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Fuck Off: Thank you.
Fuck Off: But I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed. That I set my sights on Monday, and I got myself on grass.
Fuck Off: I ain't ready for the altar, but I do agree there's times when woman sure can be a friend of mine.
Matt LaRose: Wow, that's great song for a rainy day.
Fuck Off: I want to slice my wrist. I want to just go into the tub, play the Smiths, and slice my wrist the long way.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: Pull some horse chick shit.
Matt LaRose: This is a road I've traveled.
Fuck Off: I don't know what the deal is. I'm in a downward spiral, dawg.
Matt LaRose: going on, pal? i wasn't i This is not what I was expecting from you today.
Fuck Off: i was in i I don't know. I'm burnt out, I guess. I was all jacked up up until about an hour ago, and then the fucking
Matt LaRose: you hit a wall.
Fuck Off: the wheels fell off.
Matt LaRose: Man. I thought we were going to be, I was excited to record you at a big night last night. I thought we were going to be coming in hot.
Fuck Off: Yeah, no.
Matt LaRose: And my, my poor guy looks like he's fucking got one foot in the gravy and the other one on a banana peel.
Fuck Off: I might. I don't know what the deal is. Maybe maybe I was out too late because I'm old.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. It's a, it's a great day for depression. So maybe that's just, everything's kicking in. It's, been a gray, rainy, raw day out to it.
Fuck Off: This is usually where I get my energy from.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, maybe you're...
Fuck Off: Other people's misery.
Matt LaRose: Maybe you're not that guy anymore.
Fuck Off: ha It's hard to imagine.
Matt LaRose: Maybe you're revolving. Or devolving.
Fuck Off: Revolving.
Matt LaRose: Devolving.
Fuck Off: Revolver, great fucking great stay of the movie.
Matt LaRose: the
Fuck Off: Check it out, Aqualad.
Matt LaRose: I was thinking ah Revolver Great Rage Against the Machine song. off their sophomore album evil empire hey revolvers don't mothers make good fathers
Fuck Off: Revolver, great Japanese flick about a chick hit woman as well. Check it out, Aqualad.
Fuck Off: I think so. They also drive Subarus.
Matt LaRose: well i'll tell you what my subaru was uh
Fuck Off: Can't say that word too loud around here.
Matt LaRose: prepared that's true my Subaru is prepared for the winter I put my winter spec tires on over the weekend and got her ready to go ah just in time for the inclement weather
Fuck Off: That's it. It's all set.
Matt LaRose: ready to go baby I don't like my winter tires as much as my summer tires but I sure do like them when it's snowing and icy and slushy and shitty out so they're They're a little bit heavy. They're a steel wheel with a bigger sidewall tire, so they're a little bit heavier, a little bit more rotating mass on each corner, if you know what I'm saying.
Fuck Off: Is that what's going to give you the L4 traction you're looking for?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the all-wheel drive, symmetrical all-wheel drive traction.
Fuck Off: Symmetrical, asymmetrical, whatever it takes.
Matt LaRose: Anything that you need.
Fuck Off: Whatever it takes.
Matt LaRose: we're We're fluid here, pal. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. It's it's love.
Fuck Off: You're gender fluid for sure.
Matt LaRose: Or just love. um I radiate pure love to you.
Fuck Off: Yes. You're definitely radiating.
Matt LaRose: What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, Sav Nasty.
Fuck Off: Sav nasty.
Matt LaRose: A somber Sav Nasty after a busy Turkey Day weekend. We didn't record last week because it was a goddamn American holiday.
Fuck Off: It's about as American as it can get.
Matt LaRose: I made a...
Fuck Off: What's more American than showing up to someone's shit, partying with them, banging their chicks, and then kicking them out?
Matt LaRose: Don't forget you gotta take a big old dump in the toilet before you leave.
Fuck Off: Why? We're staying. fucking I'm not going to take a Domino to La Maya. I'm going to pack up their wagons and send them chucking.
Matt LaRose: Do you think it's criminal to not eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
Matt LaRose: Am I out of touch?
Fuck Off: Here's the deal. My um parents did not. They went with the old prime rib porchetta and rabbit with um lasagna.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I love a nice lasagna. See, I went I did a nice sauce for Thanksgiving this year.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I always do a little sauce on the side with some ravioli myself, but I always make a turkey. However, here's the thing. a little bit of 411, all you people who have Google machines out there, go ahead and check me.
Fuck Off: ah Turkeys weren't even served at the very first Thanksgiving.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I'm a notorious turkey hater and people got me second questioning, second guessing myself that maybe I'm out of touch and I need to fucking just shut up and eat my fucking turkey on Thanksgiving.
Fuck Off: Well, you don't need to make a whole turkey anymore either. You get a nice turkey breast
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Fucking brine the shit out of that and then make sandos out of it all week after.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: I'll smother that in some gravy. You know, I do like turkey smothered in gravy. That is true. Yeah, maybe I'm out of touch.
Fuck Off: I think you should just reset maybe your priorities.
Matt LaRose: Maybe I'm the asshole.
Fuck Off: In New England, you're an asshole.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. But also, New England is full of assholes.
Fuck Off: I hate New England.
Matt LaRose: They're fucking terrible. It just keeps getting worse.
Fuck Off: I hate everybody here.
Matt LaRose: I never thought I'd say it, but it just keeps getting worse.
Fuck Off: I hate these people.
Matt LaRose: What do you mean, that what do you mean new people?
Fuck Off: All of them. Fucking, I hate liberals. I hate them.
Matt LaRose: how do you control alt delete them off the face of the planet can you do that yeah
Fuck Off: That's the thing. It's like people that I know are actual liberals. It's hard to even look at them anymore. I have good friends that are just hard libs and I'm like, you disgust me.
Fuck Off: You're so stupid.
Matt LaRose: you're such a bitch I couldn't agree more pal
Fuck Off: And you have so much money. It irritates me.
Matt LaRose: especially in your industry.
Fuck Off: There are a lot of douchebags in my industry.
Matt LaRose: I'm fucking looking at one of them, you know,
Fuck Off: Tell me about it.
Matt LaRose: Richie, my boy, uh, reporting live from the live from the field. In two days, we have three deer down and, uh, and in Western Connecticut, Douglas, Massachusetts area.
Fuck Off: Wow.
Matt LaRose: So, getting a big old, big old pull this season so far.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Or Eastern Connecticut, I guess would be the not Western.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I went up to Maine a couple weeks ago. I bagged one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: It's good. My, uh, my sauce that I made on, here's what I did for Thanksgiving. I made a sauce in my crock pot, right?
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm. Mm.
Matt LaRose: This sauce can sit. I made it. i was making a, what I like to call a meat sauce.
Fuck Off: m
Matt LaRose: this meat sauce that I made had two dozen meatballs made at the meat market in Wisconsin that I froze and brought back in my Yeti for, uh, sweet Italian sausages from the meat market in Wisconsin, uh, for,
Matt LaRose: Or no, not four, three or 1.3 pounds of boneless pork rib.
Fuck Off: And that's what's going to give you your meat sauce right there. That's going to chunk up into little splinters. It's beautiful.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. And then what I did to compliment that. was I had one pound of sweet venison sausage that my boy who happens to go out and shoot some deer gave me.
Matt LaRose: And that was just like, that was not in a casing. So I just broke up little pieces of it and just, just let that melt into the sauce is fucking unbelievable, man.
Fuck Off: Delicious.
Fuck Off: That's a good sauce.
Matt LaRose: That's how I make my saw. Plus, you know, about 17 pounds of garlic, all the seasonings, the whole deal, you know,
Fuck Off: I made mousse frittata.
Matt LaRose: but
Fuck Off: The old frittata.
Matt LaRose: free Tata free data.
Fuck Off: And I made it with mousse. In Italian we call it frittata. Frittata. But these libs call it frittatas. Just like they call fucking friendlies fraps frappes.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. Frappe.
Fuck Off: Fucking homos.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's the world we live in, pal.
Fuck Off: I don't even know if I can say this shit anymore. I don't care.
Matt LaRose: You can say anything. I mean, you just said it. Remember Richie, we're pirate radio.
Fuck Off: I don't feel much like a pirate.
Matt LaRose: You need an eye patch, man.
Fuck Off: i almost I do need one. i don't know if you can tell I have gee burn on the whole left side of my face.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah? You been doing some rolling of jiu-jitsu?
Fuck Off: No, not really. Just once.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah? when did your When did you roll?
Fuck Off: Got my face all torqued up.
Matt LaRose: That sounds good.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was gay for sure.
Matt LaRose: I did my annual ah turkey burn Muay Thai pads class on Thanksgiving morning at 9
Fuck Off: Hmm. Hmm.
Matt LaRose: I had 16 people in my class. was fucking, it was a bump in class.
Fuck Off: Wow.
Fuck Off: Bump City.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You know, it's a good time.
Matt LaRose: So it was a good holiday. It was a good Thanksgiving.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it feels like it's almost continuing. Like I'm already ready to just take shut it down for the year.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I'm ready to just, um I'm fully accepting Christmas this year. And like when I'm at work, so many people have so much time off that like, here's the deal. We're going to get you what we can get you, but it's Christmas time, so we'll get there.
Matt LaRose: you know It's the end of the year. go fuck yourselves. okay
Fuck Off: This is when you're supposed to be on top of it.
Matt LaRose: yeah We're already on top of it. We're doing a great job. It's Christmas time. Go fuck yourselves.
Fuck Off: We have people working late for Christmas for sure.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: This is their Super Bowl.
Matt LaRose: we've been working I've been working mad overtime every day for a while now. getting up at three 30 in the morning, starting work at four 30 in the morning, you know, just fucking, that's what we do, pal.
Fuck Off: That's just dumb.
Fuck Off: That's awful.
Matt LaRose: I'm a hustler. I hustle, but
Fuck Off: Good for you. I can't do that. I would have to be in bed now.
Matt LaRose: yeah, I've been going to bed lately. Uh, if I'm in bed after eight, that's a late night,
Matt LaRose: but you know,
Fuck Off: You know, you got to get it.
Matt LaRose: Getting that OT, baby. You know how we do.
Fuck Off: Take it where you can get it.
Matt LaRose: It's Christmas time. Bought myself a little Christmas present the other day. you know
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah. Ready? Ready?
Matt LaRose: couple little, couple well, Black Friday the best time to buy. i bought a, you'll actually like this. Number one, I bought a rear sway bar for the old Z28. Because that model actually came stock with a rear sway bar in it in my car.
Matt LaRose: Someone took the rear sway bar out of it and never put it back in. So I'm going to put a nice, a nice thick sway bar in the back and the rear, if you know what i'm saying.
Matt LaRose: And then what you really be proud of me for, I bought a lazy boy.
Matt LaRose: I bought a, so I bought a recliner.
Fuck Off: to be To be lazier?
Matt LaRose: because Well, my chair that I currently am using right now is falling apart.
Fuck Off: All right, so you're upgrading.
Matt LaRose: So I'm upgrading my, uh, my,
Fuck Off: Does it have the massager in it and shit?
Matt LaRose: i didn't go I didn't go full bougie cunt. I just bought a nice one that just flips out on its own. But I was looking at the different ones that you know you can adjust the back, of adjust the lumbar, put your feet up and do it. But it was even on Black Friday, they were too rich for my blood.
Fuck Off: So does yours still get your feet up?
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I bought a nice Richie. You'd it. bought We'll start with one.
Fuck Off: You should have bought two.
Matt LaRose: yeah what of life yeah you know i bought one we'll start with one
Matt LaRose: That was my big Black Friday extravaganza. I sat in so many fucking recliners between the Lazy Boy store and the fucking Bob's Discount furniture.
Fuck Off: I wouldn't have gotten up.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Where'd you end up doing it, lazy boy?
Matt LaRose: Lazy Boy, yeah. The ones at Bob's were nice, but they were for the amount of money that I would... was I wasn't really saving a lot of money by not getting the Lazy Boy and like the buttons and everything on all the Bob's ones felt real cheap.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you're better off.
Matt LaRose: So I fucking bought a nice little fucking...
Fuck Off: When's that coming?
Matt LaRose: It's come a couple weeks. Hopefully the week before Christmas. But they said the warehouse is pretty busy.
Fuck Off: Well, then you get your gift early.
Matt LaRose: We'll see. so And I was... Ma Dukes is in town. So I was out there with Ma. We went and hit the old olive garden afterwards. Got a little OG.
Fuck Off: Wow. Bottomless fucking salad?
Matt LaRose: I'll We each got some fettuccine. How do you say that in Italian?
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: Some fettuccine.
Fuck Off: Yeah, just like that. and At the Olive Garden for sure.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I got some fettuccine with some broccolia and some bachicana.
Matt LaRose: Bottomless fucking salad and breadsticks.
Fuck Off: Man, they do make a good salad.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you can't go wrong with it. It was fucking...
Fuck Off: I haven't had their salad in fucking 20 years.
Matt LaRose: It's good shit. we were so We were in your neck of the woods over there and it was everywhere was fucking so busy.
Fuck Off: They have an Olive Garden here?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, right? It's shopper's world. It's been there forever.
Matt LaRose: You know where like Best Buy and Hobby Lobby and Mike, not Michael's fucking World Mart and all that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, PetSmart, yeah.
Matt LaRose: This is compelling radio. But that's ah yeah, that's where ah there's the Olive Garden right there. There used to be a Friday's there too, I think. But the Friday's.
Fuck Off: Never even fucking noticed it.
Matt LaRose: gone Come on, guy.
Fuck Off: I'm at PetSmart all the time.
Matt LaRose: When you yeah, we'll swing by the Olive Garden, dude.
Fuck Off: Why would I do that?
Matt LaRose: Because when you're there, you're family.
Fuck Off: Oh, great. When I'm there, I'm a bottomless pit.
Matt LaRose: Getting a nice little fucking tour of Italy.
Fuck Off: That happens every night.
Matt LaRose: that's You can't go wrong with just fucking hammering out some fucking Olive Garden.
Fuck Off: I'm going to hammer out some moose tonight. I took out some moose loin.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Nice. I like a nice loin.
Fuck Off: It's the end of my moose. I just figured I'd roll it through the end of Christmas here.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Use it up.
Fuck Off: Delicious.
Matt LaRose: Use it up, baby. Tis the season.
Fuck Off: No, it's just all of venison.
Matt LaRose: Well, that's a good problem to have.
Fuck Off: It's a good problem I have.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. and us
Fuck Off: Not much I know.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: You going to go back up in Maine again this year? You're done for the year.
Fuck Off: I have to go get my meat.
Matt LaRose: I bet you do, Chucky.
Fuck Off: I don't know if I'm ready to make any traveling plans.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, it ain't going nowhere, right?
Fuck Off: No, that's the thing. Where are they going to go at this point?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Sticking in a freezer.
Matt LaRose: Stick it in the freezer. Stick it up your bum. Who gives a fuck?
Fuck Off: They're not running for me anymore.
Matt LaRose: That's right.
Fuck Off: It's 420.
Matt LaRose: Oh, hold on. Let me hit my vape. Cheers, brother.
Fuck Off: Thank you. Cheers to you.
Matt LaRose: Richie, I've been excited to talk to you about this because
Matt LaRose: I don't think there's any other podcast, especially in the definitely not in the New England area where you can have someone who is boots on the ground at Monday night football last night.
Matt LaRose: And then the very next day, be telling what happened. You know what I mean? no other No other podcast in this region is going to have this kind of coverage.
Fuck Off: and no wish
Fuck Off: No, nobody.
Matt LaRose: So tell me, last night you were at Monday Night Football live at Gillette Stadium versus the Pats versus the Giants, which got to tell you, as you know, I've been going to bed real early, so I didn't watch the game, but I saw a couple of highlights that I just can't wait to talk to you about.
Fuck Off: I was. I did.
Fuck Off: I hope one of them was about Jackson Dart not getting out of bounds.
Matt LaRose: Is that the guy that got a fucking cruise missile hit from the side?
Fuck Off: That was so fucking awesome.
Matt LaRose: That was awesome. That's my, see, this is the thing. I stopped watching football for a bunch of years because it got fucking lame. And now they're hitting each other like this again. And I'm all about it, man.
Matt LaRose: Then they get the big scruffle afterwards because the giant guys want to, I mean, as far as I'm concerned, that was a legal hit, but then the,
Fuck Off: It was 1000% legal. The kid never tried to get out of bounds. He took a shoulder right to his fucking solar plexus and that was that.
Matt LaRose: and went fucking flying and then the other giant oh really oh so this is a question i was going to ask is was is that guy like is he their quarterback oh man oh man that's awesome hey fuck it man he's fucking yeah that was dumb on him he should have fucking bailed five yards
Fuck Off: Yeah, and he's had four king he's already had four concussions this year.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. And he had missed the last two weeks due to a concussion.
Fuck Off: Well, he said this is how he's always played. He's not going to change his style. And they're like, bro, you're in the NFL now. You'll change your style or you'll be eating vegetable soup.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you're literally going to be eating through a straw.
Fuck Off: He's not going to last very long.
Matt LaRose: That was it. Then the other guys from the Giants tried to get in a fight and everything like that. It was awesome.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I thought there was, you know what sucks though? Games are, it's almost impossible to get excited at a game. Because, you know, you're all pumped up, shit happens. And after every time there's a play or a whistle, you're waiting to see, oh is there a flag?
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Oh, is that a penalty? Holy shit, what a hit. Is that a penalty?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And you're thinking that more than going nuts, and it sucks because the refs have involved themselves so much in the games. And they did it here, too, yesterday. After that play, they were like, ah, it was the next series, I think.
Fuck Off: And they called an absolute bullshit fucking unnecessary roughness personal foul on us. We hit the dude legally. They said he used his helmet.
Fuck Off: He did not. and And then that led to the Giants' touchdown.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, I saw that hit.
Fuck Off: And, like, that's the kind of shit that turns a game right there. And it almost did. We were stuck for a second. That's when it was, like, 17 to – what was it? Seven or four – 17 to seven, I think.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And – And then it's like, all right, well, then we sputter out and they come back. But it takes away all the momentum to the game. It takes away the fans' um enjoyment out of stuff because everyone's just looking around.
Fuck Off: is there a flag? Is there a flag?
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: Is there a penalty? Did that count? Did his feet get down? Because even the touchdowns that happened, they were so sick. We were right on the – probably like the 15-yard line, I guess.
Fuck Off: ah Just about 10 rows up. It's pretty awesome seats.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And I was able to see. So the touchdown to Williams happened on the opposite side of us, but you could see it develop. You saw him run past everyone. You're like, he's open. And you just, the the catch was sick.
Fuck Off: And then the same thing with booty. You couldn't tell if his feet were down on one of them, but the Marcus smart punt return was awesome because he caught it and he ran right at me.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, that was, i saw that. Cool.
Fuck Off: And I said, no, no, turn it up. And he was like, oh, right. And then he cut and he went up and he bolted down that sideline right in front of it.
Matt LaRose: He was like, you got it, Sav Nasty.
Fuck Off: And that was that. He took it to the his out.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah. I saw that. That was nasty.
Fuck Off: I told Mikey.
Matt LaRose: That motherfucker's got a set of wheels, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's he's the only this. I think he's the third person in NFL history to have two seasons in a row with.
Fuck Off: a touchdown return for an interception, an interception touchdown return and a punt return for a touchdown.
Matt LaRose: That's awesome.
Fuck Off: Like Deion Sanders was one of the last ones to do it.
Matt LaRose: You look like he was running. Like when he's running, he looks, it looks like the video is sped up the way his legs move and shit. Like it looks like fast forward.
Fuck Off: And he's quick and he's little, but man, there were a shit ton of giant fans there, which was great because you get to troll them the whole time.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Really? That's awesome. You love to see it.
Fuck Off: Wow, you guys if you guys cut out now, you might be able to get home before bedtime.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. the
Fuck Off: Meanwhile, it was like 30 to nothing at the half.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: 30 to 7, I think.
Matt LaRose: Like, listen, man, if you these these parking lots, once they people start leaving it, they're a real bitch to get out of. You're going to want to get out of here now.
Fuck Off: What a drubbing they took. It was great.
Matt LaRose: Good thing you spent all this money to come up all the way up here on a Monday night.
Fuck Off: It was fantastic, man. Pats looked good. It was most their most complete win of the season with defense played well.
Matt LaRose: They are just on an absolute fucking heater, man.
Fuck Off: the They set the tone.
Fuck Off: Unbelievable. They now are the first team to hit 11 wins.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: they're a half Technically, they're a half game up right now.
Matt LaRose: Got the Bills on Sunday at home, 1 o'clock.
Fuck Off: They have a bye.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Fuck Off: Yeah, so they'll have a bye, and then Denver will catch up to the game.
Matt LaRose: The Bills game is in two weeks?
Fuck Off: So we'll see if Denver ends up tying our mark or not at 11. And then it's just a matter of a race. Then we have Buffalo after the bye week.
Matt LaRose: oh Oh, I don't know. I saw the schedule today, but I didn't look at the date. I just assumed they were playing next week.
Fuck Off: Yeah, man, there are still like five games left, so there's still a lot of football to be played.
Matt LaRose: Damn. Perfect time a year for a bye week, too.
Fuck Off: And
Matt LaRose: It's like, fuck it.
Fuck Off: I came at a great time for them because they're hurt.
Matt LaRose: Later in the season, everybody gets an extra, yeah.
Fuck Off: They're tired.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You can come back and really lock it down for the last couple games of the season.
Fuck Off: And you have two weeks to prepare for Buffalo right now, which is a huge thing because it's going to be an important game for them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I don't anticipate them winning, but if they do, it's fucking awesome.
Matt LaRose: it here or is it in Buffalo? Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's here.
Matt LaRose: Either no matter where it is, it would be awesome if it was like a really shitty fucking snow, like, you know what i mean? Like, or or like a day like today.
Fuck Off: Yeah, well, we beat them that first game there.
Matt LaRose: oh I hope because I will be watching from the warmth of my couch and fireplace. I hope they play that game in a day like today.
Fuck Off: Well, they're used to it, too. But you'd love to see fucking, I don't know, Indy come here.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so Baltimore we're playing. That's going to be a tough game, I think, when we play in potentially. Buffalo could be tough, but we're coming off of the bye week. I mean, that's really a winnable game. We could win four of our last five.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Miami's the last game. And then the jets, they're fucking terrible. Yeah. So there's four games left. The bills, the Ravens, the jets and the dolphins.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so three of them are in the AFC East, that and we have to we have to win it, two of the three, to to win the East.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Very cool. Man, the fucking Patriots football is back.
Fuck Off: Yeah, they look good.
Matt LaRose: The Cowboys have been pulling fucking wins out of their asses.
Fuck Off: Yep.
Matt LaRose: You know, how about them Cowboys, Richie?
Fuck Off: It's great. Just enough for people to talk about them again so they can lose. It's fantastic.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah, go Cowboys. Let's go. The 90s are back.
Fuck Off: They are back.
Matt LaRose: Give me Jimmy Johnson.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the 90s are back everywhere.
Matt LaRose: Everywhere, dog.
Fuck Off: Celtics suck. Bees are okay.
Matt LaRose: Mullets are back.
Fuck Off: The Washington Bullets?
Matt LaRose: ah with No, mullets.
Fuck Off: Oh, Mullets.
Matt LaRose: Mullets are so back, dude.
Fuck Off: Really?
Matt LaRose: ever Dude, if if you keep your fucking head on a swivel, dear friend, you're going to start seeing a lot of fucking mullets.
Fuck Off: So stupid.
Matt LaRose: They're everywhere, dude. All the young kids are doing mullets. Even if they have short hair, they're shaving the sides of their head. Oh yeah.
Fuck Off: Well, they do that down south.
Matt LaRose: It's like oh yeah.
Fuck Off: It's just never left.
Matt LaRose: Well, they're doing it up here now.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Fuck Off: Terrible. Everything just goes around in a cycle.
Matt LaRose: It's cyclical.
Fuck Off: Stick around long enough, you see it all.
Matt LaRose: Think about it. Everybody loves Limp Bizkit again.
Fuck Off: Everybody loves Raymond.
Matt LaRose: Everybody loves Raymond. The King of Queens.
Fuck Off: He's got a new movie out with Reacher Guy.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah.
Fuck Off: He has a buddy movie.
Matt LaRose: Speaking of movies, Richie,
Fuck Off: ah It's so great how it just slides right in naturally.
Matt LaRose: I watched a movie.
Fuck Off: Who cares?
Matt LaRose: I watched two movies back to back.
Fuck Off: Ernest goes to camp.
Matt LaRose: Ernest goes to camp is good shit.
Fuck Off: I bet it is, Chuck.
Matt LaRose: I watched casino Royale.
Fuck Off: Oh. yeah i'm already i'm already I can already tell you're I'm disgusted in you already.
Matt LaRose: right
Matt LaRose: Just, I just don't, I don't get what the big deal is. It's, You chase a guy up in a crane. You do a bunch of parkour. Why are we doing parkour? Then we chase a guy up in a up in a crane.
Matt LaRose: Why are you going chase a guy up in a crane? There's only one place he can go is up. He's not going to go anywhere else.
Fuck Off: Y'all know, he can go down.
Matt LaRose: but Then you've got parkour. Yeah, but you can watch him go down. You don't even have to chase him. Like, dude, I can totally see where you're going right now. And then I've got to do some more parkour. And then what is all this it's all about? It's ah it's a fucking card game.
Matt LaRose: That's what we're doing. We're playing a card game.
Fuck Off: It's a pretty good game.
Matt LaRose: I don't know. I just thought it ripped off Austin Powers. They was like they like they played a card they played a card game in that movie.
Fuck Off: Yeah, for sure. 100%.
Matt LaRose: and that's it And honestly, that's a better spy movie than this movie was. And then I watched Quantum of Solace and I was like, what the fuck is this movie? like
Fuck Off: And you didn't like either one of those.
Matt LaRose: My brain just shut off. I mean, the the other one was alright. It was okay. But it wasn't ever anything to write home about. and I guess maybe I'm not a maybe i'm not a James Bond guy
Fuck Off: Evidently, you're not.
Matt LaRose: But here's what I am going to do.
Fuck Off: What are you going to do?
Matt LaRose: I'm going to watch the next two because I don't really care for a James Bond movie, but i did some research and the next one has Harvair Bardem in it.
Fuck Off: Javier, yes.
Matt LaRose: And I like that guy. And then the one after it has my favorite actor, Christoph Waltz. in it so I'll watch those two movies because I like the actors.
Fuck Off: What are those two?
Matt LaRose: One of them is Spectre and the other one is
Fuck Off: you didn't watch them in order.
Matt LaRose: No, I did. I watched the first.
Fuck Off: ah you are watching them in order.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, watching them in order.
Fuck Off: Okay.
Matt LaRose: The next one is the one that has Harvey Bardem in it. No time to kill or something or some fucking thing. Maybe I just made that up in my head.
Matt LaRose: But.
Fuck Off: So after this is done, you're going on to which one?
Matt LaRose: I'm looking. I'm going to look it up right now.
Fuck Off: there was like There were three series we talked about. You saw John Wick.
Matt LaRose: i've seen well i haven't seen the last the last like I haven't seen the ballerina and the John Wick before that.
Fuck Off: oh You don't need to watch Ballerina, but I watched it. The last John Wick was the best John Wick outside of the first John Wick.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: but but So you've seen that. and Reacher, did you see Reacher?
Matt LaRose: I've seen...
Matt LaRose: That's the one with Tom Cruise.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I watched that one a while ago.
Fuck Off: So there were two of those.
Matt LaRose: I watched the first one of that because he has like a Chevelle, right? Oh, so this... so so Okay, hold on.
Fuck Off: There was the James Bond one, and there was one other one we talked about. There was a series. Oh, the Mission Impossible. Have you seen those?
Matt LaRose: I made it to like Fallout and I was like, these movies are fucking...
Fuck Off: that's like the last one, isn't it?
Matt LaRose: No, or or no, not Fallout. I made it to like number five and everybody says, oh, this is when they finally start getting good.
Fuck Off: Yeah, right. So got to finish those up.
Matt LaRose: Ugh. They're just fucking terrible movies.
Fuck Off: Evidently, you don't like movies.
Matt LaRose: I like good movies.
Fuck Off: Not really.
Matt LaRose: ah Skyfall.
Fuck Off: Skyfall. You saw that.
Matt LaRose: I have to watch. No, I haven't watched that.
Fuck Off: Oh, Skyfall's good.
Matt LaRose: I watched Quantum Solace. That just my brain.
Fuck Off: I thought Quantum of Solace was good, but Skyfall really picks it up.
Matt LaRose: Skyfall. Yeah, Skyfall has Harvair Bardem in it, Naomi Harris, and Ralph Fiennes in it. And then the one after that is Spectre, and that has Christoph Waltz in it.
Fuck Off: Yeah, those are both really good.
Matt LaRose: So I'm going to still watch those ones, even though these movies are just exhaustingly terrible.
Matt LaRose: I'll tell you this much. If you want to watch a good spy movie, you should watch Austin Powers. And if you want to watch a good... James Bond movie the best James Bond movie of all time is The Rock starring Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage and you can argue you can try and argue that with me but you know that that's not that that is correct
Fuck Off: I don't think James Bond was on Alcatraz.
Matt LaRose: yeah speaking of movies Richie oh yeah do you want to go first okay The Amateur is a...
Fuck Off: I saw a couple of movies.
Fuck Off: No.
Fuck Off: I love this movie.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Fuck Off: Yeah, with Remy Malek.
Matt LaRose: Yes, The Amateur is a 2025 spy thriller starring Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, John Barenthal, and Holt McCallany. See, this already sounds like a better movie than the other one.
Matt LaRose: At least has a great cast. Charles Heller, played by Rami Malek, is a CIA analyst that sorts data and talks to sources through his computer. His wife goes on a business trip to London and is tragically killed in a hostage situation at a hotel.
Matt LaRose: Heller's boss, played by Holt McCallany, assures him that they will find the people who killed his wife and hold them responsible. Heller eventually decides to try and find his wife's killers himself in exact revenge, much to the sweet chagrin of his bosses.
Matt LaRose: This movie was okay. It's your typical nerd-tries-to-take-on-the-bad-guys spy movie. I honestly don't have a lot to say about it. It's on Hulu, and watch and it's worth a watch if you have that.
Matt LaRose: Not sure I'd spend much money on it.
Fuck Off: Well, he's an idiot.
Matt LaRose: it seems like you would have a different opinion than that oh
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was a great movie. It reminds me of another movie he just did as well called Relay.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah
Fuck Off: So he's in that, which is a good movie that's out, and it's a little bit similar to that But he's more of like a fixer and a negotiator in this and this version versus just a CIA analyst.
Fuck Off: But Remy Malek in general, I just don't like.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But he does a good job when he acts. like He was great in Queen. He was great in
Fuck Off: some other movie he was in where he wore a hoodie.
Matt LaRose: ah Yeah. Mr. Nobody, maybe.
Fuck Off: Yeah, something like that.
Matt LaRose: I've seen the picture of that.
Fuck Off: No. No, nobody was great. That was what the guy from Better Call Saul
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. No, Mr. Nobody or something. I've seen him in a hoodie.
Fuck Off: saw. In-Between. Now that is a great series. That's Australian, mate.
Matt LaRose: maybe. Oh, good night, mate. Have another shrimp on the bobby.
Fuck Off: Great movie. movie He's a hitman he's kind of, and he's also a single father and it's fucking fantastic.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Matt LaRose: Times are tough.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's good. That's a great one. You should check that out.
Matt LaRose: Interesting. interesting Guess what, Richie? There's more.
Fuck Off: No way.
Matt LaRose: Chungmi and i I shout out to Chungmi.
Fuck Off: Shut up.
Matt LaRose: Chug me. And i also watched Mickey 17, a 2025 sci-fi dark comedy starring Robert Pattinson, Steven Ewing, Mark Ruffalo, and Naomi Ackie.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: I'm excited about this. Cause I've seen this when I've been doom scrolling, trying to find something to watch and I've almost watched it.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and the writer of this did like four other really good movies.
Matt LaRose: Oh, no shit.
Fuck Off: He did, I think he did Parasite.
Matt LaRose: Uh,
Matt LaRose: ah Yeah, I think actually Mark said something about that. Yeah, he says that in this. Mickey, played by Robert Pattinson, signs up for an expedition to colonize a new planet in order to escape a debt he owes on Earth. He signs up to be an expendable, which is basically a human test subject.
Matt LaRose: When he is inevitably killed, his body is recycled, then a new 3D printed body is created and his memories are installed into it. This movie was written and directed by Bong Joon-ho, the director of Parasite and Snowpiercer.
Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah.
Matt LaRose: It falls somewhere between the two in its themes and satire. Overall, I liked it. It's a little bit strange, but fun and definitely ramps up the satire the further into the story it gets.
Matt LaRose: Chung-mi also liked it, but noted that for her, it had moments that were very uncomfortable. She said it was due to Koreans PTSD from historical human experimentation that was perpetrated upon them during World War II.
Matt LaRose: That's certainly not something that I would have picked up on, but since the director is Korean, I can definitely see where she is coming from. This also echoes one of his earlier films called The Host. Mickey 17 is currently available on HBO Max and worth a watch.
Fuck Off: It is worth a watch. I haven't seen it, but I think it's worth a watch. The Host was a great movie. pat
Matt LaRose: There you go. goes goes deep into Korean PTSD, this movie.
Fuck Off: Parasite was a great movie.
Fuck Off: Deep into Korean PTSD is a great movie.
Matt LaRose: That sounds like the kind of movie that's right up your alley.
Fuck Off: That's what Sav Nasty's into.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I was just... So I read all about it as well, and I keep flipping by it, but I'll probably ultimately end up watching it. There's just... I don't like Robert Pattinson. I don't know.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I liked him as Batman.
Fuck Off: No, you liked him as Bruce Wayne.
Matt LaRose: No, I didn't like him as Batman.
Fuck Off: No, you liked him as Batman. He's terrible at Bruce Wayne.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's emo sad boy Bruce Wayne, but Batman, he's brutal, and I like that. Yeah,
Fuck Off: I'm brutal.
Matt LaRose: you sure are, pal. You're kind of like Batman.
Fuck Off: I saw a movie called Twinless. It was a movie.
Matt LaRose: Who is that?
Fuck Off: This guy goes into this. He's got a twin and he's gay. Which I started thinking about and it makes sense. I don't know why every single twin, one of them is not gay. They must be.
Fuck Off: If you're completely a mirror image of yourself, you must be gay if one of you is not.
Matt LaRose: there's a girl at my work who has a twin sister who is a lesbian and she's straight no the girl at work is straight yeah yeah you probably just invented that i think
Fuck Off: Is the girl at work a lesbian?
Fuck Off: Yeah, see? I think this is a thing I just invented.
Fuck Off: I definitely discovered something here. I think that if you're a twin, if you're not gay, your brother is.
Matt LaRose: I think at the very least, you definitely made an observation.
Fuck Off: Yeah. So anyway, I was thinking about that. So one of them was gay. And the other one wasn't. And he lost him. He got killed. So he shows up to this, um what do you call it, where everyone whines and cries?
Matt LaRose: Like a church?
Fuck Off: ah Yeah, like a help group or something.
Matt LaRose: Oh, like a... Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, like I lost my twin group.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah Like support group, a support group.
Fuck Off: I'm going to go whine about it. Yeah, the support group, that place. So they all show up to that place whining, and everyone lost a twin, allegedly. And then, you know, this one dude,
Matt LaRose: Sounds like a really sad movie.
Fuck Off: I guess. I don't know.
Matt LaRose: No wonder you're so glum lately.
Fuck Off: And the one dude meets the other dude and the other dude's gay and he's straight. And like, wow, I had a gay brother. he And he said, was your twin gay or straight? was like, that's a good point.
Fuck Off: Anyway, the movie wasn't good.
Matt LaRose: I'm going to have a movie report for you next week because I saw on my Netflix that tomorrow Robert Eggers' The Northman is going to be on Netflix.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: And ah that dude... I'm not sure that I like his movies, but he makes really fucking weird movies. So um I'm going watch it.
Fuck Off: I watched the Northman.
Matt LaRose: I haven't seen it yet. And it's got Anya Taylor-Joy in that, who i very much like.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's why I like her. Yeah,
Matt LaRose: So...
Fuck Off: yeah it was all right.
Matt LaRose: So I'll tell you all about it next week.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm going to start writing movies down that I see.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I've only been telling you to do that for since we started doing this years ago.
Fuck Off: I watched Landman again.
Matt LaRose: What is that?
Fuck Off: Landman.
Matt LaRose: What's that?
Fuck Off: Billy Bob Thornton, Allie Larder, some really hot smoking piece of ass teenage daughter.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: I like Allie Lauder. She's great.
Fuck Off: You'll like the smoking piece of ass teenage daughter even better. Just watch the first episode.
Matt LaRose: I'll check the Okay.
Fuck Off: You'll be hooked.
Matt LaRose: I think, I feel like I saw that advert. What's it on? Is it on HBO or?
Fuck Off: Paramount Plus, maybe.
Matt LaRose: Oh, oh yeah. I don't have that yet, but I'm getting it through for the UFC.
Fuck Off: It's like a Yellowstone thing. So whatever that's on.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Prime? you have Prime?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And maybe it's prime. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you have it on Prime.
Matt LaRose: Either way. Yeah. It's either one or the other. Yeah. So I watched an old Alfred Hitchcock movie.
Fuck Off: I watched.
Matt LaRose: I watched a movie called rear window. I don't know if you ever saw that.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's a classic.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I like that movie. It's good. I saw it once really a long time ago, back in the day. I watched it again. 1954? Yeah.
Fuck Off: Stalking some hot chick behind a shade.
Matt LaRose: yeah The blonde chick?
Fuck Off: Typing.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's fucking fantastic.
Fuck Off: Doing a little typing.
Matt LaRose: She's doing little dance and stretching whatnot.
Fuck Off: I'd look at a chick getting dressed, stretching.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Sure. Why wouldn't you? If you were sitting in a wheelchair with your leg in a cast and some fucking... blonde dancer gal was getting fucking doing a nice stretch and getting dressed in front of you wouldn't have a watch you don't even like blonde chicks but you'd still watch you don't even like chicks
Fuck Off: No, I definitely would.
Fuck Off: I don't even like casts.
Fuck Off: yesop its It's true. hate them.
Matt LaRose: hate them
Fuck Off: My roommate just laughs about it all the time. Oh, they must know that you hate women in general.
Matt LaRose: You're like, well, I sure do. Richie, we haven't recorded in a couple weeks, but there were some fights that were...
Fuck Off: Are you sure? and We just recorded, I thought.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. can No, we didn't record at all last week because it was Thanksgiving.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah. I need a day off.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. There was a bunch of fights a couple of weeks ago from a Qatar.
Fuck Off: Cutter.
Matt LaRose: Qatar.
Fuck Off: Where are they?
Matt LaRose: I'll run you through a couple. um The main event was Armin Sarukian submitting Dan Hooker in the second round.
Fuck Off: Yeah, i saw that. That was surprising.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, was it?
Fuck Off: he kind of dispatched him pretty easily.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he beat. Well, yeah, it was surprising that he beat the fuck out of him as fast as he did. But I was.
Fuck Off: I mean, Dan Hooker's is usually in great fights all the time.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I was hoping Hooker was going to be able to pull him into the fifth round and really have a go at it. But he pretty much just.
Fuck Off: No, he's nowhere on this good kid's level.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, this dude fucked him up. Ian Machado Gary defeated Bilal Muhammad in a three round.
Fuck Off: Thank God. Let's get all these guys out of here.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: pen
Matt LaRose: Losers leave town.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm done with Burrell.
Matt LaRose: of you Yeah. Fuck that guy. God. Your boy Vulcan no time Ozdemir knocked out Alonzo Menfield in a minute and a half.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that was great.
Matt LaRose: I had that one picked wrong.
Fuck Off: vote He's just so... he sat He's tough to deal with.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, man. He's just good.
Fuck Off: He's long.
Matt LaRose: And he fucking hits people. and
Fuck Off: he's He throws from a weird angle and he's got a big fucking hand.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. Before that, your boy Jack Hermanson has now gotten like, this is like his 15th devastating knockout in a row.
Matt LaRose: My typical aura Bali knocked him dead in two and a half minutes.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I think they just keep bringing them so people can get highlight reel commercials.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's really what they're doing. Your boy salsa boy Waldo Cortez Acosta knocked out Shamil Gazeev. That was a weird thing. Didn't Waldo got poked in the eye
Fuck Off: Yeah, and he came he came back and knocked them right out it was with a fastball down the middle.
Matt LaRose: and He almost got, yeah, he got like, he got his head punched. Yeah, that was a cool one.
Fuck Off: I think that's his fifth fight this year.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, yeah.
Fuck Off: He's been the most active fighter on the roster.
Matt LaRose: Him and Merab's on his fifth fight is this weekend, but we'll get to that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's great.
Matt LaRose: ah Making his return to the UFC. I didn't even know this dude was fighting until I turned the fights on. I was so excited. Kyori Horiguchi from ATT, this Japanese guy.
Matt LaRose: He was fighting over in Japan for a while. He came back and subbed a dude in the third round.
Fuck Off: They're good.
Matt LaRose: Shout out to ATT, Mike Brown.
Matt LaRose: And then the undercard, there was a bunch of fights, but I don't think anybody really that notable. But this weekend, Richie, is the final UFC pay-per-view ever.
Fuck Off: Good. I'm going steal it.
Matt LaRose: No more pay-per-views. There's some decent fights on here. We don't have to talk about all of them. ah The early prelims start at 6 o'clock on Saturday.
Fuck Off: and Who we got? Anybody good? What's the main event?
Matt LaRose: but Well, I'll get you to the main event, but on the early prelims, Richie, Edson Barbosa takes on Jalen Turner.
Fuck Off: I'll watch that.
Matt LaRose: That's in the early prelims.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: Unreal fight. I gotta take my...
Fuck Off: Is that the future fight of the early prelims?
Matt LaRose: No, no, there's there's another feature fight. The one after this is the feature fight, but I wanted to give you this one.
Fuck Off: Wow.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Is this going to be a good card?
Matt LaRose: Well, it's an interesting card. It's built very interestingly.
Fuck Off: Let's go. Keep going.
Matt LaRose: So there are three fights before that, but nobody really notable. But headlining the early prelims, Mama Sav's baby boy, Marvin Vittori,
Fuck Off: he He's fighting?
Matt LaRose: is fighting Bruno Ferrara, Ferreria.
Fuck Off: Holy shit. Yeah, that's not a good fight for Marvin.
Matt LaRose: and No, no. That'll be at roughly 7.30, 7.45 at night on Saturday. That's Mama Sav's favorite fighter, her baby boy.
Matt LaRose: What's happened?
Matt LaRose: Bruno Ferrara, 14-2.
Fuck Off: Number eight. This is not a good fight.
Matt LaRose: This is going to have to be a lose or leave town match, I think.
Fuck Off: Not a good fight for Marvin.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it might be. This is going to be his like third or fourth in a row, he thought, right?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Let me see. I can look real quick. He's had a tough go. He lost to Brandon Allen, which who knows how that happened. Lost to Roman Dolody's.
Matt LaRose: ah Lost to Jared Cannadier. Beat Roman Dolody's. Lost to Bobby Knuckles. So since 2021, he's won fights. Yeah. So...
Matt LaRose: two fights
Fuck Off: That's not good.
Matt LaRose: yeah so You'll have to make sure Mama Sav knows her boy's fighting that day.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: So then you got your prelims starting at 8. You got Nazim Sadikov versus Farah Zayim. That Sadikov is actually a really good fighter.
Matt LaRose: But I'm not good at pronouncing either of their names. But this is one for you, Savvy. This might be the only women fight on the card. Yeah, one-woman fight. on the prelims is Karine Silva takes on Karini Silva takes on Macy the future barber.
Fuck Off: Karini.
Matt LaRose: Who is, it she's had some injuries, some weight cuts, some fights get canceled for weight cutting, some sickness.
Fuck Off: That's a good fight.
Matt LaRose: She got some big old fake titties on her. She's coming back. She's making her big comeback here.
Fuck Off: Who?
Matt LaRose: Macy barber.
Fuck Off: She got fake tits?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she got fake she got fake hoots. And then she got like ah fake tits are all the rage nowadays.
Fuck Off: Everyone's getting those, huh?
Fuck Off: Everyone's doing it.
Matt LaRose: That's what you gotta do.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: Karini Silva versus Macy Barber. What do you think?
Fuck Off: I think that that's a tough fight.
Matt LaRose: For which one?
Fuck Off: For both of them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, i I would agree with that.
Matt LaRose: But it is a good fight.
Fuck Off: This is on which one?
Matt LaRose: That's on the prelims. oh The 8 o'clock prelims.
Matt LaRose: What's happening?
Fuck Off: Yeah, I think Macy Barber can win this fight.
Matt LaRose: It's 14-2.
Fuck Off: Yeah, i know, but fuck, she's not good.
Matt LaRose: Well, she's been training a team alpha male, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you got Chris Duncan for taking on Terrence McKinney, T-Rex.
Fuck Off: It's also a good fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I'm going go my man, T-Rex. And then ah headlining the prelims is Grant Dawson versus Manuel Torres.
Fuck Off: Oh, shit. That's a really good fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's a good fight.
Fuck Off: I think Manuel wins that fight.
Matt LaRose: I'll take Manuel. I like a tough Mexican. If your name is Manuel Torres and you're some kind of fighter, I'll put my dollar bet on you for sure.
Matt LaRose: That's what I would do. Opening up the main card starting at 10 o'clock. This is where there's a couple of fights that are oof. But at light heavyweight, Jan Blachowicz takes on Bogdan Guskov.
Fuck Off: This is a weird fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, because it's two weird light heavyweights. In a division...
Fuck Off: And neither one of them could win.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, in a division full of weirdos. I think probably, I don't know, man. I'm not sure how much more CTE.
Fuck Off: Blackwoods has.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I don't know how much more CTE that guy can take.
Fuck Off: Jan Blachowicz. I don't know.
Matt LaRose: Black homage.
Fuck Off: I'll go with Bogdan.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I think I'm going to go with Bogdan on that one. I think Jan's probably going to get his light shut out. Up next at Bantamweight, in allegedly his final retirement fight, even though he's already retired before, Henry Cejudo takes on Peyton Talbot.
Fuck Off: I hate Henry Cejudo.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's why this he's tough to watch.
Fuck Off: I've always hated him, but he's going to win.
Matt LaRose: This kid that he's fighting is like way taller than he is and has a way longer reach.
Fuck Off: I don't think it matters. I so i mean, i don't know how Cejudo can lose to anyone outside of the top three anywhere.
Matt LaRose: It's got like a seven inch reach advantage on him.
Fuck Off: I don't care. He's going to wrestle. Fuck him.
Matt LaRose: He's going to wrestle. Fuck him. Here we go, Richie. The featured event, the featured fight of the evening. Brandon Moreno takes on Tatsuro Tariya. Tariya.
Fuck Off: I love me some Brandon Moreno.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And this fucking Japanese kid he's fighting is a fucking monster.
Fuck Off: Yeah, but he's going to be broken.
Matt LaRose: Brandon Moreno is awesome.
Matt LaRose: I'll take Moreno. I think it's 17-1, this fucking Japanese kid.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he hasn't fought anyone like Moreno.
Matt LaRose: That's true, man. this kid's ah I was saying earlier with Manuel Torres how much I like a Mexican fighter. Brandon Moreno is the quintessential Mexican fighter.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm going to go and going to go all Mexican fighters from this point on.
Matt LaRose: I love when he comes out with the white headband on.
Matt LaRose: Let's see, because in your co-main event of the evening, defending his flyweight championship, Alexander Pantoja takes on Joshua Van.
Fuck Off: Joshua Van is really good, but he's no Pantoja.
Matt LaRose: joshua fanon yeah Joshua Van is awesome.
Fuck Off: I got Pantoja.
Matt LaRose: But he is no Pantoja. Pantoja motherfucker. And then ah in the main event of the evening, defending his Bantamweight Championship fifth fight of the year, Murab Dvalesvili takes on Pyotr Yan.
Fuck Off: I'm going to stick with the Mexicans.
Fuck Off: I'm going to go with the fucking upset, Peter Yan.
Matt LaRose: Really?
Fuck Off: Yeah, you want to know why? Because they fought.
Matt LaRose: Because you hate Murab?
Fuck Off: I don't hate Marab. I think he's incredible.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: But Yan has fought him how many times?
Matt LaRose: Twice. Or once, rather. Oops.
Fuck Off: i thought it was I thought it was more than once.
Matt LaRose: I'll pull it up right now, but it was all I thought they only fought once.
Fuck Off: He doesn't lose that badly to him.
Matt LaRose: he lost He lost the decision in 2023 to Murab. I think you're thinking of Aljo.
Fuck Off: Hell no.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they only fought one time.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Fuck Off: I don't know. Dish Wally can't be beat.
Matt LaRose: It's true, man. But maybe Pyotr Yan uses some of that sweet tiger Muay Thai and kicks his fucking head in
Fuck Off: Piotr Yarn is good.
Matt LaRose: never Yeah, he's nasty.
Fuck Off: He's just no fucking...
Matt LaRose: Merab is just a fucking Terminator, dude.
Fuck Off: Yeah, maybe he can't beat him. Maybe he's...
Matt LaRose: It's what you... It's what is it that you always say is there's always good...
Fuck Off: I say a lot.
Matt LaRose: It's true. You always say that there's amazing fighters that just fight at the wrong time where there's just somebody who's just that much better than them.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: You know, like Pyotr Jan is a nasty fighter, but Marab is just... Marab's fucking unbelievable. Like...
Matt LaRose: I mean, sure, you can beat the guy, but he just never fucking stops. But I think when they fought the last time, Marab was only able to get Pyotr Jan down like two times, I think, or something like that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was like, for some reason, I thought it was a kind of a close fight.
Matt LaRose: It was a super close fight, so... And Yon has fucking beat the fuck out of everybody he's fought since then.
Fuck Off: Yeah. I'm going with Jan in the upset.
Matt LaRose: Alright, maybe you talked me into the Russian. into the russian
Fuck Off: I wouldn't.
Matt LaRose: No?
Fuck Off: No, I think it's a stupid bet. I'm reaching for sure, but I think he's got the capability of beating him on this particular night.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah? Well...
Fuck Off: I'm picking him. By the way, if they fought three times, Merab would probably take it back.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, we'll see. Let's see what happens.
Fuck Off: Let's find out.
Matt LaRose: Let's wait and see.
Fuck Off: Let's just find out.
Matt LaRose: There's going to be... So there's a card next week, and then there's going to be no UFC fights for six weeks.
Fuck Off: Good.
Matt LaRose: It's a little little break before it goes over to Paramount.
Fuck Off: Yeah, because they're free, probably. Dana doesn't want to stack them.
Matt LaRose: Well, they're still going to be doing fights almost every weekend, but I think that they're just doing a... a little break. this said They said this is the longest break for the UFC since COVID.
Matt LaRose: Then the Paramount deal starts. so They announced, they actually, or if you want, actually I can pull it up. They announced the para first couple Paramount cards and they announced that when the Paramount fights start, all the main events are going to now start at nine o'clock instead of 10 o'clock.
Fuck Off: Yeah, i saw that. That's excellent.
Matt LaRose: Which is, yeah, that's outstanding.
Fuck Off: No more bullshit. Tired of the bullshit. Stupid.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, staying up until fucking 2.30 in the morning when there's fucking...
Fuck Off: Stupid. Stop doing it.
Matt LaRose: Paramount MMA. Oh, Paramount UFC.
Matt LaRose: They announced the... ah So the first card... And we'll talk about it more when it...
Fuck Off: I thought, yeah why did yeah ESPN not do this?
Matt LaRose: Because, yeah, they Paramount offered them like fucking a billion... 17 billion dollars or some shit.
Matt LaRose: ESPN sucks now, dude. It's Disney.
Fuck Off: Hadeus pin.
Matt LaRose: And now you can now for the price of less than two, the less than two pay-per-views per year, you can watch every UFC event.
Matt LaRose: Numbered events are if they announced the first numbered event, UFC three 24, uh, January 24th. So after next week's card,
Fuck Off: I saw that. That's Gaethje and Pimblet.
Matt LaRose: You got Gaethje versus Patty for the fucking interim light lightweight championship because your boy fucking Teporia said he's got too much stuff going on in his personal life and he's not going be able to fight in the first quarter of 2025. He's trying to get his life straightened out.
Matt LaRose: So they're doing interim for that is Gaethje versus Pimblit. The co-main event is your girl Kayla Harrison taking on Amanda Nunes.
Matt LaRose: Then you got... ah
Matt LaRose: Sean O'Malley versus Sugar Sean coming back versus what the fuck is this guy's name? Song Yadong.
Fuck Off: Oh really?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I'm going to kill him.
Matt LaRose: And then ah your boy Salsa Boy is taking on Derek the Black Beast Lewis.
Fuck Off: He's too long.
Fuck Off: Oh!
Fuck Off: That's a good fight.
Matt LaRose: And then ah Brendan Allen is taking on ah oh wait is it Brandon Allen? Where's oh, sorry.
Fuck Off: Derek Lewis is going to knock out Salsa Boy, I think.
Matt LaRose: Excuse me. ah Arnold Allen is fighting Gene Silva from the fighting nerds.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: So, yeah, that's the first that's the first card.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's a good fight. Good card. think I don't like the main event, but that should be a co-main.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you only have to have Amanda Nunes versus Juliana Pena. I mean, ah Amanda Nunes versus Kayla Harrison.
Fuck Off: No.
Fuck Off: No, that should be feature. I think they need one more other good card.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Good good fight.
Matt LaRose: Well, you're not going to get it on that one. so
Fuck Off: No, they're not going to give it to me.
Matt LaRose: They're not. But what I like about that is that sets some of these people up, mainly Kayla Harrison. She gets a fight in January, and then that sets her up for the White House guard.
Fuck Off: Against Ronda Rousey.
Matt LaRose: base They said that they're not going to start working on the White House guard until about February. so
Fuck Off: they're going to get Ronda Rousey.
Matt LaRose: I don't think they're going to get Ronda Rousey.
Fuck Off: Be the biggest fight and the only fight to make for Kayla Harrison.
Matt LaRose: You gotta do, uh, you gotta to do, uh, um,
Matt LaRose: who the fuck did I want to watch her fight? Oh, do her versus bullet.
Matt LaRose: That's what you gotta do. You gotta do her versus bullet at the fucking white house.
Fuck Off: I'm okay with that.
Matt LaRose: That's pretty, that's pretty dope, right?
Fuck Off: She's just a lot bigger than Bullet.
Matt LaRose: Well, she is a lot bigger than Bullet, and that's a problem. But Bullet doesn't have to cut weight. She can just fucking spend the next...
Fuck Off: I'm all for it.
Matt LaRose: oh
Fuck Off: I think Bullet wins that fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that would be fucking awesome.
Matt LaRose: Let me see the... I can't find the other one, but the second card or the second UFC afterwards, I'm trying to see where I can find it, um
Matt LaRose: was going to be in Australia, and it was going to be fucking... your boy Volkanovski versus Diego Lopez too.
Matt LaRose: That's so that's like the next week. That's January 31st in Sydney, Austria, Australia,
Matt LaRose: which I thought that was kind of a weak main event too. Like who really gives a fuck about that?
Fuck Off: They're having a lot of fights.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They have a lot of fights. I mean, they fight every fucking weekend, so.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Right, and then when you have a six-week break, that's going to be even more people ready to fight. so And those are, you know, they haven't... There are still going to be fights like every fucking weekend, and they haven't filled out those full cards yet and everything like that.
Fuck Off: They're not even fighting half their stable.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. All the champions and shit.
Matt LaRose: So...
Fuck Off: Well, that'll be great. Patriots have a bye as well.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you said that's this week. Is Wednesday fucking... Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight. Isn't that coming up.
Fuck Off: That might be Saturday, December 4th. When's that?
Matt LaRose: Let me see that that would be this week that today's the second.
Matt LaRose: Jake Paul fight. Next fight. What is Jake Paul's next fight? Oh, December 19. So it's in a couple of weeks.
Fuck Off: Unless this thing is highly rigged, Jake Paul is actually going to die, and I can't wait.
Matt LaRose: I mean, that's what I keep saying is remember what happened to Francis Ngannou when he fought Anthony Joshua?
Fuck Off: ah It's just not. Do you see the size difference in those people?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah, but they said that Anthony Joshua can't weigh more than 245 pounds.
Fuck Off: Great. He's going to have to get in shape.
Fuck Off: He's going to murder this fucking kid, and I can't wait. I'm going to watch it.
Matt LaRose: i mean
Fuck Off: Finally going to watch one of his fights.
Matt LaRose: That's literally, that's what Dana White, that's his he had the exact same reaction. He was like, I'll actually tune in and watch this one. And he kept saying, he's like, that's it's a bad idea to let that kid fight Anthony Joshua.
Fuck Off: It's a bad idea.
Matt LaRose: He just kept saying it's a bad idea.
Fuck Off: if this is If this is on the up and up, this is great.
Fuck Off: He could legitimately kill this kid.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude.
Fuck Off: And I hope he does. I want it to happen so bad. hate these Paul kids.
Matt LaRose: they you're gonna Well, imagine if he knocks out Anthony Joshua.
Fuck Off: There's no fucking way.
Matt LaRose: Well, they said Buster Douglas couldn couldn't knock out Mike Tyson.
Fuck Off: That's because no one was partying with Tyson until 4 a.m. m with five hookers and eight pounds of blow that night.
Fuck Off: Tyson didn't sleep for fucking three straight days leading into that fucking fight.
Matt LaRose: Hey, man, LT used to get it done.
Fuck Off: I think if Tyson only partied for two straight days, he would have gotten it done.
Matt LaRose: John Jones got it done against DC.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah. Speaking of that, how about John Jones and DC going at it again, huh?
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, I heard they might do a grappling thing.
Fuck Off: Why can't DC just shut his mouth? John Jones will kill DC in grappling.
Matt LaRose: You think so? I don't know.
Fuck Off: He's just too big for him.
Matt LaRose: d c DC's an Olympic wrestler.
Fuck Off: Don't care.
Matt LaRose: Also, DC can't wrestle anymore. His back is fucked. He's not going to do that.
Fuck Off: He's old. He's useless.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And he talks too much.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: He's talking about why isn't Jon Jones home with his family on Thanksgiving. Mind your fucking business, dude.
Matt LaRose: ah I mean, that's true. I'm with you on that.
Fuck Off: He just lost his brother, too
Matt LaRose: Speaking speaking ah Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Speaking of fucking Jon Jones, his fucking stablemate, Gable Steveson, had another MMA fight like a week ago.
Matt LaRose: I said to him, did you see that? He fucking... This guy fucking...
Fuck Off: It reminds me of King Kong.
Matt LaRose: stuns a dude with a jab, picks it, does ankle pick, shoots a double leg, puts the guy, the guy's unconscious on his feet, puts him on the ground and fucking smashes him up. This dude is going to be the greatest heavyweight fighter of all time.
Matt LaRose: The wrestling. Did you see him fucking stuff the jab and then shoot a double leg underneath? It was like, it's fucking unbelievable.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's he's a problem.
Matt LaRose: Like, can a dude who's had as little MMA, like, at this point, it's like, had you up how do you not put him in the UFC?
Fuck Off: Yeah, look at Brock Lesnar.
Matt LaRose: He's fucking smoking these fucking people.
Fuck Off: He should be in the UFC, and he should get a title shot.
Matt LaRose: They got to get him.
Fuck Off: He'll kill Aspinall.
Matt LaRose: Can you imagine? I mean, that's the thing, though. Can you move can you be moving this guy too quick, putting him in against Aspinall? You know, put him in against Bam Bam. Give him Tai Tuivasa.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he'll kill him.
Matt LaRose: Actually, honestly, you should put him in against Cirogon.
Fuck Off: He'll kill Cyril Garn.
Matt LaRose: You think so?
Fuck Off: Yeah, he sucks.
Matt LaRose: Cirogon's a big motherfucker, man.
Fuck Off: He's terrible.
Matt LaRose: If he can punch him, they put get punched with a four-ounce glove buy him from a real-ass kickboxer.
Fuck Off: He's going to get his real ass taken down, and that's going to be it.
Matt LaRose: Good. Yeah. I agree with you, but...
Fuck Off: He's going to be tough to beat.
Matt LaRose: He's fucking unbelievable, man. I thought I'd seen it all when he fucking two fights ago, which was three weeks ago, when he knocked the dude out and just vertical jumped over the fucking top rope.
Fuck Off: With a jab.
Matt LaRose: like fucking unbelievable. And then two and a half weeks later, he fights again. So he's now fought back to back, like a couple weeks apart and fucking stuns the dude with a jab. And like, he's been doing it his whole life. Shoots a fucking double leg under it. And just fucking the guy, this guy is like still going, Oh my God, I just got jabbed in the face.
Matt LaRose: And he's in Gable Stevenson's already underneath them. Double leg is the fastest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life. And the guy weighs 260 fucking pounds.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And the problem is there's nobody in the heavyweight division to beat him.
Matt LaRose: yeah there's the that's the thing he will reign supreme forever
Fuck Off: There's no Frank Mir.
Fuck Off: Actually, there is a guy that might beat him. That fucking dude who fucking heel hooks everybody.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah yeah what's his name is uh maybe yeah that's the thing you gotta to put him in the ufc right even if he takes a couple of losses who gives a fuck you know
Fuck Off: That heavyweight.
Fuck Off: He's good. He would beat Gable Stevenson right now.
Fuck Off: I don't know who's going to beat him.
Fuck Off: yeah have to He's going to lose to a heel hook.
Matt LaRose: and so I saw your boy Chris Biggie Boy Barrett or whatever his name is there. He got cut from the UFC and now now he's fighting in karate combat.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Terrible.
Matt LaRose: So he can do his jumping spin kicks and shit like that.
Fuck Off: Against some other guy, too, I saw who used to be here.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the karate combat picks up a lot of the the UFC's sloppy seconds.
Fuck Off: Throwaways.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Fucking cream pie.
Fuck Off: What else we got?
Matt LaRose: filthy. I don't really have anything else. The Bruins are crushing it. How are your badgers, I mean, your ah tigers doing?
Fuck Off: Thankfully they're done. They ended on a high note. They won a couple in a row.
Matt LaRose: I think that's
Fuck Off: But that's picking up. The the championship weekend is this weekend, so there will be a lot of those conference games being played, and then the fucking playoffs will finally be set, and we'll know who's going to play who for the bowl games.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah, I don't even have anything for the, uh, for the badgers or for the, or for the tigers.
Fuck Off: Now they're done.
Matt LaRose: So they're, everybody's all done now, huh?
Fuck Off: Yeah, except for the championship conference games right now.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Wow.
Fuck Off: So they'll do conference championship games this week, and then yeah and then nothing until the but until um New Year's Day or the end of – actually, Christmas, they'll start them.
Matt LaRose: Wow, it really is wintertime, huh?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They'll start their first set of bowl games.
Matt LaRose: I'm excited to, uh,
Fuck Off: It's going be a good playoff system.
Matt LaRose: I had a great time watching football and eating food on Thanksgiving, and I'm very much looking forward to doing it on Christmas as well.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and New Year's.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, fuck yeah.
Fuck Off: So that'll be good.
Fuck Off: What else?
Matt LaRose: Bruins got the Red Wings at 7 tonight.
Fuck Off: I know. i saw that.
Matt LaRose: You know, it's a good time. It's almost hockey season for you.
Fuck Off: Almost, but not quite.
Matt LaRose: It's tough. they They always say wherever the standings fall in the NHL, like around Thanksgiving, is about where you'll be in the when it comes to playoff time.
Matt LaRose: And the Bruins at Thanksgiving were two places out of the wild card, and now less than a week after Thanksgiving, they're second place in the standings.
Matt LaRose: So the the entire Eastern division is all within a couple points of each other, so it's going to be a real...
Fuck Off: I think a lot of injuries really screwed some stuff up for some teams.
Matt LaRose: Well, especially for the Bruins. Yeah, well, the Bruins pasta's out. charlie Your boy Charlie McAvoy is going to be, he's still out indefinitely because he got pucked in the face. But I think, I think, well, I think speaking of better players, Morgan Geeky from the Bruins is like leading the NHL in goals right now.
Fuck Off: Yeah, but I'm talking about better players on other teams.
Fuck Off: Is he really?
Matt LaRose: He's red hot right now. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: It's pretty crazy, but.
Fuck Off: What is he, a forward?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Winger?
Matt LaRose: Mog and Geeky.
Matt LaRose: Currently in second place.
Fuck Off: Manny Pacquiao's son is going to fight.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah? I thought I saw Manny Pacquiao was going to fight, too. Wasn't he doing something?
Fuck Off: Probably. i think he's going to fight his son.
Matt LaRose: No. was Didn't I see he was going to fight Floyd Mayweather again?
Fuck Off: oh That'd be great.
Matt LaRose: i think I thought I saw they were going to do that.
Fuck Off: They should do that. Let them just keep fighting each other every weekend.
Matt LaRose: Floyd Mayweather is awesome. He's the best ever.
Fuck Off: He's right up there.
Matt LaRose: It's pretty unbelievable.
Matt LaRose: You love to hate him, you know?
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's a wife-beating fag.
Matt LaRose: That's all I got. ah
Fuck Off: Guy cannot be hit.
Matt LaRose: ah maybe Maybe he's just really good at parrying her.
Fuck Off: What can you do?
Matt LaRose: What can you do?
Fuck Off: Let's end it on this. no one knows what this is.
Matt LaRose: that's a Let's end it on a high note.
Matt LaRose: More strumming of the guitar. Stad sav.
Fuck Off: I sold my soul for the second time, cause the man don't pay me. I picked my landlord for some more time, said son.
Fuck Off: My theme song.
Matt LaRose: I feel like
Fuck Off: As long as there's a bed beneath the that shine
Matt LaRose: feel like I'm going to have to do a wellness check on you later. You're so sad today.
Fuck Off: I'll be I need a wellness check. That was Noel Gallagher. Oasis just wrapped up their fucking big part of their tour. And they've been, instead of going out and getting lambasted and getting in fistfights like they used to do, they go and they like do sightseeing together.
Fuck Off: Have coffee and some cigarettes.
Matt LaRose: Oh, that's nice. That sounds nice.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the brothers are back. The brothers Gallagher.
Matt LaRose: Hey. The boys are back in town.
Fuck Off: The boys are back in town.
Matt LaRose: Well, hopefully you don't kill yourself after i stop recording this.
Fuck Off: I'm going directly to the tub.
