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Episode 16: Cannibal The Musical 1993
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Welcome, to another chilling episode of Deadnotes Podcast! Tonight, we’re diving into a twisted little gem that’s equal parts horror, comedy, and… show tunes? That’s right, we’re breaking down the cult classic Cannibal! The Musical.
Picture this: a true story about a man-eating frontiersman, but with jazz hands and a side of dark humor. It’s got everything—gruesome history, catchy songs, and enough absurdity to make you question your sanity. So grab your shovels and your songbooks, because we’re heading into the snowy mountains of Colorado for some seriously demented dinner theater.
This is Deadnotes Podcast, and tonight, we’re singing for our supper with Cannibal! The Musical. Stick around—if you dare.
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Transcript
Introduction & "Cannibal the Musical" Overview
00:00:24
Speaker
Hello and welcome to Dead Notes, a horror and cult film podcast. I am Kevin and with me is the finest bedoinkle.
00:00:36
Speaker
it We're talking about Cannibal the Musical from 1993, our first musical. Yep, first of a couple I see coming. Oh, yeah.
00:00:48
Speaker
ah You know, ah um i want I want to do Rocky Horror, obviously, at one point, because to us, that's the pinnacle. Yeah. But Cannibal the Musical is not far behind, because this movie is fucking awesome.
00:01:04
Speaker
Yeah. or being Especially for being a trauma movie. It was perfect. It was perfect trauma. I'm not, you know, I'm not just saying this.
00:01:17
Speaker
This is my favorite trauma movie. It's it's one of their it's one of the best, you know, i love it so much. And it's crazy that these guys went on to be who they are. I mean, for those that don't know, Cannibal the Musical is the product of Matt and Trey Parker, or Matt Stone and Trey Parker. I used to do that all the time, too. who did ah Who do South Park.
00:01:48
Speaker
Yeah. Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Yeah, Matt Stone and Trey Parker. And also the masterminds behind Orgasmo and Basecoball.
00:02:00
Speaker
Yeah. ah You know, i don't know why, but every time I think of Basecoball, I think of the, on three, one, two, fuck the Mexicans!
00:02:12
Speaker
That fucking movie. And Orgasmo, and he beats the shit of the guy with the dildo. Yeah. Orgasma is great.
00:02:23
Speaker
I love when they're going around fucking um shooting people with the orgasma raider. yeah i need one of those. yeah And Matt Stone, they they hit Matt Stone with it. and He's going who and then continues to keep talking.
00:02:46
Speaker
Oh, man. yeah we're not where ah We're not here to talk about orgasmo. What a fucking amazing movie, dude. Watch those. Absolutely. ah Say what you want about Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Pop-Tart?
00:03:02
Speaker
Their movies are fucking funny. Toast or Treat? Is that what it Toast or Treats? And they're great at making musicals. Yeah, they are. They are uncanny at making musicals.
00:03:14
Speaker
Trey Parker, I think, wrote all the songs for this. I didn't look that up. But um he's... Yeah, they're both fucking great. Obviously, that's why they're fucking filthy rich nowadays.
00:03:29
Speaker
Yeah, they deserve
True Story Basis & Personal Elements
00:03:30
Speaker
where they're at, man. They're awesome. This movie is based on a true story, and it actually follows it. Considering what it is, it follows the fucking true story pretty pretty good. Yeah. ah You know?
00:03:50
Speaker
It does. I mean, it it really does. Yeah, and this whole... It walks on it perfectly. You know, i I was talking to Kevin about wanting to do um
00:04:04
Speaker
Kids in the Hall Brain Candy. Yeah, that'd be fun. Well, you know that part where he makes the pill to give worms to ex-girlfriends?
00:04:15
Speaker
Yeah. This whole fucking movie is that, because Trey Parker wrote this movie about an ex-girlfriend that cheated on him named Leanne. really?
00:04:26
Speaker
Yeah. How fucking great is that? Talk about revenge. Yeah, that's pretty good. She cheated on him with like an accountant or some bullshit.
00:04:36
Speaker
Yeah. An accountant. You know, she's fucking killing herself nowadays. Yeah. Because he his show is one of the goats. um It's one of the greatest.
00:04:48
Speaker
He's like his horse's name. Leand. Yeah, his horse is named Leanne. That's what I'm saying. She probably saw that and was like, that motherfucker. Right. Well, apparently he brought her onto the set and she choreographed the final dance scene.
00:05:05
Speaker
Oh, no shit. So, okay. That's cool, though. Right. But he just, you know, he did it as like a fuck you to her. Yeah.
00:05:17
Speaker
He's like, look what I'm doing. Yeah. You know, and Polly Prye, is that her? Toddy Walters, the girl that ah plays Polly Prye.
00:05:31
Speaker
Apparently, because Trey Parker's a fucking Mac Daddy, Trey Parker dated her for like eight years after this movie.
00:05:42
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You could kind of see it. on yeah I mean, if you're going to pick someone from the movie, on no homo, but tre Trey Parker's the one, right?
00:05:56
Speaker
Or maybe Frenchie, but he's ah he's a short king. He's a short king. a short king. he's He's a short king, yeah. Oh, my God. He doesn't have the, you know, you could be tall and ugly.
00:06:14
Speaker
and ah And Polly would want you over a short ugly man yeah a short or a short beautiful man.
00:06:25
Speaker
Six, six, and six. They need six foot, six inches, and six figures.
00:06:35
Speaker
ah Anyway, yeah I'm just bullshitting. But this is ah this is a a true story.
Film Production & Effects
00:06:44
Speaker
So, I mean, I'm pretty sure Alfred Packard didn't sing songs and, you They might have, like, during, like, the deepest parts of their delirium.
00:06:57
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Yeah, they were like, well, they wouldn't be singing Let's Make a Snowman. To keep their head out. Maybe they were. don't know.
00:07:12
Speaker
But, um. But anyway, if you if you like Troma, you'll notice that this movie, even though it was on like a ah shoestring shitty budget, like I think they made this movie for like $120,000.
00:07:28
Speaker
twenty thousand Yeah. but But the effects look great. I mean... Yeah, they did good, man. They used it well. Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:39
Speaker
Like if you, uh, wait, I highly recommend this. I'm not sure. Where did you watch it? Kevin, you have the VHS. Yeah, I can't even remember the first time I watched it. I, I watched trauma through all of everything, you know, all these years, you know, even when I was younger. So it was, it was one that was just up in that mix as well.
00:08:00
Speaker
I meant like right now, like, all we oh it's for this? Yeah. I watched it. It was on Tubi. Okay.
00:08:12
Speaker
I have it on VHS. If I don't have to watch the VHS, you know, to save it, you know, keep it preserved, you know, I'll watch it. Right. I was curious if it was on... a So it's on Tubi, so go watch it there.
00:08:28
Speaker
yeah i have it on well I have it on DVD and VHS. But I think they're coming out with a Blu-ray for it, so look out for that.
00:08:40
Speaker
With a bunch of new extras. Yeah, that'd be fun. bunch of extras shit on it. Yeah. I'll definitely be buying that. Yeah. but but the um But anyway, but we'll get into this because it's its it's a true story, but without songs and...
00:08:59
Speaker
You know, the if you what I was saying about trauma is the effects are surprisingly great for how much they are shot this movie for.
00:09:11
Speaker
But the intro scene will pull you in right away because it's like a retelling of what happened. Yeah. I love this. I love this whole opening scene.
00:09:22
Speaker
Yeah. In his face. His face. And he's going. He's going. Right. It's like. It's the lawyer's version of what happened. Yeah. Which could be the true. You know, it could be the truth.
00:09:34
Speaker
ah it's the lawyer's version of what happened yeah which could be the true you know it could be the truth Yeah, ah could be.
00:09:47
Speaker
Question mark. Right, question mark, because it's never been completely proven false or not. yeah I love when he grabs him and fucking starts pulling his jaw down. And like,
Cast & Comedic Elements
00:10:02
Speaker
rips his fucking jaw off and like rips his tongue out.
00:10:05
Speaker
And that's where it cuts to the court scene where he's like, ah! And the lawyer cuts to the lawyer going, ah! ah What a great cut, too, because it's the lawyers holding like the red hanky. Yeah. The red snot rag.
00:10:21
Speaker
Yeah, dude. It's cool, dude. Oh, yeah. You know who the judge is in this scene? Uh-uh. That is Trey Parker's father.
00:10:34
Speaker
Well, for real? Yep. That's awesome. man And ah they they took like the transcripts from the real trial and was and he's just basically reading that shit.
00:10:47
Speaker
That's pretty cool. A lot of the lines he has is actually what what he said in court. Yeah, that's pretty funny. yeah And the courthouse they're in is the actual courthouse that Alfred Packard was tried in.
00:11:04
Speaker
Yeah, that's what you were telling me earlier too. Right, and I should mention up top, ah because Kevin and I both are probably going to be guilty of this, um his name is Alfred Packer.
00:11:19
Speaker
But he signed his name Alford. Alford. Right, so both of us are probably going to be switching between Alfred and Alfred throughout this, so excuse that.
00:11:33
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's his fault, and not ours.
00:11:40
Speaker
It's alright. I mispronounce stuff all the time anyway. but I never even catch I love the little montage for the intro credits where they have like little samples of all the songs throughout the movie just to kind of get them pre-stuck in your head.
00:11:58
Speaker
Yeah. and And I don't know who did the art. It looks... It's ah cozy. Yeah, it's definitely cozy art. It's like old old like Wild West book artwork.
00:12:15
Speaker
Yeah, it looks like colored pencils or chalk or something. But even with that, like I like how it lines up and then where it shows the scene of ah ah with the jailhouse with Polly talking to the lawyer um out front and then it fades into that. So it was another good one. it's They did a lot of clever things in this movie for what they had. So you can see that they had a really awesome vision going into it, I think.
00:12:43
Speaker
Oh, yeah, the transition into that ah the transition at the end of that intro credits. and It's simple. It's just simple little things that they do throughout the movie. It's pretty fun.
00:12:55
Speaker
It's one of those things they probably did backwards. They had that shot and just made the image on that shot. right yeah Just how they're cutting to perina get the story going, you know.
00:13:07
Speaker
I just like how they do it throughout the movie, but I don't know. But present time is 1883. Yeah. yeah Lake City, Colorado.
00:13:18
Speaker
Colorado, Colorado. Colorado. Whatever. And the lawyer the lawyer tells Mills, the lawyer tells Polly to get him talking to ask about Leanne, who we already know as Trey Parker's ex-girlfriend.
00:13:35
Speaker
Yeah.
00:13:39
Speaker
He's like, if you really want to get him talking, ask him about Leanne. And you know, did you know that um the real Alfred Packer, the reason, do you know why he's sitting and when he's in a jail cell, he's building a little house.
00:13:57
Speaker
Yeah. Wood. It's because that's a stupid little attention to detail, but whatever. ah Well, I was wondering it, like when I was watching it, I was like, I never noticed that he was building. Oh, I guess I never paid attention. I was like,
00:14:12
Speaker
He's building a house. Right. Well, the real Alfred Packard um apparently built dollhouses. Oh. And you can go to Colorado and they have little ah historical museums or whatever where they have some of his dollhouses.
00:14:30
Speaker
Like while he built while he was in jail? Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. Again, pretty clever. Right. right Little ah nods to people who pay attention, I suppose. Yeah.
00:14:46
Speaker
But Polly mentions Leanne and fucking Alfred ditches the... He's like, fuck off. Fuck off, dollhouse. Yeah.
00:14:58
Speaker
And that's kind of ah when we get our first song. I know precisely what I mean.
00:15:10
Speaker
Spadoinkle.
00:15:14
Speaker
I'm not doing it. Dude, this fucking, uh, their songs are so fucking goofy, dude. And it fits this movie so well. Cause it's just, there's just a stupid, you know, like, I don't know.
00:15:30
Speaker
They're geniuses at writing it. Yeah, they're geniuses. You could see, like, there's a lot of parts in this movie where you'll hear South Park characters because yeah doing they're doing their voices.
00:15:43
Speaker
do and e Howdy! And they're at the same time not taking it serious either. You can you know what I'm saying? They're doing they're doing really well, but they're having fun with it.
00:15:56
Speaker
Well, Spadoinkle was some bullshit that Trey Parker made up because he didn't have a word for that part of the song. yeah But it's funny that it worked its way into the movie to where, like, they use it almost like Smurfs use the word Smurf. Yeah. Like, when he's excited, he's like, Spadoinkle! Yeah. You know?
00:16:19
Speaker
But the songs are well written, you know, especially considering that Trey Parker was around 21 years old when they made this. Yeah. Yeah. Man, at the end of him singing Spadoinkle, like he was carrying out that note that he was fucking moving his lips all weird.
00:16:40
Speaker
oh yeah. Yeah.
00:16:45
Speaker
It's goofy, but and they're very aware of that. Yeah. So stupid. And I don't know why, but and you know after that, we get introduced to probably my favorite character, Swan.
00:17:01
Speaker
Yeah. I fucking love that dude, and it sucks that he never went on to really do anything. He was just a friend of theirs in college. Yeah. like I could see that guy in so many fucking movies, because he's got like a deadpan smiley.
00:17:21
Speaker
like He's so like a non-character, but that's what's funny about him.
00:17:29
Speaker
right yeah there And at Bingham Canyon at the gold mine. this This is the scene where the team assembles. Yep, at the canyon, because they're getting ready to talk to Larry.
00:17:44
Speaker
lucky larry Not so lucky, Larry.
00:17:51
Speaker
allah ah Go on. I'm sorry. oh but yeah They walk up and they're they're carrying Lucky Larry out in fucking blanket. guys He got struck by lightning.
00:18:04
Speaker
yeah he In the middle of the day. In the middle of the fucking day. Right, because he was still smoking and it's a nice sunny day. but he apparently got struck by lightning.
00:18:20
Speaker
Oh, it's so stupid, man. They say the night before, but he was still smoking. Yeah. yeah But our boy Swan nominates Alfred to replace Lucky Larry.
00:18:35
Speaker
Yeah, he gets nominated because he they he he pulls them in and he's like, he he's from Colorado. And he was like... you know No, no, you can't say that. ah he's right You have to say he's from Colorado territory. Oh, that's right, that's right. from Colorado territory. He was like, well, I work there.
00:18:55
Speaker
They say that like fucking 70 times in this scene. Colorado territory? Yeah.
00:19:03
Speaker
You notice they do that in some of the South Parks too when they do like that that fucking shit. um my god They're just beating it into your head. yeah I love that ah James um Matt Stone Matt Stone, who if any time he talks in the movie, you can hear Kenny or Kyle.
00:19:27
Speaker
Yeah. You can hear it a little bit. Yeah. ah He's just doing his South Park early versions the South Park. I love how his dad like Volan told him to go do it.
00:19:41
Speaker
He's like, my son will go. And he's like, no. He's like, take take the boy. Take this fig.
00:19:51
Speaker
Yeah, I know when they... If if you watch the movie, apparently when they ah sent this movie to Hollywood... every When they got there to screen it for people, everybody thought they were gay.
00:20:08
Speaker
And, you know, it's one of those things like um Judas Priest. It's like, he was gay. ah What? but Like, you look back and it's like, yeah, the signs were all there. course he was.
00:20:24
Speaker
Duh. That's stupid. ah
00:20:31
Speaker
But the the team heads out, you know, and he of in search of their riches. Yes. And women.
00:20:42
Speaker
And the only one that knows that he doesn't know shit is Alfred. Yeah. He only worked there a little bit. I love that ah i love that they show they show the map, and he says they're heading they're heading east, but the fucking marker is going south. Yeah, it is.
00:21:07
Speaker
yeah and And it's four weeks later and they haven't made any progress. They come up on that dude and he's like, you're all doomed. You're doomed.
00:21:18
Speaker
You're all doomed. That's an obvious Friday the 13th reference, right? Yeah. Turn back while you still can.
00:21:29
Speaker
You're doomed. You're all doomed. So that guy that plays that character is a real-life Alfred Packard impersonator.
00:21:41
Speaker
Oh, for real? Yeah. And he apparently sucked at acting. couldn't His lines were terrible. So what you're hearing in that scene is Trey Parker.
00:21:54
Speaker
ah really? Trey Parker did the, you're dead!
00:22:03
Speaker
Yeah, the whole his whole his whole voice is overdubbed. That's all Trey Parker. Yeah. Oh, my God. and You know, did you notice when they show up at General Store that that is Cartman?
00:22:17
Speaker
Yeah. Early Cartman voice? Yeah, I will i wrote that down. I was like, holy shit, you heard Cartman talking when they're walking in.
00:22:27
Speaker
And they have this joke.
00:22:31
Speaker
This fucking joke that they set up at the general store. Yes. but come but yeah It comes back around and it's awesome. Which, it's like, this is the only indicator that they're actually 20. Yeah.
00:22:45
Speaker
When they wrote this. Right? And then, yeah. Shannon threatens Frank with that timeout. and And he's like... It'll give you a chance to cool down when things get steamed up.
00:23:01
Speaker
I love that. I love that. The only character in the movie that has like an arc is Shannon. Everybody else is just their characters are like flatlined. Yeah.
00:23:13
Speaker
Yeah. But Shannon goes through ah goes through a complete... Well,
00:23:21
Speaker
ah well if you haven't seen it, you shouldn't be listening to this anyway. Spoiler. But, you know, because Shannon starts out as the fucking Christian, you know, straight-laced guy.
00:23:35
Speaker
Yep. And we see his... ah His spiral. Yeah. ah but I don't know. I can't. I don't want to but get on spoil it.
00:23:47
Speaker
We'll get into it and spoil it later.
00:23:54
Speaker
But we get we get the ah trappers, right? Trappers outside of the general store. Yeah, they're petting on Leanne. Yeah. um It's Frenchie.
00:24:08
Speaker
ah What were their names? Frenchie, Nutter. no Nutter. Nutter is the guy with the mohawk. Yeah. Frenchie is the leader.
00:24:20
Speaker
and the third guy is called.
00:24:26
Speaker
shit, man. Lutzenheiser? Lutzenheiser? Lutzenheiser, I think. Lutzenheiser, O.D. Lutzenheiser. He's the one with the the fucking googly eyes. Yeah, and he keeps saying, hey, nice hat.
00:24:42
Speaker
He keeps looking up at it. I like that they're all wearing um their fucking fur jackets, have like motorcycle club fucking like rockers right on them and shit.
00:24:56
Speaker
Like they're like a legit like fucking club. So, coming up, pay attention to Lautzenheiser, the guy with the googly eyes. Yeah.
00:25:07
Speaker
you know Do you know what other character he plays in this? He's the Cyclops. Yep. You're looking at my eye! You're looking at my eye! Yeah.
00:25:22
Speaker
But when it cuts to their... ah little The first little fireplace they got, you know, because James, ah ah Matt Stone says he's a great cook.
00:25:38
Speaker
Yeah. love He's always lying. This is relevant only because we did Fright Night. we We watched Fright Night recently. Look at Swan's hat.
00:25:50
Speaker
Now I gotta go back and see it. It's sitting super high on his head because it's too small for his big ass head. Oh yeah, yeah. He's got that fucking fro underneath.
00:26:03
Speaker
He's got that Jetson. No, not that's Matt Stone. Oh, i thought you said, oh, okay. Swan. so well Okay. if you look at the If you watch a scene where they're sitting around the fireplace, Swan has his hat on, yeah and and it's sitting really high on his head because it wouldn't fit.
00:26:25
Speaker
That's fucking awesome. I didn't notice that, that's awesome. And that bullshit that they're Matt Stone cooks. What's Matt Stone? James, right? Yeah, James. yeah That bullshit, Matt James says he's a great cook, and then it cuts to the scene where they're eating some green shit, kind of like ah Better Off Dead. Is that the... Yeah. yeah That movie Better Off Dead. like it is, yeah.
00:26:56
Speaker
that's some nasty shit they were eating it yeah apparently it's potatoes oatmeal and food coloring for those that want to recreate it ah like a eat it like while you're watching the movie Right. if you want to If you want to eat it, if you want to make it and eat it while you're watching a movie, potatoes, oatmeal, and food coloring.
00:27:18
Speaker
It'll be a fun date night. Enjoy. Yeah. And Shannon sends Frank to time out. 20 minutes. ah He says, no, no, no, turn away.
00:27:33
Speaker
Turn around. 20 feet. Then we get our second song. All I'm asking for. That's all I'm asking for.
00:27:43
Speaker
did not make a gazillion dollars. You want to ask I'll tell you where he lives. That's all I'm asking for. That's all he's asking for. did not make a gazillion dollars you want to ask ill tell you where so i'm asking for that's all he's asking for the This one is Dean Bacher singing in it. Choda Boy.
00:28:04
Speaker
Choda Boy.
00:28:09
Speaker
yeah I'm Choda
00:28:15
Speaker
Giving up hamster style, Dad. Okay, son.
00:28:21
Speaker
Guess who's missing the next morning? That cheating whore. That cheating whore's left him.
00:28:30
Speaker
fucking bitch. And all their food was what they're to.
00:28:35
Speaker
Oh, also, I took everything and ran. I forgot to mention the general store, I think, is part of a... i You can actually go visit it today. It's like a little attraction called Buckskin Joe's. You can Google it. I don't know if it's still open or not.
00:28:59
Speaker
But that little town is an actual little ghost town that was preserved and it was used as like a tourist attraction. Yeah. Called Buckskin Joe's. I'm not sure if it's open still or not, but I'd like to go there. That'd be fun.
00:29:18
Speaker
Cause nerd, you know? Yeah. Cause nerd. Cause fucking nerd. Yeah, and if you look around the town, there's like nobody there because they couldn't afford extras. Right. 120K, you know, whatever.
00:29:35
Speaker
You know, make it spread. But now they're finally heading east, but it's because they're following Leanne's tracks. Yeah. Unbeknownst to the rest of the group.
00:29:48
Speaker
Yeah, he's just trying to find her, but they don't know. Yeah, they don't know that Alfred has given up on finding a gold. He's looking for Leanne at this point.
00:30:02
Speaker
And it leads him on a wild goose chase, and Shannon gets stuck in a bear trap, and he goes, he's like, ah, spadoinkle! Ah, spadoinkle!
00:30:17
Speaker
The fucking... Yeah, this sets kind of our our timer for the movie because you're kind of racing gangrene and stuff.
00:30:29
Speaker
Yeah. That's kind of how these things work. you know They always have to start a ah timer for the shit that's about to happen. Yep.
00:30:41
Speaker
And I love fucking love the the when they cross the river. Yeah. I like when they get to the river...
00:30:53
Speaker
and Alfred takes the stone and throws it into the river to see how deep it was. And they're like, what the hell did you do that for? Frank is like, what the fuck is that supposed to tell us? What the fuck is that supposed to tell us? He's like, don't know.
00:31:12
Speaker
It's good good timing, too, on that, because he sits there for like a few beats, and then he's like, what the fuck is that supposed to do? Yeah, they're all waiting.
00:31:24
Speaker
Oh, shit. I think that's how I go into some shit. That's how I make like decisions here and there, I think.
00:31:33
Speaker
ah fuck ah Yeah. That is ah the Gunnison River in Colorado. that was it was They actually jumped into a fucking river that was flowing like that. That's real. shit.
00:31:48
Speaker
and It's just funny because when they... They just said, fuck it. You're right. I mean, they didn't have any money. yeah
00:31:59
Speaker
But I fucking love when they when they get out and Matt Stone goes floating by. Yeah. I think it's right down here, guys.
00:32:12
Speaker
He's just spread out. Right. Right as Peter. Oh oh my God.
00:32:23
Speaker
Oh my. And, uh, but they're all cold. Their clothes are wet. So they have one, you know, we got another night of camping where they have to sleep naked.
00:32:36
Speaker
Yeah. When their clothes dry. And, and for whatever reason, they all paired up. Yeah. And he said, just, just think of a nice, beautiful,
00:32:48
Speaker
girl, soft girl to sleep next to you. George says he imagines that Frank is a tall blonde woman. Yeah.
00:33:01
Speaker
And ladies, here's your ass shot. Here's some man butt. Yeah, it's he's like, man, fuck this shit. And jumps out of the bed. But,
00:33:14
Speaker
uh, this is song three. This triggers song three, which is probably Trey Parker's favorite song of the movie. because he was he says ah He says that if it was Bon Jovi that wrote this, it would have been a hit.
00:33:35
Speaker
When I was on top of you. Right.
00:33:41
Speaker
Yep. That's so stupid. I'm not singing it. you got Go ahead, Kevin. Oh, I know. I'm good.
00:33:50
Speaker
Well, James also was complaining that he was super hungry. So he found that fudge in his pocket that he had gotten at the store earlier. so he's getting ready to eat that. So then, yeah, he starts singing his what I was on top of you.
00:34:08
Speaker
right. And it's about Leanne, of course. Of course. Of course.
00:34:14
Speaker
Your eyes, your smile.
00:34:21
Speaker
Leanne's a horse, of course. Of course. ah Fucking art. These songs are going to get stuck in your head. it's It is a good musical.
00:34:32
Speaker
yeah i mean, if you're... i could see that I could see them rebirthing this and bringing it to like the stage, you know much like what they did, the Book of Mormon.
00:34:43
Speaker
Well, i would be it'd be awesome if they did this like Rocky Horror. Yeah. Yeah. can see it. Start playing this. Yeah. But what they finally pay off a joke, Kevin.
00:34:56
Speaker
Yeah. At the end. It's been set up. Yeah, it's been set up this whole time. They've just been keeping it going. So, yeah. James looks over to him after he's done singing, and he's like, Fudge Packer?
00:35:09
Speaker
You win.
00:35:20
Speaker
Fudge Packer.
00:35:23
Speaker
Offering him some of the fudge that he had bought at the store earlier. and it gives him that side eye. Yeah. Like, did you just put it in my butt?
00:35:34
Speaker
Yeah, fudge. Fudge Packer?
00:35:39
Speaker
I fucking love... I do love when he starts singing and ah Swan... yeah good
Cultural Humor & Characters
00:35:47
Speaker
Swan is just smiling and then he lays back down.
00:35:51
Speaker
Yeah. I fucking love that guy. We're not scared. We have Jesus on our side. And you know...
00:36:02
Speaker
we got We got Jesus. You know when they show up to that canyon, it looks like a matte painting? Yeah. yeah it is That is real. yeah That is not a fucking matte painting.
00:36:18
Speaker
ah That's some real shit. Yeah. Which again, the location was probably free. They just showed up to it you know Whatever. i think they did that a lot through this whole next part.
00:36:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah, get you some fucking... Oh, the next scene in this movie is the fucking highlight. Oh, my God. That will... ah We get introduced to like one one of the funniest motherfuckers in the movie.
00:36:49
Speaker
ma sayo Was it Masayo Maki? A.K.A. aka G Fresh? Yes. G fresh is in the house.
00:37:00
Speaker
Well, when they look, well, when they look up and and see, um, he goes, are those youths? And he goes, no, I think, I think that they're Indians.
00:37:13
Speaker
You know, before that, I'm sorry to go back to the hair. but Before that, you know, when they're standing, actually when they run into the Indians, the quote unquote Indians.
00:37:26
Speaker
Yeah. You know, Swan finds that little patch of snow. Yeah. yeah Watch that scene because they never show them in the same shot because they weren't in the same shot. They were like 300 miles away apart. Oh, really?
00:37:46
Speaker
So in real life, when Swan threw that snowball, it would have had...
00:37:52
Speaker
It would have had to have flown for 300 miles to hit Shannon in the face. So Swan's got a fucking arm him. He's got cannon on him. He's got a fucking cannon, yeah. and And i I heard that Shannon, the actor Ian Harden, that plays Shannon Bell, said, and if you look the snow, you can tell, too, he said during and the movie, his reaction was real because It was slush ball. It wasn't a snowball. You could tell it was slushy as fuck, too. He fucking slammed it into the... I guess it was Trey Parker that threw the snowball, not Swan.
00:38:35
Speaker
But he threw it at him, and he he said it hurt like a motherfucker because it was a big as a fucking heavy slush ball. Yeah. It was towards the end when the snow's melting here and shit, and start having snowball fights, and they're trying to fucking ice midair and shit.
00:38:54
Speaker
But the fucking Indian the indian scene is the cherry on top of this movie. Yeah. Yeah, they they meet up with him and... Well, he fucking... Frank pulls a fucking gun on him.
00:39:09
Speaker
Well, yeah, James walks up. He's like, hey, i know how to I know you or whatever. And he goes up and starts talking to him. And he doesn't know because, like they said earlier, he lies all the time. so well You know, ah his is the sign language he does, apparently... i need to look this up, because this is what I what i hear.
00:39:32
Speaker
Apparently what Matt Stone is signing is Jesus Christ is dead. That's awesome. ah But if you listen to the scene when the Indians...
00:39:49
Speaker
quote unquote Indians it's funny it's funny on a few levels because they're Japanese yeah right they're not Indians and they're calling Native American Indians who are also not Indians yeah i know They're referring to Native Americans who are not Indians and calling the Japanese... I don't know.
00:40:13
Speaker
It's fucking awesome. my Makes my head hurt thinking about it. when they when they When he pulls that gun on him and he goes... Kick! And he fucking kicks it out of his head.
00:40:25
Speaker
yeah You know, listen to that scene, though, because that's another 80-yard scene, and if you're a South Park fan, you'll notice that's Matt Stone doing that Japanese, like, I'm not even gonna try it.
00:40:44
Speaker
Momotaru shiteru na! Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
00:40:51
Speaker
what the hell kind of language is that i don't know just keep laughing but is matt stone adr'd that scene yeah that's awesome said and apparently and he said he he said that he said something like this movie is stupid or some shit like that that's what he was trying to say yeah yeah in japanese
00:41:15
Speaker
it's awesome So yeah, they the they bring him to the the main camp and they get to meet again of the best characters in this movie. They're doing karate.
00:41:26
Speaker
Yeah. They're doing like karate exercises. Yeah. And there's teepees. There's teepees. You have to watch this fucking movie. It's so good.
00:41:40
Speaker
ah so the chief comes out and it's G fresh. and He starts speaking Japanese to him and they're trying to translate. And he goes, who are you?
00:41:51
Speaker
Assholes. You're assholes. Assholes. We are Indians. Look at all the teepees. don't think we are Indians?
00:42:03
Speaker
Indians? No, no, no. I just... um We have teepees. Right, I see. But look at all these teepees we have.
00:42:15
Speaker
Because we are Indians. Yeah, they have teepees. We're Indians. Oh my god, this is the best.
00:42:27
Speaker
Fucking best. Other assholes come and stay too. Oh, yeah, this is, we get, ah we see the trappers again. Yeah.
00:42:39
Speaker
ah Because they're the other assholes. ah Yeah. The other assholes. The other assholes.
00:42:50
Speaker
Oh, my God. Which leads in the song four. The trapper The trapper song. Yeah. Which, again, was ADR'd by Trey Parker. yeah that is not the That is not Frenchy singing. That's Trey Parker's voice.
00:43:08
Speaker
What's he say? He goes out all day and gets muddy and goes to bed bloody. Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Rip their fur, cup their eyes out with my knife! Yo-ho!
00:43:19
Speaker
Yo-ho! Oh, stop! I'm a trapping man! Yo-ho!
00:43:29
Speaker
Yo ho ho ho ho. Then they get into an argument that you would come into play on this. They get into that music theory argument.
00:43:40
Speaker
You know, I knew that was going to come up, so I did look into that. I looked into what they said. And i'll I'll debunk a couple things here, but I'll try to keep this brief.
00:43:54
Speaker
okay You're like, I just ordered a 200 page book about this scene. Okay, so if you know anything about music theory, you know that C major has no sharps or flats. So Lautzenheiser says, but isn't a sharp in C major?
00:44:10
Speaker
No, it's not. You fucking dope. You dope. And Bell ah Shannon says, wait, are you singing mixolli it Mixolydian scales or something? Mixolydian has a flat 7th, but I'm not sure why it's relevant.
00:44:29
Speaker
Mixolydians are modes. you know They're just little flavors to major scales.
00:44:37
Speaker
But Frenchie, all right, this is nerd shit. So you can fast forward a little bit if you want. No, this is great. Frenchie said Frenchie says no it isn't the relative minor is three half tones which semitones up from major not down no that is not true But to be fair, George rebutts him and says, no, it's three down, which is right.
00:45:09
Speaker
Because a is the relative minor of C, which is correct. ah Right? Right. Okay. So Frenchie... Frenchie says a sharp is tonic to C major. It's the sixth.
00:45:26
Speaker
If you know what a C major scale is, you will know there's no sharps or flats. The sixth of C major is A. You can count it on your fingers.
00:45:39
Speaker
C, D, E, F, G, A. The sixth is A. Sorry. Nerd rant. but is but There's tonic in there?
00:45:51
Speaker
Well, tonic just means tonal. oh It's not for your drink. scale No. Oh, yeah. It's not my drink. But to all you aspiring ah theory nerds out there, learn C major first, which is what they're talking about in a lot of this, because C major has no sharps or flats, so if you're playing the C major scale on a piano, it goes C to C. You play all the white keys, no black keys.
00:46:24
Speaker
There's your fucking C major scale. You're welcome. Use that as a starting point.
00:46:35
Speaker
Sorry.
00:46:38
Speaker
it's excellent they were are It's just funny that they were arguing C major because that's like the beginner major scale. It's funny as fuck though. How they just go into all of that.
00:46:51
Speaker
Considering this is a musical. Yeah. they know Well, a lot of this stuff was written to make the argument. They know what is right and what is wrong.
00:47:04
Speaker
Let's not talk about this because we'll ah spend the rest of the time. This is some fucking bullshit.
00:47:17
Speaker
a This is great. right so Alfred finds Leanne's feed bag and they accuse the trappers of stealing her Which they did. Spoiler.
00:47:33
Speaker
like i'll tell you I'll tell you another behind-the-scenes little thing. When ah George, Dan, is talking to the Asian girl, ah or the in or the Indian, if you shut everything else off and listen, you can hear him shaking his car keys in his pocket.
00:47:55
Speaker
Yeah, that's funny.
00:47:58
Speaker
That's very interesting. Oh, oh, that really make me horny. That's very interesting. That's very interesting.
00:48:11
Speaker
Oh, but yeah, so he gets you have automobile.
00:48:19
Speaker
You, you got the automobile.
00:48:24
Speaker
Oh, shit. So he's like, get out of my personal space. So stupid. That's an inside joke. Yeah. I don't get it. Yeah, they said... That's good.
00:48:34
Speaker
I listened... Alan listened to the commentary so you don't have to. Apparently that personal space thing is an inside joke with them. Yeah.
00:48:46
Speaker
Which everybody knows what personal space is, but they had some, I don't know, some inside joke about I don't... Whatever. Whatever. So Alfred finds it. We're at current day again and you know, flash to present day, I guess. And Alfred is in court seeing what he is going to be prosecuted with or what he's going to be found in.
00:49:11
Speaker
and they find him guilty. and this fucking see And even funnier, since now i now you told me that the judge is his dad, so they sentenced him to death, and they cut to the judge, and he's doing that fucking like late 90s dance.
00:49:27
Speaker
Yeah.
00:49:31
Speaker
And my mills my man Mills using his clout because he's a winning prosecutor. Yep. Okay. He's putting the moves on Polly again. Yep.
00:49:45
Speaker
He's back into his shit. But she friend zones him.
00:49:52
Speaker
Bitch. Now we go into song five.
00:49:58
Speaker
This side of me, Polly Pry. Yeah. I'm not doing it. Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it.
00:50:09
Speaker
I fucking do love when she's singing this song and that fucking guy walks down the stairs and he's like, what the fuck is she singing to? Yeah.
00:50:22
Speaker
Oh yeah, the opening scene to this too, that old lady fucking throws that tomato at the back of his head then he, it like took him, like he paused for a second, he turned around and was like, that hurt.
00:50:40
Speaker
But when he, when the judge sentences Alfred, apparently that is the actual speech that the judge gave to Alfred Packer in real life.
00:50:54
Speaker
Yeah, that's what you were telling me earlier, too. That's cool. So again, Trey's dad is just reading, like, factual verbatim quotes. Which is awesome, still.
00:51:05
Speaker
Yeah. Right, yeah, it's fucking a cool little detail.
00:51:13
Speaker
But we go back to the Indian reservation. Where there are Indians. Well, she sees that the massacre took took place there, and she goes she goes, oh, get back into my automobile.
00:51:30
Speaker
That's Travis Backward.
00:51:34
Speaker
and paul Let's go back.
00:51:41
Speaker
oh yeah She misses Alfred and of course he doesn't want to talk to her right now and he's almost got his house built and
00:51:51
Speaker
she gets him talking. This house would have to be at least three times the size. For anybody to fit inside of it. What is this?
00:52:07
Speaker
ah
00:52:11
Speaker
What's he say? At least three times bigger than this. Yeah.
00:52:21
Speaker
I'm totally derailed on another movie. That's awesome.
00:52:27
Speaker
That's good. Oh, shit. ah the oh Here we go. calm down yeah You're need a timeout.
00:52:39
Speaker
You're going to need it. 20 feet away. Turn around.
00:52:47
Speaker
Things are getting hot and steamy. Alfred is learning karate. Yeah.
00:52:54
Speaker
Yeah. He's... Yeah, he's teaching him not to be a bully. The other assholes, they leave this morning.
00:53:11
Speaker
What? You leaving? You crazy too. Well, that gold can't wait for us any longer. I give you not food for the trip, okay?
00:53:23
Speaker
Thanks, chief. Goodbye. Watch out the Cyclops. What'd you say about where they found I believe I'm saying right. Maceo Makai.
00:53:37
Speaker
Where'd they meet him at? and because he Like I said, he's in this and Orgasmo. but Right. He's apparently just a guy that owns a restaurant in Colorado. He's a friend of theirs.
00:53:49
Speaker
I don't know where they met him. They must have met him there at his restaurant. But apparently today he still runs it. I'm tempted to go there. yeah He's awesome, man.
00:54:01
Speaker
He's a rule. yo so come out and be like, oh asshole. How are you doing, assholes? and other assholes And other asshole. that'd
00:54:16
Speaker
yeah would be awesome.
00:54:20
Speaker
Oh, shit. So, you know, Alfred's like, shit, you know, the trappers left that morning, you know, because he wants to try to find find his lady.
00:54:32
Speaker
gotta find Leanne. Gotta find his lady Leanne. Your eyes, your smile.
00:54:40
Speaker
ah So yeah, George is at this point, he's like spitting his game and shit talking to the Indian girl she just she keeps calling, that's very interesting.
00:54:56
Speaker
yeah And he just keeps talking and she's like, that's very interesting. So
00:55:05
Speaker
you don't know anything else with that. Yeah.
00:55:11
Speaker
Oh shit, it's awesome. So yeah. bird Alfred. Alfred. Alfred. Alfred convinces the group to leave the camp to follow the trappers.
00:55:24
Speaker
Yep.
00:55:26
Speaker
Because fuck them. Right? right ah So like yeah, the chief tries to talk him out of it because there's a storm in the mountains.
00:55:37
Speaker
You're assholes. Very big storm. He's like, you're crazy. you crazy like the other assholes.
00:55:53
Speaker
and He warns them about the Cyclops, which we haven't met yet. We're about to. And of course, they get lost again.
00:56:05
Speaker
And Shannon is fucking losing his mind. Yep. And his leg is infected. Yep. And he's got gangrene setting in. so What's he say? He's like, looks like this is the worst I could be.
00:56:21
Speaker
Not quite.
00:56:25
Speaker
i they are The um sheep in the Cyclops scene is like a nod to Homer's Odyssey because the Cyclops has sheeps in that. oh So it's it's nerd shit. Nerd details.
00:56:42
Speaker
little sheepy. little sheepy. little sheepy. ah But yeah fucking love I love when he's screaming at them and he's squirting fucking goo all over them. Yeah, because they're getting ready to shoot the sheep or whatever, and they're like and then they bump into the Cyclops and he's like, what?
00:57:01
Speaker
You're looking at my eye!
00:57:05
Speaker
Every time he does it, he squirt and yells shit at them. You're
00:57:11
Speaker
looking at my eye! What?
00:57:15
Speaker
Are you looking at my eye?
00:57:24
Speaker
sing the fucking um ah union. He's like, you got fight for the union? boys. Union boys. yeah union boys
00:57:39
Speaker
I don't know the lyrics. yeah Do you? No. yeah Look away, look away, look away. then he pauses so they can finish it and fucking James goes, you stupid yank.
00:57:55
Speaker
Yeah. You ain't union boys.
00:58:00
Speaker
Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:58:05
Speaker
We're getting up on song six because after they escaped Cyclops, fucking our boy Swan is trying to keep everybody positive.
00:58:16
Speaker
Yeah. Who, who threw throughout the entire movie is never upset about anything. Yeah. He's just, so he's like driving everybody batshit. Cause he's always so positive.
00:58:32
Speaker
Let's build a snowman. We can make him our best friend. Yeah.
00:58:48
Speaker
yeah he starts hes that hole he's tap dancing and no one knows understands like what he's tapped dancing on Is it gold? Because they argue about it later. Yeah. But is that what we're to believe?
00:59:03
Speaker
That's very much possible. I fucking love that ah it's kind of like real life. Frank is like, fuck this! It destroys all the way down to the fucking ground.
00:59:18
Speaker
Destroys the fucking snowman and Swan is just smiling the whole time. Yeah, he's just sitting there the whole time.
00:59:30
Speaker
His fucking hat. ah It's just the way he's smiling at him. It's like he's proud of him. Yeah. there He's like, there it is. It's so funny.
00:59:46
Speaker
So yeah, they're they're by the fire. They're like all hungry and fucking what Frank told them they can eat their their boots for the salt. It might get them through the night.
00:59:59
Speaker
I love fucking ah ah James. He's like, I'm not going to eat my fucking shoes. says, you put your feet in shoes. at he at your feet and We were all frostbitten and on our last legs when the butcher suggested that we eat our shoes.
01:00:19
Speaker
Well, I'm not eating my fucking shoes.
01:00:24
Speaker
Of course, one fucking tries to come in and fucking pull his shit.
01:00:32
Speaker
i love I love that ah this is kind of like a South Park thing because when James takes his hat off. Yeah. and it's like And he's got the giant Jufro.
01:00:46
Speaker
Yeah. It's like, ear, ear, ear. Yeah. Yeah,
01:00:57
Speaker
dude, that's just great. ah The movie cuts to like a week later and they haven't eaten yet. Yeah. Right. They're starving and walking through the fucking snow and Swan, ah Swan, our boy Swan tries to cheer everybody up again.
01:01:15
Speaker
He's like, I know what guys. And then he goes right into it. Let's build a snowman. and Shannon fucking.
01:01:26
Speaker
Shoots him in the head. yeah Completely shoots him in the head. yo He's smiling even when he's dead. ah like when they're sitting around staring at him that night at the campfire and the they're like waiting for a song to come in and that zoom shot just goes in on him waiting to sing and nothing happens.
01:01:47
Speaker
And the music starts. Yeah. It starts to amp up and then nothing. Like he's about to sing. nothing and alfred Alfred mentions the Donner Party, which I think it was like 30 years prior before this.
01:02:06
Speaker
but but ah So they decide to eat Swan's corpse. But I fucking love tra Matt Stone because they're doing like the Alive thing. like If you've ever seen the movie Alive.
01:02:24
Speaker
yeah it's been so long, but I remember when that came out. ah When they start eating the corpses, they the first thing they cut into is the butt. Yeah. Yep. Albert Fish even said, too, like that was like one of the most tender parts to eat.
01:02:43
Speaker
I fucking love James. James is like, well, not butt! Yeah, exactly. Not butt! What we eat? Well, you're the butcher.
01:02:55
Speaker
Well, yeah, but... I don't know. So, Butch.
01:03:16
Speaker
Wait, you're cutting into his butt. Well, what kind of piece do you want? Well, not butt. That's probably a nod to Alive, I would guess.
01:03:28
Speaker
But it's funny because when they are eating, like, at one point, James is eating a foot. Yeah. But he wouldn't eat the shoe because the foot goes in shoes.
01:03:41
Speaker
Yeah. I don't know. Absolutely. I'm a smart man.
01:03:54
Speaker
sir so we call no you're fine Alfred has this how' that dream about Leanne and Frenchie. With the tights.
01:04:06
Speaker
And Frenchie must have had a micro-peenie because he had the big pod piece on the cover of his crotch. Yeah, the ah Kiwis. Oh, look at my pod!
01:04:24
Speaker
It's funny when they're showing ah Alfred dancing and ah when they're showing the wide shots where you can see his whole body, it's fucking clearly not him. I know.
01:04:35
Speaker
They don't even try to hide it. It's like that scene in I'm going to get you, sucker, where the mom comes in and starts beating everybody's ass in that like diner. And it's some dude with like curly hair and a mustache wearing a dress. Yeah.
01:04:49
Speaker
I'm a soldier, man. yeah I've been trained for combat. They shoot in. They shoot in.
01:04:57
Speaker
Oh, shit. Oh, my God. When I wake up back next morning, Shannon finally realizes that Alfred's tracking the fucking horse. yeah Yeah.
01:05:08
Speaker
Not gold. After all this time. And James mentions... James does a callback about Swan tap dancing.
01:05:23
Speaker
Yeah. And that kicks off their fight with Shannon and Swan. That kind of goes on for the entire scene in the background.
01:05:36
Speaker
They're just done with each other at this point. Oh yeah, they're fucking fed up. Yeah. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.
01:05:49
Speaker
I love when they're by the campfire and fucking James tries, or is it George? Yeah, George tries to sing. It zooms in on him like it's gonna start the song, that's all I'm asking for. yeah But he can't get the fucking energy to do it. Yep.
01:06:10
Speaker
It's like another one. It's like, nope. It's not happening. We was gonna, but... now Yeah, it's funny. I like the build. It's great. It goes nowhere.
01:06:25
Speaker
And they decide to sacrifice sacrifice one of the group. Yep. So, that ah you know, i mean, that's not a dumb that's been commonly done throughout history. That's not a bad idea. Yeah.
01:06:40
Speaker
You got to keep pushing ahead. Right. Because they're all fucking too weak to stand, which this kind of borders on the true story shit because Alfred decides to scout ahead. Yeah. To see this is what he says.
01:06:56
Speaker
Right. um ah In real life, Alfred said he scouted ahead to see what he can see from the peak. And when he came back, uh... Everybody was dead. They were slaughtered. yep Except Shannon.
01:07:13
Speaker
Yep. ah Shannon said it was all self-defense, according to Alfred Packard. Right? Yep. This is all we got to go for. on That's the beauty of crime back then. You could do whatever the fuck you want. Yeah, it was like, this is what I said. They're like, oh, okay.
01:07:32
Speaker
Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Proof it. ah there's DNA everywhere but you don't know what that is and the fucking ending scene goes on forever because trauma I guess i fucking love this whole part oh my god yeah shannon Shannon attacks Alfred because he kind of knows that Alfred knows yeah yeah so he's like and he puts the fucking meat cleaver in Shannon's face
01:08:06
Speaker
And then he shoots him in the head. and When he comes to check to see if he's still alive, he attacks him again. He pokes him with a stick and then fucking jams the stick in his last good eye.
01:08:24
Speaker
he tries to start singing and Shannon attacks him again. The funny thing is, is like when when Shannon starts attacking him again, hes he throws a snowball at him. yeah But did you notice that he also throws an orange at him?
01:08:41
Speaker
No, I didn't even notice that. That's another one. I'll have to watch scene again because they're starving to the point of eating humans, but he had a fucking orange. Yeah. Well, for a while, they're carrying food that the chief gave them too. And they're complaining how hungry they were.
01:09:00
Speaker
I like also when it's panning through all the corpses. Frank has an axe in his dick. Or at least in his fucking asshole, wherever. It's between his legs.
01:09:15
Speaker
Yeah, so he finally fuck he hits him in the chest with the fucking pickaxe, and Shannon finally dies, question mark. Question mark. Yeah, right.
01:09:26
Speaker
But yeah, that whole scene, just it keeps going on because he keeps trying to sing and he keeps fucking popping up and shit. Oh, awesome. I love it. Yeah. Oh, great. Yeah. So after all that bullshit storytelling, we're back to current day with Alfred explaining why he had to eat the others to survive, obviously.
01:09:48
Speaker
Which is all real shit. I mean, you do. Yeah. You do have to eat to live.
01:09:58
Speaker
absolutely You need that energy. yeah You need them electrolytes.
01:10:07
Speaker
i like um I like when Alfred sees Leanne with the trappers and and she's letting Frenchie ride her. This whole movie, if you pay attention, is just like taking shots at his ex. Yeah, it is. Yeah.
01:10:27
Speaker
I like that at the saloon saloon, Alfred gets confronted by the trappers. It's like he's sitting in there and everybody's just fucking with him. Yeah, as soon as he walks in he comes back in. Yeah, because then he's like explaining what was going on or whatever. um Yeah, just keeps fucking with him when he's in there.
01:10:52
Speaker
Yeah, everyone's fucking with him. So, and the I like the sheriff is shit-faced. Yeah. key But it breaks out, you know, a big fight breaks out, which is kind of unnecessary for the movie because it does drag on quite a bit.
01:11:10
Speaker
Yeah. It does. And the he sees the chief at the piano. Yeah. I guess... yeah gets him to use his karate on Frenchie. Yeah. His, his skills that he forgot that he had.
01:11:31
Speaker
Did you notice when ah fucking alfred Alfred takes Frenchie hostage and is holding him like he's going to eat him? yeah yeah he's like yeah Right there, sheriff says, I told you he's cannibal.
01:11:50
Speaker
I guess he was really fucking drunk in that scene, and you can fucking tell. yeah You can definitely tell he was fucked up.
01:12:02
Speaker
Yeah, that's awesome. And if you pay attention when he runs out of the saloon and everybody's chasing him, you'll see the trappers like five times during this scene because they're just running in a circle.
01:12:16
Speaker
Off screen and around the the set. Right, yeah. and So it looks like more people are running out. it's what you gotta to do it's what now got to do and it doesn't even matter you can tell they don't give a shit they're just like fuck it leave it in see if anyone notices oh we do
01:12:43
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and it's hangin day oh yeah it's all it's all come to this so and where the fuck's Pauly laughing Well, she's serving ah the greater or good. Yeah.
01:13:00
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ah You know, but we get song seven. Yep. Hang the Bastard. Which this song features a cowbell solo. Yeah.
01:13:15
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Cowbell solo.
01:13:34
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Oh my God. Incredible. And you know, the whole time that Frenchie is talking and it sounds like he's got helium, like he sucked helium. Yeah.
01:13:47
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That dude actually fucking did that for the movie. That's not ADR or effects. He sucked on helium to get that voice. Yeah, that's funny.
01:13:58
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That's some real shit, man. Oh, no, no, no.
01:14:06
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And you know, the if you watch during the Hang the Bastard song, there's they show up the porch of the, I think it's the sheriff's office. On the porch, is there's a woman sitting there.
01:14:18
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That's Matt Stone. Oh, yeah. Dressed like a woman.
01:14:25
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He was ah early he was an early adopter, man. He's LGB. Do you remember ah when they went to that like award ceremony? um Trey Parker and Matt Stone and they were both wearing prom dresses?
01:14:40
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ah No. ah Look it up because they were they were tripping, apparently. And went there in dresses. fucking millionaire retards my kind of people i think they were like low-cut dresses so it showed their shoulders too
01:14:59
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they didn't do any other makeup or nothing it was just them you know in a dress kind of like mac wearing the wedding dress you know oh yeah doing the poppers. Alfred's doing poppers.
01:15:21
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Yeah, Oh. You know, in this scene when Polly shows up, ah that whole fucking thing is... that's real that's what happened in real life she didn't get him out she didn't get him off right at that point but she did get his execution uh she did stop his execution because all the bullshit with that being yo territory that's all true all that is part of the true story
01:15:55
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See, that's funny. So they couldn't do anything because the Ute would have to do it or something, like, since it was on their land? Well, their laws didn't apply. so you can you couldn't... Oh, I see what you're saying. um You couldn't convict him for something he did that wasn't your territory, that wasn't your land.
01:16:14
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This has been such an educational episode. Yeah, it's almost true crime. Yeah. We need to rebrand into horror, cult, and true crime.
01:16:28
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I think this movie, also this movie, I think is officially like one of our first like considered cult movies. I think like underground, like as far as that being trauma and everything, I would say it qualifies as horror. just Oh no, it's horror, but it's still like a cult movie because of the following that trauma has, you know?
01:16:52
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Right. And you know, you know, who shows up to finish off Frenchie? Yeah.
01:17:03
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that's G. G. Our man, our man G. Fresh. Fresh. ah Oh, yeah.
01:17:13
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He cuts off Frenchie's head. fucking love when Frenchie's head hits the ground. but He's still saying, ow, ow, yeah ow. arrow yeah That's not how that works.
01:17:27
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Some people say it kind of is. But you need lungs to be able to form, to be able to so make sounds. Probably gurgle.
01:17:38
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Yeah, it'd be like... It'd be like, gurgle, gurgle.
01:17:44
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ah He would just say gurgle, gurgle. Gurgle. Hey, gurgle, gurgle. Gurgle, my good man. Yeah. Gurgle, gurgle. Gurgle, my...
01:17:57
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You about to say gurgle gurgle my good man. Yes I did say that. Gurgle gurgle my good man. ah Alfred gives the fucking horse to the chief.
01:18:12
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yeah You don't want the horse. He sends him over there to kill it. Well, he doesn't send him to kill it, but he does fucking kill it. You hear it off screen.
01:18:25
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Well, he's like, hey, boom, or whatever, and sends his two boys over there. He sends them over there, you just hear it dying. Alfred Packer, do you have any el last words?
01:18:38
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Yes, I do.
01:18:41
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Right. Make it snappy. Probably the most important thing is that when things... get really bad, and the world looks its darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say, well, alright.
01:18:55
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Because it's probably going to get a whole hell of a lot worse. joll good speech Now let's get on with the hanging.
01:19:03
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ah Pauly comes up and she's wanting to bang Alford. Oh, definitely. Fucking, uh... and And you know who returns?
01:19:16
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but Right when they're getting ready to sing? For the finale of the movie, our boy Shannon. With everything still stuck in his head. still Still not dead, so to this day may still be alive. Yeah. Singing out with the Cyclops.
01:19:37
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You looking at my...
01:19:43
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you ah You ain't southern, boys. Yeah,
01:19:50
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yeah I'm fucking... I love this movie so much. I'll probably watch it again tonight. Yeah, I want to kind of go through and look at some of those little things you were talking about. oh yeah.
01:20:02
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Like, that... The scene where they're at the canyon, it does look like a matte painting, but I swear it's not. I mean, they couldn't even afford that, so I believe it. Yeah. The movie is fucking great. um It's a good time.
01:20:17
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you don't like musicals at all, then ah you might still like this one. Watch it anyway. You might still like it just because of how ridiculous the songs are in them and and of themselves.
01:20:30
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But it's a lot of fun. It's silly. And it holds up still. Yeah. And if you don't like musicals, Well, sorry to say, but we're going to do Rocky Horror soon enough.
01:20:45
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Yeah, at some point. And then i wanted to do Poultry Geist. Yeah, Poultry Geist. That's another fun trauma musical. But fear or not, we're not going to do Grease.
01:21:01
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Yeah. Grease can stay in its lane. We're going watch Rocky Horror is the best. yeah Agreed. ah queen tooy I mean, how are you going to... But I would say Cannibal the Musical is not far behind. I mean, it's a secondary. I think that they could absolutely pull off some kind of Rocky Horror-esque live live watch.
01:21:28
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You know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah. um If not, do like a Broadway musical out of it. um I think it would be excellent both ways, personally. Yeah, they if they played this at a theater, just for...
01:21:44
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ah kind of like Rocky Horror, I'd go see it every goddamn time they played it. Yeah, absolutely. Every fucking time. It's fun. I don't even know how many times I've seen Rocky Horror. yeah Jesus Christ, when I was a teenager, I went every week.
01:22:00
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Yeah. It's fun, man. But you know what I have to say? Spadoinkle? Yep. Everybody have a spadoinkle day. yes And remember, if somebody's getting too far in your personal space, put them in timeout for 20 seconds.
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01:22:23
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