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Infinite Abyss Episode 65: The Smashing Machine
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Richie and Matty are back this week after finally seeing The Smashing Machine, UFC 320 review, Richie schools Matty on how weed works, the Pats are frisky and fun, the NHL season has officially begun, is Peacemaker a breakthrough hit? And so much more!
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Karen Carpenter: Talent and Tragedy
00:00:22
Fuck Off
We've only just begun to live. White lace and promises.
00:00:36
Fuck Off
A kiss for luck and we're on our way. We've only begun.
00:00:51
Matt LaRose
I gotta tell you, that sounded outstanding.
00:00:54
Fuck Off
That bitch can sing, but she needed a sandow.
00:00:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who was that?
00:00:58
Fuck Off
Fucking Karen Carpenter. She died of anorexia.
00:01:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. She was a... Did she play the drummers the drums, too
00:01:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, she played the drums too, and her brother played the tickling the ivories, as they say.
00:01:11
Matt LaRose
yeah Cause I remember there was like a way back in like, I guess it was probably the seventies year day ah was when like, they first started putting like musical acts on TV and shit.
00:01:23
Matt LaRose
And they were like making them like lip sync and play to a backing track. So there's footage of her like on her drum set, like eating a banana instead while the like drums are playing in the background.
00:01:34
Matt LaRose
And they were like, of course, of course.
00:01:34
Fuck Off
Wishing it was a big cock to fucking chew on.
00:01:37
Matt LaRose
And it was on like, don't know, fucking Johnny Carson or one of those fucking shows.
00:01:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, they were probably wearing like ah light blue tuxedos and fauna dress ah dresses and shit.
00:01:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, very 70s.
00:01:52
Fuck Off
Very 70s.
00:01:54
Matt LaRose
I don't think the chicks look looked bad in the 70s at all, but I think some of the fashion was a little wacky.
00:01:59
Fuck Off
Fashion was terrible, but I like those hippies fucking chicks in those little bell bottoms with their little asses showing
70s Nostalgia and Introduction to Hosts
00:02:07
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, that's when Daisy Dukes were first born, right? That was like ah
00:02:07
Fuck Off
and their Daisy Dukes.
00:02:11
Fuck Off
Smulming on the side of the road down the Pacific Highway looking for rides to get stink blasted while I fucking smoke in some reefer and get my schlong sucked.
00:02:24
Fuck Off
Fucking love it.
00:02:25
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite At Best Podcast. ah
00:02:33
Matt LaRose
Me llamo es el Mateo. Yo tengo grandes huevos rancheros.
00:02:40
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah?
00:02:41
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:02:42
Fuck Off
Interesting.
00:02:43
Matt LaRose
That's what I keep saying to my Guatemalan buddy, Eddie, at work, who speaks. He's teaching me Spanish, so that's my first Spanish phrase that I've learned.
00:02:53
Fuck Off
That I've got big balls.
00:02:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, my name is El Mateo and I have large balls.
00:02:59
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:03:00
Matt LaRose
My name is Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, is the inevitable, the unfailable, flappable, unfailable,
00:03:08
Fuck Off
All of that.
00:03:10
Matt LaRose
Rich Savastano.
00:03:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, whatever.
00:03:11
Matt LaRose
and Whatever.
Cannabis Culture and Consumption
00:03:16
Matt LaRose
It's been a minute. And by a minute, I mean three days because I saw you on Sunday. Yeah. Yeah.
00:03:21
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
00:03:22
Matt LaRose
yeah
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Fuck Off
It was, uh...
00:03:27
Matt LaRose
We did drugs together, remember?
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Fuck Off
Sunday.
00:03:30
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:03:30
Matt LaRose
On Sunday.
00:03:33
Fuck Off
I do drugs every day. just depends who's around.
00:03:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's true. You actually invited me over to do drugs on Saturday, but I knew that there was no way that I was going to be able to. I was fucking already exhausted. Then I was like, I'm going to drive to this guy's house, hang out with him and fucking grantee the chemist and get fucking kablammed and then have to go home after. It's not happening. I'm just going to my couch.
00:03:55
Fuck Off
What happened Saturday, Sunday? Were you high?
00:03:59
Matt LaRose
Sunday. yeah I was pretty fucking high on Sunday. Well, cause we had taken edibles and then i don't even know how many of those bags that I smoke, but like I couldn't do that all the time. Cause those things are just like, like those things to me are like shotgunning beers.
00:04:15
Matt LaRose
Like I like to just keep doing it.
00:04:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:04:16
Matt LaRose
And then I get too fucked up and I'm like, why did I do that?
00:04:17
Fuck Off
Yeah. to To do it. What do you mean?
00:04:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:04:21
Fuck Off
so I just fucking chain bag.
00:04:21
Matt LaRose
Well, can tell you this much. I feel way. I definitely feel way better shotgunning the bags that I do fucking shotgunning beers. Yeah.
00:04:29
Fuck Off
Right?
00:04:30
Matt LaRose
But you and I were trying to see how many how many breaths it would take to empty out a bag as quick as we could. And I got it down to about two and a half, two and a third.
00:04:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, not bad.
00:04:43
Matt LaRose
I think I can get it down to two if i really if I really try hard.
00:04:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would have to ah not smoke for a while, like a few days to clean out my lungs.
00:04:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:04:56
Fuck Off
Everything hurts. I've got little baby pink lungs.
00:04:59
Matt LaRose
So for our listeners that may not know, you have a device. It's called the volcano, right? That's the volcano. It looks almost like a it looks like the part of the space, ah like the spaceship that the lunar lander disconnects from and the lunar lander goes down and lands on the moon.
00:05:18
Fuck Off
Right.
00:05:19
Matt LaRose
That's what your your volcano looks like.
00:05:19
Fuck Off
Looks
00:05:21
Matt LaRose
The part that mates will say, yeah, you have a nice stainless steel shuttlecock.
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Fuck Off
like a shuttlecock.
00:05:27
Fuck Off
from Germany go figure let's make an industrial shuttlecock but we'll make an oven out of it too those motherfuckers in their ovens
00:05:28
Matt LaRose
like Yeah. big
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Matt LaRose
It's fucking, and then it just, well, um it reminds, they fucking go have very efficient ovens.
00:05:42
Fuck Off
you gonna argue with it six million people can't lie
00:05:43
Matt LaRose
ah You can't, how could you?
00:05:47
Matt LaRose
It's true. Um, It fills up these bags. or it minds It reminds me of when you see a hot air balloon. Like when it's on the ground and they fucking start filling it up and it just goes... then it fucking... And it's just this big balloon. And then you pop it off and you just... So what does it do? Because it's not like smoking a joint or smoking a bowl. It doesn't actually like burn the weed with a flame. it just kind of like...
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Fuck Off
cooks it.
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Matt LaRose
You're basically baking it and then capturing...
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Fuck Off
Right?
00:06:19
Matt LaRose
That's interesting. like
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Fuck Off
Think about it. You smoke a joint, you're just smoking what you have, it's there, it's gone immediately.
00:06:27
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:06:28
Fuck Off
I'm vaping the shit, I'm baking the shit out of it at different temperatures. We start at one level, then you cook it. Once it's fried out at that level, you turn it up, turn the oven hotter.
00:06:41
Fuck Off
Then you cook it again because it changes the actual makeup
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Matt LaRose
Composition.
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Fuck Off
of the molecules that reside within it. So then you turn it up again. And as heat reacts with this thing, it creates different levels of whatever.
00:07:05
Fuck Off
And then you just keep going.
00:07:07
Matt LaRose
And then eventually you can also Yeah, you're not just put lighting it on fire and burning it You're like you're like harvesting for every little drip it's got inside of it
00:07:08
Fuck Off
You're essentially like wringing it out of a towel if you think about it.
00:07:14
Fuck Off
Right.
00:07:19
Fuck Off
Just what I do.
00:07:22
Matt LaRose
Because then you can also I don't remember if we did it with that volcano, so maybe I'm wrong, but didn't we smoke it in a bowl afterwards too, and still get high off of that?
00:07:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, you can.
00:07:35
Matt LaRose
So, I mean, like you can really like, I
00:07:37
Fuck Off
That's spic weed. Can I say that?
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
i mean, you can say anything. This is 2025 and it's Trump's America.
00:07:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:07:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. but
00:07:45
Fuck Off
But yeah, it's essentially like decarboxylating it and then smoking it. That's the beautiful thing about baking weed. You can decarboxyde it.
00:07:56
Fuck Off
And it again, it changes the anatomy essentially of the...
00:08:00
Matt LaRose
is that a word
00:08:01
Fuck Off
Which part?
00:08:03
Matt LaRose
decarboxide.
00:08:05
Fuck Off
It's a decarboxylator. So yeah.
00:08:09
Matt LaRose
This is the one time that I wish that the listeners could watch us because watching you say that word and then my reaction to it was pretty fucking great.
00:08:16
Fuck Off
I just had to slow down to say it because I'm high when I'm fucking high. I slur my words.
00:08:21
Matt LaRose
Decarbox
00:08:26
Fuck Off
So what that essentially means.
00:08:26
Matt LaRose
decarboxylation. Wow. That is a word.
00:08:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, no shit's a fucking word.
00:08:29
Matt LaRose
Depox Decarboxylation in the oven.
00:08:33
Fuck Off
Exactly. So a lot of people will put it in the oven to, especially when they make edibles, when they first want to do something. They'll put it in the oven at like 200 degrees. They'll cook it for roughly an hour.
00:08:45
Fuck Off
And the crisping of that, it changes the molecular structure of the plant itself. Why? Just like anything else, you're adding a different element to another element. When you add two elements together or a different element within a set of elements, something's going to change.
00:09:02
Fuck Off
So once that's done, ah kind of kicks it up and activates the THC and some of the the tra dr the triglycerones that are in there as well.
00:09:14
Fuck Off
And then, ah ah again, it changes the level of the THC composition because of that. So it actually gets a little bit stronger, believe it or not. Now, once it's decarboxylated, you can then take that and then recook it, add it to your butter, add it to your oil, start doing edibles like that, or slash smoke it.
00:09:37
Fuck Off
And when you smoke it again, right, it's going to give you a different type of high when you're rolling it up in a bong or anything else because you've cooked it and that's now your new base. Your new base is above X. It's X plus one.
00:09:50
Fuck Off
And then when you change the temperatures, it becomes X plus 2, X plus 3, X plus 4. And that's how it works out.
00:09:56
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:09:58
Fuck Off
But essentially, the way it's done, like if someone has a PAX, you think about a PAX. This is just a PAX at a grander layoff. ah like level. it's a It's an easy bake oven that you put in a bunch of weed, you cook it, you get to breathe out of the thing, not as much that you even put in a joint and you smoke that fucker until there's nothing left.
00:10:09
Matt LaRose
then
00:10:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:10:20
Fuck Off
So if I'm going through a nugget day of that, you know I'm basically smoking all day long, right? And a nugget day gets me to about a half an ounce a week, which is what I'm plowing through easily.
00:10:35
Fuck Off
probably more.
00:10:35
Matt LaRose
That's unreal because I don't even smoke nearly a half. ah I buy an ounce and it lasts me like months because I smoke weed, but I smoke a bowl.
00:10:41
Fuck Off
I don't know how that's possible.
00:10:45
Matt LaRose
I smoke a couple bowls a day, a few bowls a day. If I'm home all day, I smoke weed all day. I just keep smoking bowls, but, but it is a number one.
00:10:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. so That's all I'm saying.
00:10:55
Matt LaRose
It's, it's way easier on your lungs, which you can feel, but number two, like you're really actually like, you're like, uh, like really getting multiple uses out of one butter.
00:11:10
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean? Like, yeah like if I, if I take weed and grind it up and put it in my bowl, I get use it one time and then that's it.
00:11:18
Fuck Off
Right. Yeah.
00:11:19
Matt LaRose
Like you're using it like several times and then you, and then you can still smoke it in a bowl or a joint afterwards.
00:11:21
Fuck Off
Yeah. I love it.
00:11:27
Fuck Off
If you want to, you can.
00:11:27
Matt LaRose
like
00:11:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. Or you could cook it. You know, you can make it into a butter if you want, theoretically. I did that for a while and I was like, fuck this. I'm just going to decarb it myself when it's fresh.
00:11:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:38
Fuck Off
But realistically, like, it's the weed that keeps giving.
00:11:43
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:11:44
Fuck Off
And if you really want to do your weed right, you can just keep doing that, putting them in your vapes, you know, your packs or your venti or your minis or whatever your flower vape is, a volcano.
00:11:55
Fuck Off
You put it in there and you just have a mason jar, which I do have. And once they're all cooked after a while, I just fucking dump it in that mason jar and I collect it. I call them bacon bits.
00:12:06
Fuck Off
That's the name of the jar.
00:12:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:08
Fuck Off
And then I take all that, I dump it in. So now it's refined, it's cooked, it's refined again, chopped up, and I'm putting in like, you know, ounce and a half, two ounces of cooked weed into making making my butter, which still gets cooked higher at 160 degrees with oil.
00:12:28
Fuck Off
So that again is a different inflection point, which still activates all of the molecular structure ah pieces within the flour itself, turning you into a different type of high.
00:12:43
Matt LaRose
How do you, so smoke it, put it in your fucking bacon bit jar until you get enough to make it into a butter. Then how do you make it into a butter? Because you just have green, you have cooked greens here. So how do you convert cooked greens into a butter or any kind of edible or something like that?
00:13:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, so i take I take all of that, whatever my greens are, whether they're cooked or not cooked, I put them into a pot and I cook it in oil or butter at 160 degrees.
00:13:18
Fuck Off
Do that for like an hour.
00:13:21
Matt LaRose
Oh, then you must like strain it afterwards or something.
00:13:23
Fuck Off
I have a press.
00:13:25
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:13:25
Fuck Off
Then everything comes out and I put it in this metal press and it fucking drills down, squeezes everything out like you're making fucking olive oil.
00:13:36
Matt LaRose
And then you just fucking take whatever little weed is left after that and discard afterwards. Like after it's been pressed.
00:13:41
Fuck Off
yeah, that's fucking done at that point for sure.
00:13:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You've, you've fucking, you've just left it fucking fucked. Yeah.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. But what ah what you can also do is once, if you don't want to get to that point to actually make oils or butters, you can still use, you can use that cooked weed and fucking cook with it.
00:14:04
Fuck Off
You can like put it in a fucking Parmesan shaker and put it all over your pizza.
00:14:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but then it would just taste like weed.
00:14:12
Fuck Off
Doesn't really, it's a different taste again.
00:14:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, true.
00:14:14
Fuck Off
And it's, it's meshed in with the cheese and all the other spices and ah actually will fuck you up.
00:14:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:14:20
Matt LaRose
Interesting. like I feel like I've been...
00:14:24
Fuck Off
But again, they act, they react and act differently depending on the mediums that are being used.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:14:31
Fuck Off
So if you're using butter, it's going to act differently. It's going to cook differently. If you're using oil, same thing.
00:14:35
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:14:38
Fuck Off
If you're using um just food to do that, Same thing. If you're using ethanol to do it, alcohol to do it, again, different strike points with different temperatures create a different kind of like, um what is it called?
00:14:55
Fuck Off
Like Rick Simpson oil or some shit like that or bubble hash or whatever you want to do to it.
00:15:00
Matt LaRose
I
00:15:04
Fuck Off
That's the base of it. So anyway, get more out of your weed, people.
00:15:05
Matt LaRose
feel like i was i was just, you just took the words right out of my mouth.
00:15:07
Fuck Off
Tune in here. You'll learn a lot of cool things.
00:15:12
Matt LaRose
I feel like I've been doing this wrong the whole fucking time.
00:15:15
Fuck Off
I mean, you know, if you're scraping by or even if you just want, it's not even about scraping by.
00:15:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:20
Fuck Off
It's about getting the most out of your product. like
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying, you know? I just put it in my bowl and cook it and then it's gone one time.
00:15:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, you could do that secondarily.
00:15:27
Matt LaRose
And I could be...
00:15:28
Fuck Off
Cook it after the fact.
00:15:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:29
Fuck Off
You're still going to get fucked up.
00:15:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Huh. sir This is what happens when you hang out with a chemist.
00:15:37
Fuck Off
Exactly. I absorb knowledge.
00:15:40
Matt LaRose
You are knowledge.
00:15:42
Fuck Off
Thank you. I'm a fountain of misinformation.
00:15:46
Matt LaRose
That was incredible. I didn't even fucking, we just went off on a weed tangent. I didn't even have that in my notes. I just asked a question and we fucking.
00:15:54
Fuck Off
Oh, sweet. Yeah, we well, there's a big fucking weed convention this weekend in my little social group.
00:16:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:16:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, so the chemist is making a trip to Medvegas with me.
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
00:16:05
Fuck Off
And we're going to sit around where he's met these clowns a few times now. And we're actually doing a bubble hash class.
00:16:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow.
00:16:14
Fuck Off
with an actual um dispensary and company. So it's pretty fucking cool. We're going to be able to use all this industrial shit to go and learn how to make bubble hash.
00:16:27
Fuck Off
So yeah, that's it's that's pretty dope.
00:16:27
Matt LaRose
That's actually pretty cool.
00:16:30
Fuck Off
But the rest of the weekend, we are ah there's a big softball tournament in Medvegas.
00:16:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's isn't that an annual softball tournament you guys have?
00:16:37
Fuck Off
It is. it's It's annual. This has been like 35 years going or something like that.
00:16:41
Matt LaRose
Holy shit.
00:16:42
Fuck Off
so And i but this is the last year. so
00:16:45
Matt LaRose
Really? no No more annual softball after this?
00:16:47
Fuck Off
No more annual ah tournament for this particular cause. This was for ah dude we all went to school with back in the day who had died.
00:16:54
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:16:57
Matt LaRose
What's really, i mean, great cause for sure.
00:16:58
Fuck Off
Years
00:17:00
Matt LaRose
What's really great about this annual softball tournament is traditionally ah you go from zero, not doing anything at all to playing softball as hard as you possibly can. And then you end up fucked up every single year.
00:17:13
Fuck Off
It's been every year. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly like calf pulls or hammies. That's been my fucking.
00:17:18
Matt LaRose
i was going to say, it's usually seems like it's a lower body injury. You're usually fucking.
00:17:21
Fuck Off
Yeah. And my problem is it's the practice the day before that usually gets me.
00:17:26
Matt LaRose
Right, right. Because you think, you know, I know you. You just walk in like Richie, big swinging dick, and you think that um I can play softball.
00:17:33
Fuck Off
I do what I always do when I walk out there and just time to play.
00:17:33
Matt LaRose
i'm like one
00:17:36
Fuck Off
Like let's play hoops.
00:17:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:37
Fuck Off
Let's play quarterback.
00:17:37
Matt LaRose
We'll got to go zero to 100, baby.
00:17:38
Fuck Off
Let's play. Let's fight. And then all of a sudden you realize, like, you can't really do that at my age anymore.
00:17:46
Matt LaRose
No, no.
00:17:50
Matt LaRose
I can barely do it at my age. I go from.
00:17:52
Fuck Off
i had ah I had a conversation with my good good pal today and sensei, Tommy Buns, and he said, at some point or another, you do this stuff and it catches up to you.
00:17:55
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:18:02
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:18:10
Matt LaRose
this
00:18:11
Fuck Off
Just nowhere else to go.
00:18:16
Matt LaRose
Ain't that the fucking truth. How's Tommy buns?
00:18:20
Fuck Off
ah His son got married.
00:18:22
Matt LaRose
He sure did.
00:18:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, so he seems happy.
00:18:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He I see him every Friday lately. Him and I have been sharing a J after my class.
00:18:31
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah? I thought he was off the sauce.
00:18:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what he tells everybody. And then every Friday he comes up to me and says, you want to smoke a little bit? And then I go, yeah. And then he comes out with a J and says, you know me, I only need two pulls off of this and you can have the rest of it.
00:18:43
Matt LaRose
And then I just...
00:18:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, he he won'ts he's afraid to smoke with me.
00:18:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, that's the thing. He goes, I don't, he's like, you smoke. He's like, you smoke a ton of weed. And I'm like, I mean, I get compared to you. I do. He's like, yeah, but like, even like you see how much weed rich smokes. I'm like, yeah, I try to keep up with rich, but I just get fucked up after a while. And he's like, I could never do that. I could never do that like, oh, sure you could. It's fun.
00:19:07
Matt LaRose
He's like, no, I get too paranoid. I get too scared. I'm like, yeah, so do I. It's fine. You'll be fine.
00:19:11
Fuck Off
That's what I love about it. It's like, holy shit, what can happen? Who knows?
00:19:15
Matt LaRose
That's what I was telling me.
00:19:15
Fuck Off
I just like to ride the fucking lightning dog.
00:19:18
Matt LaRose
That's what I was, dude. That's what I was telling these guys that I went to Lake George with. They were like, we're like driving through Northern New Hampshire, Vermont, upstate New York, and we're going through the mountains and they're all following me. And and I mean, I'm in my goddamn Z 28. So, you know, rich, you gotta, you gotta let a fucking, uh, musta, uh, uh, steed run, man. You gotta to let a horse run.
00:19:39
Fuck Off
I don't know. There are a lot of curves up there for that steed.
00:19:41
Matt LaRose
Well, fuck that's why you got to have big forearms like this guy right here to fucking and to tame the beast.
00:19:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. Right, right, right.
00:19:48
Matt LaRose
So I'm fucking hammering all up through the mountains and shit. And these guys are like, I can't believe you could like you do like like you drive so fast through the mountains. Wasn't driving fast. I thought I was slow footing it so that they knew so that they could follow me and everything. And they're like, they're like.
00:20:04
Matt LaRose
I don't understand how you do that. And I said, listen, you just got to smoke enough weed so that you get a little bit scared and then you just ride it right there and just fucking go on an adventure. You'll be fine.
00:20:14
Matt LaRose
And they're like, wait, you're doing, you're driving through the mountains and smoking weed. And I was like, yeah, you guys didn't see me smoking a joint like the entire time, you know?
00:20:22
Fuck Off
Why the fuck else would you drive through the mountains?
00:20:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm in a fucking 81 Camaro with T-tops. You think I'm not going to smoke a joint while I'm like, that's what that car is made for.
00:20:31
Fuck Off
I would smoke a joint if it was in a fucking paddy wagon.
00:20:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Like you just got to get high. I like to just get high enough where you almost get a little bit scared and then just go do shit. You'll be fine.
00:20:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've been real high a few times when I was driving once and almost passed out. like You can feel yourself slipping away. And the problem with me is like I don't give a fuck.
00:20:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:56
Fuck Off
You know what i mean? I'm like, ah i don't even care.
00:20:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:58
Fuck Off
I'm probably going to die. Do I care? i don't really care, but how bad is it? and then like you And all this shit happens in a split second, right?
00:21:05
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:21:06
Fuck Off
And then you wake and you're like, oh, fuck, that was close. Yeah.
00:21:09
Matt LaRose
but I only get that way.
00:21:11
Fuck Off
it
00:21:12
Matt LaRose
ah It doesn't happen to me often, but like if I haven't hit one of those vape pens in a while, like I've been vape pen free for a couple of weeks now, like I come and go with those things, but
00:21:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:21
Fuck Off
I've been like a year free.
00:21:23
Matt LaRose
Really? I use them like ah like when I was in fucking Wisconsin and Canada, I fucking had them because it's just so easy. And plus, I'm the only person in my family that smokes, so it's like and as much as I like to rip joints, you know?
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
But anyways, fucking... If I haven't hit one of those in a while and I fucking hit one of those, I've had a couple of times where I like, I'm like, Oh shit. And then I start like coughing and you feel yourself like almost kind of pass out a little bit.
00:21:49
Matt LaRose
and then you come back and you're like, Holy fuck. I've done that a couple of times.
00:21:53
Fuck Off
The old cough to get off.
00:21:53
Matt LaRose
That's yeah. Oh, it's a good time.
00:21:55
Fuck Off
The old fucking in excess move. Like, holy shit, I'm coughing so hard. They're going to find me dead. Like fucking jerking off naked with the fucking belt around my neck.
00:22:05
Matt LaRose
David Carradine, man.
00:22:07
Fuck Off
Yeah. Fucking whack.
00:22:10
Matt LaRose
Kill Bill.
00:22:12
Fuck Off
the
00:22:14
Matt LaRose
Well, the whole, speaking of movies, the whole reason that we did a whole bunch of drugs and hung out on Sunday was because we went and saw The Smashing Machine.
00:22:22
Fuck Off
Well, I don't know if it was the whole reason, but...
00:22:25
Matt LaRose
Well, I mean, we had had tickets to go see The Smashing Machine.
00:22:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, we definitely did that.
00:22:29
Matt LaRose
You and I have been, and and listener long-time listeners of this podcast will know you and I have been looking forward to The Smashing Machine, and it finally hit cinemas here in America.
00:22:39
Fuck Off
We did. It was American.
00:22:41
Matt LaRose
America. What'd you think?
00:22:47
Fuck Off
I think a lot of things...
00:22:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:49
Fuck Off
I think that I only know one Taylor Swift song.
00:22:54
Matt LaRose
ah sir
00:22:54
Fuck Off
It's called Shake It Off, and I like yeah
00:22:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:56
Fuck Off
It's
00:22:57
Matt LaRose
I feel like you should. Well, that is probably her biggest song.
00:22:59
Fuck Off
the only one I know.
00:23:01
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:23:01
Fuck Off
um I was shocked to see, I'm not shocked to see everyone going to see this girl, but it's like, she owns the world.
00:23:11
Matt LaRose
When I was booking the tickets, dude, you should have seen, I'm sure if I look it up now, the Smashing Machine and other movies had like four to eight showings each.
00:23:23
Matt LaRose
This fucking Taylor Swift movie, when I had to scroll through with her showtimes to get to the Smashing Machine, they had a showtime literally every 20 to 25 minutes.
00:23:34
Fuck Off
What is it? Just a concert movie?
00:23:36
Matt LaRose
I honestly, I don't even, I can look it up. I actually probably should have.
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Yeah. Who cares? Who's got the time?
00:23:40
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:23:41
Fuck Off
But yeah, the smash machine. ah i liked it. It was really good. i don't know that it lived up to the hype for me.
00:23:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:50
Fuck Off
I think that it truly was a film, which in that aspect of it was like, wow, this is a real film. They did a good job making a real film.
00:23:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:59
Fuck Off
I think the acting was very good.
00:24:04
Matt LaRose
From The Rock? Or from ever across the world?
00:24:06
Fuck Off
I think from everybody. I don't know of one.
00:24:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:08
Fuck Off
I don't think anyone did a bad job acting. I thought it's really hard to play yourself. Boss did a great job.
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Ryan Bader.
00:24:15
Fuck Off
Steven, even Quadros thinks he, I don't know where they dug him up from.
00:24:16
Matt LaRose
That's who I was like
00:24:19
Matt LaRose
Oh my God. He had the Bader playing colt Mark Coleman.
00:24:21
Fuck Off
I think he was wearing the same suit he wore back then too. It a little large for him.
00:24:28
Matt LaRose
I was like, Oh, it's actually not terrible, man.
00:24:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, he did a great job. And it was all believable if you don't know who they are either. And it was even more believable if you knew who they were.
00:24:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:36
Fuck Off
it wasn't Bader. I was more just impressed with Bader doing what I think a good partner would do anyway.
00:24:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:42
Fuck Off
And he's a wrestler, so he can relate to all that shit. And he kind of got it down where he was kind of like, yeah, man, you do you. If you need me, I'm here.
00:24:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:50
Fuck Off
But I'm not going to say anything.
00:24:51
Matt LaRose
Like I was, when I was, when I was watching him, I was like, Hmm, giant meathead wrestler playing a giant meathead wrestler. This is actually the, you know.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. And I think that was the end of the day, what it came down to for me. It was The Rock was fucking incredible portraying himself as Mark Kerr.
00:25:09
Fuck Off
I mean, he he literally morphed into him physically, dialectically.
00:25:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. yeah It's crazy. Change, change his entire body. His legs were different. You know,
00:25:17
Fuck Off
His legs, his shoulders, all different. His dialect, his his um the way he talked and said certain things. Mark's like a very well-spoken, quiet, almost like um half a fag type of guy.
00:25:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:31
Matt LaRose
He really is, but he's a fucking.
00:25:34
Fuck Off
But he's just a super sensitive dude with a switch. And I think The Rock really portrayed that. And I think Emily Blunt did a great job playing any any crazy bitch anywhere.
00:25:42
Matt LaRose
oh yeah. Hmm.
00:25:45
Fuck Off
But again, you know it was a story about just two fucked up people that were fighting addiction.
00:25:50
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:25:53
Fuck Off
And it was somewhat good because it stuck to the documentary.
00:25:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:59
Fuck Off
which kept it real. And it was, I think, probably more intriguing for us in those terms, especially the, the, um, the vernacular, the conversations, all of those things that were used.
00:26:13
Fuck Off
That was cool. And,
00:26:18
Fuck Off
uh, the, the time what they did with it was good, but at the end of the day, it's just like,
00:26:27
Fuck Off
I tried to just see what rock, the the rock is great, but again, he's still playing himself. Essentially.
00:26:33
Matt LaRose
right
00:26:34
Fuck Off
He's playing a giant wrestler. And I look at it like, well, he should have knocked it out of this part. This movie was made for him just because it was made for him.
00:26:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah
00:26:44
Fuck Off
And because it was a, a good film doesn't mean it was great. I think he did a great job. I think she did a great job. Maybe she wins a best supporting actress. I don't think the rock wins an Academy award for this.
00:26:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah I don't think so either
00:26:58
Fuck Off
You know, I don't think the movie wins an Academy Award.
00:27:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they would have to go for like best picture or something, right?
00:27:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah. So i don't I don't see any of that stuff out of this movie, except maybe Emily Blunt getting something for a little powerful part that she had.
00:27:05
Matt LaRose
I don't think, yeah.
00:27:13
Fuck Off
But, I mean, great movie, super fun. The documentary is really worth watching. Yeah.
00:27:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the document. I got home from your house on Sunday and I was ripping my fucking spare room apart trying to find my copy of that documentary and I cannot fucking find it.
00:27:31
Matt LaRose
is driving me mental.
00:27:34
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:27:34
Matt LaRose
But i i thought it I thought it was good. I thought it was... ah In my mind, I thought it was going to be like way more about m MMA, which would make sense after watching it that it wouldn't because like like what you're saying, like it was really just about two really fucked up individuals and just like in their day-to-day, it just so happens that one of them is like an insane...
00:28:00
Matt LaRose
cage or i guess fighter guy it wasn't even cage fighting back then um but like what was interesting was like
00:28:13
Matt LaRose
he did a good job when he was playing like a dude that was fucked up on drugs like that was what was crazy to me like when he was and this goes into another part about the movie, about how well it was shot, when they would get into arguments and shit like that, it would like be really uncomfortable watching it.
00:28:31
Matt LaRose
you know like And so like it's the scene that I'm talking about when she walks out and he's like on the couch with like a bowl of cereal just completely like nodding off.
00:28:37
Fuck Off
Sitting on the couch by himself in the morning.
00:28:43
Matt LaRose
And the Rock's like, I'm like, wow, it looks like this dude's really fucking just jacked on fucking opiates right now. And then fucking... I fucking would if I was in a relationship with either of these people, I would kill them both because it's like they just fucking she comes out and says something shitty and he's like, what are you talking about?
00:29:04
Matt LaRose
What? And then like they just fucking pick at each other until it turns into a full blown fucking smashing doors and throwing plates and breaking bowls and screaming each
00:29:13
Fuck Off
And they didn't do an, I don't think they did a good enough job. I think they were too fair to her. I think that he was overly kind to her. They didn't show her doing the drugs and as much, they were just more alluding to it all.
00:29:27
Matt LaRose
yeah the only thing they showed her to do was when she went out and got drunk with her buddy and like that was it yeah this is wild
00:29:29
Fuck Off
Drink. Yeah. And she was shooting up and doing other shit. She was pilling. Yeah. I mean, so i don't know. Some of that I thought they could have done a more with. I was surprised that they didn't,
00:29:45
Fuck Off
Because people who don't know the story are like, well, I guess she was bad, but not as bad as him. He was terrible with.
00:29:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And the documentary is unreal. They are just truly too terrible.
00:29:57
Fuck Off
Oh, she's fucking brutal.
00:29:59
Matt LaRose
I would have fucking... And like it's like when they had the fight right before the Igor Votchanchin fight. and like That's like so real, dude.
00:30:04
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:30:06
Matt LaRose
It's like, are you why you fucking kidding me right now?
00:30:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would have thrown her out of the fucking.
00:30:11
Matt LaRose
Like...
00:30:11
Fuck Off
I think they should have done. Emily Blunt is talented. too talented to not have been used, I think, even more than she was. I think she would have been great diving into that role of, you know, sinking into the addiction piece as well.
00:30:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She did seem a little understated, you know, but, uh, it was, it was good, man.
00:30:30
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:30:33
Matt LaRose
I liked it. It was definitely like, uh, like, like I said, I think in my mind I was going to be like, Oh, they're going to be going like back, like so much like pride and UFC.
00:30:43
Matt LaRose
And then it was like, it really was just a story about two people. And then like, I was, I was curious as to how they would end it because like, it's kind of a fucked up story, but like, it didn't end in like tragedy or anything. And it just kind of seemed like a movie about two people that just ended up like they, it just stopped. Like it just ended like they're like, yeah, he lost, ah he lost the heavyweight grand prix. And then ah they got married and then divorced. And here he is now, you know what I mean? It was like, kind of, it really was just like a snapshot of two people's lives, you know?
00:31:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, 100%.
00:31:22
Matt LaRose
Which, you know, if you like a character study, was a good fucking movie, you know. There was a homie in there that was dressed in his full UFC kit when I went out and took a piss halfway through. I saw him come out.
00:31:33
Matt LaRose
He came out too, and i was like, oh.
00:31:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, and a couple of grandmothers. That was cool.
00:31:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's interesting. So the movie ultimately, they they said it flopped, and I don't know if it flopped because like,
00:31:40
Fuck Off
Didn't do well, huh?
00:31:45
Matt LaRose
the taylor ah Taylor Swift thing or just people didn't go see it, but I don't know. i'd guess if I guess it flopped, but it seems like for me, like a lot of times.
00:31:53
Fuck Off
Why wouldn't it flop? It's still fucking football is getting going.
00:31:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:31:58
Fuck Off
it's ah It's a football weekend.
00:32:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:01
Fuck Off
It's not a holiday weekend, which is this one coming.
00:32:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:05
Fuck Off
It was a nice weekend. and we
00:32:07
Matt LaRose
ah yeah, a nice autumn weekend.
00:32:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:32:09
Matt LaRose
It was, uh, it literally came out the same exact day as this massive Taylor Swift fucking thing. You know, you got, you got a girlfriend or or a wife or a daughter or whatever.
00:32:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, so that's never going to win anyway.
00:32:21
Matt LaRose
And it's like, Hey, do you want to go see the smashing machine with me? Or would you rather go see Taylor Swift? Like, I mean, you saw the amount of fucking broads that were there in the line all fucking being like, I'm so excited.
00:32:32
Matt LaRose
It was like they were all fucking ready to fucking party with these. It's it's what these like, is this what Beatlemania was like?
00:32:36
Fuck Off
It's crazy I don't know I think it was worse
00:32:39
Matt LaRose
Like people are just fucking obsessed. Like.
00:32:45
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:32:48
Matt LaRose
It's wild. So the smashing machine up next, I think maybe I might go see the new Tron movie at some point here.
00:32:54
Fuck Off
um i'm good i'm so I'm going directly to the Leonardo DiCaprio movie
00:33:00
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, I want to see that one too. That's out now though too.
00:33:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what I'm going to see first.
00:33:04
Matt LaRose
Tron's not out yet.
00:33:05
Fuck Off
I'll see that before Tron.
00:33:07
Matt LaRose
I was just going to go see Tron because that would be fun to go do some mushrooms or some weed and go see fucking Tron.
00:33:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, if we do it, mushrooms, I'm in.
00:33:15
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:33:19
Matt LaRose
i was I was trying to think. There was a fucking terrible movie trailer that i wanted to talk that I wanted to talk to you about and I didn't write it down. I forgot what it was so it ends up working out fine that way.
00:33:30
Fuck Off
Was it the one with Ethan Hawke?
00:33:32
Matt LaRose
It was that one. It was it was like a horror movie. apparently
00:33:35
Fuck Off
like Like, what is it called? Like Black Phone 2 or something like that.
00:33:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Black Phone 2. I didn't even know there was a Black Phone 1.
00:33:43
Fuck Off
No, I didn't either.
00:33:44
Matt LaRose
And I'm like watching this movie. I'm watching this trailer and i'm like, is this? I couldn't tell what was happening because it seemed like an absolute like Like I was like, oh, it's a Jason movie.
00:33:56
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's a fucking Freddy movie. And then it's like, and it's like, oh, it's I know what you did last summer movie. Like, and then it was like, oh no, this actually, like, I thought it was like a spoof trailer almost. Like,
00:34:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, no, it's a terrible movie. But I like whatever Ethan Hawke does, honestly. Ethan Hawke is a good actor.
00:34:14
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I don't know if I agree with that.
00:34:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a good actor. He's been in some good fucking movie. He was great in Training Day. He's great in everything.
00:34:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, he was great in training day. I just, I have recently watched a movie with him in and it was fucking, he played a bitch. It was about the end of the world.
00:34:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, sci-fi movies fucking suck.
00:34:37
Matt LaRose
What the fuck was that movie? The
00:34:42
Matt LaRose
leave the world behind, right?
00:34:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they rent a house and then it's fucking the end of the world. And he's like a, they literally write him as like a fucking little cuck dude.
00:34:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:52
Matt LaRose
He's a bitch. It's fucking brutal.
00:34:57
Fuck Off
I think he did a ah Western before that too, which was decent.
00:34:57
Matt LaRose
But anyways, yeah.
00:35:01
Matt LaRose
It was funny because ah I think it was that trailer. MEC had gotten up and left the theater And then that trailer came on and I was like, it's actually, it's actually, actually a good thing that she's not in here with this trailer.
00:35:12
Fuck Off
That's perfect timing.
00:35:16
Matt LaRose
Cause she would not dig this.
00:35:17
Fuck Off
She doesn't dig that shit.
00:35:19
Matt LaRose
No, she did not like that at all.
00:35:20
Fuck Off
It's got to be puppy dogs and ice cream.
00:35:21
Matt LaRose
It was, she was really funny too, because, uh, when they were in the smashing machine, when they were talking about when the Japanese lady was going over like the new rule changes and they were saying that you can't knee to the head.
00:35:35
Matt LaRose
ah And MEC looks at me and she's like, you can do that. And I was like, i was like, we got, I was like, we got to get MEC watching some old pride fights. Cause she has no idea. Like.
00:35:46
Fuck Off
When they went through it they were like, no in this tournament, there will be no eye gouging.
00:35:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:50
Fuck Off
yeah will be There will be no shots to the genitalia.
00:35:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:54
Matt LaRose
There will be no head butting.
00:35:56
Fuck Off
No head putting. Yeah.
00:35:58
Matt LaRose
We got to show her like some of the old like Shogun fights when he's like jumping over people's guard to stomp them in the head and shit like that.
00:36:08
Fuck Off
I need to pull up the real... I'll pull out smashing machine to show her what Mark Kerr did with even his chin, just driving into that eyeball.
00:36:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Just driving into people's eye sockets and shit.
00:36:20
Fuck Off
No more eye fucking damage.
00:36:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you can't be fucking. What did they use? They changed it now, but they used to say. ah
00:36:30
Matt LaRose
You can't put your ah you can't put any digits in another person's orifice natural or manmade.
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
So I can't finger your butthole or jam my thumb into the cut in your eye.
00:36:47
Fuck Off
Right. And both of those things are done and were done more often.
00:36:52
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Especially in Brazil with those motherfuckers, man.
00:36:58
Fuck Off
They did.
00:36:58
Matt LaRose
that
00:36:58
Fuck Off
theyd They'd stick their thumb into cuts and shit.
00:37:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's what was actually funny about ah when Vanderlei Silva got fucking sucker punched a couple weeks ago. There was like it's fucked up that that dude did that to him.
00:37:11
Matt LaRose
But like also like Vanderlei was headbutting that guy like seven times before that. All that shit happened. Like he got disqualified for headbutting.
00:37:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's great.
00:37:21
Matt LaRose
It's like so it's like I mean you know That dude just should not Fight anymore he's it's amazing That he has any brain left to damage Yeah that's true go to Brazil
00:37:24
Fuck Off
I'm fine with it all.
00:37:31
Fuck Off
What else is he going to do?
00:37:36
Fuck Off
I mean, these guys aren't going to keep making money. I don't know what else they're going to do.
00:37:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah it's interesting because uh
00:37:42
Fuck Off
We're going to see a lot of them die before the age of 60.
00:37:49
Matt LaRose
Like with like Arthur Jones just passing away for, I don't know what happened yet, but like there.
00:37:55
Fuck Off
I think they said had a pacemaker or something, and made they're alluding to the fact that it was something like that.
00:37:58
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:38:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But like, so maybe he you had mentioned that maybe it was a suicide, but like, even if it wasn't him, like there have been so many people now that have like junior say, Oh, fucking Dave mirror, the BMX guy, fucking.
00:38:16
Matt LaRose
I mean, Chris Benoit, like all these dudes who've had sir serious CTE, like offing themselves and shit.
00:38:20
Fuck Off
CTE. CTE.
00:38:23
Matt LaRose
It's like, that's gotta happen to like fighters at some point. Right.
00:38:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, so this started right around the time, you know, all this started happening right when I was around,
00:38:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:36
Fuck Off
i don't know, 20, 18, 20, UFC 1. And so that's around, what, like 90, 95, 94?
00:38:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:43
Fuck Off
Yeah. and
00:38:49
Fuck Off
so that's around what like ninety
00:38:52
Matt LaRose
It was 92.
00:38:53
Fuck Off
ninety five ninety four
00:38:56
Matt LaRose
think it's because I was like
00:38:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, maybe it is 92.
00:38:59
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:39:01
Fuck Off
So 92, 93, 18. So, you know, that's 30-something years ago. So, yeah, these are all guys now that are late 50s and younger that you start looking at as to how it became more prominent and then what we start seeing. Because we haven't seen a lot of weird shit outside of Evan Tanner wandering the desert.
00:39:28
Fuck Off
on a walkabout, you would think guys like Diego Sanchez don't have a lot of time or Chuck Liddell or like a lot of these guys are going they can't talk already, but at some point, yeah,
00:39:39
Matt LaRose
Great example is ah whatever the fuck is going on with my boy BJ Penn right now.
00:39:45
Fuck Off
even better example. He's been fighting 19 years. He's what? 47, Yeah. 40. Yeah.
00:39:49
Matt LaRose
and And that dude has like taken punishment to deliver punishment. I'm like,
00:39:55
Fuck Off
yeah
00:39:56
Matt LaRose
I mean, look at guys like think about like Max Holloway. Like he's only fucking 32 years old. Like what's going to happen to that dude in 30 years 20 years? Hmm.
00:40:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. i think, you know, and you almost have to equate it a little bit to like wrestling. it's ah It's easier on their bodies, I think, than wrestling where they're wrestling every night and traveling the way they do. It's not like that now.
00:40:20
Fuck Off
But as far as damage and taking damage, um it's fucking right up there.
00:40:31
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:40:35
Fuck Off
think we're going see a lot of deaths, man.
00:40:37
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:40:38
Fuck Off
You mark my words. Within the next five years, ah for
00:40:44
Matt LaRose
We're going to start seeing some
00:40:46
Fuck Off
yeah before the end of 2030, we're going to start seeing a slew of MMA dudes dying.
00:40:51
Matt LaRose
interesting.
00:40:53
Fuck Off
Let's fucking put a fucking bookmark on that.
00:40:54
Matt LaRose
All right. Mark this. Savastradamus curators, please.
00:40:58
Fuck Off
Savstradamus. Savstradamus.
00:41:04
Matt LaRose
Speaking of people doing fucked up things, can you give me a fucking quick rundown on what's happening with your boy, Mark Sanchez, the butt fumble? but
00:41:12
Fuck Off
I don't really know what's going on with that guy.
00:41:12
Matt LaRose
I see. I just saw, I saw this dude stab somebody and then fucking was drunk and then went to the hospital and then went
00:41:21
Fuck Off
I don't get how he's in jail for stabbing someone and delivering serious injury when he was the one who was stabbed with serious injury in the hospital.
00:41:29
Matt LaRose
Because I think he jumped inside a dude's truck while the dude was in it. And that's why, which if you jump in my truck, I'm going to fucking, well, I would probably shoot you, but I'm at least going to stab you.
00:41:40
Matt LaRose
But now this guy is in jail. And then I heard the other guy is still in the hospital and he's going to sue Mark Sanchez, which obviously he's going to sue Mark Sanchez.
00:41:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, and Fox. He's suing him for like $40 million or something.
00:41:51
Matt LaRose
Damn. There's some crazy shit going down with this dude.
00:41:55
Fuck Off
So what happened? was he Did he try to... I don't know what happened.
00:41:58
Matt LaRose
I don't know.
00:42:00
Fuck Off
He was drunk, they said, and then did he get into the wrong car?
00:42:03
Matt LaRose
He was definitely drunk.
00:42:04
Fuck Off
don't know.
00:42:05
Matt LaRose
What happened? i What happened to Mark Sanchez? Felony battery charge.
00:42:12
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:42:13
Fuck Off
Sounds like a your standard variety, he said, he said.
00:42:17
Matt LaRose
Hmm
00:42:22
Matt LaRose
san hasz allegedly crimeed in the victim's trucking and kept him from calling for help
00:42:31
Matt LaRose
I was in, I was felt I was in physical danger. So he pepper sprayed Mark Sanchez.
00:42:37
Fuck Off
And then stabbed him.
00:42:38
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:42:39
Fuck Off
Maybe he was just drunk. I don't know.
00:42:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. As you do, you get drunk and you do stupid shit, right? That's what we all do. ah Let me see. He was arrested by Indianapolis Metropolitan Police.
00:42:57
Matt LaRose
a Suspicion of battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle in public intoxication.
00:43:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, they have it all on video too.
00:43:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, he fucking got drunk. He went in the wrong car. He got stabbed.
00:43:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they won't actually say exactly what happened, but yeah, I think what you said is what happened. Interesting.
00:43:24
Matt LaRose
Big night tonight, Richie.
00:43:26
Fuck Off
What happened?
00:43:27
Matt LaRose
it's ah It's your your Boston Bruins season opener on the national broadcast on TNT at 7.30. They
00:43:36
Fuck Off
My Florida Panthers actually won already.
00:43:39
Matt LaRose
they sure did. I watched the third period.
00:43:41
Fuck Off
They're 1-0. They won Raised the banner.
00:43:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:45
Fuck Off
Showed the cup.
00:43:47
Matt LaRose
They got all their rings.
00:43:49
Fuck Off
Goddamn as American as you can get out there. Marshawn was out there.
00:43:53
Matt LaRose
Signed for through 2030, believe.
00:43:55
Fuck Off
Fergie was out there. There's not a more American team to root for.
00:43:57
Matt LaRose
painful.
00:43:59
Matt LaRose
They're the fucking best team in the NH. They're fucking awesome. oh
00:44:03
Fuck Off
they are um And they're picked to but make another run potentially.
00:44:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:08
Fuck Off
Although the leading candidates, i what do they got right now? I think most of the money is on Colorado and then ah Toronto, which is never going to happen.
00:44:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:20
Fuck Off
So I'm not worried about that.
00:44:21
Matt LaRose
Nope.
00:44:22
Fuck Off
And then Florida.
00:44:22
Matt LaRose
Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Gabriel Landeskog coming back for the avalanche tonight, playing his first game since 2022. He's a dude who he did some shit to his knee like you did to your knee.
00:44:35
Matt LaRose
And then they were like, ah rehab this for a year. And he was like, all right, I'm rehabbing this for a year. And then they're like, all right, pal, get out there. And he was like, all right. And then he blew his knee out again.
00:44:45
Matt LaRose
And then they rehabbed it again. And then he was like, I'm all better. And then he was like, I'm having some knee pain. And they were like, your entire knee is full of infection. And this dude has just been fucking one after another after another with this fucking guy.
00:44:58
Fuck Off
Fuck, man. It's brutal. That only gets worse when you get older, too.
00:45:03
Matt LaRose
oh yeah.
00:45:03
Fuck Off
fuck
00:45:04
Matt LaRose
He's going to be fucked.
00:45:04
Fuck Off
He just crunches. Actually, I don't know, man. Hockey, it's too early for hockey. It's football season.
00:45:12
Matt LaRose
I know. You always say football season.
00:45:12
Fuck Off
You know my thoughts on this.
00:45:15
Matt LaRose
You always say it's football season, and speaking of which, you're Patriots. I got to tell you, is it is it am I out of mind by saying the Patriots are a frisky and fun football team? These guys, fucking it's a good time to watch them, man. even if Even when they don't win, yeah as you said, when they don't win, the games are still fucking close, and then they pull one out of their ass on Sunday night.
00:45:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's good. they they They're not good.
00:45:45
Matt LaRose
That's why I said frisky and fun. Yeah.
00:45:47
Fuck Off
I like frisky and fun because they make way too many mistakes.
00:45:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:45:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:45:52
Fuck Off
they are ah Most of them are self-inflicted. Most of them are mental. Yeah.
00:46:01
Fuck Off
And a lot of it has to do with just playing together as a team, which they just haven't done. They they really do need another year. Timing. And Drake May still throws a lot of bad balls, in my opinion.
00:46:09
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:46:11
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you, I like this kid. He's awesome.
00:46:14
Fuck Off
He's got lightning in his arm.
00:46:15
Matt LaRose
He's got lightning in his arm.
00:46:16
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:17
Matt LaRose
He's not afraid to run the fuck out of the ball. And he's just, it's exciting, man. The Pats are a young, exciting football team.
00:46:25
Matt LaRose
I've been enjoying keeping up with them this year. And I haven't been able to say that about the Patriots or football in a long, long time.
00:46:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's fun.
00:46:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:33
Fuck Off
I think they're going to be in a lot of tough games. I think they're, like I said before, they have a real shot at making the playoffs. They have a real shot at not making the playoffs.
00:46:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:43
Fuck Off
But either way, for the most part, they're going to be in a lot of games. They have a good defense. They've got excellent cornerbacks. They've got a great D-line.
00:46:55
Fuck Off
And they have a kid on offense who's exciting. Although we lost Gibson, our second running back. That should have been our – yeah, on a kick return, we lost him.
00:47:03
Matt LaRose
he's gonna say it' running back right what happened to him
00:47:10
Fuck Off
He was returning a kick. He jumped up in the air. He got fucking throttled. He fumbled the ball, and he blew out his ACL.
00:47:16
Matt LaRose
that's not a quick recovery
00:47:18
Fuck Off
No, he's gone for the year, and he was our leading like kick returner guy too. So we have to use Trayvon Henderson more, who's our – draft pick from Ohio State. He's the one who ran back that kick in the preseason.
00:47:30
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:47:30
Fuck Off
So he's electric. He's just got to do a better job of understanding his roles, especially in the passing game, picking up the blitz.
00:47:37
Matt LaRose
Know your role and do your job.
00:47:38
Fuck Off
Know your role, baby.
00:47:41
Matt LaRose
That's what coach Belichick used to say.
00:47:43
Fuck Off
They say, speaking of him, people are all over that dude. They want a job.
00:47:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. They're all over him. He just, uh, he just lost died by the hands of your Clemson Tigers.
00:47:55
Fuck Off
but Yeah, fucking they suck too.
00:47:58
Matt LaRose
He was crazy about Belichick. It's like, I keep seeing footage of his fucking girlfriend. I keep wanting to call her his old lady, but it's not true. His fucking girlfriend's like on the, yeah, she's on the sidelines with him all the time.
00:48:07
Fuck Off
she's She's getting hotter.
00:48:11
Matt LaRose
Like she fucking, she's running his ship, man.
00:48:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's loving it.
00:48:14
Fuck Off
He's ripping the fucking walls off of that.
00:48:18
Matt LaRose
What a wild, what a wild, like, you said it a couple of weeks ago and I didn't know if I believed it, but I think Bill Belichick might be going crazy. Might've gone crazy.
00:48:28
Fuck Off
He just doesn't give a fuck. I think he's got dementia. He's like, hey, I'm in college again.
00:48:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's gone full full Jack Nicholson.
00:48:36
Fuck Off
Full Leo.
00:48:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's wild.
00:48:41
Fuck Off
Hey, good for him. He's getting some young tight snapper.
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah.
00:48:44
Fuck Off
I'd do whatever she wanted to.
00:48:44
Matt LaRose
yeah Gonna die soon anyway, so fuck it.
00:48:48
Fuck Off
Give me that ass. Give me this fucking shave box. You think he's ever seen that in his life? No.
00:48:52
Matt LaRose
No. No. He's living life.
00:48:57
Fuck Off
Fucking runner-up from Miss Maine. Come on.
00:48:59
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Maine.
00:49:01
Fuck Off
I knew a Miss Maine. I knew a couple Miss Mains.
00:49:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:05
Matt LaRose
Did you finger any of them?
00:49:06
Fuck Off
ah No. My buddy's daughter was a Miss Maine. I didn't finger her.
00:49:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Don't do that. Don't finger your buddy's daughter.
00:49:13
Fuck Off
no I would have, but...
00:49:18
Fuck Off
No.
00:49:19
Matt LaRose
I was just up in New Hampshire. I ran the kank on Sunday. Saturday.
00:49:23
Fuck Off
The Kangamangus Highway?
00:49:24
Matt LaRose
Sure did. I ran it nice and early in the morning. I beat all the traffic. It was a good time. Speaking of ah big wins in football, my Badgers are really not getting any of those, man.
00:49:36
Matt LaRose
They're fucking...
00:49:38
Fuck Off
They're not a good squad.
00:49:39
Matt LaRose
there They're hurting. They're hurting for certain.
00:49:46
Fuck Off
They need a break so that they can go do other things.
00:49:53
Matt LaRose
Like not play football?
00:49:54
Fuck Off
Like what is Wisconsin even good at?
00:49:56
Matt LaRose
Cheese? Yeah,
00:49:57
Fuck Off
They have decent wrestling.
00:50:00
Matt LaRose
was going say they're wrestling.
00:50:01
Fuck Off
I think they have a decent female volleyball team for some reason.
00:50:05
Matt LaRose
Well, I do love me some volleyball, I'll tell you what. ah This weekend we have ah Iowa. sad Ooh, Saturday at 7 o'clock at night on FS1.
00:50:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:50:16
Matt LaRose
I'll watch that. And then, oh, Saturday night at 7.30 on the ACC, Clemson has Boston College.
00:50:23
Fuck Off
yeah they're going to crush those homos.
00:50:26
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. Oh, Wisconsin and Clemson still have the same record, All right. all right Saturday night's a big night. You're going to be able to watch Clemson, Wisconsin, and the UFC all at the same time.
00:50:41
Fuck Off
Hmm. There's UFC fights again.
00:50:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, there's ah ah like a fight night this week.
00:50:51
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you all about it, but first let's talk about UFC 320, which was last weekend. Did you watch that?
00:50:59
Fuck Off
I watched all of it except for the main card.
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
Let me see.
00:51:06
Fuck Off
But I saw i saw some of the fights.
00:51:09
Matt LaRose
The opening fight was Veronica Hardy, which was Dan Hardy's wife.
00:51:11
Fuck Off
Two chicks.
00:51:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Veronica Hardy versus Brogan Walker. Veronica Hardy won a three-round decision.
00:51:18
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
And then we watched Paige Van Zandt's boy, Austin Vandiford, get smoked. He lost the second-round submission.
00:51:26
Fuck Off
Speaking of big gashes,
00:51:28
Matt LaRose
Hmm, hmm, hmm.
00:51:30
Fuck Off
he went home with two gashes that night. The one over his eye and the one between his broads fucking shorts.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
He sure did.
00:51:36
Matt LaRose
How'd you like seeing your girl? You haven't seen her in a minute, right?
00:51:39
Fuck Off
I love just how fucking she's really a pig.
00:51:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she just doesn't. She doesn't. Hmm.
00:51:45
Fuck Off
don't even like when she she's there like as just a regular human doing that in a corner. She's disgusting.
00:51:51
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:51:52
Fuck Off
She's only hot when she's covered in oil sloppy with her fucking beef flaps just dripping watermelon off of them.
00:52:01
Matt LaRose
oh Uh, Yana Santos defeated Macy Chayas and via three round decision. Them, them two girls was angry with each other.
00:52:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, I liked it. Santos, that's Tiago Santos' wife.
00:52:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I didn't realize that was good for him marrying a straight up Russian.
00:52:15
Fuck Off
She, uh, she, yeah, ATT, baby.
00:52:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:21
Fuck Off
She was pissed because Chazon missed weight again.
00:52:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Hmm.
00:52:25
Fuck Off
Didn't even try to burn off the extra three pounds. So, Yana went after her hard. Almost fucking cost her, because I think she shot her wad. She was hanging on at the end.
00:52:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the third round she was fucking a little bit tired there and then she got underneath her and couldn't get out.
00:52:38
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:52:39
Matt LaRose
couldn't get that Couldn't get that dude off of her.
00:52:41
Fuck Off
You know that wasn't going to happen.
00:52:45
Matt LaRose
ah And then let me see. The prelims. I don't remember who. Oh, Edmund Shabrzian knocked out Andre Munoz.
00:52:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:52:55
Matt LaRose
This fucking patchy mix dude lost again.
00:52:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's terrible. yeah
00:52:59
Matt LaRose
Loser leave town. Get the fuck out of here.
00:53:00
Fuck Off
I called that one too.
00:53:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:02
Fuck Off
You talked me into bringing you to jumping on the other kids.
00:53:05
Matt LaRose
That's right. And I guess that dude, he's a Polish dude. He's Joanna. You own Jay checks his teammate.
00:53:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, was his coach.
00:53:12
Matt LaRose
Like, yeah, they kept cutting to her in the crowd and shit. So anytime I get to look at that little fucking snap or I'll have a look, you know, I liked it better when she was fresh out of Poland and had, didn't have all of her work done yet.
00:53:20
Fuck Off
I guess.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
She just looked like she was bombed out.
00:53:28
Fuck Off
Notes for Ratu.
00:53:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. She looked bombed out and depleted.
00:53:31
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:53:33
Matt LaRose
ah
00:53:33
Fuck Off
I'd look at her fake tits right now. I don't like fake tits, but I'd take a look at them.
00:53:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, for sure. ah um Tough night for South Korea. Yuju Sang lost to Daniel Santos. He got knocked the fuck out.
00:53:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, wasn't he undefeated? i thought his O was going to
00:53:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was 9-0. Now he's 9-1.
00:53:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:53:52
Matt LaRose
This is about where I started to fall in and out of conscious for the rest of the night. The main fight of the prelims was Atiba Gautier knocked out Trayston Vines in the first round. That was a Candyland fight.
00:54:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, no surprise there. That kid is legit.
00:54:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's ah he fucks people up, man.
00:54:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's great.
00:54:14
Matt LaRose
All right, let me see. And then ah opening up the main card, your boy Joe Pfeiffer subbed out fucking Avispin Magomedov in the first round. as i well
00:54:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, no surprise there.
00:54:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Joe Pfeiffer did one for America.
00:54:27
Fuck Off
I told you it was happening.
00:54:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you did.
00:54:29
Matt LaRose
You had, you sold me on that. Um, up next, Yusuf Zalal. Uh, I think it was, I don't remember. Was it an arm bar? I think on Josh Emmett in the first round, a minute and a half.
00:54:29
Fuck Off
My fucking picks were spot on this week.
00:54:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck Josh Emmett. I got that wrong, actually.
00:54:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you got that one wrong. That was, uh, that was, he didn't, he wasn't even in that fight. That dude just came out and smoked them. Hmm.
00:54:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck Josh Hammond. It was a dumb pick.
00:54:54
Matt LaRose
You're 40.
00:54:54
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:54:54
Fuck Off
It sucked.
00:54:57
Matt LaRose
Uh, Yuri pro Hotchka knocked out Khalil round tree jr. In the third round.
00:55:01
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, I got this one wrong, too.
00:55:01
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:55:02
Fuck Off
I got two wrong. um I don't know, man. Like, this is what I would have said would have happened last fight, or this is what I did say was going to happen. them Then it didn't. I thought, oh, maybe he got through it, but maybe he actually didn't get through it.
00:55:16
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is he won the first two rounds of the fight.
00:55:20
Fuck Off
Aye, aye.
00:55:20
Matt LaRose
It just on the third round, Yuri turned, Yuri turned it up and poured it on him and he couldn't, It gassed him out and he beat the fuck out of him. But, I mean, like you know like you said, you yeah I tell you this much.
00:55:35
Matt LaRose
No matter what, whether he won the first two rounds or not, that dude cannot keep taking beatings like this. Because it's like every time this happens, his nose explodes, he gets the fuck punched out.
00:55:42
Fuck Off
ah yeah
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
Like, talk about CTE. This dude's taking all the CTEs.
00:55:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's – those boys hit hard too. But, you know, they're all – go ahead, finish it up because we'll we'll get to it anyway.
00:55:58
Matt LaRose
Oh, uh, in the co-main event of the evening, Merabh Diwalishvili won a five round decision over Corey Sanhagen shot 20 successful takedowns.
00:56:12
Matt LaRose
Just a wrestle. Fuck this dude. I mean, Corey Sanhagen actually looked really good. I mean, looked better than everybody else that's fought against Merabh, but this dude Merabh is just a fucking,
00:56:24
Fuck Off
Well, he looked good because of what I think we talked about was he had the he's probably got the best cardio in the entire division outside of Marab.
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:56:35
Fuck Off
And I think that that's ultimately what allowed him to hang in. But, I mean, it was not close.
00:56:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was not close. Marab is fucking unbelievable. And I was awake for that. I was in and out falling asleep for every round. And i that round ended. And I said, oh my God, i cannot do another five round fight tonight. There's no way I'm going to be able to stay awake. If Pereira and Uncle I have goes five rounds.
00:57:03
Matt LaRose
I'm never going to be able to stay awake for this.
00:57:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:05
Matt LaRose
And then, uh, wouldn't you know it in the main event of the evening, Alex Pereira knocks out Magomed Ankulaev in 80 seconds, one minute and 20 seconds.
00:57:13
Fuck Off
yeah
00:57:16
Matt LaRose
The fucking, are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on. Fucking Pereira comes right out of his corner, right at the guy, chucks a fucking one, two right down the middle and never takes the foot off the gas.
00:57:28
Matt LaRose
until he fucking hits him with a sweet overhand right behind the fucking ear and drops him and then gets on top of him and hammer fists the fuck out of him.
00:57:36
Fuck Off
Fucking starched him.
00:57:39
Matt LaRose
Herb Dean won't stop the fight, so then decides, I'll be the guy that's going to show people that you this is why you should use twelve to six elbows to finish fights and just fucking 12-6 to Ankaliev until mercifully fucking Herb Dean stopped the fight.
00:57:56
Fuck Off
Yeah. who is He's too fucking big. 40.
00:58:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was two. What'd they say he was?
00:58:04
Fuck Off
forty
00:58:05
Matt LaRose
two Yeah, I think he was 239 the day of the fight after making 205 pounds.
00:58:12
Matt LaRose
Which begs the question, Richie, you always talk about how big John Jones is, but that's about how big John Jones is.
00:58:22
Fuck Off
Well, yeah. Jones will get up to 260, though.
00:58:28
Matt LaRose
You think he'd bulk back, he would go up in weight?
00:58:31
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:34
Matt LaRose
I think they'd fight straight up. cha so Your uncle Chael Sonnen says that Jon Jones should go to 205 and challenge Pereira for his belt.
00:58:48
Fuck Off
no fucking way he can make 205.
00:58:49
Matt LaRose
I know, fuck that. And honestly, I don't want Pereira to go to 205. I don't want him to cut weight. Let this guy just be fucking healthy. Let him be big. Let him fucking get a good training camp in and fucking let it rip, you know?
00:59:04
Fuck Off
John Jones would beat him.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
You think so?
00:59:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, very easily.
00:59:08
Matt LaRose
I think he probably still would beat him.
00:59:09
Fuck Off
i I think he would do the same thing to him as he just did to Akala.
00:59:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:16
Matt LaRose
Uncle I have,
00:59:17
Fuck Off
I think the fight would be identical.
00:59:20
Matt LaRose
I could see that actually.
00:59:21
Fuck Off
Except instead of a right hand, he'll do what we'll use his long legs for for that distance. He'll get in on him.
00:59:33
Fuck Off
He'll take him down.
00:59:36
Fuck Off
That'll be that. Ain't no way he's getting up from under Jon Jones.
00:59:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I don't think he'd be able to get out from underneath that fucking guy. That's for sure.
00:59:46
Fuck Off
No.
00:59:47
Matt LaRose
They should just do a kickboxing match because I would like to watch that.
00:59:50
Fuck Off
Well, that would not behoove Jon Jones.
00:59:55
Matt LaRose
I don't think anything would behoove John Jones because I think Pereira is a fucking
01:00:02
Matt LaRose
he's on one right now. This dude is awesome. He's the fucking man who's better than Pereira.
01:00:07
Fuck Off
ah John Jones.
01:00:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, baby.
01:00:10
Fuck Off
John Jones is definitely better. And honestly, um so I guess we can get into this now. Who's better than Pereira? The two things to talk about.
01:00:22
Fuck Off
One would be who's next for these people.
01:00:24
Matt LaRose
Right.
01:00:25
Fuck Off
And then second would be pound for pound. I read an article today about the top six pound for pound fighters in the UFC. Okay.
01:00:37
Fuck Off
By the way, number 10 was Francis Ngannou.
01:00:41
Matt LaRose
He's not in the UFC, so then...
01:00:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, which is stupid, but Jon Jones wasn't on there.
01:00:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah,
01:00:44
Fuck Off
So, like, what does that even mean?
01:00:46
Matt LaRose
yeah that doesn't make sense to me.
01:00:48
Fuck Off
So, number one was Ilya. Number two was...
01:00:55
Fuck Off
ah My man, Dishwali.
01:00:59
Matt LaRose
Marab Duvalishvili?
01:01:01
Fuck Off
Number three was...
01:01:04
Matt LaRose
Islam?
01:01:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, Islam.
01:01:14
Fuck Off
Actually, number two may have been Islam. Number three was Marab.
01:01:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:20
Fuck Off
Number four was...
01:01:29
Fuck Off
Oh, pen maybe it was Pantoja? Pantoja.
01:01:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, I can see that. i mean i should be Googling this while you're trying to recite it.
01:01:37
Fuck Off
And then number five was Alex Pereira.
01:01:45
Fuck Off
But more importantly, number six is where I was stuck.
01:01:51
Matt LaRose
According to that, which is the UFC athlete rankings,
01:01:58
Matt LaRose
number one is Ilya Teporia, number two is Islam Makachev, number three is Barab Duvalishvili, number four is your boy Kams Matchemaev, number five is Pantoja, number six is Pereira, which you just said, number seven is Volk, number eight, Jack Della Maddalena, number nine, Tom Aspinall, number 10, Drikas Duplicy.
01:02:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, him.
01:02:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I saw a different list.
01:02:21
Matt LaRose
Right.
01:02:21
Fuck Off
But Dracus Duplicy, no. ah Magdalema, no. ah And who else did you say?
01:02:32
Matt LaRose
I got to pull it back up now.
01:02:34
Fuck Off
There's another one you said that Yeah, Tom Aspinall. There's no fucking way Tom Aspinall is one of the best pound-for-pound fighters in the world.
01:02:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:45
Fuck Off
He's just a big fucking dude calling out people.
01:02:48
Matt LaRose
He keeps. Well, yeah.
01:02:50
Fuck Off
That's it.
01:02:50
Matt LaRose
I can't believe they're making this dude fight Cyril gone. Like I couldn't care less about this fight.
01:02:59
Fuck Off
Because no one cares. he's he He's not good. He's not important.
01:03:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:03
Fuck Off
He's not impressive.
01:03:06
Matt LaRose
he he hasn't been fighting. That's the thing.
01:03:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's the and he's waiting for nothing. Like, he's Jake Paul.
01:03:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:11
Fuck Off
Like, grow the fuck up.
01:03:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:15
Fuck Off
So there's that. And the list I saw had Kazmat at number six behind Pereira, not at four, which is a joke.
01:03:21
Matt LaRose
enter Interesting.
01:03:23
Fuck Off
But um I guess we can keep Ilya at number one.
01:03:28
Matt LaRose
I think there's a lot of people on Ilya's jock and I'm not saying this guy's not good, but like number one pound for pound. Like if if you ask me, it's Islam
01:03:37
Fuck Off
No, that I would give it to Ilya over Islam.
01:03:41
Matt LaRose
or Marab really?
01:03:44
Fuck Off
and i And the reason is, when I looked at it, Ilya has knocked out everyone he's faced.
01:03:53
Matt LaRose
That's true.
01:03:54
Fuck Off
Max Holloway, no one knocks him out.
01:03:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:57
Fuck Off
ah The other dude for the belt, Volk.
01:03:57
Matt LaRose
Dubronx. Dubronx. Oh, yeah, Volk.
01:04:00
Fuck Off
And then Dubrox, like he is starching guys that are that have dominated their weight class.
01:04:03
Matt LaRose
He does starch these guys.
01:04:07
Fuck Off
And then he jumped up to do it, or wants to jump up to do it again, chasing Islam. So to to fight Dubrox, I'm okay with Ilya being in that number one slot, kind of like the Mighty Mouse thing.
01:04:20
Fuck Off
I think there's a good, that's good. But number two, it's Kazmat all day.
01:04:26
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
01:04:28
Fuck Off
And here's why. Marabh.
01:04:31
Fuck Off
He just does takedowns. cos Kazmat does that too. And he just finishes in a more dramatic, mauling fashion.
01:04:45
Fuck Off
ah Islam doesn't have what Kazmat has. And Ankoliyev,
01:04:54
Fuck Off
I think Kazmat would beat him.
01:04:56
Matt LaRose
I can see that. Uncle I have just got like totally exposed. He didn't. He wasn't even in that fight for a second. That was like when.
01:05:05
Fuck Off
I mean, he didn't get, I don't think he got exposed. not Nothing was done any differently. He got the fuck, he ran into power.
01:05:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was like this is like the same thing as when John Jones fought zero gun.
01:05:14
Fuck Off
He just,
01:05:17
Matt LaRose
It was like this guy just got fucking. He was never even in this fight for a second.
01:05:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, like this is a guy who's got big power. I went up in weight. This is what it was really like. He must have been hurt before. Like you can't argue with it.
01:05:28
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:05:29
Fuck Off
You could tell like he destroyed him.
01:05:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:32
Fuck Off
And I agree with what Chael said in it. Like normally there is no way ever that there's not a conversation around. Let's get a rubber match. Here's a third.
01:05:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:42
Fuck Off
Let's fucking put him in and make it happen. That's the arguably the next fight to make. But it's not. He fucking destroyed him.
01:05:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:50
Fuck Off
It's not even close to have the fight.
01:05:53
Matt LaRose
It's honestly, if you're not going to do bones, then you got to do like this Olberg guy, because it's like, you can't give uncle. I have a fucking rubber match after that. Cause he was never even in the fucking fight.
01:06:04
Matt LaRose
And then you can give it to Yuri, but Yuri is already Owen two against them.
01:06:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, you can't you can't give it to Yuri. he's That's a dumb fight. It's a waste of everybody's time, and it's not close.
01:06:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:15
Fuck Off
So, yes, the only fights to be made, it would be some type of super fight, either with Jones, who, frankly, you just can't trust.
01:06:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:24
Fuck Off
And outside of that, then what? I mean, at some point, you need to set the divisions straight and correct, right?
01:06:34
Fuck Off
You can't have double champs with nobody defending belts either.
01:06:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. You can, I, I, if you can get them to fight Jones, then you have Yuri fight fucking Olberg for the fucking number one contender match, you know, and then have a move on from there. Or I would have them fight Olberg before I have them fight Yuri.
01:06:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would too.
01:06:56
Matt LaRose
I've already seen him against Yuri. I don't give a fuck, you know?
Fight Predictions and Speculations
01:06:59
Fuck Off
I'd have Kazmak fight him.
01:07:01
Matt LaRose
Well, he said, Kazmat said he would fight him, but Pereira told him he's too small and he wants to move up in weight, not fucking.
01:07:08
Fuck Off
No, he should fight Anka Lai off.
01:07:10
Matt LaRose
Oh, you think I'm Goliath should fight Kamsat?
01:07:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:07:13
Matt LaRose
Oh my God. Kamsat would kill him. That would be awesome.
01:07:15
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
01:07:18
Matt LaRose
And by the way, speaking of your boy, Ilya, it just came out. This is like somewhat breaking news in the last day or so, but ah his old lady fucking hit him with the fucking papers, bitch.
01:07:29
Fuck Off
Clap.
01:07:30
Matt LaRose
She hit him with a divorce, man.
01:07:31
Fuck Off
Why? Is he out banging people?
01:07:33
Matt LaRose
I don't know, but you know he was always parading his wife and his fucking son around like they were fucking Spanish bullfighters, and then she just fucking hit him with the fucking divorce. Probably because he made a whole bunch of money, and she fucking wants it now.
01:07:46
Fuck Off
Probably because he's banging bitches.
01:07:47
Matt LaRose
And probably because he's banging bitches.
01:07:50
Fuck Off
You don't want to piss off those Spanish women.
01:07:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, those Latinos will fucking... So who knows what he's going to be like when he comes back if he's dealing with a crazy fucking baby mama. That might fuck his shit up.
01:08:00
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:01
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:08:03
Fuck Off
Quite possibly, much like Keith Urban.
01:08:06
Matt LaRose
Who's Keith Urban?
01:08:07
Fuck Off
He's married to Nicole Kidman.
01:08:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. keep Wait. isn't Is that the dude that played Dread? Or is he a country guy? Yeah.
01:08:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a country singer.
01:08:16
Matt LaRose
Oh, so wait, so what happened with that dude?
01:08:27
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:30
Fuck Off
What happened to that dude? He, uh, Nicole Kidman is his wife.
01:08:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:08:37
Fuck Off
And she slapped divorce papers on him because he's in concert singing about his like 19 year old guitarist or something.
01:08:44
Matt LaRose
shootoo Good for him. ah This weekend on Saturday, you got fights live from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
01:08:53
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:08:54
Matt LaRose
ah The undercard starts at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. You know I love me some early fights. I don't know who the first fight is, but the second white very second fight, very important, women's straw fate, Julia Polostri takes on Karolina Kovalkiewicz.
01:09:13
Fuck Off
She's still fighting, huh?
01:09:14
Matt LaRose
She's still fighting. She's at ATT now. She's having a renaissance.
01:09:18
Fuck Off
She was, but she lost her last fight.
01:09:20
Matt LaRose
She likes to wink at me. She's 39 years old, this Russian bitch.
01:09:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm still going pick her.
01:09:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, me too. ah Yeah, she lost her last two fights. She lost to Denise Gomez and Lasmin Luciano. Her last two wins were in 2023.
01:09:36
Matt LaRose
She beat Diana Babicha and Vanessa Dimopoulos.
01:09:39
Fuck Off
Who is she fighting?
01:09:40
Matt LaRose
Julia Polastri.
01:09:44
Fuck Off
That's her situation.
01:09:44
Matt LaRose
She just lost to Lupe Godinez. That's her only UFC fight.
01:09:48
Fuck Off
Oh, Lupe's good.
01:09:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Lupe is good. this check or Her nickname is Psycho. Psycho Julia Palastri.
01:09:56
Fuck Off
I remember this chick. Yeah, she's going to be Carolina, but I'm still picking Carolina.
01:10:02
Matt LaRose
I'll take Carolina because I like her.
01:10:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like her too, but she's not going to win this fight.
01:10:07
Matt LaRose
Up next, Kamaru Usman's brother, Mohamed Usman, at heavyweight is fighting Walter Valker.
01:10:14
Fuck Off
I've said it before, I'll say it again. His brother's terrible.
01:10:18
Matt LaRose
He is. This is actually a good heavyweight fight. Muhammad Usman's 12-4 and four in Walker's 14-1.
01:10:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, Walker's going to knock him out.
01:10:25
Matt LaRose
Very cool. Has this dude fought UFC before?
01:10:28
Fuck Off
Volker? Yeah.
01:10:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, yeah. He subbed Kennedy and Jukowu, and he and he subbed Junior Tafa, and he lost a decision. So he subs fucking everybody.
01:10:41
Fuck Off
I don't know if he'll be able to sub this guy. He's fucking huge.
01:10:44
Matt LaRose
He is huge. Muhammad Usman's a fucking brick shithouse, dude. Well, we'll see.
01:10:50
Fuck Off
We'll see. That's why they fight.
01:10:51
Matt LaRose
That's right. Let me see. Lucas Rocha and Stuart Nicoli.
01:10:56
Fuck Off
Hmm. Rocha.
01:10:58
Matt LaRose
I don't know either of these, but another women's band bantamweight is Beatriz Mesquita and Irina Alexiva.
01:11:07
Fuck Off
ah Beatrice. I know that chick.
01:11:10
Matt LaRose
She's five and oh.
01:11:10
Fuck Off
I have to see. ah Yeah, let me see her picture. you got a picture of her?
01:11:13
Matt LaRose
they Let me see. They don't have a there you go. Oh, actually. Hi. How are you? yeah
01:11:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know this girl.
01:11:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got her.
01:11:23
Matt LaRose
She's in a gi. Oh, here you go. Here's a good picture for you.
01:11:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's but she may have been a jiu-jitsu person.
01:11:31
Matt LaRose
She did have a... I was going to click on a picture of her in a gi, but then I saw her big fat titties.
01:11:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like her. She's good.
01:11:38
Matt LaRose
There she is in a gi right there.
01:11:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, I love her.
01:11:41
Matt LaRose
Interesting. All right. I'll take Beatrice Mosquita. You talked me into it, Richie.
01:11:46
Fuck Off
Who's she fighting? A Ruski? Hmm,
01:11:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Irina Alviskia.
01:11:50
Fuck Off
that sounds good.
01:11:52
Matt LaRose
ah She's fighting a Russian dude.
01:11:58
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:11:59
Matt LaRose
What would you do to that guy?
01:12:04
Fuck Off
Probably ATM. little ass to mouth.
01:12:10
Matt LaRose
She has love me tattooed on her chest.
01:12:15
Fuck Off
I mean, I'm not minding her to be honest with you.
01:12:19
Matt LaRose
I gotta tell you I feel like the more that I'm looking into this this dude is right up your alley man oh yeah I know what you mean yeah yeah yeah there
01:12:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, like if she had one of those like Nazi leather fucking hats on with, you know, those S&M dominatrix.
01:12:35
Fuck Off
Like the glossy black hats like that Janine wore with Jenna Jameson, I think.
01:12:44
Matt LaRose
you go
01:12:47
Fuck Off
I don't know. I think I'd probably take this dude from behind dominance.
01:12:49
Matt LaRose
I think you definitely would take this dude for my life. It's interesting. Now, see, now I'm hyped about this card. This is a good card.
01:12:55
Fuck Off
Beatrice is a fucking very good jujitsu player.
01:12:56
Matt LaRose
All right. I'm into it.
01:12:58
Fuck Off
She's going to choke this bitch out.
01:12:58
Matt LaRose
And it's all right. Choke this Russian dude. Vitor Petrino and Thomas Peterson. Yeah. Fell Philo and Clayton Carpenter reigns rounds out the prelims.
01:13:14
Matt LaRose
And then in your, in your big, huh?
01:13:14
Fuck Off
take the car from there.
01:13:18
Fuck Off
I think I know Clayton Carpenter.
01:13:19
Matt LaRose
Oh, you want me go back or do you not?
01:13:22
Fuck Off
No, I don't.
01:13:23
Matt LaRose
Lucas Almeida opens up the main card at 7 p.m. against Michael Aswell.
01:13:28
Fuck Off
Nice.
01:13:29
Matt LaRose
This is good. A 7 o'clock main card is right up my alley. I'll probably still fall asleep. Then you have Ricardo Ramos taking on Khan Opheli. I think I remember this Khan Opheli guy.
01:13:41
Fuck Off
Is that the fucking Arab guy who got destroyed and in... ah
01:13:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, against Muhammad Naimov.
01:13:47
Fuck Off
Guitar or something?
01:13:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. His nickname is Genghis because his first name is Khan.
01:13:55
Fuck Off
Genghis.
01:13:56
Matt LaRose
Khan!
01:14:00
Matt LaRose
Up next, you have Yonada Danais versus Mario Pinto. I don't know any of these people.
01:14:06
Fuck Off
I don't know them.
01:14:07
Matt LaRose
All right, here you go. You're featured by the evening. Joel Alvarez takes on Vicente Luque.
01:14:18
Fuck Off
I mean, i'm not a huge Vicente Luque fan, but how is he not going to win?
01:14:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I agree. This dude's fought... This other dude, this Spanish guy's fought a bunch of fights, but... He's actually been in the UFC since 2019.
01:14:36
Matt LaRose
That's wild.
01:14:36
Fuck Off
What's his name?
01:14:38
Matt LaRose
Joel Alvarez. He just... Let me see. His last fight was last year. He defeated Drucker Close and then knocked him out in the first round. he knocked out Elvis Brenner.
01:14:47
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, that's right.
01:14:51
Fuck Off
Jack Carignoir.
01:14:51
Matt LaRose
He... He knocked out Mark or sub Mark Diakesi. I like that guy. He's really good.
01:14:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:14:58
Matt LaRose
Armin Sarukian knocked him out. Yeah, he's had some good fights. That'll be a good fun fight.
01:15:03
Fuck Off
That will be.
01:15:03
Matt LaRose
I'll take i'll take that Spaniard. Fuck it.
01:15:06
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:15:06
Matt LaRose
In the co-main event of the evening, Montel Jackson takes on your boy, Davison Figgy Figueredo.
01:15:14
Fuck Off
really
01:15:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's your co-main event of the evening.
01:15:17
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
01:15:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Montel Jackson, 15-2, and that dude's fucking good.
01:15:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's really good.
01:15:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's nasty.
01:15:23
Fuck Off
I love Figgy, though.
01:15:25
Matt LaRose
That's your boy right there, a Brazilian hairdresser.
01:15:26
Fuck Off
It is. I got him.
01:15:28
Matt LaRose
He's always got some kind of crazy hairdo, so he'll be sure.
01:15:30
Fuck Off
will.
01:15:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:15:31
Fuck Off
This is going to be a sick fight. What's the main event?
01:15:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:15:34
Fuck Off
That's a great fight.
01:15:35
Matt LaRose
ah this That fight will be better than the main event. The main event is Matias Gammerat takes on my boy Charles Dubronx Olivera coming off of his fresh off his knockout from Ilya Teporia.
01:15:50
Fuck Off
I don't know why this is the main event and not the other one. Because
01:15:53
Matt LaRose
I think it's because number one, because Dubronx, and I think, don't they usually do a heavier weight class?
01:15:55
Fuck Off
of Dubrox.
01:16:01
Matt LaRose
no I guess they do lighter weights. So, yeah, I think it's, yeah.
01:16:03
Fuck Off
And then they're in oh they're in Rio. He's a cowboy. um This is a really tough fight for Dubrox, I think.
01:16:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, again, yeah.
01:16:12
Fuck Off
There was a time, and but you know it was six years ago, that I thought Dubrox was done.
01:16:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:16:20
Fuck Off
And then all of a sudden he went on a heater and he won a title.
01:16:23
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:16:25
Fuck Off
I don't know what happened then, but before that, Dubrunks was just average.
01:16:32
Matt LaRose
He came out really awesome. I liked him. He was all Muay Thai. And then he kind of got fucked up a whole bunch of fights and didn't fight really well. Then went on the heater.
01:16:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. And I think the way that he got starched so bad, who is he fighting again?
01:16:48
Matt LaRose
Matias Gamera.
01:16:49
Fuck Off
fuck This is a tough fight. I think Gamrot wins this fight.
01:16:53
Matt LaRose
I think, gam unfortunately, I think Gamera is probably going to knock my dude Dubronks out.
01:16:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, but I agree. Now, here's the only caveat to that is if Dubronks can sub him, which obviously he can.
01:17:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:17:08
Fuck Off
But I don't see it getting to the ground like that.
01:17:11
Matt LaRose
Right. I see it going to the ground because Dubronx gets fucking, yeah, it gets fucking crushed and he's falling backwards.
01:17:16
Fuck Off
Because he's falling.
01:17:21
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:17:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what I think too. And unless he's on his back choking him while he's falling backwards, he's it's not going to end well.
01:17:31
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:17:31
Fuck Off
But I've been wrong about this guy every single time. so
01:17:34
Matt LaRose
It's true. And I'm a big Dubronx guy. Shootbox, he's the fucking man. he's born from the He was born in the favela. He had nothing.
01:17:43
Fuck Off
Who didn't?
01:17:44
Matt LaRose
Opened up a whole bunch of schools for kids and then took his whole family and moved them out into a big giant cattle ranch in the middle of nowhere in Brazil.
01:17:52
Fuck Off
fucking great.
01:17:53
Matt LaRose
it's pretty awesome.
01:17:56
Matt LaRose
And he likes to do the, he likes to race horses where you like get towed by the horse.
01:18:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's um
01:18:03
Matt LaRose
Big horse guy.
01:18:06
Matt LaRose
It's like a chariot, but not as awesome.
01:18:07
Fuck Off
steeple racing.
01:18:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Steeple racing. You're absolutely correct.
01:18:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, I used to bet on that. knew nothing about it. Just I love to bet. I'm a gambling fucking addict.
01:18:18
Matt LaRose
Lord, I was born a gambling man.
01:18:21
Fuck Off
There goes Lucky!
01:18:26
Matt LaRose
You got to know when to hold them, Richie.
01:18:28
Fuck Off
No doubt.
01:18:29
Matt LaRose
You got to know when to fold them.
01:18:33
Fuck Off
You gotta know when to walk away, but most importantly, you gotta know when to run.
01:18:37
Matt LaRose
You never count your money when you're sitting at the table.
01:18:40
Fuck Off
almost came in with that song, too. Classic.
01:18:44
Matt LaRose
There'll be time for counting when the deal is done.
01:18:44
Fuck Off
What else?
01:18:46
Matt LaRose
I don't think I have anything else.
01:18:47
Fuck Off
yeah
01:18:48
Matt LaRose
i
01:18:48
Fuck Off
No movie reviews?
01:18:50
Matt LaRose
No movie. we still got ah We still got in-laws from South Korea. so Have I watched a movie?
01:18:54
Fuck Off
Okay. No,
01:18:55
Matt LaRose
I started watching Monty Python's Life of Brian the other night. and then i was like
01:18:59
Fuck Off
that's good. Yeah, that's good.
01:18:59
Matt LaRose
After a while, I was like, no. I was trying to find something just dumb to watch because I just wanted to watch something dumb. And then ah that's really i'm a call caught all caught up on
Review of TV Show Peacemaker
01:19:10
Matt LaRose
Peacemaker. There's one episode left this week, season finale.
01:19:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, Thursday, right?
01:19:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:19:16
Fuck Off
don't know why like this show so much.
01:19:18
Matt LaRose
and's i it's I think it's gotten better over the season, but it stuns me that you like this show so much. Like, you really like Peacemaker.
01:19:24
Fuck Off
I like it because I don't know why, but for some reason I've looked at it.
01:19:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:19:30
Fuck Off
To me, it's just a character study of each of them.
01:19:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:19:34
Fuck Off
And I like, um I kind of like what they've done with each of the characters. They're so fucked up. and there
01:19:41
Matt LaRose
I like the the judo master guy. hey He was like one of my favorites from the last season.
01:19:46
Fuck Off
He was great when he electrocuted everybody.
01:19:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and everybody everybody in the pool.
01:19:50
Fuck Off
That's the most I've ever electrocuted it. Well, what was the second most? Four.
01:19:56
Matt LaRose
And then I like the dude. Is his name Vigilante? The other guy that's like, he's so funny.
01:20:00
Fuck Off
That guy's, that kid's great. He's, he's an absolute psychopath.
01:20:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:06
Fuck Off
He doesn't, he's just fucking crazy. He's got all that Coke and all the fucking shit in his room.
01:20:11
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, that's funny.
01:20:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:20:14
Matt LaRose
They're like, what do you do with all the coke and the money? He's like, well, can't give it to the police. They'll be corrupt.
01:20:22
Fuck Off
it just
01:20:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:22
Fuck Off
just a little Even when they came out of the portal, when they came back to his room, not everyone went out his room through the portal, remember?
01:20:33
Fuck Off
So the little ninja, the judo guy, John Cena, and...
01:20:36
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. He chased John Cena. Yeah.
01:20:41
Fuck Off
No, what's his name? did so But when they both walked in, it's really funny. like The judo guy just stopped to look around.
01:20:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I actually didn't notice that.
01:20:50
Fuck Off
and But john when John Cena came in, he did his just like, and then just kept walking through, like, what the fuck is going on in here?
01:20:50
Matt LaRose
That's right, though.
01:20:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:59
Fuck Off
I just think those little pieces of acting are the nonverbal stuff they all do a pretty good job at.
01:21:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah
01:21:07
Fuck Off
But, you know, it's dumb. They're 35 minutes. Yeah.
01:21:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you can't. It's honestly, it's worth like Thursday night. I'm like, oh, a fucking half an hour. I can bang out an episode of Peacemaker. And honestly, John Cena, I think is fucking great, man. He's a great actor.
01:21:19
Fuck Off
He's great in everything. He's like the rock man there.
01:21:21
Matt LaRose
He's fucking hilarious.
01:21:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:21:23
Fuck Off
He's got a different personality than the rock, but he still has a personality that the camera likes and he's relatable.
01:21:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:21:33
Fuck Off
Yeah. He, I like it, man. He did a good job.
01:21:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:21:37
Fuck Off
Uh, so I, I watched that as well. What else that? I watched, um, the, the Ed Gein story with that, uh,
01:21:45
Matt LaRose
Oh, the dude from Sons of Anarchy, Charlie Hunnam or whatever.
01:21:48
Fuck Off
Is that where he's from?
01:21:49
Matt LaRose
so I've never seen Sons of Anarchy, but I know that that's what he's most popular from.
01:21:49
Fuck Off
I've never...
01:21:53
Matt LaRose
I know him from the Gentleman movie because he was he's the dude in the Gentleman.
01:21:58
Fuck Off
He was.
01:22:01
Matt LaRose
But he's front his big ah what everybody knows him from is Sons of Anarchy. He was like the main guy on that.
01:22:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, I never watched it. um You know, it's it's interesting the way they've done it, but it's not great.
01:22:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean, I look at that as like that Dahmer movie that everybody raved about with the other guy from the X-Men movies there. And like, he's really great.
01:22:21
Fuck Off
yeah
01:22:22
Matt LaRose
But like, I just like, i already know what these guys do. I don't need to watch a movie about how fucked up they are.
01:22:29
Fuck Off
Oh, man, I love that stuff.
01:22:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:22:32
Fuck Off
but and So speaking of, I watched Moss as well.
01:22:36
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Aqualad, ah Aqualad recommendation.
01:22:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, I watched it.
01:22:41
Matt LaRose
You don't seem very, uh, Oh, you seem very...
01:22:45
Fuck Off
I watched it.
01:22:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah? Any any ah retort to the Aqualad?
01:22:54
Fuck Off
I'd say watch Ed Gein.
01:22:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:22:59
Fuck Off
Ed didn't do it for me. I give it exactly what it was rated. i think it said it was rated like 6.5 stars or something out of 10.
01:23:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's not terrible. It could definitely do way worse than that.
01:23:09
Fuck Off
No, it's not terrible. that's You can do worse. you can do better. But for two hours and 45 minutes, I was expecting for more.
01:23:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's that's a tough watch.
01:23:20
Fuck Off
It was like a mix of a lot of movies too. It was mix of like Jamestown and it was a mix of Goodwill hunting. was a mix of all kinds of crazy pieces that seemed to show through. but
01:23:32
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:23:33
Fuck Off
And then at the end, there's like a little turn of ah whatever. i was expecting like, okay let's dig up these bodies and let's cut this face off and let's wear it around the house.
01:23:40
Matt LaRose
ah
01:23:47
Matt LaRose
is this
01:23:48
Fuck Off
just like in Ed Gein, which is also what Psycho is based on.
01:23:49
Matt LaRose
in
01:23:51
Fuck Off
And that's what a lot of this show is. It's about that.
01:23:56
Matt LaRose
I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask while I do my little kooky dance what's that from that's right my man Jimmy Pop so I just want to make sure you're fucking staying sharp man
01:24:01
Fuck Off
Exactly. Bloodhound Gang. course. Do not fucking quiz me on the Bloodhound Gang.
01:24:16
Matt LaRose
This is a good one, too.
01:24:43
Fuck Off
fucking Radio Nowhere, dude.
01:24:43
Matt LaRose
but I'll tell you what. That just reminded me the movie that I couldn't remember to talk to you about.
01:24:50
Fuck Off
Springsteen.
01:24:51
Matt LaRose
Springsteen, baby.
01:24:52
Matt LaRose
You know why?
01:24:52
Fuck Off
Lip.
01:24:52
Fuck Off
Lip.
01:24:52
Matt LaRose
Because he drives a Camaro just like me.
01:24:56
Fuck Off
Lip from Shameless and Carm from The Bear. He's a good little actor. He's also in The Claw. Played Kerry Von Erich. Look it up.
01:25:04
Matt LaRose
Drives an 81 pal. Oh.
01:25:08
Fuck Off
Sucks a lot of cock.
01:25:09
Matt LaRose
well
01:25:12
Matt LaRose
I guess that happens when you own an eighty one c twenty eight
01:25:15
Fuck Off
More more than you'd hope.
01:25:16
Matt LaRose
for they need to