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EP. 27 Krampus 2015
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Introduction to Episode 27
00:00:00
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Hello and welcome to episode 27 of the two guys one screen podcast. My name is Nick and I'm Gerald and today Christmas Horror Month Continues this movie
Discussion on 'Krampus' & Director's Style
00:00:11
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scary. I'm this is horror. It's a horror comedy, right? We have 2015's Krampus by the man the myth the legend Michael Doherty who also directed trick our treat trick-or-treat and You know, all I'm saying is Michael Dory likes to use the hard R. right what Did you think of that right now?
00:00:49
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i swear to die and have uploaded oh boy ra What a wild ride this is already 50 in eight um In light of in light of recent episodes ah Particularly gremlins In the black Christmas episode if you haven't heard yet, but it's coming out ah We're just joking I everything's jokes. It's just jokes. um That was fucking hilarious. Holy shit. All right. you Yeah, Michael Doherty seems like he really likes to do holiday movies, huh? Man loves holiday movies, but as we'll get into Krampus, I do think Trick or Treat and well, Trick or Treat is a five out of five for me, but I do think Trick or Treat and Krampus kind of suffer from a little bit of the same issue.
Engaging with Listeners: Social Media & Voicemail
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ah Before that, we'll do
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um Additionally, we made a voicemail set up since I figured nobody uses email, right, which is probably why we're not getting any emails. Yeah, probably. um So if you want to call in and leave a voicemail with a question, a comment,
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00:03:04
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Feel free to call in, we'll play your voicemail on the air if you so desire and respond to it. We'll see if this ah garners any any voicemails. Also the the problem is that I can't turn it off, there's call forwarding to my cell phone. oh So if anybody calls, one I'm gonna know and two I don't, I'm not gonna answer. Just leave a voicemail, please. Yeah, is there a thing where you can do like, you can only make that phone number go direct to voicemail?
Recent Media Pickups & Fun Stories
00:03:31
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I was trying to fuck around with it and figure it out, but i as of this recording, I couldn't figure it out. Interesting. We can also call people on this. Ooh, you do live shows. Yeah, the problem is I don't how like i don't know how to connect at all with this, and yeah, I haven't figured that out yet. Interesting. ah Well, do I have two physical media pickups. You said one was a joke that you had. Yeah, I technically have two. One's kind of a joke more so, but...
00:04:00
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And then After we do that i I was I went to the movie story yesterday shout out to bull moose as always and there are these two guys that were in the store and I Mean they kind of look like us in like 40 years not 40 40s a lot. We're not we're not they weren't that old but go say They're in their 40s will be like 60. Yeah, and they had a ah pretty interesting conversation that I was intentionally following them around to listen to okay because they were just saying some pretty stupid shit but I'll go over my my pickups first the first one is a criterion that was used and whoa hey we got a used criterion I'm gonna get it sure cuz it was was it half price it was it was 20 it's not I will say it was a blind buy it is 4k
00:04:56
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This movie is by Brian de Palma and is called dressed to kill There you go. I was watching this this morning.
Movie Discussions: 'True Romance' & 'Star Wars'
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I Have not finished it yet, but it has Michael Kane Who is Alfred in the Dark Knight trilogy and he's in a bunch of movies. You don't know what he is It's pretty good so far. It it opens with a bang spoilers for dress to kill. It's a woman touching herself in the shower um I Own this movie Have you watched it? No. ah I think I know the spoiler at the end, but I'm not going to say it. Well, I haven't finished it, so don't tell me. That's what I'm saying. I'm not going to say anything. Yeah. So it's pretty good. So far, so good. The middle is kind of boring, but we're getting somewhere. Had a picture quality. Grainy as fuck. Really? Yeah. OK. Not wildly impressed with that, but ah it is pretty crazy to see Michael Caine as a young person.
00:05:56
Speaker
When this come out, 90s? I believe the year was 1970. Damn. I'm sorry, I'm 10 years old, 1980. Okay, still. But it is interesting to see, there's a lot of stuff in this movie that you can, people definitely took and used like in films to come. I mean, we could go on and on about it, but a decent film, i you can follow me on Letterboxd to see my rating once I finish the film.
00:06:22
Speaker
The next one, I'll be honest with to you, I watched this movie like last week and I gave it a three and a half, but I haven't stopped thinking about it. So I think it's probably gonna go up on rewatch. This is an arrow. We gotta to get the fucking air horn button. yeah This is an arrow, John. All right, this is an arrow banger. I did pay full price for this. ah It is what it is. True, true romance.
00:06:48
Speaker
i don't know Have you heard of this some prime streaming for free right for free? Well if you have prime so it's not free,
Exploration of 'Krampus' Lore
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but it has it stars Christian Slater who I'm not a big fan of his be honest, but What you better? That's exactly Do what I'm thinking of the wrestler not teeth Slater oh, and there's also a Christian oh Yeah. Yeah. ah christians later Christian Christian Slater in 110 films. He was in Heathers. He is. That's what I know him from. Heathers. He's also... Go ahead. I don't like him then. why He's also in an interview with a vampire. He's in a bunch of shit. It doesn't really matter. I'm not a big fan of his, but it is what he's pretty good in this. um Patricia Arquette. Listen to this cast list, dude. Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken.
00:07:44
Speaker
Is that not a fucking banger of a cast list? That's like everybody you could possibly want. Here's the problem. Yeah. Uh, they're all in there for like five minutes. Oh, so the movie sucks. No, it's good. No, it's very, I really enjoyed it. But, uh, Gary Oldman in this movie is young, uh, and he plays a gangster, but he has dreads.
00:08:06
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and his performance, because that you know it's Gary Oldman. right But his performance is so convincing. After watching the movie, I was like, Gary Oldman's the best actor to ever live. I but it's like, this is fucking amazing. Gary Oldman's great. Gary Oldman's very good. Also fun fact about true romance, Quentin Tarantino helped write it. Not direct, but did write. um that that That has to be like an early and early Quentin in the bitches, you know? In the bitches? In the business? In the bitches.
00:08:37
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ratmo ah Here's the here's the John and then you get a cool little book that I probably won't ever open if we're being honest Oh, is that a big box? Big bag big backyard. No, it's no bigger than the is it like the Donnie Darko. Yeah, it's like that. Okay um There's a cool poster. I've never actually opened this so you're gonna see it first ah Arrow fucking fix your shit. All your posters are different sizes. I'm sick of it. Make them all in size, please. It is very confusing, huh? Here's the poster. It looks like something a kid would jerk off to the 90s. It does and it oh, yeah Okay, and look it tells it tells you everybody's name. That's great. That's nice. It's like a movie poster True romance. Those are my two pickups, but I do want to talk about these two dudes real quick. I I go I go to full moodot on a Sunday and it's busy you know it warms my heart see a bull moose busy you know I mean physical media is not dead yeah oh yeah but I mean books they sell books
Potential Directorial Takes on Krampus
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right books are big books they sell CDs they sell well board games they say games they said yeah I mean they're like them it's like a movie
00:09:48
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It's like a pop culture store. Yeah, ah but not as pop culture is like an FYE. Sure. It's like a pop culture for physical media. I will promote these people for free. I don't want any money for this. um i I love them, but yeah, I do, too. I've only been there twice. I have I have partial only a partial story because I was on the other side of the aisle and they're on the other side for me. And this guy pulls a movie out and I fucking wish I knew what movie it was because it would really help the context of this.
00:10:19
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ah And it ain't this so guy a if we'll just call him guy a guy a pulls the movie out and He goes good movie and he goes and he puts it back and guy B goes It's not good because they didn't make any sequels after it Are we really living in a world where a movie has to have a sequel for it to be good? No That's interesting now is the first wild thing I heard that I was like, let me follow these fuckers and see what else they say. I Like, some of the greatest movies ever made don't have sequels. hu You gonna make a sequel to fucking Chindler's List? No. Chindler's Whiplash? Yeah, no. A lot of movies, yeah, i they don't need
Practical Effects in 'Krampus'
00:11:03
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sequels. And then, this was... I mean, when I heard this, I almost dropped my fucking movies on the floor. He pulls out a Star Wars movie, okay? A Star Wars movie. I'll let you guess which one after.
00:11:18
Speaker
The guy goes, greatest Star Wars movie ever made? This is amazing. That's guy A. Pulls it back. It's always guy A pulling the fucking movies out. Guy B goes, my DVD froze, so I never bothered finishing it. Which Star Wars thing are you talking about? Huh. Context clues. The DVD froze. Is that is that going to throw me off?
00:11:46
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the greatest Star Wars movie ever made. What is like the consensus greatest Star Wars movie ever made? Oh, Empire Strikes Back? Yeah. Okay. How do you start watching Empire Strikes Back? Your DVD phrases, your DVD, and then you never go back to finishing it. Empire Strikes Back? So does that mean, do you think this guy watched A New Hope, skipped Empire and went straight to Return of the Jedi?
00:12:14
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I don't know if he's even finished the series. I don't know if he's even aware there's prequels and there's a brand sequel trilogy that sucks ass. We're not going to talk about that because it's garbage. Like, sir, ah you know, you could probably just rent them. Disney
Horror Movie Mentions & Family Dynamics in 'Krampus'
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plus that one. Yeah. um I just think for the culture, even if you don't like Empire Strikes Back, which is probably a hot take, if you don't like it, at least finish it so you saw it. Right.
00:12:43
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You're gonna go your whole life saying, it froze, I turned it off. No. o You know, cause it's probably the second best movie in the franchise. If we're counting, what's that for? It's second best to what? Revenge of the Sith. I mean Revenge of the Sith kind of doesn't hold up for me too.
00:13:09
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Unless we're classifying like, uh, I'll be honest. I got, Oh, I have it at a four. for I looked yesterday. I want to put, I want to put empire strikes back at like a four or three and a half. I'll be honest with you. ah We're going to get hot, hot. That's hot. Why you like how I feel. Don't tell me you like, I love a new hope. I don't think it's better than empire. but I love a new hope. I hate a new, I think it's great, but it's not better than an empire or like three or you know what I mean?
00:13:37
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Yeah, I kind of I kind of like ah Kind of like Phantom Menace better than New Hope I'm not gonna lie To me that's hot. Oh, I know that's hot for sure but me. That's hot i Watched Jake and I watched one and then three we just skipped two because that fucking movie doesn't he like to though? Jake wants to Jake want to come on and talk about to we told him not remember right But Jake when you're on you can try to defend to two is horrible. Sorry to his garbage. Don't give a fuck if There was like Natalie Portman tit. I would have liked it, but that's the only thing holding movie up is now a portman Sure. I mean, that's basically the whole fucking movie anyway Yeah
00:14:16
Speaker
Natalie Portman, ah fucking Anakin, and then Obi-Wan's off doing some shit. Yeah, I gave Revenge of the Sith a four. You can read my review on Letterboxd if you really want the full context, but I gave it a four star. It'll always be held up by nostalgia. And the third act will always hold it up. But there are some pretty in the opening, honestly, ah but there are some pretty glaring issues. It was my first ever Star Wars movie. It's a weird thing to jump into, I know, but My parents just bought me the DVD for Christmas
Ratings & Thoughts on 'Krampus'
00:14:47
Speaker
one year. I my parents had the the jar and you know, what I'm talking about the it's like the OG Star Wars trilogy pack that's ds back when we were a real country made cool fucking packaging. Dude, some of the DVD packages out there look way better than anything they have on fucking Blu-ray or 4K. I 100 percent agree. um So I had that. But I really like New Hope. I don't have a ranking for Star Wars on my letterbox yet. We'll probably do Star Wars at some point. I'm going out right now.
00:15:15
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with everything that's been, you know, I still need a break. And also it would take a lot to convince me to watch the rise of Skywalker. We fucking. Yeah, yeah, even even Force Awakens, it's just a new hope 2.0. So I think a force awakens is decent, but you're right. It's a new hope 2.0, but I will defend new hope, unfortunately. All right, you want to go over your. ah That's all I heard from these two guys, by the way, I just left it at that.
00:15:45
Speaker
Return of the glare. Return of the glare. Alright, so my first physical media pickup is not even something I bought myself. ah my fiance was going through the Amazon list, like my wish list or whatever, and said, hey, so normally what we do during Christmas time is she'll sign out of like our joint, like Amazon account, and then she like goes on her moms and buys all my Christmas gifts on there so I can't track them, and then I just use ours. But she saw that a movie was half priced, so she bought it unknowingly, like she didn't even think like, oh, he's gonna be able to see what it is.
00:16:23
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ah But I got the arrow release for Creepshow 2. Is Creepshow 2 good? It's fine. Okay. It is fine. one is sure I like a lot.
00:16:37
Speaker
Also bothers me because Creepshow 2 has to be in the arrow section. Creepshow 1's in the Scream Factory section. Bugs me.
Other Christmas-Themed Movie Suggestions
00:16:46
Speaker
Fix your shit. Fix your shit. Someone get the rights. Scream Factory just put 2 and 3 out on 4K, alright? Let's do it. I've never seen Creepshow 3. I didn't even know it existed. Apparently it does. Yikes. Kabob. Jerry.
00:16:59
Speaker
ah So the second physical media pickup is a Christmas gift for fuck you mark This fuck you fuck you ah Pussy and fuck you for even like you fake Greek bitch Yeah, like I don't, I don't even wanna, just touching this movie really fucking pisses me off. You know, Christmas shopping, I bought this for him. This episode comes out after we exchange gifts, Mark, so fuck you. Mark, fuck you again, dude. Fuck you. The fact that this is in my house really fucking bothers me. But you guessed it, off air, it is the Blu-ray of Arcadian. I was like, wow, I wish it was on air. I was like, fucking Arcadian hates that movie. This movie's fucking horrible. It's got that dude. The Nicholas Cage dude?
00:17:41
Speaker
Yeah, but it's got Nicholas Cage, but it's also got this guy who's in stuff, that kid, that one. I can't really see. I don't know who that is. He's in stuff. He's in stuff. This movie's fucking horrible. It's a half-star movie. Worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Does he have a digi? Does he have a digi? Am I fucking stupid? Does the movie have a digi? No, because it's a shutter release. Oh, I did want to touch on before we... Oh, you have one more physical media release, right? That's it.
00:18:10
Speaker
Oh, okay. um I mentioned it, I don't know if it was on an episode that got released or we were just banking it. I did watch Teeth. I saw your review. the The movie about that girl that has teeth in her vagina. So that's how my week's going. I watched Teeth. Yeah, I couldn't tell if your review was a joke or if that's your honest opinion on the movie.
00:18:37
Speaker
If the half star is a joke? Yeah. No, it's... Honestly, I had it at a one and I dropped it to a half. I like the comment of just, nope. Nope. I mean, that movie... I mean, it is funny to see... Spoilers for teeth. To see her
Nick's Movie-Watching Plans & Conclusion
00:18:53
Speaker
use her fucking cooter to eat dicks off. ah But the whole incest-y, like her brother, step-brother, whatever the fuck he was wanting to fuck her. Yeah. Was really weird, I didn't like that.
00:19:04
Speaker
To be fair, I don't think, somebody go back. I don't remember saying that it was good movie, I just remember saying it was a movie. No, you asked me if I'd heard of it and I was like, what is this? And I was like, is it what I think it is? And you were like, yeah, I'm like, I'm gonna watch it. It was not a recommendation, I was just intrigued. right And then I was scrolling on Prime and I couldn't find a movie to watch and i found I came across teeth and I was like, yep, put it on. Well, it's good that you didn't know like pay money.
00:19:30
Speaker
I would not rent it. Fuck no. It was free. So I watched it and the background on letterbox really irks me If you know what who the characters are it would irk you too. Well, you do i I'll show you it's it's I don't like it. It makes me very uncomfortable.
00:19:52
Speaker
oh yeah that's the fuck I mean it is just disgusting tell my week when I watched I watched one movie this weekend was teeth team you didn't eat I didn't see clavin but I'm guessing teeth is probably better than craving cravings getting fucking bombed yeah dude it was Sony verse goodbye yeah ah yeah that I'm pretty sure they canceled everything didn't they Like it's over. This is the final movie in the Sonyverse, yeah. It's over. God bless. I also came, I also saw a post. You also came? Where? Wherever you want, daddy. Hell yeah. I also saw a post where Sony wasn't against putting Spider-Man in any of the movies. They just chose not to.
00:20:36
Speaker
I thought it was a rights thing with Disney and they just actually didn't do it. You're right. But wouldn't it have to be a different, it wouldn't, it couldn't be Tom, it had to be somebody else? Correct. Alright. But I think it would have helped a lot.
00:20:53
Speaker
Definitely would've generated some buzz if they added a new Spider-Man. Right, because you're doing all these Spider-Man villains. Right. Right? The only thing that it would possibly lead up to is a Sinister Six. Which they let you keep fucking cock teasing us until we have blue balls, which we have. Well, I think we need it. I need to come. I need Sinister Six. I gotta finish. Have you seen the fucking screenshot of what they did to Rhino in the Craven movie?
00:21:22
Speaker
Oh yeah. Is that supposed to be fucking Rhino? That's Rhino, dude. I also heard there's several character villains added to that movie, like Spider-Man villains, and they still didn't do it. I think if they added a Spider-Man, he would probably end up like, he'd get the Ben Affleck treatment, like the way they did Ben Affleck in Batman. He had like two movies, and they're like, yeah, you're done. Okay. And they'd probably just do it with this guy, and he'd just be forgotten. Who would they cast? I don't know.
00:21:48
Speaker
Gotta be someone young, right? Oh, no. Oh, no. I think people are coming around on ah Tom Holland as more of a comic accurate spider-man Let's be let's be absolutely clear you and I are Tobey Maguire truthers. It is Tobey Maguire That's probably nostalgia. His movies are better objectively though. No. Yeah, I agree with that. ah I Have Tom Holland above Andrew Garfield. Sorry Andrew, but your movies just aren't great. I Yeah, I haven't watched those in long enough to know. He's cool. Like he's skateboarding. That's cool. That's not a Peter Parker thing. You're hot. That's not a Peter Parker thing. Tom Holland's hot. Tom Holland's rinsing out with Zendaya, dude. yeah I get it, but like- Also, did you see that clip of him getting rinsed out in the HBO show? Yeah. He was getting fucked from behind by some dude who was giving it to him.
00:22:38
Speaker
he's old like he's young cute you know all right he's what is young hey yeah yeah what is young cute dude not like andrew garfield just looks fucking priest calls you young cute he therefore i have sinned oh no you know i don't know what does that mean he's cute for a young guy no it He's like nerdy cute. oh Oh, sorry not young nerdy cute Andrew Garfield is hot Andrew Garfield is just hot right and I would argue a better actor than Tom Holland
00:23:17
Speaker
Well, yeah. Have you seen XR Ridge? You don't like that movie. Never mind. But I have seen the social network, which you haven't seen. And that steelbook you sent me, they were losing his fucking mid as fuck. It is hard to answer, but it looks mid as fuck. But we did get blessed with the panic room 4K still, but that looks heater. Have you seen that movie?
00:23:37
Speaker
Panic Room? Yeah. No. What's that? It is. It is so much better than The Strangers. I mean, so much better. It's in Home Invasion. This lady, ah I believe it's Jodie Foster. Who's the lady that plays the woman in Silence of the Lambs? Jodie Foster. All right. I get her mixed up with a lot of other women. Who plays Clarice? Yeah. cool Yeah. ah It's Jodie Foster and her daughter. It's a daughter or a son. I don't remember. Like actual daughter?
00:24:05
Speaker
In the movie, no, in the movie. ah They move into a new apartment, whatever, coming off of a divorce. ah And these dudes, and those dudes being Forrest Whitaker, Jared Leto. I'm pretty sure it's Jared Leto. Am I wrong? It's Jared Leto. It's Jared Leto. Jared Leto, yeah. Kristen Stewart's in this? Kristen Stewart's the daughter.
00:24:29
Speaker
Oh, fuck. Did you gotta watch this movie? It's fucking great. It's also by this guy. Maybe I heard of him, David Fincher. Yeah. OK, yeah. 2002. So dude, so dude, they move into this building and the building or the apartment high rise penthouse, whatever they move into, has a built in panic room. Oh, it's on Max. And they're like, what the fuck will we use this for? And then these guys break into their ah Apartment house, whatever you want to call it condo drawn And then it's an it's that that's the movie is don't don't spoil this I'm actually gonna fucking watch this. i remember yeah Yeah, actually i do more the end now Ford Whitaker is great. Jodie Foster is great Jared Leto dies off early, which is all I could ever want but fuck Jared Leto, right? ah It's really dude, it's really good
00:25:19
Speaker
um So we're getting a four case deal. Look at that as hype. You get it? Yeah. but Do I texted you in all caps about it? No, you did. I know. But hype as fuck. If you find that in the wild for me, let me know. By the way, where's my Wind River Steel book? On my shelf. I traded my my Blu-ray yesterday. Yeah. 36. We got to do we got to get into this movie, I feel like. Don't we? At some point, we're like 30 minutes in. and Yeah.
00:25:49
Speaker
wait We're just talking. We're just bullshitting. You can cut a lot of this. It's fine. I'm not going to cut it. Fuck no. This is good. that The hard hour in the beginning. That's not getting cut. Is the scene by scene. I did write it. Do you write scene by scene out or do you just watch the movie? Me? Yeah. I just watched the movie. Are you fucking serious? Yeah. Why am I on the scene by scene? And you just sit there and watch the movie? We we never discussed anything. Do you take notes? I do take notes. All right.
00:26:19
Speaker
I was trying to find a scene by scene already written on the internet, but nobody does that. I should do it. That's rough. I should do it for money behind a paywall.
00:26:30
Speaker
I don't know. ah We should talk about Krampus at this point. It was released in 2015, and I don't want to cast anymore because I'm looking up Panic Room. It's Michael Doherty. It is Michael Doherty, not Daughtry. Chris Daughtry directed this movie.
00:26:49
Speaker
Here's your cast. MJ Anthony plays Max Engel. Adam Scott plays Tom Engel, his father. Tony Collette, the jump scare of the century. ah did I completely forgot she was in this movie. Play Sarah Engel, his mother. Alison Tolman plays Linda, who is Sarah's sister. David Cockner plays Howard. Stefania LaVie Owen plays Beth, who is Max's sister. Are we hitting the button or not?
00:27:18
Speaker
ah Hit it. Yeah, it's a All right, I'm gonna hit both of them. All right for me. It's a but jail still Hey to each their own how am I gonna yucky or yum? That's true. That's disrespectful. I just want dick down a bitch and snow. I don't know. You know, it's quite pretty cold. I Probably get it up. I can't pronounce her name Conchata. I think one shot a for all plays on Dorothy She was pretty well known from her appearance on two and a half men. I Yeah, she's a little bitchy bitch. Oh, and then Krista Stadler plays Omi. We got to chat her out. True. Not a lot happens in this movie. That is that is one of my my biggest issues. I will say this, and I think I said it on the Trick or Treat episode, I did. The first time I watched the movie was a back-to-back feature, Trick or Treat and Krampus. That's fire. um I mean, it's more like hot and cold. It's like Icy Pack.
00:28:17
Speaker
I mean, quite literally, you know? Do you remember the first time you watched it? Do you remember watching it? Because the first time I watched both of the movies was it during COVID. ah The first time I watched Krampus was last year. And I haven't seen... I also watched the naughty cut steel book that Scream put out. I almost said Scream. Scream. Shout Scream. Yeah, exactly. The steel book still fires and changes anything.
00:28:43
Speaker
no it's it's a beautiful steelbook but uh it's not worth an upgrade for me i have it on 4k but also do you like i guess i should have googled this what is the difference between the naughty cut and the not naughty and the nice cut so there's some uh little like more blood um the naughty cut is what they call when you get a circumcision as an adult
00:29:07
Speaker
Uh, like when, uh, bald fuck, uh... David... cochner howard yeah Yeah, Howard, when he gets his leg bit. Uh, you know, when they show yeah they don't really show it Nah, but they just didn't show it at all in the normal one. They showed it a little bit more. Uh, the F-bomb. Yeah, the F-bomb by Tony Collette. Get the fuck out of my kitchen. Oh. Um, because it was a PG-13 movie.
00:29:33
Speaker
Yeah, and I mean, I watched this movie, the last time I watched it was, I've seen, this is the third time I'm watching it now. The last time I saw it was two years ago. My review was, was fuck them kids. Yeah. Which didn't get any likes, which is kind of crazy, but it is what it is. Well, cause they probably took it as you physically want to have sex with these children. No, I put, well, I guess, there's the Q at the, if I spell fuck F-U-Q, does that mean I want to fuck them? You might try, be trying to spell like a child. So you're trying to like, you know, groom them. I'm trans-agist.
00:30:03
Speaker
Maybe. Have you heard about those fucking crazy ass people? We do will you not condone that at this podcast. Is that like mentally I'm a kid. People who, yeah, is that people who are trans age. Uh, they're like, I'm 56, but mentally I'm still a seven year old goo goo gaga. That's a problem. Yeah, it's a big problem. Um, we do not condone that here. But anyways,
00:30:28
Speaker
The Scream Factory is gorgeous. The movie looks great in 4K. I was going to say, the 4K of this movie, it looks it's flawless. um And let's let's say let's say the positives first before we just shit on it. and it's It's not a bad movie, I don't think. Do you have a soundbar?
00:30:51
Speaker
Yeah, I've stopped using it. Oh. ah The audio for this, it has Dolby Atmos. This bitch was rocking. Yeah? Yeah, every time they were outside with the wind or ah the chimney, anything that happens that was like very loud. I feel like my neighbor really hated me, but it was great. It felt immersive.
00:31:13
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i I had a soundbar, the one that you actually, I think it was the same soundbar. Oh yeah. ah But the ah one cord that connects speak the soundbar to the TV is the one wire that Twix likes to eat. Twix is my cat. ah So I just stopped, I got rid of it. No, it's in my closet, I don't use it anymore. It has a Bluetooth option. It's in the closet like me. And it does? Yes, sir. ah Fuck, I should do that. So you can Bluetooth it to your TV. The problem is though, my setup is like not,
00:31:44
Speaker
if i put it where like right there on the entertainment thing ah ah It blocks the TV sensor for the remote. That is a problem. So I'd have to mount my TV. Fuck that. That's so much worse. Yeah. Or mount the soundbar, which would look fucking wild. But fucking wild. Now look, I mean, if you walk into somebody's house and there's soundbars mounted on the TV, fucking run. It's like, is that like a brand new connect? Like for the Xbox? What's going on here? Yeah. Oh, the connect bringing back harsh memories. Fuck that. Fuck the connect.
00:32:16
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I bought one recently for like five bucks. For five bucks? I mean, for five bucks, I probably do it too. I got to I got to play it with Mark and Autumn. I want to touch them. Fuck you, buddy. The practical effects. That's where I was going. ah So the only creatures in this movie that aren't practical are the gingerbread men. And that's fine. Obvious reasons. Obvious reasons. They look good, though. The CGI looks good. I disagree. You don't like the CGI gingerbread men?
00:32:44
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The CGI gingerbread men when Howie takes a bite out of that one ah when when the family's asleep. That one looked like shit. When they're fighting David Cockner, Howard, his dad, they look fine. The giant Jack in the Box guy is terrifying. Slinky motherfucker. Right. Like imagine that was your penis. That's nightmare fuel, dude. Yeah. That'd be my penis.
00:33:13
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No, because he's a long and like what if your cock had like a little jack-in-the-box head where it kind of like split open like predator And he does split open like predator, right? It's just predator mouth and he swallows kids but then like Shits them out because yeah Jordan was still or yeah, Jordan was sitting there covered in goo paws No, I do think I think the practical effects of the best part and we see a lot of it the problem is I mean, let's just The biggest issue with this movie is Krampus is not in it enough. No. You see him for about three minutes at like probably the 20 minute mark. And then, which the CGI of him jumping across the house is a little rough too. But then you don't see him until last 15 minutes, maybe. Right.
00:34:08
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It's basically him like sending out all his minions, his elves. What's he got? He's got elves who look like they're at like a fucking masquerade ball with the masks they're wearing. It looks like they just got a bunch of dwarves and put masks on them. Yeah, one dude has like a plague doctor mask. That's weird. Shout out to Kipchi Tapes. We got to release that episode. We got to. I keep thinking about it. We keep referencing it. Next next time we have a gap where we aren't recording, we got to put that. Yeah, nice gaping hole. We got to put we got to fucking shove it right in there.
00:34:38
Speaker
Honestly, that guy'd be into it. Yeah, he would. What was I saying? Fucking cock. Oh. angel The angel looking bitch. It's a cherub on the cast, but she looks like Tiffany. Yeah, it does. She does. It does look like Tiffany from Child's Play. The bride. Bride, seed, curse, cult. Exactly. How come we can't fight a doll?
00:35:05
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this one flies that's a lot different no i mean okay if it flies it flies but it looks like they just dropped her out of the attic like to make that scene go oh they probably did yeah they just dropped her like out of the attic and then it was just like tony colette figure it out the bear i did not like that bear the teddy bear drawing that came to life with the tea yeah big scary for you those are those are all done very well then Krampus is just out here going to that da la like for like five minutes and it doesn't move that bothers me his mouth is just this tongue just comes out it does it I think his tongue was practical
00:35:44
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ah Definitely look prac- I think Krampus himself was practical. Oh, yeah, he's definitely a mask and shit like a Yeah, you guys know the ah that famous painting scream with the dude on the road hands on the side of his face Mouth wide open. Yeah, he kind of looks like that. He looks like the ghostface mask all the time I really watch this movie I really was thinking like we gotta get a proper like I'd like Robert Eggers to do a fucking Krampus movie. Oh, yeah And that'd be right. No, yeah, you're right. He can really I think you can do it really. We need a proper Krampus movie, not Red One. Do you know how many movies there are of Krampus? There's a lot. And they're all bad. They're all very bad. They're all really bad. You got like Mother Krampus. Have you seen them? No, but no bad. That whole trilogy with Mother Krampus is not good. You watched it? No, but it's on Amazon Prime for free. No movies suck that are on Prime. OK. Do you like Mother? Have you seen it? I haven't seen it.
00:36:41
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I looked up like movies about Krampus. like one
00:36:47
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That's streaming on Prime now, I'm pretty sure. Mother Krampus has a 2.2. On Letterbox? Yeah. And there's Mother Krampus 2. They got released the same year as Mother Krampus. That's not good. No. If you're releasing a sequel the same year, that's not good.
00:37:05
Speaker
yeah why that looks horrible ah there's a lot but there's a lot of Krampus movies and I feel like none of them are done well I want to what I'm saying is I want a proper horror Krampus movie yeah not horror comedy because this movie tries to be funny who did get that's that's who get James Wan No, fuck James Wan. Why? James Wan just set out to Blumhouse, dude. Get him out of here. I know he is, but you don't think, like, if they did, like, a Krampus in, like, the creepy aspect of, like, the Conjuring type shit, it would be good? Not, like, paranormal or whatever, but, like, in the same style? Theoretically, it'd be good. I... I...
00:37:49
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I'm gonna champion ah Robert Eggers on this one, though. That's my pick. If we're gonna pick a director to direct a Krampus movie. I wouldn't, James, no, obviously, James Wan made one of my favorite movies of all time in Saw. Saw, yeah. The first one. So, you know, ah he can, I'm sure he can do it. I just feel like in today's, I almost said economy, but in today's, like, society, you know, if James Wan made that movie, there'd be, I mean, didn't he make Night Swim?
00:38:19
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Did he? um Did he do it? He diddled some kids. Did he did it? Sure. did He did it. ah Night swim. He's not the director, but he's a producer. Do you think if Robert... He's got his hands and some in some shit that's not very good. Aquaman. ah He did dead silence in that movie's ass. I've never seen it. That's what's a puppet, right? Yeah, the movie's terrible. Yeah.
00:38:46
Speaker
I mean, his... I'll be honest, James Warren's fucking... His directing credits are are pretty good. But then his producing credits are like, what the fuck? Here's my thing with Robert Eggers, right? If he did it, like Diddy. No, not like Diddy. Not like Diddy. Don't Diddy kids, right? Diddle? Don't Diddle them. Also, I never liked that guy's face. Diddy? No. You look too perfect.
00:39:14
Speaker
You knew he was up to some sus shit. He had like a fish mouth. Fish mouth? Yeah. Like ah I don't know how to describe it. They bothered me though. Like you look like you could suck some mean cock. No, he was getting his mean cock sucked. By kids. That's not good. That's a big pause. That's well. Anyways, what were we trying to say? Robert Eggers made a Krampus movie. If Robert Eggers made a Krampus movie, it would be very slow burn.
00:39:43
Speaker
And that's not all you want. Well, right. Well, with what you're saying is like, there wasn't enough Krampus. I feel like if Robert Eggers did it, he'd be like this movie where he's teasing us, you know? And you won't see Krampus until the end. Well, let's see how he doesn't know Svaratu. We'll see how much of, uh, the vampire we were gonna get. Well, with all the reviews, it's like coming out. Like, they're saying like, this is fucking amazing.
00:40:12
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No, I'm just saying like it can still be amazing to be a slow burn not have that much of... I'm fine with slow burns if the burn is worth it. No, but you see what I'm saying about like...
00:40:24
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use this movie as a litmus test kind of like if he if you watch Nosferatu and you get Kamata saying damn I wish there was more of the vampire in the movie then maybe all right he probably would do the same thing with Krampus more or less we don't know we don't know but I feel like with Nosferatu it's like you're not going to get someone big name like Bill Skarsgard and not show him they have gone either way to hide what he looks like kind of like long legs You have a long, yeah, you're right. I'm not comparing the two. Yeah, you know I know you're i know you not. um Fair enough. I do, because there's some good lore that you could build on, but because this is more of a horror comedy, Krampus, this movie does not really, but like the grandmother mentions her story. And I like, what is that? It's like stop it's not stop motion, it's like a cross. it look cool You know what it reminds me of? It reminds me of when they're telling the story of the Deathly Hollows.
00:41:23
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Yeah. Right? Yeah. She was fire. um Casual foreshadowing. yeah Stay tuned for months. I did like, no, I did like that part. i The opening Christmas, like people acting like fucking maniacs on Black Friday to me has always stood out as like a really cool, it's just funny because we used to act like fucking psychos. Yeah. Now I just order everything online. Right. Now it's like, let's just stop the violence and said and have bots on the internet. We didn't start the fire. I do really like that. This is my prop. Here's another problem I have with this movie, um which I feel like we've done a good job of going back and forth between good and bad. Let it air out. The um actual plot or like how Krampus works, right? I don't really get it because Omi,
00:42:21
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ah her Her town, her parents, they all gave up hope on Christmas and then she did as well, right? And you see in the little animation, Jonah, her throwing out the Santa doll into the fire. With her parents ripped in half. What the fuck? That's kind of fucked up. Fucked up. So she gives up, right? Krampus comes to visit and leaves her, drags her her parents into the underworld and gives her the little turd colored ornament.
00:42:48
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It's like the evil Belle from Polar Express. I do. I do fuck with that heavy. I think it's like I would I'd have a Krampus ornament if I could have one if I had a Christmas tree, which I don't like like from this movie. Yeah. Yeah, i I'd fucking have one. Yeah. But then to mirror that, you have Max who gives up because his in-laws suck. They're not his. They're not his in-laws, actually. they're Actually, nobody's in-laws. They're just family. His mom's side of the family sucks.
00:43:18
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David Cockner. ah And then he tears up his list to Santa, which means he's also given up hope. But has the family, like first has their family truthfully given up on the spirit of Christmas? Like they're still, his parents, both of them are still like, Oh, we're going to have, you know, this family over for the holidays, even though we don't really like them, but it is it within the spirit of Christmas to do this. They're trying, they're trying.
00:43:46
Speaker
They're actively trying, right? So Krampus is punishing Max for giving up, which is fine. But he still he still believes in Santa. Well, I guess him tearing it up is supposed to symbolize that he doesn't. ok Also, I guess he like you wished that... ah He didn't wish anything, right? What did he wish? Because he says at the end, I take it back. Right.
00:44:13
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um
00:44:15
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I don't know, because at the end he he just wanted, he says he just wanted Christmas to be like how they used to be. Which is not giving up on Christmas. Right, you're trying to keep the spirit alive. Also, at the end of the movie, which is a positive, you see that there, are when he has like, it's like a fever dream kind of vibe when he wakes up after being thrown into the pit.
00:44:39
Speaker
um It's like the perfect family Christmas. They all find the the ornament and then it zooms out and he's they've been placed in a snow globe and you see Krampus has like hundreds of these snow globes. So just fire. Fire. A very cool part of the movie. Wouldn't Omi then be in a know in a snow globe? Right. but Stuck in her own reality time loop. Right. So how is she in their time? That's my question. Yeah. Or wouldn't they all just be stuck in her snow globe?
00:45:11
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i mean yeah i mean yeah i mean i know i know exactly what you're saying and you're i'm actually kind of wondering to mr michael daugherty i don't really know yeah i know i'm not in trying to poke holes in this it's just it is a little confusing but i like it is part of the lore though right like this is like crampus's lore yeah of like because omni omni is from she sounds german i think it's german because that's where the crampus uh The story comes from. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Which is fire. The the whole plot of Krampus is fire. Anti-Santa. That's dope. I respect it. To tell your kids, like, in a dreamer, like, listen, I'm debating doing a German accent. If you don't behave like Santa's evil cousin or whatever is going to come fucking ruin your life. The Hitler of Christmas.
00:46:08
Speaker
with Yeah, and that's just how I said you have to do it, you know? Yeah. Duh. Duh. So did you see, uh, so when the power outage happens... Mm-hmm. It was an Easter egg I fucking missed. Yeah. There's two, and one of them... You know why and I missed it? Why? Because I was running to fucking see my scene. That's fucking why I missed it.
00:46:36
Speaker
So when the power goes out, Max goes to get the rest of his Halloween candy. Right. OK, and he digs in the bag and they show Sam's lollipop in the bag. I thought it was like a box. Box bag, whatever the fuck it is. Sam's lolly. Sam's fucking pop is in there, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's a little demon pop. I remember glancing up and seeing the box and then I just kept writing.
00:47:05
Speaker
And the second one that I saw, I thought I was fucking losing my mind. Did you rewind the tape to double check? I rewind, rewound, and paused. So at the end, warm pause, warm pause, the opposite of cold play. No one, on i I went immediately to Reddit because Reddit's where I get most of my information when I don't know the answer to something and Google won't give me the answer.
00:47:33
Speaker
When they're zooming out from the snow globe, yeah right underneath the like the shelf, there's like a bookcase. And you know what is laying on the bookcase? Tell me.
00:47:47
Speaker
annabelle Annabelle. Like a doll. The doll from The Conjuring. That's interesting. Why do you think they put it there?
00:47:58
Speaker
I don't know. where' What's the significance? It's not the same universe. Not at all. But Krampus and Trick or Treat happen in the same universe. Confirm. I hope so. Oh good. I hope so. I'm trying to see if James Wan has anything to do with Krampus. He doesn't. And Blumhouse didn't make this. It's universal.
00:48:22
Speaker
which the opening Universal thing was cool looking. It was cool. It was over because I looked it up and like no one's no one's talking about it like at all. I mean, I don't know what the connection between Annabelle and Krampus would be. I don't think there is one. Also, one what year did Annabelle come out? Annabelle or the Conjuring? The Conjuring is 2013. I know that. Also, this is the coolest fucking Krampus poster ever.
00:48:52
Speaker
the one where he's on the roof? Oh, yeah, that's my, ah that's the that's the banner on letterbox. That's a steelbook, an import steelbook though. Yeah, I'm not trying to buy another cramp as steelbook. Movie's a little bit too mid to do that. But I will say the practical effects are very cool. I think it's very relatable having over family that you don't necessarily like to keep up the spirit. Even Max says it when they're in like his bedroom before he rips up his Santa Claus. ah list like why do we have to see these people even though just because they're related to us by blood which is relatable like I got some family that's like oh you're related to me but like I have to see you because we're related right I don't want fucking talk about the greatest people but it but like they're saying it's like a part of the Christmas spirit to be selfless and whatnot so all that all kind of worked and their dysfunction as a family was ah at times it was kind of funny not really
00:49:49
Speaker
Not really. Aunt Dorothy's like comedic thing isn't great. She's a funny actress. She's great. I find her very funny, but I don't think in this movie it really clicked for me. Also, what I was going to say before, and what I what i like what i i think is a common theme for Mr. Michael Doherty,
00:50:12
Speaker
ah Could you argue that there's not enough, I mean, we're saying there's not enough Krampus in the movie, which I agree with. Could you argue there's not enough Sam in Trick or Treat? There's more Sam. He's in. But but like in in a like, could Trick or Treat use more Sam in the actual movie? I'm not saying there's more Sam than or there's less Sam than Krampus in their respective movies. I'm saying, don't you wish there was more Sam in Trick or Treat, the movie?
00:50:42
Speaker
Yeah, more Sam will, you know, I'm never going to complain about more Sam, which hopefully in trick or treat two, which is confirmed. um Hopefully. I'm worried that it's not going to be an anthology. It better be. It kind of has to be.
00:51:00
Speaker
like it I'm worried that the studio is going to be like Universal is going to push him to make it like Sam heavy because Sam sells kind of like sex. um Yeah, but.
00:51:12
Speaker
i Don't think there's enough salmon trick-or-treat either. I think Michael Daugherty has it Not a problem, but does write these like main characters in this case Krampus teasing out not enough I Like the teas, but then like, you know at the at the end fucking just give it to me I need those you know, I need the bus Michael. Yeah, can I call you Mike? I need the bus Mike. He should be doing the whole fucking the whole ah holiday horror gauntlet, man. Like when David Cockner is talking about the fucking evil rabbit, he could do that, too. The Easter Bunny movie? Yeah. Why not? doing Do like a Cupid movie. That's already a thing. Valentine. It's a slasher. My Bloody Valentine? Yeah, and we sucks. You can go fuck yourself. Then we good. No, a good movie. We can review it for Valentine's Day if you want. Yeah, I'd love that. That's why I get that fucking movie. Keep that in.
00:52:10
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ah But the the link I sent you if you pause it at 219 Okay, you can see Annabelle um on my phone. It's kind of hard to tell I'll take your word for it This is on my phone. It literally looks like a fucking blurry mess. I can't really sure I saw all I see a doll there for sure. I just can't yeah I'll go watch like on my laptop or on the TV again But you know nonetheless, this is a fun little horror Comedy holiday movie if you're into that kind of thing Michael Doherty's M.O. Horror comedy holiday. You find you think that not much really happens, which I guess I kind of agree with. My main beef is there's not not enough Krampus for a movie that's called Krampus. There should be more. Then they try to build some lore which does work to some extent, but then it's kind of confusing. Very confusing. What are you going to rate it? So last year on my initial watch, ah I gave it a three and a half.
00:53:12
Speaker
ah I don't know if I was under the influence when I watched it and that's why it was more fun because everything's more fun. However, I'm going to drop it down to a three. I know it's only half star, but like you said, it's fine. You know, it's fun. It's not blow your socks off. Am I going to make it an annual tradition to watch Krampus? Probably not. I do.
00:53:43
Speaker
That's that's cool. There's a couple of mid to bad movies. I watched like every around this time Like Christmas movies. Well, I mean, they're not like the stereotypical Straightforward Christmas movie. I would say Like die-hard like now I watch die-hard. I think that was overrated. That's a hot take but um I like to watch this. I'm thinking, you know, we're doing it for the podcast in a couple of weeks. I'm thinking Violent Knight will become one of those, watch it every year. Oh, for sure. Tight beats. Also, Fat Man, which I don't know if you've seen it or not. I have the Blu-ray. Mel Gibson plays Santa Claus and Walton Goggins is the antagonist. It's not good. I'm not saying it's a good movie.
00:54:28
Speaker
But I do enjoy myself when I watch it. They're trying to assassinate Santa, right? that's thequa This little piece of shit kid hires Walton Goggins to try to assassinate Santa Claus. And there's actually like some pretty decent, pretty decent, I shouldn't say that. There's actual like, there's like gore in the movie. That's a fucking Santa Claus movie. Yeah, that's what I like. Also, I find it funny. If you don't find it funny, you're not gonna like it. I, to me, it's funny.
00:54:54
Speaker
ah Yeah, so um tonight I'm going to, you know, Mark and Autumn are coming over. So I might, I might delve into, I'm going to give them three movie options, right? Two Christmasy, one not. I'm going to give them Jaws 4. Jaws? Jaws 4. Horrible movie. Yeah. ah Jack Frost, not the Michael Keaton one, the killer snowman one.
00:55:23
Speaker
People don't like the Michael Keaton one. Why is that? Is it nostalgia? That's blasphemy. I think it's nostalgia. I have the OG DVD still. Me too. That's the only way it's out. yeah We need a Blu-ray, Warner Brothers. Give it to us. I watch that every year. I haven't watched it in like fucking 10 years, I think. And then I'm thinking Silent Night, Deadly Night. You said the movie's bad. Yes. Well, if I'm able to put in my two cents,
00:55:53
Speaker
I'm going Jack Frost. Mmm. Killer snowman. Oh, it's the horror one. It's not. I'm thinking of my peak one still. Yeah. It's different mo's the first one again. Jaws four. Definitely. Jaws four is out. I mean, after seeing Jaws three. yeah So there are things I haven't seen Jack Frost, but I've heard there's tits. So that's a selling point. Fat man, dude. Watch fat man tonight. Yeah.
00:56:22
Speaker
It's in the Christmas spirit. All right, I'll put it in the pile. I'll let them choose. Tell Mark that this one is Nick recommended. Oh, he's going to say it's ass. I know. That's how he is, but also his letterbox is fucking cooked. Every time I'm like, oh, Nick rated this movie, and he's like, what do you give it?
00:56:44
Speaker
i like like two and a half like three and he's like yay that's like his average rating it is not autumn's like i do be giving out two and a half but like my highest my highest uh on the little craft chart is three and a half autumn says you hate every movie autumn uh right under the pot are calls at 508 fist us and uh leave a voice about why i hate every movie she's probably bought her about the ghibli movie thing Probably ah you and I both agree that pine. Yo is it mid I know it's total. I'll say horrible. Okay, I'm not gonna say that but it was a to get through Yeah, it really was even Liam Neeson couldn't save it. No, he saves his daughter like four times. Yeah but ah I Don't know why she thinks I hate every movie I get two and a half is a neutral rating.
00:57:37
Speaker
She was very butthurt over the Alien Romulus thing, and I was like, that movie's actually bad. I don't know... agree though what you and i are the same i know this I'm like, I don't know what, like, the beef is with us hating Alien Romulus. That movie's not good. If she really wanted to take up beef about, I hate every movie, why would you pull up Alien Romulus and not actual Alien? The OG, which I don't like.
00:58:00
Speaker
That is the easy, low-hanging fruit. Low-hanging like my boss. Go after it. Alien is boring. Boring. Do you agree with that too? I do. Wow. I did not think you'd agree with that. But we can talk about it on our episode. The Alien franchise is overrated. I'll kiss that mouse. Sorry. That franchise is overrated.
00:58:24
Speaker
I like, we've been over it, you can go listen to, check out my letterbox or go listen to that episode of my, I think it gave you a ranking too, on the Alien franchise. That was like one of the biggest disappointments of the year, for sure. For sure. um I'm in the same boat as you though, I watched this movie, the last time I watched it was two years ago, I had rated it at three and a half, I did drop my rating to a three. There's just not enough Krampus for it to be called Krampus. Worth a damn. I read a different review from ah Cinnamon Joe, shout out to him, but He he said like, you know, the practical effect work is going to keep the bottom like the lowest rate can give it kind of high because it's done so well, which I 100 percent agree with. I agree with that, too. Practical effects can save a movie. It's just how it is. But then there's no blood because it's PG-13. So it's like, well, Naughty Cut's unrated. Naughty Cut isn't very naughty. It's not naughty. I need some fucking Tony Collette tits. That's what I need. Do you need that? Is she not?
00:59:24
Speaker
She kind of is a piece, dude. She's also in... Go ahead. She's a MILF. I'm putting it out there. She's a MILF. I think that's a solid take. ah She's in this movie that came out this year called Juror No. 2, which... um What is his name? Clint Eastwood, directed at 95 years old, or 96. Literally, he's like that old, actually. That's not an exaggeration.
00:59:50
Speaker
The Alzheimer's might kick in mid movie. Looking back at his career, you can talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly. you know i'm saying wow we're doing comedy
01:00:06
Speaker
But anyways, she's a lawyer in that movie, and she is a p-p-p-p-p-p-p-piece in that movie. I'll hit it with that again, dude. Where Tony Collette stands out here, huh? I mean, I don't think anybody's against Tony Collette, I'll be honest. Snubbed for an Oscar. Where would she stop for a hereditary? Yeah, she didn't even get nominated for Best Actress. All right, well, I think we should wrap this episode up.
01:00:34
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Unless you have anything more to add on Krampus and his long, practical effect tongue. Uh, no. Besides, I wish he stuck it up Tony Collett's pussy. That's it.
01:00:49
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01:01:03
Speaker
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01:01:33
Speaker
hi um Next well, not next week. We're dropping a boner alert episode on on y'all I don't think I even I said it earlier, but I didn't say it say it on Christmas We're dropping black Christmas, which we've already recorded that episode. It was fucking wild And that that movie is go watch it for yourself. I guess yeah ah sport Yeah, don't spoil anything um Then on the 27th, which is a Friday, we are dropping ah the best of two guys, one screen episode that also has already been recorded. So ah we're only doing December to December. So anything that came out from like Gremlins, better watch out, Moana, none of that's in there, but it's okay. The next year's Gremlins, I don't know if I said the beginning of this episode or we were off air, is has taken for me ah the number one spot as our best episode.
01:02:29
Speaker
taking over Friday the 13th, which was crowned for a while. And we're sorry. We missed the funniest. We missed this Friday the 13th. I'm sorry. It is what it is. But go listen to Gremlins if you haven't already. That episode is fucking off the walls for Larry. So is Black Brother. We recorded those the same day. I feel like we're as we get more comfortable with this podcasting thing, we're we're just letting it all hang out there. My balls hang low.
01:02:58
Speaker
We are a movie review podcast and a comedy podcast We're not that funny Comedy is, yeah, well that, and also comedy is subjective. But Jesus and friends said we're funny, so. That's Jesus. Jesus fucking Christ said that shit to us. If Jesus likes us, you have to like us. We have the receipts. Well, not for long. Take talks, man. I'm not gonna have anything. We'll have the screenshots. Yeah, I gotta screenshot it. All right, we'll see you guys, I don't know what day. We'll see you guys on Christmas for Black Christmas. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark.