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EP. 7 BONUS! Friday the 13th (1980)
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Nick & Gerald drop a bonus episode and review the iconic Friday the 13th by Sean Cunningham. Spooky season is upon us!
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Introduction and Episode Preview
00:00:00
Speaker
Hello and welcome to two guys, one screen episode seven. My name is Nick. And I'm Gerald. And today we got a little bonus episode for y'all. We are reviewing the OG Friday the 13th. Yeah. Friday the 13th. Might as well drop a little boner alert. Little boner for y'all. Little bonus episode. We kind of thought about this on the fly.
00:00:28
Speaker
Yeah, it was kind of last minute. You hit me up and you were like, Hey, there's a Friday the 13th coming up. I was like, sounds good to me. All
Engagement and Social Media
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right. Let's get, uh, let's get the necessities out of the way. Follow us on Instagram, two guys, one screen pod, send any comments, request concerns to two guys, one screen pod at gmail dot.com. Follow our letterbox links in the description.
00:00:54
Speaker
Yeah, send us an email that's not chat GBC generated. I'm saying that again. I don't give a fuck. We're some mid-ass movies. <unk> so Oh, whoa, whoa. No, you are. Uh, yeah, we're not going to, we're going to protect, protect the innocent. Is she innocent? No, no.
Nick's Take on 'Friday the 13th'
00:01:12
Speaker
Yeah, so Friday the 13th, I am not the biggest stand of this franchise. However, I consider Freddy vs. Jason a guilty pleasure. Did you see that when you were a kid? No, bro. I saw it like this year. Are you you serious? You waited that long. Like for the first time. Well, you know, my parents were. You guys listen to the British Terbith the episode, hopefully. So, yeah, I was not able to watch much.
00:01:42
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ah So I watched it as an adult and I kind of really enjoyed that one for some reason. Which is kind of, it's kind of weird because a lot of people hate on that movie because they think that Jason and Freddie should be fighting more and it like focuses too much on other people. It's fine. I don't, I don't find that. I don't dislike it. I'm a lunatic. I gave that movie three and a half stars. That's pretty crazy. I'd probably give it three on a rewatch, but like it's not my favorite in either one of the franchises.
00:02:12
Speaker
I mean, you can't touch Nightmare on Elm Street. No, OG Nightmare is a masterpiece. And yeah my favorite Friday the 13th is part six, because that's the first one I saw. Which is the one we were debating if we were going to drop the first one or the sixth one, which I've never seen the sixth one. The only problem with that was in order to understand the full story of part six, you needed to watch part four, fuck five. but Yeah, I don't remember. yeah So you let me during the pandemic, ah your copy of it was like an eight pack, maybe. Yeah. The complete collection, the complete collection of Friday, the 13th films. And I was told I had covid spoiler alert. I didn't. So I had to quarantine for like three days and I just watched a lot of them. But I don't remember how far I got. So it's totally possible I started six. But I don't think I made it past five.
00:03:10
Speaker
I mean, I'm not surprised. You're not the biggest slasher fan. No. Shout out Art the Clown. Art and Michael, right? Those are like your top two. For slashers? Yeah. That's a good-ass question, actually. I mean, Art is number one, and I don't think it's close. And then number two, I don't know, Scream. OK. Not like Ghostface, like the first one.
00:03:41
Speaker
Like my man's that play Shaggy. Fucking ah Matthew Lillard. Matthew Lillard is so good in that movie. He's doing most things he does. He really, he's very talented. I buy into most stuff he does. So I think it would be art and then probably Matthew Lillard slash who is the guy that played the other dude? God, i'm ah I know who you're talking about, but I don't fucking know his name. All right. Well, don't come for us in the comments. We don't really care.
00:04:11
Speaker
I think those what are
Top Slasher Franchises Discussion
00:04:13
Speaker
yours? Do you know and then probably Michael? I mean, I yeah It's like are you talking franchises or? You use the word slasher. That's all I'm going off of but I guess it has to be a franchise, right? We can't just do a one spin-off movie or yeah, like fuck. Well, fuck the prowler, but I'll give you a recent one. Thanksgiving is fucking good You think the slack like do you think the John Carver? I You're like junk like he's like in your top 10 top five top some oh of like actual like you're talking. Are we talking like character? I thought that's what you were asking me. Oh, are you saying slasher franchise because slasher franchise is for sure. Terrifier than Halloween. Yeah, sorry. OK. Oh, actually, it might. It's tough. How like a nightmare.
00:05:04
Speaker
You don't like after one, you don't really like it of the movie fucking cliff. But I would say. Terrifier Halloween and then like scream is like right there for me and then probably nightmare. So my top three would be in this particular order is Friday the 13th. Terrifier. Child's play.
00:05:33
Speaker
Fuck Chucky. Yeah. I have to, we literally just talked about fucking the Chuck. Uh, and I just kind of screwed about my top three. The only reason Halloween's not in my top three is because if you just go buy the movies as they were released. Yeah. Uh, after two, it kind of falls off. Not even gonna lie to you. Sure. Don't you find that Friday the 13th is kind of repetitive? I guess they all are, but.
00:06:01
Speaker
It's not as repetitive as Halloween because in the later sequels, Jason's like, they go over the top with the kills. And that's what you're watching a slasher for, you know, like Michael's just going to stab you. Right. Part six, Jason literally takes this bitch in a in a sleeping bag and bangs her up against a fucking tree. Yes, I have seen that one.
00:06:27
Speaker
Okay, I've seen at least the beginning of six. I don't it frustrated. I can't remember what I've watched That's all right. I can see how they can all blend together and then I was gonna watch them all and max Lily just took them off Hey CEOs of max. Fuck you. All right I mean, I'm happy we got this watching because if I watched it a day later We wouldn't be able to recording right now cuz I don't own it. You can rent them on YouTube So wait, I want to get back to this. What is your Slasher character, what does that list look like? Like top three? Oh, slasher character, like just character. Number one's Jason. OK, so you're yeah, this is a big Jason guy. Yeah. No one's Jason. Number two is probably art just because I don't know. He's fucking cool, man. Art's got the fucking charisma, dude. Art's got that Riz, bro. he He does. And ah number three, I'm going to put Michael.
00:07:21
Speaker
Yeah, I mean, that's a respectable list, which while we're on the topic of art, the clown, can I just say because when this recording comes out this coming weekend, I am going to a meet and greet with David Howard Thornton, which is crazy. I was so jealous when you text me that I saw. I mean, you hate Instagram ads until they're right.
00:07:44
Speaker
and Exactly I looked at this thing and it had his picture it had the the dude from trick-or-treat I mean it had a plethora of people and I was like this can't be real and then I just googled it on my own and it's ah it's legit Uh, the problem is that, you know, to each meet and greets like 80 bucks. Cause like, you know, Damien, the only is going to be there and like the dude that played, uh, Michael Myers in the 2018 shadow Nick castle. Shout out to him. I'm sorry. I don't know your name, sir. Sorry. He played a, he played him in certain shots in the original as well. ah That's fun. So I'm going to that and, uh, you're sending me your steel book or you're not.
00:08:23
Speaker
Because I'm trying to, by the way, this is how well this whole thing worked out. After I text you that, I went into the office to get something. And I just happened to find one singular random silver Sharpie marker. That's fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous.
00:08:39
Speaker
ah Yeah, I'm trying to figure out. You got like two weeks. I mean, you have plenty of time to do it. Yeah, I'll probably do it. So anyways, super hyped to...
Upcoming Meet and Greet with Horror Actors
00:08:51
Speaker
meet. I hope his dresses are, but we can only hope for so much. Odds are he's probably not going to be at the meet and greet, but shall we get, we, we don't have a pickups this week. This was a impromptu recording. Yeah. No physical media halt. However, I have another little side tangent to go on to. Okay.
00:09:12
Speaker
So while I was at work today, I got a text message from One of our mutual, I'll say mutual friends. I feel like you're friends with them now. This one's for you, Autumn. I got a text saying, your movie sucked. I give it a two out of five. Now I'm working at this point, right? So I don't know what the hell's going on. I had to text her on my watch. I said, Oh, you have no context. What movie? You don't know what you're talking about at this point. I had no clue. She just said your movie sucked. I watch a lot of movies, not as much as you, but I text them about a lot of movies.
00:09:50
Speaker
Who's counting? So I said, which movie? Now if you had to guess, what movie did she give a two out of five stars? I don't know. What? what There could be so many options. Whiplash? Long Legs.
00:10:12
Speaker
um On first watch, I kind of get it. because while I did give it a four, it was at least entertaining. But if you look at it through like an analytical point of view and like try to like logically break it down, you wouldn't like it. But I went back and I saw it twice in theaters. so I went back a second time knowing what it was and got a lot more enjoyment. So Autumn, maybe watch it again.
00:10:42
Speaker
Yeah, when it comes out on 4K on September 10th, I'm going to buy it and a huge month, huge month for physical media in September. ah So the only part she basically ran down the whole thing. I'm not going to tell you guys like why she hated it, why she liked it. But she said she predicted the whole movie from the start. And she said that the lead girl was dreadful. How dare you hate Michael Monroe?
00:11:10
Speaker
So the funny thing about Micah Monroe is a coworker texted me that he, he watched long legs two days ago, whenever, and he was like, Oh, I wish they made her look or appear or act a little less autistic. What does this hate? So I feel like that's where autumn's criticism was coming from. However, I feel like that plays a big role in her character.
00:11:42
Speaker
being autistic. I'm asking, what do you mean? what well no the big role her character The way she acts, the way she acts. Yeah. Well, so that's what I respond to my coworker. I was like, wait until the end. I don't think it's necessarily autism. Sure. We shouldn't really talk too much on this movie. Cause in the bracket, go vote for it or don't. I don't care. You're right. I'm not going to get into it, but she said the guy's performance and the mother was why I gave it two stars. The guy being Nick cage. That's what I said. I said,
00:12:11
Speaker
The guy. You mean Nicholas Cage. One of the biggest movie stars on the planet. The guy. And the mother. Fuck the mother. is Is it fair to say we're a pro Nick Cage podcast? Absolutely. And then I also think we would say we're a pro Mike on my row podcast and we are a pro long legs podcast. Absolutely. Are we? We are. I don't like it follows, but I like Mike on my row. There's a little teaser for you. Go vote for long as you want to hear us talk about long legs.
00:12:40
Speaker
Absolutely. Alright, let's get in this fucker. Again, we are reviewing Friday the 13th. Happy Friday the 13th if you're listening on the day. I don't feel like we need to say spoiler alert because this movie came out in 1980, but spoiler alert. Hey, spoiler alert if you have never seen this, but to be fair, I didn't watch this movie until 2020, so. You didn't get into horror until late in life, it's alright.
00:13:07
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I still don't have the cast pulled up.
00:13:12
Speaker
No, no, no, I had it up and I closed it because I was pulling up the Message from my co-worker about Michael Monroe. Okay so Friday the 13th directed by Shawn s Cunningham who I've never heard of I really should stop saying that I'm not familiar with Shawn s Cunningham Hasn't done anything that I know but he directed the first one Here's your cast Adrian King plays Alice Jeanine Taylor plays Marcy Jeanine. Shout out my mom ah Robbie Morgan plays Annie Kevin Bacon. Can I tell you something dude? Go for it. This viewing was my third time watching this film and I probably watched 30 minutes and I was like that guy really looks like Kevin Bacon
00:14:08
Speaker
ah open I open letterbox. What do you know? Jack is Kevin Bacon. So I don't know if it was his first movie or not, but it's definitely very early in his career. Youngins. Youngins, dude. Also in my notes, when we're talking about this movie, I don't have his character name. It's just Kevin Bacon.
00:14:28
Speaker
ah so It was, it was hard to keep the name straight. I agree. There was a lot of people. Marcy and Brenda look like twins. I mean, Okay, Brenda's not the final girl. Correct. We didn't watch the same movie. Two guys, two screens.
00:14:49
Speaker
All right. ah Yeah, so Kevin Bacon anyways plays Jack. Do you know what your bacon number is? Mine's three. My bacon number. Have you ever been familiar with this term? No, explain. So your bacon number is how many people it takes from you to Kevin Bacon. So three means I know someone who knows someone who knows Kevin Bacon. Oh, I'm probably at a million. So no, you're at four because you know me. Mine's three and you had me and you're four. Okay. It's probably at a million. You're at four, dude. Okay. I've only met like one celebrity.
00:15:28
Speaker
Yeah, who was it young gravy shout out to him dude ah And baby no money. He's a celebrity. Oh, yeah, he was there and are we counting trippy the kid if not? and ah Fuck you ah cut that That's not nice ah All right, so we got Harry crud be playing bill Lori Bartram playing Brenda. Mark Nelson plays Ned. Peter Brower plays Steve Christie. Rex Everhart plays the truck driver. Ron Caro plays Sergeant Tierney. Ron, I mean, it looks like it says milky. Ron milky, I'm sorry. Ron milk me.
00:16:22
Speaker
what the fuck rod milk me he plays officer dwarf officer dork we got walt gourney who plays crazy ralph i love that guy and the rest of these people are i'm not going to mention oh null cunningham plays the boy so i wonder if he's related to shawn s cunningham surprise son Right? If he's a boy. So we're going to start going scene by scene, as my lovely co-host said. Spoiler alert if you haven't seen this movie somehow. Camp Crystal Lake, 1958.
00:17:03
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we We... Also, on this watch, I respect this movie so much more because I know how much slasher films I came after took from it. Oh, 100%.
00:17:16
Speaker
Even this opening scene of like a kid, like we're in the killer's POV, essentially, watching watching these kids sing. Or no, watching those kids sing. You hear the kids sing in the background. I know this person is walking through a cabin of kids or younger people sleeping.
Origins of Slasher Films
00:17:37
Speaker
And you hear that chit, chit, chit, chit. Which is iconic. Yeah. It's up there for me. Sure.
00:17:46
Speaker
So the thing is like, I classify this as like the definition of when the slasher started, but the three before that people always bring up obviously is Halloween. Halloween's really like the definitive start of the slasher genre to most people. Okay. Then you got Texas chainsaw. I don't classify that as a slasher. Okay. But the big one that probably should be counted is black Christmas.
00:18:18
Speaker
Those are all great options. I raise you peeping Tom. A lot of people, a lot of people consider that like a slasher. What? Yeah. Like one of the first like show it on screen too. Oh, you're definitely one of the OG like point of view for the killer for sure. Yeah. Yeah. There's these kids singing. They're singing a hallelujah, which by the way, by the way, did you know there's four gods, not real movies. so Why? Or God's not dead or whatever. not god's not dead There should be four God's not real movies.
00:18:52
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umma
00:18:55
Speaker
well So this couple runs off to fool around Claudette and Barry. Wow, you caught their names? Yeah, I did. And I want to take them in to not shout out Friday Barry movie sucks.
00:19:15
Speaker
it does yeah it does Again, we're back in this killer POV and the killer is going up the stairs and there's a little and Claudette and Barry are fooling around and they hear the stairs Creek and they see the killer.
00:19:37
Speaker
And Barry walks up to the killer at like, Oh, Hey, you know, we were just messing around. It's like, uh, I know who you are. Like, Oh, Hey, sorry. My bad. Not like, uh, who are you? What are you doing here? Who are you? And he's like, yeah, our bad. Sorry about that. And no fucking remorse. Shmurdered big stab right to the side.
00:20:02
Speaker
And then you get Claudette running around, trying to escape. And then I do like this though. Harder. Sorry. Whoa. Shout out, Barry. Putting in the work. It cuts to her face. She's screaming. Freeze frame on her face. Cut to the title card. Friday 13, 3D effect. Boom, right in your face.
00:20:27
Speaker
Shit's hot, dude. It is a cool title card for 1980. Shit's hot. And this movie had like no budget. I just wanted to give a big shout out to the credits of this movie for one particular reason. Which is what? Young Tom Savini. Tom Savini, legendary special effects artist, did the effects for this movie. All the kills, Tom Savini. Actually, yeah, we should shout out Tom Savini. We did not do that. Shame on us.
00:20:56
Speaker
So we cut to Friday the 13th, the present. There's no year, but it is years removed. Present day. Yeah, the present, but it's just not like we don't know what year it is. it's just that It's just like they mentioned later about killings and the, you know, it's sometime probably in the sixties. There's a girl walking with like a backpacking kind of backpack.
00:21:20
Speaker
Backpacking kind of backpack. Yeah. No, like ah you know, I mean like a little like if you were gonna go camping in the woods you like pack everything on a backpack But not like a Jansport like a thing needs like strapped to your waist and show online. She got everything she owns in that bitch exactly and She starts talking to a dog which is just so it's a bizarre choice and Isn't like the rule, don't just go up to any dog you see and start petting it because you don't know if it's violent or not? Has rabies. Yeah. I mean, it could fuck you. I don't know. Pop that little red rocket out, boy.
00:22:03
Speaker
ah And I guess they did this because she tells a dog, do you know where Camp Crystal Lake is? Shut the fuck up. The dog's like, I'm a bone. I'm a. Yeah. the The dog's like, I'm a dog. I don't know. And she walked into a convenience store and asked for directions to Crystal Lake and she gets some weird looks like why the fuck you asking about this? The thing I don't like about this, though, right? It's like a store diner hybrid. You catch up on that?
00:22:40
Speaker
No, I must have missed it because i it just looked like a convenience store to me. Because there's people sitting at like a... Counter almost. Yeah, elongated counter. Big word. Hello. What a what convenience store you know got a counter like that? Where you can sit there? None. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It is a hybrid. You're right. It's 20 miles to the camp.
00:23:11
Speaker
Yeah, and so one of the people in this store go like, oh, it's open? Like they're opening that again? or And this man, ah we learned that the late in this scene, the lady's name is Annie, who's been walking with his backpack. And the man's like, I'll um'll bring you up to Camp Crystal Lake. And then this, he's he's the town nutcase, Ralph. Shout out my boy, Ralph. Here we go.
00:23:41
Speaker
He stops them and he's like, Hey, you're, you're doomed. You're not coming back. Going to camp blood. You'll never come back again. It's got a death curse. Oh, it's death curse. I wrote blood curse. That was also a very good Ralph impression. If you haven't seen the movie, that was spot on. He just did it for you. Don't to watch the movie now. Oh, you'll get your impression again later.
00:24:08
Speaker
And he tries to stop them and they're like, no, we're, we're going. And then they show him like getting a bike and right away, but it's not like in the same direction of, is it? I mean, I don't know. No. He just rides off. Right. Cause he doesn't even go on the main road. It's like a dirt trail into like the woods. He just, yeah, he just goes somewhere. I don't know. And while they're in the car.
00:24:38
Speaker
the man is trying to get some information out of Annie and he's like, did Steve Christie tell you anything and like what you're gonna be doing? And she's like, oh yeah, well, I'll be cooking for 15 kids. And they mentioned they're from the inner city, which I don't think you need to mention that for this movie, but okay. Which is strange because of where it takes place. I don't know what inner city they're talking about. I mean, this is the outskirts of any city.
00:25:06
Speaker
ah so the dude tells her to quit and the camp is jinxed and he's like did you hear about the two kids that got murdered in 58 and the boy that drowned in 57 and there was a bunch of fires and they tried to open in 62 but the water was bad by the way how is the water bad just get bottled water right i don't know get some new plumbing you cheap fucks and Well, they're not so cheap because the man tells Annie that Christie has dumped $25,000 into this camp. Right, get some better plumbing. And on top of that, I forgot what I was going to say. So.
00:25:50
Speaker
okay well even that and but
00:25:56
Speaker
So he calls her a dumb kid and he's like, oh, you're just like my niece, you're full of rocks. Your head's full of rocks. And then he just drops her off in the middle of nowhere. Drops her off outside of Moravian Cemetery in Hope, New Jersey. We cut, since you guys dropped off, we cut to Marcy Ned Jack.
00:26:18
Speaker
which you don't know their names yet, but I got them for you. They're all in this car with bench seating back in the day when cars had bench seating. So Marcy, Ned, and Jack pull into Crystal Lake and there is a man chopping wood out front. And you're not told who he is off the rip, but it is Steve Christie. And he calls for his, I guess she's his wife or his girlfriend, Alice.
00:26:41
Speaker
took him out and he's got this tree stump he wants to remove and Marcy, Ned, and Jack help him push this tree stump out of the ground. How do you feel about this? I have written down here that Steve looks like the demon from Strange Darling with long hair.
00:27:06
Speaker
Dude, we could not have watched two more different films, man. Well, first of all, this is his picture on letterboxed. Yeah. No, I don't see it. No? I mean, I kind of like my squint eyes. Yeah, I think the dude from Straining's Darn looks like Andrew Schultz. But OK, that's neither here nor there, is it?
00:27:34
Speaker
I don't know. Maybe. Possibly. I've watched it three times. It's never clicked. So we pretty much cut to Alice. She's like putting up a gutter. She's like nailing this bitch away. And then we get some, some Bridget terabithia vibes. So Steve starts like flirting with her. That's why I don't think they're like, I think, I think they dated before and they cut it off. And now Steve's trying to get back with her.
00:28:06
Speaker
Mm. But she's just not into it. Or she cut it off. Hey, yo, choppy choppy your pee pee. That's shadow WWE.
00:28:19
Speaker
Right. So they might have dated. Yeah, they definitely had some maybe they had a little fling or who knows. Yeah. So she says she really wants to leave. She's really not feeling it. And Steve's like, Oh, come on, you can stay. I'll tell you what, I'll give you a week.
00:28:35
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And if you don't like it by then, I'll let you leave.
00:28:41
Speaker
By the way, in case anyone's wondering, he was flipping through her drawing book. And he's like, Oh, you're a very good artist drawer. That's why I said it was pretty terrifying. Yeah. Vibes. Oh yeah. Yeah. That makes sense. That's why I said that. And like you said, she doesn't want to be there, which I wouldn't want to be there either, i don't but I don't know how you feel about the woods, but just camping in the woods, even if you're in a cabin, just kind of gives me the creeps. Yeah, I was a, I camped a bunch when I was younger and I, I didn't love it. It wasn't great. I much prefer being like in my apartment. Yeah. Right. Or like to the shower and stuff. Maybe some lights. Not outside. Yeah. Or no bugs. Anyways, there is a cool again, killer POV shot and it's,
00:29:30
Speaker
Just watching Alice. And she's going to Jeff. Right. Jeff's the painter because. Yeah, Steve was like. Jeff should be done or something like that. Go talk to Jeff. yeah He's like painting like, I think it's like a lifeguard tower. Oh, I thought he was paying the fence, but he's paying the tower. That's my tower. Well, there was like the fence, too. I thought I didn't know he was painting all of it. He's painting some John. Paint some John for sure.
00:30:01
Speaker
And they have a conversation and then the next scene cuts and just everybody's in altogether. Yeah. What? It was weird how they just were all like, cause the scene with Steven, Alice, like, yeah, I'll go talk to him for you. And then the next scene after she talks to him, there's all like huddled together. Yeah. And Steve's basically telling them like, Oh, I gotta to go. I'll be back later.
00:30:29
Speaker
By the way, Steve's on top of it. Like Steve's really on his shit. I respected him for that. Yeah. He's telling everybody like, don't be fucking around. Yeah. Do this, do this, do that. Like shout out Steve. Shout out if I dropped 25 G's I'd be on top of it too. Absolutely. So he drives away and then we get a cut to Brenda who we meet here. She's at an archery range.
00:30:53
Speaker
And this this thing she puts up is cooked. Where's the money you put into this fucking place? It wasn't a new archery target. It was definitely not. It is cooked. That shit been used. Speaking of being used, out of nowhere, an arrow goes flying right to it and she's standing right next to it. Meet your comic relief character, Ned. Ned. Fuck you, Ned. You could have killed her, you dumb fuck.
00:31:23
Speaker
The I think this whole scene is just foreshadowing. I agree. I feel like this scene is very useless. It's yeah, like you said, Ned's like the comic relief character. And that whole scene happens. We cut back to Annie, who was just walking because she got left and hitches a ride with someone. And she just starts like soliciting personal information about herself that nobody asked for.
00:31:53
Speaker
I've always wanted to work with kids. I fucking hate the 80s, maybe some of the 90s, because everybody hitchhiked. Yeah, why? Why? Maybe it's the era we grew up, like, stranger danger type shit. Did they not teach that in school?
00:32:10
Speaker
Yeah, I guess they didn't. So she's telling her like, oh, I've always wanted to work with, with children. And she doesn't like the, the the term kids for young children because they sound like goats. And the driver was just not answering her and she just keeps trying to like, you know, initiate conversation. It's just not happening. So that's a little weird, but she's not perturbed by it. And she doesn't like clock anything weird until they pass the entrance to the camp.
00:32:36
Speaker
And she's like, hey, you missed it. It's like, hey, you better stop the car. And you hear the killer gas the car to make it go faster. And she just jumps out of this car. I am not. I'm probably fighting for my life before I jump out of this moving vehicle. And she hurts her leg. And then just runs into the woods.
00:33:01
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runs into the woods and obviously the killer gets out and pursues. She put it in reverse, Terry.
00:33:11
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ah
00:33:14
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and
00:33:18
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she is running and like you like like you said on the bridge terribly episode running and running and running everybody force gumps this bitch she trips and falls and the killer is magically right in front of her face and uh slits her throat and again tom civini shout out to you great effects the great effects. The only problem with watching this on Max was the picture quality was fantastic. However, Max has the theatrical version. My Scream Factory Blu-ray set has the uncut version, so you get a little more gore. So when you say a little more gore, is that the rest of the movie, are like in this scene, do you get more? Oh, the entire movie. We'll we'll get to it later. Okay.
00:34:12
Speaker
So we cut to, I just wrote the gang, yeah everybody all the counselors that are there. And they're on the docks. I knew you were going to say something. They're at the docks. And the again, more killer POV. They're in the woods hanging, watching.
00:34:34
Speaker
And Brenda thinks she sees something in the woods, and they're like, yeah, do you? And they just look, and Brenda's like, uh, it's nothing. And then this killed me. I don't know if you caught this. It's time to go, right? They gotta go do something. And there's a scene where the frame is downwards, like, not aerial, but like,
00:34:58
Speaker
Angled down and they're all staying there and there's a guy walks over in like a speedo and he's like, yeah We got to go and he just has a massive hawk It's like practically like in I don't know who's Brenda's face it's like right there it is about just like I wrote it down big hog why it is It's it was it was distracting. You've got a goddamn guy damn banana boat i I don't tell you. It was so big. ah But I think most people would miss it because it's literally for like, he's like, we got to go. And like, you didn't get up. But like, he's just standing there and just like, cock in your face. So the first thing that you do when a guy comes on the scene is just look at his big schlong? In short, yes. In long no. OK. I'm with it. He was wearing a Speedo. I'm going to see what he's got.
00:35:55
Speaker
Gotta be a little, you know. So they all get up and you said fuck Ned before. Oh, yeah. Fuck this asshole dickwad. I knew the entire time what was going on here. For sure. They make it seem like Ned's actually drowning. and Ned's not drowning. It's all a prank. Literally, everybody jumps in this pool, pool, jumps in this lake to save them, which is I wish I had friends like that where like, hey, I think I'm drowning and like six people jump in the pool or lake after me.
00:36:25
Speaker
I would attempt it, but I can't swim, so I'd be fucking dying too. Say it. No. Say it. No. No. Okay.
00:36:42
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to
00:36:45
Speaker
eight
00:36:50
Speaker
but Definitely can't say that. Off the rails.
00:36:57
Speaker
So he fake drowns and they try to give him, Brenda gives him mouth to mouth and he just starts making out with her. She's like, oh, you fucking asshole. That's sexual assault. I feel like it is. Yeah, that seems a little goofy. Also, do you know, I found out recently that ah to give CPR, like no longer, you don't have to give mouth to mouth. It's just chest compressions is like now the definition of CPR. Oh, really? Yeah. they like You don't have to put air into their lungs. You might get me too, I guess, if they may get out alive.
00:37:25
Speaker
I never understood that anyway, because when you exhale, you're blowing- It's carbon dioxide. Right, you're giving them toxins. Shout out Mr. Moss. um I don't know why I shouted him out. This scene's fucking stupid, I'm sorry. You can't convince me it's good. The next scene? Yeah, dumb. i This is the worst scene in the movie. I fucking hate this scene with a burning passion.
00:37:49
Speaker
Alice is in her cabin getting dressed. And there's a snake. This snake looked so goddamn fake. It was real. Rubber snake having ass. It was real. Well, it did not do a good job acting. I'm glad it died. Did they kill a real snake? Yes. Oh, all right. Well, fuck that snake. That's why I fucking hate this scene. Kill the vermin. That's why you hate it?
00:38:11
Speaker
Yes. Not because it's fucking corny and stupid? No, I hate it because even though I don't like snakes, you should not kill a real snake for the movie. You're excusing the corny, stupid bullshit that goes on. So there's a snake, and she calls for Bill. And everybody comes in the cabin, not just Bill, all six of them. And some, whoever she is, one of them closes the door.
00:38:38
Speaker
Right. to To the cabin. Hey, there's a snake in your cabin. Wouldn't you want the snake to get out of the cabin? Leave an exit. And even Bill's like, Al's like, kill it. And Bill's like, I don't know. I'm a little scared. like like he's not He's not sure about doing this.
Controversial Scene Discussion
00:39:00
Speaker
And they go, all right, well we'll flush it out. And I don't remember who. Maybe you have the name down. Someone jumps on the bed.
00:39:08
Speaker
and like sends the mattress through the I think it's Jeff. Shout out. chair So, yeah, Jeff, maybe Jeff goes, he flies through the the mattress and the snake hoser's comes out. And I believe it is Jack, Kevin Bacon himself, who does kill the snake, chops his head off. Are you OK with that? Well, I know it's fake. I know it's real. So I guess no.
00:39:37
Speaker
i guess Yeah, don't do that Also, how many snakes and they went through to do that take that's what I'm saying. Like that's bad. Yeah, that's not great But I was before like all the laws saying like no animal abuse and movies and shit like that. I was we have CGI now, right? Anyways, I do think this whole scene is very very goofy and silly and I don't enjoy any of it ah Even if they didn't kill a real snake, I still wouldn't like it very unwarranted.
00:40:04
Speaker
And the next scene is a officer Dorff pulls up and this is just they're like in a street and Ned is dressed as an Indian. This is again trying to like be funny. Yeah, different and time also. um I didn't find it. I didn't find it racist, but I didn't either. But, you know, you know how people are. Right. And Dorff thinks they're Doing drugs and tells him he's looking for the town crazy Ralph who's MIA So they had that conversation and we cut to Alice clean up the kitchen I got bitches in the kitchen cooking crack a Y'all kids doing drugs And She opens the dry goods area pantry and pop out comes
00:41:06
Speaker
Out comes Ralph, the man of the hour. He's just hanging out in there. And he tells him that God sent him to warn them and that they're doomed. I'm a messenger of God. You're doomed. If you stay here, this place is
Key Plot Developments
00:41:22
Speaker
cursed. God sent me. I got to warn you. Then he runs away. Again, amazing. I mean, you should get an Academy Award. Vote for me.
00:41:34
Speaker
So yeah like you say leaves and they notice as a bulb out in the cabin and they twist it back in and it's still out. So you go, Oh, it's the emergency generator. Let's go turn that on. What camp in 1980 has an emergency generator?
00:41:57
Speaker
I don't know. I think this was all set up for later down in the film, or later on in the film. Right. They just turned it on. There's no problems. Yeah. And we cut to Marcy and Jack, AKA Kevin Bacon. And they are making out. And Ned in this scene is just kind of watching them, or what is he doing? Yeah.
00:42:26
Speaker
It looks like he's like watching them from afar and it almost seems like he's sad, you know, like cucked out. Right. Like he really wanted to get it in with Marcy and then Kevin Bacon just kind of stole his bacon. You know what I'm saying? Hey, yo, that was a nice little word play right there. Thanks, man. So he walks away and it cut to the killer's point of view and the killer is watching him from a cabin.
00:42:51
Speaker
He walks away because he's sad, and then he's he looks at the cabin and he thinks he sees somebody. So he goes to investigate. And then it cuts back to Marcy and Jack, and Marcy doesn't like thunderstorms because she had some kind of dream, and the rain turns to blood. Shout out Evil Dead 2013. She like needs some mental help or something, man. Yeah, and they like kind of just leave Ned. like We're going to go fuck.
00:43:20
Speaker
Fuck it. We'll see ya so uh They run away. They go to some random cabin and start doing the sex And she's like give it to me. Oh, she's fucking hot and horned up, dude and you see while they're While ah Kevin Bacon's laying the sausage a figure in the window ah Presumably the killer and We cut to Alice, who is looking for Jack and Marcy. Yeah. And then, I don't know, it's probably Bill's idea, somebody's idea, which plays strip Monopoly, which this is like... It was Brenda's idea to play strip Monopoly. i this is All of this is just bad. You hate this? I'm down for some strip Monopoly. Yeah, but nobody plays strip Monopoly. That's gonna take too long, right? If you play strip Monopoly...
00:44:19
Speaker
With alcohol, it probably wouldn't be that bad. But still, nobody does this. If you play strip Monopoly right into the show. Because here's the thing, right? This is my problem with strip Monopoly. If I'm playing strip Monopoly, that's because the people I'm playing with, I want to see you naked, right? Right. So Monopoly is not the way. That's going to take like four hours for you to land on my spot just to get a fucking shoe. You know what I'm saying? Just pop the CD out now.
00:44:44
Speaker
Well, once you get like the board cooking, it doesn't take that long, right? It probably goes pretty quickly downhill to like naked land. I mean, how often you land in on boardwalk? Yeah, maybe pop the tit early. Just get it. If you want to see each other naked, just be naked. I don't know. Right, you don't have to play some bullshit game. Strip Monopoly, you just have an orgy. Strip Monopoly is just stupid to me. I agree. They go, they cut back to Marcy. She's getting piped down again.
00:45:11
Speaker
Bro, Kevin Bacon, they might be fucking like for reals, like it looks... There was no way he wasn't hard. Oh, he's plowing this bitch. what in the And the camera pans upwards to the, theyre like in a bunk bed essentially. And you see Ned's slit throat. So your boy's dead. Fuck you, Ned. Fuck you.
00:45:42
Speaker
They finish fucking smoke a sig. Marcy has to go pee. Is that what she has to go do? Yeah. She's like, Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom. So he's like, okay. who And then, uh, she goes, puts her little raincoat on and then Kevin bacon starts doing the weeds. Is it a weed or a cigarette? Does it matter? I guess it doesn't. It doesn't. It looked like weed.
00:46:09
Speaker
oh So a little bit of ah blood dripped down onto his forehead. Is it blood? Cause it didn't look red. Something dripped for sure. I just didn't think it was blood. It's not his fucking cum. He's dead. Do what? Keep that. All right. He's dead, dude. It's going to be his fucking blood. Dude, if he shot Splooge, it would be going downwards because they were in missionary.
00:46:36
Speaker
No, not him. Huh? Ned. Ned's. Oh, you're saying it's why would it be Ned's come? What was Ned coming? That's what I'm saying. It drips from the top bunk onto his forehead. It's not Ned's come. He's dead. So it's got to be Ned's blood. That's dead, baby. Shout out, Pulp Fiction. So a little bit of blood not come drops down on Kevin Bacon's forehead and then probably the best kill in the movie.
00:47:04
Speaker
You see a arrowhead shoved through his throat. Yeah, it was good. I enjoyed it. I just think that it could be the best kill because most kills are not put on screen this film. Yeah, this movie does have a lot of basic ass kills, but I feel like that's because of the reveal of the killer. That's probably why. But they use a lot of POV.
00:47:35
Speaker
They do, but so does the sequels.
00:47:41
Speaker
You're right. Yeah, so Jack's dead. And we follow Marthy, Marthy. What do I have, a fucking lisp now? Hey, I'm Marthy. We follow Marcy to the bathroom and maybe she hears a noise and she's like, is that you Jack? No, Jack's dead. Jack's choking eyes on his own blood.
00:48:04
Speaker
And we just kind of watch her fuck around with the sink cause the sink's not putting out any water. sixs not putting out what the fuck She goes to investigate and I guess it's like what like the showers are or whatever. And this was, it looked cool. You see the shadow of an ax kind of raise who and she takes that right to the head. And then again, the practical effects are great.
00:48:32
Speaker
This is the scene that I was thinking of earlier. When you were watching it, did it cut to like a white ass fucking screen? No. Was that a different kill? A white screen. Yeah. I don't, I'll be honest, dude, it took me three days to watch this. So I don't know. I watched this over, I watched this over three days. Okay. So on the max version and we both watched it on max, then yes.
00:49:00
Speaker
So after she gets hit in the head, it cuts to like a white screen, but on the uncut screen factory Blu-ray, you see her get hit in the head and then you see her slide down like against the wall. So they cut that out of the theatrical version. Oh, yeah. I, cause I watched that part for sure. And so she's now murdered dead.
00:49:32
Speaker
be cut back to Bill, Brenda, and Alice playing strip Monopoly and they're getting there. I mean, there's nothing out yet, but they're, I mean, how long do you think they've been playing for? It's got to be at least 20 minutes. Yeah. And somehow Bill's damn near butt naked and so is Brenda, but Alice still got all her clothes on. And the door swings open and Brenda notices that it's bad weather and she's like, I gotta go.
00:50:02
Speaker
ah Apparently bad weather means she you gotta to go, and she has to leave. She says that she has to go home and close her window. Oh, I forgot. My window is open. Dumb. Stupid. Stupid plot decisions. Cuts to a diner of some sort. You can call it a diner, I would say. And Steve is having a coffee or whatever, and the server, who I had her name, but it's gone.
00:50:32
Speaker
Fucking irrelevant. Tells, tells him not to go back up. Oh, you can't go back up in that storm. And Steve insists, you know, he's got six new counselors and the camera follows Steve back up to camp and his car gets stuck. Classic Steve.
00:50:52
Speaker
we cut to Brenda in the same bathroom where Marcy was just schmurdered. And right here, and again, this is my third time watching this film, I thought I was gonna get mad, but I forgot. I was like, she hears a noise, and I was like, I swear to God, if she gets murdered in the same fucking bathroom, I will turn this movie off. I have a big rant here. Hit me. So when she goes,
00:51:18
Speaker
into the bathroom, right? The killer's still in here, and it's like a little POV shot, right, of her brushing her teeth.
00:51:28
Speaker
After she's done brushing her teeth, you visibly see her toothbrush holder in her hand. When she walks out of this bathroom, she does not put her toothbrush back in the toothbrush holder. She's just carrying that thing around,
00:51:48
Speaker
Do you know the kind of germs that are probably in a summer camp bathroom? We're probably selling real germaphobes, man. It just really fucking irked me, dude. Yeah, I didn't catch that. I mean, you caught that, and I caught that guy's massive hog in the beginning. Well, because this whole scene was kind of irrelevant. but it really It really was, wasn't it? I don't get it. That's why I caught like on some obvious dumb shit.
00:52:16
Speaker
Yeah, I mean so you could have cut this mr. Cunningham, but We cut back to Steve who's grabbed a ride with a police officer And they start driving up then you go back to Brenda who is still being stalked and she's like The killer is like looking through a window and Brenda is reading something whatever and Brenda hears a noise and it's at first you don't know what the voice is saying and then it becomes clear it's a boy saying help me. So she goes outside and like I said it gets louder and clearer and
00:52:59
Speaker
Somehow she ends up in the archery yard range and the lights turn on these blinding big-ass lights It's like you're at a football stadium. Like what the fuck and I don't know how you felt about this, but It seemed like she was shocked that she was in the archery range or is it just the shock of the lights? I took it as I Yeah, I took it as she was blinded Okay, that's fair. It's really like floodlights the camera cuts. You don't heat you don't see anything but you hear a I wrote Alice, it's not her name. You hear Brenda scream and you cut to Alice who like wakes up from some kind of, some kind of nightmare. And she kind of has a, Oh, like one of those. And she's, ah she calls for like bill, right? She's like, bill. Yeah. And bill comes in and.
00:53:55
Speaker
Alice shares with Bill that she heard a scream and that, oh, the lights are on by the archery range. So Alice and Bill go to investigate and the, this is bad. Sorry, man. They find a bloody ax in her bed and the reaction is just, Oh, what is going on here? It's not even like a bloody ax in somebody's bed. Hello. That's a problem.
00:54:25
Speaker
Yeah, they did not sell this at all, dude. No, because then they go into the bathrooms to see if anybody's in there. And Alice is like, Oh, I think we should call someone. I know who to call the fucking cops. This whole time, like Steve is the answer, like what to call Steve, like Steve's the guy to call. Steve can help us.
00:54:52
Speaker
Don't call Steve. Don't call Steve. Don't call Ghostbusters. Call the cops. Yeah. And this whole part was like them, like, I don't want to say montage. They're like, oh, we're looking for a Jack. We're looking for Brenda.
00:55:08
Speaker
We are looking for Mars. Like they can't find any of them. So they go to the office and the door is obviously locked because the middle of the night and they break in and the phone line has no service. And the camera, it's like you're watching like through a window and the camera pans up and you see that the phone line has been cut. It was a cool shot. Yeah. Give it to you.
00:55:30
Speaker
And this is fucking bad. They're like, all right, we'll just get out of here. They've run into this car that won't start. And Alice is like, why won't the car start? And Bill goes, it's wet. so Fuck. Literally. Dude, could you guys try a little harder, please? Just a little bit harder.
00:55:53
Speaker
And Bill's like, let's just wait for Steve. There's probably some stupid explanation for why all this is going on. There's probably some stupid explanation for why the bloody acts in fucking homegirl's bed. Like, I just I don't buy it. So we cut back to.
00:56:13
Speaker
this cop and Steve driving in driving up to the camp. And the cop's like, oh, it's a full moon. And it's Friday the 13th, double whammy. People get crazy when there's a full moon out.
00:56:27
Speaker
And he's like, yeah, there's more rapes, more robberies. And I forgot the cop's name is Sergeant Tierney, which is my mother's maiden name. All right. You should probably cut that.
00:56:42
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, his tyranny is pretty fucking whatever. We'll cut it. He gets a call for the jaws of life. There's been a head on collision and he drops off. Steve, just somewhere so we just fucking road. This movie is just people getting picked up and dropped off and stabbed. And there's like, there's no between that scene and the next scene, there's no in between. It just goes from he's getting dropped off to boom, cut. He's at the fucking camp.
00:57:12
Speaker
Right. And there is a light being flashed in his eyes. And from his POV, you just kind of see like a big blinding light. And you see the camp Crystal Lake sign, which is iconic. Right. I have that hanging up in my living room.
00:57:30
Speaker
And again, it's the same thing where Steve's like, Oh, what are you doing out here? Like it's a, yeah he recognizes the person. Yeah. Which is kind of the strength of this movie where it kind of does play a little bit like a who done it. Yeah. For sure. Which works. And, uh, well, sorry, Steve, get stabbed. You're fucking dead. And then I don't get the point of this scene. The killer, well, I guess I get it, but not really.
00:58:00
Speaker
and Another POV angle of the killer walking into a room that just has high voltage danger. I think it's the generator room because the ah they kill the power. That makes sense because then after that you got a bill lighting a lantern and Alice just sitting there like, what's going on?
00:58:20
Speaker
And, uh, Bill's like, yeah, I'll go to the generator again. And he actually offers for Alice to come with him. And she's like, I'm gonna stay stand on the couch. And she like, I literally falls asleep in 30 seconds. I don't know. Like by the time he gets the general, she's out cold. And this scene, I think kind of went a little too long. He's like tanker generator. He's Bill's at the generator. He's doing over the fuck he's doing.
00:58:48
Speaker
Alice wakes up from her fucking 30 second nap and she decides I'm going to make some coffee to go to sleep, to go to sleep. Yeah. Uh, but can I ask, isn't, doesn't she wake up because we hear a Bill scream because after this, after this, you don't, the next time you see Bill, he's, he's dead. Oh, okay. Well, so she wakes up, some coffee. I wrote,
00:59:19
Speaker
This is not the time, bitch. No. To be making some coffee. And we see her go through the entire process of making this coffee. Grab the cup, put the water in the kettle, put the kettle on the stove, turn the stove on, walk over. Yeah, like even you in the cup. Even you describing this, like, let's just cut that. That's what I'm saying, dude. Like, why is this in the fucking movie?
00:59:48
Speaker
I do think the only part that I like about this scene is that her facial expression is like, there's something fucking weird going on, which you don't need all that for to get that point across. But maybe it's like trying to build tension, like, oh, is there going to be a jump scare or something like that? But this movie has no jump scares. Now, the payoff is nothing. There is a payoff in this film, but it's not that right. So she goes out calling for Bill Bill.
01:00:18
Speaker
So fuck the coffee, I guess. Oh, does it get, does it even get like poured to a cup? No. Yep. Fuck the coffee. I mean, she could have used it with what happens after this, but, uh, she finds Bill and he's pinned to a door with arrows. And I do think her acting's better here where she's like freaking out. She runs back to the cabin and she's like, Oh fuck, like there's someone murdering people out here.
01:00:42
Speaker
And she uses a rope to like pin the door closed, but then just puts a bunch of like furniture in front of it. I don't get that. the rope Yes. So she's like, there's like a John. There's a John um in the ceiling, right? Um, like a bar, like a wooden bar support beam. And she throws the rope over it and then ties the rope onto the door knob.
01:01:13
Speaker
What's that going to do? Doesn't the door open inward? That's what I'm saying. If the door opens outward, they can't open it. Right. But I'm pretty sure this door opens inward. Cause when the wind blew the door open, it did swing in. You're right. It's winging. But is that a different cabin? I thought it's the main cabin. I thought they were all staying in different cabins. I kept writing main cabin in my notes cause it had the fireplace main John.
01:01:42
Speaker
that makes sense actually what you're saying so either way she puts even with the rope she puts like a bunch of like she was a log she puts a bunch of furniture in front of it she grabs a bat and a lantern and and literally the bat is in her hand for like 30 seconds she puts down and grabs a like a serving pitchfork looking thing instead
01:02:04
Speaker
i hated this because Yeah, you're barricading the door you're locking all the windows But when she was making the coffee the only thing I got in that scene was there's a back door Yeah, she didn't focus on the back door at all fuck it We should focus on the back door more shouldn't we as society I? 100% agree dude that was the anal metaphor. I know right if it's brown don't frown I Smile. Fuck that movie.
01:02:33
Speaker
yeah
01:02:37
Speaker
So. Grab the serving fork and then this is like maybe a jump scare or not. It was surprising to me, but but I think it's Brenda comes flying her body comes flying through the fucking window. yeah It was great. This is pretty funny and.
01:02:58
Speaker
this is terrible car pulls up we just see lights and she's like oh it has to be Steve because Steve is Jesus fucking Christ moving
01:03:12
Speaker
If all my friends are dead all my friends are dead I am NOT Going towards a car. I am using that rope and making a fucking noose. Okay ended it dude buts it and Going out like we said in episode one. We are not Kate Beckinsdale or we are Kate Beckinsdale. Sorry and She runs out and it is this lady, miss miss or Mrs. misses Mrs. Mrs. Voorhees. And she does. Puts in a lot of effort, but like, don't worry, you know, I'm an old friend of the Christie that used to work for them. And Alice is like, but all my friends are dead and Mrs. Voorhees c couldn't give two fucks.
01:03:57
Speaker
She's like, I'm not afraid. She's unafraid to go in there. yeah And she goes into the cabin and gets a look at Brenda's body. And she's like, oh, Steve shouldn't open this place. And then this is the exposition dump, but it is like the...
01:04:15
Speaker
the point of the movie, so I don't have a problem with it. Sure. But essentially, like, you know, her son, she had a son, his name was well, she doesn't say what her son at the at the jump, but a boy named Jason that drowned because the lifeguards counselors were making out and that was her son.
01:04:35
Speaker
And she has you flashbacks of Jason drowning. yeah And, uh, we learned that today's Jason's birthday and you know, she was, he was her only child and Mrs. Voorhees blames Alice. Now it's Alice's fault.
01:04:57
Speaker
Just has an arrow or picks one up and just charges Alice with an arrow. By the way, Alice is the one lady that did not want to be this fucking camp. right She's a one bitch.
01:05:09
Speaker
ah And she runs to the car, and this is where we see Ned with his throat slit in the passenger seat, which I guess she was going to go take him home. Let's get a fuck his corpse.
01:05:24
Speaker
Runs in a different direction and this is like a jump scare adjacent steve christie's body just falls out of a tree yeah, that's great dude, and he's got a knife through his gut and I know what they were trying to do with this, but it really didn't work for me and it's Mrs. Voorhees like a clip of her face and she's like talking to herself and She's in her head. She's Jason and and he's she's like Killer mommy, don't let her get away, don't let her win. And? Nah, I did. Yeah. It just happens a couple times through the third act of the film, and I don't love it. No, I don't either. I think they could have done something different. Like they didn't have to make her have some kind of mental illness or something. ah I think the mental illness
01:06:21
Speaker
You think it's like PTSD trauma. We get it. Like the fact that your son died at this camp is enough mental trauma. We don't need to get all this. Like psychotic shit. Yeah. Like we get it. You're the one that's been murdering. You literally, we just found out you were the one that's murdering everybody. We get your off the chart, dude. We don't, you're not Randy Orton. We don't need to know that you're hearing voices in your head. Shout out to him.
01:06:47
Speaker
and I have here that Voorhees mrs. Voorhees turns on the generator and We cut to Alice who has a rifle
Climactic Showdown and Conclusion
01:06:56
Speaker
but can't find any bullets and there's this cabinet that's locked and she's trying to beat the lock with the but her gun and can't get it open and Mrs. Voorhees shows up and Alice holds the rifle up ain't no bullets in there. So she's bluffing and I She kind of backs out of this a little too quickly. I feel like if she'd be like, I'll shoot you, like, sure. She, I mean, maybe Mrs. Voorhees does know, but I mean, I don't know if Mrs. Voorhees is in the right state of mind to back down, even though she has a gun though. That's all. Also, she could be like, I know the bullets. Are I locked him in that cabinet? Yeah. She's a crazy bitch. Yeah. So.
01:07:40
Speaker
Alice kind of gives up on that and just starts throwing random shit at her, which this is just stupid, like funny looking. I mean, what are we doing? Yeah. And this is funny, too. Voorhees, she just starts smacking the shit out of Alice. Yeah. I mean, give it it to her. Yeah. And Alice, or she throws ah Alice into a table and it's like, ah again, w WWE, like she goes through this table. Yeah, it was great. And goes to like do more damage, but Alice kicks her.
01:08:17
Speaker
in the groin. Oh, my toy. Oh, fuck. Got to keep that. And she runs off. And we see where she's hiding and we see Mrs. Voorhees pass her like she misses. She doesn't see where Alice is. So Alice runs back to the cabin. I just don't get this move. And you know it Turns out the lights and she is she hiding she's not hiding in the dry section because there's like milk Right. It has to be the fridge. but Like the door is like wooden Yeah, like like slits. That's not gonna keep anything cold. I I don't know so she's like trying to stay quiet and Shout out to the shining Mrs. Voorhees takes a machete to this fucking door
01:09:13
Speaker
and you see her like little face. well face ah So she opens the door and I guess there's a cast iron pan available yeah and Alice grabs his cast iron pan and she's like using it like as a defense against these swings and misses that Voorhees is taking and she whacks Voorhees in the face with this cast iron pan. If you got smacked with a cast iron pan, you'd be out. You're fucking done, dude. Shout out Rapunzel from Tangled.
01:09:42
Speaker
shout out to her I haven't seen that movie. It's decent and then she just kind of looks at her Like Alice is looking at like a lay on the ground. She just runs off just looking at her like who She runs off to like the lake and she's sitting there by the water I don't know what the fuck she's doing, but she's sitting there fucking daydream or some shit. Yeah She's like think she's dead or something like oh, it's all over and She sees Either Voorhees' shadow or her reflection in the water. Yeah. And turns around, and this is this is an intense-ish scene. Voorhees smacks the shit out of her with a paddle, like for a boat. And they're rolling on the sand, and Alice's only offense is like, she'd be biting her. Yeah. Hey, yo, she'd be biting Mrs. Voorhees. Do whatever you got to do, man. Yeah, so there's like a tussle. What you're doing up here, tussle neck.
01:10:41
Speaker
Fuck yeah, dude. Shout out Spider-Man 1 on PS2. We're big stands here at ah two guys, one screen. And there's a tussle and they get up and Alice just goes, I'm done with this shit. And she runs over to like some area and grabs a machete and clean fucking sweep, dude. Goodbye to your head. Fantastic scene. Classic scene. Slow motion kill. Mrs. Voorhees head just... the like mace windu did to fucking jango fat yeah dude so she's done dead and she's like fuck it i'm gonna get in this canoe boat thing and float to the middle of the lake and she falls asleep the next day morning who knows the cops arrive and they're like alice you bitch no they don't yell that but
01:11:38
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She sees them and she's like, Oh, thank God. And I guess this is a jump scare too. Maybe I'd say it's one of the greatest jump scares ever. Okay. Jason, the boy who his name is Jason jumps out of the water and grabs Alice and you see the boat turnover, but then it just, it's like a freeze frame. And Alice just wakes up in the hospital. She's like, huh?
01:12:08
Speaker
Huh, what ya a and officer door for whichever one Sergeant Tierney, one of the two fat white guys in this movie are telling, telling her, Hey, all your friends are dead. Uh, your folks, they, your favorite word full folks, folks are coming to get you. And, uh, Hey, we found you in the lake and she's like, what about the boy? What a about Jason? He's still there.
01:12:38
Speaker
and The cops like what are you talking about girl? No way fine. No boy there So he's like you're crazy. You probably just have a lot of trouble. They tell the doctor's face too and he's like, huh? Yeah, oh and It's like her being like oh fuck he's still there and the movie kind of ends Yeah, the movie ends right there and ah fun fact about that ending, it was all a dream. Like Jason jumping out of the water because they didn't expect there to be sequels. Like they didn't expect it to be a franchise, like as big as it was. Oh, that's good to know. Yeah. Hmm. That's interesting. So
01:13:22
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Your first viewing of this, or at least log on Letterbox, you had this at a four and a half stars. Yeah, that was my first ever log of Letterbox. I watched it like a couple times before. Where are you at now? All the way down to a three and a half. that's your Fine, I'm at a two and a half still. I've watched this three times. The first time was a two and a half, the second time was a two and a half.
01:13:48
Speaker
It's still a two and a half. I'm sorry. I really do respect the influence this movie had on the entire slasher genre. Absolutely. But there's just some silly moments. And a lot of people say this movie is boring, which it kind of is. Yeah, it kind of is. um As the sequels go on, the characters get more enjoyable, likable, fun. And my biggest gripe with this movie is the kills. They're all like stabs off screen or like, you know,
01:14:18
Speaker
really basic ass shit. Which the Friday franchise is known for its outgoing crazy kills. But as we know, Jason's not the killer in this one. Yeah. So if you guys didn't know that Jason of the killer, you made it to the end. Yeah. Now that we revealed who the killer is, shout out Betsy Palmer for playing Mrs. Voorhees. Yeah, she's good in this.
01:14:44
Speaker
i Will say I watched the beginning of the second one they it's like actually I watched all the second one But like literally the first 25 minutes our recap of the first one like we forgot it came out in 81 we came out 80 Yeah, like we didn't forget anything So your favorite one is the sixth one, yeah, I really like part six Jason lives All right. I mean mine is I don't know what mine is actually. Probably this one, because two is pretty bad. I didn't like two. I'm not a Friday the 13th stand, guys. I'm so sorry. But we had to do this episode because, you know. Friday the 13th, we have to. Because you have cause I was like, we should do an episode. you're Like, what are we going to do? And like, obviously, we do Friday the 13th. Yeah. And I didn't want to do the remake, the movie's ass.
01:15:31
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That movie was one of the first horror movies I saw and I was way too young in my grandmother's ah bedroom. She just had it on and I walked in young Nicholas and I was Dude, terrified traumatized. I yeah, you could say that alright guys. So that's a yeah that's a podcast We hope you enjoyed our review of Friday the 13th a little little off the rails Well off the rails, but you know, slasher genre is pretty off the rails, so. Our first PM nighttime recording. Yeah, you know. So follow us on Instagram, twoguysonescreenpod, send all comments, concerns, requests to twoguysonescreenpodatgmail.com, and make sure to follow our letterbox, guys.
01:16:24
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