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EP. 57 28 Years Later
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Introduction to the Podcast
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That is shtick like that, dude. Have you seen my dick? been looking for it.
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Sir, I'm going to rub one out right here on your counter.
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We cut to Mike, who delivers meat on his bicycle.
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I'm rinsing your girl out, bud.
Meet the Hosts
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That's how I identify the Doteca heat drop.
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Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.
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Scrub in the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.
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We're just joking.
Interactive Listener Call
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Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
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but Welcome to episode 57 of the two guys one screen podcast,
Comedic Movie Recommendations
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a.k.a. the hemorrhoid homies, a.k.a. the Poetown boys. My name is Nick.
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I'm joined, as always, by the edgelord.
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We got a live call from Jake. oh Jake, you're on the two guys one screen podcast. nicholas No, we have to cut this. You're on the podcast. Can you call me my by-ball name?
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um is it you know what am i like on the podcast on the podcast You know what's crazy is I answer the phone and say, Jake, you're live on the Two Guys One Screen podcast, and you're asking me these questions. hey well it's funny enough because guess what i called for What'd you call about?
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A movie recommendation. Oh. Is this movie recommendation? This is this is next level shit. you guys don' recommend me a movie Oh, you want us to recommend you movie. Well, typically this takes like six years because you're always like no, I don't want to watch that.
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I want to watch a movie with tits, which is respectable. You want to watch a movie with tits? We're going to give a recommendation for a movie with tits.
Movie Banter with Jake
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X. Sure, if you want to. a normal movie.
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Or what? Or normal movie. Gerald recommended X, which I didn't love that movie, to be honest. But there is tits, to be fair. I personally feel like i personally like this the movie after that Pearl is a ah bit better. i don't first i don't can't remember if there's tits or not.
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But I do remember that Mia Goth like grinds on us on a... and on What do you call those people? On a scarecrow. ah done How you done? what else would i recommend What else would I recommend to you?
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what's What genre are you looking for? ah just an Action, comedy. Anything? Something good. He just said something good, Gerald. That's what he said. Got it. What do you got?
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Strange Darling. Oh, yeah. Check out Strange Darling. Great movie. I watched it. Oh, he's seen it. Fuck. And Jake's seen no movies. And he's seen that movie.
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I watched it after listened to the pod about it. What a fan. Hey, have you seen The Return of Living Dead? There you go. Check that movie. 1985 classic. There's tit in that, too, actually, I think.
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There's tit. There's real tit and zombie watch that, ah thanks samam Hey, thanks for calling in the podcast, Jake.
Listener Engagement and Social Media
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Hey, no problem, guys. Also, F you, Mark.
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Yeah, fuck you, Mark. Fuck you, Mark. Yeah. All right, bye. Bye, babe.
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So I'm here with Gerald, and we're here to review 28 years later. We're going to spoil the fuck out of this, by the way. Yeah, it's a movie that I'm just going to talk about, i mean, we're going to discuss it, but there's a lot of stuff I like, a lot of stuff I don't like, some cool ah scenes, some fucking shling along, you know?
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um Some crazy pieces in this movie, yeah, for sure. Let's do... it in, plug it in. So, follow us on Instagram, 2Guys1ScreenPod. Send any comments, concerns, movie requests to 2Guys1ScreenPod at gmail.com.
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Your recommendation will get shot straight to next time we get a position for it. like my cum shot. right Straight to the top. Cream of the crop.
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Cream of the crop, yep. My jizz looks like creamed corn. Okay, so mine too follow us on ah just TikTok and YouTube for the clips. They're back.
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they are They are back in and not black. ah Because they could go away again. You never know. I mean, our background is... ramo ah got Like a black father?
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right Yeah. good Good. Funny. Follow us on Letterboxd. And then... Fucking bang my box. Send us a voicemail. Yeah, you bang my box. Send us a... ah I'm a big so seafood guy.
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Give me some clam, you know? Yeah. um Send us a voicemail.
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508-8-DIP-TIP, six-minute limit. And that'll get your shot straight to the top even faster. Right? Yeah, yeah the the phone call is king.
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Or, if you have my peripheral number, call me while we're recording. Shout out Jake. Which was not a movie request. Well, call call in and ask for us to recommend you movie. Why not? There you go.
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are we were that think i think that's a lock for Halloween, right? I believe it is. because i yeah That ties right into ah check out our Other there are podcasts where I talk about that movie. Yeah.
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You want it? It's on this page. Yeah. It's on this page. yeah All this fucking shit is going to linked in the bottom description. Leave us a comment.
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Yeah. Leave us a fucking comment. I was trying to find a picture and I can't. Here it is. Pounded the shit out of your mom's box. that's That was the best picture. That funny as shit. Why is it a mouse? yeah I don't know. But it's funny.
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Yeah. Also, I'm hard. Sorry. right. Oh, yeah. Good thing we're a video podcast. Good thing we're not go video a video podcast. She doesn't know we exist. It's fine. She definitely has no idea that we exist. Yeah, for sure. But if you're out there, hit us up and you have no idea who you are because we haven't dropped your name.
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But you have titties. But she's clearly better than doing better in life than us because she's always in a different country. I guess. I don't know what she does. She posts a model? Play model?
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was like once a year. She should be. yeah I mean, you think if... I mean, if she had an OnlyFans, go crazy, right? I'd probably be the only subscription I ever do, yeah.
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Should we see if there's a link in her description? There probably isn't. I feel like she would promote it. Oh, she has another account you can follow? Oh my god. Her Finsta? No, it's like a personal business.
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Personal business? What'd she do? Eyebrows. Oh, wow nobody cares about eyebrows, girl. We want to see your tits. Yeah. I know you look good, but I want to see what you look like without clothes.
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I mean, what is, I mean, what are we doing? Isn't she with a guy now? She's back to guys. Back to being straight. Yeah. ah Good for you, girl. What the fuck is going on?
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So we're here to review the film 28 years later, the third movie. You got your 28 days later, your 28 weeks later, your 28 years later. My question is, because obviously they're going to make another one.
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What are they going to call the next one? Well, it's supposed to be months because they skipped months. Ah, 28 months later. That makes sense. They it. In my head, I'm how the fuck they're going to do 28 decades later?
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the fuck they're going to do that? 28 decades later? Well, I thought it was that was going to be a trilogy, but I guess not because as the end of this movie is confusing.
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Yeah, to say the least. To say the absolute least. I honestly had plans to watch 28 Days. others there's two gays holding hands walking by my window.
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Like men? Let's go. Yeah, men. Shout out to them. I can tell which one's the top and which one's the bottom. and It's very easy. ah Okay. they got You think they got pieces on them? Nah. They don't got pieces like in this movie for sure, no. Shh.
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They give me the same vibe as that gay couple from ah Modern Family. Okay. That's the vibe I get. All right. with it. I really, really did mean to go like watch 28 Days Later this morning because I wanted revisit it. Also, I own it physically, which was a flex until they decided to not make it a flex anymore.
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Yeah, the re-release. I still need to get, but yeah it's also one of them streaming and the other one's not. something like that. i think days is streaming. Yeah. he is just streaming Weeks is like rentable.
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I think. But it's on Tubi. heard Weeks is Schlitt. Schlitt? Yeah. That's what heard. Obviously, I didn't get to it or else I'd have more to say. But I do remember the first time I watched that film in the Letterboxd era, we'll call it, ah was not a huge fan. I wasn't a massive fan of that movie.
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And like the thing is, like they're connected, but not like it's the same virus, but it doesn't take place like. In the UK. This one's in Scotland. Well, thankfully, shout to Alamo.
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Except also kind of not shout out to Alamo because my experience was kind of whack this time. Not as whack as yours, but was kind of whack. Yeah, yours is cream of the crop. Back to cream and crop again. um Farmers. they instead of They did play two trailers, but they played like like a little recap of like ah in case you missed it. The 28 Days Later, what happened in that what happened in 28 Weeks Later.
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And apparently 28 and 28 weeks later, it spreads from the rest of England into Europe. But then at the beginning begin this movie, we find out that Europe pushed it back into England or Scotland and just fucking left them there.
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And they're like, yeah, y'all, you'll see like as this is a zombie land. It's just quarantined off. Nobody can go in there or go in there at your own risk. zombie Zombie land. I have seen that movie. It is decent.
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As far as horror comedies go. Have you seen 28 Days Later? I've seen 28 Days. I haven't seen weeks. Neither have I, but apparently Jeremy Renner's in that movie. He's like the lead, right? around I've seen that. It's kind of ah So 28 Years Later is directed by Danny Boyle, who also did 28 Days Later.
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He also did this movie called Sunshine that I really want to check out. I haven't had a minute to see it yet. Sunshine. It's very interesting that they have a 28 years later part three already in Letterboxd. Not even part two, part three.
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So I'm assuming the next movie is going to follow Spike?
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Spike? Shit-ass name, bro. All I could think of was Spike Dudley. Remember him? Yeah, I only think of Spike Lee. All right. Yeah, but Spike Dudley.
00:11:28
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Unfortunately, this is not a Spike Lee joint. so This is not. Nope, it is not. Yo, imagine Spike Lee doing a zombie movie. What would that be like?
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A lot black people. ah ah Yeah, represent, you know what mean? In the Bronx or Brooklyn or something, you know? playing basketball Zombies playing basketball. Yeah. I did want to shout out, I saw it when I was walking out of the cinema. that sit Out of the cinema? Whoa. Ever? Ever.
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theater these are i killian killian murphy's an executive producer shout him out i mean he's in the first one alex garland's a ah producer he makes some uh polarizing movies uh here is your cast you got alfie williams what a name alfie he plays spike i'll you this i i honestly think that spike in this movie is probably smarter than harry potter like in eight You know I mean?
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Yo, his... i Like, i will say one thing already about the movie. His character evolution is pretty solid, I would say. Yeah, the arc. Yeah.
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Like, it even, like, the way he transforms his acting... I really fucked with it. Obviously, we're not going to fuck this kid. That's inappropriate. and He's like, yeah, we're going to keep moving on. twelve He's supposed to be 14, 15 before you go out on your first hunt, but it's okay.
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Yeah, he was ready to go. yeah I mean, yeah, exactly. like Was he ready? We got Jody Comer. That's a Spanish word, but Comer. ah She plays Isla.
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issla it's Yeah, it's Isla for sure. It was Mike Tyson. It would be Isla. Yeah. I'm Mike Tyson. Hey, I'm Mike Tyson. Hey, I'm Mike Tyson. I'm going to fuck my dick.
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Fuck, it's all good. ah She was in Star Wars, The Rise of Skywalker, which I don't remember her in. I've also only seen that movie once in IMAX, though.
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You know, I think I've also only seen that movie once, and she is not she's pretty deep in the list, so we're just going to keep moving on. ah Who else we got here? We got Aaron Taylor Johnson, who decided to just be relevant. c create he He was like, I'm a hunter, but in a different movie now.
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Right. Also, he's just in the hunt of Nani. Yeah, and then I'm a British guy in Nosferatu. Yeah, he was Nosferatu. he was in... clicked the wrong person.
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he's in He was in Bullet Train. I love Bullet Train. Tenet. He's in Captain America, The Winter Soldier, as who? Oh, he's that like the main security dude. I remember that now. He's in Kick-Ass. He's in Fall Guy.
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Nocturnal Animals is a good movie. He's in Godzilla. goji
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He's in a bunch of movies. You guys know the fuck Aaron Taylor Johnson is. And if you don't, you should. He's a good actor. Check out our episode on Nosferatu. ah Next, we have Ray Fiennes, the fucking goat.
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He plays... a dark Lord Voldemort. Check out our entire series on Harry Potter. Plays ah Dr. Ian Kelson. He's been in literally everything. don't even have to say this, but he's probably the best fucking actor in the movie.
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The way this guy can just go into a role, bro. I think the um the parts that he was in were the parts that I... Like, his lore... And then like the first like introduction of his character were probably the only scenes that I really cared about.
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That's a lie. That's a bit of an exaggeration, but also this guy has a girl with him and she's a fucking piece. God, that's my type right there, bro. I don't have a type. That's my type right there.
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Anyways. Okay. Shout out to if you're listening. How funny would it be if everyone's building you had a podcast? Just had to take my door. Listen here? Yeah, that'd be fire. send the podcast Check this podcast. That's free advertising right there.
00:15:29
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ah He's been in literally everything. i don't know if I have to go over Ralph Fiennes' accolades. I think we just move on. ah He was in Conclave, which Jake doesn't like, and I do like. So, shout out that movie.
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Next, we have ah Edvin. Edvin Riding. He's going riding this fucking dick, Gerald? or one Yeah. Also, I just... I mean, we didn't do it. Is Jodie Comer... I feel like in the movie, she's not fucking it.
00:15:54
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I can't get myself to fuck someone who is dying. know? Schizophrenia? It's just not what she has, but... He ain't fucking it. Aaron Taylor Johnson fucking it would fucking give it to anybody.
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Yeah. my god Yeah. Easily. going Also, while we're here, Ray, Ray fine's going fucking blow a dart in my ass anytime. Yeah. Also, was Aaron Taylor Johnson like filming this and Craven the same time? Cause dude looks the same.
00:16:21
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That's what I mean. He's just being a hunter in a different movie. Yeah. He doesn't have a fucking Russian father. All right, so Edvin Reiting plays Eric.
00:16:33
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I don't know if I now if i know him from another movie.
00:16:40
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I wouldn't fuck this dude. He kind of looks like Heidenreich, but like younger. Yeah. and Too many mentions that guy. Yeah. Even just his look screams douchebag.
00:16:52
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Yeah, he kind was a douchebag. He ain't fucking it. We can get into it, but also, what was kind of the point of having him in this movie? didn't really get it. Save him that one time at the gas station. That's it. You know, with a really bad looking gas that was floating above their heads.
00:17:06
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, OK. ah Next, we have Christopher Fulford, who plays Sam. He was like the grandfather. I thought his name was Sam the entire time because their accent. Right. This is me mom.
00:17:18
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Yeah. Yeah. double the They said the new forbidden two guys, one screen word. Yeah, I was going to tell you, I don't think that, I think we can just leave that in, right? At this point, right? after After this movie, we could just not bleep it, right?
00:17:30
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The mom just screams, CANT! like yeah Like a lot. Yeah. Like, I mean, so many times that at one point, I don't think the audio matched her mouth. Yeah. I mean, in the UK, that's like a normal word for them.
00:17:42
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You know? Yeah. It's not offensive over there. Right. So they just aired it here. No problem. Fuck is it. Is this rated R? I guess it is, right? There's dong. There's dong. There's gore.
00:17:53
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Serious dongage going on. not a lot of Not good gore, but get to it. ah The only person that I want to shout out is ah Chai Lewis Perry, who is the alpha or Samson.
00:18:04
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Hell yeah. Man, it's fucking peace on him. This guy's dick. know what mean? He's got some dick. Now, question. Is that prosthetic or a real dick? that all man-made meat?
00:18:14
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if it's if it's up If it's real meat, then they had to paint his dick. they did They had to make up ours. that They fluff it and then fucking paint it. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Maybe he had a cock ring to stay kind of like... He's like half chubbed, it looks.
00:18:28
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Maybe they put a cock ring on his... Listen to this theory I got. Okay. They put a cock ring on his dick, right? And the outside of the cock ring was Velcro. And they Velcroed on a bigger dick.
00:18:39
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Whoa. not like i'm Not like a real dick, like a rubber-like thing that would like go over his dick like this. Right. And he was just fucking hanging serious meat. I mean, everything was slapping against his thighs when he was running in the water. Come on, bro.
00:18:51
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For real. Like, if if you're Chai Lewis Perry, if you're listening, let us know. Is your dick that big? I'm curious. curious. Also, we just be honest about something else? Shia Lewis Perry in this movie, because they did close up his face, I literally just thought it was Jason Momoa in blackface. Me too.
00:19:09
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100%. In the train, was like, holy shit, it's Jason Momoa. um i like I was like, Jason Momoa cameo with Big Dick? Yeah, right? Because also, it kind of feels like Jason Momoa would cameo in a movie to fucking just have a hog on him. You what mean?
00:19:22
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Right. He's like, what's the one movie I can get away with just having straight dick out? Fuck. Also, if i was going to believe that anybody like famous celebrity had a fucking massive piece on him, it'd be Jason Momoa. Yeah. Or maybe he's compensating.
00:19:36
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Yeah, but he probably has a missile on him, I feel like. I mean, he's one of the hottest men I've ever seen, so he's got to. You think women like think any women like Go to bed with him like, oh my God, going fucking sleep with Jason Momoa. Then he pulls out his piece and it's just small like you're saying because he's overcompensating.
00:19:53
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Maybe, but then it's still like I'm going to have the clout that I just fucked Jason Momoa. This is my thing though too, right? I'm wondering about this now. what does you Tell me your perspective on this. I look like what I look like right now, right?
00:20:05
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yeah but if i got but if But if I got big and jacked, my dick wouldn't also get big and jacked. Therefore, it would look smaller on me proportionally, right? That's correct. I'm assuming. Okay. So, I mean, i mean like your dick doesn't get jacked. I'm doing dick exercises. I mean, maybe you are. I don't know you, but. here's Here's a thing for me though, right? I'm very curious because like, you know, I'm heavy, right?
00:20:27
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I'm a big boy. yeah ah Big bag. My fupa, right? I have a ah ah prominent fupa and it's just all fat, right? Shout out to all the fupa girls out there and guys.
00:20:38
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Front upper penis area, right? Yeah, or pussy, whatever you prefer. Whatever you have. Yeah, whatever you got, let us know. Front upper prosthetic. I don't... That is a picture of your fucking fupa, dog. Yeah, dude.
00:20:52
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um So fucking bulge. So I'm thinking, right, if I lose weight, right, because all that skin is kind of protruding upwards, right? It's kind of like moving up my shaft, right? Your fupa is invading your penis like the fucking Germans invaded Poland.
00:21:06
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That's what I'm saying, right? So if I if i lose the weight, right, going to be like the Nazis and just sweep back all the ah ah Jews, right? So it's my, you know. Whoa.
00:21:17
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Wait, what? What? By the way, I just want to say while we're on this topic, my feed recently has been gingers and of then you are black.
00:21:29
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we been I don't know if you know this. i'm For the listener, I'm ginger, and the blacks have claimed us. We've been claimed. So you can say the N word. allegedly according to tiktok i say the nwor yeah other thing i've heard is there has been for some for god forsaken reason and i do not agree with them there has been uh uprising with holocaust deniers i rat well the big rut row i don't understand those people at all i mean they're just they're just concerned with how do you burn the shoe number of people that they burned you know what i mean
00:22:06
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Oh, it's easy. It's called you have a lot of money and you just build industrial furnaces.
00:22:12
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Yeah. So it's it's wild out there right now. You put these people in camps, right? Right. Yeah, we're just going to. Maybe we just don't. Do we?
00:22:23
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No, I'm just saying. like it's just Those people are fucking stupid. like Yeah. yeah That's just insane to me. Yeah, so one take is like really outlandish and crazy. The other one is that gingers are black, which I'm going to buy into.
00:22:35
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I'm okay with that one. Yeah. Yeah, I'm basically black now. i for it's what It's what I'm here to announce is I'm black. My dick does not look like that. My dick is tiny. What? Yeah. Yeah. um Okay. What were we talking about?
00:22:47
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Oh, dick size. Because the other thing too is like I've worked with some guys that are smaller than I am, like shorter, and they claim they got a big piece. And like, well, you might have my dick just on your body so it looks big.
00:23:00
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Right, because you're small. Yeah. So if you got if you've got my size dick on a smaller body, it looks bigger on you. Like if you sure had my nose on your face, it would look big. Yeah. And if I had your nose, I'd have a normal size nose.
00:23:13
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Also, it's very hard to judge like size, you know, because sometimes you are harder than other times. I literally beat it a while just a few minutes ago. And I was like, I'm not a full hardness.
00:23:25
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Absolutely. Did you know that you can like bruise the inside of your penis for from vigorously masturbating while not fully hard?
00:23:37
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I just figured you could do that from like over beating your meat, not from not being fully erect.
00:23:44
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Because those blood vessels are just taking a beating when they're not ready for it. It's like domestic violence on your penis. yeah Right. I mean, it literally is domestic violence. Yeah, you're right. yeah so Yeah. So there's that.
00:23:56
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The more you know. but All because of Chai Lewis Perry's big old fucking real or fake dick. Write in and let us know if you have a real or fake dick. We want to know. Right.
00:24:07
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um All right, so this movie 28 years later. i
00:24:14
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i don't It's not going to be a ballerina level of anger with this movie for me. ah i just i think the first thing we should talk about is the marketing of this movie because... like I mean, I would just say a complete mislead. This was a misdirect. I don't think the marketing matches what this movie is, even a little bit.
00:24:34
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So what did you think? of i Because what I thought going into it, right, was not quite on the level of A Quiet Place, but kind of like that, you know, like sneaking around fucking evading all the zombies. Sure, sure.
00:24:49
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But that's not what it is at all. yeah Then you got Michael Rooker saying the N-word. Right. like there're yeah like i I don't even like The Walking Dead, and I think I'd rather watch The Walking Dead.
00:25:05
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Yeah. um I just feel i just feel like this was like it like this movie ended up being like a coming-of-age movie that had zombies in it. Yes. But it was never really about the zombies...
00:25:19
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At all? Kind of like Warm Maybe not at all, but it wasn't really. I have not seen Warm Bodies yet. Now, hear me out, all right? It's a rom-com. I'm hearing you, Daddy. It's a rom-com, ah but it's gas.
00:25:32
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Like, it's kind of, it's really cringy because it's, you know, for teenage girls. ah Is it Nicholas Hall in that movie?
00:25:42
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It's the guy Warm Bodies, you said? Warm Bodies.
00:25:48
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Warm bodies. 2013. It is. Nicholas Hall, right? Yeah.
00:25:57
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He's R. John Malkovich in this movie. Dave Franco.
00:26:03
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Crazy cast. Anyways. Watch it. It's good. It's quick. And he's a piece. Who's a piece? Nicholas Hall? Yeah. think so.
00:26:15
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In this movie, yeah. He's got like the long, he's got like the the emo Justin Bieber style like thing going on. but like He was wearing it like peak, like when that movie came out, it peak Justin Bieber.
00:26:25
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yeah right. And it wasn't blonde. So like, it was kind of like, wow, that guy shot that Hot Topic if he wasn't a zombie, you know? Yes, I what you mean.
00:26:36
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Yeah, so to me, the marketing was not what this movie ended up being. And now that I've seen it, maybe if I watch it again, which I'm not inclined to do so soon, I would appreciate it more. But right now, I'm just kind of like, bleh.
00:26:50
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It's very set up for the next movie.
00:26:54
Speaker
Yeah, yeah, I would agree with that. um Now, when I got out of the theater, you said that this movie is all over the place. And 1,000% agree with that.
00:27:08
Speaker
There's just like we the movie is like it opens and you're with a father and a son who gets separated. And then title card, then we follow whole story. And then the guy comes back as like a he's wearing like a jumpsuit with like a bunch of other guys that also wear different colored jumpsuits.
00:27:29
Speaker
And then they just all like kill zombies together for 30 seconds at the end of the movie. Then it ends. And you're just like, what what even just happened? It looked like J-Rock from Trailer Park, boys. It's kind of a deep cut. But if you know, you know. You know what I got?
00:27:41
Speaker
What? Wrestling again. I got Spirit Squad energy. Remember Spirit Squad? a bit. little bit. Yeah. yeah I just don't really get why that was in the movie. I don't know. They're all in Adidas tracksuits.
00:27:54
Speaker
there's There's like...
00:27:58
Speaker
People are giving the movie a lot of praise for the ah way it's filmed. I actually don't. I mean, there was reports they were using iPhones to film this movie. I don't really know if ah if it added to the... There were some certain shots that maybe were helpful, but like so a lot of it was like the action sequences are yeah I'm kind of missing out on these action sequences because the camera is... If you either like shaky camera or you don't, and I just did not... I get why they did it. i It just was not for me.
00:28:26
Speaker
Yeah, shaky camera, a lot of jump cuts during the fights, which you do so you don't, you know, you don't have to do as much, right? What you mean? Like you don't have to show as much detail or like anything like that if you're doing like shaky cam, vivid, a lot of jump cuts.
00:28:44
Speaker
It seems backwards to me though, because if you don't cut, it's just the actors acting. But if you're if you're doing all these cuts, that's like more editing work afterwards. Right. don't think. Yeah. And some of the kills, it kind of looked like they had like a you would Almost like ah like a kill cam or something.
00:29:01
Speaker
Like the yeah arrow would go through the head and then you'd see it from a different angle. like and we get an interception in Madden. yeah Yeah, when the camera turns. Yeah, that's what it was like.
00:29:13
Speaker
i actually That part I actually did like. it was and It was different. Now one part, i that like that those couple parts I did enjoy... I think.
00:29:24
Speaker
Yeah, no, I did. But the, I don't know, like, that like I'm trying to think of like modern zombie movies that I really love. And there's like the sadness and then there's like trading to Busan.
00:29:37
Speaker
And then like, that's modern. That like came out like past the year, like 2000. Yeah. And there's like, and there's like, I don't like world war Z that much. Uh,
00:29:49
Speaker
And I feel like these movies need a little more, like, gore. I appreciate you guys slinging dick, but there's no gore. It's a zombie movie. What do zombies do?
00:30:01
Speaker
Eat people. yeah I mean, they they I got to give them props. They had the got the one, the alpha, right, who yeah was ripping skulls out people's eyes until the spine come with it. That was all right.
00:30:12
Speaker
If you guys have ever played Mortal Kombat, this man does the Sub-Zero Fatality where he rips your head off and your spine comes with it. That was cool. He did it to a deer, bro. A deer.
00:30:23
Speaker
I did that like several times and it was just like, yeah, we, we've seen this. get it. We know. Also that guy who was hanging from the ceiling by his feet that had Jimmy inscribed in scrubbing the back of his back. It was in the trailer.
00:30:38
Speaker
And Jimmy ended up being Jimmy from the little boy who is now dressed up like a guy in a trash. What? I just, like, I don't understand. and don't understand the what the movie was going for. Like we all die and that's life. And then like your mother's going to die because she has brain cancer and brain rot, not brain rot, just brain cancer.
00:31:02
Speaker
So that was, I'm just going to blow dart her and then she's going to dead. in them And I'm boil her bones and then give you her skull to put on top of a tower. See, I thought that was like the best part of the movie right there.
00:31:13
Speaker
Most people do. i just didn't, I, don't feel like the, ah moment earned how emotional it was supposed to be.
00:31:25
Speaker
It didn't. No, you're right. Because like they introduced the mom and it's like, is she like schizophrenic or something? Like what's fucking wrong with Honestly, I thought she was becoming infected.
00:31:40
Speaker
That was my thing. Possibly. Yeah, I didn't, I'd ever think that. I just like, why you lashing out like that? and they're like not remembering And then like not remembering things.
00:31:52
Speaker
And I was just like, i was like Alzheimer's. like well Yeah. Aggressive Alzheimer's dementia. You're like 40. What? And then Aaron Taylor Johnson goes and fucks around.
00:32:03
Speaker
Literally, this kid is cucking his dad. he' just watching He's just watching his dad eat this girl's box out. And he's like, fucking your daddy or fucking cooter. i was crazy. I was like, he's eating her fucking clam right now. And your boy's watching.
00:32:15
Speaker
Yeah, he having clams and linguine on the menu tonight. You know what mean? It might be clam chowder. She's going squirt at the same time. I mean, chunky, right? I don't know. next of it The island whore.
00:32:27
Speaker
That shit must be rough, though, because I mean, do you think they're like this little island has like running water? Yeah, like they got water and shit. Do you see the one guy showering and it says, don't take long? Thank you. You get like five minutes.
00:32:40
Speaker
Our supplies are limited. So if we haven't said Spike's mom is sick and he wants to take her to a doctor to, i ah you know, fix her up, maker make her not sick anymore.
00:32:52
Speaker
Tune her up, chew her box out. But there's a problem. You're in a zombie apocalypse. There's no doctors. You're on an island, so like right off of Scotland. And there's only likera yeah there's only one bridge in and out and you got to go across it when it's low tide. It's a land bridge.
00:33:10
Speaker
Land bridge, yeah. Yeah. And it's just Ray Fiennes who's rubbed down in iodine. yeah don't.
00:33:21
Speaker
I burn my hand. The doctor rubbed me down in iodine. My hand only. You rub your cock with iodine. I don't think I want to do that. Yeah, but then your your your pubes would match your skin.
00:33:36
Speaker
Yeah. Honestly, my dick hair kind of the same color as Ray finds his iodine skin. That's I'm saying. Yeah, he got my color dick skin. Also, I did try trimming my balls earlier today.
00:33:48
Speaker
And no, the I haven't charged it. So it died like mid trim. got like half and half. No, because I started with the shaft hair. So I like got all the shaft hair down and then it died.
00:34:00
Speaker
So I just got full bush, full ball sack, and then just trim shaft. That's good because at least i know you're probably not, but if you are getting sucked anytime soon, right, within the next couple days, like at least she ain't getting it in her mouth.
00:34:14
Speaker
I did match with her. So we'll find out. don't know. Oh, she probably sucked mean dick, bro. like We'll find out.
00:34:26
Speaker
That's actually kind of unattractive. I'm gonna ceasefire. I'll get whatever I can get. you know what i mean? Right. Yeah, we had a rough patch. I thought it an upside down pineapple. It is.
00:34:36
Speaker
You're right. So she does she like it sweet. Hopefully hers is sweet. what mean? She's gonna put sushi and pineapple on pizza. so they make They make sushi pizzas a thing, which is kind of wild.
00:34:51
Speaker
Really? I had they do chicken sushi. ah chicken sushi the fuck is that
00:35:00
Speaker
i can't say i know what now okay i didn't have to you though she a piece i'd fuck her yeah don't know if i can keep that but yeah she's ah she's a little older right she's got kids but it's all right like she get it yeah get rinsed out it's fine i think she's from japan um yeah And she was like, you want to try chicken sushi?
00:35:22
Speaker
I'm like, what's chicken sushi? is She's like, I literally just put a chicken strip in there. yeah Okay, let me try it. Because she said someone asked for it. And then she's like, no.
00:35:35
Speaker
But it was someone that worked there. So she said she like kind of fixed something up real quick to like them happy. What of strip was it? Bro, was like Tyson chicken strip. Like. What was it in sauce? No, it had it had the which rice, the seaweed and plain chicken, cucumber and spicy mayo.
00:35:55
Speaker
OK, that's a sauce than the spicy mayo. Yeah, yeah, quite decent. That shit kind of banged like I'm not going to lie. And it was warm, you know. Yeah. Well, hopefully it's not cold. Unless you're fucking a dead body, then it should be cold.
00:36:08
Speaker
Well, yeah, but that well she's not fucking it. Right. Not yet. Not yet. Sometimes you're fucking a chicken breast, you know what Sometimes you get full of fucking whole chicken. I'm like, I can fuck the shit out of this right now.
00:36:19
Speaker
Absolutely, dude. You probably do that at work. This thought has entered my mind more than once. It's like, God damn, girl. Like, what?
00:36:31
Speaker
Damn girl, what you do to get that hole like that, huh? No, what the fuck? Why are you sticking this in those fucking... The chicken legs just like floppy. like You can just fucking spread them. Oh, yours doesn't come...
00:36:45
Speaker
What the fuck? I don't know. Yours don't come around like the... Like bondage? Bondage, yeah. they hey Yeah, we got untie them. okay. Yeah, I got to untie them then just fucking... She flies open for you, right? like I'm talking about fucking a raw chicken right now. but What fuck is on? So what size is your dick like? Is it like a fucking watermelon? Because that shit's expanding.
00:37:09
Speaker
I haven't said it. On this podcast, I got a tiny... I have to fuck the hole where the neck was. I was going to say, that's what I have to do. a tight hole. that's a Yeah, I mean, my dick could probably fit in there. My dick's that small.
00:37:21
Speaker
In the neck hole of the chicken? yeah it depends what size chicken we're talking about here. We buy three and a half to four and a half pound chickens. Because there are different sized chickens. Absolutely. You get that young chicken and you're like, that's how... That's what it says on the box. Young chicken. What do you want? What do you want from me? By the way, i i have to send you a picture this next time. I've been walking up and down the same street to go for my job to the parking garage or vice versa.
00:37:47
Speaker
And I walked by this building other day and I never read the window. The window said vaginal rejuvenations. was like, yeah yeah, I've been working here a month already, and this shit says vaginal rejuvenations?
00:38:00
Speaker
What are they doing in there? This job, bro. Vaginal. Yeah. You're going to find, like, the greatest vag of all time. I'm going to find a vag that recently rejuvenated.
00:38:10
Speaker
Right. So maybe they, like, unstretch it. You know, maybe it's, like, some, like, 35-year-old woman. She's feeling down bad, right? She's like, I've had three kids already. My vagina fucking stretched out, and they're, like...
00:38:22
Speaker
yeah We can bring you back together. So Ginny Weezing used to go there. ah Right. But maybe that's what you're looking for. a single mom of three kids. No, I'm not.
00:38:33
Speaker
But if your vag was recently rejuvenated, hit me up. yeah I'll pay for that shit. I want to feel what that feels like. No, I'm not paying for that. I am paying at your vag rejuvenated.
00:38:44
Speaker
No. i would say if i was already I would say if I was already in there, I'd pay for it. No, you'd pay to fuck a rejuvenated vag. No, I probably wouldn't either do that.
00:38:56
Speaker
If I'm paying for sex, i'm probably going to kill myself after that. You can do that. If go like Amsterdam, it's like a normal thing. you know Yeah, I get that like culturally over there. It's normal, but I wouldn't do it.
00:39:07
Speaker
You can window shop over there. I could window shop. That's fucking wild to say, but you can. You can. and You can just look. You can just be a cuck. Like this kid. He was watching his dad eat this girl's box out.
00:39:20
Speaker
Yeah, and he did. And he was like... His eyes were wide as shit. He was probably getting old. That's how boring fucking movie was. We're talking about fucking a raw chicken. That's how boring this fucking goddamn movie was. Like, how the fuck did we get here?
00:39:36
Speaker
No, you're right. I was acting. I mean, what else did you like about this movie? So, when they get to Ralph Fiennes, great. Great. He's great. He's funny. He's a little, like, there's not much comedy.
00:39:49
Speaker
this the Okay, no, there is. Hold on. This comedy? That guy's phone? Yeah. Ray Fiennes comedy, fire. Great. It fit in because it was more like realistic, like not forced comedy, you know?
00:40:02
Speaker
It was the next side, not the butthole side. Yeah, it fit in my dick.
00:40:08
Speaker
Fucking eye hole. Shout to Sadness. So. Yeah, shout out to Sadness. Check out If You Want It. Yeah. And stay tuned for Halloween month because we're reviewing it.
00:40:21
Speaker
And then the comedy at the end with like the jumpsuit boys. That felt left field. Like, where does this come from? Was that supposed to be funny? Is that what they were going for?
00:40:32
Speaker
For sure, dude. There's a montage. They played some cool metal song. That shit was fire, but. Yeah, some Dutch shit. Yeah. jeremy But then they were doing like, yet not German.
00:40:44
Speaker
was no Rammstein. Shout out Rammstein. I'm going to fire Rammstein in a zombie movie. That'd be great. I would have lost my shit. I would have gave us a half star more than going to rate it. But yeah, um we don't have the sadness lock. I'm just going add it right now.
00:40:58
Speaker
Yeah, it's got to be locked. Also, I do want to lock in doing ah the black phone too, because the fucking thing was on the theater today. And that shit looks like it's going to rip.
00:41:10
Speaker
Oh, yeah. It might be the first Ethan Hawke movie that I actually like. Fuck you and that. But we we didn't even get to our movie experiences. What was fucked up about yours? Oh, it just took a long time to get my drink.
00:41:23
Speaker
Oh. That's I had. Oh, but also shout out Elmo. They had a special menu for Father's Day. Shout out to all the fathers out there. still Still going on? and so I specifically asked, like, hey, is this still available? they were like, yeah, they had meatloaf sandwich, dude. Holy... Actually, I a bus in my mouth. When I bit into the sauce, I was like...
00:41:44
Speaker
Like in my mouth. Yeah. yeah I fuck with a meatloaf, bro. People hate a meatloaf. It's underrated, bro. I love meatloaf. Meatloaf is amazing. I'm white. yeah It's my duty love meatloaf. Absolutely. like That's the only thing I'd say about that. Also, there's a piece sitting like down the road for me. You know who you are.
00:42:00
Speaker
Yeah, I'm trying to lick your box. Give you a little rim and then a little box. I really don't even know who you are, but you walked by me to go to the bathroom and you smell nice. I had about four people in my theater.
00:42:13
Speaker
I only had two. yeah ah But, you know, I haven't had this happen since Spider-Man, Tobey Maguire won. Tom Holland, Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, No Way Home, Never Coming Home, whatever.
00:42:26
Speaker
Far From Home.
00:42:33
Speaker
Never coming home with Black Father. oh Miles Morales' father never coming home. um That's what... No, I just think my supervillain is dead. That one.
00:42:44
Speaker
And then before that, the only other time, it was Doctor Strange. Didn't we talk about that on the podcast? I think so, yeah. About theater experience where you had leave? Yeah. I had to leave for fucking Spider-Man never coming home.
00:42:58
Speaker
Yeah. And I was pissed. was like, this is like the most hype movie of like my life. We got to go. So yeah, this day, this, I knew we had to record this. So I'm like, I'm fucking seeing it tonight. I'll fucking sit here.
00:43:10
Speaker
But I sit down, right? Uh, the movies, the trailer start, the lights just went dark. Fire alarm goes off. And I was like, are you fucking kidding me, bro? For perspective, right? Everybody has to leave the building, right? And we're all standing outside.
00:43:24
Speaker
It's like literally 130 degrees outside today. It is balls out there. bit extreme, but okay. The feel like is 97, but. Yeah, 130, okay.
00:43:36
Speaker
It's balls out there, right? So this one lady, shout out this one Karen. She's like, only time i'm giving Karen a shout out. She's like, fuck this. I'm gonna go get my money back. So everybody followed her in, and like the regal people were outside the lobby, and they were like, nah, you can wait. We just got wait for the fire department to get here and give all the clear.
00:43:56
Speaker
So a pop popcorn caught on fire. Oh, that happens. yeah chat Yo, you want to hear some wild shit? Go. At my job, we have a basement with like a dishwasher and a... like a three-compartment sink, but... Yes, rinse, sanitize, wash.
00:44:15
Speaker
wash I think it's wash, rinse, sanitize. Yeah, anyway. ah And they bring the saute pans downstairs to wash them down there.
00:44:27
Speaker
And this fucking idiot, Chad's a fucking idiot. He thought it was a good idea to bring like ah like they like burn something. And he brought the pan downstairs and they went to spray with fucking water. And it made a lot of like smoke, steam, whatever.
00:44:40
Speaker
and It's a basement, bro. There's not like ventilation down there. It's a basement. right Fucking fire alarm went off. At the new place? Yeah. Yeah. Your apartment had to come?
00:44:51
Speaker
right Friday night, fucking we're bumping. Fire alarm goes right off. But, and then the next week, like this past week, this fucking lady burnt oil and she had a pot full like black oil, like burnt it, burnt it.
00:45:05
Speaker
And they there I caught them. They were about to spray the pot full of oil with water. Like with a like a spray nozzle, like spray it. I was like, do you guys all want to like severely hurt yourselves?
00:45:18
Speaker
Yeah. Like, you guys fucking hurted? I don't get it. Yeah. They look like one of those fucking zombies. Are they yee-hees? Oh, is that what we're calling them?
00:45:30
Speaker
We got to think of something for them, right? Yeah, I mean, they they definitely like salsa. Right. The dance and the food. Yeah. I mean, because if I call them mommies and poppies, is that racist?
00:45:46
Speaker
I mean, I personally, if I'm addressing one of them, call them mommy or poppy. So I don't think it's a i don't think it's offensive. Right, because at Target, like that's what they wanted you to like call them. like Just say, hey, poppy. And they look you. Hey, mommy.
00:45:57
Speaker
Yeah. Yo, for some reason, when the title card came up 28 years later, i was trying to say it in Spanish.
00:46:05
Speaker
Yeah, it's like 20 ocho años luego or después. I don't know. One of you guys that like would correct me can correct me. Carlos can correct me. It's actually really funny. Sometimes i would ask Carlos how to say a word in Spanish and he wouldn't know.
00:46:18
Speaker
he'd be you fucking grew up speaking Spanish. Yeah, like your family's Hispanic, all that. You don't fucking know? Yeah, i knew I knew some Hispanic people at Target that were Hispanic. Shout out Carlos. I love you.
00:46:32
Speaker
But they they were like, yo, grew up around black people. don't speak Spanish. I'm like, oh. That is pretty wild. the The people who are like, they look like like Dominicans look like black.
00:46:43
Speaker
And they just speak Spanish. you You're like, holy shit. You're like, what the fuck? You're Dominican. you're You're like, yeah. But you look black. You look black as shit. Like you can say it.
00:46:55
Speaker
Yeah, they get the they get the pass. The soft A. Right, but this dude, again, back to Target, this only place I worked with Hispanic people. This dude looked like us, but he was Hispanic, and he was allowed to say it.
00:47:06
Speaker
I was like, God damn it. Yeah, well, there's people who are like Colombians. They're super fucking white looking, and they great you can throw it around because they're not white. Yeah, but then I had this old lady, right?
00:47:19
Speaker
Not old lady. She was probably like late 40s, right? She was fat, one of the ugliest women I've ever seen. and just because she was married with a black dude, she would say it. I'm like, yo.
00:47:31
Speaker
Fire? i don't know. I don't know. No, probably not. It's not great. I mean, not great, but i was she just said it to me one day. i was like, yeah yo, um... I just looked around. i'm like, is this okay? you were they may want collect Can I say it?
00:47:48
Speaker
Are we all saying it now?
00:47:52
Speaker
is this no is this Is this warehouse policy now? right. Yeah. Is this the one day where we can all say it? Did I miss something? without you go off No.
00:48:04
Speaker
i I have a target Juneteenth shirt, though. I should have wore it the other day. You probably should have.
00:48:11
Speaker
ah I'm sorry, but I'm kind of not sorry. This movie, I just, I genuinely was like not very impressed by ah People are saying the filming is like revolutionary. I didn't find that even a little bit.
00:48:25
Speaker
I wish there was more gore. And the story was just like, okay, we're going to go on a hunt with dad. And then we're going to take, we're going to sneak mom out to go find this doctor and, She just has cancer. I just literally, like, maybe we just record this too soon. i'm collect just ki We both just left the theater from seeing it.
00:48:44
Speaker
literally don't know what I watched. Like, I don't understand where they were what they were trying to do. um Also, all the scenes with zombies were literally, like, just randomly cut in while we were watching the movie.
00:48:57
Speaker
Pretty much. It could have been like, yeah, like... a Also, some of the some of the some of it looked like was like obviously bad CGI, and I don't think we should be excusing that.
00:49:08
Speaker
No. it is Bro, it's 2025. Movies should not look like this. Alex Garland's got money. I don't care. like the Like you said, when they go into the Shell factory, that was funny. The the S fell off and said hell, but they go into the Shell station, and there's gas trapped in there.
00:49:25
Speaker
But it looks like horrible. Horrible. It looked like Evil Bong vs. Ginger Deadman bad. That's how bad it looked. Yikes. Yikes, Kebab Jerry. If you want to hear more about Evil evil Bong vs. Evil Ginger Deadman, listen to our episode on Yeah, You Want It?
00:49:41
Speaker
Episode 2. You know something? That rear that music really hits for me. I really love that music so much. You going to put it in your playlist? No, but... i No, I want it. I don't want the music that we pulled, like the royalty-free music. I want it with the you going, yeah, you want it. And I still want the fucking uhs in there too.
00:50:00
Speaker
So you start so stroking it, right? Yeah, just slowly. Yeah. um What do you want to give this for a rating? I'll do it on the camera. going fuck. pull it out right now. We said like two episodes ago, you're we're going see each other's dicks one day. It's to happen. Yeah, I mean, that's true.
00:50:14
Speaker
I'm going to fuck. Also, I feel like the one of the big messages that I took away was from it was like, yeah, even though it's a zombie apocalypse, like real world events, like terror can still happen even though because the mom has cancer.
00:50:29
Speaker
I felt like, you know, no one should get cancer. but I felt like that was like a cop out thing.
00:50:35
Speaker
All you thought was a cop out? Because like basically they only started that theme for like when he met Ray Fiennes' character. He's like the Morbius, whatever the fuck he said. Like we're all going to die.
00:50:47
Speaker
that one, we're all going to die. And then like his mom died. It's like, like, cool, man. Thanks for telling us that his mom, his mom was not in the majority of the first act.
00:50:57
Speaker
Yeah. And like, thanks for telling me that in a fictional zombie movie, that cancer is real. Thanks, man. You can get anybody. I get it. I just wasn't really, it doesn't, it didn't come together for me. And I'm thinking that now that I know what it is, i might go back and watch it and like it a lot more.
00:51:15
Speaker
Okay, but I did like to hold the whole the whole mom and son thing at the end that was kind of like it kind of like hit kind of hard, you know, like that shows intense You know, they drugged the kid and then went and off and killed his mom killed his mom throwers mom in a oven right yeah, and then like Peeled her skin off the remaining skin off her head and gave him the skull you think Do you think you think Ray finds Dictor down in between? I hope so.
00:51:42
Speaker
He was really feeling her up He was looking for breast cancer. Yeah, okay, whatever. asked for consent. yeah Yeah, sure. He did ask for consent, but he was groping her shit.
00:51:53
Speaker
She didn't know where the fuck she was. It's true. Also, there was a scene with rats.
00:52:01
Speaker
I just want to put that in there True. A jump scare, because, you know, has to be a jump scare. Some of the jump scares were... I thought the jump scares were good in this movie. Yeah. They were. They were good. Also, ruins Teletubbies.
00:52:13
Speaker
were watching Teletubbies at the beginning. Dude, someone wrote the the most liked review, the top review on Letterboxd is about the Teletubbies. It's like in the first five seconds. yeah Yeah. What do you think you're going to write the movie?
00:52:25
Speaker
Oh, boy.
00:52:28
Speaker
I'm ready. I got mine. I wouldn't call it a complete snooze fest. not um No, it's not a complete snooze fest because when there's action, it's fine. Mm-hmm. And Ray finds he's a fine man.
00:52:42
Speaker
going to give it probably a hated review of a two and a half. I'm probably also at a two and a half. Yeah. Which kind of i think pains me to say it because I was really looking forward to this.
00:52:55
Speaker
Me too. And this was not, yeah, it didn't it didn't do much for me, unfortunately. But I want to go back watch it again like three months or something. Maybe if it gets a cool physical, buy a physical and then watch it again.
00:53:08
Speaker
But that's the thing about a lot of zombie movies, though. They all just kind of rinse and repeat and have to like throw something small in there to like switch it up.
00:53:20
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No, but like maybe we should go back to the rinse and repeat method and just like fucking make a proper zombie survival movie. like just Yeah, make like a classic like zombies just eating people. Fuck all the plot, whatever. i don't get right i don't really get i don't really get what the... i don't get what the What's the rinse and repeat zombie movie like? What is the one that's like been done over and over again? cause i feel like the ones that I can think of are not.
00:53:43
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Night Living Dead.
00:53:46
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Okay, there's that movie. which everybody best That movie was made a long time ago. Yeah, like 68, 66 or something like that. But that like set the genre up.
00:53:57
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Like all the tropes and everything. Yeah, so zombie movies since... Zombie movies. I'm just saying, there's only a ah few zombie movies that actually slap.
00:54:10
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Alright, you got Dawn of the Dead. 1974 there's a 2004 one too whoops i haven't seen that one there's dawn of the dead 1974 1978 damn i watched i have that i have uh there's shawn of the dead fuck that movie fuck that movie i have the dawn of the dead 4k second sight import bitches all right shout out second sight yeah
00:54:36
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yeah 1990s movies tucker and dale versus evil It's a good movie. Sadness. Do you classify is evil dead a zombie movie or is it a possession movie?
00:54:48
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Possession to me. I don't think it's zombie. It's definitely possession to me. It's not on this list.
00:54:55
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I don't know. I mean, feel like I have not seen my fair share of zombie would speak on this, but I would be down to watch movie that is like, oh, good old like we're trying to escape zombies.
00:55:08
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Huh? Re-animator. That's a zombie movie. Re-Animator is a zombie movie. It's a good one too. With a twist. That's a good twist. And it's... Yeah, and it sets up another movie.
00:55:19
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Just like this one did. And Return of the Living Dead slaps because it kind of takes like the base... You know... i want to grab me by my base? Yeah. The base cut and paste of ah zombie movie. What the fuck are you saying over there? The base and paste.
00:55:34
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And it just has fucking fun with it and goes wild. You know?
00:55:40
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I'm trying to see if that full-on language poster is on Letterboxd. It has it in Spanish. I just thought of it. Oh, 20 years later?
00:55:49
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Also, it wasn't 28 years later since the first movie. I think it was. No, the first movie came out in 2002. Oh, you're saying in our timeline? Oh, yeah. In their timeline, it has been. So they're in the future.
00:56:01
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Right. And one day someone's going a post being like, been exactly 28 years later since this movie came out. reviewer like Now hour we're where they're at.
00:56:17
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Whatever language it says, this is 28 Namsan. swear to God. Namsan. It is, dude. It's down here. It's like deep, though. Deep? Okay.
00:56:28
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Oh, it's Namsa. Sorry, to you, I look like a y But it's like Namsa. Namsa. She's Ray Fiennes, Namsa. That's funny as shit. That's going to be my picture for this movie, I think.
00:56:43
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Wow, people are giving this four and a half stars. I don't... I just... I wish I... I i really want to like it that much, and I just didn't. I agree. This movie's fucking mid as shit.
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00:58:06
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You fucking want it. I'll fucking give it to you. Yeah, yeah. I'm sitting on... For our next... I mean, episode two is live. For our next recording, I'm sitting on nine Johns.
00:58:18
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I got nine Johns ready for the next recording. That's crazy. And you sent me some Johns today in the mail. Coming on Wednesday. Which and hopefully is tomorrow when you're listening to this.
00:58:28
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Yeah, and hopefully by then, my other package will come. Since that debacle... Come... because We can save that story for Yay 1, I think.
00:58:41
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For sure. For sure. ah Next week, we embark on our journey or tackle the next franchise. It is Pirates of the Caribbean.
00:58:52
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Caribbean. However, the characters say Caribbean, so we're saying Caribbean. Caribbeaner is the thing you use to climb mountains, which is funny because... Beaner is like a derogatory term, but carabiner is something that white people use.
00:59:07
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00:59:19
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00:59:52
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i don't I don't even know who it's for. I have no idea. but i don't I don't know who's the right side here. Yeah, what's the right side? i support the United States. We're not looking too hot either, man.
01:00:03
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No, we um I'm neutral in this. I want to move to Canada. Yeah, like, get me the fuck out of here. With Ellen DeGeneres. Where did she move to? I don't know, but she's gay.
01:00:15
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She moved somewhere and she sent a picture of herself posted on the internet and she was like, I'm doing good. Hon, you don't look good. yeah oh Father time has put the fucking working on your face. I could i would low-key give it to old Ellen, bro. Like, not old, but like, back in the day, Ellen.
01:00:32
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Oh, young Ellen. Young Ellen, yeah. Yeah, she could fucking get it at some point. She got a big nose on her, though. Yeah. Dyke hair kind of going, though. ah
01:00:45
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Yeah, strap in, strap on. Get ready for the one year. That one's going to be wild. We should have just posted the Dark Knight this week. We'll see you guys next week. Bye. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark.