The whole gang is here to discuss the haunted "hijinx" of 1988's HIGH SPIRITS starring Steve Guttenberg, Darryl Hannah, Peter O'Toole, Beverly D'Angelo and Liam Neeson! It's bahookie night!

High Spirits

We present a very special episode of our sideshow, SCHLOCK & LOAD, all about action movies of the 80s and 90s; good, bad or just plain schlocky. This week Jack, Derrick and new guest Ben riff on 1992's Steven Seagal masterpiece, UNDER SIEGE. When Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones team up to take over a Navy battleship, the only person that can stop them is Steven Seagal with the assistance of his spunky-haired and sometimes topless sidekick, Miss July 1989!

Under Siege (A Schlock & Load Special)

We conclude our episode about the amazing alien dance rock opera VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS! Come back with Derrick, Jack, Whitney amd Patrick!

Voyage of the Rock Aliens Part 2

The whole gang is here, Whitney, Jack, Derrick and Patrick, to talk about the 1984 space alien rock opera, VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS. Starring Pia Zadora, Tom Nolan and Craig Sheffer, this flick is a ton of fun (to everyone but Patrick) and we had a great time discussing it. So great, in fact, that we went WAY too long so it had to be split into a two-parter. Join us; laugh, cry, be disgusted and rejoice!

Voyage of the Rock Aliens Pt 1

This week the crew discusses a 1990 film with the Bills (Pullman & Paxton) that turns out to be actually wonderful. We gush over the awesomeness and laugh at the bizarre circumstances and somehow still bring up Gary Busey.

Brain Dead (1990)

It's Valentine's Day and it's time to watch some sappy tripe! Whitney, Derrick and Patrick suffer through a movie we have seen 1,000 times even though we've never seen it before. Roberts and Clooney bicker, Kaitlyn Dever suffers and the side characters entertain in this 2022 borefest!

Ticket to Paradise

In memorial of Jack Kirby, who passed away 29 years ago as of the release of this episode, Patrick, Derrick and Whitney decided to watch what is, perhaps, the WORST comic book adaptation ever made. And that's saying a lot. We try to figure out what's going on, why this is just a cartoon and what in god's name they did to Galactus. Suffer with us as we get a little too drunk trying to deal with this crap.

Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer

The guys are joined by a new guest, Jack, and they fall off their chairs laughing about YK Kim's Miami Connection. An 80's band made up of Tae Kwon Do fighters battle ninja bikers to stop cocaine from flowing through Orlando.. not Miami. 

Miami Connection

What the *&^% is this movie? Figure it out with Derrick, Patrick and special guest Whitney as they try to stay awake watching this turd starring (?) Mark Hamill and Bill Paxton with special guests F. Murray Abraham and Ben *&^%ing Kingsley!

Slipstream

Derrick and Patrick are joined by Mike (owner of Harbottle Brewing) to discuss his recommendation, Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon from 1985. This kung fu blaxploitation cult classic stars Taimak, Vanity and Julius Carrey III and follow's Taimak's Leroy Green (aka Bruce Leroy) on his quest to obtain The Glow and become the Last Dragon. It is also definitely the BEST movie we have ever covered, but we find plenty of stuff to laugh about along the way.

The Last Dragon

Hosts Derrick and Patrick along with guests riff on, pick on and laugh about bad, stupid, poorly made films while exposing how corrupt their  souls really are.

Bad Movies, Worse People

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