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PATREON SNEAK PEEK: Latchkey Vids - Cop Rock Ep 2
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Here's a sneak peek of our latest Patreon segment available for only $3 a month at patreon.com/worsepeople! In this month's installment of Latchkey Vids, we continue the journey into 1990's COP ROCK. The consequences of Detective LaRusso's unjustified shooting are felt while we meet a new member of the squad and get some great songs including an epic rock opera about wishing for riches, a sexy saxophone number about cops loving their brothers and we get some unexpected sexism from Ronnie Cox.
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Introduction and Segment Launch
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Hello out there in Listenerland. This is a sneak preview of our new segment for Patreon, Latchkey Vids, in which we are discussing Forgotten, or in this case, Never Known, television shows from the
Introduction to 'Cop Rock' Episode 2
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90s. This month we are talking about Cop Rock, Episode 2, Ill-Gotten Gains. So here's a little sneak peek for you.
Patreon Promotion
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If you want to hear more, check out patreon dot.com slash worst people for only $3 a month.
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Let's keep this!
Humorous Discussion on Detective LaRusso
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But there is a great thing the the mayor brings up, Detective LaRusso's package. ah Detective LaRusso's package reads like a rap sheet, and I got a clip for this, and it's just funny to hear. Go on. Detective LaRusso's package reads like a felony rap sheet. We're gonna take a pregnant pause. That fucking pause was overdue. Nine incidents in seven years involving excessive force.
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Five of them resulting in lawsuit? She sounds like she's reading a script. A man is a loose kid. A detective? And the awesome ball shooting team are satisfied that LaRusso acted within policy. Then so am I. Well, I'm not. Detective LaRusso's package. Beat, beat, beat. She just got distracted. That was the actress. LaRusso's package.
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Let me just drift off for a moment. Think about his package. Oh, shit. We're filming Italian reads like she is also waiting for the dude to give her the thing. But just like out of context, it's yeah, because the ah oh, fuck, what did you call them last time?
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the backup singers from her song last time. Oh, like the Tom Selleckas? Yes, the Tom Selleckas. There's only one of them left, and it's the one that's now at Mustache. so Yeah. And he's the one standing there. He's also got a big thing for next episode that really relates to her being not an attractive woman. So the next episode, I'll find out if he's the guy from Scrubs.
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Yeah, because he's got lines, so he might actually be in the credits. ah Good to know. But she's basically like, hey, you know, she tells because Ronnie Cox and Oz stick up for the cop, you know, yeah, that's what they do. And she's like, well, this is fucking all our shit up. So you get out of here, you take care of it. And I have one more clip to play immediately. And it's a short one, but it's good. Ronnie Cox in the elevator right afterward. And you hear that old buzzard, Ozzy.
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She treated me like a dog.
Political Commentary in 'Cop Rock'
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Crushed me like a bug, she said. This politics chief, it'll blow over. Used to be. Here it comes. A woman was like a horse. He could saddle them up. They never complained. Ride them till they dropped and put a bullet between their eyes.
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get yourself with another ah Get yourself another one. you you What are you doing with your women? What? Also, he's so out of breath. She is. Treating like a dog. Says she's gonna squish me like a bug. I got a thing for animals right now. Women used to be like horses. Ooh, there's another one. You could ride them.
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Whew, getting through the cube. And an elevator. Shoot him and get it up. Well, they have a heart attack. Get him another one. They're in an elevator going up to his office, which this is a very accepting building because we know from last episode that he has a Disney level animatronic in his office and he that shoots.
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Uh, you slippery sauce buster or something like that. This time he goes in, he pulls out two fucking he pulls out a shotgun and I'm like, well, you can't use that indoors. i Dude, I don't know, man. Those other ones, those are cowboy guns. Those are going to be loud too late. Maybe he has a soundproof office. You're putting too much maybe on this shit.
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I think we live in a world where people don't hear people singing as it's like a know as an abnormal thing. And we live in a world where people's captains or chiefs chiefs shooting their office. What is it? Any other guys? They did a desk pop. Yeah, that's exactly what I was getting ready to say too.
Humor in the Office
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We got stuff hanging out so much. Well, this time he you see the thing come out, but then in front of it pops out a cut out of the mayor. He was ready to be pissed at her today. Yeah, this is not the first time he has these. He has a company that makes these 10 a month ship deer to your to wait. I have 12. I have 12.
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um Meetings with the mayor this can I get 13 this is gonna be a leap year. I'm gonna want to adjust for that Don't get me just a normal on February. Let's keep it All right. There was a little clip from our episode on cop rock episode two.
Patreon and Additional Content Promotion
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Remember patreon dot.com slash worst people for only $3 a month. You can get and an episode of latch key vids every month, plus our mental health episodes where we discuss movies that we love. And we've got some other stuff for you. You can vote on things. You can get requests, et cetera, et cetera. There's a newsletter, all kinds of good stuff. So remember, check out patreon dot.com slash worst people.