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Meme Discussion: Wii Sports and Humor
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Yeah, you want it.
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Nice. Nice cock. ah Yeah. You ever see that? Like it's instead of Wii Sports bowling, is that you get a strike. It's like, nice cock. I had it as a button at some point.
00:00:30
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Really? I don't used it. Probably not. That's why I don't remember it. But I don't remember a lot of things. I think it was Jake. Nice bald spot. Nice bald spot. What's up, you fuck nuggets? McNuggets?
00:00:43
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Snack wrap? Yo, that shit's back it. I you like didn't fucking s snapck fuck hit last night. yeah go I don't know why. fucking This is fucking... Yeah? You want it? Episode number... There are five now.
00:00:55
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We got five of these mofks. That's a lot of money. Yeah, unfortunately.
Shopping Spree Chronicles: Bull Moose Adventure
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ah We're back again. This is part three of our our shopping spree here in Boston at Bull Moose. Shout out to Bull Moose. Bull.
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Moose. Mice. And... ah I mean, this might be my most stacked stack. Yeah, I don't exactly remember what you have in that pile, but the fact that you just said it's fucking heated.
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going to start with this one first because this is the least heat, but yeah. How many fucking boys you got over there in your fucking closet? I mean, there's... but ah I mean, there is a lot of shit here to get through.
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And you got some heaters too, though. Low-key? I got six.
Movie Reviews: From 'Lisa Frankenstein' to 'Puppet Master'
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Low-key, high-key? You got six? I also have seven. Okay, so you go first. All right, I'll start. This one is a movie that came out a couple years ago. This is Lisa Frankenstein with Catherine Newton and Cole Sprouse living in the suite life dead.
00:01:54
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Wow. He plays a dead person, but I don't know what it Something about Catherine Newton. ands movie It makes my pecker go, hello. Yeah? Is it good? It's fine. I just will probably rub it out to Catherine Newton at some point.
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Okay. Yeah, she's a fucking piece. Where's the button? Hopefully it's playing right now. Dying, dying. Yoing, yoing, yoing. um Yeah.
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It's like her dead bitch. Yeah. Her dead bitch. Yep. And then they start dating. And then I forget what happened after that. But it's a a good movie. I gave like a three.
00:02:28
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There you go. Yeah. She's hot. don't have to tell you. It was cheap. It was used. Cole Sprouse a piece? Cole Sprouse is a piece if you're into like a hot topic goth guy. Yeah.
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So, yeah. Yeah, here's mine. Oh, wow. but we have um Puppet. Puppet. Hello, Puppet. Puppet Master Legacy.
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This is the eighth fran movie in the franchise. Number eight. ah This is when they were still pretty decent.
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Decent. Not good. Decent. What's the full name of that one? Puppet Master Legacy. Ah, Legacy. Legacy. Yeah, like Randy Orton, Cody Rhodes, and Ted DiBiase. Why you say DiBiase like that? What do you mean? DiBiase? That's his name. DiBiase? What's dib? Like dibs, the ice cream.
00:03:22
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Dibs on his fucking cheeks. ah Yeah, he's a little white. Yeah, he is, but he's like tax evasion fraud, so like he's like in jail or something. Yeah, he's like Bernie Madoff. Yeah. ah So now I only need two Shout out to Stealing.
00:03:35
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Shout out to Stealing. Yeah, mean. Yeah. I'm two away from the complete collection. It's the final countdown. I mean, Blade, the fucking Iron Cross, because Nazis, and like I think it's Puppet Master vs. Dollman or some shit.
00:03:54
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Sick. And then you all. Have you seen them all? No. You fucking fake fan. What do you mean? I've never owned them. they're You can't stream them? Yeah, on the Full Moon website, or not, like, the Full Moon, like, subscription service. You have the most Full Moon out of anybody I know.
00:04:11
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Probably out of most people. i don't know a lot of people, though. It's true. Full Moon makes bad movies. That's a fact. Yeah. Except Castle Freak, which you still need to watch. Eventually. I'll get there.
00:04:24
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ah My next pick up, we got... up Two, three, I got five Steelbooks in this deck. Why did I split it up like that? i don't fucking know. That's kind of big. Big. I found this and I was like, shouldn't I get this? like Is this like a rite of passage? Yeah.
00:04:40
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This is the Evil Dead Blu-ray Steelbook. It's cute. It's pretty cute. i I own this. I found mine sealed for $30 at $30.
00:04:52
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yeah Bandit? Shout out Bandit? Shout out Bandit, New Jersey. Oh, the J-Cards inside? Wow, look at that. It's cute. It's cute. This is a movie that I didn't like the first time i watched it, but the more and more that i watch it, I like it.
00:05:08
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It goes up every time. That's good. Fuck the second one. Fuck Army of Darkness. And fuck you. Okay, thanks. But the remake's good. Stay tuned on the remake. Check out our podcast, Two Guys, One Screen Pod. Halloween-er. halloween Halloween-er. Halloween-er. Yeah. It's coming.
00:05:29
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So am I. On my couch. yeah Well, thankfully it's your pants. All right. um It's a fucking evil What do got to say about this movie?
Home Media Collecting: From 'Evil Dead' to 'Scooby-Doo'
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Everybody knows it, right? it if you haven't seen it.
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Shout out Bruce Campbell. Yeah. And Sam. Rahimi. Ram my rod. Yeah. I got a movie. You got a movie. don't Yeah, you fucking do. It is a Blu-ray copy of the movie Battle Royal. Is it Royale Royal?
00:05:58
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It could be Royale with cheese. It could be Royal. It could be. Yeah, if they say Royale, it kind of. Well, it's Japanese, so. It's a Hayat ass. Yeah, it is. Hayat. This is a movie that is basically the Hunger Games before the Hunger Games. How long is that movie?
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haa Hiya. 122. So two hours. Two hours. And it's really fucking good. It's pretty brutal. And it's basically what The Hunger Games wishes it was.
00:06:29
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Because The Hunger Games is a bunch of kids killing each other. But haven't you not seen The Hunger Games? Yeah. I have. Oh. But this movie is Hunger Games with balls because you see You what mean?
00:06:40
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This is R-rated Hunger Games right here. We should check it out. We should watch it. And it's... And, you know, it's fucking... What are we going watch today, Cuz? Because we got to... I mean... We're on a time crunch. We're a time crunch. I feel like we shouldn't watch Imperium because we're going review that eventually. Spoiler alert. We got to watch them. It's short.
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Yeah. We'll figure it out after this. Are we on a time crunch? So it's only 2 o'clock. It's like 2.30. Yeah, so? i don't know. It's not that Are we getting an Uber? that what you decided? Yeah. Okay. I it's going chaos trying to get there. That's true. So...
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I don't know how that works, so you can do that. Luckily, I know how it works. You've never taken an Uber in your life. No. inspires color yeah I'm just to tell you right now, if a fucking guy picks this is wearing driving gloves, we're not taking the Uber. We'll call different one.
00:07:22
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Why is that? Why are you wearing a driving glove? You're not fucking driving a race car. You're having a fucking Toyota Highlander. Relax. People do that? Well, yeah. I've got to pick up several times wearing a fucking driving gloves. It's kind sketch, right? Why are you wearing? What are you doing? You're to murder us so he doesn't leave fingerprints. fucking do it on your own. Well, the driving gloves have, like, the the finger stick out.
00:07:41
Speaker
That's fucking gay. Real gay. Yeah. Your turn. This is a movie that you had for longest time, and I was jealous you had it. Yeah. When found it, I bought it. Yeah, you fucking did. You got the slip, too? Yeah, this is a $13 slip Blu-ray steelbook.
00:07:56
Speaker
This is Mothra. I've never seen it. It looks horrible. Because it is. Oh, it is? Well, it's not great. Yeah, it can't be great. I love the artwork, and I love way it looks. and i It's a Mill Creek.
00:08:12
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um I'm going milk you until get a creek full of milk. Yeah, that's what up so I'm fucking talking about. know know um This is a hair movie, isn't it Of course it is. Yeah, but it looks like it takes place in France because that looks like the Apple Tower. Well, Malthor does whatever the fuck she wants. you know She's just a mom trying to protect her babies. Right. so i'm Big Godzilla villain right there. Mildly excited check this out.
00:08:38
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Yeah, takes place in the Godzilla universe.
00:08:42
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It does. So I bought it. It was 13 bucks. I mean, special effects, right? It's practical. It is all practicality. Big ass fucking moth. Call it the cult of practicality. would kill myself now. Yeah. Like cult of personality. I was like a head in the oven. I was hungry. Yeah. but That shit on preheat. I'd cancel that shit.
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um My next movie is a blind bay. Blind bay. Because I'm fucking... Steve Charles.
00:09:16
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This is Scooby-Doo and the Legend of the Phanosaur. I make it my duty. To God your country? To God, who doesn't exist.
00:09:28
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To the Scooby Gods. Actually, to Warner Brothers. Dude, to... fuck's his name i just said his name matthew lillard matthew willard yeah this should be matthew lillard as shag shag my fucking carpet dude uh i make it my duty yeah i buy every scooby-doo movie i don't own because scooby-doo is my favorite cartoon of all time and i haven't seen this and a good thing about these movies is they're straight direct to video and they're actually all decent because it's scooby-doo you can't fucking do it wrong you know
00:10:02
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just I just want to say that you and i have been following a page called Marvel Movie Facts for like a long time. They got hacked, and it's currently an ad for a fucking flashlight.
00:10:14
Speaker
That's amazing. Isn't that wild That is crazy. They got hacked big. Wow. I mean, that's just crazy to see. and it still has 118 likes. Maybe they sold out and they're just doing it. 1.6 million followers, and they're fucking hacked.
00:10:32
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And the only person that followed him is the... Not that name, but he's probably dead. He's dating a white bitch. Wow. I'm going to unfollow because they're hacked. Yeah. Hopefully they don't care anymore.
00:10:44
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True. All right, up next, we got to fucking scream. I got to fucking rub my nose on my dick. know what I mean? I got to snort coke on my baby's penis. that boom Shout out the angry video game nerd. He said it first.
00:10:57
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ah He's not. committed We have a screen factory steelbook. Oh, right. That was on the wall. It was on the wall. I'm going to show you. This is you. This like less than $20 at Bull News. This World War Z. Notoriously, I've said sucks on our podcast. You guys want screen?
00:11:15
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um I don't fucking keep looking at to make sure I'm talking into the fucking thing. and where It's working. The fuck you looking at? Your screen is nothing. watching porn over there. Yeah, it's 4K. Fuck you.
00:11:26
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fair Yeah, that's what's my mind.
00:11:30
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fit on the road oh no continue i don't like this movie that much why do you buy it it was cheap the screen factors field book it's a fucking four k or blu rayy
Movie Purchase Stories: 'Kindergarten Cop' and More
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that's four k fuck you ah four k streets yeah under under twenty all you can suck my left tit you tell general
00:11:49
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What's up? Yeah! i don't like zombies. Yeah! not big zombie guy. That's what's up. You have two left. going to another one, right? have three, you fucking bitch. So I've been wanting this movie for fucking ever on 4K. Yeah, I am. I wanted to watch this movie. No, I've seen this movie. I wanted to watch it ever since Keno put it out. Keno.
00:12:07
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It's the 4K of Arnold Schwarzenegger, kindergarten cop. Yeah. Great comedy. If you've never seen it it's funny. seen It's Arnold and like probably his first comedy.
00:12:21
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go allow fuck kids out um Basically, it's our last store of the day. Yeah. We're tired. We're tired. You know, we normally pull out movies we want, but I'm not going to pay $31 for this. yeah you're not. So I eventually did, but we'll get to it.
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So I pulled this shit out. that wall clogger. Yeah, pulled that shit out, right? And it had a little, it had the $31. And then it had the little bull moose, like clearance, John. Yeah, it did. It said $19.95. Yeah, it did. I'm like, that's mine. Mm-hmm.
00:12:57
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So going up to the counter, right, I checked out, and neither of us thought anything about it. Right? right What? You're telling the horror story. You're telling it like we're sitting on campfire like it's a horror story. Because it was. Okay. but shot So. You're not 11. Yeah, it is. This is my Crispin Walk. So.
00:13:19
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So I paid $55 for like five movies. Yeah. fucking kill myself and my kids. So $55 for movies that I shouldn't have, right? So... go fucking kill myself and like keep it so you have yeah i moment actually myself
00:13:39
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so if you' havere fifty five dollars for five movies that i shouldn't have right yeah now So I take the receipt and about to walk out the door and i'm like, yo, look at the receipt and I paid full price, right? So i got pissed. But I was nice about it. no you were nice as i told the about drillnus about it i told the guy and he was like, I don't know what we're going to do. Like we're going to fucking do something, right? Well, you forgot to mention the fucking lady before she left. was like, I can do this for you because she knew help they fucked it up. was no, got it.
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Yeah, he didn't get it because he's like, I'll just put the $12 back onto your card. So I stick my shit in. I don't think anything about it. So he's like, all right, have a nice day. I'm like, all right, bye. Yeah, because I used your like coupon. My card. Your point card.
00:14:28
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Yeah. your your point card yeah They call you and you look at your car screen and you're like, ah this is probably Bull Moose. Yeah. It's definitely Bull Moose. So you answer it. Come to find out, this motherfucker, instead of giving me my $12 back, charged me an additional $12. That's that guy. So he's like, I'm just going to put the $24 onto your onto your card Because, like, $12 that you spent and the $12 that we owe you. got $24 of credit.
00:14:57
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Yeah. So, he threw Nick threw me a $20. Oh, you're $4. You're right. I don't care. Okay. ah But now I own Kindergarten Cop on 4K after... Being overcharged for it.
00:15:09
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Yeah. A real nuisance of a guy. Fuck you. Yeah. He was nice about it, though. He didn't call. He could have been, fuck you. He could have said, fuck you, and not called us. Yeah.
00:15:21
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And then I would have looked bank account and been like, why is there $12? went real Jew-y on it, you know what I mean? Call you Jew-bacca. Because realistically, I could just paid $31 and just moved on all my life, but I didn't want to. yeah yeah That's the point. Yeah. yeah My next pickup ah is a movie that I've been very curious about, and Umbrella has a copy of this album. I'm not buying fucking it for that much money. It's too much money.
00:15:49
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I'm not fucking anything for money. Yeah. That's prostitution. That's illegal. Yeah. ah But I found a import. This version sin censura. centurra this is ah called racist. this is That's wrong. This is Caligula.
00:16:06
Speaker
This is a movie that stars ah a big fucking dude. And I forgot his name. Malcolm McDowell. And it's about...
00:16:17
Speaker
fucking Caligula. know what to tell you. It's a historical movie. And this movie's probably like three hours long so we're not watching it. And then it does say at the bottom, Echo of Mexico, which means it was made in Mexico. Joe has his fingers in his ass right now. My taint itches. Yeah. You got a problem here. You sniffed it too? Yeah. ah We sat in the bull moose looking up if it was region free or not. And then I realized North America is a part of Mexico, believe it or not. so yeah It probably is region free and I'm going to watch it because I am very curious. when the guywood The guy at the counter was like, this movie is fucking boring.
00:16:53
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he was Well, because you owed me money for something else. Sex. That's a joke. I bought you Blazing Salus on last recording. You found it. I also found your G-spot and watched you shoot rope. That's right. We flushed it.
00:17:10
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so basically wash
00:17:14
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flushed away yeah shout out to that uh this movie anyways if i like it and it's good i'll buy the fucking umbrella one you know and sell that probably but that's your only fucking mexican movie Not racist, but like – Mexican distributed. Right, yeah. It's well-known carabiner.
00:17:42
Speaker
Right, but you can read it. Yeah. You want me to train it back for you? No. Okay. Well, speaking of Umbrella, what do you – what do you got over there, big boy? Ah. Oh, you're starting with that one.
00:17:54
Speaker
Yeah, because and then I watched that. It was fucking awesome. You watched all that too? Yeah, not – Since I got it, but yes. yeah anyways going I need to go back and watch that one.
00:18:07
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White thigh ass. So, minor... Fuck you. why Minor? Minor 49er. That's a Scooby-Doo villain. So, I'm holding Nick's copies because I'm not at home. I'm in his house and fucking lurking. Yeah, you are lurking. You know what mean? What if? What if? You fucking lurk looking ass. Lurch like the Addams Family? Yeah, exactly. Fuck that 2019 animated film. It sucks ass. Yes. You ever see the Broadway play?
00:18:31
Speaker
Yeah. Got canceled. Not like that kind of case. I saw what that bitch was really hot for her name. She plays the main bitch. I saw it in school. All you fucking actors. Correct me on that.
00:18:43
Speaker
It's the big art attack collection, 4K collection, Terrifier 1, 2, 3, and All Hallows Eve.
Horror and War Films: 'Terrifier' to 'Fury'
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from Umbrella. Is AllHousey been there? that confirmed?
00:18:53
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Yeah, it's on the first disc for Terrifier 1. I don't know if it's a four new 4K transfer for it, but it's included. In that case, I'm selling my AllHousey. Double check, but I'm almost positive.
00:19:05
Speaker
You're spreading fake. I don't think I am.
00:19:10
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Well, we do have a whole episode on dedicated Terrifier franchise. And we also have discussed reviewing reviewing them proper. You fucking stroking? Yep. Okay. um
00:19:24
Speaker
You're mad because you paid like... I'm not mad about anything. I'm happy, bro. I'm happy you're you got it. Yeah? Yeah, I am. I'm happy for you. I paid.double. Yeah. I mean, you paid. yes Yeah. Yeah. Right.
00:19:39
Speaker
It was a good deal. You know what? And the I had reason to buy it when it came out because the first set they put out with Terrifier 2 sold out immediately. They didn't restock it. Right. So I thought that would fucking sell out.
00:19:51
Speaker
So I stayed up all night and waited for it to drop. And then I bought it. my set if you want to hear all the details about the physical media inside of it uh we have a whole episode on terrifier out custom covers and shit on two guys one screen it's episode i believe 16 ish it's like terrifier art the clown's back something like that yeah it's when terrifier 3 came out i fought with the usps to get my package and they sent your package to your ex yeah so that was a thing yeah She was like, should I return to sender? I'm like, oh it's coming from Australia.
00:20:26
Speaker
So please don't. And she was nice about it. So that's good. Yeah. And you keep liking her photos. I don't know why. But that's a like and it's okay. The last two are fucking heaters.
00:20:37
Speaker
We got a scream 4k steel. I did pay full price, but fuck you. i don't care. This is the return of living dead.
00:20:50
Speaker
I mean, I saw it and I was like, I want it. Yeah. I feel like they put a new one out like every year. I mean, it's fine because this is gorgeous and the inside is gorgeous. There's the other one, but this one's better. The other one's fine. This is fucking nice.
00:21:05
Speaker
Got that bitch that's dying on the fucking. She can kind of fucking get it in this picture. in the movie because she's like, I need brains. Yeah, that's it I mean, she doesn't discard too. Let me give you brain. Exactly.
00:21:19
Speaker
There's three discs in here. It's a 4K feature film, a Blu-ray feature film, and a special edition. I love this movie. This is like, I initially gave it a four and a half. It's at a four.
00:21:29
Speaker
It's probably like best zombie movie besides the sadness, but that's more like a disease. Train to Busan. Yeah. All time. All time great. Maybe we should watch that.
00:21:42
Speaker
Train Busan. Anyways, great movie.
00:21:48
Speaker
Peter. Ultima. Peter alert.
00:21:52
Speaker
So you saw this movie in theaters. Yeah, i fucking did. i fucking did not. Yep. they done Yeah, I did. Yep. Suck. Cock. Multiples. Mm-hmm. You're talking Peter's cock. Yeah, Peter.
00:22:03
Speaker
Peter. So this movie, you saw it in theaters. Mm-hmm. I didn't. Right. I had to wait until this came, and then it got delayed. had to wait for Peter come. I had to wait for Peter to come. Peter finally fucking came. Mm-hmm.
00:22:18
Speaker
uh i've been hyping up the whole time by the way and wow is this movie good i told you this movie great shocked me beyond belief uh we got the it's peter pan's neverland nightmare by the way you brought into that yeah yeah um yeah yeah yeah same universe as the winnie the pooh movies which is insane because universe this movie's on another level compared to them i would agree um It basically, it's kind of like grounded in reality. Like Peter's kind of a Peter is kind of like a low key pedophile.
00:22:51
Speaker
And he thinks killing kids will bring them to Neverland. Peter is my number three ranked movie this year. It deserve it deserves it. And we both got the umbrella limited edition. It's like 1700, I think copies. I have 75. You have 76. 1776. 1976,
00:23:12
Speaker
Whichever. We got our freedom. Yeah, we did. It's good and fucking movie. Go see it. I think it's finally on Prime. Go smell it. Smells like cardboard. fucking can love that smell. you Can confirm. Can confirm.
00:23:27
Speaker
It's nice. It looks like a book. Sick. What else can you do? Your move. Last movie. ah The 4K full price. 40 buckers. Whatever.
00:23:43
Speaker
40 buckaroos ah of Fury. This is a great movie. Brad Brad. I'm pretty sure it's Michael Peña.
00:23:56
Speaker
Really? mean, it's not, but i'm pretty sure it is. i don't know. You haven't even seen this fucking movie. aass The boss of this kid to tell me who it is. You haven't seen the movie yet. That's a crazy casting for this. Why?
00:24:08
Speaker
You haven't seen the movie. What about Michael Peña? Yeah, Michael Peña. Do you know who Michael Peña is? I do. All right, so what the problem is? I just don't really see him in like a You don't see a lot of things. not blind. It's Michael Peña, you fucking... Okay.
00:24:23
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He plays Gordo. Yeah. Oh, Shia LaBeouf's in it. Really? forgot about that. People are probably screaming at their phones, Shia LaBeouf! It's fine. i don't see him this picture, but there he is.
00:24:35
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It's great movie. It's four-star movie. I'm not big on war movies, but this one kind of stands out. It's big on tanks. Yeah. That's like it so much because I'm a little autistic. Yeah. How much the tank engine. Right. and Anything that's on wheels. Yeah. I love that shit. Especially fucking cripples.
00:24:52
Speaker
Yeah. If you're vegetable, hit me up. Yeah. What's up? Yeah. What's up? What's up? The only thing that moves is your mouth? Bet. I'm there. You're like that guy from Monkey Shines. I'm about to fuck your mouth. yeah Fuck that fucking mouth.
00:25:07
Speaker
oh I'm having an avalanche of movies. ah Either way, Fury, phenomenal film. If you haven't seen it, check it out i have a Blu-ray copy that I don't
Podcast Sign-Off and Fan Engagement
00:25:20
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need anymore if you want it. Come call me. Don't call me. Write in the show. I'll probably take it. Check out our podcast, Two Guys, One Screen Pod on Instagram. And ah we do full-length movie reviews. We take fan requests. We do. We were beefy with a fan. Now we're not. Because he fucking disappeared because he was. right Yeah. control of The movie
00:25:42
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um So we'll see you next time for... Yeah. You want it? Bye. See