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PREVIEW Han Took Shots First: Obi-Wan Kenobi Parts V & VI image

PREVIEW Han Took Shots First: Obi-Wan Kenobi Parts V & VI

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00:00:06
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Hey listeners, here's a little sneak preview of our newest episode of Hauntook Shots First where we're discussing Obi-Wan parts 5 and 6. You can find that anywhere you get podcasts. Just search Hauntook Shots First or you can get the episodes early and ad-free with our patreon at patreon dot.com slash worst people. It's only three dollars a month and you get a bunch of other cool shit with it.
00:00:29
Speaker
Stop stabbing people in the stomach in Star Wars Because only works against hell not think that they're gonna be dead. Yeah. Well, that's a swipe. That's a swipe across the chest. Okay, because we've seen The Grand Inquisitor is coming back right now the power and so we he lived through it. Yep Reva Reva lived through it in the fucking order 66 and now lives through it now Well the scar tissue helped and yeah think it's an exact same spot jokes on you got no organs there Sabine Ren and Ahsoka gets stabbed through the gut and makes it through. Stop doing this and then move to the right. Here's where you turn that up towards the heart. Yeah. I was thinking just slice them like three quarters of the way in half. So they're like a tree getting cut down and they just fall over. They're kind of Darth Mollish. What a morbid motherfucker. Tim and Ben! Don't kill him right straight off. Just cut him two thirds of the way and it falls like a tree. That's like if Lee Wan-El or Eli Roth was directing on Star Wars. Yeah. Hey, we talked about it before. I'd love to see an Eli Roth or Tarantino Star Wars. If you have to be a standalone, I don't want any legacy characters in there. Well, and the Reddit guys would love if Tarantino did one, because all these characters would be thrown around the N-word. Oh, yeah. You're not wrong. These Reddit guys would be like, yeah, tell them.
00:01:46
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When you walked into my- Mace Windu doesn't. Motherfucking fuck around. When you walked into my spaceport, did you see a sign that said, Detothorian Storage? I'm asking a question. When you walked into my spaceport, did you see a sign, I know this spotch is good. You don't have to fucking tell me this spotch is good. When my wife buys this spotch, she buys shitty instant spotch.
00:02:06
Speaker
Oh, yeah. What do you mean you don't need banter? It's Temeroth getting stabbed with a lightsaber in the back of the car. And fucking Harvey Keitel's there like, you're going to be OK. You're going to be OK. You're going to be OK. Say the fucking words. The force will be with you.
00:02:23
Speaker
And also with you. Wait, no, no, no. Not that far. Not that far. Thanks for listening to that little preview of Hauntook Shots First. Remember, search Hauntook Shots First anywhere you get podcasts or go to patreon dot.com slash worst people. May the force be with you.