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Infinite Abyss Episode 64: Richie is Walkin into Spiderwebs
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Richie and Matty are back this week talking UFC 320, stunningly Peacemaker is Richie's new favorite show, there's a lot to love about Maine, Matty's got solid reasoning for never wanting to live in the south, and so much more!!
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Admiration for Tragic Kingdom Album
00:00:24
Matt LaRose
Oh shit.
00:00:47
Matt LaRose
The Aqua lab is going to love that one. Big. No doubt guy. Big tragic kingdom guy.
00:00:52
Fuck Off
Tragic Kingdom, great, great album.
00:00:55
Matt LaRose
Might be.
00:00:55
Fuck Off
That was the debut. And frankly, I have spanked this bank quite a few times when that rolled out.
Punk Rock Blonde Stereotype
00:01:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's right up your alley. No tits, no tits at all, but a blonde.
00:01:10
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:01:11
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:01:11
Fuck Off
I know it's interesting, but every once in a while when she'll do like the black wig thing, it makes her daughter, you know?
00:01:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, you're yeah.
00:01:18
Fuck Off
So she's not like, like she's a blonde, but she's not a real blonde.
00:01:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:01:21
Fuck Off
She's more, that's what she is.
00:01:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's a punk rock blonde, which means she's yeah.
00:01:24
Fuck Off
She's a punk. And I like punk rock.
00:01:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who doesn't?
00:01:29
Fuck Off
Well, anyway, how about that?
00:01:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:01:30
Fuck Off
Huh?
Gwen Stefani vs. Courtney Love Feud
00:01:31
Fuck Off
God.
00:01:31
Matt LaRose
I was.
00:01:31
Fuck Off
Remember when she fucking got on the scene? She did like a late night fucking.
00:01:37
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:01:37
Fuck Off
Is it Letterman or something or Saturday Night Live? It was one of them. And like what place went crazy.
00:01:44
Matt LaRose
Well, that whole song. ah She wrote a whole song about fucking Courtney Love. Like his Courtney Love put her on blast one time. So that super huge hit song that she has.
00:01:57
Matt LaRose
I ain't no holla back, girl. I ain't no holla back.
00:02:01
Fuck Off
Oh,
00:02:01
Matt LaRose
That's a big, big middle finger. It's a Courtney Love.
00:02:05
Fuck Off
I didn't know that.
00:02:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah. I just recently found that out.
00:02:09
Fuck Off
What's that all about?
00:02:10
Matt LaRose
Well, she had fucking, Courtney Love had talked shit about Gwen Stefani in an interview. I don't remember the exact premises of it, but
00:02:18
Fuck Off
Oh, probably Courtney loves saying she's fake punk. I'm real punk bitch.
00:02:23
Matt LaRose
yeah, derpa, derpa, derpa.
00:02:25
Fuck Off
I'm white trash. Yo.
00:02:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And she was like, I'm Southern California white trash, yo.
00:02:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, then then they just started comparing notes.
Wildlife Encounters and Spider Webs
00:02:36
Fuck Off
I get it. I get it.
00:02:38
Matt LaRose
You know, I can get you the full download, but I don't know if you if you need a I think you know what happens when these bitches start getting catty with each other.
00:02:38
Fuck Off
Hope. No, think I'm done. think I'm up. I think I'm up with the download.
00:02:48
Matt LaRose
That's what happens.
00:02:48
Fuck Off
It just be bitches be catty.
00:02:50
Matt LaRose
Bitches, bitches be fucking catty, dog.
00:02:53
Fuck Off
Well, I didn't even think of it for that manner. I thought of it because I went and I wrapped up the try-to and I covered it covered it up. was I cleaned it. There was a big storm coming and there are spider webs all over the place.
00:03:04
Matt LaRose
oh oh
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Fuck Off
And spider webs are like fishing line. It's not a normal spider web. These fuckers are like nylon.
00:03:15
Matt LaRose
you would say that they're shooting thick webs doubt thick they're shooting thick ropes
00:03:19
Fuck Off
These motherfuckers, this must be like a frat house for them because they're... There are thick ropes everywhere. Like a jungle gym.
00:03:28
Matt LaRose
Are you getting, were you getting hit in the face by thick ropes?
00:03:31
Fuck Off
Fucking pissed. One of them literally almost tripped me. Like that heavy.
00:03:37
Matt LaRose
That's a, that's a major factor in me never wanting to go like move down self.
Southern Wildlife and Environment
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Fuck Off
It's a whole thing because the spiders lead to...
00:03:43
Matt LaRose
Like,
00:03:46
Fuck Off
there black widows here too, by the way.
00:03:48
Matt LaRose
yes, I'm not doing that shit. I, you know, we barely have rattlesnakes and I'm good with that.
00:03:50
Fuck Off
I had a black widow.
00:03:52
Matt LaRose
Like we got some wolf spiders.
00:03:53
Fuck Off
So, we have... We've got a water moccasin that's six feet here.
00:03:57
Matt LaRose
No. Yeah, see, i'm I'm a big snake guy, but I would have to kill that motherfucker.
00:04:02
Fuck Off
So the spiders lead to what I hate. There are these mud wasps and despite the mud wasps eat the spider webs to make their wasps to mix it with the fucking clay because it's clay down here.
00:04:16
Fuck Off
It's fucking wild.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:04:18
Fuck Off
And then these motherfuckers build these little like play below fucking huts. You know, that are all, I don't know whatever color a Pueblo hut is, but you know, that clay color.
00:04:30
Fuck Off
so where It's a red clay or an orange.
00:04:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Like a British brownish clay.
00:04:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's rust or a burnt orange. So that's what they are. And they're all over the place and they fucking sting. So fuck those motherfuckers.
00:04:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. See, I'm not doing that. I'm not, I'm not doing that shit.
00:04:45
Fuck Off
But there's just a hierarchy. Like we have eagles here, dude. There are eagles here um on the on the lake, like nested.
00:04:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:04:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
So they're around. We have hawks. We've got turkey vultures. Like the level of shit and wildlife that is here is fucking insane. Not to mention the, you know, 40 different deer that are popping all around eating everyone's garbage.
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Fuck Off
And then the coyotes eating them. But they have those crazy. We talked about it last week. They have those South Carolina wild dogs.
00:05:18
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, yeah Sorry a dingo ate your baby
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Fuck Off
And have like the spot, the leopard spots on them. They're, they're, hounds.
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Fuck Off
Yeah. And they, they going out and eating those fuckers too. So there's all kinds of wackiness, but these motherfuckers haven't seen every time I show them pictures of what coyotes look like up North.
00:05:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's pretty rad
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Fuck Off
They're like, that's a fucking wolf.
00:05:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because they're so much, quote, bigger.
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Fuck Off
They're gigantic.
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Matt LaRose
um the The wild dogs that you have, the the South Carolina dingo, I think is the name of it.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:05:53
Matt LaRose
um are they like Do people ever domesticate them, or are they only wild dogs?
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Fuck Off
and No, no, I don't think you can domesticate them.
00:06:02
Matt LaRose
like It would be like domesticating like a wolf or something like that, like or like a coyote.
00:06:06
Fuck Off
but Yeah, yeah, you can't do it. Those fuckers invite you.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:08
Fuck Off
I mean, they're, they're just not meant to.
00:06:09
Matt LaRose
Okay. Yeah.
00:06:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know why.
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Matt LaRose
they Do they kill him or anything like that?
00:06:15
Fuck Off
need it Yeah, I don't know why they haven't.
00:06:16
Matt LaRose
Do they?
00:06:19
Fuck Off
I think I have to look at the hunting my
Moose Hunting Adventures
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Fuck Off
hunting book. I haven't started hunting here yet. Just fishing. Because I'm still hunting up in Maine.
00:06:27
Matt LaRose
yeah
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Fuck Off
I'm actually coming back to do that. So um
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Fuck Off
I haven't really gotten into all of the laws here, of what I can and can't take and what bad counts are, but I will. Down here, I can tell you this. Shockingly, the racks are fucking way bigger.
00:06:48
Fuck Off
they're not
00:06:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:49
Fuck Off
They're not as thick, but they're just bigger.
00:06:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:53
Matt LaRose
Is it still, is it like when you're in Maine, you're hunting whitetail deer.
00:06:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:06:58
Matt LaRose
So are you hunting whitetail deer down there? are you hunting a different kind of deer?
00:07:01
Fuck Off
No, it's white tail deer.
00:07:03
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:07:03
Fuck Off
They're just small.
00:07:05
Matt LaRose
Really smaller than up here.
00:07:07
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:09
Matt LaRose
Interesting. I guess they wouldn't have to get bulky for like the winter and shit like that.
00:07:11
Fuck Off
A big deer, a big deer down here is like 160 pounds.
00:07:16
Matt LaRose
oh wow. Okay.
00:07:18
Fuck Off
A big one up up there. That's like a borderline medium to large. So, you know,
00:07:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:27
Fuck Off
that's That's big. like
00:07:28
Matt LaRose
Their biggest deer there is a medium-sized deer here.
00:07:33
Fuck Off
as far as bulk goes.
00:07:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:37
Fuck Off
you know but But they have some deer that get up to, he said, 180, 190, 200.
00:07:43
Fuck Off
And and that's you know that's what I usually pull up at Maine. My average deer up at Maine is right around 200.
00:07:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:48
Fuck Off
So...
00:07:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:50
Fuck Off
so And then you have the doe are about 115 to 130 depending on the size of doe.
00:07:56
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:07:58
Fuck Off
But I've had doe before that are like 150 fucking pounds and it was just fantastic.
00:08:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Just a big bitch.
00:08:04
Fuck Off
And I have a doe license this year too.
00:08:07
Matt LaRose
I just saw that they were raffling off, uh, leftover dough tags.
00:08:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, they have a bunch up in Maine.
00:08:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:14
Fuck Off
So, but I already got one. So, out which means I'll get two deer this year.
00:08:18
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:08:20
Fuck Off
because I have a, um, antelist deer and a regular.
00:08:24
Matt LaRose
The guy work with was just showing me pictures. He was up in, uh, up in way up in New Hampshire. He shot a black bear with a bow and arrow.
00:08:33
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:08:34
Matt LaRose
And, uh, he had gone up somewhere. He was showing me last year. He was way the fuck up somewhere in Canada and shot a black bear up there with a bow and arrow too. And that one was cool. He was showing me pictures because he shot it with a bow and arrow.
00:08:47
Matt LaRose
And it ripped the bear's guts open. And when the bear was like crawling away, his intestines got stuck on like a tree that had fallen. tree that had fallen And like when he, while he was crawling, it just was peeling his intestines out of his midsection the entire time. So when my buddy was like, it started, it was like dusk nightfall.
00:09:09
Matt LaRose
And when he fucking found the intestine, he just kept his light on the intestine and kept walking until he found the fucking thing, like several hundred feet away, just following his pulled out intestine line.
00:09:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's really funny because that happened to me on a moose.
00:09:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:29
Fuck Off
We were up there. We shot it, we lost it and it was clotting. It ended up clotting and like got caught up on something on its way to the swamp.
00:09:35
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:09:39
Fuck Off
And this other dude we ran into fucking randomly in the woods in Northern Maine and you're out, you're already like, what the fuck?
00:09:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:47
Fuck Off
These are off the logging roads. A lot of them were
00:09:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:50
Fuck Off
where the swamps were for the moose. So this guy, it was like nothing I've ever seen. He was like, he had to be part fucking Indian, part fucking alien, part, like we showed him where I shot the fuck the fucker and how it got caught.
00:10:07
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:10:14
Fuck Off
And we saw the clot, like we saw a long strand of clot
00:10:18
Matt LaRose
look
00:10:19
Fuck Off
And, but that was after we couldn't find that actually.
00:10:26
Matt LaRose
right
00:10:27
Fuck Off
So when we went to where I thought we shot it, it was right where I thought it was. It showed where his knees went down, but there was no blood anywhere.
00:10:38
Matt LaRose
Interesting
00:10:39
Fuck Off
So he starts fucking doing some fucking voodoo. um don't know. I'm just sitting here watching this fucking dude with my hand on my pistol. Cause I'm like, what is this guy up to?
00:10:49
Matt LaRose
Who is this shaman?
00:10:50
Fuck Off
He's like, oh, come with me in the woods. I'm like, okay, dude, no problem. You go first.
00:10:56
Fuck Off
So, and then we come, Matty, I'm not kidding you.
00:10:56
Matt LaRose
And keep your hands where I can see them
00:11:01
Fuck Off
It had to be,
00:11:05
Fuck Off
i would say 50 yards away, probably 50 yards away, but like on a weird, you know, like 30 degree angle from where I had shot he
00:11:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. 30 degree, like, uphill?
00:11:19
Fuck Off
No, it was going downhill.
00:11:20
Matt LaRose
Downhill?
00:11:21
Fuck Off
But, well, actually was an up and a down. And um just like a quick little valley skip. But then he was going deep into the swamp.
00:11:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:30
Fuck Off
This dude goes, look, here. And i' far we we go over. I'm with my my buddy's dad and we're out there. And like, look at what? Go see this right there?
00:11:42
Fuck Off
Nah, man, I don't. It's like, look, that's a little drop of blood. And I'm looking, I'm like, yeah, how the fuck did you find that? I'm like, how do you know this is the moose? He goes, oh, it's the moose because of the way it did this and this and here.
00:11:57
Fuck Off
So we go another, like, um i'd say within another 30 yards, we see it you know splattered in a few places. And then and then at about 100 yards out and down, that's when we found the intestine and like went all the way down across into the swamp.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
oh Holy shit.
00:12:17
Fuck Off
probably about two miles, it was brutal. Yeah.
00:12:23
Matt LaRose
When you, so when you go up, like you said, you take the logging roads. Cause I know I've been way up in Maine. I know these roads you're talking about. Like if you follow this fucking moose with his gut shot out for two miles, like,
00:12:38
Matt LaRose
You dragging that fucking thing out of there? Like you using a side-by-side or you guys just fucking pull in there.
00:12:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, so we had a trailer but that didn't work out because it went so far.
00:12:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:50
Fuck Off
So we had, um, these dudes, that's what I'm saying. These guys were just like aliens. They showed up to like, Hey man, yeah, we haven't seen anything. How'd you, good this moose is fucking awesome. How are we getting out of here?
00:13:01
Fuck Off
They fucking pull out chainsaws. They took off the shoulders, took off.
00:13:05
Matt LaRose
ah Holy shit.
00:13:06
Fuck Off
Yeah. It took off everything.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
Just disembodied that fucking thing right there.
00:13:10
Fuck Off
It's the only way to do it. They put it on like these, um, tarp sleds that they have on their ATVs with kind of a thing and then they just fucking they go they bring it up to the trailer fucking unload the shit there.
00:13:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:22
Fuck Off
I mean it was guys didn't even want anything we I threw him a 20 to go get themselves a beer and I gave him a leg.
00:13:30
Matt LaRose
Have a moose leg.
00:13:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, or what the fuck am I going to do with for
00:13:33
Matt LaRose
yeah when they i remember you gave me moose meat it was fucking awesome um so if they if they like are cutting it up with a chainsaw and stuff like isn't that fucking up the meat that they're cutting with the saws and shit like introducing like if you're especially when you're going through bone that's going put bone fragments everywhere and shit like or do you just have so much meat that you're like whatever we can cut that part out and
00:13:37
Fuck Off
that's so good.
00:13:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, so no yeah so what we really do, i mean, we we essentially do the same thing with the deer, but the moose is just so much fucking bigger.
00:14:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:07
Fuck Off
It's kind of insane.
00:14:10
Fuck Off
Like when they're on, when you roll yeah, when you roll them on their back, like and their legs straight up in the air because they typically are because they're so stiff sometimes.
00:14:11
Matt LaRose
Because boots are fucking huge.
00:14:19
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:14:20
Fuck Off
is fucking taller than me. Like you could put a rim on it and shoot hoops. Like, yeah, they're they're gigantic.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah, was going say, it's going like 10 feet, right?
00:14:28
Fuck Off
So, um you know, it's easy right away to, you got gut the fuckers. That's first and foremost.
00:14:33
Matt LaRose
Right. You got to do that no matter what.
00:14:35
Fuck Off
so Yeah. So we do that.
00:14:37
Matt LaRose
What's gutting a boost like? that's You could have climbed inside that motherfucker.
00:14:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, you do.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:14:44
Fuck Off
I had a buddy, I thought I told this story once, but I had a buddy who actually had to sleep in a moose. um overnight out in grand lake stream maine right next to their indian reservations um yeah he didn't want to leave it because of the um coyotes or wolves or indians i guess so he ended up sleeping in the fucking thing all night it kept him warm he was too deep to get in to come you know to get it out so that's what happens a lot of times you you chase them down and all of a sudden it gets dark before you realize because you're tracking it for so long but
00:14:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:15:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And you're fucked.
00:15:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, this guy that we had met was a bloodhound, and he was, ah it was crazy.
00:15:26
Matt LaRose
My friend, uh, Han Solo rescued his friend, Luke Skywalker on the ice planet of Hoth.
00:15:34
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:15:34
Matt LaRose
And, uh, he used Luke's like lights lightsaber to cut the, uh, stomach of a Tauntaun open.
00:15:41
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:15:41
Matt LaRose
And he pulled all the guts out of the Tauntaun and then he actually rolled Luke Skywalker into the Tauntaun to keep him warm through the night until they could get rescued the next day.
00:15:50
Fuck Off
Nice.
00:15:50
Matt LaRose
ah by this
00:15:51
Fuck Off
Where where did you sleep?
00:15:52
Matt LaRose
by the i think he was He was building a shelter, but Luke had gotten so fucked up that he just rolled him inside the Tauntaun and he's like, sorry about the stink, buddy.
00:15:55
Fuck Off
oh
00:16:02
Matt LaRose
I got to get this shelter built.
00:16:04
Fuck Off
Yeah. I mean, this thing could be brutal, but, um, yeah. So we got the whole thing. Uh, you chopped the fucking head off because it's just colossal.
00:16:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:16
Fuck Off
And then what you do is you you really just peel off the back strap right away because you want to keep all that shit. You want the long, you want the back strap.
00:16:23
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:16:25
Fuck Off
um But the legs, like you cut the legs off at the knees first, you know, joe and then you just minimize all that stuff down.
00:16:29
Matt LaRose
Okay. I guess that makes sense. Yeah.
00:16:35
Fuck Off
And then as soon as you get the the good stuff, you know, then you just end up basically Cuban the fucking thing. You know, you you literally like,
00:16:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:45
Fuck Off
cut it right, you split it right down the middle.
00:16:48
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:16:48
Fuck Off
And then you just fucking in yeah zip, zip, zip.
00:16:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's like filleting a fish, but bigger and more shit. Cause I mean like how much, yeah.
00:16:59
Fuck Off
Moose heads are fucking huge.
00:17:01
Matt LaRose
How much do you think the moose weighed that you shot?
00:17:05
Fuck Off
So I know exactly how much it weighed because we weighed it. um Oh, my last
Deer Hunting and Driving Tales
00:17:11
Fuck Off
one? My last one.
00:17:11
Matt LaRose
Well, yeah.
00:17:12
Fuck Off
but
00:17:13
Matt LaRose
I mean, yeah, any moose that you shot.
00:17:16
Fuck Off
My last one was 794 pounds. And I.
00:17:20
Matt LaRose
before it's gutted or after you gut it and shit like that.
00:17:23
Fuck Off
After gutted it and that was purposeful. I took the smallest one out of four.
00:17:34
Fuck Off
Because I didn't want to chase the fucking thing because of what happened to me last time when we had to go fucking find it.
00:17:38
Matt LaRose
Right. Hmm.
00:17:41
Fuck Off
But that moose that we ended up getting that last time was probably about 1,100 pounds, 1,200 pounds.
00:17:47
Matt LaRose
After you've got it and shit like that, or like a recipe.
00:17:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:17:50
Matt LaRose
So that's a fucking huge moose. That's like seven deer.
00:17:58
Fuck Off
It's a lot of them. Moose are fucking huge, man.
00:18:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:01
Fuck Off
A moose's head is bigger than your fucking car. It's a head.
00:18:04
Matt LaRose
I was, uh, so one year i went up to Maine for the new England forest rally and i had gone by myself and So I went and watched the rally for the day and then I was staying overnight and I was going to go watch the rally the next day.
00:18:20
Matt LaRose
And ah so, you know, while I'm up there, like when you're watching the rally, like that's a lot of the day. And then afterwards you're just hanging out in Maine. So like one of my favorite things to do in Maine is just go fucking drive around, you know, because the roads are awesome. There's not a ton of traffic.
00:18:34
Matt LaRose
I have a rally car, so I'm out there, you know. going for an adventure whatever. And, uh, I'm coming back and I was probably like a half hour, 45 minutes outside of where I was staying, but I'm on one of these main roads. It's out in the fucking middle of nowhere.
00:18:51
Matt LaRose
And I'm coming around to Ben. Like, I don't know if I wouldn't really say I was, I was near Sunday river, but I wasn't really on a mountain, but I was on like, you know, there was some big elevation there.
00:19:03
Matt LaRose
And, uh, I was probably going like,
00:19:09
Matt LaRose
50, 55 and like a 40, you know, there's nobody on the road. I'm just fucking coming around this corner, hammering it. And I fucking clear this bend and there's our three moose walking across the middle of the road.
00:19:22
Matt LaRose
And I fucking got on my brakes so hard and stopped like just before hitting a moose and the moose stopped on the road and they just looked at me like, who the fuck is this guy?
00:19:34
Matt LaRose
And I fucking, the There was one moose in the front, one moose in the middle, one moose behind. And I was right, went right underneath the middle moose and stopped and was probably, i don't know, like 10 feet away from it when I stopped. And all I could see by the, you know, cause I'm in a Subie, so I'm in a low car with a low windshield.
00:19:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, you should have gone right under it.
00:19:55
Matt LaRose
All I could see was the bottom of his belly. If I fucking hit, hit it though, I would have just taken his legs out and the whole body would have just landed on top of me.
00:20:04
Fuck Off
My buddy...
00:20:04
Matt LaRose
Like, they're fucking... I'm in a car, and I was like, the thing was huge.
00:20:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, you'd go under that thing and fucking... My buddy and his two buddies were in a... They hit a moose. And they were in his... So let me try to guess the mate, the year.
00:20:22
Fuck Off
It was a Chevy... ah pickup truck. What is it the 1500 or the 2500 one of those remember and it had to be back in.
00:20:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
19 90.
00:20:36
Fuck Off
nineteen like ninety
00:20:40
Matt LaRose
Okay, so we're talking like an old square body Chevy.
00:20:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. So it's all square by, so they hit a moose head on just like that right out in the middle of the road. And they took the legs out. They all ducked the moose's body, just like what you the belly ripped off the top of the cap.
00:20:58
Matt LaRose
but That's crazy.
00:21:00
Fuck Off
that's how high it was. And they, they flew right under it and it essentially made it and turn it into a convertible.
00:21:06
Matt LaRose
They scalped it
00:21:07
Fuck Off
They completely scalped it, fucked up the car, fucked up the moose.
00:21:13
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
yeah And, you know, um with those guys had like bleeding and shit from metal and but one oneb broken arm, I think.
00:21:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Glass and shit.
00:21:23
Fuck Off
And but yeah, but that was that shows you how big they are.
00:21:24
Matt LaRose
Holy fuck.
00:21:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:27
Fuck Off
That's about that height.
00:21:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They like you see them in pictures and they're big in pictures, but when you see them and and they're fucking fast, when you see them running and shit like that, like,
00:21:38
Fuck Off
Man, even deer. When you see a
Infinite Abyss Podcast Introduction and Movies
00:21:40
Fuck Off
deer in person up close to the woods, that would scare the fucking piss out of you for once.
00:21:41
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:21:44
Matt LaRose
oh Oh fuck yeah dude Yeah I'm about to get in a fight with a deer Those antlers are sharp Yeah hunting season's upon us
00:21:45
Fuck Off
Especially when they snot and they fucking start for right up in their foot. Like, what the fuck is he calling a bunch of other people to fuck me up?
00:21:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, and it's happened before and i got stabbed. I did not like it.
00:22:03
Fuck Off
Ugh.
00:22:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm excited. going to have some good fucking venison to chew on, as it were.
00:22:11
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRosa. Cross from me, as always, is the inevitable fucking killing machine, Rich Savastano.
00:22:25
Fuck Off
The Killing Machine. That should be the next movie after The Smashing Machine.
00:22:29
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. I have a note in my ah notes, by the way, to tell you that that comes out this weekend.
00:22:34
Fuck Off
Is this weekend...
00:22:35
Matt LaRose
It's this weekend, October 3rd. Yeah. Are you in South Carolina?
00:22:39
Fuck Off
Yeah. See my dogs playing poker.
00:22:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's right. and You're right. When do you come back to America?
00:22:46
Fuck Off
I don't know. This week, next week.
00:22:49
Matt LaRose
Okay. So you're not going to be around to see the smashing machine this weekend.
00:22:54
Fuck Off
When's that?
00:22:55
Matt LaRose
It's October 3rd is Friday.
00:22:59
Fuck Off
That means I have to leave Wednesday.
00:22:59
Matt LaRose
it It's okay if you don't. I'm just wondering if I need to
00:23:03
Fuck Off
ah Maybe I will.
00:23:04
Matt LaRose
All right. Well, let me know. If you come back into town, I'll go see it with you this weekend.
00:23:10
Fuck Off
I can do that.
00:23:10
Matt LaRose
I think the think that Pats got an 820 game on Sunday, so that leaves a Sunday open for a little fucking, for a little smashing machine, if you know what I'm saying.
00:23:15
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:23:20
Fuck Off
Maybe a 4.30 showing.
00:23:24
Matt LaRose
Might be too late. Maybe do an early one and then I can have the afternoon to do nothing.
00:23:29
Fuck Off
Like a 2 o'clock showing.
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, or like, I mean, I don't think they'll do a 10, but if they did like a, if they did like a 11 noon or one o'clock, you know,
00:23:31
Fuck Off
Oh, like how early? Like 10? How about 11?
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Have a little brunch right through for the movie and then catch the second half of the early games.
00:23:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you know, that way you're on a nice Sunday, you're home on the couch by fucking three or four in the afternoon, you know?
00:23:50
Fuck Off
What's the date of that?
00:23:52
Matt LaRose
ah Well, the fourth is Friday, so that would be like the fifth.
00:23:58
Fuck Off
That would actually be the 6th, but...
00:24:00
Matt LaRose
No, the sixth would be Monday. The third is Friday.
00:24:08
Matt LaRose
Yep. October 3rd is Friday, so the fifth is Sunday. Yeah.
00:24:12
Fuck Off
Got it. You said it differently. Yeah,
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, you know.
00:24:16
Fuck Off
yeah all right. Fuck it. Maybe I'll just drive home.
00:24:19
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
00:24:21
Fuck Off
I'll let you know what I decided.
00:24:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, let me know either way. Smashing Machine. Go see it this weekend, people.
00:24:25
Fuck Off
I can't wait to see that fucking movie, honestly.
00:24:27
Matt LaRose
all like i have I'm doing my best. this I mean, I already know the story, so it's not like spoilers, but I don't want to know what any...
00:24:36
Fuck Off
boiler but Spoiler.
00:24:37
Matt LaRose
There's no spoilers. I don't want to know what people are saying about it because I don't want to go in with preconceived notions. But what I
Fighting Events and Drug Testing Issues
00:24:43
Matt LaRose
have heard from everybody that has seen it is that it's fucking awesome.
00:24:46
Fuck Off
Who's saying that it's not released?
00:24:48
Matt LaRose
Well, you know, people got the inside scoop. Rogan saw it. Marker, the smashing machine saw it.
00:24:54
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, they were on talking about it.
00:24:55
Matt LaRose
I was watching something else and they said they had seen it. and They said it was wicked awesome. I can't remember who it was.
00:25:01
Fuck Off
Did Mark Kerr like it?
00:25:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he says fucking ah he was like all involved.
00:25:05
Fuck Off
He was the set for a fight coordinator, right?
00:25:08
Matt LaRose
Well, he was involved through the whole thing. He said they like they sent he they wanted him to send them like jewelry and stuff so they could recreate it. like They recreated sets and everything.
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
like He was said it was really surreal because he would walk onto the set and it was like going to his old gym or going to his old house and shit like that.
00:25:25
Fuck Off
That's crazy.
00:25:27
Matt LaRose
like Yeah,
00:25:28
Fuck Off
Fucking Hollywood's crazy. 3D printers.
00:25:31
Matt LaRose
they can make anything, man.
00:25:34
Fuck Off
So did he say it was like the document? Was it true or was anything embellished?
00:25:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so they they said that it wasn't embellished, and like Brogan brought up how and he always bitches about how in that movie Foxcatcher, the dude in that movie that had a UFC fight fought Big Daddy Goodridge, and when they did the movie, they just had him fight like some random white guy, and they said that they didn't do that with this one. This one is all like totally fucking like...
00:26:01
Matt LaRose
like Correct. Period. Correct. They said even the sets that they did for when he was in pride and shit, like the pride sets were like all correct and shit like that. Like pretty wild.
00:26:12
Fuck Off
That's pretty awesome.
00:26:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:14
Fuck Off
Speaking of pride, your boy got the fuck knocked out of him.
00:26:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:20
Matt LaRose
That dude should. I mean, I knew that he was going to, I figured he was going to get knocked out in the fight itself, not get disqualified for headbutting a guy and then get sucker punched. Yeah.
00:26:34
Matt LaRose
But the result, I expected the result to be exactly what happened. So, yeah.
00:26:37
Fuck Off
Well, so it worked out.
00:26:39
Matt LaRose
It just came in ah in a fashion that I wasn't surprised. Or that I was...
00:26:43
Fuck Off
How old is Vanderlei now?
00:26:46
Matt LaRose
He's got to be 49 or something.
00:26:51
Fuck Off
He's fucking nuts to keep fighting.
00:26:53
Matt LaRose
Well, he's a fucking...
00:26:55
Fuck Off
Headbutting people
00:26:56
Matt LaRose
He's 49 years old.
00:26:59
Fuck Off
as an animal.
00:27:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:01
Fuck Off
What's going to happen?
00:27:01
Matt LaRose
He should not be doing this.
00:27:02
Fuck Off
There's going to be a big lawsuit probably now.
00:27:04
Matt LaRose
I thought he was supposed to fucking do a boxing match against Vitor Belfort or some shit like that.
00:27:10
Fuck Off
Not now.
00:27:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Vitor would hurt him.
00:27:15
Fuck Off
Who knows what Vitor is like now too.
00:27:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:19
Fuck Off
They clearly don't test.
00:27:21
Matt LaRose
No, they aren't testing any of these, uh, some certain ones of these promotions that are popping up. Aren't
U.S. Travels and Family Anecdotes
00:27:28
Matt LaRose
testing. Actually, they talked about that. Uh,
00:27:30
Fuck Off
Random.
00:27:31
Matt LaRose
They talked about the pride drug testing when Mark Kerr was, was in it. Cause you know, he was on all of the steroids,
00:27:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, they said.
00:27:40
Matt LaRose
And he said, he goes, he goes yeah, they were, because Rogan was talking about how he always says, Ensign Inouye told them on their contract, it said in all capitals, we do not drug test.
00:27:51
Matt LaRose
And Mark Kerr goes, yeah, he goes, they would literally walk up to me and hand me a cup and they would say urine and then walk away. And he goes, so I would just like hand it to somebody and they would piss on it. And he would go, here's my urine. And they go, okay, thank you.
00:28:07
Fuck Off
You're pregnant.
00:28:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Congratulations, Mr. Curry. You're pregnant.
00:28:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, man, that's, that's cool. I'm really excited to see it because I was a I mean, I've had that documentary for fucking ever.
00:28:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm going to go dig mine out. I want to watch it again because I do have it, but I haven't seen it forever, but it's an unreal documentary. And he said that, uh,
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
Emily Blunt playing his unreal crazy fucking ex-wife.
00:28:36
Fuck Off
Dominic
00:28:38
Fuck Off
Oh,
00:28:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Don, he was like, ah he was like, you are unbelievable.
00:28:45
Fuck Off
he wants a little hottie.
00:28:47
Matt LaRose
Oh, I love her. She's great.
00:28:50
Fuck Off
And she's English too.
00:28:50
Matt LaRose
I like her in.
00:28:51
Fuck Off
And Don is not.
00:28:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I like her in the live, die, repeat movie.
00:28:56
Fuck Off
Oh, they're coming out with another one I hear.
00:28:59
Matt LaRose
That's what they've been saying forever, but.
00:29:01
Fuck Off
Oh, you know, they.
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
They them, but yeah, the smashing machine. I'm fucking hyped for it.
00:29:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, me too.
00:29:10
Matt LaRose
I was up in Maine this weekend. Richie, speaking of Maine, I was in a Wells, a gun quit in York and Kennebunk port.
00:29:13
Fuck Off
Really?
00:29:19
Fuck Off
hit Know them all well.
00:29:21
Matt LaRose
My buddy, uh, my buddy KM shout out to my boy had a, his wife was doing a big 60th birthday surprise birthday bar crawl for him.
00:29:30
Fuck Off
Nice. Up there?
00:29:30
Matt LaRose
So,
00:29:31
Fuck Off
Did you go to Tappas and Teenies?
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
I went up. Yeah, I went up with so he he lives in. Huh?
00:29:36
Fuck Off
Did you go to Tappas and Teenies?
00:29:38
Matt LaRose
We didn't go there. No, he lives in Wells. So ah what he ended up doing was he his wife told him for his 60th birthday, you can do you can go to whatever bars you want to go to and all you can bring two people with you and all designated driver you.
00:29:54
Matt LaRose
So he said he wanted to bring his brother and his daughter. So then she got the list of all the bars and sent like all of his friends, like, these are the bars we're going to. This is where we're going. If you guys want to join, feel free.
00:30:08
Matt LaRose
So me and a couple of my buddies from work got a, Airbnb and went up on Friday and came home Sunday and we did some beaching. We did some bar crawling. We did some fun fall main things. Oh, it was a lovely weekend.
00:30:22
Fuck Off
You have any blueberry pancakes?
00:30:23
Matt LaRose
I didn't have blueberry pancakes. Um,
00:30:25
Fuck Off
Maine blueberry pancakes for the fall. How do you not do that?
00:30:29
Matt LaRose
It's true. I did fuck that up. I think it's because I've been ah emotionally scarred from ah child labor from me and my brother having to rake blueberries way up in Maine for our grandparents way back when we were children. you know
00:30:44
Fuck Off
nothing
00:30:45
Matt LaRose
I'm emotionally scarred from it, so I didn't get to do it this time.
00:30:48
Fuck Off
Right.
00:30:50
Matt LaRose
We used to have to rake blueberries. You ever rake blueberries before?
00:30:52
Fuck Off
oh I love your fucking blueberries.
00:30:54
Matt LaRose
Oh, they're awesome. Well, where my grandparents were from in Machias, Machias is known for their blueberries. That is the big deal.
00:31:04
Fuck Off
Machias, I beat up two kids there.
00:31:07
Matt LaRose
They have the blueberry festival every year.
00:31:12
Matt LaRose
a big deal. pie Blueberry pie eating contest. I always wanted to enter the blue blueberry pie eating contest when I was a kid, but I never did.
00:31:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, what's out that way? The Rock... Port Hotel, I think it is. Is that it?
00:31:26
Matt LaRose
ah When you started to say rock, I was immediately, my mind immediately went to Rockport. So it's possible.
00:31:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, the Somerset, the Somerset Hotel in rock and Rockland, I think it is. That place is fucking awesome.
00:31:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Main fucking rules, man. And I'm not even into like the down South part of Maine.
00:31:44
Fuck Off
So
00:31:45
Matt LaRose
I like to go either more North or more East, but I don't really care where you are in Maine, man. Main fucking rules.
00:31:51
Fuck Off
I love Cape Elizabeth. That place is fucking incredible. It's fucking ocean. It's like
00:32:00
Fuck Off
everything you would expect.
00:32:02
Matt LaRose
Where did you get married?
00:32:04
Fuck Off
York.
00:32:05
Matt LaRose
You got buried in York, right?
00:32:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, but a gun quit. We always just go to a gun quit.
00:32:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:09
Fuck Off
That's where we always stay.
00:32:10
Matt LaRose
York is where I brought my mom earlier this year.
00:32:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, we got engaged at the noble lighthouse and then we got married at the
00:32:17
Matt LaRose
Right. I went there this weekend too. I go there as often as I can.
00:32:23
Fuck Off
You see a bunch of Indians taking pictures of each other for photo shoots.
00:32:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and there actually weren't a bunch of Indians there this weekend, but it was offseason, so it's not surprising.
00:32:33
Fuck Off
It's getting a little chilly for them.
00:32:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So I had a good fucking time, man. I love Maine. It's the way life should be.
00:32:44
Fuck Off
Just relaxes you.
00:32:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, so I'm going up. My buddy and I are going to hunt on his dad who just died. We're hunt on his land and get him.
00:32:55
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:32:57
Fuck Off
He wanted us to get him a few more deer for before the hunting season ended.
00:32:59
Matt LaRose
Fucking right.
00:33:02
Fuck Off
So we're going to go up and I'm literally going to put camouflage paint on my face and turn my fucking hat around backwards and shoot anything that moves.
00:33:08
Matt LaRose
and You're going full Rambo.
00:33:16
Fuck Off
If it's brown, it's down.
00:33:17
Matt LaRose
Fucking right. If it's brown, it's down. That's what my dad used to always tell us when we would go hunting. If it's brown, it's down.
00:33:24
Fuck Off
So my buddy Gino goes, I got the hoist ready in the garage just in case.
00:33:24
Matt LaRose
We'll worry about the semantics later.
00:33:30
Fuck Off
So no problem.
00:33:31
Matt LaRose
fucking right you'll have to go kill some shit should just keep doing it i say that having not been up to maine and like way up in maine since like before my grandparents died i tell my uncle danny uncle danny i'm gonna go up every year and i never fucking go
00:33:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a little bittersweet, but maybe this will be my last trip. Maybe it won't. I don't know.
00:33:58
Matt LaRose
In fact, if I just told them that I was in Maine for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and I didn't hit them up, I'm going to be in some deep trouble.
00:34:06
Fuck Off
Thank God he doesn't listen to the show.
00:34:08
Matt LaRose
That's right.
00:34:14
Fuck Off
um Speaking of your relatives, the Aqualad, does he still have guests?
00:34:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's still I think they might be today. They're out on a boat. I know that he said there's no fish in that lake. I said, nope, just a bunch of suckers on a boat. Got him. And I think there I think they definitely have another couple weeks for sure. Maybe three more weeks. I think it's only been a week or so, but I think that they were going to potentially do like a a road trip to like Yellowstone or something. They were going to head out west.
00:34:44
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:34:46
Matt LaRose
maybe Maybe it's not Yellowstone, but I knew that they were going to drive across the Dakotas.
00:34:52
Fuck Off
Why?
00:34:53
Matt LaRose
Head out west, buy some desert land.
00:34:56
Fuck Off
Interesting.
00:34:57
Matt LaRose
They were going to go to Wyoming.
00:35:03
Fuck Off
That's Yellowstone.
00:35:05
Matt LaRose
Yellowstone. And then they were goingnna yeah they were going to drive to Yellowstone, and I told them that they should go to the Badlands, and he said, well, if we go to Yellowstone, we're going to go through the Badlands.
00:35:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, South Dakota.
00:35:16
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:35:19
Fuck Off
Wow. That's amazing that they want to do that. It's so funny, these little people.
00:35:24
Matt LaRose
Well, the last time that they were here, cause they've only ever been to America one at a time was when my brother lived in Jacksonville and they were like, we want to go to like the grand Canyon, Mount Rushmore, Niagara falls in new England.
00:35:41
Matt LaRose
And my brother was like,
00:35:43
Fuck Off
What are they, planting bombs?
00:35:45
Matt LaRose
He was like, I don't think you understand. Cause like South Korea is like basically the size of new England, like minus, like maybe even minus like Connecticut and Rhode Island.
00:35:52
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:35:57
Matt LaRose
Like it might just be from Massachusetts to Maine. Uh, but like, so they don't understand that like America is like considerably bigger than that. So they think that like all these, like the first time I went and visited my brother in South Korea, like The first week I was there, we drove pretty much everywhere in South Korea. You could go like, he's like, so this way we're going to go this direction. This way we're going to go this direction. I'm like, you know, you can see the whole country in a couple of days. Whereas like America, like takes a lot longer than that to see the whole country, you know?
00:36:31
Fuck Off
Sure do.
00:36:32
Matt LaRose
So they were going to go check out Yellowstone. And like I said, I think maybe, maybe Mount Rushmore on the way by or something like that.
00:36:40
Fuck Off
So Mark's just going to drive across country for three weeks.
00:36:41
Matt LaRose
yeah,
00:36:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, pretty much. I mean, that's what he did last. but So they ended up last time they were here. They ended up going to the what's the. ah Is it the Blue Hills in Tennessee or the Black Hills in Tennessee? Some one of those national park and like Tennessee area.
00:37:02
Fuck Off
So there are – the Blue Ridge Mountains run through um like up from Georgia all the way up through North Carolina and I think into some Tennessee. The Black – the Blacksburg, I think, Mountain is in ah Virginia and Tennessee maybe.
00:37:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't remember exactly what it was. Oh, the great smoky mountains. That's what it was.
00:37:30
Fuck Off
that's Georgia –
00:37:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:32
Fuck Off
running up through Tennessee.
00:37:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They went to the great smoky mountains and then I think they may have also gone to Niagara falls from there. Like I think they drove.
00:37:40
Fuck Off
That's not close.
00:37:41
Matt LaRose
No, it's not. But I think that they ended up bringing them there. And when they got there, they were going to go to the Canadian side and chung me for God or passport. So they wouldn't let her go across.
00:37:52
Matt LaRose
and that And that was when Chung Mi decided that she didn't like Canada because they wouldn't let her go there.
00:37:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:37:58
Matt LaRose
And then I vehemently defended Canada until I got robbed by a tweaker.
00:38:02
Fuck Off
Of course, from there.
00:38:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so until I
00:38:04
Fuck Off
and three your four That's your favorite. Did
Frustrations Over Government Shutdown
00:38:06
Matt LaRose
got robbed by a tweaker in Sudbury.
00:38:09
Fuck Off
they get your stuff back yet?
00:38:11
Matt LaRose
I shockingly haven't heard anything from the sudbury greater Sudbury Police Department. I've heard nothing. I haven't even gotten my registration return that they took from me.
00:38:21
Fuck Off
Chug.
00:38:21
Matt LaRose
not Not that I wanted. It's got tweaker blood on it.
00:38:25
Fuck Off
Hilarious.
00:38:27
Matt LaRose
It is a pretty unbelievable story still. was kind of the highlight of my summer, if you think about it.
00:38:34
Fuck Off
It's definitely the highlight of mine.
00:38:38
Matt LaRose
i went to it I did a lot of road trips this summer. I'd fucking road trip to fucking Canada, road trip to Wisconsin, came back, did fucking Lake George. just went I went to Maine twice this year, and then im I might go run the Cancans fucking Saturday, too.
00:38:53
Fuck Off
That's a lot.
00:38:57
Matt LaRose
I'm loving it, man. I had a good summer.
00:39:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, how come?
00:39:02
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I was just going out and doing shit. I like i was going out road tripping and taking vacations and
00:39:07
Fuck Off
No restraints, just doing and being free.
00:39:09
Matt LaRose
Just fucking let my hair down and go where the wind takes me, dog.
00:39:10
Fuck Off
You're a loner. You're a loner, Dottie.
00:39:16
Fuck Off
A rebel.
00:39:17
Matt LaRose
I'm not going to let him catch me. I'm not going to let him catch the Midnight Rider.
00:39:21
Fuck Off
this
00:39:24
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:39:25
Fuck Off
I do. I know.
00:39:29
Matt LaRose
and feel like you used to be like me, but now you're just you go from South Carolina to Natick.
00:39:37
Fuck Off
And all the states in between.
00:39:39
Matt LaRose
And all this in all the glorious states in between. So yeah, the Aqua Lad's got fucking... I think he's going to be logging some miles on the 4Runner here.
00:39:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:39:48
Matt LaRose
So... Right now they're logging nautical miles on a boat.
00:39:53
Fuck Off
It's fucking great. They're doing a lot of shit. That's awesome.
00:39:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. he I knew that because... i know that like he had to work the first week they were here, which was pretty much last week. And then maybe he had to work a couple of days this week, but then he has like...
00:40:09
Matt LaRose
He has like two and a half weeks off straight after that. So that's when they were going to go do some. Go do some exploring and shit, because Chung me took the entire like the entire time her parents were off.
00:40:16
Fuck Off
Is
00:40:20
Matt LaRose
She was like not working. And my brother was like, did you did your work like OK that and she was like, I put it I just put in that I wasn't going to be there. And he was like, right. But they were OK with it. And she was like, I don't care.
00:40:36
Fuck Off
that the deli? Is that still the... um Yeah.
00:40:38
Matt LaRose
The bakery. Yeah, she works at the bakery. Well, it's at the grocery store, but it's the only bakery in town.
00:40:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah, she loves it.
00:40:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she loves working at the bakery.
00:40:47
Fuck Off
they don't She doesn't give a fuck.
00:40:49
Matt LaRose
No, she, I mean, she fucking works harder than most people that I know, and she doesn't even really have to if she didn't want to, you know.
00:40:51
Fuck Off
Shout out to Chung Mi.
00:40:59
Matt LaRose
It's what Joey Diaz called, my uncle Joey Coco Diaz calls the immigrant mentality. Yeah.
00:41:06
Fuck Off
and MEC has the immigrant mentality.
00:41:08
Matt LaRose
yeah and MEC has the born and raised in Dorchester at a time where
00:41:17
Fuck Off
Poor. Poor.
00:41:17
Matt LaRose
they things were a little bit different in Dorchester back in those days.
00:41:20
Fuck Off
The only poor white Catholic group that belong to a parish are amongst a lot of bad shit.
00:41:30
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:41:32
Matt LaRose
It was a different city back then, you could say.
00:41:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, shout out to the LGBTQ community.
00:41:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they really turned the city around for us.
00:41:41
Fuck Off
They always do.
00:41:45
Matt LaRose
Let me ask you a question that we don't have to get political on it. I just don't even I don't even understand what this means.
00:41:48
Fuck Off
Go ahead, shoot.
00:41:51
Matt LaRose
But what does it mean when they say the country may shut down? How does a country shut down?
00:42:00
Fuck Off
what happens What that means is all federal offices
00:42:09
Fuck Off
stops going to work.
00:42:10
Matt LaRose
Like the FBI?
00:42:11
Fuck Off
Everybody.
00:42:16
Matt LaRose
Nobody gets paid?
00:42:17
Fuck Off
Correct.
00:42:20
Matt LaRose
So then the country just falls into shambles.
00:42:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, unless they work out a deal, which they always do. Sometimes they do shut down and they lose a lot of money and people scramble and they negotiate both sides and get whatever it is they're trying to negotiate for. Okay.
00:42:36
Matt LaRose
Politics are fucking gay, man. I gotta to go to work every day. What the fuck? Go do your fucking job.
00:42:42
Fuck Off
It's just so stupid. They don't do their job and they don't even represent the people that voted them into office once and they can't even get them out if they wanted to.
00:42:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:51
Fuck Off
one even runs against them. It's a joke.
00:42:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:53
Fuck Off
Fucking Massachusetts, literally Republicans don't run because there's just no fucking chance of them winning anything as far as local seats.
00:43:00
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:43:03
Fuck Off
And then there are no strong representatives to come in and be governor or mayor. The mayor's a joke. She's a fucking stupid bitch.
00:43:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's a fucking asshole.
00:43:13
Fuck Off
She's a commie.
00:43:14
Matt LaRose
She really is.
00:43:15
Fuck Off
I want her to prove that she's not a communist.
00:43:19
Matt LaRose
She has yet to do that. so they'll just So if they don't reach a deal, they'll just shut this shit down.
00:43:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what happens. And then, you know, crazy thing, you know, everything gets backed up. It affects...
00:43:32
Fuck Off
It affects a lot of things because
00:43:37
Fuck Off
it's not just what's directly tied to it, it's what's indirectly tied to it. Like the financial markets and rates and things like that. Like all of those things just stop.
00:43:48
Fuck Off
So it affects businesses, it affects supply chain, it affects a lot it.
00:43:48
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:43:53
Matt LaRose
i mean, like an example, i was going to renew my passport and it's like, if they shut down, who knows when the fuck they're going to get your, like, who's going to be able to renew your passport.
00:44:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, and then they'll be backed up forever when they do come back. And, you know, it's not business as usual.
00:44:04
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:44:08
Matt LaRose
You got to get caught up on everything.
00:44:12
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:44:12
Fuck Off
They always come to some kind of thing.
00:44:12
Matt LaRose
That's cool.
00:44:14
Fuck Off
It's just, it's silly. They don't even debate. They just stick bullshit fucking laws and on top of bullshit laws to try to get their own agendas passed anyway.
00:44:28
Matt LaRose
Well, that's fucking gay.
TV Shows, Movies, and Nostalgia
00:44:32
Matt LaRose
I've been watching the Twilight Zone lately. Have you ever seen that?
00:44:36
Fuck Off
From like
00:44:36
Matt LaRose
the
00:44:37
Fuck Off
The
00:44:38
Matt LaRose
I think it's actually originally from the 50s would be like when it first started.
00:44:41
Fuck Off
but the black and white ones though.
00:44:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the black and white, old school.
00:44:44
Fuck Off
Yes. I've seen them all, I believe.
00:44:47
Matt LaRose
I love that show and it's, uh, they just put it on Amazon prime. So I haven't been watching any movies. I haven't been watching any TV shows. I've just been watching old twilight zone episodes.
00:44:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's fantastic.
00:44:57
Matt LaRose
It's so good. It's such a good show, man.
00:45:01
Fuck Off
It's a great show. You should be watching that after you watch other things.
00:45:06
Matt LaRose
I saw the, uh, what was the one that you talked about? Reacher with Chris Pratt or no, the terminal list terminal list.
00:45:10
Fuck Off
No, that was the terminal list. Did you like it? Oh,
00:45:13
Matt LaRose
I didn't watch it. I watched the twilight zone instead.
00:45:15
Fuck Off
yeah, good.
00:45:17
Matt LaRose
And i found I found a YouTube channel that 24 hours a day, seven days a week streams the most extreme elimination challenge.
00:45:28
Matt LaRose
So I've been watching that, which was a classic Spike TV show from back in the day. So I've been just enjoying watching some old fun TV shows, you know?
00:45:40
Fuck Off
um
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
You look exasperated.
00:45:44
Fuck Off
It's just sometimes it's a little much.
00:45:47
Matt LaRose
Have you ever seen the most extreme elimination challenge?
00:45:50
Fuck Off
Is it Chinese or something? Yeah,
00:45:52
Matt LaRose
Well, it's Japanese, but dirty knees. Look at these. It's
00:45:55
Fuck Off
yeah yeah, I've seen it.
00:45:58
Matt LaRose
great.
00:45:58
Fuck Off
Once. That's all I needed. It's good thing you're investing a lot of time into that though.
00:46:00
Matt LaRose
It's so good.
00:46:03
Matt LaRose
Well, no, that's just shit that I watched like at the end of the night when I want to just watch something dumb and shut my brain off.
00:46:09
Fuck Off
Like the deuce.
00:46:11
Matt LaRose
What's that?
00:46:12
Fuck Off
Exactly.
00:46:14
Matt LaRose
Is that what you've been watching?
00:46:15
Fuck Off
Now watched that already.
00:46:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, What have you been watching?
00:46:18
Fuck Off
That was with James Franco when people liked him.
00:46:21
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. People definitely don't like him anymore.
00:46:23
Fuck Off
Yeah. What have I been watching?
00:46:27
Fuck Off
Peacemaker 2.
00:46:28
Matt LaRose
oh yeah. one episode back on that. I didn't see last week's episode because I was in Maine.
00:46:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, last week's episode took a very bizarre turn.
00:46:36
Matt LaRose
As this show tends to do. I don't get what's with like this my problem with James Gunn. Like I don't care about the fucking black chicks relationship. I don't know why.
00:46:48
Matt LaRose
There's like random dicks everywhere. Cause we got ah dick orgy going on here. It's just James Gunn likes to focus on weird shit sometimes, you know,
00:47:04
Matt LaRose
did you like the dicks?
00:47:08
Fuck Off
I love dicks.
00:47:12
Fuck Off
I don't know. So I don't know. I'm not up on comics in general. Like I don't know them. I only know comics from movies or cartoons.
00:47:18
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:47:22
Matt LaRose
What I tell you.
00:47:24
Fuck Off
Yeah. Like I don't know that shit. So is a Peacemaker like a graphic novel? Is it a comic? What is it?
00:47:31
Matt LaRose
It was a comic like he's like a he's like a ah like.
00:47:33
Fuck Off
and And he's like a Deadpool, right?
00:47:38
Matt LaRose
i would say a lower level from Deadpool like he's like a Z.
00:47:42
Fuck Off
He's just a vigilante mercenary.
00:47:45
Matt LaRose
Oh,
00:47:48
Matt LaRose
No, not really a vigilante mercenary.
00:47:55
Fuck Off
So he's not on the same wavelength as the Punisher.
00:48:03
Matt LaRose
Well, all right. The story of a DC Comics character whose troubled childhood as the son of a former Nazi commandant led him to adopt a vigilante persona as a form of a twisted atonement.
00:48:18
Fuck Off
Hold on. Can you say that again? what happened?
00:48:19
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:48:20
Fuck Off
His father was a Nazi?
00:48:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. His father was a Nazi commandant and it led him to adopt the vigilante persona as a twisted atonement.
00:48:27
Fuck Off
Oh, my God. Yeah.
00:48:29
Matt LaRose
Like his, like he's, I guess he is like a vigilante, but he tries to do things in the name of good. Cause it's like, my dad did so much fucked up shit. I'm going to do like, like he doesn't have a problem killing people and shit, but he's like trying to be like, that's why he's called peacemaker. He's trying to do it. Like,
00:48:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's like it's black or it's white.
00:48:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. His father, Wolfgang Schmidt, a former Nazi commander.
00:48:57
Fuck Off
Because his father in the show is Robert Patrick, and he plays...
00:49:01
Matt LaRose
Right. And he's like, like a white supremacist in the show. So kind of the same thing, but a little bit different.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
Okay, all right. Okay, so... I got it. And this came out when? Like, when was it written and shit?
00:49:16
Matt LaRose
uh first appeared in november of 1966 which makes sense with the uh not nazi tie-in
00:49:16
Fuck Off
As opposed to Superman?
00:49:24
Fuck Off
That's fucking amazing that that's that old and I have never heard of the fucking guy.
00:49:28
Matt LaRose
yeah well i mean he's not like a big big time celebrity guy a peacemaker
00:49:36
Fuck Off
From 66 though, you would think you would hear because from the DC universe, it was Batman.
00:49:46
Fuck Off
it was Superman.
00:49:46
Matt LaRose
Yes. Superman, Wonder Woman. Yeah, well, that's my point is Peacemaker is like a Z-list celebrity. like you Like, you got to go deep to know this shit.
00:49:59
Matt LaRose
a Let me see. This Wikipedia says
00:50:07
Matt LaRose
blah, blah, blah, blah. blah blah blah blah to us Smith is depicted as a pacifist willing to do anything to be peace to the world. the capture The character would feature in a short-lived comic run and would later be revived in DC Comics.
00:50:25
Matt LaRose
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. This revival saw a change of the character, depicting
Peacemaker TV Show Analysis
00:50:29
Matt LaRose
him as a violent vigilante haunted by ghosts of his past.
00:50:35
Matt LaRose
Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, I mean, he was just like a fucking...
00:50:41
Fuck Off
So did he ever come across Superman? Because he was in the movie.
00:50:47
Matt LaRose
Right, he was in the new movie.
00:50:48
Fuck Off
Spoiler alert.
00:50:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they had him.
00:50:49
Fuck Off
Spoiler alert.
00:50:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, now they have him all like, well, this is all the new DC universe now.
00:50:56
Fuck Off
So now, yeah, but now they're just bringing him in. But I wonder if he had ever met Superman in the comics then.
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
I'm sure ah there was, I mean, all of the characters, I'll Google it now, but all characters all cross each other's paths at some point.
00:51:10
Fuck Off
So anyway, that part of it's just crazy to me that this stuff goes back 66 years. i don't even know these people.
00:51:16
Matt LaRose
I mean, yeah, that's the thing is he was the best. Back in the day, they made up so many characters and a lot of them were throwaway characters, but some of them end up like, you know, getting picked.
00:51:28
Matt LaRose
I mean, that's.
00:51:28
Fuck Off
yeah oh Classic, like Rocky Horror. What's Rocky Horror going to be? 50?
00:51:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:35
Fuck Off
As is Kiss alive. Thank you very much.
00:51:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:51:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, Rocky Horror is going to be crazy this year. It's showing all over the place.
00:51:52
Matt LaRose
As Peacemaker beating up Superman with Eagly on his little flying down on his arm there.
00:51:57
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:51:59
Matt LaRose
how do you How do you like the whole Eagly dynamic?
00:52:02
Fuck Off
I hate it.
00:52:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is what annoys me. Like, it's supposed to be like ah Like, I get that it's supposed to be funny, but, like, when I was watching it... So, like, Eagly dumb, and then, like, the other day, like, so it would be two episodes ago for you, it's like...
00:52:19
Matt LaRose
when the fucking fat guy, it tells Peacemaker that they're going to break into his fucking house. And he's like, you're going to stall him. And then he's like, doing the dumbest stalling tactic and it's like supposed to be funny because he's talking to like the black dude or the other chick and they're like just put the code in or whatever he's like oh oh yeah i was gonna put the code in but uh i forgot that uh there's a dog here they're like what there's a dog here what do you mean there's a dog here he's like yeah there's a dog here what does a dog wait what are we talking about a dog for put the code in oh yeah, I was going to put the code, but, and then they go to Peacemaker, he's like, you got to keep stalling them. And it's like, this is like terrible writing that's not funny.
00:53:04
Fuck Off
I think it's great because that's exactly how a dude like Economos would react in real life. He would not have a fucking clue how to stall nor want to.
00:53:16
Fuck Off
The guy hates people as it is.
00:53:18
Matt LaRose
Fair enough, but the other people should be smart enough, the government agency people, like, If that was Rick Flag or some shit, he'd pistol whip He'd be like, quit fucking around and put the fuck, get the shit done.
00:53:28
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean?
00:53:29
Fuck Off
yeah but no one was That's their point.
00:53:29
Matt LaRose
like
00:53:30
Fuck Off
No one's doing And that bitch who's supposed to be tough, is she a cyborg or not?
00:53:34
Matt LaRose
The blonde chick? Oh, no, the other chick. Yeah, she's a cyborg. Yeah.
00:53:38
Fuck Off
So, i mean, she should have been more direct.
00:53:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:41
Fuck Off
But I love Tim Meadows' part.
00:53:41
Matt LaRose
That's the shit.
00:53:43
Fuck Off
is so
00:53:44
Matt LaRose
oh
00:53:45
Fuck Off
Look, it's bad it's just fucking dumb.
00:53:48
Matt LaRose
It is totally dumb, which is like kind of the point.
00:53:49
Fuck Off
so When he said he's got bird blindness, come on, man.
00:53:53
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah, so he can't tell what...
00:53:55
Fuck Off
He goes, I think I was just attacked by a duck, man.
00:53:58
Matt LaRose
ah That's so dumb.
00:54:00
Fuck Off
It's fucking dumb.
00:54:00
Matt LaRose
That is funny, though. He's got a stupid fucking name for everybody.
00:54:05
Fuck Off
It's great. It's just so random, the writing, I think it's, it's so fucked up that it intertwines kind of because everybody's just doing their own thing.
00:54:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:16
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's wacky. It is a wacky fucking show. If you like a wacky show, you can watch Peacemaker.
00:54:21
Fuck Off
I like chaos. I don't know.
00:54:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I get it. I get it. I get it. I've been, I think if I was going to sit down and watch them like back to back to back, I think I would probably not like that, but like being able to just like catch a new episode when it comes out, like once a week, it's much more digestible this way, you know?
00:54:37
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's how I do it. if I don't think I could watch it bad. get bored of it, but it gives me a laugh every once in a while.
00:54:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And I like, I think John Cena is funny, so it's, he's good.
00:54:50
Fuck Off
He is, man. He's turning into a good... at he He plays off on himself well. like he's He's the goofy kind of...
00:55:00
Fuck Off
He plays a lot of good roles, and in his personality, he's got a personality that shines through.
00:55:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:05
Fuck Off
Different than The Rock, but still his own. He's he's got an enigmatic personality.
00:55:10
Matt LaRose
Ooh, an enigmatic personality.
00:55:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, much like myself.
00:55:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You guys are one of the same.
00:55:15
Fuck Off
It takes more than no one.
00:55:16
Matt LaRose
You're like peacemaker.
00:55:18
Fuck Off
i am. I make peace.
00:55:23
Fuck Off
That's interesting. So, yeah, I don't know. I hate when they turn all this shit into love story shit. That's what I'm like.
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, it's so gay. I'm with you on that.
00:55:33
Fuck Off
Anyway. So, yeah, everything takes a crazy turn in the next episode.
00:55:38
Matt LaRose
All right. I might watch that tonight when I eat dinner. Oh.
00:55:42
Fuck Off
And then, um, I'm in, I'm still in the middle of a killer paradox, which is, a Korean series, which is pretty fucking good.
00:55:55
Fuck Off
I love, I love these Korean movies. And I also watched.
00:56:02
Fuck Off
I watch again, the man from nowhere. I ended up watching again, because every time I see it and it pops up, I'm like, how do you not watch this?
00:56:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so it's like me watching The Twilight Zone.
00:56:13
Fuck Off
No, that's different because that's a bunch of shows that you could just sit down and watch. ah
00:56:18
Matt LaRose
A movie, yeah.
00:56:21
Fuck Off
Like The Wrestler.
Streaming Services and Entertainment Costs
00:56:24
Matt LaRose
That's not available on any platforms I have.
00:56:27
Fuck Off
Nothing's available anywhere anymore.
00:56:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, although I...
00:56:29
Fuck Off
They just giving you buy different fucking apps. I'm all done. i'm getting
00:56:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:33
Fuck Off
I'm going close to going completely off-grid.
00:56:36
Matt LaRose
Once the, uh, once the UFC makes the switch to Paramount plus, I am going to switch to Paramount plus.
00:56:36
Fuck Off
I'm getting it.
00:56:42
Matt LaRose
And then I'm very likely going to start chopping some fucking chopping some streaming platforms that I'm not using. But currently my ESPN Hulu and Disney plus are all in a bundle.
00:56:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, mine too.
00:56:55
Matt LaRose
And really, yeah.
00:56:55
Fuck Off
I don't ever use Hulu.
00:56:58
Matt LaRose
Well, I've been using, I've been using Hulu to watch football because I have the Hulu live TV thing.
00:57:03
Fuck Off
Oh, I don't have that shit.
00:57:05
Matt LaRose
But, uh,
00:57:06
Fuck Off
Maybe I do. I don't even know.
00:57:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. How do you watch the fucking Patriots?
00:57:11
Fuck Off
YouTube TV.
00:57:12
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. So that's you don't have Hulu plus live TV. You have YouTube. I don't have YouTube TV anymore.
00:57:18
Fuck Off
Oh, I have YouTube TV. I have Hulu. I've got Prime. So, i mean, I can get live TV off all of those.
00:57:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:57:26
Fuck Off
But I get YouTube TV because I get the NFL Red Zone shit where I can watch um ah can watch all the games and shit.
00:57:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:31
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. ah Sunday ticket, you mean.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, whatever the fuck you call it.
00:57:40
Matt LaRose
Because I have Red Zone, but I don't have Sunday Ticket.
00:57:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, Sunday Tickets.
00:57:43
Matt LaRose
The Aqua Lad's a big Sunday Ticket guy, but I don't think he got it this year because he's pissed about how expensive it is.
00:57:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's fucking... that Well, that's the thing. You don't know. I have no fucking idea how... I don't see the bills and they just renew shit.
00:57:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:55
Fuck Off
All they do is click.
00:57:55
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:57:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, I want to watch this. The fuck?
00:58:00
Matt LaRose
They got you hook, line, and sinker.
00:58:02
Fuck Off
I mean, yeah, I'm a fucking nimrod. I have no idea. i just want what I want and I'll just pay to have it, so...
00:58:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:10
Fuck Off
But yeah, too many stations, too many...
00:58:12
Matt LaRose
Brutal. Brutal. Speaking at what the?
00:58:15
Fuck Off
MEC watches Hulu for some reason. Why is that?
00:58:20
Matt LaRose
Handmaid's Tale?
00:58:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's it.
00:58:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I remember, she I know she liked that, so.
00:58:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:26
Matt LaRose
She's a white woman, of course she likes that show.
00:58:30
Matt LaRose
I watched the first episode of that, and I was like, this is not for me, but I do remember... I don't know. There was something about one chick talking about where the dude showed up and banged her and she was like, I could feel this warm cup dripping out of me. I was like, what is this show? Holy fuck.
00:58:44
Fuck Off
Well, there's a new one now with them one of my favorite actresses, Madeline Ackerman, who was in the Watchmen.
00:58:55
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:58:55
Fuck Off
She was in billions and she was in the heartbreak kid with Ben Stiller, one of my favorite comedies ever.
00:59:01
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:59:02
Fuck Off
So, and she's in a rock band. She's a singer. She's a sexy little vixen.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, cool.
00:59:07
Fuck Off
Um, But anyway, she's in this new series with that girl, Brittany Snow from the Redhead from Pitch Perfect.
00:59:18
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:59:20
Fuck Off
Who I liked quite a bit. i like the Redheads.
00:59:22
Matt LaRose
You're a big pitch perfect guy.
00:59:24
Fuck Off
Oh, huge. Love Pitch Perfect. I was actually watching a bunch of the, I swear to God, I'll show you right now on my YouTube search. I just have a bunch of Pitch Perfect riff-offs I've been watching for the past four days.
00:59:37
Fuck Off
I love them. Probably.
00:59:37
Matt LaRose
And you give me shit for watching the Twilight Zone.
00:59:40
Fuck Off
This is just on my fucking phone. I would look for a quick YouTube to pick me up. I like... Anyway. Fucking pitch perfect rules, dude. you.
00:59:56
Fuck Off
anyway fucking pitch perfect rules dude
00:59:59
Matt LaRose
You were just pitch perfect.
01:00:00
Fuck Off
thank you So anyway, she's in it and it's called The Hunting Wives or something. And there's just, yeah, they're like swingers.
01:00:07
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
01:00:09
Fuck Off
And Brittany Snow plays like a college chick from Boston who moves to Texas. And she meets this socialite, Malin Ackerman chick, who's married to maybe Dermot Mulrooney.
01:00:23
Fuck Off
And he wants to bang her. And she's like, yeah, that's cool. We both want to bang you. Let's do it kind of a thing.
01:00:29
Matt LaRose
Cool.
01:00:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm into that.
01:00:31
Matt LaRose
That sounds fun.
01:00:32
Fuck Off
I haven't seen it yet. Let me see how she says fucking bananas.
01:00:36
Matt LaRose
Which means it's right up your alley. Yeah.
01:00:39
Fuck Off
I think she may have stopped watching it. Yeah, so that means I should probably check it out.
01:00:43
Matt LaRose
You're
01:00:45
Fuck Off
But I do have...
01:00:50
Fuck Off
I've got about 12 movies lined up that I'm going to start finishing.
01:00:55
Matt LaRose
going to start knocking your list off.
01:00:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, mostly older ones or...
01:01:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, I haven't really gotten to any. There are a couple of new ones I want to see. I want to see Nobody 2. I think we talked about that.
01:01:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:09
Fuck Off
I want to see Smashing Machine, which is obviously coming out. but um Rentals. There was... um
01:01:18
Fuck Off
Oh, I saw The Amateur. Did I tell you that? That was pretty fucking good.
01:01:21
Matt LaRose
I don't think so.
01:01:22
Fuck Off
With Remy, the dude who played Freddie Mercury in
01:01:25
Matt LaRose
Bremi Malik.
01:01:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, Remy Malek. It's called The Amateur. He works for the CIA. Lawrence Fishburne's in it and the dude from The Punisher. I think we talked about this, actually. That was good. um
01:01:39
Matt LaRose
We did.
01:01:41
Fuck Off
Fuck. I honestly can't remember much anymore.
01:01:47
Matt LaRose
Did you watch the Patriots? They beat the shit out of Carolina.
01:01:50
Fuck Off
remember that. Yeah, that was great. We got little Marcus Jones Busting two fucking punt returns almost for touchdown.
01:01:57
Matt LaRose
i so I saw Drake May run it in for a TD.
01:02:02
Fuck Off
Yep.
01:02:02
Matt LaRose
think they're a fun team.
01:02:03
Fuck Off
This
01:02:03
Matt LaRose
I think we got a fun New England Patriots team.
01:02:06
Fuck Off
is exactly shaking out the way I thought it would shake.
01:02:09
Matt LaRose
They win some, they lose some, they have exciting games, they have close games, they have a blowout.
01:02:14
Fuck Off
They're terrible, they fuck up, they implode, then they do things like this where it goes, like this is, there you're gonna see this whole, it's gonna be like this all season.
01:02:22
Matt LaRose
fun.
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
It's like dating a horse, shit you know?
01:02:28
Fuck Off
Up and down
Baseball Playoffs Excitement
01:02:29
Fuck Off
or, horse chicks rule. I'll tell you that, there are a lot of them down here too. A lot of horses.
01:02:36
Matt LaRose
Well, I believe that actually. Yeah.
01:02:37
Fuck Off
There are farms all over, horse farms.
01:02:41
Matt LaRose
horse farms, horse farms rather.
01:02:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's big, big time, big time equestrian area.
01:02:47
Matt LaRose
oh
01:02:51
Matt LaRose
I can see that.
01:02:53
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:55
Matt LaRose
You got your, ah both your Clemson Tigers in my Wisconsin Badgers didn't play last weekend, but I saw that you guys got a big Bill Belichick coming up this weekend.
01:03:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's kind of cool.
01:03:11
Matt LaRose
pretty wild man how far is like unc from where you are in south carolina oh derpa derpa
01:03:13
Fuck Off
I wish I was in North Carolina because I would definitely be rooting for Bill Belichick.
01:03:22
Fuck Off
It is, i can tell you because that's exactly where I go for work in 1910. like two two Since a six hour drive,
01:03:30
Matt LaRose
oh
01:03:33
Fuck Off
five and a half.
01:03:35
Matt LaRose
oh but you probably fly that right
01:03:39
Fuck Off
I do, but It's weird. i did it once and it went from Raleigh to Atlanta to Charlotte.
01:03:51
Matt LaRose
That sounds terrible.
01:03:52
Fuck Off
It was stupid as fuck. I could have done it four times.
01:03:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I wouldn't have done that.
01:04:00
Fuck Off
I had to work.
01:04:03
Matt LaRose
Did you? We got big one last thing to talk about. Big, big fight talk.
01:04:09
Fuck Off
What is happening?
01:04:10
Matt LaRose
Did you watch the fights over the weekend first?
01:04:14
Fuck Off
Hold on. Let me think.
01:04:16
Matt LaRose
This was in Perth, Australia. My girl Loom Loom Loom lost.
01:04:19
Fuck Off
No, I did not watch.
01:04:21
Matt LaRose
You didn't watch anything?
01:04:22
Fuck Off
No, but I read about it.
01:04:24
Matt LaRose
Okay. I didn't watch mostly anything, but Dominic Hayes got knocked out in the first round.
01:04:32
Fuck Off
I heard Bigly.
01:04:33
Matt LaRose
Big Lee, yes. Jimmy Kruk got a first round submission.
01:04:38
Fuck Off
Yep.
01:04:39
Matt LaRose
Neil Magny got a third round submission.
01:04:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, I didn't think that was going to happen, but then when it happened, you're like, yeah, I could see that happening.
01:04:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:48
Matt LaRose
you That was pretty much it. I didn't watch. I think I might have watched one of these fights, but I was in Maine, so I wasn't really watching. but
01:04:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't, I was fishing all weekend and then I slept and that was it. Saturday I was in bed at like 8.30. was up at 4.30 in the morning fishing.
01:05:04
Matt LaRose
that
01:05:04
Fuck Off
Yeah. four thirty and the morning fishing
01:05:09
Matt LaRose
That's fantastic. this friday This Saturday night, very excited. UFC 320 takes place.
01:05:18
Fuck Off
It's
01:05:18
Matt LaRose
I believe this is in... Where is this?
01:05:29
Matt LaRose
UFC 320 is in Reject All. Well, I don't know where it is, but it's somewhere in America. Maybe it's...
01:05:39
Fuck Off
got to be Vegas.
01:05:40
Matt LaRose
Maybe it's Vegas? This whole card is stacked.
01:05:46
Matt LaRose
The whole fucking thing. Okay.
01:05:50
Matt LaRose
I had it up and then I accidentally lost it. Please bear with me while I continue to fuck this up.
01:05:56
Fuck Off
bearing. Yeah, I'm super excited for the Patriots this year. I'm excited about football. The referees fucking suck. Drake May is still – his percentages are high, but he's still missing easy easy tosses.
01:06:10
Fuck Off
His receivers are doing a lot of work for him, but they're getting on the same page. That's exciting. We got the fucking Red Sox going into the playoffs.
01:06:17
Matt LaRose
I saw that they're playing the Yankees in a wild card.
01:06:20
Fuck Off
Which is in fucking insane. We have three American League East teams. The Toronto Blue Jays, the New York Yankees, and the
01:06:26
Matt LaRose
Fuck Toronto. There is no way Canada can win the fucking baseball championship, the World Series this year.
01:06:33
Fuck Off
Red Sox. So yeah, the the the Yanks and the fucking Sox play again. I will have tickets. I will be at that series probably in New York, believe it or not, which is going to be brutal.
01:06:45
Matt LaRose
Wow.
01:06:46
Fuck Off
But
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01:06:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think I'd rather die.
01:06:49
Fuck Off
And it's going to be a fun little series because I think they both waxed each other. The Yanks fucking slotted them, I think, the last series or two. And then the Sox had slotted them the three before or something. So.
01:07:05
Matt LaRose
Interesting. Maybe I'll, I haven't, I don't know when the last time I watched a baseball game was, it's been a long fucking time, but if the socks are in, maybe I'll watch a stocks game.
01:07:06
Fuck Off
right Yeah, you're never going to.
01:07:14
Matt LaRose
When's no, absolutely not.
01:07:14
Fuck Off
You won't know anyone on the team, but.
01:07:18
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:07:19
Matt LaRose
Uh, what is the first game? Is that, is the first game tomorrow? I think I saw Tuesday at seven 20 or some bullshit.
01:07:25
Fuck Off
I honestly don't know what today is.
01:07:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who gives a care? Uh, UFC three 20 takes place this weekend. Stacked card.
01:07:33
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:07:34
Matt LaRose
ah First fight of the night prelim started 6 p.m. Start the the fight out the fight night off Richie with a girl fight.
01:07:43
Fuck Off
I love when they do that.
01:07:44
Matt LaRose
Veronica Hardy and Brogan Walker. don't really know who either of those two are, but starting the night off with the girls. Let me see. Veronica Hardy's 29.
01:07:53
Fuck Off
What are they? Where are they from?
01:07:57
Matt LaRose
Brogan Walker
01:08:02
Fuck Off
yeah yeah
01:08:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, this chick is married to Dan Hardy.
01:08:09
Fuck Off
Which one?
01:08:10
Matt LaRose
Veronica Hardy.
01:08:12
Fuck Off
That makes sense.
01:08:13
Matt LaRose
ah She's, yeah.
01:08:15
Fuck Off
I've seen her fight before.
01:08:17
Matt LaRose
She's a Venezuelan mixed martial artist.
01:08:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've seen her fight. She's fucking good. Yeah,
01:08:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think she's got a big donk on her too.
01:08:25
Fuck Off
she Who's she Who's she fighting?
01:08:26
Matt LaRose
She's fighting Brogan Walker.
01:08:30
Fuck Off
And Brogan is 37. She's going to get destroyed.
01:08:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go with Dan Hardy's old lady there.
01:08:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, absolutely.
01:08:39
Matt LaRose
She's probably a crazy bitch, too.
01:08:40
Fuck Off
I've seen her fight. She's good.
01:08:43
Matt LaRose
In the ah next fight of the night, Ramiz Brahamage takes on your girl, Paige Van Zandt's boy, Austin Vandeford.
01:08:52
Fuck Off
Is that her boyfriend?
01:08:53
Matt LaRose
That's her husband, Austin Vandeford.
01:08:55
Fuck Off
They still fuck each other on OnlyFans whatever?
01:08:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they do all kinds of shit. she they He's kind of living the life, man. She basically just told him, I'm going to make a whole bunch of money. You just keep fighting and doing what I tell you to do and let me be a whore on the internet. And he's all about it.
01:09:10
Fuck Off
i love when I'm right.
01:09:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you nailed that one. And I believe Austin Vandiford just rolled up. a He took a late notice fight and won. So now this is the beginning of his ah of his UFC run because he was fighting in Bellator and shit.
01:09:27
Fuck Off
All right.
01:09:27
Matt LaRose
And
01:09:27
Fuck Off
i don't I don't think he's going to win, but I'll take him.
01:09:31
Matt LaRose
he's been married to Paige Van Zandt since 2018. That's when they got married.
01:09:35
Fuck Off
I'm going to say that Paige's vaginal juices are going to push him through to this UFC debut victory.
01:09:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think that's what's going to do it too.
01:09:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:09:44
Matt LaRose
I'm with you.
01:09:45
Fuck Off
I think he's going to keep her fucking pussy juice on his cock when he stuffs it in that fucking cup.
01:09:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:09:51
Fuck Off
And he's going to go to war. That's what I would do.
01:09:53
Matt LaRose
I think he's going to put his face right into her ass right before the fight and just take all the pheromones and just not feel anything and just go out and fucking ah and then go right in afterwards and just it's going to be a mess.
01:10:05
Fuck Off
Oh my god, I love that. I would beat that sloppy ass with a kielbasa. An actual fucking...
01:10:11
Matt LaRose
How much would you like to power slap that bitch?
01:10:14
Fuck Off
I want to power slap her fucking labia.
01:10:20
Matt LaRose
ah The next fight, I actually don't know who either of these two people are. Poon Holly Soriano and Nikolai Vatanikov. Ver...
01:10:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know. I'd have to see him. Yeah.
01:10:30
Matt LaRose
Veratan... Well, this guy, this is what you need to know. This guy's name is Nikolai Veratanikov.
01:10:36
Fuck Off
I got him.
01:10:37
Matt LaRose
Yep. That's who I'm taking, uh, making his second UFC fight. Patchy mix takes on Jacob wick allows you'll remember patchy mix came over with from, uh, Bella tour with,
01:10:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, I remember Patchy, but who's this guy he's fighting? That's what I want to know.
01:10:52
Matt LaRose
I don't think he, I don't think he's even had a UFC fight.
01:10:55
Fuck Off
That's bullshit. We got a guy who hadn't had a UFC fight to come in to the UFC.
01:10:58
Matt LaRose
Oh, so he's from Poland and he's the former, former KSW bantamweight champion.
01:11:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is a setup for Apache Mix.
01:11:05
Matt LaRose
you have,
01:11:08
Matt LaRose
I think it's a setup for the other guy. I think they're saying your KSW is a pretty big Eastern European promotion. So I think that they're saying we're going to put you.
01:11:18
Fuck Off
Well, whoever wins, they're going to promote.
01:11:19
Matt LaRose
Right, right. it's like It's like we're going to put you against this hot shot from Bellator. We're going to put you against this hot shot from Russia, and let's see who we're going to promote.
01:11:28
Fuck Off
I'm fine with that.
01:11:28
Matt LaRose
So I actually kind of like that. It's a loser and ah winter and winner enter leaves who enter enters
01:11:38
Matt LaRose
I'm taking the Eastern European.
01:11:41
Fuck Off
Really?
01:11:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:11:43
Fuck Off
I am too. Fuck Patchy Mix.
01:11:45
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying. I'll take an Eastern European over a Brazilian any day, if you know what i'm saying.
01:11:51
Matt LaRose
ah Rounding out the... This is still the early prelims. Rounding out the early prelims, another girl fight. Macy Chayason takes on Yana Santos. I'm a big Yana Santos guy.
01:12:01
Matt LaRose
She's a blonde Russian girl, but she has...
01:12:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's a blonde. Yeah.
01:12:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, her last name is Santos because she's married to a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu guy.
01:12:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's a sexy bitch.
01:12:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I believe Macy Chiasin probably drives a Subaru.
01:12:16
Fuck Off
I know Macy Chai is in. Doesn't she have brown hair?
01:12:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's a tough bitch, though. Yeah, she definitely drives a Subaru.
01:12:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:12:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah. She drives a Subaru and she she works on them as well.
01:12:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. A ton of UFC fights, though. Been in the UFC since 2018.
01:12:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, no, she's we've seen her. She's a tough cookie, but I don't think gets by this blonde fucking bombshell.
01:12:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's a tough bitch.
01:12:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think this chick's got the fucking, she already has that good boxing, but she got that jujitsu by injection kind of thing.
01:12:48
Fuck Off
She's got the looks that kill. Who should come out for that?
01:12:50
Matt LaRose
She got the looks to kill. That's for sure.
01:12:52
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:12:53
Matt LaRose
That would be awesome. Actually.
01:12:57
Matt LaRose
Uh, prelims at eight, Daniel Santos versus you, you saying shout out to chung me.
01:13:03
Fuck Off
Shout out. That's a good fight, actually.
01:13:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:07
Fuck Off
That's a really good fight.
01:13:08
Matt LaRose
Yuju Sang is 9-0.
01:13:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. and
01:13:12
Matt LaRose
Santos 13-2.
01:13:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is a really good fight. i
01:13:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:17
Fuck Off
Wow, that's a good matchup.
01:13:18
Matt LaRose
good card.
01:13:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I couldn't even pick a winner there. I'd go Santos.
01:13:21
Matt LaRose
what I'm taking the shout out to Chung Mi. I'm taking this guy from Soko.
01:13:26
Fuck Off
Nice.
01:13:27
Matt LaRose
ah Next up in Bantamweight, Chris Gutierrez versus Fareed Basharat.
01:13:33
Fuck Off
wo that's
01:13:34
Matt LaRose
That Bacherak guy is Yeah,
01:13:36
Fuck Off
I like him. Gutierrez is tough, but I don't think he's going to pull this one off.
01:13:39
Matt LaRose
yeah I think he's a tough guy, yeah.
01:13:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i'm gonna I think it's going to be fourteen and o for Fareed.
01:13:48
Fuck Off
I know, and i don't I don't believe in all these you know early undefeated guys like this, but
01:13:54
Matt LaRose
I think at this level, it's still possible.
01:13:57
Fuck Off
yeah, I think that he gets this win.
01:13:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Up next, you have Andre Munez taking on Edmund Shabrzian.
01:14:06
Fuck Off
I don't like Edward, so I'm not going to take him.
01:14:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think I know Munez, but I don't remember exactly, but I'm not going to take. Oh, wow. Yeah, this guy's been fighting since 2019. Yeah, I'm taking him. I'm not taking fucking Shabrzian.
01:14:22
Fuck Off
No, he's done.
01:14:25
Matt LaRose
Headlining the prelims card is Ataba Gautier versus Ozzy Diaz.
01:14:32
Matt LaRose
This guy, this is the guy that's fighting Ozzy Diaz. I can't say his name correctly.
01:14:37
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, that kid's a fucking killer.
01:14:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's an animal.
01:14:41
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:14:41
Matt LaRose
I knew his face, but I can't say his name.
01:14:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got him.
01:14:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm going to take him. He's ah straight out of Candyland. He's a great guy. All right.
01:14:48
Fuck Off
He's straight out of fucking the Kenyan boys. He was like one of those dudes running around with an m sixteen I think.
01:14:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, in the back of a Toyota Hilux.
01:14:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:14:57
Matt LaRose
All right, the main card.
01:14:59
Fuck Off
Just now?
01:14:59
Matt LaRose
this is just This has just been whetting your appetite.
01:15:02
Fuck Off
I'm wet.
01:15:03
Matt LaRose
You're about to get your dick blown off.
01:15:06
Fuck Off
Oh.
01:15:07
Matt LaRose
The first fight of the night is Abu Supyan Magomedov taking on Joe Pfeiffer.
01:15:19
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:15:20
Matt LaRose
I'm not totally...
01:15:21
Fuck Off
going with Pfeiffer.
01:15:23
Matt LaRose
I'm not totally familiar with Magomedov, but...
01:15:28
Fuck Off
I'm not scared of the name. I think Pfeiffer's tough.
01:15:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah? This dude's only lost to Kyle Burrow and Sean Strickland.
01:15:38
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. This is a good fight.
01:15:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's a good fight. I don't really i'm not a really big and don't really like Joe Pfeiffer, but it's a good fucking fight.
01:15:48
Matt LaRose
I'll take Joe Pfeiffer because I'm going to pick the American.
01:15:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what I did.
01:15:52
Matt LaRose
Okay. Up next, this is an unreal fight. As much as I'm not really a big Josh Emmett fan, you have Josh Emmett taking on Yusuf Zalal.
01:16:04
Matt LaRose
It's pretty ridiculous fight.
01:16:06
Fuck Off
I can't bet against Josh Emmett, but I don't know.
01:16:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:16:10
Fuck Off
I'm going to.
01:16:12
Matt LaRose
The Moroccan devil, Yusuf Zalal.
01:16:16
Fuck Off
I think Josh Emmett knocks him out.
01:16:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah? Interesting.
01:16:20
Fuck Off
I think so. Yeah. He's got dynamite in his hands.
01:16:23
Matt LaRose
He really does. He fucking knocks people dead, man. It's unbelievable.
01:16:26
Fuck Off
It's hard to pick against him.
01:16:27
Matt LaRose
And he's been fighting forever.
01:16:28
Fuck Off
I don't want to. Yeah, I don't want to pick him. I don't think he's going to win. But he's going to knock out the other guy.
01:16:34
Matt LaRose
Interesting. like Yeah, I think he might knock that dude out.
01:16:36
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:16:37
Matt LaRose
You talked me into it. I'm going to pick Josh Emmett, and I wasn't going to do that.
01:16:40
Fuck Off
I wasn't going to either.
01:16:42
Matt LaRose
I never picked this guy, and he always just fucking planks people.
01:16:45
Fuck Off
just knocks people out. All he's going do is touch them.
01:16:48
Matt LaRose
At featherweight.
01:16:51
Fuck Off
yeah
01:16:52
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening at light heavyweight, Yuri Prohotchka takes on Khalil Roundtree Jr.
01:17:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dog.
01:17:03
Fuck Off
I didn't know this fight was happening, actually.
01:17:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. you
01:17:06
Fuck Off
I think this is a really good fight.
01:17:08
Matt LaRose
This fight's going to be fucking awesome.
01:17:10
Fuck Off
I think Khalil Rountree wins this fight.
01:17:13
Matt LaRose
Don't be so silly.
01:17:14
Fuck Off
I really didn't.
01:17:14
Matt LaRose
Well, i mean I think Khalil's going to beat the fuck out of him because I always pick the Muay Thai guy, but you got to see after he took a beating from Pereira how he's going to respond to that.
01:17:25
Fuck Off
I know, but I thought he fought already since then, didn't he?
01:17:27
Matt LaRose
Did he fight? I didn't think he fought yet.
01:17:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, I thought he had fought once.
01:17:30
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. He fought Jamal Hill. He fucked up Jamal Hill.
01:17:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, and I didn't pick him in that, and then he fucking dominated, and I was shocked by that.
01:17:34
Matt LaRose
Right. Yeah.
01:17:37
Fuck Off
So i've I'm picking him in this fight because I think that...
01:17:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. but
01:17:42
Matt LaRose
I just talked to you out of Yuri Prohotchka.
01:17:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think it's a good fight. It's not going to be a super fun fight, I think.
01:17:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They're going to beat the fuck out of each other.
01:17:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've got Khalil Roundtree here. I don't know why, but I'm just some heavy on it.
01:17:57
Matt LaRose
Untaken clear entry. I think he's going to use his kicks to keep Yuri in front of him, and he's going to straight punches and just pick them apart because Yuri likes to do all this weird, wacky fucking shit, and he's just going to fucking Muay Thai, keep them right in front of him, and beat the fuck out of him.
01:18:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:18:11
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:18:15
Matt LaRose
And, I mean, he's going to get hit in the exchanges and shit like that, but I think he's going to beat the fuck out of him.
01:18:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:18:21
Matt LaRose
I don't know if it's a three-round or a five-round.
01:18:22
Fuck Off
I think he...
01:18:24
Matt LaRose
It must be a three.
01:18:24
Fuck Off
and think he's three I think he's quicker than Uri gives him credit for.
01:18:30
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:18:31
Fuck Off
Or is probably thinking. But um he's an athletic dude. So ah that'll be a fun fight. I'm going Khalil.
01:18:39
Matt LaRose
I'm taking Khalil too. I talked you out of it.
01:18:40
Fuck Off
And after that last fight against Pereira, I thought he was done forever.
01:18:44
Matt LaRose
Jamal. Oh, Pereira. Yeah.
01:18:50
Fuck Off
But the way he came back and beat Jamal... It's pretty surprising. So I give him the benefit. But if he can't beat this guy, there's nothing left for him. He can't beat the top guys in the division.
01:19:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. If he loses this, he can go fight Dominic Hayes and make a payday.
01:19:03
Fuck Off
But that's...
01:19:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, good for him.
01:19:08
Matt LaRose
yeah In the comaine of ben co-main event of the evening for the men's bantamweight champion, Marab Dwalishvili takes on Corey Sanhagen.
01:19:18
Fuck Off
Oh, shit. I thought that that was the co-main event. This is the co-main event?
01:19:21
Matt LaRose
This is the co-main event.
01:19:23
Fuck Off
No one beats Dash Willie.
01:19:26
Matt LaRose
Dash Willie.
01:19:28
Fuck Off
Nobody beats him.
01:19:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. I think he's going to fucking Corey Sanhagen's awesome.
01:19:34
Fuck Off
Corey Sanhagen's great. He's no Marab.
01:19:37
Matt LaRose
It's true. Marab fucking rules. I'm picking Marab.
01:19:39
Fuck Off
can You can't not pick him.
01:19:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. If you want to see a dude do a sprint for 25 minutes in an MMA fight, his name is Marab Dwalishvili.
01:19:50
Fuck Off
It's just fucking... I've never seen it.
01:19:53
Matt LaRose
It's the most unbelievable thing ever.
01:19:55
Fuck Off
Nah, it's insane. It really is insane. It's just... It's a breaking...
01:20:03
Fuck Off
This is for a title, so this is a five-round fight.
01:20:05
Matt LaRose
Five round, yeah, it's 25 minutes Yeah
01:20:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, and Corey Sanhagen, personally, to me, I was never a huge Corey Sanhagen fan, although I respect him. I think he's good. One of the better things he had has always been endurance. So this is going to be a...
01:20:22
Fuck Off
Very interesting fight for a lot of reasons. Corey Sanhagen's good. He's a gatekeeper at this point, like Rob Font and all these other guys, I think. But, I mean, I'd like to see just how he keeps up
01:20:32
Matt LaRose
Hmm
01:20:41
Fuck Off
He's one of the most fit guys with endurance that we've seen in the UFC that Marab has had to fight yet. So it'll be interesting to see what morabs what level Sanhagen gets to before Marab breaks him. Because he's going to break him.
01:20:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:56
Fuck Off
And it's just a matter of when.
01:20:58
Matt LaRose
I believe in the last fight with Sean O'Malley, he broke him after roughly two and a half rounds, I think it was. I think it was halfway it was either halfway through the second or halfway through the third.
01:21:10
Matt LaRose
You could see O'Malley break. It was pretty early in a five-round fight.
01:21:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, you just can't, because all of a sudden he he creates the pace. And when creates the pace, he's got now the tempo and he's dictating the flow off of that tempo.
01:21:19
Matt LaRose
Right.
01:21:27
Fuck Off
His faints, his stutters, his takedowns, right? All of that.
Endurance in MMA and Fighter Egos
01:21:32
Fuck Off
And all of a sudden you're in this heightened thing and you're you're more reflexive than you thought you'd be. You're not as relaxed and you start just burning out and you realize that When you're trying to get that breath, you can't because he's still just fucking in your face.
01:21:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's still just fucking your face Please stop fucking my face
01:21:47
Fuck Off
Just coming all over your face. Over over. Face fucking you.
01:21:54
Matt LaRose
Stop fucking my face, please How much longer Are you going to fuck my face for?
01:21:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's just, it's an unbelievable.
01:22:01
Matt LaRose
I can't keep taking this
01:22:02
Fuck Off
It took me 50 years to realize it, but at the end of the day, I really believe
01:22:11
Fuck Off
I always think of Mike Tyson's punch out when you had to, did you ever play that back the South?
01:22:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, like Super Nintendo Yeah
01:22:19
Fuck Off
And you had to create, and when you had your own guy, you had to create like, okay, I'm creating my own guy and I want them to have, and I always max out power. I just want to hit someone and knock them out because they can't withstand that.
01:22:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:22:31
Fuck Off
But then you realize with all the power, you need to have endurance and speed to go with it. So you had to actually pick between how you built your guy
01:22:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:22:41
Fuck Off
And it was always speed and power for me until I realized my guy just couldn't fucking do it. He just kept getting beat.
01:22:52
Fuck Off
And the endurance piece of it is just so important.
01:22:55
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:22:55
Fuck Off
I think it's the single most important attribute you have to have in any important aspect.
01:22:59
Matt LaRose
I think the most underrated part of endurance that people don't think about is when you have a high level and of endurance, that not only means that you can put the pressure on constantly, but you can also recover quicker.
01:23:17
Matt LaRose
And the recovery, not just in between rounds, but the recovery from the exhaustion of a scramble, the recovery from i was in a scramble and I got hit in the head,
01:23:28
Matt LaRose
but I got to get my bearings back. Like the recovery part of that is fucking huge. If you don't have good conditioning, like ah people think of conditioning is like offense, offense, offense, but it helps so much with recovery that I think, especially in a five round fight, you just get so fucking exhausted that you don't have the opportunity to recover.
01:23:50
Matt LaRose
Like, does that make sense?
01:23:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, you have, that's why you have to set such a threshold to be in that great of a shape. You have to dedicate your life to doing that and getting there, but there are just some genetic freaks that are going to be able to do this kind of thing.
01:24:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah Cardio is king It sucks Yeah In the main event of the evening Light heavyweight champion Magomed Ankulaev Defends his championship against Alex Pereira Poetone
01:24:05
Fuck Off
And this guy can do that.
01:24:11
Fuck Off
It really is. That's why I don't do it.
01:24:25
Fuck Off
So the winner of this gets the winner of the feature boat.
01:24:30
Matt LaRose
Well unless you know What if ah they have him fight the dude that just knocked out, what's his name, Olberg that just knocked out Hayes?
01:24:40
Matt LaRose
You know? If they have, ah if these two, if Pro Hoskin and Roundtree lay a stinker, then you can always go with the guy that just knocked out Hayes. But yeah, mostly, pretty much.
01:24:54
Fuck Off
um I read an article and so now this has become personal because
01:25:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:25:05
Fuck Off
Alex said that he was maybe 40% for his last fight after being pressured. to answer the question, but there's no question about it. He was limited in his last fight. I also thought that, and he hadn't said anything about it up until now.
01:25:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah
01:25:23
Fuck Off
I don't think there's anything wrong with right before fight week saying, yeah, look, last time I wasn't at a hundred percent. I'm going to, you're going to see the real me tonight. I'm going to prove it.
01:25:35
Fuck Off
I think he does tonight. I think he wins this fight.
01:25:38
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah, let's go it got me fired up Yeah, and he hasn't fought since then He's taken time and recovered and
01:25:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:25:46
Fuck Off
And that was the biggest thing. That guy was fucking over-training, over-fighting. He hadn't rested.
01:25:50
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:25:51
Fuck Off
He hadn't built up any of his... His replenishments.
01:25:55
Matt LaRose
He fought like seven fights in a row and at different weight classes too.
01:26:00
Fuck Off
Yeah. I think he comes back after this rest, and this is not a good setup for...
01:26:08
Matt LaRose
Uncle I have.
01:26:10
Fuck Off
Ankulaev. But if he pulls it off, I mean, there's no denying...
01:26:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's going to rely on his wrestling. Well, maybe he doesn't have to rely on his wrestling. Maybe he's going to. He says that he's a kickboxer first and he has better kickboxing than Pereira.
01:26:25
Fuck Off
He did last time.
01:26:25
Matt LaRose
So, yeah.
01:26:25
Fuck Off
I don't know why he changes anything. i I think he wants – I think he thinks he beat him. He did beat him the the last time. I think that he feels he can beat him again, and this time he wants to try to knock him out because he said he was 40%, and that's what's going to get him in trouble. Ego always gets you in trouble.
01:26:45
Fuck Off
Jihadist. Durka, Durka.
01:26:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, Durka Durka. You have to check your ego at the door.
01:26:52
Fuck Off
You have to because that's what's gonna that's what does it. It's like, oh, this guy's saying this. I'm, I'm gonna knock him out and he's just not going to.
01:27:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think Sean O'Malley is another great example of what ego does to a person and how it can end poorly.
01:27:06
Fuck Off
Oh, on a McGregor, all of them.
01:27:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Connor. Yeah, yeah.
01:27:11
Fuck Off
Anderson Silva.
01:27:12
Matt LaRose
Chuck Liddell.
01:27:15
Fuck Off
Chuck Connors, the rifleman.
01:27:18
Matt LaRose
Duck Dodgers.
01:27:21
Fuck Off
That's all I got.
01:27:22
Matt LaRose
It's been an hour and 27 minutes, Richie.
01:27:25
Fuck Off
That's fucking honestly that's way too long.
01:27:28
Matt LaRose
I thought we were going to barely make an hour this week is what I was expecting.
01:27:31
Fuck Off
I don't even remember the first part of this.
01:27:33
Matt LaRose
I think the problem is neither you or I will shut the fuck up.
01:27:38
Fuck Off
think we're high.
01:27:39
Matt LaRose
We're definitely high. I think we both established that we were high.
01:27:57
Fuck Off
Arctic monkeys. I'd fuck her. I'd like Gwen Stefani to fucking swallow my
01:28:08
Fuck Off
Arctic monkey.
01:28:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, the Arctic monkey. I liked it better when it was Gwen Stefani.
01:28:14
Fuck Off
and fuck her
01:28:14
Matt LaRose
but you Would you like to see Gwen Stefani's Arctic monkey?
01:28:20
Fuck Off
i'd like gw stefani to fucking swallow my arctic monkey