Introduction to 'Yeah, You Want It?' and Physical Media Adventures
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Yeah, you want it
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Yum. Snot rocket. Snot rocket. What's up, snot rockets? Welcome back to... Welcome back to... Yeah. Yeah. You won.
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We're talking like we're in a library because I fucked up. Yeah, you bought a you bought a John. It doesn't work. I bought a John. I didn't want to buy you. hey it's okay. It's fine. I'm just going to return it.
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We can't get the plugs to plug it in, plug it in because there's none available near us. Even though Amazon falsely advertised it to me. it happens. Then we buy a whole new mic, so don't want to do that.
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That's a lot of money. Yeah, for like $100 each, plus the cords. Yeah. But we are here for our episode of Yeah, You Want It? i do. At long last, a physical media podcast.
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Well, yeah, because we went shopping together. We went shopping together, went to three different bull moose stores. Bull mice. Bull mice. Call them bull mice. Call my vagina moose knuckle.
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What the fuck is a moose knuckle? I think it's like a slang term for like crazy ass.
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It's like moose knuckle. Yeah. Never heard of that before, but.
Boston Vibes and Ghost Concert Plans
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but yeah We're here and in Boston, Massachusetts. Yes. One of the original 13 colonies. Yeah, that's what they are. Yeah. We have a ghost concert tonight. We're going to see fucking ghosts tonight. I know there's a button here.
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Nope. I took it off for the last recording we did about ah banked episode. Yeah. We're seeing them in seven hours. But basically, we have enough shit to record three episodes. This is going part one of three of the library recording.
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And hopefully it works. hopefully and If it doesn't work, I'm going get a spanking. Who's going to spank You you are. Because I'm a bad student. That's true. um Throwing out real money like if you're at a fucking strip club.
Shout-out to Bull Moose and Podcast Production Jokes
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Also, you know, since we're here, we're just going to shout out Bull Moose. Hey, Bull Moose. Shout out. As always. Having the fucking goods every time. You know, I gave Joe the goods last night while I was asleep.
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Did you? Yeah, it's actually dipped my tip into your mouth. Is that why I have a sore throat? Yeah. Also, we've just spent the whole weekend going. i don't like that. Yeah, we're just talking like the Joker. And it's actually starting to take an effect on me. It's taking a fucking toll on my voice. Yeah.
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Which isn't good because we also have to go to a concert. So it's right. Nick just touched a pussy. i'm touching I'm fingering a fucking puss right now. He's deep in a litter box right now. so I'm sitting as far away from a drill as I possibly can't.
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Besides sitting in the fucking kitchen. I just dropped all the movies. There goes that steelbook. Now it's fucking dented. Yeah, it probably is, but it's just what it is.
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I'm on the couch.
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We're having a good time. It's all that matters. All right, so I have a few more than Gerald does, so I'll go first. But this is part one of three. Also, we'll plug it. Check out our podcast, Full Movie Podcast.
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Two guys, one screen. two guys There's only two guys, one screen right now. That is true. There's actually three screens, but just whatever. We need a producer. You want to be a producer for free? Call us. Call us. You're not getting paid. Equipment required.
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oh yeah. we're not We're not paying you to get equipment. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. right, the first pickup I got is actually my first ever Synapse. There you go.
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This is a Bull Moose purchase. ah This movie is called Hot Dog. The movie. Yeah, that's what they called me in high school. Rocky meets Animal House on Skis is at the back of this says. My old boss, what don't fucking like, recommended this movie to me.
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Is it a comedy? Yeah. Raunchy? It's to be wild as fuck, yeah. Really? It's supposed fucking crazy. Yeah. I'm excited to check it out. This is the unrated producer's cut. well Maybe there's going fucking puss. That's all I fucking want is to see a fucking puss. Twix, you can't come up here. I'm recording.
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Sorry, kiddies. Sorry. Maybe
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it's laying in the front got some fucking milkers on her, so it's just what it's going to be. Yeah. That's my first one. That's what's up.
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I guess I'll go. Oh, I guess i do i guess I'm going to do two. Yeah. I'm a little bit ahead. I got five. I got eight. One. this one doesn't count.
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Yeah, I got to go another one. All All right. The next one, we're planning a review for the podcast. Hopefully. ah Could never find this movie, but since Gerald was here, i found it. This Imperium with a slip.
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Say Daniel Radcliffe saying the N-word movie apparently. Yeah. With Tony Collette. Yeah, Tony Collette is in it. I haven't watched it yet. Inspired by real events when extremists steal devastatingly toxic materials in order to build a dirty bomb. A dirty bomb.
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w Not clean, dirty. Somebody call Mr. Clean. ah FBI agent Nate Foster, a.k.a. Harry Potter.
Deep Dive: 'Imperium' and Comedy Purchases
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that what it says? It says ah says in parentheses, daniel foster ah Daniel Radcliffe, comma Harry Potter franchise. That makes sense.
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Go undercover in order to infiltrate their shadowy underworld. So they're a bunch of fucking people who don't like blacks. Yeah, but he's a good one. I might have hit both buttons at once. going to find out in the edit. But he's a good one, right? Because he's undercover. He's a good white.
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You're right. He's a good white. but don't he do On the cover, he'd do be looking like a skinhead. He skins his head. i Defend your nation. Become your enemy. enemy That's Imperium.
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We're going to review it on our other podcast. Yeah. um I'll do one more than you can go. Sounds good. The next one... is a movie that just came out recently by comedian who I do follow, Stavros Halkius. This is Let's Start a Cult.
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ah Yes, I paid too much for this. I know. This is what we call a blind buy. Oh, you've never seen it. Correct. ah But I like supporting comedians. I enjoy stand-up comedy.
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So I bought it. I'll follow us on Letterboxd to see how it goes. Yeah. He'll review it. I have no idea what it's about besides the start call. And
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having missed out on his long-awaited ritual suicide, obnoxious loser to this bogus messiah to rebuild their Tuesday commute.
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It's a comedy? Yes. Oh, yeah. He's a comedian. Yes. So I try to support memes when I can. Yeah, so it's like Midsommar, but if it was a comedy. Right. And that's that.
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My first movie is the Blu-ray copy of I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. You're still talking in the Joker voice. Damn it.
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No, you don't like this movie. I think it's fine. think gave it a two and a half. I like Kevin James and I like Adam Sandler. I also like Kevin James, but liked fat Kevin James. Now he's skinny.
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Yeah. You like, like Kevin James is good in like the King of Queens. Love Kevin James and the King of Queens. It's a good movie. And his, his TV show, cuz. Yeah, i know. It's a good movie.
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Damn. It's all right. Play back in slow motion. Okay. theres a new lo And his wife in that show has a piece. Yeah, she's got it. She's also a Scientologist.
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I don't like her anymore. Also, his last time he was in Boston, he walked by night the Scientology church. It's huge here. Yeah, it is. huge It's scary. Big. That's bad. Big bag, a big backyard. Yeah, this is a comedy about two dudes who I think it's like insurance money or something. Yeah. they get like They're like, let's get married be gay.
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Yeah. So they have to like play it off like they're fucking gay. Yeah, really it really is a good ah follow up to Let's Start a Cult because being gay is like being in a cult. Sure. I don't know. Yeah, okay. Okay.
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ratel That one definitely worked. ah Which one do I do next? I can't do too so two of those in a row, so we'll do this one first. The next one, allegedly according is very rare.
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it was hard for me to find, yeah. And I got it on the cheap. ah this is one of the This is like a childhood movie for me. and I have the OG, it's over there, the DVD on the bottom shelf. Oh yeah, see it. um I just happened to find this. This is Scooby-Doo and the Cyberchase.
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It's like a core childhood movie for me. It's a great movie. And you're not like the biggest Scoob guy. I'm not. But I will fuck dogs. You will? No. Send me request.
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Yeah. Send us pictures of your dog's anus. Yes. We'll fuck them.
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I don't like that. ah This is Scooby with cyber chase. $11. That's pretty good. Pretty good. I paid like More than double. Pretty boy. Pretty cockswag. Shallow cock pump.
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There you go. Is he alive? Are you alive? Hit us up. Dolphin
Cultural Exploration: 'The Wiz' and Live-Action 'Scooby-Doo' Movies
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gang. Dolphin gang. ah Happy own it. Yeah. I tried to get you by another Scooby-Doo movie and you said no.
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Correct. Yep. Just like Rosa Parks. I said no.
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Speaking of Rosa Parks, a movie about black people. What about Yam Means? oh The Wiz. The Wiz. It's Diana Ross and Michael Jackson. Oh, Michael Jackson's in the movie? Yeah.
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Yeah. And it's basically like The Wizard of Oz with black people and make it a Broadway musical.
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It is. you did buy the Blu-ray copy, not the Criterion. Not the Criterion record. Because it is a blind buy. Yeah. So I went with the $7 option instead of the $40 option.
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That is risky. Yeah. So it is a little smarter on my, you know, maybe I'll upgrade later to the. The wall's liking that. Huh? The wall likes that. Yeah. Maybe I'll upgrade later if I like it.
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Right. Maybe. Maybe we'll watch it. Yeah. Probably not long. It's probably like 80 minutes. actually two hours and 15 minutes, so maybe scratch that. well That's a long John Silver, if I ever heard one myself.
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My next one, i' been been teasing myself with. You know, going back and forth. ah The bull moose in Plasto, cut that.
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The bull moose, the bull moose, there's multiple. has had a copy this for the longest time, but this time we went, had a copy without the J card, so the price did drop. ah Yeah, like five bucks. Considerable amount, yeah.
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ah This is the Steelbook of Sausage Party. Now, if you've never seen Sausage Party, what are you doing? I think the reaction to Sausage Party is perfectly encapsulated in my experience in the theater, because I think I went with you. Yeah, it was like... I went with you and so and Zach. Shout out Zach's fat cock sock. Yeah, shout out Zach. But we were...
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It was a good time. and i or But I was sitting next to Zach and like maybe Matt? Sounds about right. yeah Maybe Matt. And Zach and I, like the end food orgy, spoiler, the end food orgy scene, Zach and I were like dying. Yeah, that was so funny. then looked over to Matt and he was just like, this is fucking stupid.
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Yeah. So that's like kind of the reaction to this movie. The back is ki You either love this movie or you absolutely fucking hate it He's trying to touch her buns. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I'm trying to slide up in the fucking cheeks.
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Yeah. ah This is probably going to go on the wall and then get taken down pretty quickly, but it's going to go on the wall. Yeah, because especially if you get like a girl over. so be like First date, I'm putting this on. ah You got a fucking wiener on your wall. oh you want to You want to come over and watch a movie? Let's watch Sausage Party, girl. I'm about to fucking give you a sausage party later.
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I'm about to bring my boys in and fuck you. Yeah, that's what's up. They're about to bust through the window. That's what's up. They're about to play like a rape scene out or something. The next one is also on the notes app for a long time, a long drawn silver. There was a couple of times where we were like walking through the aisles and one of us would just spot something that the other person didn't.
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Yeah. It was kind of hot. Kind of hot. I was kind of chubbed up. This is the family double feature of the live action Scooby-Doo 1 and 2. And on the Notes app, you just had the first one.
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I've never seen the second one. Really? But this was reasonable reasonably priced. Yeah. It was like $10 for two movies. I'll buy it.
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Yeah. This is the dude from Scream, right? Scream? Yeah, he's in Scream.
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Matthew Lillard. Yeah. He's shaggy. He's in Scream. you Scream 1, yeah. Yeah. I guess he's coming back for the new one. That's gay. Also, James Gunn wrote these movies. Shout to James Gunn, I guess.
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My cats are fighting. I was like, what the fuck are they doing? they Well, Red Kitty is playing with a toy and Twix just fucking slapped him across the face for no reason because she's kind of an asshole.
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And that's my Good find. and go That's going on on the shelf. Not on the wall. They need a steel. But yo, Warner Brothers, give me a 4k steelbook. They make a steelbook for Scoob.
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I don't think so. Thank God. That movie's bad. Yeah. All right.
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So my next movie is a movie I've been wanting to get for a while. Wanted it. Wanted it for a got it hot minute because I'm trying to get all the Frank Hennenlotters. We watched this last night. We did watch this last night. And let me tell you, it was not ah ah bad. It was not good.
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Two stars on Letterboxd for both of us. I hit the not fucking it button. You ain't fucking it. Well, I'm not fucking it. We ain't fucking it, no. ah It's Frankenhooker. Frankenhooker.
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By Frank Henelotta. Frank Henelotta. On the back, it says four stars. Best of the 90s. I don't know. and Joe Bob said that. That's crazy. Pretty sure Sars of the Lambs came out in the 90s.
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Yeah, did. Now, I... What are you scratching? I'm recording. recording. Frank also did Basket Case, which we like. whole Whole episode out on that movie. whole Well, half an episode. Then the others, When Evil Lurks. Fuck You, Mark. Yeah, Fuck You, Mark. And Fuck That Movie. And Brain Damage, which I really fucking like Brain Damage. i'll Check out Brain Damage. Yeah, it's an Arrow release.
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Sick. This is a synapse, but... ah It's not a good movie. Fortunately, it's Yikes Kebab Jerry. It'll stay in the collection, though, cause it's a boutique, and I don't get rid of boutiques. It's Synapse. Yeah.
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That's Boutique? You both got Synapse. That's hot. You got multiple Synapse, I think. Am lying? Yeah. Call me a liar. You're a fucking liar. Heard. Okay, my next pickup ah is also a boutique.
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This is Vinegar Syndrome. It's movie that was of like the first 10 films that was added to my watch list. ah And behind the scenes, did not buy this with you. Bought this beforehand.
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This is Trick or Treat, not Trick or Treat. um Unfortunately, the movie is just kind of silly goose. and Not great.
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and I just don't really care about it. And I've heard very good things about it. Yeah, it's just fine for me. I mean, I'm trying to be allegations that I hate movies. So this one just didn't do it for me.
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Basically, this movie, this guy in a high school band, right? He's the singer. And he dies, right? but This student who's like, if he was like a senior, the student's like a freshman or whatever.
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like gets gifted like the last uh record they they made and he plays it backwards and it summons like the demon of that singer who died and like brings him back to life and he's like uh it's this dude and he's like an evil character um there are some good moments like they do cover kind of like the It's like, when did this come out?
Horror Talk: 'Trick or Treat' and 'Pink Flamingos' Discussion
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1986? Like, rock music is, like, taken off.
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And, like, a lot of the movies are like, oh well this isn't appropriate. Like, this should be, like, you know. Because we used to like, just have songs like ah Frank Sinatra. Right. Now we're here. And we have Infinite Annihilator. You know? Like, it's just...
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not back then but yeah you know i know like then it was like slayer and metallica and everybody's like like like you yeah so this movie is trying to say like hey you know movie this music rocks it's not that bad it's just music right um it's a cool cool case nice little slip glossy uh unfortunately have no interest in watching it again but it is a vinegar syndrome and i will be keeping it okay Because before you were like, I'll sell to you. Yeah.
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No. Now you're keeping it. Yeah, I'm keeping it. I'm fine. I'm keeping it. No abortion. No abortion. No hanger. Shut up, Boynton Co-Factory. but of So I have two left.
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Uh-huh. So this one is one of those movies where I've been kind of like when I bought Sallow. I knew nothing about it. When you picked it up, I saw a towel and said, didn't know my best friend.
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It's only 93 minutes. It's in color, 1972. ah Pink Flamingos by John Waters. John Waters. John Waters. This is um always on those movies. It's always like low on the list of like, like if there was an iceberg. Yeah. It kind of be in like either one or two of like disturbing movies.
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Like you'd see out of the water? yeah you'd see it out of the water. Yeah. Out of the John Waters. It's not a cut. No. Yeah. It's very, I mean, it's Criterion. So it's got to be some merit of... Gotta be Kane. Gotta get that button.
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Yeah, we gotta get it. That's gotta be Kane! Basically, it's like these people and they're trying to win the record for being the most disgusting person alive.
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Like not showering? and Not even that. like I mean, this is a blind buy, but like I've heard a lot about it. I thought you saw it. No. don't want to watch it. Let's watch it. It's a blind buy. I've heard a lot about it, though.
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And you got it used. I got a used. Yo, $20 for a criteria. It was like $40 or 20. Oh no. You think you're fucking pick.
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Dude, I think a dude fucks a chicken. Like, not too sure. i not going to spoil the ending because that's like the part, but it's also the ending. Huh? Are you going to the ending of the movie?
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You know it. I mean, I know like the disgusting part. ah um How long is it? 93 minutes. Yeah. fucking watch Yeah. And it's a drag queen stars in it.
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Hell yeah. Shout out to our drag queens. Hell yeah. We love you. That's okay. It is. Shout RuPaul. Shout out RuPaul. Next one I got, um gang. Gang shit right here. It's gang shit, and I know that I paid too much money for it, and you're right. You're right.
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But you have to admit, i mean – It is nice. It's c glossy. It's beautiful. It's going on the wall. It was on the wall. I pulled it down to record this episode. And I'll pull it out later.
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I'm going to pull it out. um This is a Minecraft movie, 4K Steelbook. We recorded a whole episode on this movie. And my, what do you want to call it?
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I had a fight with a reclining chair because I was convinced my phone was underneath it and it wasn't. Check out our Two Guys, One Stream episode on Minecraft. Right. I do remember that. um I loved the way this looks. The movie was fine.
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I also wasn't paying attention to it really. And ah I want to buy Minecraft like a disc version of it and put it in here. I don't know. That'd be cool as shit. It's fucking sick. I love this. I paid $40. Shout out Walmart.
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Shout out Walmart. Yeah. most got of cheaper but I really stopped for work to get hat because I forgot mine. And then I just happened to walk over the movie section and it was fantastic. Yeah. So.
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I could have bought it. I passed because I don't want to spend that much, but it's okay. To each throne. Right. Yeah. Is this also you? Yeah. I planned it out that way. Oh, yeah.
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So my last and Nick's like second to last. um Absolute beautiful 4K steelbook of in a violent nature.
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Yeah, this is gorgeous. This is amazing, dude. I didn't know it was out. Yeah.
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Mike definitely caught that, right? yeah it did. These mics are heavy. That's the problem. You know what we should have done? We should have got like those little shirt clip mics. What does it plug into though? I think they're Bluetooth.
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Or do you wear a battery pack? Yeah, we should try to get one of those. Yeah. but think We can find those, right? You have to be able to. Right? All right. Anyways. um If you haven't seen In a Violent Nature, I mean. What are you doing? What are you doing? Go watch it. It's on Shudder.
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It's gory as fuck, though. so And it's a slow burn. Is it gory as fuck? There's some gore. i don't know it's gory as fuck. like one of the best kills of all time in it. Terrifier is gory as fuck. I don't think this is gory as fuck, per se. Yeah.
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Just because we were talking about like how everyone says like the most gory movie ever whatever about like all movies. like this is That's kind of... It's up there, I would put it. This? That one kill, yes. Yeah. The whole movie? Definitely violent.
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It's gory. It's violent, yes. In nature. I haven't watched it since I saw it in theaters. I saw it twice. Do we put this in the bracket? That's going to a hard movie talk about. Scene by scene would be brutal.
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Brutes Magoots. He's walking. he's walking again. He's still walking, yo. Yeah, we're looking at dirt. The movie opens and there's dirt. Yeah, you're looking a lot of dirt. But this is cute. I didn't know it was out.
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And that particular bull moose we were in, those was the last two copies. We thought we hit gold. Yeah, we found it a few more times. yeah But it's okay, because we got it.
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ah My last movie, I was so excited to find.
Blu-ray Treasure: The Long-Awaited 'Shiva Baby' Purchase
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And you haven't seen this, so you don't understand the hype, but it's fine. ah This is a Blu-ray copy of Shiva Baby, which, yeah, I'm like a big stickler on Jews.
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Yeah, I love them. All of them. I want all live with me together in one house. Yeah, Jake's not like Jew. He's like... He's Jew-ish. Yeah. yeah He's Jew-adjacent. Right. ah But... um don't noticed, but her dress is cream cheese. She's got cream cheese with bagels on her. I don't know.
00:23:52
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Either way. It's hot. Because she's Jewish in the movie. They like bagels? Jews do happen to eat bagels. That's true. lot of them in New York City. i mean, the Jew in Sausage Party what was the bagel.
00:24:03
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It's true. Either way, I've had um been looking for this physical release for close to two years. And because Gerald was here... Has to be, right?
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Has to be. Gotta Kane. Gotta be Kane. That's gotta be. That's gotta be Kane. I found it. This movie is a 90 minute, literally a 90 minute panic attack.
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I think it uses its time, like every scene, every line, like everything that happens movie is like relevant and like is for a reason. um Also, Rachel Sinatra fucking piece.
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she Is it streaming? It was at one point. i I mean, the first my myself was on Prime. Okay. But I've been looking for this for a long time and I was very excited as you remember when I found it. You were like, whoa. And I was like, I did not give a fuck what the price was. It was like $22 but I can't find this because some distributor called Utopia put it out.
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Who the fuck heard that? Yeah. So happy to have this and that's it. That's fucking how it
Conclusion and Teasers for Upcoming Episodes
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is. That's our first episode of of three. Yeah.
00:25:07
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You won it. Yo, would you fucking relax cuz my cat's going crazy over here. um So we will ah check out our our podcast to you guys on the screen where we have full-length discussions on other movies.
00:25:21
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Other movies? Yo, what are you doing, bro? This man's off a fucking team, bro. He's going crazy right now. Shout Red Kitty. Anyways, ah the next time we release a Yeah, You Want It, it'll be part two of our shopping spree.
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And we'll see you guys next time. Toodles. Fuck you, Mark.