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Jupiter: The Planet of Growth and Abundance
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Let's go to Jupiter to get more smartiper. Okay TERRIBLE joke, but cute right? Welcome to this installation of the planetary series! Please get high and enjoy the abundance that is coming your way!
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Introduction to the Mystical Journey
00:00:04
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Welcome to awake and bake an educational high vibrational mystical spiritual pot I'm sorry podcast from two girls one joint and a journey to awaken what's inside all of us in the words of the wise Wiz Khalifa Let's roll something and get the day started you guys
00:00:20
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Today's episode, we just have to get into it because we have so much energy and chaos going on right now. It's hilarious. In the best way. Today's episode is just a synchronicity in and of itself. And so we decided, because this is the message, this is the energy that we're just getting from today and this whole episode, whenever you're listening to this, whenever you hear this, it doesn't matter if it's near the time we posted it or not, just know that you have a lot of growth and abundance coming to you and the universe wants you to know that.
Jupiter: Humor and Reality
00:00:46
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So Kelsey, tell them what we're talking about. Jupiter.
00:00:49
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The planet. The planet. Yeah. And I cannot see the word Jupiter without thinking to get more stupider. Yeah, I know. When we were texting about this, I would... Well, I was trying to, like, get my head go through, like, what we've done and stuff, and I was like, wait, I feel like we might have skipped some. And I was like, wait, planets are next, Kelsey. And I was like, what's next, Earth? And then, because we're high, I was like, duh, no. And then I was like, oh, no, it's Jupiter. And she just responds with, yeah, to get more stupider.
00:01:18
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And I was like, well, yes, exactly. So yeah, clearly we're excited as fuck about this, because who doesn't get excited about growth and opportunity, which is what Jupiter is all about. As always in these planet sessions, planet episodes, we are referencing The Secrets of Astrology book.
00:01:37
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And so yeah, Jupiter is the largest planet. It's named after the Roman king gods. The planet's vast storms remind people of his thunderbolts. Jupiter is a lawmaker, but a charitable one. His other name is Jove, which gives us the word Jovial, which if you did not know, means cheerful and friendly. But we knew that. Oh, I totally knew that. And we don't have Google right next to the microphone. No, that's not happening. I know.
00:02:05
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But anyways, so yeah, so Jupiter is a really exciting planet, okay? It's about expanding yourself, expanding your wealth, expanding your knowledge, expanding everything. It's about growing and accepting opportunities. Jupiter in the sky, it circuits through the zodiac, takes just under 12 years, so it takes kind of a while. So it spends about one year in each sign. So unlike Mercury, which we're getting in, or Mercury, which changes planets like every what?
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Week, I don't know. Yeah, like few days Jupiter is a much longer. It takes a year it changes. It's always when it changes its sign and
00:02:41
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In myth, I'm sorry, I keep getting caught up on this word. Nevermind. The Roman Jupiter was known to Zeus as Greeks. Oh my God. Known as Zeus to the Greeks and Marduk. Marduk, that's how I'm gonna say it. And that's the one that I was worried about. So we're saying Marduk to the Babylonians. These powerful gods ruled over their kingdoms with both kindness and harshness. This is why the astrological Jupiter is known as the lawmaker.
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And I love the idea of a kind lawmaker in this
Influence of Jupiter on Growth and Morality
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time. Yeah, honestly, we feel like that's what I'm craving. Maybe Jupiter just like sends some energy. Jupiter for president. Yes.
00:03:26
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And then Jupiter in the world around us obviously lawyers legal systems universities and colleges religious organizations publishing houses and the gambling industry all fall under Jupiter's umbrella a Jupiterian Love that object might be a lottery ticket or a hot air balloon Okay
00:03:45
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It rules Sagittarius and co-rules Pisces. The day of the week is Thursday. The metal is tin and the color is purple, which I just dyed my hair, which that's okay guys. So see that's synchronicity. This whole episode is about synchronicities for us at least because ever since. So let me just, first of all, sounds like I just did like a line of coke and I'm like.
00:04:05
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Don't do cocaine. I literally have never and will never and that's honest to God I'm not judging you if you do I think I would like it too much like I had to make that rule with myself I think I would like it too much. I'm not gonna do it Addiction runs in my family. Why would I put myself in that trap?
00:04:22
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You know what I'm saying? But it's such a synchronistic episode because like I said like the purple hair for Kelsey and then this episode is all about growth and opportunity and also as Kelsey just told us like lawmakers and legal systems which is a super big topic right now. But it's like okay so that's the topic on everyone's mind but then the planet rules growth and opportunity and this is a time for us to really grow and expand you know what I mean? This is an opportunity for us to like really dive deep and dig and like
00:04:47
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And why isn't an opportunity? Because we're saying so because we decide like how we look at this situation. So again, I just think that's like kind of this planet was very necessary for this episode. Like we spoke about in our episode, our last episode, like we have to move forward. So like, yeah, like opportunity, I guess we're going to seize every opportunity and we're going to like, yeah, we're going to fucking grow through this. Exactly.
00:05:09
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Like some of the key phrases it uses are like good fortune and morals and principles. Also like a zest for life and enthusiasm. Cause I feel like we've lost that you guys like with everything going on recently. Like I know myself, I deadass, I made new friends yesterday. That was really fun. And I deadass told them like, Oh yeah, no, I am like high functioning depressed right now. Like no bullshit. Like I'm not even blaming it on my PMS cause it's been going on for a while. Like, um, and I realized it through just like,
00:05:36
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trying to be self-aware of certain patterns and behaviors or whatever. But I feel like all of us have lost this zest for life and that's what we need. So this episode is the sign. It's time. And of course take the time you need, but then honey, opportunities are on the horizon.
Community Offerings and Support
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Maybe accept the opportunity of our dark feminine rehab on patreon. Oh my goodness. Please tell them about that. Yeah, really quick. I'll just plug that in So it's something that we are working on a workshopping on patreon and it's a journal like journaling prompt workshop, whatever
00:06:11
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I don't want to call it a course because it's not like teaching, but basically it's just like a shadow work program that I'm like doing on our Patreon. You can do it along with me, but then at the end I want to put it all together in like a cohesive thing that then you can like take home or like, you know, get, I don't know about email or whatever, like have your own blank like slate book of like what this is. You can go through it yourself at your own pace. That's really cool. And everyone who joins on Patreon for now,
00:06:39
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Um, first of all, for the whole month of July, we're donating all of our, uh, earnings to Planned Parenthood and abortion funds. And then also, um, we'll be able to, uh, at the end of this, um, I want to like get your feedback and like, so I would love if you do this with us to like, let us know what you think and.
00:06:56
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Yeah, like what parts did we're really engaging? What did you want more of? You know what I mean? Help me make it better for all of us. And this applies to every tier on our Patreon. So you can do the lowest one as low as $3. So hopefully
Jupiter's Impact on Various Life Aspects
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make it. And it'll only be $3 for the whole month. So it'll be super accessible to most people. Yes.
00:07:14
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and then going forward Jupiter like what we're talking about actually brings in good fortune so this might be the time to spend that three dollars although I'm really in this like I'm really sorry guys I'm like not a hater at all but for educational purposes I've been obsessed with anti-mlm content on YouTube I've just been like in that rabbit hole of watching all these anti-mlm creators and um so they've been talking about like
00:07:39
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yeah like good fortune and like but that but they are they're always like yeah like you should just take that leap this will change your life just spend that that quick $99 and so I say it like very lightly when I say maybe maybe that's three dollars maybe the three dollars for a patreon literally only do it if you can like if you're like bitch I can barely put gas in my car gas is more than your patreon like that's fair exactly that's fair don't do it
00:08:03
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But Jupiter is bringing us good fortune, baby, okay? And not even just in financial reasons, but also it's gonna bring good luck. It's gonna bring good luck in your friendships and just family relationships in general, but also in your academics, also in your goals, also in athletic things. Just opportunities are literally just gonna seem like they're knocking at your door constantly. And I say that because another theme for Jupiter is adventure. So say yes to these things. If weird opportunities, not MLMs.
00:08:31
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But if other opportunities arise, try saying yes to them if you feel called to it. Like this episode is telling you that this is your time, right? So I love like maybe a Patreon. I'm totally kidding. I love that we're treating our Patreon as if it's an MLM now. Now I am. Yes, that's gonna be my new marketing.
00:08:50
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um but yeah it's a time of adventure and it kind of helps you create plans for the future so really like just hone in on like your spirit of saying yes and being open to things um and then confidence is another theme and i think this is crazy like it's again it's a synchronicity i just know that talking about this planet and all of its themes are what our audience needs today because it's what i needed today and the way that the collective consciousness works i can't be the only one no might not
00:09:15
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My nipples are hard over here. I'm not feeling it. Well, in terms of self-confidence, today I was literally journaling. I just wanted to journal. I had no, it was my morning routine. But when I finished my morning gratitude and what I wanted to do today, my intentions and stuff, I just was called to, on the next page, I just wrote, these are all the things that I love. And I just started hyping myself up. I was like, I love my hair, I love my eyes, I love my health, love my human suit. And now we're talking about confidence. I literally did that today after my show.
00:09:44
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Shut the fuck up half of my like my journaling like I have a whole half page in here That's literally just like I love like that. I'm tall. I love like all these like oh my god synchronicities All right, you guys we need to take an ad and cool off Now
00:10:08
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well ethically speaking Jupiter is a time of ethics okay so it's socially this planet connects you to moral codes rules and laws very synchronicity with you know what's going on in life right now
Zodiac Signs and Their Jupiter Connection
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Yeah, so Jupiter shows you your areas of life where you have strong ethical principles and beliefs. I mean, damn, I feel like this has been a time where we're all kind of seeing what our moral codes are. You know what I mean? Oh, I'm a hundred percent. And here's how you can figure out how Jupiter affects you like through your signs. Right. So we're going to start off with Jupiter and Aries. That's me. So with Jupiter and Aries, you're someone who can motivate others. You have a clear plan and you can lead.
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With Jupiter and Taurus, abundance may be seen in practical terms like yummy food or a cozy home. Luck follows patience. Luck follows patience. That's a really cute way of putting like that's another way I think to put like everything happens in divine timing. Yeah.
00:11:01
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Yeah, I like that. Luck follows patience. So Gemini, if your Jupiter is in Gemini, then your joy and learning shows attraction to many subjects and varied knowledge. You're probably a wordy person or a wordsmith. If your Jupiter is in Cancer, happiness comes from feeling safe in your group. So you're often like the hub of the group looking out for others. You're a very people person, my bitch.
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If your Jupiter is in Leo, you have a flair for the grand and extravagant. Oh, this makes so much sense. There's gonna be a warm and lavish side to you. Yeah, bitch, you better work. If your Jupiter is in Virgo, good luck comes from paying attention to the details and enjoy comes from hard work and developing your talents. We all know the type.
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If your Jupiter is in Libra, you believe strongly in fairness, equality, and standing up for justice. You have strong social skills. So this is kind of your time. You know what I mean? If your Jupiter is in Scorpio, you are passionate in your beliefs. This can make it hard for others to persuade you to see their point of view. That is hilarious because I know this isn't Kelsey's, but it reminds me of Kelsey.
00:12:06
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Like in a funny way, like you're a very, you are totally able to like be like convinced and like educated and stuff, but just like your confidence is the type where you're like, honey, I'm right. No, no, no, I'm right. And you usually are, you really are. That's the hard part.
00:12:21
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Um so if your Jupiter is in Sagittarius, Jupiter here brings a sense of abundance and freedom. You're open-minded and you want to try new things. Funny because that's actually me. Oh is my Jupiter? So so I feel like I just dragged you in comparison to what your Jupiter really is. But it's funny because I relate to both. Yeah absolutely. I definitely am stubborn.
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and but you're also the most like go for it person that I know like you'll try a bunch of like honestly she'll do things that I won't do just because I'm like I know my equilibrium I'll throw up um if your Jupiter is an Aquarius you may want to pursue a wide range of interests you draw energy from friends and community and then finally if your Jupiter is in Pisces this suggests the escape from the daily grind so that can take the form of actual travel or fantasy or even a spiritual practice
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Whoo, bitches.
Synchronicities and Gratitude
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I mean, Jupiter is like, thank you, Jupiter. Thank you, Jupiter, for being on our mind today and for bringing up all of this, like, just all of these topics for us, because they're super relevant. Oh my god, yeah, this has been awesome. And like, I don't know, I- Did Jupiter just become my favorite planet? Honestly, it sounds like the best one. If I was gonna hang out with a planet so far, I'd wanna hang out with Jupiter. Jupiter or Venus, because that bitch sounds slutty. I know, and I do love a good slut.
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I always think of Jess, uh, I always said Jess Miller, because Nick Miller, and they are definitely a married new girl. Jess Day, when like, pink wine makes me slutty. Oh my god, that's hilarious. I told my new friends yesterday, they were like, why don't you drink? And I was like, because I get sad and slutty, it's a weird combo. I don't drink tequila. I used to say I don't drink tequila because I either get slutty or bitchy. Hey, weird combos. I know, and you don't want either.
00:14:02
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Um, you guys, we did want to give a shout out though for this coming Thursday's episode. That was Kelsey's idea. Do you want to tell them what it is? We're going extra terrestrial. So whenever I'm like, maybe one day we're going to get esoteric. Thursday is the day. It's happening. We're doing it. We're doing it. It's happening. Wait, what's the same for, uh, bridesmaids? It's happening. They're not telling us. There's a colonial woman on the plane. There's a colonial woman on the wing. She's churning butter.
00:14:30
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Oh my god, iconic movie. Did you know that Universal produced that movie? I was at Universal yesterday and I took a tour. So, synchronicity! What the hell? We just had a synchronicity!
00:14:42
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Guys, it's honestly getting to be too much. And so I have one last shout out, and that is to our newest Patreon member. And that is Katie. Thank you so much for joining our community. We are so happy to have you. Katie from across the pond. Katie from across the pond. We love you, Katie. International listener. Hello, Katie. We love you. Stay high. Bye.