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Infinite Abyss Episode 72: Sad Sav
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The boys are back this week with Sav's report live from Monday Night Football, UFC 323, is Matty out of touch with turkey and James Bond? and so much more!!
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Emotional Rollercoaster and Burnout
00:00:20
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:00:36
Fuck Off
But I tried to make it Sunday, but I got so damn depressed. That I set my sights on Monday, and I got myself on grass.
00:00:50
Fuck Off
I ain't ready for the altar, but I do agree there's times when woman sure can be a friend of mine.
00:01:05
Matt LaRose
Wow, that's great song for a rainy day.
00:01:10
Fuck Off
I want to slice my wrist. I want to just go into the tub, play the Smiths, and slice my wrist the long way.
00:01:20
Matt LaRose
ah
00:01:21
Fuck Off
Pull some horse chick shit.
00:01:24
Matt LaRose
This is a road I've traveled.
00:01:27
Fuck Off
I don't know what the deal is. I'm in a downward spiral, dawg.
00:01:31
Matt LaRose
going on, pal? i wasn't i This is not what I was expecting from you today.
00:01:34
Fuck Off
i was in i I don't know. I'm burnt out, I guess. I was all jacked up up until about an hour ago, and then the fucking
00:01:42
Matt LaRose
you hit a wall.
00:01:43
Fuck Off
the wheels fell off.
00:01:45
Matt LaRose
Man. I thought we were going to be, I was excited to record you at a big night last night. I thought we were going to be coming in hot.
Subaru's Winter Performance
00:01:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, no.
00:01:53
Matt LaRose
And my, my poor guy looks like he's fucking got one foot in the gravy and the other one on a banana peel.
00:02:00
Fuck Off
I might. I don't know what the deal is. Maybe maybe I was out too late because I'm old.
00:02:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's a, it's a great day for depression. So maybe that's just, everything's kicking in. It's, been a gray, rainy, raw day out to it.
00:02:14
Fuck Off
This is usually where I get my energy from.
00:02:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, maybe you're...
00:02:18
Fuck Off
Other people's misery.
00:02:20
Matt LaRose
Maybe you're not that guy anymore.
00:02:22
Fuck Off
ha It's hard to imagine.
00:02:25
Matt LaRose
Maybe you're revolving. Or devolving.
00:02:27
Fuck Off
Revolving.
00:02:29
Matt LaRose
Devolving.
00:02:32
Fuck Off
Revolver, great fucking great stay of the movie.
00:02:32
Matt LaRose
the
00:02:35
Fuck Off
Check it out, Aqualad.
00:02:38
Matt LaRose
I was thinking ah Revolver Great Rage Against the Machine song. off their sophomore album evil empire hey revolvers don't mothers make good fathers
00:02:45
Fuck Off
Revolver, great Japanese flick about a chick hit woman as well. Check it out, Aqualad.
00:02:57
Fuck Off
I think so. They also drive Subarus.
00:03:01
Matt LaRose
well i'll tell you what my subaru was uh
00:03:05
Fuck Off
Can't say that word too loud around here.
00:03:06
Matt LaRose
prepared that's true my Subaru is prepared for the winter I put my winter spec tires on over the weekend and got her ready to go ah just in time for the inclement weather
00:03:24
Fuck Off
That's it. It's all set.
00:03:25
Matt LaRose
ready to go baby I don't like my winter tires as much as my summer tires but I sure do like them when it's snowing and icy and slushy and shitty out so they're They're a little bit heavy. They're a steel wheel with a bigger sidewall tire, so they're a little bit heavier, a little bit more rotating mass on each corner, if you know what I'm saying.
00:03:47
Fuck Off
Is that what's going to give you the L4 traction you're looking for?
00:03:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the all-wheel drive, symmetrical all-wheel drive traction.
00:03:56
Fuck Off
Symmetrical, asymmetrical, whatever it takes.
00:03:59
Matt LaRose
Anything that you need.
00:04:01
Fuck Off
Whatever it takes.
00:04:02
Matt LaRose
we're We're fluid here, pal. It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru. It's it's love.
00:04:07
Fuck Off
You're gender fluid for sure.
00:04:10
Matt LaRose
Or just love. um I radiate pure love to you.
00:04:13
Fuck Off
Yes. You're definitely radiating.
00:04:17
Matt LaRose
What's up,
Thanksgiving Traditions and Culinary Debates
00:04:18
Matt LaRose
everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, Sav Nasty.
00:04:26
Fuck Off
Sav nasty.
00:04:28
Matt LaRose
A somber Sav Nasty after a busy Turkey Day weekend. We didn't record last week because it was a goddamn American holiday.
00:04:39
Fuck Off
It's about as American as it can get.
00:04:43
Matt LaRose
I made a...
00:04:43
Fuck Off
What's more American than showing up to someone's shit, partying with them, banging their chicks, and then kicking them out?
00:04:51
Matt LaRose
Don't forget you gotta take a big old dump in the toilet before you leave.
00:04:55
Fuck Off
Why? We're staying. fucking I'm not going to take a Domino to La Maya. I'm going to pack up their wagons and send them chucking.
00:05:03
Matt LaRose
Do you think it's criminal to not eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
00:05:10
Matt LaRose
Am I out of touch?
00:05:11
Fuck Off
Here's the deal. My um parents did not. They went with the old prime rib porchetta and rabbit with um lasagna.
00:05:20
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:05:26
Matt LaRose
I love a nice lasagna. See, I went I did a nice sauce for Thanksgiving this year.
00:05:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, I always do a little sauce on the side with some ravioli myself, but I always make a turkey. However, here's the thing. a little bit of 411, all you people who have Google machines out there, go ahead and check me.
00:05:45
Fuck Off
ah Turkeys weren't even served at the very first Thanksgiving.
00:05:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm a notorious turkey hater and people got me second questioning, second guessing myself that maybe I'm out of touch and I need to fucking just shut up and eat my fucking turkey on Thanksgiving.
00:06:02
Fuck Off
Well, you don't need to make a whole turkey anymore either. You get a nice turkey breast
00:06:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:07
Fuck Off
Fucking brine the shit out of that and then make sandos out of it all week after.
00:06:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:11
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:06:11
Matt LaRose
I'll smother that in some gravy. You know, I do like turkey smothered in gravy. That is true. Yeah, maybe I'm out of touch.
00:06:23
Fuck Off
I think you should just reset maybe your priorities.
00:06:26
Matt LaRose
Maybe I'm the asshole.
00:06:28
Fuck Off
In New England, you're an asshole.
00:06:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But also, New England is full of assholes.
00:06:34
Fuck Off
I hate New England.
00:06:35
Matt LaRose
They're fucking terrible. It just keeps getting worse.
00:06:37
Fuck Off
I hate everybody here.
00:06:38
Matt LaRose
I never thought I'd say it, but it just keeps getting worse.
Political Frustrations and Culinary Creations
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Fuck Off
I hate these people.
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Matt LaRose
What do you mean, that what do you mean new people?
00:06:46
Fuck Off
All of them. Fucking, I hate liberals. I hate them.
00:06:54
Matt LaRose
how do you control alt delete them off the face of the planet can you do that yeah
00:06:57
Fuck Off
That's the thing. It's like people that I know are actual liberals. It's hard to even look at them anymore. I have good friends that are just hard libs and I'm like, you disgust me.
00:07:09
Fuck Off
You're so stupid.
00:07:11
Matt LaRose
you're such a bitch I couldn't agree more pal
00:07:13
Fuck Off
And you have so much money. It irritates me.
00:07:21
Matt LaRose
especially in your industry.
00:07:24
Fuck Off
There are a lot of douchebags in my industry.
00:07:28
Matt LaRose
I'm fucking looking at one of them, you know,
00:07:30
Fuck Off
Tell me about it.
00:07:34
Matt LaRose
Richie, my boy, uh, reporting live from the live from the field. In two days, we have three deer down and, uh, and in Western Connecticut, Douglas, Massachusetts area.
00:07:47
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:07:48
Matt LaRose
So, getting a big old, big old pull this season so far.
00:07:52
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:07:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or Eastern Connecticut, I guess would be the not Western.
00:07:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, I went up to Maine a couple weeks ago. I bagged one.
00:08:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:02
Matt LaRose
It's good. My, uh, my sauce that I made on, here's what I did for Thanksgiving. I made a sauce in my crock pot, right?
00:08:10
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. Mm.
00:08:11
Matt LaRose
This sauce can sit. I made it. i was making a, what I like to call a meat sauce.
00:08:16
Fuck Off
m
00:08:18
Matt LaRose
this meat sauce that I made had two dozen meatballs made at the meat market in Wisconsin that I froze and brought back in my Yeti for, uh, sweet Italian sausages from the meat market in Wisconsin, uh, for,
00:08:43
Matt LaRose
Or no, not four, three or 1.3 pounds of boneless pork rib.
00:08:52
Fuck Off
And that's what's going to give you your meat sauce right there. That's going to chunk up into little splinters. It's beautiful.
00:08:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. And then what I did to compliment that. was I had one pound of sweet venison sausage that my boy who happens to go out and shoot some deer gave me.
00:09:10
Matt LaRose
And that was just like, that was not in a casing. So I just broke up little pieces of it and just, just let that melt into the sauce is fucking unbelievable, man.
00:09:16
Fuck Off
Delicious.
00:09:22
Fuck Off
That's a good sauce.
00:09:25
Matt LaRose
That's how I make my saw. Plus, you know, about 17 pounds of garlic, all the seasonings, the whole deal, you know,
00:09:32
Fuck Off
I made mousse frittata.
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
but
00:09:36
Fuck Off
The old frittata.
00:09:37
Matt LaRose
free Tata free data.
00:09:38
Fuck Off
And I made it with mousse. In Italian we call it frittata. Frittata. But these libs call it frittatas. Just like they call fucking friendlies fraps frappes.
00:09:49
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Frappe.
00:09:51
Fuck Off
Fucking homos.
00:09:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's the world we live in, pal.
00:09:54
Fuck Off
I don't even know if I can say this shit anymore. I don't care.
00:09:56
Matt LaRose
You can say anything. I mean, you just said it. Remember Richie, we're pirate radio.
00:10:03
Fuck Off
I don't feel much like a pirate.
00:10:07
Matt LaRose
You need an eye patch, man.
00:10:09
Fuck Off
i almost I do need one. i don't know if you can tell I have gee burn on the whole left side of my face.
00:10:14
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah? You been doing some rolling of jiu-jitsu?
00:10:16
Fuck Off
No, not really. Just once.
00:10:19
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah? when did your When did you roll?
00:10:20
Fuck Off
Got my face all torqued up.
00:10:21
Matt LaRose
That sounds good.
00:10:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was gay for sure.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
I did my annual ah turkey burn Muay Thai pads class on Thanksgiving morning at 9
00:10:37
Fuck Off
Hmm. Hmm.
00:10:37
Matt LaRose
I had 16 people in my class. was fucking, it was a bump in class.
00:10:40
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:10:43
Fuck Off
Bump City.
00:10:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You know, it's a good time.
00:10:48
Matt LaRose
So it was a good holiday. It was a good Thanksgiving.
00:10:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, it feels like it's almost continuing. Like I'm already ready to just take shut it down for the year.
00:10:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm ready to just, um I'm fully accepting Christmas this year. And like when I'm at work, so many people have so much time off that like, here's the deal. We're going to get you what we can get you, but it's Christmas time, so we'll get there.
00:11:13
Matt LaRose
you know It's the end of the year. go fuck yourselves. okay
00:11:17
Fuck Off
This is when you're supposed to be on top of it.
00:11:20
Matt LaRose
yeah We're already on top of it. We're doing a great job. It's Christmas time. Go fuck yourselves.
00:11:25
Fuck Off
We have people working late for Christmas for sure.
00:11:28
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:11:29
Fuck Off
This is their Super Bowl.
00:11:31
Matt LaRose
we've been working I've been working mad overtime every day for a while now. getting up at three 30 in the morning, starting work at four 30 in the morning, you know, just fucking, that's what we do, pal.
00:11:41
Fuck Off
That's just dumb.
00:11:45
Fuck Off
That's awful.
00:11:47
Matt LaRose
I'm a hustler. I hustle, but
00:11:48
Fuck Off
Good for you. I can't do that. I would have to be in bed now.
00:11:54
Matt LaRose
yeah, I've been going to bed lately. Uh, if I'm in bed after eight, that's a late night,
00:12:04
Matt LaRose
but you know,
00:12:05
Fuck Off
You know, you got to get it.
00:12:06
Matt LaRose
Getting that OT, baby. You know how we do.
00:12:10
Fuck Off
Take it where you can get it.
00:12:12
Matt LaRose
It's Christmas time. Bought myself a little Christmas present the other day. you know
00:12:16
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. Ready? Ready?
00:12:17
Matt LaRose
couple little, couple well, Black Friday the best time to buy. i bought a, you'll actually like this. Number one, I bought a rear sway bar for the old Z28. Because that model actually came stock with a rear sway bar in it in my car.
00:12:35
Matt LaRose
Someone took the rear sway bar out of it and never put it back in. So I'm going to put a nice, a nice thick sway bar in the back and the rear, if you know what i'm saying.
00:12:46
Matt LaRose
And then what you really be proud of me for, I bought a lazy boy.
00:12:53
Matt LaRose
I bought a, so I bought a recliner.
00:12:54
Fuck Off
to be To be lazier?
00:12:54
Matt LaRose
because Well, my chair that I currently am using right now is falling apart.
00:13:00
Fuck Off
All right, so you're upgrading.
00:13:01
Matt LaRose
So I'm upgrading my, uh, my,
00:13:03
Fuck Off
Does it have the massager in it and shit?
00:13:05
Matt LaRose
i didn't go I didn't go full bougie cunt. I just bought a nice one that just flips out on its own. But I was looking at the different ones that you know you can adjust the back, of adjust the lumbar, put your feet up and do it. But it was even on Black Friday, they were too rich for my blood.
00:13:21
Fuck Off
So does yours still get your feet up?
00:13:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:13:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:25
Matt LaRose
I bought a nice Richie. You'd it. bought We'll start with one.
00:13:29
Fuck Off
You should have bought two.
00:13:31
Matt LaRose
yeah what of life yeah you know i bought one we'll start with one
00:13:37
Matt LaRose
That was my big Black Friday extravaganza. I sat in so many fucking recliners between the Lazy Boy store and the fucking Bob's Discount furniture.
00:13:48
Fuck Off
I wouldn't have gotten up.
00:13:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:51
Fuck Off
Where'd you end up doing it, lazy boy?
00:13:53
Matt LaRose
Lazy Boy, yeah. The ones at Bob's were nice, but they were for the amount of money that I would... was I wasn't really saving a lot of money by not getting the Lazy Boy and like the buttons and everything on all the Bob's ones felt real cheap.
00:14:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, you're better off.
00:14:08
Matt LaRose
So I fucking bought a nice little fucking...
00:14:12
Fuck Off
When's that coming?
00:14:13
Matt LaRose
It's come a couple weeks. Hopefully the week before Christmas. But they said the warehouse is pretty busy.
00:14:16
Fuck Off
Well, then you get your gift early.
00:14:18
Matt LaRose
We'll see. so And I was... Ma Dukes is in town. So I was out there with Ma. We went and hit the old olive garden afterwards. Got a little OG.
00:14:27
Fuck Off
Wow. Bottomless fucking salad?
00:14:28
Matt LaRose
I'll We each got some fettuccine. How do you say that in Italian?
00:14:34
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:14:35
Matt LaRose
Some fettuccine.
00:14:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, just like that. and At the Olive Garden for sure.
00:14:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I got some fettuccine with some broccolia and some bachicana.
00:14:46
Matt LaRose
Bottomless fucking salad and breadsticks.
00:14:48
Fuck Off
Man, they do make a good salad.
00:14:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you can't go wrong with it. It was fucking...
00:14:53
Fuck Off
I haven't had their salad in fucking 20 years.
00:14:56
Matt LaRose
It's good shit. we were so We were in your neck of the woods over there and it was everywhere was fucking so busy.
00:15:01
Fuck Off
They have an Olive Garden here?
00:15:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, right? It's shopper's world. It's been there forever.
00:15:09
Matt LaRose
You know where like Best Buy and Hobby Lobby and Mike, not Michael's fucking World Mart and all that.
00:15:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, PetSmart, yeah.
00:15:15
Matt LaRose
This is compelling radio. But that's ah yeah, that's where ah there's the Olive Garden right there. There used to be a Friday's there too, I think. But the Friday's.
00:15:24
Fuck Off
Never even fucking noticed it.
00:15:24
Matt LaRose
gone Come on, guy.
00:15:27
Fuck Off
I'm at PetSmart all the time.
00:15:28
Matt LaRose
When you yeah, we'll swing by the Olive Garden, dude.
00:15:31
Fuck Off
Why would I do that?
00:15:32
Matt LaRose
Because when you're there, you're family.
00:15:35
Fuck Off
Oh, great. When I'm there, I'm a bottomless pit.
00:15:39
Matt LaRose
Getting a nice little fucking tour of Italy.
00:15:43
Fuck Off
That happens every night.
00:15:45
Matt LaRose
that's You can't go wrong with just fucking hammering out some fucking Olive Garden.
00:15:49
Fuck Off
I'm going to hammer out some moose tonight. I took out some moose loin.
00:15:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Nice. I like a nice loin.
00:15:55
Fuck Off
It's the end of my moose. I just figured I'd roll it through the end of Christmas here.
00:15:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Use it up.
00:16:01
Fuck Off
Delicious.
00:16:02
Matt LaRose
Use it up, baby. Tis the season.
00:16:03
Fuck Off
No, it's just all of venison.
00:16:06
Matt LaRose
Well, that's a good problem to have.
00:16:07
Fuck Off
It's a good problem I have.
00:16:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. and us
00:16:11
Fuck Off
Not much I know.
00:16:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:15
Matt LaRose
You going to go back up in Maine again this year? You're done for the year.
00:16:18
Fuck Off
I have to go get my meat.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
I bet you do, Chucky.
00:16:22
Fuck Off
I don't know if I'm ready to make any traveling plans.
00:16:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, it ain't going nowhere, right?
00:16:28
Fuck Off
No, that's the thing. Where are they going to go at this point?
00:16:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:32
Fuck Off
Sticking in a freezer.
00:16:34
Matt LaRose
Stick it in the freezer. Stick it up your bum. Who gives a fuck?
00:16:36
Fuck Off
They're not running for me anymore.
00:16:38
Matt LaRose
That's right.
00:16:41
Fuck Off
It's 420.
00:16:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, hold on. Let me hit my vape. Cheers, brother.
00:16:45
Fuck Off
Thank you. Cheers to you.
Football Recap and Criticisms
00:16:50
Matt LaRose
Richie, I've been excited to talk to you about this because
00:16:56
Matt LaRose
I don't think there's any other podcast, especially in the definitely not in the New England area where you can have someone who is boots on the ground at Monday night football last night.
00:17:11
Matt LaRose
And then the very next day, be telling what happened. You know what I mean? no other No other podcast in this region is going to have this kind of coverage.
00:17:18
Fuck Off
and no wish
00:17:22
Fuck Off
No, nobody.
00:17:24
Matt LaRose
So tell me, last night you were at Monday Night Football live at Gillette Stadium versus the Pats versus the Giants, which got to tell you, as you know, I've been going to bed real early, so I didn't watch the game, but I saw a couple of highlights that I just can't wait to talk to you about.
00:17:27
Fuck Off
I was. I did.
00:17:39
Fuck Off
I hope one of them was about Jackson Dart not getting out of bounds.
00:17:43
Matt LaRose
Is that the guy that got a fucking cruise missile hit from the side?
00:17:47
Fuck Off
That was so fucking awesome.
00:17:49
Matt LaRose
That was awesome. That's my, see, this is the thing. I stopped watching football for a bunch of years because it got fucking lame. And now they're hitting each other like this again. And I'm all about it, man.
00:18:00
Matt LaRose
Then they get the big scruffle afterwards because the giant guys want to, I mean, as far as I'm concerned, that was a legal hit, but then the,
00:18:06
Fuck Off
It was 1000% legal. The kid never tried to get out of bounds. He took a shoulder right to his fucking solar plexus and that was that.
00:18:15
Matt LaRose
and went fucking flying and then the other giant oh really oh so this is a question i was going to ask is was is that guy like is he their quarterback oh man oh man that's awesome hey fuck it man he's fucking yeah that was dumb on him he should have fucking bailed five yards
00:18:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he's had four king he's already had four concussions this year.
00:18:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:18:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. And he had missed the last two weeks due to a concussion.
00:18:35
Fuck Off
Well, he said this is how he's always played. He's not going to change his style. And they're like, bro, you're in the NFL now. You'll change your style or you'll be eating vegetable soup.
00:18:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're literally going to be eating through a straw.
00:18:45
Fuck Off
He's not going to last very long.
00:18:47
Matt LaRose
That was it. Then the other guys from the Giants tried to get in a fight and everything like that. It was awesome.
00:18:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, I thought there was, you know what sucks though? Games are, it's almost impossible to get excited at a game. Because, you know, you're all pumped up, shit happens. And after every time there's a play or a whistle, you're waiting to see, oh is there a flag?
00:19:11
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:19:12
Fuck Off
Oh, is that a penalty? Holy shit, what a hit. Is that a penalty?
00:19:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:16
Fuck Off
And you're thinking that more than going nuts, and it sucks because the refs have involved themselves so much in the games. And they did it here, too, yesterday. After that play, they were like, ah, it was the next series, I think.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
And they called an absolute bullshit fucking unnecessary roughness personal foul on us. We hit the dude legally. They said he used his helmet.
00:19:41
Fuck Off
He did not. and And then that led to the Giants' touchdown.
00:19:42
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, I saw that hit.
00:19:45
Fuck Off
And, like, that's the kind of shit that turns a game right there. And it almost did. We were stuck for a second. That's when it was, like, 17 to – what was it? Seven or four – 17 to seven, I think.
00:19:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:56
Fuck Off
And – And then it's like, all right, well, then we sputter out and they come back. But it takes away all the momentum to the game. It takes away the fans' um enjoyment out of stuff because everyone's just looking around.
00:20:10
Fuck Off
is there a flag? Is there a flag?
00:20:11
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:20:11
Fuck Off
Is there a penalty? Did that count? Did his feet get down? Because even the touchdowns that happened, they were so sick. We were right on the – probably like the 15-yard line, I guess.
00:20:25
Fuck Off
ah Just about 10 rows up. It's pretty awesome seats.
00:20:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:29
Fuck Off
And I was able to see. So the touchdown to Williams happened on the opposite side of us, but you could see it develop. You saw him run past everyone. You're like, he's open. And you just, the the catch was sick.
00:20:43
Fuck Off
And then the same thing with booty. You couldn't tell if his feet were down on one of them, but the Marcus smart punt return was awesome because he caught it and he ran right at me.
00:20:51
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, that was, i saw that. Cool.
00:20:55
Fuck Off
And I said, no, no, turn it up. And he was like, oh, right. And then he cut and he went up and he bolted down that sideline right in front of it.
00:21:03
Matt LaRose
He was like, you got it, Sav Nasty.
00:21:05
Fuck Off
And that was that. He took it to the his out.
00:21:08
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. I saw that. That was nasty.
00:21:11
Fuck Off
I told Mikey.
00:21:12
Matt LaRose
That motherfucker's got a set of wheels, man.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's he's the only this. I think he's the third person in NFL history to have two seasons in a row with.
00:21:25
Fuck Off
a touchdown return for an interception, an interception touchdown return and a punt return for a touchdown.
00:21:32
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:21:33
Fuck Off
Like Deion Sanders was one of the last ones to do it.
00:21:36
Matt LaRose
You look like he was running. Like when he's running, he looks, it looks like the video is sped up the way his legs move and shit. Like it looks like fast forward.
00:21:43
Fuck Off
And he's quick and he's little, but man, there were a shit ton of giant fans there, which was great because you get to troll them the whole time.
00:21:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:52
Matt LaRose
Really? That's awesome. You love to see it.
00:21:54
Fuck Off
Wow, you guys if you guys cut out now, you might be able to get home before bedtime.
00:21:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. the
00:21:59
Fuck Off
Meanwhile, it was like 30 to nothing at the half.
00:22:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:02
Fuck Off
30 to 7, I think.
00:22:03
Matt LaRose
Like, listen, man, if you these these parking lots, once they people start leaving it, they're a real bitch to get out of. You're going to want to get out of here now.
00:22:11
Fuck Off
What a drubbing they took. It was great.
00:22:13
Matt LaRose
Good thing you spent all this money to come up all the way up here on a Monday night.
00:22:18
Fuck Off
It was fantastic, man.
Patriots' Strategies and Cultural Resurgence
00:22:20
Fuck Off
Pats looked good. It was most their most complete win of the season with defense played well.
00:22:25
Matt LaRose
They are just on an absolute fucking heater, man.
00:22:26
Fuck Off
the They set the tone.
00:22:30
Fuck Off
Unbelievable. They now are the first team to hit 11 wins.
00:22:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:35
Fuck Off
they're a half Technically, they're a half game up right now.
00:22:39
Matt LaRose
Got the Bills on Sunday at home, 1 o'clock.
00:22:42
Fuck Off
They have a bye.
00:22:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:22:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, so they'll have a bye, and then Denver will catch up to the game.
00:22:45
Matt LaRose
The Bills game is in two weeks?
00:22:47
Fuck Off
So we'll see if Denver ends up tying our mark or not at 11. And then it's just a matter of a race. Then we have Buffalo after the bye week.
00:22:56
Matt LaRose
oh Oh, I don't know. I saw the schedule today, but I didn't look at the date. I just assumed they were playing next week.
00:23:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, man, there are still like five games left, so there's still a lot of football to be played.
00:23:06
Matt LaRose
Damn. Perfect time a year for a bye week, too.
00:23:08
Fuck Off
And
00:23:10
Matt LaRose
It's like, fuck it.
00:23:10
Fuck Off
I came at a great time for them because they're hurt.
00:23:12
Matt LaRose
Later in the season, everybody gets an extra, yeah.
00:23:13
Fuck Off
They're tired.
00:23:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You can come back and really lock it down for the last couple games of the season.
00:23:20
Fuck Off
And you have two weeks to prepare for Buffalo right now, which is a huge thing because it's going to be an important game for them.
00:23:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:27
Fuck Off
I don't anticipate them winning, but if they do, it's fucking awesome.
00:23:32
Matt LaRose
it here or is it in Buffalo? Yeah.
00:23:35
Fuck Off
It's here.
00:23:36
Matt LaRose
Either no matter where it is, it would be awesome if it was like a really shitty fucking snow, like, you know what i mean? Like, or or like a day like today.
00:23:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, we beat them that first game there.
00:23:47
Matt LaRose
oh I hope because I will be watching from the warmth of my couch and fireplace. I hope they play that game in a day like today.
00:23:57
Fuck Off
Well, they're used to it, too. But you'd love to see fucking, I don't know, Indy come here.
00:24:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, so Baltimore we're playing. That's going to be a tough game, I think, when we play in potentially. Buffalo could be tough, but we're coming off of the bye week. I mean, that's really a winnable game. We could win four of our last five.
00:24:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Miami's the last game. And then the jets, they're fucking terrible. Yeah. So there's four games left. The bills, the Ravens, the jets and the dolphins.
00:24:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, so three of them are in the AFC East, that and we have to we have to win it, two of the three, to to win the East.
00:24:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:38
Matt LaRose
Very cool. Man, the fucking Patriots football is back.
00:24:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, they look good.
00:24:47
Matt LaRose
The Cowboys have been pulling fucking wins out of their asses.
00:24:51
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:24:52
Matt LaRose
You know, how about them Cowboys, Richie?
00:24:54
Fuck Off
It's great. Just enough for people to talk about them again so they can lose. It's fantastic.
00:24:59
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah, go Cowboys. Let's go. The 90s are back.
00:25:03
Fuck Off
They are back.
00:25:04
Matt LaRose
Give me Jimmy Johnson.
00:25:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, the 90s are back everywhere.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
Everywhere, dog.
00:25:14
Fuck Off
Celtics suck. Bees are okay.
00:25:16
Matt LaRose
Mullets are back.
00:25:20
Fuck Off
The Washington Bullets?
00:25:20
Matt LaRose
ah with No, mullets.
00:25:23
Fuck Off
Oh, Mullets.
00:25:24
Matt LaRose
Mullets are so back, dude.
00:25:26
Fuck Off
Really?
00:25:27
Matt LaRose
ever Dude, if if you keep your fucking head on a swivel, dear friend, you're going to start seeing a lot of fucking mullets.
00:25:34
Fuck Off
So stupid.
00:25:35
Matt LaRose
They're everywhere, dude. All the young kids are doing mullets. Even if they have short hair, they're shaving the sides of their head. Oh yeah.
00:25:42
Fuck Off
Well, they do that down south.
00:25:42
Matt LaRose
It's like oh yeah.
00:25:44
Fuck Off
It's just never left.
00:25:45
Matt LaRose
Well, they're doing it up here now.
00:25:48
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:25:51
Fuck Off
Terrible. Everything just goes around in a cycle.
00:25:54
Matt LaRose
It's cyclical.
00:25:57
Fuck Off
Stick around long enough, you see it all.
00:25:59
Matt LaRose
Think about it. Everybody loves Limp Bizkit again.
00:26:02
Fuck Off
Everybody loves Raymond.
00:26:04
Matt LaRose
Everybody loves Raymond. The King of Queens.
00:26:08
Fuck Off
He's got a new movie out with Reacher Guy.
00:26:10
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
Movie Preferences and Upcoming Releases
00:26:12
Fuck Off
He has a buddy movie.
00:26:14
Matt LaRose
Speaking of movies, Richie,
00:26:15
Fuck Off
ah It's so great how it just slides right in naturally.
00:26:19
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie.
00:26:20
Fuck Off
Who cares?
00:26:22
Matt LaRose
I watched two movies back to back.
00:26:23
Fuck Off
Ernest goes to camp.
00:26:26
Matt LaRose
Ernest goes to camp is good shit.
00:26:27
Fuck Off
I bet it is, Chuck.
00:26:29
Matt LaRose
I watched casino Royale.
00:26:32
Fuck Off
Oh. yeah i'm already i'm already I can already tell you're I'm disgusted in you already.
00:26:34
Matt LaRose
right
00:26:39
Matt LaRose
Just, I just don't, I don't get what the big deal is. It's, You chase a guy up in a crane. You do a bunch of parkour. Why are we doing parkour? Then we chase a guy up in a up in a crane.
00:26:50
Matt LaRose
Why are you going chase a guy up in a crane? There's only one place he can go is up. He's not going to go anywhere else.
00:26:55
Fuck Off
Y'all know, he can go down.
00:26:56
Matt LaRose
but Then you've got parkour. Yeah, but you can watch him go down. You don't even have to chase him. Like, dude, I can totally see where you're going right now. And then I've got to do some more parkour. And then what is all this it's all about? It's ah it's a fucking card game.
00:27:10
Matt LaRose
That's what we're doing. We're playing a card game.
00:27:12
Fuck Off
It's a pretty good game.
00:27:14
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I just thought it ripped off Austin Powers. They was like they like they played a card they played a card game in that movie.
00:27:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, for sure. 100%.
00:27:21
Matt LaRose
and that's it And honestly, that's a better spy movie than this movie was. And then I watched Quantum of Solace and I was like, what the fuck is this movie? like
00:27:30
Fuck Off
And you didn't like either one of those.
00:27:31
Matt LaRose
My brain just shut off. I mean, the the other one was alright. It was okay. But it wasn't ever anything to write home about. and I guess maybe I'm not a maybe i'm not a James Bond guy
00:27:42
Fuck Off
Evidently, you're not.
00:27:43
Matt LaRose
But here's what I am going to do.
00:27:45
Fuck Off
What are you going to do?
00:27:46
Matt LaRose
I'm going to watch the next two because I don't really care for a James Bond movie, but i did some research and the next one has Harvair Bardem in it.
00:27:57
Fuck Off
Javier, yes.
00:27:58
Matt LaRose
And I like that guy. And then the one after it has my favorite actor, Christoph Waltz. in it so I'll watch those two movies because I like the actors.
00:28:06
Fuck Off
What are those two?
00:28:08
Matt LaRose
One of them is Spectre and the other one is
00:28:11
Fuck Off
you didn't watch them in order.
00:28:13
Matt LaRose
No, I did. I watched the first.
00:28:14
Fuck Off
ah you are watching them in order.
00:28:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, watching them in order.
00:28:15
Fuck Off
Okay.
00:28:17
Matt LaRose
The next one is the one that has Harvey Bardem in it. No time to kill or something or some fucking thing. Maybe I just made that up in my head.
00:28:28
Matt LaRose
But.
00:28:29
Fuck Off
So after this is done, you're going on to which one?
00:28:32
Matt LaRose
I'm looking. I'm going to look it up right now.
00:28:34
Fuck Off
there was like There were three series we talked about. You saw John Wick.
00:28:39
Matt LaRose
i've seen well i haven't seen the last the last like I haven't seen the ballerina and the John Wick before that.
00:28:46
Fuck Off
oh You don't need to watch Ballerina, but I watched it. The last John Wick was the best John Wick outside of the first John Wick.
00:28:54
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:28:54
Fuck Off
but but So you've seen that. and Reacher, did you see Reacher?
00:28:57
Matt LaRose
I've seen...
00:28:59
Matt LaRose
That's the one with Tom Cruise.
00:29:01
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
I watched that one a while ago.
00:29:03
Fuck Off
So there were two of those.
00:29:04
Matt LaRose
I watched the first one of that because he has like a Chevelle, right? Oh, so this... so so Okay, hold on.
00:29:12
Fuck Off
There was the James Bond one, and there was one other one we talked about. There was a series. Oh, the Mission Impossible. Have you seen those?
00:29:21
Matt LaRose
I made it to like Fallout and I was like, these movies are fucking...
00:29:24
Fuck Off
that's like the last one, isn't it?
00:29:26
Matt LaRose
No, or or no, not Fallout. I made it to like number five and everybody says, oh, this is when they finally start getting good.
00:29:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, right. So got to finish those up.
00:29:37
Matt LaRose
Ugh. They're just fucking terrible movies.
00:29:39
Fuck Off
Evidently, you don't like movies.
00:29:41
Matt LaRose
I like good movies.
00:29:44
Fuck Off
Not really.
00:29:45
Matt LaRose
ah Skyfall.
00:29:49
Fuck Off
Skyfall. You saw that.
00:29:49
Matt LaRose
I have to watch. No, I haven't watched that.
00:29:52
Fuck Off
Oh, Skyfall's good.
00:29:53
Matt LaRose
I watched Quantum Solace. That just my brain.
00:29:55
Fuck Off
I thought Quantum of Solace was good, but Skyfall really picks it up.
00:30:00
Matt LaRose
Skyfall. Yeah, Skyfall has Harvair Bardem in it, Naomi Harris, and Ralph Fiennes in it. And then the one after that is Spectre, and that has Christoph Waltz in it.
00:30:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, those are both really good.
00:30:16
Matt LaRose
So I'm going to still watch those ones, even though these movies are just exhaustingly terrible.
00:30:22
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you this much. If you want to watch a good spy movie, you should watch Austin Powers. And if you want to watch a good... James Bond movie the best James Bond movie of all time is The Rock starring Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage and you can argue you can try and argue that with me but you know that that's not that that is correct
00:30:48
Fuck Off
I don't think James Bond was on Alcatraz.
00:30:51
Matt LaRose
yeah speaking of movies Richie oh yeah do you want to go first okay The Amateur is a...
00:30:56
Fuck Off
I saw a couple of movies.
00:31:00
Fuck Off
No.
00:31:03
Fuck Off
I love this movie.
00:31:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:31:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, with Remy Malek.
00:31:07
Matt LaRose
Yes, The Amateur is a 2025 spy thriller starring Rami Malek, Laurence Fishburne, John Barenthal, and Holt McCallany. See, this already sounds like a better movie than the other one.
00:31:21
Matt LaRose
At least has a great cast. Charles Heller, played by Rami Malek, is a CIA analyst that sorts data and talks to sources through his computer. His wife goes on a business trip to London and is tragically killed in a hostage situation at a hotel.
00:31:39
Matt LaRose
Heller's boss, played by Holt McCallany, assures him that they will find the people who killed his wife and hold them responsible. Heller eventually decides to try and find his wife's killers himself in exact revenge, much to the sweet chagrin of his bosses.
00:31:57
Matt LaRose
This movie was okay. It's your typical nerd-tries-to-take-on-the-bad-guys spy movie. I honestly don't have a lot to say about it. It's on Hulu, and watch and it's worth a watch if you have that.
00:32:09
Matt LaRose
Not sure I'd spend much money on it.
00:32:14
Fuck Off
Well, he's an idiot.
00:32:18
Matt LaRose
it seems like you would have a different opinion than that oh
00:32:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was a great movie. It reminds me of another movie he just did as well called Relay.
00:32:28
Matt LaRose
oh yeah
00:32:29
Fuck Off
So he's in that, which is a good movie that's out, and it's a little bit similar to that But he's more of like a fixer and a negotiator in this and this version versus just a CIA analyst.
00:32:44
Fuck Off
But Remy Malek in general, I just don't like.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:48
Fuck Off
But he does a good job when he acts. like He was great in Queen. He was great in
00:32:56
Fuck Off
some other movie he was in where he wore a hoodie.
00:32:59
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah. Mr. Nobody, maybe.
00:33:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, something like that.
00:33:03
Matt LaRose
I've seen the picture of that.
00:33:03
Fuck Off
No. No, nobody was great. That was what the guy from Better Call Saul
00:33:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:33:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. No, Mr. Nobody or something. I've seen him in a hoodie.
00:33:14
Fuck Off
saw. In-Between. Now that is a great series. That's Australian, mate.
00:33:17
Matt LaRose
maybe. Oh, good night, mate. Have another shrimp on the bobby.
00:33:20
Fuck Off
Great movie. movie He's a hitman he's kind of, and he's also a single father and it's fucking fantastic.
00:33:27
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:33:30
Matt LaRose
Times are tough.
00:33:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's good. That's a great one. You should check that out.
00:33:37
Matt LaRose
Interesting. interesting Guess what, Richie? There's more.
00:33:41
Fuck Off
No way.
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
Chungmi and i I shout out to Chungmi.
00:33:45
Fuck Off
Shut up.
00:33:46
Matt LaRose
Chug me. And i also watched Mickey 17, a 2025 sci-fi dark comedy starring Robert Pattinson, Steven Ewing, Mark Ruffalo, and Naomi Ackie.
00:33:49
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:34:00
Matt LaRose
I'm excited about this. Cause I've seen this when I've been doom scrolling, trying to find something to watch and I've almost watched it.
00:34:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, and the writer of this did like four other really good movies.
00:34:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, no shit.
00:34:10
Fuck Off
He did, I think he did Parasite.
00:34:11
Matt LaRose
Uh,
00:34:16
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, I think actually Mark said something about that. Yeah, he says that in this. Mickey, played by Robert Pattinson, signs up for an expedition to colonize a new planet in order to escape a debt he owes on Earth. He signs up to be an expendable, which is basically a human test subject.
00:34:34
Matt LaRose
When he is inevitably killed, his body is recycled, then a new 3D printed body is created and his memories are installed into it. This movie was written and directed by Bong Joon-ho, the director of Parasite and Snowpiercer.
00:34:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
00:34:50
Matt LaRose
It falls somewhere between the two in its themes and satire. Overall, I liked it. It's a little bit strange, but fun and definitely ramps up the satire the further into the story it gets.
00:35:03
Matt LaRose
Chung-mi also liked it, but noted that for her, it had moments that were very uncomfortable. She said it was due to Koreans PTSD from historical human experimentation that was perpetrated upon them during World War II.
00:35:22
Matt LaRose
That's certainly not something that I would have picked up on, but since the director is Korean, I can definitely see where she is coming from. This also echoes one of his earlier films called The Host. Mickey 17 is currently available on HBO Max and worth a watch.
00:35:39
Fuck Off
It is worth a watch. I haven't seen it, but I think it's worth a watch. The Host was a great movie. pat
00:35:45
Matt LaRose
There you go. goes goes deep into Korean PTSD, this movie.
00:35:47
Fuck Off
Parasite was a great movie.
00:35:51
Fuck Off
Deep into Korean PTSD is a great movie.
00:35:57
Matt LaRose
That sounds like the kind of movie that's right up your alley.
00:36:00
Fuck Off
That's what Sav Nasty's into.
00:36:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I was just... So I read all about it as well, and I keep flipping by it, but I'll probably ultimately end up watching it. There's just... I don't like Robert Pattinson. I don't know.
00:36:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I liked him as Batman.
00:36:17
Fuck Off
No, you liked him as Bruce Wayne.
00:36:20
Matt LaRose
No, I didn't like him as Batman.
00:36:20
Fuck Off
No, you liked him as Batman. He's terrible at Bruce Wayne.
00:36:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's emo sad boy Bruce Wayne, but Batman, he's brutal, and I like that. Yeah,
00:36:33
Fuck Off
I'm brutal.
00:36:34
Matt LaRose
you sure are, pal. You're kind of like Batman.
00:36:37
Fuck Off
I saw a movie called Twinless. It was a movie.
00:36:39
Matt LaRose
Who is that?
00:36:44
Fuck Off
This guy goes into this. He's got a twin and he's gay. Which I started thinking about and it makes sense. I don't know why every single twin, one of them is not gay. They must be.
00:36:56
Fuck Off
If you're completely a mirror image of yourself, you must be gay if one of you is not.
00:37:04
Matt LaRose
there's a girl at my work who has a twin sister who is a lesbian and she's straight no the girl at work is straight yeah yeah you probably just invented that i think
00:37:09
Fuck Off
Is the girl at work a lesbian?
00:37:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, see? I think this is a thing I just invented.
00:37:18
Fuck Off
I definitely discovered something here. I think that if you're a twin, if you're not gay, your brother is.
00:37:27
Matt LaRose
I think at the very least, you definitely made an observation.
00:37:30
Fuck Off
Yeah. So anyway, I was thinking about that. So one of them was gay. And the other one wasn't. And he lost him. He got killed. So he shows up to this, um what do you call it, where everyone whines and cries?
00:37:45
Matt LaRose
Like a church?
00:37:46
Fuck Off
ah Yeah, like a help group or something.
00:37:49
Matt LaRose
Oh, like a... Oh, yeah.
00:37:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, like I lost my twin group.
00:37:54
Matt LaRose
oh yeah Like support group, a support group.
00:37:54
Fuck Off
I'm going to go whine about it. Yeah, the support group, that place. So they all show up to that place whining, and everyone lost a twin, allegedly. And then, you know, this one dude,
00:38:03
Matt LaRose
Sounds like a really sad movie.
00:38:06
Fuck Off
I guess. I don't know.
00:38:07
Matt LaRose
No wonder you're so glum lately.
00:38:08
Fuck Off
And the one dude meets the other dude and the other dude's gay and he's straight. And like, wow, I had a gay brother. he And he said, was your twin gay or straight? was like, that's a good point.
00:38:22
Fuck Off
Anyway, the movie wasn't good.
00:38:25
Matt LaRose
I'm going to have a movie report for you next week because I saw on my Netflix that tomorrow Robert Eggers' The Northman is going to be on Netflix.
00:38:34
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:38:35
Matt LaRose
And ah that dude... I'm not sure that I like his movies, but he makes really fucking weird movies. So um I'm going watch it.
00:38:44
Fuck Off
I watched the Northman.
00:38:46
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen it yet. And it's got Anya Taylor-Joy in that, who i very much like.
00:38:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's why I like her. Yeah,
00:38:52
Matt LaRose
So...
00:38:53
Fuck Off
yeah it was all right.
00:38:55
Matt LaRose
So I'll tell you all about it next week.
00:38:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going to start writing movies down that I see.
00:39:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I've only been telling you to do that for since we started doing this years ago.
00:39:08
Fuck Off
I watched Landman again.
00:39:10
Matt LaRose
What is that?
00:39:11
Fuck Off
Landman.
00:39:12
Matt LaRose
What's that?
00:39:13
Fuck Off
Billy Bob Thornton, Allie Larder, some really hot smoking piece of ass teenage daughter.
00:39:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:39:18
Matt LaRose
I like Allie Lauder. She's great.
00:39:20
Fuck Off
You'll like the smoking piece of ass teenage daughter even better. Just watch the first episode.
00:39:25
Matt LaRose
I'll check the Okay.
00:39:27
Fuck Off
You'll be hooked.
00:39:27
Matt LaRose
I think, I feel like I saw that advert. What's it on? Is it on HBO or?
00:39:31
Fuck Off
Paramount Plus, maybe.
00:39:32
Matt LaRose
Oh, oh yeah. I don't have that yet, but I'm getting it through for the UFC.
00:39:35
Fuck Off
It's like a Yellowstone thing. So whatever that's on.
00:39:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:37
Fuck Off
Prime? you have Prime?
00:39:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And maybe it's prime. Yeah.
00:39:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, you have it on Prime.
00:39:41
Matt LaRose
Either way. Yeah. It's either one or the other. Yeah. So I watched an old Alfred Hitchcock movie.
00:39:46
Fuck Off
I watched.
00:39:47
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie called rear window. I don't know if you ever saw that.
00:39:50
Fuck Off
Oh, that's a classic.
00:39:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I like that movie. It's good. I saw it once really a long time ago, back in the day. I watched it again. 1954? Yeah.
00:40:00
Fuck Off
Stalking some hot chick behind a shade.
00:40:02
Matt LaRose
yeah The blonde chick?
00:40:03
Fuck Off
Typing.
00:40:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's fucking fantastic.
00:40:04
Fuck Off
Doing a little typing.
00:40:06
Matt LaRose
She's doing little dance and stretching whatnot.
00:40:10
Fuck Off
I'd look at a chick getting dressed, stretching.
00:40:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Sure. Why wouldn't you? If you were sitting in a wheelchair with your leg in a cast and some fucking... blonde dancer gal was getting fucking doing a nice stretch and getting dressed in front of you wouldn't have a watch you don't even like blonde chicks but you'd still watch you don't even like chicks
00:40:27
Fuck Off
No, I definitely would.
00:40:32
Fuck Off
I don't even like casts.
00:40:36
Fuck Off
yesop its It's true. hate them.
00:40:39
Matt LaRose
hate them
00:40:42
Fuck Off
My roommate just laughs about it all the time. Oh, they must know that you hate women in general.
00:40:51
Matt LaRose
You're like, well, I sure do. Richie, we haven't recorded in a couple weeks, but there were some fights that were...
00:40:57
Fuck Off
Are you sure? and We just recorded, I thought.
00:40:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. can No, we didn't record at all last week because it was Thanksgiving.
00:41:03
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. I need a day off.
00:41:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. There was a bunch of fights a couple of weeks ago from a Qatar.
00:41:10
Fuck Off
Cutter.
00:41:11
Matt LaRose
Qatar.
00:41:11
Fuck Off
Where are they?
00:41:12
Matt LaRose
I'll run you through a couple. um The main event was Armin Sarukian submitting Dan Hooker in the second round.
UFC Fights and Predictions
00:41:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, i saw that. That was surprising.
00:41:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, was it?
00:41:26
Fuck Off
he kind of dispatched him pretty easily.
00:41:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he beat. Well, yeah, it was surprising that he beat the fuck out of him as fast as he did. But I was.
00:41:33
Fuck Off
I mean, Dan Hooker's is usually in great fights all the time.
00:41:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I was hoping Hooker was going to be able to pull him into the fifth round and really have a go at it. But he pretty much just.
00:41:41
Fuck Off
No, he's nowhere on this good kid's level.
00:41:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this dude fucked him up. Ian Machado Gary defeated Bilal Muhammad in a three round.
00:41:51
Fuck Off
Thank God. Let's get all these guys out of here.
00:41:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:54
Fuck Off
pen
00:41:54
Matt LaRose
Losers leave town.
00:41:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm done with Burrell.
00:41:57
Matt LaRose
of you Yeah. Fuck that guy. God. Your boy Vulcan no time Ozdemir knocked out Alonzo Menfield in a minute and a half.
00:42:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was great.
00:42:07
Matt LaRose
I had that one picked wrong.
00:42:10
Fuck Off
vote He's just so... he sat He's tough to deal with.
00:42:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. He's just good.
00:42:14
Fuck Off
He's long.
00:42:15
Matt LaRose
And he fucking hits people. and
00:42:17
Fuck Off
he's He throws from a weird angle and he's got a big fucking hand.
00:42:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Before that, your boy Jack Hermanson has now gotten like, this is like his 15th devastating knockout in a row.
00:42:31
Matt LaRose
My typical aura Bali knocked him dead in two and a half minutes.
00:42:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think they just keep bringing them so people can get highlight reel commercials.
00:42:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's really what they're doing. Your boy salsa boy Waldo Cortez Acosta knocked out Shamil Gazeev. That was a weird thing. Didn't Waldo got poked in the eye
00:42:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he came he came back and knocked them right out it was with a fastball down the middle.
00:42:52
Matt LaRose
and He almost got, yeah, he got like, he got his head punched. Yeah, that was a cool one.
00:43:00
Fuck Off
I think that's his fifth fight this year.
00:43:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
00:43:03
Fuck Off
He's been the most active fighter on the roster.
00:43:05
Matt LaRose
Him and Merab's on his fifth fight is this weekend, but we'll get to that.
00:43:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's great.
00:43:10
Matt LaRose
ah Making his return to the UFC. I didn't even know this dude was fighting until I turned the fights on. I was so excited. Kyori Horiguchi from ATT, this Japanese guy.
00:43:22
Matt LaRose
He was fighting over in Japan for a while. He came back and subbed a dude in the third round.
00:43:28
Fuck Off
They're good.
00:43:29
Matt LaRose
Shout out to ATT, Mike Brown.
00:43:33
Matt LaRose
And then the undercard, there was a bunch of fights, but I don't think anybody really that notable. But this weekend, Richie, is the final UFC pay-per-view ever.
00:43:47
Fuck Off
Good. I'm going steal it.
00:43:49
Matt LaRose
No more pay-per-views. There's some decent fights on here. We don't have to talk about all of them. ah The early prelims start at 6 o'clock on Saturday.
00:43:57
Fuck Off
and Who we got? Anybody good? What's the main event?
00:44:04
Matt LaRose
but Well, I'll get you to the main event, but on the early prelims, Richie, Edson Barbosa takes on Jalen Turner.
00:44:12
Fuck Off
I'll watch that.
00:44:13
Matt LaRose
That's in the early prelims.
00:44:14
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:44:16
Matt LaRose
Unreal fight. I gotta take my...
00:44:16
Fuck Off
Is that the future fight of the early prelims?
00:44:19
Matt LaRose
No, no, there's there's another feature fight. The one after this is the feature fight, but I wanted to give you this one.
00:44:23
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:44:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:24
Fuck Off
Is this going to be a good card?
00:44:26
Matt LaRose
Well, it's an interesting card. It's built very interestingly.
00:44:31
Fuck Off
Let's go. Keep going.
00:44:33
Matt LaRose
So there are three fights before that, but nobody really notable. But headlining the early prelims, Mama Sav's baby boy, Marvin Vittori,
00:44:43
Fuck Off
he He's fighting?
00:44:45
Matt LaRose
is fighting Bruno Ferrara, Ferreria.
00:44:49
Fuck Off
Holy shit. Yeah, that's not a good fight for Marvin.
00:44:51
Matt LaRose
and No, no. That'll be at roughly 7.30, 7.45 at night on Saturday. That's Mama Sav's favorite fighter, her baby boy.
00:45:03
Matt LaRose
What's happened?
00:45:07
Matt LaRose
Bruno Ferrara, 14-2.
00:45:07
Fuck Off
Number eight. This is not a good fight.
00:45:11
Matt LaRose
This is going to have to be a lose or leave town match, I think.
00:45:11
Fuck Off
Not a good fight for Marvin.
00:45:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, it might be. This is going to be his like third or fourth in a row, he thought, right?
00:45:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Let me see. I can look real quick. He's had a tough go. He lost to Brandon Allen, which who knows how that happened. Lost to Roman Dolody's.
00:45:31
Matt LaRose
ah Lost to Jared Cannadier. Beat Roman Dolody's. Lost to Bobby Knuckles. So since 2021, he's won fights. Yeah. So...
00:45:45
Matt LaRose
two fights
00:45:46
Fuck Off
That's not good.
00:45:47
Matt LaRose
yeah so You'll have to make sure Mama Sav knows her boy's fighting that day.
00:45:54
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:55
Matt LaRose
So then you got your prelims starting at 8. You got Nazim Sadikov versus Farah Zayim. That Sadikov is actually a really good fighter.
00:46:07
Matt LaRose
But I'm not good at pronouncing either of their names. But this is one for you, Savvy. This might be the only women fight on the card. Yeah, one-woman fight. on the prelims is Karine Silva takes on Karini Silva takes on Macy the future barber.
00:46:20
Fuck Off
Karini.
00:46:28
Matt LaRose
Who is, it she's had some injuries, some weight cuts, some fights get canceled for weight cutting, some sickness.
00:46:28
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
00:46:35
Matt LaRose
She got some big old fake titties on her. She's coming back. She's making her big comeback here.
00:46:41
Fuck Off
Who?
00:46:43
Matt LaRose
Macy barber.
00:46:44
Fuck Off
She got fake tits?
00:46:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she got fake she got fake hoots. And then she got like ah fake tits are all the rage nowadays.
00:46:48
Fuck Off
Everyone's getting those, huh?
00:46:52
Fuck Off
Everyone's doing it.
00:46:54
Matt LaRose
That's what you gotta do.
00:46:56
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:46:56
Matt LaRose
Karini Silva versus Macy Barber. What do you think?
00:47:02
Fuck Off
I think that that's a tough fight.
00:47:05
Matt LaRose
For which one?
00:47:08
Fuck Off
For both of them.
00:47:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i I would agree with that.
00:47:13
Matt LaRose
But it is a good fight.
00:47:16
Fuck Off
This is on which one?
00:47:18
Matt LaRose
That's on the prelims. oh The 8 o'clock prelims.
00:47:28
Matt LaRose
What's happening?
00:47:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think Macy Barber can win this fight.
00:47:34
Matt LaRose
It's 14-2.
00:47:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, i know, but fuck, she's not good.
00:47:39
Matt LaRose
Well, she's been training a team alpha male, man.
00:47:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
Up next, you got Chris Duncan for taking on Terrence McKinney, T-Rex.
00:47:50
Fuck Off
It's also a good fight.
00:47:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:54
Matt LaRose
I'm going go my man, T-Rex. And then ah headlining the prelims is Grant Dawson versus Manuel Torres.
00:48:02
Fuck Off
Oh, shit. That's a really good fight.
00:48:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's a good fight.
00:48:08
Fuck Off
I think Manuel wins that fight.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
I'll take Manuel. I like a tough Mexican. If your name is Manuel Torres and you're some kind of fighter, I'll put my dollar bet on you for sure.
00:48:24
Matt LaRose
That's what I would do. Opening up the main card starting at 10 o'clock. This is where there's a couple of fights that are oof. But at light heavyweight, Jan Blachowicz takes on Bogdan Guskov.
00:48:38
Fuck Off
This is a weird fight.
00:48:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because it's two weird light heavyweights. In a division...
00:48:44
Fuck Off
And neither one of them could win.
00:48:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, in a division full of weirdos. I think probably, I don't know, man. I'm not sure how much more CTE.
00:48:53
Fuck Off
Blackwoods has.
00:48:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I don't know how much more CTE that guy can take.
00:48:59
Fuck Off
Jan Blachowicz. I don't know.
00:49:00
Matt LaRose
Black homage.
00:49:01
Fuck Off
I'll go with Bogdan.
00:49:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think I'm going to go with Bogdan on that one. I think Jan's probably going to get his light shut out. Up next at Bantamweight, in allegedly his final retirement fight, even though he's already retired before, Henry Cejudo takes on Peyton Talbot.
00:49:24
Fuck Off
I hate Henry Cejudo.
00:49:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's why this he's tough to watch.
00:49:27
Fuck Off
I've always hated him, but he's going to win.
00:49:30
Matt LaRose
This kid that he's fighting is like way taller than he is and has a way longer reach.
00:49:34
Fuck Off
I don't think it matters. I so i mean, i don't know how Cejudo can lose to anyone outside of the top three anywhere.
00:49:43
Matt LaRose
It's got like a seven inch reach advantage on him.
00:49:45
Fuck Off
I don't care. He's going to wrestle. Fuck him.
00:49:47
Matt LaRose
He's going to wrestle. Fuck him. Here we go, Richie. The featured event, the featured fight of the evening. Brandon Moreno takes on Tatsuro Tariya. Tariya.
00:50:00
Fuck Off
I love me some Brandon Moreno.
00:50:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And this fucking Japanese kid he's fighting is a fucking monster.
00:50:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, but he's going to be broken.
00:50:11
Matt LaRose
Brandon Moreno is awesome.
00:50:15
Matt LaRose
I'll take Moreno. I think it's 17-1, this fucking Japanese kid.
00:50:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, he hasn't fought anyone like Moreno.
00:50:22
Matt LaRose
That's true, man. this kid's ah I was saying earlier with Manuel Torres how much I like a Mexican fighter. Brandon Moreno is the quintessential Mexican fighter.
00:50:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going to go and going to go all Mexican fighters from this point on.
00:50:32
Matt LaRose
I love when he comes out with the white headband on.
00:50:37
Matt LaRose
Let's see, because in your co-main event of the evening, defending his flyweight championship, Alexander Pantoja takes on Joshua Van.
00:50:47
Fuck Off
Joshua Van is really good, but he's no Pantoja.
00:50:49
Matt LaRose
joshua fanon yeah Joshua Van is awesome.
00:50:54
Fuck Off
I got Pantoja.
00:50:56
Matt LaRose
But he is no Pantoja. Pantoja motherfucker. And then ah in the main event of the evening, defending his Bantamweight Championship fifth fight of the year, Murab Dvalesvili takes on Pyotr Yan.
00:51:12
Fuck Off
I'm going to stick with the Mexicans.
00:51:16
Fuck Off
I'm going to go with the fucking upset, Peter Yan.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:51:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, you want to know why? Because they fought.
00:51:22
Matt LaRose
Because you hate Murab?
00:51:24
Fuck Off
I don't hate Marab. I think he's incredible.
00:51:25
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:51:27
Fuck Off
But Yan has fought him how many times?
00:51:30
Matt LaRose
Twice. Or once, rather. Oops.
00:51:32
Fuck Off
i thought it was I thought it was more than once.
00:51:34
Matt LaRose
I'll pull it up right now, but it was all I thought they only fought once.
00:51:41
Fuck Off
He doesn't lose that badly to him.
00:51:44
Matt LaRose
he lost He lost the decision in 2023 to Murab. I think you're thinking of Aljo.
00:51:55
Fuck Off
Hell no.
00:51:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they only fought one time.
00:52:00
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:52:04
Fuck Off
I don't know. Dish Wally can't be beat.
00:52:08
Matt LaRose
It's true, man. But maybe Pyotr Yan uses some of that sweet tiger Muay Thai and kicks his fucking head in
00:52:18
Fuck Off
Piotr Yarn is good.
00:52:18
Matt LaRose
never Yeah, he's nasty.
00:52:21
Fuck Off
He's just no fucking...
00:52:23
Matt LaRose
Merab is just a fucking Terminator, dude.
00:52:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, maybe he can't beat him. Maybe he's...
00:52:28
Matt LaRose
It's what you... It's what is it that you always say is there's always good...
00:52:31
Fuck Off
I say a lot.
00:52:33
Matt LaRose
It's true. You always say that there's amazing fighters that just fight at the wrong time where there's just somebody who's just that much better than them.
00:52:41
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:52:42
Matt LaRose
You know, like Pyotr Jan is a nasty fighter, but Marab is just... Marab's fucking unbelievable. Like...
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
I mean, sure, you can beat the guy, but he just never fucking stops. But I think when they fought the last time, Marab was only able to get Pyotr Jan down like two times, I think, or something like that.
00:53:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was like, for some reason, I thought it was a kind of a close fight.
00:53:05
Matt LaRose
It was a super close fight, so... And Yon has fucking beat the fuck out of everybody he's fought since then.
00:53:12
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'm going with Jan in the upset.
00:53:15
Matt LaRose
Alright, maybe you talked me into the Russian. into the russian
00:53:18
Fuck Off
I wouldn't.
00:53:19
Matt LaRose
No?
00:53:21
Fuck Off
No, I think it's a stupid bet. I'm reaching for sure, but I think he's got the capability of beating him on this particular night.
00:53:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah? Well...
00:53:29
Fuck Off
I'm picking him. By the way, if they fought three times, Merab would probably take it back.
00:53:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, we'll see. Let's see what happens.
00:53:36
Fuck Off
Let's find out.
00:53:37
Matt LaRose
Let's wait and see.
00:53:38
Fuck Off
Let's just find out.
00:53:43
Matt LaRose
There's going to be... So there's a card next week, and then there's going to be no UFC fights for six weeks.
00:53:49
Fuck Off
Good.
00:53:50
Matt LaRose
It's a little little break before it goes over to Paramount.
00:53:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, because they're free, probably. Dana doesn't want to stack them.
00:53:57
Matt LaRose
Well, they're still going to be doing fights almost every weekend, but I think that they're just doing a... a little break. this said They said this is the longest break for the UFC since COVID.
00:54:10
Matt LaRose
Then the Paramount deal starts. so They announced, they actually, or if you want, actually I can pull it up. They announced the para first couple Paramount cards and they announced that when the Paramount fights start, all the main events are going to now start at nine o'clock instead of 10 o'clock.
00:54:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, i saw that. That's excellent.
00:54:30
Matt LaRose
Which is, yeah, that's outstanding.
00:54:30
Fuck Off
No more bullshit. Tired of the bullshit. Stupid.
00:54:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, staying up until fucking 2.30 in the morning when there's fucking...
00:54:35
Fuck Off
Stupid. Stop doing it.
00:54:40
Matt LaRose
Paramount MMA. Oh, Paramount UFC.
00:54:46
Matt LaRose
They announced the... ah So the first card... And we'll talk about it more when it...
00:54:52
Fuck Off
I thought, yeah why did yeah ESPN not do this?
00:54:56
Matt LaRose
Because, yeah, they Paramount offered them like fucking a billion... 17 billion dollars or some shit.
00:55:06
Matt LaRose
ESPN sucks now, dude. It's Disney.
00:55:09
Fuck Off
Hadeus pin.
00:55:10
Matt LaRose
And now you can now for the price of less than two, the less than two pay-per-views per year, you can watch every UFC event.
00:55:21
Matt LaRose
Numbered events are if they announced the first numbered event, UFC three 24, uh, January 24th. So after next week's card,
00:55:29
Fuck Off
I saw that. That's Gaethje and Pimblet.
00:55:31
Matt LaRose
You got Gaethje versus Patty for the fucking interim light lightweight championship because your boy fucking Teporia said he's got too much stuff going on in his personal life and he's not going be able to fight in the first quarter of 2025. He's trying to get his life straightened out.
00:55:48
Matt LaRose
So they're doing interim for that is Gaethje versus Pimblit. The co-main event is your girl Kayla Harrison taking on Amanda Nunes.
00:56:00
Matt LaRose
Then you got... ah
00:56:03
Matt LaRose
Sean O'Malley versus Sugar Sean coming back versus what the fuck is this guy's name? Song Yadong.
00:56:11
Fuck Off
Oh really?
00:56:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:12
Fuck Off
I'm going to kill him.
00:56:13
Matt LaRose
And then ah your boy Salsa Boy is taking on Derek the Black Beast Lewis.
00:56:15
Fuck Off
He's too long.
00:56:21
Fuck Off
Oh!
00:56:24
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
00:56:25
Matt LaRose
And then ah Brendan Allen is taking on ah oh wait is it Brandon Allen? Where's oh, sorry.
00:56:33
Fuck Off
Derek Lewis is going to knock out Salsa Boy, I think.
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
Excuse me. ah Arnold Allen is fighting Gene Silva from the fighting nerds.
00:56:40
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:56:41
Matt LaRose
So, yeah, that's the first that's the first card.
00:56:44
Fuck Off
Oh, that's a good fight. Good card. think I don't like the main event, but that should be a co-main.
00:56:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you only have to have Amanda Nunes versus Juliana Pena. I mean, ah Amanda Nunes versus Kayla Harrison.
00:56:58
Fuck Off
No.
00:57:00
Fuck Off
No, that should be feature. I think they need one more other good card.
00:57:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:04
Fuck Off
Good good fight.
00:57:06
Matt LaRose
Well, you're not going to get it on that one. so
00:57:07
Fuck Off
No, they're not going to give it to me.
00:57:09
Matt LaRose
They're not. But what I like about that is that sets some of these people up, mainly Kayla Harrison. She gets a fight in January, and then that sets her up for the White House guard.
00:57:21
Fuck Off
Against Ronda Rousey.
00:57:21
Matt LaRose
base They said that they're not going to start working on the White House guard until about February. so
00:57:27
Fuck Off
they're going to get Ronda Rousey.
00:57:29
Matt LaRose
I don't think they're going to get Ronda Rousey.
00:57:31
Fuck Off
Be the biggest fight and the only fight to make for Kayla Harrison.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
You gotta do, uh, you gotta to do, uh, um,
00:57:48
Matt LaRose
who the fuck did I want to watch her fight? Oh, do her versus bullet.
00:57:56
Matt LaRose
That's what you gotta do. You gotta do her versus bullet at the fucking white house.
00:58:01
Fuck Off
I'm okay with that.
00:58:02
Matt LaRose
That's pretty, that's pretty dope, right?
00:58:04
Fuck Off
She's just a lot bigger than Bullet.
00:58:06
Matt LaRose
Well, she is a lot bigger than Bullet, and that's a problem. But Bullet doesn't have to cut weight. She can just fucking spend the next...
00:58:14
Fuck Off
I'm all for it.
00:58:14
Matt LaRose
oh
00:58:14
Fuck Off
I think Bullet wins that fight.
00:58:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that would be fucking awesome.
00:58:20
Matt LaRose
Let me see the... I can't find the other one, but the second card or the second UFC afterwards, I'm trying to see where I can find it, um
00:58:31
Matt LaRose
was going to be in Australia, and it was going to be fucking... your boy Volkanovski versus Diego Lopez too.
00:58:42
Matt LaRose
That's so that's like the next week. That's January 31st in Sydney, Austria, Australia,
00:58:51
Matt LaRose
which I thought that was kind of a weak main event too. Like who really gives a fuck about that?
00:58:56
Fuck Off
They're having a lot of fights.
00:58:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:57
Fuck Off
They have a lot of fights. I mean, they fight every fucking weekend, so.
00:58:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Right, and then when you have a six-week break, that's going to be even more people ready to fight. so And those are, you know, they haven't... There are still going to be fights like every fucking weekend, and they haven't filled out those full cards yet and everything like that.
00:59:12
Fuck Off
They're not even fighting half their stable.
00:59:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. All the champions and shit.
00:59:21
Matt LaRose
So...
00:59:22
Fuck Off
Well, that'll be great. Patriots have a bye as well.
00:59:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you said that's this week. Is Wednesday fucking... Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight. Isn't that coming up.
00:59:34
Fuck Off
That might be Saturday, December 4th. When's that?
00:59:38
Matt LaRose
Let me see that that would be this week that today's the second.
00:59:45
Matt LaRose
Jake Paul fight. Next fight. What is Jake Paul's next fight? Oh, December 19. So it's in a couple of weeks.
00:59:55
Fuck Off
Unless this thing is highly rigged, Jake Paul is actually going to die, and I can't wait.
01:00:02
Matt LaRose
I mean, that's what I keep saying is remember what happened to Francis Ngannou when he fought Anthony Joshua?
01:00:10
Fuck Off
ah It's just not. Do you see the size difference in those people?
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, but they said that Anthony Joshua can't weigh more than 245 pounds.
01:00:19
Fuck Off
Great. He's going to have to get in shape.
01:00:25
Fuck Off
He's going to murder this fucking kid, and I can't wait. I'm going to watch it.
01:00:28
Matt LaRose
i mean
01:00:30
Fuck Off
Finally going to watch one of his fights.
01:00:33
Matt LaRose
That's literally, that's what Dana White, that's his he had the exact same reaction. He was like, I'll actually tune in and watch this one. And he kept saying, he's like, that's it's a bad idea to let that kid fight Anthony Joshua.
01:00:45
Fuck Off
It's a bad idea.
01:00:46
Matt LaRose
He just kept saying it's a bad idea.
01:00:46
Fuck Off
if this is If this is on the up and up, this is great.
01:00:55
Fuck Off
He could legitimately kill this kid.
01:00:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
01:01:00
Fuck Off
And I hope he does. I want it to happen so bad. hate these Paul kids.
01:01:08
Matt LaRose
they you're gonna Well, imagine if he knocks out Anthony Joshua.
01:01:12
Fuck Off
There's no fucking way.
01:01:13
Matt LaRose
Well, they said Buster Douglas couldn couldn't knock out Mike Tyson.
01:01:18
Fuck Off
That's because no one was partying with Tyson until 4 a.m. m with five hookers and eight pounds of blow that night.
01:01:26
Fuck Off
Tyson didn't sleep for fucking three straight days leading into that fucking fight.
01:01:30
Matt LaRose
Hey, man, LT used to get it done.
01:01:36
Fuck Off
I think if Tyson only partied for two straight days, he would have gotten it done.
01:01:40
Matt LaRose
John Jones got it done against DC.
01:01:43
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. Speaking of that, how about John Jones and DC going at it again, huh?
01:01:48
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, I heard they might do a grappling thing.
01:01:49
Fuck Off
Why can't DC just shut his mouth? John Jones will kill DC in grappling.
01:01:55
Matt LaRose
You think so? I don't know.
01:01:56
Fuck Off
He's just too big for him.
01:01:56
Matt LaRose
d c DC's an Olympic wrestler.
01:01:59
Fuck Off
Don't care.
01:02:00
Matt LaRose
Also, DC can't wrestle anymore. His back is fucked. He's not going to do that.
01:02:02
Fuck Off
He's old. He's useless.
01:02:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:05
Fuck Off
And he talks too much.
01:02:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:06
Fuck Off
He's talking about why isn't Jon Jones home with his family on Thanksgiving. Mind your fucking business, dude.
01:02:11
Matt LaRose
ah I mean, that's true. I'm with you on that.
01:02:13
Fuck Off
He just lost his brother, too
01:02:14
Matt LaRose
Speaking speaking ah Oh, yeah, that's true, too. Speaking of fucking Jon Jones, his fucking stablemate, Gable Steveson, had another MMA fight like a week ago.
01:02:26
Matt LaRose
I said to him, did you see that? He fucking... This guy fucking...
01:02:30
Fuck Off
It reminds me of King Kong.
01:02:31
Matt LaRose
stuns a dude with a jab, picks it, does ankle pick, shoots a double leg, puts the guy, the guy's unconscious on his feet, puts him on the ground and fucking smashes him up. This dude is going to be the greatest heavyweight fighter of all time.
01:02:45
Matt LaRose
The wrestling. Did you see him fucking stuff the jab and then shoot a double leg underneath? It was like, it's fucking unbelievable.
01:02:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's he's a problem.
01:02:57
Matt LaRose
Like, can a dude who's had as little MMA, like, at this point, it's like, had you up how do you not put him in the UFC?
01:03:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, look at Brock Lesnar.
01:03:06
Matt LaRose
He's fucking smoking these fucking people.
01:03:09
Fuck Off
He should be in the UFC, and he should get a title shot.
01:03:12
Matt LaRose
They got to get him.
01:03:12
Fuck Off
He'll kill Aspinall.
01:03:15
Matt LaRose
Can you imagine? I mean, that's the thing, though. Can you move can you be moving this guy too quick, putting him in against Aspinall? You know, put him in against Bam Bam. Give him Tai Tuivasa.
01:03:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, he'll kill him.
01:03:26
Matt LaRose
Actually, honestly, you should put him in against Cirogon.
01:03:31
Fuck Off
He'll kill Cyril Garn.
01:03:33
Matt LaRose
You think so?
01:03:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, he sucks.
01:03:36
Matt LaRose
Cirogon's a big motherfucker, man.
01:03:38
Fuck Off
He's terrible.
01:03:39
Matt LaRose
If he can punch him, they put get punched with a four-ounce glove buy him from a real-ass kickboxer.
01:03:44
Fuck Off
He's going to get his real ass taken down, and that's going to be it.
01:03:48
Matt LaRose
Good. Yeah. I agree with you, but...
01:03:52
Fuck Off
He's going to be tough to beat.
01:03:54
Matt LaRose
He's fucking unbelievable, man. I thought I'd seen it all when he fucking two fights ago, which was three weeks ago, when he knocked the dude out and just vertical jumped over the fucking top rope.
01:04:04
Fuck Off
With a jab.
01:04:08
Matt LaRose
like fucking unbelievable. And then two and a half weeks later, he fights again. So he's now fought back to back, like a couple weeks apart and fucking stuns the dude with a jab. And like, he's been doing it his whole life. Shoots a fucking double leg under it. And just fucking the guy, this guy is like still going, Oh my God, I just got jabbed in the face.
01:04:29
Matt LaRose
And he's in Gable Stevenson's already underneath them. Double leg is the fastest fucking shit I've ever seen in my life. And the guy weighs 260 fucking pounds.
01:04:35
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:04:38
Fuck Off
And the problem is there's nobody in the heavyweight division to beat him.
01:04:42
Matt LaRose
yeah there's the that's the thing he will reign supreme forever
01:04:43
Fuck Off
There's no Frank Mir.
01:04:47
Fuck Off
Actually, there is a guy that might beat him. That fucking dude who fucking heel hooks everybody.
01:04:53
Matt LaRose
oh yeah yeah what's his name is uh maybe yeah that's the thing you gotta to put him in the ufc right even if he takes a couple of losses who gives a fuck you know
01:04:53
Fuck Off
That heavyweight.
01:04:57
Fuck Off
He's good. He would beat Gable Stevenson right now.
01:05:09
Fuck Off
I don't know who's going to beat him.
01:05:12
Fuck Off
yeah have to He's going to lose to a heel hook.
01:05:13
Matt LaRose
and so I saw your boy Chris Biggie Boy Barrett or whatever his name is there. He got cut from the UFC and now now he's fighting in karate combat.
01:05:21
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:05:25
Fuck Off
Terrible.
01:05:25
Matt LaRose
So he can do his jumping spin kicks and shit like that.
01:05:28
Fuck Off
Against some other guy, too, I saw who used to be here.
01:05:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the karate combat picks up a lot of the the UFC's sloppy seconds.
01:05:35
Fuck Off
Throwaways.
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:40
Fuck Off
Fucking cream pie.
01:05:44
Fuck Off
What else we got?
01:05:45
Matt LaRose
filthy. I don't really have anything else. The Bruins are crushing it. How are your badgers, I mean, your ah tigers doing?
01:05:54
Fuck Off
Thankfully they're done. They ended on a high note. They won a couple in a row.
01:05:59
Matt LaRose
I think that's
01:05:59
Fuck Off
But that's picking up. The the championship weekend is this weekend, so there will be a lot of those conference games being played, and then the fucking playoffs will finally be set, and we'll know who's going to play who for the bowl games.
01:06:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, I don't even have anything for the, uh, for the badgers or for the, or for the tigers.
01:06:19
Fuck Off
Now they're done.
01:06:20
Matt LaRose
So they're, everybody's all done now, huh?
01:06:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, except for the championship conference games right now.
01:06:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Wow.
01:06:26
Fuck Off
So they'll do conference championship games this week, and then yeah and then nothing until the but until um New Year's Day or the end of – actually, Christmas, they'll start them.
01:06:29
Matt LaRose
Wow, it really is wintertime, huh?
01:06:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:39
Fuck Off
They'll start their first set of bowl games.
01:06:41
Matt LaRose
I'm excited to, uh,
01:06:43
Fuck Off
It's going be a good playoff system.
01:06:44
Matt LaRose
I had a great time watching football and eating food on Thanksgiving, and I'm very much looking forward to doing it on Christmas as well.
01:06:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, and New Year's.
01:06:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, fuck yeah.
01:06:56
Fuck Off
So that'll be good.
01:07:00
Fuck Off
What else?
01:07:01
Matt LaRose
Bruins got the Red Wings at 7 tonight.
01:07:03
Fuck Off
I know. i saw that.
01:07:06
Matt LaRose
You know, it's a good time. It's almost hockey season for you.
01:07:09
Fuck Off
Almost, but not quite.
NHL Updates and Boxing Rumors
01:07:11
Matt LaRose
It's tough. they They always say wherever the standings fall in the NHL, like around Thanksgiving, is about where you'll be in the when it comes to playoff time.
01:07:24
Matt LaRose
And the Bruins at Thanksgiving were two places out of the wild card, and now less than a week after Thanksgiving, they're second place in the standings.
01:07:34
Matt LaRose
So the the entire Eastern division is all within a couple points of each other, so it's going to be a real...
01:07:40
Fuck Off
I think a lot of injuries really screwed some stuff up for some teams.
01:07:43
Matt LaRose
Well, especially for the Bruins. Yeah, well, the Bruins pasta's out. charlie Your boy Charlie McAvoy is going to be, he's still out indefinitely because he got pucked in the face. But I think, I think, well, I think speaking of better players, Morgan Geeky from the Bruins is like leading the NHL in goals right now.
01:07:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, but I'm talking about better players on other teams.
01:08:04
Fuck Off
Is he really?
01:08:05
Matt LaRose
He's red hot right now. Yeah.
01:08:09
Matt LaRose
It's pretty crazy, but.
01:08:13
Fuck Off
What is he, a forward?
01:08:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:08:16
Fuck Off
Winger?
01:08:19
Matt LaRose
Mog and Geeky.
01:08:23
Matt LaRose
Currently in second place.
01:08:27
Fuck Off
Manny Pacquiao's son is going to fight.
01:08:29
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah? I thought I saw Manny Pacquiao was going to fight, too. Wasn't he doing something?
01:08:33
Fuck Off
Probably. i think he's going to fight his son.
01:08:37
Matt LaRose
No. was Didn't I see he was going to fight Floyd Mayweather again?
01:08:40
Fuck Off
oh That'd be great.
01:08:42
Matt LaRose
i think I thought I saw they were going to do that.
01:08:44
Fuck Off
They should do that. Let them just keep fighting each other every weekend.
01:08:49
Matt LaRose
Floyd Mayweather is awesome. He's the best ever.
01:08:52
Fuck Off
He's right up there.
01:08:54
Matt LaRose
It's pretty unbelievable.
01:08:58
Matt LaRose
You love to hate him, you know?
01:09:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a wife-beating fag.
01:09:05
Matt LaRose
That's all I got. ah
01:09:06
Fuck Off
Guy cannot be hit.
01:09:08
Matt LaRose
ah maybe Maybe he's just really good at parrying her.
01:09:19
Fuck Off
What can you do?
01:09:20
Matt LaRose
What can you do?
Musical Interlude and Humorous Conclusion
01:09:21
Fuck Off
Let's end it on this. no one knows what this is.
01:09:23
Matt LaRose
that's a Let's end it on a high note.
01:09:27
Matt LaRose
More strumming of the guitar. Stad sav.
01:09:39
Fuck Off
I sold my soul for the second time, cause the man don't pay me. I picked my landlord for some more time, said son.
01:09:53
Fuck Off
My theme song.
01:10:15
Matt LaRose
I feel like
01:10:18
Fuck Off
As long as there's a bed beneath the that shine
01:10:23
Matt LaRose
feel like I'm going to have to do a wellness check on you later. You're so sad today.
01:10:26
Fuck Off
I'll be I need a wellness check. That was Noel Gallagher. Oasis just wrapped up their fucking big part of their tour. And they've been, instead of going out and getting lambasted and getting in fistfights like they used to do, they go and they like do sightseeing together.
01:10:43
Fuck Off
Have coffee and some cigarettes.
01:10:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's nice. That sounds nice.
01:10:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, the brothers are back. The brothers Gallagher.
01:10:48
Matt LaRose
Hey. The boys are back in town.
01:10:51
Fuck Off
The boys are back in town.
01:10:54
Matt LaRose
Well, hopefully you don't kill yourself after i stop recording this.
01:10:57
Fuck Off
I'm going directly to the tub.