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episode 4: the gals overshare while answering some questions from the audience.
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Introductions and Vaping Negotiations
00:00:00
Speaker
Hey Chris. Hi Eames, what's up? I have to tell you something. Oh my god, okay. Should I three-way Peyton in? Yeah, call P. Okay. Hello. Hey, Eames needs to tell us something. I'm three-waying you in. Okay, immediately. Okay, so... Kristin, maybe you should intro this. Okay. And maybe you could stop vaping for maybe, I don't know, two seconds. I'm sorry. i'm Maybe for like one day. I know. I'm fully fucked up. Hey, little boys and girls. Maybe something like a little less creepy. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. That was creepy. Okay, guys. Welcome back to another three-way. I'm with my gal on three-way.
00:00:40
Speaker
On a three way. We're just riffing, catching up, talking about you all.
Embarrassing Hookup Stories
00:00:47
Speaker
Anyway, this week's episode is and the roman gang questions from the audience. So basically we asked you guys to ask us some questions and we are just going to go through them and giggle and answer and yeah. Who has the most embarrassing hookup story slash what is it? I don't know that mine are super embarrassing. I don't know why I feel like it's Kristen that has it. I don't know why. Probably, but like then all of mine are embarrassing. I can't even pick just one. What do you mean by that? It's grown up on multiple accounts. No, no, no, no you haven't. What do you mean? Multiple? Why? Because I gagged a little. hole
00:01:33
Speaker
Yeah, that's pretty embarrassing. You obviously have to elaborate. I mean, please don't elaborate. What are you going to elaborate about that? We we got the visual. Yeah, i don't I don't even think I need to. allow There's really not much to the else to the story. I deep throat and sometimes I commit. Sometimes I overcommit. But like how much? Well, okay, so it it has happened multiple times. And there was one time that like, my boyfriend at the time was like, not happy. So it wasn't in a hot way. Yeah. I was like, i I committed and you finished with chunks of my food. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. Were you embarrassed by that though? Or were you just like, whatever?
00:02:18
Speaker
I was embarrassed because he was like, tried to like, make me such a bad guy for it. And he's like, whoa, dude, that's great. He's so huge. He's so huge. I get both sides. I get both sides, but on your end, you're like, sorry, I committed so much that I didn't paint onto myself. And then he's like, oh, you just threw up on my dick. And you're like, OK, and just my best. Yeah, like, what? god any Any embarrassing stories on your guys' end? I'm sure. I feel like I've just hooked up with some with people that embarrass me. Like, I'm embarrassed that that happened to now, you know? Yeah. But nothing crazy like that happened in the middle of it.
00:03:06
Speaker
I feel like bizarre things happen. Like, especially like, for example, when we're all walking into each other's rooms in the middle of a hookup and being like, Hey guys, what's going on in here? Like that should be embarrassing, but it's not the weirdest thing Peyton has done in, wasn't even in her hookup. It was like just getting in bed in the middle of Iman and her guys. interesting interesting yeah sorry um sleepy there Did not give a fuck she just came in we're obviously in the middle of hooking up he was like I was like hey girl she was like butog j yeah turns over as the As if we were in the middle of her doing something she like you guys want to like finish or something I'll just turn over
00:03:51
Speaker
And then I think I ordered all of us food and we like got Wendy's or something to like put our order in and then she turned over and that was Good good times can't beat them can't beat them, but I wasn't that's not embarrassing.
Friendship Breakup Reflections
00:04:05
Speaker
I'm not embarrassed Spill the tea on the infamous Peyton and Kristen fallout. Was the Euro trip the last straw? Dun, dun, dun. So I think basically what happened, right of passage, you go on a trip, you and your f friend, you have a friendship breakup. I think that it was like impending for a while. And then we like went on a month long trip to Europe where all of us didn't have any money. So it wasn't like a luxurious trip. This was like kind of stressful, but so fun.
00:04:35
Speaker
But anyways, it's just like all the pressures of being together 24 seven after we have years of just like bickering constantly to the point where we just like needed a break. Yeah, that and I'm also like horrible with boundaries and I feel like I finally was like, okay, I need to like put some boundaries down because I will say I wasn't happiest at sometimes at how I was portrayed on P's social media because like I never like I don't vlog or like anything like that. So I feel like people had like a one-sided thing of me. So I started to get sensitive and like kind of try to create a boundary. And then I think we both were like, okay, we're just like too close. We kind of need to just separate. And then yeah, we just what took like three years off of contact, two years, whatever. Well, we saw each other and stuff, but like not like
00:05:28
Speaker
Yeah, we saw each other randomly and it was like fine. And then I feel like we just like kind of started to rekindle whenever you were going to be like moving from LA the first time. And then yeah, i just I feel like we just got so close and had no boundaries. And then we were like, okay, we got to like do our own thing, which you know worked out. And then now we can actually have like a healthy relationship and work together. I also think there's the combination of working with your best friend. Like that's what was stressful to me because you can't even be friends and work. Like we also, it wasn't like working. Like we do like have a podcast together. It's like, we were doing so much stuff together to the point where I would get pitched to for stuff. And I would like immediately my first thing would be like, okay, well can Kristin get on this? Can Kristin do this? And like I was, ver I was putting like so much responsibility on myself to do that to the point where like we didn't even have two separate jobs at that point. Like we were just, yeah.
00:06:23
Speaker
always try to get paid to be together. We were very codependent. So we wanted each other to be involved in everything we were doing. And therefore we were like going on all these long trip, you know, we would shoot with each other even if we weren't like doing a ah sponsored thing. It was just like so much togetherness, which is like, honestly, my biggest downfall these days in life is just like not having boundaries with friends. Yeah. And then all of a sudden being like, Oh, fuck. like we're codependents. I think that really is that codependency, but it really is like a breakup. It is. Cause I do that. I tend to do that in relationships. And then when I figured out that it wasn't safe to do like with a man, I was like, okay, well I'll just like put my all into friendships because like I love my girls. And then you forget to like, you know, also keep your sense of self and like create boundaries along the way. And you just become codependent.
00:07:21
Speaker
And then I feel like, I don't know, it's, I kind of, I love just like knowing that this sounds so stupid, but I love that we like found our way back to each other because it's just proof that like, you know, sometimes space and boundaries is just like all you need and to like recalibrate. Well, I mean, me and Joe had space like this of a romantic relationship or a relationship but nonetheless. And I feel like our space brought us back together to be like, OK, well, this is what we actually want after we both had the opportunity to be part of everything head on and know that you're like in the same space and everything.
00:07:59
Speaker
Yeah. All right. Should we just move on to the next? By the way, Eames is eating her Postmates as we're or going over all this. I'm done. I'm done. I just wanted you guys to have your own moment. I just finished i just wrapped up. That was so fast. Yeah, that was. Oh my god. Okay, why are you trying to make me feel insecure? I was trying to eat quick on purpose. No, I'm surprised. Do you have any input into our friendship breakup slash ah getting back together as our threesome? I feel like we've all gone on a trip with a friend and come back.
00:08:31
Speaker
not friends anymore. Personally, mine was in Miami. We all went to Miami, we all came back not friends. If you've ever had something like that happen before, drop the city that you stop being friends with your friends. I think we all have one. Yeah. In the comments of our latest Instagram. Drop it in the comments. Two, I've had a friendship that I worked with for a long time. And it really, really changes the dynamic of the friendship because it's like, You just don't but get to be silly goofy girls anymore. There's like all these other real life things involved. And as much as you want it to be so silly, it's like money's involved, jobs involved, stress is involved, and it just can change the dynamics. So especially without having the tools to one, communicate your needs effectively, like so that you're not getting resentful. It's just all of these other things. So
00:09:16
Speaker
Yeah, there's a lot going on there girls and also I just want to say mad respect for being able to come back together. Yeah, girls back and better than ever back with boundaries. o withstalgia Yeah, also if you have a bestie that you're you had a friendship breakup with and you guys are back, that's going to be our new thing guys back with boundaries. Okay, choose next to most interesting slash traumatizing college high school party experience.
College Trauma and Arrests
00:09:47
Speaker
What the fuck? I think traumatizing was definitely going to jail even though it was kind of funny just like anytime in jail really. Yeah. The first time I got arrested was a PI. I feel like should we just tell our jail stories really quick? I mean mine's not that that like interesting but if yours is
00:10:04
Speaker
my most traumatizing college experience. Well, I wouldn't even say most. I had so many, so, so, so many traumatizing high school and college experiences. But since Peyton brings up jail, I will say that was the most like scared and helpless I've ever been the second time I went to jail the first time. Not this second time. and Yeah, the second time. The first time was for a PI. And I was wasted. I was going to a date party with my friend because my boyfriend was out of town. And what I can put together is that I think I went outside to of the pregame to the front yard to like talk to him on the phone and be like, you know, and I think I like passed out on the phone with him like I probably laid down or something. And then I was being woken up by cops like picking me up
00:10:55
Speaker
And I was in like a two, two and like six inch stilettos. Cause it was like a black, it was like a black tie date party. And of course I wanted to be quirky and like wear a fucking two, two and like dress it up. And so I was, but at that I had like drank a whole bottle of sky basically to myself. So I was so blacked out that I don't remember any of like the input process, none of that. Like the next thing I remember is like waking up in a jail cell in a orange Suit stopping wet cut like hugging a toilet and I had thought that like the toilet had been leaking or whatever but whenever I finally like got out and I was like giving him my clothes they were like hey there's pee on this by the way like
00:11:40
Speaker
when they were like giving it to a person, I was like, oh, okay. So I had peed myself. ah Then my I had called my friends and been like, okay, my checkbook is like here in my dorm room, like grab it and pick me up. They picked me up and I finally got back to my place at 9.30 AM or like something. and Then my dad calls me and he's like, hey, I'm here early. and It was like the first dad's day of my freshman year, which I was at his alma mater or whatever. So it was the biggest fucking deal and all day I was so hungover. I wasn't drinking. He was like begging me to drink and but I couldn't tell him and then the second time was when it was like actually fucking crazy because they I got arrested for a fake ID and they tried to charge me with a felony. So and I was completely sober.
00:12:31
Speaker
So they like took me to a drunk tank and all i what I had like smoked a couple times, so I was high. But other than that, like completely sober. so Other than on drugs, I was completely sober. Yeah, I was completely sober. They took me to like the holding cell or whatever, but then in the morning, they fucking got me up. They transferred me to the like county jail, which is where you like share it with like inmates, like people that are in there for a long time. so I was transferred there with this girl who was in for domestic violence. so That's who I shared the car with.
00:13:09
Speaker
and i was like so confused then i get there there's a full input like in you know like input process or whatever to where like i have to go get my mattress i have to get this bag that's full of like utensils and like a cup and like to shower stuff or whatever. And so I'm over here being like, oh my God, how the fuck long am I in for? Because I have not talked to anyone on the outside or anything like that. And I don't even know like if my parents know that I'm arrested. like It's still like, I can't call out. And so there's this woman in there.
00:13:46
Speaker
And she kind of like takes me under her wing i think they called her like big mama or something cuz i was like bawling uncontrollably trying to call out just trying to be like when the fuck am i getting out when where am i no one knows where i am blah blah blah. So she is like comforting me during this whole time trying to like teach me what a bail bondsman is because i'm like i might have to bail myself out and she you know is hugging me and all this stuff and then fast forward it sunday and so some people come for like.
00:14:21
Speaker
Bible study and I hope you joined. Oh, I did because I was like the only person I can talk to right now is God. That's when I was like, holy shit. I've never been so alone. Like imagine just being in a cell with these like 40 women that are in the air for like, you know, a girl that I was sharing a room with had 14 DY's and she let me borrow her Chelsea handler book. So she was cool. but and That's when I was like, okay, I'm going to write a book because the craziest shit keeps happening to me. and Basically, the it got super aggressive during Bible study because there was a bunch of people that obviously didn't believe in God and they were like, God didn't get me sober and like all this stuff. There was like yelling and I was like, oh my God, she's comforting me through all of this.
00:15:08
Speaker
finally at like 4 p.m. or something fucking crazy that day, like late in the afternoon, they are like, okay, you can leave. And so I'm sharing the elevator with like the dude that had put me in and this one other guy. And the dude that put me in was like, you know, I did this to scare you, right? Like, I don't wanna see you here. And I did this to really open your eyes. And the other guy goes, geez, you did this as a lesson to her? He was like, there's a murderer in there. And he goes, we don't have a murderer right now. And they were like, yeah, big mama. So the girl I had been hugging and and had been comforting me all day teaching me about bail bondsman ended up murdering someone at gunpoint for their debit card. And yeah, then my dad was outside and he apparently had been there since the morning trying to get me out and they just wouldn't.
00:16:00
Speaker
Solid dude. I went to go hug him. You guys, I don't hug my family. It's like a thing where like I feel weird about like like showing affection to my family. I was so fucked and like felt so alone and everything that I went to go hug my dad, he wouldn't hug me. He says it's his biggest regret. He brings it up still. He's like, I'm so sorry, but he was so mad. yeah yeah So yeah, those were like two pretty traumatizing things. I also got kicked him out out of kicked out of my sorority. I can imagine you at the GL Bible study like, you guys don't get it. I'm not supposed to be No, I i was ah so confused.
00:16:43
Speaker
When everyone was talking about what they were in for, and I would say a fake ID, they would be like, what? And they were like, I didn't know they gave felonies for those. And I was like, yeah, me fucking neither. I was two months away from being 21, and I had been using a fake ID since I was 15. And I looked 12. It always happens like that. It does. It does. So yeah. But all this to say, that was only the tiniest traumatizing experience. but for my own coffee That's all you can say. Just to say. yeah Well, I don't really even know what story I could tell right now. I personally feel comfortable that I want to call it two convicted felons. No, I have a misdemeanor. dead okay Whatever it's called. I don't know. I feel like growing up
00:17:34
Speaker
obviously in LA I feel like everything was so normal like I was going to the club after school in high school I was going to On the Rocks and all my friends were doing drugs rock story lifestyle might not make it a ah I don't know that I had anything super traumatizing. I feel like I was just everything. I forgot. I also found a dead body. Oh my God. But you weren't partying. That's like a partying story, right? I was partying. Oh. We were going to get cigarettes and I went with my friend so I could smoke weed in the car. So I was drunk. I don't know.
Alternate Universe Lives
00:18:08
Speaker
It's like, should we just do a separate episode on like- On your dramas? Yeah, let's just get like a good list going. Oh, and then I got **** by my-
00:18:21
Speaker
I knew you were going to say that. I knew that was going. Yeah, like how can I not? All right, next question perhaps. That's just off the top of my head. I'm glad you guys can't think of anything though. Okay, I'm going to take a shot and then maybe let's go next question. Yeah. I'm going to make a new drink and pee. Okay, next question. Who's most likely to be an A-list celebrity in another life? Kristin. Yeah. Girls. You girls. Girls. Given the chance, would you go down on a girl like all parties down just to try it or like be kinky? No. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I've done something like that before. It wasn't bad. What is your most disgusting habit?
00:19:06
Speaker
I have plenty. One time in the fifth grade, my dad told on me to my whole fifth grade class that I bit my toenails because I would. I would watch that so even and I would bite all my fingernails and then I would bite all my toenails off. I feel like I used to do that as a kid. I feel like I don't wash my hands enough and my hands are in my mouth way too much for that to be like a thing. But I also do accredit myself. I don't really get sick very much. Because of that, I think. I never get sick. And I didn't grow out of it until way too late. But also, that's probably the start of my anxiety. Like, okay, I'm running out of my fingernails and I'm biting my toenails. Like there's a there's something. There's a mental illness there. It's your you time.
00:19:47
Speaker
It was my me time. I could just really let loose and my fucking dad was like this fucking loser. And then I recently text him about it. I was like, do you remember when you outed me to my old fifth grade class for writing my toenails? And he was like, yeah, and I hope you grew out of that. As if he didn't like think I stopped doing it. The best thing is probably like, I probably don't wash my hair enough. I'm just like on a constant journey of having like long luscious locks. And so I try not to wash it. And then I'll like put product in when I go to the sauna and then be like, you know what? What's another night? You keep the product in and I just feel like my hair always looks like a teeny bit greasy and dirty. But what can I say? I'm an Olsen twin and like that's our vibe. like Mary Kate and Ashley, like they they forced me to like be this way. Yeah, of course. Freaky Friday happens to you. Who can you pretend to be best? I think I could pretend to be Peyton Best.
00:20:45
Speaker
Same, she's the easiest to do. I will say I'm the easiest one. Yeah. I feel like I'm the most specific and also like I don't take a certain level of like energy. like To be Kristen, I feel like that would take a lot of energy out of me to make that happen. and like I couldn't do it. You have to have the cutest little body. Yeah. There's the checklist of too many things. I've spoke a bunch of weed. You have to like be really good at maintaining friendships and relationships and really good at all talk.
00:21:16
Speaker
You have to be like this way to be the star of the show and I am not an A-list celebrity. So like, like I could just do nothing. Like if people text me, I could just do nothing. If people talk to me, I can not answer. I cannot answer. And I'm like, this is so easy. Thank God. I just take Winnie on a walk. Yeah. Yeah. It'd be hot. If there is a multiverse, what are other selves like? I don't get that. Well, in the multiverse, basically there's every variation of you that could exist. So it'd be impossible to describe what our other selves are like because there's every single version of ourselves that we can ever even comprehend. Everything all at once. Should we like choose something or just be like, no. Well, it's impossible to choose because it's everything you could would choose does exist. So everything's going to be right. The right answer. We could go on forever.
00:22:07
Speaker
Yeah, I'm sure that's what she wanted to hear too. But this is also so such a mere response because everyone's like, I just killed the mood. It's like she just, she's asking a question. I'm just obsessed with the multiverse. If we weren't living the last, like if we didn't choose the path we chose, if we chose some other path, like if for instance, like Eames, I feel like you could have like gone to college.
00:22:35
Speaker
Iman, you could have gone to college. You could have had a boyfriend by now. You could have like been doing all these other things. like What would that life be like? It'd probably be really awesome. It's so sweet. I could have stayed in Tulsa and like gotten married. You know what I mean? like Peyton could have... I would have gone to law school. You could have not have autism. but She could have not chosen an autistic lifestyle.
00:23:08
Speaker
I think in my other life, okay, okay, no, I have a good prompt. like If our life isn't as it is now, what would be like the second most likely Like if we hadn't made the choices we make now, I feel like for me, like I would have gone to law school actually. Like that's what was at my plan after college and I ended up moving to LA and doing what I do now. I would have just gone to law school and like done that. I probably would have like married the first boy I fell in love with because every person I fell in love with, I think I'm going to marry and then gotten divorced probably. That's kind of like Oklahoma core. Yeah. Like I think my, I think my alternate universe is like, honestly, my little sister.
00:23:47
Speaker
No, I'm just joking. she better She has better judgment than me. So if I would have married the person that I was dating at like 23, like she did, like that just would be fucking crazy. I would be divorced. I would have like maybe have kids that like I didn't know how to take care of because I didn't know who I was. Yeah. And I would be depressed. Thank God. Still depressed. No matter what. Well, that's just like a really good lesson in, um you know, no, no decision is the right decision. Because you're just going to be you. No matter what.
00:24:25
Speaker
baby. I think for me, okay, here's what I would have done in my multi verse. When I was in high school, I was really into like American Sign Language. And I got like an associate's degree in deaf studies when I was in high school because and I was like completely fluent and I was gonna fully just go into like translating throughout
Deaf Studies Career Interest
00:24:47
Speaker
college. And then I wanted to be a speech pathologist for deaf kids, like teaching them how to speak. So I feel like if I wasn't in my lifestyle now, I would be heavily like working with the deaf community, which is like, I feel like my answer is getting so boring, but yeah, I was just like super into it and that was my fucking vibe. I feel like that's something good to know about you. That's but how you, that's what you were thinking of doing when I first met you and when I first went to LA. Yeah. Wow. Like when I first was going to go to college after high school, I was going to go for deaf studies. What made you interested in that?
00:25:23
Speaker
Growing up, my best friend's parents were both deaf and I'm the fucking nosiest person on earth. So obviously I'm going to their house every day and they're signing and I'm like, what are you guys saying? So then the second I got to high school, I didn't take um Spanish or French. I took my best friend's mom who I had been growing up with. She was a teacher at the local community college, so I took all of her American Sign Language classes. That was just my vibe. Which two would be the duo for Amazing Race and why? I think that both of you guys. I think that Iman and I could kill Amazing Race. I do too.
00:26:00
Speaker
I think I would be like... I think Kristin would be like crying a lot. I would have a mental breakdown for sure. I would be there and I would just be like, you guys can like spearhead this. But I think Kristin would try her best. Like whatever that looks like. I think you'd be absolutely giving it her all. but yeah But like what that is, what that is is questionable. Yeah. I think me and Peyton would put no emotion into it and just be like, we actually don't care if we lose, but it's also would be kind of embarrassing because this is televised. So we yeah had to do this.
00:26:36
Speaker
I don't know. It's always a toss up with me though, because there are some times where I like care about something and I'm like, Oh, I'm going to like be aware and I'll like spearhead this operation, but I just don't think for amazing. Well, it's just also not, you do that, but it's very like you get like a moment of inspiration and then like the moment's gone. So like, this is like a consistent, I can really help with this. Then I'm going to disassociate for the next one. Yeah. yeah like I'll give our cab driver the directions, but like when it comes to like you know like figuring out the riddle, like I think I'm going to sit it out. and Okay, next question. What's your favorite conversation starter for random people at the bar?
00:27:16
Speaker
What's your biggest fear? What's your biggest fear is our go-to. like Any moment there is a pausing conversation, like something awkward like happens. like you You just like have to be like, so what's everyone's biggest fear? and Then sometimes you'll get a giggle, but then sometimes people will answer really seriously and you'll be like, oh. and Then, but you would just have to go with it because you're the one that started it. but it like It gives you a different reaction every time. Sometimes people are like, oh and then you're like, okay, well, I don't want to be friends with you because I don't like that. It's kind of like the same energy. I've had the same toast that I give to throw people off for fucking years where whenever I'm like kind of with like a new group of people where I don't really know a lot of people,
00:28:03
Speaker
whenever we do like a cheers or like a toast, I'll be like, to men respecting women. Scary hours. I love doing that. I love that one. It's such a good one. Because I'm serious. I would say those are conversation starters, but mainly if it's like a random person at a bar, we're going to be doing a bit. And my go-to bit these days, of course, has been that I'm styling JoJo Siwa. And this started before she had this whole like re-surgeon on the internet. And so now it became like kind of unfunny to me because it's like
00:28:43
Speaker
scary. But beforehand, when she was still just like bow rainbow girly, like that was my bit. When people ask you what you do for a living, the last thing I'm going to do is fucking tell them. And so that's just been like my bit lately. Well, also your intro in is like, Hey, big daddy's or something. Yeah, you like that one. Hey, Daddy. Or one time, one time she wrote on a piece of paper, it was like me her and Peyton and she was like, which one of us do you think is the hottest? She was like, me, hot p brunette, Peyton, ugly blonde. And then she threw it across the bar. Actually, no, the first thing you wrote was, hey, Daddy's, send Casamigos or 1942 if you want to flirt. And enough as then you threw it yes and you crushed it up and threw it across the bar, threw it across the bar and then they sent shots.
00:29:33
Speaker
And then i was like okay well which one of us do you want to date and i try to convince them that peyton was like an ugly blonde and what did i say about you. himmon Big tits oh yeah i said big tits and then they approached us and they did start like give us alcohol so. Yeah. it So it it did work. One thing one thing I'm going to do, I'm going to flirt. What's your most common ick from humans in general? I feel like if I didn't have this last weekend, I might be a little bit fogged about how to answer that. But there was this guy who was flirting with me when I was at Waterfront. We were pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend the whole time. We did not know each other. um And that was just our bit. It was super fun. And then we decided we're going to walk from Waterfront to Hotel Irwin.
00:30:17
Speaker
As we're on the Venice boardwalk, there's someone with a skateboard and he's like, oh, I'm going to do a kickflip on the skateboard. And I was like, don't do the kickflip, please. Because if you don't land it, I mean, you're not even like my real boyfriend, but this is not going to be good. And there's actually a video of him. He like failed three times in a row and kept being like, wait, wait, no, let me try it again. Let me try. And I was just like, I think I didn't say another word to him the rest of the time. It was like, you had the option for me to not see you fall off a skateboard and then you chose to keep trying. And that just really gave me the ick. Yeah. I can't really say the ick from girls because I don't get the ick from girls.
00:30:58
Speaker
One thing that really bothers me about men is that they aren't good at bits and it makes me really uncomfortable. Like, let's say we get a Thunderbird and like you're like accident like you're like as a bit flirting and then men like take it serious and then like get like oddly sexual about it. And like for real. Oh, my God. Yes. Dresses me out. So I'm like, and you are getting this. It's the best way to test a man though because that is a man that thinks women aren't funny. So it is not registering to him that you are joking because it doesn't think women have the ability to be funny. And so you know, immediately you're fucking out goes back to misogyny. Well, the first thing that came to my mind is like, I think I just like I hate a hairy back. I love hair. I love hair. Like, you know, the hairiest person I've ever seen. I'm like, I
00:31:49
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I don't mind it anywhere but the back because then I'm like thinking when I'm re okay when I'm like horny and replaying like our sex and I'm like do I want to hook up with you again blah blah blah like I can think of this guy that I'm like I don't really want to hook up with you again because your back is so fucking hairy like I know that's so random and I can like hear how crazy that can kind of sound I don't think it sounds crazy. I think that's normal behavior. like I don't want to grab the back of a back when I'm having sex with someone and I'm like pulling hair. like yeah I have the ability to like hurt them because I pulled their hair or something on their back. I don't know.
00:32:30
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well also i don't feel bad i don't feel bad saying that because women we wax and get like every fucking hair off of our body like if we have hair on our backs we're typically going to be getting that off i get it off my underarms my legs my bikini like and i don't mind hair elsewhere like i really don't i don't even mind pubes it's just like back hair there's something about it but i I think for me, it feels like a primal instinct. And I think the animal in me is like, okay, yes, hair equals masculine equals potential. And I feel like when there's no hair, I'm like, ugh, God. Yeah, I feel that.
00:33:06
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I don't want a bear like balls. Yeah, you do. That's fine. Bear. Let's just get the rumors started that Peyton likes no hair whatsoever. All her lovers have to have a fully black fucking table. Okay. ah We need some funny questions. Can we like get some, get the mood up? Which one of you is gay? There's three, ah there's three of you stats say it's gotta be one third. We're still figuring that out, baby. What's the most insane out of pocket experience you guys have had together?
00:33:40
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Kristin got fingered underneath her basketball shorts at the bar. That was a guy that didn't understand it was a bit. That's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? That is a perfect example. He did not know I was doing a bit. No. I thought we were really... Like we said that... We were connecting my energy and being like, we're gonna get married. Yeah, well we were all it's like the fucking spring breakers like he's figuring Chris is under her shorts. We're charging all of our drinks in his card like yeah almost slipp on his part ah video was so dumb so stupid and he was really dumb.
00:34:13
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I haven't heard from him in a while. I hope he's doing well. I love him. I'm sure you've talked about this before, but thoughts on anal? heehe I will say... Not against it. I think it has to be really truly the right size, which has only ever been once in my life. And I was like on vacation once and... you Okay we were like okay yeah let's try it whatever and I was getting ready to like maybe kind of as embarrassing enough like maybe be a little performative about like okay let me just see and then when it happened and it like was a good size I was like oh why I literally said I love like oh why am I like enjoying this right now and then it was like kind of fun and then the next day. i yeah
00:34:55
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Hey, you wouldn't want to maybe like do that. Like, you probably wouldn't do that again. And he was like, no, I don't really want to do that. I was like, me neither. I really don't want to either. I was just wondering if you wanted to do it. I was just wondering if you did. And I like, weirdly had a little bit of a face of it. I was into it for a little bit otherwise. It's never really been my jam. I told Joe, none of that until we're married. I love that. If not. None of that until we're married. I'm like, that's giving like wife stuff and I'm not your wife. I think it's good whenever it's yeah, with the correct size dick, with the correct size person and it's like a lot out and you've got like the supplies.
00:35:38
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Well, I had someone on Note to Self. She's a like a basically like a sex doctor. She's a tenured professor as well and like sexual communication stuff. But anyway, she's like, she was the best. We talked about like all things. I had people submit questions about sex that they were, you know. too embarrassed to ask like their friends or like really figure out on Google or something. And one of them was about anal because I was asking her, like, is it actually like OK for your body? And she was like, yeah, you just have to do like specific things leading up. So she gave like a step by step and like figure out how to make that work. And she does it from like a personal experience perspective, which I love. You know, you got to be like lubricated.
00:36:20
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Also, I feel like everyone thinks, oh, I'm going to do that. I should go doggy. But I feel like it's actually a much easier missionary. Interesting. I'll write this down for later. Yeah. When you're married. Write it down. shit The fictional character, you'd be down to fucking Y in detail. OK. Are we sure these aren't like old men? And we're like, I think. I don't know, Bob's Burgers. He's like a such a great like dad that I'm like, oh, and I guess it doesn't have to be a cartoon. I was taking fictional as cartoon. but I think the guy from Crazy Rich Asians. Yeah, he's great. I feel like I have a really weird one somewhere that I'm just not thinking about.
00:37:05
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Okay, what is a hill you're willing to die on? I really don't like eating breakfast food, especially for breakfast. And I think everyone else is like really dumb for agreeing to the fact that we're just all gonna eat this like certain specific set of foods because it's a certain time of the day. And then it's like, I'm weird because I wake up and I want a cheeseburger, but everyone's eating eggs just because everyone told them they have to eat eggs for breakfast. And I think everyone's like really dumb.
00:37:32
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Besides you. It's like, oh, I wake up. I'm like, yeah, I kind of want like hot wings or something. Everyone's like, oh my God. And it's like, why are you actually saying that right? Like, why do you actually think it's gross? Let's read into this. Everyone told you that you have to eat eggs for breakfast and you have to wait like a couple hours to eat it. That doesn't make sense. Doesn't make any sense. No, it doesn't make sense. You know, that reminds me of though, Kristin is when we were in Bali and we like would have like the fried rice for breakfast. And I was like, that's actually pretty great. Nazi grin. Yeah. Remember when I almost got a Nazi grin tattoo? Yeah, that would have been fun, but we were in a fight. Another trip we were in a fight. Oh my God, we were fighting on that trip. We were screaming at each other on that trip. And then anyone else would talk to us someone and we'd be like, what?
00:38:20
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And then be like, yeah what are you doing? you Like, wait, I heard you guys like fighting all night. Are you guys OK? And we'd be like, yeah. And then we'd like go take a video of us like jumping in the pool with no shirts on. I'd be like, look how cute this is. Oh, my God. And then I like caught you like taking like pictures by yourself one time and I was like, oh my god, are you like don't want me to help you? No, I think that you were saying you were gonna help me and I was like, no, it's okay because we were in the middle of a fight at that point and I was like, okay, I'll just take my own photos and then they ended up being better than like any photos anyone's ever taken. I was like, okay, I'm just gonna do this now. You're so bad.
00:39:00
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Literally, I'm like, you don't need me? I'm confused. it's No, I literally remember you were like in the pool doing that and I came out and I was like, hold on. In my head, I was probably like, these better not be fucking good.
00:39:17
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I would probably die on a hill that people should be like a certain older age to be married and have
Marriage Age and Women Leaders
00:39:25
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kids. I think people are doing both too young. I feel like that's probably where I stand the hardest in my life just because I'm trying to prove to myself that it's normal. than I'm 33 and single. I think that men can't handle being in positions of power very well. And I think women should just take over and run the world and then men can just be our little workers. Yeah. Cause it's all about the ego with the man. Yeah. And they're not efficient and they're not like, they don't work together that well. Obviously this is generalization, but like, I think that's like actually studied behavior that they're not very communal, which is actually not good for leadership. So why are they in control of anything? They just really bother me. So let's try a woman out for president. Okay. Like a bunch of women. Let's get like a bunch of women in there, like more women than men.
00:40:13
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Maybe. Maybe like may three women should be president that like also have a podcast and are best friends then they could like they already have a background of you know talking things out and stuff like that. Yeah. I'm not saying it has to be us but I can't think of anyone else. I can't either. I can't think of anyone fucking else. Yeah. That's me. You can do our social media. No, it would potentially bring Democrats and Republicans together. Against us. I think it like really would. And we could just call ourselves the Independies. That could be like our group. Independie friendies? No, it would be Independies, but it would be like written in Kristen's underwear like on the butt.
00:41:02
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And it depends who would be our sponsor. Yeah, sure. No. I think that that would that would like cause an overthrow of the government for sure. And it would be pretty easy to overthrow, honestly. Yeah, probably. yeah It depends being our sponsor or just us three. I think us three would be pretty easy to overthrow as a government. Sex and the city character. Who's who? Um, I think Peyton Charlotte because I think Charlotte is like underrated for like because she dresses like put together and looks put together. People forget she's also slut too. So I feel like that'd be good for Peyton. She's Charlotte. Um, Kristen is Carrie. And that really doesn't leave very good options for me. You're Samantha.
00:41:53
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I think you're a little more like Charlotte, too. You are Miranda, though. Admit it. Your spin is trying to piss me up.
00:42:06
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I hate the way you walk out of it. You don't even know you're Miranda. That's why you hate her so much. You see yourself in her. It's never funny. that She's never like, no one's ever been like, oh yeah, this episode Miranda was so funny. She's a dumb haircut. She never like has a redeeming quality. And she is so annoying. Anytime she's in a relationship, like the things that she brings up are so annoying. Miranda! Why did they write her like that though? like They really did her dirty. If anyone right now can think of one good thing that they can think of for Miranda, let me know. Steve, and that's it. Yeah, but she was the worst in him. she's the Didn't she like fumble, Steve? No, she did. I'm saying Steve was the best part of her. Yeah, that's true. This next question says, would you actually have a three-way?
00:42:56
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Together, ew, but separately. I'd rather kill myself. Yeah, exactly.
OnlyFans Threesome Joke
00:43:01
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Together, no. But if you are interested, we are going to launch an OnlyFans and our guerrilla marketing strategy is to just have a threesome on camera. So if you would be interested in that, let us know. Otherwise, unless we're getting paid, we are not having a threesome together. I don't think I physically could. like I don't think that my body could could do that consensually. For that reason, I don't think there's even a number on that. Rank the best rappers, Missy Elliott.
00:43:38
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I'm not a socialist so far. I think actually that's a great one. That's just it. Rank your best rappers. If you're trying to get at what I think you're getting at, I'm not down to talk about it yet. What? The Drake and Kendrick beef? No. Never mind. Not down to talk about it yet. I thought you were subtly trying to bring a much easy phase. I don't know why. No, I know that you need to wait a few episodes for that. She's got a warm up to that. Thoughts on a sugar daddy? In theory, I think for other people, that's fine. I don't mind it at all. As long as like, obviously, the girl is not getting taken advantage of, take advantage of the guy all you want. But for me, I'm so bad at like,
00:44:21
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faking things. So like there's no way. like I could have a sugar daddy if it was like a more of a, what is that thing called? like Financial abuse or something where you like literally just like abuse men and they pay you money? Yeah. like I could do that because I'm being serious. But I couldn't fake flirt. No. me I don't know. It's like, well, one time when I don't know if Peyton was there when I was at Hyde, this guy just like was like, you're so hot and how much is your rent? And I was like, didn't I still live with my parents? And I was like, I talked to my friend Chloe was like, how much is your rent?
00:44:57
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And she was like $1,600. So I was like $1,600. I was like fucked up just to see what he would do. And then he gave me $1,600 on the spot. And I was like, oh, if this is what having a sugar daddy is like, sign me up. But then he tried to text me after. And then I was like, oh, I'm actually really grossed out. And I can't talk to you any further. But thank you so much for my money. And I'm going to use this. And I actually. I don't know if I should say this, but did have a boyfriend at the time. So I did take my boyfriend to Sugar Miss for no reason. No reason.
00:45:33
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and Like pay him back. Yeah. Yeah. I had a I have a friend that is a sugar baby I met her through like a styling job. And I hung out with her for a second, like we have ah a mutual friend and we would go out to dinner and she normalized it so much to the point where I was like, Oh my God, I'm literally just like doing everything you're doing for free or less. And so I tried to sign up for a, what is it? What's the daddy? arrangement thinking Okay. i So I tried to sign up for a seeking arrangements because she like finally got me one time and I was like, yeah, like I like outwardly flirt and like i'll do all this stuff. Like why wouldn't I, I just wanted to like scope it out. I upload my pictures. um My pictures were too inappropriate and I got flagged and banned.
00:46:27
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No. Literally. Why is this such a theme in your life? I know, right? Oh, yeah. bre By the way, guys, I don't know if you've ever seen this on Instagram, but right now, if you go to follow me, there is a fucking like warning about following me. I don't know what it says, but I witnessed it last night. I met this girl at an event, and she was like, what's your handle? And she goes to follow me, and it's full like, hey, just like be warned. for like This content. It's not even scammed. I think it was like talking about inappropriateness. And I was like, what the fuck? Like, I'm like, I can't, like, why can Cardi B, like, spread her cheeks and yeah and like ah why like, why can't I show a little nipple and butt? If someone out there is personally victimizing me and reporting my photos on Instagram, please stop. Please stop. I'm trying to express myself.
00:47:25
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And I like how my naked body looks. And I don't think that anyone should get onto me for that. And I think that like everyone should just let me live and like do what I want to do and like stop fucking reporting me. Like I, we she's not kidding. Like when she's having the thought to herself about being upset, this is what it sounds like. Yeah. Like I am mad at you all, all but like if you're out there, I'm mad at you. i don't think it's I really don't think it's cool. I think that you're so fun to follow and I don't think it's cool that someone like this would happen to someone like you. Me neither. Bad things happen to good people. I know. It reminds me of the time I got inappropriately kicked out of my sorority.
00:48:09
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She looks off out of the window. Okay. Last question. Thoughts on P getting back with the next. I feel like we already kind of touched on this on her podcast, but we might as well answer a little here.
Rekindling with an Ex
00:48:21
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Yeah. Yeah. I feel like we just all asked the questions and we were like, are you sure this isn't going to happen again? And then we were like, okay, it's your heart, baby. Yeah. and backed it because, you know, who knows best than the people in the relationship. I mean, at the end of the day, it's just like, I trust my friends, I trust their judgment about their own lives. And I don't I'm not friends with anyone at this phase in life where
00:48:51
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they are just making such outrageous decisions that I'm like, oh no, this person sucks. So if she's saying this happened, and I've also like hung out with Joe a bunch of times since I see their dynamic being a lot different, I see how well they get along and like how they work through stuff. And so I don't know, I feel like if people break up and then get back together, it's like, for one, none of my business, unless there's like actual abuse happening and two, I think Joe's great and I think, like I've never seen the side of Peyton that I feel like Joe kind of unlocks and that's fun to see too. Yeah. I also think like you guys know that I'm not like, I don't really make stupid decisions in love or relationships. Like if anything, I've always made too safe of decisions. Right. You know what I mean? So like I think that this was a decision that I made that was like a little bit iffy and it's like the only one I've ever made.
00:49:45
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with my heart involved it was like iffy and like unsure because at the end of the day like you i don't have control over how he's going to act so i could just be like shown a certain pattern of behavior But I also would say that we're not like super different than we were the first time around. I just think that Joe was like depressed for like the last year we were together and had no idea what depression looks like. So I think he was different, especially in like friend settings. Whereas now he's like back to his self. You know, so now he's like normal again, but I feel like our dynamic is still pretty similar. I will say that after you get your heart broken, I feel like everyone experienced this way before me. Cause I, when Joe and I broke up when I was 28 or I turned 29, that's the first time I've ever been heartbroken in my life. Like really heartbroken.
00:50:34
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And I think that that like, because I've been so safe, but like, I think that that changes you like as a person. So even in our relationship now, like our relationship isn't going to be the exact same as it was, because I have just like, was so starry eyed. And now I'm just like not so that and that and that since that a dynamic has changed. Yeah. Yeah. But that's like, weirdly think, ah as you're saying this, I feel like I'm realizing that I don't know that I've ever been super heartbroken. which also makes me kind of scared because I feel like I always play it so safe. I've obviously been very sad before, but like, yeah, not longer than three weeks. Yeah. can um Fucking relate at all.
00:51:15
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I don't know if I move on quickly and I'm like actually over stuff or if I've just never really been super, I don't know. Cause I was never in love before Joe. Like that was not even, I loved people and I respected them and I thought that they would like be good husbands and fathers, but I never had like the heart in it. You know, yeah I was being like analytical about it rather than like actually emotional. Oh, opposite of me. Now I'm a little more analytical, but I was just diving straight in. Oh, see every serious relationship. And I was heartbroken every fucking time.
00:51:48
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That's kind of a beautiful thing, but obviously sounds fucking miserable. It kind of is, but at the same time now, I'm just like overly protective of myself and like the pickiest person in the entire world. And I'll just like, I don't know. I feel like that's how all of our friends have gone. Like everyone truly, like, I feel like once everyone hit 30 and I think Eames, you're not like quite, I think you're still like looking and keeping your eye out there. And I feel like you don't necessarily protect yourself in such obvious ways. But I feel like so many of our friends who are like, really like late 20s turning 30, 30 and above are so used to them their own selves and like can take care of their own shit that they're just like a little more protective of themselves.
Happiness and Strong Friendships
00:52:28
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Yeah. Cause the second you let someone in, you have to like think about whenever they are potentially gone and then you're like, well, I just got all comfortable. Yeah. I feel like it actually is a good sign that you're prioritizing yourself.
00:52:44
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Is that if you're so much more picky about who you're letting into your life because my yeah, my friendships are so great I like don't obviously someone taking care of me would be so so so amazing, but like I guess I don't need it Unfortunately, I don't want that until it's gonna be like for a long-ass period of time I don't want that just like for the interim because the second I like I have such a hard shell around my heart that the second I like crack it. It's just gooey mush. Yeah. And I am like all the fuck in. So I just like protect myself from getting in that scenario as much as I fucking can. But tend to put it into my friendships and like, you know, we talked about boundaries.
00:53:27
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all signs are pointing so I need to focus on myself and my own happiness and your dogs. Yeah. All right, guys. That's about it. Thank you so much for tuning in. We love you so much girls. We love you. Love you. Thanks for sending in your questions. Whenever you think of a new one and or just something pops in your head, feel free to DM us. We'll organize them in a little folder to keep for future questions from the audience. um But yeah, basically just like have very blessed week and day and life. love and That was so sweet. and But I mean it. Bye. Bye.