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Fuck Off: We've only just begun to live. White lace and promises.
Fuck Off: A kiss for luck and we're on our way. We've only begun.
Matt LaRose: I gotta tell you, that sounded outstanding.
Fuck Off: That bitch can sing, but she needed a sandow.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Who was that?
Fuck Off: Fucking Karen Carpenter. She died of anorexia.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. She was a... Did she play the drummers the drums, too
Fuck Off: Yeah, she played the drums too, and her brother played the tickling the ivories, as they say.
Matt LaRose: yeah Cause I remember there was like a way back in like, I guess it was probably the seventies year day ah was when like, they first started putting like musical acts on TV and shit.
Matt LaRose: And they were like making them like lip sync and play to a backing track. So there's footage of her like on her drum set, like eating a banana instead while the like drums are playing in the background.
Matt LaRose: And they were like, of course, of course.
Fuck Off: Wishing it was a big cock to fucking chew on.
Matt LaRose: And it was on like, don't know, fucking Johnny Carson or one of those fucking shows.
Fuck Off: Yeah, they were probably wearing like ah light blue tuxedos and fauna dress ah dresses and shit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, very 70s.
Fuck Off: Very 70s.
Matt LaRose: I don't think the chicks look looked bad in the 70s at all, but I think some of the fashion was a little wacky.
Fuck Off: Fashion was terrible, but I like those hippies fucking chicks in those little bell bottoms with their little asses showing and their Daisy Dukes.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Yeah, that's when Daisy Dukes were first born, right? That was like ah
Fuck Off: Smulming on the side of the road down the Pacific Highway looking for rides to get stink blasted while I fucking smoke in some reefer and get my schlong sucked.
Fuck Off: Fucking love it.
Matt LaRose: What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite At Best Podcast. ah
Matt LaRose: Me llamo es el Mateo. Yo tengo grandes huevos rancheros.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah?
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Fuck Off: Interesting.
Matt LaRose: That's what I keep saying to my Guatemalan buddy, Eddie, at work, who speaks. He's teaching me Spanish, so that's my first Spanish phrase that I've learned.
Fuck Off: That I've got big balls.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, my name is El Mateo and I have large balls.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: My name is Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, is the inevitable, the unfailable, flappable, unfailable,
Fuck Off: All of that.
Matt LaRose: Rich Savastano.
Fuck Off: Yeah, whatever.
Matt LaRose: and Whatever.
Matt LaRose: It's been a minute. And by a minute, I mean three days because I saw you on Sunday. Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Oh, really?
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: It was, uh...
Matt LaRose: We did drugs together, remember?
Fuck Off: Sunday.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: On Sunday.
Fuck Off: I do drugs every day. just depends who's around.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. It's true. You actually invited me over to do drugs on Saturday, but I knew that there was no way that I was going to be able to. I was fucking already exhausted. Then I was like, I'm going to drive to this guy's house, hang out with him and fucking grantee the chemist and get fucking kablammed and then have to go home after. It's not happening. I'm just going to my couch.
Fuck Off: What happened Saturday, Sunday? Were you high?
Matt LaRose: Sunday. yeah I was pretty fucking high on Sunday. Well, cause we had taken edibles and then i don't even know how many of those bags that I smoke, but like I couldn't do that all the time. Cause those things are just like, like those things to me are like shotgunning beers.
Matt LaRose: Like I like to just keep doing it.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: And then I get too fucked up and I'm like, why did I do that?
Fuck Off: Yeah. to To do it. What do you mean?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: so I just fucking chain bag.
Matt LaRose: Well, can tell you this much. I feel way. I definitely feel way better shotgunning the bags that I do fucking shotgunning beers. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Right?
Matt LaRose: But you and I were trying to see how many how many breaths it would take to empty out a bag as quick as we could. And I got it down to about two and a half, two and a third.
Fuck Off: Yeah, not bad.
Matt LaRose: I think I can get it down to two if i really if I really try hard.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I would have to ah not smoke for a while, like a few days to clean out my lungs.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Everything hurts. I've got little baby pink lungs.
Matt LaRose: So for our listeners that may not know, you have a device. It's called the volcano, right? That's the volcano. It looks almost like a it looks like the part of the space, ah like the spaceship that the lunar lander disconnects from and the lunar lander goes down and lands on the moon.
Fuck Off: Right.
Matt LaRose: That's what your your volcano looks like.
Fuck Off: Looks
Matt LaRose: The part that mates will say, yeah, you have a nice stainless steel shuttlecock.
Fuck Off: like a shuttlecock.
Fuck Off: from Germany go figure let's make an industrial shuttlecock but we'll make an oven out of it too those motherfuckers in their ovens
Matt LaRose: like Yeah. big
Matt LaRose: It's fucking, and then it just, well, um it reminds, they fucking go have very efficient ovens.
Fuck Off: you gonna argue with it six million people can't lie
Matt LaRose: ah You can't, how could you?
Matt LaRose: It's true. Um, It fills up these bags. or it minds It reminds me of when you see a hot air balloon. Like when it's on the ground and they fucking start filling it up and it just goes... then it fucking... And it's just this big balloon. And then you pop it off and you just... So what does it do? Because it's not like smoking a joint or smoking a bowl. It doesn't actually like burn the weed with a flame. it just kind of like...
Fuck Off: cooks it.
Matt LaRose: You're basically baking it and then capturing...
Fuck Off: Right?
Matt LaRose: That's interesting. like
Fuck Off: Think about it. You smoke a joint, you're just smoking what you have, it's there, it's gone immediately.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: I'm vaping the shit, I'm baking the shit out of it at different temperatures. We start at one level, then you cook it. Once it's fried out at that level, you turn it up, turn the oven hotter.
Fuck Off: Then you cook it again because it changes the actual makeup
Matt LaRose: Composition.
Fuck Off: of the molecules that reside within it. So then you turn it up again. And as heat reacts with this thing, it creates different levels of whatever.
Fuck Off: And then you just keep going.
Matt LaRose: And then eventually you can also Yeah, you're not just put lighting it on fire and burning it You're like you're like harvesting for every little drip it's got inside of it
Fuck Off: You're essentially like wringing it out of a towel if you think about it.
Fuck Off: Right.
Fuck Off: Just what I do.
Matt LaRose: Because then you can also I don't remember if we did it with that volcano, so maybe I'm wrong, but didn't we smoke it in a bowl afterwards too, and still get high off of that?
Fuck Off: Yeah, you can.
Matt LaRose: So, I mean, like you can really like, I
Fuck Off: That's spic weed. Can I say that?
Matt LaRose: i mean, you can say anything. This is 2025 and it's Trump's America.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. but
Fuck Off: But yeah, it's essentially like decarboxylating it and then smoking it. That's the beautiful thing about baking weed. You can decarboxyde it.
Fuck Off: And it again, it changes the anatomy essentially of the...
Matt LaRose: is that a word
Fuck Off: Which part?
Matt LaRose: decarboxide.
Fuck Off: It's a decarboxylator. So yeah.
Matt LaRose: This is the one time that I wish that the listeners could watch us because watching you say that word and then my reaction to it was pretty fucking great.
Fuck Off: I just had to slow down to say it because I'm high when I'm fucking high. I slur my words.
Matt LaRose: Decarbox
Fuck Off: So what that essentially means.
Matt LaRose: decarboxylation. Wow. That is a word.
Fuck Off: Yeah, no shit's a fucking word.
Matt LaRose: Depox Decarboxylation in the oven.
Fuck Off: Exactly. So a lot of people will put it in the oven to, especially when they make edibles, when they first want to do something. They'll put it in the oven at like 200 degrees. They'll cook it for roughly an hour.
Fuck Off: And the crisping of that, it changes the molecular structure of the plant itself. Why? Just like anything else, you're adding a different element to another element. When you add two elements together or a different element within a set of elements, something's going to change.
Fuck Off: So once that's done, ah kind of kicks it up and activates the THC and some of the the tra dr the triglycerones that are in there as well.
Fuck Off: And then, ah ah again, it changes the level of the THC composition because of that. So it actually gets a little bit stronger, believe it or not. Now, once it's decarboxylated, you can then take that and then recook it, add it to your butter, add it to your oil, start doing edibles like that, or slash smoke it.
Fuck Off: And when you smoke it again, right, it's going to give you a different type of high when you're rolling it up in a bong or anything else because you've cooked it and that's now your new base. Your new base is above X. It's X plus one.
Fuck Off: And then when you change the temperatures, it becomes X plus 2, X plus 3, X plus 4. And that's how it works out.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: But essentially, the way it's done, like if someone has a PAX, you think about a PAX. This is just a PAX at a grander layoff. ah like level. it's a It's an easy bake oven that you put in a bunch of weed, you cook it, you get to breathe out of the thing, not as much that you even put in a joint and you smoke that fucker until there's nothing left.
Matt LaRose: then
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So if I'm going through a nugget day of that, you know I'm basically smoking all day long, right? And a nugget day gets me to about a half an ounce a week, which is what I'm plowing through easily.
Fuck Off: probably more.
Matt LaRose: That's unreal because I don't even smoke nearly a half. ah I buy an ounce and it lasts me like months because I smoke weed, but I smoke a bowl.
Fuck Off: I don't know how that's possible.
Matt LaRose: I smoke a couple bowls a day, a few bowls a day. If I'm home all day, I smoke weed all day. I just keep smoking bowls, but, but it is a number one.
Fuck Off: Yeah. so That's all I'm saying.
Matt LaRose: It's, it's way easier on your lungs, which you can feel, but number two, like you're really actually like, you're like, uh, like really getting multiple uses out of one butter.
Matt LaRose: You know what I mean? Like, yeah like if I, if I take weed and grind it up and put it in my bowl, I get use it one time and then that's it.
Fuck Off: Right. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Like you're using it like several times and then you, and then you can still smoke it in a bowl or a joint afterwards.
Fuck Off: Yeah. I love it.
Fuck Off: If you want to, you can.
Matt LaRose: like
Fuck Off: Yeah. Or you could cook it. You know, you can make it into a butter if you want, theoretically. I did that for a while and I was like, fuck this. I'm just going to decarb it myself when it's fresh.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But realistically, like, it's the weed that keeps giving.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: And if you really want to do your weed right, you can just keep doing that, putting them in your vapes, you know, your packs or your venti or your minis or whatever your flower vape is, a volcano.
Fuck Off: You put it in there and you just have a mason jar, which I do have. And once they're all cooked after a while, I just fucking dump it in that mason jar and I collect it. I call them bacon bits.
Fuck Off: That's the name of the jar.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And then I take all that, I dump it in. So now it's refined, it's cooked, it's refined again, chopped up, and I'm putting in like, you know, ounce and a half, two ounces of cooked weed into making making my butter, which still gets cooked higher at 160 degrees with oil.
Fuck Off: So that again is a different inflection point, which still activates all of the molecular structure ah pieces within the flour itself, turning you into a different type of high.
Matt LaRose: How do you, so smoke it, put it in your fucking bacon bit jar until you get enough to make it into a butter. Then how do you make it into a butter? Because you just have green, you have cooked greens here. So how do you convert cooked greens into a butter or any kind of edible or something like that?
Fuck Off: Yeah, so i take I take all of that, whatever my greens are, whether they're cooked or not cooked, I put them into a pot and I cook it in oil or butter at 160 degrees.
Fuck Off: Do that for like an hour.
Matt LaRose: Oh, then you must like strain it afterwards or something.
Fuck Off: I have a press.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: Then everything comes out and I put it in this metal press and it fucking drills down, squeezes everything out like you're making fucking olive oil.
Matt LaRose: And then you just fucking take whatever little weed is left after that and discard afterwards. Like after it's been pressed.
Fuck Off: yeah, that's fucking done at that point for sure.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You've, you've fucking, you've just left it fucking fucked. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. But what ah what you can also do is once, if you don't want to get to that point to actually make oils or butters, you can still use, you can use that cooked weed and fucking cook with it.
Fuck Off: You can like put it in a fucking Parmesan shaker and put it all over your pizza.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, but then it would just taste like weed.
Fuck Off: Doesn't really, it's a different taste again.
Matt LaRose: Oh, true.
Fuck Off: And it's, it's meshed in with the cheese and all the other spices and ah actually will fuck you up.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: Interesting. like I feel like I've been...
Fuck Off: But again, they act, they react and act differently depending on the mediums that are being used.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: So if you're using butter, it's going to act differently. It's going to cook differently. If you're using oil, same thing.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: If you're using um just food to do that, Same thing. If you're using ethanol to do it, alcohol to do it, again, different strike points with different temperatures create a different kind of like, um what is it called?
Fuck Off: Like Rick Simpson oil or some shit like that or bubble hash or whatever you want to do to it.
Matt LaRose: I
Fuck Off: That's the base of it. So anyway, get more out of your weed, people.
Matt LaRose: feel like i was i was just, you just took the words right out of my mouth.
Fuck Off: Tune in here. You'll learn a lot of cool things.
Matt LaRose: I feel like I've been doing this wrong the whole fucking time.
Fuck Off: I mean, you know, if you're scraping by or even if you just want, it's not even about scraping by.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's about getting the most out of your product. like
Matt LaRose: That's what I'm saying, you know? I just put it in my bowl and cook it and then it's gone one time.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you could do that secondarily.
Matt LaRose: And I could be...
Fuck Off: Cook it after the fact.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: You're still going to get fucked up.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Huh. sir This is what happens when you hang out with a chemist.
Fuck Off: Exactly. I absorb knowledge.
Matt LaRose: You are knowledge.
Fuck Off: Thank you. I'm a fountain of misinformation.
Matt LaRose: That was incredible. I didn't even fucking, we just went off on a weed tangent. I didn't even have that in my notes. I just asked a question and we fucking.
Fuck Off: Oh, sweet. Yeah, we well, there's a big fucking weed convention this weekend in my little social group.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Fuck Off: Yeah, so the chemist is making a trip to Medvegas with me.
Matt LaRose: Oh, shit.
Fuck Off: And we're going to sit around where he's met these clowns a few times now. And we're actually doing a bubble hash class.
Matt LaRose: Oh, wow.
Fuck Off: with an actual um dispensary and company. So it's pretty fucking cool. We're going to be able to use all this industrial shit to go and learn how to make bubble hash.
Fuck Off: So yeah, that's it's that's pretty dope.
Matt LaRose: That's actually pretty cool.
Fuck Off: But the rest of the weekend, we are ah there's a big softball tournament in Medvegas.
Matt LaRose: Oh, that's isn't that an annual softball tournament you guys have?
Fuck Off: It is. it's It's annual. This has been like 35 years going or something like that.
Matt LaRose: Holy shit.
Fuck Off: so And i but this is the last year. so
Matt LaRose: Really? no No more annual softball after this?
Fuck Off: No more annual ah tournament for this particular cause. This was for ah dude we all went to school with back in the day who had died.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: What's really, i mean, great cause for sure.
Fuck Off: Years
Matt LaRose: What's really great about this annual softball tournament is traditionally ah you go from zero, not doing anything at all to playing softball as hard as you possibly can. And then you end up fucked up every single year.
Fuck Off: It's been every year. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly like calf pulls or hammies. That's been my fucking.
Matt LaRose: i was going to say, it's usually seems like it's a lower body injury. You're usually fucking.
Fuck Off: Yeah. And my problem is it's the practice the day before that usually gets me.
Matt LaRose: Right, right. Because you think, you know, I know you. You just walk in like Richie, big swinging dick, and you think that um I can play softball.
Fuck Off: I do what I always do when I walk out there and just time to play.
Matt LaRose: i'm like one
Fuck Off: Like let's play hoops.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Let's play quarterback.
Matt LaRose: We'll got to go zero to 100, baby.
Fuck Off: Let's play. Let's fight. And then all of a sudden you realize, like, you can't really do that at my age anymore.
Matt LaRose: No, no.
Matt LaRose: I can barely do it at my age. I go from.
Fuck Off: i had ah I had a conversation with my good good pal today and sensei, Tommy Buns, and he said, at some point or another, you do this stuff and it catches up to you.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: this
Fuck Off: Just nowhere else to go.
Matt LaRose: Ain't that the fucking truth. How's Tommy buns?
Fuck Off: ah His son got married.
Matt LaRose: He sure did.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so he seems happy.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He I see him every Friday lately. Him and I have been sharing a J after my class.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah? I thought he was off the sauce.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's what he tells everybody. And then every Friday he comes up to me and says, you want to smoke a little bit? And then I go, yeah. And then he comes out with a J and says, you know me, I only need two pulls off of this and you can have the rest of it.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he he won'ts he's afraid to smoke with me.
Matt LaRose: And then I just...
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, that's the thing. He goes, I don't, he's like, you smoke. He's like, you smoke a ton of weed. And I'm like, I mean, I get compared to you. I do. He's like, yeah, but like, even like you see how much weed rich smokes. I'm like, yeah, I try to keep up with rich, but I just get fucked up after a while. And he's like, I could never do that. I could never do that like, oh, sure you could. It's fun.
Matt LaRose: He's like, no, I get too paranoid. I get too scared. I'm like, yeah, so do I. It's fine. You'll be fine.
Fuck Off: That's what I love about it. It's like, holy shit, what can happen? Who knows?
Matt LaRose: That's what I was telling me.
Fuck Off: I just like to ride the fucking lightning dog.
Matt LaRose: That's what I was, dude. That's what I was telling these guys that I went to Lake George with. They were like, we're like driving through Northern New Hampshire, Vermont, upstate New York, and we're going through the mountains and they're all following me. And and I mean, I'm in my goddamn Z 28. So, you know, rich, you gotta, you gotta let a fucking, uh, musta, uh, uh, steed run, man. You gotta to let a horse run.
Fuck Off: I don't know. There are a lot of curves up there for that steed.
Matt LaRose: Well, fuck that's why you got to have big forearms like this guy right here to fucking and to tame the beast.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Right, right, right.
Matt LaRose: So I'm fucking hammering all up through the mountains and shit. And these guys are like, I can't believe you could like you do like like you drive so fast through the mountains. Wasn't driving fast. I thought I was slow footing it so that they knew so that they could follow me and everything. And they're like, they're like.
Matt LaRose: I don't understand how you do that. And I said, listen, you just got to smoke enough weed so that you get a little bit scared and then you just ride it right there and just fucking go on an adventure. You'll be fine.
Matt LaRose: And they're like, wait, you're doing, you're driving through the mountains and smoking weed. And I was like, yeah, you guys didn't see me smoking a joint like the entire time, you know?
Fuck Off: Why the fuck else would you drive through the mountains?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I'm in a fucking 81 Camaro with T-tops. You think I'm not going to smoke a joint while I'm like, that's what that car is made for.
Fuck Off: I would smoke a joint if it was in a fucking paddy wagon.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Like you just got to get high. I like to just get high enough where you almost get a little bit scared and then just go do shit. You'll be fine.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I've been real high a few times when I was driving once and almost passed out. like You can feel yourself slipping away. And the problem with me is like I don't give a fuck.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: You know what i mean? I'm like, ah i don't even care.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I'm probably going to die. Do I care? i don't really care, but how bad is it? and then like you And all this shit happens in a split second, right?
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: And then you wake and you're like, oh, fuck, that was close. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: but I only get that way.
Fuck Off: it
Matt LaRose: ah It doesn't happen to me often, but like if I haven't hit one of those vape pens in a while, like I've been vape pen free for a couple of weeks now, like I come and go with those things, but
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I've been like a year free.
Matt LaRose: Really? I use them like ah like when I was in fucking Wisconsin and Canada, I fucking had them because it's just so easy. And plus, I'm the only person in my family that smokes, so it's like and as much as I like to rip joints, you know?
Matt LaRose: But anyways, fucking... If I haven't hit one of those in a while and I fucking hit one of those, I've had a couple of times where I like, I'm like, Oh shit. And then I start like coughing and you feel yourself like almost kind of pass out a little bit.
Matt LaRose: and then you come back and you're like, Holy fuck. I've done that a couple of times.
Fuck Off: The old cough to get off.
Matt LaRose: That's yeah. Oh, it's a good time.
Fuck Off: The old fucking in excess move. Like, holy shit, I'm coughing so hard. They're going to find me dead. Like fucking jerking off naked with the fucking belt around my neck.
Matt LaRose: David Carradine, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Fucking whack.
Matt LaRose: Kill Bill.
Fuck Off: the
Matt LaRose: Well, the whole, speaking of movies, the whole reason that we did a whole bunch of drugs and hung out on Sunday was because we went and saw The Smashing Machine.
Fuck Off: Well, I don't know if it was the whole reason, but...
Matt LaRose: Well, I mean, we had had tickets to go see The Smashing Machine.
Fuck Off: Yeah, we definitely did that.
Matt LaRose: You and I have been, and and listener long-time listeners of this podcast will know you and I have been looking forward to The Smashing Machine, and it finally hit cinemas here in America.
Fuck Off: We did. It was American.
Matt LaRose: America. What'd you think?
Fuck Off: I think a lot of things...
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think that I only know one Taylor Swift song.
Matt LaRose: ah sir
Fuck Off: It's called Shake It Off, and I like yeah
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's
Matt LaRose: I feel like you should. Well, that is probably her biggest song.
Fuck Off: the only one I know.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: um I was shocked to see, I'm not shocked to see everyone going to see this girl, but it's like, she owns the world.
Matt LaRose: When I was booking the tickets, dude, you should have seen, I'm sure if I look it up now, the Smashing Machine and other movies had like four to eight showings each.
Matt LaRose: This fucking Taylor Swift movie, when I had to scroll through with her showtimes to get to the Smashing Machine, they had a showtime literally every 20 to 25 minutes.
Fuck Off: What is it? Just a concert movie?
Matt LaRose: I honestly, I don't even, I can look it up. I actually probably should have.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Who cares? Who's got the time?
Matt LaRose: It's true.
Fuck Off: But yeah, the smash machine. ah i liked it. It was really good. i don't know that it lived up to the hype for me.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think that it truly was a film, which in that aspect of it was like, wow, this is a real film. They did a good job making a real film.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think the acting was very good.
Matt LaRose: From The Rock? Or from ever across the world?
Fuck Off: I think from everybody. I don't know of one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I don't think anyone did a bad job acting. I thought it's really hard to play yourself. Boss did a great job.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Ryan Bader.
Fuck Off: Steven, even Quadros thinks he, I don't know where they dug him up from.
Matt LaRose: That's who I was like
Matt LaRose: Oh my God. He had the Bader playing colt Mark Coleman.
Fuck Off: I think he was wearing the same suit he wore back then too. It a little large for him.
Matt LaRose: I was like, Oh, it's actually not terrible, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he did a great job. And it was all believable if you don't know who they are either. And it was even more believable if you knew who they were.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: it wasn't Bader. I was more just impressed with Bader doing what I think a good partner would do anyway.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And he's a wrestler, so he can relate to all that shit. And he kind of got it down where he was kind of like, yeah, man, you do you. If you need me, I'm here.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But I'm not going to say anything.
Matt LaRose: Like I was, when I was, when I was watching him, I was like, Hmm, giant meathead wrestler playing a giant meathead wrestler. This is actually the, you know.
Fuck Off: Yeah. And I think that was the end of the day, what it came down to for me. It was The Rock was fucking incredible portraying himself as Mark Kerr.
Fuck Off: I mean, he he literally morphed into him physically, dialectically.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. yeah It's crazy. Change, change his entire body. His legs were different. You know,
Fuck Off: His legs, his shoulders, all different. His dialect, his his um the way he talked and said certain things. Mark's like a very well-spoken, quiet, almost like um half a fag type of guy.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: He really is, but he's a fucking.
Fuck Off: But he's just a super sensitive dude with a switch. And I think The Rock really portrayed that. And I think Emily Blunt did a great job playing any any crazy bitch anywhere.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah. Hmm.
Fuck Off: But again, you know it was a story about just two fucked up people that were fighting addiction.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: And it was somewhat good because it stuck to the documentary.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: which kept it real. And it was, I think, probably more intriguing for us in those terms, especially the, the, um, the vernacular, the conversations, all of those things that were used.
Fuck Off: That was cool. And,
Fuck Off: uh, the, the time what they did with it was good, but at the end of the day, it's just like,
Fuck Off: I tried to just see what rock, the the rock is great, but again, he's still playing himself. Essentially.
Matt LaRose: right
Fuck Off: He's playing a giant wrestler. And I look at it like, well, he should have knocked it out of this part. This movie was made for him just because it was made for him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah
Fuck Off: And because it was a, a good film doesn't mean it was great. I think he did a great job. I think she did a great job. Maybe she wins a best supporting actress. I don't think the rock wins an Academy award for this.
Matt LaRose: Yeah I don't think so either
Fuck Off: You know, I don't think the movie wins an Academy Award.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they would have to go for like best picture or something, right?
Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah. So i don't I don't see any of that stuff out of this movie, except maybe Emily Blunt getting something for a little powerful part that she had.
Matt LaRose: I don't think, yeah.
Fuck Off: But, I mean, great movie, super fun. The documentary is really worth watching. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the document. I got home from your house on Sunday and I was ripping my fucking spare room apart trying to find my copy of that documentary and I cannot fucking find it.
Matt LaRose: is driving me mental.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: But i i thought it I thought it was good. I thought it was... ah In my mind, I thought it was going to be like way more about m MMA, which would make sense after watching it that it wouldn't because like like what you're saying, like it was really just about two really fucked up individuals and just like in their day-to-day, it just so happens that one of them is like an insane...
Matt LaRose: cage or i guess fighter guy it wasn't even cage fighting back then um but like what was interesting was like
Matt LaRose: he did a good job when he was playing like a dude that was fucked up on drugs like that was what was crazy to me like when he was and this goes into another part about the movie, about how well it was shot, when they would get into arguments and shit like that, it would like be really uncomfortable watching it.
Matt LaRose: you know like And so like it's the scene that I'm talking about when she walks out and he's like on the couch with like a bowl of cereal just completely like nodding off.
Fuck Off: Sitting on the couch by himself in the morning.
Matt LaRose: And the Rock's like, I'm like, wow, it looks like this dude's really fucking just jacked on fucking opiates right now. And then fucking... I fucking would if I was in a relationship with either of these people, I would kill them both because it's like they just fucking she comes out and says something shitty and he's like, what are you talking about?
Matt LaRose: What? And then like they just fucking pick at each other until it turns into a full blown fucking smashing doors and throwing plates and breaking bowls and screaming each
Fuck Off: And they didn't do an, I don't think they did a good enough job. I think they were too fair to her. I think that he was overly kind to her. They didn't show her doing the drugs and as much, they were just more alluding to it all.
Matt LaRose: yeah the only thing they showed her to do was when she went out and got drunk with her buddy and like that was it yeah this is wild
Fuck Off: Drink. Yeah. And she was shooting up and doing other shit. She was pilling. Yeah. I mean, so i don't know. Some of that I thought they could have done a more with. I was surprised that they didn't,
Fuck Off: Because people who don't know the story are like, well, I guess she was bad, but not as bad as him. He was terrible with.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And the documentary is unreal. They are just truly too terrible.
Fuck Off: Oh, she's fucking brutal.
Matt LaRose: I would have fucking... And like it's like when they had the fight right before the Igor Votchanchin fight. and like That's like so real, dude.
Fuck Off: Oh.
Matt LaRose: It's like, are you why you fucking kidding me right now?
Fuck Off: Yeah, I would have thrown her out of the fucking.
Matt LaRose: Like...
Fuck Off: I think they should have done. Emily Blunt is talented. too talented to not have been used, I think, even more than she was. I think she would have been great diving into that role of, you know, sinking into the addiction piece as well.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. She did seem a little understated, you know, but, uh, it was, it was good, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I liked it. It was definitely like, uh, like, like I said, I think in my mind I was going to be like, Oh, they're going to be going like back, like so much like pride and UFC.
Matt LaRose: And then it was like, it really was just a story about two people. And then like, I was, I was curious as to how they would end it because like, it's kind of a fucked up story, but like, it didn't end in like tragedy or anything. And it just kind of seemed like a movie about two people that just ended up like they, it just stopped. Like it just ended like they're like, yeah, he lost, ah he lost the heavyweight grand prix. And then ah they got married and then divorced. And here he is now, you know what I mean? It was like, kind of, it really was just like a snapshot of two people's lives, you know?
Fuck Off: Yeah, 100%.
Matt LaRose: Which, you know, if you like a character study, was a good fucking movie, you know. There was a homie in there that was dressed in his full UFC kit when I went out and took a piss halfway through. I saw him come out.
Matt LaRose: He came out too, and i was like, oh.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and a couple of grandmothers. That was cool.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's interesting. So the movie ultimately, they they said it flopped, and I don't know if it flopped because like,
Fuck Off: Didn't do well, huh?
Matt LaRose: the taylor ah Taylor Swift thing or just people didn't go see it, but I don't know. i'd guess if I guess it flopped, but it seems like for me, like a lot of times.
Fuck Off: Why wouldn't it flop? It's still fucking football is getting going.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: it's ah It's a football weekend.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's not a holiday weekend, which is this one coming.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It was a nice weekend. and we
Matt LaRose: ah yeah, a nice autumn weekend.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: It was, uh, it literally came out the same exact day as this massive Taylor Swift fucking thing. You know, you got, you got a girlfriend or or a wife or a daughter or whatever.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so that's never going to win anyway.
Matt LaRose: And it's like, Hey, do you want to go see the smashing machine with me? Or would you rather go see Taylor Swift? Like, I mean, you saw the amount of fucking broads that were there in the line all fucking being like, I'm so excited.
Matt LaRose: It was like they were all fucking ready to fucking party with these. It's it's what these like, is this what Beatlemania was like?
Fuck Off: It's crazy I don't know I think it was worse
Matt LaRose: Like people are just fucking obsessed. Like.
Matt LaRose: It's crazy.
Matt LaRose: It's wild. So the smashing machine up next, I think maybe I might go see the new Tron movie at some point here.
Fuck Off: um i'm good i'm so I'm going directly to the Leonardo DiCaprio movie
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, I want to see that one too. That's out now though too.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's what I'm going to see first.
Matt LaRose: Tron's not out yet.
Fuck Off: I'll see that before Tron.
Matt LaRose: I was just going to go see Tron because that would be fun to go do some mushrooms or some weed and go see fucking Tron.
Fuck Off: Yeah, if we do it, mushrooms, I'm in.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah.
Matt LaRose: i was I was trying to think. There was a fucking terrible movie trailer that i wanted to talk that I wanted to talk to you about and I didn't write it down. I forgot what it was so it ends up working out fine that way.
Fuck Off: Was it the one with Ethan Hawke?
Matt LaRose: It was that one. It was it was like a horror movie. apparently
Fuck Off: like Like, what is it called? Like Black Phone 2 or something like that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Black Phone 2. I didn't even know there was a Black Phone 1.
Fuck Off: No, I didn't either.
Matt LaRose: And I'm like watching this movie. I'm watching this trailer and i'm like, is this? I couldn't tell what was happening because it seemed like an absolute like Like I was like, oh, it's a Jason movie.
Matt LaRose: Oh, it's a fucking Freddy movie. And then it's like, and it's like, oh, it's I know what you did last summer movie. Like, and then it was like, oh no, this actually, like, I thought it was like a spoof trailer almost. Like,
Fuck Off: Yeah, no, it's a terrible movie. But I like whatever Ethan Hawke does, honestly. Ethan Hawke is a good actor.
Matt LaRose: I don't know. I don't know if I agree with that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's a good actor. He's been in some good fucking movie. He was great in Training Day. He's great in everything.
Matt LaRose: Oh, he was great in training day. I just, I have recently watched a movie with him in and it was fucking, he played a bitch. It was about the end of the world.
Fuck Off: Yeah, sci-fi movies fucking suck.
Matt LaRose: What the fuck was that movie? The
Matt LaRose: leave the world behind, right?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they rent a house and then it's fucking the end of the world. And he's like a, they literally write him as like a fucking little cuck dude.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: He's a bitch. It's fucking brutal.
Fuck Off: I think he did a ah Western before that too, which was decent.
Matt LaRose: But anyways, yeah.
Matt LaRose: It was funny because ah I think it was that trailer. MEC had gotten up and left the theater And then that trailer came on and I was like, it's actually, it's actually, actually a good thing that she's not in here with this trailer.
Fuck Off: That's perfect timing.
Matt LaRose: Cause she would not dig this.
Fuck Off: She doesn't dig that shit.
Matt LaRose: No, she did not like that at all.
Fuck Off: It's got to be puppy dogs and ice cream.
Matt LaRose: It was, she was really funny too, because, uh, when they were in the smashing machine, when they were talking about when the Japanese lady was going over like the new rule changes and they were saying that you can't knee to the head.
Matt LaRose: ah And MEC looks at me and she's like, you can do that. And I was like, i was like, we got, I was like, we got to get MEC watching some old pride fights. Cause she has no idea. Like.
Fuck Off: When they went through it they were like, no in this tournament, there will be no eye gouging.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: yeah will be There will be no shots to the genitalia.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: There will be no head butting.
Fuck Off: No head putting. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: We got to show her like some of the old like Shogun fights when he's like jumping over people's guard to stomp them in the head and shit like that.
Fuck Off: I need to pull up the real... I'll pull out smashing machine to show her what Mark Kerr did with even his chin, just driving into that eyeball.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. Just driving into people's eye sockets and shit.
Fuck Off: No more eye fucking damage.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you can't be fucking. What did they use? They changed it now, but they used to say. ah
Matt LaRose: You can't put your ah you can't put any digits in another person's orifice natural or manmade.
Matt LaRose: So I can't finger your butthole or jam my thumb into the cut in your eye.
Fuck Off: Right. And both of those things are done and were done more often.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Especially in Brazil with those motherfuckers, man.
Fuck Off: They did.
Matt LaRose: that
Fuck Off: theyd They'd stick their thumb into cuts and shit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's what was actually funny about ah when Vanderlei Silva got fucking sucker punched a couple weeks ago. There was like it's fucked up that that dude did that to him.
Matt LaRose: But like also like Vanderlei was headbutting that guy like seven times before that. All that shit happened. Like he got disqualified for headbutting.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's great.
Matt LaRose: It's like so it's like I mean you know That dude just should not Fight anymore he's it's amazing That he has any brain left to damage Yeah that's true go to Brazil
Fuck Off: I'm fine with it all.
Fuck Off: What else is he going to do?
Fuck Off: I mean, these guys aren't going to keep making money. I don't know what else they're going to do.
Matt LaRose: Yeah Yeah it's interesting because uh
Fuck Off: We're going to see a lot of them die before the age of 60.
Matt LaRose: Like with like Arthur Jones just passing away for, I don't know what happened yet, but like there.
Fuck Off: I think they said had a pacemaker or something, and made they're alluding to the fact that it was something like that.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. But like, so maybe he you had mentioned that maybe it was a suicide, but like, even if it wasn't him, like there have been so many people now that have like junior say, Oh, fucking Dave mirror, the BMX guy, fucking.
Matt LaRose: I mean, Chris Benoit, like all these dudes who've had sir serious CTE, like offing themselves and shit.
Fuck Off: CTE. CTE.
Matt LaRose: It's like, that's gotta happen to like fighters at some point. Right.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I mean, so this started right around the time, you know, all this started happening right when I was around,
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: i don't know, 20, 18, 20, UFC 1. And so that's around, what, like 90, 95, 94?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. and
Fuck Off: so that's around what like ninety
Matt LaRose: It was 92.
Fuck Off: ninety five ninety four
Matt LaRose: think it's because I was like
Fuck Off: Yeah, maybe it is 92.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: So 92, 93, 18. So, you know, that's 30-something years ago. So, yeah, these are all guys now that are late 50s and younger that you start looking at as to how it became more prominent and then what we start seeing. Because we haven't seen a lot of weird shit outside of Evan Tanner wandering the desert.
Fuck Off: on a walkabout, you would think guys like Diego Sanchez don't have a lot of time or Chuck Liddell or like a lot of these guys are going they can't talk already, but at some point, yeah,
Matt LaRose: Great example is ah whatever the fuck is going on with my boy BJ Penn right now.
Fuck Off: even better example. He's been fighting 19 years. He's what? 47, 40. Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: and And that dude has like taken punishment to deliver punishment. I'm like,
Fuck Off: yeah
Matt LaRose: I mean, look at guys like think about like Max Holloway. Like he's only fucking 32 years old. Like what's going to happen to that dude in 30 years 20 years? Hmm.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. i think, you know, and you almost have to equate it a little bit to like wrestling. it's ah It's easier on their bodies, I think, than wrestling where they're wrestling every night and traveling the way they do. It's not like that now.
Fuck Off: But as far as damage and taking damage, um it's fucking right up there.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: think we're going see a lot of deaths, man.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: You mark my words. Within the next five years, ah for
Matt LaRose: We're going to start seeing some
Fuck Off: yeah before the end of 2030, we're going to start seeing a slew of MMA dudes dying.
Matt LaRose: interesting.
Fuck Off: Let's fucking put a fucking bookmark on that.
Matt LaRose: All right. Mark this. Savastradamus curators, please.
Fuck Off: Savstradamus. Savstradamus.
Matt LaRose: Speaking of people doing fucked up things, can you give me a fucking quick rundown on what's happening with your boy, Mark Sanchez, the butt fumble? but
Fuck Off: I don't really know what's going on with that guy.
Matt LaRose: I see. I just saw, I saw this dude stab somebody and then fucking was drunk and then went to the hospital and then went
Fuck Off: I don't get how he's in jail for stabbing someone and delivering serious injury when he was the one who was stabbed with serious injury in the hospital.
Matt LaRose: Because I think he jumped inside a dude's truck while the dude was in it. And that's why, which if you jump in my truck, I'm going to fucking, well, I would probably shoot you, but I'm at least going to stab you.
Matt LaRose: But now this guy is in jail. And then I heard the other guy is still in the hospital and he's going to sue Mark Sanchez, which obviously he's going to sue Mark Sanchez.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and Fox. He's suing him for like $40 million or something.
Matt LaRose: Damn. There's some crazy shit going down with this dude.
Fuck Off: So what happened? was he Did he try to... I don't know what happened.
Matt LaRose: I don't know.
Fuck Off: He was drunk, they said, and then did he get into the wrong car?
Matt LaRose: He was definitely drunk.
Fuck Off: don't know.
Matt LaRose: What happened? i What happened to Mark Sanchez? Felony battery charge.
Matt LaRose: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
Fuck Off: Sounds like a your standard variety, he said, he said.
Matt LaRose: Hmm
Matt LaRose: san hasz allegedly crimeed in the victim's trucking and kept him from calling for help
Matt LaRose: I was in, I was felt I was in physical danger. So he pepper sprayed Mark Sanchez.
Fuck Off: And then stabbed him.
Matt LaRose: Damn.
Fuck Off: Maybe he was just drunk. I don't know.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. As you do, you get drunk and you do stupid shit, right? That's what we all do. ah Let me see. He was arrested by Indianapolis Metropolitan Police.
Matt LaRose: a Suspicion of battery with injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle in public intoxication.
Matt LaRose: Oh, they have it all on video too.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he fucking got drunk. He went in the wrong car. He got stabbed.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they won't actually say exactly what happened, but yeah, I think what you said is what happened. Interesting.
Matt LaRose: Big night tonight, Richie.
Fuck Off: What happened?
Matt LaRose: it's ah It's your your Boston Bruins season opener on the national broadcast on TNT at 7.30. They
Fuck Off: My Florida Panthers actually won already.
Matt LaRose: they sure did. I watched the third period.
Fuck Off: They're 1-0. They won Raised the banner.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Showed the cup.
Matt LaRose: They got all their rings.
Fuck Off: Goddamn as American as you can get out there. Marshawn was out there.
Matt LaRose: Signed for through 2030, believe.
Fuck Off: Fergie was out there. There's not a more American team to root for.
Matt LaRose: painful.
Matt LaRose: They're the fucking best team in the NH. They're fucking awesome. oh
Fuck Off: they are um And they're picked to but make another run potentially.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Although the leading candidates, i what do they got right now? I think most of the money is on Colorado and then ah Toronto, which is never going to happen.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So I'm not worried about that.
Matt LaRose: Nope.
Fuck Off: And then Florida.
Matt LaRose: Yep. Yeah. Yeah. Gabriel Landeskog coming back for the avalanche tonight, playing his first game since 2022. He's a dude who he did some shit to his knee like you did to your knee.
Matt LaRose: And then they were like, ah rehab this for a year. And he was like, all right, I'm rehabbing this for a year. And then they're like, all right, pal, get out there. And he was like, all right. And then he blew his knee out again.
Matt LaRose: And then they rehabbed it again. And then he was like, I'm all better. And then he was like, I'm having some knee pain. And they were like, your entire knee is full of infection. And this dude has just been fucking one after another after another with this fucking guy.
Fuck Off: Fuck, man. It's brutal. That only gets worse when you get older, too.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah.
Fuck Off: fuck
Matt LaRose: He's going to be fucked.
Fuck Off: He just crunches. Actually, I don't know, man. Hockey, it's too early for hockey. It's football season.
Matt LaRose: I know. You always say football season.
Fuck Off: You know my thoughts on this.
Matt LaRose: You always say it's football season, and speaking of which, you're Patriots. I got to tell you, is it is it am I out of mind by saying the Patriots are a frisky and fun football team? These guys, fucking it's a good time to watch them, man. even if Even when they don't win, yeah as you said, when they don't win, the games are still fucking close, and then they pull one out of their ass on Sunday night.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's good. they they They're not good.
Matt LaRose: That's why I said frisky and fun. Yeah.
Fuck Off: I like frisky and fun because they make way too many mistakes.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: they are ah Most of them are self-inflicted. Most of them are mental. Yeah.
Fuck Off: And a lot of it has to do with just playing together as a team, which they just haven't done. They they really do need another year. Timing. And Drake May still throws a lot of bad balls, in my opinion.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Matt LaRose: I got to tell you, I like this kid. He's awesome.
Fuck Off: He's got lightning in his arm.
Matt LaRose: He's got lightning in his arm.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: He's not afraid to run the fuck out of the ball. And he's just, it's exciting, man. The Pats are a young, exciting football team.
Matt LaRose: I've been enjoying keeping up with them this year. And I haven't been able to say that about the Patriots or football in a long, long time.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's fun.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think they're going to be in a lot of tough games. I think they're, like I said before, they have a real shot at making the playoffs. They have a real shot at not making the playoffs.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But either way, for the most part, they're going to be in a lot of games. They have a good defense. They've got excellent cornerbacks. They've got a great D-line.
Fuck Off: And they have a kid on offense who's exciting. Although we lost Gibson, our second running back. That should have been our – yeah, on a kick return, we lost him.
Matt LaRose: he's gonna say it' running back right what happened to him
Fuck Off: He was returning a kick. He jumped up in the air. He got fucking throttled. He fumbled the ball, and he blew out his ACL.
Matt LaRose: that's not a quick recovery
Fuck Off: No, he's gone for the year, and he was our leading like kick returner guy too. So we have to use Trayvon Henderson more, who's our – draft pick from Ohio State. He's the one who ran back that kick in the preseason.
Matt LaRose: Yep.
Fuck Off: So he's electric. He's just got to do a better job of understanding his roles, especially in the passing game, picking up the blitz.
Matt LaRose: Know your role and do your job.
Fuck Off: Know your role, baby.
Matt LaRose: That's what coach Belichick used to say.
Fuck Off: They say, speaking of him, people are all over that dude. They want a job.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. They're all over him. He just, uh, he just lost died by the hands of your Clemson Tigers.
Fuck Off: but Yeah, fucking they suck too.
Matt LaRose: He was crazy about Belichick. It's like, I keep seeing footage of his fucking girlfriend. I keep wanting to call her his old lady, but it's not true. His fucking girlfriend's like on the, yeah, she's on the sidelines with him all the time.
Fuck Off: she's She's getting hotter.
Matt LaRose: Like she fucking, she's running his ship, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's loving it.
Fuck Off: He's ripping the fucking walls off of that.
Matt LaRose: What a wild, what a wild, like, you said it a couple of weeks ago and I didn't know if I believed it, but I think Bill Belichick might be going crazy. Might've gone crazy.
Fuck Off: He just doesn't give a fuck. I think he's got dementia. He's like, hey, I'm in college again.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He's gone full full Jack Nicholson.
Fuck Off: Full Leo.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's wild.
Fuck Off: Hey, good for him. He's getting some young tight snapper.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Fuck it. Yeah.
Fuck Off: I'd do whatever she wanted to.
Matt LaRose: yeah Gonna die soon anyway, so fuck it.
Fuck Off: Give me that ass. Give me this fucking shave box. You think he's ever seen that in his life? No.
Matt LaRose: No. No. He's living life.
Fuck Off: Fucking runner-up from Miss Maine. Come on.
Matt LaRose: Shout out to Maine.
Fuck Off: I knew a Miss Maine. I knew a couple Miss Mains.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Did you finger any of them?
Fuck Off: ah No. My buddy's daughter was a Miss Maine. I didn't finger her.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Don't do that. Don't finger your buddy's daughter.
Fuck Off: no I would have, but...
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: I was just up in New Hampshire. I ran the kank on Sunday. Saturday.
Fuck Off: The Kangamangus Highway?
Matt LaRose: Sure did. I ran it nice and early in the morning. I beat all the traffic. It was a good time. Speaking of ah big wins in football, my Badgers are really not getting any of those, man.
Matt LaRose: They're fucking...
Fuck Off: They're not a good squad.
Matt LaRose: there They're hurting. They're hurting for certain.
Fuck Off: They need a break so that they can go do other things.
Matt LaRose: Like not play football?
Fuck Off: Like what is Wisconsin even good at?
Matt LaRose: Cheese? Yeah,
Fuck Off: They have decent wrestling.
Matt LaRose: was going say they're wrestling.
Fuck Off: I think they have a decent female volleyball team for some reason.
Matt LaRose: Well, I do love me some volleyball, I'll tell you what. ah This weekend we have ah Iowa. sad Ooh, Saturday at 7 o'clock at night on FS1.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I'll watch that. And then, oh, Saturday night at 7.30 on the ACC, Clemson has Boston College.
Fuck Off: yeah they're going to crush those homos.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah. Oh, Wisconsin and Clemson still have the same record, All right. all right Saturday night's a big night. You're going to be able to watch Clemson, Wisconsin, and the UFC all at the same time.
Fuck Off: Hmm. There's UFC fights again.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, there's ah ah like a fight night this week.
Matt LaRose: I'll tell you all about it, but first let's talk about UFC 320, which was last weekend. Did you watch that?
Fuck Off: I watched all of it except for the main card.
Matt LaRose: Let me see.
Fuck Off: But I saw i saw some of the fights.
Matt LaRose: The opening fight was Veronica Hardy, which was Dan Hardy's wife.
Fuck Off: Two chicks.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Veronica Hardy versus Brogan Walker. Veronica Hardy won a three-round decision.
Fuck Off: Yep.
Matt LaRose: And then we watched Paige Van Zandt's boy, Austin Vandiford, get smoked. He lost the second-round submission.
Fuck Off: Speaking of big gashes,
Matt LaRose: Hmm, hmm, hmm.
Fuck Off: he went home with two gashes that night. The one over his eye and the one between his broads fucking shorts.
Matt LaRose: He sure did.
Matt LaRose: How'd you like seeing your girl? You haven't seen her in a minute, right?
Fuck Off: I love just how fucking she's really a pig.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she just doesn't. She doesn't. Hmm.
Fuck Off: don't even like when she she's there like as just a regular human doing that in a corner. She's disgusting.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: She's only hot when she's covered in oil sloppy with her fucking beef flaps just dripping watermelon off of them.
Matt LaRose: oh Uh, Yana Santos defeated Macy Chayas and via three round decision. Them, them two girls was angry with each other.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I liked it. Santos, that's Tiago Santos' wife.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I didn't realize that was good for him marrying a straight up Russian.
Fuck Off: She, uh, she, yeah, ATT, baby.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: She was pissed because Chazon missed weight again.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Hmm.
Fuck Off: Didn't even try to burn off the extra three pounds. So, Yana went after her hard. Almost fucking cost her, because I think she shot her wad. She was hanging on at the end.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the third round she was fucking a little bit tired there and then she got underneath her and couldn't get out.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: couldn't get that Couldn't get that dude off of her.
Fuck Off: You know that wasn't going to happen.
Matt LaRose: ah And then let me see. The prelims. I don't remember who. Oh, Edmund Shabrzian knocked out Andre Munoz.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: This fucking patchy mix dude lost again.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's terrible. yeah
Matt LaRose: Loser leave town. Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck Off: I called that one too.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: You talked me into bringing you to jumping on the other kids.
Matt LaRose: That's right. And I guess that dude, he's a Polish dude. He's Joanna. You own Jay checks his teammate.
Fuck Off: Yeah, was his coach.
Matt LaRose: Like, yeah, they kept cutting to her in the crowd and shit. So anytime I get to look at that little fucking snap or I'll have a look, you know, I liked it better when she was fresh out of Poland and had, didn't have all of her work done yet.
Fuck Off: I guess.
Matt LaRose: She just looked like she was bombed out.
Fuck Off: Notes for Ratu.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. She looked bombed out and depleted.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: I'd look at her fake tits right now. I don't like fake tits, but I'd take a look at them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, for sure. ah um Tough night for South Korea. Yuju Sang lost to Daniel Santos. He got knocked the fuck out.
Fuck Off: Yeah, wasn't he undefeated? i thought his O was going to
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he was 9-0. Now he's 9-1.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: This is about where I started to fall in and out of conscious for the rest of the night. The main fight of the prelims was Atiba Gautier knocked out Trayston Vines in the first round. That was a Candyland fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah, no surprise there. That kid is legit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's ah he fucks people up, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's great.
Matt LaRose: All right, let me see. And then ah opening up the main card, your boy Joe Pfeiffer subbed out fucking Avispin Magomedov in the first round. as i well
Fuck Off: Yeah, no surprise there.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Joe Pfeiffer did one for America.
Fuck Off: I told you it was happening.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you did.
Fuck Off: My fucking picks were spot on this week.
Matt LaRose: You had, you sold me on that. Um, up next, Yusuf Zalal. Uh, I think it was, I don't remember. Was it an arm bar? I think on Josh Emmett in the first round, a minute and a half.
Fuck Off: Yeah, fuck Josh Emmett. I got that wrong, actually.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you got that one wrong. That was, uh, that was, he didn't, he wasn't even in that fight. That dude just came out and smoked them. Hmm.
Fuck Off: Yeah, fuck Josh Hammond. It was a dumb pick.
Matt LaRose: You're 40.
Fuck Off: It sucked.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: Uh, Yuri pro Hotchka knocked out Khalil round tree jr. In the third round.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah, I got this one wrong, too.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: I got two wrong. um I don't know, man. Like, this is what I would have said would have happened last fight, or this is what I did say was going to happen. them Then it didn't. I thought, oh, maybe he got through it, but maybe he actually didn't get through it.
Matt LaRose: Well, the thing is he won the first two rounds of the fight.
Fuck Off: Aye, aye.
Matt LaRose: It just on the third round, Yuri turned, Yuri turned it up and poured it on him and he couldn't, It gassed him out and he beat the fuck out of him. But, I mean, like you know like you said, you yeah I tell you this much.
Matt LaRose: No matter what, whether he won the first two rounds or not, that dude cannot keep taking beatings like this. Because it's like every time this happens, his nose explodes, he gets the fuck punched out.
Fuck Off: ah yeah
Matt LaRose: Like, talk about CTE. This dude's taking all the CTEs.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's – those boys hit hard too. But, you know, they're all – go ahead, finish it up because we'll we'll get to it anyway.
Matt LaRose: Oh, uh, in the co-main event of the evening, Merabh Diwalishvili won a five round decision over Corey Sanhagen shot 20 successful takedowns.
Matt LaRose: Just a wrestle. Fuck this dude. I mean, Corey Sanhagen actually looked really good. I mean, looked better than everybody else that's fought against Merabh, but this dude Merabh is just a fucking,
Fuck Off: Well, he looked good because of what I think we talked about was he had the he's probably got the best cardio in the entire division outside of Marab.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: And I think that that's ultimately what allowed him to hang in. But, I mean, it was not close.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it was not close. Marab is fucking unbelievable. And I was awake for that. I was in and out falling asleep for every round. And i that round ended. And I said, oh my God, i cannot do another five round fight tonight. There's no way I'm going to be able to stay awake. If Pereira and Uncle I have goes five rounds.
Matt LaRose: I'm never going to be able to stay awake for this.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: And then, uh, wouldn't you know it in the main event of the evening, Alex Pereira knocks out Magomed Ankulaev in 80 seconds, one minute and 20 seconds.
Fuck Off: yeah
Matt LaRose: The fucking, are you ready? Are you ready? Let's get it on. Fucking Pereira comes right out of his corner, right at the guy, chucks a fucking one, two right down the middle and never takes the foot off the gas.
Matt LaRose: until he fucking hits him with a sweet overhand right behind the fucking ear and drops him and then gets on top of him and hammer fists the fuck out of him.
Fuck Off: Fucking starched him.
Matt LaRose: Herb Dean won't stop the fight, so then decides, I'll be the guy that's going to show people that you this is why you should use twelve to six elbows to finish fights and just fucking 12-6 to Ankaliev until mercifully fucking Herb Dean stopped the fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah. who is He's too fucking big. 40.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he was two. What'd they say he was?
Fuck Off: forty
Matt LaRose: two Yeah, I think he was 239 the day of the fight after making 205 pounds.
Matt LaRose: Which begs the question, Richie, you always talk about how big John Jones is, but that's about how big John Jones is.
Fuck Off: Well, yeah. Jones will get up to 260, though.
Matt LaRose: You think he'd bulk back, he would go up in weight?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I think they'd fight straight up. cha so Your uncle Chael Sonnen says that Jon Jones should go to 205 and challenge Pereira for his belt.
Fuck Off: no fucking way he can make 205.
Matt LaRose: I know, fuck that. And honestly, I don't want Pereira to go to 205. I don't want him to cut weight. Let this guy just be fucking healthy. Let him be big. Let him fucking get a good training camp in and fucking let it rip, you know?
Fuck Off: John Jones would beat him.
Matt LaRose: You think so?
Fuck Off: Yeah, very easily.
Matt LaRose: I think he probably still would beat him.
Fuck Off: i I think he would do the same thing to him as he just did to Akala.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Uncle I have,
Fuck Off: I think the fight would be identical.
Matt LaRose: I could see that actually.
Fuck Off: Except instead of a right hand, he'll do what we'll use his long legs for for that distance. He'll get in on him.
Fuck Off: He'll take him down.
Fuck Off: That'll be that. Ain't no way he's getting up from under Jon Jones.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I don't think he'd be able to get out from underneath that fucking guy. That's for sure.
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: They should just do a kickboxing match because I would like to watch that.
Fuck Off: Well, that would not behoove Jon Jones.
Matt LaRose: I don't think anything would behoove John Jones because I think Pereira is a fucking
Matt LaRose: he's on one right now. This dude is awesome. He's the fucking man who's better than Pereira.
Fuck Off: ah John Jones.
Matt LaRose: Oh, baby.
Fuck Off: John Jones is definitely better. And honestly, um so I guess we can get into this now. Who's better than Pereira? The two things to talk about.
Fuck Off: One would be who's next for these people.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: And then second would be pound for pound. I read an article today about the top six pound for pound fighters in the UFC. Okay.
Fuck Off: By the way, number 10 was Francis Ngannou.
Matt LaRose: He's not in the UFC, so then...
Fuck Off: Yeah, which is stupid, but Jon Jones wasn't on there.
Matt LaRose: Yeah,
Fuck Off: So, like, what does that even mean?
Matt LaRose: yeah that doesn't make sense to me.
Fuck Off: So, number one was Ilya. Number two was...
Fuck Off: ah My man, Dishwali.
Matt LaRose: Marab Duvalishvili?
Fuck Off: Number three was...
Matt LaRose: Islam?
Fuck Off: Yeah, Islam.
Fuck Off: Actually, number two may have been Islam. Number three was Marab.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Number four was...
Fuck Off: Oh, pen maybe it was Pantoja? Pantoja.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah, I can see that. i mean i should be Googling this while you're trying to recite it.
Fuck Off: And then number five was Alex Pereira.
Fuck Off: But more importantly, number six is where I was stuck.
Matt LaRose: According to that, which is the UFC athlete rankings,
Matt LaRose: number one is Ilya Teporia, number two is Islam Makachev, number three is Barab Duvalishvili, number four is your boy Kams Matchemaev, number five is Pantoja, number six is Pereira, which you just said, number seven is Volk, number eight, Jack Della Maddalena, number nine, Tom Aspinall, number 10, Drikas Duplicy.
Fuck Off: Yeah, him.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I saw a different list.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: But Dracus Duplicy, no. ah Magdalema, no. ah And who else did you say?
Matt LaRose: I got to pull it back up now.
Fuck Off: There's another one you said that Yeah, Tom Aspinall. There's no fucking way Tom Aspinall is one of the best pound-for-pound fighters in the world.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: He's just a big fucking dude calling out people.
Matt LaRose: He keeps. Well, yeah.
Fuck Off: That's it.
Matt LaRose: I can't believe they're making this dude fight Cyril gone. Like I couldn't care less about this fight.
Fuck Off: Because no one cares. he's he He's not good. He's not important.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: He's not impressive.
Matt LaRose: he he hasn't been fighting. That's the thing.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's the and he's waiting for nothing. Like, he's Jake Paul.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Like, grow the fuck up.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So there's that. And the list I saw had Kazmat at number six behind Pereira, not at four, which is a joke.
Matt LaRose: enter Interesting.
Fuck Off: But um I guess we can keep Ilya at number one.
Matt LaRose: I think there's a lot of people on Ilya's jock and I'm not saying this guy's not good, but like number one pound for pound. Like if if you ask me, it's Islam
Fuck Off: No, that I would give it to Ilya over Islam.
Matt LaRose: or Marab really?
Fuck Off: and i And the reason is, when I looked at it, Ilya has knocked out everyone he's faced.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Fuck Off: Max Holloway, no one knocks him out.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: ah The other dude for the belt, Volk.
Matt LaRose: Dubronx. Dubronx. Oh, yeah, Volk.
Fuck Off: And then Dubrox, like he is starching guys that are that have dominated their weight class.
Matt LaRose: He does starch these guys.
Fuck Off: And then he jumped up to do it, or wants to jump up to do it again, chasing Islam. So to to fight Dubrox, I'm okay with Ilya being in that number one slot, kind of like the Mighty Mouse thing.
Fuck Off: I think there's a good, that's good. But number two, it's Kazmat all day.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.
Fuck Off: And here's why. Marabh.
Fuck Off: He just does takedowns. cos Kazmat does that too. And he just finishes in a more dramatic, mauling fashion.
Fuck Off: ah Islam doesn't have what Kazmat has. And Ankoliyev,
Fuck Off: I think Kazmat would beat him.
Matt LaRose: I can see that. Uncle I have just got like totally exposed. He didn't. He wasn't even in that fight for a second. That was like when.
Fuck Off: I mean, he didn't get, I don't think he got exposed. not Nothing was done any differently. He got the fuck, he ran into power.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it was like this is like the same thing as when John Jones fought zero gun.
Fuck Off: He just,
Matt LaRose: It was like this guy just got fucking. He was never even in this fight for a second.
Fuck Off: Yeah, like this is a guy who's got big power. I went up in weight. This is what it was really like. He must have been hurt before. Like you can't argue with it.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: You could tell like he destroyed him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And I agree with what Chael said in it. Like normally there is no way ever that there's not a conversation around. Let's get a rubber match. Here's a third.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Let's fucking put him in and make it happen. That's the arguably the next fight to make. But it's not. He fucking destroyed him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's not even close to have the fight.
Matt LaRose: It's honestly, if you're not going to do bones, then you got to do like this Olberg guy, because it's like, you can't give uncle. I have a fucking rubber match after that. Cause he was never even in the fucking fight.
Matt LaRose: And then you can give it to Yuri, but Yuri is already Owen two against them.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you can't you can't give it to Yuri. he's That's a dumb fight. It's a waste of everybody's time, and it's not close.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So, yes, the only fights to be made, it would be some type of super fight, either with Jones, who, frankly, you just can't trust.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And outside of that, then what? I mean, at some point, you need to set the divisions straight and correct, right?
Fuck Off: You can't have double champs with nobody defending belts either.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. You can, I, I, if you can get them to fight Jones, then you have Yuri fight fucking Olberg for the fucking number one contender match, you know, and then have a move on from there. Or I would have them fight Olberg before I have them fight Yuri.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I would too.
Matt LaRose: I've already seen him against Yuri. I don't give a fuck, you know?
Fuck Off: I'd have Kazmak fight him.
Matt LaRose: Well, he said, Kazmat said he would fight him, but Pereira told him he's too small and he wants to move up in weight, not fucking.
Fuck Off: No, he should fight Anka Lai off.
Matt LaRose: Oh, you think I'm Goliath should fight Kamsat?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Oh my God. Kamsat would kill him. That would be awesome.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: And by the way, speaking of your boy, Ilya, it just came out. This is like somewhat breaking news in the last day or so, but ah his old lady fucking hit him with the fucking papers, bitch.
Fuck Off: Clap.
Matt LaRose: She hit him with a divorce, man.
Fuck Off: Why? Is he out banging people?
Matt LaRose: I don't know, but you know he was always parading his wife and his fucking son around like they were fucking Spanish bullfighters, and then she just fucking hit him with the fucking divorce. Probably because he made a whole bunch of money, and she fucking wants it now.
Fuck Off: Probably because he's banging bitches.
Matt LaRose: And probably because he's banging bitches.
Fuck Off: You don't want to piss off those Spanish women.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, those Latinos will fucking... So who knows what he's going to be like when he comes back if he's dealing with a crazy fucking baby mama. That might fuck his shit up.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: You know?
Fuck Off: Quite possibly, much like Keith Urban.
Matt LaRose: Who's Keith Urban?
Fuck Off: He's married to Nicole Kidman.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. keep Wait. isn't Is that the dude that played Dread? Or is he a country guy? Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's a country singer.
Matt LaRose: Oh, so wait, so what happened with that dude?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: What happened to that dude? He, uh, Nicole Kidman is his wife.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And she slapped divorce papers on him because he's in concert singing about his like 19 year old guitarist or something.
Matt LaRose: shootoo Good for him. ah This weekend on Saturday, you got fights live from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: ah The undercard starts at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. You know I love me some early fights. I don't know who the first fight is, but the second white very second fight, very important, women's straw fate, Julia Polostri takes on Karolina Kovalkiewicz.
Fuck Off: She's still fighting, huh?
Matt LaRose: She's still fighting. She's at ATT now. She's having a renaissance.
Fuck Off: She was, but she lost her last fight.
Matt LaRose: She likes to wink at me. She's 39 years old, this Russian bitch.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm still going pick her.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, me too. ah Yeah, she lost her last two fights. She lost to Denise Gomez and Lasmin Luciano. Her last two wins were in 2023.
Matt LaRose: She beat Diana Babicha and Vanessa Dimopoulos.
Fuck Off: Who is she fighting?
Matt LaRose: Julia Polastri.
Fuck Off: That's her situation.
Matt LaRose: She just lost to Lupe Godinez. That's her only UFC fight.
Fuck Off: Oh, Lupe's good.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Lupe is good. this check or Her nickname is Psycho. Psycho Julia Palastri.
Fuck Off: I remember this chick. Yeah, she's going to be Carolina, but I'm still picking Carolina.
Matt LaRose: I'll take Carolina because I like her.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I like her too, but she's not going to win this fight.
Matt LaRose: Up next, Kamaru Usman's brother, Mohamed Usman, at heavyweight is fighting Walter Valker.
Fuck Off: I've said it before, I'll say it again. His brother's terrible.
Matt LaRose: He is. This is actually a good heavyweight fight. Muhammad Usman's 12-4 and four in Walker's 14-1.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Walker's going to knock him out.
Matt LaRose: Very cool. Has this dude fought UFC before?
Fuck Off: Volker? Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Oh, yeah. He subbed Kennedy and Jukowu, and he and he subbed Junior Tafa, and he lost a decision. So he subs fucking everybody.
Fuck Off: I don't know if he'll be able to sub this guy. He's fucking huge.
Matt LaRose: He is huge. Muhammad Usman's a fucking brick shithouse, dude. Well, we'll see.
Fuck Off: We'll see. That's why they fight.
Matt LaRose: That's right. Let me see. Lucas Rocha and Stuart Nicoli.
Fuck Off: Hmm. Rocha.
Matt LaRose: I don't know either of these, but another women's band bantamweight is Beatriz Mesquita and Irina Alexiva.
Fuck Off: ah Beatrice. I know that chick.
Matt LaRose: She's five and oh.
Fuck Off: I have to see. ah Yeah, let me see her picture. you got a picture of her?
Matt LaRose: they Let me see. They don't have a there you go. Oh, actually. Hi. How are you? yeah
Fuck Off: Yeah, I know this girl.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I got her.
Matt LaRose: She's in a gi. Oh, here you go. Here's a good picture for you.
Fuck Off: Yeah, she's but she may have been a jiu-jitsu person.
Matt LaRose: She did have a... I was going to click on a picture of her in a gi, but then I saw her big fat titties.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I like her. She's good.
Matt LaRose: There she is in a gi right there.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I love her.
Matt LaRose: Interesting. All right. I'll take Beatrice Mosquita. You talked me into it, Richie.
Fuck Off: Who's she fighting? A Ruski? Hmm,
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Irina Alviskia.
Fuck Off: that sounds good.
Matt LaRose: ah She's fighting a Russian dude.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: What would you do to that guy?
Fuck Off: Probably ATM. little ass to mouth.
Matt LaRose: She has love me tattooed on her chest.
Fuck Off: I mean, I'm not minding her to be honest with you.
Matt LaRose: I gotta tell you I feel like the more that I'm looking into this this dude is right up your alley man oh yeah I know what you mean yeah yeah yeah there
Fuck Off: Yeah, like if she had one of those like Nazi leather fucking hats on with, you know, those S&M dominatrix.
Fuck Off: Like the glossy black hats like that Janine wore with Jenna Jameson, I think.
Matt LaRose: you go
Fuck Off: I don't know. I think I'd probably take this dude from behind dominance.
Matt LaRose: I think you definitely would take this dude for my life. It's interesting. Now, see, now I'm hyped about this card. This is a good card.
Fuck Off: Beatrice is a fucking very good jujitsu player.
Matt LaRose: All right. I'm into it.
Fuck Off: She's going to choke this bitch out.
Matt LaRose: And it's all right. Choke this Russian dude. Vitor Petrino and Thomas Peterson. Yeah. Fell Philo and Clayton Carpenter reigns rounds out the prelims.
Matt LaRose: And then in your, in your big, huh?
Fuck Off: take the car from there.
Fuck Off: I think I know Clayton Carpenter.
Matt LaRose: Oh, you want me go back or do you not?
Fuck Off: No, I don't.
Matt LaRose: Lucas Almeida opens up the main card at 7 p.m. against Michael Aswell.
Fuck Off: Nice.
Matt LaRose: This is good. A 7 o'clock main card is right up my alley. I'll probably still fall asleep. Then you have Ricardo Ramos taking on Khan Opheli. I think I remember this Khan Opheli guy.
Fuck Off: Is that the fucking Arab guy who got destroyed and in... ah
Matt LaRose: Yeah, against Muhammad Naimov.
Fuck Off: Guitar or something?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. His nickname is Genghis because his first name is Khan.
Fuck Off: Genghis.
Matt LaRose: Khan!
Matt LaRose: Up next, you have Yonada Danais versus Mario Pinto. I don't know any of these people.
Fuck Off: I don't know them.
Matt LaRose: All right, here you go. You're featured by the evening. Joel Alvarez takes on Vicente Luque.
Fuck Off: I mean, i'm not a huge Vicente Luque fan, but how is he not going to win?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I agree. This dude's fought... This other dude, this Spanish guy's fought a bunch of fights, but... He's actually been in the UFC since 2019.
Matt LaRose: That's wild.
Fuck Off: What's his name?
Matt LaRose: Joel Alvarez. He just... Let me see. His last fight was last year. He defeated Drucker Close and then knocked him out in the first round. he knocked out Elvis Brenner.
Fuck Off: Oh yeah, that's right.
Fuck Off: Jack Carignoir.
Matt LaRose: He... He knocked out Mark or sub Mark Diakesi. I like that guy. He's really good.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Armin Sarukian knocked him out. Yeah, he's had some good fights. That'll be a good fun fight.
Fuck Off: That will be.
Matt LaRose: I'll take i'll take that Spaniard. Fuck it.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: In the co-main event of the evening, Montel Jackson takes on your boy, Davison Figgy Figueredo.
Fuck Off: really
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's your co-main event of the evening.
Fuck Off: That's a good fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Montel Jackson, 15-2, and that dude's fucking good.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's really good.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's nasty.
Fuck Off: I love Figgy, though.
Matt LaRose: That's your boy right there, a Brazilian hairdresser.
Fuck Off: It is. I got him.
Matt LaRose: He's always got some kind of crazy hairdo, so he'll be sure.
Fuck Off: will.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: This is going to be a sick fight. What's the main event?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: That's a great fight.
Matt LaRose: ah this That fight will be better than the main event. The main event is Matias Gammerat takes on my boy Charles Dubronx Olivera coming off of his fresh off his knockout from Ilya Teporia.
Fuck Off: I don't know why this is the main event and not the other one. Because
Matt LaRose: I think it's because number one, because Dubronx, and I think, don't they usually do a heavier weight class?
Fuck Off: of Dubrox.
Matt LaRose: no I guess they do lighter weights. So, yeah, I think it's, yeah.
Fuck Off: And then they're in oh they're in Rio. He's a cowboy. um This is a really tough fight for Dubrox, I think.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, again, yeah.
Fuck Off: There was a time, and but you know it was six years ago, that I thought Dubrox was done.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And then all of a sudden he went on a heater and he won a title.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: I don't know what happened then, but before that, Dubrunks was just average.
Matt LaRose: He came out really awesome. I liked him. He was all Muay Thai. And then he kind of got fucked up a whole bunch of fights and didn't fight really well. Then went on the heater.
Fuck Off: Yeah. And I think the way that he got starched so bad, who is he fighting again?
Matt LaRose: Matias Gamera.
Fuck Off: fuck This is a tough fight. I think Gamrot wins this fight.
Matt LaRose: I think, gam unfortunately, I think Gamera is probably going to knock my dude Dubronks out.
Fuck Off: Yeah, but I agree. Now, here's the only caveat to that is if Dubronks can sub him, which obviously he can.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But I don't see it getting to the ground like that.
Matt LaRose: Right. I see it going to the ground because Dubronx gets fucking, yeah, it gets fucking crushed and he's falling backwards.
Fuck Off: Because he's falling.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's what I think too. And unless he's on his back choking him while he's falling backwards, he's it's not going to end well.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: But I've been wrong about this guy every single time. so
Matt LaRose: It's true. And I'm a big Dubronx guy. Shootbox, he's the fucking man. he's born from the He was born in the favela. He had nothing.
Fuck Off: Who didn't?
Matt LaRose: Opened up a whole bunch of schools for kids and then took his whole family and moved them out into a big giant cattle ranch in the middle of nowhere in Brazil.
Fuck Off: fucking great.
Matt LaRose: it's pretty awesome.
Matt LaRose: And he likes to do the, he likes to race horses where you like get towed by the horse.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's um
Matt LaRose: Big horse guy.
Matt LaRose: It's like a chariot, but not as awesome.
Fuck Off: steeple racing.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Steeple racing. You're absolutely correct.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I used to bet on that. knew nothing about it. Just I love to bet. I'm a gambling fucking addict.
Matt LaRose: Lord, I was born a gambling man.
Fuck Off: There goes Lucky!
Matt LaRose: You got to know when to hold them, Richie.
Fuck Off: No doubt.
Matt LaRose: You got to know when to fold them.
Fuck Off: You gotta know when to walk away, but most importantly, you gotta know when to run.
Matt LaRose: You never count your money when you're sitting at the table.
Fuck Off: almost came in with that song, too. Classic.
Matt LaRose: There'll be time for counting when the deal is done.
Fuck Off: What else?
Matt LaRose: I don't think I have anything else.
Fuck Off: yeah
Matt LaRose: i
Fuck Off: No movie reviews?
Matt LaRose: No movie. we still got ah We still got in-laws from South Korea. so Have I watched a movie?
Fuck Off: Okay. No,
Matt LaRose: I started watching Monty Python's Life of Brian the other night. and then i was like
Fuck Off: that's good. Yeah, that's good.
Matt LaRose: After a while, I was like, no. I was trying to find something just dumb to watch because I just wanted to watch something dumb. And then ah that's really i'm a call caught all caught up on Peacemaker. There's one episode left this week, season finale.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Thursday, right?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: don't know why like this show so much.
Matt LaRose: and's i it's I think it's gotten better over the season, but it stuns me that you like this show so much. Like, you really like Peacemaker.
Fuck Off: I like it because I don't know why, but for some reason I've looked at it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: To me, it's just a character study of each of them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And I like, um I kind of like what they've done with each of the characters. They're so fucked up. and there
Matt LaRose: I like the the judo master guy. hey He was like one of my favorites from the last season.
Fuck Off: He was great when he electrocuted everybody.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and everybody everybody in the pool.
Fuck Off: That's the most I've ever electrocuted it. Well, what was the second most? Four.
Matt LaRose: And then I like the dude. Is his name Vigilante? The other guy that's like, he's so funny.
Fuck Off: That guy's, that kid's great. He's, he's an absolute psychopath.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: He doesn't, he's just fucking crazy. He's got all that Coke and all the fucking shit in his room.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, that's funny.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: They're like, what do you do with all the coke and the money? He's like, well, can't give it to the police. They'll be corrupt.
Fuck Off: it just
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: just a little Even when they came out of the portal, when they came back to his room, not everyone went out his room through the portal, remember?
Fuck Off: So the little ninja, the judo guy, John Cena, and...
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. He chased John Cena. Yeah.
Fuck Off: No, what's his name? did so But when they both walked in, it's really funny. like The judo guy just stopped to look around.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I actually didn't notice that.
Fuck Off: and But john when John Cena came in, he did his just like, and then just kept walking through, like, what the fuck is going on in here?
Matt LaRose: That's right, though.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I just think those little pieces of acting are the nonverbal stuff they all do a pretty good job at.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. yeah
Fuck Off: But, you know, it's dumb. They're 35 minutes. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you can't. It's honestly, it's worth like Thursday night. I'm like, oh, a fucking half an hour. I can bang out an episode of Peacemaker. And honestly, John Cena, I think is fucking great, man. He's a great actor.
Fuck Off: He's great in everything. He's like the rock man there.
Matt LaRose: He's fucking hilarious.
Fuck Off: He's got a different personality than the rock, but he still has a personality that the camera likes and he's relatable.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. He, I like it, man. He did a good job.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Uh, so I, I watched that as well. What else that? I watched, um, the, the Ed Gein story with that, uh,
Matt LaRose: Oh, the dude from Sons of Anarchy, Charlie Hunnam or whatever.
Fuck Off: Is that where he's from?
Matt LaRose: so I've never seen Sons of Anarchy, but I know that that's what he's most popular from.
Fuck Off: I've never...
Matt LaRose: I know him from the Gentleman movie because he was he's the dude in the Gentleman.
Fuck Off: He was.
Matt LaRose: But he's front his big ah what everybody knows him from is Sons of Anarchy. He was like the main guy on that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I never watched it. um You know, it's it's interesting the way they've done it, but it's not great.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I mean, I look at that as like that Dahmer movie that everybody raved about with the other guy from the X-Men movies there. And like, he's really great.
Fuck Off: yeah
Matt LaRose: But like, I just like, i already know what these guys do. I don't need to watch a movie about how fucked up they are.
Fuck Off: Oh, man, I love that stuff.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: but and So speaking of, I watched Moss as well.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Aqualad, ah Aqualad recommendation.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I watched it.
Matt LaRose: You don't seem very, uh, Oh, you seem very...
Fuck Off: I watched it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah? Any any ah retort to the Aqualad?
Fuck Off: I'd say watch Ed Gein.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Ed didn't do it for me. I give it exactly what it was rated. i think it said it was rated like 6.5 stars or something out of 10.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's not terrible. It could definitely do way worse than that.
Fuck Off: No, it's not terrible. that's You can do worse. you can do better. But for two hours and 45 minutes, I was expecting for more.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's that's a tough watch.
Fuck Off: It was like a mix of a lot of movies too. It was mix of like Jamestown and it was a mix of Goodwill hunting. was a mix of all kinds of crazy pieces that seemed to show through. but
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: And then at the end, there's like a little turn of ah whatever. i was expecting like, okay let's dig up these bodies and let's cut this face off and let's wear it around the house.
Matt LaRose: ah
Matt LaRose: is this
Fuck Off: just like in Ed Gein, which is also what Psycho is based on.
Matt LaRose: in
Fuck Off: And that's what a lot of this show is. It's about that.
Matt LaRose: I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask while I do my little kooky dance what's that from that's right my man Jimmy Pop so I just want to make sure you're fucking staying sharp man
Fuck Off: Exactly. Bloodhound Gang. course. Do not fucking quiz me on the Bloodhound Gang.
Matt LaRose: This is a good one, too.
Fuck Off: fucking Radio Nowhere, dude.
Matt LaRose: but I'll tell you what. That just reminded me the movie that I couldn't remember to talk to you about.
Fuck Off: Springsteen.
Matt LaRose: Springsteen, baby.
Fuck Off: Lip.
Matt LaRose: You know why?
Fuck Off: Lip.
Matt LaRose: Because he drives a Camaro just like me.
Fuck Off: Lip from Shameless and Carm from The Bear. He's a good little actor. He's also in The Claw. Played Kerry Von Erich. Look it up.
Matt LaRose: Drives an 81 pal. Oh.
Fuck Off: Sucks a lot of cock.
Matt LaRose: well
Matt LaRose: I guess that happens when you own an eighty one c twenty eight
Fuck Off: More more than you'd hope.
Matt LaRose: for they need to
