Infinite Abyss Episode 73: Movies I've Watched Since You Last Recorded

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Fuck Off: The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down of the big lake they call Kitchigooley. The lake it is said never gives up for dead when the skies of November turn gloomy.

Fuck Off: With a load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty.

Fuck Off: That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early. The ship was the pride the American coming back from some mill in Wisconsin.

Fuck Off: As the big freighters go, it was bigger than most with a crew and a captain.

Matt LaRose: got up

Fuck Off: No,

Matt LaRose: we may have uh violated a free usage term on that

Fuck Off: now no, that was only, no, no, hu no, that was well, well over a minute. We're fine.

Matt LaRose: Shout out to the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Fuck Off: Yeah, well, 50 years ago, essentially last week, that motherfucker really happened.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. That explains a lot. I saw more Edmund Fitzgerald shit on social media this year than I ever did before, but maybe it was because it was the big 5-0.

Fuck Off: 50th anniversary, yeah. That's what happened, man. It went down. It happened.

Matt LaRose: Those chilly waters of Lake Superior.

Fuck Off: And they just found another big sunken treasure off the coast of, i don't know, some islands, some set of islands that have been missing for centuries. It's like one of those giant fucking Midas gold type of founts that was always talked about. They think they found like the largest treasure ever. So a lot of sunken treasure ship happening.

Matt LaRose: hmm yarr couldn't we sail the sloppy seas pirate hookers

Fuck Off: Yeah, speaking of that, you sloppy seas and pirates and treasures, you look like one right now. You've got you've got this long, really long hair.

Matt LaRose: your wife told me that my hair was so excuse me your roommate told me that my hair was beautiful

Fuck Off: think she just wanted you to leave.

Matt LaRose: And she even said, you said, i could do that. And she very, very quickly and very adamantly let you know that, no, you cannot.

Fuck Off: I think I could do it. I would look like the guy from the Rocky Horror Picture Show who just was bald on top with the long mullet in the back.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, no, they call that a skullet. And let me be clear, if that's if that's a road that you want to go down, i fully support that.

Fuck Off: I could have a skullet.

Fuck Off: I'm going to move down south shortly, full time, and when I do, I'm going to have a skullet.

Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.

Matt LaRose: The thing is, I have a steadfast rule that I've worked over the years where to go from where you are right now to a nice head of hair, you need it's going to be two years.

Fuck Off: What do you mean?

Matt LaRose: You look okay for the first nine months.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: Then you look like you need to get a haircut. Then for about... For about 12 months, you look like a right asshole because your hair is just kind of poofing out instead of being short or going down. And then a after about a year and a half to a year and three quarters of a year, your hair starts to lay itself down and actually look like you're not trying to grow your hair out. It just looks nice. And then by two years, your hair looks fucking...

Fuck Off: Oh, nice. is that what yours Is that the point you're at now where it looks nice?

Matt LaRose: uh this no i mean that was when ah it looked nice about three years ago now it's just fucking now it's just fabulous and glorious

Fuck Off: Yeah, that's true.

Fuck Off: oh it

Matt LaRose: so that's what you want to do if you want a nice skull it's going to take you two years and i think you should fucking do it man that would be awesome i think that's the kind yeah but here's the thing you're really good at just you're the grinding punishment over time

Fuck Off: I don't even have that kind of time.

Matt LaRose: gives you life and that's just what it is it's just grinding punishment for two years and then finally you're there and realistically and this is me being really honest with you i think if you were finally trying to push your roommate over the edge so that you wouldn't have a roommate anymore i think you going full skullet with a filthy mustache would get that exactly where you want it to be

Fuck Off: Yeah, the problem is it would also prevent anything else from following that, which I was hoping to have a a younger Southern girlfriend at that point.

Matt LaRose: Well, I'm telling you man, the mullets are back. You don't understand it, but it's true.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: Which leads me into one of our topics for this week. What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's edition of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, the inevitable Rich Savistano.

Fuck Off: Yeah, i here I am. I'm jealous because I have no hair, so I can't say your hair looks awful.

Matt LaRose: Exactly. Not with us today is the Mongoose because he's at best.

Fuck Off: he's He's never with us anyway. He's a guest star at most.

Matt LaRose: And I don't even know if I'd call him a star. I would just say just, yeah, he's a guest squatter.

Fuck Off: No, he's a guest spot at most.

Matt LaRose: Sometimes he's just here.

Fuck Off: Yeah, sometimes he's here, and he had some fodder at times, but for the most part, he's a retard.

Matt LaRose: Yes, exactly. But he did hook the boys up.

Fuck Off: Ah, that's true.

Matt LaRose: it's been It's been a few weeks since we recorded. We had some unforeseen circumstances happening, but one of the things is the mongoose hooked you and I up with the tickets to the Shorzy Classic.

Fuck Off: mm-hmm.

Fuck Off: He did. That's probably the greatest thing he's ever done for us.

Matt LaRose: It's true. We saw many mullets there, and it's true. He's not good for a lot, but every once in a while, he'll pull something like that out, and you're like, damn.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Sure as he was fun.

Matt LaRose: What?

Fuck Off: That was a good time.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, it was fucking great. two good Two good periods of some fun hockey. What was the the final score? It was like 11 to 11 or some shit.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Or 14, 14. I don't know.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: I lost count.

Matt LaRose: It was great.

Fuck Off: That's the way to end it too.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: The bees would have killed them and they were all about 60. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. no Well, I think what happened was Shorzy team went up a couple of goals, and then the only one who would still be able to play hockey, Andrew Ferentz, was like...

Matt LaRose: I'm not going to let this happen. And then he was just, he was, if he wasn't scoring, he was assisting on just fucking, he was pumping these guys.

Fuck Off: Yeah. And Sweeney, too. That other Sweeney was in there.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: He was in the mix of everything.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Yeah, those guys those guys weren't going out on their – they weren't going to make it happen.

Matt LaRose: That was a good time.

Matt LaRose: No fucking way. And I've been, following those guys did a game.

Fuck Off: But that was fun. That was a good time.

Matt LaRose: We did that on Sunday. The following Wednesday, they did a, they did it with the long Island, the Islanders team. And then from there, they went out to the West Coast and they just did it with the Kings.

Matt LaRose: And I think they're doing it with a couple other teams too. So it's like

Fuck Off: I don't know how they're in shape to play, honestly.

Matt LaRose: well it's like what you were saying while we were watching it. It's like these guys were like they must be fucking loving this. They were the best guy on the team.

Fuck Off: Ugh.

Matt LaRose: Hitch played nine games for the Canadians. Like they these guys never made it to the big leagues. to the big show you know they're probably ohhl all-stars and new finland league fucking all-stars but never anything like this you know and now they get to tour all over the country and the world and play these fucking silly hockey games it's pretty rad that dude jared kiso the actual guy who's shorzy and and wayne and letter kenny like the dude who makes the show like he's pretty fucking awesome man

Fuck Off: Yeah, it's pretty awesome. It's fun.

Fuck Off: He's funny.

Matt LaRose: Oh my god, my phone's ringing.

Fuck Off: Why?

Matt LaRose: don't know. My mom's calling me.

Fuck Off: That shouldn't happen.

Matt LaRose: I'll tell her I'll get her back here in a minute.

Fuck Off: Well, maybe it's an emergency.

Matt LaRose: No, I've been texting her.

Fuck Off: What kind of ring is that?

Matt LaRose: it's ah i'll tell Actually, that's a great Easter egg. I'm glad you heard that.

Fuck Off: What is that from a night at the Roxbury?

Matt LaRose: No. Hold on one second.

Fuck Off: Zoolander?

Matt LaRose: uh, Tusk when the fucking, uh, it's, uh, who's the dude that's in that movie?

Fuck Off: oh

Matt LaRose: The kid that they turn into Justin Long, his phone ring is a dude, Ralph Garman doing a impression of Al Pacino.

Fuck Off: Justin Long.

Matt LaRose: It goes, Oh, come on now. More margaritas. And I always thought it was the funniest thing. So years ago, um

Matt LaRose: ah Years ago, I made that my ringtone like as a joke. And then I just never my phone's always on silent. So my phone never rings. So I never changed it. But I have ah bypass set on like when my mom calls me or if my brother calls me or whoever it bypasses or you yeah, or you that pops up and starts happening.

Fuck Off: Or me. Yeah. yet

Matt LaRose: So that's outstanding.

Matt LaRose: Hold on.

Fuck Off: How's that?

Matt LaRose: Please pause. I thought I sent a text and it didn't go through. Oh.

Fuck Off: is ah We have some technical difficulties.

Matt LaRose: We got technical difficulties. Hold on.

Fuck Off: We're having technical difficulties, people.

Matt LaRose: i've I've returned.

Matt LaRose: Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. Okay, we're back, baby. We sorted this out. Technical difficulties, unforeseen circumstances. We've had it all, Richie.

Matt LaRose: So, anyways, yeah. Jared Kiso, Shorzy Classic. Good fucking time. If you've never watched Shorzy, watch it. If you've never watched Letterkenny, it's fucking outstanding.

Matt LaRose: That was fun. We get to spend a little bit of time with the boys. At one point, I just ah was leaning back in my chair, double fisting giant Bud Lights, watching a fucking ridiculous hockey game. It was great. I was like, this is what life's all about.

Matt LaRose: Hanging out with my boy. Yeah.

Fuck Off: Got you nice and high.

Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. we were I was retarded.

Fuck Off: Had a great drive home, which should have taken 35 minutes, and it ended up taking an hour and 20 because we decided to start over twice.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Hour and a half. Hour and a half. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, we actually took a ride to Logan Airport.

Fuck Off: And we returned back to the garden.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, we were just we just went to the airport.

Fuck Off: We had a big date day. We went to the Museum of Science.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah, we saw the dinosaur.

Fuck Off: We went to the garden. We saw some hockey.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: We went to the airport. Went back to the garden.

Matt LaRose: Man.

Matt LaRose: We had a real bro date.

Fuck Off: Went home. Yeah, it was awesome.

Matt LaRose: Boston on a Sunday. Still a shithole of that place.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: It's not getting any better, that's for sure.

Fuck Off: Boston in general, it blows.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, no, it's unfortunate because I honestly, i hate the fucking garden too. i hate I used to love going to the garden. I used to love going into Boston. I fucking hate all of it. The only good thing is that... ah you know, free tickets and it's a Sunday afternoon.

Matt LaRose: That's not bad, but they used to park, be able to go in park right underneath the garden, pay like 25 or 30 bucks to park there, go see the Bruins 70.

Fuck Off: What year was this, 77? Yeah,

Matt LaRose: I'm not, I mean, it was all before the Bruins won the Stanley cup.

Fuck Off: yeah I'm never going to do what we did again, by the way. I'm going to go directly under the ground and then leave.

Matt LaRose: You have to prepay that or pre buy that shit now.

Fuck Off: I don't have to pre-buy anything.

Matt LaRose: You got park at the museum of science. They got a nice pisser right there. The money goes to the museum of science.

Fuck Off: That's true. You hit every pisser.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. I had to piss.

Fuck Off: I remember taking a lot of weed and then I had this.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Oh yeah. Then you made that weed drink. It was terrible.

Fuck Off: Yeah, it was an espresso shot. It was delicious.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. But I think that's what fucked me up. I was so retarded.

Fuck Off: Oh, for sure. It fucked you up.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: You're definitely fucked up.

Matt LaRose: That was, yeah, that,

Fuck Off: It was great for me because you didn't talk the whole drive in. So it worked out.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, remember we were listening to As I Lay Dying and shit.

Fuck Off: I don't know what we listened to, but it sucked. And I was really high in that spot where it was like extra loud.

Matt LaRose: It was awesome.

Fuck Off: So it was just bouncing around like a a room in my head. didn't like it.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. You were asking all kinds of questions. You were learning about your...

Fuck Off: Well, I like to ask questions.

Matt LaRose: your ah Yeah, you were learning about metal. I was happy to answer. give you a little Give you a little history lesson for some music for you you know? Maybe you can impress one of your fucking business buddies at your next business.

Fuck Off: Yeah, definitely. We're going to talk about metal for sure.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, you know?

Fuck Off: That usually comes up in most of my tech meetings.

Matt LaRose: Well, if you're a ah

Fuck Off: A lot of Indian metal heads.

Matt LaRose: if you're a... If you want to be boring and talk about the same old, same old, you know?

Fuck Off: Yeah, like quantum compute and physics.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that sounds that sounds exciting.

Fuck Off: Power ampage, kilowatts.

Matt LaRose: I'd at least be talking to him about chicken tiki Marsala.

Fuck Off: Oh, I love some of that.

Matt LaRose: I know chicken tiki rules.

Fuck Off: It's my favorite.

Matt LaRose: So.

Fuck Off: The only reason I was able to go and accepted to go was because the Patriots had a late season bye, so that helped.

Matt LaRose: Hmm.

Fuck Off: Thinking that, okay, let's all just get a rest. Patriots get a rest. Richie Sav get a rest.

Matt LaRose: Going to come back, have

Fuck Off: Gear it up to beat Buffalo after a nice extra week of preparation.

Matt LaRose: going to have a stress-free game against the Bills.

Fuck Off: Score 21 points right away, and then shit in their fucking hands.

Matt LaRose: Honestly, honestly, just embarrass them in the first half. Make them not even...

Fuck Off: Not as much as they were embarrassed in the second half.

Matt LaRose: Right, right, yeah. The second half was made it worse for us.

Fuck Off: The second half was more embarrassing than the first half was for the Bills.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: We spot them 21 points. They score five times in a row.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Drake may can't hit a pass when he's under pressure.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: I told you, man, he's off.

Matt LaRose: Scored two touchdowns.

Fuck Off: Yeah. And if it weren't for Travion Henderson, absolutely gashing two monster runs because he's the fastest guy on the planet, we would have gotten blown the fuck out.

Matt LaRose: That dude is unreal fast because they were showing when he had the ball.

Fuck Off: He's so crazy. 21.5 miles an hour.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. He had the ma the ball and Drake May was throwing a block for him and the motherfucker was running 21 miles an hour.

Fuck Off: Yeah, that was great. So, you know, Drake Mays got some work to do.

Matt LaRose: That's unbelievable.

Fuck Off: He's still a work in progress. i so

Matt LaRose: He's a kid.

Fuck Off: He's a kid. I stand by everything i said previously. he's He's not polished yet. He's been lucky.

Matt LaRose: You got to be lucky, man.

Fuck Off: He's not the MVP of the league.

Matt LaRose: That's not what I'm hearing.

Fuck Off: Well, you're hearing it here. He's definitely not. he He needed to...

Matt LaRose: Definitely not being MVP.

Fuck Off: He would have won the MVP if he...

Matt LaRose: I have to remember that. I will not allow myself to forget that you said he's definitely not going to be the MVP.

Fuck Off: 100% he will not be the MVP this year.

Matt LaRose: Okay. Okay. We'll see.

Fuck Off: his His moment came and went. If he had brought them back, he would have 100% had it locked up.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, I could agree with that. If he didn't fuck that game up.

Fuck Off: Instead, after that first quarter, he was like 5 for fucking 20 with 87 yards. The kid only threw for like 220 yards.

Matt LaRose: Scored two touchdowns.

Fuck Off: 180 yards maybe. Yeah, we got a lot of work to do, man.

Matt LaRose: can make some great passes i don't know what you're talking about i think it's a great situation you'll remember that i said if they know 500 that's a win it's great situation to be

Fuck Off: the page It's not good. It's not a good situation.

Fuck Off: It's a great situation from where we are because we should have never been 100%. ah hundred percent It's a win. It's a win. It's a win. I get it. But your expectations change when you hit goals. You don't just stop.

Matt LaRose: my expectation now is that they make the playoffs Because if you remember, I said it's the season is a success if they go 500.

Fuck Off: Yeah, well...

Fuck Off: Yep.

Matt LaRose: It would be outstanding if they made the playoffs.

Fuck Off: would be incredible if they made the playoffs.

Matt LaRose: So that's my goal now.

Fuck Off: And they had a chance to do all of those things. He had a chance to make the playoffs. They had a chance to win the division, which was unheard of.

Matt LaRose: They can beat anybody in the playoffs.

Fuck Off: And then they were, he had the chance to win an MVP and he went 0 for 3.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.

Fuck Off: The whole game changed with the second to last drive in the first half. McDaniel started calling the game differently. right oh It was that second-to-last drive.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, why would you do that?

Fuck Off: It went three and out. They ended up punting. They get the ball back. They end up going down the the field with very little time. They don't use their timeouts. And then they end up kicking a field goal to to add that extra field goal on.

Fuck Off: They could have, in my opinion... used their timeouts better, saved more time with that 10-second runoff, had a shot at another touchdown, which would have made it a a lot better than what happened.

Fuck Off: Then Buffalo comes out, they get the ball, they fucking shove it down our throat.

Matt LaRose: Right up the app.

Fuck Off: And it just we never recovered from that second-to-last drive when McDaniel stopped the play calling.

Matt LaRose: When they made that play coming right out of halftime, I was like, whoever the fuck in that locker room said, get your fucking shit together, they were like, receive.

Fuck Off: It was, um and I texted it, right?

Matt LaRose: It was actually impressive to see them do

Fuck Off: I actually texted, there was a group of someone with right before the half. I said, this is not good. And I took a lot of shit from it. We were up like 24 to whatever it was.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Three or something. Zero. 21, nothing. I don't even remember what it was. But then 24-7, I think. And then they came back and just ruined us.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. They spanked it right up your hoop. And the thing is they would have claimed a playoff spot if

Fuck Off: Yeah, everything. They would have won the division, and they would have been in the playoffs, and they would still be tied for potentially a first-round buy, which home field advantage is. No one's going to win in Denver.

Matt LaRose: Their fate, their fate was in their hands.

Fuck Off: Denver is so hard to win.

Fuck Off: Yep, and they didn't do it. So, okay, no problem. They have for next year.

Matt LaRose: That was what's going to inspire them to do better. No, for next week against Baltimore.

Fuck Off: Yeah, I don't see them winning that game either.

Matt LaRose: Well, you didn't see him winning all the games that they already won.

Fuck Off: That's true. I didn't.

Matt LaRose: Just because they lost one game doesn't mean it's time to fucking burn the boats and fucking jump overboard, pal.

Fuck Off: Nope. They lost one critical game, though. They lost a game that was essentially a playoff game that showed where we were, and we are not close.

Matt LaRose: They lost a critical game, but they didn't lose the game.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: I'm done.

Fuck Off: The playoffs are not a shoo-in. We need to basically win out.

Matt LaRose: No, I know. I know they're not...

Fuck Off: We need to win our three last games.

Matt LaRose: And they needed this to realize that you guys thought that you were just going to fucking steamroll this shit and it was going to fuck. Guess what? It's not that easy. So next week in fucking Baltimore, they bumped us to fucking prime time 830 at night. We got to show up and make this shit fucking happen.

Fuck Off: We play terribly at night.

Matt LaRose: I know they really do. Every time they have like a big like Monday night or Sunday night game, it just goes bad.

Fuck Off: They don't show up. It's not good.

Matt LaRose: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Interesting.

Fuck Off: The whole thing fucking sucks.

Matt LaRose: you're getting You're getting too jacked up, aren't you?

Fuck Off: Yeah, I didn't want to because I went into this year saying we got no shot of doing anything. Maybe we'll be 500. It's a huge season if we have a winning record.

Matt LaRose: How much were you rocking back and forth and wiping the sweat on your face and bouncing your right leg on the

Fuck Off: I don't know. My roommate left and said that I was out of control and that I...

Matt LaRose: This fucking guy.

Fuck Off: Yeah,

Matt LaRose: We're at the Shorzy Classic and he's just sitting there and he's fucking bouncing his fucking leg. And the whole row, the whole fucking, it's like we were done.

Matt LaRose: Shout out to Martin again. We were what? 10 rows off the ice, six rows off the ice.

Fuck Off: it was nice.

Matt LaRose: And so we're in like the aluminum, the aluminum section that they fucking pull out all the way up to the glass. And the whole fucking thing is shaking. I'm like, guy, you want to fucking chill with the leg?

Fuck Off: i can't i I can't help it.

Matt LaRose: It's unbelievable.

Fuck Off: That's just my DNA. it's always I am always ready for action.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. But you have to you especially, you have to reserve your energy for if when shit does go down and we need you to show up, all that energy that you blasted out your leg there because you can't sit still, now that's creating failure.

Fuck Off: No, that's what gets me on the fucking ramp. It's like Evel Knievel that when you wind, you wind up that little fucking that plastic toy on the side and you put the Evel Knievel bike on it and then he just fucking shoots.

Matt LaRose: Yep. Yep.

Matt LaRose: I can't wait to see the cake go.

Fuck Off: That's all I'm waiting on.

Matt LaRose: and You just wait.

Fuck Off: I'm just waiting for the right thing to explode like a fucking cat.

Matt LaRose: of

Fuck Off: Which I can do, and unfortunately, halfway through the move is where I pull something.

Matt LaRose: that's

Fuck Off: It's actually, if you put it in slow motion, the move is happening, and as it's happening, as is the actual implosion. Much like when I dodged that flying drone at our place.

Matt LaRose: You are the implosion.

Fuck Off: Thank you.

Fuck Off: I heard there was a Tim sighting. That's what I heard.

Matt LaRose: Oh, really? Where did you see?

Fuck Off: I heard he says hello.

Matt LaRose: hey Tim. Hope you're doing good.

Fuck Off: Shout out to Chimoche Buhil.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Chimoche, if you're listening, um why don't you stop back by once in a while, jump on a pod?

Matt LaRose: Yeah, man, call in.

Fuck Off: I doubt you are, but cheers.

Matt LaRose: Our dear friend Chimoche.

Fuck Off: Yeah, Tommy Buns told me.

Matt LaRose: Oh, that's cool. did he Oh, wow.

Fuck Off: Didn't get any info.

Matt LaRose: Excellent. Well, it's probably better that way.

Fuck Off: He said, Tim says hi. I said, did he say anything else? And he said, no. He just kept saying hi. And I said, yeah, that sounds right.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that does sound right.

Fuck Off: Outside of that,

Fuck Off: what else? is Oh, speaking of, shout out to... ah Tim's top black belt, Matt Santos, came, did a nice seminar at US MMA, right?

Matt LaRose: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: I was there.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he's the man, right?

Matt LaRose: did. I did a seminar. He's awesome. I love his, uh, his mindset and his view towards competition and the way that you act in and the way that you train with a mindset for competition are very much in line with like how you and I are.

Fuck Off: Mm

Matt LaRose: It's like a, uh, it's like a grinding punishment that we accept And also deliver.

Fuck Off: hmm. Mm

Matt LaRose: It's like ah we're not doing this to be friends.

Fuck Off: hmm.

Matt LaRose: We're doing this because I'm practicing how to kill you in the event that I would ever have to kill you.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: And then also understanding that in competition, i am competing against someone who's trying to kill me. So then therefore, I would want to kill them and not...

Fuck Off: Yeah, I don't want anyone to break my arm. I'll fucking kill them.

Matt LaRose: and And not do something like give up my back or lay on my back. Like if somebody was coming to kill me, I wouldn't say, okay, let me get on my back and pull guard on you.

Fuck Off: Get in my guard.

Fuck Off: Here, let me wrap my legs around me so that you can fuck my ass while you're killing me.

Matt LaRose: I would never, ever, ever.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. So that kind of mindset, you know, I have that mindset also from a grappling perspective, but also when I do Muay Thai, it's like, uh, like for example, I was, uh, I do been doing Saturday morning class with taught with aforementioned Tommy buns lately.

Matt LaRose: And, uh, while people are doing it with pads on their partner, I'm doing it with the bag. And it's like, uh, like I'm trying to kill the bag with the combination of doing, as a matter of fact, you'll be proud of me.

Matt LaRose: I started doing Tommy Bunz's class and I didn't wrap my hands because I was just going to go nice and easy. i was going to go nice and light. I see you shaking your head, but just listen to me. I was going to go nice and light. I wasn't going to get crazy.

Matt LaRose: Wasn't going to get going. I was just going to touch the bag and breathe. And then after about a round and a half of that, I had just stopped what I was doing and took my gloves off and then wrapped my hands real quick because that's not what was happening.

Fuck Off: Yeah, you gotta wrap your hands.

Matt LaRose: gotta to wrap your hands man no more bullshit

Fuck Off: No matter what. your wrist rolls Your wrist rolls in a glove like that, that's fucking you it hurts.

Matt LaRose: yeah dude for me it's i was i was hitting so hard that it was just my knuckles and i was like yeah it's just but these just these two right here

Fuck Off: Pop a knuckle, fucking pull a ligament. It's not fun.

Fuck Off: Oh, your knuckles were bursting through the gloves? Yeah.

Fuck Off: Just those two ripped through the gloves? That's how hard you were hitting?

Matt LaRose: there might They're my new gloves, too, because my Canadian friend is still borrowing my old gloves.

Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.

Matt LaRose: So I'm really, i was really, i was breaking.

Fuck Off: What'd you get? Twins?

Matt LaRose: No, I got another set of Fairtex.

Fuck Off: ah

Matt LaRose: Fairtex makes the best gloves.

Fuck Off: Well, for...

Matt LaRose: You're talking about the wrist rolling and stuff, the cuffs on them. and Even just the cuffs do such a good job at keeping your wrist straight and keeping your hands in a nice. They're the best gloves ever made.

Fuck Off: Well, I mean, not not for pugilistic endeavors.

Matt LaRose: It's true.

Matt LaRose: If I was going to do a pugilistic endeavor, I would wear a pair of Fairtex gloves because they would be better.

Fuck Off: No. You would wear a pair of k Cleto Riaz gloves.

Matt LaRose: Those are the Mexican gloves.

Fuck Off: Those are the best gloves on the planet. They're made with horse hair and all the weight is in the wrist so that you can rip someone's face off with your hand.

Matt LaRose: That's fantastic.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: I do appreciate that.

Fuck Off: I love Reyes gloves. People would always wear like um Grant gloves, which I also had. They would make you wear those in some fights or whatever. But um when you had the opportunity to choose, people would do Everlast or get the fluffy tough wear ones.

Fuck Off: They were a little bit more cushiony, which only helps me.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Like, good. Yeah, wear those. I like that. It's softer. You're going to save your hands. Reyes gloves are for punchers.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Fucking hard, quick, like a whip.

Matt LaRose: I think that, uh, what's the other, there's another Mexican brand of gloves or maybe it is just clean and raise. I don't know. I don't know my Mexican gloves, but ah like to what you were talking about, i have a pair of your cow gloves that I bought when I was in Thailand.

Fuck Off: Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: And i I like those gloves, but all the stuffing is in the fist. So it's like there's no wrist support and you just basically have like big rounded pillows on your hands. Whereas the Fairtex glove, like what you're saying with the clean and raise glove is more of a puncher's glove because they do have those big wrist cuffs to keep your wrist straight. But that is where a lot of the weight is, too. It's more of like a sleek, slender, like.

Matt LaRose: Around the front of your knuckles and then all the way to the top of your hand and into the back of the of the cuff there. So you can really punch like a motherfucker with them. Whereas I found, especially when I used to clinch, i would from it was punching and when I would clinch, my Yacowl gloves would get stuck way more in the clinch than my Fairtex ones do.

Matt LaRose: I can pull my Fairtex gloves right out of the clinch.

Fuck Off: hu

Matt LaRose: You wouldn't really know about clinching because boxers don't do that.

Fuck Off: No.

Matt LaRose: It's illegal.

Fuck Off: Head clenches anyway.

Matt LaRose: We like to stay in there.

Fuck Off: Always grab a little overhook.

Matt LaRose: Nice little gotcha around the shoulder there.

Fuck Off: well Little turnaround overhook.

Matt LaRose: I like that. Richie, I'm going to need you to strap in because we're going to do a lot of movie talking here.

Fuck Off: Oh, really? I watched a bunch of movies.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. um I'm coming right up your arsenal with this.

Fuck Off: Okay.

Matt LaRose: Uh, here we go. This is hot off the press from the Aqua lad.

Fuck Off: This is great. He's had two weeks.

Matt LaRose: ah text, I, you know, what's funny is this mother, I'm not that I'm trying to blow up this guy's spot and throw him under under the bus to our millions of listeners across the planet.

Fuck Off: No.

Matt LaRose: But this guy's had two fucking weeks to send me a fucking movie review. And at three 37, I said, Rich here and I are about to record if you got anything. And then he sent this 10 minutes ago.

Fuck Off: Perfect.

Matt LaRose: So 20 minutes into the podcast, this just came in.

Fuck Off: Aqualad on the spot.

Matt LaRose: Movies I've watched since you've last recorded.

Fuck Off: That should be the name of a book

Matt LaRose: The late... um though

Fuck Off: Or at least of this week's episode.

Matt LaRose: That's actually...

Fuck Off: Movies we've watched since we've last recorded.

Matt LaRose: That's actually really good. ah The late 90s Brendan Fraser classics. The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, and The Mummy, Tomb of the Dragon Emperors.

Fuck Off: I'm sensing a theme.

Matt LaRose: He said, dumb movies, but fine. This is exactly what you love. These are the quick hits.

Fuck Off: You want to know what movie Brendan fucking...

Matt LaRose: Frasier.

Fuck Off: What Frasier was in, that's great. The Whale.

Matt LaRose: i was going to say Encino Man or Airheads.

Fuck Off: Yeah, The Whale. You'll want to go kill yourself, but it's great.

Matt LaRose: did you Did you actually watch that movie?

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: That's why I won't watch that movie because there are certain movies that I don't want to watch and then make me feel like I want to commit suicide and that's like...

Fuck Off: You will 100% kill yourself if you watch this movie.

Matt LaRose: I'm not watching it.

Fuck Off: You should. You should.

Matt LaRose: two thousand fives The Island. Scarlett Johansson being hot.

Fuck Off: Yeah, that's about it. That was a ripoff of Dr. Moreau.

Matt LaRose: Oh, I like that movie. 1997. Pierce Brosnan disaster film Dante's Peak.

Fuck Off: Terrible movie. What is this guy? ah What did he go stay in the mountains and only had a UF TV with the VCR?

Matt LaRose: I don't know, man. Maybe he was back. ah He was transported back on the fucking the Maersk fucking VHS closet.

Fuck Off: yeah

Matt LaRose: He says lots of fire and lava.

Fuck Off: Sweet.

Fuck Off: Yeah, there was did he watch Police Academy 4?

Matt LaRose: I'm not sure we got I got a whole list to go through here. It's like I said, it's.

Fuck Off: i can't wait.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Steve Guttenberg was great in that one.

Matt LaRose: um A 2022 Netflix shit action movie, The Interceptor. I only watched it because I have a history with the main set piece of the film.

Fuck Off: Which is?

Matt LaRose: Yes. that He didn't write this in here, but I remember he told me about this. He was... That movie was filmed on a ship that he used to sail on. So he like recognized like when they were like filming and like the... You know, whatever do they call it.

Matt LaRose: where the captain says fucking starboard and shit like that.

Fuck Off: With the Periscope.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, I think so.

Fuck Off: With Kelsey Grammer.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. yeah Either way, he was on the ship that they filmed that movie on.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: ah The 2025 violent action thriller starring Tom Hardy called Havoc. Ever want to see Tom Hardy fight Michelle Watterson? Here you go.

Matt LaRose: 20. Have you, you've seen that movie, right?

Fuck Off: I did, yeah.

Matt LaRose: I think I watched that movie and I got, here's the thing.

Fuck Off: I watch every Tom Hardy movie. Tom Hardy's in one of my top 10 favorite movies ever.

Matt LaRose: ah

Fuck Off: Well, he's actually in two of my top 10 favorite movies ever.

Matt LaRose: The dark night rises.

Fuck Off: No. But he is in that too. And I would say that's in my top maybe,

Fuck Off: I don't know, maybe 25 or 30.

Matt LaRose: Five.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: I'd say five. Yeah. ah Action Bronson.

Fuck Off: also a great movie.

Matt LaRose: What's the one where he plays the two twin brother gangsters? That's a really good one.

Fuck Off: The craze. Good movie. Locked stock in two smoking barrels.

Matt LaRose: Is he in that?

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: I don't think I ever realized that.

Fuck Off: And, um, but the drop, the drop is one of my favorite movies ever.

Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. You had me watching it.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's a great movie.

Fuck Off: I fucking love that movie. And my roommate does too. It's in her top 10.

Matt LaRose: That's outstanding.

Fuck Off: Yeah. She actually has a pretty good movie list.

Matt LaRose: 2020. She does 2025. twenty twenty five Mark Wahlberg cash grab the family plan to.

Fuck Off: Ugh.

Matt LaRose: This is straight. Chung me slop. It gets her every time.

Matt LaRose: A movie that I recently brought up that you chastised before in 1994 is the mask.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he Zed's dead, baby.

Matt LaRose: This is a, this is def. Oh yeah, that's right. This is definitely because of Chung me again, still fun. Chung me loved it. Also, no one is harder than Cameron Diaz in this movie. I agree a hundred percent.

Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.

Matt LaRose: Oh, this is right up your arsenal right here. We went to the movies in green Bay, Wisconsin and watched kill bill. The whole bloody affair. it was awesome the way it's meant to be seen highly recommend

Fuck Off: You know what's interesting about that? i read the list of greatest Quentin Tarantino movies ever.

Matt LaRose: yeah and glorious bastards was up

Fuck Off: And um pulpic Pulp Fiction has been number one ah as far as ratings. It was like a 94. 94.

Fuck Off: And Kill Bill Volume 1 Was an 84 And Kill Bill Volume 2 Was an 84 But together they're like a 94 Or something

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Ever since I watched that, watched them together with you and your roommate, like many, many years ago, i will never watch it. Not like that ever again.

Fuck Off: Yeah It might be cool to go in the theater I don't know

Matt LaRose: It's the same thing as like, uh, now that I've seen the hateful eight, like the, uh, like the director's cut, that's like four episodes long. It's like, why would I watch the other one? Like, this is so much better.

Fuck Off: Yeah, how it's supposed to be.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. I recently got the 1999 Kevin Smith classic dogma on 4k and watched it still fantastic.

Fuck Off: George Carlin, Alanis Morissette, the Ricker.

Matt LaRose: Oh, Alan Rickman.

Matt LaRose: that was a That was on constant rotation in the LaRose household for many, many years when we were younger. That was a clap. That was up there. Obviously, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Mall Rats and those as well. But movies like that, Austin Powers, those were we were always watching those when we were younger.

Matt LaRose: You know, 1999, was 15 years that?

Matt LaRose: imagine

Fuck Off: Not me.

Matt LaRose: Finally, this is the last one. We watched wake up dead man, a knives out mystery.

Fuck Off: Yeah, how was that?

Matt LaRose: Pretty good.

Fuck Off: I haven't seen that one yet. I've seen all the others.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Same. Uh, he says pretty good. Definitely. What definitely worth checking out on Netflix, Daniel Craig.

Fuck Off: Daniel Craig.

Matt LaRose: And then he has just one last thing for you right here where he says, that's all for now. Go fuck yourself.

Fuck Off: Beautiful. Strong. Strong outing.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Not bad for, uh,

Fuck Off: Nice rip back into the nostalgia 80s and 90s.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, great movies. And Chung Mi, you know, The Mask is a perfect Chung Mi movie. Any kind of...

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: That's the kind of shit that she fucking loves, man, you know?

Fuck Off: Now Korean.

Matt LaRose: She's very... ah She's very much like...

Fuck Off: Korean. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Very Korean, very much like your roommate. No need for gratuitous violence or...

Fuck Off: Yeah. No, no need for anything that's potentially could be real in any manner.

Matt LaRose: Nope. And...

Fuck Off: Let's just have someone that can make masks and funny faces.

Matt LaRose: not even the littlest bit of a scare. We can't have that.

Fuck Off: No.

Matt LaRose: There will be no, no violence. No, no, nothing spooky.

Fuck Off: No, no bad words. No racism.

Matt LaRose: Definitely no racism. Speaking of racism while we're, while we're on the, uh, topic of racism, your boy Quentin Tarantino was very controversial lately.

Fuck Off: Nothing to do with Nazis.

Fuck Off: Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he's thinking.

Matt LaRose: He, uh, he named his top 20 films from the 21st century. Do you want me to go through? Did you know the list? Have you seen this?

Fuck Off: I did, yeah.

Matt LaRose: Um,

Fuck Off: I read the article i did and it was off a podcast where he then ditched, by the way, Matthew Lillard, who I fucking love, especially in Summer Catch.

Matt LaRose: yeah, you've always loved that dude.

Fuck Off: And he was in that great movie, SLC Punk.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Yep.

Fuck Off: I like Matthew Lillard, but

Matt LaRose: Scream, the original.

Fuck Off: But Paul Dano is a fucking awesome actor. I don't know what this guy is talking about.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, he really went right up his ass.

Fuck Off: He was incredible in that Beach Boys movie. He was incredible in the but There Will Be Blood. He's incredible. And he was even great in Night and Day, with which is Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise filmed in Boston.

Matt LaRose: He was also great.

Fuck Off: Great movie.

Matt LaRose: Thanks for coming. He was great in another movie. that you refuse to give credit to the batman where he played the riddler as a psychopath

Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a great actor, so I don't know what the fuck Quentin's deal is right now.

Matt LaRose: he's all yeah he really uh shit all over him said is the number one movie would have been there will be blood but paul dano sucks so much cock he can't put that one up there is basically what he said

Fuck Off: Call him Wheat Sauce.

Fuck Off: He made it number two.

Matt LaRose: I'm paraphrasing. So had, have you agreed with You're a big list guy with movies. Do you largely agree with his list or interesting?

Fuck Off: No.

Matt LaRose: Because I just want to point out to you that what I've always lauded is one of the greatest movies of all time. He has ranked at number eight, which would make it a top 10 film. Uh, Mad Max Fury road.

Fuck Off: Right, which is why I don't have that.

Matt LaRose: So amazing. And I agree with him.

Fuck Off: I'm sure you do.

Matt LaRose: He has, so yeah, There Will Be Blood is number five, not number two.

Fuck Off: Oh, really?

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: What's his top 10?

Matt LaRose: Okay, I'll give you his top ten.

Fuck Off: Start at 10.

Matt LaRose: Start at ten. You're going to love this. All right, starting with number ten, Midnight in Paris, 2011, director Woody Allen.

Fuck Off: Owen Wilson's in that. He didn't like him either, but honestly, i fucking love this movie. This is a,

Matt LaRose: Ironically, the first thing he said is, I really can't stand Owen Wilson.

Fuck Off: Yeah, this movie's great. There's some great guitar playing in it, too, where Tommy Bunset can actually play this. It's pretty amazing.

Matt LaRose: Oh, really?

Fuck Off: But it's kind of this weird movie where, what, Christopher Walken, I think, is in it? think he plays the dad. And Rachel McAdams and Owen Wilson's getting married, and he keeps going out at night, and he's in this like time warp where he goes back to like the and 30s with...

Fuck Off: twenty s and thirty s with um like Hemingway and all these writers. it's It's a pretty funky movie, but it was fun. I like it a lot. It's definitely not one of the 20 greatest movies.

Matt LaRose: I just want to give a shout out before we go any further to number 16, The Devil's Rejects.

Fuck Off: That's a good movie.

Matt LaRose: Number nine, 2004 is of the Dead by director Edgar Wright.

Fuck Off: Yeah, see, i I've watched that twice, and I'm just not a Shaun of the Dead fan. It's like a cult following.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, people love it.

Fuck Off: I don't get it.

Matt LaRose: It's just fine. Number eight, Mad Max Fury Road.

Fuck Off: Yeah, no.

Matt LaRose: The second best Mad Max movie.

Fuck Off: That's true.

Matt LaRose: Arguably the first. Number seven, 2010's Unstoppable by director Tony Scott.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: I've never seen that movie.

Matt LaRose: Number six, Zodiac, 2007, director David Fincher.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Pretty good one.

Fuck Off: It was a good movie.

Matt LaRose: That's a movie that I've...

Fuck Off: I think Mark Ruffalo was in that one, I think.

Matt LaRose: He was. He played like one of the detective guys.

Fuck Off: The Reporters or The Detective.

Matt LaRose: That's one of those movies I started to watch like three times and it's like, I'm so into this movie and then about halfway through I'm like, this is now boring me.

Fuck Off: It was a good movie. It was interesting. I actually thought The Son of Sam was better movie with John Leguizamo.

Fuck Off: Shut up.

Matt LaRose: Cut that part out. ah Number five, 2007, There Will Be bud Blood by director Paul Thomas Anderson.

Fuck Off: This is hard to argue. It's a top five movie. I agree. It's hard to argue where it lands anywhere.

Matt LaRose: I'm going to read you his quote.

Fuck Off: Go ahead.

Matt LaRose: Daniel Day Lewis, the old style craftsmanship quality to the film. It had an old Hollywood craftsmanship without trying to be like that. It was the only film he's ever done, and I brought it up to him that doesn't have a set piece.

Matt LaRose: The fire is the closest to a set piece. This was about dealing with the narrative, dealing with the story, and he did it fucking amazingly. there would be blood There Will Be Blood would stand a good chance at being number one or two if it didn't have a big, giant flaw in it.

Matt LaRose: And that flaw is Paul Dano. Obviously, it's supposed to be a two-hander, but it's also drastically obvious that it's not a two-hander. Dano is weak sauce man. He is the weak sister. Austin Butler would have been wonderful in that role. He's just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking fucking actor in the Screen Actors Guild.

Fuck Off: I mean, that' just that was that came from left field, and it was delivered with shock and awe.

Matt LaRose: Like, holy shit.

Matt LaRose: like And then you're like, so what's number four then? like Holy fuck, man.

Fuck Off: yeah

Matt LaRose: You really came right at that.

Fuck Off: Yeah, that's great. if that's four, that's five.

Matt LaRose: Number four, 2017's Dunkirk by Christopher Nolan.

Fuck Off: Yeah, so there will be blood is better than Dunkirk. Next.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, i agree with that. Up next, number three. Oh, interesting. I wonder what you're going to say about this. 2003's Lost in Translation by director Sofia Coppola.

Fuck Off: Also a great movie, honestly, but definitely not better than There Will Be Blood. I do love that movie. I watched that movie about 20 times. Bill Murray is fucking phenomenal in that. Scarlett Johansson plays this little teeny bopping fucking little hottie. And Giovanni Ribisi, I'm a fan of.

Matt LaRose: How have I not watched this movie? It has Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson in it.

Fuck Off: You've never seen it? It's great. So you can tell the types of movies he likes.

Matt LaRose: Honestly, I've never even heard of it.

Fuck Off: It's the same types of movies he makes. He likes very translative, conversational type movies.

Matt LaRose: He liked the movie with substance.

Fuck Off: That's his thing. Well, just it's ah like he said about Daniel Day-Lewis with no real set. It's all about just the conversation and the story, which is what he does in Pulp Fiction.

Matt LaRose: Right.

Fuck Off: He does that in The Hateful Eight. It's just a whole conversation in a room, right?

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: for For three hours. It's the same thing with most of it.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. I mean, that's what Reservoir Dogs is. It's a fucking garage.

Fuck Off: and and And they're all, that's what he does, right? So he's leaning towards that type of movie. That's his, that's where there will be blood comes from, but that's also where Lost in Translation comes from. Very similar, same type of thing.

Fuck Off: At that point, you may as well add Before Sunrise to that list.

Matt LaRose: Interesting.

Matt LaRose: I'm interested to see where number two comes from because 2010's Toy Story 3 is is his number it's his number two greatest movie.

Fuck Off: That's just stupid.

Fuck Off: The guy's going to say Paul fucking Dano is weak sauce and he's going to say Toy Story 3. three

Matt LaRose: three Three.

Fuck Off: Is his second greatest movie ever?

Matt LaRose: Would you like me to read his quote? Maybe it maybe you'll understand.

Fuck Off: and don't give a fuck what he says. He's stupid. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: this This is so I have to read this to you because the movie that he compares this to, it makes me wish we had video for this. But ah the last five minutes ripped my fucking heart out.

Matt LaRose: And if I even try to describe the end, I'll start crying and get choked up. It's just remarkable. It's almost a perfect movie.

Matt LaRose: And we don't even get to talk about the great comedy bitch bits, which are never ending. I think people will never nail the third film of a trilogy.

Matt LaRose: I think the other one is the good, the bad, and the ugly. To me, this is the good, the bad, and the ugly of animated films. It's the greatest end of a trilogy.

Fuck Off: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly is one of the greatest movies of all time.

Matt LaRose: um

Matt LaRose: Well, this is ah arguably the number two.

Fuck Off: Yeah, well, it's not.

Matt LaRose: According to Quentin.

Fuck Off: Toy Story 3.

Matt LaRose: Three. The third one. It's the greatest.

Fuck Off: What a fucking loser.

Matt LaRose: He has that ranked over the return of the Jedi.

Fuck Off: Well, I would too.

Matt LaRose: I don't think that's true at all. Number one. two thousand and one s Black Hawk Down by director Ridley Scott.

Matt LaRose: Also never seen that movie.

Fuck Off: Really? That's a fucking good movie.

Fuck Off: Yeah, great movies. They really are great movies. um None of those are top ten movies, though, except There Will Be Blood.

Matt LaRose: and mad max fairy road i disagree uh what did you what what you said you watched a bunch of movies recently what'd you watch

Fuck Off: No.

Fuck Off: Yeah. I watched... um that Leonardo DiCaprio movie, one bad thing after whatever it is.

Matt LaRose: Oh, did you watch that? Yeah, where it's like his daughter or whatever.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Finally watch that.

Matt LaRose: Interesting. What are your thoughts on that? Because I've heard very different things. I've heard that it's a great movie and it's so awesome. And then I've heard it's just a bunch of woke bullshit.

Matt LaRose: So tell me the truth, Richie.

Fuck Off: I don't think it was woke. Um, the movie was not what I expected it to be.

Matt LaRose: That makes me happy

Fuck Off: And I purposely didn't watch any of the, um, trailers because I wanted to, I knew I was going to watch the movie.

Matt LaRose: happy.

Fuck Off: I didn't want to ruin it in any manner or have any preconceived notions yet. I still had preconceived notion. This movie didn't, I thought that this movie was going to be more like the, um,

Matt LaRose: Interrupt.

Fuck Off: um fucking Johnny Depp, Benicio del Toro movie where they're playing um Gonzo and Hunter S.

Matt LaRose: Oh. What the fuck is that movie called?

Fuck Off: Thompson.

Matt LaRose: Fear and Loaning and Pain.

Fuck Off: So it was a lot like, yeah, it was a lot like Fear and Loathing in ah in a lot of ways, but in a lot of ways it wasn't as well.

Fuck Off: And

Fuck Off: It was good. It was nothing, like I said, I don't know how to explain it. I didn't expect it to be the way it was, but it was a good movie.

Matt LaRose: Interesting. how i I mean, Leonardo DiCaprio is fucking awesome. so

Fuck Off: Yeah, it's good in everything. and And it was just so...

Matt LaRose: And he seems to only... like He doesn't make a ton of movies now, so like he only like makes movies...

Fuck Off: He only makes good movies anyway.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. He's like Daniel Day-Lewis, but he makes more movies.

Fuck Off: Well, he's got this pick of the litter. He can literally work with any director he wants, and all the great ones want him.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: so

Matt LaRose: I'm pretty sure all he does is fucking... blow coke and bang chicks under 25.

Fuck Off: i mean, he's a gigantic worldwide superstar.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Global sensation. There are not many of them.

Matt LaRose: He's so great. He's a great actor.

Fuck Off: You got Tom Cruise.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: You got Statham.

Matt LaRose: You got stay them.

Fuck Off: You got Leo.

Matt LaRose: Leo.

Fuck Off: And you got Brad Pitt.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Maybe Tom Hanks you could throw in there.

Matt LaRose: Hmm. There's gotta to be other movie stars though, right?

Fuck Off: Not like them.

Matt LaRose: What about our DJ?

Fuck Off: Not like them.

Matt LaRose: RDJ, Iron Man.

Fuck Off: Not like them.

Matt LaRose: Come on. He's pretty good.

Fuck Off: Downey Jr. can't call Scorsese up and say, I want to do a movie, write me apart. You want to know who can?

Matt LaRose: You don't think so?

Fuck Off: Any of the guys I just mentioned.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's true. What about Samuel Jackson?

Fuck Off: No.

Matt LaRose: Greatest actor of all time.

Fuck Off: Yeah, great, definitely.

Matt LaRose: what ah is that What else did you watch? Oh, I'll tell you what I watched or started watching and haven't finished, but the there's a new Ken Burns documentary about the American Revolution.

Fuck Off: Yeah, I know. I'm going to watch that. i like Ken Burns' as shit.

Matt LaRose: It's fucking awesome. it's ah It is dense.

Fuck Off: Yeah, well, they said that the hardest part about it and the reason why it's so different, they don't have any fucking actual footage from that stuff, so they had to reenact everything.

Matt LaRose: Right. Yeah. But it's really good. I mean, if you've ever seen a Ken Burns documentary, it's it's fucking awesome. So, you know, it makes you really sad that I live in Boston and all these, this is where the revolution started and all these queers just fucking, yeah.

Fuck Off: Welcome to the revolution.

Matt LaRose: It's beautiful.

Fuck Off: I've got that tattooed on my chest. You're welcome.

Matt LaRose: I thought it was, I thought it was just a bunch of numbers and Roman numerals and letters.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: MCV X I C V I C C I V X C I. Right.

Fuck Off: Yeah, sure.

Matt LaRose: Rich, a lot of fights, a lot of fights happened in those.

Fuck Off: ah

Fuck Off: I watched Landman, too.

Matt LaRose: Oh, I've heard land man is great.

Fuck Off: Landman's not great. It's okay. But what is great is Allie Larder and this fucking Michelle Peterson chick or whatever her name is.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. i know who she is.

Fuck Off: She was in the other Taylor Sheridan movie like 1923. This girl's always in a bathing suit or a thong.

Matt LaRose: Fantastic.

Fuck Off: She's banging Glenn Powell now. This girl is a blonde. You know how I feel about blondes.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, you're not a big fella. You're not a big fella fan.

Fuck Off: I am not a blonde fan, but this girl is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever fucking seen.

Matt LaRose: Oh, Demi Moore is in this show?

Fuck Off: Yeah, she's terrible.

Matt LaRose: Who's the girl you're talking about? Michelle Randolph?

Fuck Off: Michelle Peters?

Matt LaRose: Michelle Randolph.

Fuck Off: Randolph, yeah, yeah.

Matt LaRose: Let me pull this bitch up and have a look at her. Holy smokes.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, 1923 Landman.

Fuck Off: Look at how hot she is.

Matt LaRose: Screen.

Matt LaRose: trying to see.

Fuck Off: There's no one hotter than this chick.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, she's a smoke show.

Fuck Off: Sydney Sweeney is a pimple on this girl's ass.

Matt LaRose: I'd be a pimple on either of their asses.

Fuck Off: Sydney Sweeney, that sloppy bitch. She's got nothing compared to this chick. This Michelle Randolph girl, she's probably the hottest chick on the planet.

Matt LaRose: I like that crazy chick. I'm going to look her up. i'm looking at this chick now, Michelle.

Fuck Off: Left Eye from TLC.

Matt LaRose: we go No, well, she was definitely crazy. Remember when she fucking lit What's-His-Name's House on Fire?

Fuck Off: Andre Risen?

Matt LaRose: Andre Risen? Damn.

Fuck Off: Never heard of him.

Matt LaRose: Andre Risen. Wow, that made makes me feel so old. um What the fuck is that movie I just watched with Christian Bale? It's like... a Dances with Wolves, but it's not.

Matt LaRose: Fuck.

Fuck Off: Is he in the military?

Matt LaRose: Yeah, but it's like old, like the Calvary.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Is it the Gone Girl chick? Is she in that movie too?

Fuck Off: Rosamund Pike? She might be.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. I think she's in both.

Fuck Off: They're both Australian. Makes sense.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Was that Red Sun? No, it wasn't that one. That was the early one.

Matt LaRose: Let me see.

Fuck Off: glory Not Glory.

Matt LaRose: I just...

Fuck Off: That was one of those fucking movies.

Matt LaRose: i just Yeah, I just watched it. It was fucking... It was on Netflix. it was fucking awesome.

Fuck Off: Yeah, I've seen it. You know what else is good? ah

Matt LaRose: Hostiles. That's what it is.

Fuck Off: Hostiles.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that bitch, Rosamund Pike, I like her. She plays a really great, crazy white chick.

Fuck Off: Oh my god, I love her.

Matt LaRose: And I like

Fuck Off: Yeah, you know who else does? Allie Larder on Landman. She plays an actual bipolar chick that I dated.

Matt LaRose: See...

Matt LaRose: um' good I'm I'm going to, that's on paramount plus. And now that the ESPN deals up, I got to get that shit fucking doled up so I can watch that shit.

Fuck Off: gotta get it.

Matt LaRose: Got to get it done. So a ton of fights have happened between the last time.

Fuck Off: Go ahead, hit the highlights.

Matt LaRose: If you're ready, here we go. First off, we had UFC three 23 is the final pay-per-view on, uh, ESPN final pay-per-view ever. Um,

Matt LaRose: Unfortunately, Jalen Turner completely smoked Edson Barbosa in the first round.

Fuck Off: Yeah, I saw that. That was destruction.

Matt LaRose: ah

Fuck Off: That was a great card because the first 15 fights all ended almost in knockouts or submissions.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. The first fight, Marian Santos knocked out Mohamed Nemov in the third round. The second fight, Mansur Abdul Malik subbed Antonio Tricoli in the first round.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Yeah, but the third fight...

Matt LaRose: Iwo Baranweski knocked out Ibo Allison in the first round.

Fuck Off: One of the greatest fights of the century, this fight.

Matt LaRose: This is the one I was driving home from the Santos seminar and I was listening to it on my phone and you were texting me saying, are you watching this fight?

Matt LaRose: It's the greatest fight I've ever seen in my life.

Fuck Off: This was just a fucking fight. It didn't matter where this fight was. This was just a fight. It could have been in a phone booth. It could have been in a bar.

Matt LaRose: yeah

Fuck Off: It could have been in an octagon. It could have been in the kitchen at Thanksgiving. They just fucking went at it, dude.

Matt LaRose: Hell yeah, dude.

Fuck Off: It's one of the greatest fights I've ever seen. Just like, it's incredible.

Matt LaRose: you you You and DC. DC on his podcast with Chael, he said, this is the greatest fight I've ever seen in the UFC.

Matt LaRose: He said it was the awesomest fight ever.

Fuck Off: yeah

Matt LaRose: it was the It was a minute and 29 seconds.

Fuck Off: Yeah, it was insane. Those two guys just wanted it, and they were like, fuck it, I'm taking it.

Matt LaRose: I love that. God bless him. And then after that was the Jalen Turner absolute destruction of Edson Barbosa.

Fuck Off: Yeah, it was like four in a row, just stop, stop, stop, stop. stop

Matt LaRose: was fucking brutal. And then ah unfortunately rounding out the, earl that was all the early prelims, but rounding out the early prelims, Mama Sab's favorite fighter lost a decision to Bruno

Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Marvin's not looking too good, but he's not looking bad is the thing. hes he's His last two fights weren't bad showings.

Matt LaRose: yeah yeah he was a good buddy yeah yeah i'll uh let me see i can find out what let's see

Fuck Off: So I think even though he's lost like five of six or something, I still i still think they keep him. He's still a fun fighter to watch, and and he's still fighting top guys.

Fuck Off: i mean, they have him ranked third or something or fourth, right?

Matt LaRose: yeah he lost to brandon allen and roman dolides and by the way all decisions not knockouts which maybe isn't good for cte e um

Fuck Off: He definitely takes a lot of shots.

Matt LaRose: And then his last fight, June, March. So his last win was against Roman Dolody's March 18, 2023. so And then he went on to lose one, two, three, four. He's four in a row.

Fuck Off: Yeah, and I think he lost one before the Roman fight, didn't he?

Matt LaRose: Losses all by decision.

Matt LaRose: That would go back to the following year. Yeah, he lost to Bobby Knuckles, beat the fuck out of him.

Fuck Off: Yeah, so that was like, he's lost five out of six fights. Typically, you're not kept around.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's true. He might get a the Italian.

Fuck Off: I think they give him a pass.

Matt LaRose: bri Yeah, you think they give him one more?

Fuck Off: I do. I mean, either he could give you could give him two more. These guys want good fighters that are tough to get out of there, and if anything, he's going to he's always in a good fight.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, he always shows up.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Up next, you had Nazeem Sadiqov getting knocked out by Farrar Ziam. So that was another crazy knockout in the second round. And then after that, ah your girl Macy Barber got a three-round decision against Karini Silva.

Fuck Off: Yeah, i watch that. I like that sloppy bitch.

Matt LaRose: She's great. She's a nice Midwestern gal. I thought she won that fight. It was a pretty good fight.

Fuck Off: Yep.

Matt LaRose: Chris Duncan sub-Terrence McKinney in the first round.

Fuck Off: I was surprised about that, but yep.

Matt LaRose: two And then...

Fuck Off: It was easy

Matt LaRose: ah Yeah, he really did. He fucking embarrassed him. And then ah rounding out the prelims, Manuel Torres knocked out Grant Davey Boyd Dawson in the first round.

Fuck Off: Manuel Torres is a legit fucking 135 pound beast.

Matt LaRose: He is a Mexican fighter through and through.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he's really fucking good.

Matt LaRose: In the main card, this whole card was banger after banger. Peyton Talbot won three-round decision over Henry Cejudo. The king of cringe is retired.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: He just looked terrible. I mean, he looked terrible in the first round. It was very embarrassing. Then he turned it into a real dogfight in the second round. And then by the third round, I think he was just fucking waiting for it to be over mostly.

Matt LaRose: This kid double-legged him like it was nothing. It was...

Fuck Off: Yeah, the kid is a super freak athlete.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's really good. He was super hyped about it too, so he's a good kid. And then ah up next, your boy Brandon Moreno got knocked out in the second round by Tatsuro Tariya, this Japanese monster, now Yeah.

Fuck Off: I got that fight completely wrong.

Matt LaRose: yeah Some people said that.

Fuck Off: I am shocked that that happened.

Matt LaRose: I was shocked too. And some people said it was an early stoppage, but I don't think that if they let it go on, it would have been. i think they just saved Brandon Moreno a couple of CTE shots.

Fuck Off: Yeah Shocking This kid might be it maybe

Matt LaRose: you know But I was shocked that he did that. i was and I've been saying it forever. Japan needs a fucking UFC champion. And I'll tell you another thing.

Matt LaRose: These motherfuckers, if you want to... The fact that no no Japanese fighter walks out with samurai armor on is fucking beyond me.

Matt LaRose: I do not i do not understand why.

Fuck Off: Talk about wheat sauce I'm gonna walk out with samurai gear on

Matt LaRose: like That is a marketing dream.

Matt LaRose: Remember when fucking Kenny Florian did it one time? He had like a Raiden hat on and then he got fucking smoked.

Fuck Off: here

Fuck Off: Yeah, but ah what's his name? Oh, what's his name came close? um Izzy, when he did The Undertaker. That was pretty dope.

Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. That was pretty dope too. Yeah.

Fuck Off: You could do something similar to that, but just have a samurai dude come out with guys in front waving the fucking incense and the big fucking wooden beads and shit.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Carrying the big bamboo flag fucking behind you and shit like that. That would be...

Fuck Off: Coming out with some bamboo.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude. I got bamboo thinking about it.

Matt LaRose: And the co-main event of the evening, Joshua Van defeated Alexander Pantoja by dislocating his elbow and his shoulder.

Fuck Off: I definitely got this fight wrong, but let's be honest.

Matt LaRose: That was 26 seconds. Yeah. twenty six seconds

Fuck Off: Yeah, that was a ridiculous freak accident. And even in the first 26 seconds, it looked like Pantoja was going to kill him.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, I thought so. A lot of people said Joshua Van was showing that he was winning that fight. And I said, first off, it was 26 seconds.

Fuck Off: It's 26 seconds, and I don't think so.

Matt LaRose: and

Fuck Off: I mean, Pantoja's speed was point on.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Van got in. he obviously got in for a takedown. Okay, you get a point for that or whatever. When he fell, that was that.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. This is like one of those things when people break their legs on a check.

Fuck Off: Win's a win.

Fuck Off: Win's a win.

Matt LaRose: or like yeah wins a win or like when you see someone in a grappling match like post their arm behind them and then their elbow folds in half it's just a freak thing that fucking happens is dude gets elevated and puts his arm out to brace it and just fucking

Fuck Off: Yeah, it sucks.

Fuck Off: And it is what it is, but this is no like Weidman thing. Like, you know, I mean, Pantoja is going to come back and win that title.

Matt LaRose: yeah

Matt LaRose: Yeah, he just needs that. They just got to do a little fucking ligament. Hi, how are you? And get him back in there. It's not like, yeah, like you said, it's not like a destructive, like bone destroying, you know?

Fuck Off: No.

Matt LaRose: And then in the main event of the evening, you called it. Piotr Yan defeated Murab Dwalishvili via five round decision.

Fuck Off: Yeah, man. It went exactly how I thought it was going to go, too. I mean, like you can't take anything away from Marab. He's constantly coming at you. And Jan is just...

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: People forgot that Ian's a Terminator.

Fuck Off: Man, he... Yeah, and and his people also forgot that he also has incredible cardio. He always did.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: He just got run through by Marab. you know Initially, it was almost like it was just unexpected.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: um He really prepared for this fight. You can tell. ah Fuck, I'd let them fight again.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. I'm sure that they will. I think

Fuck Off: But not a rematch. It wasn't didn't warrant a rematch. Peter Jan was really strong.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. I think Marab now, like this is exactly what I was saying the last time we did record.

Matt LaRose: I thought that Merab looked so over-trained in that fight. Like, his wrestling was sloppy. He was trying for the takedowns, but he was just fumbling over them. Like, this fucking dude has to chill out, dude. You can't run at that fucking level trying to fight five championship fights in a year. I did five rounds of a fucking fight before I went out on my championship fight. Oh, I won my championship fight and then went ran fucking 12 miles after. i was like, dude, you've got to fucking chill on the body because that guy's like 30 fucking six years old, man. Like you can't keep fucking training like that. You got to fucking protect your body, dude.

Fuck Off: Protect your neck.

Matt LaRose: You're fucking over-trained. Last week was the final event of the of the year.

Fuck Off: Good.

Matt LaRose: Now and after this, we have a five a six-week break now.

Fuck Off: Good. It's football season.

Matt LaRose: Let me see. It's football season. It's playoff time. Neil Magny gets submitted in the first round by Yaroslav Amasov. I didn't see any of these fights.

Fuck Off: No surprise there.

Matt LaRose: That was the main fight on the prelims.

Fuck Off: I'm surprised at how quickly it happened, but no surprise.

Matt LaRose: At catchweight, your boy King Green won a three-round decision over Lance Gibson Jr.,

Fuck Off: Yeah, i watched that fight. I still never really liked King Green, but...

Matt LaRose: He needed to win to stay in the UFC. That was going to be a lose or leave town. I'm interested to ask you about this one. Kennedy and Zuchu and Marcus Buchecha had a draw.

Fuck Off: Yeah, man. So that one was, um they

Matt LaRose: And Zuchu is a huge black guy.

Fuck Off: he is a monster.

Matt LaRose: How tall is he? What's this fucking Ops hold on?

Fuck Off: He's enormous.

Matt LaRose: I'm pulling up his stats right now. Jesus Christ.

Fuck Off: He's got to be six five i think.

Matt LaRose: He's from Nigeria. He's 243 pounds.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he's a fucking beast. So you know how he lost?

Matt LaRose: so

Fuck Off: He really dominated Buchecha. Buchecha sucks.

Matt LaRose: Really?

Fuck Off: yeah I mean, he's he's one of the greats in jiu-jitsu, right?

Matt LaRose: i was wondering how he was going to be. Yeah.

Fuck Off: He's probably the in the top three greatest jiu-jitsu practitioners ever for for competitive jiu-jitsu.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: He's behind Hodger and probably Marcelo, but he's right there.

Matt LaRose: Okay. Okay.

Fuck Off: And um what happened in this particular fight

Fuck Off: um round two,

Fuck Off: Kennedy poked him, and they took a point.

Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, I got him in the eyeball. Oh, wow.

Fuck Off: Right away. So that's the new rule because they said Herb Dean was on and they even made mention. Like Herb Dean did a lot of talking over the last two weeks about being aggressive and taking points. Let's see what he does without even giving a warning.

Matt LaRose: Oh, good.

Fuck Off: Took a point right away because the warning is you don't keep your hands up.

Matt LaRose: Good.

Fuck Off: That's a warning. That's illegal right here.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: So you have to have a closed fist.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: So if you're doing this, that's already your warning. If you poke someone, that's a point.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, good. I'm fine with it.

Fuck Off: And that's what they did. And because of that, it it turned it flipped the whole round. It went like a 10-8 round to Buchecha, and he lost the first and the third pretty handily.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: i mean, he really should have lost the fight. He's lucky.

Matt LaRose: I was wondering how he was going to look because he's been fighting over in one. And he's had a couple of good fights over in one, but he...

Fuck Off: He's not at this level.

Matt LaRose: most definitely does not pass the sniff test, at least when he was in one.

Fuck Off: No, none of these jujitsu guys are very good fighters right now.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: And he very recently, this was his first fight in the UFC. So this is would be his, and when he had his good fights, he had decent fights, but he would still gas.

Matt LaRose: And then that was in one.

Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.

Matt LaRose: So gassing in a one event compared to a UFC event and not being on the fucking gas. I wanted to see if he was even going to have the fucking, I figured he was going to be dead after like three minutes.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he was dead. He shouldn't have even won.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: He was hanging on.

Matt LaRose: So they'll give him another fight. Well, you know what? Good. He can fucking have him go fight like Tai Tui Vasa so he can just fucking punch the fuck out of his head.

Fuck Off: They may not.

Matt LaRose: um I don't know who a lot of these people are. Cesar Almeida lost to, I don't even know how to say that guy's name, Cesare Olsenchuk. That was a decision. There was a first round knockout. Melenquizel Costa knocked out Morgan Scheraria.

Matt LaRose: uh kevin vallejos knocked out giga chickadazzi in the second round of the co-main i did see that they like that was the

Fuck Off: Is that the back fist or the head kick?

Matt LaRose: i don't know he like hit him i think it was this yeah it was a spinning back fist and uh just fucking like so he hit the ground and then stiffened

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: because he like backed him up Giga like talked a little bit of shit to him and then he fucking blasted him and then Giga like stumbled back and then he hit him with a spinning back fist and just fucking smoked him and then I didn't see this but in the main event Manuel Cape knocked out Bruyne and Roy Val in the first round

Fuck Off: Fucking shocking here too. Both Brandon's losing is shocking to me.

Matt LaRose: was that a head kick that one I like that dude Manuel Cape dude he's fucking nasty

Fuck Off: That might've been.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he is nasty. A hundred percent, but so is Roy Val and he got smoked.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's true. He is nasty.

Fuck Off: I was shocked.

Matt LaRose: Damn.

Matt LaRose: He got stomped. That's crazy. So that's it, Richie. That's the end of an era. The ESPN era is now over for the UFC.

Fuck Off: It was a quick error.

Matt LaRose: They now move on to seven seven years, it was. They do seven-year deals, so they're now signed with Paramount Plus for seven years.

Fuck Off: Good. I'm sick of ESPN.

Matt LaRose: No more pay-per-views. If you have a Paramount Plus subscription, you can watch every fight free.

Fuck Off: Well, I don't. Actually, I do.

Matt LaRose: You too? You have to because you can watch. That's how you're watching Landman.

Fuck Off: Yeah, it's through Prime. Prime rules.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. So I have to hook mine up. I don't know. I know I can do mine through my Hulu or I can just get it straight up or whatever. I got to get it set up. so

Fuck Off: Straight up. He beat me.

Matt LaRose: And I'm excited because I know they got a bunch of movies and shit on there too. So maybe they got something.

Fuck Off: I got Landman on there.

Matt LaRose: they got landman I want to see Allie Larder's fucking titties.

Fuck Off: Oh, fuck.

Matt LaRose: She's a member in Varsity Blues.

Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.

Matt LaRose: She had a little whipped cream bikini on there.

Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah. I had a little cream bikini too right after that.

Matt LaRose: She was great. But don't worry, Richie. Just because the UFC's not done, or just because the UFC's done, the fights aren't done for the year.

Fuck Off: Huh.

Fuck Off: No, there's they're not.

Matt LaRose: This Friday night.

Fuck Off: I got a big one.

Matt LaRose: There's a big one this Friday night, live and free on Netflix.

Fuck Off: So not free.

Matt LaRose: If you have a Netflix subscription, you can watch the greatest boxing match of all time.

Fuck Off: Hopefully a mass murder.

Matt LaRose: Anderson, the spider Silva versus Chris Weidman.

Fuck Off: Is that on the same card?

Matt LaRose: It sure is, pal.

Fuck Off: A rematch.

Matt LaRose: It's yeah. A rematch in the, in the squared circle this time.

Fuck Off: Anderson Silva is going to kill him.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, absolutely. In boxing, for sure.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: He's going to fuck that dude up. but And then I guess the other one that everybody's talking about, and I can't wait to hear your thoughts. I can't wait to hear your predictions.

Fuck Off: Look, this thing, there's so much money involved. There could be a fix, just like the Tyson bullshit. um There is no way on the planet Earth. There is zero chance, period.

Fuck Off: That this Jake Paul kid can go and do anything to josh to ah

Matt LaRose: Anthony Joshua.

Fuck Off: to this to to Joshua. Joshua is enormous.

Matt LaRose: He is so huge. Jake Paul was standing on his tippy toes to get eye level with him.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Making a joke about it saying, yeah.

Fuck Off: i think I think Josh was also, he's like 6'5", I think.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: it's four and a half His reach is ridiculous. His hand, did you see just the size difference of body stuff? Like, his head.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Like the size of his. yeah

Fuck Off: jake Jake Paul's got a big head. Or whichever, is it Jake or Logan? I don't even know. He's got a big head from all the roids and growth and all the shit he does.

Matt LaRose: Jake Paul.

Matt LaRose: Oh, breaking news. Sorry. Go can carry on what you were saying.

Fuck Off: Yeah, but um it's going to get knocked the fuck off. Joshua's hands are the size of his head. Their physical body

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: um parts are just built differently.

Matt LaRose: He is fucking huge.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Are you going to watch?

Fuck Off: Yes, because I've never actually gone in knowing there was going to be a murder and being able to watch it. I've seen some deaths in the ring, but never knew one was coming to be able to watch it.

Matt LaRose: famously Dana White said this is a bad idea you should not do this fight

Fuck Off: If this is on the up and up in real, this is the end of this kid finally, which I'm so happy about.

Matt LaRose: he's going to be eating through a straw the breaking news I wanted to tell you was that Chris Weidman has been replaced he's out the spider Anderson Silva now takes on Tyron Woodley

Fuck Off: Oh, thank goodness.

Matt LaRose: tyron woodley oh and two in boxing three uh the spider three and two in boxing

Fuck Off: Yeah, Tyron Woodley's about to be 0-3.

Fuck Off: Yeah. um Anderson's jab. I mean, Tyron's got incredible power. But outside of that, Anderson's just too polished of a technician.

Matt LaRose: yeah he's gonna be way on the outside the whole time which you

Fuck Off: yeah I would have to think that unless he gets cocky and puts his hands down, if he does that, his head will be launched into the third row. But don't see it happening.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, you know how much i love you.

Fuck Off: And it's a better fight, actually.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, I agree with that.

Fuck Off: Weidman fucking blows.

Matt LaRose: The main card, I'll go through the whole thing because maybe there's some boxers you know on here. Jamal Harvey takes on Kevin Cervantes.

Fuck Off: Nope.

Matt LaRose: The wait is coming soon. so that's Oh, Featherweight.

Fuck Off: Hmm. Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Then you've got a Anderson and Tyron. Tyron, not Tyrone. The co-main event of the evening is two gals, Alicia Baumgardner versus Layla Boudoin. Boudon? Boudoin?

Fuck Off: ah Do they have a picture of Alicia there?

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: How she look.

Matt LaRose: I can't see if you can see it There you go.

Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah, she's jacked.

Matt LaRose: I've heard of Alicia Baumgartner before.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Do you know who either of those girls are?

Fuck Off: Yeah. Alicia Baumgartner.

Matt LaRose: the

Fuck Off: There are a few girls like Shields, Clarissa Shields. and Yeah, there are some good fighters out there, female fighters.

Matt LaRose: know her.

Fuck Off: but

Matt LaRose: And then there's your there's your main your main event right there.

Fuck Off: That little blonde chick.

Matt LaRose: Anthony Joshua versus Jake Paul.

Fuck Off: Look at the size of Anthony Joshua.

Matt LaRose: Those are your boys. He is huge. Jake Paul, 28 years old. Anthony Joshua, 36.

Matt LaRose: Jake Paul's 12 and one with seven KOs. Anthony Joshua, 28 and four with 25 KOs. Anthony Joshua with an 82 inch reach. Jake Paul with a 76 inch reach.

Matt LaRose: And ah Jake Paul standing at six foot one. Anthony Joshua, six foot six.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: their weight's coming soon but they'll be at yeah don't wear a big dumb suit of armor on the way out to the stage please

Fuck Off: He's got to be at 225, they said. And all that means is Joshua's going be able to move better.

Fuck Off: Well, I would walk out in a Mike Tyson punch out towel and fucking knock this guy out, grab my check and go to fucking IHOP.

Matt LaRose: yeah dude get some nachos and shit

Fuck Off: Yeah. Call it a fucking month, year. He's getting paid, which is good.

Matt LaRose: The only other thing I wanted to tell you about ah on Saturday night on Fox nation, it's RAF wrestling, RAF wrestling, real action, freestyle wrestling.

Fuck Off: Real as fuck.

Matt LaRose: This is, ah I've been watching this. It's a actual wrestling matches. This is their fourth event.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: They get legitimate wrestlers and have put, you know, they get a nice mat out and they similar to like how you'd watch like a jujitsu event, but it's for wrestling. And it's been really awesome.

Matt LaRose: The last one that they did that they did your uncle Chael commentates for it's outstanding. So this Saturday.

Fuck Off: Really, it was good? Because um' I have not been very impressed with wrestling, amateur wrestling right now. Just a lot of stalling, lots of standing, until they the shots and the overtime periods.

Matt LaRose: Well,

Matt LaRose: so these guys,

Fuck Off: It's fucking Olympic wrestling brutal right now.

Matt LaRose: no this is all about excitement so december 20th that's this saturday at seven o'clock streaming on fox nation which is a channel you can find it um let me see here we go the co-main the there are one two three four five six seven eight nine matches that you can watch uh the co-main event is

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: ah

Matt LaRose: I was just trying to see if they got this guy's first name. This was supposed to be Bo Nickel versus Yoel Romero, but Bo nico beau Nickel had to pull out.

Fuck Off: Oh, no shit.

Matt LaRose: So now it's this dude Downey versus Yoel Romero.

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: And then the main the main event is the very recent fucking NCAA champion that beat Gable Stevenson.

Matt LaRose: ah What's his name? Fucking Hendrickson is taking on another dude named, uh, his last name is Paris. I don't know. I don't know who he is, but why?

Fuck Off: Hmm.

Matt LaRose: Hendrickson is the fucking man.

Fuck Off: Interesting.

Matt LaRose: So it is, it's free.

Fuck Off: Did you, and did you, um,

Matt LaRose: The last one that they did, got to find it was Michael Chandler versus someone in the, uh, Michael Chandler versus Chad Mendez was on the last one. And it was a fucking awesome match.

Matt LaRose: And they've had Clay Guida. like They have like really good wrestlers that sometimes they're fucking MMA guys. but all Like Bella Mir, Frank Mir's daughter, did a match.

Matt LaRose: she fucking

Fuck Off: oh yeah. Right. Yep.

Matt LaRose: It's fucking awesome, dude.

Fuck Off: Cool. Maybe I'll watch it.

Matt LaRose: So check it out. Saturday night.

Fuck Off: There's a lot of football on. There's a lot of stuff happening.

Matt LaRose: Real American Freestyle Wrestling.

Fuck Off: speak

Fuck Off: Real as fuck. um Speaking of Fox Nation, um

Fuck Off: our president Donald Trump was tweeting late last night.

Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. Wait, are you talking about, I've only seen one of his recent tweets and it might not have been the best time to tweet what he tweeted.

Fuck Off: About Rob Reiner getting killed by his son.

Matt LaRose: yeah Yeah. They, uh, this,

Fuck Off: They were at Conan O'Brien's the night before. His son starts going all fucked up on drugs and shit, asking everyone if they're famous. They get in a big argument.

Fuck Off: Reiner sends his 34-year-old kid home. They come home. I don't know. He disappears. He's in a hotel. he ends up coming back the next night while they're sleeping. Stabs him to death.

Matt LaRose: I heard he slit their throats.

Fuck Off: Slit their throats, lit the place on fire.

Matt LaRose: That's crazy.

Fuck Off: Then left, went back to a hotel, got arrested five hours later. Then Trump decided to tweet.

Fuck Off: Rob Reiner used to be talented, but he's not a big Trump fan.

Matt LaRose: Suffers from Trump arrangement syndrome, he said.

Fuck Off: Basically...

Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.

Fuck Off: He suffers from Trump derangement, which is a real syndrome. Real, real, real. And it's Big Lee. And um you're all a bunch of cunts.

Matt LaRose: Real thing, these people, they're goddamn crazy. All of them.

Fuck Off: And he's dead. He's dead. Rip Rob Reiner.

Matt LaRose: Used to be great movies. Great, great movies. Misery is one of my favorite movies. Misery. Stand by me. One of the best ones ever.

Fuck Off: He's fucking nuts, this guy. He is fucking mental.

Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah, that might have been a little bit fucking not cool to do.

Fuck Off: So stupid. So anyway, that's happening. um Big week. I got Bugonia teed up to watch this week with um Jesse Plummons, who I fucking love, and um Emily – no, Emma – what's her name?

Matt LaRose: Jesse Plemons is outstanding. He is like the... What we were saying a couple weeks ago, he's like the... ah What's his name that died?

Fuck Off: Yeah, Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's like the new Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Fuck Off: Yeah, he I love this kid. I watch everything he does. He just did that Civil War movie with his wife, Kirsten Dunst.

Matt LaRose: Oh, I gotta watch that.

Fuck Off: Yeah, but it's not about the Civil War.

Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's another dude. Whatever he's in, I'll watch it.

Fuck Off: Yeah.

Matt LaRose: Oh, wait, I did watch that movie. He's like a like a militia guy.

Fuck Off: Militia guy.

Matt LaRose: Yeah.

Fuck Off: all I got, Matty. I've got nothing left.

Matt LaRose: That's all I

Fuck Off: i i i need I need to go smoke some weed because I haven't, and I am just beyond the fact of not being able to live anymore without it.

Matt LaRose: That's the entire list.

Matt LaRose: business

Fuck Off: What do you have?

Matt LaRose: That's all I got as an hour and 23 minutes.

Fuck Off: Good.

Fuck Off: Darling, don't you go and cut your hair. Do you think it's gonna make him change? I'm just boy with a new haircut.

Fuck Off: And that's a pretty nice haircut. Charge her like a puzzle. Kidman wearing muscles. Has a tension dive. Look around, around.

Fuck Off: A second drummer drowns. This child I've always found.

Matt LaRose: work on our fair usage practices.

Fuck Off: Ever hear of Pavement?

Matt LaRose: No, never heard. don't never heard that song.

Fuck Off: Great fucking band from the 90s and 2000s.

Fuck Off: And um just looking at your hair, i don't know why it seemed apropos.

Matt LaRose: Like the mask.

Matt LaRose: Cause you love it.

Fuck Off: Thanks for coming. All over your chest.

Matt LaRose: I always do fella.

Fuck Off: Who cares?