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Desperate Living 1977
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This episode, we're peeling back the layers of this punk-rock fever dream—a film that drags you into the filthy, fabulous underbelly of Mortville, a trash-strewn haven for society's outcasts. From homicidal housewives to leather-clad rebels, Desperate Living is a chaotic cocktail of depravity, satire, and pure Waters weirdness. So, grab your ratty wigs and buckle up for a ride through one of the most outrageous cult classics ever made.
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Introduction: Discussing 'Desperate Living' and John Waters
00:00:24
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Hello, welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin, and with me is the most beautiful woman in Mortville. Calm down, milkhead.
00:00:42
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living desperate about talking weird and Alan, I'm high.
00:00:49
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um thought this was backwards day.
00:00:53
Speaker
Hey, idiot, you got your clothes on backwards.
00:00:57
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We're talking about Desperate Living 1977. This is one of the most phenomenal films ever, if you have not seen it. i ah highly, highly, highly recommend this. It is by one of the best directors in the world, John Waters, and he's an amazing person all in his health.
00:01:24
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So Kevin's going to be glazing John Waters this whole time because i I'm a fan, but not nearly as big a fan as Kevin is. I know this is this is part of what he calls his trash trilogy.
00:01:36
Speaker
Yes, yeah absolutely. Female Trouble and Pink Flamingos. ah Those are both phenomenal too, which we will definitely be putting on the list at some point, especially Female Trouble.
00:01:49
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Oh my God, that's so good. I was going to say, I don't think I can sit through pink flamingos again. there' like there's ah There's a couple scenes. What, but the one guy doing his little dance, winking at you?
Kevin's Encounter with John Waters
00:02:05
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like Well, there's the... Well, obviously, you know, um i I'm... ah Every time I hear surfing bird, that's the scene that comes to mind.
00:02:17
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Well, there's some animal death in here, and yes, it's chickens, but still. But they ate it afterwards, though. I know, I know. But then there's the the eating of the not chocolate.
00:02:30
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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Divine eating a turd. Yeah.
00:02:39
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Yeah. I mean, that's not as that's not so bad, though. I mean, as long as I'm not the one doing it. Yeah. You do you. You do do you. have you heard Have you heard that Lonely Island song, Creep?
00:02:53
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Yes, I have. Where they have John Waters introduce the song, and they're basically dressed up as John Waters. Yeah. Because he's like, if you look up Crete in the dictionary, it's like his picture should be right next to it. But then, like I listened to a little bit of the...
00:03:15
Speaker
commentary for this movie. Not much, but he's ah he is completely different than what he looks like. He seems like a normal guy.
Plot Overview: 'Desperate Living' Opening Scenes
00:03:25
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Yeah.
00:03:26
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He's as normal as normal is, my man. oh yeah. you would Well, you would think with the the movies that he makes, like when you hear him talk, or that he would just be a lunatic, but he's he's a very articulate man. He is, and he is very sweet.
00:03:41
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um I met him... Back in it and It was like 1999, I think. And it was at the... Where you're like, how'd you get to be so sweet?
00:03:53
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know. But he had a whole art show at the Wexner Center, you know, there at Columbus. And it was all of his photography and stuff. And he did like ah he was doing his book signing.
00:04:05
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And he met me and my buddy Andy and was so freaking nice. And I was wearing a Velvet Asher Christ shirt. And i remember he was like, he was like, i like your shirt. And he asked me if it was my band, but I misheard him. I can't remember. I thought i he said, is that a band? But.
00:04:24
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He said, is that your band? And I was like, yeah, yeah, man, it's great. They're great. I told him I was in Velvet Asset Christ by accident by not telling him I was in Velvet Asset Christ, I guess.
00:04:35
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But that was my embarrassing moment. But well, yeah, well, he was awesome. embarrassing enough it It wasn't embarrassing enough, apparently, because he would have cast you in a movie. had Yeah. bellished Oh, my God. I wish he would have.
00:04:50
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I'd totally eat a turd.
00:04:54
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ah you You need the little greasy hair and the pencil mustache. Yeah. Don't tempt me.
00:05:04
Speaker
I'll tell you what. I think the first time I saw it was with you, actually. I think we were at Andy's house. I discovered this movie through Marilyn Manson yeah back in the 90s because he had the sample on... What song was that?
00:05:18
Speaker
it's a the I don't even remember. It might... It's at the end of ah Portrait. Yeah. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's how I first heard of this movie. Call me a poser, whatever.
00:05:33
Speaker
That's where I heard about it. That's how I heard about Joe Waters. Like 94, 95, something like Like we knew John Waters because of like serial mom and all that stuff and everything. But, you know, I don't think I remember, you know, any of his earlier work, you know, it was just, you know, like polyester and like hairspray. Everybody knows, you know, and all that stuff. But you didn't know any of his like earlier stuff, you know.
00:06:01
Speaker
Well, that was also back like pre... I mean, internet existed, but it wasn't what it is now. So finding finding things like this, you kind of had to be introduced by somebody that was just in the yeah in the circle, kind of. and
00:06:19
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you know Yeah. I am very thankful for it. is It is what it is. It has shown me many a great works. but Speaking of, you know, you you talking about him being like a creep and stuff.
00:06:32
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So like looking like a creep. So he plays that role so well in um C to Chucky, if you remember, um because he's he's like that paparazzi guy and he's just super slimy and like he just fit that role so fucking well. Yeah.
00:06:51
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ah i I fucking damn near applauded when I went to the because i so when I ah came out man I was like didn't have any idea he was in it and then he popped in was like no fucking way he's basically playing himself
00:07:08
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yeah I don't follow his career like Kevin does but this I love Desperate Living this movie is fucking insane yeah it's incredible And it's it's kind of like... Man, it's unbelievable how... Like, you would think that... I guess and if, as a director, people probably come to you, but you would think meeting people like the ones that are in this movie yeah would be like a once-in-a-lifetime thing, but like he knows all of them and made a movie.
00:07:39
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Oh, yeah, they're all best friends, man. They're all buddies in Baltimore, you know? So... what ah What a circle, you know? What a fun night that would be to hang out with all of them.
00:07:52
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I would stay sober.
00:07:57
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Just don't fall asleep with your shoes on.
00:08:03
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That's funny because, yeah well, you know, there' there's the, well, there's somebody who leaves their shoes on during sex in this movie. Anyway, this movie this movie opens to somebody who is Peggy, which we'll find out later, but somebody eating a rat that has been cooked and looks like it would be tasty, but that is a real fucking rat.
00:08:32
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Yeah, it looks really tender. And you got your sides of vegetables. Like, it's all a nice dinner set up. I don't know. I mean, maybe rat is good, but it's probably full of parasites and shit.
00:08:46
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That depends on how long you cook it, yeah. Maybe you still cook it for while. Yeah. They bring that peppery taste to it. Here's something um that they never mention really after the beginning of this movie.
00:09:02
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There's kids playing softball in the front yard.
Mortville's Eccentric Residents and Community Dynamics
00:09:06
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And one of them calls Peggy mom. Yeah. It's one of the kids. and Right. So she at least has three children.
00:09:15
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She does. with yeah Which you never fucking hear about for the rest of the movie. She never mentions it ever again. Well, she does late a little bit later on this fucking scene, you know, like what she walks into. Right.
00:09:32
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Right. That's what I'm saying. After you're introduced to the three children and that we know of that are hers. After the after what happens, yeah she never mentions them again. So it's like it's like all kids are like thrown aside.
00:09:49
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Yeah. Her kids are her kids are not. Yeah. Well, Muffy's did kind of because he left them, but we'll get into that. ah Yeah. But what do you think about Bosley?
00:10:03
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This guy, man, George Stover. um I had this movie a long time ago called Fiend. don't know if you've ever seen it, but i don't know it's a it's a boring movie, but it's it's an old and weird horror movie, but he's in it.
00:10:20
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And it was like such a random thing because I don't know this guy being in anything else, you know, haven't really seen or at least I haven't seen anything. But he's he definitely plays the character pretty well.
00:10:34
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Well, my opinion, he really seems like he loves Peggy. Yeah, he's a supportive husband. hey I don't think Bosley does anything wrong.
00:10:46
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No. No, he's just doing what he's supposed to do. I mean, he's, you know, he's trying to take care of his wife. Right. Put yourself in his shoes, man. She's fucking unhinged.
00:10:59
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Absolutely. Absolutely. She's got that fucking like walking cast on and shit. Yeah, she has. It's like some metal brace on her leg, which they never explain.
00:11:13
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Does she have it throughout the entire movie? No. She loses it later on, I think. I can't remember. Oh, yeah, you know what? I think she loses it when she goes to get ugly.
00:11:25
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but she Yeah, when she goes to get ugly, yeah. Yeah. Goes to get uglied up. Yeah. ah Which I think she got improved, but we'll talk about that later, too.
00:11:37
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yeah But bob bosley seems like a Bosley seems like a good guy, man. He's taking care of his... right Because imagine how hard it would be to take care of her, especially with this next scene coming up.
00:11:50
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Imagine. Put yourself in his shoes. Yeah, so like, The fucking phone. What about the phone ring? And and she picks it up and she's like, hello, what number are you calling?
00:12:04
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You've dialed the wrong number. Oh my God. I would love to get ah whole, if I, if I got her on accident, that would be fucking awesome. Just to call a random number and some woman just losing her goddamn mind. Yeah.
00:12:23
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Yeah, they hit the... that Well, they hit... They're out there playing baseball or softball or something, and they hit the fucking ball through the window. that's what... That's what triggers her fucking, um...
00:12:42
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her screaming from her window what she calls them rats and that's where you get the rats rats rats and she's like he's like mama pay with it my allowance he's like what she's saying like how how much allowance you got to pay for my life
00:13:05
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ah You know what they say about crazy women, though? I mean,
Queen Carlotta's Rule and Bizarre Plot Elements
00:13:09
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honestly, i might be able to fix Peggy. yeah
00:13:15
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see you This is the scene where we get this Marilyn Manson sample from. Go home to your mother! Doesn't she ever watch you?
00:13:27
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Tell her this isn't some communist daycare center! Tell your mother I hate her! Tell your mother I
00:13:41
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hate you! That sets up the whole movie, too, because that's the kind of fucking shit we're dealing with. Yeah, and and it's like, now the movie starts. that' There's, like, no... It cuts right to it. Like, he'll at least anytime show you how crazy she is.
00:13:57
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Yep. Yeah, she's out of her fucking mind. And, uh, which yeah Which is why Bosley is trying to save her, you know? Yeah. Because he's like, it's worth it.
00:14:08
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It's worth it. Yeah, yeah. We got three kids, you know, like, we're trying to make this work. Well, no, I'm talking about, ah you know, they say crazy women are the best in bed. She must be fucking phenomenal.
00:14:23
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Yeah. Right. She's got Bosley's toes curling and his eyes rolling up in the back of his head. That's why he's putting up with this shit. Yeah. Peggy. Peggy gravel.
00:14:37
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That's another thing, too. um The character names in all his movies are fucking hilarious, too. They're just amazing. Peggy gravel.
00:14:50
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Mole McHenry. Griselda. Griselda. Griselda Brown. Queen Carpana.
00:15:01
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Griselda is next up. she's and We get introduced to her when Peggy's walking downstairs just losing her shit still talking about kids firing a rifle at her through the window.
00:15:14
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She just, what she says, she's like, I nearly, I i've barely escaped an assassination attempt. That's what she does.
00:15:25
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And then she walks in on the on her other two kids. We're up to three now. I think that's all of them, but I'm not sure. She walks in on Beth and Bosley Jr.
00:15:37
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yeah
00:15:40
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Playing doctor. Butt naked. yo Butt naked. Yeah, that's a... Yeah, that's weird, but... But, apparently, she wasn't in the room with them, because John Waters was like, that would just be weird, her screaming at these naked children. ah I know.
00:15:59
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Like, that's where we're drawing a line. They're already freaking out, she's like... She's like, you but you could be pregnant, Beth! And you, how could you rape your own sister?
00:16:11
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Yeah.
00:16:15
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You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own sister! Oh, God!
00:16:27
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The children are having sex!
00:16:35
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And Bosley comes to investigate and sees Griselda drinking his vodka. Oh, yeah. Which, it's kind of... um It's kind of implied here and not so kind of subtly, but i did I did watch the commentary up to this point, but and he was talking like um Bosley was...
00:16:58
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like um not necessarily racist, but it's kind of a... I don't know. Because he's accusing Griselda of being a thief and stuff, but she is!
00:17:09
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She is fucking... She is a thief. She's drinking his goddamn vodka. He says, look at this, I put a fucking mark on here. It used to be here.
00:17:21
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he was like, thirsty Griselda.
00:17:26
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Because you better go check on your wife. She's having another mental fit. Well, um this is where Griselda calls Bosley a milkhead. Yeah. was which We gotta bring that one back.
00:17:43
Speaker
I think so. I like milkhead. I think that's a good one. You fucking milkhead. milkhead that's uh apparently a racial slur that hasn't been spoken in many years but i know like it yeah it's cousin it's a cousin to honky it's honky's cousin it's honky's cousin milkhead honky and milkhead uh poy and milkhead ah oh
00:18:14
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Yeah, we hear a lot of um different like slurs that I don't think ever really were big slurs, but they would definitely be considered that today.
00:18:25
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But they were kind of just normal talk back then. Yeah, Milkhead is like... The slang is real thick in his movies, these old movies especially. Milkhead's like on the level of calling someone a jive-ass turkey.
00:18:39
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It doesn't quite hit like it used to, maybe. Yep, I want to bring it back, though. Me too. I already called you one.
00:18:50
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You milkhead. Thanks, milkhead. Bosley tries to make a citizen's arrest. Well, yeah. She fucking... um He takes her purse, you know, and like, fucking finds all of his lottery tickets and his checkbook.
00:19:09
Speaker
And two rolls of toilet paper. Yeah. what I don't want some white bear looking at my Tampax. Because that's a thing.
00:19:22
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It's funny because that probably is a thing. There's probably guys out there that do like that shit.
00:19:30
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Yeah, so he tries to arrest Krizoda.
00:19:35
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Which he's going to need backup for that because she's at least twice his size. Oh, absolutely. That's a huge bitch.
00:19:44
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That's a huge bitch. That's a huge bitch. Griselda is about the size of a grizzly belt bear. I imagine that's where the name came from. Yeah, Bosley is just... He is. He's the literal milkhead.
00:19:57
Speaker
But bosley is Bosley is right here because Griselda is drinking his liquor and she did have some of his shit in her bag. But Peggy comes in and starts arguing with him.
00:20:08
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like, Jesus Christ. Yeah, she just comes in with like a wave of shit. ah Young men, this is what marriage is like.
00:20:19
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there There are points that you know it does this scene does run through my head. i'm like, what did just come home to? Like, why you yelling at me?
00:20:29
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She's stealing my shit.
00:20:34
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but But Peggy goes upstairs and she's losing her mind so Bosley has to go give her her medication and he tells Griselda she better not fucking leave. Yeah.
00:20:47
Speaker
And, uh... You know, I don't watch King of the Hill, but, uh, this scene when he's trying to give her the fucking injection and she throws the perfume in his eyes.
00:21:00
Speaker
Yeah. You know, the pocket sand. Yeah. Yeah. Pocket sand. Yeah, pocket sand. That's what it reminded me of. Yeah, um it is Pakistan.
00:21:11
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I was like, ah how nice, how considerate, how considerate it is to announce what you're throwing in someone's face. So you save like tens of seconds of them not going, what was that? Oh my God, what'd you throw in my face?
00:21:27
Speaker
You skip right to, ah, there's sand in my eyes. Or perfume. yeah I don't know. I guess perfume would burn your eyes. What'd she tell him before she did that? She said he like went to touch her and she was like, you touched me.
00:21:42
Speaker
Now my skin is rotting. And then when she's like, did she tell him that she could tear his lips off? I don't know, but man, it it must have been it must have been a difficult time producing those children if he can't even touch her on the hand. Yeah.
00:22:04
Speaker
Although, I wonder, i wonder did this and this fucking mental break come all at once? That would be crazy. Married to Peggy for all these years, you have three children, and then she turns into this?
00:22:19
Speaker
Jesus Christ. Well, he does say, he was like, going to have to have you committed again, so i mean this isn't go to be this isn't the first time. Yeah, and she fucking throws the pocket sand in his eyes.
00:22:29
Speaker
ha, ha. And kicks him in the balls and then hits him over the head with a wine bottle. Yeah. Oh, yeah. She puts him down and and then she and then fuck she calls for Grisota to help her because he's trying to kill her even though she just fucking bashed him over the head. And she comes up with a fucking broom and starts beating the shit out of him.
00:22:57
Speaker
And she was like, down, down, down, down. And then he tries to get up and she goes, oh my god, he's attacking. she fucking... Man, Griselda's about... ah To put it in perspective, Griselda's about a 400-pounder, you think?
00:23:15
Speaker
Yeah, probably about. About 400 pounds? Yeah. She sits right on his face. She sits on Bosley's face, poor guy. But the way she... The look on her face when she's wiggling on him. Oh, I know.
00:23:31
Speaker
She's like... Oh, man.
00:23:35
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And of course, just like any movie, you know, after about five seconds, he's dead. Yeah, absolutely. oh she goes.
00:23:47
Speaker
yeah Well, keep that in mind, you know, because it's funny in movies, like if you strangle someone for about five seconds, they die. Yeah. so Wouldn't that be fucking simple for people that wanted to commit suicide?
00:24:01
Speaker
Hold your breath for five seconds. You'll die. Yeah. and having a secretrecy but that yeah That'd be an easy out, wouldn't it? Yeah, dude.
00:24:12
Speaker
Hold on. us Hold on a second, Kevin. I'm going to test this. Did he die?
00:24:24
Speaker
Son of a bitch! You did not hear a son of a bitch. I'm still a alive. well a yeah but Check that one off your list of things to try to kill yourself. Yeah, that don't work. oh Check that one off.
00:24:39
Speaker
But they killed fucking Bosley who did nothing wrong. Bosley is innocent. He's attacking. Bosley was a good man. Yeah. If anything, he was being taken advantage of.
00:24:52
Speaker
Absolutely. You know, and they escape in Peggy's car without the fucking children. Yeah, they left the children there with their dead dad.
00:25:04
Speaker
Who are never mentioned again. Man, the seat, when they come and tear ass and out of the house, the music that's playing is phenomenal. I do want to say like the soundtrack to this movie, just like all of his movies are pretty awesome.
Character Arcs and Film's Satirical Elements
00:25:19
Speaker
But man, that song is so funny. This is the only one with like a classical score, though. Yeah, but that scene, I think he actually wrote that, where it's just that goofy, you know, running piano. It's fucking sweet.
00:25:36
Speaker
Peggy is...
00:25:39
Speaker
You know, i don't hate nature, but I love her attitude because she's like she's like, you know I hate nature. Look at all these disgusting trees stealing my oxygen.
00:25:50
Speaker
She's like, I want to put cement over everything. Why did you tell me to come this way, Griselda? You know I hate nature.
00:26:01
Speaker
Look at those disgusting trees stealing my oxygen. She just bitches about... Every goddamn thing. Yep. And of course, Griselda says, do you ever shut up?
00:26:15
Speaker
Do you ever shut the fuck up? Yeah.
00:26:20
Speaker
She's like, you gotta camp out because the police are going to be looking for him. ah All this in the span of five minutes. Right, right. Yeah, and keep that in mind because, you know, Griselda's sitting there looking at Peggy, she's like, I ain't your maid anymore, bitch.
00:26:38
Speaker
I'm your sister in crime. i ain't your maid. Fucking Griselda. Oh my god. but But this, you know, coming up is probably my favorite. It's definitely my favorite scene. Oh my god, yeah.
00:26:57
Speaker
because ah along along the road, my dad shows up. ah Yeah. you You didn't know my daddy was in this movie, did you?
00:27:08
Speaker
Yeah, I know. He is fucking the police officer shows up, which he doesn't have a name, but in real life, it's Turkey Joe. Yeah, it's Turkey Joe.
00:27:22
Speaker
thats ah That's his real name. he's all yeah he's ah He was also the principal in Polyester, I believe. Or no, um Female Trouble. He was like the um principal of her school.
00:27:34
Speaker
Which is weird seeing him play that role. Look at him when he's riding his motorcycle. His posture and everything. he's like It's like he's sitting at a dinner table.
00:27:48
Speaker
Oh, I know. It's so proper. thing Every fucking thing he does is funny. When he runs over to him, when he parks his motorcycle and runs over to him the way he's skipping through the grass.
00:28:02
Speaker
This fucking guy is a treasure. He is. He is a unique man. To say the least. He's like, I know you guys are trying to keep Mortville.
00:28:16
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I'm gonna haul your asses in right now.
00:28:21
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and they they don't know what Mortville fucking is yet. He's like, they let killers live there scot-free. Like you guys. I don't know what accent that is either that he has.
00:28:36
Speaker
But it says, well... he he stripped He says, I got something I want to show you first. I might let you guys go to Mortville, but I got something I wanted to show you first.
00:28:49
Speaker
And he strips down his lingerie. Yeah. These are from Bloomingdale's. They feel nice on my big butt. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big butt.
00:29:15
Speaker
He says, you like lingerie? how do you like these little numbers? he has and away I sent away for them from Fredericks. They was expensive. I love the feel of cold nylon on my big boy.
00:29:31
Speaker
I fucking love this dude. Yeah, so he takes their fucking underwear from him.
00:29:40
Speaker
Well, he takes Griselda's underwear Oh, that's right. takes hers first. He said these are some big ones. These are some big ones. He says what I like best a French kiss when I'm all dressed.
00:29:56
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When I'm all gussied up.
00:30:01
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But he put he puts Griselda's underwear on. yeah and more And he forces Griselda to kiss him and Man, I think this is one of the nastiest scenes in the movie if you pay attention to ah the ah ah police officer's mouth. Oh, yeah. you Ew, gum. I don't know what he's picking off his mouth, but there's some really bright red slobber that he slings off. I was like, oh, what the fuck?
00:30:31
Speaker
but I think he was putting lipstick on, and it was all nasty on me. Well, I'll tell you this. This says a lot about Turkey Joe as a man, not the character, but the man himself, because he takes Peggy's underwear, and and Peggy, you i mean, you it's one shot.
00:30:53
Speaker
She pulls her underwear off. You can see that she has nothing on underneath, you know? And he shoves them right in his mouth. He didn't do that with Griselda's underwear.
00:31:06
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and And watch this. I don't know if you watched it. You watched it on DVD, right? Mm-hmm. look at those panties when he puts them on. They've got spots on them. I was like, oh man, don't put those in your mouth.
00:31:24
Speaker
He don't give a shit. He don't give a fuck. He puts those over top of Griselda's underwear that are over top of his own lingerie.
00:31:37
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and And he says the best line in the whole fucking movie when he goes to kiss.
00:31:47
Speaker
He says, I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs. I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? and
00:31:59
Speaker
What the fuck? What the fuck kind of drugs do you have to be on to write that shit? None. that's the That's the beauty of it. That's what makes it even better. i'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs.
00:32:15
Speaker
I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you? ah
00:32:24
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So then he falls to the ground and he's just having like the fucking climax of his life. then you like well Well, Peggy says, mount me if you must, but not a kiss. yeah She's like, i'll I'll throw up.
00:32:39
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She's like, you can fuck me, but don't kiss me.
00:32:45
Speaker
Yeah, he falls to the ground, like, at orgasmic, I guess. What are you whores looking at? The road's that way. Mortville's that way. Yeah, before haul your asses in.
00:33:00
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What are you two whores looking at? oh man, i could watch a whole movie of just the police officer and these two interacting.
00:33:10
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it It's over too fast. It is. It's so fucking funny, though. Griselda and Peggy arrive at Mortville. And they And what a, you know, it's like a collection of the worst goddamn forts.
00:33:27
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Oh my God, man. You know, it would have been so much fun to build this town. ah Yeah. If you were 13 years old or shit I built it now or 10 years old for your.
00:33:45
Speaker
yeah The little house that your daughter has in your backyard yeah puts all these houses shame. Yeah, it's definitely built stronger, that's for sure. ah ah Definitely built strong.
00:33:56
Speaker
yeah he just Yeah, and all the people in town. i mean ah and It's a hobo town, essentially. i mean, it's it's a tent city. As Peggy says, it's a village of idiots.
00:34:08
Speaker
Yeah. yeah We're in a village of idiots. I'm not eating none of that pie. Yeah. Would she say she had like lemon meringue and chocolate?
00:34:21
Speaker
I don't know, but ah look one look at the town and I'm not eating your pie. Fuck that. But Griselda was hungry.
00:34:33
Speaker
she's She's like forming right into everybody, though. She's like super nice to everybody and Peggy's obviously, you know, from the upper crust. Yeah, peggy Peggy's a rich milkhead.
00:34:54
Speaker
So, yeah, we enter it we we fucking get to the motel. Yeah, if that's what you want to call it. Introduction to Mole McHenry, who was supposed to be played by Divine.
00:35:09
Speaker
he was off doing um i can't remember what movie it was something but yeah so we see mole and uh what's fucking peggy say she was like we need help or we need showed her something was like i've been raped and she goes you were raped
00:35:31
Speaker
Man, and she sets up her character perfectly, because as soon as a as soon as you meet Mole, she's blowing a snot rocket, and you can see it hanging from her nose, and she can't quite get it, so she grabs it and throws it to the ground.
00:35:51
Speaker
Nasty bitch. Yeah, that was fucking, yeah. I love it. I fucking love it. And they show, Mole shows them to their room where the previous tenant shot himself the night before.
00:36:03
Speaker
He was still there. Nobody is.
00:36:11
Speaker
And they asked him about it. She said he shot himself the night before and it's really made a big stink of the place.
00:36:20
Speaker
ha ha ha ha. And they ask her if they're go if she's gonna get rid of it, and Mole's like, I fucking guess. what like it's such ah It's such an inconvenience.
00:36:36
Speaker
ah Holy shit. Mole grabs her purse and finds six dollars in it, and she's like, shit, you are rich! Yeah. yeah She's like, a lottery ticket ticket, I'll take it, and I'll win it And I'll win it, yep.
00:36:54
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perceive it believe it uh i don't know the saying but she's she realizes her uh own destiny here spoiler yeah but when i walk into the kitchen she's like you both are sure are some ugly bitches
00:37:23
Speaker
And and then then we get, don't we get introduced to the most beautiful woman in Mortville? She comes in. Oh yeah, after she serves him the fucking possum. Possum.
00:37:38
Speaker
Yeah, they Peggy tells, Peggy Griselda tell him about killing Peggy's husband. and You know, throughout this whole movie, everyone refers to Peggy as a murderer.
00:37:49
Speaker
Griselda's the one that killed him. Peggy didn't. Right, but, you know.
00:37:56
Speaker
Griselda never corrects anybody, I've noticed. Nope. She's like, no, I killed that but that milkhead.
00:38:08
Speaker
set on sat on is Sat on his milkhead.
00:38:15
Speaker
And that is a real possum that Mole serves them for dinner. Yeah.
00:38:22
Speaker
Yep. John Waters don't give a fuck. No, he doesn't. He's like, hey, guys. Hey, guys. Guess what I found this morning on my drive over here?
00:38:33
Speaker
Looks like we just, yeah, we just saved some more money. Good fortune. He probably ran it over himself. He probably he probably saw it. Yeah, he probably fucking saw it and then turned around and fucking went back after it to hit it.
00:38:50
Speaker
yeah ah his car's got like fucking brush stuck in the windows and shit where he's driving through the woods after it I'm gonna get you little possum you're gonna be in my movie ah yeah're I'm gonna make you famous I love it I love it
00:39:16
Speaker
So we get our introduction to Muffy. Right. and She comes in and rubs her titties on Piggy. She goes, hi so Who, in Muffy's defense, she is the, well, she is probably the best looking woman in Mortville. Yeah. yeah So shes she's not necessarily wrong.
00:39:43
Speaker
Yep.
00:39:46
Speaker
But she's dreaming about hogs. She's dreaming about... What'd she say? She's like, Mole's all pissed about it. She's like, I am a man, Muffy.
00:39:57
Speaker
A man trapped in a woman's body. And she's like... What'd she say? She's like, I know, Mole, but you ain't got the same big business.
00:40:10
Speaker
Yeah.
00:40:14
Speaker
She gets stabbed in the hand with a pickle fork for that bullshit.
00:40:22
Speaker
That's a toxic relationship right there. Then she takes it off and she goes, that hurt.
00:40:29
Speaker
ah Yeah. And it's never spoken of again. you know She stabbed her completely through the hand. The wound is healed in about 10 seconds. Oh, yeah. heal They heal quick in Morville.
00:40:41
Speaker
queen and the Queen's guards come to arrest Peggy and Griselda and take her to meet the Queen. Yeah, all the the Queen's guards are dressed like leather daddies.
00:40:53
Speaker
I don't think they're dressed up like leather daddies. I think they are leather daddies. I believe maybe in real life they are too. I don't think those were costumes that John Waters provided for them.
00:41:08
Speaker
Yeah. I believe it. So they get taken to... Well, for no reason whatsoever, Griselda tries to make out with Peggy in the van.
00:41:19
Speaker
Yeah. this the This attraction comes out of nowhere. Yeah. and And we see more of it later on. Yeah. Unfortunately.
00:41:34
Speaker
they arrive at the fucking castle... And fucking all the velvet paintings in the fucking castle are phenomenal.
00:41:45
Speaker
Well, we got, we got Charles Manson. we got Hitler. Who else? We got, we got fucking. uh, Anyway, they're they're incredible.
00:41:56
Speaker
And yeah, they're incredible. so's all It's all leading up to the introduction of Cartman. I mean, Carlotta. Yeah, Queen Carlotta.
00:42:10
Speaker
Queen Cartwoman.
00:42:14
Speaker
You tell me that... You tell me that... ah Trey Parker didn't see this when he... I bet Trey Parker was imitating Carlotta when he came up with Cartman, because she is basically Cartman.
00:42:29
Speaker
That's what but she sounds like. Yeah, I mean, and I wouldn't doubt it. This used to be... They only used to show this movie in Pink Flamingos and shit like that at like the midnight matinees. you know um So i would not doubt that that they would go and enjoy those late night movies, you know, the more fucked up ones they got, you know? And yeah, because car she even kind of, she sounds kind of like Cartman and she's kind of built like him.
00:42:58
Speaker
I don't know. She seems like Carlotta is basically queen Cartman. She she's, but Peggy's bitching. And Carlotta, Carlotta says, you are interrupting the flow of my power. and order yeah And order she orders Wilson to feed her cockroaches.
00:43:18
Speaker
Yeah, I love when they bring her in and she's on that fucking bed they're all carrying and it's all... And that trumpet's playing. And she's like, come on, come on, hurry it up, hurry it up. And they roll her over onto the fucking chair. Well, one night when she's sitting in the chair, her feet never touch the ground.
00:43:37
Speaker
yeah It's the ridiculously tall throne. And what is going on with her teeth? Holy shit. Yeah. That's one of her trademarks. and
00:43:53
Speaker
Oh, you're going to love her in female trouble. She's amazing in female trouble. She says she tells Wilson to bring the prisoner so she can demonstrate her authority. Mm-hmm.
00:44:07
Speaker
Yes. and what's it What's he saying? Well, you you you take this one. he She says, any last words? like You can suck my royal hemorrhoids, you fat pig.
00:44:21
Speaker
Any last words, goon face? You can lick my royal hemorrhoids, you fat pig. Oh, ready, egg, fire!
00:44:35
Speaker
She goes, oh far, far, far.
00:44:41
Speaker
Open fire. She calls him goon face. Yeah, goon face. You got any last words, goon face?
00:44:53
Speaker
You fat pig. Oh,
00:44:58
Speaker
shit. ah shit
00:45:03
Speaker
So now we got it. We we notice here that that Peggy gravel is already starting starting to um kiss up to the queen at this point, which will come into play later.
00:45:17
Speaker
So. oh Yeah, you know. Game recognizes game. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah.
00:45:28
Speaker
Well, this is another where Carlotta calls Peggy a murderess, but fucking shena she's not the one that murdered him. no You notice Griselda's silence.
00:45:44
Speaker
You notice Griselda's silence. Yep. Griselda's like, yep, that bitch killed her husband. They do that throughout the whole movie.
00:45:57
Speaker
Yep. And Carlotta, while Carlotta announces her royal proclamations. Yep.
00:46:05
Speaker
Royal proclamation one. You must always consider Carlotta your god, and if you see her on the street, you should fall to your knees and shout, I honor you, Queen Carlotta.
00:46:20
Speaker
Proclamation number but two. You exist solely to bring Queen Carlotta moments of royal amusement.
00:46:36
Speaker
Oh my god. she want ah Poor Poor Wilson. yeah or that it will or wilson
00:46:49
Speaker
order you to I order you to take them to the ugly expert for complete overhaul. Yeah, so they could so they could dress like the trash that they are.
00:47:02
Speaker
oh God.
00:47:05
Speaker
And they they put Carlotta in her royal cot. Oh my god, yeah. well Well, they inform her that Prince Cuckoo, Princess Cuckoo, has been out all night with the garbage man. Who's also a nudist.
00:47:23
Speaker
Who's also a nudist. Oh, the nudist volleyball. nudist volleyball.
00:47:33
Speaker
Yeah, she doesn't want her daughter to be in the likes of a garbage man. It's not royalty because they're below her. wow Well, she says ah they argue about it, and Cuckoo says she doesn't want to be the queen. She wants to marry Herbert.
00:47:50
Speaker
But when Carlotta goes, Herbert? That's his name? That top-tier acting right there. Yeah. That his name?
00:48:01
Speaker
What?
00:48:05
Speaker
Yeah, they get into huge argument about it. and Well, Kevin's favorite scene of the movie is next.
00:48:16
Speaker
Well, they start arguing about it, and then like she start the she starts getting a nosebleed.
Conclusion: 'Desperate Living' as a Cult Classic
00:48:28
Speaker
So, Wilson takes Queen Carlotta to her bedroom. it's Wilson's night to service her. I believe it's your night to service me, Lieutenant Wilson.
00:48:43
Speaker
I'm always eager, your highness. Oh, that love muscle. Whip it out and show it hard. oh Oh, come on, Daddy. Fuck me. Come on.
00:48:54
Speaker
Oh, glow, little inchworm. Oh, look at those balls. Oh, God. ah oh The poor actor that played Wilson. Oh, man. Fucking kudos, man.
00:49:09
Speaker
He fucking... He did it. He did it right. because She goes, oh, look at them balls. oh Look at those balls.
00:49:20
Speaker
He is lucky. he is lucky. What else does she fucking... What else does she fucking call it? She kept fucking saying all kinds of shit. She says, ooh, glow, little inchworm. Yes!
00:49:33
Speaker
How do we like that? Don't say that. I'll tell you what. The actor that played him is very lucky that the scene didn't require him to have a fucking boner. What'd she say? ah He she jumps up there and starts going to town and she's like, get it!
00:49:52
Speaker
Get it! What'd she say? Reggie, go! Reggie, go! go! ah She says, rob rub my safety deposit box to dig for gold.
00:50:05
Speaker
And ah she talks about herself in third person almost because because she says she says, don't bother with the head. The V in my crotch is what needs your attention.
00:50:19
Speaker
yeah Get it, get it, get it.
00:50:25
Speaker
Holy shit ah i Have you ever seen that movie, The Golden Glove? i don't think so movie yeah That movie, I thought it has some of the worst sex scenes in it, but I think i think um Desperate Living has the... Oh, yeah.
00:50:48
Speaker
Yikes. That poor man. And I didn't do it. i promised I would tell you if I did, but I didn't.
00:51:01
Speaker
But I think if you play this in slow motion, you will see Carlotta's pussy. Oh, you see it. You see all of it. I mean, it's right there, even though it's like a fast-ass scene. It's like... They didn't they didn't stop. They didn't and pull away. And yeah, that's incredible.
00:51:18
Speaker
but Well... Well, to be fair, it was the 70s. You see her bush. Yeah. There's there is a lot of full frontal nudity in this movie, but the only people that are really full frontal nude are the men.
00:51:34
Speaker
yeah there's more Yeah, there's way more male nudity in this, absolutely, than female. Well, there's a lot of fully naked women, but you don't see one pussy in this whole movie. yeah Well, you kind of see high it you kind of see yeah It's the 70s, man. All you see is pubic hair. Inchworm, grow! may Glow, little inchworm!
00:52:01
Speaker
Look at his balls! Look at them balls. What a fuck.
00:52:10
Speaker
ah but Oh my god.
00:52:14
Speaker
Don't bother with the head!
00:52:21
Speaker
Get it, get it, get it. ah That poor guy. So, heyy we get back, you know, Pig and Grizzota return from the ugly expert looking astounding.
00:52:40
Speaker
I'll tell you what, I think Peggy might be an improvement others yeah the other than the makeup she's got on. But they dyed her hair black.
00:52:51
Speaker
yeah And Peggy's kind of got an ass on her.
00:52:56
Speaker
Just saying. I mean, come on, man. Man. went Wasteland one year and Minkstool was there and, you know, fucking, you know, check what, check a, you know, bucket list off. It was amazing. And talking to her, she was so nice. And like, she felt like,
00:53:16
Speaker
like a sweet grandma almost. So, and after meeting her, you know, and then going back and watching the movies again, I'm like, holy shit. You know, it's like, it's, it's so crazy.
00:53:29
Speaker
It's crazy to see her acting that way. I know. Yeah. Cause you, it feels like, you know, your sweet grandma, you know what I'm saying? Like when you're talking to her, the same thing with like Betsy Palmer, like it was, she was,
00:53:42
Speaker
she was just like that too and I'm like oh my god and go back and watch Friday the 13th and you know it makes you feel weird
00:53:52
Speaker
well you're gonna have some kids thinking about you like grandpa eventually and then think all the nasty shits you did ah all the sins oh yeah oh man so funny Griselda gets mad because Peggy's bitching the whole time, and she says, next time you feel like bitching, go outside and bitch at the air and and the trees.
00:54:20
Speaker
yeah And you know what Peggy says? Don't bitch at us. But bitching isn't a relief if there's no one to hear it.
00:54:31
Speaker
I was like, yep, pretty much. Thumbs it up. ah Like, I don't bet you don't bitch when you're alone.
00:54:43
Speaker
Yeah.
00:54:51
Speaker
Oh my god. And Peggy asked Muffy and Mole why they live in Mortville, so we get our flashbacks. I fucking love these flashbacks, dude. Oh my god.
00:55:02
Speaker
so my god. the
00:55:10
Speaker
muffy well Muffy starts to tell her story and her she goes dead-eyed. oh yeah yeah She gets that look in her her in her face like, yep.
00:55:22
Speaker
She was like, I was a prominent woman.
00:55:26
Speaker
yeah her and And again, her and her husband are arguing. I'm not saying that Muffy's wrong, but I didn't notice who was the antagonist here because they both look like they're just bitching at each other. Yeah, they're both he's all drunk and she's like, is' like you stink of booze!
00:55:47
Speaker
He's like, you crazy woman!
00:55:51
Speaker
Yeah, it's a whole it's a whole train wreck marriage completely. Yeah, I think their marriage was a takes two to tango kind of situation because they're both fucking out of their minds. Absolutely. free and Screaming in the car. Like, if he okay if he's drunk, she probably has had some drinks too.
00:56:10
Speaker
ah yeah, they were coming back from the party. Don't grab the steering wheel when someone's driving. That's...
00:56:22
Speaker
that's not good. That doesn't help. Yeah, and it only gets better from there because they fucking arrive to their house and all these fucking kids just start fucking pouring out of their fucking house and it cuts to a fucking scene of some kid fucking puking on their family photo.
00:56:44
Speaker
They're like, get the hell out of here. They're running all these kids out and then the babysitter yeah is up in the bed. She's like it.
00:56:53
Speaker
Doesn't she say, where's my kid? And she's like, I don't know, I'm tripping. Yeah, she's up there laying in bed tripping and she comes up there. i don't know, I'm tripping.
00:57:05
Speaker
So she goes running downstairs and the kid's in the refrigerator. in the fuck? That was the first place she checked too. i would never go, maybe he's in the refrigerator. Oh, dude. and Incredible. Incredible.
00:57:22
Speaker
And then the babysitter comes down and she's like, you know, way asking her for payment. Well, watch this scene again and pay attention. That fucking, that kid was really in the refrigerator. He was, yeah, absolutely. and when she And when she pulls him out, he is fucking terrified.
00:57:43
Speaker
he comes running out. is It's for real. He is crying. Fucking, he looks like he's scared to death. ye like i don't I don't think he got permission to shoot that scene from any kind of... I don't know, it seemed slightly unethical to me, but yeah I don't give a shit. I mean, put the goddamn kid in the refrigerator. I'm just saying. General consensus would probably say that that's unethical.
00:58:12
Speaker
We're also talking about like 1977, you know, and you know what I'm saying? So it was super underground, yeah you know, probably when this movie came out, it was probably a very small percentage of people saw it in the theater, you know? Yeah.
00:58:28
Speaker
That's when our parents used to beat us. Yeah. Yeah. That's, Make us act right. Notches on the belt. yeah The babysitter comes in and is like, what's the matter, man? What's going Why are you tripping?
00:58:43
Speaker
Yeah. ah Like, ask her for money.
00:58:48
Speaker
yeah oh Yeah. Well, she says she said the baby the baby was in the refrigerator and she's like, well, you don't have to pay me. Oh, that's what it was, yeah.
00:59:00
Speaker
Like, okay, we're square then. That makes up for it. Yeah. And she fucking drowns her in fucking this nasty dog food.
00:59:11
Speaker
And then the husband comes in and he's fucking going crazy. He's like, you crazy woman, but you killed her. Like...
00:59:21
Speaker
Yeah, and this is another scene where like she drowns her into dog food and at like five seconds she's dead. Yeah, everybody dies quick in this.
00:59:35
Speaker
Everybody dies. if you're deprived of oxygen for five seconds, death. Yeah. ah was We'll come up on some ah quick deaths later on, too, that are pretty hilarious. Well,
00:59:46
Speaker
We're coming right up on one right now. Oh, dude. Well, we got to talk about when she's in the car because her husband comes out and is bitching at her and she rolls the fucking window up on his necktie and then when she takes off, his body flies up sideways.
01:00:05
Speaker
That's not a dummy.
01:00:09
Speaker
i love it. I fucking love it. And I guess you could say maybe his neck broke. Maybe. Yeah. We don't know what ever happened to him. Yeah. i I assume he died because he had five seconds of the window rolled up. yeah Yeah.
01:00:26
Speaker
but The clock started counting as soon as the window went up. But this leads to the very awkward scene of Muffy crying because she's never gotten to see her baby again. And Peggy just sitting there disgusted at her for crying about it.
01:00:43
Speaker
No mention of Peggy's children. No. It's all done. yeah Peggy's like, ew, why you? She's like, cousin Eddie. She's like, why are you crying? Yeah.
01:00:59
Speaker
So we get to Mole, man.
01:01:03
Speaker
The Mole Man. Mole explains er her past and what brought her Mortville. And her name she was a wrestler and she fought as Rasslin' Rita. And it was the infamous match between her and Big Jimmy Tong, the human blockhead.
01:01:29
Speaker
Yeah, ah my wrestling name would be my wrestling name would be Dick Johnson. Dick Johnson. Dick Johnson. i don't i don't I didn't come up with a nickname, but I'd be Dick Johnson.
01:01:43
Speaker
Let's talk about her wrestling uniform, man. She fucking pops up there it's a giant vagina. a big hairy pussy. yeah And she's like, jump yeah and starts rubbing it.
01:01:56
Speaker
She jumps in a ring and is rubbing the ever-elusive clitoris.
01:02:06
Speaker
She could have had an arrow like, it's right here, dummy! She was telling everybody to fuck off.
01:02:15
Speaker
ah She is yeah She came in and just fucking annihilated... like Jimmy Dong got fucked up. Yeah, she fucked him up quick. and fuck and She beats him in the head with her high heel shoe and knocks his eye out, which event what's which I guess kills somebody.
01:02:34
Speaker
Yeah. And then she stomps on his eyeball. and then she Yeah, if you if you get your eye popped out, you die. Yeah. Yep.
01:02:46
Speaker
That's a... It's just, you know, I mean, death death is just instant forever. This whole fucking scene, man, she comes in and she's a tornado and she just takes everybody down in the ring. It's incredible.
01:03:01
Speaker
it's surprise um I'm surprised whatever's wrong with Peggy's leg didn't kill her at this point. Yeah.
01:03:10
Speaker
The referee jumped and she fucking strangles him with a cord yeah for about five seconds. About five seconds, yeah. then he's dead. and He's dead.
01:03:27
Speaker
five second death. Then she's like congratulating herself on everything and everything. that's what ah That's what brought her to Mortville. It ended her wrestling career.
01:03:39
Speaker
Ended her wrestling career, which... Never mind that you just murdered two people for no reason, it seems. I'm not sure how how popular of a wrestler she could have gotten to be. Because was this her first match? She just killed the fucking guy? I don't think she understands wrestling.
01:03:58
Speaker
No, she just went in to fuck shit up. Just fuck him. You're not supposed to kill him.
01:04:08
Speaker
ah I love it. I love it so much. So yeah, she's been, so she says that she's been there sitting in her own stink ever since, which couldn't be a more true of a statement.
01:04:21
Speaker
But they start arguing because Mole and Muffy say they plan to win the lottery to get out of there. And Peggy starts arguing with them because it's Peggy's lottery ticket.
01:04:33
Speaker
And, uh, Griselda breaks it up, says it's time for bed. And we get to Kevin's second favorite scene.
01:04:46
Speaker
Griselda is. Yeah. So we see a there's like love in the air ah this this evening between everybody, it seems. yeah We get a shot of of Peggy and Griselda in their motel room. and ah I'm going to make a statement here.
01:05:07
Speaker
I think Griselda pass quite possibly has the worst hits I've ever seen.
01:05:16
Speaker
If not the worst, she's gotta be in the top five. Those are the worst set of titties. There's like spots all over them and they're just, they look like man boobs.
01:05:30
Speaker
So yeah, she fucking basically forces Peggy to fucking go down on her and we're watching the entire thing. Like, no cutaway once again. It's it's all there. And she's like, get it! Woo! Woo!
01:05:44
Speaker
I know one thing. Peggy must be great licking pussy because Griselda is losing her fucking mind. Peggy's like, no, I can't. No, I can't.
01:05:57
Speaker
Red team, go. Red team, go Look, there are a lot of comedians that make fun of black people wearing shoes while they're having sex, right? And pornos.
01:06:09
Speaker
they keep their shoes on. yeah griselda Griselda has her fucking shoes on in the scene. I was like, she's got a pair of chucks on.
01:06:22
Speaker
I was like, girl, you're reinforcing stereotypes. Kick those things off your feet. What are you doing?
01:06:32
Speaker
Then we get to see, you know, Ball of Muffy going at it, and then... And as it cuts after everybody's done for the evening, it's the next morning. The Mortville guards are running around waking everybody up because no one's allowed to sleep in And we get a nice shot of a cockroach crawling across Muffy's ass cheek.
01:06:57
Speaker
to to further like ce submit the type of atmosphere we're living in at this point. It's incredible. we yeah And here we get the guards delivering the royal proclamation from Carlotta, declaring it backwards day. That's right.
01:07:13
Speaker
ever Everyone has to wear their clothes backwards and walk backwards, or face execution.
01:07:24
Speaker
Oh, when fucking Mole and Muffy wake up and they go into the kitchen and they're both saying that they're starving to death, they steal the rat from the cat. Yeah. She slaps it on the plate and then cooks it.
01:07:39
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ. Yeah, dude. Well, then she's like, I'm gonna eat this thing in one bite. Like, what about Muffy? Nope. so You selfish bitch. She's hungry, too.
01:07:52
Speaker
She's the one wearing the pants.
01:07:56
Speaker
And Cartman. Cartman's sitting in a room eating candy and cakes and shit. And she's got, what'd she say? I got some, got some cheese. It's for my tummy, for my little tummy.
01:08:08
Speaker
Yeah. She's like, oh, pizza. Ooh. And she's like it's like, uh, hi, little birdie.
01:08:17
Speaker
Look, pizza to the fucking bird. Yeah. Yeah. mole Mole and Muffy are starving and eating a dead rat and Carlotta's up in her castle feeding pizza to birds.
01:08:31
Speaker
Yep. She's having a real, um, close moment with the bird too. Um, you know, just talking about how just wishes like everybody would die and and how horrible they are.
01:08:48
Speaker
Carlotta is Carlotta is, uh, She is probably closer to real politicians than we than we know. Yeah. yeah She just makes everybody walk backwards and wear their clothes backwards, and then she spends the whole day roasting them out on the street. She's like, that is so stupid.
01:09:10
Speaker
Fucking idiot. Yeah.
01:09:17
Speaker
Someone throws a mud ball at her and she goes, God damn it, who threw that?
01:09:23
Speaker
Well, wilson Wilson tells her that Cuckoo has escaped. she's She's on her way to find Herbert. Yep. So Carlotta, while on her mirror, Cuckoo wrote, fuck you, mommy. And lipstick.
01:09:41
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Is Carlotta really her mother in this movie? Is that really... Yeah. it so other Or is that just another woman? Because, like, ah what Peggy eventually becomes.
01:09:55
Speaker
Well, she is the daughter that Corrine Carlotta always wanted. So, yeah. Well, we'll find that out later. But... but Yeah, that's her daughter. yeah Princess Cuckoo. okay But Carlotta orders the guards to find her and kill Herbert on sight.
01:10:13
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Yep. Poor old Herbie. Jesus Christ. Herbies don't get any love. No, they don't. he's He's so good to her This is when we get to the nudist volleyball game.
01:10:32
Speaker
Where we see a bunch of wieners and know no no vaginas. but course Of course they're playing volleyball. Of course they whole lot of pubic hairs.
01:10:42
Speaker
Yeah, because jiggly wieners. Yeah. i hope I hope for these guys' sakes that they're all growers, not showers.
01:10:53
Speaker
So, yeah. Yeah. They fucking show up, and then and then Princess Cuckoo arrives there looking for Herbert, and, you know, we're werere finally introduced to Herbert, and then the guards show up and fucking kill him.
01:11:07
Speaker
Yeah. Like, her we we meet Herbert, and about a minute later, Herbert gets shot and dies. Yeah. Yeah, after he's, like, bowing his life to, you know, Princess Cuckoo, and then he's dead.
01:11:21
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Yeah. Yep.
01:11:25
Speaker
Yep. yeah shoting a Shot in the back. Yep. So, Peggy Garzota, Muffy, and Moll escape, and they go to the bar that's in Fortville.
01:11:42
Speaker
which is ah Which is a great place, alleged apparently. Yeah. It's... peggy Peggy has to go take a piss or shit.
01:11:53
Speaker
I don't know. But what the fuck, man? she Just on her way to the bathroom, there's a woman. There's two two women, three women trying to trying to rape her trying to rape her yeah well two women trying to rape her and one just sticking her titties through some kind of well yeah well before that though on the stage you know the flippers up there the one-armed yeah and she's like beating the shit out of somebody stage
01:12:27
Speaker
I mean, it's probably... because lot of toilet is She's like screaming because she's getting formatted and then the chick puts her boobs through the holes in the fucking stall.
01:12:42
Speaker
I wonder, I'd like to know what that's for. um you supposed to lick them or something? Well, yeah. I don't think it's the...
01:12:54
Speaker
but I bet i met those are yeah but Peggy wants to leave because fuck yes she does after that For obvious fucking reasons.
01:13:10
Speaker
Yeah. And she gets Griselda to walk her home. And that's when we meet Flipper and Shotzi, and Shotzi's in a fucking car with a little... Looks like an Indian midget.
01:13:22
Speaker
Yeah. An actual Indian, not a Native American. and not Not a... Cannibal the musical Indian. Yeah. Not a cannibal the musical Indian. Assaults.
01:13:36
Speaker
you little assholes, but she's having sex with a midget or something inside the back of the car. Yeah, Flipper's fucking pissed, you know, because she's cheating on her. But this is just where they they they go to Flipper and Shotzi to get the newspaper, I guess.
01:13:54
Speaker
yeah they got the news Yeah, you gotta keep that underground. h But guess what? They won the fucking lottery. You never guessed that.
01:14:06
Speaker
You'd never guessed, would you? Absolutely not. How incredible.
01:14:14
Speaker
How incredible. Yeah, I would never guessed when they set that up. he ah could they Could this go somewhere, possibly?
01:14:25
Speaker
But I'm glad they did, because it adds to Mole's character a little bit. Yeah. Literally and figuratively. Yeah.
01:14:37
Speaker
Absolutely. But this is about the time where they're carrying Carlotta around and she's just roasting everybody. Wearing their clothes backwards. Hey, stupid.
01:14:49
Speaker
You stupid dummies. yeah Hey, stupid. Hey, idiot. Fucking dumbasses. Like, she threatened ah she's threaten to have them executed if they didn't do it.
01:15:04
Speaker
Just so she could go down there and make fun of them for doing it. so yeah And ah our girl, our girl mole, throws a goddamn mud ball at the back of her head.
01:15:16
Speaker
Goddammit, who threw that?
01:15:21
Speaker
Hey, you guys, respect my authority.
01:15:27
Speaker
Oh, my God. Incredible. Did you notice that Peggy and Griselda's little guest... Well, it's at Mole and Muffy's guest room, but the room that Peggy and Griselda are staying in has a refrigerator door for their front door.
01:15:45
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. I mean, these buildings are made out of literally everything. Cardboard, and whatever. a cardboard living there It's like that bullshit like you would build as a kid.
01:15:59
Speaker
ah Like a hut out of all the junk you could find. Yeah. So much fun. And Cuckoo's holding Herbert's dead body. Yeah, insisting that he's sleeping.
01:16:11
Speaker
Yeah.
01:16:17
Speaker
ah He's just sleeping. He's just sleeping. His dick's out still. Like, cover cover the man's little winky. Poor guy. He's laying there with his eyes rolled up in the back of his head with his legs crossed and his little wieners out. Yeah, I know. Shooting the sneen.
01:16:40
Speaker
And Peggy and Griselda start arguing of whether it or not to kick Cuckoo out. Because Herbert is obviously dead. Go ahead, feel her up, just like it did to me.
01:16:53
Speaker
Find him, feel him, fuck him, forget him. Is that your new motto? You're just like all the rest of the common dykes in this town. Peggy calls for the guards.
01:17:05
Speaker
Yeah. tells them <unk> That tells him that cuckoo's in there. She dropped the dime on him. Yep. Fucking. She flipped. Sell out. Yeah. Griselda fucking attacks the guards and then and one of our other iconic deaths this cardboard house that falls over and and kills her.
01:17:28
Speaker
Yeah. The cardboard house collapses on him.
01:17:33
Speaker
That's another one of those deaf death by strange circumstances. Yeah.
01:17:42
Speaker
But the guards that survive the collapse pull Princess Cuckoo and Peggy out from the rubble and take them to the queen. That's right.
01:17:54
Speaker
They crawl right out of the rubble. Yeah. and fucking Muffy and mole Mole's complaining about them destroying the guest house. like She's like, I'm out 50 cents, basically. Yeah, she's all pissed.
01:18:13
Speaker
Yeah, because she's gone... she's on but Mole has a new goal. She's on her way to Baltimore to get the lottery winnings. Yep. They never say how much it is, but if she thought that $6 meant that Peggy was rich, the lottery might be... She might have won like $100 or something. Yeah. You know?
01:18:34
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Who knows? They never really understand. Ha, ha, ha. Yeah, she's she's like, I got that. You get cashed it out all in ones. So it looks like a fat stack.
01:18:48
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Stack of cash.
01:18:56
Speaker
And at the castle, probably my second favorite scene. Yeah.
01:19:03
Speaker
This is so goddamn cringy. If I was this actor, oh my God, I couldn't. i ah Imagine being this guy and this scene comes up and your fucking mom's in the room or something.
01:19:16
Speaker
I know. Oh my God. Hats off though if but if for doing it because there's no fucking way in hell. The way he's dancing for her.
01:19:30
Speaker
charlata or Carlotta orders him to strip. Yep. And then she spanks him because she says, I'll teach you to arouse royalty. Is that what she says? You better not have left any pecker tracks on my dress.
01:19:50
Speaker
Yeah. She says, I hope you didn't leave any pecker tracks on my gown. Yeah.
01:19:59
Speaker
Because she hasn't been over spanking him for arousing her. Now get up here with that behind. Come on, over my knee, you little bastard. This will teach you to arouse royalty. Get up, stupid.
01:20:13
Speaker
I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown. Oh my god. Cartman. Yeah, dude. She tells Grogan he smells, too.
01:20:26
Speaker
Yeah. Yep.
01:20:30
Speaker
But he says he bathes he bathes daily, your highness. hey He's like the um council ah because she asked him how to how she should retaliate for the mud ball incident.
01:20:44
Speaker
yeah Yeah. He was like, maybe some wabbit bat poth. and Maybe some wabbit. Wabbit bat poth. and where is that person And she says, in rat urine for good luck.
01:20:58
Speaker
Yeah. Rabid bat pus in rat urine. Where the fuck did they get rabid bat pus?
01:21:10
Speaker
It's hard to say. But they bring they bring Princess Cuckoo and Peggy in the cages and they tell Carlotta that Herbert's dead. and and they're giving And they're giving Peggy credit for helping capture Cuckoo, you know?
01:21:29
Speaker
Yeah. But it's fucking hilarious. wilson well Wilson says, Your Majesty, the garbage man is dead. ha ha ha ha.
01:21:44
Speaker
Wouldn't that be nice if you were Princess Cuckoo? The way they're talking about the her boyfriend that they just shot in the back. and know The garbage man is dead.
01:21:59
Speaker
Referred to by your occupation. yeah but That's what your tombstone says. yeah here garbage kevin Here lies Kevin the tattooist. yeah I'd be alright with that.
01:22:11
Speaker
Just keep it clean. Simple. yeah Well, because you're not a garbage... No shame to garbage men. they pry I think they make pretty decent money. Back in the day, that's probably what they would do.
01:22:22
Speaker
But you're done with your profession. Yeah. ah garb Your majesty, the garbage man is dead. Or he says, your majesty, Herbert, the garbage man is dead.
01:22:36
Speaker
Yeah.
01:22:40
Speaker
Oh my god. So yeah, Cuckoo tries to attack her. um
01:22:48
Speaker
And she tries to collect attack Carlotta because she was like, you know you're no longer a princess. And then she says, tells the guards, she was like, take her and fuck her.
01:23:01
Speaker
ah well Well, Cuckoo says, i can consider she says you will be exiled. yeah she so Cuckoo says, i consider that an honor, your royal hogness.
01:23:13
Speaker
But she tells them she tells the guards to take her away and rape her. And I'm to me, I'm thinking ah she's pretty safe because she gets drug away by a bunch of gay guys.
01:23:28
Speaker
I'm pretty sure they're not interested in her.
01:23:34
Speaker
ah yeah they they gain raped her and injected her with rabies and then exiled her. Well, they injected her with rabies for sure. Yeah, she still had her clothes on.
01:23:44
Speaker
Just saying. the village people did The village people did not have their way with her.
01:23:52
Speaker
It's like five of the bikers from five of the guys cosplaying as the biker from the village people. Those are Carlotta's guards. So Peggy starts kissing Carlotta's royal toes. She's like, wants to wants to be the princess now.
01:24:13
Speaker
Well, she she ah she knows the right things to say. Mm-hmm. She says, dealing with the poor is a waste of time.
01:24:23
Speaker
Only the rich should be allowed to live. Which... Social commentary. Yeah. holy That's funny. Carlotta says, I like your politics, Mrs. Gravel. Yeah.
01:24:42
Speaker
yeah oh Yeah, it's not so subtle. Yeah. Yeah, it's not subtle at all. peggy She gives Peggy a trial run, tasking her with spreading the rabies. That's right.
01:24:58
Speaker
Oh, and ah we're coming up on a Mole's um transitioning. Yep. You like how the sexual reassignment clinic has the fucking sign clearly taped over something else? Yeah.
01:25:15
Speaker
Like yellow tape holding it on the door. was a new business. It was a nice sign that they had. there so Somebody paid to have that made, but then they just used some kind of yellow tape to tape it to the fucking door.
01:25:32
Speaker
Great. Not so subtle, either. Yeah. Awesome.
01:25:40
Speaker
Mole just fucking charges in, too. She's just like, um want a sex change. a sweetheart. Yeah, Mole demands a sex change.
01:25:51
Speaker
ah She says, come on, bitch, I'll cut these tits off. Yeah. She says, give cut she says give me a sex change or I'll cut these tits off right now. Yeah.
01:26:04
Speaker
and comes into the doctor to like forces them to do it. Well, he says a sex change is a long and complicated process. Yeah.
01:26:16
Speaker
She says, give me the give me the basics or I'll cut her head off. Yeah. And he's like, he's like I don't give a fuck, whatever. But when she threatens to cut his... She says, ah if you don't give me a sex change right now, I'll cut your wien your wiener off and sew it to myself. Yeah.
01:26:33
Speaker
So... that's That's when he's like, oh, okay, never mind. You know, she threatens to cut the nurse's head off. He's like, whatever, I don't give a fuck. But she threatens to cut his dick off. and Yeah. that boot That moves the needle.
01:26:50
Speaker
Yeah. He's like, okay, whatever you say, ma'am. Yeah. Because he immediately he immediately changes his mind after she threatens to cut his dick off. Oh, no. no As you would. As you would.
01:27:05
Speaker
As you would.
01:27:09
Speaker
And Muffy's sitting at home doing what I think all women do when they're alone. But talking to her boobs? Yeah, she's just sitting on the couch in chest her panties.
01:27:22
Speaker
Like flopping her titties around and talking to them and kissing them. Isn't that what all women do when they're alone? Don't they all do that? I don't know.
01:27:34
Speaker
Am I wrong? Am I wrong here?
01:27:41
Speaker
and Mole comes in dressed like fucking Kramer in that episode where he gets all the pimp gear. Yeah.
01:27:52
Speaker
And she's she comes bearing gifts. And conveniently, did you notice all the gifts, except for the gun, are the things that Mole conveniently isn't wearing right now? Yeah.
01:28:07
Speaker
It's like, oh, here's a bra. Wait a minute, you don't have a bra on. Then she says, oh, here's a gown. Wait, you don't have a gown on either? Yeah. She just fucking...
01:28:19
Speaker
Gives her all these, what, she got a bra, a mink coat, a gown, and some guns. Yeah. And they were not, they were not at all trained in gun safety for this movie.
01:28:34
Speaker
I don't know. Because, well, Muffy picks it out and starts twirling it on her finger, right yeah right at the trigger. Right at the trigger.
01:28:45
Speaker
Absolutely. Absolutely. And Mole is holding it in her hand with her finger pressed right against the trigger.
01:28:54
Speaker
So yeah, there's no gun safety in this house. ah it Mole is... Muffy's spinning that gun around on her finger by the trigger.
01:29:04
Speaker
best gift is yet to come.
01:29:11
Speaker
but let's ah the the best gift is yet to come The Baconator. The Baconator. Yeah, she's like super excited about this new gif she wants to show.
01:29:26
Speaker
Muffy. That
01:29:31
Speaker
that thing just looks like bacon. Doesn't it? Yeah, it looks like it got stuck on with bacon. It's nasty. like She drops her pants and she's got this mutated dick hanging there.
01:29:48
Speaker
it it It's a respectable... She's got the biggest dick in the whole movie, though. You gotta give her credit for that. Yeah? Yeah. yeah it looks It looks like it's made out of bacon.
01:30:00
Speaker
And she's like, it's always hard, it never goes soft.
01:30:06
Speaker
Yeah. and he And Mole starts to have sex with Mother. Let me take it out for a spin.
01:30:17
Speaker
Muffy vomits. Yeah, she's puking the whole time. Yeah. And then Mo fucking gets the scissors like she gets all upset because she's obviously puking so she grabs a pair of scissors and cuts it off.
01:30:37
Speaker
Throws it out the window and the fucking dog eats it.
01:30:41
Speaker
yep this is the scissoring we didn't want to see yeah
01:30:48
Speaker
oh oh my god we cut to the best version of Peggy so far ah yeah just kinda like Maleficent yeah she's she's completely turned yeah she's got like the the uh like an Anton LaVey costume on
01:31:12
Speaker
Yeah. ah it's working It's working for me, though, to be honest.
01:31:20
Speaker
ah as Yeah. It's an improve it's an improvement. She goes, oh, some some rat. She's got a rat in a cage, like a bird cage.
01:31:31
Speaker
And she's oh, some urine. And she pulls it. She uses the ah syringe and collects it and then squirts it in the fucking... ah What is that called? The pot?
01:31:43
Speaker
Like the witch's cauldron. That's what it the Yeah, cauldron. She's like making her fucking rabies potion in the witch's cauldron. Yeah, it's like the whole... Was it boil, boil, toil and trouble or whatever?
01:31:58
Speaker
But this is when... ah The guards bring Cuckoo in to Peggy, who injects her with rabies. Yeah. out and And back at Mole's place, Muffy is stitching Mole's wound from the penis removal.
01:32:16
Speaker
yes.
01:32:19
Speaker
This scene looks so brutal and mole like what she was like, this one's going to hurt. And she fucking gets her, dude. It like it like looks like you really got her.
01:32:32
Speaker
Do you remember what she says when everyone walks in what she says they're doing?
01:32:39
Speaker
I don't remember. yeah Because she's sewing up her penis wound, but when... ah Because... Okay, I think I got the names right here. Flipper, Shotzi, Sheena, and Cuckoo yes arrive, right?
01:32:54
Speaker
Well... they They walk in while she's sewing up Mole's ah penis wound. And Mole tells them that ah she's giving her an abortion because the lottery officials raped her.
01:33:09
Speaker
That's right. Yes. Oh, my God.
01:33:14
Speaker
That's why I don't be letting old ladies in my house. yeah Yeah. Because they be lying.
01:33:28
Speaker
Oh, my God. Yeah, it is so crazy. so She went to get her lottery winnings, and they were like, oh, and they still gave her the money, though.
01:33:38
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah.
01:33:42
Speaker
That's not how that works. They're like, now that we done raped you, here's your winnings.
01:33:52
Speaker
Right? yeah Yeah, here's your money. and Yeah. yeah yeah That's how it works. But Cuckoo asks them to help her kill her mother.
01:34:07
Speaker
yeah yeah at this point, like cuckoos, the rabies have already seeped into her pretty good.
01:34:17
Speaker
ah She tells them that Peggy's the new queen, which enrages them all even more. Well, Peggy. peggy ah Peggy's awesome.
01:34:31
Speaker
Because when they go back, well you it cuts back to Carlotta discussing Project Rabies with Peggy. And Peggy says, it will be a beautiful symphony of death rattles.
01:34:46
Speaker
History will not forget this holiday of death.
01:34:53
Speaker
It'll be beautiful. A symphony of death rattles. History will not forget this holiday of death. yeah Kevin, I think I can fix her.
01:35:05
Speaker
yeah i ignore i dare you red flags.
01:35:13
Speaker
Fuck no.
01:35:17
Speaker
yeah but but ah You know what I was talking about when... um When they drug ah Cuckoo away, I said, there's not a chance in hell that any one of those guys are going to rape her, right?
01:35:33
Speaker
Because Carlotta ordered that the guards rape her. Well, here's another scene where they use Muffy to lure the guard out so they can stab him.
01:35:46
Speaker
and and he And she's out there, you know, like a siren, luring him to the rocks. ah Yeah. And he comes right out, and he's like, he says something like, I've been wanting to fuck you, or something like that.
01:36:03
Speaker
Yeah, I've been watching you for a while, yeah, or some shit. But for a second, I'm like, okay, maybe they're Maybe this is, but you know, that's that's possible. Yeah. You know, they're they're not wearing a bisexual's costume, um but maybe... But, immediately after this scene, you cut to a scene with a pile of guards doing some gay shit. Oh, yeah. They're just having fun. I don't know what they're... I don't know... Boys will be boys.
01:36:36
Speaker
I don't know what they're doing, but I assure you, ladies, that is not shit that we do when you ain't around.
01:36:47
Speaker
They're like rolling around on each other, spanking each other and shit. Nope. That ain't what we do when ladies aren't around. Like, I'll concede that, okay, women don't play and talk to their own boobs, but you have to believe me that when women leave the room, we're not all grab-ass-y and fucking rolling around.
01:37:10
Speaker
Grab-ass-y? Yeah.
01:37:15
Speaker
Yeah, i mean I thought maybe, maybe Muffy stood a chance, but then it cuts right to this scene and I'm like, nope, that wouldn't have worked.
01:37:27
Speaker
No fucking way. Not a chance in hell.
01:37:36
Speaker
oh But they enter Cartman's chambers. Yep. And Cuckoo bites that bitch.
01:37:47
Speaker
Oh, man, yeah. They fucking... They storm in and it's all over, man. They enter her chamber, she's like, let me bite her
01:37:59
Speaker
Yeah, she got green shit all over her mouth, too. Yeah. They bit her on the leg. I don't know... i don't know... I don't know what rabies in a human would look like, but I don't think it would cause green shit.
01:38:14
Speaker
Look it up sometime, man. It's brutal. like the last The lasting days of rabies infection, it's insane. No green shit out of the mouth, though? I think you die of like dehydration because you you form a phobia of water. Yeah, I've heard that.
01:38:34
Speaker
You can't drink it. ah You know, off topic here for a second, I was um talking, you know you know how they make those silicone rings and now for people that don't, that can't wear metal rings or ah for degloving?
01:38:52
Speaker
Yeah. Well, I googled degloving the other day because I wanted to see some fingers skinned. because yeah that Basically, they make those silicone rings because people have been getting their fucking finger skin pulled off.
01:39:11
Speaker
Like if you slip fall in the kitchen and catch a ring on a counter... Well, I googled it and didn't specify fingers. Well, apparently it can happen to your face and shit, too. Oh, yeah.
01:39:24
Speaker
I saw a bunch of pictures I probably didn't want to see. yeah absolutely. Careful what you google, especially when it asks you, do you want to turn off the safety search? And I was like, fuck yeah. I'm in. Then I was delivered nightmare fuel.
01:39:44
Speaker
Yeah. I was like, sweet, I needed this in my life. Ask stupid questions. Yep. Yep. You stare into the void long enough, it will stare back. Yep, absolutely.
01:40:05
Speaker
Yep. So if you Google degloving, Google fingers or ring, put something in there. Don't be specific. Because it can happen to your head, apparently. Yeah.
01:40:20
Speaker
Absolutely. Anyway, sorry about that. You're fine. Peggy, because she's the smartest one, although it doesn't work, she pretends she was held captive the whole time.
01:40:35
Speaker
Yeah. ah Yeah. She says, thank heavens you've rescued me. I never thought I'd get out of here alive.
01:40:46
Speaker
Yeah, they're like, fuck you. we already know. Yeah, mole Mole sticks a gun in her butt cheeks. They bend her over and Mole sticks a gun right in her butthole.
01:40:57
Speaker
Yeah. Threatens to blow her bowels out. Yeah. andnna She shoots her in the butt. Well, Peggy, like a fucking boss, says, Go ahead!
01:41:11
Speaker
yeah single gunshot can never destroy the beauty of fascism.
01:41:20
Speaker
I'm gonna blow your bowels out! Go ahead! A single gunshot can never destroy the beauty of fascism! I'll blow it out your ass!
01:41:37
Speaker
Beautifully said. Peggy don't give a fuck. Yeah. But she gets shot in the ass, which kills you instantly in John Waters' land. Well, in real life, I guess.
01:41:50
Speaker
I mean, you got shot in your up your butt. Yeah, I think you could live from that, though. I mean, if you didn't, if you did' you wouldn't die instantly anyway. You'd at least be like... I mean, if there was if you're pretty calloused up there for taking a beating, then maybe...
01:42:05
Speaker
Then they force Carlotta to kiss Muffy's ass, declaring Muffy the new queen. Yep. The new queen. Oh my The beautiful new queen.
01:42:23
Speaker
The new era. It's a new era in Mortville.
01:42:28
Speaker
so look So they decide to fucking feed Queen Carlotta to the town in celebration and they cook her, right? And they prepare her like a pig.
01:42:41
Speaker
Yeah, they bring her down. She's got apple in her mouth and like everybody's just feasting, right? Cuckoo dies, finally, from the rabies. But see, everybody's dancing and celebrating, but they're all eating Queen Carlotta who just had rabies.
01:42:58
Speaker
So, you know, now what was set out to happen to begin with is going to end up happening now as far as the whole town dying. Well, can you cook rabies out? I don't know.
01:43:09
Speaker
i don't know. But I think that that was the circle. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody's feasting on Queen Carlotta, but she had the rabies. So the plan to kill the entire town off still came into completion.
01:43:27
Speaker
Well, they were all doomed anyway. well I know. but that Yeah, that's the beauty of this fucking movie, though. It's like, you know, it's awesome the way it all pulls around.
01:43:38
Speaker
But yeah, everybody's dancing around celebrating. um It's a whole new world for Mortville for a little bit anyway.
John Waters' Impact and Future Discussion
01:43:47
Speaker
Yeah, it's basically it's basically a love story.
01:43:51
Speaker
Kind of, yeah. I guess. like I mean, fuck mean there's ah there's some love story. at it Well, yeah, between Mole Muffy. yeah. She was doing everything for her girl. Yeah, I guess ah mo um Muffy did love Mole if she can put up with that weird dick thing that she did to herself.
01:44:15
Speaker
Yeah. Whatever the fuck that was. Yeah. But Kevin, Kevin is the John Waters guy. i like John Waters, but Kevin loves him. So we'll probably be doing more of his movies. He's a he's one of the ah many American treasures that we will be covering, though.
01:44:36
Speaker
And you'll have to check out Check out that video by Lonely Island. The creep song. Yeah. because they but Because they're basically just dressed like John Waters and yeah making a song that's kind of a ah ah tribute to him.
01:44:54
Speaker
Yeah.
01:44:56
Speaker
Yeah, for sure. but Yeah, he's awesome, man. And i don't know. We'll be definitely having more of his films in our docket here ah some point. I feel Well, and also, he's ah he's definitely a lot more of a sane person than you would think he is.
01:45:14
Speaker
Yeah, he's so down to earth. Yeah, if you watch his movies, though, you'd think he'd have to be a fucking psychopath. Yeah. but Yeah, he just likes to have fun, man. Yeah.
01:45:25
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He was a, he was a, you know, a writer since he was a kid and ever since he got a typewriter. And then when he got his first camera, I mean, he just went out with all of his friends and shot like these insane fucking movies, you know, with no budget, essentially. I mean, everything that was done was made all by them and you could see it in all the movies, you know, but it worked.
01:45:47
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It's, it worked. And then you look at him now and he's just, so that he's, Every movie he's got, it's got an all-star cast. you know Every single movie. So, don't know.
01:46:00
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What's the next... um what'son What's your next favorite John Waters movie that you would want to do? Probably Female Trouble. It'd be a toss-up between... Well, shit, it's a hard one to say because there's a couple, but I would definitely say Female Trouble, maybe, and then...
01:46:21
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polyester or pink flamingos it just depends pecker pecker's another great one cereal mom i mean we're definitely have to have cereal mom and in this at some point because that movie is fucking incredible but yeah pecker's like one of his kind of newer ones though one of his newer ones yeah yeah
01:46:45
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It's newer. It's, it's, I think what, like late nineties con contrast. Well, yeah, I mean, with it's a cute movie. It's a cute movie. i mean, all the way around, but, um, moles in it, I believe, uh, she's one of the, he's the, uh, uh, security at the strip club at the, um, the belt room.
01:47:13
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Yeah, we'll definitely have They show full bush there, Pecker. Oh my god, full bush. pts Can't see any giner. yeah Lots of Peckers.
01:47:27
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No giner. Yes, everybody watch this and please i you know go down the wormhole of films of John Waters because you will not be disappointed.
01:47:39
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And you'll probably come out a new person. and it might And it might make you feel better about your own life. Yeah. um Because if you feel like shit now, watch Desperate Living.
01:47:53
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Which, side side note, Desperate Living is actually, a he got it from a lesbian magazine. Yep. That had been discontinued.
01:48:04
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He's a big collector of, uh, he's a big collector of, um, old, uh, like, uh, homosexual, uh, novels. The, what they call them? The chicken, what do they call them?
01:48:18
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I don't know, Kevin. The Chicken Hawk? and They're like called chicken the Chicken Hawk books or something? No, he did a... I know. Me and my brother did a... Went to... He had another art gallery at the Wextra Center um like four or five years ago. And they're showing ah Female Trouble and Pecker back-to-back too, which was awesome.
01:48:39
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But he had they had all of his art collection there, at least a lot of it. And he had a whole section. It was just all of his fucking porn books. Yeah. It was those fucking hilarious, dude.
01:48:50
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Like, the titles and shit, they were incredible. and Incredible. Yeah, yeah he he got a lot of flack for this movie because of that. Because the the lesbian community wasn't too happy at his depiction.
01:49:07
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But anyway, I don't know. it's a great It's a great movie. It's something everybody should have or watch or Definitely. It's definitely one that definitely at least watch.
01:49:19
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