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Infinite Abyss Episode 74: How Bizarre
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The holidays are oiver! Richie and Matty are back this week with a Wild Card weekend preview, One Battle After Another, Jackass, paul v Joshua, and so much more!!
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00:00:00
Fuck Off
I'm not prepared.
00:00:01
Matt LaRose
I told you, we're not you're not prepared. this is I told you, we're not starting 2026 like this. Okay.
00:00:06
Fuck Off
alone I mean, yeah, I don't know.
Starting 2026 with Positivity
00:00:13
Matt LaRose
we're gonna We're in a nosedive right now, and you're going to pick a banger song, and then we're going to pull back on that fucking joystick that you've got in between your legs there, and we're going to fucking ascend to greatness here.
00:00:27
Matt LaRose
That's how we're going to start 2026 Me and you, pal.
00:00:33
Fuck Off
Alright, am I on mute?
00:00:34
Matt LaRose
No, you're ready to go. You
00:00:37
Fuck Off
wait.
00:00:39
Matt LaRose
ready to go?
00:00:40
Fuck Off
I'm ready to go.
00:00:41
Matt LaRose
All right, here we go. Okay.
00:01:08
Fuck Off
missing. Street times. I'm in love. I'm actually in love. So I'm sookin' going. Cause I'm never.
Controversial InXS Discussion
00:01:31
Fuck Off
He's dead. He can't do anything to us.
00:01:46
Matt LaRose
We're work on our fair usage practices.
00:01:49
Fuck Off
he's dead he can't do anything to us
00:01:52
Matt LaRose
What about his estate?
00:01:54
Fuck Off
His estate is dead. they're They're hanging by the same rope he jerked off on and fucking slipped.
00:02:01
Matt LaRose
Who is that?
00:02:05
Fuck Off
ah The InXS guy?
00:02:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, is that an excess?
00:02:08
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, that's InXS.
00:02:10
Matt LaRose
Okay. Excellent.
00:02:11
Fuck Off
Yeah. he used to like to jerk off a lot while he choked himself out.
00:02:16
Matt LaRose
Was he ah is he a gay boy? Is that what his deal was?
00:02:18
Fuck Off
Big jujitsu guy. Big jujitsu guy.
00:02:20
Matt LaRose
Oh, is he really?
00:02:21
Fuck Off
No.
00:02:22
Matt LaRose
Oh. He's just a gay boy that liked to...
00:02:25
Fuck Off
I'm not sure he was gay or not, but probably, I mean, look, he's Australian in a punk band from the eighties.
00:02:27
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:02:31
Fuck Off
Why wouldn't he?
00:02:32
Matt LaRose
I mean, feel like they only did what? Did they do like one album before he killed himself? for Like one or two or something?
00:02:40
Fuck Off
Nah, they were around, I don't know. They were around like, they had at least three good albums, I think, or maybe they had a 10 year run or a seven year run.
00:02:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I thought that they were the one of the bands.
00:02:49
Matt LaRose
well yeah, I just thought i for some reason i think I thought that they were one of those bands that like the lead singer killed himself after the first album. Then they got another singer and they had a couple of bangers afterwards too, you know, kind deal.
00:03:00
Fuck Off
No, that was ACDC.
00:03:01
Matt LaRose
That was ACDC.
00:03:04
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:03:06
Matt LaRose
I've seen ACDC.
00:03:08
Fuck Off
I bet you have, Chuck.
00:03:11
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody?
Podcast Return & New Approach
00:03:12
Matt LaRose
Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. We're back. It's been a four-week break.
00:03:18
Fuck Off
Was it?
00:03:19
Matt LaRose
It's pretty ridiculous.
00:03:20
Fuck Off
I think we should have gone five.
00:03:22
Matt LaRose
I'm your host, Matty the Rose. Across from me, as always, a somber and lo-fi, inevitable Rich Savistano today.
00:03:26
Fuck Off
Here I am. Hmm.
00:03:32
Fuck Off
It's a new year. It's a new me.
00:03:35
Matt LaRose
It's a new year. it's a new you.
00:03:36
Fuck Off
It's a low energy me.
00:03:39
Matt LaRose
well it is the dead of winter now
00:03:40
Fuck Off
I'm trying trying to be more cognizant of the environment around me. And throwing out good, good neutral, de-stressing vibes.
00:03:46
Matt LaRose
how's yeah is that working well for you i guess it's good that you're it's good that your high-strung little buddy isn't here because that would he would he would very much
00:03:51
Fuck Off
I'm going to start talking like Casey Kasem. That's not how he talks. I don't know. I'm just, I'm starting. i'm playing with it right now.
00:04:08
Matt LaRose
combat that low energy with his fucking ADHD interruptions. So yeah, I thought he was going to come on today.
00:04:14
Fuck Off
He's never here.
00:04:18
Matt LaRose
We had so much to talk about that involves him, you know?
00:04:21
Fuck Off
We do?
00:04:23
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:04:24
Fuck Off
What do I have to do that has involved
Christmas Punk Rock Show Recap
00:04:26
Fuck Off
with him?
00:04:26
Matt LaRose
Well, your, your boy Marty and I did a little Christmas fucking punk rock show a couple of weeks ago.
00:04:32
Fuck Off
Oh, right, right, right. What a loser.
00:04:33
Matt LaRose
I was hoping you,
00:04:34
Fuck Off
That kid blew you off for this show?
00:04:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I was hoping we were going to be able to chit-chat about it and reminisce about what a good time we had watching the fucking Boston Bomb Squad, the original singer of Dropkick Murphys, playing Do or Die, the seminal album.
00:04:49
Fuck Off
Well, luckily you're here to talk about not that squid. So go ahead.
00:04:54
Matt LaRose
It was awesome, man.
00:04:54
Fuck Off
You sent one video, which was pretty awesome when they, when the Piper came out at the end.
00:04:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. The original singer of Dropkick Murphys from the seminal album Do or Die. ah MEC's neighbor from Dorchester ah he left Dropkicks after that first album and he's kind of a fucked up dude so he was in and out of I thought yeah Martin told me that he left Martin told me that he like kind of did a very similar thing to my favorite band one of my favorite bands Killswitch and Gage where they have a banger first album and then the singer's like listen
00:05:09
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:05:16
Fuck Off
I'm not sure if he actually left or got thrown out, but he had some big time drug issues.
00:05:33
Matt LaRose
I can't do this. This is too much for me.
00:05:36
Fuck Off
Didn't Glenn Danzig do that with the misfits?
00:05:36
Matt LaRose
And then they, yeah, but mean, pretty much, they had more than one banger album before he did that. I think they had two when he did that. So, um but so he was also, that dude was like in desert storm and shit like that.
00:05:50
Matt LaRose
So he's probably got a little, ah you know, no, the dude from drop picks.
00:05:52
Fuck Off
Anzig? Mm-hmm.
00:05:55
Matt LaRose
um So he didn't do music for a while. Then he did a band called the street dogs, which is who we went to see where the street dogs, and And All Out War was playing, which I was very excited for. And then We Missed Them, which bummed me out. It's a great hardcore band. um And then after the Street Dogs finished their set, the so big surprise was that the lead singer of the Street Dogs, former lead singer of Dropkick Murphy's, got all a bunch of the old school boys back together. And they played the original Dropkick Murphy's Do or Die album front to back with live bagpipes and the like.
00:06:34
Fuck Off
fucking awesome.
00:06:34
Matt LaRose
So it was that was the video the video I sent you was the video to Cadence to Arms, which is the opening song on that on that album, which I promptly sent to the Aqualad because that's the kind of shit that makes the Aqualad real jealous because he's a lot more of a Dropkick Murphys guy than I am, especially from back in the day.
00:06:52
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:06:54
Matt LaRose
So for me to be able to go do something fun like that while he's a million miles away and can't, it's very enjoyable for me to be like, hey, check out this awesome video of this great thing that we did.
00:07:04
Fuck Off
Was he jelly?
00:07:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was jelly, which mission had accomplished.
00:07:10
Fuck Off
It's what he gets.
00:07:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:12
Fuck Off
It's what he gets for fucking not settling down anywhere.
00:07:13
Matt LaRose
But yeah.
00:07:18
Matt LaRose
Maybe moving abroad or maybe not.
00:07:20
Fuck Off
Or maybe not.
00:07:22
Matt LaRose
We'll see. And then ah the other thing, I mean, I guess we can't talk about it, but if you know anything about Life of Agony, Martin got
Exciting WWE Holiday Tour
00:07:30
Matt LaRose
tits. Am I right?
00:07:33
Matt LaRose
But we'll save that for another one. But you know what else I did over the weekend, Richie, which I've been dying to tell you about.
00:07:40
Fuck Off
No.
00:07:42
Matt LaRose
haven't even talked to you outside of the show. It just in person as my buddy, I haven't even talked to you about this. But on Saturday night, I went to the WWE live holiday tour at the old Worcester Centrum.
00:07:56
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:07:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:59
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:08:00
Matt LaRose
Show tickets said 6 p.m. Show started promptly at 6.03. They had me out of there at 8.58. It was fucking awesome.
00:08:09
Fuck Off
Really, that's pretty, pretty tight.
00:08:12
Matt LaRose
Headlined by a steel cage match between the American Nightmare Cody Rhodes. He's currently one of the champions versus...
00:08:20
Fuck Off
Oh, American nightmare because his father was the American dream.
00:08:24
Matt LaRose
exactly yes and i his either uncle or brother i'm not sure which one it was was gold dust if you ever yeah that was his brother he was a real weird dude gold dust back in the day used to do some weird shit very
00:08:24
Fuck Off
Dusty Rhodes, I get it.
00:08:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's his brother.
00:08:40
Fuck Off
Well, he was he was he was with s Sable before Brock Lesnar and after Mark Merrow.
00:08:50
Matt LaRose
i believe s sable oh yeah sable wait Is Sable married to Brock Lesnar or to Stone Cold?
00:08:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:08:57
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah. He's a weird dude. But, yeah, the American Nightmare. That's like one of the top one of the top guys now, the American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes.
00:09:07
Fuck Off
Oh, he is?
00:09:07
Matt LaRose
He's also he's also playing Guile in the new Street Fighter movie.
00:09:11
Fuck Off
How old is he? There seems to be a big age gap between.
00:09:14
Matt LaRose
he's But he's been wrestling for a long time.
00:09:14
Fuck Off
He
00:09:17
Matt LaRose
he's But the he's been finally... ah
00:09:19
Fuck Off
just got famous.
00:09:20
Matt LaRose
because he was big there's another big promotion i think called aew and he was huge in aew yeah he's 40 years old dude yeah
00:09:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, see, that's a long ass time to finally get your shot, but.
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
the american nightmare cody rhodes yeah it's crazy man but uh yeah so i see he was there they did a uh
00:09:35
Fuck Off
40 years old, I don't know how these guys keep going.
00:09:46
Matt LaRose
There was a fucking four-man tag team match with a bunch of people I'd never seen before. there was i My favorite part, man, you know, if you're going to a WWE wwe event, you know you're just going to fucking... You know what you're getting yourself into. So, you can't...
00:10:04
Matt LaRose
You know, you got to go along with the show. So it's fucking worth it to fucking sit down have a couple of beers, and have a good fucking time with it. Cheer when you're supposed to cheer. Fucking boo people.
00:10:15
Matt LaRose
My favorite thing in the world is booing these people. And ah they got a couple of people that are real heels that came out. And I just had the best time booing them because they were they were doing such a good job being heels.
00:10:23
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:10:27
Matt LaRose
They had ah the dude who just submitted John Cena in his final match, Gunther, came out. And he keeps telling everybody he made Cena tap like a bitch.
00:10:37
Matt LaRose
So he came out and stood on the top rope and he took his overcoat off and he had a shirt on it and says tap like a dot dot dot. And it has a picture of him tapping on John Cena and the whole fucking There was like, I mean, the Centrum holds like 15,000 people, 18,000 people.
00:10:54
Matt LaRose
I bet there was fucking 50% of the people in there had a John Cena hat or a John. They fucking love this guy still. And this guy's just shitting all over him. It was awesome. And then ah they had this tape to the, one of the tag team matches, this team called the Usos came out.
00:11:11
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, they're related to The Rock.
00:11:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, are they really? Well, they're,
00:11:15
Fuck Off
Or, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they're cousins because they're the kids, they're the sons of the Samoans, Afa or Sika, one of them.
00:11:22
Matt LaRose
Okay.
WWE in Worcester: A Humorous Critique
00:11:23
Matt LaRose
All right. Well, they, they used to be good guys and now they're, they've, they've turned heel now.
00:11:26
Fuck Off
Jay and Jimmy Uso or something.
00:11:30
Matt LaRose
so the whole place is booing them and they did the best one of the best heel jobs i've ever seen especially recently they come out and they know like when the wrestlers are walking out they play their music like like for as long as they're walking out these guys took forever to walk out because they were just fucking with people and they were like dragging it out and i'm like uh a bunch of people have like, uh, like on the floor would have programs. And like when the wrestlers were coming in and out, they would like sign them and shit like that. So these Uso dudes came out with pictures and this was like, while they're walking out to like do a match and they're signing autographs for people. And then every time they went, they did this like 10 times, they would sign the person an autograph and then they would go to hand it to them. And every time the person would go to grab it, they would rip it up and then throw it in their face.
00:12:22
Matt LaRose
It was fucking so awesome, dude. I was like, these guys fucking rule. And then they get down to like where the ring is and like alongside of the ring where there's a bunch of fans. So it's like this wicked old lady down there, like in a t-shirt with like a long sleeve shirt on.
00:12:37
Matt LaRose
And she's like yelling at him and they keep signing pictures for her and they keep ripping them up and throwing them face. They did it like three times. She's going, they just keep ripping pictures up and throwing her face dude it was so awesome i was like this is why i fucking i don't watch wrestling pay-per-views or raw on there or whatever but like to just go to a random show wasn't even televised or anything it was just a random like dark show and it was fucking so much fun man it's like that it's it was crazy to me that like
00:12:50
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
They can still to this day on a random Saturday night in the winter in a random shithole city in this fucking country. The WWE wwe can still pack a fucking house for a dark show.
00:13:20
Matt LaRose
And, dude, it was fucking awesome, man. Like, you would have had a fucking blast, dude. It was so it was so fucking rad.
00:13:26
Fuck Off
I don't know about that. I'm not sure. the The last one I had gone to, or one of the last ones outside of midget ones, I went with my dad way back in the 80s with Terry Funk. And my dad got up in Terry Funk's face.
00:13:43
Fuck Off
And terry Terry Funk had a big brand on it.
00:13:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:13:45
Fuck Off
He went and he went to go brand my dad. And my dad we were in the front row and my dad just giving him shit. and I was like, stop it. He's going to brand you.
00:13:53
Matt LaRose
this isn' Did he smack your dad or some shit?
00:13:57
Fuck Off
No, I didn't touch him. My dad my dad touched him. my dad pushed one of them.
00:14:03
Matt LaRose
That's fucking awesome.
00:14:03
Fuck Off
thank Fucking nuts. It's like Mike Milbury in the fucking stands with his loafer. Fucking wearing penny loafers.
00:14:09
Matt LaRose
I'm just beating the shit out of a guy.
00:14:11
Fuck Off
Five foot five.
00:14:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. It was so funny because like I didn't even really know what was going on. And then Friday like afternoon I saw it advertised. So I hit up my buddy that I used to work with that I haven't seen in like a year who was like a huge. He was a huge wrestling fan back in the day like i was, but he was still kind of like always still keeping up with it and shit. So i was like, yo, Steve, you want to go to fucking wrestling tomorrow? And he was like, fuck yeah. So he just went like drink some beers and fucking watch the wrestling, dude. It was rad.
00:14:40
Fuck Off
Fuck. It's fucking terrible.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
The fucking girl wrestlers, they they got some good shit.
00:14:46
Fuck Off
They're my favorites. Love those bitches.
00:14:47
Matt LaRose
there's the The current women's champion is this black chick. I think her name was Naomi or something like that. And I...
00:14:54
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, she's married to one of the Usos.
00:14:57
Matt LaRose
Okay. She came out. She's awesome. i don't I didn't know who the... Again, I have no idea who the fuck this bitch is, right? She comes out and just starts shitting all over Worcester. It was fucking awesome. She's like, we was in Buffalo for SmackDown last night, and then I got to put into my GPS, Worcester, where the hell is that supposed to be? And she's like...
00:15:18
Matt LaRose
Uh, she goes after I had to Google map it to find out where the hell it was. Then I had to Google it to find out what this town was. And it's exactly what it, what I thought it was. Another, another forgotten about city full of a bunch of forgotten about fat old bald dudes.
00:15:38
Matt LaRose
i was like, this chick rules. It was awesome. Yeah. You know, it was, I love a good heel, man. They'll just shit all over where you're from. They'll shit all over your friends. It's great.
00:15:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would be a great heel.
00:15:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:51
Fuck Off
I think I'd be magic on the mic at a WWE event.
00:15:54
Matt LaRose
I can't believe that you're not. You and Vince could have made some shit happen.
00:16:00
Fuck Off
Yeah. No way I'm going to blow Vince.
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
That's the only way to get somewhere in that business.
00:16:07
Fuck Off
That's why I'm not in that business.
00:16:11
Fuck Off
Nate's sucking my cock to the top.
00:16:14
Matt LaRose
I think I'm going to go back to the... Centrum again this weekend for Worcester Ice Cats night at the Railers game. So fucking going into Worcester all the time, you know?
00:16:22
Fuck Off
I'll check you out. Fucking Mr. Social, huh? And all your sports then?
00:16:28
Matt LaRose
I hit ah on my way out when I left. I hit old fucking Golden Pockets and picked up a fucking Eero.
00:16:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're shutting down.
00:16:35
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:16:37
Fuck Off
But they're moving to Providence.
00:16:39
Matt LaRose
I mean, I'm all right with them shutting down because it really is a bitch to drive to Kelly Square. That place is still a fucking...
00:16:43
Fuck Off
They said that the crime was up. It's reverting back to the old shitty Wooster.
00:16:49
Matt LaRose
yeah wister's back baby it's definitely a shithole i mean every time i go there used to be spoodles the greek deli that place is fucking closed every like fucking now fucking golden pockets is out man these places are fucking it's a shithole city yeah
00:16:51
Fuck Off
It's a shithole like it's always been.
00:17:00
Fuck Off
Shitholes. Fucking shithole. With liberal shithole people in it. Fucking Massachusetts pieces of shit.
00:17:09
Matt LaRose
it is a fucked up city town state
00:17:13
Fuck Off
One of the best schools in the fucking country there. Two, actually.
00:17:18
Matt LaRose
Wister Polytech?
00:17:19
Fuck Off
That's one of them. Holy cross.
00:17:23
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Shout out to Holy Cross.
00:17:27
Matt LaRose
Get your Bible study in. I know a Holy Cross gal.
00:17:33
Fuck Off
I know a few of them. They seem to all be the same.
00:17:39
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie, Richie.
00:17:41
Fuck Off
You did? I did too.
00:17:42
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie. You told me that you watched it, so I watched it so we could talk about it.
00:17:47
Fuck Off
What was it?
00:17:47
Matt LaRose
one battle after another starring Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:17:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, watched that.
00:17:52
Matt LaRose
I like that movie.
00:17:54
Fuck Off
You liked it?
00:17:55
Matt LaRose
That was the first movie I've seen in a long time where I was like, damn, I like this movie and I'm enjoying watching it. It's been a long time since that happened.
00:18:01
Fuck Off
Yep. I agree. I said the same thing after. I said, you know, this movie is different.
00:18:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:07
Fuck Off
It's been different than a lot of things have come out, but they did a good job at...
00:18:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:13
Fuck Off
developing characters and conversing through it. and Like I said before, it's it's like you don't see that a lot outside of Tarantino, who literally just makes movies around conversations and painting the picture of the characters themselves.
00:18:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:28
Fuck Off
And you almost felt it with, you could feel how much it was different than like Mark Wahlberg played a great part. I know a lot of people hate Mark Wahlberg. I don't know why i love the guy.
00:18:39
Fuck Off
He's in great movie, but he played a
00:18:39
Matt LaRose
He's awesome.
00:18:42
Fuck Off
part in the movie called The Gambler. And when he talked about, but like when they just showed what he was doing and how he had to just keep chasing the dragon, it gave you actual anxiety.
00:18:53
Fuck Off
Like he did a great job doing that. To me, Leo did the same thing, but in a different way. It was like, you know that whatever this guy's doing, is pray he's probably gonna fuck this up.
00:19:05
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah
00:19:05
Fuck Off
You know, he's probably ah just a stone fucking idiot. And you almost felt the he almost felt the tension around it. And Benicio was fucking great.
00:19:15
Matt LaRose
yeah he's fucking awesome as the sensei he was the best part of the fucking movie dude
00:19:21
Fuck Off
he's war He's like walking around in his flip flops and then walking out through the bottom of the trap door.
00:19:26
Matt LaRose
He's like, come on, Bob. We have to go. We have to go right now, Bob.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
I thought it was great.
00:19:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. is it's in your And you're right, like, talking about how it's kind of like a Tarantino movie because it's like, you do have all these characters who all have separate stories that are, are all intertwined.
00:19:44
Matt LaRose
It was very like Tarantino guy, Richie kind of like fucking, and it was, but it wasn't, it felt like it was like a different, like a fresh, different movie. It wasn't like someone remade a different movie.
00:19:55
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean?
00:19:55
Fuck Off
And I didn't even know Sean Penn was actually in it.
00:19:55
Matt LaRose
Like it was just,
00:19:58
Fuck Off
And I was psyched when, i mean, he played a great role.
00:19:59
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:20:02
Matt LaRose
That's so, he's so crazy in that movie, dude.
00:20:05
Fuck Off
He said that he found his love for acting again in that movie.
00:20:09
Matt LaRose
That's cool.
00:20:10
Fuck Off
And I can believe that because he went deep.
00:20:12
Matt LaRose
He was going for it, man.
00:20:14
Fuck Off
How weird is this?
00:20:14
Matt LaRose
Just this jacked military fucking crazy dude.
00:20:16
Fuck Off
A
00:20:20
Fuck Off
little brown sugar.
00:20:22
Matt LaRose
My cinnamon girl.
00:20:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was a great movie. I thought they did a great job. I think they they all had strong and weak characters, which is good. There were there was some depth to the character. So you liked it.
00:20:35
Fuck Off
That's good.
00:20:35
Matt LaRose
I liked it. i was I was pleasantly surprised because I didn't really know what it was about and I was glad that I didn't really know a whole lot about it and I was i was surprised while I was watching it how much I was...
00:20:43
Fuck Off
That
00:20:48
Matt LaRose
It's like a weird thing to say but like movies suck now so it's like when I'm when i'm watching them I was like surprised at how much I was enjoying this movie.
00:20:51
Fuck Off
it was just terrible.
00:20:56
Matt LaRose
i was like wow it's like refreshing to watch a movie that doesn't fucking blow. I had just seen a thing the other day that like in 1994, Jurassic Park, the Shawshank Redemption.
00:21:09
Matt LaRose
um Fuck. What else was there? Forrest Gump. And like one other movie were all in the theaters like at the same time. And it was like, yeah, remember when movies used to be fucking awesome? Now they're just all trash.
00:21:22
Fuck Off
It's terrible.
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:27
Matt LaRose
I finally subscribed to ah Paramount Plus so I would be prepared for when the UFC comes and shit like that.
00:21:33
Fuck Off
Yeah,
Streaming Adventures with Paramount Plus
00:21:34
Matt LaRose
so well, that's the thing. While I was there, the first thing I did was I went through all the TV shows A to Z and all the movies A to Z and added a whole bunch of shit to my watch list so I could start watching it.
00:21:34
Fuck Off
well, I mean, you get land, man, you get all kinds of stuff.
00:21:48
Matt LaRose
And I thought I'd play a little exercise with you. What do you think the first things I watched on Paramount Plus were?
00:21:54
Fuck Off
I'm not exercising.
00:21:56
Matt LaRose
You're gonna love this.
00:21:57
Fuck Off
I know of the first few things on Paramount+. plus
00:22:04
Matt LaRose
It's a nice chime.
00:22:04
Fuck Off
I mean, um wait, so you said you did watch Landman or you didn't?
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
No, I haven't watched, I will give you a hint, I haven't watched Landman or Mobland yet, but those are the first two things I added on my list.
00:22:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're great.
00:22:17
Matt LaRose
The first things I watched, you'll be so happy about this. Number one was Beavis and Butthead.
00:22:21
Fuck Off
Yellowstone?
00:22:25
Matt LaRose
And number two, I have now watched...
00:22:27
Fuck Off
That's on Paramount and's all parallel this
00:22:29
Matt LaRose
Huh? Yeah, dude. ah All the old ones and and and they made new ones that came out. Because it's all they have, all the MTV shit on there.
00:22:37
Fuck Off
Really? I didn't know that.
00:22:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, dude. They have, like, all the... ah
00:22:40
Fuck Off
I heard MTV was shutting down.
00:22:41
Matt LaRose
all the
00:22:42
Fuck Off
Is that why?
00:22:44
Matt LaRose
i don't I don't know. I think they just stopped the channel, but they have their whole archive, dude. Like, they have all, like, the... They have a bunch of VH1 behind the music. They have a ton.
00:22:53
Fuck Off
Oh, cool.
00:22:53
Matt LaRose
All the...
00:22:53
Fuck Off
I love those.
00:22:54
Matt LaRose
All the ah MTV, all the unplugged performances and storytellers.
00:22:56
Fuck Off
Storytellers.
00:22:59
Fuck Off
Oh, snap.
00:23:00
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, dude, they're all on there.
00:23:00
Fuck Off
um
00:23:02
Matt LaRose
already went through and looked at all of them
00:23:02
Fuck Off
Those are great.
00:23:04
Matt LaRose
My girl Alanis Morissette's on there.
00:23:04
Fuck Off
Do you know what MTV ended their 30-year run of TV on? Which video?
00:23:11
Matt LaRose
What's that? Video killed the radio star.
00:23:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, same one they started with.
00:23:17
Matt LaRose
That's the way you should do it. So long losers.
00:23:20
Fuck Off
The Buggles.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
Speaking of MTV, the first things I watched on Paramount Plus were Jackass, Jackass 2, Jackass 2.5, Jackass 3.
00:23:32
Fuck Off
Good, good use of time.
00:23:33
Matt LaRose
that's what i That's exactly why I knew you were going to say.
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Great, great use of time.
00:23:39
Matt LaRose
there a may I watched the first two movies back to back. It was like a marathon. It was awesome.
00:23:43
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, that must be awesome.
00:23:45
Matt LaRose
I do have to fast forward a lot more than I used to back in the day. There's some shit that I'm just not into watching anymore, but...
00:23:51
Fuck Off
Just like being in a fucking quarter potty and getting slung shot up and down.
00:23:54
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:23:55
Fuck Off
Fucking disgusting. Fucking people are rancid.
00:23:58
Matt LaRose
It's so... on It's so unbelievable, man. But then they do some real funny shit. Like when he ties fucking...
00:24:04
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, like going to the doctors because you shoved a matchbox car up your asshole and getting x-rays in it.
00:24:08
Matt LaRose
Again, that part I didn't think was as funny, but I like when they put the rockets on his skates, the fireworks, and he goes down the hill with rocket skates on.
00:24:11
Fuck Off
Gross.
00:24:16
Matt LaRose
Like, that's my kind of shit. you know Or when they rent a car and then bring it to a demolition derby, that's good shit right there. You can't beat that kind of stuff. you know It's truly amazing because these, he as fucked up as it is, this was this is what the internet is now.
00:24:25
Fuck Off
This guy's ready be it.
00:24:32
Matt LaRose
You just it's it's short videos that you just keep watching. And sometimes it's hilarious because someone gets hurt. Other times it's disgusting because the guy's in a hardware store taking a shit in the toilet.
00:24:42
Matt LaRose
Other times it's fucking funny because the dude's fucking sleeping and his buddy takes a piss on his leg. You know what I mean? It's like.
00:24:49
Fuck Off
I would fucking kill somebody.
00:24:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You know, then you got your shit like, uh, like where they go to try to like jump a fucking do a huge jump over a river on like a 50 CC fucking 1970s pit bike.
00:25:04
Matt LaRose
And the guy hits the fucking hits the backside of the jump, you know?
00:25:06
Fuck Off
Those are good to see once in a while. i just can't get sick down the rabbit hole with it all. It's too much.
00:25:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's, that's why I'm just watching them real quick.
00:25:11
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:25:13
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen them in forever. So it was cracking me up.
00:25:16
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
So, but I am going to jump on, uh,
00:25:21
Fuck Off
Well, you're going to have a nice winter with Mobland's fantastic.
00:25:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the first one.
00:25:26
Fuck Off
And you're coming out with a second one.
00:25:26
Matt LaRose
I'm going to watch that before I watch Landman because I love Tom Hardy. So I'm like excited to watch. I'm actually excited to watch that show.
00:25:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's going to be good. And then it'll go quick. And then once you see Landman season one, I think you'll like it. You know, it's okay. I just like the fact that our Ellie Larder's in it.
00:25:46
Matt LaRose
Well, that's that's worth watching for me because I like that bitch.
00:25:47
Fuck Off
There's some hot ass in us.
00:25:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, wait to you see her daughter in this.
00:25:53
Matt LaRose
Excellent.
00:25:54
Fuck Off
The chick dating Glenn Powell.
00:25:54
Matt LaRose
Excellent. I can't wait. I have a, uh, I have a TV show recommendation for you.
00:26:02
Fuck Off
Is this from the Aqualad?
00:26:02
Matt LaRose
Cause ah no, this is, this is from me.
00:26:03
Fuck Off
Is this what we get now? Just recommendations? No,
00:26:06
Matt LaRose
We got nothing from the Aqualad actually.
00:26:08
Fuck Off
go figure.
00:26:09
Matt LaRose
I know it's shocking, but I didn't even text them to let them know that we were recording.
00:26:10
Fuck Off
A lot of people sleeping on the job on this show.
00:26:15
Matt LaRose
Cause I was like, you know what? It's not my job to fucking remind you every time you have to fucking wipe your bottom. You know what I mean?
00:26:20
Fuck Off
I do.
00:26:22
Matt LaRose
Because this is a wacky TV show based off of your enjoyment of the John Cena show Peacemaker. But with with less dicks and tits in it and stuff like that, on on Amazon Prime is Fallout.
00:26:32
Fuck Off
Great show.
00:26:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, probably. could
00:26:39
Matt LaRose
And the second season has just started. There's like theyre like three or four episodes into the second season. It's a great, wacky, funny show. It's a lot like Peacemaker based off a game.
00:26:50
Matt LaRose
The girl that's in it's great. It's got Walton Goggins in it. It's good shit.
00:26:53
Fuck Off
And here's my thing. So it's on my list.
00:26:56
Matt LaRose
All right, now we're talking.
00:26:56
Fuck Off
And it's on my list because i had been watching it and Walton Goggins I read was amazing in the role.
00:27:04
Matt LaRose
He's awesome. He's amazing.
00:27:05
Fuck Off
And I watched the preview of it. And like, okay, I get it. But it's a video game. And there's all this sci-fi stuff.
00:27:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:14
Fuck Off
I'm not sure I can get there yet.
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
You can do it.
00:27:16
Fuck Off
And then I realized it was season two. was like, well, it was good enough to have a season two. But that does that mean it's good enough to have to watch?
00:27:24
Matt LaRose
telling you it's one of the biggest shows going right now it's good shit and i know that i thought of it the other day when i was watching i was like this is kind of like peacemaker and richie would like this you're gonna be a fucking exactly what you just said is what i expect you're like i don't know sci-fi but it's good writing the game
00:27:24
Fuck Off
I'm still on the fence. Yeah, I'm still up in the air.
00:27:43
Fuck Off
I like video game movies. I fucking love Mortal Kombat............................
00:27:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And the game, the game, the game is is, like one of the biggest things about the game is how good the writing is in the game and all the characters and everything like that. And the, and the shockingly, this show is so popular and so good because it follows source material.
00:28:03
Matt LaRose
pretty fucking closely and that's partly why it's even if you don't know the source material you just know that they don't deviate from it and it's what makes it's the source material is what makes the story good whether it's on a video game platform or a tv show platform
00:28:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, and what's that chick's name again? Isn't she popular now?
00:28:21
Matt LaRose
yeah she's actually really popular and she's fucking so retarded in the show i wish i could fucking i'm gonna look it up right now
00:28:26
Fuck Off
It's not Anna D'Armis, right? someone else.
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
I had my IMDB up and then I fucked it up.
00:28:36
Fuck Off
I'm itching my nose on the microphone.
00:28:39
Matt LaRose
That sounds nice.
00:28:41
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:28:43
Matt LaRose
Her name is Ella Purnell.
00:28:47
Fuck Off
That's not who I thought.
00:28:49
Matt LaRose
She's also in, let me see.
00:28:57
Matt LaRose
She was in yellow jackets as teen Jackie.
00:29:03
Fuck Off
I started watching that.
00:29:05
Matt LaRose
She was in 40 episodes of a Star Trek show.
00:29:09
Fuck Off
Definitely didn't see that. Paul Giamatti's in the new Star Trek.
00:29:13
Matt LaRose
She was in Army of the Dead. Yeah, I don't know.
00:29:16
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:29:16
Matt LaRose
She's in a bunch of stuff, but she's a really good actress.
00:29:19
Fuck Off
Look up.
00:29:19
Matt LaRose
And she's...
00:29:20
Fuck Off
Look up Michelle Randall while you're there.
00:29:21
Matt LaRose
Look up who? Michelle Randall?
00:29:24
Fuck Off
No, Michelle Randolph.
00:29:26
Matt LaRose
Michelle... Randall. Oh, how are you? This blonde chick?
00:29:31
Fuck Off
I don't know. I can't see.
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
Holy... Holy fuck.
00:29:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's basically naked in the entire Landman movie show.
00:29:43
Matt LaRose
Okay. All right. This is something I can get behind.
00:29:45
Fuck Off
That's who Glenn Powell is dating, that dude from Top Gun.
00:29:48
Matt LaRose
oh really?
00:29:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. So he's dating her now.
00:29:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, good for...
00:29:52
Fuck Off
She is hot. She's 28, but she's playing a 17-year-old. And she, like, cheers. She does cheering in hot pants.
00:30:08
Fuck Off
That's nothing.
00:30:11
Matt LaRose
I just saying, that's as you were saying that, that's the picture that popped up of her. So that must be from the show.
00:30:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's hot.
00:30:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm into this. I can't wait. I was actually i was impressed and excited with the amount of shit that was on Paramount+. So was like, all right.
00:30:24
Fuck Off
There's a lot on Paramount+. plus And the fights will be on there.
00:30:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:28
Fuck Off
I think they're even going to have some football at some point.
00:30:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're going to have football. and Yeah, so fucking there you go.
00:30:34
Fuck Off
Speaking of football,
00:30:36
Matt LaRose
Speaking of football, I'm wearing...
00:30:40
Fuck Off
got a nice Landry jersey on.
00:30:42
Matt LaRose
This is number two. Doug Flutie. Ever heard of him?
00:30:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, AMC movie theaters on Flutie Pass and Framingham Mass.
00:30:59
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. The Patriots, Richie. There's a big game. this I can't believe of all the time slots we got Sunday fucking night at 8 o'clock. I hate Sunday night football.
00:31:08
Fuck Off
Of course you can.
00:31:10
Matt LaRose
only they the good The only thing that would have been worse than that was Monday Night Football. But the first, so let me paint you a picture. I'm going to tee you up. If you go back a bunch of episodes to like so August, September, I asked you how the Patriots were going to be
New England Patriots' Playoff Prospects
00:31:26
Matt LaRose
this year.
00:31:26
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:31:28
Matt LaRose
And as always, you did an expert job breaking them down. And you told me they could be pretty good, but we'll see. So I said, I think if the team goes 500 on the season, that would be considered a success.
00:31:43
Matt LaRose
And then I said, the caveat to that is if they make the playoffs, that would be a resounding success. Like, holy fucking shit. Who would have ever thought? Now the Patriots are the AFC East champions with a home game wild card weekend this Saturday night, ah Sunday night against the Chargers.
00:32:07
Fuck Off
Which, it sucks.
00:32:07
Matt LaRose
So.
00:32:09
Fuck Off
Because i really think we can win this game. And I'm in the fucking mode of, I don't know who can beat us right now if we keep playing well.
00:32:16
Matt LaRose
Uh-oh. That's a danger. You know, you weren't there all season long. You kept saying you were never buying in.
00:32:22
Fuck Off
I'm not there.
00:32:23
Matt LaRose
You were never buying in all season long.
00:32:24
Fuck Off
I'm not buying in. um Look, it's what you said is what you, we were already, you're right. We discussed it This has have been a colossally successful season. Even if they, even if they only had nine wins to me, that was a huge season.
00:32:33
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable. Yeah.
00:32:37
Fuck Off
What we said, nevermind double digit wins of 10, but to really have 14 wins,
00:32:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:45
Fuck Off
is shocking to watch the way the line has played and grown and the running game and the speed that we have and the way we can win on all three phases and they're playing as one unit.
00:32:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:58
Fuck Off
Like that's really tough to beat. Now Jacksonville is doing that right now as well.
00:33:00
Matt LaRose
Everybody's bought in.
00:33:04
Fuck Off
They're playing all together, a big team game.
00:33:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:06
Fuck Off
Everyone's ruling them out, but people are starting to get on their jock because no one wants to put credence into what the Patriots have done, even though they won 14 games. So, and you have Houston, the same thing.
00:33:18
Fuck Off
And then you have Buffalo and everyone, no one wants to let go of the Josh Allen dream, but frankly, we proved we can beat Buffalo. We just can't get lackadaisical and take your fucking foot off their throat.
00:33:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, take the foot off the gas. and Yeah.
00:33:32
Fuck Off
And, and I think they they learned that lesson by coming back and hammering Baltimore, you know the next week.
00:33:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. On Sunday Night Football.
00:33:41
Fuck Off
So, yeah, the Chargers sitting all their starters. They had an extra week off to try to get rest for Herbert's wrist. I get it. But they rested a bunch of other guys. They're going to fly all the way across country to face a very hot Patriot team.
00:33:57
Fuck Off
I think it was the wrong move to sit those guys. You got to sit Herbert. I get that. But you should have played the other guys.
00:34:07
Fuck Off
And I think you're in a lot of trouble.
00:34:08
Matt LaRose
It's going to be cold too.
00:34:09
Matt LaRose
Cold night game. It's supposed to be raining the night before and the day of, but it's supposed to be done raining by the time football game starts.
00:34:09
Fuck Off
It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be good.
00:34:12
Fuck Off
And then you have...
00:34:20
Fuck Off
And then is it Houston and Buffalo?
00:34:22
Matt LaRose
I have it pulled up right here because I knew i figured we'd talk we would go over wild card weekend. Um, it is, wait, where the fuck?
00:34:31
Fuck Off
Now, this is one of those things where, like, if you ask me before the season, they say, okay, they got there. They're one and done if they even get in. Chargers are going to come in. They're going to beat us. But I don't know how they can beat us right now.
00:34:44
Matt LaRose
Hmm. So the, uh, how did it?
00:34:47
Fuck Off
I do know how they can beat us, actually.
00:34:51
Matt LaRose
Okay. So the bills are playing the Jaguars Sunday at one o'clock.
00:34:57
Fuck Off
So there's a game that everybody's hyped up on the Jags now. So it's going to be interesting to see who comes out of that game.
00:35:01
Matt LaRose
right that's in jacksonville
00:35:05
Fuck Off
okay Yeah. So if Trevor Lawrence can finally get over the hump, which everyone's on his jock right now, they'll be on his jock. But if Josh Allen pulls it out, you know, everyone's falling back to Josh Allen's the man, the stud, he's going to do it.
00:35:17
Matt LaRose
right everybody's gonna they wanted they would have are
00:35:20
Fuck Off
But Josh Allen can't then come to us, which is, No, they would end up going to...
00:35:28
Fuck Off
Because Houston plays
00:35:31
Matt LaRose
Houston plays the Steelers on Monday night.
00:35:33
Fuck Off
the Steelers, and Houston wins that game. So then Houston...
00:35:37
Matt LaRose
in In Pittsburgh, Houston wins that game?
00:35:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:40
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:35:41
Fuck Off
And then Houston comes to...
00:35:46
Fuck Off
No, Buffalo goes to Houston, I think, from there, right? And then...
00:35:49
Matt LaRose
I don't know.
00:35:50
Fuck Off
No, no. Then Houston comes to us... And then Buffalo goes to Denver.
00:35:56
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:35:58
Fuck Off
And I think Buffalo might win that game. And then Buffalo has to come back to New England. No way they're going to beat us.
00:36:06
Matt LaRose
for the AFC Championship.
00:36:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:36:08
Matt LaRose
Damn. Saturday at 430, you got the Rams and the Panthers.
00:36:17
Fuck Off
Yeah. Another interesting one because the Panthers can show up with Bryce Young sometimes.
00:36:22
Matt LaRose
Panthers 8-9, the 12-5.
00:36:25
Fuck Off
I know it's crazy. And Bryce Young can just play out of his ass at times. But odds are the Rams are going to take this. Everyone's predicting the Rams-Seahawks to decide for the Super Bowl.
00:36:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, damn. At 8 o'clock on Saturday, you have the Green Bay Packers versus the Chicago Bears in Chicago. And my weather eye in the sky is showing that maybe a little bit of snow for that game.
00:36:48
Fuck Off
which would be great. And these two teams hate each other and Green Bay has notoriously owned Chicago forever and continue to.
00:36:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:56
Fuck Off
But this year could be different.
00:36:56
Matt LaRose
The Packers 9-7-1, the Bears
00:37:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, this year I think could be different. I think Caleb Williams gets a win at home in the playoffs. but
00:37:07
Matt LaRose
And then ah the other NFC game Sunday at 4.30 is the Niners versus the Eagles.
00:37:14
Fuck Off
Interesting game because it's in San Francisco, I believe.
00:37:18
Matt LaRose
It's in Philly.
00:37:19
Fuck Off
Oh, that's why it's interesting then.
00:37:23
Fuck Off
That's a tough game for Philly to come um unless they get their head out of their ass quickly. But then to have to go to play a team like that and then to have to potentially go to Seattle I think is a tough out.
00:37:36
Fuck Off
So I think that San Francisco and Philly, that's a flip of the coin game. Maybe Philly wins that.
00:37:44
Fuck Off
But maybe they don't.
00:37:48
Matt LaRose
So Rams, Panthers, I'm going to take the Rams.
00:37:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, for sure.
00:37:54
Matt LaRose
And then Packers, Bears, I'm going to take the Packers.
00:37:58
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. I'm not.
00:38:00
Matt LaRose
For the Bills and the Jaguars, I'm going to take Buffalo.
00:38:10
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:38:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, this one has me kind of tricked out. I think
00:38:15
Matt LaRose
is ah Is Jacksonville that good?
00:38:19
Fuck Off
they were not, but now they happen to be.
00:38:22
Matt LaRose
Interest. So they heat it up at the end of this towards the end of the season.
00:38:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, they won like eight in a row or something.
00:38:26
Matt LaRose
Holy shit.
00:38:27
Fuck Off
What's their record?
00:38:28
Matt LaRose
They're The Bills are 12-5. So they actually have a better...
00:38:30
Fuck Off
mean, that seems good.
00:38:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I guess they are pretty good. who I always thought the Jaguars sucked. I never pay attention to them.
00:38:36
Fuck Off
They did. They started off with three losses or something. They were horrible.
00:38:39
Matt LaRose
The entire time my brother lived in Jacksonville, we never cared because they were just so shitty.
00:38:44
Fuck Off
Trevor Lawrence just blossomed.
00:38:44
Matt LaRose
No...
00:38:45
Fuck Off
You know what? I'm going to go with the home team.
00:38:48
Matt LaRose
Really? Okay. Jaguars with a huge upset. Crushing Josh Allen and Buffalo in the Bills Mafia.
00:38:54
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:38:54
Matt LaRose
Exciting. The Niners and the Birds. I'm going to take the Birds.
00:39:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going with the bird. I'm going with all the home teams.
00:39:03
Matt LaRose
Damn. so you're gonna in your Well, no, because you said the Texans would beat the Steelers, right?
00:39:07
Fuck Off
I'm taking the Texans.
00:39:09
Matt LaRose
And then who you taking? Chargers Patriots.
00:39:13
Fuck Off
Definitely the Patriots.
00:39:16
Matt LaRose
I can't believe it. I went all the way down to Patriot Place the other day. Visited, i went to HQ just to check it out and see what was going on, you know?
00:39:23
Fuck Off
You got a Harold Landry jersey.
00:39:25
Matt LaRose
I went down there to, uh, I've had, this has been in the closet for a while. I've had the, uh, poor choice of words. I, uh, I went down there to get a Drake, Drake, May, May shirt.
00:39:33
Fuck Off
Just like you, my friend.
00:39:40
Fuck Off
Can't do that.
00:39:40
Matt LaRose
And they, they didn't have fucking anything down there.
00:39:43
Fuck Off
It's the playoffs, dude.
00:39:43
Matt LaRose
They all,
00:39:44
Fuck Off
What do you think is going to happen?
00:39:44
Matt LaRose
they only It wasn't the playoffs yet.
00:39:47
Fuck Off
It's coming. Everyone knew what was coming.
00:39:47
Matt LaRose
It was... Oh, yeah, and it was right after...
00:39:49
Fuck Off
MVP talk. I don't even think you can get a Drake May shirt of dicks.
00:39:53
Matt LaRose
It was right after Christmas, too, so... They only...
00:39:57
Fuck Off
Good timing as usual.
00:39:58
Matt LaRose
They only had Gonzalez shirts.
00:40:02
Fuck Off
That guy is awesome.
00:40:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's great.
00:40:04
Fuck Off
We need to lock him down ASAP.
00:40:07
Matt LaRose
And then...
00:40:08
Fuck Off
Long-term extension. He's going to cost money, but he's worth it.
00:40:13
Matt LaRose
I can't believe it, man.
00:40:13
Fuck Off
Jaylen Hopkins is playing great. I can't believe how young these guys are and talented.
00:40:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:19
Fuck Off
And we have like 12 picks in the draft next year.
00:40:23
Matt LaRose
Wow. And Vrabel's the fucking man. what's ah What's going on with your boy Stefan Diggs? Apparently he might have choked and slapped a bitch.
00:40:31
Fuck Off
allegedly, and you know what?
00:40:32
Matt LaRose
Allegedly.
00:40:33
Fuck Off
A lot of people say a lot of things.
00:40:36
Matt LaRose
You say a lot of things.
00:40:37
Fuck Off
let's just let's like let's Let's just let the courts figure that out.
00:40:41
Matt LaRose
That's what they're there for.
00:40:43
Fuck Off
No point in jumping on anything ahead of time. Just let them keep playing.
00:40:48
Matt LaRose
No need for no drama.
00:40:49
Fuck Off
No, let's not mess anything up right now. well Let the facts follow as they may, but let's keep playing football in the interim.
00:40:55
Matt LaRose
Hard-nosed football. Let's go. I love it.
00:40:57
Fuck Off
In a rear view, everything else is off the table.
00:41:00
Matt LaRose
I think it's safe to say, and you can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think Patriots football is back.
00:41:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's definitely back for sure.
00:41:10
Matt LaRose
Spiraled of control.
00:41:11
Fuck Off
It's not, it's ah I don't think there's,
00:41:16
Fuck Off
yeah, I think it's back. I think we've got a good opportunity to win the AFC East for the next few years.
00:41:21
Matt LaRose
Spiraled out of control for a couple years after the Tom Brady-Bill Belichick breakup, but you always have to expect shit like that to happen. Gerard Mayo was... What the fuck did Gerard Mayo do this year?
00:41:32
Matt LaRose
Did he even like coach anybody else or anything like that?
00:41:34
Fuck Off
I can move to Alabama probably and bought a fucking hover boat.
00:41:39
Matt LaRose
Fucking disappeared on a front porch somewhere?
00:41:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, he got thrown under the bus a little bit, but
00:41:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think he was a fall guy for sure. But now...
00:41:47
Fuck Off
it worked out.
00:41:49
Matt LaRose
now
00:41:49
Fuck Off
Speaking of that, we've got all these pro Hall of Fame coaches getting fired too, like Harbaugh and Belichick talking to teams allegedly.
00:41:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, crazy, right?
00:42:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:42:01
Matt LaRose
how How did he do in Carolina this year? Was they any good or did they soccer?
00:42:01
Fuck Off
Atlanta.
00:42:05
Fuck Off
They were horrible, but they were... better than they were, I guess. And they were better at the end of the year and once they got going. i think they started off 0-2 or 3 or something and then ah they ended up 6-8.
00:42:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:23
Matt LaRose
Well. There's that. Yeah, Jim Harbaugh got fired. Fucking Pete Carroll got fired.
00:42:30
Fuck Off
John Harbaugh.
00:42:31
Matt LaRose
John Harbaugh.
00:42:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, all the old dudes.
00:42:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:36
Fuck Off
We'll see what happens.
00:42:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow.
00:42:37
Fuck Off
Rumor is Brady's involved in the Raiders head coach. It's going to be a former Patriot coach.
00:42:43
Matt LaRose
I
00:42:44
Fuck Off
Brian Flores, the DC for Minnesota.
00:42:47
Matt LaRose
remember Flores.
00:42:48
Fuck Off
Then they're going to have Brian Dable, who coached the Giants and sucked, but allegedly he's going to be their offensive coordinator.
00:42:49
Matt LaRose
Maybe...
00:42:55
Fuck Off
so
00:42:55
Matt LaRose
Maybe bring back John Gruden to the Raiders. Why not?
00:42:59
Fuck Off
John Gruden's great. There was talk about him potentially going to Atlanta, too.
00:43:03
Matt LaRose
He's the man.
00:43:06
Matt LaRose
ay Interesting. Yeah, Patriots football's back, baby.
00:43:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, they need an edge rusher. The rumor is next year maybe Stephon Gilmore comes back for a year, which would be great. We do need another corner.
00:43:20
Matt LaRose
Does he still play?
00:43:22
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:43:23
Matt LaRose
ah shit.
00:43:24
Fuck Off
He had a good year.
00:43:29
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah. Interesting. I love it. I love this weekend and next weekend. There's so much football to be had. I can't hardly control myself.
00:43:37
Fuck Off
We still need a big-time receiver, too.
00:43:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:42
Fuck Off
We need like A.J.
00:43:42
Matt LaRose
Well, listen, here we need Randy Moss.
00:43:43
Fuck Off
Brown, T. Higgins. sir I would take Randy Moss. Not one eye and a prostate cancer.
00:43:52
Fuck Off
I'd fucking take fucking Tom Brady still.
00:43:52
Matt LaRose
He's.
00:43:55
Fuck Off
Throwing the ball to him.
00:43:55
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Get Gronk out there.
00:44:00
Fuck Off
I think they'd come back. If someone really said come back for the playoffs, those two would.
00:44:06
Matt LaRose
I think what they would need to do is be like, here's the deal. You guys can come back and we're not going to drug test you.
00:44:15
Matt LaRose
Gronk would be like, okay.
00:44:20
Fuck Off
Grouch slid it down.
00:44:20
Matt LaRose
Imagine, imagine if back in the day, When Gronk was in his prime, but also getting injured all the time because he was like just a fucking diesel truck out there pulling fucking everything.
00:44:36
Matt LaRose
If they were like, here's the deal, for your recovery, for your recovery, we're going to let you shoot all these fucking... Imagine they just let him juice to the gills 100%.
00:44:49
Matt LaRose
Football would be so much better and was so much better back in the day when everybody was juiced.
00:44:57
Fuck Off
It's so crazy.
00:45:00
Matt LaRose
who is that Who is that guy that used to play for the Raiders? Oh, fuck.
00:45:05
Fuck Off
John Matusak or Lyle?
00:45:07
Matt LaRose
Romanowski? Bill Romanowski?
00:45:08
Fuck Off
Lyle Alzado? Oh, Roman. lets yeah He went to BC. Played at Boston College.
00:45:14
Matt LaRose
That dude...
00:45:15
Fuck Off
Played at the Raiders. Played for the Niners. Played
00:45:19
Matt LaRose
That dude used to like break people's fingers in the piles and jam his thumb right up your ass.
00:45:21
Fuck Off
for the Broncos. Yeah, it's one of the dirtiest players ever.
00:45:26
Fuck Off
Piece of shit.
00:45:29
Matt LaRose
That was when football was a man's game.
00:45:31
Fuck Off
Never trust a pole. That's what I say.
00:45:33
Matt LaRose
That's true. That's true. These Eastern block motherfuckers.
00:45:39
Fuck Off
Speaking of, there's this show that I stumbled across with my man, Granty.
00:45:46
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:45:47
Fuck Off
And it's called Physical Asia. Have you heard of this?
00:45:51
Matt LaRose
No, I haven't heard of this.
00:45:52
Fuck Off
On Netflix. And they had there was one, I guess, in the U.S. or somewhere else last year. This is season two, so it was just Asia. And they are like athletes from different sports, from like Turkey is one team, Australia is one team, Mongolia is one team, and Japan was a team.
00:46:16
Matt LaRose
okay
00:46:17
Fuck Off
Those are the only four I saw. They had others, but they're down to these four. And like Yushin Akami, he's he's there for Japan.
00:46:28
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:46:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's he's one of the athletes. And Robert Whitaker is an athlete for Australia.
00:46:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, I think, wait, is this on Netflix?
00:46:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's on Netflix.
00:46:38
Matt LaRose
I think I saw a video of this when he was fucking going nuts, yelling at fucking, they were trying to do something where they were holding big stone beams and he was like, I live here!
00:46:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
00:46:48
Matt LaRose
Like going fucking mental.
00:46:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's the best.
00:46:50
Fuck Off
This show is crazy because it's like the Highland games with all the best athletes. And there's this one dude from Japan.
00:46:54
Matt LaRose
don't know.
00:46:55
Fuck Off
He's a baseball player. He's built like a brick shithouse. And he was dominating pretty much all these things. But the world's strongest man is an Australian guy, Eddie Graham, I think it is.
00:47:01
Matt LaRose
Eddie,
00:47:06
Matt LaRose
eddie yeah.
00:47:07
Fuck Off
And he's on the team. And like some of the guys are like, why doesn't anyone fear me? And they went up against Eddie. They're like, I can't. He's a movable object. And it's funny because they it's all translated because they can't speak English.
00:47:20
Fuck Off
But and they're pretty racist towards each other.
00:47:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:23
Matt LaRose
What is it called? Physical what?
00:47:25
Fuck Off
Physical Asia.
00:47:26
Matt LaRose
I'll watch that shit.
00:47:26
Fuck Off
in You got to watch it because the Turkish team, this is right up your alley. The Turkish team on it has, you know, and everyone's got like two wrestling chicks or whatever.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:37
Fuck Off
But. And they, their sports thing, like the Mongolian guy has this Mongolian sport background where, you know and they talk about the sports and how there were legends in and what they're good at. So the dude from Turkey is a Turkish wrestler.
00:47:52
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:47:53
Fuck Off
Yeah. Cool. Do you know what that entails? Traditional Turkish wrestling.
00:47:57
Matt LaRose
Grease it. You gotta to grease yourself up naked and have a go with the other fellas. See who's the most dominant wrestling champion when you're all lubed up.
00:48:08
Fuck Off
Sounds like you've been down Pornhub.
00:48:09
Matt LaRose
ah
00:48:12
Fuck Off
these guys These guys wear leather pants.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
Come on, man. That's real fucking wrestling. We gotta fucking... Yeah. Yeah.
00:48:17
Fuck Off
They're these like calfskin leather pants that they have to slide in and wear. It's the uniform. And that's it.
00:48:25
Matt LaRose
the
00:48:26
Fuck Off
And they have people like fluffers that come over and douse them in oil.
00:48:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:34
Fuck Off
And then you have to wrestle.
00:48:37
Fuck Off
And you might ask yourself, as I did to Granty, how do they even get control of each other like this, especially with the leather pants all slipped up?
00:48:45
Matt LaRose
You gotta fucking,
00:48:48
Matt LaRose
gotta
Turkish Wrestling Traditions: A Humorous Take
00:48:49
Matt LaRose
squeeze like you've never squeezed before.
00:48:49
Fuck Off
And he said, well, if you wait two minutes, you're going to see how this guy slides his hands down the back of this guy's leather pants to anchor in his thumb hole, where the true term checking your oil really came from.
00:49:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's the anchor.
00:49:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
00:49:07
Fuck Off
And down the front with a big sack of balls for the suplex.
00:49:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's called the five-on-two. Yeah, yeah, it's the five-on-two, my friend.
00:49:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, this guy is exactly what you thought a Turkish guy would look like, a Turkish wrestler, covered in hair and beards.
00:49:18
Matt LaRose
Let me ask you a question. let me Let me ask you a question because...
00:49:25
Fuck Off
It was brutal.
00:49:25
Matt LaRose
a Big mustache. have you Have you never... oiled up a mostly naked man before battle before
00:49:39
Fuck Off
I've oiled up a man's face.
00:49:41
Matt LaRose
no I'm talking oil the man before battle I'm talking head to toe every well
00:49:46
Fuck Off
oh um
00:49:51
Fuck Off
I'm pretty sure i know the I know the answer to this and it's it's definitely no
00:49:57
Matt LaRose
you've never You've never done a proper Muay Thai fight before or anything like that because let me tell you something. that i have oiled
00:50:03
Fuck Off
with liniment.
00:50:04
Matt LaRose
I've oiled many a men in my day before battle.
00:50:07
Fuck Off
I'm sure that you have.
00:50:08
Matt LaRose
it's ah it's a it's ah It's a rite of passage to oil yourself up and and have a go. You got to do a five on two. That's how you grab them in the front. You got to grab what you can grab. You know what I mean?
00:50:20
Fuck Off
Sure do.
00:50:22
Matt LaRose
Listen. Listen, handsome fella, if someone comes rolling up on you the street, are you going to grab a five on two if that's all you can get a fucking hold of? Are you going to say, hold on, friend, you got a little bit of oil on your junk and I'd better not give it a squeeze.
00:50:36
Fuck Off
I'm going to say, hold on, let me grab this oil out of my car. For one. And then I'm going to throw him off and start by turning around and saying, you go first.
00:50:47
Fuck Off
Maybe he gets discombobulated and while he's trying to figure that out, I kick him in his nuts.
00:50:53
Matt LaRose
I saw a meme the other day that said, there's two kind of two kinds of men in this world.
00:50:56
Fuck Off
I love meanies.
00:51:01
Matt LaRose
Those who are afraid to fight and to fight a home intruder naked and those who intend to.
00:51:09
Fuck Off
Ain't no doubt about that. i have no shame in my game.
00:51:12
Matt LaRose
No, dog, bring it on Let's go.
00:51:13
Fuck Off
My fucking... Old-ass ball sack is going to be drooping down behind the back of my knees except for my nuts that shot up into my lower stomach from being all jacked up.
00:51:15
Matt LaRose
Let's go. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:51:24
Fuck Off
And I would beat the fuck out of it.
00:51:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Doug.
00:51:27
Fuck Off
It would literally look like I was having sex with the dude if the cop showed up. I would be all over him, biting him, covered in blood, literally ripping his fucking nose off his face and his eyes out of his fucking head.
00:51:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You wouldn't be having sex with him because that would be gay, but you'd be doing everything else.
00:51:39
Fuck Off
I
00:51:43
Fuck Off
and don't know. I might.
00:51:46
Matt LaRose
Because you're going to show him who's boss.
00:51:46
Fuck Off
It's not gay. No, it's not gay if you fucking beat the fuck out of a home invader till he's near dead and fucking sodomize him with a bat in your cock.
00:51:50
Matt LaRose
No. You're teaching someone a lesson.
00:51:55
Matt LaRose
You're teaching them a lesson.
00:51:57
Fuck Off
That's called dominance.
00:51:58
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:52:00
Fuck Off
That's called you came to the wrong house, fella.
00:52:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And now I am going to fucking lube you up and get a fucking thumb grip and a five on two and dump you out of my fucking top rope, buddy.
00:52:13
Fuck Off
I sometimes just pray someone will break in. Like I sometimes I'll leave the doors open sometimes and just be like, please come in tonight.
00:52:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:20
Fuck Off
Please come in tonight.
00:52:22
Matt LaRose
Tonight's going to be the night.
00:52:30
Fuck Off
like a fantasy.
00:52:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what I would do.
00:52:36
Matt LaRose
the ah You know, you got to lube yourself up. Otherwise, your knees will fucking look like mine after we fucking rolled a couple weeks ago.
00:52:43
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:52:44
Matt LaRose
There's still my...
00:52:44
Fuck Off
How does he look pretty good?
00:52:46
Matt LaRose
i know they' so I've been fucking triple antibionic-ing them.
00:52:50
Fuck Off
Oh, they look great. They're fine. Perfect.
00:52:53
Matt LaRose
Still got some scabbies on there, but, you know...
00:52:55
Fuck Off
Good luck on
00:52:57
Matt LaRose
We did a good old fashioned. Was it a New Year's roll or it was like the timeing but time in between Christmas and New Year's.
00:53:01
Fuck Off
Day after Christmas.
00:53:04
Matt LaRose
We went did a roll.
00:53:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, day after Christmas. 26th. That
00:53:09
Matt LaRose
That was a good time. I rolled well that day.
00:53:11
Fuck Off
was all mushrooms.
00:53:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's right. I forgot we took mushrooms. At one point I was having so much fun laughing and struggling to breathe. And I was like, I think this is the mushrooms, but I'm having a really good time.
00:53:22
Fuck Off
It was good time. was fun.
00:53:27
Matt LaRose
ah yeah Hell yeah. That was the first time I had done jujitsu since Wisconsin.
00:53:35
Fuck Off
Me too.
00:53:38
Matt LaRose
When I got robbed. I didn't have a gi.
00:53:41
Fuck Off
was the best.
Boxing and UFC Highlights
00:53:45
Matt LaRose
Richie, the only other thing that we hadn't talked about the last time we recorded that I couldn't wait to talk to you about was we last recorded after the last UFC of the year, butbu and there still hasn't been one, but we recorded before the last real boxing match of the year, which was Anthony Joshua versus Jake Paul.
00:53:57
Fuck Off
And there still hasn't been one.
00:54:08
Fuck Off
i thought we talk I thought we did talk after that.
00:54:11
Matt LaRose
we Not after it, we talked before it.
00:54:14
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:54:17
Fuck Off
Well,
00:54:17
Matt LaRose
anderson Anderson Silva knocked out Tyron Woodley in that in that fight.
00:54:21
Fuck Off
yeah, everyone forgot about that already.
00:54:23
Matt LaRose
that Hit him with a little fucking a little knee feint and then blasted him with an uppercut.
00:54:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, classic idiot.
00:54:30
Matt LaRose
It's pretty...
00:54:31
Fuck Off
Weidman's on deck next.
00:54:34
Matt LaRose
yeah It's honestly awesome.
00:54:35
Fuck Off
Who cares?
00:54:36
Matt LaRose
I love that Anderson... so i was I was more stoked to watch him fight than anybody because he was my favorite MMA fighter for so many years.
00:54:42
Fuck Off
I was more stoked to watch Anthony Joshua start fighting once the fourth round began, whatever the contract stipulated.
00:54:47
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:54:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he took his time on that.
00:54:51
Fuck Off
And it was clearly, that was a fixed fight.
00:54:58
Matt LaRose
You think so?
00:54:59
Fuck Off
A thousand percent. The entire first three rounds were just dances, short hops, misses. And it wasn't until you can see exactly when he decided, okay, I get to go now, whatever the time was that they had.
00:55:12
Fuck Off
He threw a massive ripping uppercut with his right hand that would have ripped his head off and he missed it. And
00:55:23
Fuck Off
then he really started to cut off the ring instead of just chasing him down and move things. Once he cut the ring off, that was that.
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
He was punching him.
00:55:30
Fuck Off
I mean, he did real boxing. I mean, this is, he could have ended that fight in one round if he wanted to, honestly.
00:55:34
Matt LaRose
I thought he was, I was, I was like, how is he not going to just walk in and ah and annihilate this guy? And then I noticed like, I'm like, he's like punching him in the chest. It was like, he was like being nice to him for a while. And then he beat the fuck out of
00:55:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, well then, you know, Jake hit him a few times hard, so.
00:55:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:53
Fuck Off
He did catch him with ah a jab. He caught him with a couple of big right hands. I mean, he threw everything he had on him, so. And when he realized he couldn't hurt him, you could see he just ran from him too.
00:56:03
Fuck Off
so and Yeah, it's ridiculous.
00:56:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he kept trying to like double leg them and shit like that.
00:56:08
Fuck Off
So when Joshua finally did hit him, that was all she wrote. He was smart enough to stay awake to know something bad just happened.
00:56:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he...
00:56:17
Fuck Off
He was just like, oh trying to fuck around. Then he realized he couldn't fucking close his mouth probably.
00:56:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:23
Fuck Off
But he got plates and screws put in.
00:56:25
Matt LaRose
he got He broke his jaw in two places, basically and one on each side of his chin. he got punched...
00:56:30
Fuck Off
To have your jaw broken in two places in a boxing match is pretty violent.
00:56:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. That is crazy.
00:56:39
Matt LaRose
That's why, like, so, like, that's why.
00:56:39
Fuck Off
And the the punch was was still only one real good punch.
00:56:44
Fuck Off
Like he could have, I'm telling you, he would have destroyed him if he just unleashed even more.
00:56:44
Matt LaRose
uh.
00:56:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:51
Fuck Off
That was one punch that put him down. They could have just let him get up and take more of a beating too to the next round.
00:56:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:00
Fuck Off
But he wouldn't have.
00:57:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He got the fuck beat out of him, man. he like looked He looked really shitty.
00:57:07
Fuck Off
He's still talking shit. And then I heard there was some he wants to sue people who said it was fixed or whatever.
00:57:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:14
Matt LaRose
He's going to do whatever he has to do to keep himself relevant.
00:57:15
Fuck Off
I hope he's all done.
00:57:18
Matt LaRose
I heard he wants to fight Canelo.
00:57:21
Fuck Off
and you Well, Connor wants him too.
00:57:25
Matt LaRose
How much bigger is he than Conor?
00:57:28
Fuck Off
A lot.
00:57:28
Matt LaRose
he to say He's a lot bigger, right?
00:57:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, he is.
00:57:35
Fuck Off
He'd probably knock Connor out.
00:57:36
Matt LaRose
I think he would probably knock Connor out.
00:57:43
Matt LaRose
If they did it with four-ounce gloves, I would say Connor would have a better shot because he would have to have put with boxing gloves on.
00:57:48
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:57:50
Matt LaRose
He would probably knock Connor out.
00:57:53
Fuck Off
Jake's too long. And Connor, the way he fights is long.
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:57
Fuck Off
It just plays into Jake's game.
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:01
Fuck Off
with the long jab. I mean, he's fundamentally sound. And Connor fights with the wide-legged stance and stays back.
00:58:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, does the old in and out, in and out.
00:58:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, it's he's the size difference, I think, is too big.
00:58:18
Fuck Off
But what do I know? I don't know anything, let's be honest.
00:58:20
Matt LaRose
and I don't know anything. i don't know anything.
00:58:23
Fuck Off
I know one no that's all I got.
00:58:26
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's perfect. It's been 58 minutes. How do you beat that? Oh, how bizarre.
00:58:39
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:59:02
Matt LaRose
How bizarre? How bizarre?
00:59:07
Fuck Off
That's what think about sticking fingers up dudes' asses wearing leather pants covered in Western fucking oil. And you're looking good.
00:59:16
Matt LaRose
Make wrestling great again.
00:59:19
Fuck Off
Eat more chicken.