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420 Blaze It and Praise It
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It's the greatest holiday of the year!!!!!! Happy Weed Day to you all! Remember to be safe, be stoned, and be considerate of those who have sacrificed for us to be able to enjoy this special day! And don't forget to check out Last Prisoner Project!
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Introduction to Awake and Bake podcast
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Welcome to Awake and Bake, an educational, high vibrational, mystical, spiritual, I'm sorry, podcast from two girls, one joint, and a journey to awaken what's inside all of us.
Exploring Khalifa Kush's effects
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In the words of the wise Wiz Khalifa, let's roll something and get the day started. Hey bitches. Oh my God, we're back. Happy for 20. We're back. Happy for 20. Happy for 20.
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Of course for making our comeback on 420. Obviously, very on brand for us. You guys, as I just said, in the words of the wise was Khalifa, guess how I'm celebrating 420? I bought some Khalifa kush. How is it?
00:00:32
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It is strong. It is strong. That's all I can. I don't even know. I think I got mint Kush or whatever. I can't tell because the way he like markets it is a little confusing. Like, I'm not going to lie. Like, I don't even know what strain I fucking have of his on brand. Very, very on brand for him. But so I you guys know I'm a team queen, right? That's simply due to tolerance. That's not due to like, I'm passionate about a gravity bong. I'm just passionate about getting high.
00:01:01
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But because I moved here and like in the beginning, when I live somewhere, I try to follow the directions. And so you never know like what the smoking situation is like, which I learned really quick with the smoking situation is not like I will tell you that at the end of the episode. That being said, I was like, OK, you guys, I'm going to get some Khalifa Kush. I'm going to try it. But all I have is this bowl.
00:01:22
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a small ass little pipe, basically. That's not going to do shit for me. So I fucking thought whores. I smoked a big bowl of Khalifa Kush. And you know, when you're in the moment smoking, sometimes you have to walk away to realize how high you are. Sometimes when you're still smoking, you're like, I'm not even high. Then you're done smoking. You're like, no, wait a minute.
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I recorded a YouTube video after it. That was so hard to record. That was hard to edit. That was hard to do, bitch, okay? My brain was like... It was the kind of weed where you want to zone out and watch something, not the kind where you need to be very hands-on talkative.
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Was that the tittieshake video? Yeah, that was the tittieshake video. You were very high in that one. I loved it. That was a good one. I was fried in that one. So go watch that video, you guys.
Cannabis history and racial disparities
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And yeah, let's talk about 420. If you remember last year's episode, we talked a lot about the racial disparities between white and black people specifically in our country in terms of cannabis use and in terms of how people are arrested at an alarming rate for using cannabis.
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specifically when it's a nonviolent situation simply because they're black. Now, this episode is going to be equally as heavy and fun, but we're going to get a little bit more into the history of cannabis, like where it all started.
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And it's kind of crazy because I'll let y'all know cannabis is older than Jesus. Okay, that part, right. The first like written documentation of cannabis use was in Chinese herbal medicine, and they use it for like analgesics, which is pain relief, anesthesia, antidepressants, antibiotics, and it was used both internally and externally. So that means like,
00:02:59
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for millennium. Do you think Jesus was getting high? Yes. Yes. Jesus was for sure high. I would smoke with Jesus. Right? And I would sit down and there would be no beef because if you know Jesus was a Buddha. So I'd be like, Hey man, well also he was Jewish. So I really don't think we would have
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An issue. Because I would be like, you know, this Christian thing is wild, right? And he would be like, yeah, yeah, you know how humans are. And then pass it. Literally. Literally. And then pass it. Or maybe he wouldn't pass it. Maybe he'd be one of those people who just sit and listen to himself talk.
00:03:31
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And oh my god, maybe he fucking holds it the whole time. Jesus would do that. You know, he would go into a parable or some shit holding it. I'm just really passionate with it. And no one would say anything because everyone would be in all of him. They'd be like, Oh, hey, Christ, but me right and be like, Do your thing, Christ, but also pass me the duchy, which you left hand and the words of low lane. Can you imagine him like telling the story of turning water into wine while you're fried as fuck? Like,
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I'd be like, bro, that's why he was able to do it and everybody was like, whoa, everybody was fried. They were probably doing shroom on water. Like I would have no wonder people praised him. You know what? Did the man really walk on water? Was he high as shit or was he like, I swear to God, guys, I walked on water. No, I'm not even kidding. The sea split in half. I saw shit.
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so that's how i believe it happened i would love to smoke with jesus is what i'm saying yes my my beef isn't with jesus not at all he was doing a great thing great stuff he was curing the blind exactly probably with marijuana hey i'm sure it was i'm sure yes hey well let's get into that let's actually yeah
Cultural uses of cannabis
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So like Kelsey mentioned, cannabis is older than Jesus, okay? Weed is older than crass. So by the time, here's where it really became like a race kind of thing. Cause guess what bitches, like she said, it was used in ancient herbal Chinese medicine. And actually even before that, a lot of Japanese cultures have, obviously we don't have documentation because history starts being recorded at a very specific time. But before that, a lot of Japanese culture through word of mouth say that it actually
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first we hear about it, I guess, there. I don't know. I'm not part of either of those cultures. So I'm just here in Asia. And I'm a fresh, you know, I'm of this lifetime. So I wasn't there. I don't know what I'm saying. I just know it had, that's where it stemmed from. However,
00:05:24
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It had made its way to America because by 1850, the U.S. had legalized cannabis as medicine. Now, what? Yeah, I know. Cannabis was used so hemp was used for everything. It was used for like clothing. It was used as like rope. Like it was used as a canvas. Cannabis actually comes from the term canvas because that was the most common thing that cannabis was used for.
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was blowing my mind. Yeah. So cannabis comes from the word canvas because it was, it's so strong. Like the cannabis flower, the hemp flower. Um, it was used often to make like canvas, uh, whether it was something that people used to like for art or like, even as like a, like a sack, like, you know what I mean? Like it was just a really sturdy thing. So
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Then during 1910, the Mexican revolution was going on and a lot of immigrants came and they were seeking refuge in the States. But at this point, cannabis had already been considered evil because some rando white dude had a, you know, how if you do like way too much of anything. And also I do want to point out there is something in THC that
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if reacted poorly with another chemical can lead to psychosis. That is so true. And I don't want to diminish that. Also, we have to keep in mind this man smoked a lot of resin, right? So he had a tolerance issue, my guy, okay? A normal bitch out here who's like, I would love to try weed for the first time. You're not going to go into psychosis. You're fine. Weed had been around at this point.
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But it had a bad reaction and people started to freak the fuck out about it. And so some people were already making it this like evil drug. There was already a bad rap being made about this, right? Well, then during the Mexican Revolution, for no fucking reason, people started blaming horrible crimes on Mexicans using cannabis. So they started calling it the marijuana menace.
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And we just straight up made that up. Like marijuana is a term that came from Mexico, but it actually, there are multiple sources that say it, first of all, it wasn't used to describe the cannabis plant. Another source says that Maria Juana, I guys actually, I don't know if I'm pronouncing that right, but I did a lot of research on this and that's a Spanish word that means like a brothel.
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So we really were just out here. People were just out here being racist. We're just like, oop, bad things are happening and we don't want Mexicans to come here. Marijuana men is bad. It was so fucked up because mind you, cannabis originally historically is found in Japan. So why? People at this time too, whoever the president was or whatever the fuck was trying to make it a big race issue. So
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Yeah, by the time the Mexican Revolution started, it had been in the U.S., not only being used for everything, also as medicine and used as a scare tactic from because of that one motherfucker who had psychosis. It had literally nothing to do with Mexico or Mexican people. Like, just we just suck, guys. We just suck. So much. Yeah.
Privilege and cannabis discussion
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And so I just like to remind you guys that because as Kelsey and I are bright white, we are pasty bitches. Yeah, no, absolutely. And as a white person who uses cannabis, we have a responsibility to be aware of the way we speak about it and how we use it and represent it. And we're not naive to the fact that we make our entire platform about cannabis. That's a fact and we are privileged
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Because we're white in general, but also like, damn, we have a whole platform about cannabis and not one person has tried to like arrest us or anything. Like, you know what I mean? Right. We just openly talk about it. Absolutely. So I just want all of my fellow whiteys, all of my white Americans to be aware of this and also be aware we 100% brought this bullshit.
00:08:52
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like it was cannabis is not some evil thing and it has nothing to do with like Mexicans like so try to not say marijuana just especially if you don't know the history of it if you okay if I hear someone of Mexican descent or Spanish culture saying marijuana obviously that's like a word they know more than me like I don't I'm not gonna correct them like no bitch I'm talking to my white people okay try using cannabis or weed instead
Nixon's war on drugs and cannabis
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yeah
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And I think like what really was the turning point for the view of marijuana in this country was in the 1970s when President Nixon, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Hold on, sorry, my dogs are freaking out. Knock it off.
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Mommy moment. Seriously. He was the first one to start the war on drugs, which was the war on all drugs. At that point, we were using acid, mushrooms, cannabis, all different things, even MDMA. They were studying it for things like antidepressants and stuff like that, and they were having insanely good prognoses from people who were being treated with this stuff.
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They were using it on soldiers to cure PTSD. They were using it on alcoholics. It literally was like, I think that was. I mean, I mean, it's a beautiful gift of a plant. Literally. And like we were making strides in it, but then they found out that they could literally racially profile black Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-American, pretty much any person of color, any color, no matter what. And you put them in jail for it. So they were like, you know what? Actually, we're going to create this scheduling system. And that's when they put marijuana into as a schedule one
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drug, which is the same level as heroin or meth. And if you're listening to this podcast, you have used marijuana. I'm going to hope that you haven't used meth, cannabis, cannabis. Oh, yeah. Jesus. See, it's because I'm on the M's meth.
00:10:46
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So you've used cannabis, you have not used meth, hopefully, if you have and get some help, we don't need that. But what I'm saying is they're not the same thing. They are vastly different. Can you imagine someone calling you a drug addict because you smoke weed? You could totally be addicted to weed, but if somebody came at me like, take your narcotic ass elsewhere, I'd be like, baby girl, are you looking at me right now?
00:11:10
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Like I'm not gonna overdose in the streets like I was shooting a pair like literally I'm not man from the 1850s who had psychosis Who probably had other like mental illness things going on? Like I'd love the full story. I mean they knew not they didn't know shit about mental illness then you guys they didn't know a fucking thing so What if he just truly was like?
00:11:32
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going through a mental breakdown that had nothing to do with weed. He also probably could have been like drinking as well. Like an alcohol, I feel like is a much like I've been way closer to psychosis being drunk than I have been smoking weed. That part. But literally, yeah. So like the 1970s and that on the war on drugs is what really like catapulted cannabis into this like dark thing that we see it as a lot of people see it as now in this country. And so I want to point out an incredible foundation
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last prisoner project, because they are working so hard to change that and to free people who are in jail for cannabis related offenses. While you're enjoying your 420 tomorrow, today, whatever, we're recording on Wednesday.
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consider making a donation or taking time on the Last Prisoner Project website. They have tons of different stuff that you can do. We've talked about them in the past. They're incredible. Wake and Bake is incredibly proud to support them. They were founded in 1920. 2019. Pregnancy brain is a real thing, guys, okay?
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under the belief that no one should remain incarcerated for cannabis offenses and they work tirelessly every day to do that and so you can do all kinds of things that are not like if you don't have a monetary donation to be able to make you can sign different
Support for cannabis prisoners
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Petitions, you can write letters, you can call different senators and stuff. They're just an incredible organization that's working so hard. It's our favorite organization. It's our favorite. And I feel like you can't celebrate 420 in this country without supporting them. That's so important. You need to check them out. Even go and give them their website views. Or share their website online as well. Just make sure you do something to not be so selfish as we
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you know, experience gratitude
Cannabis use during pregnancy
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and love on 420. Yes, because it's all about intention and we want cannabis to be legal and free for everybody. You know that trending sound that's like cannabis, the glue holding this entire shit show together. Yes, literally facts. That's my life, although I've been without it now for six months. And guys, I literally am dreaming about it. Like I dream about ripping my bong.
00:13:42
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That is awesome. I dream about ripping my gravity bong and I haven't taken a break in years. I can totally believe that you're dreaming about weed. Absolutely. I found this TikTok of this girl who she smoked throughout her whole pregnancy and I think I probably will in my subsequent pregnancies because there just isn't research about it. It's not like it's necessarily a bad thing.
00:14:04
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but she's been talking about breastfeeding while using cannabis. It made me feel so much better because at first I was like, oh my God, literally the only reason I don't want to do it is because I'm afraid that they're going to test my baby and then I'm going to get a rest of my life. Right. Go to jail because they're like, your baby has THC and that's illegal. Literally. That's my fear. Yeah.
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I would be my only fear too. Like, I'm like, okay, but like, right in good faith and good conscience that everything else would be good. I would just be worried about people being like, let me drug test your baby off chance. There's a small THC percentage or CBD, God forbid. And so this girl, yeah, she's on TikTok. So, you know, she must be completely viable. She must know everything. Yes.
00:14:48
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And she was like, you have to like, you'd have to smoke like so much to like, have it be found in breast milk and stuff. And so I'm like, all right, sweet. So as soon as this thing gets out of me, I can start again. Oh, baby, yes, queen. I'm so happy for you. Because seriously, it is medicine.
Cannabis for anxiety and social interactions
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Like, you guys, I, I just went back to the gym for the first time in over a year.
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And I, it was scary because my goals are different now. My workout routine is different now. And I also look a lot different now because I've taken over a year off. Um, and in no way was I like, Oh my God, I'm embarrassed to be seen. No, bitch. It's not that I just like my relationship with the gym is I used to be brawling as fuck.
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And now I'm not. So I was like, oh, I wonder if it's going to be weird enough. I'm going to have an urge. Basically, my anxiety kicked in and I was overthinking it. And what did I do? I used weed as pre-workout. I highly recommend doing this if you're someone who can. Mind you, if you're lifting, don't try it for the first time. If you're like, I'm going to go for a new PR today.
00:15:46
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going to try to lift 500 pounds. No. If it's your first time working out a little bit buzzed on some weed, no, I don't recommend doing that. But if you're someone who, you know, ease into it and if it works for you, it can really like... So for me, now my goals are more physical therapy based. It involves a lot of mind muscle connection in terms of releasing certain muscles in my back. Because as we all know, I have horrific scoliosis. It's wild. Her back is crazy. It hurts very bad every day in case you were wondering.
00:16:13
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Um, and there's literally nothing I can do about it, um, that I'm not already doing. Um, anyway, so I was like, well, I need to keep doing these physical therapy exercises and in our new house, like it's just so much smaller and the setup is very different than our old place. Our old place was kind of like a studio where it was like one giant fucking room. That was like open concept. This isn't like that. It's a lot of walls, a lot of doors. It's whatever. Um,
00:16:36
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Also, I just haven't been able to do my, I could always do my lower body stuff because it's very simple. It's kind of like glute bridges or single glute bridges using body weight. That's stuff that I could do on the floor, but some of my upper body stuff, I don't have the proper weighted type of resistance band to be able to do that or thera band.
00:16:54
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to be able to do that. But like the gym does. So I went there and basically I was able to breathe through my exercises my it was more of a stretch workout. And I was able to breathe through these stretches. The end like I just felt you know how you know there's a difference. Yes, you can breathe through and that will like ease tension. But if you're already tense as fuck like it was perfect the tiny bit of weed I smoked before.
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helped loosen things up and it kind of helped calm my brain down. So I wasn't like, I wonder if people are looking at me thinking like, well, why isn't she heavy lifting? Why is she doing these weird little stretches? Cause that's also what I was thinking was like, I can squat, but I'm just not.
00:17:32
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today. I just got nervous for my first day back and cannabis fucking helped bitches. Not only that, but I just moved. And if you know anything about me, moving is very hard for me. I don't handle moving well. I don't move well and I don't handle it well. I don't know what's wrong with me. Mental illness, I have no excuse. I don't know. But I just don't move well as a person. Well,
00:17:56
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literally just moved. And then like two days later they were like, let's all have like a neighborhood brunch with everybody. And I didn't have all my clothes unpacked nor my makeup, not all of my hair stuff was done. Like I was just, I was like, no, I don't feel my best. Our house hasn't even like put together. I was anxious. I literally smoked like a quarter of a bowl of Khalifa Kush, actually it was Khalifa Kush. Thank you, Wiz.
00:18:18
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Thank you, Wiz. I smoked like a quarter of it. And when I tell you I was so social, I had those bitches in the palm of my hand at brunch. Oh, my God. They love me. They were eating me up. They were eating up the food, eating up me.
00:18:31
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Danny was a snack. Yeah. So I'm just I just want to point out like cannabis is it for me, like it just continues to be this blessing that I also want to point out. I'm I try to be very aware of and responsible with like it would be very easy for me to abuse this and have it hinder my life. And I'm not going to lie and say that I haven't abused it in the past, but it's not where I'm like, oh, I can actually never smoke cannabis again, because that one time in quarantine, I went a little too hard, like.
00:19:01
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Yeah, no, there's just so many positives. It's kind of just like, hey, like I I have to wear with on the ability to limit and control how much I take in. And so like, that's why I'm super grateful. Yes, addiction runs in my family. This is one addiction that I'm fine with monitoring myself. You know, that's just how I feel. It's also a very like different addiction. It's not a physical addiction. It's a mental addiction. And so it's much more of a mental battle. And I think we've both talked about how we've been through points where we've been like
00:19:30
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Yeah, I've definitely been using it for the wrong reasons, or I've been using it to not feel things. And I think it's all about recognition of those points when you're there and being like, okay, wow, actually, I need to step away from marijuana or cannabis because I'm using it to not feel things. And we're both very spiritual people who know that we need to feel what we need to feel. So I think it's all about everything. It's all about the intention of what you're smoking with and how you're doing it and how you're appreciating the effect that it's having on you.
00:20:00
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Um, and if like, I don't know, right. I guess maybe we're just very lucky that we're able to recognize that. Cause I don't like I, yeah. It is a privilege. I will say like being able to use cannabis, um, especially today where it's so fricking like stigmatized, like it's a privilege and use it responsibly. And like, I also think though, that it's important to when you share, if cannabis did not work for you, that you don't damn the plant itself. Yes. Yes. Because it's not.
00:20:29
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like right like we were talking about it and like if you have allergies like you don't say like fuck everyone who can't use amoxicillin like i can't use amoxicillin or sulfa drugs and those are life-saving drugs some people will straight up die without it what if i was just a selfish a selfish little prick like well actually bitch it gives me hives and
00:20:49
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sometimes hives can lead to other skin conditions, which can lead to psychosis. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's just like, bitch, if you don't calm all the way the fuck down, and like, just use your fucking skill, like your brain power, like use
Mental health benefits of cannabis
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that brain. I know it's big and juicy. You can do this. Like, this is a you issue. Literally, though, it's like recognizing that something just because it doesn't help you if it helps millions of other people, then like,
00:21:15
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awesome. That's a great thing. Like, that's literally all it takes. Literally. Yeah, it's been like a lifesaver for me with like, I mean, my anxiety even and this one's funny because I feel like people don't see it as this way. But like ADHD, it helps me focus so much more and get tasks done. Like that's one thing I've noticed so much since not being able to smoke is that I'm so much more like all over the place. Because it really does help me like sit down and get through especially like mundane tasks. Like it helps me to be like
00:21:44
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I'm a little high, so it's a little bit more fun to fold this laundry. Then you just focus on whatever you're doing, your attention, just on that. I'm just grateful for it. I'll be like, oh my God, my clothes feel so soft and they smell so good. I love my claws. It'll literally just branch into so much gratitude for
00:22:03
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close, which deserve a lot of gratitude, but it has that euphoric medicinal aspect to it, too, that are like, yes, we want to talk about like, oh, it's so good for your body and that calms you down and this and that. It also has been used to treat mental illness. Like, let's not. I mean, this plant is magical, bitches. And we're a couple of mental ill bitches, you know? Oh, my God. So ill. Give me all the plant medicine. Yeah. Please, I'm just a sick little girl who needs plant medicine. I don't care if it's true.
00:22:31
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Like, whatever you can give me. Literally, it helps. And then I just wanted to share really quick my favorite 420 ever.
420, Easter, and evolving culture
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Do you guys remember I think it was in 2017 or 2018 when 420 fell on Easter?
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There were all those memes and they were like 420 blaze it more like 420 praise it. I'm obsessed. It's forever. Like that is forever. My like 420 mantra, even when it's not Easter on 14, I just like, that's what I think is like every four 20 I say four 20 blaze it and praise it. Exactly. Like literally it was the most iconic four 20 of our lifetimes. And I'm forever chasing that high. I remember spending it in my dealer's basement, which is so funny because right. I used to have to buy.
00:23:17
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weed from a guy's grimy basement and like I mean it was great at the time don't get me wrong he had like a menu and it was so cool but also so gross and dirty like that was how I used to and now I go to like pharmaceutical like labs to get like pick up my designer marijuana and like it's so cool being in places that it's legal yeah California I miss you so much
00:23:45
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However, now I can just drive to New York. So at least I have that. But it's just so crazy how in five years, the culture around weed has changed so much, even in my scope of practice with it. It's just so weird. But yeah, I just remember being in his basement.
00:24:00
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having like trays of edibles and like joints everywhere and people like coming and going and it was like, I think that's one of my favorite parts of weed is the like social aspect of in the community. Yeah. Like the way it just brings people together. Like I met so many people in that basement that I never would have, I mean, doctors, lawyers were coming into that, like,
00:24:20
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Because everybody uses it. It's not this like, oh, just low life people like to smoke weed. No. No. No. Your grandma's smoking it. Your neighborhood senator's smoking it. Literally, there was a surgeon came down to buy weed from this grimy basement because that's what everyone does. That's everything. It's so cool how you meet people that way.
00:24:44
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I made so many connections of people to like hat. Like that's how I met so many of my like I have a guy for this things like in Albany, I was like everything because of this one basement and this one plant that brought us all together. Like it was the coolest thing. I love that. I promise you guys before the episode ended that I would tell you about how I learned really quick about the cannabis laws around where I live.
Encounters with cannabis laws
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So here's a good example of my white privilege, which sucks. I want to point out that does suck.
00:25:10
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So the other day, right, I just moved here. I'm in California, okay? For all you stupid sluts. I'm in California. And on my street, I'm in downtown San Luis Obispo, across the street from me is a dispensary. I went across the street. I bought weed. Khalifa Kush. We've been through this.
00:25:29
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Um, like I said, when I just moved somewhere, I like to follow the rules in the beginning. So I was like, yeah, they like are a little bit weird about smoking on the property since I don't, I just moved here. I don't know anyone yet. I don't know what their smoking habits are. I'll just, I'll just step right outside of the gate. Okay. No big whoop. I'm still on our like pavement though. So it's like the same type of like, um, everywhere else would be like a sidewalk or like the street. I'm on the same type of like little rocky old stony kind of pavement that our complex has.
00:25:57
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I start lighting up a bowl and watching Brittany Broski videos because I need to feel something and she's the only person who can make me feel a thing these days. And so I'm sitting there and a cop rolls up. And at this point, I've lived in Cali for a couple of years now. I'm used to cops seeing me smoke weed and I have trained myself to not be nervous about it anymore because it's like, oh yeah, don't act nervous. You're not doing anything wrong. So this cop pulls up and he goes, hey, I look up and I go, hey,
00:26:25
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Then I look back down, I take a big old hit of my weed, and I keep watching Britney Broski. And then he gets really, really mad, really, really fast. And he's like, oh yeah? Oh yeah? You wanna come with me in handcuffs? And I was like, what's going on? I literally look up and I said, what's going on? And he was like, you can't smoke on the street. And I was like, am I not in California? And he was like, you're in San Luis Obispo. And I was like, I bought this across the street right there. I point at the dispensary.
00:26:54
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And he was like, yeah, but you're on the street. You can't smoke. We're a clean street. We're a clean neighborhood here. So it means you can't smoke vapes, cigarettes, cannabis, anything on the street. I was like, oh my God, I've only lived here for two days. I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'm at my own place right now. I'm literally on the same pavement. The gate shut just behind me, but I understand I'm not behind the gate. He could have been a little nice, goddamn.
00:27:19
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Now, am I grateful that he didn't attack me? Sure. But also, fuck the war on cannabis. Sorry. Fuck police. So anyway, I was like, I'm so sorry. I didn't know. I didn't know. And mind you, I'm not even trying to argue with this dude. I'm trying to like, I'm like, what's going on? I'm sorry. I didn't know. I'll stop.
00:27:39
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And he was like, do you even, do you even actually live here? Him thought I was just like taking a walk and decided to like pop a squat in like a nice ass gated community and say, let me, let me smoke some weed and watch a Britney Broski video in a robe on some random kind of nice complex that I don't know. Like,
00:27:56
Speaker
No, that would be weirder. You know what I mean? Like, I live here. So he's like, let me see you put the code in. And I put it in looking at him like, well, don't you feel dumb? Like, I really live here. And he said, if I see this again at minimum, I'm giving you a fine. And I was like, OK, sorry again. I'm not actually sorry. I want to make that known. I wasn't trying to get in trouble, but I'm not actually sorry. And if I could without getting in trouble, I would do it again.
00:28:24
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Yes. That's all I'm going to say. But I did learn really fast. I can't smoke weed on the streets here in slow. However, I will say I love they have no cigarettes. So like, yeah, like they're like discriminating. It's all not discriminating against weed. It's a no smoking anything zone. Now they were like, you can only smoke on your property. Well, here's the thing, bitch. I don't own this property. Right. And you're in California. Who can own property in California? Another.
00:28:48
Speaker
So yeah, I'm basically doing some, I'm making it work. Okay. I don't want to, I don't want to get in trouble in case anyone's listening, but let's just between all of us, between our almost 10,000 listeners, we're going to keep this very private countries around the world. 10,000 of you don't tell anyone. Keep it on. I'm still doing it. Just not on the street. That's all you're getting from me. No more drugs on the street for Danielle. Yeah.
00:29:20
Speaker
So with that, happy freaking 420. I hope you guys are getting super, super high, whether you're on shrooms, whether you're smoking weed, whether it's both. I think actually those two go together pretty well. I agree. I find that when I do shrooms and then if I smoke a little bit, it kind of helps bring it on. And then also once the shrooms start to wear off a little bit, if you smoke a little bit later, it kind of brings it back for like a second round, a little second win. Exactly. Yeah. Have fun. Be safe. Stay away from cops and stay high.
00:29:50
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Bye!