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Infinite Abyss Episode 58: The River of Dreams
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Rich and Matty are back this week debating the ethics of launching a green dildo onto a field of play, football season is right around the corner, Rich destroys his knee, and so much more!
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Transcript
Technical Issues and Concerns
00:00:00
Fuck Off
general yeah exactly
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Matt LaRose
As yeah.
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Fuck Off
yeah
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Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:00:25
Fuck Off
Oh
00:00:53
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:00:57
Matt LaRose
Can I tell you why that's interesting?
00:01:00
Fuck Off
Cause you can hear my fucking people cutting my lawn.
00:01:03
Matt LaRose
I can tell you can hear my people cutting the lawn.
00:01:08
Fuck Off
They're my people.
00:01:09
Matt LaRose
Uh, it's interesting because, ah I'm going to let it pull the curtain back for our listeners.
00:01:12
Fuck Off
Really?
00:01:16
Matt LaRose
You were trying a technical, ah technical, uh, adjustment to our typical opening to a show, hoping that the music port part would sound better. Now, I don't know how it's going to come through in post, but I can tell you that it was significantly worse than it's ever been just like that.
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Matt LaRose
So we'll see.
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Fuck Off
really
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. I could barely hear it and it sounded like garbage.
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Fuck Off
Hmm, interesting.
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Matt LaRose
Now I can just hear your lawn being mowed by not immigrants.
Citizenship and Personal Stories
00:01:48
Matt LaRose
Or maybe immigrants, but presumably legal.
00:01:53
Fuck Off
um I don't know about that.
00:01:57
Matt LaRose
I've noticed a serious uptick in... a How do I put this? I'll give you an example. There's a lot of people that I work with that aren't from this country originally.
00:02:13
Matt LaRose
And they've been here for a really long time. And none of them were citizens. Now they're all very quickly becoming citizens.
00:02:22
Fuck Off
How?
00:02:23
Matt LaRose
One person that I know ah has been here for 50 years and she finally decided that this is the year she's going to become a citizen.
00:02:31
Fuck Off
Should have already been done, Doug.
00:02:33
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying. You know, it's just impeccable timing. Now's a really good time to get it done if you haven't done it yet, you know.
00:02:46
Fuck Off
I'm a citizen.
00:02:51
Matt LaRose
I agree.
00:02:51
Fuck Off
I'm a citizen.
00:02:51
Matt LaRose
You have a, yeah you bring them back to Savstache. Yeah, I can, it's already feel it's even worse because you're not wearing a shirt.
00:03:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:03:03
Matt LaRose
so It's like, uh, it's a filthy mustache and no tarp, you know, but I dig it.
00:03:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a good one.
00:03:09
Matt LaRose
You should, uh, definitely the mustache has always been you.
00:03:13
Fuck Off
I look like Bronson.
00:03:18
Fuck Off
I'm having some serious technical difficulties here.
00:03:21
Matt LaRose
What's wrong?
00:03:21
Fuck Off
I have to be honest.
00:03:23
Matt LaRose
Talk to me.
00:03:24
Fuck Off
I don't know how this is recording my voice. don't know.
00:03:27
Matt LaRose
It is definitely recording your voice. Not only can I hear you, but it's showing through the thing that you have sound waves happening. I think what happened is due to your technical wizardry that you were trying, you're trying to switch mics mid-pod, and that's not working out for you the way that you wanted it to.
00:03:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. No.
00:03:44
Matt LaRose
I didn't think I thought that that would probably not work, but I mean, who am I to poop who you from trying, you know?
00:03:53
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:03:55
Matt LaRose
You sound great, pal. I'll tell you what, you don't even know it. And once we go through post, you'll never even know a thing. Okay.
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Fuck Off
Pre and post.
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Matt LaRose
You know, I got you right.
00:04:07
Fuck Off
Pre and post.
00:04:07
Matt LaRose
I got you.
Podcast Introduction and Humor
00:04:09
Fuck Off
So don't need to copy this thing.
00:04:09
Matt LaRose
What's up everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss Podcast.
00:04:14
Fuck Off
Can you hear me?
00:04:15
Matt LaRose
I'm your host, I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, is the inevitable, I can tell you what's happening today, but you're not going to want to hear it, the inevitable Rich Savastano.
00:04:22
Fuck Off
I don't know what's happening today.
00:04:31
Fuck Off
I'm even looking and my name is fuck off, so I get confused sometimes. and I don't know who that is, but it's me.
00:04:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's you.
00:04:38
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:04:39
Matt LaRose
The other guy who's here sometimes has, I think his says asshole or something like that.
00:04:43
Fuck Off
Speaking of fucking off, that guy.
00:04:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's it. the ah The busiest guy you know, Matt Martin's not here.
00:04:50
Fuck Off
Shocking. Well, he's about to lose byline credits.
00:04:52
Matt LaRose
Even though he blocks off.
00:04:56
Fuck Off
He might just be a ah correspondent going forward.
00:04:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. We call him like, guy he's like Guy Lafleur from the most extreme elimination challenge.
00:05:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, or like Les Nesman from WKRP in Cincinnati, which I hope is in your hot takes.
00:05:05
Matt LaRose
He just pops in every once so a while.
00:05:12
Fuck Off
We lost a living blonde bombshell live legend, Lonnie Anderson.
00:05:16
Matt LaRose
Who'd we lose? Who's that? I feel like I just saw a blonde chick died, so.
00:05:22
Fuck Off
is She's Jennifer from WKRP in Cincinnati. She also lasted one season on Charlie's Angels before she started making posters and every fucking teenage kid in America had her on the back of their fucking door jerking off to that night.
00:05:37
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Sticking it to the wall with homemade glue.
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Fuck Off
America.
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Matt LaRose
America.
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Matt LaRose
America. Fuck. Yeah.
Podcasting vs. Band Analogy
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Matt LaRose
What's going on, Richie?
00:05:54
Fuck Off
Yeah. Nothing.
00:05:57
Matt LaRose
It's just me and you today.
00:05:59
Fuck Off
Good.
00:05:59
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing. When it comes, I feel like I know what it's like to be in a, in a heavy metal or a rock and roll band.
00:06:00
Fuck Off
Probably better.
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Matt LaRose
Cause it's like, uh, you know, You get a bunch of guys together to do a thing, and then you try to get them together and get them all on the same page, and you try to make it easier for everybody.
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Fuck Off
or a bad relationship.
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Matt LaRose
like record Like, we'll record remotely so we can record at any time, and we'll make it easy for everybody. And then you just got to deal with fucking asshole after fucking asshole, you know?
00:06:27
Fuck Off
that
00:06:28
Matt LaRose
that's what i That's what I feel like
00:06:31
Fuck Off
I don't even know where I should be talking. I feel like Will Ferrell in the fucking Ricky Bobby. I don't know what to do with my hands. I don't know where this is even coming in from, so
00:06:39
Matt LaRose
I'm just saying. that's just You asked me what was going on.
00:06:41
Fuck Off
Well, listen, it's it's like growing up, you know, it says you grow up, things happen. If you're not together, you grow apart.
00:06:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:48
Fuck Off
That's the fact of the matter.
00:06:52
Matt LaRose
Good point.
00:06:53
Fuck Off
So Fuchsia said that.
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Matt LaRose
if I appreciate you dispelling wisdom upon me.
00:06:58
Fuck Off
Yeah,
Personal Injury and Exercise
00:06:59
Fuck Off
you're welcome. I blew out my knee today.
00:07:01
Matt LaRose
Why? Oh, no.
00:07:04
Fuck Off
Like legit, it's legit pops.
00:07:04
Matt LaRose
why
00:07:06
Fuck Off
I heard it pop.
00:07:08
Matt LaRose
oh no
00:07:09
Fuck Off
It did the burn on the inside
00:07:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, no.
00:07:10
Fuck Off
where Where you know it. and then And then right in my lower abdominal range where gurgling from diarrhea starts, that started simultaneously. So I knew it really happened.
00:07:21
Matt LaRose
And then did your balls pucker up a little bit?
00:07:24
Fuck Off
No, I just fucking said, are you fucking kidding me?
00:07:28
Matt LaRose
This just happened today. This is breaking news.
00:07:30
Fuck Off
Just today, I just started doing some um Turkish get-ups.
00:07:34
Matt LaRose
See, you and this fucking, if it's not the Turkish getup, it's the Bulgarian bag.
00:07:39
Fuck Off
I didn't even, I wasn't going to try to eat.
00:07:40
Matt LaRose
You can't just do a normal workout ever. You got to do something fucking stupid like a Turkish getup.
00:07:46
Fuck Off
Man, it's not the getting up, it's the going back down and rolling back over the knee.
00:07:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Why do you do that?
00:07:52
Fuck Off
Because I heard you had to do them, otherwise you'd die. So I've been doing like 10 a day.
00:07:59
Matt LaRose
What else have you been doing?
00:08:01
Fuck Off
Eating.
00:08:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, right. I mean, that's okay. I'm not going to hate on that but like maybe instead of the Turkish getups, like, why don't you try like doing a walk.
00:08:12
Fuck Off
Oh, well, no. So that's the other thing. So I've been doing the ah rebounder, you know, that little fucking trampoline thing. I'm on that tramp.
00:08:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Yeah. See? No. Compression on your knees, man. Just go for a walk.
00:08:22
Fuck Off
No, no, it's not even that.
00:08:22
Matt LaRose
remember when Remember when you used to go walk the mall?
00:08:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, i did that last week.
00:08:27
Matt LaRose
How
Cultural Observations and Experiences
00:08:28
Matt LaRose
was that? How was walking the mall?
00:08:30
Fuck Off
It was great.
00:08:31
Matt LaRose
How were the sights?
00:08:31
Fuck Off
You should see all of the fucking ah Brazilians that are there now.
00:08:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, I believe that.
00:08:37
Fuck Off
It's just it's essentially Rio. That said, there's a lot of ass.
00:08:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah
00:08:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Growing up, there were no, it was all white.
00:08:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah We're getting outnumbered man Honestly It's not even the the Latin people or whatever It's all the Indians that are moving in man They're taking over It's called Little India and India
00:08:49
Fuck Off
Now everyone is just Latin. Latinx.
00:08:55
Fuck Off
but We already are, I believe. over everything. There's a bunch of billions of them.
00:09:08
Fuck Off
Where else are they going to go?
00:09:12
Fuck Off
Now they outgrew that hot shithole.
00:09:14
Matt LaRose
There's no more room there.
00:09:15
Fuck Off
They're looking for running water. So they come here to jack up prices.
00:09:22
Fuck Off
That's what I would be doing.
00:09:23
Matt LaRose
That's the State of the Union.
International Conflicts Discussion
00:09:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:09:27
Matt LaRose
What is the State of the Union? I haven't been paying attention anything. I just know everybody's pissed off because Donald Trump's not releasing the Epstein file. He says, what are you even worried about? Hmm.
00:09:37
Fuck Off
That's all people care about. Epstein files.
00:09:41
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:09:43
Fuck Off
Interesting. Have you seen Gaza? It looks like a parking lot in New Jersey.
00:09:48
Matt LaRose
it's it's literally like i mean i had seen pictures before and after pictures of gaza like a couple months ago but like it's just like look buildings look rubble
00:10:03
Fuck Off
It's insane. Luckily, all those fucking disgusting goddamn... Insurgent fucks live underground.
00:10:14
Matt LaRose
I mean, at this point, the only way to survive is to be underground, right? They're just pummeling the fucking surface.
00:10:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know what the deal is. All they're really telling are civilians.
00:10:22
Matt LaRose
Are they still? So they're still like, even though it's already bombed out and depleted, they're still bombing it and shit, blowing shit up.
00:10:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, they blew up a Catholic church too. The only Catholic church there. It was an accident, allegedly.
00:10:34
Matt LaRose
Damn. who Who blew it up? Hamas?
00:10:38
Fuck Off
No, Israel.
00:10:39
Matt LaRose
Oh, Israel did? Oh, Israel blew up?
00:10:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, Israel's gone on the offensive.
00:10:41
Matt LaRose
I thought it's...
00:10:44
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:10:45
Fuck Off
They're blowing up everybody. They're destroying Gaza. They're destroying southern Lebanon. They're destroying ah Iran. They're destroying parts of
00:10:59
Fuck Off
ah Syria. So they're just going, they're going to town on the premise that they're being purged. But it seems like they're purging off a lot of Catholic people.
00:11:13
Matt LaRose
It's interesting that they would go Catholic because, ah
00:11:17
Fuck Off
Low hanging fruit.
00:11:18
Matt LaRose
well, I mean, that is just like they're pretty big allies with the West.
00:11:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, not really.
00:11:26
Matt LaRose
I mean, well, true, but they're allies with America, and America is mostly Christian and Catholic, right?
00:11:26
Fuck Off
The West is owned by the Jews.
00:11:34
Fuck Off
Americans are, yeah, or were at least. Luckily for the Latinos, they still got the heavy God influence.
00:11:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the Latinos still love God. Donald Trump loves God.
00:11:46
Fuck Off
and And the black, black a southern black population loves their God.
00:11:48
Matt LaRose
Alabama loves God.
00:11:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. There's a lot of God-loving Americans and they go and blow up.
00:11:57
Fuck Off
But not enough. That's what's happening. That's what's wrong with the country. There's no more God. There's not enough God.
00:12:02
Matt LaRose
Not enough God.
00:12:06
Fuck Off
Or there maybe there is if you turn it around backwards who's to say that's not the answer.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
Maybe there's too much God.
00:12:13
Fuck Off
Can never have too much dog.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
I love dogs.
00:12:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, see, maybe that's
Pet Anecdotes and Humor
00:12:18
Fuck Off
the answer.
00:12:18
Matt LaRose
How's my man Iggy Smalls, the million dollar fucking Boston Terrier?
00:12:24
Fuck Off
He's such a pain in the ass.
00:12:29
Fuck Off
He's funny, motherfucker, though.
00:12:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they usually are.
00:12:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's pretty funny.
00:12:38
Fuck Off
doesn't really like you being happy. So if you're in a good mood, he's got to go fuck it.
00:12:43
Matt LaRose
He wants the
00:12:45
Fuck Off
He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, fella. Slow it down. Do you have a snack?
00:12:50
Matt LaRose
What do you got going on over here for snacks?
00:12:55
Fuck Off
But I took him to, did I take him? Bass Pro Shops, Cabela's.
00:13:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:13:01
Fuck Off
Yeah. Did a little walkthrough. he was enthralled with the giant fish downstairs. He tried to jump through the tank.
00:13:07
Matt LaRose
In Fox, in Fox, bro.
00:13:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm going there tomorrow.
00:13:13
Fuck Off
Tomorrow?
00:13:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:15
Fuck Off
What's tomorrow?
00:13:15
Matt LaRose
Big, big, ah big Gillette Bass Pro Shop car show tomorrow.
Car Culture and Social Dynamics
00:13:19
Fuck Off
Really?
00:13:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's ah they do like every other Thursday usually, unless there's like a Patriots game in the August. And they got a... I haven't gone in a couple years, man, but it's fucking huge. And I think last week they had over 2,000 cars there.
00:13:31
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:13:32
Matt LaRose
They fucking... It blows up, dude. They go from... You know how Bass Pro is at the end of the parking lot?
00:13:37
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:13:37
Matt LaRose
They go from Bass Pro all the way over to the stadium. There's a like part where you go walking under a tunnel. It's like... And that one's cool because it's like...
00:13:46
Fuck Off
Just people showing up?
00:13:48
Matt LaRose
It's all cars, dude. Cars and motorcycles.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
Do you pay to get in?
00:13:51
Matt LaRose
No, you just show up.
00:13:52
Fuck Off
So people are just showing up and parking their cars and walking around.
00:13:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's a car show, bro.
00:13:57
Fuck Off
Where do they get their ice cream from?
00:13:57
Matt LaRose
That's what you do. Anywhere there. There's all kinds of places to get food down there. Ice cream, shit like that.
00:14:05
Fuck Off
You're saying inside the stadium.
00:14:06
Matt LaRose
not well Not in the that hole not the stadium itself, but that whole plaza area.
00:14:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, the to your place.
00:14:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Patriot Place. You can get food. You can go to Bed Bath & Beyond. Go fuck yourself. Whatever you want to do.
00:14:19
Fuck Off
I got it.
00:14:21
Matt LaRose
And, ah you know, and then so that's a pretty big one. Last night I went to the fucking beef barn in fucking North Smithfield, Rhode Island.
00:14:28
Fuck Off
Beef barn.
00:14:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's a... I can't believe you've never been there or heard of this place. They're known for their roast beef.
00:14:34
Fuck Off
i don't need a lot of roast beef.
00:14:34
Matt LaRose
It's like Well, you're you like a Kelly's roast beef, don't you?
00:14:39
Fuck Off
yeah I mean, i haven't I don't really eat roast beef. I don't need any red meat unless it's from a deer.
00:14:42
Matt LaRose
Well, that's
00:14:45
Matt LaRose
they got other shit. That's true, you don't. They got other shit. They're talking got to BLT. I literally looked at i almost fucking slapped them. the fuck is wrong with you?
00:14:51
Fuck Off
That's a pork sandwich.
00:14:53
Matt LaRose
That's what I said.
00:14:54
Fuck Off
Delicious nonetheless.
00:14:55
Matt LaRose
He goes, B, bacon, beef bar. And I said, pork, pig, oink, oink, beef, cow, moo, moo.
00:15:02
Fuck Off
kid's got a lot of problems.
00:15:04
Matt LaRose
He's a wild dude, man.
00:15:07
Fuck Off
Luckily, they're fucking blowing off my windows for some reason.
00:15:10
Matt LaRose
i can I can hear that. Sounds like they're doing a good job.
00:15:16
Matt LaRose
um But yeah, so I was shocked at the amount of cars on a Tuesday night at the fucking beef barn. and there's like four or five hundred cars there. Kept coming and going the whole fucking night.
00:15:22
Fuck Off
Gillette, huh?
00:15:25
Matt LaRose
I got two roast beefs with cheese and bacon. They're fucking unbelievable.
00:15:31
Matt LaRose
You know? And then ah tomorrow night we're going to hit fucking Gillette.
00:15:36
Fuck Off
What time does that start?
00:15:37
Matt LaRose
It's a big one tomorrow.
00:15:41
Matt LaRose
I think it starts at either 4 or 5 p.m.
00:15:45
Fuck Off
A.M. or P.M.? Hmm. Four or five?
00:15:48
Matt LaRose
think we're probably probably going to roll down.
00:15:49
Fuck Off
That's early.
00:15:52
Matt LaRose
Well, yeah, i mean, there's a lot of fucking car. People show up even earlier than that to try to get there early. And tomorrow is going to be an awesome day, so it'll be fucking slamming.
00:16:00
Fuck Off
So what about if you want to just go to Patriot place and go shopping at Bass Pro Shop? What happens then?
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
Well, I mean, you might have to park a little bit
00:16:08
Fuck Off
Are they in my spot?
00:16:09
Matt LaRose
I mean, they they let people that are coming into shop go still go in there and and go in there and stuff, but most of the parking is from fucking... The parking that is available is a lot of people who don't enter their car shows that go there to walk around.
00:16:24
Fuck Off
Well, is there a specific area for the car show people or no, just the parking lots?
00:16:24
Matt LaRose
and
00:16:28
Matt LaRose
Well, yeah, they they stay park. like The areas that are like right in front of Bass Pro... You know how there's like a road that goes down the middle? And you can kind of go to the left or you can go to the right.
00:16:37
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:16:39
Matt LaRose
Like the ones that are on the left, the smaller area, they leave those open for people to park and go shopping. And then the whole other from that road, the access road out to the main road, route one is all fucking cars from the access road to route one from both access roads, the access road where you turn into fucking Bass Pro and the access road where you drive all the way down in front of all the plazas.
00:17:03
Fuck Off
And Patriot Place allows this to happen, huh?
00:17:06
Matt LaRose
Dude, they make a fucking ton of money off of it.
00:17:08
Fuck Off
How? You mean just from bringing shoppers in?
00:17:09
Matt LaRose
They sponsor it.
00:17:10
Fuck Off
They do sponsor it?
00:17:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's like a whole, dude, they have people that direct you for parking. It's like a whole organized thing.
00:17:17
Fuck Off
oh
00:17:17
Matt LaRose
They've been doing it forever, dude.
00:17:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I am haven't been around forever.
00:17:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, I've been telling you about it forever, but you have selective hearing for everything.
00:17:26
Fuck Off
I don't recall any of those times.
00:17:28
Matt LaRose
Exactly. You should drive your Model A there.
00:17:33
Fuck Off
should drive everything there
00:17:34
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what, when I, when we were leaving the beef barn last night, it was, there's a dude in a model a pickup truck that was awesome with no roof on it. And it was like, not like hot rod it out with a big engine. It was like, just like yours, old ass engine, fucking whatever.
00:17:49
Matt LaRose
Todd's behind him. I'm behind Todd. That dude fucking drove that thing like fucking 10 miles. We were driving with him. He was cruising. it was fucking awesome.
00:17:59
Matt LaRose
He had drive your shit, you know?
00:18:04
Fuck Off
I saw a couple of nice Corvettes over by Todd's old place last week, what, two weekends ago?
00:18:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah?
00:18:11
Matt LaRose
They got ah I actually think Dre said he was going to go this week to Bass Pro, too.
00:18:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, probably you need looking for some pussy.
00:18:21
Matt LaRose
and Got him.
00:18:24
Matt LaRose
Pussy in cars.
00:18:25
Fuck Off
How is the pussy there?
00:18:26
Matt LaRose
You should have seen the ass at the beef bar. You should have seen the beef at the beef bar last night, pal.
00:18:30
Fuck Off
Man, I wish I was I would have just been dropping the same joke on everybody.
00:18:31
Matt LaRose
It's... a It'll be the same tomorrow night as it was last night. Tons of ass.
00:18:37
Fuck Off
Beef drapes at the beef barn.
00:18:40
Matt LaRose
tons of ass, tons of dogs. You can't beat it.
00:18:42
Fuck Off
Dogs?
00:18:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, people bring their dogs.
00:18:45
Fuck Off
They do?
00:18:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you walk around with your dog.
00:18:48
Fuck Off
Seems hot on the cement.
00:18:49
Matt LaRose
if you If you brought fucking Iggy Smalls there, every chick would be fucking up there talking. You want to pet your dog and fucking, you know.
00:18:56
Fuck Off
Why did pet my dong? Are they gonna let me finger blast them?
00:19:00
Matt LaRose
I mean, they might.
00:19:01
Fuck Off
In the parking lot.
00:19:03
Matt LaRose
Maybe.
00:19:04
Fuck Off
Interesting. I don't know.
00:19:06
Matt LaRose
I know a guy that was at a concert one time. And in between sets, this gal walked up to him and said, if you were a real man, you'd put your hands in my in my pants right now. And that person
00:19:22
Matt LaRose
was a real man that night.
00:19:27
Fuck Off
Welcome to man.
00:19:28
Matt LaRose
But I can't tell you who that person was on the air.
Sports and Controversies
00:19:33
Fuck Off
I love it.
00:19:34
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:19:36
Fuck Off
Speaking of, I don't know what that means, you know. I don't know why you keep saying that.
00:19:42
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:19:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly.
00:19:47
Fuck Off
Did you hear about the South Korean fella coming to L.A. to play soccer?
00:19:52
Matt LaRose
No. Shout out to Chung Mi.
00:19:53
Fuck Off
and Yeah, she's going to have a new ah new sport to follow.
00:19:58
Matt LaRose
That's pretty awesome.
00:19:59
Fuck Off
They just paid this Korean kid a shit ton of money to come to L.A.
00:20:03
Matt LaRose
Really? The LA Galaxy, right?
00:20:05
Fuck Off
Or the LA Football Club or something.
00:20:07
Matt LaRose
Maybe that's what it is. knows?
00:20:09
Fuck Off
I don't know what it is. Speaking
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
Who knows? You know what I want to ask you about?
00:20:13
Fuck Off
the Galaxy, what's all this fucking green dildo shit going
00:20:18
Matt LaRose
That's literally what I was just about to ask you about because you're you're hooked in on this WNBA thing. You got a guy on the inside and everything. But these people, like, more than one game, people have been launching dildos at these like...
00:20:27
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on?
00:20:29
Fuck Off
The guy on the inside is not happy about the state of the state.
00:20:34
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah?
00:20:34
Fuck Off
there There's no room for that and and real American sports.
00:20:38
Matt LaRose
No chucking a dildo on the court?
00:20:39
Fuck Off
It's disgusting. There's no room for dildo chucking.
00:20:43
Matt LaRose
I mean, I think...
00:20:43
Fuck Off
I said, does it matter that maybe some of them actually use them?
00:20:49
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said, no, it doesn't matter. There's no place in that. These are sports athletes.
00:20:55
Fuck Off
Guy is a fucking hardcore WNBAer.
00:20:56
Matt LaRose
he i was just going to say, he's fucking by the line, man.
00:20:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:00
Matt LaRose
I mean, to be...
00:21:00
Fuck Off
Yeah. So they've it's been three now. They've done it three times.
00:21:04
Matt LaRose
I thought it was two, but now it's been three.
00:21:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, last night was the latest one. someone
00:21:08
Matt LaRose
They just did another one.
00:21:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, a different game, though. It was at the Sparks game. What's her name? Kelsey Plum kicked it off, and sophie maybe Sophie Cunningham or somebody jumped back when it was thrown at her feet.
00:21:24
Fuck Off
She was like grabbed herself. was like, oh, horrified.
00:21:27
Matt LaRose
listen ah
00:21:29
Fuck Off
Two weight sticks.
00:21:30
Matt LaRose
ah Green Dildo, you're coming home with me.
00:21:33
Fuck Off
I'm the one selling big black cock dildos.
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, here's the thing. It doesn't necessarily...
00:21:37
Fuck Off
ah yeah Would that be racist?
00:21:41
Matt LaRose
I mean, don't think so.
00:21:42
Fuck Off
If they're green cocks, is it okay because they're green, whereas if they were black, they'd be big black cock?
00:21:47
Matt LaRose
It's like an alien cock.
00:21:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:49
Matt LaRose
that's i mean Honestly, that's the funniest part about it. is that It's not like a white dildo or a giant black dildo. It's a fucking like Kawasaki green fucking rubber I feel like America's back if we're throwing dildos on basketball courts.
00:21:59
Fuck Off
There's like all kinds of things on it now, like meme-y things, where dudes are just like, what's with the green dildos? And they're playing things in their head, you know?
00:22:11
Fuck Off
It's...
00:22:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think... It is fucking weird, though.
00:22:21
Matt LaRose
I mean, here's the thing. it if it I mean, it's weird because it's the WNBA, so you wouldn't expect it. But it's like if someone threw a green dildo on the ice at a hockey game or someone threw a green dildo on the field at the Red Sox game, like I would think it's just as funny.
00:22:36
Matt LaRose
like I love the fact that someone's just trucking a rubber dick on the field or on the court.
00:22:40
Fuck Off
I don't need that shit.
00:22:41
Matt LaRose
I think it's great.
00:22:42
Fuck Off
I don't need that. I don't like it.
00:22:45
Matt LaRose
you know It's like when they throw the fucking rats on the ice in hockey or you know the octopus or shit. Some people just chuck a rubber dick. Is it inappropriate? Of course it's inappropriate, but at some point it's going to stop, so just enjoy it while it's here.
00:22:57
Matt LaRose
People throw rubber dicks on the fucking court sometimes.
00:22:59
Fuck Off
Someone could get seriously injured by a flying rubber dick.
00:22:59
Matt LaRose
It's funny. Buy a rubber dick. More injured than fucking a ball coming out of the fucking thing and hitting you in the face.
00:23:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, this thing has that... that bending fucking kinetic energy that has a lash effect.
00:23:13
Matt LaRose
It's got that flopping power.
00:23:16
Fuck Off
I haven't even looked at them. Are these like strap-ons or they have suction cups? I haven't seen any of them yet.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
I don't think I've only seen the one that got thrown. Like i only saw it on the court, so I don't think it was. I think it's just a rubber dick with balls on it.
00:23:29
Fuck Off
Sweet green.
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:31
Fuck Off
One, one guy got arrested. How much of a loser does that guy feel like? There've been three dicks thrown in the douche in the middle of the one who got caught.
00:23:39
Matt LaRose
it
00:23:42
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:23:43
Fuck Off
I mean, it shouldn't be that difficult to figure out who's doing this.
00:23:47
Matt LaRose
Right. I mean, it's going to come from a certain angle. And then ah they have to have a million cameras in all these arenas.
00:23:49
Fuck Off
Yeah. i know and Yeah, 100% now. I don't know why people think they can get away with this shit.
00:23:57
Matt LaRose
I heard, ah by the way, I can't believe that we're having WNBA talk right now. But speaking of your fucking the number one WNBA fan, does he know that the yeah Connecticut Sun are moving to Boston?
00:24:11
Fuck Off
Uh, yeah, i think I think he mentioned something like that.
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
think they're playing at the fucking, they're going to play at the garden.
00:24:17
Fuck Off
Yes, someone, I can't remember who's trying to buy them.
00:24:22
Matt LaRose
I just saw a thing that they were going to buy them, move them to Boston and build a like a hundred million dollar facility for them to practice that and shit.
00:24:30
Fuck Off
Chicks are fucking getting their way, huh?
00:24:32
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah. 2025, man.
00:24:36
Fuck Off
It's the new America.
00:24:39
Matt LaRose
They're getting subsidized by the, by the NBA, but whatever.
00:24:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:43
Matt LaRose
Got to spend that money somehow.
00:24:47
Fuck Off
I think that's so I think every and NBA team should have a WNBA team.
00:24:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, the PWHL, I think is subsidized by the NHL.
00:24:56
Fuck Off
Is that the Pee Wee League?
00:24:57
Matt LaRose
That's the, no, that's the professional women's hockey league, Rich.
00:25:01
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:25:01
Matt LaRose
I will say this. I've watched a couple of those of the hockey games.
00:25:03
Fuck Off
That's just stupid.
00:25:04
Matt LaRose
It's good hockey. And these, these girls are hitting each other on the boards and shit now and getting, no.
00:25:09
Fuck Off
I watch it during the Olympics for sure.
00:25:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:11
Fuck Off
I definitely do. But to watch it all the time, no.
00:25:14
Matt LaRose
who i hate Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say I watched all the time. I said I watched a couple games.
00:25:17
Fuck Off
I'm just, I couldn't even watch a couple of games.
00:25:20
Matt LaRose
The only reason I watched a couple games because they're all free on YouTube and on times when I've been surfing on YouTube trying to find something to watch, I'll chuck it on for a little bit.
00:25:30
Fuck Off
I like watching water polo with girl's finger each other.
00:25:33
Matt LaRose
I like watching rugby where the girls grab each other by their drawers and pick them up real high so they can catch the ball.
00:25:40
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:25:40
Matt LaRose
That's my favorite part of rugby. You can get some fall down a deep, dark rabbit hole on ah Instagram reels of those.
00:25:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's water polo too. And it's so it's beach volleyball season, so I'm pretty stoked.
00:25:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Beach volleyball is my favorite Olympic sport.
00:26:01
Fuck Off
It's the only real Olympic sport.
00:26:02
Matt LaRose
It's the most competitive of all the sports.
00:26:06
Fuck Off
It's fucking great to watch.
00:26:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:08
Fuck Off
And the girls are better. And I prefer watching women's tennis.
00:26:12
Matt LaRose
I was just going to say i like to watch tennis, too.
00:26:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:26:17
Matt LaRose
Like a thoroughbred athlete.
00:26:19
Fuck Off
I like them.
00:26:22
Fuck Off
I like
00:26:27
Matt LaRose
It's kind of the dog days summer.
00:26:28
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and
00:26:29
Matt LaRose
There's not really a lot of sports and shit on. It's fucking brutal.
00:26:31
Fuck Off
There's nothing on it's perfect. That's why I thought I'd be fucking go do something until I blew my knee up.
00:26:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. yeah so let's circle back to that.
00:26:40
Fuck Off
Football's about to start. Football's starting. They have their recent opener is like this Thursday or next Thursday?
00:26:43
Matt LaRose
Like next week, right? Preseason.
00:26:47
Matt LaRose
I think next Thursday because the car shows this week so they don't do it on the.
00:26:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, next Thursday. So we're getting right up to what really matters.
00:26:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:55
Fuck Off
Football.
00:26:56
Matt LaRose
I just saw the fucking Rabel was on Bustin' with the Boys, which I don't listen to, but it's a big NFL podcast with Will Compton. But yeah, you don't.
00:27:04
Fuck Off
Don't know it. I don't listen to any of that shit.
00:27:07
Matt LaRose
But either way, Rabes was on there talking about fucking the season
Football Season Speculations
00:27:10
Matt LaRose
and leaving Tennessee and all that bullshit.
00:27:10
Fuck Off
Great. Did
00:27:13
Fuck Off
he say everyone don't fuck yourself?
00:27:13
Matt LaRose
That's your boy. I don't know. I didn't listen to it. What do you think?
00:27:16
Fuck Off
you know
00:27:17
Matt LaRose
ah You want to make an early prediction? They're go to go undefeated this year or playoffs or.
00:27:21
Fuck Off
I think there'll be they'll be 100% undefeated leading up into the new season.
00:27:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Uh-huh.
00:27:27
Fuck Off
And it's hard to say. you don't even know who the team is yet. They haven't even they only just made a couple of tweaks and and cuts. So I don't know who they're going to be. So I can't really say right now, but I will say this.
00:27:40
Fuck Off
I think they have a legitimate shot for playing at a spot in the wildcard game.
00:27:46
Matt LaRose
Okay. Okay.
00:27:49
Fuck Off
If they are able to put this, I mean, they just lost cornerbacks.
00:27:49
Matt LaRose
I think
00:27:56
Fuck Off
Like they've lost a lot of people dial ah dial is out.
00:27:58
Matt LaRose
they lost by dude, David Andrews. He's gone.
00:28:03
Fuck Off
He just, he blew his knee out. He's out for the year. um Christian Gonzalez is out. ah The entire starting secondary is out and injured. So, I mean, I don't know how long those are going to be out for.
00:28:16
Fuck Off
But if if everything on paper, I see no reason why they can't go.
00:28:26
Fuck Off
They can win somewhere between 8 and 11 games, I think.
00:28:30
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
I think that ah if you can make the, play I don't know nothing about the fucking team, but if you make the playoffs to me, that's a success.
00:28:36
Fuck Off
Maybe 10.
00:28:40
Matt LaRose
If you can go 500, I'm cool with that.
00:28:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is still a rebuilding year. I mean, next year is the year everyone's got to focus on.
00:28:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:49
Fuck Off
But this year, they they got everything in place. and There will be a couple of pieces short that they could fill or see what they need next year. and I mean, at that point, it's open.
00:29:02
Fuck Off
it's Now it's truly the new one.
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:03
Fuck Off
There are no more dynasties and shit. I don't think the Chiefs are going to win anymore. I don't think the i don't think the Eagles are going to win again. I think it's just so open now and it's so youthful that it can go any any which way. i mean, you have great quarterbacks and teams out there that don't win, like the Chargers. you know
00:29:22
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:29:22
Fuck Off
They've got Harbaugh. They've got Justin Hebert at quarterback, who's one of the better quarterbacks. No different than Phillip Rivers. Never won.
00:29:33
Fuck Off
never Never even got there.
00:29:35
Matt LaRose
The Riv, that's what we used to call him.
00:29:38
Fuck Off
The Riv.
00:29:39
Matt LaRose
We used to smoke cigarettes with the Riv back in high school.
00:29:44
Fuck Off
The River runs red.
00:29:45
Matt LaRose
Sure does, pal.
00:29:49
Matt LaRose
Who's the Patriots quarterback? Drake May?
00:29:51
Fuck Off
Drake May.
00:29:52
Matt LaRose
And they got rid of my dude Bazooka Joe, right?
00:29:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's in Dallas.
00:29:57
Matt LaRose
Damn. What about my boy fucking playing for Tampa Bay? They told him he's too fat and he's going to lose some fucking weight.
00:30:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was too hot down there. ah Medically, they couldn't clear him to practice because he's 450 pounds.
00:30:09
Matt LaRose
Come on. Of man. Of sheer fucking man.
00:30:16
Fuck Off
of sheer impending death.
00:30:20
Matt LaRose
That's the thing about that dude is no matter what, he's going to die young. He's a big motherfucker, man.
00:30:24
Fuck Off
Yeah. He's a monster.
00:30:27
Matt LaRose
If he makes the team and they play him, they're going to be my new favorite team this year.
00:30:32
Fuck Off
He'll have a huge cult following.
00:30:35
Matt LaRose
And then what about college football starting up soon? Your Wisconsin Badgers are coming up. Your Clemson fucking Tigers are coming up.
00:30:43
Fuck Off
Yeah. Clemson's going kill our opening game. They're at home playing against the LSU Tigers.
00:30:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, killer.
00:30:52
Fuck Off
Both, I think, are ranked in the top five, maybe. Or will be. No, that's a huge opening game for those guys. And it's actually good timing because... Whoever loses, they have all season to get that one back.
00:31:08
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:31:10
Fuck Off
But they have some hatred towards each other. Chip Kelly is the coach of LSU Tigers now. He was at Notre Dame for a bit. He was in the NFL for a bit.
00:31:20
Fuck Off
Dave Osweeney is at Clemson. But the whole thing of it is, Clemson and LSU used to play dating back to like the 40s. They're both Tigers.
00:31:32
Fuck Off
It's Clemson Tigers and the LSU Tigers.
00:31:35
Matt LaRose
oh i see.
00:31:37
Fuck Off
when So they had that little rivalry going. um and Not very different than Auburn, who are the Auburn Tigers. So the whole, I'll give you a little fucking history right now.
00:31:45
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:31:47
Matt LaRose
oh
00:31:49
Fuck Off
Way back in the day when Clemson decided to become a school and get into you know football and shit. Like, all right, yeah, we want a football team. We're going to go hire this assistant coach from Auburn.
00:32:00
Fuck Off
And this guy from Auburn came in in like the 1920s or something. And he brought all of the old Auburn ah practice jerseys, sort like purple and orange.
00:32:12
Fuck Off
It was scout team stuff because they were upgrading. Clemson didn't have any budget. So he brought all this shit in and tigers were written on it. So they got to the name tigers from Auburn, essentially.
00:32:22
Matt LaRose
No shit.
00:32:23
Fuck Off
So then what happens is they start playing and in in somewhere in like the 1940s, they start playing LSU to have the battle of those tigers. And in 1956, uh,
00:32:34
Fuck Off
About 10, 15 years after the rivalry started, LSU came into town and stomped the shit out of Clemson. And they said, we beat you so bad, we're taking your stadium name, which is called Death Valley.
00:32:46
Matt LaRose
oh Oh, cool.
00:32:48
Fuck Off
So in 19, yeah, Clemson is called Death Valley. So when I go and i yeah, when I go and take the boat out, I'm sitting in Death Valley right on the um my lake.
00:32:51
Matt LaRose
Is it really?
00:32:57
Fuck Off
It's pretty fucking dope.
00:32:58
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:32:59
Fuck Off
So once LSU pounded the shit out of Clemson in like 19, I don't know, 54, 56, something like that, they decided to change their stadium name to the real Death Valley like the following year.
00:33:11
Matt LaRose
Nice.
00:33:13
Fuck Off
So it came in and they were busting balls like this is Death Valley. We took it from you. And then that's how the rivalry continued to grow. So there are two Clemson – there are both Tigers and they both play in Death Valley.
00:33:26
Matt LaRose
No shit.
00:33:27
Fuck Off
even though LSU's a bunch of stupid cunts that took it.
00:33:30
Matt LaRose
Obviously. Interesting. How the fuck do you remember that? How did you even know all that?
00:33:36
Fuck Off
um You know how I get.
00:33:38
Matt LaRose
I do. if You fall down rabbit holes and then you
Trivia Skills and Sports Facts
00:33:41
Fuck Off
I research something, I try to see what all the little tentacles are that hang off it to see what the real shit's about.
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
fucking.
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
and
00:33:47
Matt LaRose
You have a what they like to call a touch of the tism.
00:33:55
Fuck Off
harder to argue, I think.
00:33:56
Matt LaRose
i believe me I've seen it I've seen it when you're you can ask you like a random question about a boxer from 1968 and you're like you fucking look up in the sky for a little bit you can see your brain do a computing and you're like oh yeah durk a durk or durkwood just spit it out like a computer
00:33:57
Fuck Off
at this point.
00:34:13
Fuck Off
It's a good fucking thing because that's literally the only thing that me through every day is the fact that I can literally pull up anything in my memory even when I'm fucking blasting.
00:34:19
Matt LaRose
it's fucking unbelievable a movie, a fucking boxing thing, a football guy
00:34:27
Fuck Off
It's weird.
00:34:29
Matt LaRose
You're like my favorite, uh, trivia, my favorite trivia show.
00:34:31
Fuck Off
My favorite Martian.
00:34:34
Matt LaRose
is all people like you that are just fucking full-blown sports autism guy. And they're like, they're like this running back played for fucking, uh, the fucking new England Patriots in 1996 and finish his career with the, uh, fucking green Bay Packers.
00:34:51
Matt LaRose
And then someone will be like, Oh, fucking ding. And then they'll bend coats or whoever the fuck.
00:34:58
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. You'd fucking crush it.
00:35:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, i don't know. Those guys, those sports ones are all good. and And those people who do the trivia shit, that's all bullshit too. And I don't work like that where they're like fake answers for everything.
00:35:12
Fuck Off
Like, oh no, this they always ask this question.
00:35:12
Matt LaRose
hey
00:35:14
Fuck Off
This is the answer. I'm like, well, how's that fucking trivia then?
00:35:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah There's a certain part of trivia where you're just not doing trivia anymore
00:35:25
Fuck Off
Yeah. Well, you know what? There's that movie I want to see out as well with the dude who played Richard Jewell.
00:35:29
Matt LaRose
What Oh I do like yeah what was that I just
00:35:33
Fuck Off
He's a fucking good
Movies and Entertainment
00:35:35
Fuck Off
actor. So anyway, he's on the show. There's a new movie around like, ah what do you call it?
00:35:35
Matt LaRose
He is awesome He was just in fucking Fantastic Four
00:35:46
Fuck Off
That game show that was on TV and he was becoming a millionaire on it and they thought he was cheating and trying to figure out how he was cheating and
00:35:53
Matt LaRose
Paul Walter Hauser.
00:35:55
Fuck Off
Is that him?
00:35:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:57
Fuck Off
What's the new movie called?
00:35:58
Matt LaRose
I'm pulling him up right now. Hold on.
00:36:00
Fuck Off
Dick Jewel?
00:36:01
Matt LaRose
No, that was Richard Jewell.
00:36:03
Fuck Off
Dick Jewels?
00:36:04
Matt LaRose
Dick Jewell's Springsteen delivered me from nowhere.
00:36:07
Fuck Off
No.
00:36:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, a Chris Farley story.
00:36:11
Fuck Off
No.
00:36:11
Matt LaRose
He's playing Chris Farley. The Chosen Adventures.
00:36:15
Fuck Off
No.
00:36:16
Matt LaRose
The very best people.
00:36:18
Fuck Off
No, it's none of those. This isn't even...
00:36:19
Matt LaRose
Balls up.
00:36:21
Fuck Off
No.
00:36:23
Matt LaRose
The Naked Gun.
00:36:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's it.
00:36:25
Matt LaRose
The Fantastic Four. The Perfect Parfait. Cobra Kai. Oh, the luckiest man in America.
00:36:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's the one
00:36:35
Matt LaRose
Press your luck. In May 1984, an unemployed ISP truck driver.
00:36:38
Fuck Off
that's the one. That's a real game show. Press your luck.
00:36:40
Matt LaRose
you You said it just came out.
00:36:41
Fuck Off
2024.
00:36:42
Matt LaRose
It came out fucking last year. That's what I was saying.
00:36:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. ah
00:36:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's 2025. Fuckhead.
00:36:48
Fuck Off
Same thing.
00:36:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit. This has Walton Goggins in it, too? What is this on?
00:36:53
Fuck Off
It's on Prime Video.
00:36:54
Matt LaRose
AMC and Prime and Sundance.
00:36:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:36:57
Matt LaRose
I'll watch the fuck out of that.
00:36:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, it looks awesome. And it's a true story.
00:37:02
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah. 1984, unemployed ice cream truck driver steps onto the game show Press Your Luck, harboring a secret, the key to endless money, but his winning streak is threatened when the bewildered executives uncover his real motivations.
00:37:18
Matt LaRose
Ooh.
00:37:22
Matt LaRose
It's on AMC Plus Prime Video Channels and Prime, so I'll be able watch that.
00:37:26
Fuck Off
I'm gonna watch it on Prime.
00:37:28
Matt LaRose
I might watch that shit.
00:37:32
Matt LaRose
I watched some bullshit the other day, the most fucking lame fucking pilot I've ever seen to a TV show in my life. It's called Banshee.
00:37:38
Fuck Off
What is it? ah you Are you all right?
00:37:42
Matt LaRose
I watched the pilot. I was like, oh
00:37:44
Fuck Off
You gotta to get that beyond the pot.
00:37:44
Matt LaRose
Let me guess.
00:37:46
Fuck Off
You gotta to give it first three episodes.
00:37:46
Matt LaRose
Oh, here we go. UK.
00:37:48
Fuck Off
It takes three episodes just to understand the setting.
00:37:51
Matt LaRose
I understand the setting. You just get out of prison. This guy just got killed. Somehow you're going to be the sheriff and nobody's going to know that you're not the sheriff. You really there. Everybody's going to think that you are the sheriff, even though people are who know the sheriff are going to look at and be well, you don't look like the sheriff that I fucking know.
00:38:09
Matt LaRose
No, you don't look like the person whose name you have on your ID.
00:38:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, wait.
00:38:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, and
00:38:13
Fuck Off
gets even better.
00:38:14
Matt LaRose
If I told you there was a comic book movie about a guy who was fucking faked it, who's covering a sheriff's death and had a gay tranny ah steal his identity, you'd be like, oh, that's the most most woke ass shit ever. And then I watched this movie and it's like the same fucking bullshit.
00:38:32
Fuck Off
Wait you get into the fucking episode three.
00:38:35
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:38:36
Fuck Off
Wait till you start to see... till you meet Proctor...
00:38:39
Matt LaRose
Okay. I do like the black boxer guy. He's pretty awesome.
00:38:43
Fuck Off
ah He's fucking fantastic.
00:38:45
Matt LaRose
And I mean, yes, of course, Martin always tries to sell me. There's tits in it. Yeah, I understand. Great tits.
00:38:50
Fuck Off
Oh, that chick.
00:38:51
Matt LaRose
Not even a hater. Great tits.
00:38:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, and you haven't even gotten to the best parts of that yet.
00:38:57
Matt LaRose
No.
00:38:57
Fuck Off
There's there's one of the one of the chicks here. Have you gotten to the those Mormon chicks?
00:39:03
Matt LaRose
They just I just saw something about because they were they were.
00:39:06
Fuck Off
Okay, so you're not even there. what You're about to have your fucking dick blown off through your asshole.
00:39:12
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I haven't watched it since the first. I watched the first episode like three days ago. I was like, eh.
00:39:17
Fuck Off
Nah, you got to keep it going, man.
00:39:18
Matt LaRose
All right. All right.
00:39:19
Fuck Off
I'm telling you, it it picks up heavily.
00:39:21
Matt LaRose
I'll do it for you, Richie, but I got to tell you, I wasn't impressed with the pilot.
00:39:25
Fuck Off
Yeah. Took me three times to watch him um Breaking Bad. I hated that first episode.
00:39:34
Matt LaRose
I get that, actually. that same thing happened It wasn't as bad as this, but Peaky Blinders, I've tried to start it like three times and I keep stopping it.
00:39:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, I did that too with Peaky Blinders. That was tough.
00:39:45
Matt LaRose
I like that Cillian Murphy, dude.
00:39:48
Fuck Off
Killian.
00:39:49
Matt LaRose
Killian.
00:39:49
Fuck Off
He's good. And then Tom Hardy entered one of the seasons too.
00:39:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I haven't made it to the Tom Hardy part yet and I love Tom Hardy.
00:39:56
Fuck Off
Tom Hardy's great.
00:39:58
Matt LaRose
Big Jiu-Jitsu guy, Tom Hardy.
00:39:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're bringing back Taboo, one of the shows he did earlier on.
00:40:04
Matt LaRose
Are they really?
00:40:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:40:05
Matt LaRose
Let me ask you about Deadwood because Big Mark tells me I should check out Deadwood.
00:40:09
Fuck Off
Never saw it.
00:40:10
Matt LaRose
Really? It's a Western HBO show with Timothy Olyphant.
00:40:12
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. It stars Ian McShane. It stars Timothy Oliphant.
00:40:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is like right up your alley.
00:40:18
Fuck Off
It stars. Yeah, I know. I get it. I've seen it all. um I don't know. I just never. Here's the thing that happened somewhere in between. It was when The Sopranos had just ended.
00:40:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:32
Fuck Off
And I was like, I don't know how anyone can ever make a better show than this ever. And then. People are like, oh, whatever came out after that.
00:40:42
Fuck Off
It was like Boardwalk Empire. There was Deadwood. There was Twilight.
00:40:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Dexter.
00:40:48
Fuck Off
There's like all this shit. And yeah, True Blood.
00:40:50
Matt LaRose
True blood.
00:40:52
Fuck Off
ah I said, this is, fuck this shit. I'm done. I didn't come back until Entourage. So there were already a couple of things going on during that time. And then I watched with Entourage and then I just ended up staying away from Deadwood and, and then the other shit like Steve Buscemi, who I fucking love.
00:41:02
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:41:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's great.
00:41:12
Fuck Off
Didn't even see Boardwalk Empire.
00:41:14
Matt LaRose
What about, what's the other one there? There's two other ones. i There's the show Oz. Did you watch Oz?
00:41:20
Fuck Off
Yeah. So that was way in the, in the eighties.
00:41:22
Matt LaRose
That was before Soprano. That was from the 80s, really?
00:41:26
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:41:26
Matt LaRose
i didn't know that. Is that good?
00:41:28
Fuck Off
And It was a fucking awesome show.
00:41:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:32
Fuck Off
And Oz was very similar to The Wire, which I ended up...
00:41:34
Matt LaRose
Well, so that was the other one that I was going to ask about.
00:41:36
Fuck Off
I never watched, so the same thing.
00:41:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:38
Fuck Off
I skipped out on all of that stuff after Soprano, so I missed it. So I went back to watch The Wire. And The Wire is pretty fucking good.
00:41:48
Fuck Off
but
00:41:48
Matt LaRose
Interesting Yeah
00:41:49
Fuck Off
So maybe I might get to Deadwood at some point. I have a theory anyway on movies. We talked about it already. The horror movies are coming in strong. but I see a big push going back to like, um, some like night movies and Westerns, I think.
00:42:05
Matt LaRose
Night like Medieval nights You know when I was
00:42:08
Fuck Off
Yeah. But I think those are coming. I think some Westerns are coming. And, um, so I know that Will Ferrell is doing a remake of tough guys. That movie Burt Lancaster was in with, um, what's his name?
00:42:27
Fuck Off
Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas, maybe. They did a movie called Tough Guys. So it's being recast and respun, and it's going to be Will Ferrell and Ryan Gosling are playing those guys.
00:42:39
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:42:39
Matt LaRose
Ryan Gosling's a big ah big guy lately. Everybody likes this fucking guy.
00:42:43
Fuck Off
yeah and and Will Ferrell is doing a movie directed by Gus Van Zandt. Gus Van Zandt is one of my favorite directors. He does really dark. He did Good Will Hunting.
00:42:54
Fuck Off
He did Brown Bunny. He does a lot of good movies.
00:42:58
Matt LaRose
Gus Van Sant.
00:43:00
Fuck Off
Yeah. And the movie he's doing with Will Ferrell is like based on a true story. This guy's son at Fashion Week. What's it called?
00:43:12
Fuck Off
julie Julian? Something like that.
00:43:16
Matt LaRose
Juilliard, Dead Man's Wire, The Prince of Fashion.
00:43:16
Fuck Off
I don't know.
00:43:21
Fuck Off
Prince of Fashion. That's it. And this kid, he plays whoever, he plays the heir to like the Gucci throne or one of the fashion thrones.
00:43:29
Matt LaRose
Oh, that sounds terrible.
00:43:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, but it does. But Gus Van Zandt is really good and he does creative stuff.
00:43:36
Matt LaRose
He makes good movies.
00:43:38
Fuck Off
And Will Ferrell, I don't mind Will Ferrell as a serious actor either.
00:43:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Will Ferrell's pretty unbelievable actor.
00:43:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:43:47
Matt LaRose
I noticed, ah I think, a lot of historical movies coming out, like which is right up my
Celebrity Documentaries
00:43:53
Matt LaRose
alley. But when I was doing, meant to bring this up last week when we were talking and I forgot. When I was doing looking up the trailers that we were talking about, I was talking about that Leonardo DiCaprio movie.
00:44:04
Matt LaRose
I started going through his shit and he has like a ton of upcoming movies. He's playing Leonardo da Vinci in a late Leonardo da Vinci movie.
00:44:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, saw that.
00:44:16
Matt LaRose
He's playing Ulysses S. Grant in a Ulysses S. Grant movie.
00:44:20
Fuck Off
He'll be good in that.
00:44:21
Matt LaRose
He's playing Frank Sinatra in a show called Old Blue Eyes, or a movie called Old Blue Eyes, which, I mean, it's probably the perfect guy because they have a very similar lifestyle.
00:44:27
Fuck Off
He's going to play Frank. Interesting.
00:44:34
Matt LaRose
This I'm most excited for. He's playing Theodore Roosevelt in a Theodore Roosevelt movie.
00:44:40
Fuck Off
Wow, he's got a lock on the biographies.
00:44:43
Matt LaRose
Another one, he's playing Evil Knievel in an Evil Knievel movie.
00:44:47
Fuck Off
No way.
00:44:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and then he's got another one called The Wager that's ah The Wager, a Tale of Shipwreck, Mutiny, and Murder. And that's right up the fucking Aqualad's alley right there. And that was directed by Martin Scorsese.
00:44:58
Fuck Off
know
00:45:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:45:03
Matt LaRose
So this dude's doing all kinds of fucking like historical shit. And then he was like... ah He's like producing a bunch of like historical stuff too, that he's not just starring in.
00:45:19
Fuck Off
He's great actor.
00:45:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's fucking awesome.
00:45:23
Fuck Off
The Teddy Roosevelt movie would be awesome.
00:45:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, he'll pay. He'll be awesome as Roosevelt.
00:45:28
Fuck Off
the fuck?
00:45:29
Matt LaRose
The ass.
00:45:29
Fuck Off
um read I read all their books. Ulysses S. Grant. I read... Teddy Roosevelt's book. Well, one of them was called...
00:45:39
Fuck Off
The River Wild, maybe, or something like that.
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
know The River Wild is a movie starring Kevin Bacon that's fucking awesome.
00:45:42
Fuck Off
All right. Uh... Anyway, one of his, it's it's it's called something like, or the River of Doubt or the River Wild, something like that.
00:45:55
Fuck Off
And it talks about his safari when he went into South America.
00:46:02
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:46:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, he he was a badass hunter. He was like a man's man.
00:46:05
Matt LaRose
yeah he Yeah, he was like all about like exploring and
00:46:14
Matt LaRose
Going out and doing shit in the land.
00:46:16
Fuck Off
He was a man's man.
00:46:20
Matt LaRose
Portrayed brilliantly by Robin Williams.
00:46:24
Fuck Off
The River of Doubt. That's what it was on the Amazon.
00:46:27
Matt LaRose
The River of Dreams by Billy Joel. That, by the way, is another thing that I was going to watch. Did you know there's a five-hour Billy Joel documentary on HBO Max?
00:46:36
Fuck Off
ah do.
00:46:37
Matt LaRose
haven't i I saw it the other day. I was like, oh, Billy Joel documentary. I'm going to watch this. saw it was five hours. I was like, not right now.
00:46:44
Fuck Off
I started watching it. I was traveling and I put it on in the hotel and at like two and a half hours i was like, how fucking long is this thing?
00:46:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's two, two and a half hour long episodes.
00:46:52
Fuck Off
And Yeah, the so I didn't even get through the the full of the first one the initial time, but I ended up watching it. It's pretty interesting because I like Billy Joel, but he's the best, but he's also a fucking, he might be the first ever millennial, I'm not sure.
00:47:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's the fucking best.
00:47:10
Matt LaRose
What do you mean?
00:47:13
Matt LaRose
Because he's so awesome.
00:47:13
Fuck Off
I don't want to give anything away.
00:47:15
Matt LaRose
ah Okay, fair enough.
00:47:16
Fuck Off
But whatever. He's like, oh, i feel so fucking terrible. You're my best friend, but I fucked your wife. So I'm going to kill myself. I'm such a bad friend, but I'm going to still fuck your wife. Thanks.
00:47:30
Matt LaRose
I mean, I'm a millennial and I'm a good friend and I'm not going to fuck your wife, so I don't understand the correlations.
00:47:36
Fuck Off
You know how it is.
00:47:40
Fuck Off
I do like Billy Joel, though. I like me some Billy Joel.
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
In the middle of the night.
00:47:46
Fuck Off
No, that's the wrong error.
00:47:47
Matt LaRose
I go walking in my sleep. I go walking in my sleep. tune To the river of dawn. To the monster's sleep.
00:47:55
Fuck Off
He was on such a high at one point.
00:47:55
Matt LaRose
In the middle of the night.
00:47:59
Fuck Off
He tried to kill himself like three times, but he was killing it so much at one point, he was like, yeah, my knee is blown.
00:48:09
Matt LaRose
What did you feel?
00:48:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's just twinching and clicking it up.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
You got up to let Iggy out.
00:48:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's it's just... It's fucked. This is ridiculous. So, anyway... are we talking about?
00:48:23
Matt LaRose
we We were talking about Billy Joel But I had a question about your knee
00:48:25
Fuck Off
Yeah. Billy Joel. And then... ah
00:48:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah you're physical I can see that you're physically in pain It's bringing me great joy to watch this
00:48:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm in pain because my knee is blown out. I didn't...
00:48:38
Fuck Off
I'm so pissed. The...
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
Billy Joel, fucked your wife. I said I will fuck your wife.
00:48:45
Fuck Off
He was playing down in in the Bahamas. He wanted to like get away. So, and he was a big time alcoholic. He was getting banged up alone at this resort playing.
00:48:54
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:48:55
Fuck Off
And then there was a photo shoot going on and like, um, L McPherson was there and other people in he, he ends up just banging whoever he wants.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
Cause that's Billy Joel for you.
00:49:08
Matt LaRose
He's the piano man.
00:49:10
Fuck Off
It's pretty fucking awesome. Actually. When he talks about how we're, how he developed all of his songs. It was from everything from his actual life that was going on. and And when he goes through line by line, it's fucking amazing.
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the kind of shit that I'm into.
00:49:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was it was super cool.
00:49:32
Fuck Off
What else we got? There were fights last weekend.
00:49:33
Matt LaRose
Training to hug and give you a heart attack. You ought to know by now.
UFC and Sports Updates
00:49:40
Matt LaRose
There were fights last weekend.
00:49:42
Fuck Off
I didn't watch them.
00:49:43
Matt LaRose
I didn't watch any of them.
00:49:45
Fuck Off
Not me either.
00:49:46
Matt LaRose
Tatsuro Tiara submitted Park Hong song in the second round.
00:49:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, he lost his O.
00:49:52
Matt LaRose
I didn't see. Yeah, he did. I didn't see what he subbed him with.
00:49:57
Fuck Off
think he choked him.
00:49:58
Matt LaRose
Probably. Neil Magny knocked out Eliza Zaleski Dos Santos in the second round.
00:50:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, i read that too. I don't know how that's possible.
00:50:07
Matt LaRose
Neil Magny rules, man.
00:50:11
Matt LaRose
ah
00:50:14
Matt LaRose
Trying to think of anybody else that we knew. I remember we didn't really go over.
00:50:16
Fuck Off
ah We didn't know anyone. We didn't even talk about it.
00:50:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So this week there's fights.
00:50:19
Fuck Off
which
00:50:20
Matt LaRose
Also, I don't.
00:50:20
Fuck Off
What do we got this week?
00:50:22
Matt LaRose
ah Main card starts at seven. Headline by Roman Doladise versus Anthony Hernandez. That's a good fight.
00:50:30
Fuck Off
yeah
00:50:32
Matt LaRose
Co-main is Steve Erceg versus O'Day Osborne. Good fight. ah Yasmin Lucindo versus Angela Hill. She's still fighting.
00:50:44
Fuck Off
What the fuck? Because she keeps winning somehow.
00:50:45
Matt LaRose
She's 18 and 14. Yeah, it's crazy.
00:50:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, but she keeps winning.
00:50:50
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:50:50
Fuck Off
She was more terrible before.
00:50:51
Matt LaRose
crazy She was more terrible before.
00:50:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:50:55
Matt LaRose
She's just coming off a win of Ketlin Souza.
00:50:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:50:59
Matt LaRose
She lost to Tabitha Ricci, my girl, and she beat Luana Pinheiro. She beat Denise Gomez and she lost to, yeah, she's still around. Here she is.
00:51:10
Matt LaRose
She wins a couple, loses one. Wins a couple, loses one. Christian Rodriguez takes on Andre Touchy Feely.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
That's your boy.
00:51:20
Fuck Off
I like Andre Feely, but I know he's not old, but he's old.
00:51:25
Matt LaRose
He's kind of old. Gene Matsumoto and Miles Johns.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
Christian Leroy Duncan and Eric with a Y. Anders.
00:51:35
Fuck Off
yeah.
00:51:36
Matt LaRose
That's the main card.
00:51:37
Fuck Off
Eric Andrews is a good fighter.
00:51:39
Matt LaRose
Prelims start at four. You got Julius Walker and Rafael Sequeira.
00:51:46
Matt LaRose
oh There you go. Gilbert Urbana versus Uros mede Medic. That's a good one.
00:51:53
Matt LaRose
That's about it.
00:51:56
Matt LaRose
So there you go.
00:51:59
Fuck Off
What else we got?
00:52:02
Matt LaRose
Let me pull this up.
00:52:06
Matt LaRose
Honestly, I don't have anything. The Aqualad didn't drop you a movie review this week.
00:52:10
Fuck Off
kind of bullshit is this?
00:52:11
Matt LaRose
You're going to have to take that. i don't honestly, I don't even know. Usually he drops something, but this week he fucking.
00:52:18
Matt LaRose
He's blowing me up the other day, too, but nothing about a fn no, no fucking movie review. I'm trying to this. a You'll like this. He mentioned to me that he, uh, it would be cool if he had like a newer Mustang to take to the, uh, road America track.
00:52:33
Matt LaRose
So I've been trying to be like, yeah, you should definitely buy a Mustang. I think that's a great idea.
00:52:36
Fuck Off
Really? Must they? They're the most affordable, easiest entree into a sports car.
00:52:44
Matt LaRose
Well, plus like nobody makes fucking sport cars anymore. You know what I mean? So it's like,
00:52:50
Fuck Off
Well, I think a lot of people make sports cars, just not.
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
I think they're going to be American sports cars are going be making a comeback now that they're cutting all these fucking EPA bullshits.
Future of Car Manufacturing
00:53:00
Fuck Off
Well, I know that Corvettes make the fastest car on the land.
00:53:02
Matt LaRose
They sure do, pal. America is so back.
00:53:05
Fuck Off
But.
00:53:08
Fuck Off
I'm surprised things like,
00:53:12
Fuck Off
I'm surprised we haven't seen and a new Nissan like Z or the Toyota Supra.
00:53:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they don't make cool cars. Nobody makes cool cars anymore. Everybody makes gay midsize SUVs that are electric or hybrid. That's what every car manufacturer puts on the fucking road.
00:53:30
Matt LaRose
Nothing else. Gay midsize SUV. Electric or hybrid. Every fucking stupid yuppie wannabe fucking lib at my work, which there are several thousand, all drives the same shaped car. It's all the same fucking car.
00:53:49
Matt LaRose
They're all gay gayer than a Mustang and a Mustang is pretty gay.
00:53:55
Fuck Off
They are as gay as almost you can get.
00:53:57
Matt LaRose
New Mustangs are pretty, pretty bad-ass though. You can do some pretty sweet.
00:54:00
Fuck Off
Those Shelby ones are pretty muscular. ah
00:54:02
Matt LaRose
Even, uh, I don't even hate like the shape of the GTs and shit like that. They may not be as beefy and burly as the Shelby's, but
00:54:09
Fuck Off
They should come out with, I know they did already, but like a Shelby version of the bullet Mustang.
00:54:15
Matt LaRose
ah yeah. Uh, yeah.
00:54:20
Matt LaRose
There are a shitload of different kinds of Mustangs that you can order. GT350, GT500. there was He sent me a picture of a black one at fucking Quick Trip in Wisconsin today.
00:54:31
Matt LaRose
I said, is that for sale? He said, not a Quick Trip. I said, everything's for sale if you offer him enough money.
00:54:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, Chuck.
00:54:38
Matt LaRose
Go buy yourself a god dang Mustang.
00:54:45
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:54:47
Fuck Off
Me? I'm not buying Mustang.
00:54:49
Matt LaRose
Go buy something.
00:54:52
Matt LaRose
You drive that Corvette at all while you're down in South Carolina?
00:54:56
Fuck Off
No, I haven't done anything, man. I got to get my life together.
00:55:00
Matt LaRose
Which knee did you just fuck up?
00:55:02
Fuck Off
My left one.
00:55:03
Matt LaRose
So you're not going to be kicking any fucking clutches anytime soon?
00:55:09
Fuck Off
No. Fucking killing me. I am so irate right now. It's not even funny. Fucking Turkish get-ups.
00:55:20
Matt LaRose
Turkish getups and you got fucked by your buddy Martin.
00:55:23
Fuck Off
Fuck that kid. Your buddy.
00:55:25
Matt LaRose
He's the busiest guy you know.
00:55:27
Fuck Off
Busiest guy I know. He's loaded.
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
Who's more busy than that guy?
00:55:30
Fuck Off
Nobody.
00:55:34
Fuck Off
Nobody. Um... Are there any good movies? Oh, there aren't. I might go see F1.
00:55:42
Matt LaRose
I heard that that's now ah Brad Pitt's highest grossing film of all time.
00:55:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he's...
00:55:47
Matt LaRose
It was World War Z and now it's half one.
00:55:50
Fuck Off
Well, World War Z was fucking terrible. I heard F1 is good, so I'm going to go see it. Plus, I love F1.
00:55:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was probably, be remember when we went and saw Ford versus Ferrari? Like the racing and the sounds and everything?
00:56:01
Fuck Off
Ah, that was great.
00:56:03
Matt LaRose
It it would be worth it to see it on the big screen for that.
00:56:05
Fuck Off
I think it's going to be awesome. Plus, Lewis Hamilton's like an executive producer. He wanted to bring like a real life thing to it. So I bet it's dope. I only know one person that has seen it already and they they enjoyed it.
00:56:16
Matt LaRose
Lewis Hamilton's a cunt.
00:56:18
Fuck Off
It's great.
00:56:20
Matt LaRose
i didn't I started to watch one of the F1 races a couple weeks ago. It was so boring. They did like the first, I think it was the Spa. They did the first like five fucking laps.
00:56:27
Fuck Off
Ah, it's the best fucking venue in sports.
00:56:30
Matt LaRose
I agree. The first fucking five laps are with a fucking safety.
00:56:32
Fuck Off
It rained for five hours.
00:56:33
Matt LaRose
Who gives a fuck? Get the safety car off the fucking track.
00:56:36
Fuck Off
They can't. Those cars don't deal like that.
00:56:38
Matt LaRose
Get the fuck out of here.
00:56:39
Fuck Off
They're rocket ships. they don't They're not made to swivel like that.
00:56:40
Matt LaRose
You know. Swivel. You missed a historic rally Finland.
00:56:47
Fuck Off
I didn't miss it. I got some updates.
00:56:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. The fastest rally,
00:56:51
Fuck Off
I heard the top two got got in a lot of trouble.
00:56:55
Matt LaRose
the top two got in a lot of trouble?
00:56:56
Fuck Off
top The two best racers in the world were in a lot of trouble.
00:57:00
Matt LaRose
No, the only one that got in trouble was my man Oytanik for hitting a steward.
00:57:04
Fuck Off
Oh, isn't he like a...
00:57:05
Matt LaRose
He said, he said my car was overheating. i was, no, he's Estonian.
00:57:09
Fuck Off
He's a Dutchman.
00:57:13
Matt LaRose
estonian
00:57:15
Fuck Off
What about the guys whose tires blew off?
00:57:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's Thierry Neuville. He's the Belgian guy that's a bitch.
00:57:19
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:20
Matt LaRose
he a every fucking thing that has Everybody uses the same tires. Nobody gets more punctures than this guy, and all he does is blame the tire manufacturer.
00:57:30
Fuck Off
I would...
00:57:30
Matt LaRose
Everybody else has the same fucking tires. Nobody gets as many punctures as he does, and he's like, these tires suck. It's amazing. like
00:57:38
Fuck Off
I would have that issue.
00:57:38
Matt LaRose
Classic. And then when the tires don't suck, it's the car. The car is not good enough. It's never that you're not as good of a driver as the other guys.
00:57:45
Fuck Off
Well, not so.
00:57:45
Matt LaRose
It's the tires.
00:57:46
Fuck Off
This is why you shouldn't hate Lewis Hamilton, because last week when he came, when he started in 16th, he said, I'm sorry, guys, I shouldn't even be here.
00:57:55
Matt LaRose
well i
00:57:56
Fuck Off
I'm pathetic.
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
Well, I respect that. Good for him.
00:57:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:00
Matt LaRose
little bit of humble pie, they call that.
00:58:02
Fuck Off
Well, good for you.
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
Good for you, Lewis. You fucking cunt. But ah yeah, Toyota top came in first, second, third, fourth, and fifth place.
00:58:14
Matt LaRose
Second time only ever in WRC history that someone's top locked out the top five like that.
00:58:22
Fuck Off
How did Oh
00:58:23
Matt LaRose
And it was the fastest overall speed ever. Average overall speed ever for a WRC. It was over 130 miles an hour overall average speed.
00:58:33
Fuck Off
ah wow, that's fast.
00:58:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the wide that's the wide gravel roads of Finland, my friend.
00:58:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:39
Matt LaRose
They're like a super... They call it a super speedway on gravel.
00:58:45
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:58:47
Matt LaRose
You know how those northerners do. And then they got a... I don't know if it's... I don't think it's this week. I think it's next week. They're doing the Boone forest rally in Kentucky.
00:58:59
Matt LaRose
And that's, uh, they're, that's what they're trying to like use that as practice for when they're hopefully going to bring the WRC back to America, which we were.
00:59:08
Fuck Off
That'll be exciting. That's a good area down there.
00:59:10
Matt LaRose
Boone.
00:59:12
Fuck Off
They have good lakes to fish bass out of too.
00:59:14
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:59:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:59:17
Matt LaRose
ah got you. I'll send you this information just so you can look into it. But, uh,
00:59:20
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. Send it for sure.
00:59:22
Matt LaRose
August 8th and 9th. That's this weekend. Super regional two-day format. 74 competitive miles. 40 car entry limit. Smooth, hard-packed roads. No dead-end turnaround stages. No stage run more than two times.
00:59:37
Matt LaRose
This is fantastic.
00:59:42
Matt LaRose
This is, uh... I'm just trying to find out where the fuck in Kentucky it is.
00:59:51
Matt LaRose
Stages.
00:59:54
Matt LaRose
Rally Appalachia, that's what they call it. The heart of that the Appalachians at the Boone Forest Rally.
00:59:57
Fuck Off
Appalachia.
01:00:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's going to be dope there.
01:00:03
Matt LaRose
That's pretty rad, yeah.
01:00:06
Fuck Off
The only better area to race through would be the Blue Ridge Mountains, in my opinion.
01:00:09
Matt LaRose
That would be pretty rad.
01:00:10
Fuck Off
Fucking great looking.
01:00:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and Kentucky. What's that road that goes from like Kentucky to South Carolina? The Dragon's Tale or something like that? You ever heard of that?
01:00:19
Fuck Off
I'm always chasing the dragon.
01:00:20
Matt LaRose
I know, pal. You are the dragon.
01:00:23
Fuck Off
Enjoy the Camaro. Are you putting the T-tops on them tomorrow night?
01:00:25
Matt LaRose
I haven't. No, fuck no. I haven't had the T-tops on that thing in fucking two months.
01:00:31
Fuck Off
Well, how going to fucking rip this great tune? This
01:00:36
Matt LaRose
That is a great tune.
01:00:39
Fuck Off
is a car show tune.
01:00:40
Matt LaRose
It is. This is a T-topping.
01:00:42
Fuck Off
Played this for you.
01:00:55
Matt LaRose
Infinite best pod.
01:00:59
Matt LaRose
Gmail.com. Instagram. Tip talk.
01:01:06
Matt LaRose
Send us an email.
01:01:13
Fuck Off
You ain't seen nothing yet. you ain't seen nothingin yet
01:01:17
Matt LaRose
but but but but but Baby. Who's that?
01:01:19
Fuck Off
but Yeah, that's Bachman Turner overdrive, baby.
01:01:19
Matt LaRose
Bachman. Yeah, that's what I thought.
01:01:23
Fuck Off
Fucking 70s rule, BTO. Woo!
01:01:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, baby! She's
01:01:27
Fuck Off
Yeah!
01:01:30
Matt LaRose
got fucking rowdy an hour of fucking solemnness and then rowdy at the last second.
01:01:35
Fuck Off
That's all I had in me. My knee is broken.