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Whimsy Woman Winter

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Kels is here to officially declare it: TIS THE SEASON OF WHIMSY *british accent please* The world is...fucked up right now, and we are doing the work to make things right, to be able to keep doing that we need to survive, and that's where the whimsy comes in. Allow yourself to get lost this winter. In your dreams, in a comfort show, in a new book series, just allow yourself an escape, find your peace. Then when things get real cold and dark, you know that you have somewhere safe to escape to for just a moment, to find your peace. 

Transcript

Introduction to Awakened Fake

00:00:01
Speaker
Welcome to Awakened Fake, an educational, high vibrational, mystical, spiritual pop, I'm sorry, podcast from one girl, one joy and a journey to awaken what's inside all of us. In the words of the wise was Khalifa, let's roll something and get the day started. You know, it's been over two years that I've been doing that intro and I still get terrified every single time that I'm going to fuck it up. Um, and I do.
00:00:25
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I still mess it up. I get so in my head about it. But again, nailed it. First try. I hope you heard some Phoebe hiccups in

Overcoming Podcast Nerves

00:00:32
Speaker
there. Yes, Phoebe is in the studio with me today recording this lovely episode for you guys. Hello, good morning, good morrow. If you have been waiting patiently for this episode that was supposed to drop at 6am like ours normally do,
00:00:45
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Sorry, that hasn't happened. It is now 9.30 on Thursday and I'm recording this, but that's because here at the Acres household, we've got a little bit of COVID, a little bit of RSV, a newborn, three fucking dogs. It's a lot going on here. It's been crazy. I am holding on by the seat of my pants. Barely. Yeah, I don't even really have words. It's just been a lot.

Theme Introduction: Whimsical Winter

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Um, but I am here to talk to you today about the theme of this winter. It has taken me some time to come up with it. I have been trying to decide, you know, we have our typical fried girl, fried girl fall, uh, this year. We're going to go for a whimsical winter. Okay. That is what I need. I need some fucking whimsy in my life. It is a whimsical woman winter. We are dreamy. We are cozy.
00:01:44
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we are reading we are fictitious i mean like reading fiction books like i want you getting lost in novels i mean read educational stuff too but i'm just saying we need an escape um and that does not mean we're not going to be doing the fucking work here on the ground yes yes i we
00:02:05
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we're doing shit. Okay. But then I am going to be embracing, um, much more of like the fun times and the positive calm of winter to get me through this season, because it is going to, it is already starting off to be a doozy. Let me tell you, uh, like I said, we have like

Navigating Illness and Global Stress

00:02:30
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all these illnesses going through the house like it's just wild then there's you know the global shit that's happening um that i don't need to explain to you um and so like as we've said every episode from for the last i don't know god honestly it feels like since the beginning because things haven't been like
00:02:55
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normal quote-unquote since 2019 so that's like even before we started this but like yes the world is kind of shit and so this winter I am focusing on hibernating and being dreamy and I am wearing my pajamas as I am I'm waking up and I'm changing into pajamas like I am wearing the comfiest clothes and romanticizing the fuck out of it and I'm drinking hot chocolate in the morning and

Embracing Winter for Well-being

00:03:21
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I'm gonna bake bread and we're making soups and like I am just I'm hibernating I am whimsically hibernating with my baby and my puppies and my husband and I am blocking out the world obviously except for like the important stuff um and so yeah I feel good to know that I have my theme I feel like I always need like
00:03:45
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I don't know. I like themes. I like to have a, uh, I was going to say a purpose, but I don't think that's the true, like that's the true meaning of what I'm trying to say, but just like, I like, I like having coordination. Ooh, maybe that's it. I'm realizing I'm a lot more type A than I thought I was. Um, I think I mentioned on here that we're working through like a possible OCD diagnoses, which I'm realizing I kind of don't
00:04:15
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Excuse me. Now that I don't agree with, I just like, I think it's a very fluid thing, my mental health and everyone's mental health, so I don't think I, I don't know, I don't need to dissect this with you guys.
00:04:32
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What I'm saying bitch is just have fun this winter and be calm and be cozy and be warm and listen to your podcasts and do your guilty pleasure shit and knit a blanket if you want maybe start a hobby maybe don't watch your comfort shows this is it guys we have we are entering it is time the snow is coming what is that thing from that show that everyone loves Game of Thrones
00:04:56
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winter is coming winter is here okay i don't care if it's we're starting a little early i got my holiday shit done with boom december 9th december 10th it was done now i'm sick i'm getting that done with done and then i am just like oh i am ringing in this new year calm peaceful surrounded by love um
00:05:21
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And just like, yeah, I'm just leaning into this healing.

Encouragement for Personal Growth

00:05:25
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I'm leaning into what winter brings us, which is the reminder of stillness and to allow our dead leaves to fall off and to, you know, go into the ground and let the cyclical nature of the world continue. And this is our time to breathe. There's a lot going on and we just need to slow the fuck down.
00:05:51
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and breathe. And then like dream about fairies and shit guys.

Exploring Self-Sufficiency and Resourcefulness

00:06:00
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I'm gonna like start planning my garden for the spring and I really want to start an herb garden.
00:06:05
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I want to talk to Kaylee, you know our good friend Kaylee Kiman. She's on the show all the time with the Feminine Embodiment Series, Divine Feminine Embodiment Series. You love her. She's an herbalist. I believe that is the title. I don't mean to misspeak, Kaylee, if that is wrong, but I want to talk to you, her, about like some herbs to start with and I want to have like my own drying rack and I just want to start like
00:06:33
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being self-sufficient I'm leaning into the full hippie full homestead like this is I am I am I am providing for my family I am doing what I need to do I'm taking shit into my own hands we are now
00:06:51
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I don't want to say that we are a matriarch, no obviously not, but we are an equal team. And this is my season to like, we need to breathe. And really stepping into the role of mother I think is what I'm saying, is I'm taking this time to learn what it takes to be like a real fucking badass mom. A mom with like a little potion like, so my daughter runs up to me and she's like, I don't know, this hurts, I can just pull up my little,

Becoming the 'Nurse Witch'

00:07:21
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sob and put it on her. Okay. Clearly I'm high. Cause now I'm, that was the weirdest fucking, okay. No, I don't, I don't hope that I just have weird little, I'm going to put Neosporin on my door. I'm, I'm, I'm, it's, it's gonna be antibacterial. It's going to be real. Don't worry. No, no, it probably won't be. Now that I'm thinking about it, I'm like, I could totally make something better than Neosporin. All right. I'm going to go, I'm going to go learn how to be a
00:07:50
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Witchy nurse. Ooh. Nurse witch. Maybe that. Ooh, I like that. Or witch nurse. No, nurse witch. Witch nurse. Nurse witch. I don't know. Hmm. I'm gonna have to play around with it. But that is a high. I'm a healing nurse. No, healing witch. Fuck. All right. I'm gonna go get higher. Stay high. Bye.