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so you think you're really pretty?
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episode 8: for the first time ever, kristen hosts and the girls discuss beauty standards, what it’s like growing up conservative, and end with hard hitting questions like ‘what are you a hoe for?’ and ‘what would send a victorian child into a coma?
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Introduction and New Podcast Format
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey, Chris. Hi, Eames. What's up? I have to tell you something. Oh, my God. Okay. Should I three-way Peyton? Yeah, call P. Okay. Hello. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so... Hello, Mites. How is everyone? Good. I'm having a really, really good day today. I went to the park all morning and just was outside, and sometimes you just have to go outside. Such a blessing nature, isn't it? Yeah. Okay, so we are gonna do a little switch up or you know just try something new and we're gonna each three host an episode. So
Eames' Journey with Sustainability
00:00:42
Speaker
I'm gonna start um and yeah, just thought it would maybe be fun to come with like surprise topics and throw the girls off and
00:00:52
Speaker
you know Give us each a week to not have to think about shit like that. Anyway, my hope for these prompts and questions and little games and stuff we do on the pod is that you will take them. We have games planned. No, but like we've done fuck Mary kill. god You know, ah I just mean like little little prompts and stuff. My hope is that you guys are taking these into the real world and using them with your friends IRL to deepen your relationships and friendships. Anyway, that being said, I've got some silly prompts that I wanna ask the girls and hopefully we'll just fucking giggle. So let's get into it, shall we? I've been thinking about how many phases and like re-brands I have gone through in my lifetime. Like for instance, when I was like ultra sustainable and like or posted about it and like honestly cared so fucking much, you guys, it was such a stressor in my life.
00:01:55
Speaker
um I'm so glad to be like a little more disconnected from that because damn, if you care about the environment, this is not the world to live in. It's really just so fucking stressful. I have to just associate or like care too much. like It was eating my world. If I would see someone like throw a piece of paper away that like they didn't recycle it or like print a label on the other side or like people weren't reusing their boxes for Poshmark. I mean, you were truly crazy about it. It was such a trigger like to the point where my boyfriend at the time was like, dude, just because you care about this doesn't mean I have to. And I was like, you just don't get it. God.
Political Transformations and Education
00:02:39
Speaker
I think like COVID was why I stopped
00:02:42
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posting about it because I was like, okay, I can't really say shit about one use plastic if it's saving lives. And this is just like not the time. So yeah anyway, that's why I fell off. And like, I've just, I've just been thinking about like my many phases of life. So I wanted to um like see if any came to mind for you all. I mean, I feel like I've had a lot of phases. um Starting with obviously when I was younger, like when I was entering college y'll and you wouldn't notice that me given what I post on social media and what I'm super loud about, but I come from a very conservative background and like
00:03:18
Speaker
even before my parents and my like so little sister became like ultra religious, I was the religious one. And I was like, would like preach to my family. And I like was I like had a massive canvas Bible verse above my bed, like moving into my first college dorm that I made. Wait, what? And I entered my political like studying politics as an ultra conservative, like what argue with my parents about how can the conservative way of life is better because they were more liberalized than me. And then I obviously learned like a ton of information in college. And I had this like crazy over time, like epiphany that like America isn't the best thing in the world. But I was like a fighter pilots daughter. Like all obviously like you have to think that when you're going, your dad's going to war all the time and like you're afraid for him. So I like was in that whole world. And then I learned information. And I think the biggest tip off for me was realizing that typically people who were like,
00:04:14
Speaker
in higher education and like our like half PhDs for example vote ah Democrat and I was like wait a minute. Wait a fucking minute. Then I learned a bunch of stuff. So it took like, I would say it took probably five years, but I like fully liberalized in my second era. And it was like the most honestly isolating, painful, weird experience to do like a full flip and to see like leave all my family members behind who by the way they flipped, like they became ultra conservative. Then I moved out to LA and you just like learn so much more living in proximity to like all these different types of people. Your bubble is burst. Yeah. yeah I didn't even think of that rebrand, but I also was Republican growing up because I just was like, yeah, like fiscally. And I didn't even know fiscally meant. I was like, oh, my dad said we make money more if it's a Republican. And you also don't realize like what the presidency touches or doesn't touch. You know what I mean? So it's like. Right.
00:05:17
Speaker
And then also since I went to Catholic school, they had made us like basically believe that all abortions were late term abortions because that's like what they showed us. So that was a whole nother thing because I was like, yeah,
Questioning Beliefs Post-COVID
00:05:30
Speaker
like I'm conservative because like I'm against abortion. And then, you know, the second you get pregnant, that'll change. You also learn about me. I'm prioritizing my white wealthy father's political beliefs. And I'm just this like tiny little girl trying to live in fucking LA and, you know, not getting knocked up. Well, I have a kid before I want to. So, yeah, I was like, Oh, I, I have been
00:06:00
Speaker
I have been tricked my whole life. Well, that's like what it what makes it so annoying to like listen to what my like people on the other side of me currently say because I'm like, I know what you mean when you say that because I felt that exact same thing. But then I had to like actively try to learn things to make that untrue. Like I had to like actively combat those ideals to like learn that they weren't true. But if you unless you do that, you're not going to ever like you will never learn. anything beyond that, you're just going to continue to be proud of, I mean, honestly, the most proud people I've ever met in my entire life. They're proud, they're ignorant, and they're having a great time. Sometimes I'm like, don't do it. I think if we've learned anything through COVID specifically, but also just like, I think people probably realized this way before I did, but it's just to like question everything because I i feel like blindly people just go into things and trust. For instance,
00:06:57
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I don't judge the anti-vaxxers because I'm like, good, you should ask what the fuck you're putting in your little kid. Like you shouldn't blindly just accept that. I'm not saying either way is correct, but I'm just like, I just, I don't know. It's important to always kind of see both sides. You guys, I do have to admit right now that my mom was an anti-vaxxer and so I have zero vaccines. That does not surprise me at all.
Evolving Relationship Perspectives
00:07:24
Speaker
I am terrified of getting the chicken fox as an adult. I'm terrified. I'm scared, but I ended up fine. Wait, how did you go to school with the doctor's notes?
00:07:31
Speaker
So I just went to like small private schools that you don't even really need a birth certificate. They're just like, Hey, right. You're like, Oh, lower kids first name
00:07:42
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we were like okay prove you have a heart oh my sister was born in a birthing center. So she actually didn't have a actual birth certificate till she was 11. So she tried to get a passport recently and the government was like, wait, why didn't you have a birth certificate? How are you going to school? Like you don't, this doesn't seem right. And my sister was like, I don't, I went to these schools where they just didn't really need to see it. I don't know what else to say. And they were like, we don't believe you. So she can get a passport for years because she didn't need one for our whole childhood. She was 11. She finally got one. And then she like, everyone was like, this is just so sus.
00:08:18
Speaker
Um, Peyton, I feel like another rebrand for you was like man, hater to lover girl. Well, I still hate men very much. And Joe actually, I know. So I guess lover girl. Yeah. I like, how about a boy I got a boyfriend and he was like for real at this time, but wheels. And now I'm like, want to get a house and like test my fertility and like send him ring yeah mother and get pregnant. it
Personal Growth and Self-Perception
00:08:44
Speaker
That was a twist. be a mother Any other rebrand to girls can think of. I don't really have big re-brands. Mine are like small, but it's like same, same, but different. I mean, I used to hate going outside and now I love going to the park. That was like a big re-brand. I used to hate reading books and now I like reading books. I used to think health was fake, just cause I was like naturally skinny and had a good metabolism. I was like, you guys know you don't have to work out, right? It's like all my re-brands are so embarrassing.
00:09:10
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And then I started getting older and being like, oh wait, I feel like shit. So I don't know, mine are just like growing up and then also. Like before Thunderbird. I don't know what they're talking about. Yeah, it's like before Thunderbird, my favorite place with this was this place on the corner of Sunset and Laurel Canyon called Rock and Roll Sushi. It's above Volcano. And I would go there every single weekday and weekend with my friends and Socky Bomb. It was my version of Thunderbird. like I had my 22nd birthday there. And this is not like a nice restaurant. It's like a shitty, bad, $1 sushi kind of situation. And I was there every day. So it's like I do the same stuff. I got a little bit smarter. And I don't i don't think I've had big re-brands. I just thought of a um a fashion one for, like I think, honestly, like six to 10 years. I didn't go anywhere without a headband across my forehead.
00:10:09
Speaker
Oh my God. Yes. Yes. like I also don't know if I can talk about it. No, it's like I was wearing my Jeffrey can but Campbell, Campbell leaders in Stillwater, Oklahoma, while everyone else was going out and just, you know, their normal fucking clothes, not six, six inch stop and stompers. stepettto and Also, I guess like another rebrand for me would be like, I'm kind of like a brunette-ish, redhead-ish girl these days. And I feel like... I know. Wait, the other day, Joe saw a photo of you blonde and he was like, oh my God, Kristen blonde, weird. And I was like, that's how I know Kristen is blonde. Yeah, it's weird that you're this color now.
00:10:50
Speaker
Yeah, I know, but it just works. And I feel like i I feel a little prettier now. And so I feel a little more confident. And I feel like that's been kind of a rebrand. What age did you guys feel like you were pretty? Like at what age were you like, oh, wait, I'm kind of pretty. I think I knew I was pretty when I was young, but I never i have a disassociation with how I see myself and how I know the world saw me. Yeah. It's like when I was little, I would like look at myself and be like, I don't know how anyone could think they're pretty, but I objectively get that I was pretty because I also was modeling for like department stores at that point. And I'm like, I'm literally getting paid. Like someone's paying me money. Yeah. People are telling you that you're pretty. Yeah. You're so objective like that too. Money doesn't lie. So I was like, oh, I'm pretty because money this is being paid to me.
00:11:34
Speaker
I literally hated it. Also, there was this girl on TikTok. You guys might have seen it like went viral and someone was giving her shit for calling herself pretty. She's like, what? I'm not going to call myself pretty when that's all I've been told my entire fucking life is about my life. And I was like, and girl yeah, get it. I like that. I also like, I mean, I, I like to say all the stuff you're not supposed to. And I want everyone else to say the stuff they're not supposed to, especially as women. So I'm like, yeah, if you think you're pretty, say you're pretty and be like, yeah, I am. And just own it. yeah yeah like actuallyually Um, no, I was laughing because I like remember the first time I heard the phrase butterface.
00:12:15
Speaker
And I like looked around the room and I like side-eyed and I was like, oh my God. Because like my whole life I've known that like I have a really cute body, but like I just don't love my face. And so i you know I'm trying. I feel like the older I get, low-key the prettier I get, just and you know the more filler and Botox and like things I can do. Um, but yeah, it's one of those things it's like, e we weren't we talking about like the difference between, between confidence and that's self-esteem self self-esteem. Yeah. And so I was like, I know that I'm not the prettiest person in the room ever, but I don't really care, which is self-esteem.
00:13:02
Speaker
No, like I was basically saying like, I don't think that I'm ugly, but when I walk into a room, I don't assume anyone in that room thinks I'm pretty unless they've told me. So it's like I go into situations being like, okay, no one in this room is
Passions and Skincare
00:13:15
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probably attracted to me or like it's gone over my head so many times in a bar where a guy will be talking to me. I'm like, he was nice. And then they'll mess me on Instagram. Like, Oh my God, I had such a great let's and I'm like, Oh, he was okay. So I just, it's always going over my head that anyone would be attracted to me. I don't personally think that I'm ugly, but you were saying when I walk into a room, like you'll have to go talk to anyone. You'll be like confident to go up to guys and stuff. Like I don't know that I, I know that I'm not the prettiest and I don't think that they're thinking that, but I think it's irrelevant. And I just kind of like, you know, which I guess is like why.
00:13:48
Speaker
that not prettiest people in the world must develop personalities. Well, it's very, ga it's very freeing. I feel like to live like that though, like to remove yourself from that. Yeah. And I, I feel like that kind of sounded really self-deprecating of me to call myself a butterface. Like I know that I'm like, kidding like I kind of was, but i I will say it was just one of those phrases that I was like, Like i I feel like I was like fucking 12 years old or something. And I was like, I don't not identify with that. Also, because I like had acne and like these big eyes and this fucking big nose that I didn't grow into because until later because like I had no body fat. So like it was just protruding from my face. Anyway, um, yeah, so.
00:14:38
Speaker
What about you, girls? I can't even remember what we're talking about. Okay, next one, girlies. I want to know what you guys are a hoe for. Buffalo wings, the city of Nashville, just in general. What else am I a hoe for? An open bar. Sherman Oaks, California, Thunderbird, every single guy with like this specific niche sense of humor, like It's the guy in the room that you're, like, cringed out that you want his attention. The one who, like, kind of picks on you in class. Like, I always like that guy and I always want him to pay attention to me. I'm such a hoe for that kind of personality and they're always the worst fuckboys. Season one of Bridgerton, season two, no, not hoe for that. I'm a hoe for crispy rice. I'm a hoe for a pool, a sauna, a steam room, a hair mask, an ugly animal. I fucking mean love... Me too.
00:15:33
Speaker
like i Like a dog with three legs, yes sign me up. Down syndrome cat, give me three. yeah There's down syndrome cats? um Yeah, but also it's like if you follow a bunch of rescue sites, you'll like see. You can look up what these look like. You can tell. um Peyton, I know that you're a hoe for a lot of things. yeah This girl knows what she likes. Much like I know what I hate, I also know what I like.
00:16:04
Speaker
Yeah. Um, a lot of food items, obviously mashed potatoes, giving Joe my list to last night, my updated list, mashed potatoes at the very top cherry pie, blue crab hand roll from sugar fish. Yeah. yes I pickled spicy okra. I just got some new, a new jar of it. And I realized like, well, I really love this stuff. Dirty martinis. I've really been on my like travel favorites lately. And this is a bad time to say this because I know Delta just had like an absolute meltdown, but I'm usually a hoe for Delta flights for the Centurion lounge, specifically the one in Atlanta, Georgia. Like that is the best airport launch ever seen.
00:16:45
Speaker
Yeah, I am a hoe for airport lounges. Huge hoe for that. Oh, boutique hotels. I'm a huge slut for a good boutique hotel. Same. Same, same, same. I'm getting near a slut for like baby doll style dresses. Yeah, I love that. I'm kind of getting out of that era right now. But where you went it's just so easy because I you know, like I had such a I can't even think of the word when you don't like something about yourself and security. oh
00:17:16
Speaker
Okay. I've never been ugly in her life. i've So I was so insecure about my stomach for so long to the point where even when I like kind of got things figured out over there, I still like try to cover it even though I like I don't need to cover it, you know, like objectively I don't, but I just feel like I hate that part of my body. So I wear baby doll dresses because like you can still see boobs, but I would cover your stomach. But now I'm like, you just need to stop doing that. I'm a hoe for anything having to do with fighter jets as we've discussed. I've been seriously sitting at this computer working all day and the fighter jets have been flying around and I've been sobbing, crying because of the nostalgia of the sound. Just like nostalgia hits me so hard sometimes.
00:18:02
Speaker
I'm in a
Embarrassing Moments and Personal Rebrands
00:18:03
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hoe for some brands lately. Like, I really like that brand Rotten Boa right now. and And I think that's how you say it. Oh, you know what I'm a hoe for that you tried the pork clogging ingredient checker. Holy shit. She mentioned that like episode one or two and I finally used it and I couldn't stop. I went through every single piece of my skincare in both of my bathrooms, in my Equinox bag, everything. I have never felt better about myself just knowing that I have my little cabinet of like safe products. And then what I did with the other products that are poor clogging,
00:18:44
Speaker
um All the new ones I'll like give to friends and stuff But the ones that were already open because a lot of them are nice like there's some $500 serums There's some like shit in there that you want to use I put it in the back bathroom and I'm gonna use that on my body so like the peels and stuff I'll use like on my ass or like um and then like the lifting and like firming things I'll use on my ass and my boobs like all the moisturizing things that yeah on my legs and Um, just so I'm not wasting so much stuff. And then, yeah, I have a bunch of friends that like don't deal with acne, AKA Iman. If you'd need any products, if you want any products, since you don't have to. Well, it's going to be, it's going to sound pick me if I agree. So let's just talk, let's text after this. Yeah, TTYL. So, I am a hoe for that now. I now need to go buy all new makeup and I literally can't wait to scroll through the Sephora website and copy and paste all the ingredients. So, oh thank you, PP. A clean foundation is the Armani Luminous Silk. It doesn't have any pore color. Yes, I was going to order that because I remembered you guys saying it and a makeup artist used it on me recently and I liked it. I just can't remember my color.
00:19:55
Speaker
I've been using it for 10 years and it's, I mean, I've never used anything else. I can't switch. Like I keep trying to like want to switch, but even like when I'm doing makeup, I'm always last minute. So I like, I'm never going to like try something new at that point. You know what I mean? I'm not like doing it for sport. So I'm like just doing it. It has to be done in three minutes. So it's our body load of silk every time. yeah Good stuff. So yeah, basically every single. piece of makeup I was putting on my face has been clogging my pores. So I guess that's why I have acne. It's actually been life changing to change everything mostly to clear stem. Yeah, I probably will do that or Sophie, uh, Pavitt, she, it's like this Dermalot Dermalot Dermatologist in New York. And she came out with a skincare line and she actually has a checker on her website too. Someone reminded me.
00:20:51
Speaker
And she has like a full line of products and stuff and I've used some of hers and they are life changing. So I kind of feel like I'll go to that um because yeah, I've been using something for years for acne that has acne, like poor clogging things. So anyway, hoe for clean skin. I'm actually, that's another good one. That is, if I see someone with like good skin, I'm just like staring. Like it's just, it's ah it's a jealousy. Like I'm such a hoe for that. I can't even fathom if I ever have glass skin. What are little things that are low key so embarrassing?
00:21:29
Speaker
And I just thought of this because I was at Starbucks waiting for my order and she brought out a sandwich and I thought it was mine. So I went to grab it. No, I can't do this one. I can't do this one. I hate stuff like that. No. And so i and I am like the person who's seeing which it was just like grabbed it and I just like had to like put my arm around me and I like spun around fully 360. ah e cur No, it was so fucking bad. And so I was like, you know what, Iman's gonna have a fucking good one for this. You know what actually just happened to me in the elevator is when he's doing this thing right now where I'm holding her leash and she goes around me like a couple times like runs around me. So I'm wrapped up in the leash. And the only way for me to get out is for me to do full spins multiple times. I do that a lot i have on my dog walks. In the elevator, multiple times we're all sitting in there. We're all sitting in there and like she's wrapped around me and she's trying to talk to everyone and I'm trying to keep her like like still. She's so friendly and then I have to like twist. and Then like I get to like next to my floor and I have to start twisting and spinning so I can walk out of the elevator. and It's just like really like oddly embarrassing.
00:22:49
Speaker
So that is there's a lot of things with having a dog that are kind of oddly like humbling and embarrassing and having to that happens a lot but the worst part is when I'm like strutting down the street with the two dogs and then they um Unexpectedly cross or one of them goes behind me and I have to do my little twirl, but I don't slow down I just twirl as if I'm on a runway yeah and Keep going and like sometimes I'm just like slay bitch and then sometimes I do it and I'm like, okay You need to stop doing that as if it's just like a normal thing like slow down. You're fine I mean, I find everything embarrassing so it's hard for me to point out certain things but I'll say something that's been recently happening to me a lot is
00:23:33
Speaker
ah Right when i work but when I walk out of work, there's this tree that is low hanging. Okay. So I always come out of the door at my office and I'm always on my phone and I run into the bush.
00:23:50
Speaker
Every time. And here's the worst part about it is that I've never once done it and got away with it. Every single time someone sees me and they're like, oh, you better look up from your phone when you're walking. oh It's every time. The last time it was this guy who was trying to talk to me, I was like, I'm just going to ignore him. or him on my phone, I run into the branch. And he goes, oh, you should probably, probably look up from your phone when you're walking. And I was like, yeah, he's like, does that happen a lot? I was like, yeah. And so we're just talking and he doesn't stop talking about it all the way till we reach the end of the block. I'm walking to my car.
00:24:26
Speaker
The good news in this, because I don't want to tell a story and just you know keep you all like down in the dumps. I walked out of my office yesterday. I'm on my phone, obviously. I look up the second I'm about to hit the branch. They cut it. They cut it off. And I don't know whether to be happy about it or like why weren't you cutting it this whole time? I could have been saving years of embarrassment every day walking into it. Yeah. thats I mean, at least they're looking out for you now. that That means someone was like, hey, this girl is in hard time with this bush. And never get away with it every time I look up and I have at least three people who are like looking down. Oh my God. I think i i like there's a lot about air travel that's really embarrassing, like getting up from your seats, embarrassing, running through the airports, embarrassing, waiting in line to board is kind of embarrassing.
00:25:18
Speaker
Yeah, because it's like you can't look cool and be waiting in line to board like you'd be sitting down to the last minute they're like, okay, um we're gonna close the gates and then you have to get up. Yeah, and I hate it because I just like I get so nervous and I'm just like, is my gate like I always think they like move my gate without my knowledge. And I'm like, so scared that I'm gonna miss my flight and traumatized so Anyway, I just sit there forever like a freaking square, which is standard, obviously. out a being Having like a boy you ah bag or like a bike or like a like a thing you have to keep track of when everyone else is like loose and free is like really embarrassing. Yeah, that is really embarrassing. Keeping track of a bike. Oh, I do have another embarrassing thing. No, like a bag or something like like an overnight bag.
00:26:07
Speaker
ah Especially yeah one doesn't go on your shoulder like especially when i have no but it's it's not just going from point a to point b you're going to cde fg to get to z where you need the bag i'm saying the bag is going to inappropriate places. I was just going to say, we'll bleep the knee, but whenever I go to, I always bring my base week, weekender bag. And it's way too big and embarrassing to bring in. Cause it just makes me feel like I think I'm like staying for a week or just whatever the whole thing. So I, I leave it in my car and I go get it in the morning and then I like sneak it into the bathroom. Cause for some reason, carrying this huge bag is just way too embarrassing. So when you bought the bike thing, I did remember when I was 19, I used to ride my bike tour cause it was at the mall like two blocks away.
00:26:51
Speaker
And one day my bike got stolen, and it was so embarrassing that I didn't tell anyone. I didn't do a report. I did nothing. I didn't tell my parents. I was so annoyed about my bike got stolen. Why is that embarrassing? Because when you tell people, then they just feel really bad for you. And I walked home feeling really bad for myself. And I was like, no one can know about this. This is so embarrassing. I do things like that, too. But the bike thing? I hate to be perceived as weak or someone got one over on me. Yes, badly. Yeah, just don't worry about it. Peyton would like bring a bike to lunch. And then if we were to like go somewhere in a car, we would just ditch the bike and never get it again. yeah hey i When I say the bike thing, I'm thinking like all the fucking Venice boys I've dated that will like have their bike, but then like the night will take a turn and we'll get wasted. And I'll be like,
00:27:46
Speaker
and be with you. Yeah. You gotta, you have to leave that. I don't respect you not leaving that at the random bar and never coming back. I know, right? Just buy a new one. They're a hundred bucks. Yeah, seriously. No bikes are really expensive and I knew that after money.
00:28:02
Speaker
Oh my gosh, you know what that happens with with me? I've actually, this happened multiple times. If I like leave my phone or my credit card or my ID somewhere and then people like will start being like, well, do we need to go back? And I'm like, no, no, I'll get it tomorrow. look know it's gone It's gone forever. I'll buy a new one. I don't care. Like I literally can't function if people are helping me find something that I was stupid enough to lose. Can't function. i I will. That's like when we had to go to El Segundo to get your phone. And I was i made you get in the car. I was like, Peyton, I am picking you up and you're going to go get your phone because you're being crazy. You are not buying a new phone, Peyton. Yeah. Yeah, I'd rather just buy a new phone.
00:28:41
Speaker
So
Modern Experiences vs Historical Perspectives
00:28:42
Speaker
it was like at this random like crack den. I don't even know. Yeah. You're like, hey, trust me, Peyton. They're not judging you. I was worried about like not even. am Oh, that was another time. There was another time that like one of my roommates had to drive me to another pretty much cracked in and I found it ah there. And then I also had to drive way up north once more recently and like up north, like way up like past the valley, like up I don't even remember where it was, but it was like an hour and a half away. And this Uber driver was like asleep and he couldn't like, he couldn't hear me knocking. So I sat on a porch for like actually hours. Then there was this one time where this guy was in this guy's car and he like, it was like Sunday. So he was like staying in all day and I sat and like waited outside of an apartment complex. Cause I thought it was in there and like waited until I saw someone walk to
00:29:33
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the car that I had taken the previous night. But I was sitting with my laptop and like going to a Starbucks to get Wi-Fi and like check if he had like answered and then like going back out and staking out his apartment complex. I literally remember that. It was either like when we were friends or when we had like started becoming friends again or something. And I was just like, she hasn't changed. Hasn't changed. Yeah, because I won't go back and get it. I'm like, I don't. Whatever. Leave it. Leave it. Leave it forever. Leave it forever. Okay, this is my fucking favorite like prompt and just like content on the internet. Sometimes I always find myself LOL-ing at these. um But things that would give a pilgrim trial, the hard a heart attack. And I thought of some to start us off. god One would be JoJo Siwa doing any publicity. A sip of a spicy margarita.
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ah Paying $25 for an air on smoothie me traveling with my dog everywhere bringing her out of the country ah Kim Kardashian in a corset um a diva cup Yeah um Etc. Do you have I would say one is my dirty martini intake. I think a dirty martini might send them into a, what is it? A coma. Probably because they send me into one and I've been drinking for fucking decades. But you never know, like those people would like eat and drink stuff that like is probably way more intense than we.
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I just think of like the, yeah like my favorite kind of dirty martini is like, you sip it and it kind of hurts. Like that initial, like it really feels like alcohol and it just like, like a really spicy margarita too. Like it's just like, Yeah, but that's like hot hurting. I mean, like hurting, like I want it to be like, this is cleaning out my insides. Like I'm not going to have any more stomach probiotics left after I drink this because it's going to kill everything and sterilize me from the inside. Anyway, whenever I sat, I have that first step. Joe watches me because he just like thinks it's so weird that I like something that makes me like like you're like this so grimace.
00:31:48
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But I love it. I feel like that would maybe be bad. Speaking of premise, I feel like a shamrock shake. from McDonald's. I don't even know what that is. I feel like all of the like shakes, the grimace shake or whatever. I think that like a red dye 40 kind of situation would send a pilgrim into a tailspin. Like the fact that we eat stuff. What, like having ketchup? Like any kind of like chemical that we just like created in a lab is like now our food. I think they'd be like what the fuck. Okay. but Funny.
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Okay, so what merely comes to mind are two things. well she's right high number nine which I just think they wouldn't be able to like figure that one out. but Okay, yeah, logistically, like very literally, you're right. Sorry, Iman, go on. ah You guys, it's so embarrassing when like, I'm gonna start a sentence and then one of you guys starts talking and it's like, I don't want to go back to it now. No, you have to. Sorry, I had to just focus on Peyton being so fucking literal. Okay, well, I'm gonna start now. And please, I can't take it if someone else talks right now. Okay, what comes to mind immediately is
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Did you see what Kristin just did, Fiend? No. She did this.
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I did the I can't believe you saw that. Because she's telling you. I agree. Why would I do that? I think that was like, I think that was like involuntary, actually. i like I think that's just in me. Okay. Okay, the video that I was gonna say with the put them into a coma is the video where
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The two fans come come up to Addison Rae and they ask if they could all do the TikTok dance together on the street, and so they prop up the camera and they all do the dance together. I think that this would specifically send them into a coma because they'd be like, where did they all learn this dance from? Then you have to explain TikTok, then you have to explain that she's famous on TikTok for dancing, and then you have to explain that they also know the dance and they all think we're doing it in the middle of the street. The whole explanation, I think, wouldn't come together in a way that would make any sense and they would simply pass away.
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There's a lot of layers there. Yeah. I've obviously thought through each layer. Oh, my God. That's such a good one. So that's my answer. And
Cultural Icons and Personal Growth
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yeah, that's it. Who are you most thankful is alive during your lifetime? And I don't necessarily mean this in a deep way. I think I mean this in a silly, goofy way. And I don't necessarily have an answer. I'm like, I heard someone asked this and I thought it was so interesting because it's like, you know how like anyone after you, you can't really figure out their full like dichotomy. Is that the use, the correct use of that word? Like their lore, do you mean? Yeah, their whole lore. Like they have so many layers to it that you would never be able to wrap your mind around it. You have to live it.
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The first person I think of for that isn't necessarily my answer because like I don't feel blessed to be living at the time of Kim Kardashian. And maybe she's just like on my mind because I was talking about her tiny little waist that she keeps pulling out. um But I do think there are so many layers and levels to her lore that I'm like, okay, I don't know that you would be able to like sum her up. Yeah, I think my answer isn't a person. It's like a thing. I think it's all the high school musicals and all the Cheetah Girls because there's no way that I could be watching that in any other point in time other than when they came out and enjoy them and think they were good. And they were really impactful for me personally. So I think like living in a time where those movies and all the Disney Channel original movies. OK, I would second that. And that makes me think of Taylor Swift, which I i was about to say Taylor Swift.
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Okay cuz the thing is her and i are the same age so when she was feeling twenty two i was feeling twenty two when her as much as i like fought. Maybe like fought being a swifty for years i was obviously always like listening to her and everything because i can't resist. I was like a crazy, not like a, I don't think a Swifty was really much of a thing when she first started, but that's when I like ah loved her and I knew all of her songs. Like up through like college, but after she stopped, like after like with the folklore and Evermore and like those kind of ah albums, I like kind of fell off because I just didn't like them. But like she defined my middle school and high school. Like she was a couple of years or I guess a year and a half older than me. So like when 15 came out, I got to listen to it and then like plan to listen to it.
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The day before I went into high school and like that was like something I was really excited to do to be like like yeah Swift and all of her songs see literally that there's also that song Long Live like I had when my last like varsity football game we they ever played and I was a cheerleader and like we we've like stuffed all my friends from the squad into my car and we like listened to that song on the way to this Mexican restaurant we always went to like with the football team after all the games. And like there's certain points of my life where I'm like Taylor Swift was such a big part of it. And I feel like she's got a lot of lore. I actually don't like know a lot of her recent lore with like her exes currently, but like God, I was obsessed with her. Yeah, you can be a Swiftie and not care about like her actual life.
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Well, I care. i just don't I'm just tired. It's a lot of information. Yeah, it's a lot of information to know. Yeah, that was good because we were the same age. We grew up together. I don't even think that the podcast knows that I'm a Swifty. Yeah. You're like a recent Swifty too because of Kelsey, I feel like. Like you know more of the recent stuff than I personally do. You know, it's not a recent switch. Like I know all the songs, but I am still like a swifty through folklore and evermore. Torture's Poets Department. I like I'm gazing out of it slightly, but.
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um Yeah, I really actually don't want to get into it, but I do have to say I'm a Swiftie and I know every song. Have you guys ever gotten anyone's autograph? The very first time I got someone was Ashley Simpson's autobiography album I waited outside of the Sherman Oaks Galleria for. Oh my god, happy 20 years to meet her. Yes, it's my one of my favorite albums of all time. 20 year anniversary, baby. I love that. I love a seven then. I don't think i don't I think the only time I got um autographs were was when I went to Disney World and I got like the autograph book and I had all the like name the ah little characters signed. But I think I always knew, like what am I going to do with this fucking signed thing? well I wasn't like i wasn't like celebrity adjacent. like I was in like Panama City, Florida.
00:39:02
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and then like in Houston. So yeah we didn't really like. But I just also don't know that that would have ever been my first thing to be like, we find this. okay and We could have picture with me. All right. No need to bully who've been getting signature since they were seven. That was like kind of weird timing for you guys to both go in on that one. i know No, I was, I was talking like and not about any one or anything. the so That was like, I was making sure that you weren't like saying it had been weird oh actually that was a bit i was oh oh oh i was deep in a bit i got lost i'm sorry that's what i thought okay.
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um But yeah, I think ah that about wraps this one up. I hope you guys um love it. I hope you giggled. I hope this ah makes you you know question some things and maybe think differently. Yeah, or i question your sexuality because you realize that you have a really big crush on me ever since I talked about how I got this autograph and then I got my bike stolen. I don't know if anyone's like flushing on me really hard right now.
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Yeah, just if that's normal, but that is normal. If you guys are feeling that way, like if you're crushing hard, we get it. Because we are too on you guys. We love ya. I go. Bye guys. Love you. walking my la