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EP 5: The Haunting of The 69th Street Bathroom
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In this episode Jim, John, & TJ talk about Facebook Community Group Beefs, John's Haunted Apartment, and TJ learns about an Old School American Classic: Peanuts & Coke.
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Introduction to Close to Hell Podcast
00:00:00
Speaker
Red leather, yellow leather. Welcome back to Close to Hell podcast. This is Jim Gillespie to my left, Jon Prophet, and across from me, TJ Lee. As always, we are happy to have you all listening with us.
TikTok Legislation Debate
00:00:15
Speaker
Jon Prophet, how do we feel about the TikTok ban? Are they getting rid of TikTok? The House passes the TikTok ban bill, but it's Senate path unclear.
00:00:24
Speaker
Why are they going to remove it? It's dangerous. China. China likes it? China likes it. What are they going to do? I don't know. I think we're a little worried about how much data they're collecting. What are they collecting that I got dumped fucking a year ago? Do you want them to know that? They're like, ooh, John Provid, he like a cowboy vengeance TikTok. He like a broken-hearted cowboy.
00:00:51
Speaker
Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. I watched all that. You like redemption story, TikTok? Dude, I like watching a cowboy walk out,
TikTok's Algorithm and User Influence
00:00:57
Speaker
open a fucking... He's like, if you didn't see me in my lowest, you don't deserve when I'm in my best. And that's him walking away like... Like that kind of shit? I just got off breakup talk.
00:01:12
Speaker
Yeah, I just got I've been back in a relationship since August. I just got all break up talk damn It's a long it's a long time. It's watch some fucking fat chick fucking like read poetry on tiktok Well, what's your algorithm now? Now is really really bad fist fight Yeah, really bad fist fights were like when a person gets off the other person. They're like he did
00:01:37
Speaker
My algorithm. So much better. My Instagram algorithm right now is bulge and barbecue. It's insane. Yeah, you like bulges all there. I'm not even liking it. It's just like you're looking at it for more than like an hour. Like an hour one. It's like, shut up. Shut up. I'm not. Honestly, if I pulled it up right now, it's going to be like MMA bulge barbecue. I like to think that the Chinese guys in the lab right now, they're like, give a Jim with the bulge. And then Jim looks at it. And then they watch Jim kiss the phone from their point of view.
00:02:07
Speaker
It's literally dessert and muscly chicks. That is so funny. Muscle mommies and desserts. It's literally... It's like what you've been up to. Yeah, it's literally a hot guy with leg braces. Hell yeah. Wait, so hold on. What happens when TikTok
Potential TikTok Alternatives
00:02:23
Speaker
goes away? Vine coming back? No, I feel like people are just going to go back to whatever they were doing before, like Instagram or like... Wait, so people are going to make homemade bacon candles and not have anyone to share it with? Fuck.
00:02:36
Speaker
I think reels are, I feel like, efficient enough to do. Yeah, they'll make it more like, they'll make it more like, because now on Facebook you can repost a reel. Yeah, from TikTok to Instagram. Yeah, somebody reposted this.
00:02:47
Speaker
And I feel like they don't want China to have a data, but they want Mars. Facebook always sounds like this. Anything that happens on Facebook has this voice. Facebook. Yeah, Facebook's like an uncle. My dad's on Facebook, and his profile pics are haunting, dude. My dad takes a picture of himself, but he looks like he's surprising himself by taking a picture. He's like, wait, look at me.
00:03:08
Speaker
It's just mouth open. Nobody has a better Facebook than
TikTok Ban Process in Senate
00:03:11
Speaker
my dad. Wait, so hold on. So it passed, and what's next? What does it have to do? It goes to the Senate, and then the Senate's going to figure something out. What do you think they're going to do? Are the Democrats also going to TikTok? I think they're going to shut it down because there's a bunch of money. That's true. Oh, because we can't make money off TikTok like China is? Well, yeah. That's exactly what it is. They want Zuck to get all the money. I mean, there's a lot of Americans making money on it. Well, influencers. But I feel like they want the data to go to Zuck, like meta and all that shit instead of China.
00:03:38
Speaker
Oh yeah they want meta. Get it to meta. Give it to meta. Give it to meta. They need to hurry up with meta. I know F1 I was talking shit on meta but I'm ready for meta. You're just going to get in? I'm going to get in. Look he's in. Look how fuck he perked up. He perked up. I want his smart glasses.
00:03:56
Speaker
I knew you were a sleeper agent for that fucking meta, dude. No, ever since, like, you've been waiting for us to soften. When Google did, like, that smart glasses, I always wanted, like, a cool pair of glasses that I could just go on the computer with. You know what I mean? Uh-huh. And then you never have to deal with anything in real life ever again. Yeah,
Social Media Scrolling Habits
00:04:10
Speaker
like, fuck it. In the meta, you're a fucking king. Sorry, I'm watching Netflix right now. Sorry, I'm walking watching Netflix. I was like, so, I'm literally doing something else right now. Yeah. Shall we? I was driving, but I was also watching Genie in Georgia.
00:04:23
Speaker
I mean if my car can drive by itself and I can watch Netflix, why not? And at this point, yeah. Honestly, if people want to just kill themselves and let them fucking kill themselves at this point, I hope they do get rid of TikTok. Because I don't like the fact that I doom scroll on it. It's the one app that I doom scroll. But then it gets too much and I realize I'm doing it too much. And I'm like, I need to stop. I don't use TikTok for a couple of days and I'll hop back on. They get on there to be like, day three of breakup. And I'm like, why?
00:04:50
Speaker
Fine, I'll watch it. Fuck. God, that sunset's so good. Yeah.
00:04:55
Speaker
I feel ya. Doom scrolling is definitely like a bad habit of mine. Like right away as I wake up, I'm just like, boom, social media. I'm like, what's up? I know. I'm like, I'm like shitting and like my nuts haven't even peeled off my thigh yet on the toilet. I'm like, I'm already like four fucking videos and I'm like, hold on a second. Did you ever see the craziest picture of Mark with the mega stogie? That was it. That's the biggest cigar I've ever seen in my entire fucking life. You need to put that in the fucking next reel, dude.
00:05:22
Speaker
That's the biggest, that's a cock. That's literally, it's the funny, the shadow of it is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. It doesn't even look like that. It looks like someone else is holding theirs up. It's literally insane. It looks like he's smoking his last cigar before he sucks Saddam Hussein's dick. It was the craziest picture I've ever seen. That's hilarious. Smoking a tobacco. Oh my god. You need to send that to T just so you can throw that in the next real dude. Dude, that is- If we have his blessing, yeah, most definitely. Yeah, fuck his blessing. Put him all there, he's a king.
00:05:51
Speaker
Can't do it. He would be like, ooh, he'd be weird. He doesn't like that. He's a hero. All right, yeah, that's for our eyes. But my dad is the funniest Facebooker of all time. He's great. I think my dad's also top tier. See, but here's the thing. Mark's wholesome and he's just having a good time. My dad just looks like a fugitive. Yeah. My dad looks like a fucking murderous fugitive. He's on the lam. It's like my dad with bed head inside a dumpster. Literally. He wants to be captured like Sasquatch.
00:06:23
Speaker
It's so funny. He's a diva dude. We took this one picture at a they have the memorial on the way to the on the what's the regal Edgemont. Oh yeah, they have that memorial thing and his my own his grandpa his grandpa's on the board. We took this picture. We took this picture like four shit.
00:06:41
Speaker
We took like 40 in the end. He wanted to get it just right. That's like if damn straight was a picture. That's what I'm saying. Forget about it. That guy's never seen a gay guy ever. No, this dude? That dude's never seen a gay guy ever. No, only books. That's a top. Yeah, but that's a top for women. Yeah, it's a woman's top. It's a woman's top right there. Nice woman's top right there. So funny. You need to put that on there so the listeners know what we're looking at. My God, it's so funny. My dad's the funniest Facebooker of all time.
00:07:12
Speaker
My dad'll just share like a blurry, my dad'll share like a blurry fucking like, just like racist meme. He'll be like, yeah, you know, like, like he said something that one day he's like, you ever notice people at the water park? And I'm like, what the fuck are you about to say, dude? So I watched him typing it out. I'm like, please give me that phone. It's also blown up so it's one letter per screen. He's like, I can't even read how racist I'm being right now. It's fucking crazy. You have to stop them. They don't know how to not do it.
00:07:42
Speaker
now I mean they should there should be a Facebook for old people it is a couple kids of backpacks are walking up my driveway
00:07:55
Speaker
No, that's the Havertown community group. It is, dude. This is the most racist fucking community I've ever been a part of. Really, God? Yeah. Oh, my God. Remember during the fucking George Floyd riots, there was like two black kids walking over from school, though. Yeah. Got a little bit of black-tivity walking up here. Black-tivity? Little action. Little bit of black-tion going on. I think we got a little action going on. Yeah, a little bit of black-tion.
00:08:17
Speaker
Hey, you fucking open the Burger King here. We didn't fucking know your choice. Yeah, that's fun. That's like yeah, the people start pointing fingers People start yeah, well if you didn't go to the drive-thru every single day no people were fucking turning on each other like in that community group Yeah, people were like yep here. This is how it starts of a war
00:08:36
Speaker
Remember when that lady remember when that or remember when that lady was like She said something that was like herbs a guy that was like whoever who's in that fucking gray Honda or whatever Coming out of the YMCA. It was like I'm gonna fuck you up or something like that and like everyone commented It was me. How about you mean me? I'm behind young's produce. Yeah, I'm right by the forklift
00:09:03
Speaker
Come see me by the pears. We'll see. I'm right behind Fiji Nails. Yeah. So fucking funny, dude. I will say, I don't like the amount of smoke shops are getting built around here. There's a lot of them. I don't like them. I don't like them. Why are there ever... Like, what are they? That and the Mr. Storage need to get out of my town. Mr. Storage is the scariest place ever. I've never seen one person go in or out of that place yet. No, it's on their bodies. Yeah, it's like a mega building. The biggest building anyone's ever seen. It's also all built on nuclear ground.
00:09:31
Speaker
Really? It's all built on nuclear ground. Yeah, that's why we couldn't build anything there for a while. That's nuclear ground. They got approved in like 2012. What's that mean? There's nuclear chemicals on the ground right there. What's that do? You're telling me my storage stuff is getting fucked up? What's that doing to the tea cooler? It's going to cause the haver cost, dude. The haver cost? It's going to cause the haver cost. You'd be crazy.
00:09:54
Speaker
Wait, if that's where all the people's arms are falling off? I feel like storage units would be great to, like, I don't know, like, how do you kill yourself in a rape someone?
Paranormal Experiences and Skepticism
00:10:01
Speaker
TJ's like, it'd be a good place to rape someone, don't you think? You know what I mean? Crazy if Grand Theft Auto was like Havertown? It'd be so funny. It literally already is Havertown. It's like hilarious.
00:10:10
Speaker
I got, I went to Swiss Farms, I got a Red Bull and a pack of smokes from a dude literally had like a five foot tall mohawk. He literally called the mohawk on the doorway in and then back out. He was like. Oh, dude. I just found out last night my place is hauling it, dude. My apartment's haunted. Damn, how'd you know?
00:10:35
Speaker
So you invited it with those two black no no no I know I didn't invited BBG invited when she put two mirrors facing each other above my fucking bed is that what happened there's a body mirror at the foot of the bed by the vanity and then there's a head mirror above the above the bed and they're facing each other now and then last night I said something to her I was like yo knock that off I don't like that fucking Greek shit
00:10:56
Speaker
What's that? They say when you face mirrors together, it traps spirits and stuff like that. Get that out of here. They trap spirits because they're like, where am I at? But then meanwhile, my mom used to get her hair done all the time. And then the salons, the mirrors face each other. Remember the infinity effect? I'll never get my hair cut again. We had a crazy ass infinity effect in the bedroom. And then last night I woke up and I had this nightmare. I was in black and white and somebody was trying to get in my bedroom and then said they went into the bathroom and turned the light on and shut the door.
00:11:26
Speaker
I like went back to sleep then I woke up at 5 a.m. And our covers and our sheets were off us completely last night And they were crinkled at the foot of the bed Somebody I ghost iron my bed last night. I literally like BBG was like our place is haunted. I was like I can't afford it I can't afford to have a ghost. I literally can't afford to have a ghost that sounds expensive. It's so expensive It sounds expensive to have a ghost
00:11:50
Speaker
Yeah. Like I can't even have like a fucking Santeria priestess come in, dude. I got a hired Dominican lady who was an axe body spray. Fucking hit the corners.
00:11:58
Speaker
Actually, now that you think about it, I had a dream recently where I was at home and I was like, who are you? And they were like, who are you? And they walked away, yeah. I was like, who are you? And they walked away. And I was like, I was laying on the couch and I went, who are you? And they walked that way. And I was too scared to get up and I woke up. That's fucking horrifying. Yeah, that's terrifying because there's like a door right there. I woke up. I woke up. I had fallen asleep on my arms like this.
00:12:29
Speaker
And I was like, Oh, what's that? That's what that does. Yeah, that's coffin. That's a coffin sleep, dude. I, and it's even scary about this as a week ago, I talk in my sleep sometimes and BBG got a video of me telling her that the painted face ladies coming over. Yeah.
00:12:46
Speaker
and I've been teasing her about it. I don't even remember talking about it. Did she have that video? Yeah, she has a video. She was bugging out real bad. I completely forgot about it the last night. We had a fun on one home. And now I'm like, I don't want to fucking go home. There's a painted face lady. It's Sting. There's a painted face. Sting's going to my apartment, dude.
00:13:09
Speaker
Dude a sting came into my house. First of all, I'm whooping his fucking old ass dude. Yeah, right. It's stinky sucked. Anyway, it's 90s Oh what the fucking like the the chest bomb the corner fucking red sting give me service server sting. I'll run. Yeah
00:13:24
Speaker
But no, there's, I don't know, I literally, and it's funny because I'm at a point in my life now where I'm like, I wasn't even scared. I was like, great, something else I have to pay for. A ghost is horrifying. And I don't think... What do you mean by pay for? I just can't afford it. I can't. I'm already feeding two cats. I can't, like, what does a ghost eat? I gotta buy pretty litter for the fucking...
00:13:46
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know it freaked me out. It freaked me out, but it wasn't like a it wasn't like a demonic scary It felt like I just had this like a little chill someone was like so she took that mirror down. Oh Yeah, I screamed out of this morning We handled that I was like move the mirrors right now
00:14:05
Speaker
I literally went, I got up at like, I got up at 6 a.m. and it was dark out and I was like horrified but I had to take a shit. And I'm like, ugh, I'm like laying there like I'm so scared but at the same time I'm like, I was having those like, those kind of farts. Once they're sneaking past that boulder in my ass. Yeah dude, I was having dookie trailers and I fucking, I was so fucking scared in the bathroom this morning. I was like, of course mom pooping is when a ghost gets me.
00:14:32
Speaker
Of course. The ghost can't get you. The ghost finds out I wiped from the front, dude, and then the ghost tells everyone at school the next day. So I have to kill everyone at school. That's how the ghost does. That's what the ghost does. I don't even know how to handle this, because BBG's like, yeah, we could have something. I'm like, don't talk to whatever it is. Don't talk to it.
00:14:53
Speaker
You don't want to communicate? Yeah, I don't want to. That's how it gets inside. Like if you that's how yeah, I don't want like if it's if it's like a trap spirit, I'm like, listen, go back to Chai Chester. Yeah, it's Chester's. Yeah, dude, it's like I'm going to Chester spirits like I'm a fighter. We blew up six years ago. Chester spirits like I'm going to I'm going to get inside your kid.
00:15:13
Speaker
Yeah, no Chester. I'm gonna be possess your kid not really realistically if it's like a Marcus hoax beer dude trying to get my medicine cabinet Yeah, just try to take my pills. Yeah Fucking Advil fine. I'm gonna slam a couple cabinets around and never come back
00:15:28
Speaker
I'm outta here. Now I'm just horrified I'm gonna come and wake up in the middle of the night and like every door is gonna be open and like the cabinets will be open and that's when I shit down my leg and kill myself. Yeah. I'm not ready for that. I'm not ready for the paranormal. I'm not ready for that. I'm gonna kill myself. Maybe if I want somewhere to go like find one that'd be cool but not my own place dude. I don't want any. Yeah but what happens if the ghost is good though? Like it's like a cool ghost. I don't fucking want to go. What are you gonna watch me fuck my girlfriend all the time or something? How can I guarantee you're not watching me fuck my girlfriend or masturbate? You did. Definitely did. You had to have.
00:15:55
Speaker
You had to have. You had to have. I'm so scared though. As a 26 year old man, I'm like kind of spooked. You take my blanket off me. That is like... The blanket was off me, I swear to God. And it wasn't like I kicked it off on one side. Like sometimes I'll like wake up and like the bed, like the, the, the comforter would be like more on my side, like hanging off the bed. Like I was turning. This was like, it was like if somebody was like,
00:16:19
Speaker
We both woke up my naked legs were just like out in the bed I felt so bare and I was like How far away was the blanket from the bed? It was at the foot of the bed But it was like somebody pulled it off and like just kind of waited down there like it wasn't like it was kicked off and like on top of that Either one of us if someone kicked it off one of us would have pulled it up You know I mean like instinctually because I'll pull the covers on me and her like half asleep sometimes I
00:16:49
Speaker
I like the thing that goes there could be like chill, you know They're just here to like finish a mission that they want to like yeah, they haven't finished the mission is to scare me So man is the mission to freak me the fuck out in this place. I pay money to live in That's what I'm saying. I can't afford it. Like I can't like I can't be like well, baby. It's fine. We'll go get a house somewhere. I
00:17:10
Speaker
Like, no, we gotta stay and fight this thing. You have to fight it? I'm not fighting nothing. No, I won't fight nothing. I got bills, bitch. I'm actually just not gonna be on that type of time with this ghost. This ghost's gonna try and be like, oh, honey, I got bills. I got bills. Pay. Yeah. So, like, it's gonna be sick because I lose my keys all the time. Now I have something to blame. It's a fucking ghost. I was screaming at her. I said I was screaming at her. I was screaming at ghost. God damn it. God damn it. Those fucking ghosts were my fault, bitch.
00:17:38
Speaker
Have you ever had any experience with a paranormal teach? Paranormal? Not really. I don't think so at least.
00:17:44
Speaker
But I had a moment in my childhood when I was terrified of ghost stories. There was this one ghost story that I heard of this person going to the bathroom, and they were wiping, and they would feel a breeze from the AC, but they would look up, and it was a person looking at him. It was just blowing, and I was like, oh, that's so scary. Oh my God, there's certain bathrooms in Kensington you can buy from. It's that same experience. He's just watching you in the bathroom.
00:18:13
Speaker
Meanwhile, TJ just heard a story about the 69th Street fucking bathroom. Yeah. That's where I like to go. That shit's so fucking scary. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that's what I'm dealing with right now, is a fucking... A ghoul? Is the other side. I got a ghoul on my hands. Yeah, I got a creepy ghoul on my hands. You got a fucking bastard fucking... Yeah. Did you say... You said, like, if you face two mirrors, it traps your soul or something? They say it creates a vortex, and that goes all the way back to the Bible. Really? Bible says it.
00:18:42
Speaker
So yeah, I wonder if like if you get a haircut, right? And then you have the mirrors facing you You know how like they show you like the backside if you like the like when you're gonna get a fitted for a duck Yeah, like they show you yeah kind of yeah, they show you the backside. Yeah back of your head Yeah, you think your your soul is trapped before you get a haircut. I think I think it's more so like I like when I what I read on Obviously what I read on reddit was probably for some fucking nasally fat chick was probably like this is actually what that means but
00:19:10
Speaker
Apparently it creates like a vortex where like people, like if people have like mirrors facing each other, it could happen. But like it's not guaranteed. Like I said, there's like salons that are mirror, like my brother's barbershops, like mirror to mirror to mirror. Like you could look at yourself and it's that infinity effect.
00:19:27
Speaker
What happens if you go in a house, like a funhouse? A house full of mirrors? Like a funhouse, yeah. Those are haunted. Those are haunted? Absolutely haunted. There's just so many people that are so much funnel cake, you can't really tell. Their children get lost in there and die. You're so pack full of fucking funnel cake and fucking... It's a fun time, yeah. I'm candy, you don't care. Yeah, that's true. This is my house, DJ. I live here. I live here, god damn it.
00:20:02
Speaker
I might as well, because I feel like my body image, like, I'll catch myself walking past like a Honda Accord. And I'll catch that reflection. I'm like, Jesus fucking Christ. I'm building a chess piece. Yo, Tiege. Yo. Can you turn the volume all the way down on the TV? Yeah, I got you. What, you got Kensington playing in the back room? And I'll put the Kensington live cam on. It's nice out. Yeah, I want to see what's going on. The junkies, they're fucking, they're not shivering tonight. Oh, my bad. Do you think they're just as excited as we are?
00:20:14
Speaker
I do kind of want like one of those wacky mirrors just to like wake up every morning and be like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:20:32
Speaker
of what? Good weather? They're good weather? Yeah. Probably. Yeah. I mean, they're still human. I imagine sucking dick for drugs is probably a lot easier when it's warm. They don't have to... But you know that coochie's getting funkier by the minute, though. How hot it's getting outside.
00:20:52
Speaker
All right. Do I sound nasally? I feel like I... Yeah. Am I? All right, I apologize. You sound like a YouTuber that knows a lot about Rugrats conspiracies.
Kensington Streets Live Commentary
00:21:02
Speaker
It is nice out. It is nice out. We're having a good time. For the listeners, we're watching live stream Kensington. It's the first 75 degree night and we just want to see what kind of actions taking place.
00:21:12
Speaker
They're having a blast. It's out. It's out in about hours. They're all out right now. Dude's riding a beat cruiser. Look at that dude's in the... Look at the beat cruiser. That's so fucking sick. It is. He's just chilling. I want to see if somebody tries to buy it off him for a bag. Yeah. Look at that chick in the fucking Britney Spears wig. Yeah, she's showing it. Yeah, dude. See, this is better than the Oscars. It's way better than the Oscars. It's like, what are you wearing? It's like everything's from Rainbow.
00:21:40
Speaker
Down there is just like... A rainbow dumpster? If I was a junkie, I would just make myself a nice couch out of chip bags and just watch. What is she doing, dude? She looks itchy. Yeah, she's itching for something. She's running into that snow bunny. Yeah, there we go. Yeah, the snow bunny's like... Yeah, dude. Will somebody hit me with something? Me and Isaac drove through K&A to go to a show and we watched the fucking chick suck a pimp's dick behind a FedEx box. And then as soon as he came in her mouth, he fucking shoved her and she back tumbled out into the street and he walked away.
00:22:10
Speaker
It's the fucking sickest shit I've ever seen. Fucking awesome. So fucking romantic. Get off of me, whore. Whoa, look at this shit. They're crashing into each other. Yeah, dude. I literally... He's riding a bike on heroin. I want to say that guy took that bike in Seattle, rode it all the way back. He rode it back. Yeah. She's like, can I please sit on the handlebars? Yeah. He's like, nah, your coochie stink. Ew. Your coochie going to rust my bars. Yeah. Oh, my God. Just take the wig off of you for one.
00:22:40
Speaker
With that bought full head of blonde hair. It's like my mop dude. It does She was like gold dust like she's trying to be like it just kind of looks like store. I imagine we looked over like oh my god. That's my kid Those look at those cops on the other side of the street that are just cracking up the cops don't give a fuck
00:23:01
Speaker
Those cops bring their stories back. How are we doing? They bring their stories back to Thanksgiving dinner once a year and they fucking scare everybody with them. Yeah. Oh yeah. They come back to the suburbs and keep it. Oh, there's another biker coming. Oh, they're joining up. Yeah. They're joining forces. You got pegs. Oh, he's, oh, he's dapping up somebody. We should really go down there with a paintball gun. We should. We should get under the paintball gun.
00:23:29
Speaker
Payball gun we should go down there with her we should go down there without me. I would do that We should go down there with a bag down there. I want to slay I want to let TJ loose on a bunch of people with her TJ Would you want to would you want to fucking go down there and do it on the street with the Kensington junkies for this podcast? How fucking sick would that be? I was like handouts and which isn't like we'll straight up like wrap you up and bubble wrap so they won't stab you
00:23:52
Speaker
You want to go down there wrapped in bubble wrap and do interviews? Why are you here? Why are you here? What what happened? Don't and don't lie in which just go to which uncle was it?
00:24:05
Speaker
My dad. It was uncle dad. It was uncle dad. Dude, this is a sick idea. Just go down there. We should go down there and do an all in the street with junkies. TJ's live from zombie land. Hi guys, I'm TJ Lee and I'm going to hand out hoagies to people who tell me why they're high on heroin. That would be so fucking funny.
00:24:24
Speaker
If people listen to this, if you guys give us any money, we'll go down there. We will try heroin on this podcast. They're not even on heroin down there anymore. They're on tranquilizer. How much money would it take for you to go try to buy it? To go buy heroin for the podcast just to buy it? See that woman with the blonde hair?
00:24:46
Speaker
I'll tell you what, I'm not buying nothing. I'm literally fucking, I'm zombie punching one of these people and taking a fucking bag. That lady just picked up a bag, that's what I was talking about. Yeah, it's literally batteries and chicken bones and she literally picked it up. She said, I'm gonna go build a house out of this.
00:25:17
Speaker
Yeah, that chick is dropping everything. We should get the we should know my dad's been working down there cuz he's fucking training someone and Two dudes shot up right in front of his truck today, and he took a video and show it sent at the lower line Yeah, this is why you don't ever drink a beer once not even once yeah
00:25:19
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the next one.
00:25:39
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Look at that guy. That guy's frozen in time. Look, he's like, I'm about to make like a column and stand still. I mean, it's got to be nice to be a junkie though, because you have nothing else to worry about except for heroin. Yeah. That's true. Like, that's all you got to worry about. That's true. And if your shoes are fly, forget it. Yeah. You're running the street. Where's this live cam coming from? Dude, honestly, some of these guys have pretty nice trips. Stuck it to the bridge. These are some dripped out homeless people. Yeah, they're not that deep in the tranq yet.
00:26:04
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Just starting. Oh, no, there's functional heroin users down there to TJ. They just have to come here. Oh They're panning they're about to start panning Yeah, it's about to be action Jackson down there, dude. Oh, I don't think that graffiti art. Yeah That's storefront that blew that bow legged one. It's a cop and he doesn't even care Showed him come down cop doesn't even care
00:26:31
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Damn look at this little alleyway. Oh my god
00:26:36
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Oh, my god. Oh, he bought a wheelie. He had a wheelie. He had a damn wheelie. He's doing a wheelie, dude. This is the funniest thing ever. This is my favorite thing ever. Fuck any video game. I want to take ass and just give me a remote with no batteries. I'll fucking play this game all night. I'll play against the live games. Just give you control to CCTV. Give me mushrooms. I literally will play this video game with no batteries in the controller of all time. And it's like, why does this even exist? It has to. Yeah.
00:27:05
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It has to exist somewhere, and we're glad that it's down there. Yeah. Look at that attitude on that one. I love this Faith Hope charity. Yeah, Faith Hope charity, my ass. Look, there's someone on the steps. The fucking steps. Look, oh, come on, show me the steps. The heroin rocky steps. Come on, the steps, yeah. Yeah, there we go. There we go. Look at that, everyone on the railing. Yeah. Ass out. Dude, it's known fact, if you take Fentanyl, your fucking asshole comes out.
00:27:34
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I hate when they do this one. Oh, there's one there. Oh, he's doing something. Oh, he's shitting. No, he's petting his doggy. No, he's petting his dog because he can afford the bar. Jack's famous bar. Do you think there's people in that bar? Probably. There's a crown chicken right there. I want to check out that crown chicken. Yeah, yeah, we should. It's probably like the best chicken. Hi, I'm TJ Lee. I've been reporting from the worst crown chicken of all time.
00:27:56
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Oh yeah, somebody borrowed mom's car. So what's the best item on this menu here? Oh my god, lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
00:28:27
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Now we're talking. Oh my god, there we go, we got action. It's a fucking Wednesday night, jumping down there. The steps are where it's at. The steps are where everyone's goes to sleep. Yeah, they're taking a little nice nap. Please punch that guy off his bike. It's a stepper P they gotta know. Please punch that guy off his bike.
00:28:44
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I'm gonna need that bike for real, for real. I'm gonna need that bike to go get tranquilizer. I'm gonna need that bike. I need that bike, so I gotta go ride to go get tranquilizer. Oh, look at this, he's following him. Oh, looks like they're just students. Students of what? Crack? Of the streets. Crack, crack you. Look at that one, look at that one. He's going to tranq you. Where's he going? Here, go down, go down. Yeah, he's following him. They're active on the camera tonight.
00:29:14
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It's like they catch a fucking nice you guys want me to drive down there one night and take a picture Oh, yeah multiple people done it. Let's do it We should see yourselves on the live footage we should try to take a screenshot hit the steps Yeah, let me know it's nice photo. Well. What if we yeah? What are they pull up on her? This is like left 4 dead 7
00:29:38
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Dude, the Zooms are kind of crazy. How many waves of junkies do you think you could take to the Billy Club? Wait, are they on heroin or... No, you should be able to pick my weapon. On or off drugs? If you want bike chain, it's got to be something like... It's got to be something school yard. You got to go full school yard for that.
00:29:53
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Yeah, I don't think the listeners like what we're watching right now cuz they can't see it I think it's uh, we're just watching the live footage you could go honestly any day of the live footage You might see the same person we're talking about something because we're watching right now on March 13th 2024 at 10 8 p.m. Eastern time
00:30:12
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It's about to go down at the Kensington live cam. This guy pulled up in a motorcycle on the sidewalk. Yeah, dude, that's a nice bike. Look at that white fog from like 1992 walking over. I know. They have like old fogs down there. Dude, Kensington and Allegheny is where literally old movie tropes go to die, like literally side characters in movies. Just look at that. Look at that hood. These are just like forgotten extras. Yeah, these are just extras, dude.
00:30:37
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I got everybody at work watching those now on the lunch break whenever we order food. We're all sitting there eating wings just watching this shit. My boss is watching the team. My boss is like busy down there today. I want to see like someone get head, you know what I mean? Or somebody get their head cut off. I want both of those things to happen. At the same time, manta style.
00:31:00
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It's crazy because fucking K and A's corner like you could tell at one point he was like beautiful like that. That's the station leader. Yeah. No, they're not saying that. All right girl girl. See you later. All right girl. Look at that tent across the street. They went full tent across the street. Oh dude. It gets crazier. There's already a there's a there's gonna be a bum fire in like an hour. Yeah. When it's getting colder and the colder hours dropped to like 51 it's gonna come down real hard.
00:31:31
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Yo fucking storm is like she's like magnetic dude. She's going to be there. Oh, there we go on the left coming in. Jim's literally down there right now. It's literally like a, like a Starbucks. How do these people get money prostitution? Yeah. And probably I'm like side hustles. They like,
00:32:00
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go beat this guy up for money. I don't think they're strong enough to beat someone up though. Potting stuff too. They steal. All three of us could get out of the car and beat the shit out of everyone on that corner. That's just because we can see where we're going. These people are on heroin.
00:32:17
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Do you think they fight better on or off heroin? That's what I'm saying, I don't know. We could throw punches that fast. Yeah, but a junkie rage? They're throwing punches like being dipped in molasses, dude. Yeah, but what if he goes through like a junkie rage? I'll shoot him in his fucking mouth. Yeah, yeah. I'll Jeff Jared him with a fucking guitar. You don't want to scratch from one of them, dude.
00:32:42
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get infected you turn what is she doing she can't stop looking down at her shoes they look anywhere but a job they look anywhere but indeed she's throwing shit in the street they just throw traffic they've got the amount of garbage is hilarious
00:32:58
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It is so funny. In the Philly area, in the city in general, there's too much trash. I hate it. I just really wish they would implement more trash cans. Implement more prisoners. No, it's just like when you get more trash cans, it means more houses for these junkies, dude. Junkies park cars in trash cans. Yeah, it was crazy.
00:33:19
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They should, like, there is also legal injection sites down there, right? That is the worst thing ever. It's like... Well, they don't want people to give each other AIDS, right? Yeah, they're like, yeah, they're gonna shoot up. Like, at least don't let them get sick.
Signs of Spring in Kensington
00:33:30
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Yeah, don't let them give each other AIDS. Then they'll give it to the norm. I love ads. Damn, they have put ads on me. This entire thing was brought to you by Scott. Buy it at your local color store. Yeah, see, look, I can tell what the junkies are feeling this springtime. I'm seeing car insurance down there.
00:33:50
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Junkies would never wear anything other than cargo shorts because there's so much money for drugs and crumbs. A lot of pockets, a lot of pockets to hold stuff. Everyone down there just chewing on their tongue. Everybody down there is thirsty right now. It's making me thirsty. I'm so thirsty. These junkies are making it way harder to not be thirsty. These junkies are making me thirsty. It's like a snack.
00:34:23
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That guy just like flicked the cigarette out of his body or something. Hell yeah. Kenzie done live cam so good. It was pretty entertaining. It's so many characters. Look at that, like a bike gang just drove by. How was work today? It was all right. I didn't want to fuck it all. I didn't want any of it. On this episode, I'm shipping and receiving. I'm like, it was so busy. I don't want dog about it. Yeah, yeah. I don't want friggin' dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold up, boy. Nah, nah, we can do the episode. We can do the whole episode.
00:34:53
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Yo! Yeah, and then I said to him, you ate all the oatmeal cream pies. And you drank all the Mountain Dew. Oh my god. That's the kind of shit my boss keeps on dropping garbage in that break room. Yeah. Eat this, you fucking scumbags. You're like, OK. Eat this, you dirty dorks. You're on your knees doing it. Thank you. I'm like, thank you so much. Oh my god. I'm so grateful. Yo, how was that mug, dude?
00:35:22
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That mug, I still have it. You had a fucking mug today, brother. Dude, I made sure I got the two liters instead of the 20 ounce bottle because I wanted a supply in my fridge. Yeah, you know that boy drinks the fucking mug. Feels good. I kind of wanted to try a blind taste test of all root beers though.
Root Beer and International Sodas
00:35:40
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See if there's an actual difference. There is. I can identify each one too. Really? You probably could. What are the major root beers? Like A&W, Mug, Stewards. Is that Stewards? The gray colored one? No, there is Stewards, but there's also, what's it called? Brock's? Yeah. That's the four pillars. I'm not a Brax guy at all. I don't know how to say that, because I don't want it. They're like, I think it's spelled the
00:36:08
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I always thought that was like actual beer, so I just never touched it. I don't touch the stuff. I don't touch the stuff. I like birch beer. I like birch beer, too. That red. Yeah. Daddy likes that dark red. Whoops. Sorry. Are you a ginger ale guy? I love ginger ale. Canada Dry, though. Ginger ale. No sweats. Not a Schweppes boy. Ginger ale. I fuck girls. What'd you say? He's not a Schweppes guy.
00:36:36
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Yeah, no. Shraps is for fucking, yeah. Shraps is like... Ladies' night. And then after Shraps is definitely Shasta, dude. They get in the hospital, they hit you with a fucking four ounce shrapnel. How do you feel about fucking...
00:36:48
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Why are you saying like, how do we fucking, how do you feel about him? Fresca. Fresca's good. I would never buy it ever. If someone gifted it to you, how would you feel? I'd go, thanks. Thanks. Are you hitting those up? Are you going to hit them up? You can buy me a car, but thanks.
00:37:07
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Yeah, I don't know who's like it's like we got a surprise for you John when I was a baby they just put coke in a baba with ice cubes, and I was literally like just Started my past of diabetes. That's awesome. Who's like go-to sodas of fresco though? I feel like that's like very like fucking euros me European people. I want to try iron brew iron brew What is coconut delicious enough for you?
00:37:33
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I was talking to Jim earlier today about, like, I feel like peach. There's no peach sodas. Are you not a fan of peach? I'm not a peach guy at all, man. Really? Damn. When it comes down to, like, my flavors like that, I like, like, orange soda's gross. I like orange soda, though. It's kind of gross.
00:37:51
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Okay. I like Coke, I like Cola. Okay. I like Cola, and I like lemon-lime soda. Lemon-lime is good. It's interesting. Iron brew. What is that? Scottish carbonated soft drink. Scottish. It's a soft drink. Scottish soda. I want to order some. Apparently, like, orange soda is in, like, other countries. It's, like, made out of, like, actual orange juice. Yeah, here we got, like, orange nine. Yeah. Coca-Cola is killing Mexicans.
00:38:20
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I thought they used real sugar. They use real cane sugar and there's a town in Mexico that everyone worships Coke. And they're dying? They're all dying of diabetes and congestive heart failure and they're like using it in church.
00:38:35
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The guy was like, you know what I'm saying? This is loaded with sugar. No, this is charged. Go get the charge. This is the blood of Christ. I'm bothered.
00:38:54
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Yeah, it's father John Patrick. You're down there for me now. Yeah, I've been down there the whole time I could drink I like if I didn't drink soda at all I'd probably be like I'd look like fucking Robert Pattinson But I just choose not to be like sodas drinking drinking bodies
00:39:14
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All right, it's gotta be bitch fucking testically cold yeah, bitch It has to be like on the fucking verge of being a slurpee. What about oh, yeah, that's the best I'm not into that at all. I like slurpee play. I like slurpee play I like a red boy from wah wah, baby. It's not a slurpee there. It's an icy I like a fucking I like a shout out that fucking retarded polar bear
00:39:41
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Big fucking fan of that guy. The perfect hit of the stuff is a big thing of ice and a fucking cold soda. I don't like the fountain soda anymore, because it all tastes like fucking root beer. The fountain soda's gross, because there's like 30 different sodas. I'm like, how many sodas you got in that fucking thing? Yeah, how many fucking sodas you got in that thing, bro? You got to rinse first. Hold on, I was going to have to rinse nothing. Give me a fucking Coke. I want a fucking Coke.
00:40:07
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Oh, have you ever seen those, like, old-school cokes where they make it, like, fresh? In New York where they pump it, the guy pumps the four pumps in and mixes the carbonated water and puts the ice cream on top. I want to go there, yeah. You guys, here you go. I'm a pompous fucking old Jew. How you doing? That'll be $40. That'll be $40.
00:40:24
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They make it they do four pumps of coke syrup and then they they fill with carbonated water. They put ice cream on top Hell yeah South they put peanuts on top give me in a glass bottle. They drop the salted. I did that one time. I did that one time
00:40:40
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That's how you get them flat pancake arms. That's how you get them flat flounder arms. That's how you get catfish. That's how you get catfish face. I got catfish face. I drink too much fucking coke and peanuts.
00:41:00
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What does the peanuts do to the coke? It's a yummy treat. It's like you take a sip of the coke and you get the salty coke. We should do that. We should all the construction guys used to do it. They'd be up on a gird or they'd put the fucking peanuts in the coke so they could multitask. And then they would get them and drink at the same time. And that's all they eat. And when they get home that's why they would level their wife with the right milk.
00:41:23
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Yeah, yeah. I ain't holding my fucking peanuts and coke! I could have had it at the same time. Yeah, you should have had it. I don't have enough time to have it separately. You would love it, dude. You would love it, though. The fucking Asians love spicy sweet. That's true. They do. I was talking to Jim earlier. Like, every recipe that we see online of, like, Asian dude cooking, it's, like, always, like, a little bit of sugar or something. Yeah. I've been dipping my fucking chicken McNuggets in my lunch break into that fucking communism sauce with the McDonald's. Yeah, Big Macs. Yeah, I dip my Big Macs in communism sauce, dude. That fucking Maljuice.
00:41:53
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Now juice now juice mouset dong It's fucking it's all right. Yeah, it's not my we should do the peanuts the coke I almost want to pause this cast and go get peanuts and coke dude, and we should do that I feel like it all hit peanuts and coke. I should be like I see what it's like glass bottle coke though If I want to do it. Yeah, I do it. Where are you? Oh, let's put our my fat brains together Fat brains together where where at this hour? Oh?
00:42:17
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What if someone knocked back? What's gonna be really funny is we all get it and Jim's so thirsty wants to enjoy the cookies like I'll try it next time But I'll get the stuff for it. I just have peanuts next to it. I'll just I'm like no you have to do it with the peanuts in it What's the ratio though of like peanuts to coke money peanuts you can fit in that bottle until it overflows Take a sip and you fucking dip drop your peanuts and what happens if I just put coke in my bag of peanuts
00:42:45
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That's not how it works. What if you just put his peanuts on a plate? That's not how it works. He's just gonna take a fucking dixie plate and he dumps the peanuts out and dumps the coke on the peanuts. What are you doing? He gets a wok.
00:43:01
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I love, love, love. Know what I don't like? What? I don't like a root beer float. Really? I don't like a Coke float. No, I like fucking sodies. I don't like fucking sodies. I kinda agree with you. I'm your sodie, I want that little bite on it. Cause the ice cream is a little weird. I'm not a good soda pop.
00:43:20
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If we keep drinking sodas we're gonna be like there's two girls and fucking thousand-pound sisters. No, we're not we're too cute What do you drink every day she goes Their dad beat their eyes lady lazy before they started eating the one chick I always say you can listen you can lose 600 pounds sweetheart you have double lazy eye
00:43:40
Speaker
Get that fixed.
Reality TV and Parenting Fears
00:43:42
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She's gonna have monster tits, but if you're cute, you can get away with it. Monster tits are just monster eyes. She looks like the thing from I Real Monsters. And their arguments are so funny. They're like, she wouldn't come out with me to get spooky. Spooky? Is it like a dog? No, no. To go out and celebrate Halloween. She's like, she don't want to get on her feet and walk around because she don't want to get spooky.
00:44:07
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That's a great way to say that you want to like go ask you something on Halloween. I love getting spooky, dude. That's literally what she looks like. Crumb. You do like a funny looking character. That's such a good show. You do like getting spooky, I realize. I like to get spooky. You want to go into like, but wait, why would you be scared of like, paranormal activity at your house though? I feel like that's where I don't, I don't fucking want to investigate where I live. Oh, you want to keep work separate from your house? Yeah, I don't want to show where I eat, dude.
00:44:32
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I feel you. The ghost saw the Michael Myers sticker on the car and was like, well, I'll check it out. I'm like, there's either a fucking, yeah. He's like, there has to be two fucking thick lesbian gods in there. I mean, what happens if the person that's like haunted you is like tried to.
00:44:50
Speaker
What? Help you? Take my money? Or maybe he's going to help you make money. Because I'm 26, everything costs money now. Yeah, what happens if you can make your house like in a haunted attraction? Like have people like... Step? Yeah, real haunted attraction is the fucking 13 people living across me in a one bedroom. That's the real haunted house.
00:45:09
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13 people every day to come up the steps was like crab legs and shea butter every night. It's a fucking flop hat It's literally crab legs and cocoa butter every night. It's actually a delicious combo if you're not complaining one bit now now I just push I was invited I want to cut it. I want to cut a fucking hustle flow record in there. Oh
00:45:30
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They have like 12 box fans in there. You can hear them all in harmony. They're like, speaking of TJ, TJ knocked the dust off my box fan today. That's why you're dying. Yeah. I think ran for like four years uninterrupted. I was like, oh, he had a mountain man beard. He had a gray beard. I think was like unplugged me if you wish unplugged, unhand me. It went on. TJ unplugged it and it was like,
00:46:02
Speaker
It turned this mess dude we had a fucking we had a box fan that ran probably for eight years And that thing was literally a fucking it was literally like it was it had a flannel and drank an IPA That's how hairy it was That's how hairy it was your fucking box panel turned into a hipster if he was like I got bits of that rabbit hair I got bits of fucking your hair your box fan has like lung cancer my box fan had fucking COPD So it's coughing yeah
00:46:29
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I used to think like I remember them like they're like don't turn it off because when it starts up again it's gonna agitate I'm like just clean the fan. Oh my god. Clean the fan. Clean the fan. That's what we did. We really used to try to. How did you clean it? Did you fucking hit it with a couple baseball pads?
00:46:49
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He got in here with a broom. Yeah, not DJ. He's just producing this cast and also handling your cat hair crisis It was after I saw how much cat hair he found I was like, I was like, let me go through that before you get rid of it. What did you try to protect? No, I started doing hum
00:47:15
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I started like doing like hoarder stuff as soon as he's like, I was like, well, hold on. You're moving shit. Yeah. Hold on. You're moving stuff. I want to see a lot of stuff around. Yeah. Jim has a, I got a box for that. It's just old cat hair. Cat hair. Yeah. Because hoarders try to protect shit. Yeah. It's like, I just bought those napkins and the napkin has like fucking a bloody fetus on it. They're like, I just bought, I just take the ones out from under it.
00:47:40
Speaker
Yeah, TJ's like, what do you, he's like, keep or go? It's literally like, it's literally like a dead cat. It's my phone. Yeah. You're the kind of dude that's had every phone he's ever used. I still do. You have like 12 iPhones in here. I have memories.
00:47:56
Speaker
Yeah, that's true. I do have to. I have nothing of my childhood and now I'm being chastised for keeping my stuff. Put it on the fucking iCloud. No. Why? So fucking the Chinese can have it. Yeah. The Chinese are like God forbid. God forbid. I went to the beach. God forbid. You know, you know, heaven, heaven, you know, God forbid one day I end up on Netflix.
00:48:18
Speaker
China gets a hold of my iCloud. I'm done. Oh man. I got nothing on there. All the leaner. That's what I'm saying. I don't want any of that. Yeah. China knows you're getting a dirty hard drive. My phone is nasty. It's so annoying. Yeah. It's annoying.
Privacy Concerns in the Cloud
00:48:38
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I will say like going back to the chat, they got Jennifer Lawrence. Like, you know, she's good. We'll pay his words.
00:48:44
Speaker
Dude, I was scared for a little bit because of my iCloud. I thought I had a smart woman. I thought I had a conjoined iCloud with my aunt in high school. And I was like taking screenshots. It was like, I remember looking up like girls getting fucked. And it was just like girls getting fucked. I remember I, uh,
00:49:05
Speaker
You were you were holding someone's phone and they're real nervous. Yeah. Oh, that's me. Well, don't scroll. That's me. I'm their hand hovers ever. I'm just like, your hand hovers over your hand. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. My cousin's like, I'll be like at that point. It's fine. It's like, I don't hold the phone. I'm not going to go. I don't share the Hitler Hitler. It's all a Nazi shit. What do you hide? Nazi shit. Yeah. I'm gonna start saying that we hide Nazi shit. When you hold a phone, like, like, like this, like hold your phone.
00:49:36
Speaker
That's kind of crazy. There's like, there's like new etiquette now because of like technology. You have to like how you like scroll on other people's phones and shit. You showing up like you're putting the phone on your chest. You saw it, you saw enough of it. Yeah, we're fucking, we're doomed as a society. We're fucking doomed.
00:50:01
Speaker
WrestleMania is common. I'm so excited. There's so much going on. There's suplex going on. Suplex is 100% going to like the day. Oh my God. The heaven wrestling fans smell the worst. Wrestling fans smell the
Wrestling Community and Godparenting Humor
00:50:23
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war. I think they're worse than you.
00:50:25
Speaker
Yu-Gi-Oh is a different level. I think it's cheese. I think with wrestling fans. It's like farts It's like farts Farts and white crusties in the corners of your mouth It's like shut your mouth close your mouth. They're the only group people I wish still wore a mask
00:50:46
Speaker
Cause it literally sounds like they just, they smell like they just ate a wheel of cheese before they came out. But Suplex is doing like a block party thing and I'm glad it's outside. That's the only way you can have it. If you stink outside, you stink forever. Stink it outside. Her mistake, dude. If you stink outside, it's fucking done. That's my biggest fear. I feel like I have a phobia of that being stinky. Yeah. I think honestly,
00:51:16
Speaker
I shower more because I like wrestling. If I watch a lot of wrestling, I have to go shower. You want to represent well for the community? Yeah, we're getting a bad name because me and Jim went to Raw and it was literally me and him and then 10,000 retards. Hell yeah. I was like, holy shit. There was a lot of down syndrome going on. 10,000 retards, one can of X. Yeah.
00:51:42
Speaker
Dude the show we were at there was barely any little kids. Yeah, it was not for children
00:51:50
Speaker
Even for kids when we were kids a lot of kids watched it and now I think it's a lot of adults Is it like is there like a how do you like gauge like like if that if the matches are made for kids or not? Like is there like a rating because you know how like sometimes I'll be a WTV 14 Which means you got okay, you got to be 14, dude If you're Isaac Ryan you do yeah, really Isaac Ryan's parents fuck if your fucking name dropped our friend you do shout out Isaac level
00:52:18
Speaker
I'll be a guest on this fucking Pizzadcast soon. Great guitarist. He can defend himself like a fucking man. Yeah, he in that ear. He can defend himself.
00:52:28
Speaker
I feel like that's so strange cuz like I feel not allowed to watch none of that Yeah, just let my kids like watch like what they enjoy Yeah, my kids are not gonna be allowed to watch a fucking thing at all and they won't have a smartphone until they're working like 15 That's a little different. I would like managing screen time I feel like it has to be like a new priority for you have to be so strict now There's a way to be strict and not be a helicopter parents. Yeah, you have to find the right balance It's like what the fuck am I even talking about?
00:52:52
Speaker
We don't have kids. I literally never even thought about having. We're gonna be oaks, though. We're gonna be oaks at no time. We're gonna be oaks, dude. Yeah. Yeah, how are we gonna adjust to that? What are we doing? What are we doing? We're playing hot potato. We're just gonna fucking... Are we all taking a fucking, like, insane pic? Over with the baby? Yeah, like... Yeah. The baby doing bad stuff.
00:53:13
Speaker
I wonder who's going to get Godfather privileges. Probably you. That'd be insane. She was like, I got no car, but I'll be your Godfather. She's like, yo. I have no car. I can't pick you up if you need me, but I'll be your Godfather, yeah. Multiple Godfathers? I'll have one of my friends come grab you.
00:53:31
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Feel like godfather is like like more of a you thing. It's more. No godfather is like in Catholicism It's to make sure if you die your pain your godparent makes you go through of all of the Of yeah, but to godfather to him is more like who's gonna like who's gonna show my kid at a lady to hoagie Yeah with him, it's gonna be like yeah, who's yeah exactly that you have a charger in here I think where's the charger charges over
00:53:58
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Doesn't I think I feel like Jake gives like big a godfather energy he gives godfather energy. Yeah He does I would make Jake. I would make Jake a godfather. Yes for sure give him a ring for sure It's far though it's far though my friends about the die come I have to sign I have to send cash to BBG
00:54:25
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We don't really have do we have to hit the hour mark every time and I feel like roughly close to ours always like good enough Sometimes we go over did we do it enough? Yeah, I feel like we average out enough an hour. It's a good cast talked about a candy Talked about cleaning Yeah, go back to KNA I mean Now we got this guy with a huge trash bag
00:54:52
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This guy with the cigarette dangling from his mouth. All right, dogs. All right, dogs, we're going to cult this. We're going to watch. We're going to jerk off to K&A. Yeah, we're going to watch for K&A footage. Please join us. We're going to look up how to get heroin. Please join us. Next time on K&A. We'll keep you updated on our addiction. Join us on PN.