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Infinite Abyss Episode 54: Million Dollar Iggy
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Richie and Matty are back this week talking the epic Stanley Cup Final, the boys get caught up on the latest UFC happenings, Tombstone, Earnhardt, The Accountant 2, and so much more!!
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Transcript
Opening Remarks
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
like um We're going to plow it out right now, pal, me and you.
00:00:02
Fuck Off
I don't fucking plow the fields, dawg.
International Affairs: Israel and Iran
00:00:24
Fuck Off
you're alone and life is making you lonely, you can't always go.
00:00:34
Fuck Off
Not in Israel.
00:00:40
Fuck Off
Or Iran.
00:00:46
Fuck Off
Can't go to the Middle East, not even go to Turkey. you're welcome.
00:00:51
Matt LaRose
This is like, ah is that what people, that's like like when you see like the videos from the 50s of like a song like that and then like nuclear bombs detonate in the background.
00:00:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's exactly what just happened.
00:01:01
Matt LaRose
That's what's happening in fucking Tel Aviv right now.
00:01:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I ran in a
00:01:06
Matt LaRose
So far away. Mm-hmm.
00:01:08
Fuck Off
yeah flock of seagulls, and it's not good.
00:01:11
Matt LaRose
i yeah I don't know a whole lot about what's going on, but I see that there are missiles going back and forth, and now they're saying that the only way to truly eradicate Iran is to use bunker-busting bombs, which are so heavy, there's only one kind of plane in the world that can carry it, and that would be the B-2 stealth bomber owned by the United States of Freedom.
00:01:34
Fuck Off
Yeah. Well, we had to get involved somehow.
00:01:37
Matt LaRose
Why? Why?
00:01:39
Fuck Off
Why not?
00:01:41
Matt LaRose
Cause war is bad, man.
00:01:45
Fuck Off
Only if it's with you.
00:01:47
Matt LaRose
That's true. You don't want to go to war with me, pal. I'll break your fucking neck.
00:01:53
Fuck Off
Um...
00:01:57
Fuck Off
Let's be honest, Israel does a lot of dirty work for the US and a lot of other countries.
00:02:01
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. and Okay.
00:02:04
Fuck Off
So when Israel steps up to make a point, if you don't get on their side, they've got way too much dirt on you.
00:02:04
Matt LaRose
so
00:02:11
Matt LaRose
I see.
Geopolitical Dynamics in the Middle East
00:02:13
Matt LaRose
I see. So it's like, not like it's an option to help us. It's more like if you know what's best for you, they got us by the balls.
00:02:19
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:02:21
Matt LaRose
You say, you don't want to be had by the balls.
00:02:21
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:02:25
Fuck Off
No, they too much money involved, too much dirty pool involved, you know a lot of bombings or assassinations.
00:02:35
Matt LaRose
the
00:02:36
Fuck Off
Those are strictly U.S. deals, yo.
00:02:39
Matt LaRose
Right. Hmm. I hadn't considered or or nobody brought that point up to me because I was like, why are we doing this? I thought we were the the the peace president. We weren't going to go to war and now we're going to go.
00:02:50
Fuck Off
He had to, he didn't have a real choice. That's why he wanted the Ayatollah to fucking step the fuck down and say, whatever his name is, the president, I don't know what they are now.
00:03:04
Fuck Off
And say, basically we want your unconditional
00:03:08
Matt LaRose
Surrender.
00:03:09
Fuck Off
surrender, which is what I use a lot.
00:03:10
Matt LaRose
I had seen unconditional surrender.
00:03:13
Fuck Off
That's my go-to line. I would like your unconditional surrender and consent.
00:03:18
Matt LaRose
It's very direct.
00:03:20
Fuck Off
Well, you have to be because then you can go back and say, he said something very specific. It was odd. And then bam, all of a sudden it's not an assault, brother.
00:03:27
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:03:31
Matt LaRose
So let me ask you two questions.
00:03:33
Fuck Off
You can ask three. Go ahead. I'm feeling fucking chippy.
00:03:34
Matt LaRose
Okay. Number one. Is this the beginning of all-out war? Probably some World War III shit happening between what's going on with Russia and Ukraine, what's going on in other places. Now this is happening. Are we are we on the brink of of all-out war here?
00:03:52
Fuck Off
Hmm, not us, really. We just have to pick and choose where we want to be. We're sitting back kind of like China is to an extent. The thing that's interesting is what's going to what are China, Pakistan, North Korea, and India going to do?
00:04:04
Matt LaRose
China.
00:04:13
Fuck Off
Because if they cross their country lines to go help troops somewhere, that's an that's a real act of war.
00:04:21
Matt LaRose
Right. I get what you're saying. Like if they said.
00:04:22
Fuck Off
So it's like, it's a, the geopolitical landscape of what's happening is out of way out of Trump's hands. He's got nothing to do with it. You know, this is nah, this is fucking middle-aged shit.
00:04:31
Matt LaRose
Right. You can't control what other countries are doing.
00:04:36
Fuck Off
You know, this is going back to the Bible type shit.
00:04:37
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:04:39
Fuck Off
You're not going to fuck.
00:04:39
Matt LaRose
It's been a while since we had some good shit like this going down, you know?
00:04:43
Fuck Off
Yeah. Since the last fucking Catholic fucking cleaning centralized vacuums.
00:04:50
Matt LaRose
When was that?
00:04:51
Fuck Off
you know, back in the day
00:04:54
Matt LaRose
Question number two.
00:04:55
Fuck Off
with Pontius Pilate and all those Jews.
00:04:58
Matt LaRose
What are the odds that someone somewhere says, we kind of like what America did in fucking 40 whatever. Let's go drop one of these. We don't need a bunker buster if we turn this place into a fucking glass pop.
00:05:11
Matt LaRose
What are the odds that someone's going to chuck a nuke somewhere?
00:05:15
Fuck Off
Well, that's what they're saying. They're saying the closest person to having a real nuke is Iran, and they won't stop building or advancing their program. So that's why they're blowing those factories up and all that to prevent it from happening.
00:05:29
Fuck Off
Now, it's also a great example just to go fuck around in the ass.
00:05:29
Matt LaRose
right
00:05:32
Fuck Off
And let's be honest, I'm fine with that. So.
00:05:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They're goat fuckers anyways, right?
00:05:36
Fuck Off
but
00:05:37
Matt LaRose
I mean, with all due respect.
00:05:38
Fuck Off
Is there wants to go fucking drop shit on Let them use our planes. Yeah.
00:05:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i don I don't give a fuck.
00:05:42
Fuck Off
Well,
00:05:43
Matt LaRose
if they If people want to kill each other, i don't give a fuck. But I'm um all done with us getting involved in other people's bullshit.
00:05:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, they just want to use our planes to do it. We're their friends and if we don't help, but see, here's where the now the geocolet the geopolitical intrinsics happen.
00:06:00
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:06:02
Fuck Off
You got the UAE out there.
00:06:04
Matt LaRose
The United Arab Emirates.
00:06:05
Fuck Off
They are, think it's like 14 miles across this little fucking dam that they share water with Iran on.
00:06:18
Fuck Off
They can't really side with anyone but Iran. They're their neighbors. They share the same drinking water.
00:06:25
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:06:25
Fuck Off
Are they going to do poison them? like Shit's going to get nasty there. And then you have the rest of the Middle East and who's going to back who? Saudi Arabia. Then you have all the ah militant groups that end up occupying these other countries like the Houthis and the all the Hezbollah troops that are you know all over. You still have Al-Qaeda.
00:06:48
Fuck Off
You have all this shit, you got the Chechnyans, you got the Turks, you got the K-Kurk.
00:06:48
Matt LaRose
the fucking chechians
00:06:53
Matt LaRose
what is he saying in fucking back to the future when he shows up with a volkswagen bus with a rocket launcher when they're doing the first he goes the libyans the libyans they found me i don't know how
00:07:04
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, man, you got, and that's a very hostile area in general.
00:07:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because you got Egypt and shit, right? You got African countries right there and shit, too, you know?
00:07:14
Fuck Off
So now real lines have been drawn there, which means real lines are drawn.
00:07:21
Fuck Off
That's why Trump left the G7 summit. you know he's not goingnna He can't be there and not support Israel full on, and he can't be there and not do anything.
00:07:34
Fuck Off
So he left to go say, end this shit, but he's got no power.
00:07:39
Matt LaRose
um
00:07:39
Fuck Off
and Nobody gives a fuck.
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
Right. I saw ah a whole bunch of like fucking pro-isra pro Israel, pro Hamas people were trying to cross over through Egypt into fucking that area. And like all the people in Egypt and shit like we're like, you can't fucking come in here.
00:07:59
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:07:59
Matt LaRose
And they're like, what the fuck? Like, and all these people are surprised that like they won't let them into their country and they won't let them cross their borders. And they're like, they've been treating us like shit while we've been here. And it's like, yeah, because they don't give a fuck about you, dude.
00:08:12
Fuck Off
What do you think's happening here?
00:08:12
Matt LaRose
You people are fucking stupid.
00:08:13
Fuck Off
We do we want that to be happening as well? Like just come in with it were to happen?
00:08:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:18
Fuck Off
Like that's the situation. Everyone else can have not people come in but but us or not have people see them off fucking pissed.
00:08:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's fucking insane.
00:08:28
Matt LaRose
I knew I'd be able to get you going.
00:08:31
Matt LaRose
It's funny. When I start to see shit like this, I get an idea that was, it was, was somebody going to, going to drop a nuke?
00:08:33
Fuck Off
What was the second question?
00:08:38
Fuck Off
What was the first question?
00:08:39
Matt LaRose
Was where are we going to go to all out war?
00:08:43
Fuck Off
Oh, are the questions done?
00:08:45
Matt LaRose
Well, those questions are done.
00:08:47
Fuck Off
Oh, thank God.
00:08:48
Matt LaRose
You know, what's up next?
00:08:49
Fuck Off
What's up next?
00:08:51
Matt LaRose
What's up everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of the infinite abyss podcast. Uh, Not dead yet. We tried to record last week, but Google fucked us. ah
00:09:01
Fuck Off
yeah, i forgot about that.
00:09:02
Matt LaRose
We recorded less than five minutes before we got fucked by Google. i yeah
00:09:06
Fuck Off
Oh man, that was a solid intro too.
00:09:08
Matt LaRose
It was great, man. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, the newly crowned, not one, two-time Stanley Cup champion, Rich Savastano.
00:09:21
Fuck Off
I was on that bandwagon long ago. Let me just say that.
00:09:23
Matt LaRose
You sure were, pal. You jumped on that bandwagon long before anybody else did.
00:09:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, I was going to games down there. Just made it easy to go to. And frankly, I still enjoy it
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. If I was down there, I'd be going to that fucking parade on Sunday.
Sports Talk: From Stanley Cup to the Bruins
00:09:36
Matt LaRose
That's going to be a fucking... Those guys are still partying right now. They haven't left.
00:09:39
Fuck Off
Why wouldn't they be? Why would you leave Miami?
00:09:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:42
Fuck Off
Where are they going to go?
00:09:42
Matt LaRose
They went...
00:09:42
Fuck Off
Back to Canada? Fuck God.
00:09:43
Matt LaRose
they eventually They eventually left the arena, now they're at the same bar that they were at last year, the Elbow Room. And they've been there for they've been there for over 24.
00:09:51
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. The elbow room.
00:09:54
Matt LaRose
I'm watching videos of fucking Martian dumping beers into the Stanley Cup and then dumping it over the fucking railing onto people. They're like, yeah!
00:10:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, the elbow room is like a mile and a half from my family's condo there.
00:10:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, no shit, really?
00:10:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:10:09
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:10:10
Fuck Off
So it's a such a dive bar, but you got to go.
00:10:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it looks like a dive bar.
00:10:14
Fuck Off
Oh, it's a shithole.
00:10:15
Matt LaRose
I bet that place must be fucking great on a nice, hot, stinky summer night.
00:10:18
Fuck Off
Smells like pissed.
00:10:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
00:10:21
Fuck Off
I get it's it's it's seeped into the old barn wood that they have there. It's the old like style barn. It's not anything nice.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's my kind of place.
00:10:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, it's great. It's a shithole. It's a second floor establishment.
00:10:35
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:10:38
Matt LaRose
Fucking hell. So yeah, I mean... I called it was going to be, I was calling for a game seven overtime win by Marshan, but game six, I'm now, I'm taking this one savvy. I'm a, I'm a three-time Stanley c cup champion now.
00:10:51
Fuck Off
Nice.
00:10:51
Matt LaRose
i My Bruins won in 2011 when I played for them.
00:10:55
Fuck Off
Uh-huh.
00:10:55
Matt LaRose
And then i please I've always played for the Capitals as long as my man Ovechkin's been there. So we won that.
00:11:01
Fuck Off
Hey, you played there. You played there
00:11:02
Matt LaRose
We won that a couple years ago when I was playing there. And then ah I played last last, this year was my first year in Florida. Actually, wasn't even a full year.
00:11:09
Fuck Off
So we brought you over with the rat.
00:11:11
Matt LaRose
I got traded to Florida at the trade deadline. Yeah, I was part of that trade deal, so.
00:11:14
Fuck Off
It wasn't initial. It was some hesitation at jumping.
00:11:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I wasn't real happy. i was never I was never upset with the team, with the Panthers team organization, or upset with me and Brad. i just It was always about what how Don Sweeney and Cam did us dirty.
00:11:31
Fuck Off
They're fucking terrible.
00:11:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I love it. They just shoved this right in their fucking face, you fucking assholes.
00:11:35
Fuck Off
They're the worst executives in any sports fucking, well, maybe except for the Colorado Rockies. Those guys have won like five games all year long.
00:11:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's crazy, man. What a whirlwind end of the season. This one of the best Stanley Cup finals I can ever remember, man. Every game was unreal. Electrics, massive, massive hits.
00:11:58
Matt LaRose
Like, how many games was the team that won down, like, three, four goals, and they come back and go ahead?
00:12:03
Fuck Off
It was awesome.
00:12:04
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable series, man. Just, you got to love it.
00:12:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
Hockey's the best sport going, man.
00:12:12
Fuck Off
Edmonton showed up.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
I told you...
00:12:15
Fuck Off
McJesus did himself no negativity. All he did was just heighten the whole thing.
00:12:21
Matt LaRose
I got to read you a quote from your boy, Maddie, Maddie to Chuck, because this is fucking great.
00:12:27
Matt LaRose
He said, uh, who the fuck did I send this to? Probably my brother for sure. Where is he at? The Aqualad?
00:12:38
Matt LaRose
No, that's not where it is. Uh, Matt, to Matt to Chuck was just basically saying how like, they were a team and the Oilers, when they needed shit to happen, they were relying on one person, which was fucking, well, he was saying one, but you're right, two, essentially.
00:12:54
Fuck Off
To maybe but yeah.
00:12:58
Matt LaRose
And then ah he was saying, when we when we had that issue, we never, he goes, we relied on the team because we're a team.
00:13:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, because they're what the Bruins used to be.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
Exactly.
00:13:10
Fuck Off
Marsha and was a huge fucking spark for them.
00:13:11
Matt LaRose
Let's see.
00:13:13
Fuck Off
I mean, he was massive.
00:13:13
Matt LaRose
Look, there's your guy. There's your guy right there.
00:13:16
Fuck Off
That guy's great.
00:13:17
Matt LaRose
but Smoking a fucking stick. Look at his eyes. You can tell that fucking dude has just been drinking for 15 hours straight.
00:13:25
Fuck Off
It also looks like someone I went to college with with all the white hair.
00:13:29
Matt LaRose
Look, this is him fucking.
00:13:34
Fuck Off
I can't see any of that.
00:13:35
Matt LaRose
I'm showing you right now. They're pouring Stanley Cup. beers out it's fucking great anyways I can't find this quote so it's the point is moot but it's fucking unbelievable yeah like there's your elbow at the elbow room supports the Florida Panthers that's your new spot down there so and just like that pal the hockey season's over I don't even have it's unbelievable
00:13:39
Fuck Off
Oh,
00:13:52
Fuck Off
there you go.
00:14:02
Fuck Off
What's funny is right down the road from there, literally like, i don't know, two blocks, maybe three, there's a place called McSorley's, which I was like, but it reminds me of Marty McSorley.
00:14:05
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:14:12
Matt LaRose
Nice.
00:14:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Sounds like a Boston fucking Irish bar somewhere.
00:14:19
Fuck Off
It's a Philly bar, I think. So, but, and they have pretty good, and then there's another place that's a Philly bar called the Parrot right around the corner.
00:14:21
Matt LaRose
Oh, I mean.
00:14:27
Matt LaRose
How far is, ah so you said that that bar is like an ah ah like a minute mile and a half away from where your parents' condo is. What about how far is that from where the arena that they play hockey in is?
00:14:40
Fuck Off
Oh, it's like a 20 minute drive. Yeah.
00:14:41
Matt LaRose
Oh, this was like right there. Yeah. So those guys just got fucking plastered all night at the arena. And then instead of going home, they were like to the elbow room.
00:14:54
Fuck Off
So awesome.
00:14:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, those guys. And now they're going It's amazing that they're not having their parade until fucking Sunday. And then they're going to just... They're doing it on a Sunday, and they're literally driving up A1A in Fort Lauderdale. like those Remember how... I don't know if you remember, but do you remember how fucked up Marshan was when they won in 2011?
00:15:13
Matt LaRose
Him and fucking Bergy were... And he was trying to sing the Black and Yellow song. He's like, Bergy, yo, Bergy! Like, just totally fucking... And remember they went to... ah one of the bars at Mohegan and they ran up. i remember there was a picture of it.
00:15:25
Matt LaRose
They ran up a fucking, their tab was like $63,000 and it was like 400 bottles of champagne. Like this crazy. That's just, those guys are going to go fucking mental.
00:15:38
Fuck Off
especially down there.
00:15:40
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Just imagine the debauchery in fucking Fort Lauderdale. Yeah.
00:15:45
Fuck Off
I, yeah, I am really surprised. They just went back to back. That was like shocking to me when they said it too.
00:15:51
Matt LaRose
and The thing is too, like,
00:15:52
Fuck Off
Not that you don't remember it from last year, but until it was like, fuck, they just won two in a row. That's they're pretty good team.
00:15:57
Matt LaRose
yeah, that's not, that doesn't happen often.
00:16:01
Fuck Off
No.
00:16:01
Matt LaRose
Those guys, the last team that did it was Tampa Bay.
00:16:01
Fuck Off
No.
00:16:04
Matt LaRose
And the team that did it before them was Pittsburgh. Like in 2008, it only happened. it only happened
00:16:09
Fuck Off
You know what? They're pretty similar to Tampa Bay too.
00:16:12
Matt LaRose
They really are. They're very similar. It's kind of like Tampa Bay. Cause remember Tampa actually won. Did they win three in a row or did they went?
00:16:19
Fuck Off
think so.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
I think they won three and they went a fourth time and lost. um
00:16:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, they were all built like the Bruins.
00:16:26
Matt LaRose
But they kind of set the standard.
00:16:27
Fuck Off
There was the Bruins and then they got soft and then it became Carolina and then they got soft and then it was Tampa and then Florida.
00:16:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:36
Matt LaRose
And you know what happened, dude, that I didn't even really think about, but like, when Sean Thornton got traded from the Bruins, they trade.
00:16:43
Fuck Off
so It broke our spirit. It broke. Sean Thornton was the last fucking piece of old school hockey.
00:16:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:51
Fuck Off
And we fucking said we we we lost our identity when that happened.
00:16:55
Matt LaRose
A hundred percent. And where did he go? They sent him to Florida and he only had a couple of years left and then he became an executive.
00:16:59
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:17:02
Fuck Off
Yeah. And he turned them into him.
00:17:03
Matt LaRose
He's like, he's like a, yeah that's exactly what happened.
00:17:04
Fuck Off
There there it is.
00:17:07
Matt LaRose
And it wasn't until he,
00:17:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, Sean Thornton's the man.
00:17:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and it wasn't until he went down there and took over down there that they started playing hockey this way, and now they're winning fucking Stanley Cups. And that's why fucking when they traded Marsha that's why i jumped on the bandwagon because the reason that i the reason I hate Florida so much is because they beat the Bruins at their own – what used to be their own fucking game.
00:17:22
Fuck Off
man.
00:17:29
Fuck Off
Fuck the Bruins.
00:17:29
Matt LaRose
And it's like, yeah, dude.
00:17:29
Fuck Off
It's
00:17:30
Matt LaRose
And now so then like fuck these guys, man. Fucking Cam Neely and Don Sweeney can suck my fucking –
00:17:35
Fuck Off
like one of the best movies of all time, Fever Pitch, starring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
Don't they go to baseball games?
00:17:41
Fuck Off
When he goes and he... Yeah, it's about baseball. But when he's he's he's coaching junior high, little league, and he's got one of his kids that's about to go bad, and he says, hey, you know, Mr. whatever his name is, you give everything you have to the Red Sox. Let me ask you this. What have they ever done for you?
00:18:02
Fuck Off
He said, get out of here, kid.
00:18:04
Matt LaRose
Oh. Amen. Yeah.
00:18:09
Fuck Off
Fuck it. They're not going to show up and put a good product on the team. How do you support that?
00:18:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I agree. And the thing is
00:18:14
Fuck Off
Like you give it a few years, but dude, this is like almost a dozen years at this point since they've, since they've really been relevant.
00:18:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, with 2011.
00:18:23
Fuck Off
We've kept it interesting, but we haven't even fucking shown up in a finals in fucking 12, 14 years.
00:18:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:29
Matt LaRose
They only went two times after that.
00:18:30
Fuck Off
fourteen years
00:18:31
Matt LaRose
They lost to the Blackhawks in 2014, and then they lost to St. Louis in, what was that, 2018 2017? And they never fucking... and they never fucking They could never get it over the hump. That's why I was so stoked that Marchand fucking went to Florida and they won a Stanley Cup.
00:18:46
Matt LaRose
And he is a huge fucking part of that, man. Overtime winning goals, fucking insane goals.
00:18:49
Fuck Off
and They may not have won the series without him. They could, and they may not have even gotten into the series without him.
00:18:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:18:56
Matt LaRose
And now he's a fucking RFA. There's no way that they're not going to pay him three years at $5 million dollars to fucking stay in Florida and fucking run a mat.
00:19:04
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:19:05
Matt LaRose
Like you got Matthew to Chuck on the first and second line bouncing back and forth, running that squad. Then you get Brad Marchand on the third line and he's running the the the third squad of the four squad. Like that's a perfect position for him to get the fucking Bruins traded away a fucking superstar who was their fucking captain.
00:19:24
Matt LaRose
who only ever played for this fucking team. And as a, ah was he a rookie when he won the cup? If he wasn't a rookie, he was two years.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
I don't think he was rookie, no.
00:19:32
Matt LaRose
I doubt Sagan was the rookie that year. That's what it was.
00:19:34
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:19:34
Matt LaRose
So he, so he, but he had only been on the team for like two years before that, you know, he played as any set up until they traded him. He always wanted to finish here and then they fucking traded him. So fuck him.
00:19:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, the problem was they got stupid.
00:19:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:45
Fuck Off
They could have gotten rid of pasta literally three years ago when they could have gotten something for him.
00:19:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:52
Fuck Off
They should have done a lot of other things, too. They kept relying.
00:19:55
Matt LaRose
They fucking shit canned all Mark immediately, assuming that they would sign Swayman to do whatever they wanted.
00:19:59
Fuck Off
That was dumb.
00:20:01
Matt LaRose
And then he held out.
00:20:01
Fuck Off
Even before that, though, they they were making stupid decisions about...
00:20:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:08
Fuck Off
To me, like you you keep going to the well with Berge and Krejci, and they make a lot of moves in weird areas thinking that they're fine and it's just going to keep holding over.
00:20:08
Matt LaRose
Everything.
00:20:25
Fuck Off
There was no real next thought for who was next there.
00:20:28
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:20:28
Fuck Off
They just kept running that same line. That's it.
00:20:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:31
Fuck Off
That's it.
00:20:31
Matt LaRose
They ran them for as long as they could.
00:20:31
Fuck Off
That's it.
00:20:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
And they didn't have anybody else to come in and backfill that. You know, it wasn't like back in the day. The reason why I like Florida so much is because they are like three and four lines strong.
00:20:48
Fuck Off
And back in the day, that's exactly what the Bruins were like when they had Sean Thornton and he had strong fourth lines, they were finishing plays and winning things because they were, they were scoring.
00:20:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:59
Fuck Off
They, I think they combined like there, his, that, that fourth line may have had like, I don't know, 23 goals or something stupid.
00:21:05
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:21:05
Fuck Off
Like that's a lot.
00:21:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And you were able to rely on them when...
00:21:09
Fuck Off
They set the tone. They set the tone boys. They set the tone early boys.
00:21:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Hey, men, brother. You just got to set the tone. You got to get your foot in the door.
00:21:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, we can't do that.
00:21:20
Matt LaRose
Sure can't do that. They're fucking terrible.
00:21:21
Fuck Off
Luckily, I'm a fucking Panthers fan.
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
Holy smokes. Yeah, I think... i mean, i was listening to Chicklets today and they were like, how do you how do you not expect them to be back here again next year at the same exact fucking time? Like, they're fucking unbelievable.
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
Matthew to Chuck was playing with a fucking torn hip adductor that was completely torn off the bone.
00:21:35
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, he didn't he didn't even need to show up.
00:21:41
Matt LaRose
And, and yeah, Andy had a hernia.
00:21:43
Fuck Off
They played, they truly played as a whole team.
00:21:48
Matt LaRose
And then I think it was, who is it? Reinhard game one, got his fucking hands slashed like right here from a skate. And he had, they showed a picture of his palm, his whole fucking palm is stitches. They stitched his hand shut and it ripped open twice in two games. Like while he was playing, his hand just opened up and started leaking blood everywhere.
00:22:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:22:06
Matt LaRose
Hockey guys, man.
00:22:07
Fuck Off
Old time hockey.
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
Bucket A. Bucket A.
00:22:12
Fuck Off
That's amazing.
00:22:13
Matt LaRose
There you go. Is basketball still happening or is that over?
00:22:17
Fuck Off
No, thank God that's over.
00:22:18
Matt LaRose
Oh, cool. Who won that?
00:22:20
Fuck Off
ah Oklahoma City.
00:22:22
Matt LaRose
Really? Wow. i don't i didn't even hear anything about that.
00:22:25
Fuck Off
Wait, is it over yet?
00:22:26
Matt LaRose
I don't know.
00:22:27
Fuck Off
stu If it's not, it's about to be.
00:22:27
Matt LaRose
I don't even know if they're playing.
00:22:29
Fuck Off
I
00:22:34
Fuck Off
think it's over.
00:22:38
Matt LaRose
Wow, so all there is is basketball.
00:22:39
Fuck Off
Looking for a reason. Huh?
00:22:41
Matt LaRose
All that's left now is baseball. All the sports are over.
00:22:46
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:22:47
Matt LaRose
Although i did I did see your dad's girl, Caitlin Clark, there's making fucking headlines left and right.
00:22:47
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:22:52
Fuck Off
she She mixed it up.
00:22:56
Fuck Off
She likes to mix it up.
00:22:57
Matt LaRose
It says the Lakers are for sale. That's what I'm getting. No, here you go. Game six, Thursday at 8.30, Oklahoma City versus the Pacers. oklahoma city versus the pacers
00:23:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, it'll end that night.
00:23:09
Matt LaRose
say I would look up who's winning the series, but I don't care that much.
00:23:13
Fuck Off
Oklahoma is. Oklahoma City.
00:23:14
Matt LaRose
No good for them.
00:23:16
Fuck Off
I think it's 3-2, them.
00:23:22
Fuck Off
If I'm not mistaken.
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
I don't think you are.
00:23:29
Fuck Off
And who really cares? Yeah, baseball, fuck baseball.
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
That's
00:23:33
Fuck Off
I'm focused on fishing. That's all I'm doing.
00:23:35
Matt LaRose
I saw you're out there on the count in the fucking Boston massacre earlier today.
00:23:39
Fuck Off
Now that was the Bastoon Massacre.
00:23:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, the Bastoon Massacre. My bad.
00:23:44
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah, the Bastoon Massacre. That's all locked up.
00:23:51
Matt LaRose
This is how long it's been since we recorded. I have a note that says Oilers are 1-0 in the Stanley Cup Final. And then we didn't record, so then I wrote, actually, the Panthers are up two games to one game four tonight.
00:24:04
Matt LaRose
That's funny.
00:24:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:10
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie.
00:24:11
Fuck Off
What'd you watch? I watched a bunch too.
00:24:13
Matt LaRose
I watched tombstone. I couldn't help myself. It's one of it's, it's one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:24:17
Fuck Off
Oh, it's so ridiculous.
00:24:21
Fuck Off
I know so it's hard to, it's hard to come down on you.
00:24:21
Matt LaRose
And actually
00:24:23
Fuck Off
Cause it's true. That's all true. But
00:24:25
Matt LaRose
every time I watch it, it gets better. And I noticed shit that I didn't see before. Like I didn't even realize, you know, when the dude gets all fucked up and he's out shooting his gun and fucking night and he shoots the sheriff, um,
00:24:37
Fuck Off
yeah.
00:24:38
Matt LaRose
And then they all come out. I never even realized I put two and two together. I was like, oh, he's smoking opium in an opium tent. I totally didn't realize that because they got like the Chinese guy.
00:24:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:48
Matt LaRose
I just like I thought he was like drunk and smoking a hookah. I was like, oh, because then I made the connection to Wyatt Earp's old lady that keeps drinking the opium because she's a fucking fiend.
00:24:51
Fuck Off
yeah No, no.
00:24:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, and that's what she was drinking, exactly.
00:24:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I was like, oh, I get this now. All right.
00:25:02
Fuck Off
As mother's little helper.
00:25:03
Matt LaRose
How do we get into ah how do we get into opium? That looks like a good time.
00:25:07
Fuck Off
As much as possible.
00:25:10
Matt LaRose
Wouldn't you love to get jacked on some opium and shoot a six shooter?
00:25:11
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:25:14
Fuck Off
Yes.
Western Films: Portrayals and Comparisons
00:25:16
Fuck Off
I would love all of that.
00:25:16
Matt LaRose
One thing, one thing I will note about that movie, which was one of the great things about Western movies is these guys got like lever action rifles and six shooter revolvers.
00:25:27
Matt LaRose
And ain't nobody fucking ever reload in those movies.
00:25:27
Fuck Off
Lever.
00:25:30
Matt LaRose
They're just fucking that dude's fucked up on opium.
00:25:30
Fuck Off
You don't need to.
00:25:33
Matt LaRose
And he, that fucking revolver has got like 12 fucking rounds in it man.
00:25:36
Fuck Off
You don't need to.
00:25:36
Matt LaRose
He's just fucking shooting everything.
00:25:38
Fuck Off
It's plentiful. You just keep shooting in the air.
00:25:41
Matt LaRose
oh
00:25:42
Fuck Off
17 times at first and then you just keep going. he only had Then he puts a couple of bullets in at the end.
00:25:47
Matt LaRose
yeah I like when when they're at the okay corral I think that's the only time where they show them like pushing rounds into the fucking rifle to like make sure that they're clear and shit so oh yeah fucking unbelievable one of the best movies of all time definitely the best cowboy western movie ever made
00:25:48
Fuck Off
Oh shoot, I've got one left.
00:25:57
Fuck Off
Yeah. Bill Pullman. Great movie.
00:26:05
Fuck Off
Second best. Yeah, for sure.
00:26:07
Matt LaRose
Ever.
00:26:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:26:08
Matt LaRose
I've seen that other dumb one that you like and it's nowhere near as good.
00:26:11
Fuck Off
Unforgiven.
00:26:12
Matt LaRose
The Unforgiven. I will say that's number three. i will say i always said fucking.
00:26:18
Fuck Off
Outlaw Josie Wills is right there too.
00:26:20
Matt LaRose
I always said I always said that was number one, but I think that now that I watch Tombstone again, although ah next time I watch Outlaw Josie Wales, I'll probably be like, nope, that's the one.
00:26:20
Fuck Off
I'm with you.
00:26:29
Fuck Off
I think Tombstone slid in front of the Outlaw Josie Wills myself and then, you know, of course, Unforgiven.
00:26:35
Matt LaRose
What about my other favorite, Django Unchained?
00:26:40
Fuck Off
That's a pretty good movie, but it's not.
00:26:41
Matt LaRose
That is technically a Western, kind of.
00:26:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's not one of so is the hatefully and neither one of them are one of the best Westerns of all time.
00:26:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:48
Matt LaRose
I do love The Hateful Eight. I love both of those movies. The Hateful Eight extended version is even better. It's like four episodes. It's so long.
00:26:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, there's a lot of conversation in that.
00:27:02
Matt LaRose
I watched... Another great, but not a movie. I watched a very American documentary, Richard.
00:27:09
Fuck Off
What'd you watch?
00:27:10
Matt LaRose
I watched the greatest of all time, number three, Dale Earnhardt on Amazon.
00:27:16
Fuck Off
You finished watching it?
00:27:17
Matt LaRose
I watched it all in one, as I was just waiting for the opportunity to watch it all in one whack, man.
00:27:23
Fuck Off
I'm still in the middle of it.
00:27:24
Matt LaRose
oh ah You got to get, like I won't talk to you about it until you catch it.
00:27:28
Fuck Off
I'll have it finished by next week.
00:27:29
Matt LaRose
You got to watch this, Ironhide. Dear listeners, you got a week to do this.
00:27:32
Fuck Off
I started it. It sucked me in right away. I texted you, I think.
00:27:35
Matt LaRose
oh Yeah, you did. You said this guy's, you said, yeah.
00:27:37
Fuck Off
I hate NASCAR. I fucking hate NASCAR. I hated Dale Earnhardt my entire life. I hated his son more. I can't stand that Bubba Wallace faggot.
00:27:46
Matt LaRose
ah Bubba Wallace was long after.
00:27:49
Fuck Off
Tony the Tiger, whatever his name is.
00:27:50
Matt LaRose
Tony Stewart.
00:27:51
Fuck Off
I don't care about any of these people.
00:27:51
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:27:53
Fuck Off
And I just started watching and within five minutes of this, I was told that that was me.
00:28:00
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:28:00
Fuck Off
And I started to buy into it actually. So this may actually be me.
00:28:02
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
yeah Oh, yeah. Just wait. you Have how far you watched two episodes?
00:28:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:28:09
Matt LaRose
Okay. So you got three and four. Oh, yeah. Keep watching. It's amazing.
00:28:14
Fuck Off
Yeah.
Racing and Personal Stories
00:28:16
Matt LaRose
It's amazing.
00:28:16
Fuck Off
It's great.
00:28:16
Matt LaRose
And the crazy...
00:28:16
Fuck Off
Right. was sucked in right away.
00:28:18
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is, like, I watched NASCAR my whole fucking life. Like, growing up, I watched NASCAR. I went to NASCAR races. Like, every Sunday, if there was a NASCAR race on, it was on at my house.
00:28:29
Matt LaRose
So, like, when you get to the shit, like, episode three and episode four, that's the shit that was happening when I was, like, a young teenager. Like, that's, I remember all this shit happening, and I was like, holy fuck.
00:28:41
Matt LaRose
Like, I just, it was so fucking cool to watch that shit because I was there for all of it. But, like, I had just forgotten about so much of it, you know?
00:28:47
Fuck Off
I remember I didn't realize I remembered until it was on the old, you know, big long stock cars that he started
00:28:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're awesome.
00:28:56
Fuck Off
i
00:28:56
Matt LaRose
That's real fucking racing with those things, man.
00:28:57
Fuck Off
I was like, holy fuck. I remember this. This was on in my grandfather's like den on Sundays, you know, in the afternoon.
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Hell yeah.
00:29:04
Fuck Off
You'd always eat dinner. It was the only fucking thing on during the non-football.
00:29:07
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:29:08
Fuck Off
And you'd be like, this sucks. And there's this fucking, you fall asleep sticking to that plastic leather couch and you wake up because it's a hundred out.
00:29:17
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:29:17
Fuck Off
So yeah, it was the summer.
00:29:17
Matt LaRose
And you're all sweaty.
00:29:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. And there's NASCAR on.
00:29:22
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. There's nothing more American than that.
00:29:24
Fuck Off
So, yeah, I'm going to finish it up, but it was great watching Dale Jr. basically say, who?
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I didn't know my...
00:29:31
Fuck Off
I thought I erased that motherfucker's name out of the books.
00:29:35
Matt LaRose
I didn't know my dad. He didn't pay any attention to me until he had to.
00:29:38
Fuck Off
Didn't care.
00:29:40
Matt LaRose
Until my house burned down and I was homeless and he was like, fine, I guess I'll take my kids. But just wait, it's it's fucking crazy.
00:29:47
Fuck Off
I can't wait.
00:29:48
Matt LaRose
I can't get into it, but...
00:29:49
Fuck Off
He's crazy. I can't wait.
00:29:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, there's so much I want to say, but I'm going to wait.
00:29:53
Fuck Off
This right away, it just comes the first fucking five minutes of the movie.
00:29:57
Matt LaRose
Oh, just wait. Just wait.
00:29:58
Fuck Off
Intimidator.
00:30:00
Matt LaRose
It's not so much Dale Jr. It's his daughter.
00:30:03
Fuck Off
Oh, his daughter hates his guts.
00:30:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. And, you know, like, I know that you love a gal that's got that kind of situation with her dad.
00:30:10
Fuck Off
Love it.
00:30:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. She's just fucking.
00:30:12
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:30:13
Matt LaRose
yeah it's a good time. So check that out, people.
00:30:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:30:16
Matt LaRose
Earnhardt will give you a full a full spiel on it next week.
00:30:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. yeah it's ah It's a definite must watch. I watched The Accountant 2.
00:30:24
Matt LaRose
Okay, I've been interested. I've heard some interesting takes on this movie, so I'm interested to hear yours.
00:30:32
Fuck Off
I love The Accountant.
00:30:33
Matt LaRose
I know, it's one of your favorite movies.
00:30:35
Fuck Off
ah It's a fucking great movie. Everything about it.
00:30:37
Matt LaRose
It's ah it's original.
00:30:38
Fuck Off
Yeah. ah The Accountant 2 was not.
00:30:40
Matt LaRose
it's that's so this is I've heard it's a bit of a some rehashed bullshit. Not original.
00:30:47
Fuck Off
and It was not original. It was, here here's a buddy movie.
00:30:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:52
Fuck Off
It's been a long time. Help me do this. Let's do it together. You know, it was just kind of like, eh. But if they want to start a fucking franchise, that's how you got to do it. Jon Barenthal is awesome.
00:31:07
Fuck Off
He probably, we have similar traits as well in this particular film where he just wants to do certain things. So you' you're going to have to see it for sure. He's just a, he's psychotic.
00:31:21
Fuck Off
He's calling about, I don't want to give anything away. I can't even give it away. You got to watch it. You got to watch it just for him.
00:31:28
Matt LaRose
Okay. I'm down for that. I can make that happen.
00:31:30
Fuck Off
but And Ben Affleck, wasn't terrible. You know, it was just, it was the same stuff, but it was just, it was the same buddy.
00:31:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:31:37
Fuck Off
It was kind of a buddy movie, you know?
00:31:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think I'm going to watch the accountant one because I only watched it one time and then watch the second one.
00:31:44
Fuck Off
Oh,
00:31:44
Matt LaRose
But I remember I loved the first one.
00:31:46
Fuck Off
Oh, so good.
00:31:48
Matt LaRose
Richie, while we're on the subject.
00:31:50
Fuck Off
I'm not done.
00:31:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay.
00:31:51
Fuck Off
So I watched that. Then I watched
00:31:53
Matt LaRose
Hold on. No, hold on. Hold on.
00:31:56
Fuck Off
you hold on. Then I watched that.
00:31:57
Matt LaRose
No, listen to me. You have to hold on.
00:31:58
Fuck Off
I watched the original ballerina, not, not the John wick version.
00:32:01
Matt LaRose
Great. Can I talk to you about The Accountant 2?
00:32:03
Fuck Off
Go ahead. Go ahead. Shoot.
00:32:05
Matt LaRose
Great. The Accountant 2 is a 2024 action crime drama starring Ben Affleck, John Barenthal, Cynthia Adai Robinson, and J.K.
00:32:10
Fuck Off
Nice.
00:32:15
Matt LaRose
Simmons.
00:32:16
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:32:17
Matt LaRose
Ben Affleck is back as everyone's favorite spectrum surfing hitman, Christian Wolfe. This time he's called in to assist treasury agent, Mary Beth Medina played by Cynthia at a die Robinson to solve the murder of her boss.
00:32:32
Matt LaRose
Christian must also call in the help of his long lost brother Braxton played by John Barenthal. As the three of them dig deeper into the case, they attract the attention of some other bad guys and girls looking to stop them.
00:32:46
Matt LaRose
Have you seen the accountant?
00:32:50
Fuck Off
I sure have.
00:32:51
Matt LaRose
Okay. It was fantastic and a real surprise when I first saw it.
00:32:56
Fuck Off
It was.
00:32:56
Matt LaRose
Mostly because I had zero expectations for it.
00:32:59
Fuck Off
None whatsoever.
00:33:01
Matt LaRose
So I was present. It says presently surprised.
00:33:04
Fuck Off
Well, pleasantly in the present.
00:33:07
Matt LaRose
I believe that this that he wrote it phonetically the way that Chung Mi would pronounce it, which is presently surprised.
00:33:12
Fuck Off
Ah, right. Presently. That's so easy.
00:33:15
Matt LaRose
I was presently surprised. The Accountant 2 is also good, but not as good as the first one. Both movies are great Chung Mi movies. Shout out to Chung Mi.
00:33:26
Fuck Off
Really?
00:33:27
Matt LaRose
She loves this shit. It also helps that the movie is currently free on Prime. Definitely check it out if you like the first one. I also watched, this is right up your alley, a four-part documentary on the creation of the Madden NFL video game franchise, which is also available on Prime.
00:33:46
Matt LaRose
It was also pretty good.
00:33:48
Fuck Off
really
00:33:48
Matt LaRose
So have a look out for that.
00:33:52
Matt LaRose
So there you go. That's why I didn't want you to move forward. We still had a lot of the accountant to talk about. Hmm.
00:33:57
Fuck Off
No, that's fucking perfect timing. Yeah, it was a part where, you know, all of them, they use their super brains because they're all, you know, they're all fucked up in some way.
00:34:07
Matt LaRose
They got the autism.
00:34:09
Fuck Off
And then they have like a whole, it was kind of a little, it was a little much for me. But, um,
00:34:17
Matt LaRose
What I think is great about it is as long as everybody was included and it was inclusive, retards alike, then that's good.
00:34:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's all inclusive.
00:34:29
Matt LaRose
All right. What else did you watch? um
00:34:34
Fuck Off
I watched Ballerina.
00:34:36
Matt LaRose
Is that the John Wick movie?
00:34:38
Fuck Off
Oh, it's the original.
00:34:41
Matt LaRose
The original John Wick movie?
00:34:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:47
Matt LaRose
Didn't it just come out?
00:34:48
Fuck Off
No. It's not the original John Wick movie. It's the original like Japanese movie.
00:34:57
Matt LaRose
So not the new movie called Ballerina that just came out that's in the John Wick franchise.
00:35:02
Fuck Off
Correct. it's the It's the one that this ripped off.
00:35:02
Matt LaRose
Okay. Okay.
00:35:05
Matt LaRose
I see, okay.
00:35:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a Japanese movie called Ballerina. She's an assassin.
00:35:19
Fuck Off
That's all I got. It was decent. um And I'm about to watch. There's this one with this guy who plays...
00:35:32
Fuck Off
I don't know. there's a There are a couple Blind Swordsmen that I watched. That was pretty good. have to start a series, but I'm going to finish this Earnhardt thing first.
00:35:42
Matt LaRose
You got to finish that. When I was scrolling through looking.
00:35:43
Fuck Off
Oh, I watched, i' sorry, Aftermath.
00:35:45
Matt LaRose
Nope.
00:35:46
Fuck Off
That's what it was. Fucking terrible movie.
00:35:48
Matt LaRose
don't think I've heard of that.
00:35:49
Fuck Off
On Boston in Tobin Bridge.
00:35:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck that.
00:35:51
Fuck Off
He kind of gets held hostage and blown up. and Luckily, there's an airborne ranger on in the car with his sister.
00:36:00
Matt LaRose
I'll skip that one.
00:36:01
Fuck Off
It was terrible.
00:36:03
Matt LaRose
Now that I don't have hockey to watch every single night, I'll be able to start pounding out some of these shows. I got backlogged up and stuff like that.
00:36:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, you got to finish Banshee.
00:36:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i got to start Banshee.
00:36:12
Fuck Off
I thought you did. That's a no-brainer.
00:36:14
Matt LaRose
No, that one's that. It's like like on my list of the next time I'm going to throw a show on. That's what I'm going to watch.
00:36:20
Fuck Off
Oh, i watched did I tell you I watched the Iron Claw again?
00:36:22
Matt LaRose
Yes, you did tell me that you watch that again.
00:36:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's great. And I listened to Elliot Smith. It was just a whole day of depression. It was great.
00:36:33
Fuck Off
When you want to kill yourself, listen to Elliott Smith and watch the Iron Claw.
00:36:39
Matt LaRose
sounds like a good fucking idea.
00:36:40
Fuck Off
Fucking Iggy's been in the ER for the last two nights. i just
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
What's with this fucking guy's problem?
00:36:45
Fuck Off
ah just got them They think there's some kind of blockage, but then they think the blockage has passed. But now I've had him since this morning, and he's still not shitting. So I'm waiting to see him if he's going to throw up again. $2,000. $2,000.
00:36:59
Fuck Off
two thousand dollars
00:36:59
Matt LaRose
It's amazing. It's amazing. I remember just how old is Iggy now?
00:37:04
Fuck Off
four and a half yesterday.
00:37:06
Matt LaRose
I remember. Wow. Happy birthday, Iggy. ah I remember like five years ago, you swearing you'd never get a dog. You'd never pick up a dog shit. If a dog puked, you'd kill that fucking thing.
00:37:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, I puked the other night, picking up his puke.
00:37:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:20
Fuck Off
I couldn't take it. That was that
00:37:23
Matt LaRose
I'm going to start. I'm going to start calling him million dollar Iggy.
00:37:27
Fuck Off
he's shitting like putting all over the place.
00:37:29
Matt LaRose
ah
00:37:29
Fuck Off
It's like mucus leaking out of his ass.
00:37:34
Matt LaRose
He's a healthy boy.
00:37:36
Fuck Off
He weighed in at a strapping 25 pounds.
00:37:38
Matt LaRose
holy shit
00:37:39
Fuck Off
As soon as we walk out, I'm in there making sure he's okay before I take him. So we start. She's like, okay, let me go take out the fucking IV out of his arm after two days.
00:37:51
Fuck Off
So we go. i go to check out and pay. And she comes running. She comes walking around the corner. She's got him on his leash. And there's not what we know about.
00:38:04
Fuck Off
as what a real pit bull looks like. But we are educated because we know some fag who likes pit bulls.
00:38:12
Matt LaRose
ah
00:38:12
Fuck Off
But this is one of those mu this is one of those mutt, like South Carolina pit bulls that still had its ball sack on.
00:38:13
Matt LaRose
Giant fag.
00:38:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:19
Fuck Off
And it was like, you know, it was 150 pounds. One of those things that everyone says is a pit bull, but it's not a pit bull, right?
00:38:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, just a big old fucking hammer. Yeah.
00:38:27
Fuck Off
It's like a mix of all kinds of weird shit.
00:38:27
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah, it's a pit bull and a Rottweiler and a fucking, yeah.
00:38:29
Fuck Off
They just want to call it a pit bull. Yeah, exactly. And his fucking nutsack, I'm not kidding you, was, it was the size of my face.
00:38:36
Matt LaRose
They're huge.
00:38:40
Fuck Off
And as soon as Iggy came around the corner, he got pissed. His back went up the hair and the fucking little nurse is trying to fucking grab him. And he went right after that fucking pit bull right away.
00:38:53
Fuck Off
He's like, get your balls out of my face, old man.
00:38:56
Matt LaRose
just like Just like his daddy, man. Just doesn't know when to fucking...
00:38:58
Fuck Off
just went right at him. I'm like, yeah, he's fine.
00:39:04
Matt LaRose
Fucking million dollar Iggy.
00:39:06
Fuck Off
It's killing me.
00:39:10
Fuck Off
So yeah, we did that. And then I get to have a lovely conversation. i don't know if you know that Papa Sav, who loves to watch his no WNBA and all that.
00:39:22
Matt LaRose
Of course.
00:39:24
Fuck Off
So he he decided to buy a lake house a mile away from my home here as well.
00:39:29
Matt LaRose
right
00:39:31
Fuck Off
And my roommate last night told me who who's not with me. I'm currently ah alone at the lake and told me that when she comes back, which would be this weekend, that there'll be some new rules.
00:39:44
Matt LaRose
oh oh to just swing by
00:39:45
Fuck Off
And those rules are no more popovers. And I said, what is a pop over? He said, when your dad and mom leave their house and drive past ours, stop in every single day coming or going.
00:40:01
Fuck Off
I said, you don't want them ever in the house unless they're invited. Yes. I said, Okay, got it. I'll let them know. So Oh, yeah, it's gonna be great.
00:40:10
Matt LaRose
That'll go that's gonna go over well
00:40:14
Fuck Off
So I had dinner with them last night because it was my birthday, oddly enough.
00:40:18
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's right happy birthday Wow is it your fucking birthday already?
00:40:19
Fuck Off
And Mama Sav cooked me some nice chicken and rice. Yeah, man, like only she can
00:40:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I always I always know it's June
00:40:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's definitely June. And so we make a wish, you know, get a little cake and make a wish and they go, what'd you wish for us that I wished that there are no more pop overs.
00:40:39
Matt LaRose
you wouldn't come over running
00:40:44
Fuck Off
What's a pop over? i said, that's what I asked.
00:40:49
Fuck Off
I said, evidently, why wouldn't I pop over that? What if I'm going to the market and you need something at the market? How am I supposed to know I could just stop off and see if you need something at the market? I can't do that.
00:41:00
Matt LaRose
It's a great point.
00:41:00
Fuck Off
No, that's called the popover. but What if we're going out to dinner? And it's just on a whim. And we decide to just leave and go by and hey, I want to see you said you should text first.
00:41:12
Matt LaRose
Just give me a heads up. That's all.
00:41:14
Fuck Off
He said I should text. I said yes. He said, the families don't text. I said, well, you don't text.
00:41:25
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:41:26
Fuck Off
But you have mom text for you.
00:41:26
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:41:28
Fuck Off
So let her text if we need anything.
00:41:34
Matt LaRose
Why is your roommate causing all kinds of trouble?
00:41:36
Fuck Off
I wish I knew. Just the fuck with me. It's ridiculous. Well, I do know. I do know. But it's her own fault. Boundaries.
00:41:48
Fuck Off
That's why.
00:41:48
Matt LaRose
set boundaries. Yeah.
00:41:49
Fuck Off
But the boundary she has now are you can't come by our homes unless you're invited explicitly.
00:41:55
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:41:56
Fuck Off
Because we went over.
00:41:57
Matt LaRose
Homes.
00:41:58
Fuck Off
they they my dad's a maniac. He's a maniac. He's got like five yards of crushed stone delivered to his house every day. And he's outside shoveling it. He's 80.
00:42:09
Fuck Off
You know, I'm like, it's 100 out.
00:42:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:11
Fuck Off
It's fucking hot.
00:42:11
Matt LaRose
And his hands don't fucking work.
00:42:13
Fuck Off
No. I'm like, what are you doing? So I'm watching him with the fucking rocks twinch off each side of the fucking shovel because that's shivering and quaking from his hand, shivering and quaking. So nothing's even going in and taking twice as long.
00:42:26
Fuck Off
And it basically makes you have to go and do the back-breaking fucking work.
00:42:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you just have to go do it so it's over with.
00:42:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, because they're going to die or you do it.
00:42:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:42:37
Fuck Off
yeah And so that's how it is. And for some reason, my roommate doesn't understand what a Sicilian family is like. I don't get it because she's been around for 20 fucking years at this point.
00:42:43
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:42:49
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:42:50
Fuck Off
How do you not understand? So anyway, one of these incidents were happening. And of course he hires people that do work only if he has to, like there was a guy putting in an awning outside one of those sunsetters.
00:43:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:04
Fuck Off
He's out there and that guy came alone. So my dad's up trying to help him on a ladder. And then he said, Marianne, can you help with this? And she gets up and he like drops the thing and it falls and hits her on the head.
00:43:16
Fuck Off
And she like, she falls off the ladder.
00:43:16
Matt LaRose
Oh, boy.
00:43:19
Fuck Off
She got conked in the skull with this iron frame and got like a concussion.
00:43:23
Matt LaRose
oh boy.
00:43:24
Fuck Off
So she was pissed. Obviously she should be, but it was her fault.
00:43:30
Fuck Off
She did it.
00:43:31
Matt LaRose
don't don't Don't do yourself a favor and don't tell your roommate that last part.
00:43:36
Fuck Off
Well, I already did.
00:43:37
Matt LaRose
and a
00:43:37
Fuck Off
That's why I've been alone for the last three weeks.
00:43:38
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:43:39
Fuck Off
It's been awesome.
00:43:40
Matt LaRose
i was going to say it would be it'll be easier for you if you don't, but you didn't.
00:43:43
Fuck Off
It was the best birthday present I've had in a while.
00:43:46
Matt LaRose
Well, that's you know what? I'm glad you had a good birthday then.
00:43:48
Fuck Off
I fished all fucking day alone.
00:43:51
Matt LaRose
That sounds nice.
00:43:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was awesome. i was out on the boat. Actually, that's not true. i had my dad with me for for about six hours in the morning. Then he called it a day and
00:44:03
Matt LaRose
He couldn't take it anymore.
00:44:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, he was pretty much – that's a long time out there. But, um yeah, which just it's just – time flies, you know.
00:44:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck yeah.
00:44:14
Fuck Off
It's just – it's fun to do. 54.
00:44:17
Matt LaRose
How old are you now? 56?
00:44:21
Fuck Off
and fifty four
00:44:22
Matt LaRose
Are you really? Wow.
00:44:26
Matt LaRose
That's pretty old.
00:44:31
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you this much. As far as a 54-year-old goes, you're not what I envision in my head. And I mean that in a good way.
00:44:35
Fuck Off
No, I'm fucking incredible. of all
00:44:38
Matt LaRose
Well, i would I don't know if you're incredible or not.
00:44:40
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I've definitely rewritten the books. Let's be honest.
00:44:47
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:44:48
Fuck Off
I'm not even on the TRT.
00:44:51
Matt LaRose
Who needs it?
00:44:53
Fuck Off
Who wants it?
00:44:54
Matt LaRose
You just got to hit the gym.
00:44:54
Fuck Off
That just only makes me more agitated. I don't need that.
00:44:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's see, that's kind of been always my thing is like, uh, I don't need anything that's going to make me fly off the handle anymore than I'm already capable of doing.
00:45:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, I do.
00:45:07
Matt LaRose
You know, you've
00:45:08
Fuck Off
I do things daily to prevent that from happening.
00:45:11
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:45:12
Fuck Off
I smoke weed constantly. I ingest weed constantly. I'm on like 150 milligrams of Zoloft to try to chill me out.
00:45:21
Matt LaRose
that's
00:45:21
Fuck Off
It doesn't work.
00:45:23
Matt LaRose
That's so much Zoloft.
00:45:24
Fuck Off
Is it a lot?
00:45:26
Matt LaRose
Well, I'm on, I'll give you an example. I am on zero um milligrams of Zoloft.
00:45:35
Fuck Off
Well, by that example, that's different.
00:45:38
Matt LaRose
And I mean, I smoke a ton of weed. I smoke weed
Personal Anecdotes and Humor
00:45:40
Matt LaRose
every day, but that's all I do is smoke weed.
00:45:40
Fuck Off
Who doesn't?
00:45:44
Matt LaRose
don't even drink. I mean, I do, but not that often.
00:45:46
Fuck Off
oh
00:45:51
Matt LaRose
Um, I got a whole bunch of fight shit to hit you with if you're hanging in for it.
00:45:51
Fuck Off
i dont
00:45:58
Fuck Off
I'll do the highlights.
00:45:59
Matt LaRose
and We're going to, that's what we're going to We're going to do highlights because we haven't covered. with There's a bunch of shit we have to cover.
00:46:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, go ahead.
00:46:03
Matt LaRose
We're going to go back a couple of weeks. Number one, uh, UFC three 16 was in New Jersey and Mark Martin was at that.
00:46:09
Fuck Off
Who is that?
00:46:12
Matt LaRose
Uh, number one note that I have is New Jersey is terrible. All they do is boo.
00:46:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, New Jersey sucks.
00:46:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They're a bunch of fucking losers. Um,
00:46:20
Fuck Off
and joe Joe Rogan even said something about it, I think, right?
00:46:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was talking about it all night. He was talking about how they...
00:46:24
Fuck Off
They're shitty people in general.
00:46:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:25
Fuck Off
If you're from New Jersey, you're a fucking piece of shit.
00:46:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's kind of like automatic that you're a scumbag.
00:46:31
Fuck Off
You're just a scumbag.
00:46:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:32
Fuck Off
You're not likable. You're just not likable. You have, it's because you have no real persona. You're not attached to anything. You're not, you're not New York. ah You're not as tough as even Philly.
00:46:45
Fuck Off
And you think you're better than both of them. And you're a bunch of fucking preppy pussies that hang out on the fucking shore with gel in your hair. Wannabe mobsters.
00:46:56
Matt LaRose
Fucking losers. Um, all right. So we had, there was a bunch of fights that happened. I'm just going to hit you with the highlights here. Uh, Bruno Silva beat, Oh no, Joshua van beat Bruno Silva.
00:47:08
Matt LaRose
That's that kid that's from like Myanmar and that Bruno Silva dude's supposed to be like, or is like a really good Brazilian fighter.
00:47:10
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:14
Matt LaRose
And this Joshua van kid fucked him up. And now he took a fight on three weeks notice to fight like in two weeks. This kid's killing it.
00:47:21
Fuck Off
He's good.
00:47:22
Matt LaRose
Um, In the main card, you had Kevin Holland submitting Vicente Luque in the second round.
00:47:30
Fuck Off
The guy's just fucking good, man.
00:47:31
Matt LaRose
That was with a nasty Darce.
00:47:33
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:34
Matt LaRose
um
00:47:34
Fuck Off
He's got perfect arms for that.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he really does. He's long and limmy. Travis Luter, jiu-jitsu. That's where he got his started doing jiu-jitsu.
00:47:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
Bellator newcomer Patchy Mix lost a three-round decision to Mario Batista.
00:47:49
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, that's right. Remember? I said, of course, he's going to lose.
00:47:52
Matt LaRose
Everybody told me how nasty that kid was and you're never going to believe how good he is when you see him fight. And then he had the biggest case of the UFC jitters I've seen in a while. That fucking kid just stood there.
00:48:01
Fuck Off
we talked about, right?
00:48:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true. ah In the featured bout of the evening, Joe Pfeiffer defeated Calvin Gastelum via three round decision.
00:48:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, no surprise there.
00:48:14
Matt LaRose
This is the one I've been waiting to talk to you about. I have notes on this. For the women's bantamweight champion, the newly crowned women's bantamweight champion Kayla Harrison submits Juliana Pena with a Kimura at 4 minutes and 55 seconds of the second round.
00:48:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's a beast.
00:48:33
Matt LaRose
She said she heard the 10 second clapper. She had no intentions of going for a Kimura. It wasn't even in her game plan, but she heard the 10 second clapper and she fucking just grabbed that fucking shoulder and tried to rip it off. And she said, I'll either rip her arm off or the other round will end. And she ended up ripping the girl's arm off.
00:48:50
Fuck Off
I love it.
00:48:51
Matt LaRose
She's a killer, man.
00:48:53
Fuck Off
I love everything about her.
00:48:54
Matt LaRose
interesting tidbit that I have written down here. i actually took notes while I was watching the fights.
00:48:59
Fuck Off
Really?
00:48:59
Matt LaRose
ah The, the ref for that fight was Vitor Shaolin Ribeiro. Ever heard of him?
00:49:05
Fuck Off
Sure have.
00:49:06
Matt LaRose
And he in the first round, Julianna Pena did an up kick and fucking blasted Kayla Harrison in the face. And he was no bullshit. No.
00:49:16
Matt LaRose
I'm going to give you a warning. He fucking stood her up. He took a point from her and then restarted the fight. And that's the kind of shit that they need to start fucking doing. So people stop fucking around with fouls and shit like that.
00:49:27
Matt LaRose
How many times you see someone get poked in the eye or kicked in the balls two or three fucking times and they don't take a fucking point? This dude who's a fighter and knows what that kind of, how that kind of shit can change a fight, sees a foul and immediately takes a point. I think that's what you should fucking do.
00:49:44
Fuck Off
That great.
00:49:47
Matt LaRose
Also, love the follow-up. Also, Amanda Nunes got in the ring afterwards and said that she's coming back, definitely, and they're gonna shoot they're gonna have that's going to be the next fight.
00:49:58
Fuck Off
I fucking hate these things when they come in the ring. Now, the only reason why this was okay is because Kayla said, yeah, come on in.
00:50:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:05
Fuck Off
And Kayla stood there, but beat it, you fucking lesbo. Get the fuck out. Go drink a bunch of fucking Schlitz and get on your Harley. Get the fuck out of here.
00:50:14
Matt LaRose
I love a good Schlitz.
00:50:16
Fuck Off
Watch your wife breastfeed your baby for you.
00:50:19
Matt LaRose
I,
00:50:20
Fuck Off
She's old. She's no good. Kayla's going to fucking crucify her.
00:50:24
Matt LaRose
every, every, every pundit that I hear says that Kayla's in too deep and this is where she's gonna.
00:50:29
Fuck Off
No fucking way.
00:50:31
Matt LaRose
And I have, I have this note written for you down.
00:50:31
Fuck Off
Kayla's going to destroy her.
00:50:35
Matt LaRose
Kayla Harrison now has two Olympic gold medals. She won two $1 million dollar PFL tournaments. So she got $2 million dollars out of the PFL being that their champion two times.
00:50:47
Matt LaRose
And she's now the UFC champion.
00:50:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, she asked Triple C to admit that she's the greatest champion of all time.
00:50:50
Matt LaRose
Is she the most?
00:50:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Is she the greatest combat athlete of all time was what she was calling it to Olympic gold medals in judo, two tournament wins. PFL is not as high as the UFC, but I don't give a fuck who you are. If you're fighting in tournaments, that's hard fucking shit for it. So she won two tournaments, each one for a million dollars and she's a UFC champion.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
I think if she beats Nunes, she's got to be the best female, at least the best female.
00:51:23
Fuck Off
Well, she's the best female. I mean, she's not the greatest combat fighter of all time.
00:51:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:27
Fuck Off
She can't fucking stand.
00:51:30
Fuck Off
and she can't beat Jon Jones.
00:51:33
Matt LaRose
That's true. In the main event of the evening, the dude who's getting better, Merab DeWalishvili, submitted Sean O'Malley in the third round with a, is it ah was it a rear naked choke? I don't remember now. It was two weeks ago.
00:51:46
Fuck Off
Shocking.
00:51:46
Matt LaRose
Either way, beat the fuck. I thought O'Malley actually did really good the first two rounds, but there was a point when Merab got him down and he got back up and then Merab immediately got him back down and he got like to his knee leaning up against the fence post and he just had the fucking thousand yard stare while he's trained. It's like, and I knew i fucking knew it right there. I'm like, this dude is, it's what Khabib used to do to people.
00:52:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:52:13
Matt LaRose
He would just fucking murder the, and they would, they could defend and defend and defend, but at some point you just can't fucking do it anymore. And they grind it out. And then you just get that thousand yard stare and you just accept that you're going to die. And that's essentially what happened.
00:52:31
Fuck Off
um it's his fucking relentless gas tank. He's, unless someone can match his gas tank or somehow stun him enough to take it away from him, they have no chance of beating the guy.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you have to literally blast them. You have to catch them on the feet and just fucking.
00:52:49
Fuck Off
You gotta destroy his body. You gotta knee up the middle constantly. That leaves you open for takedowns, but you gotta use side movement. He's gonna keep coming.
00:53:01
Fuck Off
He's always leading with the punch, but it's only to come for the takedown. So you just take the punch and prevent the takedown.
00:53:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you'd have to. ah They're saying up next for him is Corey, Corey Sandhagen. How do you think that fight's going to go?
00:53:18
Fuck Off
Boring.
00:53:19
Matt LaRose
I don't think it's going to be much different. Uh, it may just be quicker. Uh, then last weekend you had, uh, some fights in, they were somewhere last weekend, Atlanta, Georgia.
00:53:32
Matt LaRose
And, uh, my man, Ricky Simone won his fight. He's him and the dude were trash talking in the fence and and the cage. And they asked him, uh, what they were trash talking and Ricky Simone said he pushed him up against the fence and said, you're under arrest. And then the other guy said, yo bro, you racist.
00:53:51
Matt LaRose
Uh, Michael Kiesa decision court McGee.
00:53:52
Fuck Off
ah Yeah.
00:53:54
Matt LaRose
That should have been a lead loser leaves town match.
00:53:56
Fuck Off
That should be anyone.
00:53:57
Matt LaRose
Uh, I didn't see any of these. did. I really didn't see these. So, but, uh, I see Paul Craig, the bear Jew with, they had a no contest.
00:54:01
Fuck Off
Me.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
He up kicked this dude and everybody says this dude was faking that he was fucked up.
00:54:06
Fuck Off
Upkick.
00:54:09
Matt LaRose
I didn't see it, but, uh, They were saying it's a bunch of bullshit that he was doing that. So, ah
00:54:17
Fuck Off
Upkick up kicks and up kick.
00:54:18
Matt LaRose
yeah. Cody Garbrandt lost the decision to a Rayoni Barclose.
00:54:21
Fuck Off
Why are they illegal? but I thought they were legal.
00:54:25
Matt LaRose
Does something – I don't know if it's the up kick or like a swing kick like this that you can't – like if you're like swinging your heel at them. I don't really know.
00:54:35
Fuck Off
I heard you could, wasn't Rogan talking about this? You can do an axe kick, but you can't do a stomp.
00:54:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, you you can do an axe kick to the body.
00:54:42
Fuck Off
but on I haven't heard anything about an up kick.
00:54:47
Matt LaRose
You can't do an axe. Well, if they're on the ground, you can't do an axe kick to the head. But you could axe kick their body. But if they were standing up, you can absolutely axe kick them. Axe kicks are fucking cool.
00:55:01
Matt LaRose
I don't think I could do one. ah In the co-main event of the evening last week, Thug Rose Namajunas defeated Miranda Maverick.
00:55:10
Fuck Off
Whoopty fucking do.
00:55:11
Matt LaRose
And then in the main event of the evening, Kamaru Usman won a five round decision against Joaquin Buckley.
00:55:18
Fuck Off
Joaquin! That was depressing.
00:55:21
Matt LaRose
know Joaquin Buckley says he didn't lose that fight because he went longer than George Masvidal did.
00:55:23
Fuck Off
Very.
00:55:28
Matt LaRose
So he won because the amount of experience that he gained. Exactly.
00:55:33
Fuck Off
That's true. And that's what losers say.
00:55:36
Matt LaRose
Exactly.
00:55:37
Fuck Off
They come up with excuses.
00:55:40
Matt LaRose
I have great news for you, Richie.
00:55:42
Fuck Off
What is it?
00:55:43
Matt LaRose
There are fights this weekend. And you want to know what the great news is?
00:55:48
Fuck Off
That they're not on?
00:55:48
Matt LaRose
they're alive They're live from Abu Dhabi. so the main So the prelims start at noon and the main card is at 3 in the afternoon on Saturday.
00:56:01
Fuck Off
That's positive.
00:56:03
Matt LaRose
ah Kamaru Usman's brother who fights at heavyweight, Muhammad Usman, is opening up the card against Hardney Abduwala Habib.
00:56:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've seen him.
00:56:15
Matt LaRose
Usman 11-4, Hamdi Abdallah Habib.
00:56:21
Fuck Off
Okay, I got it.
00:56:21
Matt LaRose
is he
00:56:22
Fuck Off
Doesn't matter.
00:56:23
Matt LaRose
He's 6-0.
00:56:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's gonna get smoked.
00:56:26
Matt LaRose
Really interesting. Okay. ah You like the girl fights. There's a couple of them. You got Irina Alexiva versus Klaudia Sigula.
00:56:36
Fuck Off
Hmm. I like that arena chick, I think.
00:56:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I don't think I know who that is. She's five and two. Interesting.
00:56:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, you've seen her.
00:56:46
Matt LaRose
um Dahara Zelhenyokova is fighting Melissa Dixon. ah' like Is this three? Oh, no. Okay.
00:56:54
Fuck Off
I don't know them.
00:56:55
Matt LaRose
ah This is actually the fate the main fight on the prelims is actually a really good fight. Oban Elliott, who's really good, he's fighting Ko Siak-hyun from South Korea.
00:57:01
Fuck Off
I like Oban Elliott.
00:57:07
Matt LaRose
So shout out to Chung-mi.
00:57:10
Fuck Off
That would be a good fight.
00:57:11
Matt LaRose
ah um There's a lot of people on the main card. I don't even know their fucking names. ah The featured bout of the evening, Ryzen Kunyev takes on Curtis Blades with a Y at heavyweight.
00:57:24
Matt LaRose
The co-main event, I actually wanted to talk to you about this because this is a fight that you'll like. Rafael Fazeev, you know who that is, versus Ignacio Bahamondes.
00:57:32
Fuck Off
yeah
00:57:35
Fuck Off
I know who that is too.
00:57:37
Matt LaRose
What's awesome about this, Fazeev is like eight inches shorter than this Ignacio guy.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
Nacho.
00:57:45
Fuck Off
This is a good fight.
00:57:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's this dude like towers over Fazeev, but Fazeev fucking kills people.
00:57:51
Fuck Off
Yes, so does Nacho.
00:57:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that'll be a good one. Then that's the co-main event of the evening.
00:57:55
Fuck Off
I like that fight.
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
and
00:57:58
Fuck Off
I'll take Nacho.
00:57:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah?
00:58:00
Fuck Off
I will.
00:58:00
Matt LaRose
All right. That's a good pick, actually. I think I would take him over for Zayev because he's going to be so far away from him.
00:58:07
Fuck Off
You're so far away from me.
00:58:07
Matt LaRose
i So far away. In the main event of the evening at light heavyweight, you have Jamal Hill taking on Khalil Roundtree Jr.
00:58:18
Fuck Off
I mean, honestly, it's the only fight to make.
00:58:22
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:58:23
Fuck Off
um They're the same fighter, so whoever's going to win, just move on and the other one go home.
00:58:30
Matt LaRose
It's a good fight.
00:58:32
Fuck Off
Maybe.
00:58:32
Matt LaRose
They're not going to they're not going to wrestle. They'll fucking Muay Thai each other.
00:58:35
Fuck Off
Maybe Khalil, we haven't really seen him perform since his...
00:58:39
Matt LaRose
Well, he yeah, he hasn't fought since he got his face destroyed.
00:58:39
Fuck Off
just So, I mean, you don't know how he's going to react to that either.
00:58:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:44
Fuck Off
I don't know if he... I personally thought that... Like Rory McDonald, there are some fighters that just die in the ring and you just can see it.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:53
Fuck Off
I think that that happened that night, but let's see how he... I thought that happened to Max Holloway too, like three times.
00:58:59
Matt LaRose
Several times. Yeah. Fuck. Yeah. um Yeah. And I hate Jamal Hill. So I like, and I like Khalil round tree. I like his boy tie. So I'm picking Khalil, but ah yeah, who knows what's going to happen when he gets across right down the fucking middle. You know, he just had to get his whole face rebuilt. What happens when you get your face rebuilt and then you get punched in it,
00:59:23
Matt LaRose
you know,
00:59:24
Fuck Off
Oh, I do. I'm
00:59:28
Matt LaRose
The only other thing that I have is the is the dragon hit me with a conundrum the other day, and I loved it so much, I thought to myself, I have to ask my friend Rich this question.
00:59:41
Fuck Off
i'm ready
00:59:42
Matt LaRose
All right. You have to fuck one of these people. Would you rather fuck Megan Fox with a dick or Vin Diesel with a pussy?
00:59:53
Fuck Off
Oh, for sure, Megan Fox with a dick.
00:59:55
Matt LaRose
That's what I said.
00:59:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, what they're all the same from behind. i don't care.
00:59:58
Matt LaRose
i said that I said I'm not going to suck her, dick, but I'll fuck her.
01:00:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, Katoyi?
01:00:02
Matt LaRose
Katoi, yeah, man. All right. Glad we're on the same page. I didn't see any Katois when I was in P-Town over the weekend, but I did see some drag queens.
01:00:12
Fuck Off
Sure you did, Chuck.
01:00:13
Matt LaRose
I drove by in my Camaro with the T-Tops off, and the drag queen goes, Hi, Batman. And I said, Hi. was awesome. P-Town's a good fucking time. I don't know if you've ever been down there before.
01:00:29
Matt LaRose
We went to, there's a store where downstairs you can buy like all your hippie gear and all your beach gear. And then you go the back and you can buy like big Bowie knives and shit. And then you go upstairs.
01:00:41
Matt LaRose
And then the upstairs is all shit to smoke weed. And then an entire area of just anything that you want to do.
01:00:49
Fuck Off
Butt plugs.
01:00:50
Matt LaRose
Dude, they had this thing. They had this thing. It was like. like probably started at like two or three inch diameter and went straight back probably two or three inches. But then from that point, just slowly opened up into a giant cone that was probably like,
01:01:11
Matt LaRose
I'm not exaggerating at least five inch diameter, if not six inch diameter. It was fucking huge. And then, and it was black. And then off the end of the, off the end of it, it had a handle on it, which was also black.
01:01:20
Fuck Off
Obviously.
01:01:25
Matt LaRose
And it was called the, it was, it was called the Ramrod.
01:01:25
Fuck Off
Is it attached to a fucking quick start? Okay.
01:01:32
Matt LaRose
he picked it up. I go, Holy shit, Todd, look at this thing. And he goes, what the fuck do you do with that? And I said, you're going to find out one of us is going to have a really good time. And the other one's not.
01:01:43
Matt LaRose
It was awesome.
01:01:44
Fuck Off
Those places are weird. I had ex-girlfriend out in Cali who was an ER nurse in San Francisco.
01:01:51
Matt LaRose
I heard ER nurses are into fucking weird shit because all the crazy shit that they see.
01:01:51
Fuck Off
And they're the fucking, oh my, especially the travelers. I hit a fucking, it was like a school of fish. I was out fucking trolling and I just hit the fucking school at the right time.
01:02:05
Fuck Off
Just, don't know, probably five or six of these ER nurses, travelers from all over.
01:02:09
Matt LaRose
ah
01:02:11
Fuck Off
And they are so fucking damaged.
01:02:13
Matt LaRose
fucking gypsies man
01:02:14
Fuck Off
So so this this one guy that had come in from San Francisco and he had a lava lamp up his ass and it broke inside him.
01:02:22
Matt LaRose
oh my god no i i actually had one for a long time that stopped working i just threw it away i was gonna shove it up my ass but it didn't work
01:02:24
Fuck Off
Have you ever seen a lava lamp? They're not small.
01:02:30
Fuck Off
Yeah. You should shoved it up your ass.
01:02:35
Matt LaRose
That's like, that's like, that's what I'm saying. That's what the Ramrod was, dude.
01:02:38
Fuck Off
It's fucking huge.
Music Insights: Judas Priest and the 80s
01:02:39
Matt LaRose
It's fucking huge, dude. The Ramrod was fucking huge.
01:02:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:42
Matt LaRose
It had a, it had a two handed handle on the back of it.
01:02:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:45
Matt LaRose
So you could fucking really, yeah, man, you go, if you, you gotta to fucking get it up there, man.
01:02:47
Fuck Off
one One for each hand. i mean, they got two of them.
01:02:53
Matt LaRose
It was a, it was a slow taper. So the harder you push and the more lube you get, I think as long as you're willing to, Get your O-ring going. Oh, you know what I wanted to talk to you about?
01:03:04
Matt LaRose
Speaking of O-rings, I was listening to ah the greatest of all time, Joey Diaz, the other day, and he was talking about how much he loves Judas Priest because ah Rob Halford wrote all these crazy songs like Turbo Lover and shit.
01:03:15
Fuck Off
And Alfred.
01:03:18
Fuck Off
about being gay.
01:03:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and everybody thought they were about fucking chicks. And he's like, dog, the best part about Rob Halford is people think that these songs are all about fucking chicks. And he's hoodwinking people because it's all about him fucking dudes.
01:03:31
Matt LaRose
And he was talking about if you want to read a fucked up book, you should read his autobiography or his biography.
01:03:37
Fuck Off
No, thanks.
01:03:39
Matt LaRose
And i number one, I was like, this is right up Rich's alley. But then he was talking about how I think he was in Chicago, And he fucking met some dude and started fucking this dude and blew the guy's asshole out. And the guy had to go to the yeah ER r because it like broke his O-ring.
01:03:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:03:55
Matt LaRose
And I was like, number one, that's crazy.
01:03:57
Fuck Off
Number one, if you're going to do it, do it right.
01:04:00
Matt LaRose
i said, number two, if there's one person that I want to know about, have you ever blown out an asshole or broke someone's O-ring? It's you.
01:04:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:08
Matt LaRose
So number one, read Rob Halford's biography. Number two, what's your fucking history with blown out slash broken O-rings?
01:04:16
Fuck Off
more More than a handful. I'll say that.
01:04:20
Matt LaRose
Literally right when he starts talking about I was like, I gotta ask Rich this question.
01:04:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's, uh, I've seen that prolapse thing happen. The first time I started getting the dry heaves, like to myself, like almost gagging a little, cause I like to mix it up.
01:04:35
Matt LaRose
I didn't know you could really blow your asshole out like that. I thought that was like a joke.
01:04:39
Fuck Off
No, it's not a joke.
01:04:40
Matt LaRose
How do you put your asshole back in when it falls out?
01:04:40
Fuck Off
So,
01:04:43
Fuck Off
um, I was trying to stuff it back in this bitch.
01:04:47
Matt LaRose
That's bad.
01:04:48
Fuck Off
Yeah. For her. But, you know, sometimes it depends what happens. I mean, I've, time ta you know, fists, obviously, that's a no-brainer.
01:04:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They had a big rubber fist that I was doing this with.
01:04:59
Fuck Off
Louisville Slugger, Yield 34, Louisville Slugger with the barrel.
01:05:01
Matt LaRose
I was shaking it in the fist.
01:05:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh yeah. Batter up.
01:05:06
Fuck Off
One of those. Taurus 357, wiffle ball bat.
01:05:11
Matt LaRose
So wait, let's not get too off track. Cause then I just made me think of it.
01:05:13
Fuck Off
Turkey baster.
01:05:15
Matt LaRose
I was seeing as how we're talking about these kinds of things. We're good. Let's go back to the lava lamp. So there was a dude that have a lot has a lava lamp up his ass and then it breaks
01:05:24
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:05:25
Matt LaRose
Number one, like a lava lamp has like really thick glass.
01:05:29
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:05:30
Matt LaRose
And number two.
01:05:31
Fuck Off
Well, what do you think? He was just fucking sitting on it or this fucking gay lover probably had a sledgehammer behind knocking it through like he was driving on the ninth hole.
01:05:42
Matt LaRose
Isn't that a Peter Gabriel song? Sledgehammer.
01:05:45
Fuck Off
Sure is. Yeah.
01:05:48
Matt LaRose
ah I want to be your sledgehammer, I think is the lyric in it.
01:05:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think he's also gay.
01:05:56
Matt LaRose
Is he really? Sledgehammer.
01:06:01
Fuck Off
you remember that show?
01:06:03
Matt LaRose
What show?
01:06:03
Fuck Off
That was a show back in the 80s, Sledgehammer.
01:06:06
Matt LaRose
No, I don't remember that.
01:06:08
Fuck Off
It was fucking great.
01:06:12
Matt LaRose
Sledgehammer.
01:06:13
Fuck Off
That was a good one.
01:06:15
Matt LaRose
I'm
Neighborly Challenges and Philosophical Reflections
01:06:16
Matt LaRose
checking my notes. I mean, we can keep going, but that's all I got in my notes, pal.
01:06:25
Matt LaRose
How's your neighbors? have you are you Are you cool with your neighbors now? You guys are friendly? You're all better?
01:06:31
Fuck Off
No, no. It's the the whole thing. My roommate is starting fights with everybody. It just doesn't matter if you're around. It's aggressive passive.
01:06:44
Fuck Off
It's not even passive.
01:06:44
Matt LaRose
it's ah
01:06:45
Fuck Off
It's just aggressive aggressive.
01:06:47
Matt LaRose
It's unlike her. She's usually not like that.
01:06:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know. She really doesn't like me, clearly.
01:06:51
Matt LaRose
She must be at her wit's end with your bullshit.
01:06:54
Fuck Off
Quit.
01:07:04
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:07:06
Matt LaRose
Quit.
01:07:08
Fuck Off
yeah yeah It's a lot of stuff like that mostly.
01:07:08
Matt LaRose
Quit and hit the bricks.
01:07:12
Matt LaRose
sir
01:07:15
Matt LaRose
Did you put your fence up yet?
01:07:18
Fuck Off
No, because I have to wait for the fucking surveyors to come out and I'm behind until August. so I get all my fence quotes.
01:07:27
Matt LaRose
Excellent.
01:07:28
Fuck Off
This is a fucking disaster, dude. It's just, it's never ending.
01:07:32
Matt LaRose
Of course. It's like life, it never ends. That's the first noble truth of the four noble truths of Buddhism, the first noble truth existence is suffering.
01:07:45
Fuck Off
Ain't no doubt about that. All right, well, I'm going to go suffer right now. going to shit my brains out while my dog watches me so I can show him how to do it. Then hopefully he'll go do it.
01:07:57
Fuck Off
And then I don't have to be in the ER again at the vets for fucking a third night. Then
01:08:04
Matt LaRose
Works for me. Infinite best.
01:08:05
Fuck Off
going to watch some Dale Earnhardt.
01:08:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, fucking right. Infinite best pod at gmail.com. Subscribe to us on your podcast service of choice. If you subscribe when we have a time, like we get fucked by Google or Richie can't make it or whatever bullshit.
01:08:21
Matt LaRose
If you just subscribe, whenever we pop an episode up, boom, your shit will auto download it. And then you can savor Richie inside both of your ear holes.
01:08:31
Fuck Off
Let me come inside of your ear
01:08:35
Matt LaRose
Peace out. Oh, oh, good thing I didn't hit stop.
01:08:42
Matt LaRose
It's like elevator music.
01:08:52
Fuck Off
my makeup. I say a little bit for you. Hold me my hand now. I'm wondering what gets to wear now.
01:09:04
Fuck Off
I'll say a little better you. Forever, forever, you're in my heartache. Sound like that?
01:09:12
Matt LaRose
you
01:09:12
Fuck Off
Rotate!