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Fuck Off: Okay.
Fuck Off: I want it all! want it all! I want it all!
Fuck Off: And want it now. Adventure Seeker.
Fuck Off: Who's fucking more macho than Freddie fucking Mercury?
Matt LaRose: I feel like that fits my my fucking facial hair right now.
Fuck Off: Yeah, this all worked out tremendously. I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I wish...
Matt LaRose: i have been I have been keeping a secret from you all week long.
Fuck Off: Oh my...
Matt LaRose: I haven't sent a picture to the group message. I haven't said a thing about it. I've been waiting to see you either in person or on this video chat. And I just feel like, ah you know, close, very close.
Fuck Off: You look like Lemmy from Motorhead. Is that what you were going for?
Matt LaRose: I was going for 1991 James Hetfield from Metallica. This is my this is my Halloween costume.
Fuck Off: oh
Fuck Off: Oh, it is, is it?
Matt LaRose: It is indeed.
Fuck Off: Well, I would go with Lemmy.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Lemmy works too. it's very They're very similar. I'm not quite as blonde as James Hetfield is.
Fuck Off: Yeah, exactly. And if you just had a cowboy hat on, you could either go as Lemmy or fucking Billy Ray Cyrus.
Matt LaRose: It's true.
Matt LaRose: I even have a bass guitar too. Lemmy would have been awesome.
Fuck Off: Fuck yeah, it would be.
Matt LaRose: Nobody hammers the bass like Lemmy does.
Fuck Off: Nobody. It's all about the bass.
Fuck Off: Wow. There's a lot of things I wish I had done differently loading into this.
Matt LaRose: i Like I said, i didn't I've had a picture that I've said to everybody except our group because it I wanted to wait and see your reactions.
Fuck Off: Well, you saw it. Unfortunately, the fans didn't, but you can...
Matt LaRose: I would say fortunately for them, my but my brother, the Aqualad, straight up called me disgusting.
Fuck Off: It is most definitely disgusting.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it is it's filthy and vile.
Fuck Off: It's the disgusting like from Hitch with Kevin James when he just kept saying, that's disgusting. God, that's terrible.
Matt LaRose: Some nice chops here. I'll tell you.
Fuck Off: It's the...
Matt LaRose: People that do this shit regularly that have big, you know, obviously the listeners can't see it, so we can describe how beautiful I am. I have a very large handlebar mustache that goes even past my chin into my neck quite a bit.
Fuck Off: Yeah, quite a bit.
Matt LaRose: And then I've got some nice chops on the side with a little space in between the stash and the chops. And there are people that do this kind of thing regularly. And I got to tell you, it's a lot of work to do some fucking dumb shit like this.
Fuck Off: lot of work. I have a picture that looks quite similar from my passport picture about 25 years ago.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah.
Fuck Off: Big mutton chops.
Matt LaRose: The best, the best part is people either a just straight up, like just start laughing or they like, they, they don't know if the best is when people see it and they want to be like, what the fuck, but they don't know how to act. Like, like, you know, if that was like me or you just like, holy shit, you look like an asshole.
Matt LaRose: But like people at my work are like, uh, uh, and then they're like, just try to carry on.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's because you work in some lib fucking tired place.
Matt LaRose: Like everything's new. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they don't like that fact that the testosterone drips out of my handlebar mustache like this.
Fuck Off: They don't have to worry about that anymore.
Matt LaRose: I will say all the old timer guys that I work with, they think, oh, it's a it's a big hit at the with the actual.
Fuck Off: Oh, they must fucking love you.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: Use a little grease for some cologne. Turn on the boys.
Matt LaRose: I know. Yeah, roll up a pack of smokes in my sleeve of my T-shirt, you know.
Fuck Off: You don't even need to do that. Just fucking rub some with grease on your fingertips and put it behind your ears. You'll be fine.
Matt LaRose: I was like, I'm either going to look gay or like a biker or like a gay biker.
Fuck Off: Right. Definitely a gay biker, which is i actually perfect with the Freddie Mercury lead in.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's why when you right when you hit and right when you hit Queen, I was like, wow, that couldn't have been any more perfect for the mustache rides that I'm available for.
Fuck Off: This is...
Fuck Off: should have gone with the game, probably, one off of that album, but this one works. It worked. Okay.
Matt LaRose: It worked. i was It was perfect. What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's edition of the Infinite Best Podcast. I'm your spooky host, Matty LaRose.
Matt LaRose: Across from me, as always, is the inevitable, sometimes with a greasy mustache, Rich Savastano.
Fuck Off: yeah Yeah, it's inevitable.
Matt LaRose: Your greasy mustache.
Fuck Off: Yeah, um and it is spooky. This is the Halloween episode.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's the yes Halloween spooktacular today.
Fuck Off: Oh, nice. The spooktacular.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I don't know what that entails. I just made that up as I said it.
Fuck Off: Nah, it's great. I think that's the title, though.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, perfect.
Fuck Off: The spooktacular, although I do find that a bit racist, but typical coming from you.
Matt LaRose: and
Matt LaRose: Hey man, it's not like the sixties anymore.
Fuck Off: No, it's the 2020-somethings.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Fuck Off: The double-aught-aughts.
Matt LaRose: How bad? That's true. The double up bucks.
Fuck Off: I saw, speaking of double-aught books and not fucking things not being what they used to be, I had the privilege and the absolute goddamn pleasure to meet a real, true fucking American yesterday.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you weren't hanging out with me, so I don't know who it could have been.
Fuck Off: It wasn't Captain America, that's for sure.
Matt LaRose: Oh, I love me some Captain America.
Fuck Off: Mike Arruzzioni.
Matt LaRose: Mike Arruzioni. Arruzioni.
Fuck Off: You don't even know him, probably, because you were born after this happened.
Matt LaRose: I feel like I know the last name of Arruzioni.
Fuck Off: However, you should know it for one simple reason, you douche.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.
Fuck Off: There was a movie called Miracle.
Matt LaRose: Uh-huh. Yes, that's where I know the name. I was going to say a hockey player.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's a hockey player. he's the He was the captain of the 1980 Olympic team.
Matt LaRose: Lake Placid, New York.
Fuck Off: and Lake Placid. And dude, what a speaker he was. I saw him at an event. He spoke for about 45 minutes, but he went a little longer, answered some questions. And afterwards, there they were like one guy asked, hey, Mike, you sticking around for happy He goes, is there Tito's and soda? And they're like, yeah, ah you can drink. He's like, yeah, let's go. And he went out and started drinking and just hobnobbing. Good, good guy.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah.
Fuck Off: And then um he was there with Bedard. Um, so, well, so did, did he play in the one that played in the Olympics?
Matt LaRose: Oh, Connor.
Matt LaRose: Oh, definitely not Connor. Connor is like 19 years old.
Fuck Off: Yeah. So it's the, uh, it's, um, this guy's brother was here. Anyway, Arruziani was great. He said, if you ever saw the movie miracle, you know, and you, he said, which a lot of people in my family never did until recently, he's got seven grandkids and none of them believed he played hockey.
Matt LaRose: No shit.
Fuck Off: He said, when you walk around the house, I don't have anything that's hockey related. He said, I mean, there are some pictures. He said, but I sold everything I had, all my memorabilia. I only have three items left.
Fuck Off: My gold medal, which my son is waiting for me to die so he can sell. My stick that we beat Finland with in the gold medal game.
Matt LaRose: No.
Fuck Off: And my skates that I skated in that tournament with.
Matt LaRose: No shit. That's wild.
Fuck Off: said, those are the only three things I kept. He said, I sold everything else 10 years ago and I got $1.5 million dollars for it.
Matt LaRose: Holy shit.
Fuck Off: And, um, it was cool.
Matt LaRose: Cha-ching.
Fuck Off: And he said, for those of you who watched the movie and liked it and and don't follow hockey, or even if you do follow hockey and you don't know, he said, Kirk Douglas was amazing in that movie.
Matt LaRose: Kurt Russell.
Fuck Off: Uh, Kurt Russell, Kirk Douglas is fucking almost dead Spartacus. He might be dead.
Matt LaRose: Snake Plissken.
Fuck Off: He,
Fuck Off: So yes, Snake played the role, Kurt Russell. And he said he did a phenomenal job. He said truly phenomenal, but the real only issue with it, he wasn't, he was so much softer than Herb Brooks really was.
Fuck Off: he said
Matt LaRose: Oh, really? was more of an ass. I can see that.
Fuck Off: He said, Herb Brooks was just brutal.
Matt LaRose: That's...
Fuck Off: He said, but, but he's a guy that that we just all kind of bonded around. And he said that you're going to play my way or you're gone.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Trying to play more of a European style of hockey when it had switched over to match the Russians who hadn't lost like ever. And they had just beaten Japan, like 17 to nothing.
Fuck Off: They had beaten the, they had beaten the Canadian Olympic team.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: And then they came and beat like the Islanders, the fucking Rangers, the, the Chicago Blackhawks. They came in and beat all those guys. And then they roll in while they're doing that.
Fuck Off: The U.S. s Olympic team amateurs were playing Yale, like Harvard, club teams.
Matt LaRose: yeah is
Fuck Off: And he was doing this like six seven six seven
Matt LaRose: six seven oh yeah my favorite part
Fuck Off: So anyway, it was cool, man. It makes me want to go watch the movie again, which I'll probably end up doing this weekend. And he said, you know, some of that stuff wasn't real. He said, you know, a lot of it was was good, but they they jammed things together, obviously, for dramatic effect.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: and He said, you know, it all we didn't bond over suicides. He said, we really bonded day one. He said, but going into it, he said there were nine guys from University of Minnesota on the team.
Matt LaRose: Minnesota.
Fuck Off: They started with, ah there were hundreds of them that tried out across the country. They narrowed it down and they were taking 62 or something. Then they cut it down to 55 and they were only going with 22, I think, to the Olympics then.
Fuck Off: So they cut it all the way down and he said, when we got there and he said, ah Minnesota, everybody hated. Everybody hated the guys on Minnesota and that's who Herb Brooks coached.
Matt LaRose: Oh. Yeah. Hm.
Fuck Off: And no one liked them. He said, they we hated them because they're from Minnesota. And, you know, we never got to play those kinds of games then.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: He said, the University of Minnesota Duluth guys that were on the team hated them because same thing. And he went around, he said, basically everybody who was on that team hated University of Minnesota.
Matt LaRose: sir
Fuck Off: And all nine players ended up staying, I believe. But the the thing he had said about it was um from day one, they all just bonded. One one thing, doing the whole thing.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And it was just amazing talking about what really happened in the locker room.
Matt LaRose: Lock it in.
Fuck Off: In the last scene when Herb Brooks doesn't say anything, he said he'd only ever heard Herb Brooks swear one time. And that was when he said, you fucking belong here. Go do it.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah.
Fuck Off: You were born to be hockey players.
Fuck Off: You were born to have this moment. Now it's up to you to take it. Go fucking take it.
Matt LaRose: I'm all fired up. You're going hurt my back again.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was great, man. It was awesome to see.
Matt LaRose: It's a great movie.
Fuck Off: Oh, great movie. And
Matt LaRose: That is my favorite part of the movie when he makes him get all um on the line and fucking bags, just bag skate him again, again, again.
Fuck Off: do the gassers. They call them Herbies, he said.
Fuck Off: He said that was real. That happened. They call them Herbies because he had them doing some suicides, whatever, gassers.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But he came from a baseball background. He came from a football background. He grew up right here in Massachusetts in Winthrop. And he's been, he played at BU. He's been at BU now for 30 years, like coaching. And he said he might have been in his office for five days.
Fuck Off: He was a cat, man.
Matt LaRose: that's awesome was that so that was while you were you just got back from the big city that's why you were in new york you went and saw him oh
Fuck Off: He he was funny. he was It was great.
Fuck Off: No, well, I was in New York all week, and then I flew in um yesterday to Boston, and I was at the Encore Casino, and that's where this went down.
Matt LaRose: oh cool oh so this was oh shit i thought this was the other day very cool
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was yesterday. It was good. And New York was what New York always is.
Matt LaRose: A shithole.
Fuck Off: It's just such a weird place. It honestly is. It's as close to, I was thinking about it it's as close to a European city, that we have within this country, it, in my opinion, doesn't adequately match up to Montreal, which I feel is the most European city in North America.
Matt LaRose: Hmm. a Bunch of cunts from there too.
Fuck Off: Those are your people. And I think that Um, but it's also as close to Tokyo as we have in this country as well. Like it's all bright fucking lights that just go on all day.
Fuck Off: And I'm walking at night and I looked down at my fucking phone Because it's on the fucking walking app anyway, so I get to see where I'm going. But you you don't really look at the time when you're doing that.
Fuck Off: And all of a sudden, it's like 2 in the morning, and it's Tuesday night, and I'm still out walking around eating tacos from fucking kebabs, from kebab stands.
Matt LaRose: yeah it's true it yeah
Fuck Off: And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? yeah
Matt LaRose: true
Fuck Off: And I look up at the – here's the thing about New York, and I figured this was what I came to this last trip. This is my theory. Take it or leave it.
Fuck Off: New York is just like a Vegas casino, except it's outside. You have all that fucking dead and fresh, oxygen yeah not so fresh oxygen that just melts over your head.
Fuck Off: But unless you're able to look straight up in the sky, Not on an angle, because you're going to be surrounded by skyscrapers everywhere you turn. So you don't want to look to the side and look up.
Fuck Off: But that's what everyone does. They look at these giant fucking signs of Ted DiBiase and Virgil from 1986.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's wild.
Fuck Off: But you have to look straight fucking up. And when you look straight fucking up, all you see is jet black in a moon. And that's what you've got to look at in New York. Because otherwise, the lights are on and it's daytime all the time.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's wild.
Fuck Off: that's ah There are so many lights on and there are so many things happening. It's like in Rocky 1.
Matt LaRose: It's the city that never sleeps.
Fuck Off: one It's like in Rocky 1 when Pauly gets all fucking drunk and whacked out and he wants to go fight rock.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And all the pinball machines are going on. And he's like, yeah and then he gets arrested. That's what New York is like.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But the other part about it, it really is. It's such a diverse place of people, of cultures, of food and money. I don't understand where these fucking people come in from with the money that they have to do what they do here from other countries.
Fuck Off: They're just all here shopping, doing their thing. But there are fucking Rolls Royce Phantoms on every block. Bentleys. you You name it. Maybach SUVs. Maybachs.
Fuck Off: They're all over the place. Way more than out in LA. like the The money. So I actually went and looked it up. The percentage of billionaires in New York versus LA. It's like six to one New York.
Matt LaRose: Holy shit.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Just fucking money. And these things are parked on the side. You can't get a spot anywhere in New York. And then you have fucking construction fucking trucks everywhere.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: and And those Sabaret fucking hot dog vendors, Sabaret and all the other shit, the Nathans. And everyone's lined up. But all of these fucking ridiculous cars have spots with people outside making sure no one fucks with them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's crazy.
Matt LaRose: Money can, just like you're right, just like in Vegas, money can buy you anything in New York, as long as you have enough of it.
Matt LaRose: I've always said this about New York.
Fuck Off: It sucks.
Matt LaRose: so Yes, the one thing that I do like about New York is at any time of day or night, no matter what, I can walk to any street corner and get either an amazing slice of pizza or an unreal Jew bagel.
Matt LaRose: That's what I like about New York.
Fuck Off: Yeah, or Tacos from Los Tacos number one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, well,
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that sounds outstanding.
Fuck Off: That place is so fucking good. It's amazing. I went there every day and i had I probably went to two pizza shops a day just for a slice at each space.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah, he's going to grab a slice, man.
Fuck Off: um
Matt LaRose: You can grab a slice of pizza at 2 o'clock in the morning in New York. Any fucking street corner.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and I did.
Matt LaRose: It's outstanding. Yeah.
Fuck Off: i didn't sleep very much this trip.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: i I averaged about four hours a night and I was alone. I was meandering the the night fucking of Gotham by myself like the dark angel himself.
Matt LaRose: You're a dark knight.
Fuck Off: Yeah, him.
Matt LaRose: You're a loner, Dottie. Just fucking combing the streets.
Fuck Off: I was walking around smoking blunts.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah.
Fuck Off: Literally going down Madison Ave smoking blunts because you can do whatever the fuck you want New York.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: This is something that's pretty rare coming from me, but it's almost sickening. When you walk outside of any hotel or building that you've been in, restaurant, as soon as you walk out, the pungency of weed smacks you in the face like one of those Fisher Price fucking baseball bats.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's brutal. Because not everyone has good fucking weed either. I'm like, dude, how fucking hard is it to smoke good weed, not that rat shit you're smoking that I can smell? There's good weed everywhere.
Fuck Off: Why do you have to smoke shit?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You should have hung out with some Rastas.
Fuck Off: I can't. You know what? I haven't seen any yet. And I was also told to not head that way.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah, definitely. You don't want to fly down there. I hung out with some Jamaicans on Saturday. I had some...
Fuck Off: You're making me crazy, man.
Matt LaRose: I had some rude boy jerk chicken.
Fuck Off: Oh, shit, fuck.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude. We had a couple of kids that fought in ah smoker and a smoker on Saturday night. were down in tiverton the great Tiverton, Rhode Island.
Fuck Off: Ah, Tiverton's really nice. i have a buddy who lives right on the water there.
Matt LaRose: And by the time we...
Fuck Off: Tommy Joy, shout out.
Matt LaRose: Shout out to Tommy. ah By the time we got out of there, it was pretty late, so there weren't that many places that were open, but one of the one of the lads recommended a Jamaican place, and we went there and got some fucking homemade jerk chicken at fucking 930 at night. It was unreal.
Fuck Off: Great move. That's good. I love jerk chicken. I made some myself a few weeks ago, if you were recall.
Matt LaRose: I bet you did, Chucky.
Fuck Off: Goddamn right I did. sent you and the Aqualad pictures of my jerking my chicken.
Matt LaRose: That's right. You sure did. I remember, unfortunately, now.
Fuck Off: Do you want to know what my favorite fucking Jamaican food is outside of Jamaican jerk chicken?
Matt LaRose: What?
Fuck Off: Because I do like it. But the fucking goat stew.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Jamaican goat stew is so, ah it's like a curry, right? But it is so fucking good, dude.
Matt LaRose: It's funny because I almost got lamb instead of getting instead of getting the jerk chicken.
Fuck Off: The goat is where it's at.
Matt LaRose: Really? i didn't I don't know if they had goat there. They had oxtail because your boy Hafer has got oxtail.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's nice. ah They had to have had goat. It's a traditional Jamaican goat.
Matt LaRose: I know they had lamb. so Because I was like, do I want lamb?
Fuck Off: Hello, Clarice.
Matt LaRose: What a great segue, Richie.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah
Matt LaRose: What a great segue.
Fuck Off: Dude, I'm so honest to God. I know that I've been called a narcissist more times this week than I recall, ah so especially from my roommate.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: it
Fuck Off: And she got that validated.
Matt LaRose: It's very negative. Very negative.
Fuck Off: she She got that validated by evidently four different psychologists.
Matt LaRose: Interesting. like
Fuck Off: And I said, I'm a narcissist and you've got four psychologists? Okay. Okay.
Fuck Off: So you see how that went.
Matt LaRose: That's a good point.
Fuck Off: But anyway.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: Great job, pal. You're hitting dingers left and right. i watched I've been home from work since Tuesday.
Fuck Off: Yeah, what the fuck? Hold on. Are we getting into that are we going into the Sugui?
Matt LaRose: Well, I'm going into the Segui.
Fuck Off: Go ahead.
Matt LaRose: my My reason of me telling you that I've been home from work since Tuesday is that I've had the opportunity to watch a few movies and since I've been home.
Fuck Off: Well, nothing new, I'm assuming. So great.
Matt LaRose: and's Of course not, but it just so happens that this is the Halloween spooktacular.
Fuck Off: Oh, it is. That's for sure.
Matt LaRose: So I happen to watch my three favorite horror movies of all time and then a fourth bonus horror movie.
Fuck Off: Really? Let's talk fucking horror movies.
Matt LaRose: So I've started with what I have long said is my favorite horror movie of all time, the number one horror movie of all time. There is no greater than, of course, Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
Fuck Off: The Shining.
Fuck Off: I agree.
Matt LaRose: It's fucking unbelievable. I love that movie. It's so fucked up.
Fuck Off: I don't even think it's considered a horror movie by, by its genre.
Matt LaRose: and like
Fuck Off: I'm not sure. I'd have, I guess we'd have to look that up, but ah is it really?
Matt LaRose: So it is. I can look it up. But when I was looking it up while I was watching it, it classified as a horror movie. And I did want to bring this up because I think that you're...
Fuck Off: It's one of the scariest fucking movies ever made.
Matt LaRose: it's so fucked up, dude. It's fucking wild.
Fuck Off: And I mean, outside of the fact it's ah one of the greatest movies ever made.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Psychological drama, psychological horror, supernatural horror, drama, and horror is what IMDb has it listed as.
Fuck Off: Okay. Yeah. Well, there you go. i guess it's right. Either way, I agree with it.
Matt LaRose: You're going to find that my favorite horror movies are in this kind of vein of horror movies. That's not like I'm going to be like, ah, I watched Friday the 13th Part 8, which...
Matt LaRose: Back in the day, I was a big fan of like slasher movies and horror movies like that, but as I get older, I realize good horror is the shit that's not like, ah oh, look, here's Freddy Krueger.
Fuck Off: No, it's psychological, man.
Matt LaRose: You know? Right.
Fuck Off: It keeps you tense through the whole thing.
Matt LaRose: Which... Right. Which is The Shining...
Fuck Off: Like The Shining, when two little twin girls come out and start yelling red rum to Tommy.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Matt LaRose: come play with Come play with us, Danny. Play with us forever and ever.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Danny. Oh my God.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Tommy's the little boy that lives in Danny's mouth that hides in his stomach.
Fuck Off: Right. Right, right, right. e
Matt LaRose: It's so good, man. I'm just watching like, you're watching Jack Nicholson and you're like, I don't even really think he's acting. I think he's just fucking.
Fuck Off: No, he's not acting. This is just what I do.
Matt LaRose: Oh, it's unbelievable.
Fuck Off: I'm on coke all the time.
Matt LaRose: All the time. I'm a psychopath. So that led me into watching my second favorite horror movie of all time, which after watching it, I was like, is this better than the shining?
Matt LaRose: And I think
Fuck Off: Oh, whoa.
Matt LaRose: You got to hear me out on this one.
Fuck Off: Okay, go ahead. I'm hearing.
Matt LaRose: You're not going to, this is, you're not going to expect this, but my second favorite horror movie of all time and potentially the best horror movie be of all time is misery starring Kathy Bates.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Fuck Off: So, yeah, I don't agree with it. But same kind of thing. I call these like psychological dramas or fucking terrors.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: they have this last listed as psychological drama, psychological drama, psychological thriller, drama and thriller.
Fuck Off: It's fucking horrifying.
Matt LaRose: So yeah, that doesn't actually have it listed as a.
Fuck Off: No, but but for you, that's a scary ass movie because you don't want to be tied up in a bed with a woman.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Who then is going to, is then going to, well, no, I'm, it's the hobbling part that really gets you, you know,
Fuck Off: Right. Well, I mean, we can just leave it at that.
Fuck Off: i bet it does, Chuck.
Matt LaRose: but, uh,
Fuck Off: Hobbling, a.k.a. pegging.
Matt LaRose: ah real the reason this movie is so good is because like with jack nicholson kathy bates is unbelievable she plays an unbelievable crazy white chick it's surprising that she doesn't have a cat because she is a crazy cat lady it's like it's like that's the only thing that that movie it's like why doesn't she have a cat if she had a cat you'd be
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, she should have had a cat. You're right.
Fuck Off: She definitely should have had like 10 of them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, exactly. So, Misery Man, if you haven't seen it in a while, you should watch it, because minus the pegging, I mean hobbling part of it, it's fucking crazy, man.
Matt LaRose: Which is now, I haven't watched it yet, but now i'm like, I have to go back and watch Gone Girl again.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's a good movie.
Matt LaRose: Gone Girl, the girl in Gone Girl reminds me of a gal I used to know. Yeah.
Fuck Off: I fucking love Rosemary DeWitt.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Is it Rosemary DeWitt? Is that her name? or
Matt LaRose: I don't, I can look at it.
Fuck Off: No, it's not Rosemary DeMitt. It's DeWitt. It's... um Fuck.
Matt LaRose: Rosamund Pike.
Fuck Off: Rosamund Pike.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Oh, that English little fucking flower.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Little English lily.
Matt LaRose: You just want to go pick her?
Fuck Off: Yeah, I want to definitely...
Matt LaRose: um But yeah, Misery.
Fuck Off: and We have to put it...
Matt LaRose: my I mean, I'm not surprised by that.
Fuck Off: Speaking of English fucking lilies, how about fucking... We coming back to Prince Henry getting stripped of all his titles. Big shocker.
Fuck Off: I'm not surprised, motherfucker.
Matt LaRose: Wasn't he? He hangs out with Jeffrey Epstein.
Fuck Off: Yeah, well, they finally ended up stripping him of all his titles and kicking him out. But why does this motherfucker have a title anyway?
Matt LaRose: Well, fuck the royal family anyways, dude.
Fuck Off: Fuck them. They're nothing.
Matt LaRose: You have a king? We don't have no kings here.
Fuck Off: Well, maybe.
Matt LaRose: People protested.
Fuck Off: they Maybe just one.
Matt LaRose: they kept They kept the king away.
Fuck Off: All right, so that was two.
Matt LaRose: Two, number three, my third favorite. but I actually watched them in this order as well. My third favorite horror movie of all time, which I think is going to surprise you, is a little movie called Red Dragon.
Matt LaRose: Starring Sir Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, Fiennes, Harvey Keitel.
Fuck Off: And Edward Norton. Fiends.
Matt LaRose: I can continue on if you'd like me to keep. Who is that guy that you like that fucking used to inhale gas and then died of heroin?
Matt LaRose: Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Fuck Off: Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude, this movie is banger after banger after banger. Unbelievable cast. Unbelievable movie. Red Dragon is my third favorite horror movie movie of all time.
Fuck Off: Really? This is... Okay. Again, I'm i' on the psychological thriller there.
Matt LaRose: This would be considered a psychological thriller, serial killer, crime, drama, and thriller.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Those are thrillers. You're talking like Michael Jackson right there.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, less zombies, though.
Fuck Off: Yeah, as for me, as far as horror movies go...
Fuck Off: Believe it or not... I think The Shining is scary as fuck.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Number one. Number two...
Fuck Off: Um...
Fuck Off: I think Nosferatu, the original.
Matt LaRose: I just watched recently watched ah the new Nosferatu from Robert Eggers.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so I have that teed up. I still haven't seen it, but I've seen the original more than once. And it's fucking scary.
Matt LaRose: yeah It's on HBO Max, I saw.
Fuck Off: Fucking guy looks weird. It freaks you out.
Matt LaRose: He is a creepy looking dude.
Fuck Off: ah So I like that. And then, you know what horror movie I always... I'm going to put a caveat in here. um One of them also was ah the omen.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. It's all for you, Damien. It's all for you.
Fuck Off: Yeah. And of course the exorcist that freaked people out, but, but those are easy layups.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah.
Fuck Off: The one that um I like was the Amityville horror.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. The remake with Ryan Reynolds.
Fuck Off: No, the original.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Why you ask?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: There's a great part where the brother gets fucking possessed by the devil and he's like up in his sister's room and he's going through her panties in the laundry.
Fuck Off: He's like trying to fucking give her the rod, if you know what I'm talking about.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and believe me, dog.
Fuck Off: So that was fucking that that was up there just because, you know, that's near and dear to my heart. But. ah The Conjuring, I thought, was a pretty scary movie.
Matt LaRose: I didn't watch that.
Fuck Off: that And um the real life story there where, what the fuck is that guy's name? Patrick something, but he was with Arquette. They play the husband and wife.
Fuck Off: You know, that is the conjuring, right?
Matt LaRose: I think so, yeah. I think I know what you're talking about.
Fuck Off: Yeah. um But yeah, as far as Halloween movies go, some of my favorite Halloween movies, I always go back to the devil's rejects over,
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Texas Chainsaw Massacre over Freddy over over Jason.
Matt LaRose: Devil's Rejects awesome. um
Fuck Off: And I like Jason over all of those guys.
Matt LaRose: Yes, Jason was, I used to be, when I was big into horror movies, when I was like a teenager, Jason was always my favorite. I had like all of them on DVD back in the day.
Fuck Off: I heard that
Fuck Off: movie it was scary and I heard the that other one that came out was scary maybe
Matt LaRose: i don't do that uh the terrifier that's another clown one i would like to give a shout out to the movie the strangers starring my girl live tyler that's actually a really scary fucking movie came out like 2008 her and her husband go to a cabin on like their honeymoon and then like while they're in the cabin you'll just see like a dude behind them with a potato sack on his face just like be like
Fuck Off: hmm
Matt LaRose: It's like a real, and then they like obviously fuck with him and torment him stuff. But like that movie, that's actually a movie that scares the fuck out of me because it's like.
Fuck Off: it's kind of similar to that Jordan Peele movie, uh, with all those, that black kid who came, get out that I didn't find scary.
Matt LaRose: Get out. Yeah, I've seen that movie.
Fuck Off: Some people said that was scary, but I don't, I may have actually seen it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you should check out the strangers. That's scary. I don't, it makes me want.
Fuck Off: I'll have to look at it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and it's got Liv Tyler in it. So, you know.
Fuck Off: I probably saw it. That's why I'm speaking of, you know, i did see this weekend though.
Matt LaRose: Hmm. Hmm.
Fuck Off: Uh, shout out to the, um, Were they the hogs?
Matt LaRose: Well, they are the Hogs, but I have to tell you that we've gone through a rebranding.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's smart. Smart.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. No longer.
Fuck Off: already gave some new nicknames.
Matt LaRose: Well, it's now the... Holy shit, I'm blanking. I wasn't expecting to tell you this. I forgot. It's now the... Holy shit, why am I blanking on this?
Matt LaRose: Hold on. What movie did you watch?
Fuck Off: I watched a bunch of movies, but this isn't about a movie.
Matt LaRose: Oh. I can tell you the ah final, my bonus movie, the beef brigade. Holy shit. How can I not remember?
Fuck Off: The Beef Brigade, that's a good one.
Matt LaRose: We're not, it's a good one. We're now the, we've, we, the beef brigade made its debut when we had the smoker on Saturday night.
Fuck Off: Oh, very nice. I like it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: um
Fuck Off: With Not Your Average Avery.
Matt LaRose: Not your average Avery. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Great nickname.
Matt LaRose: The right, still the rifle. I think I forgot to mention that you should.
Fuck Off: but He doesn't get to name himself. We've already discussed.
Matt LaRose: It's true.
Fuck Off: His coach said, we're going with me.
Matt LaRose: It's true. I forgot about that one too.
Fuck Off: Not your average. Oh, fuck. That's a great nickname.
Matt LaRose: My man, not your average Avery is covering my class for me tonight. Cause I got a fucking backy out of me.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah. Good for him. So shout out to the beef brigade. ah i did, i will admit, stop and take a look at your girl, Sydney Sweeney's tits and that see-through chain meal dress.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. How'd you, how'd you like that?
Fuck Off: I mean, I love looking at tits on chips, so that was fine, but I stand by all of my initial fucking precursors.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: She's a fucking sloppy pig.
Matt LaRose: i kind of like that we're gonna we can touch on this later with uh when you when we get into fight talk with when with your favorite fighter because we are going talk about her we were talking about how back in the day her ass was a little bit sloppy and i was like yeah but i liked it like that same with sydney sweezy i like she's a little piggy you know richie my bonus movie my fourth movie that i watched after a red dragon
Fuck Off: Mmm. Mmm.
Fuck Off: Mmm.
Matt LaRose: I can't watch red dragon be home and not have anything to do. And then just say, how can I not watch the silence of the lambs?
Fuck Off: I think the science of the lambs is better than red dragon.
Matt LaRose: So I've fallen up.
Fuck Off: and
Matt LaRose: See? Yeah. Hey, the thing is, is cause I love Jodie Foster. She's fucking. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. But just the story, how it was unwinding, that was all fucked up.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And then he was also doing, so all of these movies we mentioned, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, this it's all based on Ed, Ed Gein and Ed Gein's got this new movie out or on Netflix.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Oh, the show.
Fuck Off: Um,
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the show called Monster, maybe.
Matt LaRose: Dean. Oh, yeah. Monster. Yeah. The Ed Gein story.
Fuck Off: And i the dude from um that motorcycle show.
Matt LaRose: sons Sons of anarchy.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that one. He plays Ed Gein in it. And, you know, I think we talked about this maybe. It wasn't as scary as it could have, should have been. It was a watered down Netflix lib shit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's what I heard that they made some they gave him like a partner and that like wasn't even like real like an actual like part of this.
Fuck Off: I mean, not as much that, but like. They didn't get into real... Yeah, well, the girlfriend, yeah. But they didn't get into real detail about what he actually did.
Fuck Off: Like digging up bodies and fucking them. and Yeah, okay, so he had seven vaginas in a box and he used to fuck him like a hand puppet.
Matt LaRose: Doesn't make him a bad guy, right?
Fuck Off: No, makes for good movies.
Matt LaRose: It makes me, if that reminds me of, you talked about the devil's rejects and house of a thousand corpses. One of my favorite parts of that movie, because it's so fucked up is when captain Spalding takes him through the horror ride and he talks about all the different serial killers.
Matt LaRose: And he talks about the guy, think his name was Albert fish that used to like put jam like needles into his dick and shit like that.
Fuck Off: o
Matt LaRose: like, do all kinds of fucked up shit.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I remember. Captain Spaulding.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He pulls a little thing on his thing and he's like little teeth. goes, I got, I got, got, got, got, got, I got,
Fuck Off: The beginning of that movie, where that's the one. Is he in bed in the beginning of that movie? Or is that Devil's Reject?
Matt LaRose: No, that's the devil's rejects.
Fuck Off: Okay, okay, yeah.
Matt LaRose: He's fucking the chick with the big tits. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Matt LaRose: No, he, when he, the he's in the very beginning of that movie because the guy's.
Fuck Off: That's when they stop and go see him. They show up and yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. ah The guys come in to rob him and the fucking retarded guy comes out of the fucking toilet and he's like, I had Dr.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Zayas stuck up my ass again. Fucking house of a thousand corpses and devil's rejects. They're fucking great movies, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and you could sway me either way, which one is better. i personally like Rejects, but they're fantastic.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah, I like them both. They're great.
Fuck Off: Well, that's good. At least you watch some good movies.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And ah today is Halloween, so me I was thinking maybe I'll watch my other the great my other greatest horror movie of all time that isn't a horror movie is The Army of Darkness, um which is great.
Fuck Off: True.
Matt LaRose: And I saw that they have The Evil Dead 2, which is the before Army of Darkness on HBO Max. i was like, fuck, man. You can't go wrong with Bruce Campbell, man.
Fuck Off: Nope, nope.
Matt LaRose: Chainsaw for him.
Fuck Off: We talked about that before, too. ah had that winning I had a whole winning package of Army of Darkness from WBCN back in the day.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: yeah fuck yeah this is my boomstick
Fuck Off: Fucking great.
Fuck Off: I will probably watch some movies. I have seen couple. I can't tell you what they are because I have no recollection of them at this point. But I know there's a new movie coming out that I'm actually all jacked up about.
Matt LaRose: yeah what movie is that okay
Fuck Off: Uh, I'm not sure. Uh, but Jesse Plummons is in it. And maybe, um, what's her name?
Fuck Off: I like this chick. Emma Stone. She shaved her head, I think.
Matt LaRose: Oh, I like Emma Stone from Mean Girls.
Fuck Off: Is that... Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Jesse Plemons.
Fuck Off: He's married to Kirsten Dunst.
Matt LaRose: He's fantastic. Yeah.
Fuck Off: So this new...
Matt LaRose: The hunt, the hunger games.
Fuck Off: No, this new movie, just pull out movie coming out. Just IMDB.
Matt LaRose: I'm on IMDb.
Fuck Off: So what's the, yeah, that's it.
Matt LaRose: but Bugonia.
Fuck Off: So and um what's her name? I just said her name.
Matt LaRose: Emma Stone.
Fuck Off: Emma Stone is in it. She shaves her head for real.
Matt LaRose: cool
Fuck Off: She's like bald right now. And Jesse Plummons is in this and it's supposed to just be fucking an incredible acting job. This kid it to me is like a reincarnation of Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I think that when I see him, yeah.
Fuck Off: You mentioned him earlier, so yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he is fucking awesome. Well, this movie, it doesn't say when it comes out.
Fuck Off: ah He's a great actor.
Fuck Off: It's coming out like now or next week.
Matt LaRose: Or is it out? Oh, okay. Oh, it says in theaters near you.
Fuck Off: Yeah, there you go.
Matt LaRose: Okay. All right.
Fuck Off: Supposed to be good. So maybe I'll wait for that to come out and watch that.
Matt LaRose: Excellent. I'll watch that shit. Seeing as how we're on the topic of movies, Richie.
Fuck Off: Oh, snap.
Matt LaRose: and and
Fuck Off: Someone come off vacation finally?
Matt LaRose: He's been off vacation, been watching a lot of movies, so he has it hasn't happened in a while, but we got a quick hit segment today.
Fuck Off: I love the quick hits.
Matt LaRose: Quick hits. And by the way, shout out to the Aqualad. As a rite of passage, gets found out that he had some stinky, filthy ringworm on the back of his neck. after jujitsu the other day.
Matt LaRose: So I made sure to tell him that he was disgusted. I get that he needs to take a shower.
Fuck Off: Go wash your gi, you gross fuck.
Matt LaRose: Fucking vile. He goes, Oh, I even cleaned the mats. I go, yeah, you clean the mats after the shit was on your neck.
Fuck Off: Yeah. And on your gi.
Matt LaRose: God. Yeah. All you have to do is take your gi, put it in the washing machine, with a little bit of fucking detergent.
Fuck Off: And yourself.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: You wash your gi, you wash yourself. There shouldn't be any issues.
Matt LaRose: Disgusting. Just a vile human being. Uh, I watched a bunch of bangers this past week.
Fuck Off: Fucking noob.
Matt LaRose: A slate of all timers, Richie.
Fuck Off: Okay.
Matt LaRose: Some of the best movies out there for my money. It's time for a lightning round.
Fuck Off: I love this.
Matt LaRose: In honor of the smash and grab at the Louvre, to the Louvre,
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm. I know that Jason Statham's going to be on here, and I'm about to get fucking waxed like a bishop.
Matt LaRose: Chung Mi and I decided to watch, sorry, Chung Mi, not Chung Mi and I, I read this incorrectly, Chung Mi explicitly wanted to watch Ocean's Eleven.
Fuck Off: Shout out to Chung Mi.
Matt LaRose: to To which I obliged wholeheartedly. i fucking love this movie.
Fuck Off: Classic caper.
Matt LaRose: it's It's an all-time banger. Big Mark loves a caper. loser I think those are his...
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: and Maybe it's a heist. He loves a heist.
Fuck Off: It's a heist slash caper with the old, you know, the superstar cast.
Matt LaRose: Speaking of Jason Statham...
Fuck Off: ah Give it to me, the bank job.
Matt LaRose: Next up, in honor of DAGS, I watched the British gangster classic Snatch.
Fuck Off: Oh, well.
Matt LaRose: This movie never gets old. It's so good.
Fuck Off: Never, never.
Matt LaRose: It's true. It truly is.
Fuck Off: it's the It's probably one of the best movies ever.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. It really, and again, even though a lot of them are young.
Fuck Off: It's like definitely top 20.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Even though a lot of them are young, all-star cast.
Fuck Off: Great cast.
Matt LaRose: Before they were even, half of were even anybody. ah This one is a personal favorite of mine. Coming up next. In honor of Drake May being an absolute stud, I watched a movie that features the greatest movie quarterback of all time, none other than Shane Falco in The Replacements, just an all-time sports comedy.
Fuck Off: Keanu Reeves.
Matt LaRose: Fucking right. Arguably one of the greatest actors of all time.
Fuck Off: Oh, by the way, saw him in New York this past week.
Matt LaRose: Did you really?
Fuck Off: He's doing a show call she's doing ah a show with bill with his buddy Ted there, or whichever one they are.
Matt LaRose: yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Alex Winter, I think his name is.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: And Waiting for Godot, I think it is. It's fucking weird.
Matt LaRose: no shit Keanu I was gonna say uh he's never in a bad movie but that's not true he's got some real fucking it's true he's got really good ones when they hit but I've been like I've he I've fallen in the trap of being like oh Keanu's in this movie I'll watch it then it's like terrible fucking bullshit movie
Fuck Off: No, that's definitely not true. hes He's mostly in bad movies, honestly.
Fuck Off: ah There's one movie he did where out of two hookers come over and he's supposed to be like an architect or some shit and he's walking around on the phone and but they're robbing his house or something weird's happening and he is atrocious in that.
Matt LaRose: Sounds like a terrible movie.
Fuck Off: But you know what movie I really like and has nothing to do with what we're talking about? It's not really a horror movie.
Fuck Off: I don't remember. It's the one with Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves. The Devil's Advocate.
Matt LaRose: Oh, no. Yeah, no.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: No. Constantine.
Fuck Off: No, Constantine I love. That's with Tilda Swinton.
Matt LaRose: Oh. Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: It's The Devil's Advocate.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. The devil's advocate. That's like a old when he was super young, right?
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was a really good Charlize Theron's in that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Okay.
Fuck Off: um Great fucking movie. And that was like about the devil doing things. Not a horror movie, but the devil's in it.
Matt LaRose: Hmm. Hell yeah. The devil's metal. How does it look with my mustache when I do this?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Looks real. Looks real.
Matt LaRose: Heavy metal. ah By the way, Mark, the Aqualad had said the all-time sports comedy. I'd just like to point out you brought up Miracle earlier and I just want to shout out second greatest ice hockey movie of all time after the greatest ice hockey movie of all time, Mystery Alaska.
Fuck Off: Yeah, we've already gone through this before, but you forgot about Slapshot.
Matt LaRose: With that being said, next.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, but that Mystery is the best.
Fuck Off: And you also forgot about Youngblood.
Matt LaRose: In honor of
Fuck Off: And the Mighty Ducks. I mean, those could all arguably be read up. Anything Emilio Estevez touches is gold.
Matt LaRose: I'll play those New York Rangers.
Fuck Off: That's a great one.
Matt LaRose: Up next, in honor of Chauncey Billups and the wonderful world of illegal poker,
Fuck Off: The Poker.
Matt LaRose: damn near killed her. I treated Chugme to the classic Rounders and Teddy KGB.
Fuck Off: Oh, fuck. This is personally one of not only my favorite movies, but my roommate's top, I think, three or four.
Matt LaRose: Mmm.
Matt LaRose: This is the old i know ah last I knew it was number one because, oh no.
Fuck Off: No, number one is Shawshank.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah. Cause rounders was a movie that I hadn't seen, but when your roommate expressed to me how much I needed to see it, I made sure. Wait, did I?
Fuck Off: Shawshank, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, and, uh,
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: ah John Wick. Oh, and Denzel's movie, The Equalizer.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: She fucking loves that. And by the way, who doesn't?
Matt LaRose: And also, she loves Kill Bill because i she's the first person that I learned that Kill Bill is not simply two movies.
Fuck Off: True.
Matt LaRose: You watch Kill Bill all in one sitting or you don't watch it at all.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and she loves Django. That's her favorite.
Matt LaRose: I love Django.
Fuck Off: That's her favorite Tarantino movie.
Matt LaRose: Mine is...
Fuck Off: So that's like her top six right there. Not bad.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's fucking unreal.
Fuck Off: not bad
Matt LaRose: ah ah This was one that Chung Mi had never seen before, but she loved it, and who wouldn't? Teddy KGB gives this man his money.
Fuck Off: Fucking incredible movie. yeah You don't like it. You haven't even watched it. You started to watch and you stopped if memory serves twice, maybe.
Matt LaRose: What? No rounders.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: No, I watched it and I loved it.
Fuck Off: oh Oh, you did?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I watched.
Fuck Off: thought you didn't like it.
Matt LaRose: No, that's what I was just saying. n MEC mate was like, you have to like, which when m MEC recommends a movie, I have to make sure that I see that movie. Cause she doesn't recommend many.
Fuck Off: Fucking rounders is fucking awesome.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. She sold it off as like is like her favorite movie of all time or right up there.
Fuck Off: It's right up there. Yeah. And John Malkovich is a great actor anyway, but he was fucking phenomenal in it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: From what he wore to how he fucking splashed the pot.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: Teddy fucking KGB.
Matt LaRose: Teddy fucking KGB.
Fuck Off: All you need to do, put on a yellow t-shirt, a fucking burgundy track suit jacket, and some red plaid pants. You can go as him for Halloween.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Fuck Off: Nice and easy.
Matt LaRose: Finally, Richie, in honor of the man himself, I watched the John Candy documentary.
Fuck Off: Bring it.
Matt LaRose: He was the man. There's nothing better than Uncle Buck and John is sorely missed.
Fuck Off: I watched that as well.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, we talked about it last episode. I think that's what I think your review of it last week is what prompted the Aqualad to watch.
Fuck Off: We're on the same page. It was really a great documentary.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, John Candy is the greatest.
Fuck Off: Did you watch it?
Matt LaRose: I started watching it. I haven't finished it. I started watching it.
Fuck Off: ah Just the opening scene had me hooked. I mean, Bill Murray right away.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Just as soon as he started talking, I was like, this is fucking incredible. People die.
Matt LaRose: People die and they die young too. Oh, shit.
Fuck Off: Speaking of dying.
Matt LaRose: A new JRE just dropped with Elon Musk. That'll be fun.
Fuck Off: yeah Speaking of dying.
Matt LaRose: Speaking of dying. More death has happened.
Fuck Off: And Elon Musk. What the fuck? I've been out of town in New York, so I missed it, but I heard the end of the world was coming from an alien planet behind the sun.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, maybe.
Fuck Off: Did I miss that?
Matt LaRose: Hopefully.
Fuck Off: Okay.
Matt LaRose: I don't know. They're always talking shit. I don't pay attention.
Fuck Off: I was out of town, but I think the world was supposed to end.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: When is it not supposed to end?
Fuck Off: don't know, an an alien spaceship that they thought was posing as a comet. So I don't know.
Matt LaRose: I think it's going to end soon because Trump just told them to start testing nuclear weapons again.
Fuck Off: Yeah, saw that too.
Fuck Off: ah He was just in South Korea as well. Shout out.
Matt LaRose: And Japan, by the way, shout out to Japan's new prime minister, metalhead loves heavy metal. Favorite band is Iron Maiden plays drums and drives a Toyota Supra as a daily driver.
Matt LaRose: And she's a woman.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's the new prime minister of Japan.
Fuck Off: I'd fuck her.
Matt LaRose: course you would.
Fuck Off: I'd fucking eat a fortune cookie for dessert.
Matt LaRose: ah
Matt LaRose: um
Fuck Off: Can I even say that now?
Matt LaRose: I mean, you just did.
Fuck Off: I always do.
Matt LaRose: You do. um We got a couple of different ways we can go here, but you got a hard out in 40 minutes. So I'm going to take you down the road of what I wanted to talk to you about because we have so much to cover in it. Did you watch the fights last weekend?
Fuck Off: Yes and no.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Okay. Here we go. This was you.
Fuck Off: I watched all the free fights and I fell asleep. No, I didn't. It was in the middle of the day.
Matt LaRose: It was in the, yeah, it was started at 10 o'clock in the morning and the main card.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I ended up going to a, which we will get into, a bubble hash making class.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah.
Fuck Off: So I saw the fight clippings after the fact. But, go ahead.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Opening up the night, my new favorite, Women's strawweight fighter, a little Japanese gal, she's real mean, named Mizuki Inoue defeated Jacqueline Armourim via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Fuck Off: I called that one, if you recall. I said I thought she was related to Ensign. Is it true?
Matt LaRose: I'm not sure if it is or not. I didn't find out. But I like everything about this chick. She's a nice little Asian, and she's mean.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: And she's training. out When she comes over stateside, she trains with Cerro Longo fight team.
Fuck Off: Nice.
Matt LaRose: She got Ray fucking Ray Longo in her corner.
Fuck Off: He's good.
Matt LaRose: She's mean. She hits hard and she's a little sly little Fox, Richie.
Fuck Off: I like sly foxes, especially speaking of Keanu Reeves and that 47 Ronin movie when that little hot Asian chick plays a fox who flies through the woods.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah.
Fuck Off: Oh, I like her.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: She looked good. And you know what? That other chick fucking, what's her name? Bo, boy, fuck, it'll come to me. But one of my favorite movies of all time, believe it or not, The Crow.
Matt LaRose: Wow.
Fuck Off: And the sister in that movie as well. Evidently, I like incest. The sister with the brother was like, that was weird.
Matt LaRose: How angsty 90s of you.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: ah Up next, local lad Mitch Raposo defeated Azat Makasim via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: I was a surprised about that.
Matt LaRose: so Yeah, something happened in that. That way ended up being a closer fight, but then the guy took up. Oh, Mitch Raposo had the dude down on the ground and was on top of him, and the dude reached up and grabbed the fence and like pulled himself up.
Matt LaRose: So they took a point away from him for changing the position, and that's what ended up. You can't be grabbing the fence.
Fuck Off: Can't do it, can't poke eyes, can't grab fences.
Matt LaRose: Up next, your boy Chris Biggie Boy Barnett got absolutely steamrolled by Hamdi Abdel-Leib.
Fuck Off: Yep, we called that. Well, at least I did. I can't remember if you were still sticking with Biggie Boy because you loved him so much.
Matt LaRose: Biggie Boy has zero grappling.
Fuck Off: He's terrible.
Matt LaRose: He's terrible. And this dude, which is weird because the other dude already got cut from the UFC and Chris Barnett did. So there you go. Up next, this fight was fucking awesome.
Matt LaRose: Nathaniel Wood defeated Jose Delgado in a three round decision. These two, these two dudes beat the fuck out of each other.
Fuck Off: Great fucking fight.
Fuck Off: is that the is that Is that the fight Nathaniel broke his foot in?
Matt LaRose: and
Matt LaRose: ah he There was a couple of feet breaks, so I'm not sure if it was if that was one of them, but it could have been.
Fuck Off: That was the one that went three rounds. Did he win 29-28?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he won. I think he was sitting on the stool when they announced in the world.
Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah. He won the first two rounds. It was great fight. And then in round three, there was like a, don't know, shot takedown. And he went down and his ankle flipped like Scatterburrows did.
Matt LaRose: Oh
Fuck Off: Not as brutal because it wasn't a compound fracture, but it did the same thing.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: So he laid on the ground for the entire third round, getting the shit pounded out of him on top.
Matt LaRose: No, that, okay. So that was, that that was Ludovic Klein and Matias Raybeck.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that was that fight.
Matt LaRose: That was the one. Yeah.
Fuck Off: That was great.
Matt LaRose: Cause that was the one, the dude was, he was, uh,
Fuck Off: Oh, right. Nathan Wood was, um what's his name's fighter? Pickett, right? Brad Pickett's fighter?
Matt LaRose: maybe ah yeah yeah yeah because he was i was gonna say he was like an english kid fighting a mexican and they beat the fuck right before the right before this fight started my buddy avery said this fight's gonna be unreal i like both of these guys and he said they're gonna beat the fuck out of each other and that's it was awesome um yeah that was luddavid klein and the matias rebecky guy because the dude was sitting on the stool when they announced on the winner and he was like very excited but he's like my foot's definitely broken
Fuck Off: Wasn't he in his corner?
Fuck Off: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a great fight.
Fuck Off: That was a great fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that one.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Oh, it was 100% broken.
Matt LaRose: Then up next, another heavyweight fight. I could not wait to talk to you about this. Walter Vocker submitted Louis Sutherland with his fourth heel hook in a row.
Fuck Off: Yeah, this guy is fucking legit. When you get a guy like this, there haven't been any headhunter type heavyweights since Frank Mir. Yeah. You've got, right, he was the last one, and he upseeded Big Nog.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Those are the big, you know, and this guy's more ruthless. I should say more effective than pal Harris was previously, but he's, he's not as ruthless, which makes it even more scary.
Matt LaRose: yeah yeah
Fuck Off: And I've tried to, I watched that fucking entry like five different times. It's amazing where he pulls these off from, from all weird positions. And he literally falls back.
Fuck Off: He, it's such a stupid thing to do in theory.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: ah You don't want to fall on your back and have a 280 pound man eating on
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: eating on you
Matt LaRose: DC was literally saying he doesn't want to do this. He doesn't want to go to deep half. He doesn't want to go to deep half. He's going to get hit. And then he just rips the guy's ankle off.
Fuck Off: Amazing. The guy is just an assassin.
Matt LaRose: And then, um and then as if that wasn't enough, they get him on the mic and he fucking crushes it on the mic afterwards.
Fuck Off: He's going to kill fucking Aspinall.
Fuck Off: They it.
Matt LaRose: This, this dude but is half Brazilian, half Russian. which was confusing because when we were talking about, I'm looking at the picture and he looks Brazilian and I'm looking at his name and I'm like, this guy's definitely Russian.
Matt LaRose: And then he does, he says the answer to the, court or to the, to they put the mic in his face. He says the answer in English. Then they go to, uh, then they go to translate.
Matt LaRose: and He goes, I'll translate it. Then he says that he got in Brazilian. He goes, you want it in Russian too? And then he gives it to him in Russian afterwards.
Fuck Off: I speak English.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. This guy's fucking awesome. And then he calls fucking Barnett fucking black Peppa pig.
Matt LaRose: He said he wants to fight Black Pepper. And he called called the Egyptian guy something too, but I don't remember what it was.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was classic.
Matt LaRose: This dude's awesome, man. I can't wait for him to fight again.
Fuck Off: I'm looking for it, and I think he is going to be a handful in the heavyweight division.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, if he keeps subbing people.
Fuck Off: He's a very unique individual in order to do that.
Matt LaRose: They said the only other person that has four heel hooks is Paul Harris, but he's ne he never had four in a row. He only had two in a row.
Fuck Off: I only thought he had two. He got kicked out or lost one because of one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: He wouldn't let it go.
Matt LaRose: Well, yeah, I mean, he did it to a, he ended up doing it to a bunch of people.
Fuck Off: yeah, that was his thing.
Matt LaRose: Filthy, rotten fucking Brazilians, man.
Fuck Off: Can't trust him.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you had Ikram Aliskirov defeat Park Yong-jung via three round decision. That was a Korean dude that got his ass kicked.
Fuck Off: The Iron Turtle.
Matt LaRose: The Iron Turtle, Turtle Ships. Rounding out the prelims in what I consider definitely my knockout of the year by far and possibly the greatest head kick knockout in UFC history.
Fuck Off: Displacing Mirko.
Matt LaRose: Displacing... Well, Marco didn't really have any head kicks in the UFC except for when he got head kicked.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's true. That was brutal too by fucking Big G.
Matt LaRose: His foot was going the wrong way, yeah. This this fucking head kick... from a technique standpoint, was flawless. This dude doesn't take a huge step, hits a huge pivot, swings his hip all the way through, fucking hits this dude right in the fucking neck, kills him, brings his leg back, no extra steps, no perfect balance, all the way out, all the way back.
Matt LaRose: No fucking nothing before, nothing after, just fucking bang, head kick, fucking dead. Unbelievable. This dude, na I watched it, I showed it to Tom, this dude, Nassarat Haparass.
Matt LaRose: They were just talking about how, like, oh, this kid's really good, and he's, like, the next big thing, and talking about how great he is.
Fuck Off: He was.
Matt LaRose: And then this dude, Quillen Salkid, fucking knocks him dead. This kid took the fight on 10 days' notice.
Fuck Off: Yeah, fucking brutal.
Matt LaRose: I was talking to my man, Tom Hafer, about and he was like, I know that that dude, after I showed him the video, that dude was out for, like, like five minutes. He was out for, like,
Fuck Off: Well, he got in the carotid, didn't he?
Matt LaRose: he Yeah, it was perfect. and ah So when he was finally up and okay again, i showed it to Tom and he says, i know that that guy's okay, but that dude's never going to be okay ever again.
Fuck Off: definite Right. It's true. Those are the types of knockouts that truly affect the career.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and a life.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: That kid's young and he's going to be retarded forever.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Very shortly.
Matt LaRose: Opening up the main card, you had Azarat Mazakurov defeating Alexander Reykik via TKO round one. That was a short jab at light heavyweight.
Fuck Off: Gotta love it.
Matt LaRose: Reykik was leading in, and then this dude just fucking blasted him with a jab and dropped him.
Fuck Off: They punch hard.
Matt LaRose: Up next, Alexander Volkov defeated Jelton Almeida via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: It's fucking terrible. Both of them.
Matt LaRose: but lot of controversy in here, Rich. A lot of people are saying, That he didn't win that fight because the other guy took him down and was on top of him the whole time. But I say just because you take some guy down and hump his leg for five minutes doesn't mean that you win the fight.
Fuck Off: Damage. Effective damage.
Matt LaRose: In the featured bout of the evening, Umar Namaga Medov defeated Mario Batista via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: I did not pick this fight. I got this one completely wrong because I don't believe in Nurgermedov.
Matt LaRose: He said that he took this dude lightly and he was a lot better than he expected him to be.
Fuck Off: See, already I don't like this guy. He's
Matt LaRose: He's admitting his flaws to you.
Fuck Off: pathetic.
Matt LaRose: In the co-main event of the evening, this is the ass that I was talking about earlier. Mackenzie Dern defeats Verna Jernodoba via five round decision to become the new women's straw weight champion.
Fuck Off: Shocking. I got talked into pulling out of my pick by Mort as usual.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.
Fuck Off: ah
Matt LaRose: You should never pull out of Mackenzie Dern.
Fuck Off: No, that's true.
Fuck Off: I was surprised. She handled her. I thought this girl was on a heater.
Matt LaRose: She, I mean, she was and still is. It was a great fight. They beat the fuck out of each other for five rounds.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'd like to see it again.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I bet they will do it again. This girl wins a couple more. Mackenzie Dern wins a couple, has a couple defenses. They'll be.
Fuck Off: Mackenzie Dern, I don't know if she'll even make it past the defense.
Matt LaRose: She wants to fight Tracy Cortez.
Fuck Off: Oh, well, then she'll make it past one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's a smart pick, you know?
Fuck Off: I love that pick. Sloppy ass and tits rubbing all over each other.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: They should just make that a porno.
Matt LaRose: They should do that in a kiddie.
Fuck Off: And have Paige Van Zandt be the ref and shes she flips on everybody.
Matt LaRose: Be the ref. Inside of a kiddie.
Fuck Off: Then they all just end up scissoring each other, making a fucking tripod, licking each other's boxes in the middle of the fucking cage. I could sell that.
Matt LaRose: I was thinking all of that inside of a kiddie pool and you can pay people, you people can pay extra money to throw...
Fuck Off: To piss on them.
Matt LaRose: I was going to say throw buckets of like oil and stuff, but I guess, I mean, if they want to put, you can always, how much do you want to spend?
Fuck Off: Fish.
Fuck Off: I go to different places than you do.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I don't know. I was walking around in New York at 4 a.m. every day.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You must have seen some shit.
Fuck Off: I told you.
Matt LaRose: Any tweakers out there selling a camera or a gi that they bought in Montreal or in Canada rather?
Fuck Off: No, they don't let Canadians in.
Matt LaRose: as Well, they got one thing going.
Fuck Off: Just everybody else.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, exactly. In the main event of the evening, a fight that was considered a no contest, Tom Aspinall received a double eye poke from Cyril Gagne.
Fuck Off: And it's exactly how the fight should have been called before.
Matt LaRose: lot of controversy.
Fuck Off: No contest. Stupid.
Matt LaRose: A lot of controversy in this one, Dickie.
Fuck Off: All of a sudden, this guy's dad is tweeting. is He still can't see.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.
Fuck Off: He can't see the phone in his hand.
Matt LaRose: Ha, ha, ha.
Fuck Off: The guy wants to be the champ. He can't even fucking tweet.
Matt LaRose: There are a lot of people saying that he quit. He realized...
Fuck Off: He did quit. He's a faggot.
Matt LaRose: he
Fuck Off: I've said it 100,000 times. He's an Englishman. They are not fucking stand-up fighters. They're fucking limpy-ass, dick, glass-chinned homos.
Fuck Off: Except for Nigel Benn. That guy was a stud.
Matt LaRose: i would expect you to say that about the Frenchman.
Fuck Off: Oh, the French. Don't get me started. they they They're not fighters. Cyril Ghan's the same way. Fucking pathetic. He's about as French as I am, by the way.
Matt LaRose: yeah Yeah. He's not very French.
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: He's too dark to be a Frenchie.
Fuck Off: look He's lucky he escaped Darfur before they just annihilated that whole place. Did you see that?
Matt LaRose: No.
Fuck Off: Fucking on the news, it's actually pretty fucking sick. These renegade fucking militias are going around. They killed all these. They're raiding hospitals and killing children and women
Matt LaRose: Wow.
Fuck Off: and um to annihilate them for genocide. From space, they took a picture and they said there was so much death and blood on the sand that you could see it from space.
Fuck Off: Google that. That's fucking insane. Check that out because you like that stuff later.
Matt LaRose: I don't think I want... Yeah.
Fuck Off: Not blood from dead people, but space pictures.
Matt LaRose: I do like space pictures. I am a spaceman.
Fuck Off: Yeah, much like Ace Frehley R.I.P.
Matt LaRose: the They used to call me Space Ace back in the day.
Fuck Off: bet they did, Lemmy.
Matt LaRose: So now, Richie, there's going to have to be yet another rematch, and yet there's still no fucking... resolution to the UFC's heavyweight division. It's fucking terrible.
Fuck Off: That's not true. There is a resolution. It's Jon Jones. He's the heavyweight champ still.
Matt LaRose: Well, he says he's going to fight Pereira at the White House.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and he's the heavyweight champ.
Matt LaRose: No, he's not. Tom Aspinall is.
Fuck Off: Such horseshit. The purpose of an interim champion as well is when...
Fuck Off: It's not a full-time fucking gig.
Matt LaRose: He's no longer the interim champ.
Fuck Off: You don't get to be interim champ. He was never the champ.
Matt LaRose: he They consider him the champion. if you go on there
Fuck Off: Shows how pathetic the heavyweight division is.
Matt LaRose: If you go on their website right now, it shows heavyweight.
Fuck Off: Did John Jones retire? I don't think he did. Did he?
Matt LaRose: No, he's not retired.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he never retired. He's the heavyweight champ.
Matt LaRose: He relinquished his belt.
Fuck Off: Oh, he did?
Matt LaRose: I believe so.
Fuck Off: Or was it stripped? I'm
Matt LaRose: Well, ah it depends on who you ask.
Fuck Off: asking you.
Matt LaRose: they Did I quit or did I get fired?
Fuck Off: You tell me. You're the one who's home.
Matt LaRose: Well, I didn't quit or get fired. I do. it thank Thankfully, I'm getting paid right now.
Fuck Off: I'll tell you one thing I definitely am not interested in.
Matt LaRose: This fight for.
Fuck Off: And that's another fight of these two idiots.
Matt LaRose: It's definitely Dana White says he's booking it as soon as possible to get it all sorted out as soon.
Fuck Off: Fuck. um' I'm getting tired of Dana all of a sudden.
Matt LaRose: He said he said it's.
Fuck Off: don't what would be a good fight. Put both of them in the fucking octagon and let someone release a couple of pit bulls and see what happens.
Matt LaRose: well
Matt LaRose: I can't believe this shit's still happening.
Fuck Off: They're terrible. It's a farce. Just shelf the heavyweight division for now.
Matt LaRose: Can't do it.
Matt LaRose: Richie, there fights this weekend. Did you know that?
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: Starting at 4 o'clock prelims.
Fuck Off: Oh, all right.
Matt LaRose: Main card at 7.
Fuck Off: I mean, four is better than six.
Matt LaRose: 4 o'clock right up your alley. First fight of the night. The gals kick it off.
Fuck Off: I love it. I love when the gals kick it off because it sets the tone for the whole evening. And these guys need to realize that more. And they should do it every single fucking week.
Matt LaRose: Talita Alencar takes on Arianne Kanolosi.
Fuck Off: I got her.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you have Philip Rowe versus South Koreans Ko Sok-hyun.
Fuck Off: I don't have any more South Koreans.
Matt LaRose: Back in the ladies. Oh, there's a couple of ladies fights coming up back to back. A lot of ladies on the opening card here.
Fuck Off: All right, I'm good with that.
Matt LaRose: Alice Ardeline. That looks like Alderaan from starship a Star Wars. Alice Ardeline versus Montestrat Ruiz.
Fuck Off: She sounds tough. I'll take her.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Up next, I know these two girls. Ketlin Vieira takes on Nora Dumont. Norma Dumont.
Fuck Off: Interesting thing fight.
Matt LaRose: I think I like this Ketlin Vieira chick.
Fuck Off: Hmm. Yeah, i like that little whore.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Fuck Off: Dumont is a stand-up fighter. This is an interesting fight. ah
Matt LaRose: Dumont 12 and 2, Vieira 15 and 4.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's ah it's a fucking good fight. ah I think Dumont is going to win this fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I think I'm going to pick Dumont. I like what she's doing and I like this look on her face here.
Fuck Off: You know what be better? If that face was in someone else's box.
Matt LaRose: Oh, this is the girl that, ah oh no, it's not. Oh yeah, look at this chick.
Fuck Off: Ooh, who's she?
Matt LaRose: that's That's Norma Dumont.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Norma. I got her.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. All right, up next.
Matt LaRose: Dante Johnson and Sadiqis Dumas.
Fuck Off: i got him.
Matt LaRose: Timothy Kumbana and Lee Kang-ho.
Matt LaRose: That sounds like another South Korean. and
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's definitely a South Korean. I don't have him.
Matt LaRose: Up next, Billy El-Canada versus Kevin Christian.
Fuck Off: I don't have either of them.
Matt LaRose: I don't know who a lot of these people are.
Fuck Off: That's going to be a no contest.
Matt LaRose: Main card at 7 o'clock.
Fuck Off: Where are these fights?
Matt LaRose: I don't know. It didn't say.
Fuck Off: South korea
Matt LaRose: i can check the UFC website. Oh, boy. Power Slap 17. That's exciting. ah This is at the UFC Apex in Viva Las Vegas.
Matt LaRose: Up next. The thing is, I don't know a lot of these people, but with the Contender Series and all the fights, I just tell you who they because maybe you know who they are.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I checked out of that.
Matt LaRose: Alan Nassamento and Cody Durden. Tyler's brother.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'll take him.
Matt LaRose: I know this guy, Charles Radtick versus Daniel, Daniel Fruenza.
Matt LaRose: That's United States versus Romania.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I got the U.S.
Matt LaRose: Up next, Isaac Dulgarian and Vadir Delval.
Fuck Off: Yeah, who the fuck cares?
Matt LaRose: How about Jeremiah Wells and Thamba Grumbo?
Fuck Off: I got him.
Matt LaRose: I can tell you why you'll like that fight. That's going to be live from Candyland for that one.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I got, I got Mutombo.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Co-main event of the evening at heavyweight. Waldo Cortez Acosta takes on Ante D'Gila.
Fuck Off: I love Waldo Cortez Acosta.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's a big, tall Dominican guy, right?
Fuck Off: He's the fastball guy. I got him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, this dude's awesome. So there you go.
Fuck Off: Love them.
Matt LaRose: And then the main event of the evening at featherweight, number 12, Steve Garcia takes on number 13, Uganda's own David Onama.
Matt LaRose: That's actually a good fight, Steve Garcia and David Onama.
Fuck Off: It is. I got Garcia, though.
Matt LaRose: I'm going to take Onama.
Fuck Off: Probably smart.
Matt LaRose: So there you go four four pre four o'clock prelims, seven o'clock main card on Saturday.
Fuck Off: Well, maybe I'll watch some of that in between watching my college football girls. where were
Matt LaRose: College. Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: We're almost out of all the summertime clothing.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they're going to have they got to start bundling up this time of year.
Fuck Off: there Gotta watch all the fucking UCLA-USC games.
Matt LaRose: i was to say, what if they're playing to like Alabama or is it getting cold down there too?
Fuck Off: Arizona State.
Fuck Off: It's hit or miss those They might still want to bundle up. It's still in the 70s. At night it gets to like fifty s
Matt LaRose: So if they play a nice Sunday after Saturday afternoon game. Maybe it might still be a little warm.
Fuck Off: Gotta go out west.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Those cows ah California whores.
Fuck Off: ASU.
Matt LaRose: Oh, Arizona State.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's true. The Sun Devils.
Fuck Off: Yeah, those are the best chicks on the planet. All of the models from Pornhub graduated from ASU.
Matt LaRose: Really?
Fuck Off: Basically, all the porn stars come from there. They're so fucking smoking hot.
Matt LaRose: Speaking of football.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: your Your patriots.
Matt LaRose: How you doing over there?
Fuck Off: It's, listen, I am
Matt LaRose: Six to midnight?
Fuck Off: i am optimistic, but I'm still just kind of waiting to see a few things.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's a little bit nerve-wracking, isn't it?
Fuck Off: It's nerve-wracking because they're not really that good.
Matt LaRose: How are they this good? Yeah.
Fuck Off: When you're watching the games, too, these games are really... Outside of last week with the explosion, i mean, their games are really, it was close in the beginning.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, well, the first half of the game was fucking close.
Fuck Off: Yeah. So, and then they made some big moves. They got rid of favorites.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, big safety, right?
Fuck Off: Kyle Duggar got traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers where he can come back and take his fucking cock and shove it right up our assholes.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Duggar.
Matt LaRose: Appreciate that. Thank you.
Fuck Off: It's a perfect fit for him. Perfect see scheme, perfect system. Vrabel's system doesn't fit fit him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And same with um Keon White, who got... My problem is they didn't get shit for them. They got fucking seventh round picks.
Matt LaRose: um'm I'm hearing they're lining it up. I'm hearing they're lining it up to make some big some big trade comment.
Fuck Off: Well, they're trying and everyone's saying that. November 4th at 4 p.m. next Tuesday is the trade deadline.
Matt LaRose: Oh, shit.
Fuck Off: So they're trying to do things and they're they potentially could get a safety.
Matt LaRose: So that's okay. So we might see a big move there.
Fuck Off: They potentially could get... a defensive end from the Titans possibly. They could get receivers, whether it's Chicago or Philly or New Orleans. They've got four guys there and they could also get a running back, which they really should get and use.
Fuck Off: But there are there are places they can definitely get better and they should think about it because they're putting themselves in a position where the rest of the league is so fucked up right now and the Like, come on.
Fuck Off: i mean, could we? The Colts do a very good job of being a balanced ah offense. They've got a great running game. and But as soon as Taylor, anything happens to him, they're fucked.
Fuck Off: Anyway, we'll see what happens.
Matt LaRose: I just reading this headline that the Pats running back Stevenson is out versus the Falcons with a toe injury.
Fuck Off: Yeah, good. Fuck him. They need a new back. So that means Trayvon Henderson is going to be the starting role.
Matt LaRose: He's going to be the guy.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Big baseball game tonight. We might lose the World Series to Canada.
Fuck Off: I know. It's been simulated, though.
Matt LaRose: the The Canadians are getting all uppity. They're starting to act like they won this shit. Everyone's getting real excited up north of the border.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's why I'm voting hard against them.
Matt LaRose: I have to pick the Dodgers because they can go fuck themselves.
Fuck Off: Exactly.
Matt LaRose: It's very exciting.
Fuck Off: Let's take a real fucking American team with two starting Japanese pitchers.
Matt LaRose: That's right.
Fuck Off: I got LA.
Matt LaRose: That's right. i'm go to I might actually watch a little bit of the game tonight. I haven't been following, but now that the series is
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's always nice when you put it. You scroll through. you like seeing baseball at night.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: You know, it's it's fun.
Matt LaRose: Chuck it on a Friday night. The Bruins suck giant cocks, but they've won the last couple in a row.
Fuck Off: Yeah, like two out of three, right?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they're, you know.
Fuck Off: And they got that kid got his first goal last night in overtime.
Matt LaRose: Big game.
Matt LaRose: Play tomorrow against the Hurricanes.
Fuck Off: I can't even say his name. Karatevogazagov?
Matt LaRose: Karada Jukras. It's a little bit of that Eastern European grow a bunch of throw a bunch of consonants and vowels up against the wall and see what they spell.
Fuck Off: Yeah, we'll take him. We got him.
Fuck Off: like it. I'll be making bubble hash.
Matt LaRose: yeah you're a bubble hash maker now
Fuck Off: Yeah, I went to a class last week and learned how to make bubble hash, which essentially you just need a washing machine.
Matt LaRose: oh is it a washing machine that you don't care about or yeah you don't want to make bubble hash in your nice new washing machine
Fuck Off: So
Fuck Off: probably, yeah.
Fuck Off: No, but they have these new like machines almost that are self-built to do it. So we went to a class last week and basically got annihilated.
Fuck Off: I smoked.
Matt LaRose: Is that what is that the classes had to get fucked up on BubbleHash?
Fuck Off: No, but it was ah just a great surprise that was tied to it. because we We go to this fucking weed place dispensary and right next door is an empty building that they just rented out and had these fucking kids come in and show everyone how to make bubble hash.
Fuck Off: And the weed place came over to set up some tables to sell some stuff. And we got fucking ripped. We were doing dabs, both electric and with the blowtorch. They had this giant fucking...
Matt LaRose: You got to put when the blowtorch comes out, you've gone too far.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and it was one of those days. So I got fucking ripped for about, I'd say, maybe four hours.
Matt LaRose: Oh, that's awesome.
Fuck Off: I was so fucked up. I was i was like ah passing out on the car ride home, Grant was driving. so I was, fuck he's he's like, hey I'm not going to smoke too much so you can go at it. I said, Roger that.
Matt LaRose: ah that's awesome
Fuck Off: I did dabs. I did wax. I did resin. I did, so the electric dab, i did the blowtorch dab. And then we did this fucking crazy bong setup that they had where we were ripping, we were using Grant's own weed that the Hawaiian snow.
Matt LaRose: Oh, nice.
Fuck Off: So we were, the whole place got fucked up on his shit. It was great.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah.
Matt LaRose: That's a good time.
Fuck Off: So tomorrow we go make our own. I'm going to fucking set it up.
Matt LaRose: Oh shit.
Fuck Off: Got a bunch of weed. I think we have like four pounds of weed together and we're putting it in the washer machine.
Matt LaRose: Oh my God.
Fuck Off: We've got a couple of nets and then we've got this filtration. So it's like seven layers of filtration. Those like, you know, one on top of another at different mesh grains or whatever they're called.
Matt LaRose: You guys are like mad scientists.
Fuck Off: Yeah. I'm just here to fucking sample everything.
Matt LaRose: He's like the, ah you're like Igor and he's the mad scientist.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's I'm fine with that.
Matt LaRose: think of that Speaking of that, are you going to watch Benicio Del Toro's Frankenstein when it comes out next week?
Fuck Off: I watch Benicio del Toro in anything.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's awesome. I don't know why that didn't come out for Halloween, but I guess you have to wait one more week for it.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you would think.
Matt LaRose: So dumb.
Matt LaRose: Well, that's fun.
Matt LaRose: I was getting my hair cut the other day at the salon.
Fuck Off: Where? Where? You have a ponytail still.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Had to clean up the sides, clean me up.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: I got my chair spun around. This woman's cutting hair in the chair next to me and I look at this, these pair of fucking Converse all-stars that are like this big. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, this bitch has shoes as big feet as big as I do. the I've never seen a pair of All-Stars that big except for the ones that I own.
Matt LaRose: And then I look up and I go, oh, that's a giant man dressed up as a woman.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: So there was a tranny cutting hair next to me.
Fuck Off: and
Matt LaRose: Thankfully, thankfully in my sneakers.
Fuck Off: In your sneakers.
Fuck Off: More like an inverse than a converse.
Matt LaRose: I was immediately like, wow, rich would Rich would love this.
Fuck Off: but Pew, pu pew, pew, pew, pew.
Matt LaRose: He would have so many questions.
Fuck Off: I would have a lot of questions.
Matt LaRose: <unk> ah it's a you know I'm not hating. If you want to live your life however however you want to live your life, I'm just saying that this lady had some pretty big fella-sized shoes and some pretty big fella-sized shoulders and strong jawline.
Matt LaRose: was right up your alley.
Fuck Off: Well, I mean, somewhat.
Matt LaRose: The only thing I got on here that I was going to ask you out real ask you about real quick is what all this and NBA scandal shit going on
Fuck Off: But the betting?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the betting and they arrested a fucking – the coach of the Portland somebodies and the ah active player got arrested.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, all those guys.
Matt LaRose: and Like 30 people altogether, I heard.
Fuck Off: and Oh, yeah, this is just the start of it, man. I mean, look... Every fucking, what are the commercials they play in between games?
Matt LaRose: Everything now is DraftKings, DraftKings, DraftKings.
Fuck Off: Make a bet. And on ESPN, they've got betting people say, this is what to wager. If you want to place the bet, do this. It's should be illegal. We've turned into fucking 28 monkeys where shit is just playing on the screens all the time and walking down the city that's destroyed.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: 12 monkeys.
Fuck Off: Yeah. 28 days.
Matt LaRose: One of my favorite ah sci-fi movies, 12 monkeys.
Fuck Off: Yeah, great movie.
Matt LaRose: Not surprised that the NBA...
Fuck Off: Bruce Willis has dementia.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's...
Fuck Off: Doesn't have long to go, it seems.
Matt LaRose: Well, they've been saying that for a while now, though. He just won't...
Fuck Off: Yeah, but he couldn't remember.
Matt LaRose: He just won't die. You're right.
Fuck Off: Oh, he will. He just has to remember.
Matt LaRose: You have to remember to forget.
Fuck Off: That's what I do.
Matt LaRose: Who doesn't? Richie, it's been an hour and 18 minutes and you have a hard-o in seven minutes.
Fuck Off: I'm ready to roll, dog.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's all. Unless you got anything else, man, that's all I got.
Fuck Off: I got alien spaceships.
Matt LaRose: Maybe.
Fuck Off: That's what I got.
Matt LaRose: Happy Halloween.
Fuck Off: Happy Halloween!
Fuck Off: I'm dressing up as a narcissist.
Matt LaRose: You're crushing it. Just like I'm crushing this mustache.
Fuck Off: You should crush that mustache.
