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Episode 19: Pee Wee's Big Adventure 1985
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Welcome, fiends and freaks, to another episode of Deadnotes—the podcast where we unearth the sinister underbelly of cult cinema and horror’s strangest corners. Tonight, we’re diving into a film that’s equal parts whimsical fever dream and unsettling oddity—a cult classic that hides its darkness beneath a candy-coated grin: Tim Burton’s Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.
Is it a kids’ movie? A surreal comedy? Or… something far more unhinged? We’ll peel back the bowtie to reveal the twisted heart of Pee-wee’s quest for his stolen bike. From haunted truck stops to the uncanny vibes of Large Marge, this road trip’s got more shadows than you’d expect.
So lock your bike, dim the lights, and don’t trust that clown at the drive-in. Grab a seat at Alamo Drafthouse, because Deadnotes is about to take you on a big, bizarre adventure. Let’s roll.
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Introduction to Dead Notes Podcast
00:00:24
Speaker
welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin, and with me is a guy that cuts the do not remove under penalty of law labels on mattresses because he has a real bad temper.
00:00:42
Speaker
I'm Alan.
Exploring Pee-wee's Big Adventure
00:00:46
Speaker
We're talking about Pee Wee's Big Adventure. nineteen eighty five 1985. Man, 1985. nineteen eighty five This is going to be our first movie that's not a horror per Definitely on the other side of the street with this one. This is awesome.
00:01:00
Speaker
But 1985, Jesus Christ, was a fucking great year. Yeah. So many good movies came out. Absolutely. uh,
00:01:11
Speaker
And um if you if you watch this movie, if you've never seen it, if you can't make it through the beginning, just turn it off. Because you have to love Pee-wee to watch this movie because he's in every fucking scene.
00:01:26
Speaker
Oh, it's phenomenal. It's Pee-wee's big adventure. Yeah. but even though What an incredibly written movie, too. you know From start to finish, i mean you're you're on a ride.
00:01:38
Speaker
Absolutely. I love the music too, man. ah Yeah. Danny Elfman. Yeah. Danny Elfman. It's Tim Burton movie. So of course, you know, yeah, this was like the beginning of everything.
00:01:51
Speaker
Fucking Pee Wee kind of, uh, gave, ah Tim Burton his shot. you know yeah before this because Pee-wee had the movie written and ready he was looking for a director and Tim Burton had only done the short for Frank and Weenie and what was the other one Vincent yeah yeah he was just cutting his teeth actually he was just really starting to get his art out there
00:02:24
Speaker
Yeah, and I heard that um Pee-wee was the one that recommended Danny Elfman. So right Pee-wee Herman is like a ah big fucking reason we got, well, are then the 80s and 90s version of Tim Burton because his newer movies I'm not that fond of.
00:02:44
Speaker
you He uses way too much CGI nowadays. That's what they do, but yeah, i mean... His art, his art peels through every single thing he does. So mad respect for him, you know? um And Pee Wee, I mean, it especially during that time, i mean, the whole crew of actors that were around them, just their crew, their were friends. I mean, they're all through this movie and, you know, they, they stretch out through a lot of these zanier films in the day, you know?
00:03:15
Speaker
And um let us not forget back when Pee Wee was a hamburger in the Cheech and Chong movies where he's um okay snorting cocaine under the table. Well, that was ah I did not take your money.
00:03:30
Speaker
ah hey yeah What one was that? That was um up in smoke, right? ah Was it up in Spook or was it still smoking? Maybe? it might It might be still. I don't know. That's going to bother me.
00:03:44
Speaker
Yeah. he he was like You could probably look it up. He was a coke head. but Yeah.
Paul Reubens' Scandal and Comeback
00:03:50
Speaker
Hamburger. have um I want to take a stance here because I think Paul Rubin's got a bad deal, man, because I do not think there's anything wrong with masturbating in a porno theater.
00:04:09
Speaker
It was Cheech and Chong's next movie and ah nice dreams. Okay. But yeah, anyway, I'm sorry, but yeah, it's like no, you know, and, and speaking of that point, yeah, dude, there, I remember that whole thing when it, when it happened, you know, like, and man, he got razzed, dude, he got razzed so fucking bad, but you know what?
00:04:32
Speaker
He came back out. What? Like it, like whatever. Fuck you guys. and well And he was like, what was it? He was doing the introduction to that award show and he comes out and he says, here heard any good jokes lately?
00:04:49
Speaker
Well, he he fucking owned it, man. and You know, all things considered. I mean, what are you supposed to do in a fucking porno theater? Right. It's just, I don't know.
00:05:01
Speaker
I wonder when they saw him, when they went in there, if he hissed. Yeah. Like he did in the alley. Or if they just realized it was him because he's sitting there going, ha ha ha ah you know
00:05:17
Speaker
theyre yeah sounds familiar yeah but you know what fuck he owned it and i More power to him, man. He wasn't the only one in there fucking doing that shit anyway, and the person that fucking caught him was probably doing it right behind him anyway. So it was like... Well, if I were the police and i and I found him in there doing that, I'd let him finish, because I'd have to hear.
00:05:41
Speaker
Like, if he goes... There he goes... Where he's like... ah ah ah i He turns into Arnold. It doesn't stop.
00:06:00
Speaker
Yeah. yeah and Oh my god. But yeah, the news used to talk about him like Pee Wee Herman masturbating. Yeah, like Paul Rubens.
00:06:13
Speaker
And of course they show like the most humiliating picture of him, you know and I'm saying? Clearly he hasn't. He looks like his evil twin. Yeah, he's got like long hair. like
00:06:25
Speaker
oh and He looks like General Zod. Yeah. Poor dude.
00:06:32
Speaker
Oh, man. Yeah, he got a bad rap, man. i wasn't I mean, especially especially considering what movie stars are doing nowadays. Oh, my God.
00:06:43
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, that's nothing. Yeah. Dude, after everything everybody's getting busted for right now, it's like... God, I gotta look back at this shit and be like, well, that was fucking stupid.
00:06:55
Speaker
You know, like... God. But, again, he came back from it, and he fucking came back owning it, too. And everybody was just like, we got Pee-Wee back, everybody.
00:07:06
Speaker
And also... And also, for the younger people that don't know about this... Back then, it was not easy to find pornography.
00:07:19
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, you had to go to a store or the theater. Yeah, he would have he had to rent videos or do something where they were going to have his ID. So going to a theater is probably one of the better ways he could um see porno.
00:07:38
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, that he was, that was how a lot of people did it, man. I mean, he didn't have an iPhone or at something to just pull this shit up.
Paul Reubens in Batman Returns
00:07:47
Speaker
Yeah. I am kind of curious of what he was watching.
00:07:52
Speaker
I'm sure he could probably find it. ah Yeah. I need to look that up and see what movie was playing. Hopefully it wasn't anything with Steven Gregory or Steven Jeffrey or Steven Jeffries. Yeah.
00:08:06
Speaker
Yeah. Butt machine boys. What
00:08:12
Speaker
was it? a Double down dick down or something? don't remember. I don't know. That's been ages ago. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.
00:08:23
Speaker
I don't know. i love Pee Wee. He didn't he didn't do anything anything wrong. You know, all the people that were all the people that were shaming him were simultaneously doing all doing all this shit behind the scenes that we're finding out about nowadays. Exactly.
00:08:41
Speaker
Fucking worse shit. like the Like horrible fucking shit. So of course they were going to scapegoat him, man. Yeah. But our boy came out on top. Yeah, he ended up, I think um Tim Burton was the first one to cast him again, wasn't he?
00:08:58
Speaker
He did. um He played him and the girl that plays Simone in this. They were Penguin's parents and Batman. Yeah, Penguin's parents. ah Batman yeah about my Returns. Yep.
00:09:09
Speaker
Which I will say, which I will say and I will go down and say it. I don't care. it was the best Batman movie in the whole and all of them. I don't even care.
00:09:20
Speaker
Fight me, bro. Well, I probably wouldn't disagree with you because that's the one had Catwoman. yeah Yeah, the cast was phenomenal. I mean, you couldn't have Danny DeVito.
00:09:34
Speaker
You're never going to get a penguin played as well. I don't even care about this new penguin. but And maybe I'm just a little biased, but i don't know. I'm trying to think because i would at first I was like, well, part one. The movie's fucking beautiful. But the first one to me, ah Jack Nicholson, don I don't like him as the Joker.
00:09:56
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, he did it for the era, right? but And it was still it was still a beautifully filmed movie. The second one, dude, amazing. The design, the character designs anyway. so And we get and we get what were just talking about. The poodle is in that, too.
00:10:14
Speaker
Well, yeah, well... You know, I was at a i was up probably the right age for that movie, too, because Catwoman. Oh, man. Yeah.
00:10:27
Speaker
Best Catwoman ever. Absolutely. oh I can't even think of Kim Basinger. No, wasn't her. I was just joking. You're getting your 80s blondes confused here.
00:10:40
Speaker
Kim Cattrall. No. No. Nope. I'm getting mine confused. Fuck it. I don't even want to talk about it anymore. It's the embarss embarrassing. They almost killed her.
00:10:52
Speaker
They squeezed her to death in that fucking girdle she had on. probably shit her pants inside that thing because they squeezed her like a tube of toothpaste.
00:11:04
Speaker
ah Dude, it was... ah She did amazing in it with the whip and shit. like They really went to the nines in that movie. And, I mean, Christopher Walken, you know, he played amazing scumbag in that movie.
00:11:21
Speaker
i don't know what my favorite Tim Burton movie is because I really do like Mars Attacks a lot. Yeah. And Pee Wee's Big Adventure. And
Debate: Is Batman Returns the Best Batman Movie?
00:11:33
Speaker
it's Beetlejuice. Yeah, it's fucking Michelle Pfeiffer, dude.
00:11:38
Speaker
OK. Yeah, I do. I do. That's what I was trying to kind say. Come base in here. you got You got the right blonde lady. Yeah. But holy mother of God.
00:11:51
Speaker
Man, that broke my little brain. That's why to this day I like women in black that look like they would ruin my life. Yeah.
00:12:07
Speaker
Yeah, my little brain was like, that's what I want when I grow up. Yeah.
00:12:13
Speaker
Yeah, it was amazing. Anyway, back to the the actual movie work. Yeah, well, we kind of went down. That was kind of ay it all and Yeah, it all works because it all works hand in hand. You know what mean? He does the whole thing where he brings in all of his actors that he's had in all of his movies, even if it's for like a ah small little cameo. you know I've always loved that.
00:12:36
Speaker
Brought old P-dubs back. Yeah. Yeah. Or they call him PW. I wish I was like, man, they missed opportunity. Yeah.
00:12:47
Speaker
He should have been PW. Yeah.
00:12:51
Speaker
So we open with the Tour de France stream. And did you ever see the Jurassic Park thing they did where they fucking put him in instead of the T-Rex?
00:13:08
Speaker
You've never seen that? Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, I did. Yeah.
Pee-wee's Breakfast Machine and Influence
00:13:12
Speaker
Anybody. was. oh my God. The other way around. It was when. Yeah, he was like, they were looking in the rearview mirrors of the Jeep and he's like, ha he's like, he's like in his bike and they're like trying to run from him.
00:13:25
Speaker
I fucking I love that. ah When it shows him. I love that when it shows the wide shots, like they're all peddling their asses off, and he's like casually strolling, but he's cooking these fools. Yeah.
00:13:43
Speaker
He's fucking flying by them all, dude. Fuck yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, man.
00:13:52
Speaker
oh man Oh yeah. He gets up, he's getting ready to get the metal and get the kiss kiss. And then he gets woken up by his alarm clock, which sets into play his amazing fucking Rube Goldberg machine, which yeah I swear when these kids move out, I'm going to try, I want to build one through my entire house.
00:14:15
Speaker
I fucking, I love these things. They're amazing. Well, You'll build one. It's going to do something real stupid, too. It's going to have to do something really menial, but it's going to take about a half hour. Yeah, and with um with ah a i imagine the goddamn machine you could make if you used AI to help.
00:14:41
Speaker
Right. ah Get my Tesla robot with its wig on. Yeah. Yeah, because it won't be completely complete yet because you're still saving up for the silicone. Well, I'll have a cheap Tesla robot because I'm not a rich man. So all mine has to do is up. The GoBot one?
00:14:58
Speaker
Mine just has to be able to put that Kung Fu grip on the flashlight.
00:15:08
Speaker
Churn some butter.
00:15:12
Speaker
That'll be my alarm clock.
00:15:17
Speaker
think every day you'd be walking into work like fucking John Wayne. oh Like I just rode a horse.
00:15:27
Speaker
Oh, but pilgrim. My fucking dick would be worn down to a nub. Like a fucking red carrot. they Like a pencil you sharpened too far.
00:15:44
Speaker
yeah
00:15:49
Speaker
Oh, man. It's all dehydrated.
00:15:55
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Water are that plant.
00:16:00
Speaker
I'll go, I gotta teach, ah what would my robot's name be? I don't know. Uh, whatever. a gotta teach BB how to use lotion, because it's Jesus Christ.
00:16:13
Speaker
ah Trying me out here, lady.
00:16:21
Speaker
parched. But he has that big-ass contraption to make his breakfast, and then he... Hell yeah, dude. It's amazing. he just eats two pieces of Mr. T cereal.
00:16:35
Speaker
yeah He's like, what's he do? He sits down. He gets that after. it Well, he's he got he has to play with his random toys in the morning on the floor, which is what I do in the morning sometimes. And then he goes down in his fire pole, which his house is fucking amazing.
00:16:50
Speaker
well fire for chain Speaking of Batman, the fire pole was a nod to that because in the old Batman show, remember, he would jump on the fire pole and at the bottom he would magically have the Batman suit on. yeah yeah And he came down in his suit.
00:17:05
Speaker
And he sits down... He's got like the mind of a child. He's like, he's not, he's not, um, touched by Jesus or anything. No, he, he's not retarded to be him. No, he's, he's very smart.
00:17:24
Speaker
he how mean, he owns his own fucking house. Hello, PB. He's where he's like, he's just at his, what's he say? Hello, Mr. Brent. Hello, PB.
00:17:39
Speaker
Well, and his big-ass toothbrush, it's like... yeah It'd be funny, like because you can only brush your front teeth, so his molars and shit are probably rotten to the core.
00:17:51
Speaker
They're made out of candy. Yeah, he can't get that. Yeah, if all he's eating is Mr. T cereal. Well, he only eats a couple pieces, and if you notice, he takes his time. I pity the portfolio. Don't eat my cereal.
00:18:05
Speaker
Do you remember Mr. T cereal? Yeah. It wasn't very good. i never had a it. had like It was like... Do you remember Kix?
00:18:18
Speaker
Yep. Did you ever have Kix? Like Smacks? Kind of, yeah. Puffy bullshit cereal. Yeah, kind of, but it was like the round balls. like But it tasted like sugar for like a split second and then nothing.
00:18:34
Speaker
It was just like a mush of nothing. That's kind of like Mr. T cereal was. I don't buy cereal because i could literally buy a box of cereal and eat it in one sitting and still be hungry.
00:18:46
Speaker
So I don't buy that shit.
00:18:49
Speaker
Do you remember on that? I'll fuck some fruity pebbles up. Yeah, i I can definitely eat some fucking fruity pebbles, bro. And some cocoa pebbles. We're older now, so it digests easier.
00:19:03
Speaker
Hey, you remember that Danzig fucking video when they were talking to Chuck Biscuits and he was showing office yeah yeah thrown off Count Chocula and Blueberry fucking cereal box collection. book Hey, man.
00:19:21
Speaker
Chuck Biscuits. You like what you like. Yeah. yeah He probably still has that shit. He probably has that shit graded now.
00:19:31
Speaker
So, ah he we get to see his bike because he has the he has it hidden behind bushes and shit or whatever. He's got a secret. Yeah, he's got a big secret hideaway for his this amazing bike, ah which we haven't seen yet. Awesome.
00:19:50
Speaker
Yeah, it is sweet. Well, we saw it in the dream. Oh, yeah, we saw it in the dream, but we really get to see it. It really zooms in on it, you know? All the nice shiny chrome.
00:20:04
Speaker
Most of the bullshit in his house, all the silly stuff, even that thing that waters his lawn and the little, um all the way to the lion on the front of his bike, all that shit was stuff he had from Kiwi's Playhouse and stuff.
00:20:20
Speaker
Oh, i yeah, I believe every bit of that. And did you ever see his actual house? No. Dude, it, no, it's actually, it was super, you know, obviously they keep it to where it's super clean, but the style is almost identical as far as, it's got that like tiki room feel to it, like that 50s, like ah spacey kind of feel, which I love, like.
00:20:47
Speaker
I love that style, but that's what his house looked like. So he wasn't really far off of, he probably had a basement filled with all that shit. You know, I love to see that.
00:20:58
Speaker
Is this just goofy ass shit everywhere? I'd love, and and you know, this movie holds up so well. It looks like it could have been made this year. i mean, I don't, I can't speak for the VHS because I haven't watched it on VHS in a long time, but I have the Blu-ray now and it's, it looks perfect.
00:21:17
Speaker
It was filmed so well. It was. it's It's beautiful. I mean, that's another thing I could say. You know, you could say about Tim Burton is like his shit when he when he makes it like it's it's very, very, very well done.
00:21:31
Speaker
You know, it's very, very well done. And it holds up after we get to see that magnificent bike. We get to meet the the asshole of the Francis.
00:21:44
Speaker
Talk about a punchable face. They cast the perfect guy for this. that ah Mark Holton, man. yeah Did you ever watch that movie Gacy? It came out during the time they did Dahmer. Yeah, he played Gacy.
00:21:59
Speaker
um But it was Gacy, they did Bundy, and they did Dahmer. and which i think Those three, are they're pretty good. The Bundy one's amazing too, but he played such a good fucking Gacy.
00:22:11
Speaker
like It was incredible. And I don't think he ever got any props for it, which he probably wouldn't want to take props for it, but... The best Ted Bundy I've ever seen is that movie, No Man of God, I think it's called.
00:22:25
Speaker
That dude, you watch that movie and it's almost you can almost forget that that's not the real Ted Bundy. He plays him so well. i don't think I've seen that. Check it out. It's fucking good. yeah Anyway. Yeah, anyway. But yeah, he does. he plays a good He plays a good fuck.
00:22:42
Speaker
A good fucking asshole. Well, did find out that he wasn't their first choice. They offered that part to Corey Feldman. Oh, did they really? Yeah. But he didn't do it because he was in the he was shooting the Goonies at the time. Oh, right, right.
00:22:58
Speaker
Which I think he would have been too young for the part. I don't think he would have fit that character at all. I mean... I think they lucked out because the guy they got fucking is perfect.
00:23:10
Speaker
He is. And I don't know how much did he really do Mark Holton do a lot leading up to this movie even? Cause I mean, even after this, he's not in a lot of shit, you know? But i don't know I don't know, but is this where is it? Are, is this movie?
00:23:25
Speaker
What came up with the, uh, I know you are, but what am i Oh, that's a Peewee thing all day, man. He did it in Peewee's playhouse. i know I know, but I didn't know if it was his creation or if it's just... ah Because kids used to say that all the time when we were young, and it might have came from this. I don't know.
00:23:46
Speaker
I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say. What the fuck is that? Infinity. Yeah. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say. Bounce off me and sticks to you. Infinity. I know you are, but what am I? You're a nerd. I know you are, but what am I? You're an idiot. I know you are, but what am I? i know you are, but what am I?
00:24:06
Speaker
I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? I know you are, but what am I? Infinity. No, I'm not. You are. Oh, yeah. Francis wants the bike. That's kind of sets off the plot of the movie because Francis, everybody loves Pee Wee.
00:24:22
Speaker
Yeah. Except Francis. Francis is jealous of Pee Wee. For sure. He is rich. Francis is rich, but he can't buy what, uh, there, there's no price on the, on the bike, which I suppose there is because they sold it on eBay for like 30 some thousand dollars, which, Hey, it didn't for a million trillion.
00:24:48
Speaker
Huh? Speaking of which, uh, I went to the bicycle museum of America and new Bremen, Ohio. And they have Pee Wee's bike there. um Whether it's the original or something, but if it's a remake of the bike, it is in-fucking-credible.
00:25:07
Speaker
oh yeah. I was going to say, I think they made quite a few of them. You could probably make a replica of this bike pretty... I went up to it and I was like, good morning!
00:25:17
Speaker
And kissed it.
00:25:20
Speaker
ah do that And they kicked me out. nos Jazz hands as you're looking at through the spokes. When I walked into the room, that's all I saw was like that, that white painted stripe behind it.
00:25:34
Speaker
Oh man. Yeah. Fucking. So Francis is a fuck face. He's a spoiled rich kid that only, only I can only imagine he wants the bike because he can't have it.
00:25:46
Speaker
Yeah, pretty much. But then Pee Wee sees the kids doing the tricks with the BMX bikes. Yeah, the sweet ass bikes, dude.
00:25:57
Speaker
I love the fucking, ah I love that he starts um doing some crazy shit and then fucking wrecks. Yeah, he eats it. Doesn't say, I meant to do that?
00:26:09
Speaker
Yeah. Maybe not. I don't. But his yeah it's funny whenever they do a whenever they do a stunt, they've got like a stunt guy that's not quite as thin as Pee Wee. Yeah. but he does the flip He almost has pompadour hair.
00:26:27
Speaker
Yeah. it's like they They did an okay job because they never showed too many frames of it, but if you're paying attention, it's pretty noticeable that that ain't Pee Wee.
00:26:41
Speaker
Yeah, well, you know, they had to do it. and all It's almost like in this movie, I think it's like definitely acceptable and they most likely did it on purpose just because there's a couple of parts in this movie where you could tell they did it on purpose just for the hell of it, you know?
00:26:57
Speaker
Yeah, it would have, like how they did, um was it ah Austin Powers? It would have been funny. Like if they had some bodybuilder play his stunt double. Yeah, or like on that movie, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, when his mom comes in and beats up all the thugs, but when it shows her, it's got somebody with a big-ass mustache.
00:27:20
Speaker
Fucking stupid. So you didn't watch this one on VHS then? now I was going to because that's what I thought I had it on. But it turns out, like I said, I think I sold this in Big Top Pee Wee.
00:27:35
Speaker
Or I traded him, I think. er and I only mention that because on the VHS, the... um you can see when he's chaining his bike to the clown. Yep.
00:27:47
Speaker
It's got, you can see the chain coming up from the very yeah bottom of the screen. Cause when I watched it on, ran, I watched it on Amazon or whatever. And yeah, they, they cut, they edited that. Well, the formatting was all wrong. It was like four by three in it. And the widescreen, the bottom is cut off.
00:28:05
Speaker
Yeah. Properly matted. So you don't see that. Right. You know, I think, uh, ah you got a You know, when we i never i honestly never noticed it when I was a kid.
00:28:19
Speaker
I didn't notice it. I didn't notice it until it was pointed out way back in the day when they were talking about little nuances in movies back before internet, you know, and I was like, no way! And I went watched it was like,
00:28:33
Speaker
Whoa, it's really there. Well, for some reason, i don't know, but and let's pretend we didn't see that because somehow he fits about 200 pounds of fucking chain yeah and his little sidecar.
00:28:49
Speaker
It's phenomenal. And change chains his bicycle. And he only wraps the clown about twice, three times, but wraps his bike, covers his bike in chain. I love it.
00:29:01
Speaker
Oh, man. yeah You would think he wouldn't want it to scratch. That'd scratch the fuck out of your paint.
00:29:09
Speaker
Pee-wee. Use your brain, man. So he goes into like one of the fucking coolest stores ever. Mario's Magic Shop. Did you see on the wall?
00:29:21
Speaker
Because it was one of those old shops. Yeah, that that early Elvira poster. That was like real early. um Yeah, dude. I would love to have that poster.
00:29:32
Speaker
It's fucking sweet. but um Yeah, I was like, holy shit, because I didn't notice it i didnin't notice it until I watched it again. So I was like, whoa. If I met Mario in real life, I'd be like, I'd have to do a background check on this guy.
00:29:47
Speaker
Why? doesn't come off as that. He is off his fucking... You're gonna say... Dude, this guy... Okay, so right before that, you know, Pee-Wee's checking out all the shit in the wall, and Pee-Wee's the one checking out the chick in the x-ray glasses.
00:30:04
Speaker
Not Mario.
00:30:08
Speaker
Yeah, sorry, Mario. yeah I apologize. It's just funny. He's gonna sue me for defamation. He's just going to appear like in smoke like he does when he disappears to go get Pee Wee's box. but was see well He has the trick gum.
00:30:29
Speaker
Yeah. The boomerang tie. The boomerang tie and the headlight glasses. Yeah, he doesn't use the boomerang tie, though. It's in a deleted scene.
00:30:41
Speaker
Oh, is it? I'd like to see that. Yeah, he uses it. um Yeah, because it's weird because in movies, you know if you film something, at all it's always for a purpose. they wouldn't you know They never show things that they don't have some kind of payoff for because you know it's expensive to make a movie. You don't just... well you But the boomerang...
00:31:06
Speaker
If you get the Blu-ray, there's a deleted scene. Well, you can find it on YouTube where he uses it to distract the security guards at the Warner Brothers lot. Oh, okay. He throws it and breaks a window with it and they go off that way. Oh, I got you.
00:31:24
Speaker
But they cut it out for whatever reason. That's alright. yeah But that's the boomerang bow tie story. laughter laughter
00:31:38
Speaker
Because, you know, I'm not, you're not the only, I looked it up because I too was like, what the fuck, where's the boomerang bow tie? Yeah. We didn't think about that as kids, but now as adults we're like, I really wanted to see that fucking be in action. kids are right how many kids our age bought those x-ray glasses because on the in the comic books it showed that you could see women naked with them.
00:32:05
Speaker
Well, I remember in the backs of the comics where, you know, because you got it, there was that whole panel that had like all the different distinct bombs and the um all that stuff. But I remember the picture of the guy wearing them and he was holding his hand up and you could see through it.
00:32:21
Speaker
Did you ever buy a pair of those? Yes, I did. Okay. They don't do shit. They just blur your vision. Well, they're just cardboard with a little hole in it. The ones I had, the ones that I got, had like a little screen inside that like did some kind of weird thing and like distorted your vision.
00:32:42
Speaker
I got the, I got the government assistance ones. my Mine were cardboard little holes. The government, yeah.
00:32:53
Speaker
I had i had the had the welfare. Yeah, the Kmart ones. Yeah. yeah those are Those are the ones they use for surgeries in the hood.
00:33:05
Speaker
Yeah. they They had the big black frames around them, too, like the ones you get in boot camp. Yeah, they had the ones I had looked exactly like the ones in the picture in the comics. They had the red and white swirly on the front.
00:33:17
Speaker
Yeah. But they just had a little holes. ah it's My welfare glasses. My welfare glasses. It's all my mama could afford.
00:33:28
Speaker
they say They accidentally dropped them in a bag wick. of those are your Those were your prescription glasses. Yeah. That's all that they can give you.
00:33:40
Speaker
I had to cut them out from the box that the government cheese came in. Yeah. It was a pop out on the cardboard. Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:51
Speaker
yeah Yeah, i could I couldn't afford fancy just blur your vision x-ray glasses like Kevin here. Them fancy ones.
00:34:05
Speaker
The fancy ones.
00:34:08
Speaker
They simulate beer goggles. Yeah, who would have known I'd i'd have those to this day?
00:34:19
Speaker
So we end up, he goes out to check on his bike again. Right. And it's still there, you know, all wrapped up and everything. And he, you know, he pats it and he goes into Chuck's bike-o-rama and we see like this whole crew of BMXers wearing the wearing all the padding in the world.
00:34:39
Speaker
all Like they're fucking doing some kind of X games or something. Yeah. But they're like his wingman. Yeah, they're like, you know, trying to fish and find out what he's in there for, you know.
00:34:51
Speaker
and he's got a top secret project that Dottie's working on. Oh, yeah. And they're all kind of ah hanging around Dottie, but Dottie wants Pee Wee for yeah whatever reason.
00:35:04
Speaker
Yep. Peewee's probably got a big fucking... Because she's after him, you know what I'm saying? I mean... I mean, look how skinny Peewee is and how awkward he is. The odds of him not having a giant fucking dick are pretty slim.
00:35:20
Speaker
And Dottie can smell it. She wants it.
00:35:27
Speaker
ah it's just funny yeah he's fucking um he he's she's basically hitting on him and he's he was what what's the because he's throwing shade man he's just like nah he gives her the same speech that he gets later on yep he's a loner I'm a loner a rebel you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me I like you that's the thing I like you too got it lot of things about me you don't know anything about, Dottie.
00:35:59
Speaker
Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. um don't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me.
00:36:12
Speaker
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. Yeah, he's he's he's one of them types that pull tags off of mattresses. But let's talk about Dottie for a second, though. um Elizabeth Daly, anyway.
00:36:25
Speaker
She has been in so much shit, dude. like And even up to now, you know, obviously, she's Dottie. So, Rugrats, right? She's the main voice in Rugrats.
00:36:39
Speaker
Powerpuff Girls. Um... so much shit and then she goes on and she's in fucking uh was it 31 know she's a brutal fucking killer in 31 you know i'm man devil's rejects I mean she's a prostitute so it's like what a shift you know like amazing I love it I mostly remembered her from uh better off dead yeah yeah um remember that yeah
00:37:10
Speaker
Because she actually got to sing in that. Mm-hmm. Because she's apparently a singer. Yeah. But that's a movie I kind of remembered her from. because Yeah. Because they're off dead one crazy summer where staples.
00:37:23
Speaker
Yeah. Right. Back in my day... I just watched One Crazy Summer in T-Longio. The fucking whole Godzilla scene, dude.
00:37:35
Speaker
Yeah. The cute and fuzzy bunnies. Oh, my God. I love Bobcat Goldswit, man. Yep. Yep. We're not talking about that.
00:37:47
Speaker
No. Again. We'll we end up talking about One Crazy Summer. I know. Watch that movie. It's fucking great. So, yeah, Dottie asked Pee Wee out. he He diverts it completely. You know, he's he's got better things to do.
00:38:02
Speaker
He's been wanting to go to the drive-in with him, and he's just like, nope. So, he goes out to get on his bike and head home and finds his bike gone.
00:38:15
Speaker
And the... ah I love the the way they circle around him with the camera and shit. Like he's like he's about to pass out. Yeah. And the clown's laughing at him. It's like, ah ah, it's all evil. It looks like the clown from fucking Porter guys after it turns.
00:38:35
Speaker
and a Phenomenal. fuck Yeah, it's so fucking sad and when he's walking around and everybody's riding bikes by him. it's Yeah, ah keeps seeing it like in the in the reflections of the mirrors or he's got that little remote control motorcycle that goes by him.
00:38:51
Speaker
Oh, and his head pops up. That's like, oh, peewee. It's like ah the breakup scene in a movie where ah where his girlfriend dumps him and he sees couples everywhere. That's basically what he's doing with his bike. he yeah he's every Everybody has a bike except him. Yep, and it's all his.
00:39:13
Speaker
Poor guy. Yeah, the the little remote control one was the funny one because he's like but head down crying and then he's like, oh, oh, oh.
00:39:26
Speaker
Yeah. Way to stick it to him. ah ah So they he's like he's at the police station because he's trying to file a report. And the opening line from the police officer was, so you think the Soviets were involved?
00:39:42
Speaker
Of course. So he he went in there and he's like, I think the Soviets were involved in the theft of my bike.
00:39:52
Speaker
Fucking. So good. Cold War cold war era man. So funny, dude. oh my God. I'm just going to start blaming that from now on.
00:40:05
Speaker
think the Soviets were involved with this. Soviets, yeah. Yeah. Well, ah it's just funny because even it like even to this day, nobody will do anything about bikes being stolen. I know.
00:40:21
Speaker
You could steal bikes. No, I better not say this. But you could basically steal a bike and nobody ever does a fucking... They could catch you on camera and won't do a fucking thing about it.
00:40:35
Speaker
All they'll ask you for is if you recorded the serial number. yeah Or if you registered your bike, in case they find it. Gay!
00:40:48
Speaker
but well He offers a $10,000 reward for it. Yeah. and And Dottie says, how the hell are you going to get that kind of money? And he's like, well, the guy that...
00:41:03
Speaker
ah Clearly the guy that stole it is going to be the one bringing me back my bike so he doesn't get the money. Yeah, he doesn't get the fucking money. Oh, shit. We went over ah him calling over to fucking Francis's house, though.
00:41:19
Speaker
because he yeah. Because he was in the um police station and she was like, asked him basically, is there anybody that might want your bike? And he's like, Francis! Oh yeah. fucking um almost forgot about that. That's yeah hilarious. It's like he goes up to the second floor of the house. Is that a swimming pool or is that supposed to be his bathtub? I think it's supposed to be his bathtub.
00:41:44
Speaker
He's like, he's taking a bath and he's like, where are they hosing him off at?
00:41:52
Speaker
peewee's just roasting him oh dude he's he's going hard on him and then like he sees him come in anddd he like hides under the water and he sees his fucking legs come in and he starts screaming he tries to murder him ah you fucking peewee is trying to murder this fucking guy Yeah, dude.
00:42:12
Speaker
it's It's fucking great. It's such a great scene. Yeah, I love it. e When he's underwater and he sees Pee-wee's legs come down into the water. starts screaming. so Yeah, that's so fucking funny.
00:42:26
Speaker
Then his dad comes in and breaks him up. Yeah, dude. like Those fucking jumpsuits they're wearing, you see that in a lot of these movies. They're not flattering.
00:42:37
Speaker
they're They're not. They're not at all. I don't know what the fuck. So yeah, he breaks it up and he's like, just look at him. He wouldn't steal your bike, you know? And he's doing a pouty lip shit and blinking his eyes.
00:42:51
Speaker
Perfect heel. Yeah. Perfect fucking heel for the movie. What an asshole. He's such a weasel. Yeah. He plays the rich dickhead. Perfect. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like said, the casting in this movie is phenomenal. Like everybody just hit their mark.
00:43:07
Speaker
And Pee-wee's like, we don't have to get the authorities involved, do we? And then gives them the trick gum. There's the trick gum. ah He goes, ah fruit, please. Fruit.
00:43:21
Speaker
Fruit, please.
00:43:25
Speaker
There's our first magic trick. And fucking Francis starts spitting fucking oil. And then the dad starts screaming. Yeah. I wonder what the fuck... love it the It must have been a hot fiberglass. Fucking fiberglass.
00:43:44
Speaker
ah you We asked for help at the radio station yeah and all this, but then we find out that Francis did fucking steal the bike. And he doesn't even fucking want it anymore.
00:43:57
Speaker
Nope. Too much heat, man. He almost got fucking drowned in his own bathtub pool. Yeah, too close. It was too close for comfort. I'd straight up fucking piss in that thing.
00:44:09
Speaker
And then the actor that takes his bike away, man, he's been in so much random shit too. and I know. I could not find out his fucking name. I thought... I think he's just greasy douchebag.
00:44:20
Speaker
Dude, it's crazy because he's been in... He always plays that same character and he reminds me of Stiv Bader's from The Dead Boys. You know what I'm talking about? Um, but cause he was in polyester. It's not that character.
00:44:35
Speaker
That was Steve Bader's and polyester, but yeah, I don't know who this character is, man, but he, he pops up in this era of movies a lot. And usually with the people that are all in that circle of,
00:44:47
Speaker
friend group, you know, ah Paul Rubin's friend group, essentially. So that'd be an interesting one. he's He's been in a bunch of B movies, too, but I'll just call him Civ Baiters.
00:44:59
Speaker
This is the scene that turns this from a mystery movie into a road trip movie. Right. Because up to this point, you're like, shit, his fucking bike's gone. Who took it? But yeah they they reveal that in the first act, you know, before, which is good because I do like that they kind of show, they show their hand at the beginning and then the movie just becomes about the road trip.
00:45:27
Speaker
Right. It is adventure. Yep. Yeah. the The hunt for his bike, you know, it lights the fuse to get the story going. Right, because now we have a clear, we have a clear, uh, antagonist.
00:45:40
Speaker
And we know, like, how much this bike means. Fucking spoiled dickhead. Yeah. ah John Wayne Gacy. Yeah, John Wayne Gacy done stole your bike. Done stole your bike again. He's got all that money.
00:45:56
Speaker
And, uh. Peewee has a meeting in his basement about what he should fucking do producing his evidence and such, which is pretty much nothing.
00:46:08
Speaker
Yeah, everybody's just hot and stuffy and what's he say? he goes, hand knitting, hand knitting, hand knitting, hand knitting.
00:46:20
Speaker
Well, that leads into your hissing scene. Oh. We hissing in the rain at the muggers. Dude, I fucking crack up at this scene every fucking time. And the one dude that jumps out that's like, hey you know, you're not supposed to be on our turf. That looks like my dad.
00:46:41
Speaker
always crack up because always think it's my dad. Like he's always jumping out in the rain at me. So I ain't saying that shit. Hey Kevin. yeah get no fuck out Get the fuck here.
00:46:52
Speaker
But yeah, then he hisses. Yeah. And he hisses again when he goes in to see, uh, when he goes in to see, uh, Madam Ruby and she has to take off his jacket. and He hissed at her again.
00:47:09
Speaker
say you fucking gives her his wallet. Yeah, the whole, or the wads of ones on the, on the table, and then she just, she just kind of like, slyly just takes his wallet out of his hand.
00:47:23
Speaker
Poor guy, he fucking, he doesn't have any pictures of anyone but his goddamn bike and his wallet. That's like like, that's like you and your, that's like you and your wallet, but it's you and all your cats.
00:47:36
Speaker
Hey. I won't hear that. And your guitars.
00:47:45
Speaker
it's yeah It's you and your Schechter. Now I'm gonna go cry in the corner. Thanks. Thanks, Kevin. yeah you you're breaking my You're breaking my fucking heart.
00:47:58
Speaker
You're breaking my balls. There's nothing wrong with it. And Madam Ruby tells him his bike is in the basement of the Alamo.
00:48:09
Speaker
Yep. Plot point. Destination. Yep. Now the story has begun. Yep. We've got an adventure. Yep.
00:48:20
Speaker
The fuse has been lit. Yep. And it cuts right to fucking Pee Wee pitching with his stick and bindle. Yep. Stick and bindle. Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:48:34
Speaker
It's got the fucking red and white polka dots. Yeah. the ah The only kind you should ever, if you're ever going to do a stick and bindle, that's the only way to do it. Oh, yeah.
00:48:45
Speaker
Yeah, it looks like ah Arthur's underwear in the Ghosts and Goblins game.
00:48:54
Speaker
oh my god. So the adventure continues and Pee-wee gets picked up by Mickey. Yeah. And I fucking love that um this is like a missed opportunity because it could have the movie would have been about 30 minutes long had he just turned his head to the right yeah yeah because his fucking bicycle was right there right there right when he was what he was watching uh mickey was like mumbling something to himself or whatever and peewee kept doing it too like just impersonating him Well, because he wants to be a badass. he's he He sees Mickey as being a tough guy, and he's he wants to be a tough guy.
00:49:40
Speaker
but When he first got in the car, and he's like, a Mickey, and then Pee-Wee's like, I'm Pee-Wee, and he looks at him like, the fuck do you just say? What the fuck did you just call me?
00:49:52
Speaker
What the fuck did you just call me? It's funny, though, because Mickey gives him the story about, you know, what? the pulling the tags off mattress shit.
00:50:04
Speaker
Yeah. And basically tells him that he got a, uh, bum rep, you know, that he's, uh, innocent and all this shit. That's like, he, that's how, that's how he's basically not a hardened criminal. He's just, he pulled a fucking tag off a mattress under penalty by law.
00:50:25
Speaker
But then he has a fucking gun. Yeah. Well, yeah, because he was escaping. It's because he's got a real bad temper. He's got a real bad temper.
00:50:37
Speaker
Fucking, uh... He goes, the police... And he's like, the police... Yeah. Fucking...
00:50:52
Speaker
But they they come upon a roadblock. Yep. And I guess I shouldn't question it because of how fast Pee-wee got changed into his suit at the beginning of the movie.
00:51:05
Speaker
Right. I mean, he's just he's a man of mystery. But he goes full olive oil in like two seconds. Yeah. Yeah. And gives Mickey a goatee and glasses.
00:51:17
Speaker
and And Mickey's kind of eyeballing him like, it's not safe for Pee Wee to stay dressed like that for too long, or he's going to get fucking bent over the pipe like ah Pulp Fiction style.
00:51:30
Speaker
That cop was feeling the same, too. oh yeah. Pee Wee was irresistible. So they pull through, and yeah, they drive off, and Mickey's eyeing him up and down while he's bopping back and forth.
00:51:46
Speaker
Like, you can't tell if he's if he thinks he's retarded or if he thanks or if he wants to fuck him. yeah he got the fuck score on Like, on?
00:51:59
Speaker
Poor Pee-wee would be at the mercy of whoever wanted to take his flower. Yep, absolutely. Is this where Pee Wee drives so Mickey can sleep and then he fucking drives the car? Does he fall asleep and then drives the car off the cliff? Is that what happened?
00:52:18
Speaker
Well, he's he's driving and then all the signs on the street start looking all fucking weird. Which, have you ever had that shit happen to you? Like driving? Like when you've been fucking driving and driving and then you know the so and they don't look like that but it you almost feel the same way.
00:52:35
Speaker
I've been driving where I'll have to roll the window down and fucking scream to stay awake. Yeah. a
00:52:46
Speaker
Oh, man, I was driving home from Pennsylvania one time, and all the rest areas were closed because I needed to pull over and take a short little five-minute nap something. little siesta, yeah.
00:52:58
Speaker
But i i was I was like, ah you know yeah trying my best to stay awake. That's like a form of torture. So I understand him falling asleep here.
00:53:12
Speaker
Yeah, but... Then he goes off the cliff and then they fucking pull the ah convertible top and it acts as a parachute and gently gets them Mickey kicks Pee Wee out, but then that's when he gives him the speech that Pee Wee gave to Dottie.
00:53:33
Speaker
Yeah, the come around. umma I'm a loner, a rebel. You know. yeah You don't want to get caught up with a guy like me. And it's basically the from here up until the ah till they find his bike, it's like we get introduced to different characters. It's basically broken down in the scenes because our next one is Large Marge, who is yeah probably the most memorable character of this movie.
00:54:03
Speaker
Well, he puts those fucking ah headlight glasses on he turns them on and he's got like every fucking animal in the world around him. yeah and they're all like super fake looking too. let's It's fucking great. I love it.
00:54:18
Speaker
Well, they had a couple real ones, but yeah, most of them were taxidermy. Yeah, it was all like real, yeah, just stage taxidermy shit. Yeah, it was funny. But before he turned the headlight glasses on, he had ah they had drawn his eyes in, they were like a a foot apart.
00:54:35
Speaker
I was like, Jesus Christ, you'd have to have a bigot you ain't sneaking up on somebody with eyes that far apart. They're going to be the side of his goddamn head. Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:54:47
Speaker
Tim Burton for the win. Large Marge. I think everybody that saw this back in the day, this is the scene that they were talking about at school. Yeah. Yeah. cause it freaked Because it freaked you out the first time you saw it, you know, and now, you know, even watching it, you're like, it's so silly. Yeah.
00:55:09
Speaker
Have a nice day. Be sure and tell them Large Marge sent ya. ha ha ha
00:55:21
Speaker
Well, ah the Chiodo brothers did that. Oh, yeah? Yeah, that's awesome. I didn't know that. They did that stop motion for Large Marge.
00:55:33
Speaker
That's awesome. but But yeah, see, it's funny because she looks over at him and says that and he's just sitting there like, what the fuck?
00:55:44
Speaker
I'd be out of that. I'd jump out of that fucking truck and be down the road. And he's just sitting there like, That's peculiar. Yeah. You know? That's hilarious.
00:55:56
Speaker
I love it. That's a famous scene. I mean, she's a ghost, right? Basically. ah Essentially, yeah. She's that spirit that's on the highway, you know, on a night, just like and that night, you know? Just like tonight.
00:56:12
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, because he goes to the inn and the guy tells the same story. Yeah, when he goes in and he says, Large Marge sent me. And the guy goes, that's impossible.
00:56:25
Speaker
a night just like tonight. And that guy has been in a lot of shit. And he's usually like a harbinger. You know what I'm saying? He's just, I don't know. He's like typecasted for that. so Then he keeps staring him down while he's eating.
00:56:39
Speaker
And then he like obviously staring him down. Yeah. Yeah. You can't fault someone for getting typecast. Like if I got, if I was a movie star, I'd be like the creepy guy, the creepy guy, the creepy guy with the cats and the guitars. Yeah.
00:57:01
Speaker
who ah Yeah. Yep. I'd be typecast. Definitely. And, uh, And Pee Wee, his wallet, this when he finally realizes that the fucking, I don't think he knows that Madam Ruby stole his wallet, but his wallet's gone.
00:57:22
Speaker
Yeah. So he has to clean the fucking dishes to pay for his meal. Yeah. read some mom We told our kid that, ah our oldest, we told her that she's going to have to do that this one time because she kind she wanted us to go somewhere and eat.
00:57:38
Speaker
And she had her own money and then she forgot it. We told her we're to have to tell the waitress that she's going have to go do that.
00:57:46
Speaker
That fucking sucks. I wish she could do that, though, man. I'd go, if I really was hungry for something and I didn't have any money, I'd go wash some fucking dishes. Yeah. Would you? No.
00:58:02
Speaker
No. Ramen noodles are cheap, man.
00:58:07
Speaker
but i don't know, man. I wouldn't, i well, I'll put it this way. I wouldn't eat at a place that had that policy because I'm not eating off dishes that somebody cleaned reluctantly.
00:58:19
Speaker
i worked, uh, when I worked in the restaurants and stuff way back the day, like at one of the restaurants, we had this dude that would do the dishes and he would, um, The dish tubs that would come back to him, the plates that were on top, if there was still a bunch of food on them, he would eat all the food off of it before he'd spray it off and put it in the dish.
00:58:41
Speaker
I used to think that when I'd go to... Eating french fries? You remember TJ's? Yeah, I remember TJ's. Oh, yes. remember TJ's. I used to go there and they would always have this guy go around and collect the plates and the silverware and stuff. And he didn't have any teeth.
00:58:57
Speaker
Oh, no. I had like he had like the mush mouth thing. And and in my mind, I was like, they don't clean these fucking the silverware. They just let him lick it clean in the back. Like he's back there going.
00:59:10
Speaker
God.
00:59:16
Speaker
but guess what i don't eat at fucking restaurants anymore because i ruin my so i my own brain works against me yeah yeah it's a traitor to my needs yeah p simone does does simone want to fuck peewee No, I think she's she's just she's just a nice person. you know She's only there for a little while until she can get to Paris.
00:59:44
Speaker
Yeah. But obviously they go on to get married and stuff and have a the penguin as a kid that they get rid of. So, I mean, something may have happened in that T-Rex. they They had a flipper baby. Yeah, a flipper baby. They dumped it. They dumped it in the creek.
01:00:00
Speaker
They got them flipper babies. keeps eating It keeps eating the godd damn cats. He keeps gumming all the silverware.
01:00:14
Speaker
it down like a pacifier.
01:00:18
Speaker
my god. That's how they're cleaning my fucking spoons and ah in the back. Here's your spoon, sir.
01:00:28
Speaker
But they're having their conversation in the T-Rex and Andy's listening. And this is the kind of shit that flies right over your head as a kid. But yeah, um yeah I was getting ready talk about this part. Yeah.
01:00:39
Speaker
oh Go ahead. No, no. I want you. Go ahead. It's funny. I just I'm just talking the when she says I've been waiting for someone to put it to me like that. Yes. Yep. And Andy's listening. Yeah.
01:00:51
Speaker
Because he was like, let's talk about your big butt. Yeah. let's talk Because everybody has a big butt, you know. But I can't do this because, you know. Simone, this is your dream. You have to follow it.
01:01:02
Speaker
I know you're right, but. But what? Everyone I know has a big butt. And that was the whole conversation and like, that's all Andy's here is let's talk about your big butt.
01:01:16
Speaker
I've been waiting. I've been waiting for somebody to put it to me like that. Yeah. Oh, Peewee. I told you he's fucking packing. Peewee's got a dong on him.
01:01:31
Speaker
So they yeah, like Andy's out there waiting. Man sized crank.
01:01:37
Speaker
She goes out and she goes, Andy! ah They supposedly wanted ah um Andre the Giant for that part. Oh, that would have been great.
01:01:50
Speaker
That would have been... and So they they just got the biggest fucking guy they could get since they couldn't get him. Yeah. And that guy looks like he struggles to walk, much less run. Right.
01:02:00
Speaker
But he did. yep he did. hey a ah he was a trooper, man. But after this, Pee-wee gets on the train.
01:02:12
Speaker
yeah so we got another we got in another scene with another character. Speaking of sucking on some spoons. Yep, Hobo Jack. This motherfucker, he's got a slot too because he's still got his like, um if he were like hillbilly vampire, because he's still got two teeth up there. and well that's what he uses to open the cans.
01:02:35
Speaker
ah He just pokes holes in apples. Yeah. You know when he's been eating your Reese's.
01:02:46
Speaker
yeah Think of how easy it would be to fit veneers on that guy. just had teeth. Just two teeth to hang on. Go ahead.
01:02:59
Speaker
No, that scene in a Deliverance, the one um backwoods dude that ah had his, he had the teeth like that where these two front ones clicked in because if you remember, that's the one that they killed and they noticed because his teeth, they didn't click in right. They always kept falling out.
01:03:16
Speaker
yeah is that Is that the old man that when they're playing dueling banjos, the fucking old man's just standing at a dance and dancing? It's not that, dude. It's not that one, no. Okay.
01:03:28
Speaker
That always cracked me up. He looks just like this Hobo Jack. Yeah.
01:03:36
Speaker
But it's ah it's true to form where Hobo Jack starts singing. yeah hey He starts singing and Pee-wee, they cut scene to scene and Pee-wee's like singing with him and then you see Pee-wee kind of getting tired of it.
01:03:52
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And then the last scene, he's like, fuck this. And he throws himself from the train to get away from him. He's like, ah! peewe have Pee-wee's so lighthearted and fun, but he even he has a limit.
01:04:08
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Right. And he lands right in front of the fucking sign for the Alamo. Yep. He made it. So he goes up he goes up to ah go through the tour and I believe... That's Jan Hooks from Saturday Night Live.
01:04:25
Speaker
Oh, shit! Okay, it is. Super young, though. Yeah. so she's She recently died. sounds just like st Stretch, dude. like Yeah, she looks a lot like her, too. yeah Yeah.
01:04:36
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I was like... I didn't realize. i was When I rewatched it, I was like, is that Stretch? I couldn't i didn't look it up. Yeah. that's ah I have recognized her from SNL, but I didn't have to look up her name. but yeah She's like a groundlings. She came from the same comedy troupe as Pee Wee, Elvira. Yeah, that whole crew. Yeah, all these people.
01:05:02
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That's what I love. Again, like it's just, it's a bunch of friends getting together and just make it a movie, you know, um Oh, virus haunted Hills, the same thing. Like she just pulled together pretty much all of her friends, um, from her theater and from that troop as well.
01:05:20
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Uh, and made this movie and it's awesome as well. And she wrote it, you know, so paid for it all out of her own money too. Then we have to see poor little Pee Wee get his heart broken again. Yep.
01:05:34
Speaker
and Because why? Because there ain't no fucking basement at the Alamo. And that little fucking bastard takes a picture of him.
01:05:46
Speaker
At his lowest point. yeah at is low as point Yep, he looks like he's gonna cry and that little fucker pops out and snaps a picture of him. Yep. Absolutely. Teewee should've fucking 300 kicked that little fucker.
01:06:03
Speaker
Lit his ass up. This is Sparta! how Fucking launch him. As he's kicking him.
01:06:18
Speaker
launch that kid fucking get some hang time on him little bastard kick him into the basement of the alamo and put him in the basement yeah oh and as you do in your low points you call you call your lady one the one that you know that Except ah he's not calling her because he wants to talk to her. He's ah asking her for a bus ticket because he's a fucking mooch.
01:06:54
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He wants a bus ticket at home after fucking standing her up and Oh, he let everybody up, man. I don't know if he let her on necessarily. No, he let her up. Like he was yelling at everybody. He's like, oh, what do you want me to help?
01:07:08
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So he apologized and and then they're at the bus station. yeah He runs into Simone, right? And then is that when he calls Dottie? And then Andy pops up out of nowhere stalking her, I guess.
01:07:21
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Well, this is also when um when she doesn't quite believe where he's at. And he goes, oh yeah. And he goes, the stars at night are big and bright.
01:07:33
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Keeping a hole protected.
01:07:38
Speaker
How fucking funny that what it would be if that's um if I ever go to Texas, I'm going to try that. I did when I was in Texas and everybody looked at me. Well, there's like two people that looked at me.
01:07:50
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they were like fuck off Yeah, northerner. Well, this was years ago, So they would have been like, get out of here, you gay. Yeah. Where we calling from? Texas.
01:08:06
Speaker
Where? Honest. Listen, I'll prove it. The stars at night are big and bright. Deep in the heart of Texas. Wait, don't hang up.
01:08:18
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And the fucking, um, when he does the, uh, the bull ride shit yeah oh yeah they kind of do the same thing after he gets away from Andy you know he disguises himself as a bull rider but when he wakes up they're like do you remember anything yeah and he and he goes I remember the Alamo and they're they're all like woo yeah hey kid what's your name
01:08:53
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i can't remember where you're from I can't remember can't you remember anything I remember the Alamo yeah
01:09:08
Speaker
at that point so stupid like a reflex they can't fucking help themselves I'm gonna try both of those you should I'll go to a mall and go, remember the Alamo? Didn't Ozzy Osbourne just get forgiven just here in the past couple years because back in the old day he was all fucked up and went and pissed on the side of the Alamo, so they banned him?
01:09:37
Speaker
I don't think they forgave him. Well, I think he went back because he got arrested and I think they have spunged... Well, yeah, but I think he went back like here, you know...
01:09:49
Speaker
ah while a little while ago. It wasn't too long. and like they The town of but san Antonio or whatever, the the sheriff forgave him or something. I don't remember. It was something stupid. but yeah i don't know. i don i i didn't ah I don't keep up on Ozzy these days. You're probably right.
01:10:12
Speaker
You're probably right. Not that I don't love the man. He's a fucking national treasure. He is. he's a And honestly, at the time when he pissed on the Alamo, it probably would have ate the fucking building away for as much shit that was in his system.
01:10:28
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Melt into like... Battery acid. He's fucking pissing battery acid. He's getting pissing up on the show. He's just... I pull out my wing, but he's the one on the side of his fucking Alamo. He's shit.
01:10:45
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All right, Ozzy. What did you say? Huh? Slow down. Slow down, boom hour.
01:10:52
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and please worth small up like blue where you need work up mean middleal of the note you know it goes me the drip been both lady
01:11:06
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slowed down slow down boom hour What'd you say? good Get out the fucking cotton. ah Jesus Christ.
01:11:16
Speaker
Oh, shit. Peewee goes to the Apache bar. That's right. He finds the phone. Apache. i fucking love that he's so goddamn bold.
01:11:29
Speaker
Oh, he is. And he shushes all of them. He's on the phone. I'm trying to use the phone. Dude, you sounded just like
01:11:44
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that. That was dead on.
01:11:47
Speaker
um fucking love that. He's such a brazen asshole when he wants to be. And everybody i ends up loving him still. sorry, operator.
01:11:59
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can't hear you. Shh.
01:12:03
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it I'm trying to use that phone! Dude, oh my god. So they pull him out. They pull him out and shit. Kick him out. He knocks over all their bikes.
01:12:15
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And then he gets pulled right back in Well, there's the cameo here, too. Yes, Elvira. Elvira. evan's hero Yeah, dude. Don't fire man. She's like, let me have a turn with them. And they're like, oh, yeah.
01:12:32
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If I were Pee Wee, I'd be like, yeah, let her have a turn with me.
01:12:37
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yeah dude and then we get the fucking infamous fucking tequila dance oh yeah he's like if I'm gonna die just let me have this one like ah the fucking guy that gives him his shoes yeah and he's super short ah but They're only like four inch fucking platforms, but we picked them off. He's like two feet shorter.
01:13:04
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That's the shit I'm talking about, dude. I love that. Like, it's just, it's just stupid. Like, it's so effective. It's like these tiny, tiny little gags through this entire movie. They're just, they're awesome.
01:13:16
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Yeah, that's this is another scene. This and the large Marge scene get talked about the most. Yeah. Everybody. All of us little kids were doing this in school. Yep.
01:13:29
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yeah Yeah, dude. It's amazing. So he wins over the hearts of all the Satan's helpers. and All of us. They get him out. you know They fucking love him. And they give him a motorcycle to continue on with his journey.
01:13:44
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And again, one of the funniest fucking scenes of the movie. No sooner does he fucking take off on a bike that he doesn't know how to ride, but he fucking smacks it in the fucking side.
01:13:57
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and Oh, and he's getting it. It's off in the distance, too, which I don't know if that's what makes the scene so fucking funny because he's literally writing off. It's not a close up shot. It's just like bang. He is just fucking side.
01:14:13
Speaker
Well, it's another one of the scenes where they're using a stunt double that has like the pompadour hair on it. It's like, clearly not Pee-wee. Oh, I fucking love it, though. He just fucking smacks that sign. It's like it.
01:14:26
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like That was his motorcycle adventure. That's how I would be, though. Also, again, i was watching it on Blu-ray, so on VHS, you probably can't tell that that's not Pee-wee. Yeah.
01:14:39
Speaker
So fucking funny, dude. VHS was wonderful for masking stuntmen. Oh, yeah. And bad effects. So much stuff looks so much better on that because of it, you know? Yeah, because once you... are Or it's just how I remember seeing it the first time, you know? Yeah, once you transfer some of the stuff to Blu-ray, it loses some of its magic because the curtain is pulled back a little bit because you can see, like, the makeup.
01:15:06
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Yeah, the magic gets filtered out a little bit. That's all right. But Pee Wee gets the biker's treatment because they give him an escort to the hospital.
01:15:17
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Yep. Absolutely. They fucking love him, man. Yeah, he really... When all this fails, get your cook's shoes and do the tequila dance and you will win the hearts of many...
01:15:31
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And the fucking dream he has when he's in the hospital is creepy as fuck for a kid. that's awesome too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's awesome. But the, the clowns, man, yeah the teeth drawn on the lips. And then when the surgeon fucking pops his mask down and he's got teeth on his lips and then he opens his mouth is really weird.
01:15:53
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Yeah. And i guess I guess this is all calling back to the the fact that he chained his bike to a clown. Yeah, I think that's the callback. I guess.
01:16:04
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Because that's kind of the teeth on the the lips and stuff that looks like the clown that he chained his bike to. And then we go into the The big giant oven, the big giant cauldron with Francis dressed up like Satan and all the demons.
01:16:21
Speaker
Yeah. Francis the devil. It's kind of like that scene. I can't remember what it was called. And I didn't obviously research this part, whatever, but those old French movies where they're kind of in a red filter, but it's got like the dancing devil and stuff.
01:16:41
Speaker
That's kind of like what it reminds me of. Cause they did like the, maybe a tone. Yeah, kind of a more red. There's some that are really super red and like blue even when they're kind of messing around. But like just the way the whole scene was, it's pretty sweet. Like they didn't do like flames around the cauldron. It's a bunch of glitter, you know, streamers with fans on it, which I love. And then the only fire was when he was like, blah, you know, again and was burning his bike up. But yeah, super cool dream sequence, I think.
01:17:15
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Yep, and we, well, and any time we get to see Francis' fucking asshole character none is great. He yeah wasn't in the movie quite enough. ah Yeah.
01:17:29
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But, I mean, it's almost a perfect movie, so yeah hell what the hell do I know? Maybe we got the exact amount of Francis. Yeah, i think we got the best amount. And Pee Wee wakes up conveniently right when his bike is on the television.
01:17:45
Speaker
Yep. He finds out. coincidence Yeah. Kevin Morton. Yeah. Giving it to that little asshole. Justin Bieber.
01:17:58
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nineteen eighty s justin bieber Yeah, he's got like ah Donald Trump hair. oh yeah. At 12 years old. He's like the 80s Bieber minus the getting fucked by Puff Daddy.
01:18:18
Speaker
That's ah fucking Kevin Arnold's older brother in Wonder Years, right? Yeah. Yeah. three yeah yeah yeah And... You know that show that Marilyn Manson was in? yeah Yeah. it or Where he cut his chops.
01:18:34
Speaker
There are still people that believe that shit. It's so funny. I know people believe that shit. That was before he got his rib removed. Yeah, to suck his own dick. Genius.
01:18:47
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so ah See, now that's the good thing about Google. being able to find out that he didn't really remove his rib because if he removed his rib and was able to suck his own dick you know how many guys would be out here walking around with ah writ one less rib we'd all be like I want that dick suck surgery ah sucking dick is gay but not if it's my own
01:19:16
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absolutely
01:19:20
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i Like, that's only benefit to, like um like, I saw this thing online where it said, would you rather be a werewolf, vampire, or zombie? And it's like, well, zombie is out completely.
01:19:38
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vampire obviously come on i mean depending on what movie you base it off of would be awesome but the good thing the thing about werewolves is they don't remember anything about being ah the time they're a werewolf you know according to the movies anyway right but the perk is they can lick their own balls
01:20:03
Speaker
I want to make a movie where it's a werewolf movie, but the werewolf has all the same traits as a dog. Like the whole fuck well later a red rocket?
01:20:14
Speaker
Well, red rocket yeah. But like imagine a werewolf um knocks you down and just starts humping you.
01:20:26
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Or...
Werewolf Humor and Dog-Like Traits
01:20:27
Speaker
Humping your leg? hard ah They're just out in the yard sniffing each other's asses. Yeah, that's their secret handshake. Yeah. That's how they, yeah when you're in the werewolf club, when you come in, you got to let them sniff your butt, sniff your nose.
01:20:41
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Yeah. Like, I don't trust you. Turn around.
01:20:47
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And it's like, uh, he likes you. He shook your hand. you Like, um, like dog soldiers or like American werewolf in London is a good example. Like if that movie, if, uh, he got, if he got turned on a little bit and you just see the werewolf like pump in the air,
01:21:05
Speaker
yeah i Like, now's your chance. Get away while he's distracted. He's just like... Humping other werewolves' faces. yeah What the hell are you doing?
01:21:19
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Yeah, it'd be funny. They don't ever really give werewolves any kind of dog traits. They're always like this badass fucking killer. Oh, yeah. Berserker machines.
01:21:30
Speaker
Yeah. With red rockets. Yeah. Do you want to suck my cock, berserker? Would you like some making fuck? You said the word berserker. can't help it.
01:21:44
Speaker
you triggered ah You triggered me.
01:21:48
Speaker
Would you like some making fuck? but But this...
Comedic Chaos at Warner Brothers Studio
01:21:53
Speaker
But him seeing Kevin Morton getting his fucking bike and they say he's at the Warner Brothers studio, on to the next scene. right The big finale, basically.
01:22:04
Speaker
Oh, it's awesome. All at the Warner Brothers studio lot. and Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
01:22:13
Speaker
And there's a Milton Berle cameo that he's not... I don't even think he's credited in the movie. Yeah.
01:22:21
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So yeah, he comes in, he disguises himself as a nun, and he goes in and is with all the other nuns, you know, and they're shooting this scene, and he's like, oh, thank you so much.
01:22:35
Speaker
He's like, they'll love this bike. rides away He just gets on it and takes off. He's like, give me this fucking bike, little prick. And he just takes off, and on on we go.
Pee-wee's Impact on Film Music and Heroic Acts
01:22:47
Speaker
yep He goes through about every fucking... movie theme you could imagine yeah the the beach scene he rides through and i love about that is when he rides through they all crash through but their golf carts and the one security guard just jumps in that random mass motorized boat and takes off I want one of those I know and there's two people surfing behind it ah yeah stupid yeah And no fucking I'm surprised they were able to get Godzilla. Well, I guess it's Warner Brothers. don't know what their fucking rights are. They probably had rights to every Godzilla movie. Yeah, the whole Godzilla movie.
01:23:28
Speaker
The Twisted Sister video. You know, the twist is no hate of on Twisted Sister. you know I don't like them, but when I was younger, I did. Dee Snider's cool, man. Like everybody my age, we all like Twisted Sister.
01:23:41
Speaker
But this is the one part of the movie I think could be cut out. yeah Just because the music kind of changes... It does, but actually that was by Pee-wee's request though.
01:23:54
Speaker
He actually wanted that song in this movie and he actually wanted Twisted Sister in the movie as well. Right, I understand I'm just saying from a personal, it kind of pulls me out of the movie for for a minute. Right.
01:24:08
Speaker
It is funny as fuck though, man. it is so funny that he's like, I want Twisted Sister in my movie. It's Pee-wee, you know? They're like, what? He's like, yeah, man. We're friends. I want them in the movie.
01:24:21
Speaker
And then what song is it? ah You're going to burn in hell. Is that the song or whatever? Burn in hell. so he's And he requested that song too. And the girls around the car couldn't be more 80s. I know.
01:24:33
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Yeah. Sign of the times, man. Holy shit. The way they're walking. Yeah. if you I can't do it, but luckily this is not a video.
01:24:45
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Luckily this is not a video podcast. Yeah. I would try. ah you need the leg warmers and shit. You can't just do it. yeah know they They did everything but snap their fingers. They weren't snapping their fingers like in the 50s.
01:25:01
Speaker
I don't know. The Tarzan one, Peewee's been doing some squats, man, because he's holding on that bike with his fucking legs. Oh, hell yeah he is.
01:25:14
Speaker
Allegedly. Allegedly. He's been doing his man kegels.
01:25:24
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So, yeah.
01:25:29
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He's got a tight in his nutsack.
01:25:36
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So, yeah, he he jumps the fence and then we get the burning pet shop. So he he stops to save every pet in there. and well, this is why everybody loves Pee Wee. Because even though he's trying to get, he's, he's doing something selfish by getting his bike, which is justifiably selfish, but he stops and ditches the bike to save all these little pets.
Humorous Rants and Pee-wee's Premiere Antics
01:26:01
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Yep.
01:26:01
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That's why everybody loves Pee Wee. Cause he's a man, dude. He's a good guy, man. Good, good man. Absolutely. masturbating in theaters even though he got the snakes you know he was scared of snakes and he still got them out so ah yeah they said that um he yeah he was scared to death of snakes and ah and that um Tim Burton was has like a phobia of chimps so he was having trouble with that part that's pretty sweet I'm afraid of chimps too man they they'll tear your fucking face off man
01:26:36
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Oh, they'll tear your face off, pull your hands off, fucking tear your dick off. Yeah. Just kill me. Jesus Christ. Yeah. They wouldn't even fucking kill you. Those fucking. Yeah.
01:26:50
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ah There's a, yeah, there's a new, pull your arms off and fuck you with them. There's that new documentary out. I think it's called chimp crazy. Is it about that ladies that one ladies chimp that went nuts? I think that is a part of it, but man, it talks about chimps.
01:27:08
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They eat little monkeys and shit. Oh, yeah. And they'll hold them down. what yeah This is probably not a good subject to bring up at the end of a peewee movie. But they tear them apart while they're alive and eat them like a fucking bag of chips. Yeah, yeah i don't fuck around. evil So, I'm with you, Tim Burton.
01:27:29
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Chimps fucking suck. Fuck it's chimpanzee. um Leave them where they be. I'm taking a gun with me to the zoo next time because if one of those little bastards gets loose, I'm capping him.
01:27:46
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Yeah, dude. You ain't pulling off my hands.
01:27:51
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Son of a bitch. I hate those fuckers.
01:27:57
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Okay, rant over. yeah um I'm standing in solidarity with Tim Burton. I'm with you, man. It's movie related. It's okay. little son of bit sons of bitches.
01:28:13
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and If someone is someone listening to this, if you're like, oh, chimps are cute, look it up. yeah They're little assholes. Or not even little. They're balls of muscle. yeah Anyway, sorry.
01:28:33
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The world premiere of Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Oh, I love this shit. We'll move on from my monkey hate. Yeah.
01:28:44
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I don't know if I'm going out with you guys tonight because I'm hanging out with my monkey.
01:28:57
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At the drive-in theater, Pee Wee's Big Adventure. So we got Inception. It's the world premiere. The movie within the movie.
01:29:08
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and Some of the funniest shit happens too. Oh my god. ah yeah. P-dubs.
01:29:17
Speaker
Dude, when he's the the desk that clerk and he's fucking he's he's like standing there and then like slowly like edging himself into the scene and likes smiling oh my fucking god, dude. he keeps looking at the camera yeah he keeps scooching and staring at the camera all weird i want a movie like that where he's just in the background of every scene doing that yeah it's just so fucking funny then he's like oh you know paging mr herman mr herman you have a telephone call at the front desk paging mr herman
01:29:55
Speaker
Mr. Herman, you have a telephone call at the front desk. Paging Mr. Herman. Yeah, you know what?
Reimagining Films with Pee-wee Herman
01:30:03
Speaker
Somebody, some wizard out there needs to take those scenes of Pee Wee and put him like in the background of Serbian film or something.
01:30:13
Speaker
Where he's dressed as that character. And he's edging himself into the scene. Yeah, looking at the camera. Just in the background of like the most fucked up shit. Fucking grinning and shit. Yeah.
01:30:27
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He's back there. Awkward. Awkward grinning shit. Yeah. Or martyrs. Yeah. Oh. What's a movie? Cannibal Holocaust.
01:30:38
Speaker
Oh, you know what would be a good one? Because it's in a movie theater. Demons. Yeah, demons would be a fun one. Pee-wee and demons yeah with that with the fucking main with the but the main guy. I don't know. The one that's like, we gotta to get the... Gotta get the hell out of here. the We gotta... The guy in the theater. yeah The black dude. Yeah, the bit the big buff dude. Yeah.
01:31:04
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ah yeah We gotta get out of here. they are The over the dubbing is so fucking That's incredible. You guys, we gotta get some boards up here. They're gonna come right through. Help me.
01:31:19
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Fucking put Pee Wee in that movie because he's dressed as a busboy. Well, it would have to be a hotel. I'm thinking. Yeah, Bellhop. Yeah. yeah Still will. Still there. Just that outfit alone. Yeah.
01:31:33
Speaker
That's fucking funny, dude. Aging Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman. they're er You have a telephone call at the front desk.
01:31:44
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oh And of course, on his way back to Dottie, we get the callbacks to all the characters that he met throughout the movie. Except Elvira. She wasn't at the end here. yeah Well, the Satan's helpers were all there. so i mean i'm She's probably in there somewhere. As far as we know.
01:32:04
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But it wasn't the same night, so it wasn't her anniversary anymore. Yeah, he gets... ah But the fucking movie... the Speaking of the movie, too, they got James Brolin to play Kiwi.
01:32:18
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Yeah. and And Morgan Fairchild is playing Dottie. Yeah.
01:32:24
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That's what they should have did with the stunts. Like, had somebody like James Brolin... Just do it, yeah. yeah And they're trying to steal his motorcycle. The ninjas are fucking trying to steal his motorcycle.
01:32:36
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Oh yeah, the X1. Yeah, the X1. They're trying to... ah Because when he gets back to Dottie, he's checking up on... ah One of them calls his bike the X1 at that point.
01:32:50
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Yeah.
01:32:52
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But he fucking fights off the ninjas and shit. Yep. Yeah. Somehow it's the same movie. Yeah. ah he's Based on his adventure.
01:33:04
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That's exactly what happened.
01:33:08
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Fucking. Yeah, that's classic, man. Him looking at the camera. We we really gotta. I need to figure this AI shit out so I quit begging people to do it for me.
01:33:19
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Yeah.
01:33:22
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I want to just put Pee Wee in every video in the background. Yeah. He gives a fucking Mickey that sub up in the fucking jail van or the jail bus with the big ass file in it.
01:33:36
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Yeah. yeah Mickey. Mickey's... Marci buku Pee Wee. And he goes, Marci buku Luna Blut. So, sucrets, blue head.
01:33:50
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So, sucrets, blue head.
Pee-wee's Cultural Influence and Legacy
01:33:52
Speaker
Oh, yeah. that Like, fucking, you know, Pee Wee finally comes back around and sees Dottie, you know, after he dropped off his gifts to everybody.
01:34:01
Speaker
And Francis is walking by getting interviewed by reporters like you do all about it. Yeah, you know the, um... Yeah, he kills Francis, right? Essentially.
01:34:15
Speaker
Yeah, what he he so he wants to sit down on the bike and he lets him and then he fucking launches him up into the air somewhere. Yeah, I'd have to watch this again because there's the scene in the lot in the, uh...
01:34:32
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Warner Brothers lot when he uses the smoke when he releases the smoke ah cover from the back of his bike. Yeah. pushing those buttons on that little box that the eject button's on. Yeah. There's only two buttons there.
01:34:48
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Well, it's probably one of those where you got a there's like a certain like code where you like push it three times and then hit it or something. Maybe. Yeah. I don't know, but ah I think he killed Francis. Yeah.
01:35:04
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i mean, that bike is some work of an engineering genius anyway. oh He flies about 100 feet in the air. Yeah. He's lucky the fucking seat didn't break and that pipe didn't just go up his ass.
01:35:17
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Yeah. with the spring might ah it might have fucking talk about ah it would have turned into that that bike would have turned into fucking Mr. Garrison's bike that he invented on South Park well talk about cannibal holocaust yeah alright would have went right up through his mouth maybe he could probably take it yeah the the force that would be needed to so launch him that far if that seat broke and that pipe went in him
01:35:54
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so o That would not be fun. And this is the scene we finally get our little cameo of Darla.
01:36:05
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Yeah, little Darla. Little Darla, the pink poodle. Yeah, man, she's got just got quite a catalog of movies. Yep.
01:36:16
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This is one of our biggest movie stars in the and the movie. Yeah. I mean, everybody knows Precious from yeah Silence of the Lambs. The Burbs and Batman Returns.
01:36:31
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She got her start in Pee-wee's and Pee-wee's Big Adventure. That's right. And they fucking painted her pink somehow. Yep.
01:36:42
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I don't know. I don't know.
01:36:46
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I'm jealous of the doll. They ride off into the sunset together the end. it's the end They should have had Francis falling from the sky as they rode off. Have him fallen in the background.
01:37:00
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Splattering. Yeah. yeah You just see a puddle. Yeah. last yeah Fucking. Yeah. Like a water balloon.
01:37:12
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That would have been good. You're right, Evan.
01:37:17
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I agree. I agree. it sounds fun. agree. Mr. Herman, agree. I agree. You have a telephone call at the front desk.
01:37:30
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Yeah. I don't know. i don't i don't know that anyone has not seen this movie, but I fucking think every... This is essential viewing. It's not a horror movie. now It's a cult movie.
01:37:43
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Yeah, it isn't it is on a lot of levels. It really is. Even though super popular. It's super popular, but for it to hold up for this long. Absolutely. it's ah hat It's had a strong cult following.
01:37:59
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And Big Top Pee Wee was good too, but it doesn't it doesn't hold a candle to this one. And the newer one that they did, i thought was phenomenal, but still this one just, this one just reigns supreme.
01:38:14
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Yeah, well, in this one, Pee-Wee's like, ah everybody loves him. In Big Top Pee-Wee, it's like, everybody hates him. ah You know? I think that's probably the tone change that made it just not connect quite as well as this. Because in this, Pee-Wee's like this fucking weirdo that's just bumbling around in a world that kind of... um morphs around him. Like, everybody makes exceptions for the way he is because they all like him so much. right
01:38:46
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but Which is... I mean, and also, the soundtrack is fucking great. It'll give you nostalgia as soon as as soon as the title sequence comes up because um it kind of... It'll kind of remind you of Beetlejuice, too, just because it's Annie Elfman.
01:39:07
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Or hell, Simpsons. The intro to Simpsons, man. I mean, it's... Yeah. He did fucking everything. yeah and boyinggo Boingo, Boingo!
01:39:19
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Yep. Weren't they in ah that movie with... um
01:39:26
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i'm not well you know what I'm not even going to try to think about it. We're going to go back into another movie. We went through like ah six movies during this episode. Back to school. Yeah, back to school. Boingo was the band. I believe so, yeah. The Dead Man's Party.
01:39:44
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Yeah. It's a dead man's party.
01:39:49
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What do you... That's bordering on Kermit. the dead man's party you could ask for more
01:40:02
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come here miss piggy let me have some of your pig pussy what kind of drugs must he have been on to think of a frog that fucks a pig i mean um but i mean we we could always go back to meet the feebles which i do think we need to put on our list ah Yeah. I mean, all right. Anyway, I'm going to keep talking about bullshit.
01:40:29
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I, I highly, highly, highly, highly recommend this movie. If anyone hasn't seen it, not that you should take my opinion, just try it. Yeah, it's fine. The opening scene, you'll love the rest of the movie because once you, if you don't, if by the slim chance, you don't know who Pee Wee Herman is, you'll find out everything you
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need to know. Right. Exactly.
01:40:52
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You'll find everything out you need to know. pretty And then go down then just go down the rabbit hole and watch every single thing that he's done. Yep. And early Tim Burton. all this All his earlier stuff is great.
01:41:04
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Yep. eighty s and 90s Tim Burton. Yes. yes But anyway, if if you if you guys like us chatting about chat no about Pee-wee's Big Adventure and you want to suggest something else for us.
01:41:22
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I'm begging. I'm begging now. motion please Won't you please email us at deadnotespodcast at gmail.com. Please. Please W. With W.
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but a w even if it's just to call me an asshole. Go, hey, fuckface, why don't you do ah what ah Requiem for a Dream? Yeah.
01:41:48
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Or Vulgar. Have you watched Vulgar? Anyway. Anyway, ah that's the end of our episode before we get into another conversation. yeah I'm off to watch Requiem for a dream.
01:42:04
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So until next time, bye. she wait all Paging Mr. Herman.
01:42:12
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See ya.