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BONUS Ep 151: Friday the 13th Part II
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There's only one Friday the 13th this year, so we're diving into the first film in the franchise that features Jason as the burlap sack-wearing masked killer. In this entry, a group of would-be counselors converge on a new camp near Camp Crystal Lake under the tutelage of a new head counselor, where they hear the tale of Jason Voorhees shortly before they start dying in jaw-dropping fashion. Spears, knives, boobs, bikinis, horny teens and the franchise's first appearance of Jason's trademark machete! DOOOOOOMED!
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Transcript
Introduction and Episode Setup
00:00:00
Speaker
Welcome back. It's Friday the 13th and this week what's brown and sits on a piano Beethoven's last movement. Oh, I'm there. I'm Whitney. I took a turd on a piano earlier. This is bad movies. We're Friday the edition.
00:00:53
Speaker
Well, so I'll stay right off the top. We were supposed to have a guest on this because, you know, zip pulled out of the bag. This one, his favorite one. Yeah.
00:01:04
Speaker
And then um ah life circumstances kept him from being here, which is crummy. I think I would have had more fun watching it with him. I mean, I still had a lot of fun watching it. And from his text, it's a it's a good thing that he wasn't able to be here.
00:01:23
Speaker
Okay. So, yeah, but we will have him back obviously for other Friday the 13th, but that's not until next year, yeah but I told him we'd get him back before then.
Selection of 'Friday the 13th, Part 2'
00:01:33
Speaker
Maybe at some point we talk about the burning, which is another really cool Jersey set slasher kind of based on the same somewhat real serial killer guy that the Friday the 13th series is based on.
00:01:46
Speaker
I'm sure it's okay. um It's an awesome movie and it's the one that Tom Savini went and worked on instead of doing this movie. so And I know he likes that, so maybe we'll do that one
Analysis of Director and Film Absence
00:01:56
Speaker
day. But the one we're talking about today is Friday the 13th, part two.
00:02:01
Speaker
Part two. Directed by Steve Miner, who was, I believe, a producer on the first one. And then ah Sean Cunningham had no interest in coming back, as did not Tom Savini or Betsy Palmer or anybody else, really, because they were like, why is Jason, why has he been alive this whole time?
00:02:23
Speaker
Yeah. where she how much How many years between the first one and this one? Because this
Characters and Setting Overview
00:02:28
Speaker
is 81. They said five years in universe, but this is one year in real life.
00:02:34
Speaker
So they're just pumping them out. Oh, yeah. This one came out May 1st, 1981. Okay. Right okay so right at the peak of summer viewing. And if you in case you didn't recognize know that, dude Mark in a wheelchair is wearing a shirt that says 81 it.
00:02:50
Speaker
Oh, is he? no okay Yeah. jerry was figured he was a wide receiver or tight end. He used to be until he got paralyzed. Can't be both. He's a wide receiver. You keep that in tight.
00:03:01
Speaker
I mean, he is training. He is in training. Also, he's he's a welcome back, kind of. Is him? Yeah. Whitney wouldn't recognize him because she wasn't on the episode, but he was kind of in Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins. Oh, yeah. I never saw that.
00:03:16
Speaker
He played Jim on the soap opera that our fake Korean guy was watching on TV. So he was on a fake soap opera that was made for a movie that nobody saw.
00:03:29
Speaker
We saw it. B-Rocker loves that movie. I'm going to own that shit on 4K. I believe Kino Lorber has it, lonely at least on Blu-ray.
00:03:41
Speaker
Yeah, but I will not be buying it. I will. But this movie comes in at a sweet 87 minutes. I wonder why it 87 and not 81.
00:03:53
Speaker
Well, because they had to have the seven minute recap of the first movie.
Box Office and Critical Reception
00:03:57
Speaker
Dude, I was wondering. i was like, this because you said beforehand how short it was. I put it on. was like, could just could have been like a fucking 80 minute movie. this is This is in and out if we don't need a recap.
00:04:07
Speaker
Yeah. yeah Yeah. No, up till the recap, I paused it and looked and it was just just under seven minutes. And I don't mind the recap because I don't watch these all the time. So I was like, all right, cool. It's good to see. Like, when did we watch that last one? Like nine years ago?
00:04:24
Speaker
God, it was last year. Yeah, it was December. December. You might hear squeaking in the background. My daughter's dog is a puppy. And if you were watching, you saw me holding him at the beginning.
00:04:37
Speaker
ah But this guy this guy has ah directed other movies that we'll have to talk about one day. So he directed Friday the 13th Part 3. So obviously we'll get to that eventually. ah He directed The First House.
00:04:49
Speaker
ah Warlock. Have you ever heard of My Father the Hero? Yes. Oh, with Gerard Depardieu. Yeah, he directed that one. Yeah, we got to make sure we get some underage crafts and Heigl in a bikini shots for that movie.
00:05:02
Speaker
And he directed Big Bully with ah Tom Arnold and Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. Yeah, i remember that too. I kept thinking of Zelensky and I was like, no, that's not his real name. Yeah.
00:05:15
Speaker
And it was written by Ron Kurz, whose only credit I recognized was the first credit of the What's up, Ronkers? This is Ronkers right here, dude. He fucking does some great fucking slasher movies. Isn't that right, Ronkers? Ronkers, toss me a brew.
00:05:29
Speaker
Well, the best part is he didn't actually write the first one. I'm sure we talked about it when we did it, but he just did rewrites on it.
Plot Summary and Key Scenes
00:05:35
Speaker
He supplied the beer when they were in studio. theyre like, hey, Ronkers, make a fucking B-W-E-W-R-U-N beer Yeah.
00:05:43
Speaker
That was pretty smooth. you Yeah, it was. I'm like... It's his song. Oh. Be R-U-N, be R-U-N, run. All we need is a 10 and a 5, something, something, somewhere to drive.
00:05:56
Speaker
Be the leadable R-U-N, be run. All right, so this is... We'll do the box office game. This is a Friday the 13th movie. It made 1.10. No, it made one and a half million dollars. How much did it cost to make it?
00:06:13
Speaker
It cost 1.25 million dollars. Um, is this, it made more than that. So is this world or, uh, I only have one number. I'm pretty sure it was,
00:06:27
Speaker
Mostly if they call it worldwide, but i think it was pretty much domestic. Yeah, I'm going to go. I'll go. You usually let me go first. My gentleman.
00:06:38
Speaker
ah i want to say shit to just two million. I'll go seven. You guys have little faith in these Friday the 13th movies.
00:06:49
Speaker
This one made twenty one point seven million dollars. Wow. Damn. Yeah. They always make a lot of money, especially the early ones. I mean, they cost nothing.
00:07:00
Speaker
And I think I'm just so used to these later ones that are just fucking Garbo that they're pumping out. I mean, like we did ah not not for this franchise, but like Halloween Resurrection,
Special Effects and Gore Discussion
00:07:10
Speaker
that era, because I was working in a movie theater, I'm so much more familiar with and I hate them and they're garbage and they make no money.
00:07:18
Speaker
We are all dumber for having watched this. May God have mercy on your souls. um Yeah, but these early ones, I mean, when they were costing nothing and we're at the height right now of slasher movies, you know what i mean? We've got we've had a Halloween. We've had the first Friday the 13th.
00:07:37
Speaker
So we're in we've had you know some of these other ones like the burning and black Christmas. What year's nightmare? Nightmare on Elm Street. 79. um seventy nine No, no, no, no. Nightmare was in the 80s, but 81 nightmare. I don't think we've had it yet. 1984. So, yeah, that one has not happened yet.
00:07:54
Speaker
OK, so this one was not as cut up as some of the later ones we've already talked about, because for those who don't know, we do these out of order. We draw them out of a magic bag, which I have a pillowcase with an eye socket cut out.
00:08:10
Speaker
But ah there was. ah the There's the ah infamous double impalement in this movie that was originally cut to avoid an X rating. But like there's a gorier version than what we saw, because all we really see is a spear go through a bed.
00:08:26
Speaker
yeah Apparently, there's another part that was cut. That's what they had to cut to get rid of the
Camp Setting and Character Dynamics
00:08:31
Speaker
X rating. Or actually, I'm an idiot and I didn't read my whole thing that i wrote down myself four days ago they uh recovered it from a vhs tape and restored it and it's included in this box set so this sweet sweet shout factory box set that i have a friday 13th actually does have it so what we got was the version that was cut for an x rating which doesn't make any sense it is a pretty sweet box set it is did you get the my big box the double impalement jack uh-uh
00:09:03
Speaker
it would have been jeff and jeff and sandra sandra i had such a hard time with these names dude i don't know because i think it's because it's a horror movie where like i know almost all of you are gonna die so it's like why should i get to know you it's like working at a fucking restaurant when somebody comes in like hi i'm billy i'm like for the first month you don't have a name we'll see if you're still here tom But they the ah this one especially, though, it's like the first one tried to give our characters some kind of like inner lives.
00:09:35
Speaker
We've seen it in some of the later ones. I actually appreciated this one. It's just like, look, here's some people. You'll learn one or two things. This guy's a douchebag. This guy played football. ah This guy is a nerd.
00:09:47
Speaker
Oh, no, they have they have the perfect, when the camp counselor's there, he might as well be like, okay, let's see, do we have the slutty girls? Right up front, we have the slutty girls. Do we have a buff guy? Buff guy over here.
00:09:58
Speaker
I'm looking for sexy guy. I see sexy guy over here. He's going to try and sleep with everybody. I seem to be missing a black guy. Oh, there he is. Got a black guy back there. he's got the rainbow suspenders. um Comic relief.
00:10:09
Speaker
You'll do. head You're not that funny, but you will work, Ted. Do you do any sort of like goofy voices? You bet, boss. Okay, he's in. You are skinny and you are redhead, so you you'll count.
00:10:21
Speaker
Yeah, that's why relief that's why I gained so much weight. People weren't taking me seriously. And then we need the final girl. Where is our final girl at? We don't have a final girl yet, um but I do hear somebody driving up.
00:10:34
Speaker
We're going to make her the final girl.
Humor and Quotable Moments
00:10:38
Speaker
So i I mentioned that Tom Savini didn't do this movie, which is pretty obvious. But that left room for Stan Winston to come in, who is famous for Jurassic Park and some other stuff.
00:10:50
Speaker
And then because of some scheduling conflicts and whatever happened, he ended up having to leave. So then they brought in this other guy, Carl Fullerton. And I think the gore is fine, but it's just it's definitely not up to par with Savini.
00:11:02
Speaker
Yeah, it's fine. it It leans closer to what did we watch? Five? ah Five and seven. yeah Five the one with Roy or the one with... Five is the one with Roy. Seven is the one with Carrie.
00:11:16
Speaker
Seven is the one with Weekend at Bernie's. Please. So it's like it was closer to the lack of the kill shots. Like you see them coming and then you see the after.
00:11:29
Speaker
Well, I mean, you do see like... We got lot good penetration and stuff. i just it's yeah Number seven was the one that we watched where everything was just... Yeah, everything was cut out. That's where the John john Carl Buechler got all his cool kills taken out.
00:11:43
Speaker
I'll tell you what did you notice it the most or what I notice it the most is like when they're slitting throats or doing like a slow cut because they take the knife and they do the slit and then there is some blood, but it is not a fucking Savini amount of blood. That's the thing.
00:11:57
Speaker
So that's where me, I'm like, definitely not Savini. It's probably more realistic in all honesty. When you do a quick cut, it takes a second for the blood to come out. I'm not watching this for realism. I'm looking to see sloth and overalls start banging some fucking skulls.
00:12:12
Speaker
The closest we get to Savini is when Jason gets his shoulder blasted there at the end with the machete because it's just spurting. Not nearly the level, but it is spurting. Yeah, the claw hammer to the back of the head Savini style would have been like a close up of the skull collapsing in kind of thing. yeah
Pacing, Humor, and Audience Expectations
00:12:29
Speaker
The blood just.
00:12:30
Speaker
Oh, it would have been just a gusher. He's like, look, I found this real human skull. It still has a brain in it, but the guy's dead. So I found this dead body down the road. um I found ah a live. per He's a pedophile. So does anybody have an objection to me? to Just just hammering. Let's do it.
00:12:47
Speaker
No, we're good. We're good. We're good. All right. and if i job This is the forests of New Jersey. I'm sure I can find a dead body. Oh, yeah. You throw a rock. You just hit a dead body or you just made one.
00:12:59
Speaker
But ive i found a thing here that I found very entertaining. So Roger Ebert famously did not like the first movie and he didn't really do a review. wrong And he didn't like any of them.
00:13:11
Speaker
But this is the only one that he did a print review for is a half star out of four. And the review says, everybody in the audience imitated hoot owls and hyenas. Another girl another girl in the film went into her room, started to undress. Five guys sitting together in the theater started a chant, we want boobs.
00:13:31
Speaker
And then finally his review ended with, this review will suffice for Friday the 13th movie of your choice. yeah yeah So in other words, just take this review.
00:13:42
Speaker
People were hooting and howling. They wanted boobs. Copy paste on everyone. that glos out We only got one set of boobs in this one. Man, they were good, too. They're welcome backs. Yeah. You recognize her?
00:13:55
Speaker
Oh, yeah. From what? Midnight Madness. Did Derek already tell you? no you No. She fucking yeah recognized her. She was the second pair of boobs I wanted to see the most.
00:14:08
Speaker
The one that I wanted to see the most is the one we never got. We got a side joke on her. Did get joke on her? No, meant like in Midnight Madness. I wanted to see the darker hair, not sunshine, but the other chick. She is sunshine.
00:14:19
Speaker
This is sunshine. Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to see the other chick's burbs. Oh, okay. I want to see them all, really. I'm like a fucking young ah young boy in the middle of a Halloween or Friday the 13th movie. Just, we want boobs. Jack wants boobs.
00:14:35
Speaker
i mean Bleep wants boobs. Bleep and I have talked about it before, why it's so obligatory to have boobs in like these late 70s, 80s movies. There wasn't readily available pern.
Character Motivations and Horror Tropes
00:14:44
Speaker
like You couldn't just go Google medium-sized boobs on your your porn hub. You had to wait until the movie came around you know hope your mom wasn't walking by. We would go, oh, yeah.
00:14:54
Speaker
And then, you know, no one's walking around. Rewind. Oh, yeah. Rewind. Oh, yeah. One day your parents sit down and they're like well, let's see what this Friday the 13th is about. And it gets to that part and it's all like janky and shit. The tracking is all fucked up.
00:15:10
Speaker
but Same thing as Total Recall for three boobs. That's just fucking blank spot on the VHS. That's why I'm glad I had DVDs and I was like, skip back, skip back. He's got all the chapters written down. All right. If I go to 216, I get to see three nipples.
00:15:26
Speaker
But if I go 405, I get to see two and a half. Yeah.
00:15:33
Speaker
But so this movie starts with ah with Alice from the first movie, Adrienne King. The one we talked about was famously stalked by a real person in real life. Zip had mentioned that she really didn't even want to do this one and ah that she requested to be murdered soon.
00:15:49
Speaker
Yeah. So um can i can I be killed soon? Just asking. So it starts with her having nightmares about the first movie. We get all that. um I do like like she's...
00:16:03
Speaker
looking around the house and everything's all like spoopy because like she wakes up to crashing noises there's like a spooky cat there's mysterious phone calls there's all this stuff going on and then she cattle she opens the fridge and there's a fucking head in the fridge i'm like whose head is this it's mom's was it mom's yes why is it so much worse than the later part of the movie it's only because she didn't put it in a salad crisper because it's because i was like you kept it in the fridge you gotta put it in a salad crisper otherwise like it's good this thing's gonna smell like every condiment you forgot to close mom you smell a bit like mustard and a lot like cabbage you smell like bread and butter pickles oh that's disgusting
00:16:46
Speaker
Those are the worst pickles. I'm traumatized from the time I went to the store and bought those not knowing what they were. Traumatized. Derek loves bread and butter. I like them. You would, dude. only in Only in certain settings.
00:16:58
Speaker
Like what? When you want to make yourself vomit? Like you just you're looking to taste bile? A turkey sandwich. Yeah. Turkey sandwich. A big fatty burger.
00:17:09
Speaker
No, I need that sharp dill. and You know what? Not just random bread and butter pickles. I'm not buying Vlasic or any of that shit. It's got to be the Bubbies. Buy the flaccid. You might as well get a flaccid pickle up there. If I got a flaccid pickle from my burger, go on.
00:17:26
Speaker
ah she So she gets killed with a slow ice pick to the temple. Yeah. Was it the temple? I thought it was her cheek. like he was He was trying to lobotomize her. He saw it a fucking magazine. He was like, I got this.
00:17:39
Speaker
The magazine's from the 40s. Whoops. He's like, I've seen one flew over the cuckoo's nest. I know how to do this.
Character Development and Narrative Choices
00:17:46
Speaker
Here's how to lobotomize your neighbor. Also, watch out for those crusty little Germans coming over here.
00:17:51
Speaker
Why are they crusty Germans? No, because they but got the whole way over across the ocean. They're crusty. Crustations. Where think that comes from? Crusty comes from crustations. They have semen crusted on their clothes.
00:18:02
Speaker
Oh, disgusting. Whitney, you take something nice like crusty Germans and you make it gross. Yep, that's me.
00:18:11
Speaker
So we meet we start meeting our cast of characters here. We have Sandra and Jeff. Sandra was played by somebody named Marta Kober. ah She wasn't really in much. She was in rad, which is pretty. Oh, OK.
00:18:25
Speaker
Fuck yeah it is She played Becky I don't remember who that is When I hear Rad and Becky I think Aunt Becky But that's not her name in that show In that movie Should be just to make our lives easier We will have to talk about Rad one day Because they have a slow dance on BMX bikes At like a school dance Send me an angel Rad Fuck yeah And I believe that has a really early Red Hot Chili Peppers playing a live show I think so. If it's not that, if it's skate or die. I watched all those early extreme sports movies.
00:19:02
Speaker
I watched them all in one month with the bleeps, and one of them definitely has, like, you don't know who this goofy band is, Red Hot Chili Peppers. so Okay. I can't remember because I just watched Rad again recently, but i don't And you don't remember that?
00:19:16
Speaker
I don't remember a lot. Okay. It's not a great movie. in general. It's just fun. Yeah. Oh, yeah. theres there's There's another one we'll have to watch that you might not have seen. ah That's a sports movie, or an extreme sports movie called BMX Bandits.
00:19:30
Speaker
It's Australian. It was directed by Brian Trenchard Smith, who did... ah He did a bunch of the Ozploitation movies I like, but one you might know off the top of your head. I know you haven't seen it, but you told me about it with Stunt Rock.
00:19:44
Speaker
Mm-hmm, which I own. We got to do that at some point, or at least we have to watch it together to see if it's an episode, because otherwise it's like trying to describe a Michael Bay fucking script. Then the car goes, er and then it's like there's a wall, but and the driver's all, ha!
00:19:59
Speaker
and then the girls all, ooh. And we will talk about him later this year. So we'll get there. Because he directed Leprechaun 3. And I i believe that will be part of our Hallothreen that we're doing this year. But yeah, so we have Sandra and Jeff. That's her. Jeff is played by Bill Randolph.
00:20:16
Speaker
Bill Randolph, i I noticed, the only thing I noticed in his credits was Dressed to Kill, which is a cool movie. But he's not really in it. He plays a cabbie. So he's just one of those guys. But, uh, and we also get to see crazy Ralph from the first movie. Yes, I know. so I was so happy. I wanted him just to still be yelling doomed at everybody. Like, um let's take Hey, how you doing today? Doomed. I'm good, but you're doomed. Yeah.
00:20:41
Speaker
Can I get a number five large with a side of fries also? You're doomed. He does come up to them while they're making a phone call to their buddy Ted. and And you can see their truck getting towed. He's literally just like, hey, hey, you're doomed.
00:20:56
Speaker
And like runs off. Who's there? You, you who? You're doomed. but Doesn't tell him that their truck is currently getting lifted up to be towed. Oh, yeah.
00:21:06
Speaker
That truck, that tow truck comes in like they walk away from their truck and like their backs are still to it. They're
Plot Twists and Unexpected Events
00:21:12
Speaker
10 feet away and that tow truck's already backing in. I'm glad it was a car prank because otherwise I'm like, this guy is gung ho about like, do not fucking park here.
00:21:20
Speaker
Right. this is your style everywhere It's a small town. This is the one curb that says no parking. So he just hangs out in the alley right there. You're facing the wrong way. Yeah. Yeah. Don't be a But it is a car prank because it gets towed away and they chase it all the way down.
00:21:36
Speaker
And they find would have jumped in the back of that thing. Dude, like you're taking me to the junkyard, too. Exactly what I fucking said. If he could have ran next to the window to yell at him, he could have jumped in the bed. Yeah.
00:21:47
Speaker
Yeah. that's Because that's literally he's like, hey, asshole, that's my truck. And then like they just chase it. And i'm like, yeah, it's right there, dude. um Get in. You're athletic. You're spry. You're svelte. But we meet Ted played by Stu Charno, who was in Christine. Oh, dude. Stu Charno is a terrible dish.
00:22:05
Speaker
I don't know. We'll give it another try. Can we get some Stu Charno for the table? Spicy, please. Oh, I didn't try the spicy Stu Charno. Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:16
Speaker
Yeah. We'll all share it just in case it's not good. I had a gazpacho style ice cold. ah Oh, it's not supposed to be served that way. You're just at a bad restaurant. Oh, I was just drunk eating it out of the refrigerator. Didn't have time to heat it up, dude. Come on. Make that face like you haven't done cold stew out of the fridge, out of the reefer.
00:22:35
Speaker
uh was it a fatty stew like was the all stews are fatty stews except for this one i don't like the chunks of fat so you stir me oh dude i'll i'll come next time we're drinking we go to my house i'll eat all the chunks of fat off the top and you can have the rest well no i like to heat it up and have the fat no that's not an option i don't have a microwave um i do however love cold pizza and cold chinese food Oh, cold Chinese food is tops.
00:23:02
Speaker
Oh, no. Cold Chinese food is second. Cold fried chicken is tops. Go on. Right. Derek's like, you all are heathens. You have to heat everything up in the Cold fried chicken when you're home from the bar one of the best things in the fucking world, dude. It is. Especially when you forget that you have- The skin's all soggy. Yeah.
00:23:20
Speaker
so Okay, so am I. He's got all his teeth, Jack. Especially when you forget- Especially when you forgot you had it, you like stumble in the at your house, you take your pants off, you put on your Darth Vader bathrobe, and you're like, oh man, I'm hammered. I got to have something to eat. All I have here is, oh, what's this in the back? Is that flaccid celery? It looks like flaccid celery. Is that cold fried chicken?
00:23:43
Speaker
I think it is. I think and sober you was like, drunk me is going to love this. Let's talk a little bit back here. Every now and then the two get along where sober me is like, I'm gonna set you up real nice for today.
00:23:53
Speaker
Other times, like going to go all day without eating and then I'm going to have 16 gins and your problem. yeah yeah Actually, it's Tucson's problem.
00:24:06
Speaker
So they head off to camp. Yeah. Oh, we just started this movie. and There's this scene at the beginning where the road is blocked with a log. And I was like, OK, so it's setting up. them is going to get killed right here.
00:24:20
Speaker
Yeah, nothing happens. I think it was for her to see the sign. Yeah, but then they established Camp Blood again later on in the movie. you
Building Tension and Suspense
00:24:28
Speaker
can't And also, they they it's I mean, it's shot just like Derek saying, where they're like, well, it looks like somebody dragged this out here. Let's move it to the side. Like, this is getting set up for someone to get chopped up.
00:24:39
Speaker
Yeah, like I didn't have this girl's name yet and she walked off to go look at the Camp Crystal Lake sign that was in the brushes there and I was like, well, that's why we didn't get her name. ah She did. But she not dead.
00:24:52
Speaker
She good. So they're all meeting up at this new camp, ah basically just for counselor training before the camp starts. ah We meet Paul, who's the head counselor.
00:25:03
Speaker
John Fury or Furry. Not 100% sure on this one. He looks like Jeff Daniels Wish.com. He's in one episode of Cheers. Oh. Season one, episode 16, he plays larry Larry season one episode 16 I'm having trouble remembering nope it's not there I was going to my catalog I don't have it sorry I always I started writing down the episodes because sometimes you'll be like oh shit that's right is is your name of the episode
00:25:34
Speaker
ah I'm sure it has a name I mean I know it does random question again old was Jason when he died like eight or nine I was wondering that too, because he's a fully grown ass man and there's five years. Like let's let's put this overall freak at 25 or actually i mean we could put him at like 18, 19. If you really, really wanted to, cause he is like, he died in ah sixty s or the the fifties is when that first, the first movie starts and it's like the fifties. Oh, that's right. Cause he's already dead. he's He's already dead in the first one. Right. He's just a wrinkled little lake baby.
00:26:14
Speaker
Yeah. And this movie posits that he never actually died. She was mistaken. and he's been living in the woods like a crazy man. Or does I'm sure you've said these lores are so disjointed.
00:26:26
Speaker
Is there anything that explains like the magicness of it going back? I know each one gets a little bit more fantastical, but nothing goes back and says like, Oh, actually he was alive because of his mother's love. And then when she died, the hatred got passed on.
00:26:40
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I don't think so, but I'm not a hundred percent sure. Cause I haven't, the most recent I've watched any of these is, is us watching them other than I watched, uh, ah number nine which is the one that explains that he's actually like a demon worm that lives inside of people and gets passed on so that could go back to this but that old story you know the you've heard it once you've heard it a million times is that the one with tunnels also no no that's that's five oh Remake has tunnels. ah But the the episodeer the episode, by the way, Jack, is called The Boys in the Bar.
00:27:13
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And it's where Norm and the gang are afraid that Cheers will become a gay bar. Oh, my God. Such a good episode. Is Larry a gay boy? I don't know if Larry's one of the gay boys. um Because it's a whole group of guys that are like, yeah, yeah, good we don't want those gay. Because one of Sam's old baseball playing buddies came out in like a book that he was gay.
00:27:33
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And everyone was just kind of like, well, I don't want this place turned into a gay bar. So they find out there's two guys in the bar that are gay. Turns out it's two that are in the group with them the whole time. I do remember that episode because i I tried watching Cheers from the beginning.
00:27:49
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That first season gets as as a while to get through. I think I made it. Were you drinking that far? Usually. One beer each episode. Let's do it. Hey, guys. I don't want to sound needy here. I'm needy.
00:28:00
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00:29:02
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ah We have Jenny, who shows up late to camp. She's Paul's assistant slash fuck buddy, played by Amy Steele, who was also in April Fool's Day. So she's got a type. She does these slashers.
00:29:14
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I've seen April Fool's Day. i was a wee lass. i've I've seen it. I don't remember. You remember the cover of the the movie, though, right? Oh, yeah. That's because it's the noose ponytail and stuff. The noose braid. I just can't remember who she was, but I know she was in it because the Internet told me and the Internet never lies.
00:29:33
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Not once. But yeah, she shows up late basically just to set up that she's fucking Paul. um Oh, my gosh. She comes in in a Volkswagen. I told you Krusty Germans were coming over.
00:29:45
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She's got a beat up Volkswagen. Volkswagen. And, you know, I like this movie because, like, I'm trying to figure out how to tell a story here, and there's no story. Like, they show up to camp. ah Paul tells them the story around the campfire about Jason. He does the spooky thing. The skinniest guy in the world jumps out in a fucking caveman Neanderthal outfit. Yeah. Like how did you not know it's him? Like, oh my God, he's seven foot tall and 110 pounds. That's gotta to be Stu.
00:30:12
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There's no one sitting around the fire reflecting all the light back at us. Where'd Stu go? My God, it's the fucking creature from the end of alien Romulus. What's he doing here? Have you met Ted?
00:30:24
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Yeah, he jumps out and scares everyone. And Paul is just basically like, OK, guys, we've all had our fun. But Jason drowned. Miss Voorhees is dead. Camp Crystal Lake is off limits. Shut the fuck up. Stop making jokes about it. you You just did the whole scoop spooky story with Stu jumping out of the spear.
00:30:39
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but Yeah, you're the one making jokes about it. and We go back to the cabin. Everybody's partying. We got Terry, who's who's the Midnight Madness girl. yeah Why isn't Mark named Terry?
00:30:53
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Because it's a lady Terry. No, but like. Because she has a Terry-er. Oh, the she her name was Terry. The boobies were Terry. Yeah. both The boobies were Terry. And also it's not. They weren't Terry. I know it's not a terrier. do you know what it is?
00:31:09
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It's a dog. Sort of shit. Okay. Well, I knew it wasn't a terrier, but it worked better for the joke. So, yeah. And she's got her little dog muffin running around.
00:31:20
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ah we have Mark. There's definitely a muffin running around. dude Mark played by Tom McBride from Remo Williams. he's he's He's a football player who's now in a wheelchair because of a motorcycle accident. Yeah. Yeah, but he doesn't believe the doctors when they say that he'll be in that wheelchair his whole life.
00:31:35
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He's training. You know what? He's got a good outlook. He's got a good outlook, to be honest. You know, he's like, hey, the doctor said I'm going to be in this wheelchair forever. But fuck those guys. When I get back on my feet.
00:31:47
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yeah I don't think so. Just fucking the doctor from steel just over and over. sparking you. He's got his camera mirrored, so you guys aren't actually poking out.
00:32:05
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You guys actually aren't poking. And then we meet Vicky as well, who's played by Lauren Marie Taylor. The only other thing I recognized in her credits was a movie called In a Violent Nature, which just came out last year. And its it was like a it's like a revival of the slasher genre. And it's pretty fucking intense. It's a good movie.
00:32:24
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And I'm sure that's why she's in it. Because someone was like, hey, you were in one of them there Friday the 13th movies. Yeah. yeah um and we have crazy ralph watching paul and jenny make out and he's dude they're like close up on his face and he first he just looks crazy and then he's like ah oh you're doomed oh you're doomed oh dude but then he gets a He gets David Carradine basically. Yeah, he does. He's sitting in the woods jerking off and then Jason comes up behind him and like garrots him against this fucking tree. Is that what that's called? Yeah, it was barbed wire. Yeah. A garrot is a piano wire thing with ah the wood on it, but it's he's correct. Like it's it's just a little overkill. Like just, you know, you don't have to bleed me out and choke me out. One or the other please.
00:33:10
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Because it's just overkill. I don't have that much blood or oxygen. It's going to be quick. Either way, I'm not in good health. You put any sort of wire around my neck? He's probably in better health than a lot of these people. He rides that bike everywhere. he doesn't just yeah He's getting good lung exercises yelling doomed.
00:33:27
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Doomed! you imagine him as your Peloton fucking teacher? Alright, now you're going to yell we're going by the the town kids. Yell real loud now. Doomed! Okay, that was good. That was good.
00:33:39
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Alright guys, we're going to have to pick up the pace. Pedal faster or else you're doomed! Ha ha ha ha
00:33:47
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I ain't got one. If you don't finish, you're doomed. ah Hurry up. The cat's got the doomies.
00:33:56
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ah So Sandra makes Jeff go with her to Camp Blood because she just wants to check it out. And we ye they they find a name for a place to go strolling.
00:34:06
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Well, it's Camp Crystal Lake. Camp Blood is just the nickname. I'm totally in Sandra's little world right there. I'd want to go. i'd want to go check it out. Oh, I'd want to go too. I just wouldn't. Well, as they said, it was off limits. You can't break the rules in one of these movies or you die.
00:34:23
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Yeah. So I have a death wish. ah We've known that. That's not new. But like they're getting followed around by Jason. They find a dead dog that we assume is Muffin. Oh, Muffin.
00:34:34
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But before anything can happen, the sheriff busts them and drags them back to their camp. And I love when he's talking to Paul and he's like, dude, you're not even going to like reprimand these kids. And Paul's like, OK, sure. ah No seconds on dessert.
00:34:46
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I don't give a fuck about you or your local bumpkin laws. You also don't tell me how to treat my staff. Yeah. I mean, he does. I don't tell you. I don't tell you to how to. I don't tell your deputies how to shoot minorities. Do I? No, I didn't think so.
00:35:01
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He, in fact, punishes them, punishes them to death. If you think about it, because they get left behind. Yeah. He also takes that guy's truck. Yeah. We'll get there. But um and then that we do have the sheriff going off and he spots a man wearing a burlap sack on his head in the woods. So he's like, I'll go walk and out there and check this out by myself. We're going to check this out.
00:35:24
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and They had this Ossifer running for so long. And when he finally gets to this little shack in the woods, he's not panting one bit. Oh, he's 80s fat, so he's like in good health.
00:35:37
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He's just husky. like If you let this guy go longer, like if he didn't get um startled and killed, like surprise killed by Jason, he could have lifted him and thrown him. Oh, yeah.
00:35:48
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Right on window. During the runs, they had him stop every whatever. When I get the runs, it comes and goes. It stops and starts a lot. I just live on the toilet.
00:35:59
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but but you I cut the hole out of this fucking recliner and I put a turlet in there. Yeah. One of these toilets from the shack because I forgot to put the plumbing dig in there. Yeah.
00:36:10
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So the sheriff is looking around this derelict shack, which, first of all, you find the shack. I get it. You're the sheriff. Someone's not supposed to be living here. They are. Don't go in that shack. Oh, no. That's where you get. That's a murder shack.
00:36:22
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Oh, yes. that at best At best, this is a molester shack. Well, and he finds he opens one of the little closet doors and there's a toilet in there that's filled with like murky soup and and it's not obviously not hooked up to anything.
00:36:36
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Why is Jason bothering with a toilet in his derelict wood shack? Doesn't he? oh I wondered this. I wonder do the same thing like for peepees, you take a step out the door and just do it for poops. You just go out a little bit further and dig a hole and use a rabbit. I mean, but he is he is off right I mean, like he is not all the way there.
00:36:55
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yeah This is my one bedroom, one bath apartment. He does that. He built the toilet for mother. There you go. Oh, okay. He's like, mother needs toilet. Hey, you moms.
00:37:08
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What a little Ray Romano there. Hey, you moms. ah I'm going to come live with you. the fuck you are. Took the words right out of my mouth.
00:37:22
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Just imagine him snoring. Go, go, go, go, go. Mama, I like this killer ah che here dub dub du kill but I like this kill. Jason comes up behind this dude and brains him with the backside of the claw side of the hammer, which I feel like we've mentioned before. Maybe just when we're watching stuff, maybe it was when we watched, we actually did an episode, but people getting hit with a hammer,
00:37:56
Speaker
And it's always the hammer side. you get that claw side? You're working against yourself. Get the claw side going and just fucking brain them. We can teach you how to be a better murderer.
00:38:07
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After the scene, I was like, husband, what do you think was in the in that room that Cher saw that mortified him? And he was like, oh, I didn't even think about that. And I was like, um I'm pretty sure it's like Christy. What's her name? Alice. Alice and dead mom.
00:38:23
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Yeah, he thought it was she thought it was Alice's dead body in the room. But we find out. Oh, no, I knew it was some. I knew it was going to something. I was like, all right, it's going to be reveal. If it was a dead body, we would have just seen it right then and there. Yeah, it would kind of make sense if it was Alice's because they do talk about her a little bit ah during the campfire. Yeah. And they're like, she was. Nobody knows what happened to her. She just disappeared. So like nobody found her body.
00:38:46
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They don't know that she was murdered. um Yeah. so some of the kids like there's there's a whole it was the whole here. It was the whole tiny town like a model version of like Beetlejuice.
00:38:57
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The guy was just like he wasn't horrified. He was in. I was like, oh, my God, look at it. It's perfect. And the hardware for and everything. Look, at there's ah there's a fucking whorehouse over there. He does great with those tiny paintbrushes. ah Say what you want about Jason, but he finishes a task.
00:39:14
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He does. But so a bunch of the kids and then Paul and Jenny and Tom, Tom, Ted, don't know. ted Ginger guy are going off. Go back to calling him Tom. Yeah.
00:39:27
Speaker
are going off to town to party. ah some other Some of them have to stay behind. So we've got Sandra and Jeff. That are told to stay behind. Terry and then Terry. And Mark. And Scott is the one that wants to fuck her.
00:39:41
Speaker
And then Mark and Vicky. ah Scott we are all conveniently paired off and Scott is one I so well while we were watching this i was trying to figure out who was who again not easy to figure out which characters which my brain doesn't want me to fucking know because I'm not going to get used to him Scott is the Superman wannabe Yeah, and I thought I recognized him the most of anybody, and I definitely did, because he's he's played by a guy named Russell Todd.
00:40:08
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He was in Chopping Mall, which is an awesome movie that we'll have to talk about one day. it's It's a mall set horror movie with... ah The mall basically puts these robots in there to be security. It's the same mall as Phantom of the Mall, right? Phantom of the Mall, right? Yeah.
00:40:26
Speaker
Yeah. Is there a Phantom in the Mall? Yeah. Some people might ask, is there a Phantom in the Mall? It's just Jason in a bird lap sack.
00:40:37
Speaker
i Can't use the real lyrics to that song. Now it's funny, though, because like so they're going through the trivia and the Wikipedia and stuff. There's so many entries about like this is one of the only movies where more than one person survives because we have the final girl, of course.
00:40:54
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And then all these people go off to town and everybody's like ah Ted or whatever his name is. He survived because he stayed and kept partying. Yeah. Nobody knows the other seven kids who also went to town. i was going to say, like, there's i think the black kid went.
00:41:08
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yeah Black kid went, there was like four or five others and they all they all went to town to party and then and then the one they just disappeared from the movie. well they're just not even in lunch year They're not even in the bar later on. it's just Yeah, Ted is talking to him. when Yeah, it's just Paul, Jenny and Ted. it's Right, but when he asks the old man, he's like, hey, is there an after party to go to?
00:41:27
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And he's like, yeah, there is. And he turns around to the other people and he's I don't think they were there. no he I think he himself yeah he was doing that for us. I'm pretty sure they were off camera. Well, they they're not in the movie is what I was saying.
00:41:39
Speaker
Yeah, they're off camera. That's not in the movie. I saw that. It's fine. Basically, tomato, tomato. Potato, potato. But yeah, so like a bunch of kids survived, but everybody's just like Ted survived. Sorry. Derek sounded so, so upset. Like, so the fucking bunch of kids survive.
00:41:57
Speaker
Stupid. I'm not watching a Friday the 13th movie to watch kids live. um I'm going to give this a yeah three star because there was not enough children dying. That's why i got here. That's why i bought my ticket was to see kids and children dying.
00:42:10
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ah Excuse me. I believe I was promised some children torture. Derek saw Final Destination last night. And there was... I told her, I was like, I'm not going to spoil anything because she wants to see it.
00:42:21
Speaker
But there is a point during one of the things where a child dies and look this kid earned it. He deserved it. well Was he born? No.
00:42:32
Speaker
you I'll tell you later because you don't care. I don't want to spoil it for her. Damn right I don't. But this this kid dies and I'm in a pretty full theater and I was just like... ah I will give it, I will give like, they don't have enough kids dying in horror movies and slashers. So I'll give them some balls for that one.
00:42:50
Speaker
Two balls. because there Everybody was laughing along with a lot of the deaths. But on that one, I think I was the one who just cackled the loudest. But also, like I said, that kid earned it. And he's sitting in there by himself.
00:43:02
Speaker
I was alone and I was just surrounded by people. And I'm just like, ah dead children.
00:43:09
Speaker
That shit's tight. Look at that. That kids are tight. ah Speaking of tight, Terry strips down naked to go for a night Nice little tan line on that tronch, though.
00:43:19
Speaker
I mean, we knew right away because like she comes. Our first introduction to her is like the tightest little fucking booty shorts and a little crop top thing and no bra. And I'm like, if we don't see her naked, not that I'm trying to be a hound about it, but like if we don't sort see her naked, this movie doesn't know what it is.
00:43:35
Speaker
Right. Yeah. And, you know, I was disappointed we didn't get to see Sandra naked. But I'm also happy that it wasn't one of those things where she's like, I don't want to do it. And the director was like, you got to do it, doll.
00:43:46
Speaker
So yeah yeah if she didn't want to do it, she didn't want to do it. Good for her. Exactly. So we did get some side boob. So we got some side boob. You get her in a a bikini top and it worked for me. Yeah, it Horned up. Hashtag horned up. Oh, I know. When she starts taking her shirt off, I was like, oh, here you go. But she's off camera and then change scene.
00:44:06
Speaker
Yeah. So when I do like this chick coming out of the water, much like a Jason Voorhees, like just tits out of the fucking water. yeah Like she exits, she, she breeches in a way that only a great white shark hunting would do, or someone trying to show their nerves. And I'm happy about it. Or is someone trying to free Willie.
00:44:26
Speaker
ah She did that year. She freed a bunch of willies. There was a bunch of dudes watching this way too young went, Ooh, I like that. think it moved no it did that yet why is it winking at me mom i'm stiffening up again i'm having a fucking pants cramp mom i'm leaking oh let me clean that up for you oh oh gross the mom's cleaning it up not even like a stepmom yeah if you're calling your mom for that now she's watching pornhub no it's a little kid that doesn't understand why his dick is getting hard he's yeah it's jason and his mother he's not licking that pain
00:45:05
Speaker
Why do you think he's so fucked up? She looks that pain. ah oh So Vicky and Mark are flirting. Sandra and Jeff go off. I like her thing.
00:45:16
Speaker
So Jeff and Mark are arm wrestling. And Sandra in the middle of their match is like, if you want to wrestle someone, why don't you go and wrestle me? And he's just don't wear yourself out. He just lets go. He's like, cool. Yeah, let's go do that.
00:45:28
Speaker
Fuck this arm wrestling shit. Yeah, this this could have been like for a hundred bucks. And ah most guys I know would be like, well, lost that hundred bucks. Let's go wrestle, lady. um He's like, I don't want to hold my friend's hand while I'm getting erect. This is 1981. And that seems really gay. yeah No homo.
00:45:43
Speaker
I have to stay it. Who's the girl flirting with um Lieutenant Dan? Vicky. I like her style of flirting here because it's...
00:45:55
Speaker
Barely subtle. It's barely subtle. like yeah ah You leave yourself a little... Uh-huh. Yeah. Because she's like, ah you want to take me on? He's like, ah okay. She's like, I only need your fingers.
00:46:08
Speaker
ah What's that now? Video games. Oh, I was actually really excited for the other thing. Right? Dude, this guy's been in a wheelchair for X amount of time. He's got all kinds of fucking strength and dexterity.
00:46:20
Speaker
Well, you also could just sit on the chair. You have a leg rest and everything.
00:46:28
Speaker
we we don't know We don't know what capacity it works in because asked him. I may or may not have dated somebody in a wheelchair. He's got a wheelchair with like the the well the hold on the foot braces on the front and some sticking out of the back for some reason. Hold on. Question Whitney. It's like the gyno leg braces. The guy in the wheelchair that you dated. Was it in Iowa and did he lose his legs in Iowa?
00:46:52
Speaker
No. Okay. He was born that way and it was here in Tucson. All right. Just checking. Okay. But while Terry is off ah swimming naked, Scott steals her clothes, makes her chase them topless through the woods.
00:47:07
Speaker
Thank you. and And it reminds me of when I was a child. and was this call I was probably like 10 or 11. And I was with my neighbors. We were at the this park in our neighborhood. And there's a pool there.
00:47:18
Speaker
Are you sure it wasn't Iowa? It wasn't Iowa. Nobody lost a limb. They just lost a top. And these two girls, these two girls, two teenage girls, go into the pool and they're in the pool swimming around goofing off, whatever.
00:47:33
Speaker
One of the girls takes off her top and her friends or her friend takes like takes it from her. It was a very small bikini top and then just like throws it up on top of the the fence to the pool. And then like gets out and leaves.
00:47:45
Speaker
So this girl's in the pool. a friend. And we're all sitting at this little park right next to the pool. And she threw it on the side where the the park is. And she went up to go get it. and she's just standing there like, hey, guys. Like grabbing her top and like like just talking to us and like slowly putting it back on.
00:47:59
Speaker
you You want to talk about something moved. Talk about the greatest day Derek's young childhood. yeah the She was a blessed young lady. And we were all'll just sitting there like, oh,
00:48:13
Speaker
I was like, this happens all the time? This is normal? No, it's not normal. Everyone's like, we can't get up right now, dude. I just need to sit here for a fucking second. You want to talk about baseball or grandma? Good thing I was sitting on the swing set because I'm not getting it. I think I need like 45 more reps, guys.
00:48:31
Speaker
But yeah, he steals her clothes and runs off into the woods and he gets caught in this fucking rope trap that hangs him upside down from a tree. And I'm like, good. far There's only way one way this rope trap works, and that's if somebody pulls the rope.
00:48:44
Speaker
No, there's got to be the spring loaded ones. are you Did you watch every season of Survivor Man? It doesn't really matter because he gets hung upside down and she's like, okay, well, i' I'm going go find a knife to cut you down.
00:48:57
Speaker
But don't worry. Jason shows up with a knife. Exactly. Because he was there and he pulled the rope. I thought she was going to like tease him a lot more. Maybe even like, ah like, well, while I got you up there, you know, fluff them up and then leave them all blue balled.
00:49:09
Speaker
I said he's at the exact height to give her some face. Oh yeah, absolutely. She could just step forward and take down her bikini bottoms. there It's a free float. It's free floating 69 dude. They'd say they couldn't be done.
00:49:22
Speaker
It's perfect. they stood They said it couldn't be done. Yeah, no one has to get suffocated in this one. It's perfect. No one has to. and then she can make him It is an honorable way to die, though.
00:49:33
Speaker
She can make him come in his own face later. It'd be perfect. but Jason cuts his throat with the machete, and I think this is the first machete kill for the... Well, it's definitely the first one for Jason.
00:49:47
Speaker
I don't think Mrs. Voorhees used any because that's kind of the famous weapon is it's Jason with the hockey mask in the. machine What did she get her head cut off with a machete? Oh, OK. So that's the first machete.
00:49:59
Speaker
So this is Jason's first machete killed. Yes. OK. Oh, yeah. He cuts this dude's throat and leaves him hanging upside down like a pig because he is because he is a pig.
00:50:10
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And then Terry comes back with the knife and
00:50:16
Speaker
uh, do we see, we don't see her die. Do we, uh, she like, she finds it. She turns, she, yeah she she's like a gas and then turns around and gets camera killed. I'd say.
00:50:27
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. That's what it is. Um, and we cut back to Ted, Paul and Jenny at the bar and Jenny's talking about how she feels bad for Jason. And we did find out earlier in the movie that she's studying child psychology.
00:50:40
Speaker
So that comes in here and at the end, which actually means the guy who wrote this actually thought about things, which is interesting. for More than more than he other ones of these. yeah She or someone drops the hard R. It's either Stu. It's her. oh it's her. Okay. Because she's like, well, it could be this. It could be a hard R. you know like and And she has an actual valid point. like He wouldn't know what death and murder is being so secluded, living with just his mom.
00:51:07
Speaker
Yeah. Well, and also when she does drop the hard R, it's not like he's freaking hard R. It's term of the time. She's doing it in a medical term at the time. Yeah. She's like, he's he could be a clinical R, not a hard R. Yeah. He could be a deranged loner. He could be a terrified. i think it's terrified r word or something like that. So but yeah it is still it is still there.
00:51:29
Speaker
But and she's at least, you know, trying to put him work and humanize him. Yeah, she's trying to she's like, maybe, you know, he's he just needs some help. He needs a he needs a buddy. He needs a hug. just needs a nose boop.
00:51:41
Speaker
and And this is when Paul is like, OK, great. But that's all it's real. So that's all it took was a nose boop. Like the final girl, just like Jason just all.
00:51:53
Speaker
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:51:58
Speaker
He goes to try and boop her back and just caves in her skull. Oh, no. All right. Well, the next time next time Whitney gets really mad at me and we're having an argument, I'm just going to boop because she just said it always stops an argument. And that's the day that Derek's finger got broken.
00:52:12
Speaker
booped his wife when he shouldn't have snapped that finger right off. and She's like, why are you telling me this, that? that Boop. Crack. Snap neck.
00:52:23
Speaker
why am I looking at my butt? Oh, I'm dead.
00:52:28
Speaker
Neither of you heard what I said. Great. What did you say? Oh, I heard you. She said she'll show me her boobs. Oh, I said the next time I'm just, that can typically stop an argument unless it's about why you keep showing your boobs, everybody.
00:52:41
Speaker
And then you show them like, see, you came and stop yourself.
00:52:45
Speaker
Why are you always showing your boobs? See, you're doing it right now. You don't even know you're doing it. Also, I appreciate it. You didn't know you're doing it. Also, thank you. I'm sleeping with the dungeon. I'm assuming master. Yeah. yeah People will be able to see it on the when I do the close-ups of you because the name thing goes away. Oh. so oh ah But now back at camp, it's hookup time.
00:53:08
Speaker
oh Vicky's all sexed up for Mark. yeah And ah she's Sandra and Jeff, even though they already went off to wrestle, they just went to the other room to make out. Now they're going upstairs to actually wrestle.
00:53:20
Speaker
Yeah. Well, to ta ah tongue hockey first. Tonsil hockey But Vicky is like, okay, well, I'm going to, we're going to go hook up and we'll find a cabin. We'll find one somewhere. Yeah. um Let me go get some stuff. Let me change real quick. Let me slip into something. I don't like the underwear she changed into. Let me slip into something more brown. Okay. I'm not trying to mansplain anything to anybody, but i brown is almost never a sexy color color than black. Like bolt you had on some nice looking black panties and you put on these browns.
00:53:48
Speaker
All I can think of is there's going to be some poos made. Like if she's got like. That's exactly. what i said i was like she's gonna shit herself that's why she yeah brown oh no they're gonna do a little butt play and then she's gonna have a leaky cauldron and you get some poo splatters it happens um might as well your brown pants i think it came down to the those were those were silky and she wanted to put on the silky ones but brown i mean i guess i don't know a lot about 1981 ah Brown was huge in 81.
00:54:15
Speaker
Brown was making a real big, real big comeback in 81. Look at all the houses and the clothing and the fashion from the 70s. You got Time Magazine, brown color of the year.
00:54:26
Speaker
Tabloids. You wouldn't believe how black brown is. But like it starts to rain and Mark goes out to look for Vicky. I believe Chris Brown was around in the 80s. I don't think so. now And then he just gets few his machete. He was born.
00:54:40
Speaker
He gets machete to the face. And I'm really disappointed we didn't get to see the rest of this. i guess the dummy probably fell out and it didn't look good or something. Because he gets machete to the face. in And this wheelchair goes down the stairs backwards with this dummy in it with a machete sticking out of its face. It is awesome.
00:54:57
Speaker
It's top notch. It is. It's pretty fantastic. And you get a freeze frame of because it's probably what happened is it fell backwards and Yeah, I didn't think about what Derek just said. Like, just sometimes, especially these cheaper budgets, you don't have another shot.
00:55:11
Speaker
Yeah, like like, hey, we built a dummy. We built a dummy. We had one time and money for one. Didn't work. Cut it the way you can. Yeah. um Or you thought it looked good and until editing was like, that looks like poop.
00:55:25
Speaker
And then, well, Sandra and Jeff are fucking, well, they're done fucking and like, I get it. People ah cuddle in their own ways, but like, why is he the bigger man? Cause she's a small woman just full on laying on top of her.
00:55:43
Speaker
And then he lays it. He lays his entire weight on her and lays his face on her face. And he's just, he's a weighted blanket. He's a weighted blanket, dude. Fucking people love that shit, man. Maybe she likes that. Next time you're having a rough day, I'm going to come over and just put all my weight on you and do like a fucking big old stuffed sloth. And you're to be oh my God, this is great.
00:56:00
Speaker
Except that pokey thing. Stuffed sloth? Yeah. Stuff sloth. You like my creeper over here? That's that's me. I'm going to put all my so creeper weight on your husband.
00:56:12
Speaker
From creeper to sleeper. I think it may have also had to do with like this girl obviously didn't want to show her boobs. and yeah You can see that they're like they're right there and they're all pushed down underneath his weight. So maybe him being on top helped to not reveal them.
00:56:25
Speaker
But either it's my way, it's awkward and it's weird, but it does help when Jason comes in and grabs the spear from Ted's little joke earlier and just jams it through these two because she's the one who sees him at the last second. and She doesn't even have time. to Yeah, she's like gasps and is about to say something and it's just callback to the first movie.
00:56:46
Speaker
Right. Kind of. But in in reverse with bacon, with Kevin Bacon. This time the spear goes in and pokes through the bottom of the bed instead of the arrow going on through his neck.
00:56:57
Speaker
Yeah. I like it. Yeah, I did. I did really enjoy it. I mean, i the only thing i had wrong with the kills was I didn't have enough. I mean, there was more kids and they're all dead.
00:57:09
Speaker
Yeah. And Derek wanted more. Nine kids dead. Six survive. Don't like those numbers. yeah if you go If you go through and do like a kill count thing, you could find more dead in like a Disney movie than in some of these Friday 13th. It's like a Disney children's movie.
00:57:25
Speaker
All right, son. i There's more in Star Wars. Jenny and Paul leave the bar. Ted stays behind. Paul's like, hey, when the bar closes, come back. And he's like, got it, sir. yeah you oh hi do I like how he's got the the bottles on his eyes. Like, I think I'm in love. Nope. Just deep and just deep attraction, buddy. I got this. I got these beer goggles. I got the Heineken eyes. and I got Heineken thighs.
00:57:55
Speaker
Heineken eyes. ah can i These green bottles don't tell no lies. Heineken eyes. Oh, and we kind of mentioned it earlier, and I was going to say something and forgot. But like I think it's funny that Sandra and Jeff had to stay behind because they got in trouble for going to the other camp.
00:58:15
Speaker
But Paul is like, well, we've only got two cars, so only so many people can come. And when they leave, they take Jeff's truck. Yep. I would have been like, oh, you've got two cars, do you? Looks like maybe you have one car.
00:58:27
Speaker
Swallow that fucking key and get it back in a week.
00:58:32
Speaker
Because, like, no, you're not taking I don't get to go to the bar that I'm keeping the fucking keys. Yeah. well You know what? you Here's what you do. You have that Volkswagen going to town and buy a fucking bunch of beers and you come back here.
00:58:43
Speaker
We're at cabins, dude. Like, I understand going to a bar, but we're cabin. Let's get drunk in the woods. Because he said it's your last night out in the town before you're stuck here for two weeks. I guess that's the town.
00:58:55
Speaker
fuck the town dude this there's no way this bar has anything that you really really need you got a cabin you got a bunch of fucking equal age hot chicks you got a ah lake outside of the stabbies is a pretty good time not wrong That's my review on Yelp.
00:59:13
Speaker
Outside of all my friends being murdered, this is a really lovely spot. And we actually had a really good time until we came back to the dead bodies. i can't I can't stress this enough. The dead bodies really ruined the trip. But up until that was a fucking five star time.
00:59:26
Speaker
I did think the severed head ah altar was a little tasteless. And maybe the the Airbnb host should think maybe removing that. But other than that, it was great. Yeah.
00:59:37
Speaker
yeah it's ah It's not my art style is what I'll say. Like Vicky is wandering around. She's the only one left at camp right now because Paul and Jenny aren't back yet.
00:59:48
Speaker
She's looking for Mark. She's looking for Sandra. She walks into the bedroom and sees someone under the bed, under the sheets. And she's like, oh, hey, Sandra lifts it up. We've got all these blood spots on your sheet. I'm to check this out.
01:00:02
Speaker
We were told to clean ourselves for bears. Well, we do. I think we do find out that Sandra is on her period because or no, it's Jenny. Never mind.
01:00:14
Speaker
Because he mentions cleaning up after your menstrual cycles because of bears. And then when ah earlier in the movie, Jenny and Paul are making out and she's like I have to tell you something. And he's like, shh. And they just keep making out.
01:00:26
Speaker
Then that later on, he's like, um watch out for bears. ah So yeah, your fan can smell the menstruation. It's true. But yeah, Sandra gets stabbed.
01:00:38
Speaker
Well, or not Sandra. Sorry. Vicky turns around, finds Jeff's body hung off the wall. Yeah. And then Jason creeps up on her and stab. Oh, we know. This is one those ones. We're like, you're dead. This is one of those ones where like this girl deserved it because he walked at her so slowly and she just stood there the whole time screaming. I'm like, you are from the door.
01:00:59
Speaker
Oh, yeah. If anything else, dude, go fucking torpedo style out a window. um don't even care what's down there. It's gonna be better than Jason stabbing you. Jason does it. Jason does it all the time. Yeah, you don't know that he's a supernatural killer yet.
01:01:12
Speaker
You assume if you jump out the window, sure, I hurt my leg, but I can still be faster than this lumbering clown. True. He hasn't even ran. i don't think his knees bend that way. Probably not. Yeah, so now she's dead. So everybody at camp is dead.
01:01:25
Speaker
Paul and Jenny get back. They find the the bed of blood. They wouldn't have done this. This is not a joke. i don't remember which one of these girls did it, but like, I just sorry. I love the term.
01:01:36
Speaker
She walks in and like, oh, the lights are out. And then look, it was unplugged. She's like, oh, such and such. You're such a turkey. Terry. Terry, you're such a turkey. Calm down with the fucking foul mouth. Oh, foul. Get it? Turkey. Got it.
01:01:51
Speaker
Oh, thanks for explaining it for me. I didn't get it. Well, mansplaining, what you'd understand is mansplaining is short for man explaining. Okay. Okay. Is it? I'm just kidding.
01:02:05
Speaker
But I love Ginny is like, Hey, Paul, there's someone in this room. And then Jason leaps out with the spear and she's there's somebody in the room. Someone in the fucking room. And then Chris needs to stand there while you watch your, your partner, at least if nothing else, he's your partner.
01:02:21
Speaker
get his like in a tussle i'm going to be over there hitting jason with whatever i can whitney if you're watching derek in a fight you're not going to sit there and be like derek derek derek reverse those roles well i'll say yes absolutely whitney whitney no derek would grab the closest thing and smash the person yeah absolutely especially if you had some sort of overall potato sack head that's coming at you with a knife your gun's to get chaired I need to defend my husband's honor here. I'm just the scrappy one and I will get in anybody's fucking face. Derek is like, you're not worth my will. People don't.
01:02:55
Speaker
We've no listen to this podcast. They know they know who the aggressor is in the relationship and they know who has trouble looking people in the eyes. I just wanted to defend
Character Confrontations and Tense Scenes
01:03:03
Speaker
my husband. Also, in this case, though, You know that this guy murdered people because you're sure you have seen a body, but you saw a bed filled with blood.
01:03:10
Speaker
This guy jumps on on your your fuck buddy and they're they're wrestling around on the ground like, yeah, walk over there and hit him with something. ah Do anything. He doesn't look like he's going to like have an idea of what's going on. He has the look of someone that killed.
01:03:26
Speaker
Yeah. ah Anybody with a sack over their head has the look of someone who does one eye or wants to. Yeah. Yeah. So she like runs away. And I did really like actually the tension here, even though her move is kind of stupid.
01:03:39
Speaker
She runs into the bathroom and she's like holding the door closed. He's trying to get in and she's like reaching for the window to open it. But like she keeps one hand on the door as if she's holding it closed. But by the time she's reaching the window, her fingertips are just touching the door. He wasn't trying to get in. She was just holding it tight.
01:03:56
Speaker
Well, he does at first just for a second and then he stops. Oh, okay. But she keeps holding it. But like at the point when she reaches the window, her fingertips are still touching the door handle. like If you're just touching it with your fingertips, you're not going to stop anything. No, it's home-based. Move your whole body over. Where's the lock?
01:04:11
Speaker
Move your whole body over, slam that window open, and bounce. And you could got out of there before he did. i think she was just trying to be quiet. As long as you're touching, you can't get... you can' He's just close to getting all the other locks and freed.
01:04:27
Speaker
But he he smashes through this bathroom window and starts chasing around with a pitchfork, smashes it through the door. It's a whole pursuit scene. um We do find dead crazy Ralph.
01:04:39
Speaker
Yes, we do. She pees so fucking much at one point when she's under the bed. i think that's the rat. I thought the same thing. Yes, I'm pretty sure it was the rat that peed. there and That rat pissed a puddle that was the size of a rat.
01:04:54
Speaker
Did you ever have rodents? God, no. Oh, they... I used to have hamsters. They pee a lot. Why would this mouse just come over here and just pee? Why not?
01:05:06
Speaker
but Weird scene. I thought my sure it was her pee. And it's funny because with that that scene actually... We just saw, and if Zip was here, he could talk about it with us, because it was in the prowler last time we had Zip on. There was a girl hiding under the bed, and the rat showing up, and you're waiting for her to scream or make noise because of the rat. i was like, this scene seems familiar. Same year as this, though.
01:05:26
Speaker
ah So same year. So no one's ripping anybody off. We just had the same idea. Yeah. I don't know when the Prowler came out. Maybe they saw it and were like, let's do that. Tom Savini was like, damn it. I wasn't on that Friday the 13th. I thought it was going to be stupid.
01:05:38
Speaker
You know what we're going to do with this one? We're going to make a rat to scare a little girl. But we're going to make the rat piss. But I do like that they when she finds Ralph's dead body, it's in the pantry. Because if you guys remember the first movie, he was hiding in the pantry. When the girl opened it, he was like, you're doomed.
01:05:55
Speaker
He's dead right now, but he's got just a fucking handwritten sign that's just doomed. the wind The wind blows through his mouth and out through his neck hole and just goes, doomed.
01:06:06
Speaker
His last breath is beat out of his as he falls down. DOOM. He can't form words with his mouth because the air the breath is just coming out of his neck hole. So it's just, ooh.
01:06:18
Speaker
Ooh. know what he means. But yeah, she runs to the car. And I really. So this is the music in this one is Manfredini that did the first one. Yeah.
01:06:30
Speaker
It's pretty good, i think, most of the time for for what this movie is. But this scene right here, I don't know how familiar familiar you guys are with the original movie, Psycho.
Musical Influences and Comparisons
01:06:40
Speaker
This is the exact... Not much. it It struck me as the exact music from the scene where Janet Leigh is driving the car down the the freeway before she gets to Bates Motel.
01:06:51
Speaker
It's this... did like it's the very It's almost exactly the same music And it even ends with like a and don't So you're saying it's just lazy Manfredini knew it He he's he called it it an homage Yeah you can call it whatever you want If you're copying
01:07:11
Speaker
But yeah, this is the only time that I can recall in the series where a girl gets away because she's hiding in the car and he stabs through the top of the car with the pitchfork.
01:07:22
Speaker
She gets out and kicks this dude square in the fucking nuts. Oh, yeah. I think it's the only time I've seen Jason kicked in the balls. Not enough of that going around, ladies. No, kick him in the balls. Because we were always told not to do it.
01:07:35
Speaker
Well, your life depends on it, kick away like Beckham. Yeah, bend them like Beckham. Like bend bend those nuts like Beckham. Got it.
01:07:47
Speaker
No, I do like when she gets out from under the bed because she looks around and Jason's feet are gone. And so she's like, okay, cool. I'm going the fuck out of here. and She comes out and he's just standing on this chair like, gotcha, bitch. And the whole chair collapses under his fucking sloth size waist. Exactly. He's a rookie.
01:08:02
Speaker
He's a rookie killer right now. ah Later, Jason would know how to like hold onto the roof one handed you know and stab like that. see This guy's like, I'll stand on this chair. Oh, no, I'm way too heavy for this chair.
01:08:14
Speaker
Yeah, because this being part two, this is still just like deranged madman in the woods, Jason. It's his first. His first time. Yeah. This isn't supernatural serial killer, Jason. Yeah. You say you never busted something your first time? At least a condom.
01:08:28
Speaker
ah A cherry? Ooh. But ah she does grab a chainsaw and she does hit him, but then she puts it down.
01:08:39
Speaker
Much like part five. Hence my name. Yeah, she was yelling in the living room, sodomize him with that chainsaw. I mean, if nothing else, just take it across the chest.
01:08:51
Speaker
Well, his ass was in the air. I was expecting it to be because she's had a terrible string of luck with cars and motors that I thought it was going to be that thing. Like, yeah because he's kind of like backing up like, oh, no, don't do it. Don't do it. And then it turns off. And I'm like, try starting it again. Like.
01:09:07
Speaker
Yeah, try well it's like but that would be they do that in part five, right? Because that's isn't that the one where she's they're up in the the rafters of a barn. Yeah, she's trying to start it and trying to start it but same things in that one she hits him.
01:09:19
Speaker
They have like a sword fight and then she puts it down. It's like stop putting down the weapons. Ladies kick Jason in the nuts and bring a chainsaw.
01:09:30
Speaker
But she runs off and finds this cabin. And again, she's like, oh, someone to help me. I'm like, no, this is obviously derelict madman cabin. This is a murder cabin. This is look. Look at this cabin.
01:09:42
Speaker
I wouldn't go into it. See, this is a stabbing cabin. And normally that sounds like a place you go to bang. But this is a different type of stabbing cabin. Oh, my parents ah like own some.
01:09:55
Speaker
Welcome to my property. My parents own some property up in northern Arizona. Like it's a just a bunch of big empty space. Right. And my brother and I, when we were younger, northern yeah we used to go out and just wander around.
01:10:09
Speaker
And there's, i don't know if it's on their property or a neighboring property. Cause there's no lines, but we found ah bunch of old houses that were like, obviously there was a fire in one. There was some unfinished stuff. These old like rundown houses.
01:10:21
Speaker
And we went in and looked at them, but they don't look like this. They look like it was going to be nice or maybe it was nice at some point. But even then, when we walked into him, I would like tell my brother, who's six years younger than me, and I was probably like 14, like, right, just if you hear any weird noises.
01:10:37
Speaker
Run. Or if you think there's somebody We bolt. Run as fast as you can and avoid tunnels. No, I didn't say that part yet. But like yeah that those were like houses, like real structures.
01:10:50
Speaker
If I found this, I'm not going in it. Yeah, this is more like parts put together, like car hoods and ship sh aluminum siding. It's the steel cave from Steel.
01:11:04
Speaker
It's a pile of garbage with a door. ah Absolutely.
Climactic Moments and Altar Discovery
01:11:09
Speaker
But she does go in there and she finds this altar of death. And we have miss fort Mrs. Voorhees' severed head sitting in the middle of the table.
01:11:17
Speaker
And it's surrounded by all the other dead bodies. Because he's starting to form his thing. He's like, you know what? I like to move dead bodies. Yep. Yeah. so I was having a lovely tea party. Would you like some tea, Terry?
01:11:30
Speaker
Let me see them TTs again. The name is Mrs. Nesbitt. And then out of nowhere, fucking Paul shows up again.
01:11:41
Speaker
Well, that's right after because Jason comes in. oh yeah. And she uses Jenny. Jenny uses her child psychology. She puts on Mrs. Voorhees is bloody, dirty sweater. And I, i I was like, is she about to peel off this face?
01:11:56
Speaker
I was wondering. I thought what was going to happen. Silence of the lambs. she I think it's because she sees the head and she's like, oh, Mrs. Voorhees was blonde. I'm blondish. this so But the cut the cut made it look like, all right, well, here goes nothing.
01:12:11
Speaker
I think he' contemplating throwing the head, like hiding the head so he didn't see it. Yeah, but she just stands in front of it and she starts yelling at him like, oh, Jason, listen to mommy. Mommy's talking to you. You've been such a good boy.
01:12:24
Speaker
Yeah. Mother's. i kneel Kneel down in front of me. like I'm like, your mother tells you to kneel? this This one does. it My Dommy mommy might.
01:12:35
Speaker
he He spots the head behind her. It breaks the trance. And she gets a wound that will cause her to lose her leg. Oh, yeah, because he hits her with this rusty pickaxe.
01:12:46
Speaker
And this is pretty brutal looking like through the cat or the calf. Just this gnarly cut. And that's when Paul shows up because he didn't get killed. He just got knocked out. They wrestled.
01:12:57
Speaker
they He got up. He got up again. Never going to keep Paul down. And they they have a little tussle. And she like just chops this machete deep into Jason's shoulder. like yeah I mean, she's she is an inch from his heart. That's how deep that fucking place She went through the clavicle. I think i don't think she went through the clavicle. I think the clavicle stopped it.
01:13:19
Speaker
Oh, it's it's further than the clavicle because it's like there the way they have it done. It's like ah in his pecs. Like it's coming out like that's a that's a cut. mening And but she didn't take the machete out. So it kept all the blood inside.
01:13:34
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, which I know is a real thing, but it's just like once it's that far down, man, you could just shoot me machete in or out. Doesn't matter. I'm not going fucking live through this. Also, that machete. did Did you pull it out of the indoor toilet? Because that's just a collection of vomit.
01:13:50
Speaker
yeah um She pulls off his mask. We don't see the face, but we do see Paul's reaction to it. And then they leave and they're victorious, right? He has to carry her through the woods.
01:14:01
Speaker
Yeah, he carries her home. They go back to the cabin. There's someone at the door. There's noises outside. ah oh my God, what's to happen? Somewhere at the door. Some thing. which What is the plan here? Because the door opens out, right?
01:14:16
Speaker
No, it opens in. It does open in. Yeah. Well, she's laying on the bed with the pitchfork. Yeah. shesing the She's waiting with the pitchfork and he has the handle of the pitchfork. like he's I was kind of. Fuck. Yeah, dude.
01:14:28
Speaker
I was kind of wait. Let's get a machete in him. just keep hammering it down further. i mean, um there's a stabby stab at the other end. I was expecting Stu or one of these fucking people that went to town to come in and somehow get like flung into the pitchfork.
01:14:44
Speaker
um Like a final, a final like accidental kill, you know, like, well, Jason, that wasn't Jason. You can't blame Jason for that one. Yeah, but instead, I don't but
Conclusion and Final Thoughts
01:14:53
Speaker
don't really know what happens. First, they open the door, and it's Muffin.
01:14:56
Speaker
Muffin's not dead. yay Save the dog. The only character I cared about lived. Yes. they They honestly were just like, let's make Jason not that hateable. Like, yes, oh, he's murdering people, but he left the dog alone. He's not that happy. the dogs not smoking pot or having premarital sex. So exactly. Dogs can't get married, dude.
01:15:14
Speaker
I do like that one point when they, right before they find the bed of blood, Paul finds a joint and he like smells it. He's like, they're smoking better shit than me. I gotta i can get one of these counselors to get me a hookup, dude. right But Jason burst through the window behind her. yeah And then we just kind of get one of those like slow motion freeze frame fade out things. Freeze frame. We don't to see what happened.
01:15:38
Speaker
Also, the cut made it look like two people jumped in and and there was two of them. And I was very confused for a second. Yeah, because it's a they kind of break the 180 degree rule here. It goes from one side to the other. And it's like she thought there was two people. But yeah it's Jason without his mask. So we see his his lumpy face.
01:15:54
Speaker
swath like yeah um his least mutated face in the series
01:16:03
Speaker
and then we cut to yeah we cut to the next day and she's being taken into the ambulance and she's just asking where's paul nobody's answering her yeah i didn't get it either like is paul dead Did Jason like leap through the window, get her and then killed Paul and then one to leave her alone because you have to have a final girl.
01:16:25
Speaker
You know what? I bet we'll find out at the beginning of episode three. don't know if we will. they were I feel like they do a recap on everyone. Because remember when we watched five and seven, they did a recap of four and six.
01:16:38
Speaker
I know. But from what I've understood from Derek is like these these don't care about each other much. Shit. The one in seven, I think, did a recap of all of them because I'm pretty sure showed a wheelchair. It did. Oh, wow. They're like, hey, you guys remember four years ago and five movies ago? ah Don't like those numbers.
01:16:58
Speaker
I'm sure that's a little off, but not. And then the movie ends on a freeze frame of Mrs. Voorhees's head. However, I know what you guys were waiting for because it's a slow push in on the head.
01:17:09
Speaker
Yeah. when tell iling Eyes open. You can tell this. This is not the same head that was on the table before. This is a person in makeup. There was supposed to be an eyes open scene and then decided to change it at the last minute. So they just went with a freeze freeze frame because I think maybe they were like, that's a little, that's a fridge too far guys. nice We can't do this one. So yeah, I mean, they could have, they, they, they could have started the demon thing earlier. That's all it would have been is like mom's possessing her head from hell.
01:17:44
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, I think it's just that as they go along, they're like, well, this one made 21 times its budget, so I guess we're to have to make another one. Oh, that one made 20 times its budget. We're going to have to make another one. So they just got to figure it out as they go along. Yeah.
01:17:56
Speaker
ah There's no overarching plan. This isn't Marvel. This isn't an MCU or Star Wars where somebody wrote all of it. Oh, Calm down with the Star Wars because we're talking the sequel trilogy. had no idea what was doing.
01:18:10
Speaker
Oh, no, no. George Lucas wrote all those ideas down in the 60s, dude. And a notebook, bitch.
01:18:16
Speaker
It's got a little tauntaun on it. I actually mailed it to myself and haven't opened it. If you want, we can open it now. ah You can even judge how old the paper is.
01:18:29
Speaker
It's so old that it actually doesn't exist because there's no paper in Star Wars, bitch. It's paper.
01:18:36
Speaker
That's the end of the movie. So we'll do recommendations. We'll start with My Lovely Wife. um Yeah, I had a lot of fun. i ah It's Friday the 13th. Dude, you got to watch it.
01:18:47
Speaker
It's just throwback to awesome old 80s slasher flicks, dude. You got to love them. You got to appreciate them. Yeah, I will recommend it. It's not it wasn't like the best time ever, but it's exactly what it supposed to be.
01:19:01
Speaker
It was in and out sitting here talking to you guys about it made me think like it's going to be much more enjoyable when there's people around. Yes, I did buy it on Amazon for five bucks because I paid for Catwoman like pay for this.
01:19:15
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and So, ah um yeah, and I will put this on during Halloween with or without the sound, you know, kind of one of those things because it is it it is fun enough. There is hot but hot girls. There is kills. So, yeah, I recommend it.
01:19:29
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Yeah, I'll give it a recommend, too. I think out of the ones that we've talked about so far, which is what? One, five, seven. And this one, aside from the aside from number one, the original, because that's the one that's the most a movie.
01:19:40
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um This has been my favorite one so far because it's just like get in, get out, kill some people. Call it a day. Yeah. Worried about setting up all these backstories that don't matter. We're not worried about, you know, we get a little comment here about like, oh, I played football and I had a motorcycle accident. And we get a little comment there about whatever. But like, it's just like, look, these kids are called. This is dead meat one. This is dead meat two. Let's get through this.
01:20:04
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and This is camp red shirt. ah Zip obviously would recommend this one. This is his favorite one. Yeah, I play think he said it was his favorite one. Yeah, pretty sure. And I can see why, because like Derek just pointed out, your fucking setup time is ah is a blink of the eye. They spent more time with a recap than they did setting up, and then it was, let's go. Four might be his favorite one, but he loves two because of the girl Lapsack.
01:20:29
Speaker
Jason X is the fun, or Jason in Space is the funnest one, and this is his favorite one. Yeah. And I think it's just it's before they got, you know, it's the least goofy. I mean, sure. Suddenly, Jason's actually been alive the whole time and it's silly. But like.
01:20:44
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ever After this, it gets even sillier and sillier, you know, he's. Yeah. Because in this one, you don't see him get killed. So you don't know what happened. And and i like all the other ones, it's like we lit him on fire and exploded him. But he came back somehow, you know, like somehow Jason returned.
01:20:59
Speaker
Yeah, that's where that's where George Lucas. That's where Star Wars got it. So it's time to draw the next movie. So what we have left now, because we've done a few three through these real quick.
01:21:12
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Yeah. Part three, eight, ten, yeah three, four, six, eight, nine, ten. And Freddy versus Jason. Oh, I'm rooting for Freddy versus Jason. You know that bitch.
01:21:26
Speaker
You get to hear a movie here Kelly. You get to help hear Kelly Rowland use ah gay slurs in that movie. so Fuck yeah, dude. She calls she calls Freddy an F bomb at some point. Yeah, that sounds about appropriate for that year.
01:21:40
Speaker
So I'm putting him in the the murder bag. And he gets Don't forget your magic murder bag.
01:21:50
Speaker
Give him a little mix up she go Come all Freddy vs. Jason
01:21:56
Speaker
I handed wife the magical murder bag These are all the Blu-rays from my Sweet Shout Factory set, guys And I'm disappointed because i've I took me forever to buy this because it's so expensive So I waited until it was cheap somewhere And then now this year Arrow Video is starting to put them out on 4K And I'm like, I refuse Blu-rays are good enough But the 4Ks would have been cool What do we got?
01:22:20
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We have eight. Jason takes Manhattan. Yes. Jason drinks in Manhattan. New York has a new problem. Oh, man. they They got a lot of old ones, too, though, guys.
01:22:34
Speaker
When will be we be watching that? Next year. Yeah, next year. so we we I'll remember, probably. um So the next Friday 13th, there's only one this year.
01:22:45
Speaker
But next year we got whole mess of them. And it was actually Jason's birthday, by the way. Oh. June 13th, Friday the 13th. Oh, is it? Yeah. All right. It's my grandson's birthday, they too. He turned five.
01:22:58
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but uh the next one will be february of 2026 so we have february 2026 march 2026 and november 2026 we'll have friday the 13th so we've got everyone's going to excellent and then as we get further down we're bound to get one of the awesome ones yeah we have to eventually But so February of 2026, we will be talking about Jason or Friday the 13th, part eight. Jason takes Manhattan.
01:23:28
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I think that's the one where him and the Muppets had. No, that's Muppets.
01:23:35
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We could do a crossover. We can do both. We'll do Muppets take Manhattan and Jason takes Manhattan and see which one's scarier. All right. ah Equal parts. Also, if I remember right. oh yeah Jason Muppet.
01:23:49
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only I've only seen this one once. I saw it on TV. I think it was AMC or something, which seems appropriate for like American movie classics or whatever AMC is supposed to stand for. But... um ah I think most of it takes place on a boat, like a riverboat that's going from New Jersey to New York, which I think doesn't exist.
01:24:09
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There's not a river that would get you to Manhattan from New Jersey. From what I understand. We'll have to do some research on that. Quick Google. And then also they're in Manhattan for probably like 15 minutes. But hey, he was in it. In the title.
01:24:25
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So thank you guys. Our next episode, we will continue our superhero. Spectacular. Almost lost it there. With Catwoman this Monday, which we've already recorded and it's a doozy. ah Jack's favorite movie of the year.
01:24:42
Speaker
And then, of course, we have our Patreon at patreon.com slash worst people. ah This month's Patreon mental health exclusive episode is a Superman from 1978. Is this the one with Christopher Reeves?
01:24:57
Speaker
When do we get And then on Cop Rock or on Latchkey Vids, we're talking about Cop Rock, episode six, Oil Olay. Previously on Cop Rock. Yeah. We just recorded that episode yesterday and it's ah it's a fun one. so Love Cop Rock.
01:25:13
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Can't get enough. both Both the show and our episode. i think cody Cody really likes Cop Rock too, right? Yeah. Yeah. Cody, you're going to like it. He was very disappointed when we did took a break for Heil Honey, I'm Home.
01:25:26
Speaker
But you had that introduced to your life. so Yeah. So you're welcome. Thank you guys for tuning in. I've been Derek. I'm Whitney. I'm Jack. It's Muffin! Muffin!
01:26:08
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01:26:24
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