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EP. 13 Inside (2007)
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Nick and Gerald review the 2007/08 masterpiece Inside. They also review their physical media pick ups.
Plus the sound board makes a debut!
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Introduction & Soundboard Fun
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello and welcome to episode 13 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast. My name is Nick. And I'm Gerald. Hello there.
00:00:11
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sir And today's episode, we figured out that ah how a soundboard works. hu So I'll be playing those in real time.
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um
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I'm embarrassed at how easy it was to fix this or set it up. ah If you, the viewer, have any requests for sounds, hit us up, send an email. Yeah, let us know. That'd be fun. It's a fun group of ah sounds that you'll... I've only told Gerald about two of them, now he knows three, so he'll hear the rest of them as the episode progresses, or maybe someone won't even
Social Media & Community Engagement
00:00:51
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debut this episode. Who knows? Yeah, it it really all how the ball rolls.
00:00:57
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Right. ah Well, I didn't even introduce the episode because I was so distracted by the buttons. But today we are reviewing, it's debated online. I've seen two different years, 2007 or 2008 French film inside. ah We are a 2007 podcast, so I'm going 2007. 100% confirmed. And I just want to say this, if anybody's like, oh, well, it's French, fucking you're not watching it for the dialogue, trust me. Yeah, no, not at all. Not even a little bit.
00:01:26
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ah Yeah, but before we get into that, you want to do a little little pluggy? Sure. Do it. nice
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she Oh, I just thought of a new, a great one, if you could find it. Tell me. the Glade commercial where it's like plug it in, plug it in. Oh fuck. Let me write that down. Yeah. That's a good one, huh? Yeah. Do the plug. All right. So follow us on Instagram. Two guys, one screen pod. Send any comments, concerns, requests to two guys, one screen pod at gmail dot.com and follow us on letterboxed. Our links are in the description.
00:02:09
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Watch the clips. Watch them how you feel. Request the movie to be reviewed. November is still currently wide open for us. Danny, how you feel? I'll feel great. Movie's pretty good. Song's pretty good. Yeah. It's going to be all over the road today. All right, so.
Physical Media Finds
00:02:31
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I guess we'll get into some physical media pickups that we finally have to share with everybody. Cause it's been, I feel like a minute since we've actually had anything to review. Yeah. I didn't even go hunting. You found them for me. I, I felt feral, like an addict. I needed to get my fix. So I went out on a, I went, typically I go out. All right. Typically I go out on like the day before we were corks, I'm off, but I went out in the morning of that I had to work like in the afternoon, which is very not normal for me. ah But I found some good shit. Actually, I think I went because fuck you, Walmart.
00:03:09
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ah You guys have nothing here, so I have to go to other stores to find things but also Shop local fuck the corporate fuck the corporations. I guess there you go um But I went to Walmart. I think to look for some new released long legs. Hi long legs I think that's what pissed me off to open me through the roof All right, we'll start I Guess I'll just share when we both got we both bought long legs, right? I OK. Oh yeah. You had the 4K. I did. All right. I also got the 4K. Look great. I'm happy you watched it. I haven't put it in yet. Also, no digi. Yeah, no digi. And by great, I mean. They look good. yeah It was clear, crystal clear, actually. Crystal as you'd hope. Yeah. Um.
00:04:01
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The first one I'll kick off with, this was a lot of money and i I really don't care how much money I spent on it. I think it's gorgeous. I think we got to see how the tariff Terrifier, how the Terminator Steelbook looks like in person because that one looks pretty good too. But for me, this is like a top three looking Steelbook, at least of this year. I got the 4K Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes Steelbook, movies mid as fuck.
00:04:26
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ah But it's gorgeous. It is pretty I mean in the inside too is just On the wall. I mean you can't beat it. No, it is pretty. I just wish those movies actually like caught my attention The first three I like I actually I think I like the first one more than most people do ah of the new trilogy, not the old shit. Sure. um This was $45. That's a lot. Yeah, I don't i don't care, I'm not mad. That's above retail. I'm really not mad. um It was actually listed at like I think 52 and they had it on sale for 45. Yeah, because they realized they weren't gonna sell that shit for 52. No. ah The next one I picked up, it's a criterion as I am a criterion whore.
00:05:15
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Uh, marriage story. Have you seen this?
Review of 'Marriage Story'
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Speaker
Marriage story? Yeah. It's with, uh, Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson. No, definitely haven't seen that. Is it newer? It's newer. Got to be. It's like 2018, 2019 ish, but it's a Netflix movie and I feel like Netflix has a stigma, but rightfully so. Uh, when you see a Netflix produced movie, you're like it's probably gonna suck.
00:05:38
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Yeah. um So I was sitting up late one night and I just put this on cause like everyone talks about this fucking movie. I guess I should watch it. And it blew me away. Like I gave it a five star, blew me away.
00:05:51
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um I am not a for people who are familiar with the story. I am not a child of divorce. My parents are together. um But essentially, this movie shows you, you know, Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson's character like marrying and then going through the process of a divorce. And it is fucking heartbreaking, dude. You're watching this and you're like, God damn, they're going through it. ah This movie hit me right in my fucking core late at night when I was not expecting it to.
00:06:22
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ah Very, very good movie. Five star. Also, some of the best criteria on packaging out there. I'd say for a movie, but you have to know the movie to understand how cool the packaging is. So I'm not going to just show it to you because you haven't seen it. Gotcha. um And then lastly, I found Poughkeepsie tapes.
Discussion on 'Poughkeepsie Tapes'
00:06:40
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Scream factory copy. I think it was. love Yeah, I know. I was saving it for the pod.
00:06:44
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um Yeah, I got Poughkeepsie tapes for like 11 bucks. Screen factory release. Spoiler alert, we have an episode on that hidden away in the archives to release at some point. And I've referenced it several times on several episodes, we have to cut it out.
00:07:04
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um But yeah, four things, but it felt good to go out and get get some shit. You want to go over yours?
Critique of 'Frogs'
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I guess we'll talk about This one first, because I watched this and it makes me sick to my stomach that this movie exists. Sure. That it exists? Okay, so the- Okay!
00:07:24
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Okay! The, uh, Keno Lorber Blu-ray release. Keno Cult. Keno Cult. Well... ah Release of Frogs. Yeah, this movie sucks. I watched it.
00:07:43
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Because I was curious because i I was curious about it and. Sam Elliott, I'm like youngins. Have you you've seen it before? No, I have. It's not about frogs. so No, no. But the cover is a frog with a guy's hand coming out. So it's like, all right, I'm kind of interested. Yeah. And then the movie proceeds to be one of the most boring movies of all time. For horror, horror cult classic.
00:08:11
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Curse cult seed seed. Oh, it's seed. It's seed curse cult. I'm pretty sure. That's right. Bride seed curse cult. Yeah. And then you can pick whichever one I don't give a fuck when you talk about next. ah Just fucking ice age to meltdown. Get that shit out of the way.
00:08:30
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um Unopened, by the way. Oh, it has the number, the OG white. Oh, yeah. Those things suck. Yeah. It's got those on top. And the last one was Lake Placid Scream Factory. Hey, yo, welcome to the club. Very excited to own that one. It's a, it's one of those. like bracke Yeah, it was a horror bracket, but it's, it's also one of those movies that's like not good, but it's fun. Yeah. I haven't seen it in so long. I'm pretty sure I watched it on like sci-fi. Yeah. It was definitely not sci-fi. It's better than Anaconda say that much.
00:09:10
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Probably as an icon is pretty fucking bad. Yeah So this fucking garbage out of here ah I Just want the audience to know it's so hard To not just have ski mask the slum of God ad libs for the entire soundboard does the only do I have for now? I promise
Review of 'Inside': French Horror
00:09:36
Speaker
You gotta play that if we review a movie. That's garbage. That's garbage. No, I was thinking too, because after that he's like, I'm about to shit on this trash. okay ah got I gotta to keep that part in. I cut it too short. All right. Um, we did physical media. What the fuck else were we going to do? I think just to review, right? I think it's just a review. All right. Um,
00:10:04
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Inside 2007 or 2008, whatever you want to call it, I will read you your cast. It is directed by Alexandria Bustilio and Julian Moray or Maury. They haven't done anything else that I've seen, but I guess they did have a part in the ABCs of Death 2. That episode's dropping soon. The Leatherface... What's the remake? Just the 2017 Leatherface? Yeah, it's ass.
00:10:41
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um I really got you with that one. Yeah, that was great, man. I'm still shook. I mean, we can read the whole cast, but there's really only two people here that I kind of care about that matter.
00:10:54
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Yeah, Alison Paratus plays Sarah Scarangello and Beatriz Dalle or Dale, I think it's Dalle, plays, oh, La Femme, like the lady. That's what I wrote in my notes. I gotta to get that. well This movie, we've been hyping up for, I don't know, the past couple of weeks, and it lives up to the hype, even on a rewatch.
00:11:21
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Yeah, even on a rewatch. It is. Go ahead. This is part of the 2000s French extremity movement with horror, ah with movies such as Martyrs and ah Revenge. We mentioned it. Right. In our substance review. ah Same director that moved that one. but Shut the fuck up, man. Get out of here.
00:11:54
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ah support it's Coach Steve. Oh, that's what he's having ah sex with Jay's mom and Rick coming down. He's like, by her finger. He's like, shut the fuck up, man. Get out of here.
00:12:11
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ah Oh, boy. ah All right. Yeah.
'Inside': Plot Unfolds
00:12:16
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So it's a, you know, French extremity movement. Another movie is high tension. I'm not very high on that movie.
00:12:25
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But I feel like you should watch it, even though you're spoiled. Who's spoiled? You are. I told you the ending. Oh, I took it, like, spoiled like I'm a spoiled. Sorry, I misread what you were saying. That's OK. I was going to go on a rant, but I'm. In a better mood now because these buttons, just the the reactions to the substance like pissing off with movies like this exist.
00:12:51
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You know, with the gore levels, you know what I mean? And it's just like people online like filming their me before the substance, me after the substance, like the substance doesn't hold the fucking scent to inside as far as Gore is concerned. This is one of the goriest movies I have ever seen. Yeah. So at the end of our review, I have a little this or that game to play with you. I pulled up some some articles. OK. We can give a shout out to
00:13:22
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Nope, we're not gonna give him a shout out. I was gonna try to shout out John Pierre's actor, but I cannot pronounce that man's name. Fuck him. So we're gonna... Alright, let's do the ah review.
00:13:36
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Alright, so Inside 2007 opens, and you see a ah fetus, like an animated fetus inside the womb. Yeah, that's the only thing that's not great about this movie is the CGI babies.
00:13:49
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Right, they're not they don't look, but I don't know, what can you do? It's 2007 and it's their French, I don't know. They don't hate on the French. Yeah, cut that, all right. ah But you the POV is like you're looking at this baby in the fetus and you hear a woman yelling or talking, basically she's like, this is my baby, no one can take her from me.
00:14:16
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ah And then you see and kind of hear a crash and the baby's head smacks against the... What is it? Her stomach, the placenta? Her... Yeah, it goes... That was actually really good, dude. um rat and And it cuts to a car wreck that... And it slowly like zooms in and these two cars have collided with each other. And there was a woman ah sitting in the driver's seat, fucked up, her face covered in blood.
00:14:49
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Yeah. And her husband is next to her. Dead. Eviscerated. And she looks over at him and she just kind of immediately knows like he's. He ain't good. He ain't dead. I like the little touches like the windshield wipers still going, but like there's no there's no glass yield to wipe. Yeah, it's yeah, that was a good it was a good touch for sure. All the blood in this movie looks really good. All the like effects as far as like the gashes and the cuts look.
00:15:18
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Oh yeah, the physical effects are amazing. Amazing. ah And then she looks down at her stomach and like kind of hold her stomach and it cuts the credits and credits is like, the credits are like if you were mopping blood.
00:15:30
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Yeah, basically it's like tidal waves of blood. Swish swashin. I watched a little bit of it and then I kind of fast forward to get it over with even those movies literally less than 90 minutes. So you have no excuse not to watch it. Quick. um We cut to she's in the doctor's office getting her ah baby monitored through like the what do you call those things? I'm not good medical terms. Oh, ultrasound, ultrasound. There you go. Yeah, she's getting ultrasound and it is it's four months later.
00:16:01
Speaker
And it is, we've come to find out it's Christmas Eve. My mouse is not working. The doctor tells her we'll admit you to tomorrow morning. If it's not, and if the baby's not out by then, or you're not in labor by then, we'll provoke it to come out. um And he says that, you know, tomorrow's Christmas, so you need to have something to bring you here. Normally we'd have an ambulance for you. So it's Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve.
00:16:24
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Also, fuck you, Amazon. Uh, because for some reason in a foreign film, the subtitles weren't on by default. Why? Why were they not on fucking bullshit? It's fucking stupid, dude. That's very annoying. Actually. Um, I rented on YouTube because I couldn't find it on Amazon. I kept trying to show me the inside remake and I was like, there's no way this is even remotely as good. Yeah. I've heard it's not as gory at all. Um,
00:16:54
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So it cuts to Sarah sitting with a nurse. And the nurse is just like, again, ah soliciting information nobody asked for. I hate that shit. ah And she's like, oh, my first one that I had was horrible for me. It took 13 hours to deliver such a fucking pain. And then she just drops that it was born dead. It was a miscarriage, which is so dark. Yeah. Like, why are you like putting this now you're putting this woman like that thoughts in her head now like that she's going to miscarriage.
00:17:23
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That's so fucked up. I mean, I think she would have rather miscarries and what happens to her. Yes. Then another nurse walks by and talk to the nurse sitting down and talking about her miscarriage saying to stop fucking smoking in the waiting room. And as she walks by, the the nurse who's smoking is like, man, everyone's so full of shit. this Bullshit. Yeah. And then ah Sarah looks over at her and goes, twat.
00:17:50
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um I believe the lady that picks her up is her mother Louise, right? Louise is her mother. And ah I'll be honest, Sarah's kind of a bitch. She doesn't want anything to do with anyone. Her mother is trying to like be nice to her and she has no interest in like talking to her or spending any kind of time with her.
00:18:09
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Um, and they're walking to the car or whatever, and they're talking about the civil unrest, rioting and, and car burning, uh, out in the streets and in France, I'm assuming this was probably big at the time when they released this movie. Um, and it was weird comment that her mom makes like, Oh, are you in jump here? You gal fucking, and she's like my boss. Yeah. That's my boss dog. Like, no.
00:18:37
Speaker
Also, he'd have to be like into pregnancy porn because she's prego my ego Yeah, she's it's got to be like nine months at this point like she's ready to Yeah, well, he said the baby's coming out tomorrow. That's what the doctor said and the baby is coming out it um comes out way So So her mom, Louise, asks Sarah, you know, where should we have Christmas dinner? Should we have it, you know, here at my house, driven at your house? And Sarah's like, I want to be alone. And at some point might not be here. She's like, fuck Christmas. Yeah, what would be for Christmas? doll That's not cool, man. No, Christmas is the goat. Yeah, it it is a tie. I mean, it's top three. Oh, for sure. ah It's not. Yeah. What's your top three holidays? That one Halloween and.
00:19:32
Speaker
Maybe Thanksgiving? Yeah, it's got to be, right? I mean, that's not your top three. What are you going to say, Easter? We cut to Sarah sitting in a park watching ah this kid play with his parents. And like the parents are like teaching this kid how to walk. And she just starts taking photos of them, which is kind of weird. Real creepy. I don't like it.
00:19:53
Speaker
Um, and this man sits down next to her, but immediately takes a phone call and gets back up, which was like, what are, what are we doing here? Uh, he's on the phone. He's talking about the newspaper headlines and writing again. And he sits down. He just starts complaining about work to Sarah.
00:20:10
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And at first you're like, is he just listening? Are you? Yeah. Are you just listening information? And Sarah's like, shut the fuck up, man. Get out of here.
00:20:22
Speaker
ah But we find out that is Jean Pierre, which is her boss at work. And he's like, how you been? We miss you at work. How you doing? How you doing? I got to get that sound. I couldn't find it. ah Sarah gives Jean her keys and she's like, you know, meet me tomorrow morning. Six in the pickup ah to pick me up to go to the hospital. And I believe she tells him like check in on her at night because he comes by later.
00:20:51
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um And then he asked Sarah if she'll be spending Christmas with her mother and she's like, I don't give a shit I want to be alone fuck Christmas just hating on Christmas fucking Scrooge will not tolerate this ah We watched John drop her off at her house and then Sarah sitting on her couch talking to her mother and she's like don't bother coming here. I'd rather be alone I've had it and then her mother must say something like snarky in the phone and she's like, you know what? I've had enough and just hangs up on her mom. I You could make the argument this bitch had it coming for what happened to
Intruder Escalation
00:21:27
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her. She's kind of a, she's kind of an asshole in this movie to everyone. She is, but you look what she's gone through. Yeah. People lose their loved ones that happens. Sure. But like she survived. She's probably going through like survivor's guilt. Like, Oh, it should have been me type shit. Her and her baby. Yeah. All right. Fuck them.
00:21:53
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sure welcome
00:21:56
Speaker
Then she walks into this random room. I don't know. I was trying to figure out if this was like ah a bathroom, a bedroom. ah I don't know where this is, but there's like all these pictures of her and her husband everywhere. Uh, and then he appears behind her and he's like grabbing her stomach and like kissing her neck. Uh, are you into pregnancy porn? Cause I'm definitely not. Hell no. No, no. thank you nothing Even like so ah whenever I have children. Yeah.
00:22:24
Speaker
I'm not touching it when it's, you know, there's a baby in there. It just feels wrong. Oh, so you're not like, you also like don't do like the hand on the stomach to like feel the... Nah, that's cool. I mean sex. Oh, yeah. No. Sex when you're pregnant. ah Sorry, fiancé, when you hear this episode. Not happening. It's just, it just really creeps me out, man. It's kind of gross. I agree with you. Like, what if you're a BBC, right? And like you got a fucking 10 inch hog and you just poke that bitch in the head, you know what I'm saying?
00:22:57
Speaker
oh damn bitch in that ah who ah But maybe maybe that works Yeah, I mean you're I mean if you're a BBC you're definitely rearranging some organs for sure, right I I don't know. I'm sure the baby wouldn't appreciate getting poked in the head a bunch of times like that. She said I got a ruler dick What's that for him? That's 21 Savage. Oh So anyways,
00:23:31
Speaker
he's a figment of her imagination. And it cuts to like him in the car accident, smashing his head into the window, kind of like a jump scare, but it's like very sudden in the way it cuts. And then we see her we see Sarah in a rocking chair knitting And there's a big hole in like the scarf whatever she's knitting and she just mutters under her breath horseit just like a fucking horse shit yeah itp Right crochet and have an ass I sure uh she falls asleep in the rocking chair and she wakes up coughing and she starts throwing up like milk milk cum something okay as we come uh and her cat runs over and her cat by the way she's a cat we didn't mention that but
00:24:26
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ah Her cat's like hissing at her and there's like a like a fountain of like liquid like gurgling in the back of her throat ah And the baby's head comes out of her throat, out of her mouth, like projects out almost like like the chest bursting, but out of her mouth. Yeah, it was gross. It was gross. ah But the whole thing was a nightmare. She wakes up because there's the doorbell rings and she can't see what it's the people just like a silhouette. So.
00:24:56
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so
00:24:59
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The person outside's like, I have a problem, and I need to use the phone. But they just say I have a problem, which is like. Yeah, so do I, dude. Very sus. And she's like, what's your problem? What's your problem?
00:25:12
Speaker
It's called what? ED. You got ED. Oh, you'd be taking that horny grass weed, right? Oh, yeah, dude. Horny horny weed. I said horny grass weed. Got shit on deck. Is that, oh, wow. Is that where the, I just saw the Billy Tatoo. I was trying to figure out where you put it. Now I know where it is. Yeah, right there. Looks nice. Yeah, thanks, man.
00:25:36
Speaker
So she's like, what's your problem? And ah the lady's like, well, my car broke down. I just need to use your phone. And Sarah's like, my husband went to bed. She's like, yeah, but I won't make any noise. And she's like, we'll try in their house. It's Christmas Eve. Everyone's out. Go fucking find someone. She's still begging. And the lady, this lady outside is sick of her shit. And she's like, your husband's not sleeping, Sarah. She calls her by her name. He's dead.
00:26:02
Speaker
And so open the, yeah, it is a, not no, open the door. ah And Sarah, not Sarah, the lady starts banging on the door and Sarah's like, I'm gonna call the police right now. And the banging stops and she looks at the people and the lady's gone. ah We see her kind of check all the windows, look at all the doors. ah And she sees,
00:26:31
Speaker
the lady standing outside like a glass sliding door. But again, it's just like a silhouette. I'm not a big fan of those because you can't put like a curtain up. Someone can just like look through. You ever run into a screen door? Yeah, that just sucks. I have to.
00:26:47
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um
00:26:50
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So the lady just is standing there and she likes a cigarette and you can kind of see her face through the cigarette light. um And she's out of nowhere, where she punches the glass door. And it cracks? Now... She got some strength. Like... I was gonna say... amazing Like... I... I don't think I... I ah i don't think I... Right? I don't think I would do that. Like, you can cut yourself. I don't think... She cares. No. Alright. This lady's... I mean, with what you're... What we come to find out, this lady's out of her fucking mind. Oh, she's unhinged. Yeah.
00:27:30
Speaker
ah so So it cuts back to Sarah, and Sarah has a knife. And she grabs her pick her camera, because she's like a journalist or whatever, and starts taking pictures using the flash. And the lady's just standing there while she's taking these pictures, and then like finally kind of vanishes. And we cut to Sarah processing these photos. Shout out one hour photo. Great movie. ah But she can barely make out her face.
00:28:00
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like in the picture, it's too dark. ah But she also notices the picture she took in the park of that family, the same lady's kind of standing off in the distance.
00:28:10
Speaker
ah Go ahead. Stalker alert. The doorbell rings and it's the police. It's the police. oh And Sarah's like freaked out. She's like, look, I don't know who this bitch is, but she knows everything about me. And she gives the cops the blurry picture and they can't use it, obviously.
00:28:33
Speaker
Um, and one of the cops is like, all right, we'll lock you in for the night, like lock all the doors. And they said they'd put a nearby patrol on notice and have a bulletin up for this random lady that apparently assaulted her. They kind of don't believe her. Yeah, they kind of don't give a shit. And that's my problem with police sometimes is. Like they they think that some stories are like outlandish.
00:28:59
Speaker
And it's like, but shouldn't you still care either way? Why?
00:29:07
Speaker
Yeah, they do. I don't have to, I mean, in movies at least, therere a lot of the time they're kind of like, yeah, no. It's like that scene in a Strange Darling. Yeah. I mean, I've never had to call the cops, so. I have by accident, not intentionally. Oh yeah. Who hasn't done that?
00:29:27
Speaker
great when you're a kid obviously not as an adult so they don't really believe her they leave and she's watching the news of like the civil unrest and the rioting and uh fall asleep and her cat wakes her up and it kind of zooms out from her face and you just see the lady standing behind her but like not like immediately behind her like where if she breathed on you, you'd feel it like kind of further back in like the shadows. And and she kind of fades away. Yeah, kind of like a your favorite movie, The Strangers, when the bad man first appears. Fuck that movie. I'm happy to win fucking piece of shit movie.
00:30:08
Speaker
watch no you that fucking movie It's a keeper. um So She fades away, like i like I said, and Sarah calls Jean and she does a voicemail and she's like, you know, there's some weird shit going on, but I got this picture I need you to enhance for me. And she goes to the bathroom and pops some pills. And then she's just laying in bed awake and cuts to like the baby in the womb for a second. And then you see Sarah kind of turn the light off and try to go to bed. And then this is fucking wild.
00:30:48
Speaker
The lady, intruder, whatever you wanna call her, she walks into her room and she's just watching her sleep. And then she walks away, goes into her, to her I guess this is gonna be like the bedroom for the kid, for the baby. The nursery.
00:31:04
Speaker
I don't know what ah she was looking at, but I'm pretty sure at the end she had like the baby's clothes and she was like sniffing them, giving them a good sniff, like a, one of those in aggressive sneeze, sneeze. There you go. Sorry listeners.
00:31:23
Speaker
um She goes into the bathroom looking through Sarah's shit and I'm pretty sure the glass jar was rubbing alcohol. And she grabs the biggest pair of scissors I've seen since like the movie Us. That's exactly what I thought of. Which why is Us iconic for the scissors? This movie should be iconic for the scissors. A hundred percent. I agree. Also just because it came first.
00:31:49
Speaker
That's true, but I feel like a lot of people haven't seen this movie. It's a deep cut. That's my problem. Yeah. We need to... People need to see this movie. You need to see it. And certain distributors need to release it for all regions. That's true. It's a Lionsgate movie. Is it? Yeah, when I was watching it, the preview said Lionsgate. Lionsgate.
00:32:14
Speaker
or second sight films please give us a region free copy of this please they just did it for the hitcher they just gave us the 4k the hitcher after i bought the goddamn umbrella one right we need this i don't need a 4k just a region free blu-ray yeah i'm a sicko it is what it is yeah uh Oh, yeah, I don't know if we we've definitely mentioned it. But if you're going to go watch this movie, it is Gore Fest. All right. Gore Gore Gore. We're going to movie. We're going to get I'm going to try to give you as much details I can about the lengths of movie goes to as far as the Gore is concerned. Nothing is held back. No. And like we said, the top of the episode, it doesn't get easier in a second watch.
00:32:57
Speaker
No, not at all. So she grabs a bottle of alcohol, like rubbing alcohol or scissors. And she comes back into the bedroom and she's just sitting on Sarah's bed, like right next door, which is crazy. Just watching her sleep. Yeah, she pulls her gloves off and she lifts up share share as Sarah's shirt, ah exposing her stomach. And you see her dip these fucking long shears. They're like shears. That's right. Like I'm about to go trim my bush. Hey.
00:33:29
Speaker
yeah they low key yeah
00:33:35
Speaker
ah so She dips the scissors on alcohol and then she drags. This is what I wrote. so I'm just going to read it how I wrote it. All right. She drags the tip along her stomach. No, it's that accurate. And stops right at her belly button. And it's not like both. It's not like the scissors are open. So it's like one blade of the two. And you watch her just push this fucking a scissor through her stomach, through a by button.
00:34:04
Speaker
Yeah, I said it in the substance, but I don't like belly button stuff anymore. Nope. And if it wasn't ruined for you yet, it's going to be ruined with this movie. It's going to get worse. ah And she stabs her again. And it was a struggle. Obviously when she get when Sarah gets stabbed the first time she like wakes up and you see her put her hands up and then it cuts like the fetus also putting its hands up. Yeah. for something I don't think that's how that works, but no.
00:34:32
Speaker
What do we know? We're men. yeah ah And then Sarah grabs the the lamp next to her and whacks this fucking lady in the head. And she starts crawling away, and the lady throws the scissors like a fucking throwing knife. Yeah, they get get stuck in the door. And it hits the door, right?
00:34:51
Speaker
um the lady
00:34:55
Speaker
ah So Sarah barricades herself in the bathroom. And the lady is trying to break the door down and her ear is the lady's ears fucked up, I guess from the lamp. And then we see Sarah in the bathroom and her she's got a gash from like the bottom of her nose, like downward chin. Yeah, it looks s gnarly, gnarly.
00:35:19
Speaker
um And then her water breaks a little bit. Yeah, definitely water breaks. And it was not clear water. It was definitely bloody. Bloody water. A little bloody. I think the correct term would be. Embiotic fluid. And the embryonic with a R. Is it Embry? I think so. Let me look it up. I don't know anything about kids. Embry. Onik is embryonic. And that's probably what I'm thinking. Tick.
00:35:51
Speaker
Walt, we're both wrong. It's embryonic. Embryonic fluid. All right. Is that what happens when the water breaks? Embryonic. It's an end. Also known as amniotic fluid is a clear or lightly yellow liquid that surrounds and protects an unborn baby during pregnancy. Well, if it's out of her, if it's popping out of her snatch liquid, um, that's, you know, a problem for the baby. and So Sarah's barricaded in the bathroom.
00:36:22
Speaker
her water kind of breaks and it's a little blah and she grabs a towel and then we cut to the lady who's in the kitchen and she takes off like it's like a corset kind of. Yeah, right. um and And then she's in the kitchen and she grabs some ice and like ices her ear down. And then this part kind of bothers me but I i thought this part bothered me so much that I almost wanted to knock my rating down a half star but I didn't. Not too
Police Involvement & Chaos
00:36:48
Speaker
half star, I take a half star off the overall ratings for me.
00:36:51
Speaker
Let me hear it. Uh, Jean Pierre walks in the house and he's like calling for Sarah and he just sees this lady in the kitchen, like icing her ears. She's like, yeah, I'm her mom. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, there's not many flaws with this movie, but the absolute carefree nature of some of the characters. I want to say almost like the immediate trust.
00:37:18
Speaker
Yeah, everybody's very trusting. Is that how France is? Also, he already has a voicemail on his phone saying some weird shit happened. Right, so if i some weird shit happened, i would be my guard would be up. Yeah, so he just walks in like, yeah, I'm Jean, i you know she works for me, whatever. And it cuts to Sarah, who crawls to the door to like listen, I guess. Her feet are dirty as fuck. Did you notice that?
00:37:45
Speaker
No, I wasn't looking at her feet. All right. Well, they're black. I mean, they're it looks like she's been running around dirt for 10 years. You know, John, we come back to John and he's tall talking to.
00:37:58
Speaker
ah The lady and he's telling her literally everything about like, oh, you know this and that, and it's just like, all right. cut your Yeah, you're really just you're making it all the more easier for her. um And then.
00:38:16
Speaker
The lady tells John that Sarah went to bed an hour ago. And John's like, all right, I'll leave. And then she's like, well, why don't you just stay for a drink? Which I don't know what the point of this was, besides maybe kill him. Yeah, but why did she? No witnesses. But he was just going to leave, like. Yeah, that's true. The only thing I can think of is, like, she wants no witnesses. Like, if ah if any of this comes out, which I'm thinking it's going to come out eventually. Something comes out. He he would have.
00:38:46
Speaker
seen her right yeah but everybody else that comes to the house when she's there gets schmurdered spoiler sorry yeah i i just don't think that it's that big of a deal because he doesn't know her name no like he can take the picture sure but it needs to be enhanced or whatever like i just feel like she can get away with it if he just if she just lets him leave okay fair enough ah so she's posing as Louise as Sarah's mother and John like tries to flirt with her he like puts her hand on he puts his hand on her like that was fucking weird did not like that She didn't like it either. She just gets up. It's like oh Let's get another drink And then he notices the picture that Sarah took on the couch and
00:39:39
Speaker
And we cut back to Sarah in the bathroom who grabs like I don't know what this is. It's something sharp. A crocheting needle in the bathroom. It probably is. I just in the bathroom. I assume that's what it was. OK. I don't know, dude. I but i think that's what it is. It's just a weird place to have it, I think. Right. I'm also nitpicking.
00:40:03
Speaker
That was a pun. Um, so I will do it. Um, Louise comes back and John is like sitting there confused with the blurry picture and he references the voicemail that, uh, Sarah left saying something weird was going on and something was bothering her. And yeah, there was this picture she needs enhanced.
00:40:30
Speaker
Um, but as he's explaining himself, you kind of see the lady silly plot, the pair of scissors, shakers. Uh, but Louise, the real mom walks in like Spider-Man meme. And John, this fucking idiot is like, wait, who are you to like Louise, her actual fucking mother? Yeah.
00:40:52
Speaker
And Louise runs, she's like, where's my daughter and runs upstairs? And then Jean looks at Sarah or Sarah, looks at the lady and she's like, well, who the fuck are you? Who the fuck are you? lu We don't see what happens to Jean just yet, but Louise goes upstairs and ah as she, as the bathroom door opens, Sarah stabs her in the throat with the fucking crochet needle.
00:41:16
Speaker
Yeah, and not like directly in the middle of her throat, like on the side of her neck, and it goes in one side and out the other. And it gets pulled. I think she pulls it out. Yeah. ah And the blood squirting is aggressive. Very aggressive. Like not only did you just kill your mother, now your walls are covered in your mother's blood. You also watch her walk down the hallway and like fall over.
00:41:45
Speaker
And as, yeah, as she's walking down the hallway, the entire wall just gets covered in blood. It was fantastic. Am I sick? We were both are. Yeah. We're both sick. Cause I love this. Yeah. And I, we also both love funny games. So I mean, it's yeah. hey Yeah. That's true. Um, but Hey, someone thought of this as a movie and wrote it. So how sick are we? Hey, that's also true.
00:42:14
Speaker
Hey, hey, ha how you doing? ah
00:42:19
Speaker
So John, I guess follows up the stairs and he sees Louise like on the floor dead. And I think she stabs him like in the back of his knee. ah Yeah, like that little crease, but it goes through his knee. Yeah, that's painful. That's a lot of power to break a knee bone like that. A lot of power. Probably tearing and what's in there, meniscus.
00:42:43
Speaker
hibiscus, I don't know. um And I thought she stabbed him in the cock after this, but I'm pretty sure she didn't. I thought she did. But that's, yeah, and I thought so too, and I re-rounded to make sure.
00:42:58
Speaker
afterwards when they show his body laying there like on the stairs, he's dead, um there's no like hole, no cock wound, no cock wound, there's no hole in his cocke in his cockiness region, his zipper, zipper, there's no, there's nothing. So I like to think he got stabbed in the cocking balls, but I'm not sure. ah But she slashes him in the face a couple of times and slices his throat.
00:43:24
Speaker
um And then she sticks the scissors through the door of the bathroom and walks away and she goes to start dragging Jean's body and Sarah hears her like dragging the body and leaves the bathroom And as We cut back to the lady as she's dragging Jean he kind of wakes back up and And she covers his face with a pillow like smother him, but he's still putting up a fight. And then she just stabs him with the fucking scissors. Right. Or I'm sorry, a knife, not the scissors, because the scissors are in the door. ah And then when she pulls the pillow away, you can see he got stabbed in the eye, his eyes gone. Gone gone. They show it to you, his eyes completely gone. So this thing, this movie has my two biggest fears, eye stuff and belly button stuff.
00:44:17
Speaker
I think this movie unlocked new fears for me. Pregnancy. Yeah.
00:44:23
Speaker
um
00:44:29
Speaker
Where did Sarah, where did Sarah go when she left the bathroom? I don't remember, but I think they just meet in the hallway is like the next part. Yeah. She went into the bad bedroom. Okay. And that's where she grabbed the other crochet needle, I think. Right.
00:44:45
Speaker
And they kind of meet in the hallway, like face to face, and she rushes to the bathroom, but the lady grabs her by the back of her head, and like she's holding her hair. Her her arm is like through the door, but the door is almost shut. ah And Sarah stabs this lady in the arm with a crochet needle, I guess, and like snaps it, the crochet needle. And the lady goes to pull her arm back, but ends up ripping a fucking good chunk of Sarah's hair out.
00:45:12
Speaker
Yeah. ah She's going to be like Jake in a couple of days.
00:45:18
Speaker
Balding. Shout out Jake. I told Jake last night to go bald, by the way. I was like, this is what you got to do. Because he calls me. He's like, hey, I'm ugly. And I'm like, well, if you do that. I was like, yeah, but if you do the bald beard look, a lot of women like bald beard combo. I think it would help him a lot. Jake, I hope you're listening. Because now two of us think that. ah Also, we love you.
00:45:41
Speaker
So yeah, so she gets stabbed in the fucking arm and she's like writhing in pain and like angry if she can't get this fucking baby and she starts kicking the door. And she takes the little part of the crochet needle out with her teeth. yeah You do that big ass gap in her teeth. Looks like ah it works like a fucking plier almost. You could fuck it. You could fuck that teeth gap. You think so?
00:46:08
Speaker
you've Got a micro. I mean, that that rivals like Lawrence Fishborne for like. Tooth gap. Yeah, I this bitch, Lawrence Fishborne and Michael Strahan. Yes. Top three tooth gaps. Let us know your top three tooth gaps right into the podcast.
00:46:27
Speaker
um Then she like sits down on the floor, like kind of in defeat, and starts smoking a cigarette. And again, animal cruelty. But I'm pretty sure they didn't use a real cat for this. Definitely not. um But she grabs his cat, and she kind of like laughs to herself, and she snaps the cat's neck. Yeah. But there's enough cutting where it's like, all right, there's a stuffed fucking animal, because when she throws it, it's definitely like a stuffed animal. Yeah. um Sarah's in the bathroom popping more pills.
00:46:59
Speaker
And then it zooms in on the sink and she's like spitting up blood into the sink. And this is like really like graphic, like closely shot. So you see it. Uh, and she kind of holds her stomach. So she's just like in pain, not having a good night. Uh, not having a good night is crazy. She's not having a good night. Am I wrong? I mean, I don't see how it could go worse. Spoiler.
00:47:27
Speaker
So the lady starts stabbing the door with the scissors and she makes like a peephole. I'm telling you, dude, was everybody inspired from The Shining, the door breakdown scene and then just used it? Yeah, probably. It's in like everything. By the way, that is I've decided my all time favorite horror because you asked me out in the Friday, of the 13th episode, which those numbers got to get pumped up a little bit, guys. Come on.
00:47:50
Speaker
um Especially for that episode is to it's too good of an episode to be so to so fucking light on the views I Think the shining is my all-time favorite. I mean I respect it. It's a classic Anyways, it's the one movie Stephen King doesn't like but he fucking like vouched for like the some of the shit-ass remakes We've had like recently anyways It's a different story for a different day
00:48:19
Speaker
Sarah punches the mirror and gets a nice big shard of glass. And they have finally a little bit of dialogue. There's not much dialogue here in this movie. You're really just watching it. Right, you're watching it all unfold in gruesome detail. And she's like, why me and Sarah? And the lady's like, I want a baby. She's like, i want actually, I want the baby. And she's like, you don't want that child, Sarah. I'll take better care of it. She's like, gas lights her a little bit.
00:48:46
Speaker
yeah You don't want that shit. Like how the fuck do you know? um The cops show up to check on her again and they have a rider in the backseat. I just want to say this because to make it clear, there are three police officers and one rider in this car. There's four people. They're stopping do to do a ah check.
00:49:07
Speaker
um
00:49:10
Speaker
They're also in like civilian clothes. They must be undercover. Yeah, they have like a little but like arm badge, but that's really it. ah The doorbell rings and the lady, there's like a nightstand kind of thing like right next to the door, and she uses that to block the door. And the only thing I can say is that this piece of furniture is so perfectly tall that it fits just below the door handle, so you can't crank the door open. Right. It's literally perfect. like It was built for this door.
00:49:43
Speaker
um Good set design. Very good set design. The lady's washing her face, and Sarah's trying to break out of the the bathroom. She starts like ah banging in another hole into this door. ah The doorbell's still ringing. The lady grabs a fire steak stoker thing, poker, John. i And she opens the door. She just barely cracks it. And she tells the police that it's fine. ah But there's a noise. And she's like, oh, it's the dryer. And they buy it.
00:50:12
Speaker
for the moment. Yeah, my ancient dryer. Like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, I got my rock tumbler back there. ah Sarah's able to put her hand through the door, and she tries to move the handle, ah but the lady stabs her hand into the wall with the scissors. So it's like, wall, hand, scissors, like a toothpick. Boom. And her hand's stuck there. And it cuts back to the cops, but the POV is through like the officer that stayed in the car with the rider.
00:50:42
Speaker
And one of the officers grabbed the other guy. He's like, wait a second. That's like kind of like the physical movement you get, but you don't hear what he's saying. Um, please come back to the front door and the officers, uh, they come in and they noticed that she's not pregnant. I forgot what he says, but it's something slick. Like how's the pregnancy or something like that? I so um i think it's a, do you have a name for the baby? Yeah, something like that.
00:51:10
Speaker
and he's like what the fuck's going on here, he they both pull a gun out and There's a fat officer and a skinny officer. So the fat officer the skinny officer tells the fat officer. Hey arrest this bitch I'm gonna go upstairs because he hears Sarah um So he goes upstairs to investigate the fat officer goes to handcuff the lady but she stabs him through his ear With the fire. So it goes clean through clean through and Yeah. Um, meanwhile, the skinny officer is upstairs and he pulls a scissor out of her hand and he's like, all right, one, two, three, just fucking yanks it. Now, normally this, oh yeah, everything is, everything's on screen. Right. Now, normally we are very much a podcast that says if you are stabbed with something, leave it in. This is the one time where you have to pull it out because you're trapped.
00:52:03
Speaker
Oh, yeah, her hands and her hands like in an awkward position, too. It's like backwards. Yeah, like her shoulder could be like out of socket or something. Also, she can't escape if her hands stuck to the wall. Right. Exactly.
00:52:17
Speaker
um It cuts back to the lady who sees a gun in the fat officer's waistband.
Final Confrontation & Climax
00:52:25
Speaker
Sarah opens the door ah and the officer like they make eye contact and officers like what's going on?
00:52:33
Speaker
what's like What's happening? Are you okay? And you see his head just get blown off. But it's like dramatic to like, I think intentionally like half of his face just explodes off of his body. Right. But the other half is still there. Like one eyes there. The other eye not there. It looks like he got shot with a shotgun. Right. But it's a revolver.
00:52:53
Speaker
Yeah, and like most like the the more grounded realistic like even like cop TV shows when someone gets shot, it's like one little tiny bullet hole. No, they just blew his fucking head off, which is probably how it is. I think your head gets blown off, depending on the gun. Shotgun for sure. But like a little pistol revolver, John, she got it probably makes a little little hole, little hole. I don't know. yeah I'm saying they did it intentionally for the movie. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Kurt Cobain looks great. Hey.
00:53:24
Speaker
Oh, holy shit! Goddamn!
00:53:32
Speaker
Wow, alright, this guy's fucking brain and face guts gets literally splattered all over Sarah's face and she like screams bloody murder essentially. Uh, closes the door, but the lady shoots the door.
00:53:46
Speaker
And we cut to the car the cop car outside. The cop with the rider hears the gunshots. He's like, all right, we're going in. And he handcuffs the rider to himself. And they go to investigate. ah The ladies now shot the door open. And you get this cool shot of Sarah is like crouched behind the sink holding a piece of mirror shard. And then you kind of see the lady off from the distance about to walk in.
00:54:16
Speaker
Uh, and she hears the, the cop, the cop come in and goes away.
00:54:24
Speaker
Um, they, we followed the cop and the rider walking through the house and the rider, like he's like getting sick to his stomach with all the blood. Cause it's, it's gnarly in this house. Yeah. Like this guy, he's just a rider, right? he yeah He does not go for this. No. Yeah. Um,
00:54:46
Speaker
There's what I haven't pressed one button on this board and I'm trying to find the right time for it. OK, I thought right there, but I'm not sure if it says the whole phrase or just part of it. All right, so.
00:54:59
Speaker
They find ah Sarah in the bathroom and she's fucking traumatized. He's trying to ask her what's going on, but she can't even speak. I think all she's able to get out is like, I killed my mom. Right. And this she I mean, this actress gives an amazing performance as far as like being like completely terrified.
00:55:20
Speaker
um The cops trying to give her first aid. Her hands are all bloody, obviously because her hand was fucking stab stabbed, stabbed into the door. I think her other hand's bloody because she was gripping the mirror shard so hard to like defend herself. Correct. ah Which I appreciated as far as like a detail in the movie. Because that would that's what would happen. Yeah. And the cops like, look, I got to go call an ambulance.
00:55:46
Speaker
um And I believe he goes to clear the house, cause he doesn't call an angel at this point, but he comes back like, yeah, she's gone. And then the lights go out.
00:55:56
Speaker
um
00:55:58
Speaker
And the cop like, look, I gotta go turn the breaker back on. And he leaves her there and he gives her a gun. ah They kind of pick her up like a two man carry shoulder drawn thing. And they like leave her standing up, but she doesn't follow them down the stairs.
00:56:16
Speaker
And she turns around. We don't follow her. We follow the the cop and the rider. um For some reason, Sarah kicks the alcohol and like under her bed and like goes and lays down and there's a gun like right next to her head. Like she just put it there. Right. Which this is crazy. um So then we're back with the cop and the rider. And I don't get what the fuck they were trying to say here, but I just kept saying as far as captions, flash bulb.
00:56:46
Speaker
I think it's the flashlight. Oh, it wasn't working? Yeah. All right. Well, the rider is freaking the fuck out. Well, the rider is holding the flashlight and he's supposed to be pointing it at the breaker box so the cop can see what he's doing. And this guy is just like shaking and shivering and not holding it steady so he can't see shit.
00:57:07
Speaker
It's like that guy with the camera at the end of the kipi tapes. Right. Yeah. ah But they stop fiddling with the breaker box and like turn around, I guess, because they hear something. Mm hmm. And I forgot to mention when they're in the bathroom, the cop gives the rider a gun and he's like, this is how you use it. You know how to use this? It looks like a like a flare, almost flare, but I think it's a shotgun. It's pretty big. Yeah.
00:57:37
Speaker
um And there's this cool scene where like they're not like back-to-back, but they're like angled trying to check the room and the cop His head lines up like i me like exactly with a gun that the lady has and she just blows his fucking brains out um Which it looked like she blew his brains out, but then there's later in the movie which I kind of have a problem with I Don't know what happened at the end It did it doesn't make sense with the scene Yeah, because you don't you don't see her kill him. You just get a shot. Right. OK.
00:58:15
Speaker
um
00:58:19
Speaker
So he's laying on the ground and the rider is trying to free himself. He's like, where's his fucking keys? and And the lady just stabbed him square in the forehead with ah the scissors. No, there's a rule. There's a really slow. Yeah, there's a really slow like death scene for him, like he's like a meaningful character.
00:58:38
Speaker
Well, because he's innocent in all of this. I mean, they all are. Yeah. But his head's like bleeding. ah And he's able to blow blow. He's able to pull the scissors out of his head. And the lady ah blows some cigarette smoke in his face. And he falls to the ground. Dead. Dead, dead. And then the lady, she finds Sarah just laying in her bed, which is fucking wild.
00:59:06
Speaker
ah and She starts like kissing her stomach and like kissing her neck You know sexual again pregnancy kink. Yeah, she's like and then she's like kisses her lips So I think what happened here. I have two theories one. She spit up blood in this lady's face, or she bit her tongue off I think she bitter That's what I think happened to ah And she scrambles downstairs and she sees all the dead cops and she pulls the the fire steak out of the fat cops head to use as a for like defense ah This part I didn't love either She's like walking through the house with the fire steak and out of nowhere this lady just slaps her Like smacks the shit out of her. Yeah, but she falls down Right, but like where was she?
00:59:56
Speaker
I don't know. How did she not see her? I don't know. i It doesn't work for me. ah But she falls to the ground, right? And then the lady's kicking the shit out of her. Kicking her off face? Yeah. Because you don't want to hurt the baby. Right. ah And she drags her into the kitchen. And Sarah's screaming like, no, don't do this. It's very effective.
01:00:17
Speaker
um
01:00:20
Speaker
and They're in the kitchen. And Sarah gets up. And she threatens to kill the baby. And she has the steak to her stomach.
01:00:27
Speaker
And this was fucking nuts. This is like some Indiana Jones type shit. She's like uses the fucking Toaster cord as like a lasso and whips it at this at her fucking head Fucking Sarah's down on the ground beat by a toaster ah And she can't she's having trouble breathing she's like yeah ah She can't breathe at all. Mm-hmm So the lady's like sitting down next to her when she lights a sig and Sarah gets up and sprays air freshener I guess. Yeah air freshener Lysol disinfectant something to make a flamethrower and you see this lady's face get fucking charred. Yeah, she is a burnt bitch. Yes. um So the lady like kind of like runs off like
01:01:21
Speaker
I guess compose herself ah reality I think she was I don't know what the fuck she was doing but ah she we see Sarah laying on the ground use the fire stake to poke a hole in her throat so she can breathe and they do not pull the camera back for any of this night is oh again blood little blood squirting out Love me a little blood squirt. And she can barely get up. And again, there's just so much blood squirting out of her neck. And she uses duct tape to cover the hole, which doesn't that defeat the purpose? Right, because now you can't breathe again. Probably. I'm not a first aid person. I don't know. And then this scene was kind of odd. She like takes a knife and stabs it into her cabinet. And then what is it? It's a pole. What is this? it looked Yeah.
01:02:13
Speaker
Looks like a telescopic. John. You know, and she like sticks the pole into the handle, the knife. So it's like a spear almost or a javelin makeshift spear.
01:02:30
Speaker
um She goes through her house, she grabbed her camera to use as like a light. um And she. As the light is flashing in the room, you see like the gashes in like the officer's head. You see all the fucking brutality, just the brutality, the fucking gore. And she finds the lady hiding in the closet and her face is fucked up. She looks like that bitch that got her face eaten in Terrifier. Yeah, yeah, she does. That's what I wrote. ah Shout out Ark the Clown. What's her name, Victoria? Dude, the actress is hot. I don't know. No, you're right.
01:03:06
Speaker
um And they have a face-to-face confrontation, and the lady's like, you can't kill me again, Sarah. You already did once. And you hear the voiceover from the beginning of, ah this is my baby. No one can have her. And it cuts to a flashback of this lady driving in her car, and she was pregnant. And you find out here, she was the other car in the car accident. But I guess she lost her baby in the car accident. When I first watched that movie, I did not Big mind fuck I was like whoa and it makes so much more sense than just some random ass bitch
01:03:43
Speaker
Can I say this? ah My first watch, so I've watched this movie twice this year, which is disturbing to say. ah My first watch was like back in March or May. ah Did you ever think on your first watch that she was seeing like a ghost or like a supernatural and it was like all in her head before this reveal? No. You always thought it was a lady? Yeah. The first time I watched for some reason I thought it was like a double of her.
01:04:10
Speaker
I don't know why I thought that. I mean, this watch, I obviously didn't think that, but I did think that my first time watching this. Interesting. um And Sarah, like they told me there was no survivors. And before the lady can answer the cop who was shot in the head, who we were talking about earlier, turned the breaker on and he looks like a fucking zombie.
01:04:35
Speaker
Yeah, he is. Literally, is like his eyes are zombified, dude. Like they're all, I think it's red, like dark red because of blood. He's a Sith Lord. Right. Do it.
01:04:49
Speaker
um And Sarah's like, officer? And then he just starts beating the shit out of her with a fucking the fucking police baton. In the stomach. In the stomach. He doesn't give a fuck. He's like, I'm done with this bullshit.
01:05:01
Speaker
And the bloody embryonic snatch liquid. It just fucking the floodgates open. Yes, so much. And it's like gelatinous. It's nasty. It's really gross. I don't know how all y'all doctors that birth child's do it. The the lady out of nowhere stabs this officer through his armpit using the spear that Sarah had made.
01:05:26
Speaker
Um, but he kind of smacks the shit out of her and then she stabs him in the heart and he like dies in the couch. Uh, for some reason, Sarah's trying to like pull herself up the stairs. Yeah. Why are you going back up the stairs? Yeah. I don't know what you think. So outside the fucking house, God's not real. I mean, where are you fucking going? Yeah.
01:05:47
Speaker
ah And then you get the scene of all scenes. God damn it. It's so fucking gross. So at this point, I mean, Sarah's lost so much blood. She's gotten so fucking beat up.
01:06:01
Speaker
Uh, the lady just kind of follows, follows her. She grabs a scissors and sarahels the the lady, the baby's coming and it looks like what it seems like is that the lady is going to help her give birth to this child. Right. But how wrong could you be?
01:06:26
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so the late So you hear Sarah pushing or you see Sarah pushing and she tells the lady, I think it's stuck as in the baby. I think it's stuck. She calls her baby it. I think it's stuck. So maybe it goes around to what the lady's saying that she doesn't actually want the baby. That's a good connection.
01:06:54
Speaker
Cause that baby could symbolize a lot of grief. Sure. As far as like losing her husband, a lot of trauma. Exactly. And she just needs to get rid of it. Hey yo. Toss that bitch in the trash, you know. ah it did
01:07:11
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so So we proceed to watch, ah you you watched almost all of it. I'll tell you when you stop when you're not watching anymore.
01:07:23
Speaker
The lady cuts her shirt open, exposes her stomach. Her stomach's like all glossy with blood on it. It's so fucking gnarly. ah By the way, her clothes are just soaked in blood. It's just red. She was wearing a white shirt. It's completely red.
01:07:39
Speaker
ah And you watch her cut Sarah open from her belly button all the way to like the top of like her stomach With scissors with with this with the scissors obviously you are watching you are Actually watching her snip away at her stomach. I wouldn't even call it snipping I think snipping is too gentle of a term. She's cutting cutting. I mean it is a full surrounding like a little You know, I mean a cut is like a fucking big. Yeah eight they're not pulling away from the at all they don't pull away at all as soon as it's cut open you see her stick the lady stick one hand into her stomach then it cuts and you see like i mean just fucking courts and courts and gallons of blood cascading down the stairs right um and then you see her stick the other hand in there
01:08:28
Speaker
And she's got two hands in her, they're just rearranging her guts. I mean... Literally. You think a black dick was bad? How about two fucking hands in your stomach? You're getting full-on fist-fucked. With two fists. I mean, it is... It's just... not low It's not good. No. Um... So... I mean, it's good, but it's not good for her.
01:08:50
Speaker
I I watched this scene again like I knew was coming through my hands like I was like this I was like dude it was so fucking bad are you kidding me yeah no this is the like the scene the scene probably
01:09:07
Speaker
No, it I will say it is the most fucked up thing I have ever seen in a movie. The only thing for me that touches this as far as gore and making me feel fucking like good is the de-gloving scene in Gerald's game. Sure. Yeah. That's the only thing that really touches this for me. like And I would say it's more of a distant third, ah the brain surgery scene in Saw 3.
01:09:31
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Like the drilling on his head and his skulls like vibrating. Oh, that fucking really nasty man. Yeah. um Yeah. Like Terrifier one. Hacksaw cut. Nothing compared to this. Terrifier two bedroom scene.
01:09:47
Speaker
No. That is too obvious an animatronic. That's what lowers the score for me. Right. Like i look we we appreciate the animatronic here. Right. yeah A hundred percent. But as far as realistic, is that actually happening to her gore? It takes the cake.
Reflecting on 'Inside'
01:10:03
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It looks so fucking real, man.
01:10:06
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um At this point, I faced the black in case you fucking fainted. It was the TV.
01:10:15
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um And it cuts to the lady holding this baby. And at first, the baby's not crying. I'm like, did she birth Satan? Is the baby dead? Right. And then she sits in a rocking chair and it cuts back to Sarah on the fucking staircase. Her guts are just spilled out. Her stomach's fucking ripped open. Yeah, that is she's dead.
01:10:32
Speaker
ah and then you hear the baby cry and in a rocking chair we see the lady with this baby and it slowly zooms out and fades and that is that's inside now outside now outside yeah this dude this movie is so fucking much. And I really hope that you and I did justice as far as the description of what's going on and how fucking bloody this movie really is and how realistic all the ah set pieces look and feel. ah Yeah. I think we did a good job, but I truly don't think people will understand unless they watch this movie. If you're in a gore and you're like, all right, I can take I have a ah good tolerance. Watch this. This is a litmus test.
01:11:22
Speaker
I agree. I wholeheartedly agree. um I already know your rating, but we can we can share our ratings with the the audience. Oh, did you look on Letterboxd? I'm always on Letterboxd. Yeah, I looked at it. OK. So we share the same rating, so it's good.
01:11:40
Speaker
This is a five star movie for me. I wish I had that. Wow. Sound effect. I'm talking about. Wow. um Yeah, I'm also at a five out of five. I think this is a a gore masterclass. ah This is some of this is I'll say the best gore I've ever seen in a movie. 100 percent that makes me squirm is is this.
01:12:06
Speaker
And it's not like it's not like at the end of like, um I don't mean to keep shitting on this movie, but the end of the substance where it's just like a campy, funny version of blood. It's so much blood, but not the point where you think it's not realistic. A hundred percent. Like you believe it's there's all that blood ah you know all over the ah the house. Now, the best way to describe the French extremist movement of horror is gore with so ah psychological trauma.
01:12:35
Speaker
Oh, there is psychological trauma here, dude. That is the definition. You think martyrs gore with psychological trauma. This is way more gory than martyrs. marty warrior Martyrs. I'll give you has, I would say more disturbing imagery, but as far as gore, this takes the cake for me because they came out a year apart. Yeah. And this takes the cake, man. All right. So I think we already know where we're at, but I'm going to, all right. So I pulled.
01:13:06
Speaker
Uh, off of horror press.com, the six goriest horror films, according to readers. And I want you to tell me what's more gory. So number six, and I think this is a valid number six is hell razor from 1987. The OG. Uh, I find this more in the practical defects department, not defects, e effects, uh, and less in the gore, but it's a gross movie for sure. Uh, inside. Yeah. I think inside wins that for sure.
01:13:35
Speaker
Number five I haven't seen, the Green Inferno from 2013. Ooh. Have you seen it? Okay. Yeah, I have. I own it. Eli Roth, cannibal movie. um That's a rough one. That's a real rough one, but on a realistic level, inside.
01:13:58
Speaker
Okay. Optilizer. You have to watch the green inferno. Yeah. Okay. You know what? If we have, I want to watch it with you. So, cause I haven't seen it in years. If we have time when you're here for the Halloween party, we're going to watch green inferno. Okay. I'm game. ah But you're still giving it to inside. The next one I think is a good contender, but in a different way. Um, ready or not 2019.
01:14:24
Speaker
There is so much blood in that fucking movie. There's blood, but there's not gore. There's not like evisceration. I agree. I'm going. I'm still going inside, but right. You're not a great fucking movie. Oh, great movie. Yeah.
Comparing Gore Levels in Horror Movies
01:14:41
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ah The next one, which I mentioned in my review, the Evil Dead 2013. This.
01:14:51
Speaker
Yeah, I don't think it I don't think it touches this movie, and which is crazy because that movie is Yiker's level of gourd, Yiker's Island, Yiker.
01:15:06
Speaker
Well, it's ah there's so much blood in that movie, and I really love that movie a lot. And I want to review it for the pod, but I didn't have to look away. No, not once. Not once. So I will give you there's more blood in this movie than than inside.
01:15:25
Speaker
but as far as actual gore and making you squirm, I think Inside takes it. Inside. Number two, and this one we already said, um ah Terrifier 2 specifically. um I think the first time I watched Terrifier 2, even the second time, maybe the but when that girl gets skinned and he starts rubbing the acid into her flesh, kinda got me.
01:15:53
Speaker
um And there is plenty of blood in this movie, but I don't think I don't think it's better. I don't think it has more gore than inside. I think I agree with you. There is blood and it's over the top, but but that's the thing about Terrifier, though. It goes so over the top. That it's almost like comedic in a way. Sure. I'm curious if Terrifier through a top.
01:16:19
Speaker
Inside, I hope so. If David Howard Thorne's getting sick on set, it has to be pretty fucking gnarly. Yeah. Because like that, I mean, the the girl getting skinned is like the main scene in that movie. Right. Like everyone's going to talk about. I'm trying to think of the other kills where it'd be like even close. I don't think it is. There's a dude in the laundromat. He's not, it's not crazy. That's not on screen. You just see him afterwards.
01:16:48
Speaker
Yeah, as far as showing you like the yeah getting eviscerated um Number one I've never seen maybe you've seen it. It says brain dead slash dead alive 1992 Peter Jackson. Yeah That's their number one and a different website looked at also had this at number one so the thing with that movie is kind of like the Terrifier thing where the gore and blood is so unrealally unrealistically depicted, like it's just buckets and buckets and buckets that it just gets comedic and kind of defeats the whole, you know, gore purpose. You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. 100%. So I'll say, I will say that movie is in the quantity of blood. Like Evil Dead or yeah. Yeah. I would give it to that.
01:17:43
Speaker
But the realistic aspects of it is I'm going inside. That's what I think makes it with this movie is so realistic. Yeah, which makes it feel more disturbing. If you told me that everybody in this movie actually fucking died, I'd believe you. All right, I got a couple more that aren't on this are on a different website. um I'll give you the top three, because after three, I get kind of mad. It's even.
01:18:12
Speaker
Some of these movies shouldn't even be in here. OK. You may start from three or start from one. Three. So three is reanimator. Which we either reviewed by now or are reviewing. ah We did review. You already heard it.
01:18:31
Speaker
um Again, practical effect work is great. I think they show more sex stuff than gore. I agree. Going to inside. Going to inside.
01:18:43
Speaker
Number two, and again, I think if we're considering this gore, I don't, it's gross and it's practical effect work, but is it gore? I don't know. ah The fly, and I love the fly.
01:18:58
Speaker
I don't think that's Gore. No, it's just gross. It's just a gross. It's just amazing. If we were to rank practical effect work and rank Gore, it'd be two very different lists. I agree with that because ah the fly is more. Like a mutation. The fly is like what the substance wanted to be. Yeah.
01:19:22
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show
01:19:25
Speaker
Sorry. No, it's fine. um um I hate that movie even more because of the audience response more than anything. That's weird when I hate about it. All right. Go ahead. The fly is more like pus and yeah. Nasty goo liquid like. yeah Yeah. I fucking love the fly so much. God. Yeah. Great movie. ah But I'm giving it to inside. And then number one, I have not seen again ah Tokyo Gore Police.
01:19:53
Speaker
Have you seen that? Heard of it 2003. I want to say um It actually doesn't have the year here I haven't seen it. So I don't know but just to make you mad number four. They have fucking the devil's rejects flux out category that Ass I don't care what people say that movies ass movies terrible. We are a house of a thousand corpses truthers which will be reviewed at some point if not in the horror bracket next year and Uh, nope. I am going to say right now it's a lock for next year. Oh, okay. Out of the 10 films are doing it. That's one of the locks. block All right. I'm game for that. If we don't review it sooner. Um, the other one I saw that was pretty common cannibal Holocaust. I've never seen it, but this picture was pretty fucking disgusting. I've never seen it. That's the other movie. I said that when you were here, maybe we should watch.
Praise for 'Inside's' Realism
01:20:51
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Um,
01:20:54
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I mean, it's disturbing, but it's no competition. There's like barely any blood. Yeah. Have you seen this movie Maniac? I want to. Yeah, I gave it a three-star. It's a pretty slow burn. I don't know if it's as gory as something like Inside. Were the effects good, though? I enjoyed them, yeah. Hostel. Hostel has a lot, but I think a lot of it's off-screen.
01:21:24
Speaker
yeah hostels like saw you know saw is way better than hostile sure i i fucking hate i hate hostel i think he's terrible um sorry eli sorry eli um i almost met you at the horror con um all right basically what we're saying is inside an underrated gem what i am saying i will not speak for you is that the crowd reaction to the substance agitate me even more ah at When movies like this exist and they want to give the substance grossest movie ever type stuff like have you guys seen the fly even I mean Right, it's it's aggravating because the movie I don't dislike the substance, but let's not this is one of the grossest most bloody gory movies of all time if not the And that's not an exaggeration come from two fucking horror heads right now if you if someone out there can send us like some other movie
01:22:24
Speaker
ah that that tops this, let us know. Or if you have seen Hannibal Holocaust and you think it's more gory and more disturbing than inside, write us an email. and Leave a comment, leave do something. Tell us, ah make your argument. We want to know because also we want to see more horror movies and so we can speak intelligently on
Upcoming Reviews & Announcements
01:22:47
Speaker
these topics. Right. And don't don't tell us some bullshit like a Serbian film.
01:22:52
Speaker
Is a Serbian film even gory, though? There's some gore. It's disturbing. and No doubt it's disturbing. ah But I don't know if it's gore. So I think what we're saying is. Movies like Terrify or Evil Dead, they come close, ah but it gets into that campy aspect of like so much blood, it's not even believable. Exactly.
01:23:16
Speaker
um And I'm saying, as far as grossest scenes of, or most gore disturbing scenes of all time, for me, it's this scene and Gerald's game de-gloving other two that like really stand out to me as far as, and the saw ah brain surgery scene in Saw 3. Most people say the needle pit, fucking grow up. Yeah. No, the first time I watched Saw 2, that really got to me, but now it's nothing. It's gross. It's not's it's not it's not gory.
01:23:47
Speaker
No. um All right. That's an episode. We hope you enjoyed Inside. ah We hope you go watch Inside and experience the experience for yourself. Again, if you're like, oh, it's in French, you don't fucking need the dialogue, man. Right. You just you're watching it for the fucking gore and watch this bitch take a baby out of another bitch. but Yeah, 100 percent. That's what it boils down to.
01:24:14
Speaker
All right. Next week, speaking of most gory movies ever, the next contender, Terrifier three. ah That'll be on Tuesday, and then Friday will give you ah the Joker review because I'm going away and we're prerecording. Valid. plugy Pluggy, pluggy. I need a button. Yeah, you need to plug it in, plug it in.
01:24:43
Speaker
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01:25:02
Speaker
Yeah. Follow us. Uh, send us like we said, any kind of, uh, thoughts on gore horror movies, any kind of movie talk, send requests for movies you want to hear. And then we prerecorded. So today ah we found out who that the dissent won the horror bracket, which could contend as far as gore. I haven't seen the dissent in probably three years. um It could be a contender, but i just do I also want to just thank everybody that voted over the past month. I know we were obnoxious online as far as posting voting twice a week for four weeks, um but we appreciate it. And we're going to do it again next year. This is the start of something. Yeah.
01:25:43
Speaker
The start of something new. um So thank you everyone who voted in our first annual ah Halloween horror bracket. Two guys, one screen pod. um And until Tuesday, we will see you guys. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark.