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Evil Ed 1995
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Today we’re diving headfirst into a blood-splattered rabbit hole of censorship, sanity, and splatter with the 1995 Swedish cult gem: Evil Ed.
This isn’t your average slasher flick. It’s a meta-horror fever dream where a mild-mannered film editor is tasked with sanitizing gore-soaked horror movies for public consumption… only to lose his grip on reality and go full psycho. Think Videodrome meets The Evil Dead, but with a Scandinavian twist and a whole lot of absurdity.
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Transcript
Release Challenges of 'Evil Ed'
00:00:24
Speaker
Hello, welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin, and with me is a guy that just wants to touch your body. ah Oh, I'm Alan.
00:00:39
Speaker
We're talking about Evil Ed, 1995. is it 97? I don't know. ah fucking movie didn't even... don't know it says 95.
00:00:52
Speaker
didn't even come out in theaters in Sweden until 97. i don't know why it says ninety five it the it didn't even come out in theaters and sweet and beatden until ninetyeven Yeah, but I think there's like a lot of crazy laws, though, that a lot of these have to go through because... well you Remember that fucking movie, The Convent, which we have to put that on the fucking list, but... um It took forever for that one to even see the light of day because where it was coming out of.
00:01:23
Speaker
Weirdly enough. Yeah, this never this never even got a theatrical release in the States. It just fucking went straight to video.
Reflecting on the Year 2000
00:01:32
Speaker
So I don't even know when. i tried to look it up and see when it came out in the United States.
00:01:38
Speaker
well ah It was probably like the year 2000. Yeah.
00:01:47
Speaker
The year 2000! The year 2000! The year 2000! The year 2000!
00:01:59
Speaker
Wow, we just dated ourselves. That's sweet. yeah um I always date myself. yeah um Yeah, I definitely saw this movie like way after it probably officially came out, and it was one of those...
00:02:14
Speaker
um Me and my brother watched it together and it was a ah ah film that him and his buddies watched, I believe. I think Andy actually introduced me to this fucking movie.
00:02:27
Speaker
who Put it down. so Sorry. you are a piece of shit. Put it down. You dare not to do that. You dare not to do that.
00:02:37
Speaker
you dare not to do that
00:02:41
Speaker
Put it down. That's funny you're making fun of him. Did you ever listen to the... Did you ever see the behind the scenes for this movie? Any of the deleted scenes? No, I haven't seen any like anything behind it. I've only watched it. Yeah, I've only watched it.
00:02:59
Speaker
So I have the newer, I think it was released in like 2020, the Arrow release of this. Okay. There's two of them. There's an earlier one that's a three disc. I only have the one disc.
00:03:13
Speaker
Okay. But it has some extras on it.
Overdubbing in 'Evil Ed'
00:03:17
Speaker
And the deleted scenes are crazy because you hear like the actors' real voices because the entire movie was overdubbed with American actors.
00:03:28
Speaker
Was it? Whoa, really? the Well, I was confused because the thing they they don't really they don't really credit the American actors.
00:03:41
Speaker
And ah if you watch their lips, they are speaking English. Yeah, they're definitely talking in English. i mean They're overdubbing English actors.
00:03:53
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They're overdubbing Swedish people speaking English. We're seeing them enunciate English words, but we put American voices in their mouths. So it's really fucking weird. It's just off enough to make it...
00:04:10
Speaker
off enough like to make it funny in a lot of scenes you know what i'm saying because it's it's like dead on you know but it's it's they know how to speak english so they're doing it but you know when you enunciate you know that's a whole different realm and you're seeing that in their mouth so that's what sets it makes it weird Well, what i what I was saying with Sam Campbell, the head of the Splatter and Gore department, who you were just talking about.
00:04:42
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Olaf. Yeah, he sounds like um like... I listen to the... In the deleted scene, you can hear his actual voice when he's acting, and you can barely understand a fucking thing he says.
00:04:56
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yeah He's like, You dare not to that! You know...
00:05:01
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you know So he sounds like he should have like done voice acting on Renan's Tempe. Yeah.
00:05:12
Speaker
You are crazy. Don't do this to yourself. Yeah. yeah Yeah. And, uh... Yeah, because I was like, why are they overdubbing? Why are they ADRing all these scenes when, um... The, uh... The actors are clearly speaking English, but then if you watch the deleted scenes, you'll see why.
00:05:38
Speaker
Except for, um... ah the guy Johan Rudebeck, I'm gonna mispronounce the fuck out of all these names. The guy that plays Ed, he um yeah sounds he sounds like he's English, but he's not.
00:05:55
Speaker
ah the His natural speaking voice, he sounds very English to me. yeah I'm also very ignorant to accents. You're also very Ohio and Mary, Ohio. Yeah, I do the Ohio and oh, you've actually you've got the like you're like pure like blood Midwest because you got like the Pennsylvania you, which is you.
00:06:27
Speaker
And yeah, and yeah, and yeah, you know, and then you got the Ohio in you. you know, I enjoy Enya's music and ah I used to be made fun of for that.
00:06:40
Speaker
And a yeah mutual ah mutual friend that we used to know used to call her Enya Butt. Yeah.
00:06:48
Speaker
But I used to be so gay about it when I was younger. i' yeah I'd be, oh man, that song at the beginning. Look, watch
Appreciation for Enya
00:06:59
Speaker
Sleepwalkers and tell me that's not a good song.
00:07:03
Speaker
I love Sleepwalkers. It's like Bodicea or some shit. That Enya song at the beginning. That song is fucking great. I don't give a fuck. It is great.
00:07:15
Speaker
You're going to watch Sleepwalkers and be like, that's Enya? Go out and buy the fucking CD. Anybody else that's got the guilty pleasure of Enya, send us an email.
00:07:29
Speaker
Do you like sitting in the bath with the soapy bubbles? With the soapy bubbles? like like sitting in the bathtub with them soapy bubbles?
00:07:45
Speaker
the cow gone ah yeah the the deleted scenes they take out all kinds of Barbara scenes because um if you watch like early in the movie she's got one of those uh middle-aged lady froze you know it looks like she's got a perm or some shit yeah but that's just a wig and in the in the deleted scene he pulls the wig off her head so in the movie you see like when um he is looking for her around the house her hair is all fucked up that's why because he took a wig off of her why was she wearing a fucking wig
00:08:26
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ah They said they set it up as some kind of vanity thing earlier in the movie. Oh, but um yeah, she wasn't bald or anything. And her hair is blonde. I don't get it.
00:08:39
Speaker
I think that would have been sweet if you would have took her wig. It was all like she had mange or scabies or some shit. And like that was like, is but do it. is this sweet She is a Swedish. So she is has the and the blonde hair.
00:08:58
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Oh.
00:09:02
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oh Yeah, he pulls her fucking wig off and puts it on his own head. And they cut out one of the best scenes in the movie because they said they couldn't get it to work for whatever reason.
00:09:14
Speaker
Well, I'm glad that you just have it in there. like It's so fucking weird. It's so fucking weird. Well, ah if like we were talking about, if you watch this, if you don't own this movie, you can watch it on Tubi, but YouTube has the extended version, which has the scene where he puts the wig on his head, which is a great scene, so watch watch it on YouTube.
00:09:40
Speaker
That's the better version. Watch the better movie. Watch the better movie. It is the good on a YouTube. too
00:09:54
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yeah
00:09:56
Speaker
We are making a phlegm.
00:10:02
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my God. We are inspired by us. I am Raimi. Yeah, you know, Sam's name is Sam Campbell. That's a little on the nose. Yeah, yeah a little bit. There's a lot of, I mean, we see that coming into this movie. I mean, it's just like gushing over everybody. I mean, his whole fucking office alone.
00:10:25
Speaker
I mean, they stopped the movie for a second, so Zip, is his name is, stops and goes groovy. Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:36
Speaker
and i Yeah, that fucking part. I was like, really? They even have a basically deadite nurse and a rotten apple head scene.
00:10:50
Speaker
You know, ah Evil Dead 2, the rotten apple head thing at the end? but at the end they have ah They have a scene in this movie that's straight up fucking Evil Dead when he's gone up when the when it's like the spirit going up the stairs.
00:11:06
Speaker
Yeah. Same thing. same thing Same thing. And you know what the weirdest thing I googled today was? What? What does a beaver's penis look like?
00:11:19
Speaker
Oh, really?
Beaver Anatomy Humor
00:11:20
Speaker
did it? Okay, what's it look like? one I wonder if I'll be on a list for that. Is it a slobber knocker? Nope. i I wish it was. I wish they had like a big fucking... What do they have?
00:11:34
Speaker
Do they even have thighs? I don't think so. They have like little stick legs, don't they? Beavers? No, man. They got big old thighs. No, okay. He's got got a thigh slapper. Although, a thigh slapper for a beaver would be like an inch and a half or so.
00:11:50
Speaker
i don't know what it would like but you call how their legs are constructed. But anyway, yeah. So what did you come up with? Well, I'm probably on a list.
00:12:01
Speaker
The weirdest list there is. Like, this guy's looking up beaver penises. And it'll make sense later because I'll explain why why i googled that.
00:12:15
Speaker
Because at this point, I haven't even fucking talked about that scene yet.
00:12:22
Speaker
yeah But yeah. ah So, a male beaver does not... So, when we get there, this is impossible because a male beaver does not have an external penis or scrotum.
00:12:37
Speaker
oh yeah It has a cloaca. You know what that is? Yeah, it's the same thing that dolphins have. And most whales, I think all whales have a cloaca.
00:12:49
Speaker
It's a pussy dick asshole thing. It's one hole for everything. I think it's the same thing that aliens have too. And I saw ah they did that Unfortunately, there were images attached. and I didn't know the beavers had that. That's wild, man. But yeah, it makes sense, I guess. I mean, the wonders of nature. Hey, let's go watch Violent Nature now.
00:13:13
Speaker
Fuck that movie.
00:13:17
Speaker
I will fucking, I hope I never accidentally like get real drunk and I'm like, hey, let's watch in a violent nature, guys. What a pile of shit.
00:13:30
Speaker
I think this is maybe the third episode where like you've gone off on a tangent about it. Well, you bring it up. You're like gaslighting me on this because you know I fucking hate it.
00:13:44
Speaker
Look, and we were talking about this a little bit ago because i have a strong opinion, and and I'll talk about it just because i have a strong opinion about what the greatest movie in at least the last 10 years is. I don't know when... It might overlap another one. Man, I don't know. that These past two years have put out some good-ass shit, though.
00:14:09
Speaker
I mean... Not even close. Whatever. Not even close. This is my opinion. So I'm allowed to have it. you Absolutely. You can like whatever you like.
00:14:24
Speaker
Because there are people that love In a Violent Nature. And I think that is like somebody went out in a field, picked up a pile of cow shit, and stuffed it into my fucking Blu-ray player.
00:14:35
Speaker
They just... They were touched, man. They were touched by Jesus. It is such a fucking piece of fucking shit. Anyway, the best, if you want to watch the best movie, in my opinion, what I put at the pinnacle of the greatest horror movie in probably the last decade,
00:15:03
Speaker
I almost said in a violent nature. This apple pie whiskey, this apple pie moonshine is creeping up on me.
00:15:16
Speaker
my Hey, my gaslighting is complete. The streets are now lit. Asshole. Anyway, let me start that over. if you... In a Violent Nature is one of my... is... My man.
00:15:35
Speaker
I would probably rather watch... um
00:15:39
Speaker
I don't know. What is a bad horror movie that nobody likes? Does it doesn't exist? It's probably best that like we get an email.
00:15:53
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Let me know. What is the worst fucking horror movie ever made? Because it's not Spookies. Dude, that's big though. Honestly, because mean...
00:16:06
Speaker
that's a big ask though honestly because i mean it's yeah it's It's a huge ask because i would say narrow it down at least in like, I don't know, what movie were, let's say these past couple years, what movie got you so hyped and then, you know, Dick teased you and then you went and finally saw it and then and you're very disappointed.
00:16:37
Speaker
You're describing in a violent nature. Well, yeah. i was I really didn't even know what to go in on. I was trying to like... I was going to every movie with mike my head up high, you know?
00:16:49
Speaker
Well, you had the opposite because I was texting you, I think, from the movie theater saying how much it fucking sucked. Yeah. Because I saw it in the movie theater. Never mind. I've talked about this before. I know I did.
00:17:04
Speaker
i'm I'm not going to go over it again. i just... ah Fuck that movie. yeah I gave them all a shot, man, and I really tried to give it a shot, and I'm the guy that's like, man, well, this part was really cool, and this part was really cool, but honestly, the only good part about that movie was when he pulled her well yeah well he pulled her head through her fucking stomach or whatever, but like,
00:17:30
Speaker
that whole scene That whole scene was stupid because her acting really fucking sucked. So it wasn't until they had a full prosthetic to where I thought the movie was okay for that five-minute scene or whatever. but Anyway, let's go back to the business at hand.
00:17:51
Speaker
I'm trying to think what the the best thing... I'll tell you what the best thing of In a Violent Nature is. The movie was shot... The resolution.
00:18:02
Speaker
That's It was high resolution. That's it! It was pretty. Yeah, I mean, when they were... those The scenes where they're walking behind him in the fucking woods that everybody thinks is so fucking brilliant, they've been doing that in Resident Evil for fucking 30 years now, guys.
00:18:22
Speaker
They put it in a movie and people are like, oh, it's fucking genius! Yeah.
00:18:28
Speaker
Fuck that. It's like 40 minutes of watching this asshole walk around in the woods. Yeah. With no music. Play with a matchbox car.
00:18:40
Speaker
Fucking stupid. Oh, anyway, ah the best movie on the ah complete opposite end of that. And I'll tell you, we were talking about this before. For real this time.
00:18:54
Speaker
This is serious. Serious. Sit down. Listen. This is serial. It's so serial. And I have to preface this. This is my opinion. because That's right. I might be an idiot.
00:19:05
Speaker
Because I don't like in a violent nature and a million fucking people do for some fucking reason. Okay. So...
Praise for 'When Evil Lurks'
00:19:16
Speaker
ah The best movie in the past decade is When Evil Lurks. Hands down. I think Damien Ruggna, Ruggna, whatever, is the best modern horror director ah fucking...
00:19:30
Speaker
Acting is unmatched. Cinematography, that movie is fucking gorgeous. The story is unique and creative. ah Imagine that.
00:19:41
Speaker
A unique fucking new story. ah It is definitely a new a whole new look on um possession. And just seeing that end of it is pretty... it blows your fucking mind, really.
00:19:57
Speaker
Well, and also, I typically do not like possession movies. But this is... It's a hard sell for me, too. um I'm very critical on them because one of my tops is The Exorcist. And it you know and I've talked about it many at times. But like it's a hard sell for me. you know And this one, it definitely sold it.
00:20:22
Speaker
The problem I see, and we talked about this too, is i will tell you it has subtitles. And I think that's a...
00:20:33
Speaker
ah
00:20:35
Speaker
It's a barrier to entry for a lot of people, but I'm telling you, it rewards you tenfold. just Just read.
00:20:46
Speaker
and And there are some ah bad ah subtitles. like I can tell they're not saying exactly what ah the subtitles aren't exactly right. but the movie is so you'll be engulfed so much you're not even going realize you're reading subtitles like it'll just right it all it'll bring you in rarely will you see a movie that the pacing is as good as this because it just fucking begins I will say that everything's on point like there ain't no fucking around
00:21:20
Speaker
there's a lot of There's a lot of doors left to open throughout the film, so I'm really hoping that like we see something in the future. I would say when he mean when he says doors left open, he's talking about potential for expansion to the universe. He doesn't necessarily mean... You don't mean plot holes, right?
00:21:40
Speaker
No, not plot holes. I'm hoping that it's it's there's going to be a resolution. I'm hoping that we see... ah Another one, like I was talking about earlier, I would love to see a sequel just to kind of ah bring some stories around.
00:21:59
Speaker
So they're not like holes. it's It's just that, okay, now it lets you wonder. And and it almost fucks with you even more. I would like to see a sequel as long as he directs it because I don't want see somebody else get their hands on this. I want to see a continuation and like, ah and then that's it.
00:22:18
Speaker
Call it. It's done after that. Like just two, just boom, boom. There's two big chapters. That's it. You know? Yeah, but the fucking acting... I mean, the the... I can't say enough for the cinematography. If you have an OLED TV, watch it on that because it is fucking beautiful. This movie...
00:22:41
Speaker
there Because there's something, there's a reason in the movie why they can't use electric lights, so it gives them an excuse to light the movie with fire and candles and stuff.
00:22:53
Speaker
And it just, man, I've never seen it done better. It just looks amazing. And this might be some of this apple pie moonshine talk. I'm talking.
00:23:05
Speaker
i'm gonna I keep going on about this. I apologize, but man. Watch in a violent nature. God damn it, I said it again. ah When evil lurks.
00:23:18
Speaker
Again, my my gaslighting is complete. The streets are lit. kevin is Now and now let's let's move on let's move on to the movie.
Exploring 'Evil Ed' Plot
00:23:28
Speaker
Kevin's putting evil mind bullets in me.
00:23:33
Speaker
I got you good. So... Evil Ed. we we go ah We go into... ah Not Evil Dad. No, Evil Ed.
00:23:44
Speaker
So we... um We go in, we're we're in this editing room, and this guy's like losing his fucking shit in there. and trying to edit this movie that's been driving him mad. And what movie what was it? Loose Limbs 7 that he was editing? No, no.
00:24:04
Speaker
and That's Tom McClane. He was editing Toasted Brains. Toasted Brains. okay I didn't know the movie that he was editing. Yeah. They haven't gotten to loose limbs yet because he stabs the scissors through it. so Okay, I didn't pay attention to that. Yeah, I didn't pay attention.
00:24:21
Speaker
So that movie drove him fucking already here We can already hear one of our favorite actors in this scene in the background, Bill Moseley. Oh, you hear him? He's acting in Toasted Brains, and he's in every Loose Limbs movie, too, but we never see him.
00:24:43
Speaker
He's just a voice in this movie. Yeah, he's a voice. It's molesting time! I didn't know that until we started talking about this movie, so that's funny. he if yeah Yeah, he is clearly a voice. You'll you'll see. what Watch it tonight. You'll be like, what?
00:25:01
Speaker
one ah Yeah. I'm just another chunk of meat lost in brain land. But Sam Campbell comes in to see what the fuck's going on. And Tom, Tom puts a grenade in his mouth. Put it down. Put it down.
00:25:22
Speaker
Don't you don't you dare to do that. Don't you dare to do that. And after he blows his fucking head up with the grenade, then Sam says, you're fine. He, he like wipes. No, wait, we missed the whole, like motherfucker, like bombard himself in this room. And he, he was like, come here.
00:25:40
Speaker
And he like brings his dude in and he fucking torches open the fucking door. Yeah. yeah And as soon as he fucking pulls the pin on the grenade, he's like, Ooh, shit.
00:25:52
Speaker
they rose out But not Sam. Yeah, Sam just stands there not reacting to anything. tier acting. Don't you dare do that.
00:26:03
Speaker
Put it down. Olaf is fucking man. Put it down. Don't you dare to do that. Don't eat the grenade? Oh, man. allaf as a fuck pro man pull it down don't you don't you die to boviette and eat the grenade oh man and get so fucking cancelled After he blows his head off and Sam's covered in his blood, he wipes it from his glasses and then fires Tom.
00:26:37
Speaker
Yeah, he goes, you're fired. After his fucking head is gone. You're fired. You're fired.
00:26:50
Speaker
Yep, then we get title card. Evil Ed. Not Evil Dead. Clearly... and It was a great intro, though. I love when movies open like this where it just, like, throws you in the shit and then you're like, what the fuck? And then you're like, oh, I'm watching this movie.
00:27:08
Speaker
Well, it'll definitely sell you on it right away because, you know, because then when we cut to Ed, he's watching some fucking movie that where a couple's breaking up and shit.
00:27:21
Speaker
Yeah. It's like the general, which I think has a broader audience than ah horror, which is crazy, that kind of drama shit.
00:27:32
Speaker
Well, that movie is so weird. It's like... It's such a it's a chaotic scene in and of itself though. Cause he's just looking out the window, like basically saying, you can't trust anybody in this society. you know what I'm saying? Like going off and she's trying to break up with them at the same time. And so weird. I'm sorry. I don't speak German.
00:27:56
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:01
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yeah yeah Don't you dare to do that. Don't you dare to do that. Don't you But Sam gets lent out to, uh, or Ed gets lent to Sam because, because, uh, because Tom killed himself. So they needed a replacement because, uh, they need somebody to, uh, edit the loose limbs. Yeah.
00:28:27
Speaker
Yeah. and And he needs somebody to take his spot. This is like an anti-censorship movie that, if you watch it, almost sends a mixed message. You're like, wait a minute.
00:28:40
Speaker
Is censorship good? Because this guy just went crazy. Eh. It's not. Spoiler. Yeah. But... So he he gets caught.
00:28:52
Speaker
Well, this scene too, and we when we cut to him, noticed the scene when he's like editing that black and white film and then it cuts to him getting all of his stuff packed up and everything. But in the background, you see this like super old lady like carrying this like stack of like eight fucking reels and you think golden girls dude it it she's like barely balancing it like if you see it in the background when she's walking and you're waiting to see if she's getting ready to drop everything but this whole scene is so quiet and so clean so i don't know it's so weird when you go and watch it again
00:29:39
Speaker
it's It's really weird because yeah it almost gets you going, ah you know, because she's like carrying the stack of reels. You're like, oh, don't drop them kind of feeling. And then it cuts to him just going into the office and and he's like, well, it's like setting up a contrast.
00:29:58
Speaker
Yeah. Extreme. Oh, it's definitely an extreme contrast. Absolutely. Yeah. ah Because when he shows up at the new office, it's like night at the Roxbury.
00:30:10
Speaker
Yeah. When he walks in, the music is like... du done good and Yeah, we walk in and we see you sitting at the desk.
00:30:21
Speaker
You dare not to do that.
00:30:26
Speaker
I wish. Old Campbell has got his like arm up his secretary's leg. It's like such a... blatant misogynistic like atmosphere.
00:30:38
Speaker
But they have really cool one sheets hanging up all over the wall. So, I mean... Oh, they got them hanging up all throughout the movie. Yeah, they're and it's incredible. Like, these fucking posters. Oh, my God.
00:30:51
Speaker
You'd have to hire somebody to just list all the one sheets you see throughout the movie. Holy shit, dude. They're incredible. One sheets per minute. Yeah, one sheet yeah this whole it's an overload.
00:31:04
Speaker
And of course, this whole fucking that whole floor is like it looks like a bachelor's pad because we know we know Sam Campbell is such a player.
00:31:17
Speaker
um yeah. ah you got He gets all the bitches. How does he say he's like here at Splutter and Gore Department? Yeah, as we say at the Splatter and Gore Department, you keep your heads are rolling, you hear?
00:31:35
Speaker
keep them rolling, you hear? As we say here at Splatter and Gore Department. You keep those heads rolling. yeah You hear? They have to hire.
00:31:46
Speaker
They have some deal, like a million dollar deal or some shit with the European countries. They have to. ah hundred of million dollars. It's a hundred million dollar contract. Yeah, it's a hundred million dollar contract. I went, I went Dr. Evil on you. I was like one million dollars.
00:32:05
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Yeah. And I went, it's $100 million, which isn't shit now eating anyway ah It's million. ah hoderio He did the ohio It's million.
00:32:19
Speaker
it is it's a hundred million that there's one out there's a hundred billion you know that a beaavver's asshole and pussy is the same hole
00:32:39
Speaker
and And here in West Virginia, it's legal to make sweet love to them. I think it's called a Coachella.
00:32:50
Speaker
That's where they burn the statues, ain't it?
00:32:57
Speaker
They burn them wicker statues. What? what
00:33:04
Speaker
ah What Nicolas Cage got his head all caught up in them bees with. at the Up in that Coachella? Hey, you go around there, them bears will punch you right in the face.
00:33:20
Speaker
Right in your goddamn puss. Right in your Coachella. ah ahco Right smack in your Coachella.
00:33:32
Speaker
I need some Tux medicated pads because my Coachella's itching.
00:33:44
Speaker
Holy shit. Okay.
00:33:49
Speaker
ah ah so So, Ed starts working on his first Loose Limbs movie when his lovely wife Barbara calls him to remind him about his daughter's birthday party.
00:34:02
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Birthday party. Yeah, it's... He's getting everything going, so... Like Sam like told him, look, we're, we're pretty stacked here full of employees.
00:34:14
Speaker
Um, I got to send you to this house. He owns just out. What'd he say? Just out. Just the city outside. I think is how you pronounced it. I can't remember. ah sound Outside of town.
00:34:26
Speaker
He's like, he said it all week. Extra house. Yeah, just like that. So he goes there and he sets up. Man, this house is awesome, but it's got a whole editing studio in there, which is fucking sweet, too. And ah so old school, like George Romero. Yeah, like it's sweet. Tape and shit.
00:34:46
Speaker
So we see how clean and proper ed is. You know he's finishing up ah editing, you know, fucking loose limbs. And he puts everything and he looks at this picture. Okay, so the picture him and his wife.
00:35:01
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The first time I saw it a long time ago. it's like... I love it, you man.
00:35:08
Speaker
This fucking, like... it I was like, is this... It's like, did he cut somebody out and stick it in there with him? Like, what is happening? You know what I thought it looks like?
00:35:21
Speaker
It looks like they're sitting on his and her toilets right next to each other. Yeah, i it took me... It's such a weird picture because both of them are, like, emotionless.
00:35:33
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But, yeah, like they're like, they're... Like, you would be on the toilet. You know? Like, his and hers. Well, this was s If that... this This was the ninety s If this was a newer ah picture, they'd be on the toilet, but they'd both be looking at their fucking phones. Right, yeah.
00:35:51
Speaker
They're just trying to get it over with. Don't talk to other people's phones. Yeah, like it was always such a weird thing. So, you know, obviously later on we see we see Barbara, and we're like, holy shit, it really
Humorous Photo Commentary
00:36:03
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is her. You know? Because it really does. It looks like it's like he cut out a picture of somebody and put it in with him.
00:36:11
Speaker
It's so weird. It's so weird. And you know, the first time, ah probably the first time I saw this and they brought a character into the movie named Barbara, I was like, it's coming.
00:36:24
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Yeah. we know We know it's coming, right? Yeah. The line. well We'll get to it, but we know it's coming. Yeah, it's coming.
00:36:35
Speaker
This is like a... We love the fucking 70s and 80s, well, and 60s in this case, horror movies. Yeah. But...
Ed's Mental Unraveling
00:36:47
Speaker
But you can go ahead and explain what what ah Ed is editing when Barbara calls him.
00:36:57
Speaker
Oh, Loose Limbs. Was it Loose Limbs 7? seven they Loose Limbs. I'm not sure which one it is, but there's... I know he was telling him earlier when he was sending him out that he was like, we lost our last editor and we need somebody to edit this.
00:37:13
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They added like censor Loose Limbs 7, basically, and that's and that's why they got him to censor it, but you have to watch it to censor it, so he's being exposed to all that violence or whatever.
00:37:27
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Well, this is when Barbara calls him up and he says, uh, she's asking him what he's doing or whatever, but he says, yeah, she wants him to explain, she wants him to explain what he's watching. And he goes, well, in this movie, I'm watching a woman gets raped by a beaver. Yeah. That's the yeah shot in the, and then shot in the head with a bazooka. Yeah.
00:37:55
Speaker
how was yeah I get that that's why was to get to that because she goes, oh my God, why are you telling me this? It's like, dude, you just asked. and Right. e Well, that's why I Googled what a beaver's penis look like, because I didn't think that's possible.
00:38:12
Speaker
They have a Coachella. And I don't think you get shot in the head with a bazooka. You get your head removed by a bazooka. Yeah, I know. It was so, it's so ridiculous. And, you know, he, you can see that he's just like, beaver. Yeah. In this film.
00:38:29
Speaker
There's a scene where a woman gets raped by a beaver and then shot in the head with a bazooka. Oh, Edward. That's disgusting. What about, like, when he's getting ready hang up the phone and he goes, yeah, and he goes, yeah.
00:38:44
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yeah Well, yeah, she's like, that's why i I'm doing this for the better, for the greater good. She's like, I know, honey, that's why I love you. Yeah.
00:38:55
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And it's like total like cookie cutter house.
00:39:02
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Yeah. That's what he said. That's what he said. Like when everything hits the fans. And we get here our favorite scene in the movie. This is my favorite scene.
00:39:14
Speaker
I fucking love this guy. yeah all know who i don't know who the voice actor was, but this would if I was a little kid, you know because when you're little, you don't really have content. like You don't understand that this is like a comedy.
00:39:29
Speaker
ah You just see it for what it is. And this scene, even though it's fucking hilarious, would be terrifying as a kid, because this is where we first get to see Dr.
Extreme Scene with Dr. Wrench
00:39:40
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Wrench.
00:39:40
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, dude. Oh. I like your body. a prostitute pulls into a parking garage and for whatever reason to meet up with Dr. Wrench.
00:39:56
Speaker
Well, yeah, he bought her probably. Yeah. But his fucking voice acting, i who is this guy? Why has he not? ah I want to know who this voice actor is, because I'm pretty sure he's the same guy that ah does Nick later in the movie, too.
00:40:15
Speaker
Yeah, because like there's scenes where Nick is talking, where he sounds kind of like Dr. Wrench. Yeah, when he's like going when he's like getting all weird on her. Yeah. yeah My girlfriend's up there. Come on, man. need... But he fucking... and This guy, whoever this is, i want an entire movie with this character.
00:40:38
Speaker
Yeah, it's fucking stupid. Like, this whole scene is awesome. Like, but's let's go through it. Let's go through it, Alan. but She pulls up and shows her titties to him, and he's just drooling, slobbering all over himself, going, ah! i Like, we're not exaggerating. We're not exaggerating.
00:41:01
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We're not exaggerating. This is what he does. He sounds kind of like that, too. wow She goes, you do you like my body? goes, oh, yeah, i love your body.
00:41:17
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I want your body. Do you like what you see, darling? yeah. Do you like my body, baby? Yeah, I want your body.
00:41:30
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Come on, baby. Yeah. And she says, like, if you want it, it's yours. Wow. Maybe just an arm.
00:41:45
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And she goes, an arm? You know, like Yeah, it's all distress. Yeah. ah yeah and But when he starts cutting into her arm, his screaming is fucking amazing.
00:41:59
Speaker
not only that Not only that, but when he's like fucking, and this is this is the fucking part that cracks me up so fucking bad. like Why it's just so stupid over the top is like, he's hacking at it and he's fucking hacking at it and he's just going like, ah and then he starts headbutting it.
00:42:16
Speaker
Well, no, he starts fucking headbutting her arm. yeah but i i mean as a kid watching this when he starts going oh yeah yeah i was like ah holy shit he's just getting covered in blood yeah it's fucking incredible like i love that scene so fucking much him headbutting her fucking he's trying to headbutt it off he's like trying to headbutt her arm off
00:42:47
Speaker
It's so fucking great. I would. Yeah, I would totally watch this movie. I would watch this movie if they put out a loose limbs like I say, let's go. I want loose limbs.
00:42:59
Speaker
Yeah, I want this movie. This I need this fucking actor and the voice actor. Yeah, absolutely. i need that combination. We need that guy in there, too. We need him in there, too.
00:43:13
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He needs be that character. Right, that's what I'm saying. We need an actor, but we also need this voice actor, because this movie would be the best. There's people listening like, no wonder you didn't like In a Violent Nature. You're stupid. You're talking about this fucking movie. Yeah, I know. It's bad. Why you so stupid, stupid?
00:43:33
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They're like looking at us like, you are a piece of shit.
00:43:40
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I want your body. So, so we,
00:43:51
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oh man. Love it. Love it. So yeah, we cut back and we got, we got Nick and his buddy like in the viewing room, which is fucking cool. It's like a whole theater and his old lady comes in and mel and They're just hanging out. And, and like, Nick's being like us. Like, ooh, we like this stuff. And his buddy's like, yeah.
00:44:18
Speaker
Did you notice when their feet are up there? Like, the one dude, he's got, like, his sock, like, hanging off his toes. And he's just... I do that. um Is that how you watch?
00:44:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Well, if you listen to the scene, listen to the movie in this scene, because Dr. Wrench is cutting. a You hear like this talk about a nail in her toe, like which I'm assuming is an ingrown toenail.
00:44:47
Speaker
Yeah. She's like, I can't I can't feel a thing. Yeah. Yeah. oh He's like operating on her feet. Yeah. Put a pin in that because he says they're watching loose limbs five. So put a pin in that. And then we go, ah because, ah Sam comes in and he's like, motherfucker, you gotta start delivering these videos to Ed.
00:45:12
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but Yeah. Because I, for whatever reason, he's editing movies at my other, at my house. Cause they staffed out, man. He's got too many ladies. Yeah.
00:45:23
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Well, it would have been a boring movie if he was in a cubicle. Oh, yeah. That's the real reason he's at his house. Yeah, let's be real here. yeah
00:45:34
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ah This may only be in the special edition, I'm not sure, but after that scene, you get like a montage of Ed editing the Loose Limbs films where he's just kind of going crazier and crazier. you Well, yeah, he's just he's just going fucking nuts now. He's doing exactly what Oldboy was doing in the beginning where he was going fucking crazy.
00:45:58
Speaker
So it was just like going in his head. We're starting to see the breakthrough of him of him completely like falling down, basically. It's a breakthrough.
00:46:10
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So he takes a break.
00:46:13
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Yeah. He takes a break. Yeah. Makes him a little snack. A little loaf of bread. I don't understand. again so Country croc. um Some but butter, some tomatoes.
00:46:26
Speaker
Nah, bro. it wasn't It wasn't butter. It was country croc, buddy. He had a whole yeah country crock and he had some Folgers and he was getting ready to make himself some butter bread and some coffee. The fucking Swedish chef, man.
00:46:44
Speaker
they're famous You can't go wrong butter bread, man. I grew up on some of that shit. That's poor man's meal. No, poor man's meal is mayonnaise sandwiches and or cheese sandwiches.
00:46:57
Speaker
I remember those. mayonnaise. You got that mayonnaise? I'd get a big brick of government. I'd better get a big brick of government cheese. Government cheese.
00:47:08
Speaker
Put it on bread. o Knock all them cockroaches away from it Get away from my food. Get away from my food.
00:47:20
Speaker
ah yeah Get out here. Get out here. Get off my square. Get out here. But he starts cutting the bread and this is his first hallucination, I think, where he's cutting into the bread and he hallucinates that he's cutting into an arm.
00:47:38
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah, he's like, oh my god!
00:47:43
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I'm going, I'll be going crazy! and that point, would have just started headbutting it.
00:47:51
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a
00:47:55
Speaker
he's got it cuts back and he got what your manonna he's he's got got breadcrumbs and like country crock all over him and he's just screaming i'm gonna make this country cock
00:48:12
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stupid
00:48:18
Speaker
so obvious for obvious reason he reasons he goes ask for his old job back and sam's like go fuck yourself oh dude we like come into like sam's office and again we get blasted with all these like like fucking one sheets that are like all over the wall i want to know did you find out what movie he's watching when he comes in No.
00:48:43
Speaker
no that's a Or is it something that they made? um okay ah It's probably just something they made for the movie. Yeah. But yeah, he comes in and he's like, man, I'm sick.
00:48:55
Speaker
He's just like, my neck and my back. um But he's like, hu my neck and my back. um But he comes in there and he's like, I just can't do it. you know It's fucking with me. And Sam like,
00:49:13
Speaker
gets up he like puts his arm around him yeah he basically is like i'm not your mother or you're a shrink he's like i don't care what you do i'm your boss i just want results yeah that's all he wants yeah he's like or i'll just have you fired you know so he's like fuck so he's gotta go back You know, so we cut back to the house and he's fucking, he's going fucking mad, you know, and he's like looking at the fucking movie over and over again.
00:49:48
Speaker
uh, man, this scene, that makeup is fucking sweet. I will say in this movie, the makeup is fucking sweet through this movie. Um, as far as like ah some, ah some of them or whatever. yeah.
00:50:03
Speaker
Yeah. I'll go into like my my thing later on was something, but when he looks over and it's that dude that's like, don't you fucking look at me.
00:50:14
Speaker
You know, when he's hallucinating that makeup is fucking cool, man. That shit looks fucking cool. That is Bill Moseley's voice saying, don't you fuck. Yeah. Yeah.
00:50:26
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don't you fucking look at me
00:50:31
Speaker
And that character, in the behind the scenes, they called him the Screamer, but yeah the only that's the only name I can find for that.
00:50:42
Speaker
He looks fucking cool. Yeah, I saw they had a deleted scene where they had a couple versions of him and the earlier ones look stupid. But yeah, the one that made it to the movie looks great.
00:50:56
Speaker
Yeah, he looks awesome. like He looks kind of like what you imagine Beetlejuice looks like from the front when he goes, get a load of this. Yeah. you know Yeah. And you see the snakes coming out of his head.
00:51:10
Speaker
Yeah. It looks cool, man. Definitely. I i always liked that part, too. Yeah. ah That's Screamer.
00:51:23
Speaker
And the next morning, Ed hallucinates and aller his elderly neighbor turns into a hot younger woman and shows him her titty. Yep, we see that.
00:51:35
Speaker
So, okay, going back to her, going back to her, though, like, was she the one carrying the stack of film in the scene I was talking about earlier? Could be.
00:51:47
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they are They all look the same to me. Yeah. I'm an ex-paper boy. i have hatred for these old ladies.
00:52:00
Speaker
I've talked about that before. The old ladies oppress the paper boys.
00:52:09
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I didn't land on old ladies. old ladies landed on me. Yeah.
00:52:17
Speaker
Oh, shit. Nick shows up to deliver Loose Limbs 7.
00:52:24
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ah Well, that's why I said but put a pin in that when they were sitting in the viewing room listening to it because the toenail scene. Yeah. that He shows up and gives him loose limbs seven. And when he's editing it, that's when we cut to that scene.
00:52:41
Speaker
Right. Right. Where the it's loose limbs five where the killer cuts a woman's foot off to remove an ingrown toenail. Yeah. You know. But that's the sound that they were listening to in the viewing room, and they said it was loose.
00:52:58
Speaker
I couldn't make sense. I'd love for somebody to clear this up. Well, i think i I think, actually, did we forget about when Sam Campbell comes in and and gets Nick, and he's like, you haven't delivered Loose Limb 7 yet. Why is it sitting on my desk?
00:53:17
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No, that's later. Okay, so okay but maybe that makes sense as in to when, why Luce Limbs 5 happening because he's in the middle of editing that. Never mind, you're right. We did pass that.
00:53:30
Speaker
But that's the whole thing with the whole thing ah movie. ah They're never clear on that because he asks him about Loose Limbs 8, which does is a later scene. That hasn't come up yet because that's the newest Loose Limbs.
Confusion in 'Loose Limbs' Editing
00:53:48
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He's delivering 7 and they were watching 5 in the viewing room. I can't make sense of it because he's delivering 7, they were watching 5 in the viewing room. But if he's editing seven, when we see him in this next scene, we get the exact same audio that they were listening to when they were, but he wasn't by because Nick is, that's why Nick's showing up to deliver part seven because he forgot to deliver it.
00:54:15
Speaker
And that's why he got sent there so late at night to deliver it. So it would make sense. He forgot to deliver eight. Eight is what gets him his ass kicked.
00:54:28
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Eight is what he's delivering when he gets his the brakes beaten off of him.
00:54:36
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But all that all that confusion aside with what part is what, because I don't think the director, they definitely didn't have somebody paying any attention to continuity ah as now far as the what part of Loose Limbs were watching at any point in the movie.
00:54:57
Speaker
But we get another scene with our favorite character in the movie, Dr. Wrench, hello oh o who is injecting, ah who is numbing a woman's foot, I assume, because she says, I can't feel anything. Yeah, can't anything. that is that is Is the nail out? Because I can't feel anything. She has some nasty ingrown toenail. Like,
00:55:30
Speaker
Yeah, that's what I'm assuming is happening here, but he has ah he he's like, yeah just a minute. Yeah. yeah To get her ingrown toenail out, he just meat c cleavers off her entire foot. Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:50
Speaker
yeah What'd he say? He said something like, no need to thank me. Something like that. Oh, yeah. I forgot to write that shit down. Oh, my. ah He's like saying something like, no need to thank me. I'm just doing my job.
00:56:07
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He just cut her fucking foot off to get rid of an ingrown toenail. would watch this movie. Yeah. Loose limbs on my radar.
00:56:18
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I need to look that up. I wonder if somebody has made a fan film. Yeah, a fan film would be fucking sweet. That's probably... I'm just dreaming. Nobody did that. The two people that listen to us, maybe you can like put your heads together and bring us a loose limbs like fan short.
00:56:39
Speaker
That would be sweet. Well, they only get half hour lunch breaks, you know, at the detention that they're in.
00:56:52
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Where they can actually talk, communicate to each other. yeah
00:57:00
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is that a propeller on your head?
00:57:04
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So Ed Wicks from his night, or wait, we fucking, oh, he has a fucking weird puffy face, dude. Bondage face is what they call That's all what he's credited as.
00:57:17
Speaker
And that's supposed to be the dude from the beginning of the film, the original editor, right? i don't think so. i think it's just a right I think it's just a random demon.
00:57:29
Speaker
It's not the same actor. The guy that plays bondage face is like some fucking young guy. Well, i thought I always thought and when I watched this that it was the that's awesome original guy or whatever. That's why he's got bandages around his head um or whatever. could and I don't know. That's just what I...
00:57:56
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Could be. It's up to interpretation because yeah it's not, I'm pretty sure it's not like strict the lore of this movie.
00:58:08
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No, that could never be. don't know. Yeah. But I'd love to, I didn't see any scenes with Bondage Face, like any deleted scenes. I'd love to hear what he sounds like in real life, because his voice actor just sounds like Tim Curry in Legend.
00:58:28
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Oh, yeah, which will bring us to the next one. the The white, yeah. Well, we get the refrigerators, not the gremlins.
00:58:39
Speaker
Well, yeah, we do. Yeah. He wakes from his. Yeah. Once he wakes up and everything and he's got that fucking gremlin in his refrigerator. We've all had a gremlin in our refrigerator. Like it's, you know, shit happens.
00:58:55
Speaker
I saw they had a deleted scene for this too, and the gremlin actually looked better. he looked kind of like a little ogre. yeah. It looked nothing like the one that made it to the movie, but I think it actually looked better, in my opinion.
00:59:14
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Close the door, you Nazi! Or you're going to die! Ha ha ha ha
00:59:26
Speaker
Yes. Fuck you, man. What? Go to the door, you Nazi, or you're going to die.
00:59:47
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So Ed's freaking out. Ed starts freaking out and he's boarding up the door when when our boy Sam arrives to see like how Ed's doing in the house. He hasn't heard anything. And he's not happening happy about the missing beaver rape scene.
01:00:07
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That's a million dollar scene. Where in the fuck is my beaver rape scene? There's so much Coachella in it. There was so much rape in it.
01:00:19
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The people want Coachella. The people want Coachella. The people want the beavers Coachella. I want you to answer a simple question.
01:00:31
Speaker
Can you do that for me? And tell me this. Where in the fuck is my beaver rapeseed? well The people want the asshole pussy. Combination.
01:00:41
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But... ah combination wow but So he's not happy about it, man. And yeah, he imagines that Sam like starts sounding like bondage face.
01:00:56
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So he starts running and Sam turns in. I'm not happy with from legend. I'm not. Yeah. I'm not happy with you. and Where's my beaver rape scene?
01:01:10
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Yeah. So Tim Curry's chasing him down these like endless tunnels. The darkness from legend.
01:01:19
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It's the darkness's cousin. they um It's says it's his fucking cousin. Yeah,
01:01:37
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because his horns are facing forward. Let's up to my lab and see what's on the slab. i see you shiver with anticipation.
01:01:54
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That's what he's singing when he's chasing them. It's him. Curry's singing fucking Rocky Horror Picture Show tracks while dressed like the darkness from legend. Just one day.
01:02:13
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so by yeah music um and just one day I can make you milder. Hot patootie, bless my soul.
01:02:28
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I really love that rock and roll. patootie. Yeah. yeah Hey, the white demon catches up to him and he goes, it's just a jump to the left. Yeah.
01:02:40
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And then it's up to the right. You put your hands on your hips.
01:02:48
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He's like, where the fuck am I right now? It's just a filmic dust. I mean, it might as well, because this movie does kind of throw you into these like weird, like, where the fuck am I right now? you know But it kind of has but kind of adds up in the end, like which we'll get into.
01:03:09
Speaker
But yeah, like he breaks he like comes down the hallway and like the demon, like, fix his horns on the wall uh around ed's head right like he's just like ra and what what does that say he goes don't you fucking look at me don't look at me oh my god look at me i think that's how he said it and he and he like breaks his neck but it turns out it was sam the whole time running after him Yeah, it was Sam the whole time. He's like, don't you dare to don't you dare to do that. Yeah, put it down.
01:03:49
Speaker
And our boy Nick arrives to deliver Lou Slim's eight. Yep, all this is happening. And Ed du got his brains all scrambled up at this point.
01:04:04
Speaker
He invites him in for coffee and it's fucking nighttime. yeah he's Yeah, his brains are all fucking scrambled right this point. his His hair is even showing it. like yeah her brains When your brains are so fucked up that your hair is sticking straight up trying to escape it.
01:04:22
Speaker
yeah Trying to escape from madness. Trying to run away. trying to run away and this is one of many ass beatings that ed is just handing out beat downs yeah actually yeah from this entire point on like he's just like i mean he's beating the fuck out of everybody honestly he uses his hands more than anything I know. He's like, you gonna make Ed throw these hands? You know, nobody moved nobody knows how to move out of the way. know.
01:04:56
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I've been drinking green tea all morning. um My fist is gonna be doing this, and if you don't move, it's your fault you get hit. greeky mor and hey fucking beats the fucking brakes off Yeah, does.
01:05:12
Speaker
He busts a bottle over his head, doesn't he? Yeah, but yeah that's first. Oh, yeah, that's first. He just fucking clocks him with it, and then he just starts fucking, what does say? One potato, two potato, three potato, four.
01:05:26
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No, the one, yeah, one potato. what Where did that come from? What the fuck is this one potato, two potato shit? That's like the, I don't know, when you're counting seconds, I think.
01:05:42
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Like one Mississippi, two Mississippi. ah that's like if It's like if you're, well, yeah, I mean, it's like 16th notes, like one potato, one potato. Yeah, to us to us peasants, like we go by either vegetables or states because we don't know numbers very well.
01:06:02
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Yeah, well, it's an easy way to count one, two, three, four. So you would go one potato. So yeah, it's like counting 16th notes. If you were playing music, you go one potato, two potato.
01:06:12
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Except I was taught to say one AANA, two AANA, three AANA. Yeah. Yeah. instance instance instance
01:06:28
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Oh, man, we're about to get into crackheads music. We're we almost which we this is where you get the rotten apple head scene because going upstairs is the. world Now, tell me. Tell me what the fuck. OK, so we get zip and crackhead. OK, so tell me. Tell me like what the fuck is going on with like these random these the foreign films that everybody's got these Uzis.
01:06:57
Speaker
Why does everybody have Uzi? They're always an Uzi. This is what all of the Americans have is an Uzi. Yeah.
01:07:09
Speaker
Those are probably cap guns. like Yeah, he's got the double barrel and then yeah the dude with the mullet. Well, they both got mullets, but he's he's like, you see this going to be okay?
01:07:22
Speaker
sure yeah crackhead yeah he goes once he says like you only do what I tell you you're are you Jason crackhead of the Columbus crackheads
01:07:37
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like zip zip and crackhead yeah butp yeah these two guys just show up to rob the house I guess out of nowhere where like apparently they've been eyeing it forever yeah Yeah, and zip Zip has a shotgun, obviously, and when he cocks it outside, he says, Groovy.
01:07:58
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Yeah, yeah. As soon as he pulls it out, of course, that's what he says. And he looks at the camera-ish and says, Groovy. Groovy. And, you know, when he walks in the house, you know, you would think that maybe he would win the fight.
01:08:14
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Yeah.
01:08:18
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I mean, there's some scenes we're going to get into here, and I think that I'll give my opinion on that, but yes. I would go, if I was betting money, my money would be on zip, but fucking Ed beats the shit out of this fucking guy.
01:08:37
Speaker
So you say you like headbanging? Yeah.
01:08:42
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Yeah, motherfucker's got a double barrel shotgun and shoots and only like Fucking grazes his fucking cheek. Yeah, shoots him in the fucking face.
01:08:54
Speaker
Two shots, and and he misses both, and he's like right in front of him. That's the sole reason you would ever need a double-barrel shotgun, is if somebody's right in front of you so you can fucking cut him in half, right?
01:09:06
Speaker
No. No. yeah ah Right. And he fucking smashes his head. So you like headbanging, but when Barbara calls him and he goes, it's for you!
01:09:25
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And starts smashing a fucking phone over his head. Yeah. Like, ding, ding, ding, ding. ding ding
01:09:37
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It's for you. ah and All the while, Crackhead is outside listening to his Oh, he's listening to his his rock and roll.
01:09:53
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Here in the South, out he's listening to like new metal or some shit. Did you see, like, that did you notice when he puts the headphones on, it does that like shot, that pan up, and it's like a thumbs up carved out of wood? No.
01:10:11
Speaker
No. I was like, what the fuck is that? so Thumbs up to Swedish metal, bro. That, what he was listening to wasn't no Swedish metal.
01:10:24
Speaker
That was fucking, uh, that was 90s, early 2000s, like, fucking, who's that? what It wasn't even that yet, man. It wasn't even that yet. It was like, i don't know. the nation i don't remember. I don't know.
01:10:39
Speaker
It's like got that stupid shit. Yeah. sir dan and to dant And there's like, what, fucking 311 type shit. Yeah, that's the whole era and era.
01:10:56
Speaker
I fucking hate them. Sorry. ah But Crackhead finally takes his goddamn head. He's pulling luck out, and you see when they cut out to him, and he's listening to his music. Him and his Uzi.
01:11:13
Speaker
He's getting down, too. He's moving his body a little bit. Yeah, he's getting a little swivel. Mm-hmm.
01:11:20
Speaker
But when he goes in to find Zip, he just finds his decapitated head. Yeah. And, uh... You know, his death is off-scene. This is only... I think this is only death that's off-scene. Well, see... i can Yeah, he fucking...
01:11:37
Speaker
throws his head out the window
01:11:41
Speaker
and it lands like what in that, um, that barrel of water in that old lady's yard that was carrying the film reels from the beginning. And like, about well, it bounces off a car before it gets over there. Yeah. Bounced off a car.
01:11:57
Speaker
I believe that that the person driving that car is the director. Yeah. if you If you give a shit, that's the director of the movie cameo. but But yeah, it bounces into the barrel of water at that hot bitch across the street.
01:12:15
Speaker
Blanche. yeah Blanche from Golden Girls. The hoe. want body. i air body
01:12:30
Speaker
so Barbara, barbara ah right she shows up check on Ed and see his condition. Yeah. you know yeah But this is this is where that whole scene got cut out. where Because if you watch if you watch the theatrical version, this whole scene is gone and it's crazy because she goes upstairs and she looks at Ed, shows her what he's been doing.
01:12:55
Speaker
And the movie, he edits... the version he shows her, she goes, why did you cut out everything except for the sex and violence?
01:13:07
Speaker
I was like, that's a pretty good detail that needs to be left in the movie that that's what he's doing. Yeah, because it corrupted Yeah. And he like shows her Zip's head and he's like, have you been a naughty boy? he likes He's holding the head and looking at it, making it talk. He's like, have you been a naughty boy? Oh, yes, you have. Oh, yes, you have. That kind of shit.
01:13:32
Speaker
yeah But then he rips out her hair extensions and puts it on his head. This whole scene is crazy because he even does the go ahead and say it. And he's like, say, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me. And he goes, me he says, me so horny, me love you long time.
01:13:54
Speaker
And he tries to kill her with a pair of scissors, but it fucking falls through his foot. He drops a pair of scissors and they just go right through his foot like his foot's made of cake or something.
01:14:07
Speaker
Yeah. but But she knocks him off the the top floor balcony because she hits him with a board. And then when he comes back inside is when the normal, when we get back to like the theatrical version where he finds her where he goes after her and finds her hiding in the c closet.
01:14:25
Speaker
Yeah, yeah. He's like, he's like in there looking, and this is the thing, like, you don't, Where did this come from with Barbara, dude? Like, he fucking opens his closet and she fucking blasts him with a fucking, like, 357. Like, you've been packing that? Like, what the fuck? it It's a cool transition, though. Yeah. Because he shoots her. She shoots him in the shoulder and he starts screaming. And then it cuts yeah to him in a straight jacket screaming, getting loaded into an ambulance.
01:14:58
Speaker
yeah I do like that scene a lot like that's a great great transition and you almost you almost think they like that's the end of the movie too like it gives you that feeling like oh okay it's the end of the movie that was quick yeah it's like it goes into this whole other fucking realm of of craziness so i that there there's a plan on this hair building but ah We get introduced to ah Dr. Dinklespiel.
01:15:33
Speaker
ah Dr. Dinklespiel. The fucking hypnotist. The seductress. Yeah. that says he's too wild and get it.
01:15:45
Speaker
Get this. yeah All the doctors are miniskirts. Like what the fuck? Yeah. She's got like, uh, miles of cleavage. Yeah. She's like, get, get this motherfucker out of here. Or actually in the ah original, she's like, get him out of here. Take him over to the psychiatric ward.
01:16:08
Speaker
And I don't get why i didn't i don't they tranquilized him and then they took his straight jacket off and didn't restrain him in any way. yeah I suppose if you restrained him, the movie would have been a lot shorter, though.
01:16:23
Speaker
Yeah, it was funny. it was funny She like goes in and she checks his eyes and she's like, he's good. Take it off. I'd be like, fuck you. like Put more straps on this motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, we'll take it off, but handcuff this motherfucker to the bed. Yeah. He's shot in the face and acting crazy.
01:16:41
Speaker
Mm-hmm. But when he wakes up, he gets hypnotized by Dr. dinle spiel fire Dinkle By her her titties.
01:16:54
Speaker
By Dr. Dinkle Spiel's titties. And she turns into what i what is a deadite. It's definitely a deadite. It's absolutely a deadite.
01:17:07
Speaker
Definitely. Good effects. sales ever There are good effects for sure. Yeah, it's i i i think but if you I think they use it on a lot of promos for this movie. yeah ah The deadite, the Dr. Dinkelspiel.
01:17:23
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Dr. Dinklesfield. Dinkledeadite.
01:17:36
Speaker
I will swallow your soul.
01:17:41
Speaker
Join us.
01:17:45
Speaker
Yeah.
01:17:49
Speaker
You dare not to do that. You dare not to do that. Put it down.
01:17:55
Speaker
Yeah, he so he just kills everybody in the room because he's super Ed. Yeah, he's special Ed. um Special Ed! He's got the strength of 10 men.
01:18:13
Speaker
Well, I'm not making that up. It's set up for it, bro. It's totally set up. It's Special Ed. Well, the version I have is called... And he's throwing everybody around the room.
01:18:27
Speaker
The version I have is called the Special Ed-ishin. Nuh-uh. Yes, it is. Holy shit. Special Ed-ishin. Yep.
01:18:39
Speaker
Special Ed knocking people all over the room. Witness my, witness me! He's like, he's like huffing silver paint like fucking, uh, what is that goddamn, uh, Fury Road? Mad Max, yeah, Mad Max, yeah.
01:18:56
Speaker
Witness me! fuck.
01:19:05
Speaker
ah And I could not find it anywhere. What the fuck is this guy he goes after in the psychiatric ward? I was wondering the same thing. Like, he immediately, like, targets him. i don't know if there was background on him. And I tried to remember. i was like, that guy wasn't... I was like, was it ah Nick's buddy that was in the theater? Because that would make sense. But why would why would his buddy be in there? And he wasn't talking like a gangster, so...
01:19:35
Speaker
It has to be like a famous comedian or something in Sweden. Yeah, yeah. Maybe if you're Swedish, you can tell me who this guy is.
01:19:49
Speaker
yeah I don't know. um I can't. I couldn't figure it out. bro Yeah, it's not a language, bro. I can't like. I can't figure it out, but I think that was just maybe it could be somebody that like they didn't like. And they're like, let's put, let's put character. That's like them in this movie, you know?
01:20:09
Speaker
So, Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It seems like somebody that... It seems like a cameo. Yeah. I don't know. I'd have to find some commentary for this movie to figure out who the fuck this is.
01:20:24
Speaker
Yeah. But ed Ed sees fucking Mel, who's there to visit Nick at the hospital, because he's in there because of his earlier encounter with Ed, where Ed just stomped shit out of him.
01:20:38
Speaker
Yeah. And guess what Ed does again? Stomps the shit of him. He sees Mel talking to Nick and goes in there and just fucking punches him off the gurney.
01:20:54
Speaker
however he just is like a How do you think it makes me feel to see you destroy my work, you worthless little whore? Somebody help!
01:21:10
Speaker
You got the strength of 10 men! It's not fair! Nick's nick's fucking taking a beating, dude. Yeah, Nick is just getting his ass kicked by Ed.
01:21:26
Speaker
Now this fucking and SWAT team comes in right?
01:21:33
Speaker
the They all have Uzis and shotguns once again. You talking about that there lieutenant there? Yeah.
01:21:44
Speaker
Oh, my God. This whole scene. Which I'll say, like, um you know, everybody shooting in this movie can't seem to hit Ed.
01:21:56
Speaker
No matter how many bullets they shoot, they they can't seem to hit him. They hit him occasionally. Zip hit him in face.
01:22:07
Speaker
well Yeah, but he's taking like... He's like doing those Matrix moves or something because he's only getting like grazes. He's special Ed. He's on like a different plane of existence.
01:22:20
Speaker
Like as fast as fast as you move. You can't even handle it. how and no ah No matter how fast you move, it's slow motion to him. Yeah, he's got tiger blood.
01:22:33
Speaker
He's got tiger blood, yeah. He does strafing runs in his underwear.
01:22:41
Speaker
You can't handle it.
01:22:46
Speaker
Y'all listen to me now. We're gonna go get this boy. Ed. But Ed. Ed knocks the fucking. He.
Nick vs. Ed: Madness Ensues
01:22:54
Speaker
Uh. ah He finds an operating room and uses some kind of gas to knock Mel out.
01:23:00
Speaker
Yeah. Straps her to a gurney. but Yeah. But he's about to inject some shit into her, and Nick runs in and loses yet another fight.
01:23:13
Speaker
Yeah. And then he throws his ass down a few flights of stairs where he busts through a window and lands on a gurney. Yeah. And then starts the fucking trip all over again. I know. He's like, just get the shit kicked out of him the entire time.
01:23:30
Speaker
It's like, what? yeah I mean, you gotta come up with a plan because this ain't working. Yeah. Absolutely. that is You gotta get nine other guys at least.
01:23:43
Speaker
Yeah. Because it's gonna take i know it's going to take ten of you to overpower him. Yeah. but well To equal his power. To equal his... Yeah.
01:23:55
Speaker
You're right.
01:23:58
Speaker
ah Yeah, and the SWAT team fucking... ah Here's another... Like, the SWAT team starts shooting at him and can't fucking hit nothing, like you said. But Ed punches one in the fucking face and takes his gun. Yep.
01:24:15
Speaker
He's like, surprise! Yeah. Yeah. yeah hey He just punches him in the face and then uses him as a human shield.
01:24:25
Speaker
Which is sweet. Which is sweet. The last SWAT member gets ambushed by Ed and the lieutenant. this This scene is pretty fucking silly. This Western standoff.
01:24:38
Speaker
They do. You know, I thought it was pretty silly because they they dragged it out. You know, like they all everybody's prepping. You know, and you got Nick like watching all this shit get ready go down.
01:24:50
Speaker
Well, Nick is Nick is the whole time making his way upstairs and that security guard stops him and he's like, come on, man. That fucking scene. Okay.
01:25:00
Speaker
ah He fucking grabs him. he just He just like wraps his face with that caution tape and the security guards like yeah hey, wait, it's like it stopped him. Come on.
01:25:12
Speaker
Come on, man. I gotta get up. I swear that's all it's. Yeah, I bet it is. yeah but it is He just stuffed his face with caution tape and a book.
01:25:24
Speaker
Yeah.
01:25:27
Speaker
ah wow um They have that standoff, and of course, the lieutenant with a shotgun shoots and misses.
01:25:39
Speaker
And of course, ah we go into Matrix mode, like pre-Matrix, you know, and and Ed just unloads the whole clip into the lieutenant, and he's just like, nice shot.
01:25:50
Speaker
Well, no shit, he just, like, unloaded a whole clip into you. Like, one's gonna hit, though Well, and the lieutenant is talking shit because he's like, get out here and fight like a man. Yeah, he's going down with honor. like ah Like a man, ed has fucking single-handedly killed your entire team.
01:26:13
Speaker
Yeah. He may as well be the predator at this point. and you're telling him to come out and fight like a man? Yeah. i'd be I'd be fighting like a bitch at that point. I'd be throwing every grenade or fucking smoke bomb or tear gas, whatever I had at him.
01:26:28
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely. He's got the strength of ten men. Yeah. That boy's got the strength of ten men. Yeah, because the lieutenant just it sounds like a parody of somebody from Kentucky or something.
01:26:44
Speaker
it's funny.
01:26:48
Speaker
there's a, let's come out here, man. I got, I'm going to put it right up your cloaca, right up your Coachella, right up your Coachella.
01:27:03
Speaker
Nice shot. Nice shot. You hit me right. My Coachella. You hit me right. My, right. My Harry pooter. Yeah.
01:27:16
Speaker
Right, my Harry Coachella. Right, right, right.
Hallucinations and Violence
01:27:21
Speaker
Roll me around and fly and find my Coachella.
01:27:29
Speaker
Red team, go! Red team, go! Ah, red team, go! yeah
01:27:37
Speaker
So he wheels Mel. Ed is, we think he's having a hallucination. He wheels Mel into that room and stabs that IV pole through her. and then Bondage face starts talking to him through but she's all like looking like a vampire at this point.
01:27:56
Speaker
And she's calling him a failure on whatever mission it was that he was trying to achieve. she's got like demon eyes and like vampire teeth and it's gotta be said improvement.
01:28:10
Speaker
She does look a little bit better with that in. You're right. It's one of those circumstances. Yeah. We've talked about this before. A little bit better. little bit better. Yeah. So yeah, I think a lot better. Yeah. Yeah.
01:28:24
Speaker
yeah nick Nick at this point has like the lieutenant shotgun and just in like he comes in there right when ed is like telling her, don't you fucking look at me.
01:28:36
Speaker
He like blasts his fucking aren' his hand off, which is awesome. And then he blasts his arm off, which is awesome. And he's just like the camera angle is just so sweet in this scene. Like, I love it so much.
01:28:51
Speaker
Well, he suddenly becomes great with the shotgun because he shoots his hand off and he grabs his hand. He's like, ah! He grabs his... He's holding his wrist, so he shoots him in the elbow. How the fuck and and ah like can you not be good with the shotgun um like five feet from me, somebody?
01:29:11
Speaker
He's using it. he is Yeah. like yeah Like, fuck. He's standing there holding his forearm like, ah! ah Yeah, it's awesome, dude. It's such a great shot, too. and the stomach And then he blows the top of his head off.
01:29:33
Speaker
Rest in pieces, motherfucker.
01:29:43
Speaker
Incredible. Incredible. Nick suddenly got fucking amazing with that shotgun. He did. he was He was on it, man. He was better than that lieutenant. and Put him in the game, coach.
01:29:59
Speaker
The lieutenant fucking sucked. He sucked dick with that shotgun. Put me behind the wheel of that bitch. I'll show you driving. That's what he should have said. ah That there that theyre fucking pumpkin pie-flavored whiskey. Wait, this is apple.
01:30:18
Speaker
This is apple pie.
Reality Check and Reflection
01:30:22
Speaker
That there apple pie-flavored whiskey. The only thing to get that taste out of your mouth is to suck a dick.
01:30:33
Speaker
hello So, like, this scene, this kid's fucking... This is very trauma reminiscent like this, the way this movie ends, because, okay, so we find out that this whole time, ed has just been hallucinating officially because we see the outside shot and we see Mel is fine.
01:30:53
Speaker
We see, you know, there's no IV stuck through her. um She's just asleep. And then we get Nick doing this whole commentary about like positive shit like it's it's weird like he's like i'm i'm glad that she was this yeah he was like i'm glad that she was asleep through this whole thing blah blah blah she'd have to like he says like nick ah he says mel is the is purity and innocence yes personified yeah he was like i'm glad she was asleep through this so she didn't have to deal with this she is
01:31:28
Speaker
Beauty and innocence personified. What the fuck are you talking about? a ah The last thing, I wrote it down, the last thing he says, because I was like, no, this movie, I don't like the end I don't like that they ended it this way, but whatever.
01:31:44
Speaker
He says, he's like, Someday the world will be a kinder place for everybody. For children, for little puppies, and for everything soft, cuddly, and wonderful. I thought that was awesome.
01:31:56
Speaker
love will rule the world. That's what I'm saying. It was a very trauma ending. like It was a happy ending. and went Well, I mean, but it was because it was like a trauma happy ending, I think.
01:32:10
Speaker
That's just the feel I got from it. though Well, is that the real ending, though? Is it? Yeah, like, yeah, introduce us. but Well, because this way before Marvel, this has ah an after credits scene.
01:32:27
Speaker
yeah i mean I didn't even know that really until you told me so that's pretty sweet wow well I want i fast forwarded it to the end because I was like I wonder and sure enough I was rewarded for
Sequel Tease: 'Loose Limbs 8'
01:32:40
Speaker
that because there's like a narration at the end there's no real scene it shows a shows like a few frames of something, but it says you hear like overdubs the eyes of the killer. He never dies. He feeds on your fear and he'll be back. yeah He'll always be back.
01:33:02
Speaker
There's no shortcuts to losing weight in Loose Limbs 8. And it shows like the graphics for Loose Limbs 8, but that's it.
01:33:12
Speaker
but Give us Loose Limbs 8. Give us Loose Limbs, man. I want to see it. I want to see a fan film of it. ah then Yeah, i don't even need this I don't even need to see the first seven.
01:33:23
Speaker
I want to see some motherfuckers headbutting an arm that they're trying to cut in half. I need a movie with that scene. well Build a movie around that scene. Get that actor.
01:33:35
Speaker
Get that voice actor. wow yeah i absolutely Oh man, I need that fucking movie. I'm about to just do my own dub for it. I'll make everybody in the movie talk like that. yeah well you dare not You dare not to do that.
01:33:56
Speaker
In this scene, a beaver rapes. ah A woman gets raped by a beaver and then her head gets shot by a bazooka.
01:34:10
Speaker
Right? Yeah, it's pretty good. I want it. I need it.
Where to Watch 'Evil Ed'
01:34:18
Speaker
Well, everybody, that was Evil Ed. Please go watch it. It's on Tubi. It's on Prime. On the YouTubes. Yeah, you don't have to go watch it.
01:34:30
Speaker
You can just sit on your ass and watch it. Yeah, yeah. yeah You're already staring at your phone. Just go on over to YouTube. Go up to your couch and put it in for a listen.
01:34:44
Speaker
Yeah, watch some Evil Ed's 1995. Yeah. mike Make sure that fucking phone doesn't autocorrect and write Evil Dead. yeah Yeah.
01:34:55
Speaker
You're not gonna be disappointed with that, obviously, but yeah if you're were looking for this movie, Evil Ed. Watch it. I love it.
01:35:06
Speaker
It's great. It's goofy as shit. It's a fun romp, so definitely do it. it's better than in a violent nature. yeah
01:35:18
Speaker
Fuck that movie. But anyway, if you have any suggestions and not in a violent, you know what? Maybe we got put in a violent nature on our list because I could talk about that piece of shit.
01:35:33
Speaker
Oh, that would be so boring. But Hey, everybody recommend violent nature for Alan to watch. Send us an email. oh I've watched it. I've watched it one and a half times because remember I saw it in the theater and then I tried to watch it when it came out.
01:35:50
Speaker
I was like, maybe I'm wrong. So I tried to watch it when it came out on Shudder. I could make it through half that piece of shit. Yeah. Yeah. buck Fuck that movie.
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01:36:03
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01:36:11
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