barely a musical because it's not like... I think the best singer... And I didn't look this up, but if i don't think it mattered.
00:37:08
Speaker
I think they just threw everybody in there and was like, let's fucking go.
00:37:13
Speaker
Now you're singing. Well... Well, the um I was going to say, I think the best singer, and I didn't look it up because ah I don't know why, i just didn't look it up, but it sounds like General Lee singing in the credits.
00:37:31
Speaker
Yeah. hu And unironically, if that's him, he's the best singer in the movie. Yeah. yeah Next time you watch it, listen to the song and the credits.
00:37:45
Speaker
And it sounds like it's General Lee. I need to just look and see who who is credited with singing it. Yeah. But yeah, if that's him, he's the best... Because it sounds like him, but if that's him, he's the best singer in the movie.
00:37:59
Speaker
Yeah.
00:38:02
Speaker
Right? But... But Arby, heartbroken, throws the butt plug on the ground and goes inside to get a job just to protest the protesters. Yep, just to protest them.
00:38:14
Speaker
The finger on the ground starts, like, telling you to come here, it looks like. Yeah, it's it's doing the come hither motion that they teach you when they're like, this is how you finger fuck a lady.
00:38:29
Speaker
Yeah.
00:38:32
Speaker
Or butts. Yeah, or butts. The fucking, the tolerable chicken. yeah that's ah I don't know that that that's really that holds true, man, because if you eat fast food, which I'm guilty of it, too. i try not to, but I do eat fast food here and there.
00:38:58
Speaker
But look up McDonald's pink slime and you'll probably stop. Everybody's seen that and everybody still goes McDonald's and eats it because whatever.
00:39:09
Speaker
I don't. Yeah. I don't eat that shit. In a pinch. I'm not worried about, I'm not like a super healthy guy either. I'm just not eating slime.
00:39:24
Speaker
It looks like the slime from Ghostbusters 2. Yeah. And they're making your hamburgers out of it. Fuck yeah, man. Anyway. Gets me dancing. The fucking... yeah that those ah I want to get one of those slimy the eggs from this movie.
00:39:42
Speaker
I'd like to get one of those put on my shelf. I have a little... Well, you know um the size of it? where i have it Yeah, it's on my shelf. It's on my shelf right back here. I have one of the eggs from... ah uh, Game of Thrones.
00:39:59
Speaker
It's a little ceramic one. It's yeah about the same size as the eggs in this movie. I need to repurpose it because fuck Game of Thrones. Yeah. If it's got a base, I mean, I'll turn it in. I'll just turn it into a poultry Geist egg. And yeah, yeah.
00:40:15
Speaker
yeah
00:40:18
Speaker
ah The protest to Game of Thrones, you fucking assholes, and your stupid last three seasons. Go fuck yourselves.
00:40:30
Speaker
I'm angry.
00:40:36
Speaker
Well, that shit, man. um I'm not going to go into that. I'm not going to go into Game of Thrones. We'll move on to the introduction to Jose Paco Bell. Yep.
00:40:48
Speaker
There's our other shot fired. Yep. i hate Well, I mean, I guess. that Yeah, that's... ah yeah Kind of. That's a light.
00:40:58
Speaker
It's stupid, though. Yeah, it's just that's ah that's a grazing shot compared to what I know. It's so funny, though. That's just. But yeah, that egg fell out of the box and it like started pulsating. And he's the one that comes in and describes it. and He's like, what the fuck is this?
00:41:18
Speaker
And he drops it like smart, right? Yeah. Everybody else is like, what? Let's pack those eggs up and put them back with the breakfast or something. Well, it says a lot about the restaurant that yeah they're not just throwing that shit in the trash. No, man, you gotta make your money. That's still good.
00:41:38
Speaker
And maybe one of my favorite characters in this movie is Danny, who we get introduced to next. He's like Kmart Tyler Perry. Yeah, but he's fucking funny, man.
00:41:53
Speaker
ah Yeah, he's awesome. And he drops at least one honky in this movie. Yeah, he's awesome. He does the whole Jaws thing later, right? that's what Yeah, kinda. he does the is black eyes like a doll.
00:42:10
Speaker
Yeah, that's awesome. Like a doll's eyes. I can't wait to talk about that scene. i was fucking cracking up but Well, when he walks in and he goes, did any you notice anything weird happening today?
00:42:23
Speaker
After everything has been happening. Yeah. But anyway, but Arby asked him for a job because that's what, you know, that's the whole reason he went in there. because he i Because like I said, I don't know why Arby showed up there, but because his ex-girlfriend is a lesbian now and she's outside protesting the restaurant, he decided to protest her by getting a job there.
00:42:49
Speaker
I'm a high school graduate just just trying to make his way in this topsy-turvy world. My life, it sucks. My parents are retards. And my one true love is a left-wing lipstick lesbo-liberal. And then he hires Arby on the spot and introduces him to Hummus, which we... He introduces him to Hummus as Hamas.
00:43:14
Speaker
And Hummus gets all mad.
00:43:19
Speaker
She says, sometimes she gets so angry she wants to explode. and shibbles ah see She pulls her, she like throws her arms out and everybody ducks.
00:43:35
Speaker
And I knew. Once he say later to her, he goes, I'm watching you like CNN. yeah I knew at this point that there was something special about hummus.
00:43:47
Speaker
Yeah. we find out later. Yeah. You could tell. Yeah. You could tell. Yeah. You know, it's like, it's not a M night Shyamalan twist. Yeah.
00:43:59
Speaker
Hummus is awesome.
00:44:02
Speaker
Oh my God. What a great scene. And, but, uh, Fucking um Denny asked Paco to show Arby how to make the general secret two herb chicken.
00:44:15
Speaker
yeah Paco drops the entire thing into the fryer and it starts screaming. ah Denny says, oh, that's just an air pocket. ah ah love it.
00:44:29
Speaker
And here comes our here comes our walking. um If you're concerned that they're not throwing shots at us whiteys, here comes Carl Jr. yeah The lowlife hillbilly piece of trailer trash shit.
00:44:48
Speaker
As ah Denny ah introduces him.
00:44:54
Speaker
And holy shit, does he play it up. Yeah, absolutely. Carl says, he introduces Carl to Arby and doesn't, he says he knows Arby from the debating team. Yeah, from the debating team.
00:45:11
Speaker
From the debating team. And he says they were debating whether something, it was something like whether bestiality is a good thing or not. Something like that.
00:45:23
Speaker
Yeah, it was like the advantages or like whatever to bestiality and arguing the laws or something. Yeah, and Arby said, ah he thinks it's good, I think it's bad.
00:45:33
Speaker
Yeah. Which, side note, I'm just saying this, so West Virginia is the only state in the United States where bestiality is legal.
00:45:48
Speaker
Look it up. I don't know why that's a thing, but is. it is. but it is
00:45:57
Speaker
ah That is absolutely true. I'm not making that up. It is not illegal to have sex with a pig in West Virginia.
00:46:06
Speaker
Freedom, man. Let freedom ring. They are the only state that hasn't outlawed it yet. Talk about reinforcing stereotypes.
00:46:19
Speaker
Only if you do it, but right? but but danny right right But Danny opens the box of quote-unquote tolerable chicken to discover four more veiny eggs.
00:46:32
Speaker
And it's all covered in slime and it's nasty as fuck. well Well, and it's also like typical fast food. This is why you don't eat fast food.
00:46:43
Speaker
Because Denny sends Carl for more chicken and tells Paco to put the eggs in with the breakfast foods to kind of mix it in. Yeah, take the spaghetti. He's like, take that back there and put it with the breakfast foods.
00:46:55
Speaker
Yeah. And then he turns to Arby and says that he's the counter girl. Yeah. And he's like, that's what we call everybody. And then he's like, oh, yeah. And he's like, yeah, now go get your skirt.
00:47:13
Speaker
And I wonder, I guess this is a franchise, but but whatever. Because Denny says, um because he opens the doors for the grand opening and he says he hopes it's successful or something because his um it's his mom's money or whatever on the line.
00:47:29
Speaker
Yeah. But obviously General Lee owns it, so I don't understand why he said that. Maybe it's a franchise. General Lee owns all of them, and his mom just owns this.
00:47:42
Speaker
My mom is going to be so upset. Yeah, I don't understand it either. But, um... We get another character next who who is and now, I think he's in jail.
00:47:56
Speaker
think this guy is in jail right now. ye I think this is like his last movie he did or what or was a cameo in because he was all he popped up in some trauma. He was definitely a Citizen Toxie.
00:48:09
Speaker
And he was also in Terror Farmer.
00:48:13
Speaker
Uh, let me see. He was in a movie in 2019. Oh, was he? called badass Called Badass Babes, but that might have been a porno. I don't know. I'm just looking at it. What?
00:48:27
Speaker
Yeah, it could have been a porno. But this is ron Ronald Jeremy the porno star. Yeah. As Crazy Ron, who is basically the doomsayer of the movie.
00:48:41
Speaker
You know, the you're doomed. Yeah, you're doomed. guy from Friday the 13th. Yep. And then he runs in and he he's even wearing kind of the outfit too, which is...
00:48:53
Speaker
Yeah, and he's not ah he's not exactly the greatest actor, but not like anyone is in Poultry Guys, so he fits right in, I suppose.
00:49:07
Speaker
But I think Ron Jeremy's in prison now. I think he did some fucked up shit. Yeah, there's all kinds of shit. But yeah, he comes in. Then he then he like orders like this whole meal.
00:49:22
Speaker
And then we get... oh man, we get we get the legend that pops up. and Not who he's playing, but Joe Fleshicker, man.
00:49:34
Speaker
Fleshicker? Fleshicker. Fleshlighter. why shake why fail plus flashlightr ah sch sweatder man This guy ah It's lard ass, punk.
00:49:49
Speaker
Lard ass. He plays Jared. he plays jared
00:49:58
Speaker
yeah If they wanted somebody that was as fat as you can be without being in a and a rascal scooter, which yeah which, to be fair, we never really see him moving around too much, so he might have rode a rascal scooter into that. He always had a bench. I know in like Citizen Toxie, he was always like you know he was bitching a lot because he had to like do a lot in that movie, but he always had a ah little bench he sat on.
00:50:27
Speaker
Yeah, he he's playing um Quizno's counterpart, Jared from Subway. they're like talking They're like, how did you do all that?
00:50:42
Speaker
he's like it's You look better than ever. He's like, it's all about moderation, my boy.
00:50:48
Speaker
And one of the eggs, who they make his food. ah that he He says, Arby calls back and says, guys, I need you to pork a chicken and don't hold back on the protein gravy. And when when they're making his food, they fucking, one of the eggs drops into it.
00:51:10
Speaker
Yep. And Carl Jr., oh man, that is fucking, all of them, Paco, Hummus, and Carl make... It takes all three of them to make a hamburger. Yeah. Basically, it just has a whole head of lettuce on it and a bunch of nasty gravy. hela He slams the potatoes down and like finds the gravy and he's like, potatoes and gravy.
00:51:39
Speaker
And like, potatoes and gravy. Carl Jr. Yeah. yeah He's the retard.
00:51:49
Speaker
So they bring it out to Jared, who eats the egg, and then he's like, oh, I gotta head to the bathroom. And he's eating on the way to the bathroom, and they go, way to go, Jared.
00:52:02
Speaker
hey Well, not to mention he's taking food into the fucking bathroom. yeah Jesus Christ. Out with the old and with the new. Yeah, but he takes the food into the bathroom, and you know, i won't even touch people's cell phones because of that. If like someone tries to hand me their cell phone to look at a picture or something, I know that people take those into the bathrooms with them. I'm like, nope, get that thing the fuck away from me.
00:52:31
Speaker
It's not like you're wiping it down. or But he's eating his food. on but that We're not there yet, but... We're not there yet, but yeah, Jared takes the food to the bathroom, and that's not the worst thing Jared's done.
00:52:51
Speaker
But this was before all that, so they're they're making fun of, I think it was, I didn't look at a timeline, but I'm pretty sure this was before Jared ever got, you know, arrested.
00:53:03
Speaker
Yeah, so Wendy comes inside to confront Arby about like, what's going on? Like, oh, you just got a job to go against everything.
00:53:14
Speaker
And then starts pulling out all these stupid ass fucking pictures. She had like Adolf Hitler saluting a fucking chicken and like all kinds of shit. And then Wendy comes inside.
00:53:26
Speaker
I remember going to, I remember going to 4th of July downtown in Columbus and, uh, there's always the pro-life protesters with the pictures of, like, you know.
00:53:38
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I think that's pretty much what she's making fun of here, but we'll go on. I won't talk about no, that's exactly what it is, yeah. It's just fucked up. Yeah, it is. It's like another fucking shot fired.
00:53:52
Speaker
It's great. Yeah, shots fired. No one cares. Yeah, they're... Shots fired, no one cares. Everybody's taking shots. Mickey enters to pull Wendy away like, what the hell are you doing?
00:54:06
Speaker
And Arby goes into this whole speech about America. Mickey again fucking hits him. And this shit, man, I would be so fucking mad, but she looks up the side of his face and like snarls.
00:54:22
Speaker
Oh, what the fuck? well baby She called him a baby killer, then like snarled. It's like, yuck. This is the scene I was talking about earlier where they have sex in the McDonald's.
00:54:36
Speaker
Yeah, where he goes and it's like the whole, he after he does that, you know, he said they should all make love, not war. And they're all like, yeah. yeah And it goes into this whole dream sequence, but you don't know it yet.
00:54:47
Speaker
Dude, that fuck it that fucking song is playing. It's just going...
00:54:55
Speaker
It's like, milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner, fudge is made. yeah But what's he say to them? Like, right before they start, he says, eat my meat, you vegan whores.
00:55:12
Speaker
Hey, man, it got him in there, didn't it? and Well, it was a dream sequence. Yeah. But this is this this is a scene I was talking about where the camera pans down because ah they're not in, during the sex scene, they're not in the fucking McDonald's anymore. They're in the basement of a church filming it.
00:55:34
Speaker
Yeah. oh fuck That's just hilarious. It's fucking awesome. yeah He starts masturbating with fucking salad tongs.
00:55:50
Speaker
Yeah, I haven't tried that. And then it shows him kissing and it's this hairy ass stomach and it turns out to be Carl.
00:56:01
Speaker
He snuck there. Yeah, Carl, that he don't give a shit. He's in for it all. yeah carl fucking that guy he don't give a shit man he didn isn't for it all
00:56:17
Speaker
yeah It cuts back to reality in Arby's dry hump in the cash register. He said, here comes my heat-seeking moisture missile.
00:56:34
Speaker
that I wonder how much um Lloyd Kaufman is involved in the writing. Every bit, dude. like He's always revising it, too. on the fly. Like, no, we're doing this. Because that's definitely a Lloyd Kaufman line. Absolutely. Absolutely.
00:56:55
Speaker
And, you know... ah perhaps the most audacious moment in this and is the infamous toilet scene.
00:57:07
Speaker
Oh, yeah. where Where Jared's digestive distress culminates in a literal explosion of the self. Oh my God. not This is not mere crassness, Quiznos, but a Kantian sublime where the overwhelming excess of the bodily transcends rational comprehension, confronting the viewer with the limits of representation.
00:57:34
Speaker
Psychoanalytically, it's the return to the pre-edible. Politically, it's ah it's a satire Of consumer culture's prom promise of satisfaction, revealing its ultimate emptiness through the body's revolt.
00:57:55
Speaker
Incredibly put for an incredible scene. Yes, it's it' yeah it's high art. it is. these are It's incredible.
00:58:06
Speaker
Absolutely incredible. and probable incredible And then he gives birth to a skinnier version of himself. Way to go, Jared. Well, you forgot to mention that we get a shot right up the ass.
00:58:21
Speaker
yeah Yeah, all of it. wait We get an inside toilet shot of Jared's poopy butt. Yep. And he's just fat enough to where I don't think they had to use makeup for this because he probably can't reach back there to white.
00:58:38
Speaker
So he probably does have poopy butt cheeks. Bed sores. Yeah. But you know how they, you know how when he finally shits and they put the, they censor it.
00:58:51
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. it's Lloyd Kaufman's wife, Patricia, yeah see ah she is the New York State Film Commissioner at the time. I don't know if she still is, but she was the one that insisted that they censor the shit coming out of his ass. yeah But it's funny because all the little censor lines follow the turds.
00:59:19
Speaker
you know
00:59:25
Speaker
It looks like some South Park shit. It is, too. But yeah, something comes out of Jared and climbs right back inside of him. And then Jared gives birth to a skinny version of himself.
00:59:40
Speaker
And he says, I'm Finn! Never mind that you just fucking spent the first 20 minutes of the movie taking a shit. Yeah, absolutely.
00:59:51
Speaker
That seemed like it was going to kill you. Yeah. Yeah, Arby comes in and sees it and yells for Denny. He comes in and says, Goddamn honkies always making a mess for us to clean up.
01:00:04
Speaker
Goddamn honkies. They're always waiting for the black men to clean up their mess. You see, Arby, same shit happened in Vietnam. The white man saw the yellow man was turning red, and so he sent the black man to clean up his mess, Arby.
01:00:19
Speaker
Oh, man. I love Denny, dude. He's awesome. he goes He makes Arby clean it up, obviously. yeah Oh, yeah. Goddamn hunkies.
01:00:34
Speaker
and And we cut to another i get the dream sequence. Not really. I mean, it's another song. But this one's sung by Arby and Wendy.
01:00:51
Speaker
And somehow Arby's got the butt plug in again. but There's a scene on this and it's like towards the end and you can tell ah you could tell he's like getting ready crack up ah when he's singing when he says what he goes. Yeah.
01:01:11
Speaker
My meat in your bun makes a special sauce. You could tell like he starts cracking up when he's saying it because that's when they like cut or whatever. It's hilarious, dude. I don't know why, but I always get a big kick when those scenes happen because it's like they're cracking up too. And it was such a perfect shot that they're like, we're keeping it, you know? Yeah.
01:01:34
Speaker
we ah The next guy that comes in the movie ah is another one of my favorites. I think general his name's General Leroy. Yep. And ah him and Arby are like polar opposites, but there they're both hilarious.
01:01:50
Speaker
Yes. General Leroy is the racist white guy, and Denny is the racist black guy. Yeah.
01:02:01
Speaker
Polar yin and yang. So, yeah, when he gets out, obviously he runs into, like, the clam rally. fucked up as that sounds. The clam rally. rally.
01:02:16
Speaker
ah So Mickey comes up and like goes off about the slaughter of finishing chickens and then like everybody pauses and they all pull out their not Starbucks but Starbucks cups and all take a sip and applause yeah a really loud sip and go ah.
01:02:35
Speaker
And then they continue on.
01:02:38
Speaker
Well, we get song for generous general, which is hilarious. Yeah. yeah And there's um there's dancers from the ah previous scene that are in this scene, too. And I'll just say they are from the Suicide Girls website. oh yeah. Yeah.
01:03:03
Speaker
Anyone who likes alternative women? and um i think everybody knows that. i'm sure I'm sure you know what that website is.
01:03:15
Speaker
But that's where they got a lot of these dancers from. yeah and You can kind of tell. ye But that fucking grinder, ah Paco, this is this is what this is what i imagine fast food ah fast food is because Paco grinds up heads and feet into the grinder and he's jerking off in it.
01:03:37
Speaker
Yeah, of course he is. Right in front of hummus. Yeah. Hamas. He's doing it right in front of Hamas. Well, yeah, because he's making a political statement.
01:03:51
Speaker
yep um obviously but he got he gets pushed into the grinder by a chicken yeah but ah it's fucking hilarious so hummus is watching the whole thing go down it gets sprayed down laughing Well, it's funny because when he goes into the grinder, he's ground up all the way to his fucking waist and he he's still screaming somehow. Well, the funny thing about that, too, is if you're hearing all the grinding, all of a sudden you start hearing like all these like laser gun sounds happening, too.
01:04:28
Speaker
Like they just it was like they just like threw like all these sounds in for. Yeah, it was like like machine gun lasers. yeah I was like, what the fuck is happening?
01:04:40
Speaker
And generally accuses hummus Hamas of killing Paco. Yeah. ah But then, uh, then, um, is it, is it fucking Arby that says, did you hear the ah homo Mexican dying sound?
01:05:01
Speaker
Hey man, did you hear that screaming, grinding, homosexual Mexican dying a terrible death sound? And also after all that shit happened, um, Thomas goes, ah, Shiite.
01:05:13
Speaker
Ah, Shiite.
01:05:21
Speaker
But oh this is where you really get to see that Arby looks like Lloyd Kaufman because they do a song together. Longing to live, waiting to die. I think that's the song now. Who knows?
01:05:34
Speaker
But this is this is where if you play it slow enough, you get to see Lloyd Kaufman's balls. yeah Yeah, that's that slip up. Yeah. The making of this too.
01:05:45
Speaker
He 100% did that on purpose because he fucking just has his balls hanging out and he pulls up the front of his little skirt. Well, the yeah, the makings of though, they were like showing that scene and then they're like, oh shit, you know, and everybody started cracking up.
01:06:03
Speaker
Well, up I saw, I did listen to the commentary and they didn't talk, they didn't mention that, but they did mention that in this scene, Lloyd Kaufman started laughing. Yeah. And it made, and it made Jason laugh.
01:06:16
Speaker
So the sound guy slapped Jason and made him quit. And Jason almost quit the movie. Really? Yeah. Yeah. because And and lo it was all Lloyd Kaufman's fault because he couldn't stop laughing and it made Jason laugh.
01:06:36
Speaker
He got slapped. Oh my god. yeah But this is the line where ah there's a good band name in here, Rich Snobby Queers. Yeah.
01:06:48
Speaker
A Bachelor of Fine Arts is for rich, snobby queers. But for me, it's just debt for another four years. Hey, good night. We're the rich, snobby queers.
01:07:04
Speaker
Everyone's taking shots in this movie. Yeah. but when But when we cut back, the general finally sees that Paco's been killed and he believes the ninja did it. ah evening but He thinks the hummus is a ninja ah because she's got her face covered.
01:07:29
Speaker
Oh, shit. Yeah, dude. That's fucking stupid as fuck.
01:07:35
Speaker
But ah he tri well he tries to blame he tries to blame Hummus on it, but General Lee says that ah he would fire her, but Paco was just a filthy, illiterate, homo Mexican. ya shit All I need is for those hippies out there to find out somebody died here on opening day.
01:07:57
Speaker
Even if it was just a filthy, illiterate, homo Mexican. um
01:08:07
Speaker
I think he just took the biggest shot of the movie. yeah
01:08:13
Speaker
Poor guy. yeah He's fucking dead. For Christ's sake. His name is General Lee. ah Yeah, General Lee.
01:08:26
Speaker
Oh, man. Yeah, so we're getting into the meat and potatoes of the movie now.
01:08:35
Speaker
Well, General Lee tells Denny to hose off hummus and gather up all the meat to make sloppy Jose's. Yeah, sloppy Jose's.
01:08:48
Speaker
And there's a sloppy Jose poster in the background, too, in the movie, if you look. Oh, yeah? yeah Yeah. I didn't notice that. It was right when Jose sees the box knocked over, and he picks it up.
01:09:04
Speaker
i'll I'll check that out. Yeah, it's silly. RB um r b ask rp asks where Paco is when he gets back, and Denny told him that he gave him the day off, but there's a pile of meat with Paco's name tag on it.
01:09:20
Speaker
Then he goes, okay. And then he looks at the meat, and then looks at everybody, and there everybody's looking around at each other all suspicious for a couple minutes. And then he goes, okay, and walks away. Yep, okay.
01:09:35
Speaker
Oh, and fucking ah General Lee tells Denny not to worry about Paco because he'll pay him for the full day.
01:09:47
Speaker
Yeah, dude. Because he clearly doesn't notice that his fucking blood and everything is sprayed everywhere in the room. Yeah. yeah So Hummus is talking to herself.
01:09:59
Speaker
you said but she says She says the chicken is declared jihad on them all. And the blood in the room reminds her that she needs a tampon.
01:10:16
Speaker
And our boy Carl shows up when everyone leaves and he takes the chicken, yeah which was clearly attached to the on-off switch on the grinder that nobody noticed.
01:10:29
Speaker
Yeah, except for hummus. She noticed. Yeah, and in the next scene, we meet Father O'Houlihan, who returns his sloppy Jose because it has a severed penis in it.
01:10:43
Speaker
Highbrow. This movie is highbrow. Hey, Father O'Houlihan, back for seconds? i mean I don't mean to complain, but there's a severed penis in me sloppy Jose. oh
01:10:57
Speaker
And he just says, okay, I'll go get you another one. Yeah, he's like, well, you're entitled to one free sloppy Jose. Because that one had a penis. and That's right.
01:11:11
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And then he licks his finger after touching it. Father of Hooligan. Yeah. On the house. On the house. The sloppy Jose made from Paco starts talking to him.
01:11:22
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And Paco comes out to Arby. you know He does. he's a Now that he's a hamburger. Yeah, he's finally you know able to come out you know and and be one with himself.
01:11:35
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He's like, hey, Arby, surprised that I am a homo?
01:11:42
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And Arby's like, oh no. yeah I never would have known.
01:11:53
Speaker
But Paco tries to tell Arby what the weakness is. Mm-hmm. And ah we know what it is, but Arby doesn't yet. No, he doesn't. And it gets interrupted by General Lee yeah because he's given a tour yeah the reporters for the grand opening, which I guess I've never seen that ever.
01:12:19
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And then don't they they force him to eat a fucking... Well, and in this scene, they're not forcing him. that's right. this scene he In this scene, he's happy to eat it. Yeah. Because it doesn't have it doesn't have the flavor pods. That's right. Don't have the flavor. That's right. That's later. There you go. What?
01:12:38
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Carl Jr., man. Come back into him. Yep. He's romancing the he's romancing he's romancing the chicken And he, you know what's impressive about this is he manages to put a condom on with one hand.
01:12:56
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But also he fucking pulls this condom out of the back of his, underneath his hat. It has been like used and used. Well, that's, that's what's impressive about it because putting one on with one hand while it's rolled up, isn't that hard, but doing it while it's open and unrolled and used, that would be difficult.
01:13:18
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Maybe. Or it's just like hard enough to where he can just kind of hold it and slip it on over. That's crunchy. Yeah, that's crunchy. But he starts romancing.
01:13:29
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He starts romancing the chicken and licking it. And he he does some chicken kind of lingus. Yeah. Yeah, he's he's going all in, man.
01:13:40
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That's what his debate was all about. Yep, yep. He was, he was, um he's just, you know, he practices what he preaches. Yeah, mean, he's an honest, honest boy.
01:13:53
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It'd almost be, it'd almost be disrespectful not to have sex with the chicken. Yeah.
01:14:01
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But it bites his wiener. Yeah. And did you watch when, when because it's spraying shit. It's spraying shit everywhere. And there's streams that are like three foot apart spraying from different directions. Yeah, I love that part, dude. It's like one's like this nasty green and the other one's red and they're both just like spraying on their own.
01:14:23
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The red one is some thick fucking liquid. I don't know what they look like. It looked like Ghostbusters. Yeah. It's thick like fucking ah pudding or something.
01:14:36
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Yeah, it's incredible. he asks humus He comes in screaming to get Hummus to help him. And when he when she's like, I don't know what to do. And he bends over and then ah shakes his ass at her. Yeah. he's and Right after she just got done cleaning, too.
01:14:58
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it was right after she got done cleaning up that entire mess. but So her idea to get the chicken off his dick is to go in through the ass. Just go straight out the front.
01:15:09
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Which, I mean, to be fair, you know, that is where I measure from. You gotta start at the asshole. Yeah.
01:15:21
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You'll be surprised how much it adds. That's some fucking sixth grade shit. Yeah.
01:15:35
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they
01:15:38
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But she shoves the mop up his ass and it it gets the chicken off of him, but then the mop is sticking like four foot out past his dick.
01:15:50
Speaker
Oh, yeah. dick is on but His dick is on the end of the mop. On the end of the handle. Yeah. Genius. It is beautiful. Genius. yes Well done, Troma.
01:16:02
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But because Carl was spraying gore and some green shit everywhere, the chickens start to mutate. Yeah. Everything's starting to happen now. Everything's starting to hatch.
01:16:15
Speaker
Fucking again, hummus gets blamed for killing somebody. Yep, once again. she's getting blamed for everything. Absolutely. course she is. But Carl's not dead. Yeah.
01:16:28
Speaker
And he's still going. And the general won't let him take him to the doctor because he doesn't want the fucking customers to see him. Yeah. Like, how is nobody hearing what's going on?
01:16:41
Speaker
Well, you know, if you... And who's making the food? Well, that's what we said. I don't think we cited it earlier, but he was like, you need to get out there to the registers and selling what those customers were doing.
01:16:54
Speaker
And it cuts to the customers and they're all just like dancing in line. Like oh just yeah staring at nothing. It's so funny. Yeah. Is this? Yeah. This is where he asks ah Carl what he wants. And he says whiskey.
01:17:09
Speaker
Yeah. Or any pours it in his mouth and it kills him. Well, yeah, they go into that whole thing because he's like, I wish I knew something that would kill these things. and he Oh, yeah. And then Carl's like, this is after Carl's turned, you know?
01:17:24
Speaker
And he's like, whiskey. And he's like, this is no time for a drink or whatever. And he's like, oh, it's whiskey. And he's like, fine. And he gives it to him and it kills him.
01:17:35
Speaker
he's like, I wish I would know the answer. hey Yeah, he's shaking. I will not be ignored. He's shaking the fucking husk and he starts punching it.
01:17:47
Speaker
But keep in mind the reason why whiskey kills the chickens is because the chickens are Native American spirits that possess the chickens who are weak, whose weakness is alcohol so because they are Native American ghosts. So there's more shots.
01:18:12
Speaker
There's more shots taken right there. Yeah, dude. Even the weakness of the monster or the zombies or whatever you want to call them is a stereotype. Yeah.
01:18:23
Speaker
But Arby's just a fucking idiot.
01:18:27
Speaker
And General and Denny take all the tainted buckets that have been squirted all over by fucking Carl Jr. with his pudding cum or fucking piss or whatever he was spraying out of himself.
01:18:42
Speaker
And Mickey convinces them all to eat it. Yeah. Because she turned at some point. I think ah I missed that. We don't know that yet. It's just all kinds of happens. And then we find that we find that out afterwards. Yeah, but this is where they try to get... Oh, yeah, this is where she tries to get the general to eat it.
01:19:03
Speaker
To eat the chicken. And it's bubbling. yeah And ah he says the little bumps on the chicken are flavor pods. Yeah, little flavor pods. Do they make him eat it But it must be delicious because all the protesters run inside to order chicken.
01:19:22
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Except for Wendy. She's our only holdout. Yeah. Still not feeling it.
01:19:29
Speaker
But this is when we find out that Mickey was paid by the general to fake the protest. Yeah. No one knows yet. They're in cahoots.
01:19:41
Speaker
Because, yeah, because this is the diaper fetish. has yeah This is the diaper fetish scene. That Wendy walks in on? Yeah, she's got ah Mickey has the styrofoam ah dishes attached to her chest. Yeah. and And he's like, baby's hungry. And she pops them open and her titties are popping through the back of them.
01:20:04
Speaker
Yeah, what the fuck is that she's got like two like styrofoam like cartons over her boobs? and Yeah, with food in them. I don't know. it' fuck that one ah That would have took a lot of preparation.
01:20:18
Speaker
And the general is dressed up like a baby laying on the table. Yeah. And Wendy walks in while Mickey's powdering while mickey's powdering the baby. funny.
01:20:29
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oh my god so fucking funny everyone starts eating that contaminated chicken and vomiting green shit everywhere. Yeah, everybody's vomiting everywhere. But after General Lee bites into the chicken, he runs into the bathroom, take a shit that turns out to be a giant egg that has a little chicken monster in it, which is one of the coolest little puppets in the movie.
01:20:56
Speaker
It's fucking awesome. And it starts attacking him and he bites its fucking head off.
01:21:06
Speaker
But the damage is done because this is like the rage virus. Yeah, it's already starting. we're getting it We're getting around the part with the Jaws story, right?
01:21:16
Speaker
We're getting close. Yeah. which by the Which, by the way, it's funny doing this episode because Jaws just celebrated its 50th anniversary. What? A couple days like ah days ago?
01:21:29
Speaker
oh yeah. yeah This is what I was talking about earlier in the movie, though, when Danny walks in. We've been through all this shit so far. Yeah. ah dar and Jared exploded and gave him gave birth to himself.
01:21:42
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Paco Jr. got ground up in the fucking grinder and the whole kitchen is covered in blood. you know And Denny comes in and asks if any of them noticed anything weird going on today. And it's not funny it's not funny of me saying it, but in the movie and the context of the scene, it's hilarious. It's so stupid.
01:22:05
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Did anyone notice anything weird today? Did anybody notice anything weird going on today?
01:22:12
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and that's when Carl Jr. appears, being having been turned into a chicken by the spirits. Yep. with his With his dick on the head of the mop.
01:22:23
Speaker
And he comes beating around, everything's scraping down the wall and shit. Like he just woke up. He got stuck in a hole. I can feel the frustration where he's walking down the... he's He's trying to walk over to him and his fucking mop dick gets stuck in the wall.
01:22:43
Speaker
Yeah. That's gotta be fucking aggravating. Ha ha. Absolutely. But this is ah because General Lee comes in and he's sitting beside everybody after this is after he bit the head off the chicken monster.
01:23:00
Speaker
But he's starting to turn. And this is when Denny tells the story about the bad chicken he once saw. Oh, my God. So and they go into this and they're handing out cookies. Yeah.
01:23:15
Speaker
or while he's telling his story too and homeless is eating cookies through her hijab or whatever they're you know or her over her face the scarf over her face
01:23:30
Speaker
Yeah, the this is a this is the Jaws scene. But General... i don't I forget the sequence to this, but General Lee turns into a chicken monster and bites off Denny's head right after he tells the story.
01:23:46
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, he's he's turning as this story's being told. It shows him erupting into this fucking crazy chicken. And this is kind of the ah big... You know, like Romero movies always have the montage towards the end of the movie. this This is kind of the same thing.
01:24:05
Speaker
And ah where are they, where they, this while they try to escape, generally, they run to the ah lobby and everybody that ate the chickens earlier are have are turning into chicken monsters.
01:24:18
Speaker
Right? Yeah, everybody is the fucking. So a montage. So we get like a gore montage. Which is always spectacular. And the fucking meat slicer scene was fucking awesome. Oh, yeah.
01:24:32
Speaker
Yeah. And um there's one one chicken cracks a guy's skull like an egg. Yeah. and like And like popcorn or some shit comes out of it.
01:24:45
Speaker
Yeah. but And there's one guy, there's one guy, i remember, um he had like, he's like, you chickens ain't gonna get me, and he's holding his dick or something, and then he grows tits, and he goes, oh man, I got bitch tits.
01:25:03
Speaker
But then his shirt opens, and it's eggs. Well, then the eggs hatch into little chickens, and then one of the other's chicken monsters comes up and feeds them like a baby bird.
01:25:16
Speaker
And then starts puking in the baby's mouths that hatched from the guy's ah egg titties. Yep. So let me, hold on. Let me try to make this make more sense. Okay. Yeah. Explain it again because it's all sequence.
01:25:34
Speaker
Okay, a man has what he thinks are boobs. he's He's bragging about his dick, and then he grows big titties, that he what he thinks are big titties.
01:25:49
Speaker
Then when his shirt is open, we find out that they are big eggs, and the eggs hatch. They're still on his chest at this point, and little chickens pop out of them.
01:26:04
Speaker
And another female chicken comes over and starts puking in the little baby chicken's mouth. And then she starts puking into the guy's mouth.
01:26:17
Speaker
What the fuck?
01:26:22
Speaker
That is literally a scene in this movie. That's fucking trauma, man.
01:26:32
Speaker
you know Oh man. Incredible. This whole scene, like there's one guy, um, you'll see a guy that runs by in a straw hat. And that's because for some reason, Lloyd Kaufman thinks that Indians wear a straw hats,
01:26:52
Speaker
but he wanted all of them to wear straw hats, but he only got one in there.
01:26:58
Speaker
don't know. have no fucking idea what that's about. Yeah. Could you imagine? Could you imagine Native Americans wearing the crying Indian from the commercial back in the day?
01:27:14
Speaker
If he had a straw hat on? Yeah. It would lessen the impact.
01:27:22
Speaker
We got fucking, what, they're all pretty much trapped at this point by the chickens. And then older Arby... our man, lloyd Uncle Lloydy, comes out shooting everything with a machine gun in sight. You're not supposed to know that's old Arby yet. Yeah, we don't know that. Yeah, yeah yeah because Arby's stupid and hasn't picked up on it.
01:27:47
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely not. So, older Arby shoots General Lee and he's about to finish and him off and he's like, booyah, bitch!
01:28:01
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And then what he shows like this whole pile of guns and it's like this whole pile of guns and there's like super soakers and shit in there like thrown in there too. yeah Hey, man, budget.
01:28:14
Speaker
That's awesome. It's fucking awesome. So Chicken Denny fucking sneaks up, and his his true head comes to shape. yeah yeah Yeah, yeah doesn't ah doesn't old Arby shoot Denny's head off and then he grows a new one or something? Yeah, he grows like the new one. Or no, no.
01:28:34
Speaker
It was... ah General Lee bit Danny's head off, but Danny grows a new head. Something like that. Yeah, that's what it was. Yeah, because he comes up on him. But he starts talking shit. He's like, man, y'all fuck me. And Wendy says, you turned into a Cajun black chicken.
01:28:51
Speaker
Yes, Cajun black and chicken. Yes. Something like that.
01:28:59
Speaker
Yeah. She goes, he turned into a black and Cajun chicken.
01:29:05
Speaker
yeah Lloyd Kaufman, RB, shoots General Lee and is about to fin and is about to finish him off with a headshot when Chicken Denny shows up bites his nose off. And then young RB shoots Chicken Denny they run to the door to escape.
01:29:23
Speaker
but there's a hundred so there's a hundred chicken zombies. I'm trying to keep this straight. I know. Walking slowly. ah Because now everybody's a chicken zombie. Yeah, everybody's a fucking chicken zombie.
01:29:36
Speaker
And they're all walking. There's a hundred of them out in the parking lot walking towards the door, and Wendy has the genius idea to turn the sign to closed, and they all start walking away, pouting. Yeah.
01:29:50
Speaker
They all go, oh... Oh, yeah. Before that, they're up there against the window and they're like, what do we do And Mickey's like, this place is made out of 50% glass. And Arby's like, we need action before they turn the glass to lesbians.
01:30:10
Speaker
like see Like she turned Wendy into a full-blown lesbian. Yeah.
Time Paradox and Understanding Alcohol Strategy
01:30:19
Speaker
They are very slowly approaching the entrance. We need to figure out a way to keep them out. But how? This place is 50% glass.
01:30:33
Speaker
so she turns the clothes sign on. They all feel defeated and walk away. yeah this is this is where Arby, young Arby, finally finds out that old Arby is him.
01:30:47
Speaker
Yeah, he basically had to shake him and be like, listen. This is the, i know I never understood this, the woman that shows up and asks him to save their daughter. yes you don't know why that i don't know why that's in the movie I don't either. i think that was probably a revision, and they were like, fuck it, because it set it up for later, why they were searching down deep to find all, which brought them into the room we'll talk about later, you know?
01:31:13
Speaker
they also brings a tale around, too, for the ending. Yeah, yeah, I guess that that does... work into the ending a bit. But yeah, it seemed to me like they must have been at like 120... 120 minutes or 80 minutes and was like, we need another 10 minutes. Let's put this bitch here.
01:31:36
Speaker
Pretty much. matt Math is hard.
01:31:42
Speaker
Mickey dresses up as the ah as the chicken to like sneak past everybody ah um head back out. Right. I don't remember what her sole purpose was, but she wanted to sneak past everybody. And well, she, she didn't want to stick it out. Like everyone. Oh, she was peacing out. Yeah.
01:32:02
Speaker
Yeah. She was like, fuck all you people. And she decided to dress up like the chicken to try to sneak out. But she runs into the Indian by the car. Yeah. Who isn't he still just standing there vomiting? Yeah.
01:32:17
Speaker
Of course he is. and And so she gets ah discovered and she she may or may not be getting turned into a chicken zombie.
01:32:29
Speaker
Right, right. We don't know. But is it the woman that... Yeah, the... At the restaurant, the woman that had lost her kid gets her head ripped off by Carl Jr. and Arby. Yeah.
01:32:47
Speaker
Arby Sr., who is now a chicken zombie, just straighten this shit out. So her purpose is now she's gone. they don't need that part. Now they're just on a quest to save the daughter.
01:32:59
Speaker
Yeah, she she served almost no purpose. They could have just had the girl. They could have just had some random girl there. They had to set it up.
01:33:11
Speaker
And the hummus... ah What? Arby tries to get Carl to tell him how to kill the chickens. Yeah. And Carl says alcohol. That's what were talking about earlier. Yeah. Yeah. Cause Arby thinks that he's asking for alcohol.
01:33:28
Speaker
and Junior. It's me. Arby. I know somewhere deep within the bowels of this creature you become lives the soul of the beautiful racist animal fucking inbred trailer trash I know and loved.
01:33:40
Speaker
So please tell us, how do we stop that? But he's trying to tell him that alcohol is what kills them. Yeah, this is this what we're talking about. Yeah. yeah and But Arby still doesn't understand. He just thinks he's trying to be selfish and drink.
01:33:55
Speaker
Yeah. So he's like, he's like fine. Once he say, fine, you selfish son of a bitch. And he pours the whiskey down his throat and it kills him. He still doesn't register.
01:34:07
Speaker
like yeah the Yeah, that's my fault. This is where he's saw he says, I won't be ignored. And he starts shaking the fucking husk of what's left of Arby.
01:34:18
Speaker
He's like, I wish he wouldn't have died before he found out how to kill him. I love it. It's awesome. Wendy kind of understands what he's saying, though. um Yeah.
01:34:32
Speaker
Because she's because she's the she's the smart one in the movie, I guess. Yeah, she's about on the level a little bit. Oh, man. They hear a window break.
01:34:44
Speaker
Yeah, Mickey shows back up, tries to tell everybody what happened to her. Yeah, she's obviously injured. And Wendy's wendy's ah being sympathetic and nice to her. So Arby gets mad and runs off calling her a lesbian. You're a lesbian.
01:35:02
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He runs away.
01:35:09
Speaker
But Wendy pulls the, because she's wearing them the, the, uh, chicken bunker mascot. Yeah. She's still wearing it at this point. Yeah. Yeah. She's got it on because she's sneaking. She snuck back into the restaurant and, uh,
01:35:24
Speaker
When ah Wendy pulls the mask off, it reveals that Mickey's a chicken zombie. Yeah, she goes after Wendy and she has this giant penis chicken monster. yeah Harvey tries to save Wendy by choking it, which ejaculates he's like jerking it off.
01:35:48
Speaker
Yeah. Which... he's ah ah which ah The father of Houlihan is he's in other room. Who's he with? He's with father of Houlihan and someone else. And he's, he hears Mickey fighting with Wendy and he thinks that they're just having sex. Yeah. yeah
01:36:12
Speaker
But Arby Arby goes in and but see when he sees, yeah, he, he tries to choke the chicken and it comes all over his face. then he Then Arby gets attacked by Arby.
01:36:26
Speaker
the the The chicken order. Yeah, Arby Sr. Chicken zombie. And Hummus drinks a jug of meat steroids. And I don't understand this because she yeah
01:36:44
Speaker
ah she has two transformations, kind of. But she turns into this giant muscle like the Hulk. Yep.
01:36:54
Speaker
But i don't i don't I don't quite understand this whole sequence. Because we're about to get a really cool shot here in a little bit. But she just inflates and inflates and then fucking...
01:37:11
Speaker
Eyeballs pop out of her head and they start spitting like yellow fluid out of the like eyeballs themselves. It's awesome. Cause you think she's going to start kicking ass and then she just, it just overly transforms her to where she just explodes basically and falls over.
01:37:30
Speaker
uh, Lloyd, Lloyd Kaufman, RB senior father, a hoolahan tries his cross on him. hmm. And on Mickey, but it has no effect, so he tries the Passion of the Christ, Looney, which also has no effect.
01:37:48
Speaker
Pulls the DVD out. Yeah. ah But Mickey stomps on his head. Yeah. So that that's the end of Father O'Houlihan, who was who had clearly had a wig on early in the movie we didn't talk about. Yeah, he adjusts it.
01:38:04
Speaker
he's the one that turned He's the one that returns the... sloppy Paco that had the penis in it. Yeah. But now he doesn't, and now he doesn't have the wig on anymore.
01:38:16
Speaker
He's bald. Wendy, Wendy's like, look, beer, because it's that keg that his buddies brought way earlier when they're in the ah clam rally. So they, Arby finally realizes that alcohol is what kills them.
01:38:31
Speaker
and yeah Yeah, they have a whole scene where he's like putting it all together, but all all the while, Wendy's already fucking killing him with it. Yeah, what did they say? Ch-ch-ch-chia, motherfuckers?
01:38:43
Speaker
Yeah. Ch-ch-ch-chia! Because they're like bubbling and green shit or something. But one of the chickens outsmarts Wendy and turns the fucking sign over to open and all the chickens in the parking lot start coming back to the restaurant.
01:39:02
Speaker
Yep. Like everything was over. They're like, oh shit. Yeah, and Arby runs out of alcohol. So they're fucked, basically. Mama's comes back. Helmus comes back to save them and get them away from the chickens.
01:39:16
Speaker
Yep. And in the back, they find the little girl. They do. You know, the character introduced in the third act. Yeah. And then died. The whole thing. Yeah, the mother who the mother who was introduced in the third act and dies two minutes later, we finally find her daughter after five minutes.
01:39:38
Speaker
Absolutely. Finally. and somebody And somebody arrives in his final form. Who could it be? The Patriot. ah General Lee in his true form, his final form.
01:39:52
Speaker
And he basically just explodes, right? Yeah, because he ate Paco. He ate, I guess, because he ate the sloppy Paco. Yeah.
01:40:03
Speaker
The crowd of chickens approaches, and they give up at this point because they don't have like any anywhere else to go. They're in a room full of eggs that are hatching. Well, the crowd of chickens arrive and my hero, Hummus, you know, she finally takes the, what is that called? there I don't know.
01:40:23
Speaker
The robes and shit that she's got on. Now I sound like a fucking jerk off. but she's got a bikini on under it and yeah and uh rb starts going oh my god hummus you're so hot i want to fuck you but god damn it holy mother of god hummus you're so hot want to fuck you give me head right now
01:40:51
Speaker
which uh i don't blame him Yeah, but then she suicide bombs. Suicide bombs everybody. Doesn't she start, when she runs out there, doesn't she start going, la la la la?
01:41:04
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Yeah.
01:41:08
Speaker
And there's an immunity, which is funny because there's a new zombie movie out recently. i have to I'll have to find the name. um Maybe I'll put it in the notes for this episode.
01:41:22
Speaker
But there is no shit, I swear to you. I saw it. There's a new movie that just came out that's a zombie movie, and Native Americans are immune.
01:41:33
Speaker
Yeah? Interesting. Yep. but The reason I mention that is because at this point, they escaped to the parking lot and the chief is still out there.
01:41:45
Speaker
And apparently, he's immune because he's an alcoholic. Yeah. That's right. so He beat it. I gotta wonder. i got a Yep, I'm gonna have to look up this movie and see...
01:41:59
Speaker
ah you know what? Hold on a second. Because i i can't help but wonder if the people that wrote that movie saw Poltergeist.
01:42:12
Speaker
They're like, he's on to something. Of course he is Uncle Lloyd.
01:42:18
Speaker
I swear to you this movie exists. ah It's called Blood Quantum. Okay. no No. Is that it? I don't know. That might be it.
01:42:31
Speaker
I'll double check that, but I'm pretty sure that might be it. Yeah. Zombie apocalypse where indigenous people are immune.
Discussion on Similar Movies and Conclusion
01:42:40
Speaker
It's called Blood Quantum. So there's that
01:42:47
Speaker
fucking basically the, uh, little snippet from the movie poultry guys. They made an entire movie out of. Yeah. I can't say i haven't watched it yet.
01:43:00
Speaker
So, but I will watch it later and I'll let, uh, quiz knows, no, if, uh, That is the case. I doubt that in this movie they're immune because they're alcoholics, but it is just funny that Native Americans are, or it's Canada, so that we'll just say indigenous people, are immune.
01:43:22
Speaker
Strange coincidence? I think it would make sense because, you know, not because of the alcohol or anything, because they, you know, it'd be a cool, I'd like to see that because, and i don't know, there'd be a good premise for it.
01:43:36
Speaker
Yeah, I suppose. But oh that's besides the point. We'll go on to the the final scene where Arby and Wendy are escaping with Katie, the little girl. Yep.
01:43:50
Speaker
And they're driving in a car. Who I hope vomits the egg.
01:43:59
Speaker
I hope that's where it came from because this is a little girl. Yeah, I can't, i you can't really tell has she like had the egg like, you know, a chicken would. Yeah.
01:44:10
Speaker
But yeah what's even sillier is the fact she's fucking slamming back all these fucking tall cans of like Miller. And there's like, she's just fucking chugging all these cans of beer and she's throwing them down.
01:44:22
Speaker
And if you, when you look where she throws it down, there's like a pile of fucking beer cans at the baseboard of this fucking car. Yeah. Well, it's basically like Pepto and she's got tummy issues, you know? Putting on a case of Miller. alcohol kills the If the alcohol kills the zombie chickens, that's what you gotta to do, man.
01:44:45
Speaker
So, she vomits the egg and it causes causes them to flip the car. It's the m of infamous trauma car explosion that's in almost every fucking trauma movie and it's incredible.
01:44:59
Speaker
It is legit a great car. Yeah, it's he uses it in every fucking everything, dude, and it's amazing. This trademark. It's fucking awesome, but it's it's legitimately one of the best car flips ever.
01:45:15
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. Especially for the kind of budget they have. Well, even back then even, because they didn't have a really big one back then when they actually first filmed it back in the early 80s.
01:45:27
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you know So they've just recycled it and just it's always in. And it's just a fun little, here you go. you know He finds a way to work it in. I think Citizen Toxie, I don't even think the car matched and they still used it.
01:45:42
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I think in this one, the car actually kind of matches better, which is hilarious. It's usually it doesn't matter.
01:45:51
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ah yeah And then end credits, which we get like a trauma version of the Thriller dance, which is pretty awesome. Yeah, ah poorly um executed by the dancers, but it's funny, yeah but fitting for the movie.
01:46:07
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and And I'm pretty sure this is this this is the scene where I'm pretty sure that's fucking General Lee singing. Yeah.
01:46:17
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The Poultry Guys theme song. it could be him, man. Yeah, it sounds like him. If that's him, he's the best singer in the movie. Hands down. Hands down.
01:46:33
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In my opinion. Well, that was fucking Poultry Geist. Another poulry fucking gem of a film. if a movie that I... i I think a lot of people pass up because the, the um, it just sounds silly.
01:46:57
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Yeah, but it's it's great. and And it is. And if you're not into musicals, it's still cool because it's not a it's it's not, it's a musical to me, but it's like not filled to the brim with musicals.
01:47:10
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And what's also awesome about this movie, which I forgot to talk about earlier, is it was still shot on 35 millimeter film. which I think is beautiful. So 2006, you know, he was still, you know, when everybody was starting to convert to digital, he was one of the directors like David Lynch that, that fought and fought, you know? Well, I would say, I would say that this movie is probably 10 minutes of music, something like that. Yeah.
01:47:42
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About. Yeah. Yeah, it's not overbearing. So if you're not a fan of musicals, don't let that stop you from watching this because this movie is gloriously offensive. I love it.
01:47:53
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It's right up our fucking alley. Yeah, it's it's complete anarchy. like Especially when the wheel gets turned in and it it doesn't take long for it to start turning either. You're already locked in and then it's it's just a ride.
01:48:06
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It's amazing. Yeah, I've suggested this to people before who have been like, what? yeah And it's like, and like it's it's it's not as bad as you would think.
01:48:19
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Like, you would think from the name, because the name, I think, turns a lot of people off. I think it's clever as shit. Yeah, it's really good. ah If you like trashy movies, this is about as trashy and and offensive as it gets. Absolutely.
01:48:37
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But if anyone else has any recommendations of movies that you'd like us to jerk offs to talk about how big their Transformers are um and completely go off topic and such.
01:48:54
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Yeah. Just send your email to deadnotespodcasts at gmail.com and I might send you a picture.
01:49:05
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and no I won't. Of a wide Optimus Prime.
01:49:12
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A double wide trailer. Yep. Well, I was probably 12 or something, probably 10 years old at the time, so it would be inappropriate.
01:49:23
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Yeah. But anyway, Poultry Guys. Yes, check it out. 2006? 2006 was it? Yeah. and Incredible, incredible, incredible.
01:49:36
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Uncle Lloyd. Watch it. You're an amazing human. And shave those balls, for Christ's sake. Jesus Christ. They look like... ah they look His balls literally look like a struck match.
01:49:50
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It'll give you a wider stance. Well, on that note, I'm Quizno. Yeah, I gotta... Yep, Quizno. Quizno. See, ah one more thing.
01:50:03
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One more thing real quick. Quizno once told me that the way he shaves his balls is he uses a ah grocery bag, plastic one, and puts his legs through the holes and pulls them up like underwear.
01:50:18
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ha ha! I use, no, I use ah i use a frosting cap.
01:50:25
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But anyway, Popeye out. Popeye out. Later, guys. Thanks for listening and you soon. Bye.