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Dungeon Dive Inc 14: Boom's 7
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In todays episode: Tulip fishes, Protects makes moves in the real estate market, and Boom gathers them up to enact their daring heist. Thanks for listening! Check out our site: www.funninstallersnetwork.com, check out our ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/funinstallers and remember to rate us if you hate us! BYE!
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Transcript
Introduction and Character Setup
00:00:00
Speaker
Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Hey, hey, hi. This is role players podcast. You're listening to there. Yep. Hi. Hi. And we're playing dungeon diving today. It's the fourteenth episode. Can you believe it? That's that's more than a baker's dozen. That's yeah. It's almost as though she used to be a baker's more than I think. Yeah.
00:00:25
Speaker
Um, so we're playing at dungeon dive there. Uh, we got Adam there.
Recap and Cultist Tension
00:00:31
Speaker
He's playing boom, papa, the human, human wizard male. Uh, we've got, oh, uh, kid cast playing tulip corpse pod, orcish warrior female. And then we got, um, uh, Adrian playing protect skull.
00:00:50
Speaker
the goblin fightist named Pertex Ghaul. Pertex Ghaul. Super goblin. Yep. They forgot Betsy. And Betsy the doll, star of the show. The last time they finally defeated the mystery of the swamp, more or less, they took a cultist prisoner.
00:01:14
Speaker
Uh, and interrogatize them, got information from them about their, their thing. They were worshiping blasphemocks. They were trying to do dark things and boom, pa pa. And my friend cram it helped to dissolve that situation from happening. And.
00:01:32
Speaker
They took him back to the DDI to meet their dad, Beroccolis. And Beroccolis said, hey, guys, I like religion. And also Blackstone Box's enemy of Altuzash and Beroccolis is apparently an Altuzash man all the way. And he said, hey, guys, this is some big stuff here you found. That's what they're doing down there. And Boom said,
00:01:54
Speaker
Well, yeah, I don't trust you. I don't trust any of these motherfuckers, so I'm keeping this.
Cultist Internship and Dagger Dilemma
00:01:58
Speaker
Oh, they found a black dagger that may or may not have some value to the cult of Blasphemox, who does not like Altuzash. And boom, doesn't also not like Altuzash, so he said, I ain't trusting you bitches with shit. And also, that guy from the cult is going to be their intern or something, and Tulip's going to be his assistant. The assistant to the original intern.
00:02:23
Speaker
No one really knows what's going on, I think. But anyway, he's in charge and she's making two of work for it. But he's in charge of our days and two. Because she's insane. It's in charge. But yeah, that's that's about our story there. How do you guys feel about that? What are you doing with Jeff? Where's Jeff? Where are you leaving him? What are you doing with him? Jeff, Jeff's going to be our intern. And you know, the first order I give to Jeff asked me
00:02:54
Speaker
Jeff, hit that theme music! Oh.
00:03:35
Speaker
Good job, Jeff. Good job, Jeff. Way good, Jeff! I can't wake up. Oh, and you guys made a friend with the goblin guy who cleans up at night because you went to the office at night. Oh, yeah, we spent the night in Beroccolis' office and made shadow puppets on the wall with the goblin janitor.
00:03:57
Speaker
Yeah. So, yeah, what are you? You got the black dagger. It's mysterious and potentially dangerous. You got Jeff, who's kind of an idiot. What do you do? Did Jeff hit the music? Yeah, I didn't hear it. I just want to make sure. Oh, my God. No, you did. OK, cool.
00:04:14
Speaker
No, I heard it. It was beautiful. Yeah, just playful. It goes. I love the sound of the swords. It's amazing. I like. I know. I know I made it, but I love when the guy gets stabbed at the end. That was like a goat kick. And he goes. Anyhoozer. Yeah, you guys got that stuff going on. What's your what's your plan of dealing with these things? I think I am going to.
00:04:44
Speaker
Uh. Make the black dagger disappear for a little while until they can figure out what to do with it.
Magic Table and Mission Planning
00:04:53
Speaker
Well, how are you going to do that, brother? Uh, yeah, I'm probably just going to dig a big hole somewhere. Yeah. Whoa.
00:04:59
Speaker
No, I'm not going to do that. That sounds like a lot of work I don't want to do. Um, get Jeff to do it and then he can, he'll get his assistant tool to do it. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? That doesn't sound like something boom would do it, but like, all right, Jeff, take care of this. Wait, no, no, wait a second. You were with the guys with these. Nevermind. No, I can't trust you with this.
00:05:18
Speaker
That's crazy. Where's the janitor? What was his name? He was Mark. I don't know. Mark, Mark, come put this mark up. Hey, where's Mark at? Can I page Mark? I kind of want to imagine this. I'm going to imagine you guys just you're just leaving Bruckley's office now. And he's like, he's like, no, hey, I work nights. I got to go. I got to go sleep. Oh, hey, can I put this in your supply closet for like a day? What is that thing? That was just saying like that's really bad, right?
00:05:43
Speaker
Yeah, but I mean, like if you put it with a bunch of cleaning supplies, then like it'll be fine. Like spill some detergent on it or whatever it is we use to clean things. Yeah, I guess. Just don't mess with my stuff. No, I want it. Yeah. Where's your stuff at, man? It's on a there's a little basement down below. It's not far from the the armory area down below our floors. Oh, cool. Hey, guys, you want to hit the armory while we go and store the stuff?
00:06:12
Speaker
I mean, sure. Oh, yeah. Also, you know, I guess I guess I could leave this in the armory. That makes more sense. I can't remember. I can't remember how the old lady there talked. She died. It's a new an intern's there now. Yes. Hello, my guide, unfortunately. But I have candy all the time. You have candy? You guys go into the guys go into the armory then?
00:06:37
Speaker
Yeah, but I got stuff out of janitor's office. Yeah, you see, he's got, you see a door says, it says Jan Etor. Dr. Jan Etor works in here. Yeah, I'm just gonna, is it unlocked? Can I just like open door real quick? Yeah, you open it up, it's open. What's in there? Oh man, it's fucking, it's bigger than bureaucracy's office, man. He's got like a nice desk down there. He's got like some nice paintings on the wall and shit. He's got a picture of a young painting of a young goblin
00:07:07
Speaker
baby girl on it and says do it for her. Oh, geez. Oh, this guy. Oh, my God. We all have our inspirations in life. Does he have like a.
00:07:19
Speaker
Like a bunch of brooms or something around he's got like you see like he's got like labeled brooms hanging on the wall. It says like The there's one it's like the sweepinator 500. There's like the Excalibur 2000 They're all nice as shit, too right on I'm going to about you hide it beneath the table beneath desk Yeah, you know, maybe I'll do that, you know, it's just rip up one of the floorboards and I'll just shove it in there. Yeah, I
00:07:49
Speaker
I wrote a wrote a rip protects. Yeah. What do you guys see with the muscles? You know, rip the floorboards up for me. Just like one good one.
Character Development and Tavern Building
00:07:56
Speaker
That's so hard. And I'm rolling a seven. 11. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Hey, what a what a what a first roll of the day to save a seven for some stupid bullshit. It doesn't really matter.
00:08:07
Speaker
So you you you kind of like you pull board because snap it a little bit does. It's kind of a little broken. But you can put it back more or less where it was, but you can kind of see there's it's been broken. That's OK. I'll fix it with prodigious digitization or whatever it is that we. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. So he's broken. I'm just going to I'm going to I'm going to shove the sword in there. The dagger in there the best I can. Nice. Maybe put like a rug over it. Maybe like like an old.
00:08:33
Speaker
You know, I don't know if there's any sort of curtains in here. I'm just going to put it over top of it. He's definitely got some nice rugs in there. Yeah, I'm going to pull a rug over top of it. Nice. And, you know, it'll be safe in here, right, guys? Like, no one's going to look at a janitor's closet for a black dagger. They're probably going to go to the armory because it's right next door. Hmm. No one's going to think to look in here. We got the biggest brains in this whole we got the biggest brains in this whole fucking kingdom. Also, Tulip, do you have money on you?
00:09:00
Speaker
No, you have all the money. We were supposed to get paid by bureaucracies. Okay. Because you're still owing me money. I know. You guys, I think, I think, too, I think you grabbed the gems when you guys are fighting over stuff. There was like miscellaneous gems. You didn't get enough gems and coins down in the dungeon anyways. Um, no. Of course not.
00:09:30
Speaker
Hey, I bought a cup. I'll go hit the street corner and go mug some people. I have to go pun this in. I will pay you back when I exchange all these. Okay. Do you want to candelabra? What now? It holds your candles. Well, that sounds like a good deal, Protex. Come on, take it. You know how hard it is for poor people to get candelabras around here? You don't gotta hold your own candles.
00:10:01
Speaker
I'm already full of my glowing armor. I was trying to be glowing. I was gonna say, it doesn't last all fucking night, dude. I know, but I'm just going to ask you again to make it glow again. No, not unless you accept the candelabra, because I want you to have it. I think you'll look real dapper with it. I mean, I'll just put it in my pocket, I guess. Don't put it in your pocket. Candelabras don't go in your pocket. You carry them proudly or you display them on your mantle or light up your table and make it look beautiful. Hey, do you guys want to redecorate this janitor office?
00:10:31
Speaker
I don't have a table. We'll get you one. I mean, I'm done with that, yeah. What if I make you a table that you can carry around with you, that way you always have a table? Wouldn't that be funny if Protex has like, instead of a weapon mounted on his clunking suit, it's just like he has like a couple of rope sets to spread like a fucking table to his back. I'll make you my language. Just use the fucking table.
00:10:57
Speaker
It's just like a little thing. It looks more like a step stool because he's a goblin. So he just has like a little a little stool Like those people that have like the Stick that they would walk around that they would be able to sit on during like the horse races and stuff So they would be able to like mingle You know, I'm going to do that. Yeah, let's get some wood. Oh
00:11:23
Speaker
No, I'm just going to summon you one right now. Ready? Prepare to have your mind blown out your ass. You ready for some cool magic shit? I am ready for some cool magic. All right, here we go. I'm going to I'm going to I call this one. Table is summon us. Boom. That's an 18, baby. Yeah, I like all my best roles. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
00:11:47
Speaker
I get a roll of 20 and an 18. I'm two away from max roll on a fucking 2d 10. And I'm like, I saw that it's a glorious table. Can I tell you what the table looks like? Tell me what it looks like as table you made. Please tell me. Yeah. So the table, first of all, Adrian, Adrian, not protects Adrian. When you imagine a table for a goblin, what do you think it looks like?
00:12:06
Speaker
Like just like like structurally is it like one of those ones it's like a circle that has like like a middle thing that holds it up or is it like got four legs like a traditional rectangular table like what kind of style of table do you think I was imagining a rectangular table for like four legs.
00:12:22
Speaker
All right, so it's a rectangular table with four legs. It is made of marble. It is beautiful. And and check this out. If I made GM, I'm going to overstep just a little bit because I rolled really high. But let me know if you're cool with this. They can walk with a with a with a magic word. He can make it jump off his back and set itself up.
00:12:49
Speaker
But you have to pick the magic word, Protex. What do you want the magic word to be to activate your table so it sets itself up? Duck. Oh, there it goes. Oh, you did it. Whoa. Wow. My brain completely blown. And it
Surveillance and Strategy
00:13:03
Speaker
magically magnetizes to your clown suit so you don't have to wrap it up or anything. I don't know where you're going to fit your weapons, though.
00:13:10
Speaker
I don't, I don't have all my weapons I need on myself. You know, sometimes I'm skeptical of you, but you've really impressed me now. He holds up his two fists. Like these are all the weapons I need. Pick up like Dwayne, like see, this is all I need. You got Dwayne and your table. What's your table's name? The table's name is Jessica. Jessica the table. I like it.
00:13:39
Speaker
Jessica Table, at your service. I used to tell you about the rock as a sword. Or if you're like Jessica Marble, like Jenna Marble's sister, because it's a marble table. Jess Marble. That's like a cool femme fatale, like in a fucking 1920s detective show. Jess Marble has. Yeah, she's like the goth version of her. I'm Jess Marble. Everything is gray. This whole world is gray. There's no color. You're going to find who killed my husband.
00:14:10
Speaker
You know, a coffee table would be glorious. Got to get you a coffee. You got to get you like a tablecloth and stuff or table goth. Yes. But that's on you to go do all that stuff. You know, hey, can I borrow your table to maybe have dinner with Betsy Sunday? I mean, if you're paying rent. Hey, I made it. Come on. Maybe a discount at least. No, that's fine. Yeah. All right. Fine. But are you you and Tulip or even now if you take the now you have a place to put your candelabra on your nice table.
00:14:38
Speaker
I mean, you're right about that. You're going to be getting so many goblin goblin squish. It's going to be ridiculous. That's what you're into, right? Goblin what? Nothing, bro. I'm just saying you're going to be rolling in ass when I'm when we're done with you.
00:14:56
Speaker
Oh yeah. Ads is what I've worn in this life. You're right. Ads and money. What did you say before? Money in goblin bitches? So. So you guys can go to the armory? Justin, we've wasted 16 minutes of your time. We're sorry.
00:15:14
Speaker
Hey, don't touch me. I apologize to poor Steve listening right now. Hi, Dixon. Hi, Steve. Hi, Dixon. Hi, it's me. Hi, Kimmy. Hi, Danny. Hi, Cass. Who's going to listen in the future? Hi, future Adam. Hi, future Adrian. Justin. Hi, Casey. Hi, everybody. Hi. Go to the armory or wherever you're doing. Hi, Jessica Marble.
00:15:44
Speaker
So yeah, I'll let them take the lead. I've done what I wanted to do. You guys can go to the armory. You guys want to go to the armory? So. Yes. I don't really know what I should do with the armory. I have like all the armor I need. I've been talking to you at the table. Tulip wants to. You guys can go do your own thing. You do have zero sausage and inventory protection. You're very thanks for reminding me about that. I'm leaving bye.
00:16:14
Speaker
Okay, so protects fucks off Tulip you're gonna go over to the armory boom. What are you doing? Where are you falling to pull up pull up? No I am Whenever I find out what they're doing I want to go make my way back towards the church to go check in on my guy Evan Whatever his name supposed to be cool. Cool. Cool. Okay to the bleed into that armory. I
00:16:35
Speaker
She wants to go down and get an upgrade on her mallet and see if she can get something better. And, um, yeah. Okay. So you go down there and the old lady is still there. She's behind her little, her little like shuttered window that her thing. And she's like, 23 swords. Do you have any candy? Oh God, you, what are you doing down here? Huh?
00:17:05
Speaker
Um, I was just wondering if I could just like get an upgrade on this. I mean, I do love it and I wish you would just hold it for me, but it just does not go with my dress. Do you see my fancy dresses? Um, yeah, I suppose that's pretty. Um, what I, uh, um, okay. Well, uh, well, you know, the first ones are free and then, uh, you get more later. I'm going to pay if you want more. This is a charity.
00:17:35
Speaker
She puts three of the gems that she got from the cavern. Does this work? I guess I can give them to the accounting and they can handle the transferring of this to actual money. Okay. Do we want a bigger ham or what? I just want a pretty old one. I want the same size though. Okay. Let me go see.
00:18:02
Speaker
She goes, rummages around, bang, boom. What color is your dress? Oh, it was blue and pink. Great. Yeah, she brings out a hammer, has like the bindings around the handle part of it is like a blue, like dyed to leather or something. I don't know. She's like, hey, this good enough for you?
00:18:33
Speaker
Oh, I love it. Thank you so much. It goes with my dress perfectly. Thank you. You're welcome. I'm glad to help you accessorize. She throws it over her shoulder and starts skipping out with Betsy in her one hand. Do you have a note of how much damage the other one did? I do not remember. That one does three damage, we'll say.
00:18:58
Speaker
OK, OK, bye. Bye. And you fuck off out of there. Not that we'll meet up. Where are you into later? Where is put to where is you? Where are you going to head next? We're going to switch to Protex, but where are you going to head to when the time comes?
00:19:16
Speaker
I don't know. Great. Great. I didn't think that far ahead. That's good. Protects. She's probably going to go fishing. There we go. She's going to go fishing because she has to have fishing. Right. I know. You didn't forget about that the whole time after you bought it. Yes. It's great. You go find a water somewhere. Protects, where are you going for your sausage needs? I'm going to the nearest sausage place, which is probably where I was, the thingy. Where was the thingy?
00:19:46
Speaker
It's way down in the southern portion of Tan. Going through like the nearest tavern. Okay, going to the nearest tavern, huh? I think, there's probably some little shitty generic ones, but the one, what's this, is he? Oh, there's a tanker right there. Tipping tankard is one right not too far down the street near the gate. Go down there.
00:20:04
Speaker
I'm going to a tipping tank hut. Nice. It's a small little place. The picture on the outside of the sign says tankard. It's tipping over with beer spilling out of it. That's because why this sign looks like the name. And you go into there and there's everybody going, yeah, I fucking love beer, man. Me too, dude.
00:20:24
Speaker
So, I go into there, and I go up to the guy who sells things. An actor. I'm in dire need of sausages. Do you have some? Ah, I need sausages, DA.
Infiltration and Cliffhanger
00:20:37
Speaker
Well, a good thing I came to the tip and tanker that I've got the goodest sausages ever you've had into your mouth. That's great. Also, besides sausages, have you ever thought about selling your place?
00:20:51
Speaker
No, I've got quite good business going here. I don't want to sell it. Okay. That's all I need to know. Okay, good. And how many sausages you want to have for your fella? Let's say God gave me two hands, so two sausages. Oh, that's a good way to put it there, fella. All right, let me go get the missus. Oh, you old bitch, get two sausages going.
00:21:17
Speaker
She's gonna make them for us right now. Fresh for ya. Yes, mm-hmm. That'll be, that'll be tuppence.
00:21:24
Speaker
Two pints? Two pints. Two pints. Two pints silver, please. Ah, okay. I only speak goblin. Sore. I only speak, uh, bulbrick. And that's my name, Bubbrick. That's great. I gave him two like silver. Oh, great. That's nice. And a couple minutes pass and his wife comes out and with a plate with some sausage on it for you. Okay. Thanks for the sausages. I have another question though.
00:21:53
Speaker
Do you know some people I could hire to build my own place? There's all kinds of workers around the town. They're always trying to do work. Many of these along the river here, there's all kinds of shipping people and whatnot. All kinds of fellers always doing all kinds of things. You can surely find someone around these shipyards or whatever you have.
00:22:18
Speaker
That's a good point, yeah. Thanks. Yeah. Here. That's pretty my advice. Okay. Have a nice day. You too. I don't know how much space is left in the city, though, for any hoses. It's pretty cram-jammed, you know. You know, there's always enough space if you really believe in it. All right, well, I don't have nothing but no real tea, so that's good for you, buddy. All right, well, I enjoy them sausages. Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. Bye-bye.
00:22:46
Speaker
And you have your sausages and you eat them as you walk or whatever you want to do. It would be kind of nice to eat them as well after buying them. It's good. Yeah. I mean, you eat them and you start where you're going to walk to some sort of shipping yard area. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to like a busy area and see like if there's like any people that would be good at like building.
00:23:10
Speaker
buildings.
00:23:27
Speaker
saw and logs and like, you know, stack and lumber. Yeah, they're like, they're six, six feet tall. There's like, there's, and actually it's a bunch of, it's a bunch of big buff hairy elven dudes. Cause you wouldn't, I feel like that's the last thing you think of when you think of elven dudes.
00:23:46
Speaker
So as they move their boards from back and forth. I like try to find a box to stand on. So I appear a bit bigger. And then I'm going to like, yo, hello. I'm looking for some workers to build my own establishment. Is anyone interested in some money? We are builders of building type things. That's good. How much do you guys charge for like building things?
00:24:14
Speaker
Well, it depends on how big it is, isn't that right, Jonathan? Oh, yes, right, it's got to be what you're never to build. Now, I was thinking of building myself a little tavern. Oh, I'd like to drink and like some people I was asleep in. Oh, that's pretty fine. Yeah, I'd be nice to build. Like how many square footage you're thinking of it?
00:24:38
Speaker
You know, I'm not super good at numbers, but it should be like, not too big because I don't want to do it for now. But it should be a nice tab. A couple of people have space in it. Oh, okay. You got a bit of land you're going to put it on. You got the zoning permits, all that stuff. Is that really necessary? You can just put it outside of town. And then if anybody comes to ask, just shoot them away.
00:25:07
Speaker
I don't know. I guess that sounds good to me. That sounds good to me. Yeah, that sounds good to me. I think so too. Well, I'd probably say it'd be, it would take 500 silver, right, boys?
00:25:23
Speaker
That's be good, yeah, for labor and parts. And, you know, maybe a couple of rounds for free when we come by your place, when you start set up. Yeah, yeah, that should be fine. Yeah, that's what we like, boys, huh? Yeah, we like pretty beer. That's right, Jonathan. Okay. Can give you some advance and I'll give you the rest of the money when it's done. All right, what you putting down there, guy? How about a hundred for a start? All right.
00:25:51
Speaker
That'll get you a deposit on having us saved up as your appeal. We'll try and keep ourselves open for you at some point. Okay. Sounds good. All right. My name's Hemari. I'm the owner of this building company. Hemari? Yes, Hemari.
00:26:11
Speaker
I need to find a place where I can write it down. Me too, me too. Hymory? I'll put him in my inventory. Hymory for your memory. I'm gonna see how you spell it. I'm gonna spell it that way. Hymory. It's like hemorrhage, but... I was thinking about that too, yeah.
00:26:32
Speaker
It's all in a hammer. Yeah. OK, so you've got that guy and then you see protects. You see like the hammer. Surprisingly enough, across the river and the other side of the river in town, you see an orcish woman in a dress swinging fish in a rod in the air, fishing, fishing style with it. OK. If you want to talk to her that is, you don't have to. Swinging fish and rods.
00:27:03
Speaker
I'm just outside swinging Rod, you know who I am. You know me, you know me. Yeah, like I approach her. Okay, you approach her. Hey, you seem like the characteristic type. Holy shit, when did you get here?
00:27:23
Speaker
I was just seeing you and the way you like sell your fish. And I was thinking that I'm trying to like establish my own tavern and somebody with you like speech, speeching skills would be very good for me. I think so too. Does for Tex realize this is tulip or does not realize it's tulip?
00:27:49
Speaker
Or Tex? What? Do you realize that it's Tulip you're talking to? I was thinking that he just voices this new NPC. I was just thinking the same thing. Either he's trying to hire Tulip on purpose, or he doesn't recognize that he's talking to Tulip. You know what I like in Pony Express?
00:28:13
Speaker
And when they were like starting, when you and Cass were starting to talk, you and I, it was my dream. Yeah. When I said you see an orc fishing, I meant you see tulip fishing. Oh, okay. He's not even looking her in the face. He's just like staring at her belly button and being like, yeah, you seem like a very charismatic person. You want to work really? Like a good fish mower. I could use some fish in my establishment I'm making. You're a good speechist. Yes.
00:28:44
Speaker
Um, anyway, uh, tulip protects you. I guess you recognize them. He comes over and talks to you and says that. What do you say to him? Um, you want me to sell my fish? Oh, wait. Hey. What are you doing here? Oh, wait. Hey. That's cool. Yeah.
00:29:11
Speaker
So how's the fishing going? Do you want me to teach you how? I mean, sure. Why not? Do you have a spare rock? Hi, I'm fishing.
00:29:31
Speaker
okay um well yeah i'll leave you guys for you teaching you got a spare rod for you you got a spare rod there get a spare rod just break a stick and put some toy on it i'll use it
00:29:43
Speaker
scraps mine. Anyway, so yeah, we'll go back to Boom-Pap-Pap, who's walking on his way, just as you're leaving Dungeon Drive Inc. to go to that place. You hear on your phone, your sending stone goes off, and it says, send from, what the fuck is his name? Shit. Fuck, what was his first name? Oh, Feodorik Eimsly.
00:30:10
Speaker
I know that is, but yeah, sure. I've got the charges. Hello. It's me, Father Aimsley. Who? Father Aimsley from the church. Which church? Aftersash. Oh, that's his name. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is Evan there? How's he doing? No. Cause I don't want to tell you a million times. He's a saint and he's up in heaven talking to people when they die.
00:30:35
Speaker
Oh, Aimsley. Yes, sorry. I talked to a lot of people the past couple of days. I'm sorry. Yeah, what's up, mate? I listened because I got, oh man, I panicked. I gave him all the coins you gave me because he was asking me all kinds of questions about where's my family from and how we got all our money. And I just kind of like didn't really know. And also, you know, I kind of hate the guy. So I was kind of being a dick to him and he's like, oh, starting to be suspicious. So I was like, oh, wait a second. Oh, there's some money for you. And he's, and it kind of cooled him off. But now cause I think I'm fucked.
00:31:06
Speaker
Uh-huh. When, uh, when did you talk to the guy last? What's his name again? Archbishop something, something. Oh, it was just, it was, his name is, uh, fuck, I don't remember. I was born. I think I don't care. I don't remember. Um, yeah, it was this morning after, after the morning, uh, mess, mess, muscle thing, mass holding. Yeah. Right. Uh, okay. Well, I'm actually on my way there anyway. So, uh, you know, yeah, I'm going to go and, uh,
00:31:35
Speaker
tried to track down where all that money went. Uh, so you can get out of there pretty soon. The moment I, I follow my little track and magic spell and see where the hell they're keeping all the good stuff. That's good. Cause it's eating me alive from playing all this act and doing this bullshit. Cause I hate this. Right. Well, just, just keep thinking about it. Like you're, you're playing the a really big role and a really awesome play that only you and I know is being performed right now that eventually everybody will look back and be like,
00:32:02
Speaker
Wow, that A is really good acting. Because I've been thinking something, I thought it would be good just to screw them over, take their money, but I'm thinking it's like,
00:32:18
Speaker
We're not going to get any reform by screwing him over. We've got to make people aware that he's keeping it to himself, too. I don't know who we could even find in the city guard or something more than officials who we can be like, hey, look, this is proof he's taking money from the church, putting it in his own private coffers. I don't know who we could trust, cuz.
00:32:37
Speaker
Uh, well, I have an idea about that, my friend, because I've been in his office before, so I think I might go make a little bit of a visit there if you can guarantee to me that he's not in his office when I need to be in there. Okay, cause that's great. But I mean, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, um, somebody's like, we gotta like turn him into somebody. Yeah, but I don't know who I can trust in the government to do that. That's what I'm saying.
00:33:01
Speaker
But you know what there's there's no greater power in the community than the judgment of the people so if I can find a way to show what's going on to everybody all at once. Everybody's gonna you know at least start to suspect something's got a bit of a bit of right so what do they call it you know the public the court of public opinion.
00:33:21
Speaker
Yeah, because, oh man, you think, what if maybe I don't want to like, you know, backseat player you hear or anything, but what if like you found a way to, you got the stuff, you took his private collection, but then you let him know you had it and then you got them all riled up and had them follow you out to like the town square.
00:33:41
Speaker
And then I killed him. Oh, no. Well, I mean, that might be a backup plan, but, um, but like, what if we said, I could like gather up a bunch of people say, Oh, I'm going to do a nice after sashie and showing in the town square at like 12 o'clock. And I get a bunch of people to come around and you can drag them out or have them follow you. And he'd be like, give him my shit back. And then they'd be like, Oh, we see him with all this money or whatever. I don't know. I think that'd work.
00:34:06
Speaker
You went way too fast for me that guy all I got was something about I'm supposed to kill him in the town square So we're gonna have to meet up to talk a little bit about that But yeah something along that line I was just thinking like I was just gonna cast some sort of like Projections spell like in his office to like project to the townspeople what he's doing with that money And then they're like oh hey this guy kind of sucks
00:34:29
Speaker
You know, like some surveillance and then you can do the thing that you said you were going to do that I was definitely paying attention to and then maybe. Yeah, and then maybe together it'll all kind of all kind of work out. Hey, totally only somewhat related, but can I ask you a kind of a non sequitur question? I don't know what that means, but yeah, go ahead.
00:34:49
Speaker
Yeah. So I was just thinking, what if a bunch of like eagles and hawks started just hanging out on the stoop of the church? Do you think that we could call them birds of prey? I'm going to hang up now because. All right. Cool. Talk to you later. I need like at least an hour to gather people up around town, you know?
00:35:17
Speaker
Well, yeah, can you just make sure that old, you know, Dick Stain is out of his office because they really need to get in there. Oh, I could try. Well, you know, actually, because I can I tell you, he always goes to for his lunch to the big tavern on the main street drag there. So he's going to be out of out of there from like 12 to one. He takes an hour because. Oh, is it 12 now? I don't know to watch or close because. Yeah. Now give me time to get everybody gathered up for my little showing that I'm going to do. All right. I'm going to boink in there right now.
00:35:46
Speaker
All right, bye, cuz. Boink. Bye. And you're in his office. Is he in there? No. OK, good. Uh, yeah, I would like to cast surveillance. Nope, that's not what it's called. Spy a kiss.
00:36:05
Speaker
Nope. Let's see. What's a good, let's see. What's a good, uh, what's a good one? Uh, uh, uh, Dronicus surveillance. Okay. And I'm going to try to put like some projection, uh, orbs like that are visible only to me. Oh, like, like a scrub, like an orb or kind of like a scrying or, but like it captures what happens in there and then.
00:36:27
Speaker
You know, I'll have another one that I can project elsewhere whenever it's ready. Yeah, I can't do it yet because you won't be in there. Somebody's going to buy a wiser, you know what I'm saying? It's empty room out here. Yeah, I want to be activated by face by that guy. People, anybody going in that office? OK.
00:36:46
Speaker
And then, you know, oh, you know what? No, I'm going to take that information and I'm going to record it. Like I'm going to be the cloud. I'm going to save it in the literal clouds and then I'll have it rain data on everybody when I want them to see what's going on. It'll be a beautiful data storm. Okay. That's if the spell works. Right. Let's see if it does. Yeah. Here we go. Go. Sixteen. Yeah. Everything you just said is what it does. Cause that's a good enough role to exceed your expectations.
00:37:15
Speaker
All right. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to try to disguise something in the room. What's there a lot of in here that would just look something that he would just want to display proudly or something or just like just kind of have is like this bougie thing of his that he just wouldn't really notice unless it was missing. He's probably got a lot of.
00:37:35
Speaker
candelabras and a lot of candles and a lot of, you know, this is the stories of candles, boys. This is very a very fine chandelier above you. You know, it was all just thing. Here's it. Here's it. Here's an episode title for you. Candelabra Kadabra. Maybe, maybe. I just thought of it. All right. So, you know what? I'm just going to slap it up on the chandelier candelabra that's hanging from the ceiling.
00:38:01
Speaker
Um, and I'm just going to have that be like a downward projecting image of like what's going on in the office recording audio, of course. And then I'm going to just to kind of make it more realistic. I think probably what I'll do is, um, you know what, I have one of those little magical books in my, in my, my bag. I'm just going to like project like the collection part of it, like onto a book so I can open it and then show people what they need to see. Um,
00:38:30
Speaker
So I'm just going to collect the data from there. So whatever that whatever that or picks up, that spell picks up, I'm going to collect it in my book so I can check on him from time to time to see what he's doing. OK, that makes sense. Like, like I think of it like a tablet that I'm checking that has like a camera feed. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do. That's pretty cool. I just thought of that. Matt. OK, anything else you want to do while you're in there? Yeah, I want to figure out where the fuck my tracking spell is. Where's the money at his house?
00:38:59
Speaker
It means I got to do a thing over there, too. I assume that's where it was, but I just you know what? I'm still going to keep that scrying thing in there because he's probably going to say shit. You shouldn't be saying when he's in there. So I'm going to put it there because no one else is allowed in there. So I'm going to keep that there. And then. You know what? I'm going to go rendezvous with my compatriots first because I feel like I'm going to need more distraction before I go in there. OK.
00:39:25
Speaker
Cool. All right. Yeah, you go. You go. You go. You go outside. I guess you teleport back out. Yes, I would do that. Say the magic word. Boink. Say you. Do you want to teleport to one of them so you can teleport to a person? It's out of there when you're going to call them.
00:39:51
Speaker
Yeah, I'd probably teleport to Protex to see if he's using my table that I gave him. Okay. What do you guys do with your fishing and learning experiment out there? I'm sitting on a table and I'm fishing. He's sitting on his table and he's fishing. Did you say duck? That's happened in the past. You just didn't hear it. Yeah. If you say duck while you're sitting on it, it jumps onto your back and so you'll fall, so you have to be careful.
00:40:16
Speaker
Just imagine when a broom tries to like trick me into saying dark while sitting. Protects you see someone from across the river throws a stone and almost it's flying right towards Tulip's head, but she doesn't notice. What do you say? Tell her to watch out to avoid it. Oh, no, I just gave you to say watch out. Never mind. That doesn't happen. You catch it. Just kidding. That's what happened. It protects. What sound? What animal makes a sound? Quack, quack, quack, quack. The one feathery one flies around.
00:40:45
Speaker
No, it doesn't. And what yesterday, is that you, are you actually there asking for that?
00:40:48
Speaker
No, no, I'm not. I'm going to show up. You know, Adrian, I was thinking something while I was doing the other bullshit I was doing where it'd be kind of cool if like if Protex want to set up like a really cool jumping attack, if he's like running towards a guy, right? And then he yells duck and then the table jumps off his back and like sets up and you can like jump off it to do like an elbow drop or something. So very cool. Yeah, I have a pretty fucking bad ass. Like you got to get creative with how you use this thing, man. You know, there's a lot of fun ways you can you can set a devious trap with that now.
00:41:18
Speaker
and have a just nice delightful table. And a cool shield. Yeah, that's true too. He goes like duck and then catch it and like beep beep beep beep beep. Anyway, hey, what are you guys doing? You fishing? Hey, excuse me. You look like someone who's really charismatic and really good at speeching. Can I interest you in a job? You know what? I said it earlier as well. Yeah, it's crazy. Oh, oh, hi, Protex. That's you. Oh, I thought you were someone else. What are you guys doing? Fishing.
00:41:48
Speaker
Vision fishing I to look you get anything yet? Put any bait on that on the hook I'm not sure I haven't gotten to the pot yet each you guys roll to body roll a whole two of them Fuck yeah, you're only Wow 10 and a 5 you cumulatively caught four fish nice No, you guys are
00:42:16
Speaker
Wow. Did you, did you bring a bucket? Good anglers. Of course I didn't. I was going to put it on the string like normal fishermen. Okay. And then you see, I got a fish on a string there. Oh, Hey, cool. Right on. Uh, Hey, that's he called one of them. It's amazing. Wow. You guys are really good at doing things. You've never, yeah, I've never seen you do before. Wow. You know, some people call me a nettural at things.
00:42:44
Speaker
Oh, what else do they call you? You know, also other things, but I'd like not to repeat them. So let's just keep it at that. OK. All right. Well, that's cool. Hey, you guys found the money? Yeah, it's over at the big guy's house. So I kind of have to get in there and, you know, I'm kind of doing a little take the money first. Well, no, it won't be for us. It'll be for the people who are expecting the church to do nice things with it.
00:43:14
Speaker
Let's do both. I'll tell you what. If you find any money that's his, particularly, or any maybe prized valuables that you think you can make some money from, then you go ahead and you take it. I don't care, right? But anything that was donated to the church and the church ain't doing the right thing with, it's not going us. It's going to the people that expect it to go to places as opposed to go. Yeah, let's do that. So just take all those valuables. I don't care. Once we bust in there, just take whatever. Yeah.
00:43:42
Speaker
But you know, I might have to disguise this as other people, that way they don't know. Oh, guys, I just got an idea. We'll stage a break in. We'll take a couple things. We'll make it very apparent that we're doing it, but we'll disguise ourselves, right? And then, you know, he'll be all like, oh, and then maybe he'll move his treasures or something. And then like, I have his, oh, man, I should have made the spell. I did a bug, but I didn't. Damn, I could have said I bugged it.
00:44:06
Speaker
Um, but I got like, I have a spell going on in his office to kind of capture what he's talking about. So if we stage a break in, he's like, Oh no, people are trying to take my shit. There's some sort of underhanded ne'er-do-wells out here. You know, he'll heighten up a security. So that'll be a little bit of a problem, but he'll likely move some of his valuables somewhere else. And he'll start saying shit because people get real, real talky when they get real angry and anxious. And that's what I'll catch them. And then check this out. Then I open my book and I show them like that. I have surveillance of the office.
00:44:36
Speaker
I'm like, look, I can capture whatever that son of a bitch is going to talk about right here in my little booksy. Take a look. As you're opening it, you see that that second man guy, I think his name was Jeremy, that elf guy, he goes in the office, he kind of looks around sort of like shadily, and he goes and you see him pull his pants down, he just splats over the guy's desk, and you hear...
00:45:03
Speaker
Looks like we looks like we have a friend than Jeremy We talked to Jeremy next don't you think guys well I'm glad I left there cuz I mean that sounded like one of those ones that sounds funny, but stinks to high Evan I'm glad we I left what I did But what do you guys think you guys want to stage a little break-in?
00:45:22
Speaker
Sure, but why don't you take all his money and then give it back without like the whole like, oh yeah, let's make him say bad things. Do you see where I'm going with this? Do you see why I'm doing it this way and not just taking all this money? Of course, I'm in.
00:45:38
Speaker
Right. So the idea, all right, Protex, I know you're not really from around here. I don't know how goblin society works. Okay. But look, all right, think about it. If we just go and take all of his money, he says, Oh my children, I've been robbed. I need you to send me more money. And then people who are already really poor send them even more money because they feel bad that their God has been robbed. So he just keeps benefiting off it more because now he looks like a victim. And he might still do that a little bit.
00:46:07
Speaker
And then we're just going to get even more money from him. Potentially, but we don't want to get too much money given back. If we don't take much, if we just break in, but we don't take anything, he's going to be real suspicious like, oh, what did they take? Were they looking for something, right? So we're not going to rob him right away. So he can't say, oh, I've been robbed. Maybe he could say I've had a break in, but he can't say I've been robbed because nothing will be missing.
00:46:30
Speaker
Right. And then he moves his stash to another location where if he starts talking about how, what he's going to do with the money and how he's going to like scrape these people for more of their money, they hear that from the stupid horse's mouth himself. Then they lose faith in him. They lose faith in the church. Then that's when we expose everything and then they get all their money back. We help the sick people up on the mountain. Evan gets a promotion, I guess to have the church and I get a free room and a nice stone building.
00:46:58
Speaker
instead of sleeping in like the freezer room of a morgue. So everybody wins. Um, sure. If I can get some of his stuff, I'm down for that because I have some bills to pay. Yeah. Once we expose him and then everybody sees that he's a fraud, we're going to beat the shit out of the guy and then you can take whatever you want. Cause he doesn't, he doesn't deserve any of the stuff he has. He really doesn't know. Yeah. Then you guys can go nuts. You guys can take his house. You've always wanted a nice house protects. You can just have his house.
00:47:27
Speaker
I was going to take it, but it's a little too ritzy for my blood. I mean, that's a good point. Yeah. Let's do the thing. Yeah. Tulip you in? Of course. I've already told you I'm in. Betsy, you in? Of course. You know I'm in sugarplum. Oh, come on. Stop. Okay. Good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Uh, Protex, so you, you sure you want to do this? It's going to be risky. I'm sure you have, you have both my drains and me and Jessica.
00:47:55
Speaker
All right. So between the one, two, three, four, five, six, seven of us, nothing can go wrong. Exactly. Me, you, Dwayne, Dwayne, Jess, Jess, Tulip and Betsy. That's seven. Me, you, Dwayne, Dwayne, Jess, Betsy and Tulip. Yeah. Seven. Lucky number seven. Seven. The seven will be the number of his undoing. Same will be the number of justice.
00:48:25
Speaker
Seven will be the number of justice.
00:48:28
Speaker
And you guys hear from out in the street, you hear, everybody in about an hour, one o'clockish or so, I'm going to do a big speech in a show for Alta's Ash, a special treat for everybody. So come on, if you love them to this town square outside of the cathedral, I'm going to do a big show. Come on. Not right now, though. Don't follow me now. Not now, in an hour. I was really was doing that. We're going to have to really expedite this process. That's shit.
00:48:57
Speaker
All right, guys, let's go out to the driveway of this guy's house. I heard that he takes his lunch at some tavern somewhere. Mm hmm. Oh, good. I'm hungry. Well, you know, maybe just notch on your fish while we're going there. Yeah. OK, so you can eat them raw, right? It's like sushi. Yeah, I am an orc. All right. All right. Hold on tight. We're going to bamf there real quick because we got to get it out as fast as we can. Remember, we're staging a break in. We're not actually going to take anything yet. OK.
00:49:24
Speaker
unless we see something, I mean, unless you see like that really, really cool thing that you think you might not notice is missing. Like maybe you could take that, you know, maybe like a nice pen or something or, you know, maybe cool hats get it for me. Maybe like a cool hat, you know, but like nothing that looks like it's like, oh, hey, that's displayed because we want you to take it, you know.
00:49:43
Speaker
Maybe you can just move stuff a little to the left on a desk that you see just to freak them out or something. Yeah. Maybe knock stuff off the desk, make it look like you're looking for. Yeah, that's it. So go in the room, the room, mess it up, make it look like you're looking for something. But don't take anything. OK. All right, let's go. My favorite burglar is disrupting things. So it's all right. The bigger black are daggers. Let's move out. Bigger, bigger, bigger. And then I grab everybody in a big group hug.
00:50:10
Speaker
I was going to say hub. That's not it. Big group hug. And then I boy over to the driveway of the place that Aimsley showed us before. Why'd you turn in the shaggy for a second there? And he said, boy, boy, because he says, so my brain just went there. Okay. You're outside his house where the fucking, what's his name? He showed you before and you're looking at the house. Okay. Did anybody know how to break into a place? No, don't go to the front door. You got to break it.
00:50:39
Speaker
You can't go to the front door. That's not where burglars go in. I mean, don't you think he's going to have the front door like secured with people or like a spell? I mean, maybe. You know what? Why don't you use your big strength and throw Jessica up through like one of the windows and you can climb up there to the windows.
00:51:05
Speaker
I mean... Oh, why don't you punch it, Protex? That's what I'm trying to do, but Boom is saying that it's like, booby-trapped for magic. I'm just saying it could be. I just don't... It might be better to go through a less suspicious place as opposed to breaking into the front door in broad daylight in front of a bunch of people in town. I know, I was being sarcastic. He thinks that violence solves everything.
00:51:33
Speaker
You know, oftentimes it does, but that's the place of like a back window or something. It's like more of like people's view. Probably. You looking for the back door? Yes. You want to go to the back door?
00:51:48
Speaker
Great to go around to the back of the place. Yes. Yeah. Is there like a fence up or is it just like a house like on a hill? He's got kind of like, um, you know, it's kind of like some like sort of nice, nice stone walls or like some nice like hedges lying in the yard and shit and like sort of blocking it off, sort of like a privacy sort of wall from the street.
00:52:03
Speaker
And you can kind of there's like a little side one side of the house You can kind of squeeze between the wall and the house and there's a little fence there You know like those some houses have like their backyard fenced in and everything and there's like a little there's a little gate there It's about felt like you can see over it boom and what's your face lady? Tulip look lady you two can see over you two can see over it a little bit protects You can't really see over it. It's like a little wooden fence I'm just gonna put protects on my shoulders like a child at a concert and
00:52:34
Speaker
Nice. Now you can see in the backyard as well. Perfect. Yeah, it's all right, I guess. But quit jerking the guy off. Just get over there and get over there and start finding that window to get into. OK. Let's go to the back door and do some maybe checking for traps and then break in.
00:52:57
Speaker
Yeah. Now, you guys, you guys get over there, you go do that because you're much more agile than I am. I'm just going to get left behind if we get caught or I'm just going to teleport away and you guys are going to be screwed. So just let me know if something bad happens and then I can bamf in there and help you out. OK. But I'm sure I'm going to keep watch out here. Somebody has to keep watch. And I'm a wizard. I can disguise myself. Oh, yeah, you guys got to disguise yourselves.
00:53:26
Speaker
Can't go and look at like you are just in case they do have some kind of surveillance forms. Well, that doesn't make sense. Everybody's going to be looking for Tulip and her twin. You caught on to me. Okay. I don't want, I'd like my dress.
00:53:45
Speaker
Well, you still have your dress. It's just that everybody else will see you as something else because, you know, if you go in there wearing a bright dress over top of some armor, they're going to recognize you as the person who broke in. If somebody saw you or if they have some sort of surveillance spells, right? You're right. So you'll still have your dress on. It'll just look like you're wearing something else.
00:54:06
Speaker
It's magic. Are you able to do a magical disguise? Well, I'm going to try. I don't know if it'll be good, but I'm going to give it. I mean, you know, I've been tested fate lately with all these big roles I've been doing. So, you know, I got to make sure I still I still got it. But I can give it some encouragement, you know, say, oh, boom, I know you can do it. Maybe that might help.
00:54:29
Speaker
Oh, yeah. I mean, I got, you know, I got a lot of self-esteem, so I feel pretty good about what I'm about to do. I just don't know if the magics will agree. You know, magic is very tricky. It might. You know, magic is tricky. Sometimes it just, it seems like it's random, if it works or not.
00:54:47
Speaker
I'll let you roll one for those guys, both of them, because it's not really necessary to do two. That's crazy. It's crazy. I guess we're all one role there. Mind yourself. I'm going to try to make them look like. Can you make me look like the owner of the house? Oh, we could make you look like.
00:55:07
Speaker
the owner of that. It could make you look like him to some degree. It could look like you belong there. It's a good idea. I'll make you both look like him and you can go in through different entrances. One of you can try to go in through the front door and the other one can try to go in through the back door. All right. I'm going to try to disguise them both as archbishop fucks nuts. Whatever his name is. Oscar Meyer. What's his name? Ostrich. Do it. All right.
00:55:36
Speaker
Come on. That's an eight. How's an eight tickle? Yeah. Uh, that's, uh, I believe enough. Five three is a mid success. What about with all the encouragement that I got from my friends? Uh, there's no bardic inspiration. Sorry. Um, she's also not a bard. Um, more or less like him and feel like you feel like you remember it. You know what, it doesn't matter as long as they don't look like themselves, it doesn't matter if it's a perfect resemblance. They just don't look like themselves. True. Yeah. Yeah.
00:56:06
Speaker
So I'm just going to make them look like the similar garb and as close to his face as I can. They're kind of like see to early early AI like attempts where you're like make Donald Trump. Oh my God. And they're like they're a little like six hands and 12 eyes.
00:56:22
Speaker
Yeah, whatever whatever works as long as they don't look like themselves. That's what I care about. So there you go. This protects get bigger to look like him or is he just like a smaller version of that guy? He's got like he appears to be like the illusion looks like a taller person. It's he's still like if you if you swatted where the head of the bishop was, you would hit air because there's nothing there. Right. OK, I just want to make sure it wasn't like a Dr. Evil mini me situation. No, no.
00:56:46
Speaker
Okay, that would be hilarious. Now you'll be like ducking their tables and shit, but the Archbishop will be like walking through them. Yeah, all right, Protex, remember, you have to pay attention to where your illusion is.
00:57:06
Speaker
and make it look legit. So just because, you know, just because you can walk under something doesn't mean he can walk under something. So, you know, just be mindful of what you're like. If somebody wants to talk to me, I'll just tell them I'm sick and I need to keep the distance. Yeah. Cough like really heavily. Yeah. Great.
00:57:24
Speaker
Okay, well good luck guys, I'll keep watching. Okay, who's going in the front and who's going in the back? Going in the back. Nice. Tulips going in the front. All right, how are you guys? What are you guys trying to do to get in through the doors or windows? What are you doing? I mean, first check if the door opens. It's locked. Then punch the door. Okay. Roll body. You're back in the backyard by yourself. No one can tell you no. Roll body.
00:57:53
Speaker
a little back yard. Oh, yeah, you punch it. You punch it right near the knob and like you hear the the little like where everything called it holds the knob in place that little like a little penis that goes to the hole in the door frame. You hear that snap through this wood splinters on the frame and the wood around the you like you leave like an imprint like a smashing little indent in the door wood where you punched and it goes flat open.
00:58:21
Speaker
Sorry, I forgot my keys. He's been waiting. I bet how many episodes to say that right now. He yelled sorry to no one. I forgot my keys. I was going to have Tulip going in too, but I want to end the episode with that. I forgot my keys.
00:58:44
Speaker
So we'll we'll finish there with seeing how the infiltration of a house goes. Don't forget to look at our website. It's in the description down below or beside here. Ko-fi dot com. There's a thing there, too. You can copy and paste it because there doesn't let us put links on this and you can help us get with money. We don't make any from this, really. We want to get golden bitches. Let's go.
00:59:14
Speaker
Yeah, that's about it. And, uh, there's an Instagram. What's the Instagram called? We're cast with pictures up.
00:59:22
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That's role players podcast. And then pay attention to Fun and Cellars Network on Instagram as well, because we are building that up pretty soon. It's already active, so you can go there, follow it now, and then you'll get to see fun little clips of different shows from the network. So go check it out. It'll be fun. Yeah, yeah. And don't forget to have a good day. Or fucking don't. You know, you can cry if you want to. You can cry if you want to. It's your party. You can cry if you want to. Anyway, fuck off. Bye. Love you.
00:59:49
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I don't... I don't even know you! Love you, bye! Good bye! Okay, thank you, bye!
01:00:33
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Well, does it look good already?