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EP. 55 BONUS! Friday the 13th Part II (1981)
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I'm rinsing your girl out, That's how I identify the Doteca
Introduction and Humor
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e-drunk.
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we cut to mike who delivers meat on his bicycle
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um rinsing your girl out bud
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i how identify the tote e
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Hello, my name is Nick and I have shaft hair.
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Scrubbing the pot, which is what I call when I jerk myself off.
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We're just joking. Everything's jokes.
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Two girls, one cup? No. Two guys, one screen? Yes.
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Hello and welcome to episode
Aging and Regret
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55 of the Two Guys One Screen podcast, aka the Hemorrhoid Homies, aka the Poe Town Boys. My name is Nick, and as always, I'm joined by my lovely co-host, the edgelord himself, Gerald.
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Hey. Today, I need a button for these these bonus episodes. You got a bonus episode, a boner alert. Yeah, is there a boner alert? There's gotta be. If anybody out there knows a boner alert sound effect button, send it our way. because i mean, it's probably just like, boner alert, boner alert, horny boy here.
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We're both horny boys. Actually, now we're just men. Isn't that sad? Horny men? Yeah, horny men. You ever jerk off and then like you're like, damn, I'm 27. This feels like disgusting. I've been jerking off for 10 years.
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ah than 10. That is crazy. More than 10. never thought that. I have i have jerked off. i' like, what am I doing? Like, I'm sitting here in my bed. Disgusting. Disgusting, know? Yeah, so fucking gross.
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Really gross. I 100% have had that thought. But not like, oh, I'm
Technical Issues and Social Media
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27. I've just had that thought like this is disgusting. I'm even doing this. I'm going fucking jerk off. Go to work. That's called host, not regret.
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Yeah. Yeah. Which we stopped doing for those movies for that list. And it's fine because I don't think we've had any of that would be posting that regret. No, honestly, I can't think of any that we've covered.
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the only one I could think of that kind of comes close is maybe Revenge of the Sith because maybe if Padme nutted. Padme nutted. For sure, right? Yeah.
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You could probably use some Jedi mind trick to make her fucking orgasm, right? Yeah. Also, I've been having some mic technical difficulties for some fucking reason, so hopefully we figured out the situation here.
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Plug it in. ah
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That's kind of what we do. Yeah. That's kind of our thing. So shout out you. commenting Yeah. We didn't write. We didn't. Yeah. Sorry, I don't have it in front of me. It's what it is. Sorry. Yeah. I also didn't um officially say we're covering today. We are covering Friday the 13th because this is coming out on Friday the 13th.
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ah Part two.
Friday the 13th Part 2 Overview
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And talk about a bit of a snoozer. It's also. Yeah. So our plan here is every Friday the 13th. We'll one out.
00:05:44
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Yeah, we'll put one out. It just... It fits. But don't put out. Take me to dinner first. Right, but you gotta pay. you and none None of this the guy pays, right? yeah You pay and I fuck you. it's yeah Yeah, we're feminists.
00:06:00
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you' Right, yeah, hey. You can do everything a man can, right? Yeah. yeah you can pay for scott Uber.
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Yeah, that's what's up. That's what's up. So the the last one... We're I mean, it's crazy. We were just talking about this off pod, how fast time goes by of like Harry Potter part two. Deathly Hallows just came out. And like we remember doing that, finishing those episodes like it was yesterday and we're already in June. Basically, you're hearing this in June. We're not in June yet, but you're going to be hearing this in June. Yeah. I mean, we're like four days away.
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Right. Yeah. The last time we recorded and episode on Friday the 13th, the first one was episode seven, if I'm not wrong. Episode seven. That came out September 13th, two days after 9-11. Not the 9-11, just the anniversary.
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um Post 9-11 episode. Yeah, we are a post 9-11 episode and recording a pre-9-11 movie. Yeah. um But Friday the 13th Part 2 did come out in 1981, just one year after Friday the 13th 1. Yeah, Uno.
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You have the that whole nice box set from Scream, right? Hell yeah, i got the big big box Scream Factory, John. It's really cool because they went out of their way ah to do new special features. i't really I'm not a big special feature guy. you know like i don't and don' watch them usually on the Blu-rays.
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Right. But ah Friday the 13th of the franchise that I love. So I decided to actually watch some. And this guy made a whole book ah and like interviewed, like he said, like 250 people that worked on the series throughout all of them.
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Sure. And he said that this one is very different because the director didn't want to do like a sequel. He wanted it to be a one and done or make it an anthology.
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Kind of like Friday 13th part two would be a whole different, you know, at least you want if par one to just be his own thing. Hence why, hence why, uh, what happens at the very beginning happens.
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Yeah. Um, but Paramount was like, nah, Give us more of that. This is a cash cow. We won't milk it. Right. How you doing?
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um So they didn't really know what they were doing.
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That's an understatement. they Yeah, movies ah this movie is kind of a train wreck. Also, the MPA yeah censored the fuck out of the kills in this movie.
00:08:52
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I feel like they censored the fuck the kills in the first one, too. Yeah, but not as bad as this one. okay So they have on the special features again, they have it's VHS quality footage of all the kills extended. Does that up the rating for you?
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No. Okay. All right. I was i mean, as I saw some more shit, I'd be... know what mean? I mean, like,
Character Discussion and Humor
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there's more gore. That's about it. Like, the kills are still the same. You see more?
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You see more. Yeah, they're kind of generic. That's a thing. No, we'll get into it, but... This is definitely the second biggest stinker, in my opinion.
00:09:36
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Yeah, you have it out for five. You fucking hate five. I fucking hate five. Okay, so this the third worst. I don't remember five enough to make any comments. It's probably five, eight, and then this.
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Because eight is like Jason Tink's Manhattan. And it's like an hour and a half, and he's on a boat for 45 minutes. And then he finally gets to Manhattan because it costs too much for them to film it in New York.
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Sure, sure. So... So it's like Screamboat. Yeah. And then some people don't like part seven, the new blood, but I fuck with it. I haven't, i don't think I got that far. I watched it one. I think I said it on the first Friday, of the 13th episode. Go listen to that. It's good recording.
00:10:17
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That was our first like truly wild fucking episode. I feel like definite one there's no, that's upsetting. Yeah. That's what it is. But also, i want I mean, I had, I thought I had COVID, so I was just home. I didn't have COVID. And I watched most, almost all of them, I thought.
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I just can't remember how far I got into it. But I remember watching, like, like scene two, I remember like watching that, like the ending I remember and ah what like certain characters I kind of remember, believe it or not.
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Because they they got it going on. Yeah. so Three and four, they kind of realized what they had. Yeah. They're like, hell yeah. They like the kill.
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The third one's in 3D. So it's kind of got that that charm where they're doing everything towards the camera. ah So it's got that four is just sick.
00:11:09
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Four is just awesome. Then you just go ruin ruin it with five. And then six is arguably the best one in the franchise.
00:11:19
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Well, I'm excited to watch six then. Yeah, we got a little bit to go there, but we we do. I mean, I could watch in my own free time, but it's not streaming. and I don't own it because I just I'm on the record about this. I don't love this franchise. I don't have the affection for it.
00:11:34
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I just have that one traumatizing memory. at My grandma's house watching fucking Friday the 13th remake. Yeah. um 4K transfer on this looks beautiful, by the way.
00:11:45
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It is like the OG. i mean, you can see how much movies like this movie. I, all I could think of was in a violent nature watching this movie. It's little bit of watching it.
00:11:56
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Um, stereotypical campground. Like, but I would say this movie is in particular, like the POV happens in the first one, but this one even more. So I feel like, Oh yeah. Jason is a lot of POV shots with him.
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Yeah. Uh, we'll go over your cast. Uh, movie again nine 11, 1981 directed Steve minor. Yeah. directed by steve minor But he ain't one who... Correct. Who would go on to direct H2O, Halloween. It's a... That movie... It's just kind of a yikes kebab, Jerry. It's not like bad, bad, but it's not like good.
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But then he does part three of Friday the 13th, and I fucking like that movie a lot. He also did Lake Placid, which I own that. That's a good movie. It's pretty good, right? Yeah.
00:12:42
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He did House. Dude, you ever see House? Okay, so are you... Side note, they, Bull Moose, Shout Bull Moose, had this movie in house two on physical if you were looking for it.
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Really? Today. I saw both of them and I thought, and I thought, i forgot what Boutique put it out, but i saw it and was like, is house, like other one we watched at your house that one time? And it was not. It's this house. Damn. I wonder if were- How much were don't fucking know.
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Yeah. I have no idea. It was Boutique. Yeah, so put it out. At least 25. think Arrow. i think it's a was probably Arrow then, but they House 1 and 2. That's crazy. See that in the wild?
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They're out of print. Shout out Bull Moose, dude. yeah They're out of print? I definitely gotta fucking buy them. Fuck. ah
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Anyways, next time i go to Bull Moose, I'll let you know if I find those again. Yeah, and after two if I'm like, ugh, you could have them. yeah being a blind buy for me here is your cast uh we have amy steel who plays jenny field she gets it she gets it you think you don't think so bro she's a ginger okay i think you might be colorblind because she's fucking blonde are you on crack bro no you no you're on crack she's blonde nah bro fucking google search jenny field i'm sorry i'm not this is not even a question to me how is she ginger jenny field
00:14:07
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Fictional character. You show me a picture where she's redheaded. Friday the 13th. Or beheaded. Look at this picture of her in the car. She's blonde. This is clearly blonde, buddy.
00:14:19
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Nah, bro. Okay, look at the one. Look at the one where she's like in the bar. yeah And she's smiling? Yeah. Stop it. You stop it. go go go two pictures go Go two pictures over and one down. That's blonde.
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Go one picture down. That's blonde. She blonde most these pictures. Nah, bro. What's the actress's name? um I just said it. Amy Steele. Pull up Amy Steele.
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Amy Steele.
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Bro, come on. Look up Amy Steele. You tell me she's redheaded. You're wrong. You're straight wrong. Can you see where I thought it was like ah maybe like a strawberry blonde? Can we call it strawberry blonde? i I'll give you that, but I'm still saying blonde.
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You guys, hey, write in. Let us know. Squash the beef. hey maybe man mit Hey, man, maybe the 4K scan, you know? By the way, let me ask you this theoretical. She's a 10, but she's vegan.
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So she's a five. but Okay. Okay. um We have ah Adrian King who plays Alex Hardy. Returner. Reprising her role for a very short time. I think she might be able to get it Is this it? Honestly, I, she don't look like the girl from the first one.
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Yeah, she does. Bro, I know it's the same person. I just don't see it. She was older. That's fair. One year. One year. Okay, I'll hit the... but Hold on. I'm getting far ahead of myself. I'll give you the doing doing for Amy Steele.
00:15:56
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Thank you. I don't necessarily agree with that. Alice Hardy... adrian adrian mate are you are you fucking or are you not fucking i would kind of give it to her she's not she's not the hottest one this movie see she she just screams like straight a student type vibes yeah you could wreck that right i'll ruin your life you could fail it right yeah yeah i'm gonna give her the button i feel like all right i'd probably fuck her but then i'd be like
00:16:29
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I'm crazy to give her the button and not Amy Steele, that's fine. That is kind of crazy. I'm not going to lie. It is wild, right? ah We have John Fury, who plays Paul Halt.
00:16:41
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ah He's in several of these Friday the 13th movies. I don't think he's a fuck in it. I don't think he was a fuck in in the movie. I think all the dudes in this movie weren't like very good-looking.
00:16:52
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Nah, because that one guy pissed me off. He ain't fucking it. The vegetable. Nah, not the vegetable. the You look like Daniel Jones, right? You did look like Daniel Jones, yeah. Okay, good.
00:17:03
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No, like the hot guy that was trying to... ah Oh, don't... Oh, we'll get into that. That was so weird. We have Betsy Palmer reprising her role as Mrs. Voorhees. We didn't have buttons before. are we I don't think I'd be giving it to her.
00:17:15
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Nah, bro, because like I know she's like dead now, but... RIP. Yeah. but I mean, she could fucking get it. Are you kidding me? Yeah, but not even in the you not even in Friday the 13th, bro.
00:17:27
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She was born in 1926, bro. That picture was probably taken in like 1940. That's a great depression. Yeah, how'd she afford that? or She was born the Dust Bowl. All oh
00:17:41
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all right, so... He ain't fucking it.
00:17:45
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He ain't fucking it. I will say... remind myself that we have to do it for the movie because I always pull up the fucking picture and go yeah I'd fuck her in this picture but then it's like and I'm a get to that you're to get to that okay we're gonna get to that are you gonna get me there uh we got Steve Dash who plays Jason Voorhees uh he does shout out he does Jason Voorhees in part two the final chapter in part three is the final chapter part four Yeah.
00:18:13
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Okay. It wasn't the final chapter. Spoiler alert. Spoiler alert. It was not. I don't know. I'm not fucking this dude. and I'm not fucking Jason either. Nah, Jason's a deformed freak. He ain't fucking it. Dude, what do you think his fucking nards look like? He ain't fucking it. It can't be good.
00:18:28
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Well, just because he's like a little, you know. I think it's just his head. Why you think it's just his head? Because he's retarded. It's not. That doesn't affect anything else, right? know.
00:18:41
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what if you have down syndrome right like your penis isn't down it's up but people who have down syndrome are super strong it's like a thing well like autism you're like super strong or super smart right and you got always and they always autistic kids are always caked up with the sweatpants it's crazy that's yeah because they always got a bumper on them so much meat but they're never going to give it to anybody i mean maybe one day isn't it like love on the spectrum Is that a show?
00:19:09
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That's about autism and not Down syndrome, I think. My cousin has Down syndrome. Shout out to cousin. She doesn't deserve a shout out, fucker. Okay, I'll cut all that.
00:19:21
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fine It's fine. It's not the one you want to fuck. No, if you're listening, hit me up. Okay.
00:19:29
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You know who you are. I'm just kidding. ah We got Kirsten Baker who plays Terry. In this movie, her hair is dykey, but I would, I mean, we got a zoom in of her cheeks.
00:19:40
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Did get a zoom in of her cheeks. Are you in or out? I'm in.
00:19:50
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In the movie. Yeah, I know. I don't know. She was too skinny, bro. Like you saw her ribs. They're all skinny. Yeah, but well like when she was skinny dipping, she was like a little too much.
00:20:02
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I can't believe... Wait, hold on We're going to talk about this scene right now. She was fit. i can't believe that in that scene, probably the best scene in the movie, where you get side tit and you get bush. You're like, oh, her ribs are showing. That's where your eyes are fucking looking at? Hey, bro, like be hey you might be gay.
00:20:18
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Also, her tits weren't like... good they're good enough for a wait in the context of the movie i'll fucking take it you know what mean give a dog a bone dude tit in a movie a w a w always i wrote tit in capital letters in the scene by scene and i wrote bush not george no but you know how i feel about bush but that's like an acceptable level because it's trimmed at the top you know it doesn't it doesn't explode into the fupa But she had no fupa.
00:20:50
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That's true. she was That girl was a little different. That's what I'm saying. She's more she's in more physical shape than me, so that kind of scares me. She built like an Olympic swimmer. Literally, yeah. Maybe she was. She long legs on her.
00:21:02
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ah So we're not giving her the button? We can give it to her. There's another nah, mean, and she got a fucking whacking. Girl, where'd you get that? Okay. Oh, yeah, it comes with the complexion.
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it
00:21:20
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You're right, though. They're always kind of kicked up, huh? Yeah, it's got to be hall always are, dude. It's got to be guys are kind of always muscular. That's true. It is kind of right.
00:21:32
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Are they just they're just natural athletes? Even ifs even if you're skinny, they're like like they got you can tell. Right. Like, bro, I know you don't work out. how you that big? Maybe they do.
00:21:43
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I don't know. Write in. Let us know.
00:21:49
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Fair enough. We got Stuart Charno who plays ted Ted. Look at this guy's fucking picture. Yeah, his picture on Letterboxd a little sus. A little sus. He was in Christine in this movie the rest of it is kind of a who dat boy. I don't have that button right now.
00:22:04
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I've heard of Sleepwalkers, but i haven't seen it. Next, we have warring Warrington Gillette, who plays the unmasked Jason.
00:22:16
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I'm going to say both these guys are just not fucking it. He ain't fucking yeah ah He ain't fucking it. That's his name. We got Walt Gorney returning as Crazy Ralph. My boy.
00:22:28
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Couldn't remember his name. My boy. um The rest. Nah, hold on. We're going to go through them. We got Marta Cobra who plays Sandra. Let me tell you something.
00:22:41
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Sandra did something to my blood vessels and my penis, dude. Let me tell you. She could fucking get it. She got them titties on her. What? Go ahead. Say what you need to say.
00:22:54
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So, Marta, hit us up. So, more behind the scenes, right, is what I was talking about, and text and everything. Keep this in. Yeah, but keep this in.
00:23:05
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I'm keeping it in. there was a deleted scene when she is, um, Rylan fucking. Yeah. Jeff. What the fuck's his name?
00:23:16
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Jeff. Jeff. It's Jeff. Yeah. The guy that kind of looks like Kevin Bacon. It's Jeff. Um, where they, she was topless, you know, riding him. Right.
00:23:27
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Yep. But they had to cut it because filming this movie, she was 16. Rubble.
00:23:37
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ramo So everything I just said, I have to basically cut. Now you can keep it. Now if she's 16, that's not, it's not appropriate. It's not. We waited eight movies to goon over fucking Hermione. We got, I can't be fucking that's, I was trapped.
00:23:54
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She was bro. Oh wait. So, so how many more of these people were 16? Just her. yeah. To 1981. nineteen sixty three to yeah to nineteen eighty one
00:24:08
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So just her. So we're clear on the rest of them. I wish I i knew that before, before I started fucking going in like that. She's
Scene-by-Scene Breakdown
00:24:13
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the hottest one. She is the hottest one. She's got them fucking milkers. That's true.
00:24:19
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Got them underage milkers. Oh my God. Bro, because that dude even like squeezed her butt.
00:24:27
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When they're like walking in the woods going to like fuck. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We got Russell Todd who plays Scott. This guy is a, I mean, his character is a piece of shit.
00:24:40
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Yeah. um We got Lauren Marie Taylor who plays Vicky. don't, I'm not really into her. She's also, she was also in a violent nature. That's interesting. Hmm. I'm not fucking her either.
00:24:52
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We got Tom McBride who plays Mark, AKA Daniel Jones. Yeah. AKA he ain't fucking I'm in a wheelchair. ain't fucking AKA I'm a vegetable.
00:25:03
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Okay, we're going to do the scene by scene.
00:25:09
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ah ah Heads up, this movie, not much really fucking happens. It's kind of a snoozer. But you do see what you do get. Low key, we've already talked about.
00:25:19
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yeah but All right, here we go. ah Part two, 1981, opens with this little kid named Jesse singing the Itsy Bitsy Spider. And I wrote his mom calls for him. Is it his mom or is it is is homegirl just babysitting?
00:25:36
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I thought was his mom.
00:25:40
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ah And you kind of see some footsteps of a guy following him. not led to believe this is Jason. Jason. We see Alice having a nightmare. And the majority beginning this movie is just a rehash of the first film.
00:25:57
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Yeah, like the first like guys forgot. Ten minutes, maybe. I feel like it's more, but yeah. I mean, it's a decent portion of it. ah Oh, you know what? I forgot to hit the button, but I'll hit the button when I'm ready. I've got a button.
00:26:11
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Okay. All right. It's fine. Um... Yeah, so we see again a rehash of Mrs. Voorhees telling the story of Jason drowning by the water. ah We see the the fight scene from the end of one. Alice and Mrs. Voorhees getting fucking going at it.
00:26:30
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We see her get decapitated. um We see Alice waking in the boat and the boy jumping out of water and grabbing her. Then we see her talking to the officer in the hospital saying there's no boy.
00:26:42
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a real boy. ah Then Alice wakes up and her phone rings and it's her mother. And the conversation is just kind of whatever. They get in an argument and she hangs up. ah Goes to get in the shower and the phone rings again.
00:26:58
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And she's like, what, mom? And it's not her mom. There's just no answer. No one's there. ah She hears a noise and grabs a knife. And then you kind of see her like...
00:27:10
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sneak through her house looking around when her cat jumps through the window and it's supposed to be like a jump scare. It wasn't a big jump scare. and None of these scares were jump scares to me.
00:27:21
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I mean, it's, you know, these movies are supposed to be scary. There's slashers. 1981. ah she opens her fridge to feed her cat and she finds a decapitated head inside.
00:27:34
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Mrs. Voorhees.
00:27:37
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Um, and then she is stabbed through her temple. What was this? thought it was an ice pick. And I mean, yeah. And as she screams, uh, the tea kettle kind of matches.
00:27:53
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And then we get the title card with the credits. And like the part two, it like explodes. Yes. um Also, the ah extended kill on her, like you, yeah because you just kind of see it go in and then it cuts.
00:28:10
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But in the extended kill, like it goes through her temple and she like turns to face the camera and it's like sticking out like right here, like in her nose. or nose Yeah.
00:28:22
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Oh, that would have helped. I feel like for me, as far as readinging is concerned. Yeah. Yeah. ah We cut to Jeff and Sandra, who are a couple, and they're pulling into this town near... This is also five years later.
00:28:39
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Yeah, we find that out, that it's been five years. um Or does it say does it say on the screen? I missed it? I don't believe so. um And had to call Ted.
00:28:52
Speaker
So they called Ted this phone booth. And they're asking for directions how to get meet up with him. um The fuck is the old man's name again? Ralph. Ralph. Old man Ralph walks over and says he tried to warn the others.
00:29:06
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ah But they're all doomed. And as Jeff and Sandra are talking to Ralph, their car gets towed. So they chase after this car and Jeff is like banging on the window asking for the driver to stop and he doesn't.
00:29:21
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And calls him an asshole.
00:29:24
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As the car pulls away, ah they run into Ted and it was all a big joke. I'd be pissed, dude. That's not funny. Yeah, I guess that's not really that funny, honestly.
00:29:35
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Also, how do you not see your car getting towed? Right. but Neither of them saw it. Yeah. um it was a It was Ted's friend Max who owns the gas station.
00:29:48
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Um, so I'll get in the car and drive off to this camp and we hear the, uh, bear wiping his ass with a rabbit joke. I don't need to rehash that joke. It's not that. Yeah. So as they're driving, there's a, uh, a fallen tree in the road.
00:29:59
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Uh, and, uh, Jeff and, uh, Ted get out to move it. And one of them says that someone dragged it out like the middle of the street. Who the fuck is dragging a tree out like that?
00:30:10
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I guess we're like, like we're supposed to assume it was Jason. I thought it was Ralph. Ralph is so old, bro. oh I took two young dudes to move that tree. Ralph ain't moving that goddamn tree. I know, but I thought it was him because he's like, you know, trying to make it so they don't go out.
00:30:25
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Right. um So as they're moving this fucking wood, Sandra goes, it's spooky, and then just wanders off into the woods. Fucking idiot. It's that type of shit.
00:30:39
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Yeah, yeah. It's that type of shit where like people make fun of like horror movie logic, you know, it all stems from some shit like this. ah And she's being watched through POV. We can believe this is Jason.
00:30:54
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um And she finds a Camp Crystal Lake sign in the woods. And everyone in this movie calls it Camp Blood. That's like the what is called. Yeah, with their nicknaming it. Yeah. um Sandra really wants to go check it out.
00:31:08
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ah And Ted's like, we're leaving. And they drive off. ah Next scene, the this bell gets getting rung. And it's not Wes Welker getting a fucking concussion.
00:31:20
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Wes Welker. That poor man had a concussion after concussion. um Shout Chris Benoit. Shout out Chris Benoit. That's what happened to him.
00:31:32
Speaker
Dude, Chris Benoit was a good wrestler. We've said that already. Yeah, bro. He had bad CTE. Yo, Kurt Angle said his best match was with Chris Benoit. And that's just how it is. Just what it is. now can't watch those ah matches because they're fucking banned.
00:31:46
Speaker
Unreal. I want a Chris Benoit shirt. How do i get one of them? Yeah. I mean, where were you? Yeah. The dark web. I don't know. Probably get fucking. wrong yeah You probably to like trade a fucking small child to get a Christmas.
00:31:59
Speaker
I probably get beat up. if So it saw me in public with it. You might. Yeah. Um,
00:32:08
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So this bell's getting rung and the match starts. Yeah. I don't know. Then CTE kicks in and you just kill your c like
00:32:21
Speaker
just kill your family. Yeah. Shadow Chris. gowa Dude. It's like, it's like he's the fucking winter soldier. that boring. He's like, all right, time to murder the family.
00:32:32
Speaker
Yeah. it Oh man. That's fucking terrible. Oh, Oh, they didn't deserve that. He killed his fucking kids, dude. Yeah, he did. Yeah. It's fucked. Yeah. That's terrible.
00:32:43
Speaker
All right. um So the idea this bell ringing was to remind you all that Chris Van Womp murdered his family. Right. That's why they put this in.
00:32:58
Speaker
It was funny. It was warning in 1980. 2007, something bad's going to happen. Yeah. Was it 2007? Pretty sure, yeah. We're a 2007 podcast. and Eddie died in 05 and Chris happened in 07.
00:33:13
Speaker
Yeah. Why did Eddie die? Too much drugs? Yeah.
00:33:20
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All right. Let's see if I can get the bell ringing again. ah So it's it's to like round everybody up at this campsite and not like the Auschwitz kind of camp. We're talking about like a camp for the loop. Right. People want to be here.
00:33:36
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Yeah, people people are coming. Well, actually, they don't. Not the people who are there, but... But these people get fed. Yeah, these people don't come in on trains. They don't get experimented on.
00:33:47
Speaker
well yeah Well, I mean, the end result is the same. They all die. That's true. But Jason didn't gas anybody. No, not yet.
00:33:58
Speaker
Or maybe it doesn't even happen. Who knows? haven't seen them all. Maybe Jason. that I'm just saying there's like 10 movies of Jason and a remake. One of them, someone dies by gas. I'm guessing.
00:34:09
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like Someone dies by um ah liquid nitrogen. That's cool. It's a cool death. Yeah.
00:34:17
Speaker
ah So we meet the vegetable, Mark, and not your friend, Mark. Fuck you, Mark, if you're listening. You're fucking vegetable and a half, though. Yeah, you fucking are. I heard you got that fucking vegetable in your pants. You know what I'm saying? You got that fucking daikon radish, dog. Mark packed some Greek meat. I know he's not Greek.
00:34:37
Speaker
He is. He ain't. I don't believe it. i got He got a gyro in there and I'm trying to get his tzatziki. You know what I'm saying? Mark, maybe you're talking to tzatziki sauce, bro. Shrew that shit all over my nipples.
00:34:52
Speaker
Do you think Mark listens to the podcast? Yeah. yeah Also, do you think if listens, he gets minutes this? He probably doesn't. He probably fast-forwards the last like three minutes and listens to the fucking market.
00:35:07
Speaker
That's it. Maybe he plays a game. like once hes Once he's mentioned, he's out. Mark, have you heard this? Comment the word vegetable on this episode. Yes, please. um Also, it's probably really hard for you because you can't spell.
00:35:19
Speaker
That'd be like Vege in a triangle. Yeah, he'd probably add some letters in it that they didn't belong. Yeah. ah I'm guessing if Mark had to spell vegetable, he'd probably put a D in there because he talks weird.
00:35:31
Speaker
Yeah, we do fully pronounce it vegetable. No, I don't say vegetable, but I feel like he would try to sound it out. He would force a D in there. Get it?
00:35:44
Speaker
Shout out Autumn. Yeah. be
00:35:49
Speaker
It's his wife. It's fine. It's fine. He knows. He knows I'm trying to bang his wife. It's all right. Yeah, that's what it is. Um, we get a literal zoom in on, uh, Terry's ass. She's jogging in booty shorts and it's just like a zoom in.
00:36:06
Speaker
She's got a nice little, uh, dog. It's true. Yeah. Nice turd cutter on her. Yeah, it is. it It does for like, some people have this where it like kind of comes in instead of like just being a fucking, right.
00:36:21
Speaker
I know a lot of hand motions right there the listener. As long as I'm shits jiggling, it's fine. Yeah, what what do I care? And then she gets slingshot in the ass, and you're led to think it's, like, Jason or somebody, but it's Scott.
00:36:35
Speaker
Imagine she's slingshot in the ass. Jason's, like, he's, like, sitting there in, like, the background, like, we you all like, as me. He slingshots her ass. She turns around and just kind of, like... She's fucking sitting there. He's just, like...
00:36:53
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e I feel
00:37:00
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so i go bad for the listener. That's all fucking visual. Mommy said I could use my thing shot. Yep. You want to see my mommy's head? It's over there in the shed. Want to give me a head by my mama's head?
00:37:15
Speaker
my mumy's head So my head give me head. but Don't wear your sweaters there to clean up.
00:37:26
Speaker
If you wear it, I'll think you're my mom. And then I'll cum harder. You yell at me. Tell me to kneel. Spit on my face.
00:37:37
Speaker
Tell me not to drown. Tell me not to drown. Show me how to swim. oh Breast stroke Breast stroke I'll save the pool Pool, the lake, whatever I'm gonna take off my floatie
00:37:59
Speaker
Jason gets up on drowning ah That's crazy Yeah, I breathe in fucking straight H2O I'm hard as a rock
00:38:09
Speaker
Jason's like, he's like, he's like, fucking warm for me, please.
00:38:16
Speaker
ah He actually you can only drink like orange juice or something. Yeah, he just, yeah. Or he just butt chugs everything. Maybe. Because the liquid's going through down his throat is just too much.
00:38:28
Speaker
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be kind of crazy, though, that if he drowned as a little kid, like, now he's kind of fucked up and he can't, like, drink beverages because, like, the idea of, like, pouring something down his throat is, like, traumatizing from drowning.
00:38:42
Speaker
That could be scared. Scary. But he's not dead yet. But isn't the thing like he died and he drowned in the lake and then... he just didn't die?
00:38:53
Speaker
Yeah. Well, remember, that was like the whole story because they were only doing one movie. So kind of got retconned. Oh, I thought maybe like he resurrected and then... No.
00:39:07
Speaker
Yeah, I haven't watched them all, so I don't... Yeah, whatever. Sue me. Okay, so we were talking about getting slingshot in the ass. Um, and then we, so there's another camp around crystal Lake that they're using.
00:39:22
Speaker
and this guy, Paul wants to have a counselor training center and train people how to be counselors. Well, so this doesn't even take place in crystal Lake though. It's like the camp right next to it.
00:39:33
Speaker
But the lake that they're on is crystal Lake. Yes. That's what I was saying. Like the lake, the lake is crystal league, but it's not at like, it's a different campsite than like camp blood. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or camp Chris. Yeah.
00:39:47
Speaker
Uh, and Jenny pulls up, shout to my grandmother. We call her Jenny. Hey, shout out Jenny. She got up. She got this fucking car or what? she had a she of She had a dark green Jaguar whoa that had like a beige leather interior. And she just had, because she was fucking loaded.
00:40:06
Speaker
She's still alive. And she probably still is loaded. But she had a cheetah throw pillows in the back. God damn. Like, damn, girl, you got it like that? She's a classy broad.
00:40:18
Speaker
Yeah, you got the fucking throw pillows in the back? Yeah, right. yeah can Take a fucking nap in that bitch? Was it a drop top? I don't think. No, I think it was a hardcover because she was ah at that point. She was like in her 70s when she had it.
00:40:31
Speaker
you So I do. i do remember that car and the smell. Old person smell. No, like car like the car. Oh, yeah.
00:40:43
Speaker
Well, car smell in general. But like, yeah, my car smells like farts. Yeah, mine smells like, yeah. I mean, mine actually, yeah, most of the time, black ice.
00:40:53
Speaker
Yeah, you know, the little tree johns. I keep it pumping in there. some Some people think it's a red flag, and to that, I say, fuck you. What if you have black ice? Yeah. So she pulls up in this nice car, this red car.
00:41:07
Speaker
ra Paul sees her pull up and he's like, I, excuse me a minute. He just walks inside. What was the plan here him to just walk? Cause he closes the door in her face. So what was his whole thing? Like, I'm just going to go stomp off and like pout in the, in the room.
00:41:21
Speaker
Well, I thought she like like go to like tell her off, but turns out like they're dating. They are dating. but i don't want Go ahead. I don't think he wanted any of the counselors to like know about that yet.
00:41:37
Speaker
That's fair. That part works. I'm just saying she pulls up. He's like, excuse me a minute. And like, instead of like greeting her, like going up to the car and be like, you're fucking late. He goes into the temp, the cabin. I was a temple, the cabin. And he brings her with her, her with him.
00:41:54
Speaker
I thought I took it as like she was like chasing after him and like the door, or he didn't hold the door before. it Just like fucking slammed it in her face. See, I took it as like, you're in trouble. We got to go have a conversation. Hmm.
00:42:07
Speaker
Okay. Maybe I'm just a little bit. Because he was like, you're supposed to be my assistant. Right. ah They are dating, as you said. And Paul says that she could have called, but their phone lines aren't working yet.
00:42:21
Speaker
Keep that mind for back end of the movie. So she's off the hook. yeah Right. hu Paul tells Jeannie go move her fucking car and her car won't start.
00:42:32
Speaker
um And while she's trying to start her car, Paul's talking about they're in bear country, which I thought would be more of plot point later. Like, oh it's a bear killing people, not Jason.
00:42:43
Speaker
Not a retard. A frightened retard of what he's called in this movie. I wrote it down. Yeah, that's true. ah So Paul walks over and helps Ginny start her car.
00:42:53
Speaker
And there's some like dig that she's doing child psychology as like a major. And then she's like, oh, I use it on you because it's fun. And she starts the car or something. Child psychology. what she does at the end the movie.
00:43:06
Speaker
Yeah. Makes sense. Yeah. Kind of. I don't think i don't think it i don't um don't think it works, but I get what they were going for. It did. Until... Oh, did you like it?
00:43:21
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. We'll get there. I didn't think... shit Okay, fair enough. We cut to nighttime around the campfire, and DePaul is telling the group about Jason's binders being recovered and how Jason saw his mother beheaded and he will take revenge.
00:43:38
Speaker
they're the first group back to this campsite or area in five years. And, uh, as he's talking about it, Ted jump scares them. He's all dressed up in like some kind of fucking weird, like native American type, some racist shit, some racist ass shit.
00:43:55
Speaker
Um, and Paul tells him that crystal Lake is off limits. Camp blood. Uh, We are now in the killer. right I wrote killer. We know who it is. We're in Jason's POV.
00:44:09
Speaker
He's kind of stalking this like main lodge they're in. um And Scott is trying to put the moves on Terry, but it's just not working. He's like, you're like too... His face looks too perfect.
00:44:24
Speaker
I just don't like the guy. I just think he's fucking... He's a scumbag. Yeah, he's a fucking scumbag. Like, I'm trying to see some tit too, dude, but yeah noahs no is no. There's other tits in other places.
00:44:36
Speaker
Right. He starts holding her dog, and the dog, like, sees Jason out the window. um Ginny steps out because she's going to go to bed, I think.
00:44:47
Speaker
um We cut back, and Sandra's telling Jeff that she has to go see Camp Blood, and Jeff ain't for it. ah Ginny returns to her cabin and starts changing.
00:44:59
Speaker
don't see it. Nothing. You are going to hear this sentence a few times this movie. She hears a noise and looks outside ah and then comes back inside and gets scared by Paul, who just like snuck into her her lodge, her cabin.
00:45:18
Speaker
And like puts his arm around her mouth and then he was like pulls her in to like kiss her and shit. Yeah, and they start getting fucking hot and heavy. Why don't you do that to me? um I don't have arms that can reach that far.
00:45:32
Speaker
But even like next time you see me, I just want you to like suffocate me and then fuck me. You want me to fucking fishhook your arms? Yeah, just fucking pull me and use me. Yeah.
00:45:43
Speaker
And abuse me. Right.
00:45:47
Speaker
See, that's okay. That's fucking crazy. Plug it in. Plug it in my ass. I fucking will, dude. Yeah, get it. If you're not fucking careful, I'll fucking plug it in your ass.
00:46:00
Speaker
I want it. That's all what i'm trying to say. You fucking want it? You want I wrote that fucking old man, Ralph. He's gooning outside. he is. He's watching him. He's fucking, he's like, he's like getting into it.
00:46:16
Speaker
um And he hears some noise and he's kind of like hiding behind a tree to like watch these kids fuck essentially. When he gets choked out with some barbed wire. And it was a decent kill. wasn't terrible.
00:46:29
Speaker
Yeah, the extended cut is not very much different. You just see his head like drop. I don't know why they need to cut that. Gotta cut that off. Get it? Like the spray.
00:46:41
Speaker
Yo. know Cut his head off. The aisle I go down to get to the deli is like the seasonal aisle. So all I smell is fucking like off bug spray. And every time I walk past, I just think of you.
00:46:53
Speaker
Yeah. Fuck off. Like the spray. Yeah. That's hot. And the end of the day, you're a fucking bug to me. That's what it means. You're a fucking cockroach. Yeah.
00:47:04
Speaker
Uh, Yeah, I like that. You can buy like little rings now that you like. What, cock rings? That's what i'm saying. Like, so the mosquitoes don't go near your cock. You can put, you can like wrap your wiener in a ring.
00:47:17
Speaker
Wrap your wiener in a ring? What are we talking about? Wrap your wiener in a ring. You slide it on. Wrap your wiener a ring. You could.
00:47:28
Speaker
Yo, Colin, was you saying wrap your wiener in a ring five times fast? That's fucking tongue twister. There is a ya mean outside. Nice one? It's a dude.
00:47:41
Speaker
oh the Nice one? or it's He packing or what? He wearing gray sweatpants? No, he wearing a gray shirt though. It's kind of hot out. He walking a dog, though. he got the the not means that The dogs are fine.
00:47:53
Speaker
Yeah, he got his bitch with him, you know? Yeah, that little small, white, shaggy dog. It looks like it looks like muffin. Oh, like a shih tzu, maybe? Yeah, one of those. You ever shit in a zoo? All right.
00:48:05
Speaker
No. no ah where were Ginny wakes up the next morning where it cuts and there is a beware of bears written on her mirror with lipstick.
00:48:20
Speaker
And we cut to a group going on a jog. um And we're in Jason's peewee when he hears them and he kind of turns towards them. um And yet again, Ginny stops and thinks she hears something.
00:48:33
Speaker
um We then see Muffin, Terry's dog, runs into Jason. Then it cuts, walks right up to his feet. Jason. Yeah.
00:48:44
Speaker
Um, as soon as it cuts, we have a closeup of fucking wieners, hot dogs on the grill. Shout out Ted for making these fucking wieners. Yeah, dude. Uh, does Ted die in this movie or I, I don't think he dies.
00:48:59
Speaker
Nah. Cause he's, he didn't come back. He's still at the bar. bar He's still at the bar, right? Cause he went to the after party. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. That's how you live. Um, So he's actually the final girl.
00:49:12
Speaker
Essentially. that is the trump Ted's the first trans final girl.
00:49:18
Speaker
Yeah. Friday 2. Or not Friday. Nightmare 2. That guy's definitely gay. Oh, he's gay fuck. Gay as fuck. Yeah, he's so gay. Nothing wrong with that. Although, like I think that came out after this, so...
00:49:32
Speaker
Did just wink at me? Yeah, I did. That was hot.
00:49:37
Speaker
ah We follow Terry, who's looking for her dog, Muffin. um Again, she's being stalked by Jason when ah she gets called over for lunch or she runs back.
00:49:49
Speaker
Bro, that i don't that pissed me off so much, right? She's looking for her dog. Lunch is ready. Coming! oh I get to shove a glizzy down my throat! ha ha! Like, don't know. is he going to get throated? Fuck my pooch.
00:50:05
Speaker
Fuck my poon, yeah. my fucking poo my pooch and my gooch. Spray your mustard on me. Oh, yeah. Big Mac sauce on a hot dog.
00:50:17
Speaker
Yo, a Big Mac sauce on a hot dog might be pretty fucking slapping, honestly. That might be it, yo. That might be it. We got to try that. But that just pissed me off. Yeah. No. Yeah.
00:50:27
Speaker
Fuck my pooch. Fuck my pooch. Fuck my pooch.
00:50:34
Speaker
yes Fuck my pooch. Fuck my pooch. i That's definitely a bit now. Wreck my pooch. Wreck my fucking pooch. Make it bark.
00:50:48
Speaker
Make me bark, daddy.
00:50:52
Speaker
ah My fucking pooch bark. Bring me out. What the fuck? Dude, that's so crazy, though, to like be like, because think about how attached people get to their dogs to just like a abandon and looking for your dog to just get fucking throat hot dogs.
00:51:12
Speaker
That's what I'm saying, though. yeah right so saying She doesn't care enough about this dog, bro. Yeah, to just get fucking meat missiles launched on the back of her esophagus.
00:51:23
Speaker
I do it for free. wow don't got a missile, though. yeah ah yeah so Fuck my pooch.
00:51:34
Speaker
ah We cut to Ginny, who's returning a chainsaw, and again thinks she hears something. what is a wife This is the most like inconvenient place for a chainsaw ever.
00:51:47
Speaker
I mean, it turns out to be pretty convenient later. It is random as fuck, though. I give you that. Like a random ass, like, it's not even like a shed. It's like a like a. I think it's where someone's actually like sleeping there. Like there's a bed and everything set up in that room. I'm pretty sure.
00:52:02
Speaker
Right. But like what the place she puts it, it's like a bookcase with a fucking doors on it. Yeah. Maybe it was a shed. and Like we're gonna throw a bed in here because we're overpacked. Oh, that could be.
00:52:13
Speaker
I don't know. ah We cut to the all the counselors going to jump in the lake and Sandra tells Jeff they're going to Camp Blood. She forced him to go with her and they walk over. You're fucking coming. want you to wreck my gooch.
00:52:33
Speaker
Gooch? Isn't your gooch like your taint? Yeah. I'm pretty sure it's gooch for woman and pooch. My pooch. Fuck my pooch. And then it's tate for guys.
00:52:47
Speaker
Yeah. The devil's driveway. Is that what it's called? I've heard it called that before. Yeah. Let me shit. I'm getting a work call. Relax.
00:52:59
Speaker
We had another quick commercial break and we're back. It wasn't that quick, but we have one. It's what it is. Uh, I pretty sure we were talking about Sandra forcing Jeff to go to camp blood and they're walking through the woods and they find, I thought it was muffin.
00:53:16
Speaker
Yeah. i think I think it is muffin because the end I don't think is real. I have no fucking clue if the end's real at this one. Okay. Um, they find dead muffin, but they don't know that it's muffin.
00:53:29
Speaker
Sorry, Matthew. You want breakfast? Biscuit.
00:53:43
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there's a there's a jump scare of uh a cop who like taps on the shoulder and they're saying and uh he takes them back to a camp because they're too close to camp blood um and he talks some shit to paul about it he's like oh you got a good rep but you're too close man you're too close And then what happened here, I kind of missed it a little bit. The cop is driving and he thinks he sees.
00:54:10
Speaker
so So Jason like, Jason like dashes across the road. Oh really? oh Yeah. I didn't see it. Um, so he pursues Jason into the woods and he comes across this shack and, uh, he invested. Not his sack.
00:54:26
Speaker
No, who's sack? Jason's sack. Yeah. You could investigate my sack. It would take a while. Cause it's so fucking long. And you're like, yeah. Can I like pull some of the hairs if there's like some hairs dangling?
00:54:37
Speaker
Yeah. if you want but Not even pull them, just hold them and like fucking wiggle them. I feel like investigating my sack is like getting trapped in like a fitted sheet. You're just trying to like fold and you're just like stuck.
00:54:50
Speaker
Why are you stuck in the fitted sheet? If you're a fucking Neiman, Holman, Yoiman, you're probably stuck in a sheet, right? Yeah, but that doesn't even make sense when you're like putting it on or when it's already on your bed.
00:55:02
Speaker
Or if like ah or if it's if you're getting stuck in your sheet when it's on your bed, that's crazy. That's what I thought you meant. Like you're trying to put it on so you lay backwards and you like lay on your mattress look like this?
00:55:13
Speaker
I've never done that. crazy No, that's what I mean. like A fucking Neiman, Holman, Yoiman would probably do that. Oh, yeah, that's true. But also, also like if you're trying to fold it, you could, if you're an even home in Yoinman, you could probably, you could probably get confused with corners. Like, oh, like you're just, i don't know.
00:55:30
Speaker
You got them little straps on your corners? No. I was stuck between saying like fitted sheet or like trying like get through a curtain, like a heavy curtain. Okay. It was like my ball sack. with the fitted sheet. It didn't work.
00:55:43
Speaker
Or maybe it did. i don't fucking know. my snap My sack is more stretchy than like a fitted sheet. Right. No, I get that. No, I get that.
00:55:55
Speaker
But the fact that I had to figure out how someone was getting stuck in a fitted sheet...
00:56:03
Speaker
Yeah. Like that makes no sense to me. You might, I mean, you might get stuck in a fitted sheet. Who knows? If you ever gotten stuck in a fitted sheet, call in. I don't know. 27 years and I've never been stuck in a fitted sheet.
00:56:16
Speaker
People are getting stuck in dryers. You know what I mean? They're stuck under the couch. I'm stuck in the, but
00:56:24
Speaker
yeah i stuck and he just like tears a hole in it and he's going to pass. Yeah. Right. edge Whatever you're into. Her vag hole. Her vag hole. Yeah, her pussy hole. We've been over this before.
00:56:35
Speaker
Snatch hole. Yeah. Her gash. Her fucking gaping hole. Yeah. Yeah. So he's investigating this shack and he takes a fucking hammer to the back of his head.
00:56:51
Speaker
We cut back to Paul at this lodge with the rest of the group and he says they're going out for one more night on the town, which doesn't really fucking mean anything because don't think being a counselor is a real job.
00:57:03
Speaker
Yeah, like, are they getting paid or what? Is it voluntary? Yeah, but, like, even if you are getting paid, it's not really our job. It's not a real job. It's kind of bullshit. It's also seasonal. A camp counselor's a job? Like, get out of here.
00:57:15
Speaker
Fuck them kids. Right. You know what happened band camp? I don't. Dude get made fun of and fucked. don't know. I mean, I would not be surprised if kids got molested up they at band camp.
00:57:28
Speaker
Right. You know the saying that one time at band camp? Yeah. You ever see American Pie Band Camp? I haven't seen any American pie ever in my life, which I've said on this podcast, I feel like before. I feel like you have.
00:57:42
Speaker
You're slacking. Okay. Talk about tit. Yeah, I'm slacking. ah Scott, Jeff, Sandra, and Terry.
00:57:56
Speaker
And probably somebody else else I didn't write down. oh yeah. ah It's... ah Scott, Jeff, Sandra, Terry, Mark, the guy in the wheelchair.
00:58:10
Speaker
Ted. No, Ted goes. ted go Ted goes. tego Ted goes and stays. Right. And Vicky is the love interest of the vegetable.
00:58:21
Speaker
Right.
00:58:24
Speaker
How about that for a fucking pull? That is crazy. I've never seen that show ever. Really? hold that I mean, I've probably seen it once or twice. but Good old Chip Skylark right there.
00:58:35
Speaker
Yeah. um Shout out to him. Okay. That was the button. And I have one more, but we've already heard it on this podcast before. So Terry goes looking for Muffin, and she ends up at the lake.
00:58:49
Speaker
And we get full-fledged side tit and a decent portion of Bush. Yeah, I'm, you know. I would say this is probably the best part of the movie.
00:59:00
Speaker
The nudity? Yeah, I mean, kind of missed that. like t what was the last like What was the last movie that went like full-blown nudity? The only one i can think of is like Oppenheimer. You saw Homegirl's tits.
00:59:11
Speaker
What was her name? Florence Pugh. Did you see Florence Pugh's tits? In Oppenheimer, yeah. Oh my god, I still haven't seen it. Like full-blown, just there. Yeah, tits. Florence Pugh's so hot.
00:59:22
Speaker
And also, you wouldn't have to watch the whole movie. it's like I would say it's less than halfway through the movie. You see tits. I don't have to wait three hours. Yeah, you know it's not like a reward the end. you get it like earlier.
00:59:33
Speaker
Get it. Was there Terrifier 3?
00:59:38
Speaker
Yes. That's correct. um We see... I wrote group, but it's just it's just Ginny, Paul, and Ted.
00:59:49
Speaker
We see gang. They arrive at a bar, which is called Casino. If you you notice the sign. Yeah, just say Casino.
00:59:59
Speaker
Mark and Vicky are are flirting at this table. I mean, she for some reason has a tank for dudes that have can't walk. Right. Like, bro.
01:00:10
Speaker
That's fine. To each their own. I'm to throw you around like a rag doll. Yeah. Right. um Jeff and Sandra go upstairs to fuck. We cut back and Scott has taken Terry's clothes because she's naked in the lake.
01:00:26
Speaker
Skinny dipping. yeah Yeah. She gets out of the lake and then Scott has her clothes and he runs up with her clothes and she's just naked. He thinks it's funny.
01:00:41
Speaker
don't know what's so funny about this, but it's actually not funny. It's actually pretty fucked up. Yeah. I don't think that's, yeah, not great. It's like the price sexual assault. Honestly, I would say so. And like, how many times do you think they did that take like making a movie?
01:00:55
Speaker
I mean, obviously she's okay with it. Like she has to sign off on it, but yeah. But also like how many times is too many times. All right. One more time. No, no. Do it again with your shirt. Hold on. Hold on.
01:01:08
Speaker
All right. right. Go. Unzip. Flick your nipples this time.
01:01:16
Speaker
All right, now spread the lips. Spread the lips. Yeah, yeah. Now show us where the clits, because we don't know. Right. That's probably real. Maybe. um So, Scott gets caught in a what a trap. It's like a rope hanging from tree and like pulls his feet up.
01:01:33
Speaker
Like in Shrek. Yes, exactly like in Shrek. Shrek. I feel you shit. I feel you sweat breath. sweat your breath.
01:01:43
Speaker
What was that shit we saw online? Shout out to... What are they called? Cockbuster Video? Yeah. Cockbusters. ah I have it right here. It's loading.
01:01:55
Speaker
Special brain damage screening of Strunk. He's Strunk in it. He's straight Strunk in it, bro. And by and but buy it well, let's just say his fucking actual cock and entire green ball sack...
01:02:10
Speaker
Strong, ladies and gentlemen. ah um Shout out to Cockbuster Video. Follow them on Instagram. Yeah, that's not our account. Follow us first.
01:02:21
Speaker
Yeah, follow us first and follow them. We should follow them. Like, our page should follow them. I agree. Yeah. ah So... Terry decides I'm gonna get a knife to cut you down.
01:02:38
Speaker
yeah ah ah agree She for some reason goes looking for a knife in her drawer. Yeah, it goes all the way back to her cabin like go into any cabin.
01:02:52
Speaker
You're allowed to go. Oh, yeah, yeah, a little bit loud. Uh, So strange. And she hears a noise. That's this movie is. It's just it's just edging.
01:03:02
Speaker
Straight edging. Edging is fucked. Just give it to me. It's like drinking Diet Coke. Just give me fucking regular Coke. I'm going anyway. least Coke Zero. Yeah, Coke Zero.
01:03:14
Speaker
Coke Zero kind of bangs. Right. I still would prefer just Coke. Yeah. Also, my job bought... their beverage program, they don't have a gun, like a soda gun at the bar.
01:03:26
Speaker
ah god They have a fucking Glock. They have to keep the fucking Glock on you in case you're trying to get fucking Glock on you in case there's a fucking mob hit. ah Because it's an Italian restaurant. Italian restaurant, guys.
01:03:38
Speaker
They keep their Glock under the bar. It's so fucking gangster. no they had the little mini bangers it's not like this size can it's like the next one down oh yeah of coke diet coke coke zero and it's a dude it's a problem because you can just fucking grab one and just fuck it and there's like like not a palate but like a lot yeah fucking crank a couple down in a couple seconds so quick so quick it's a problem um you don't got caffeine free right no do i need that caffeine
01:04:08
Speaker
You ever see a caffeine-free Coke? It's like in a gold pan. It's a gold. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've tasted it. ah
Wrap-up and Insights
01:04:16
Speaker
It's horrendous. Horrendous.
01:04:21
Speaker
um We cut back to... Oh, so... She's looking her dresser for some reason for a goddamn knife. And she thinks she hears a noise. And then we see Scott, who's just hanging.
01:04:33
Speaker
Just hanging. Chilling. When he gets his throat slit. With like the long side of the machete.
01:04:44
Speaker
I wrote that down and I knew that if you didn't notice that you were going ask me, I took a picture of it. yeah Like, whether it's the wrong side of the blade. Yeah. complete wrong You fucking clowns.
01:04:55
Speaker
Come on, man. Come on, fucking minor. What's his first name? Scott. Simon. Steve. Yeah. um Like, what fuck we doing? Yeah.
01:05:07
Speaker
So he gets his throat slit and Terry's got dead. dead in the extended cut of his kill, still the wrong side of the blade, but it there's like blood just gushing everywhere. And it just runs down his face. Like that would help so much. I feel like, like you couldn't see his face. was just red.
01:05:27
Speaker
Yeah, that's sick. I would appreciate that more. um We cut to the bar. um And they're, i mean, it's Paul, Ted, and Ginny. pretty sloshed. um And Ginny is kind of theorizing about what Jason would be like as an adult. And she does call him a frightened retard.
01:05:44
Speaker
That the word they use. um And how his mother was all he had. uh they're like what got she's like what do you guys think like you're drunk girl she's like no i'm really serious about this guys it's like yeah all right you're kind of right but shut up fucking woman we're drinking beers here yeah trying to chill with the boys and yeah you're fucking downing it out man you're like at least get up on the table and start stripping yeah let me see some fucking lip yeah i know what's going on
01:06:17
Speaker
ah We cut to the lodge where Vicky is asking Mark why he's a vegetable.
01:06:27
Speaker
he's got a motorcycle accident. And he doesn't think it's permanent. i He'll be back. Yeah, sure you will. Sure, it's not 2025. Yeah, okay. Sure you will. 1981, you're fucking dead, dude. ah We cut to... So, I wrote this for comedic effect, but it is what's going on.
01:06:44
Speaker
Sandra and Jeff are upstairs. Jeff is playing the harmonica, and Sandra's literally sucking his belly button. I don't know how else to say this. It's very odd. Yeah, he's like wearing a shirt and she's like supposed to be riding him at some point later.
01:06:59
Speaker
But she like pulls his shirt up with her teeth and she's like so like French kissing and down the inside of his belly button, which i but ba like god I get lint in my belly buttons. That's not great.
01:07:10
Speaker
Every time I pee, I pick out the lint. That's true story. Every time shower, I pick out the lint. Oh, so you got buildup. No, I mean, it's not like right now. Yeah. Like right now. Oh, I guess I have some right now.
01:07:21
Speaker
Like I'm in there a couple of days, a couple of times a day. Oh, like this. it's It's not even like it's. Oh, I see it. Microscopic. No, but by the time I take them shower, it's like enough to like pull some out.
01:07:33
Speaker
Also, where does that come from? ah How? Yeah. How does lint get in your belly button? What is lint?
01:07:41
Speaker
I don't know. Right? Like, what is it? don't get it. It's fake. um It's implanted at night. Yeah, it's a fucking conspiracy. ah Mark and Vicky start making out, um and they are like, whose cabin should we go to? And then decide they're going get their own fucking cabin.
01:07:58
Speaker
And she's like, let me go get some stuff, and I'll be right back. This is where it gets fucking wild. Yeah. ah So we follow Vicky back to her cabin, where the lights aren't plugged in, so she replugs them back in.
01:08:09
Speaker
um And she gets changed. But why is she getting changed? You're going to fuck. I guess she wants to be in like more slutty costume like outfit. but She put on a Bill Cosby sweater.
01:08:20
Speaker
She put brown underwear. One of the bright most unattractive colors ever. We have to we have to like set this up the right way, I feel like. First of all, she's standing in front of a mirror, right?
01:08:34
Speaker
And she's already wearing whatever underwear she's wearing, which is fine. Yeah. It's not like I'm not going to – it wouldn't make my dick soft. You know what I mean? Right. if my dick If my dick was hard, which it's not. Not yet.
01:08:46
Speaker
um Nice wink. She then pulls, brown like you said, brown panties out of her drawer – And holds him up to the mirror and is like, yeah. Yeah.
01:08:58
Speaker
Yeah, he won't see it if I shit myself. Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking. If I shit myself or like a little bit of shit comes out of my queef, like...
01:09:11
Speaker
Like... Oh! yeah Oh, no. Yeah. Right. um If you queef, write in. Send us a video. It is wild that she was like, yeah.
01:09:23
Speaker
Yeah. So he's going to put me in the Browns tonight.
01:09:31
Speaker
ah I'm going to ride him like a Brown tonight. Oh man. I'm going to ride him like a Brown tonight. It's crazy.
01:09:44
Speaker
So she then sprays perfume, like First, she's like ah rubs it on her neck. then she sprays in between her tits. That's okay. Then she literally sprays her snatch.
01:09:57
Speaker
What? Holds the panties out, sprays down there, and closes it. and She like smiles, too. She's like, ooh. I'm a little dirty girl. a little girl thing like What are we doing?
01:10:09
Speaker
Whose idea was that? Dude, you know who the idea this was? Fucking Ginny Weasley's. Yeah, right? ohm Fucking skank. We didn't forget about you. She's like, yo, I got an idea for you. I just wanted to say any slutty thing is just based from Ginny Weasley. Yeah.
01:10:23
Speaker
ah so I'll show you how I got Dean and Harry. Fucking, I got Dean and Thomas, you know what i mean? Dean and Thomas? those No!
01:10:34
Speaker
That's funny, but not what said. Yeah, Dean and Thomas, you know what mean? No, I was like, I got Dean and Thomas. Like, you you run through a lot of guys.
01:10:47
Speaker
But Dean and Thomas is crazy. mean, the streets. Dean and Thomas. And the N is not mean. Dean not mean Thomas. Oh, man.
01:11:00
Speaker
Are we going to start calling not means Dean Thomas's now? No, that's too much. That's too long. Yo, bro. Dean Thomas English muffin.
01:11:11
Speaker
Brown English muffin? like to I don't know. thomas you think that You think Thomas is ah ah a brown?
01:11:25
Speaker
think Thomas is brown? You think the owner of Thomas Bagels is a brown guy? there no definitely not, dude. But he definitely owned some brown people at one point.
01:11:38
Speaker
I think their fucking fuck a logo has a wagon or something in it. No, I really do. though Their ancestors, whoever started Thomas Bagels or Thomas English Muffin definitely owned some browns.
01:11:51
Speaker
He's first in line. Founded. What? Yeah, Samuel Bath Thomas invented Thomas English muffins in the year 1880. That's like fresh. you go you but have You invented it in 1880. You were around for fucking slavery. Was he was he white?
01:12:14
Speaker
What do you think? He founded a business. ah There's paintings of him. All right.
01:12:23
Speaker
Immigrated from England to America. All right, cool. England had slaves for sure. My Thomas English muffin and my country crock margarine. Your
01:12:36
Speaker
fucking cunty cock margarine. yeah me ah maya My sperm is actually like the texture of like half melted butter.
01:12:48
Speaker
Yeah, I could see. ill is it like chunky? Sometimes.
01:12:54
Speaker
Mine, I would say the closest thing is not really. I would say it's snot. Yeah. Yeah. Snot. All right. It's not going down my throat, tell you that much.
01:13:06
Speaker
Yeah, it's post-nasal drip, brother. Yeah. Shout out to Afrin. Actually, don't do that because get addicted. So Vicky. Claritin.
01:13:18
Speaker
Claritin. ah She was spraying perfume in her snatch and then leaves her cabin with no pants on. Just walking out in a sweater and panties and that's it.
01:13:32
Speaker
ah She finds a brush in her car. Why? and well i don' i don't know. Why do we have to watch her go to get her brush? Naked. Half naked.
01:13:43
Speaker
Then she gets jumped scared. Not as naked as Terry. brush. What was the jumpsuit? Because I don't write it down. She like turned around and she's like, huh? ah She heard someone or something. Okay. We cut to Mark, who thinks he hears Vicky outside, and he gets a machete to the face. And then, since he's a vegetable in a wheelchair, yeah he proceeds to roll down a bunch of stairs.
01:14:11
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah, that's literally what happens. But then the jump cut at this is weird. I wrote, as he dies, Jeff comes. Yeah, because it's like zooming in on his head, but then it shoots white.
01:14:26
Speaker
And he's like, because Mark is like, ah! And then it just transitions to Jeff being like, ugh! That's true. That's kind of what it is. It was very strange.
01:14:39
Speaker
Um... So he comes, I guess, in her. I don't know. ah They didn't show that part. She was underage. Yeah. And then he's kind of just on top of her. and you can kind of see her tits, but she's underage, which is unfortunate.
01:14:54
Speaker
um And they get skewered in the bed with an arrow. The same arrow that Ted was fucking around with at the beginning. Makes sense.
01:15:06
Speaker
And this kill was probably the most upsetting that it wasn't in the movie. Because the behind the scenes. Looks good. Oh, yeah. You saw the whole thing. Oh, that would have helped so much.
01:15:19
Speaker
Yeah. ah We cut back to the bar where Paul and Jenny are going to leave and Ted's going to stay. We cut back to Vicky, who is looking for Mark. And she finds Sandra dead in the bed.
01:15:34
Speaker
And who was next to her? Jason. He got a bag over his head. There was too many rhymes right there. i didn't like that. You're fucking up next. I'm white, so Eminem, right?
01:15:45
Speaker
Yep.
01:15:48
Speaker
ah So she like screams and then she pans over and it shows Jeff who's hanging from a sheet. Also, Jason's got like a bag on his head like he's a member. think I just said that but to that part like a clan member i would say Jason don't discriminate he'd be killing everybody that's true is there any blacks not in this one but like I'm sure there has be blacks later right eventually but like maybe one or two um and then Vicky dies probably the worst kill in the movie uh she gets stabbed you don't see anything off screen but why does Jason like have a blood blister under his thumb you see that
01:16:25
Speaker
No, I didn't see it. It really pissed me off. Yeah, I didn't catch that. It's like he hit himself with a hammer or something while he's building that shack with his mama head.
01:16:40
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We
01:16:44
Speaker
have mama head.
01:16:49
Speaker
We got... We got a ball head, mama head. Oh my God. Pussy of a head, mama. Hey, mama, ball head, pussy of head, boy. yeah Oh, fuck.
01:17:00
Speaker
Why'd you build that shot? For my mama head. For my mama head? What you asking me for, boy? My mama head.
01:17:08
Speaker
We might have to just cancel Ballerina and put out Dark Knight. I don't know. I don't know. That has to come out at some point. That's a very funny. Yeah, we can skip Ballerina if you want. I might not be able to go see it.
01:17:23
Speaker
What the answer is Jake's voicemail email though.
01:17:27
Speaker
so you I mean, we can record that at like any time real quick. Right. Okay. So my mama hit mama hit mama hit.
01:17:39
Speaker
Uh, so they come home and Paul's mad. The lights are on and they find, the bed that, ah Jeff and Sandra were in covered in blood, no bodies. And Paul thinks it's joke, but Jenny's like, it ain't no joke.
01:17:54
Speaker
Ain't no joke. I told you, Jason, real motherfucker. Yeah, he win, mama hit. There's no... And then the lights go out at some point. And Jenny's like, there's someone here. And then she yells again, there's someone in the room.
01:18:06
Speaker
And Paul and Jason fight. um You can't really tell who wins, but Jason gets up. So Jenny runs and locks herself in the bathroom. um and they do the jump scare quote unquote where Jason sticks his hand through the window so she runs and locks herself in a different room so Jason tries to enter and she not inside her that'd be crazy and I mean right and she locks herself ah she runs she escapes out of a window and locks herself in her car but her car won't start it's a piece of shit And then Jason appears at the driver's side window and then quickly disappears and then sticks a pitchfork through the roof because it's ah a convertible to drop top.
01:18:45
Speaker
Trying to get some sloppy top. You don't see pitchforks often in movies. i would agree with you on that. weapon. It's like underutilized weaponry. 100% agree with that.
01:19:00
Speaker
So the car will not start and she opens the door to like knock him over and makes run for it and then like stops and waits for him and then kicks him in the nuts. Like, just keep going. Just keep going, bitch.
01:19:13
Speaker
um She finds another car that's locked and she kind of hides behind it while Jason passes by and then she runs. She's a little mihoi mihoi in camp. She is a little mihoi mihoi mihoi.
01:19:25
Speaker
ah So she runs back in opposite direction. Then she trips and falls and she screams when she falls, which alerts Jason. So Jason runs back towards her and he enters his cabin and Ginny is hiding under a bed ah when she sees a rat.
01:19:42
Speaker
Yeah. Finally, he's back. i don't know if that's when we use that button, but I keep forgetting to bring it back. And this rat pisses me off. Crawls right up to her. Now, a cute little fucker, but the next thing you see is like liquid, like spilling out from the floor. The rat pissed himself.
01:20:00
Speaker
The rat there. She did. It's a lot of liquid for little rat. I think the rat pissed himself. Right. And then Jason went, smells like my lube. So he turns around, sees the rat smells like my lube.
01:20:13
Speaker
Yeah. I need some rat piss for what is for my your fucking business. About to stroke one out with a rat piss. You know what mean? um So we hear the door creak and Jenny starts to come out. But Jason is like standing on top of a chair holding a pitchfork and he goes to like stab it into her head and the chair collapses.
01:20:35
Speaker
Yeah. She falls over. It was funny as fuck. Uh, and that chainsaw from before is just conveniently available and she grabs it and she kind of gets his arm.
01:20:47
Speaker
They like slightly nicks it. But he like falls over. mean, it probably hurt like fuck. Uh, chainsaw would probably hurt like fuck regardless if it's a k nick or a fucking gash. Right. I want to see your gash.
01:20:59
Speaker
I'm trying to do the fucking, I don't know. all right. So she runs off. The gash and dash. Let fuck her and leave real quick. Mm. Um, so Ginny stumbles across a shack, the same shack from before.
01:21:13
Speaker
With his mama head. With his mama head. And she looks inside see if doesn's design a help. Uh, Jason's in pursuit. There's nobody there. And she finds the shrine built to Jason's mama head. Well, it's to his mother, but her head's there and her sweater's there.
01:21:28
Speaker
And Jason's trying to break the door down. So she thinks that she's she decides to put the sweater on and pretends to be his mother because Jason still has the mental capacity of a child. So she can use her child retard.
01:21:42
Speaker
She can use her child's psychology knowledge to trick him. um And you hear like some of the same come to mommy, kneel down. But as he kneels down, he sees his real mama head and he slits her leg before she can like fucking decapitate him.
01:22:02
Speaker
Nice good slit. And then suddenly Paul shows up and Paul and Jason go at it again. and while they're kind of tussling, Ginny hits Jason in the neck with a machete.
01:22:13
Speaker
Like from like his shoulder down. Yeah, like right in that fucking crevice. Yeah, like go like, you know, do a little twitch. which and Right. Right down there.
01:22:27
Speaker
Ginny takes his mask off and they kind of like gasp because he's like ugly, I guess. pretty I guess he he is ugly, yeah. yeah rachel back Paul carries Ginny back to the cabin and they hear noises outside and Ginny's right with his pitchfork, I guess.
01:22:46
Speaker
And Paul goes to investigate, and opens the door and it's Muffin. Hey, Muffin. um So I think it's safe when Jason jumps through his back window and grabs Ginny from behind in slow motion. hey there and Kind of like a throwback to the OG jump scare.
01:23:02
Speaker
Yes. And
Final Thoughts and Thanks
01:23:04
Speaker
then she wakes up on a stretcher asking about Paul and then it cuts to Jason's mother's shrine and that's the end of the movie. I do think that that part was fake.
01:23:16
Speaker
I think the part where he jumps through the window and grabs her fake. You think so? Yeah. so part So if he did that, how would she get escorted on an ambulance? He would have killed her.
01:23:31
Speaker
Yeah, maybe. But where's Paul? Where is Paul? Where's Ted? Ted's still drunk.
01:23:43
Speaker
I mean, she asked about Paul, but there's no answer. Right. so like So I thought maybe Jason killed Paul.
01:23:54
Speaker
If he, but if he, yeah. Okay. So, but if he, assuming that's real, if he grabs her, then what, at like he would have killed her and killed. Well, maybe she fought back and we just didn't see it.
01:24:07
Speaker
Cause they're in a fucking money. Yeah. Impossible. I don't know. doesn't, the ending is kind of ambiguous. I don't, I don't love it. The rest of the endings of these movies aren't like that. I promise.
01:24:19
Speaker
Yeah. I mean, this is two for two where it's like, is it a dream? Right. Um, Where are you at with a rating for this movie?
01:24:29
Speaker
I'm... It's not as good as the original. And original's not even, like, you know, spectacular. Right. um But I'm gonna give it a two and a half.
01:24:43
Speaker
Yeah, I might do with you two and a half. My first review was like they spent too much time on the first film, which is true. But also like in the 1980s, they didn't have like trailers for like stuff that you could just watch on YouTube.
01:24:55
Speaker
The internet wasn't a thing yet. Right. ah So I get that. But also just kind of boring. They just like, but the shit that does happen is like, oh, there's fucking tits. There's tits and kills, but the kills aren't even that good.
01:25:08
Speaker
i agree. Yeah.
01:25:11
Speaker
Yeah, two and a half. It's fine. It's a fun recording, though, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they're they're, you know, they get better. Three is a banger, in my opinion. Three is a banger.
01:25:24
Speaker
I'm excited to revisit it. The next Friday the 13th for Shits and Giggles is... That's when we're putting it out on.
01:25:38
Speaker
It's not until...
01:25:43
Speaker
February next year. February 13th. So we will see you all February 13th. Write it down now. February 13th for the next Friday the 13th episode 3 Boner Alert Special.
01:25:59
Speaker
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01:26:16
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01:26:42
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Let us know how you feel. Tell me how you feel. We hired someone literally named Danny Towers, dude. That's amazing. you know Isn't that great? Danny Towers, Tilted Towers, how I fuck your bitch. Exactly.
01:26:53
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um Next, well, not next week. This is a Friday release. Tuesday, ah we finally squashed the beef with Ron Rockstone and review The Devil Wears Prada. That episode has been recorded and that was fucking wild.
01:27:11
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yeah It is an ick, but o it's we had a fun time, I think. hot All things considered, it was it was a fun recording. Hot babes. ah That's next week, yes.
01:27:26
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And then that's it. Check out our fucking old episodes. Check out our social media, and we'll see you next week. Toodles.
01:27:38
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Fuck you, Mark.