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i could really use a wish right now
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episode 10: in this episode eems and kris explain how their date at the same time and place went, discuss which jonas brother took his purity ring off first, and how payton’s life has been a cycle of just catching the bus lately. we could all really use a wish right now...
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Transcript
Eames' Crush Confession & Double Date Debacle
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey Chris. Hi Eames, what's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god, okay. Should I three-way paint in? Yeah, call me. Okay. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three weighing you in. Okay. Immediately. Okay. So, okay. Hello everyone. Welcome back to another episode of three way. So this episode, we're going to do kind of a catch up episode because while I might not have the most to say, maybe we'll see how much sake I drink before I start dishing out some information about my life. But I know that, uh, Kristen and Iman have,
00:00:35
Speaker
A few topics to cover today. mine I have a crush. Fine. Fine. i I have a crush. Cool. Everyone knows now. you want to crush No one cares.
00:00:46
Speaker
that's nothing I didn't even know you had a crush. I had no idea. Way to go. Yeah. Peyton's lying right now. Everyone knows it's fine. Just, I don't want to talk about it.
00:00:57
Speaker
It's written entirely. I told you guys I had a boundary against this. The thing I was kind of inching at first was y'all's kind of combined date. So can we can we jump into that and how to do that properly, I guess, with your friends or what? Yeah. And I don't want to say too much, but that might be where like her crush is coming from. Then maybe you might be. Allegedly. like Okay. Well, our night had two very different versions to it.
00:01:27
Speaker
um I'll tell you my version. Kristin can tell you hers after. You'll have to set that you have to set the scene by the way because this happened. let's Let's take him back to like a week and a half ago. We were on the end of the episode being silly goofy and you guys both had the idea of going to Thunderbird together that night but separately on dates because we had just spoken about this because that's like quite possibly one of the funniest things you could ever do with your friend is just Invite the dates at the same time and in the same place and then pretend like you don't know each other or like it was an accident. Yeah. So we had been wanting to do this and then Eames was like, I'm going on a first date, set one up. And so I you know texted some people I hadn't texted back and scrolled hinge and found someone that wasn't too eligible. In fact, he wasn't eligible at all.
00:02:17
Speaker
uh not that he was taken just that like he was ineligible he just wasn't it he wasn't it um but yeah i'm gonna let emes start this one out because she was a little less intoxicated than me i think Um, so also, by the way, if you're listening to this, I'm going to post like all the footage from this, probably on Instagram story. So if you're listening to this and the first date comes out, you're going to see it. If not, so sorry, you missed it, but we show up to this date. Kristen walks in. I'm like trying my hardest not to lock eyes with her because I know that the second that I look at her, I will just die laughing and I'll be done. So I just pretend like I don't see her.
00:02:54
Speaker
I sit down, I go to text her like, oh my God, ha ha this is so funny. My phone died. So um I'm talking with this guy for a little bit. And then I actually start like having a good time. We're having a good first date. And I was like, oh my God, I have to check in with Kristin. So I walk past Kristin's table and I give her a hand motion. That was so funny. over exaggerated. She walked past my table to go to the bathroom and obviously I was like okay noted all you have to do and instead she flailed her fucking little paw arm and I was like be more obvious.
00:03:28
Speaker
So we met we had a little meeting in the bathroom. I was feeling so cool when I did the hand motion. I felt like I was in the FBI and the CIA. I completely overdid it. No, you would never fucking make it, bitch. That you would never. That was the least coy thing I've ever seen in my life. I cannot. And of course, we were hanging out in the bathroom and- No, but do you know that when I went to the bathroom, I was like, ah I don't know if she saw the hand motion. I don't know if she's going to come. oh I have some lessons to teach you and just like a little more. Anyways. Okay. Anyways. but anyways yeah So, oh, um, when we met in the bathroom, Eames like wouldn't stay long. Of course I was dying to hang. Um, and she wouldn't stay long cause she's like, he's going to think I'm pooping.
00:04:15
Speaker
I'm like, oh my god. I mean, I think all the girls listening would agree that like, okay, on a first day, I'm gonna go back in for 25 minutes. Like, that's so embarrassing. ah asking for I wasn't asking for a fucking powwow into 12-smoke a pack of cigarettes. I just like wanted to finish our conversation. and No, I cut it short. I had to go. um On my FBI mission, you guys you know I can't take you know you know i can't like do anything halfway, so I'm obviously taking this so seriously as if I'm seriously a spy and just overdoing it. so Anyways, I go back to the table. We're having a great time. Soon, I see Kristen's outside.
00:04:55
Speaker
I assume she's smoking something, whatever she smokes. i don't know um at this her The guy that she's on a date with comes up to me and goes, so i this is really weird. I'm on a date right now and my date dared me to come up to you.
00:05:11
Speaker
and ask you if you wanted to take a shot, but then once you said yes, say that you have to pay for it yourself.
00:05:23
Speaker
I lose it. I'm crying, laughing. I think it's the funniest thing I've ever heard because i know that I know how funny Kristin thought it was to herself. And it's like, hey, you want a shot? Yeah, you have to pay for it. It's like not funny, but it is funny knowing that Kristin thought she was being so funny.
00:05:41
Speaker
So I'm, i I can't even come back from this. I'm laughing so hard. We also, Kristen, you did not tell him you were on a date or that you knew him on, right? No, no, no, no. And up until this point, my date didn't know either. So then because I'm laughing so hard, he looks back, he sees you, my date looks back and sees you recording. And he's like, do you know her? And I was like, yeah, I know her.
00:06:01
Speaker
yeah it could but I can never be in the FBI because I will give up my mission. so Yeah, I know. where We play this whole thing. you know But I just acted and been like, no, that's so fucked. And they come over to me, told me to put my phone away. and So far, yeah we fake a bar fight.
00:06:26
Speaker
And the people at Thunderbird are literally like, what is it? Like, y'all know each other. What the fuck? The people who work there? Yeah, exactly. So then ah I'm like, but yeah, I'll take a shot. So this guy ends up buying shots for me and my date and Kristen. So we all four take a shot. We're like, cheers, like cheers to new friendships because this her date still doesn't know. yeah We take the shot. Kristen sits down next to me.
00:06:53
Speaker
And at first I'm kind of cool with it because like, yeah, let's hang out a little bit. i'm cool Like five minutes goes by and I was like, Hey, Kristin, um, I'm actually having like a really good time. Do you think we could just like do our own things? And she's like, Oh yeah, yeah. After my next drink, after my next drink.
00:07:18
Speaker
Then 20 minutes goes by and Kristen is like on one. It's like bit after bit after She's shit-faced. She's shit-faced. She gets up. She does an interpretive dance in front of our table for way too long. It was funny. like The first 20 seconds, she keeps going and going and going.
00:07:39
Speaker
And then she goes up to her date and goes, so hey, bitch. And then she goes to me. She's like, oh, he's kind of annoying. I'm going to go have him do a task. She goes, can you go find me a cigarette? He goes walking around to go do cigarettes. And I was like, Kristen, actually, I need for you to leave. like I had to be so honest. I'm like, Kristen, get the fuck out of my table. I'm like, I'm sick.
00:08:00
Speaker
Please, let's do our own things. I'm having a good time. We need to do, we need to do our own separate things. Cause at first I was just kind of like easing into it. He comes back, she orders another drink. I'm like, Kristin, go to your own table. She's like, I have to wait for my drink to get here. Jeez, you're just on one tonight.
00:08:21
Speaker
fascinating you and She's just going on and on and on. Then she like finally orders.
00:08:30
Speaker
She decides that she's going to go home. She finally orders an Uber and then it was 14 minutes away. So I'm like, okay, cool. And then obviously like when she's there and we're having a good time, I'm feeling bad for like telling her she used to leave and I'm starting to feel a little bit guilty.
00:08:41
Speaker
But then, right when her Uber's like a minute away, I'm like, hey, can I get some tacos, some puffy tacos? I ordered some tacos. Kristen goes,
Peyton's Relationship Reflections and Challenges
00:08:50
Speaker
wait, should I cancel my Uber and get some tacos? And then Kristen's date goes, whatever my baby wants, my baby gets. And she goes, thanks, Daddy. And he's like, can she get you puffy tacos? She orders food and gives you food for her. I couldn't believe it. All my guilt went out the window. So then,
00:09:12
Speaker
Her tacos come. We're eating our tacos. She orders another drink. Oh my God. um So then I turned to him and I'm like, hey, do you want to go to karaoke? So Kristen actually never left my table. I left. I left before she left because I was like, I need to do my own thing, Kristen. And like, I loved hanging out with you, but I think um Also, just the whole lore of this story is that we got in an argument. We don't need to say much more. Oh my God, yes. We were yelling on the phone two hours before this.
00:09:47
Speaker
like literally like Kristin sobbing cry. Yeah, teams last night was telling me that her date was like, yeah, I just thought it was like so sweet. How nice you and like Kristin were to each other. I was like, yeah, like seeing you guys is like friendship play out was like so sweet. Because I remember at a certain point, like, you know, her hair is interface was putting her hair behind her ears and like, I was holding her back.
00:10:10
Speaker
Yeah, I was like stuff like that and he's like, I just like really love seeing you guys as friendship. Little does he know I'm whispering in her ear like, get the fuck away from me now. And little does he know like the biggest like bit of our friendship is we don't um acknowledge that we like each other and like that we're funny and stuff. Like if we compliment each other, it's always in hidden messages. um And so I was like to hear that you thought our friendship was sweet was really cute. And our friendship is sweet, but it's just like outwardly I feel like people would be like,
00:10:39
Speaker
Yeah, like no one can know. People aren't going to know. No, people cannot know. So yeah, and you can tell it from your side of the story now. Yeah. So I, whenever I got there, my date was already seated and was directly diagonal from Eames and her date. So I had a good view. And I would say like the first, I don't know what 30, I like kind of took it seriously. And then I just got drunk and was like, I don't like this guy.
00:11:09
Speaker
but I wanna have fun. And then- Oh wait, I actually do have one more major part of the story and it's very quick. It's that her and her date actually did go outside for a couple minutes to leave me alone and smoke a cigarette. And Kristin comes back alone and goes, my my date's breath smells so bad to me and my date. I like the real blackout a little.
00:11:30
Speaker
Okay, but keep going. I'm not shocked because I was like already kind of drunk when we were recording and then the night went off. Then we got in a fight and then we rarely started drinking. Anyway, I was actually having great conversation with mine. I didn't really like have much sexual chemistry. Of course, I took on a bit. I took on crazy Kristin and didn't take the date seriously.
00:11:54
Speaker
Which i do wanna add another story later that i had a real life date cuz i don't want you guys to think i'm just a hundred percent of the general i just only am sometimes. Anyway, the one part that Eames is leaving out that I remembered is that um whenever I had dared him to go do that thing to Iman, whenever I had come up to do the shots, they had all been like, like laughing hysterically and all this stuff. So I thought Eames gave up the bit to my date as well. And when I got over there, she was like, he knows talking about her date, but I thought she meant my date as well. So I said something that completely like, You were like, well, now he knows that we all know each other and we plan this. And I was like, Kristen, I don't tell him. Yeah. And then so I just froze up and I was like, fuck. So I thought the bit was up the literally from the middle on because then we were hanging out and I thought he would have like seen how like close seems and I are and like, I'm sure we were like talking about other things and like she was recording me.
00:12:57
Speaker
all this shit. So basically whenever we left Eames, whenever she went to karaoke or I guess whenever she finally left us, my date was like, let me just take you home. Like you don't need to call another Uber. And I was like, okay, fine. And then of course we were like still having a conversation. Then he ended up kind of being like cool. And I can't even remember how, cause I was blacked out, but cool enough that I invited him in and we hooked up.
00:13:23
Speaker
and afterwards we're in the kitchen and I have fucking fridge magnets on in my kitchen and they spell out currently Iman loves Kristin and while we are in our kitchen and like i I think we were like still kind of poking up he like looks up and is like wait that's the girl's name from the bar And I was like, yeah. Yeah, like you didn't catch on. I told you we were friends and he goes, oh, I thought that was the bit. I thought you guys didn't actually know each other. So right after we had hooked up, he literally found out that I'm on and I do in fact know each other. And so then I was like, okay, I don't feel bad for not liking you because you're idiotic. I feel like we gave up the bit at least three times.
00:14:09
Speaker
No, we we talked about and referenced it at least four times because we thought we all knew now. And all those times he still didn't know he thought we were joking and that was actually the bit. But then we have to say that like he ended up leaving his chain at Kristin's house. And so he i hate that move texted a week later to come get it. Mind you, this chain is like tarnished. Like it's not re it was like a bizarre thing to ask back. it was So me and me and Kristin just so happened to be at Barney's together. So he comes to pick it up.
00:14:38
Speaker
He, um, Kristen? hands him the chain from behind, doesn't look back to give him eye contact, drops it in his hand and like says nothing. And then obviously she's being a bitch. Then I feel like I have to be nice. I wasn't like, Hey. I was just disassociating. Cause I'm like, I want your chain. No, you're like, you're going to have to come meet me somewhere. I'm not going to have you like come to my fucking house. And then I didn't even think of the fact that I was with Iman. So he was like, Hey. And he goes, Oh, it's you again. And then I go, we just met. I thought I was doing the bitten again. And he goes, ha ha. And then he literally runs off. It was in a full Chrome Hearts outfit. I also feel like the things, the story he was telling his friends has got to be so unhinged. They had to think all these girls in LA are psychotic.
00:15:31
Speaker
you would think that but the way he was texting me afterwards wanting to take me on a date he texted me three times after he got his chain to be like i think you should give me another shot blah blah blah i'm like what do you mean i'm literally crazy like i'm not treating you like a real human what do you mean i told you you're part of a bit like and he told him bitch go give me a cigarette i remember that one he He was eating it up. Hey, bitch. It's like the whole table fell into laughter. It sounds so bad when you feel like that. oh i know he loved No, he loved it. He loved it. He loved it. Hey, so Iman, you're still talking to your crush, though, a little bit. Yeah, but you guys know I can't say too much on this thing. I can't be surveillance. um Also, now he knows that I have a podcast, so I'm like kind of scared that he'll listen. um Hey, guy. I don't know.
00:16:24
Speaker
Yeah, in which case, get off. Ugly. This is an odd dream to be mysterious. I know you love to be mysterious. Is it a boundary or is it? Imana's Imana's mysterious, but she also is the kind of mysterious that needs you to know she's being mysterious. So she's not like, yeah, if you don't acknowledge it, i like have to yeah yeah, everyone has to acknowledge that I'm being mysterious. Like, oh, Iman's just like so private about her dating life. And I'm like, Oh, you guys, you know, I can't. You mean five seconds into the episode and you brought it up.
00:16:54
Speaker
I have no clue what you're talking about. Oh, okay. Yeah. She's like, no.
00:17:01
Speaker
That's being cut. um So yeah, PeePee, how was your trip? Well, we went to DC first and then we went to Atlanta. Joe and I have been like on really good, like in a good trajectory. And then we'll get in like a fight that makes me spiral. We're like, Joe is no longer spiraling. Joe is like the solid force of this relationship. He's very much since we got back together, like very bought in, you know? And I feel like sometimes I just think I get those feelings where I'm like, I almost like need to self sabotage or something. Is it yeah at all getting like real maybe because you have the next phase of life coming up? That's not no because that was always happening. We already had. He already had bought me a house and then we broke up. That was also another thing he was talking about this week. He was like, I don't know why you're trying to self sabotage because like I've done all these things to commit and we're doing all these things to like make our life together. And I'm like, we did that the last time. Like I was just having like a whole.
00:17:57
Speaker
like yeah just attack mentally. But I also then in the midst of all of this, like it was a couple of days in the midst, it was like we would like argue for something and then like reach a conclusion and then like something else would happen. But on these trips, like we're not spending that much time together. So like we're alone together at nighttime and then like in the morning we'll have breakfast and then we'll go to the field on the bus because the bus like leaves with all of them to the field like four or five hours before the game starts.
00:18:26
Speaker
And then they, so they play in the whole game and then they're done at like 11. So it's like, we're not like, we're not like on top of each other the whole time. But anyway, also, is there something so dramatic about getting on a bus? Like the idea of like your boyfriend getting on a bus just kind of feels like, and he's going to miss the bus. He's got to go. No, like y'all don't understand what I was telling him this because I want him to start parking at the airport when we get there because I'm literally like, let's just say one travel day, like they played their last game in Atlanta.
00:18:52
Speaker
to get to the game even we're all in a hotel together it's the entire team that some of the press um the whole clubhouse which means like all of their stuff they charter a massive 737 like that's how they get to all their games it's 160 games so for 80 games they charter a united flight with the whole team the families are on it everyone's on it so we're like at the game, we have security that comes like there's one guy's whole job or a couple of guys. People job is just to take care of us. So we like are in the hotel. Then we have to all get checked out. Then we have to get on the bus. Then we have to go to the field. Then after we're in a family room and we get toured around the stadium to make sure we're going to the right place. And then a four hour game happens. Then they have to get ready to go. We have to go back in the family room. We're getting like your take into these places. Then we go back on the bus. We go to the charter plane.
00:19:42
Speaker
We chart it. We get the plane to Milwaukee. We landed in Milwaukee on a bus. We get on a bus again, go back to the field. They release all the baggage. Like it is like the biggest fucking ordeal to go anywhere. And Joe has done this for now since he was 18. He's 31. This happens first eight months out of the air. It is honestly, I'm like, dude, we're going bus game bus.
00:20:05
Speaker
playing other club bus your car back to the house. I'm like, can we just park at the airport because we don't have to bust it. I'm like arguing about stupid shit like that because I'm like, I'm tired. I'm so exhausted. And I didn't even play in a fucking game. I just sat there and drank a beer. I'm sick. So basically, Peyton, you're.
00:20:22
Speaker
Patience is being tested the entire time and you're having to like wait on others. Well, it's just annoying and then like theres everyone's there and then you have to put on a good face because like you don't want to be like a problem for his games. Plus, he just got back after a two-month hiatus. Plus, there's all these new guys on the team. Plus, his job is always at stake. like Everything is always a fucking ordeal.
00:20:40
Speaker
and We're only like one less bus if I take one less bus, like, or if, you know, like if I could just not have to eat goldfish and drink a beer today, like, can I lay down? But now he's he's playing in a position where I don't know when he's going to pitch. So I just like tonight he could pitch tomorrow. He could pitch. So just going all the games because I'm like, well, I want to see you play, obviously. Anyway, so it was just like all of that. And then I was like relapsing. But then I started my period and I was like,
00:21:08
Speaker
Oh, yeah, get it. I know I was so I was crying. I was sobbing, crying at the drop of a hat. I was traveling and like fighting, though, like that just doesn't mean it's not fun because again, we're in the middle of the fight and we're going from he he's we're arguing. We're arguing. He's going to eat the bus because he's going to miss it. My bus is later. I go to the game. I see him after the game. We're on the bus together. Then or no, I'm sorry. I go to the game that I leave to go to the airport because I didn't fly with him from DC to Atlanta so like i'm sitting in the airport just like oh my god we're in the middle of an argument we didn't finish it to get on the fucking bus and then. He meets me in Atlanta like or after the game after all the stuff and i'm texting him being like like the main travel guy i'm like can you tell dad i'm gonna be there early and i need to check in.
00:21:56
Speaker
Oh my god. I know it's the buses. I don't know why. the but And i'm I'm tracking his flight because we could all track the flight. So I'm just sitting there wondering what he's going to get there. And then like I can see obviously his location. So I'm waiting there and I'm like, oh, the bus arrived. This fucking bus. You know what's funny, Peyton, is that every time you guys have a fight. There's an added thing on your ends like before you were mad and then your nose was stuck and you couldn't breathe and this time you're mad and then you have to get on the bus. And it's like on his time. you And it's on his second time. And he can't stop it because he he doesn't want to go. Like he's like already choosing to take the later buses because he's like, I know we want to talk about this. um But here's the thing I will say about Joe.
00:22:37
Speaker
the reason part of the reason we broke up back in 2022 was because he couldn't communicate and he had a really hard time doing like bringing stuff up because he just didn't want to cause extra commotion but now he's very like okay we're gonna talk about this and we're gonna fix it and no matter what I say because I have said some stuff he's like not deterred he's like very resolute in his like commitments, which is great because I didn't see that in the first go around. I just always saw him like try to lighten the mood, but now he's like, all right, we can fucking talk about it, but you're going to be respectful to me and you're not going to say some crazy shit. right Like you have been, which has been just the thing I've been doing when I'm about to start my period. I think I have PMDD to be honest, because then I'll, that'll start and I'll be like, Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:23:27
Speaker
I had a phase of that where my periods were like so dark, like suey vibes. It was bad, but yeah. So you guys should actually, Peyton, you should probably watch the D'Amelio show because Dixie D'Amelio has PMDD and she talks about the struggles of the ups and downs and like being in a relationship with PMDD and when she's just being a bitch. And so not to like bring it up again and bring it into conversation, but like, if you're struggling with that, I really think you should watch the D'Amelio show. I do too. Thank you for prescribing that to me. like in that prescription I might just talk to my doctor.
00:23:56
Speaker
Oh, okay. Well, we all deal with things differently, but yeah. But now we're great. Um, Joseph has cleaned the house all today. He's been a sweet kind boy. He went to the dog place and put his credit card. I think I said this, but he put his credit card on when he's daycare and boarding. um So now I'd have to pay for it. And you were like, Oh, I know. I'm like, wow. Okay. That's what I have to remember when I'm getting mad at him. I have to be like, Hey, he does everything well.
Eames' Hidden Musical Talents Revealed
00:24:21
Speaker
So everyone chi also then we had sex too. And I was like, Oh,
00:24:26
Speaker
You're like, oh. Never mind. That's what always happens in every relationship. Like, when you haven't had sex for a couple days, and then they're just like pissing you off, and then it's like, no, I don't want to have sex. That's not going to fix all of our problems. And then you're done, and you're like, oh. Oh, all right. I don't know. That was stupid. That was stupid. I was being stupid. I was being so stupid. He's looking at me like oh dumb or terrified. He's like, you're so scared. You're like scarfish on the bed. You're scary.
00:24:52
Speaker
and eams And I went to an event last night and she was um late to my house because she got caught up ah singing. my and guitaring And so today I was like, i was like would you rather every week for the rest of your life have to put your real singing voice on youtube or on TikTok and Instagram once a week or never get married. And she was stumped. She was trying to ask me to change some of the the guidelines where she wasn't going to have to be posting so much because she said that... I was like, can I just do TikTok? Please, please, can I just do TikTok? No, I'm busy, Kristin. I'm not going to be able to keep up with one video a week. That's too much.
00:25:36
Speaker
Because I did go to rather seriously. I'm not just like picking an answer off them. It's like, you know, I already don't have enough time to even be posting. I'm about to start crying, you know. And now I have to record myself singing and post it. Yeah. Over and over and you'll likely go viral. Yeah, for being so bad. She chose singing though. I chose to sing. I've had dedicated she is as a wife, fellas, all the fellas out there listening.
00:26:06
Speaker
Well, who wants to, is someone going to marry you with that level of like embarrassment? but okay um So I hope so. I mean, I hope they can get past it, but my thought process with with choosing the singing is that I feel like if I played the guitar really loud and saying really low, I'm not like that out of the singer. I think I'm bad. Don't get me wrong. But like, I think if I sing really, really low, I could trick.
00:26:35
Speaker
And people into the just think maybe it's my passion. It's kind of weird. It's just her passion. But like and then it's like the performance isn't good because we're like. Uh, hello, the acoustics are off. We can't fucking hear you. but Yeah, we can't hear you. But, um, did not follow me through that i through that. I did find out that Iman has a folder on her phone of videos of herself singing and playing guitar. So it will be my life's mission to get her phone. If she ever passes away, it's like you guys.
00:27:07
Speaker
I don't need to ever let you know near her phone now. I honestly don't. Is it wrong to have a little me time? You know what, once an hour a week, I go into my room. I make sure my roommate's not home. I do it before she gets home from work. I do my schedule days and I play the guitar and I sing in my real voice and I record it. and just something I don't advertise it. I don't tell people that I'm doing this, Chris, and just don't happen to catch me on a date where I got carried away with the singing. And it's like not really something a lot of people know about me. Not really anyone's business, honestly. It's not anyone else's fucking business, okay? So that's just what I do for fun. I have hundreds of videos in my phone, and it's just my passion.
Exploring Relationship Trust and Infidelity
00:27:44
Speaker
So thanks for making a mockery of my passion, and it's fine. We can just move on.
00:27:50
Speaker
Wait, and you know what? I believe in an early episode, you said you don't do anything for fun. So what are you getting out? ah we is We have to move on. We have to move on. I'm sweating and I have tears in my eyes. We have to move on. We have to move on.
00:28:11
Speaker
Okay, okay. um We're going to move on to a story that I got the okay to tell. This week, um the craziest thing happened. I got a DM a few weeks ago from a girl that was like, a few months back, you posted a carousel. done but Yeah, a carousel. And in in it was a video and there's a guy walking behind you like with a girl and she's like, I swear to God, it's my boyfriend. He's saying that um it is but it's from years ago. Like, can you send me the timestamp?
00:28:43
Speaker
And so, you know, as I was going to find the video, I'm like, Oh, I hope this is just one of those videos I had taken months before and didn't post or whatever, but it was ah around the date that I posted it. And so I told her and she was like, Oh my God, thank you so much. And she's like, okay, well now he's saying that it's not him.
00:29:03
Speaker
Um, like, do you remember like, and sends me pictures of the dude and I was like, I really don't like he literally, like I was doing something else and he was walking. Like I didn't even look at him. So then when I go to ask her if I can talk about it, she's like, yeah, but I have an update. It made him, um, admit that he's been talking to a girl in another country. So like it gave me clarity and I can move on. and I was just like, wow. But I just think it's so fricking crazy.
00:29:33
Speaker
I'm so proud of myself for not saying. ah ah again I just think it's so fucking crazy that she, of all things, like her friend saw this picture of this dude in the bag. Like i I thought it was going to be like the craziest way for a person to ever get caught, which I guess he did kind of get caught. Why did he say it was him, but months earlier though?
00:29:55
Speaker
I know. I mean, i don't i I don't know what to believe on, obviously. I wish wish sure we could talk to him. You know what I mean? I know. I want to get his side. But it's of course, like if he admitted to talking to another girl and they broke up, like what would he lose by that being him?
00:30:12
Speaker
Yeah. Cause he wasn't actually cheating. I feel like I'm missing info. Yeah. I feel like it would be easier to be like, yeah, I just did this other little thing and he like distract when he really doing something worse. Cause you don't, so you don't like even come in contact with like your own wrongdoings, but not saying that's like what happened. I was just like, that is a tactic that liars use all the time. You know, have you guys ever been cheated on?
00:30:34
Speaker
Yes, dang. Yes, dang. Not that I know of. I did, and it fucked me up. I would say that was the catalyst for me turning into like a maniac. I cheated on someone before. Yeah, same. Not like actively, like it was like a one-time thing, but him and I were not... Sorry, you guys. He was not... I don't mean to be like the good girl of the group. I didn't mean to do that, but it's just like you guys have said you cheated, you guys have both been to jail. I obviously have a clean record, never cheated. I didn't mean to like come do that, but okay, just go ahead.
00:31:08
Speaker
I feel like it's definitely when I after it happened, I like hated myself. But you know, we were on the downfall anyway. So that's how I felt. I moved to South Africa whenever I like for a summer. Are you being serious? Yeah. Mm hmm.
00:31:23
Speaker
Um, okay. But that's just like so dramatic. That's so Chris and be like, I cheated. I need to get away. Like no that I didn't cheat. I didn't do that after I cheated. I went to South Africa when I was in a relationship. I like the first day or two I met baby carrots is what we call him. Cause his dad invented baby carrots and he was like a billionaire. Um, but we hit it off. He thought I was fucking hilarious. So I was like, okay, I guess I'm going to call my boyfriend and break up with them.
00:31:52
Speaker
And I did break up with him before I ever slept with baby carrots, but I definitely was like very cold and cutthroat about it. So it was like kind of cheating. And then we got back together when I got home. Oh, so well, I think you found a good workaround. It's like you break up and then you're like, okay, we'll get back together later. And then you, I think that's a good workaround. I'm not mad at that.
00:32:14
Speaker
It was honestly the most magical summer of my life. But when I got cheated on, it was so fucked because it was, I started dating this guy my senior year and he did a fifth year and I moved to Dallas and I found out like when he was doing a fifth year, him and my friend um were hooking up because they used to hook up back in the day. My whole friend group knew I was the only one that did it. So it... Oh, that's fucked up. and yeah oh Yeah, that's really bad. That's really bad. It's really bad. But then I later found out I guess I had asked my friend that cheated with him like if I could hook up with him start hooking up with them because we had classes together and they were just like fuck buddies or something and I like wanted to date him.
00:32:57
Speaker
And I was so fucked up that I guess she said no. And I just didn't remember. And that night I hooked up with him and I had no recollection of her telling me no. And so I like basically dated him without her blessing. But yeah, but she should have like said something else. I know, I know.
00:33:16
Speaker
I definitely don't condone cheating. I don't want to come off like that's what I'm trying to say, but I also think um all cheating
Nostalgia and Humorous Crushes
00:33:22
Speaker
is bad. I will say when I did it, that was the catalyst of me like going to him and being like, Hey, like we need to have a talk because obviously like we weren't like sexually active with each other like for a long time.
00:33:33
Speaker
so we should Honestly, it was like the guy I should have just like been friends with who I'm like kind of sad that we ah dated at all because like he's such a cool person. like We just like would have been good friends, you know what I mean? and um right but i was like I used to get so confused with that stuff. I would be like, he's a great guy to obsess with him. I love him. But it was more like friend love, not like we date him kind of love.
00:33:55
Speaker
I also think it's like and like later in life, cheating is completely different. like I was in college. i was not i mean I probably did think I was going to marry the kid, but I wasn't i don't know. Relationships just weren't that serious.
00:34:09
Speaker
I will say I don't think I actively like 100% trust any man. No. Like I do, like I'm really close, like I'm close to 100%, but I feel like I just, you hear the craziest shit all the time about some man, like literally shooting his entire family in their sleep and everyone's like, he was the best guy and like no one knew. Everyone is a monster to me. I genuinely feel like, I don't know if this is just like fucked up to say, I genuinely feel like every time I hear people that say like, I would have no clue, I just secretly feel like I could tell, I would be able to tell. I know. I think that I could be able to tell only because, because I don't trust everyone. That's the thing though. I think like people are willing to trust and I'm just like, there's a darkness in you. Like you could do some crazy shit. Humans are really capable of crazy stuff. I wouldn't even say that about this man. I would say that about everyone. I would say about myself. Who fucking knows? Yeah.
00:34:57
Speaker
Who fucking knows about myself? I'm going to be honest. Who knows what I'm capable of around here? o per yeah Who fucking Who fucking knows? I'm lazy. here So probably not a lot, but you know, you never know in the time and the heat of the moment. It's so true. What else did we want to cover? Um, oh, I want to talk about something. We kind of talked about this last night, Chris, in the song airplanes by BOB and Haley Williams.
00:35:22
Speaker
Did everyone have a line from that song as either their Facebook status or their ah Facebook profile photo caption? It would either be, can we pretend that airplanes are not scarlet shooting stars? Or it would be, I could really use a wish right now. It's like, you can't really use a wish right now was my shit. And I really want to bring that back. I could really use a wish right now. like I want to bring that back so bad because it fits in every scenario.
00:35:49
Speaker
Megan told us the funniest story last night. She said she used that as her Facebook status after her house burned down for attention.
00:36:00
Speaker
She could have used a wish. She could have used a wish. No, here's what I want to start seeing. I want to see a black Instagram screen with just the text over. I could really use a wish right now. Dot, dot, dot. I want to start seeing those. I need this to make a major comeback. With praying hands? Yes, with a praying hand. Wait. Stop. Yes, it needs actually two of them. We need to start doing dares like that to where we have to post embarrassing Instagram stories for real.
00:36:26
Speaker
Black screen. I can really use a wish right now. Fring emoji. Fring emoji. Literally. emoji literally ah I can use a right now. I believe that airplane's in Alaska.
00:36:43
Speaker
Oh, it's my ex-boyfriend's birthday party tonight, and people are texting me asking me if I'm going. um Obviously I'm not. No. Honestly, you would. I know. I was like... Not anymore, you guys. That was the old me. I know you have a crush. You're done. Yeah, that was like so last week that I would have gone.
00:37:05
Speaker
Oh, I also was going to tell the follow up of, um, the guy that I went on the date with after tour. Cause like, I can't believe I did the 69. Yeah. The 69 guy. I can't believe I didn't tell our about our second date because wait, can you reference the episode? We talked about this end so that yeah time this it was the dating episode.
00:37:27
Speaker
I don't know for the third time. Basically, if you all want to listen to Kristin 69 as a bit, then you should go listen to that one. Yeah, I think it's episode six, I believe. um Anyway, follow up on that. i We went on a second date.
00:37:44
Speaker
And it was the exact opposite of the first date. Um, we went to an early dinner. I had one drink. You guys know, I normally always go to drink minimum. i at Yeah. if it's not a date I just have a two drink minimum. Like why have one drink when are you can have two? Anyway, it's so true. We, it was so calm.
00:38:09
Speaker
He was so pure and like innocent. I was like literally clutching my pearls having flashbacks of like our sex because I was like, I can't believe I did these things to this man that I don't know. i Like was that church earlier?
00:38:28
Speaker
I know I wish I could like remember more details but just like even the conversations we were having were just like so fucking pure and it was literally the biggest fucking throw off and I've never felt like a weirder human leaving that second date because I didn't even want to stay long enough.
00:38:44
Speaker
for the second drink. And I just was like, I have to disassociate completely. I was like, I can't believe I just did what I did. And then had a sit down dinner with them. Yeah, that's I mean, have you guys ever like, Kristen just said that she's done it. But like,
00:39:01
Speaker
Everyone listening, have you guys ever had drunk sex? And the next time you hang out with them, you're like, oh, I know for a fact this guy's never been fucked like that before. like I really just did some shit. like It's like he's not even built like that. Literally. No, because I feel like when I was at that point in my life, I wasn't like hooking up with someone then being like, can we go on a date? I was more like, yeah fair enough. If you ever talk to me again, I'm going to actually jump out of my own strength. Jump. Yeah. yep yeah Well, you let me just tell you, you avoided a lot. A lot of trauma. yeah Yeah. It was the worst dinner I've ever been to, honestly. Honestly. What is he doing now? Married with kids? Oh, you know. Well, it's only been like a few months.
00:39:48
Speaker
Yeah, he probably has a kid by now. Why not? Why the hell not? Oh, we did we did have more lore to G-Eazy. Do you want to go into that? All right. um Well, yeah. So since this is a catch-up episode, I'm catching you guys up. Something that I forgot to mention when I talked about hot dogs. By the way, I just got a a DM last night from one of you guys. And I posted a photo of my outfit. And she said, like, G-Eazy's type.
00:40:18
Speaker
Um, and then she said, please don't block me.
00:40:23
Speaker
She's like, I'm going to say hot dogs from now on. it' So, okay. We're G E Z equals hot dogs. If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the episode that says Yvonne's deepest darkest secret. Um, so one that you guys don't know actually was a year after my G E Z obsession had stopped, I had gotten a new best friend and this best friend was actually G E Z's like personal photographer for a little bit of time.
00:40:47
Speaker
And so once I found this out, I had to scrub my Facebook, my Instagram, anything because it was like a real, um it was my reality that like I could be friends with him and he might go like follow me on Instagram soon. So I had to scrub every ounce of me being a fan and like pray that he doesn't remember me from his first 10 LA shows. Like his very first show at the Roxy, there's like 30 people him in the crowd. And it was one of the scariest moments of my life truly because The thing is, I've never really been huge fans of people. like I really went out on a ledge with this one. and The only other thing that I've had similar to this was Jonas Brothers, which you guys should know this about me. I like really wanted to be different, so I made my crush Kevin. I i didn't even have a crush on him. I just made my crush Kevin. No. And there were Kevin Jonas posters. Ask my mom. Ask my mom. There were Kevin Jonas posters. You can't even find them because it's like no one. You had to make your fucking own. I know you did. i made make I made a custom Kevin Jonas candle that I would light at night.
00:41:51
Speaker
Oh, I had Kevin Jonas posters all over my room. I went to all the Jonas Brothers concerts. I knew all the all the Jonas Brothers songs. Kevin's parts. And Kevin didn't have any parts because he doesn't sing. Oh, does he not? Kevin's never had a part in a song ever.
00:42:07
Speaker
He only plays guitar. So that's why you like guitar. That's why you started. Oh my God. No. but Well, all the covers are done in front of the film. Well, I will say they all used to wear purity rings and he was the first one to take his off. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I could really use this right now.
00:42:29
Speaker
I know, literally, yes. That's me. That's how my Kevin Jonas posters at night. I get really used to wish, right? The second he removed his purity ring, you're like, oh, wow. You're like, oh, my wishes. No, you guys, here's the thing. I didn't like him. I didn't think he was hot. I just had to do the thing that no one else was doing, obviously, to go and pick me. In your room, when no one was even watching you, so you had to play the bit to your own self, convince yourself. Yeah, no one was probably coming in the room. No, I was so far in the bit. that I didn't even know that I didn't even like him anymore. I was so far into it, and my mom would bring it up to this day where she's like, yeah, and you liked Kevin. It was obviously just trying to be different, and it didn't work, and that's okay. I'm okay with having that fail. Again, this is something I've also never told anyone before past seventh grade, and I'm deciding to say it on a podcast.
00:43:18
Speaker
So really don't make me regret that, you guys. I'm not kidding, like enough with the jokes, but I did. I did it. And I'm not proud of it. And yeah, but I would also say my musical abilities are similar to Kevin. I can't sing, but I play the guitar and I'm sure he has videos of him trying to sing and they're not very good. So we probably have that in common. Yeah, I bet. Does he have a wife? Anyways, is he married? Yes, her name's Danielle. Doesn't he have a reality show?
00:43:46
Speaker
Yeah, but no, I didn't watch it. I stopped after Jonas on Disney Channel. It's I tapped in maybe for a little. Yeah, I think I missed that. I wasn't really a Jonas that's a Brothers girl and I wasn't a Bieber girl at all. Isn't that weird? My first crush? Well, I have a little I had crushes when I was little. I really liked Legolas from Lord of the Rings. I don't even know what that is, but like, you it's Orlando Bloom, Orlando Bloom, but he's has the long blonde hair because he's an elf.
00:44:17
Speaker
Okay. So yeah. And then Tiger Woods. That was the other one. And then Chad Michael Murray. Didn't like every single Joe variant. Every single time she said someone's hot, I'm like, yeah, Joe's cousin. Yeah, of course you do.
00:44:33
Speaker
But here's the thing, I think whenever I was single and I thought with someone looked hot like that, everyone would be like, okay, you're weird, like that guy looks like Joe. I'm like, why do you think I liked Joe? like It wasn't because they look like Joe, it's because Joe looks like Joe. You know what I mean? right Tiger Woods was my first, I think he was my first ever crush, and then Legolas, but then Chad Michael Murray. So I'm kind of all over the place, really, if you think about it. She's crazy, you guys. I love the Hanson brothers, but I also love... What were those other brothers that like... Oh, John Taylor Thomas. You don't know the Hanson brothers? What are their first names? Zach, Isaac, and... I've never heard of them. Hanson, like the music people? Yeah.
00:45:17
Speaker
Yeah, I don't know what they look like. the one They have like medium blonde hair, right? Like medium length. I look like me when my hair is like naturally curly. Are they a folk one group? Yeah. It's like an older group. bring your time Okay. I do. I do know what that is. They're Australian. bob did that bad do wrap bad do bad date tap bad do yeah yeah No, I don't like that at all. No, me neither, I didn't like that. Does that ring a bell? Next topic. I fucking love them. Iman, you did have me make a note that you wanted to bring back the nae nae. Oh yeah, I want to bring back dances that you like have no choice but to hit them really hard.
00:46:05
Speaker
like Like Soulja Boy. Like I'm tired of going out and everyone's just like doing it two steps. Like I want the nae nae back. I want the whip like but really hard. I want the doggy. Give me a purpose working on the dance floor. Don't make me come up with it on my own.
Mature Dating Insights & Awkward Encounters
00:46:24
Speaker
Like let's jerk. let's Let's start jerking. Yeah, absolutely.
00:46:28
Speaker
Um, I would be more than happy to help you in that journey to bring back the nae nae and any other dance. And I think it's important. That's your next date thing, Kristen, you and Iman's crush and the all three can go on a secret mission again. And your, your date can be the only one who doesn't know. And then you have to come over to your mind, hang out, and then you have to start doing the nae nae. At one point, Iman wanted us to learn a ah dance so we could do it for you. Oh yeah, I sent Kristen a dance that I literally made up. I sent her a video of me doing it, and I was like, we have to do a flash mob and perform it for Peyton. I sent her the video. I reminded her day after day after day, did you learn the dance, do you learn it? She's like, oh, I'm going to do it tomorrow. I'm going to do it tonight. She never did it, and we've never been able to perform it till this day. I practiced, but it's like.
00:47:18
Speaker
It's just like, it's like so hard to remember. but so It literally wasn't. I'm the worst dancer that I know. I'm actually the worst dancer that I know. When are we all going to do this at Thunderbird? Yeah, it was like months ago when you still lived here back in the day.
00:47:31
Speaker
So that was in like February. Yeah. I think so. We haven't told you about it because I still wanted to learn it and do it. But now I think it's just time to tell you. It's August. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and also I should talk about my grown up date I went on last Saturday. I got set up with a 40 year old.
00:47:50
Speaker
And I did a Saturday day date, which is normally against my rules. I normally don't do like Friday or Saturday dates because those are like reserved for my friends. But you know, I don't really have much of a schedule these days. So I was just like, fuck it. um But yeah, we hi ah hung around Highland Park. He like showed me to all these spots. It was very immature. And then we hooked up. I disassociated and left.
00:48:18
Speaker
this is
00:48:21
Speaker
So what was different about the 40 year old then? Well, I was just taking the date seriously. And I think that what I've figured out is for me to take a man seriously, I might have to know someone. I might have to have a reference to be held accountable for not being a fucking crazy person and to like treat him, you know, like a human.
00:48:43
Speaker
I feel like that's maybe why and also like he just has but is being so serious about it up front like he has like now had that switch go off to where he's like ready for the next phase of life and is like very yeah 40 you would fucking hope so Jesus Christ Okay, let's not get into any bullying on age stuff. um Anyway, so yeah, I was like super adult. I like cracked a few jokes, but other than that, like it was mainly deep talks and like really smart. He did think those jokes were fucking hilarious, obviously. um But yeah, we had sex. I disassociated. It's a thing I do. I was talking to him on and she was like, you have to stop doing it. And I'm like, yeah, I do.
00:49:30
Speaker
and I think you have to start processing emotions. You know what I mean? like You need to actually process emotions rather than just avoid and disassociate students. No, no. It's not even that, Peyton. It's like she's so used to being in a bit that she'll be having sex, she'll finish, and then she'll just get off and be like, all right, I'm done. like I'll probably go home now. And it's like literally just in the middle of hooking up. And it's like, that's fine. You're allowed to do that. But maybe just... Can I finish? And I was like, ugh, fine.
00:49:57
Speaker
Yeah, like stumped her. She's like, oh, wait, I never. and thought I was like, oh, I don't know. It's like you're like drinking all day. So sometimes it just goes and goes. And I'm like.
00:50:10
Speaker
i yeah Is he going to be like a repeat customer or in like a date? We had like a fucking set up phone date this week and like, it's all very adult and it's freaking me out. And I actually was talking to my friend, Misha about it last night. And I was like, I'm seeing a new, um, meaning of people saying to take it slow. Like I always just thought that meant to make sure that you like a person and before your emotions get ahead of you and all of that because that's what it normally was for me. I would, you know, kind of just like get too far deep too quickly. But now I have to go slow because I think I'm getting icked out so much and so easily. And I think I am still so scared of like commitment and someone disappointing me and all that that I literally think I have to take things slow
00:51:02
Speaker
So I, I don't get scared and freaked out. So I mean, do you spend less time with them or slow? Cause you obviously already hooked up with them. So you don't mean slow, like to the bed. No, I don't mean slow sexually. I mean slow intimately. Like he wants to tomorrow, like have like ordering food and like have a movie night and like cuddle and talk. He was like, yeah, I really want to talk. I'm like, what the fuck did we do on our nine hour date last Saturday? All we did was fucking talk.
00:51:27
Speaker
I don't know. To me, that seems so intimate. A second date, we're just sitting, we're just cuddling on my couch and I don't have a way to escape. What if I disassociate and want him to leave immediately? I'm going slow in that I think I might come back to him and be like, should we just go to a movie? What's your idea of a perfect second date? If he said, hey, Kristen, let's do XYZ, you would be like, okay, this sounds like my dream day. I like to be taken to dinner.
00:51:57
Speaker
yeah like Honestly, just like fucking i don't i don't i just don't I think I just need it to be a neutral place for a little bit longer. yeah yeah because That makes sense to me. I feel like because of where he's at, he's like a little more in touch with his emotions already and I feel like he's going to want to spend the night and like snuggle and like I can't do that. I will literally never talk to him again if I do that with him too early.
00:52:25
Speaker
yeah so Anyway, yeah, I am a functioning human that goes on real dates. My whole life isn't a bit. I had to prove that. Wait, but can you tell him that? Can you just tell him like, Hey, um, I'd rather just like go to dinner or lunch or something. I think I'm going to have to, I think I'm going to just be like, I just want to take it slow, especially because it's like, you know, when a guy does reach that point to where he's ready for all of that.
00:52:52
Speaker
It's like, it's so it goes so quick how quick. It's like the, you know, taxicab theory where it's just the next girl they come upon and then they have their blinders on and I just, I don't know.
00:53:06
Speaker
Or they just know, I mean, I could see that, but I will say like, I feel like instead of saying you like saying you prefer to do something, I feel like guys, in my experience, like it when you just say what you like, cause they're like trying to make you happy a lot of the time. So if you're like, instead of being like, hey, I thought about it and I'd rather, so that cause like, like that makes it more like, honestly, in my opinion, a dramatic. Like what if you were just like, yeah you know what I love? Like I'd really love to go to dinner. I've been wanting to go to like a nice dinner for a while now and I'd love to like chat over. yeah
00:53:40
Speaker
at 8.30 p.m. on Sunday with Iman. I was gonna say like a movie or something because it would be easy for me to be like, well, I wanted to see like this movie and like want to go see an IMAX or something, especially because I want to suss them out. Wait, let's go on double dates to the eye pick. Yes, let's. That would be cute. But we're get like obviously sitting in different rows and doing things, but like that'd be really fun. Yeah, I'm not going to get fingered next to you in the fucking eye pick. Oh my God. I'm going to be if you're getting fingered.
00:54:10
Speaker
One time, Joe and I hooked up in a movie theater because I rented it. It was like during COVID, you had to rent stuff. Like you could rent a movie theater for like super cheap because no one was going. I think it was for his birthday. I was so nervous the whole time. Of course, he like didn't care at all. He's like, yeah, we're going to bang it here. And I'm like looking around like so nervous, like not even enjoying myself. So scared, waiting for someone to come in.
00:54:31
Speaker
That would be me too. I'm not a public sex kind of girl. Like I just am so nervous if someone's seeing me in a vulnerable position and they can't get it out of my eye. Like on video and it's just like me and Joe on video banging out movie theater and people are like, are they doing that again? And they're like, I don't want to be rude. Right. Yeah. I totally get that. Also just the threat of someone walking in will really take it out of you. I've talked about this before with my ex-boyfriend, how he just like had too many roommates and things going on that I could never get yeah that vulnerable to just be fully ass up for minutes at a time. Well, some people like find that attractive. like you know Some people are like, they they find like the almost. Yeah. I wish I did because that would be exciting, but I just don't. I'm too scared. I tried to fuck in a bathroom, but when the door didn't lock, I was like, oh, I am not going to be perceived. I just wanted to play I fucked in a bathroom.
00:55:23
Speaker
oh One time um I had a boyfriend who just like really wanted to have sex somewhere adventurous and I would always say no like it was always like Ooh, we could go and I was always like I'm so sorry No, and so one time we go out to bars. I'm drunk. We go to a taco truck. We have tacos We go back to his friend's house. This is like a friend that he's like close with there are not that many people there He's like, let's go to the bathroom The one time I've ever tried to be fun in this area, I say, okay, you know what? Fine, let's go. We go to the bathroom. He starts fingering me. I'm like, um why does this burn? Why does this feel spicy? He had the salsa from the tacos underneath his fingernail still. This was the spiciest salsa I've ever tried. I'm like, my mouth still hurts.
00:56:07
Speaker
I was burning and I literally got so livid. Like I just like was like, okay, I really put myself out here. I tried to be fun. I this is what yeah call an Uber. I didn't even tell him what happened yet. I didn't even tell him what happened yet. I was so livid. I said, I turned around and said, call an Uber. I left. I walked out. I grabbed my stuff. It was really dramatic because it was just like, this hurts so bad. Like I have to go find a bathtub now. We were out of town by the way. Like we were staying in a hotel that did not have a bathtub. but I couldn't,
00:56:37
Speaker
it burnt It was like that halffuating happened to me before the guy I was dating freshman year of college. He was in a frat and he was a pledge and it was Halloween and they obviously like picked out their costumes. So he was in this like onesie little animal costume, like a tiger costume or whatever. And we fucked and he was like free balling in it. We fucked and I was like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God, my vagina is burning my eye. I was like, I like had to pace the room. I don't even like know what I did, but there was something that like on the fabric that got in my vagina and I was having the craziest reaction and out like the fibers from yeah the fibers because it was like plastic, you know,
00:57:25
Speaker
it was ah They need to be like cleaning off their penis before we bang. If Joe's like sweaty or something, I'm like, you're gonna have to, I'm gonna get a UTI. Like what is happening here? I actually got kind of psycho during um COVID about like germs. I just like really was overthinking about them and I would make my boyfriend wash his hands before we did anything, like immediately before.
00:57:48
Speaker
Cause I'm just like, I don't know. when in But you'll go to a sex party where they don't test for anything. Yeah. And I'll use it. A Hitachi that was, or a girl will use a Hitachi. I mean, that was just sitting there. Yeah.
00:58:00
Speaker
Oh, I will be pass up ah fly in my boyfriend. I know. Yeah. There's, you know, it's, it's hard being me. I can't really figure me out. Yeah, it is weird.
Evening Plans & Episode Conclusion
00:58:13
Speaker
Don't try to. That's kind of fun though. You keep it fresh spaces with literally everything. yeah Okay. What's everyone's plans this evening before we get out um as in the park at the LACMA.
00:58:30
Speaker
Like you're always doing stuff. I'm going to... I love an activity. Fine. If you guys really want to know so bad, if you want to know so bad what I'm doing tonight, um I'm doing something secret with someone that I know. Oh, okay. Okay. No other questions. I don't really care. so um Yeah. I don't. And then I'm actually going to the bay in the morning for a couple hours and then flying home. Bossy. And then, yeah. Hell yeah. What are you doing this weekend, P? You know, I was supposed to go on a boat today. Actually, I could see them out there on the water having a great time. um I did not go because my nail appointment took double the time and I was having a panic attack.
00:59:18
Speaker
And I was like, you know what? What if I just didn't go to anything public or like social right now? Um, Joe has a game that starts in five minutes. I'm not going. I think I'm going to clean the apartment this evening and hang out with Winnie. Cause we just picked her up this morning and she's been gone for like a week. She's being so sweet. you Nothing better than a sleepy dog. I got barbed two years ago today. Yeah.
00:59:43
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yeah
00:59:46
Speaker
yeah You rescued her. Yeah, I did. Who rescued who? I rescued my designer dog, but I did. Yeah, you did. Well, I love you girls. It's so fun hanging out with you guys. Um, great time as usual. Same time next week. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye. Love you guys. Bye. Ew.