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Infinite Abyss Episode 68: The Halloween Spook-tacular!
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Richie and Matty are back this week for a frightful episode talking their favorite "horror" movies, UFC 321 recap and controversy, Richie took over NYC, Matty's frightful facial hair, NBA scandals, Pats are a wagon, and so much more!!
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Music and Costume Inspirations
00:00:00
Fuck Off
Okay.
00:00:21
Fuck Off
I want it all! want it all! I want it all!
00:00:42
Fuck Off
And want it now. Adventure Seeker.
00:00:53
Fuck Off
Who's fucking more macho than Freddie fucking Mercury?
00:00:56
Matt LaRose
I feel like that fits my my fucking facial hair right now.
00:00:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, this all worked out tremendously. I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I wish...
00:01:04
Matt LaRose
i have been I have been keeping a secret from you all week long.
00:01:09
Fuck Off
Oh my...
00:01:09
Matt LaRose
I haven't sent a picture to the group message. I haven't said a thing about it. I've been waiting to see you either in person or on this video chat. And I just feel like, ah you know, close, very close.
00:01:20
Fuck Off
You look like Lemmy from Motorhead. Is that what you were going for?
00:01:25
Matt LaRose
I was going for 1991 James Hetfield from Metallica. This is my this is my Halloween costume.
00:01:30
Fuck Off
oh
00:01:33
Fuck Off
Oh, it is, is it?
00:01:34
Matt LaRose
It is indeed.
00:01:35
Fuck Off
Well, I would go with Lemmy.
00:01:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Lemmy works too. it's very They're very similar. I'm not quite as blonde as James Hetfield is.
00:01:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly. And if you just had a cowboy hat on, you could either go as Lemmy or fucking Billy Ray Cyrus.
00:01:46
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:01:52
Matt LaRose
I even have a bass guitar too. Lemmy would have been awesome.
00:01:55
Fuck Off
Fuck yeah, it would be.
00:01:56
Matt LaRose
Nobody hammers the bass like Lemmy does.
00:01:59
Fuck Off
Nobody. It's all about the bass.
00:02:04
Fuck Off
Wow. There's a lot of things I wish I had done differently loading into this.
00:02:09
Matt LaRose
i Like I said, i didn't I've had a picture that I've said to everybody except our group because it I wanted to wait and see your reactions.
00:02:19
Fuck Off
Well, you saw it. Unfortunately, the fans didn't, but you can...
00:02:25
Matt LaRose
I would say fortunately for them, my but my brother, the Aqualad, straight up called me disgusting.
00:02:31
Fuck Off
It is most definitely disgusting.
00:02:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it is it's filthy and vile.
00:02:36
Fuck Off
It's the disgusting like from Hitch with Kevin James when he just kept saying, that's disgusting. God, that's terrible.
00:02:44
Matt LaRose
Some nice chops here. I'll tell you.
00:02:46
Fuck Off
It's the...
00:02:48
Matt LaRose
People that do this shit regularly that have big, you know, obviously the listeners can't see it, so we can describe how beautiful I am. I have a very large handlebar mustache that goes even past my chin into my neck quite a bit.
00:03:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, quite a bit.
00:03:01
Matt LaRose
And then I've got some nice chops on the side with a little space in between the stash and the chops. And there are people that do this kind of thing regularly. And I got to tell you, it's a lot of work to do some fucking dumb shit like this.
00:03:14
Fuck Off
lot of work. I have a picture that looks quite similar from my passport picture about 25 years ago.
00:03:22
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:03:23
Fuck Off
Big mutton chops.
00:03:23
Matt LaRose
The best, the best part is people either a just straight up, like just start laughing or they like, they, they don't know if the best is when people see it and they want to be like, what the fuck, but they don't know how to act. Like, like, you know, if that was like me or you just like, holy shit, you look like an asshole.
00:03:40
Matt LaRose
But like people at my work are like, uh, uh, and then they're like, just try to carry on.
00:03:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's because you work in some lib fucking tired place.
00:03:45
Matt LaRose
Like everything's new. Oh, yeah. Yeah, they don't like that fact that the testosterone drips out of my handlebar mustache like this.
00:03:52
Fuck Off
They don't have to worry about that anymore.
00:03:54
Matt LaRose
I will say all the old timer guys that I work with, they think, oh, it's a it's a big hit at the with
00:03:57
Fuck Off
Oh, they must fucking love you.
New York Observations
00:04:01
Matt LaRose
the actual.
00:04:01
Matt LaRose
ah
00:04:01
Fuck Off
Use a little grease for some cologne. Turn on the boys.
00:04:05
Matt LaRose
I know. Yeah, roll up a pack of smokes in my sleeve of my T-shirt, you know.
00:04:08
Fuck Off
You don't even need to do that. Just fucking rub some with grease on your fingertips and put it behind your ears. You'll be fine.
00:04:16
Matt LaRose
I was like, I'm either going to look gay or like a biker or like a gay biker.
00:04:19
Fuck Off
Right. Definitely a gay biker, which is i actually perfect with the Freddie Mercury lead in.
00:04:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's why when you right when you hit and right when you hit Queen, I was like, wow, that couldn't have been any more perfect for the mustache rides that I'm available for.
00:04:25
Fuck Off
This is...
00:04:31
Fuck Off
should have gone with the game, probably, one off of that album, but this one works. It worked. Okay.
00:04:37
Matt LaRose
It worked. i was It was perfect. What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's edition of the Infinite Best Podcast. I'm your spooky host, Matty LaRose.
00:04:48
Matt LaRose
Across from me, as always, is the inevitable, sometimes with a greasy mustache, Rich Savastano.
00:04:53
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, it's inevitable.
00:04:57
Matt LaRose
Your greasy
Horror Movies and Inspirations
00:04:58
Matt LaRose
mustache.
00:04:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, um and it is spooky. This is the Halloween episode.
00:05:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's the yes Halloween spooktacular today.
00:05:06
Fuck Off
Oh, nice. The spooktacular.
00:05:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't know what that entails. I just made that up as I said it.
00:05:11
Fuck Off
Nah, it's great. I think that's the title, though.
00:05:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, perfect.
00:05:15
Fuck Off
The spooktacular, although I do find that a bit racist, but typical coming from you.
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Matt LaRose
and
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Matt LaRose
Hey man, it's not like the sixties anymore.
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Fuck Off
No, it's the 2020-somethings.
00:05:26
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:05:28
Fuck Off
The double-aught-aughts.
00:05:28
Matt LaRose
How bad? That's true. The double up bucks.
00:05:34
Fuck Off
I saw, speaking of double-aught books and not fucking things not being what they used to be, I had the privilege and the absolute goddamn pleasure to meet a real, true fucking American yesterday.
00:05:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you weren't hanging out with me, so I don't know who it could have been.
00:05:54
Fuck Off
It wasn't Captain America, that's for sure.
00:05:56
Matt LaRose
Oh, I love me some Captain America.
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Fuck Off
Mike Arruzzioni.
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Matt LaRose
Mike Arruzioni. Arruzioni.
00:06:01
Fuck Off
You don't even know him, probably, because you were born after this happened.
00:06:05
Matt LaRose
I feel like I know the last name of Arruzioni.
00:06:06
Fuck Off
However, you should know it for one simple reason, you douche.
00:06:08
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:06:10
Fuck Off
There was a movie called Miracle.
00:06:13
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh. Yes, that's where I know the name. I was going to say a hockey player.
00:06:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a hockey player. he's the He was the captain of the 1980 Olympic team.
00:06:22
Matt LaRose
Lake Placid, New York.
00:06:22
Fuck Off
and Lake Placid. And dude, what a speaker he was. I saw him at an event. He spoke for about 45 minutes, but he went a little longer, answered some questions. And afterwards, there they were like one guy asked, hey, Mike, you sticking around for happy He goes, is there Tito's and soda? And they're like, yeah, ah you can drink. He's like, yeah, let's go. And he went out and started drinking and just hobnobbing. Good, good guy.
00:06:50
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:06:50
Fuck Off
And then um he was there with Bedard. Um, so, well, so did, did he play in the one that played in the Olympics?
00:06:53
Matt LaRose
Oh, Connor.
00:07:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, definitely not Connor. Connor is like 19 years old.
00:07:02
Fuck Off
Yeah. So it's the, uh, it's, um, this guy's brother was here. Anyway, Arruziani was great. He said, if you ever saw the movie miracle, you know, and you, he said, which a lot of people in my family never did until recently, he's got seven grandkids and none of them believed he played hockey.
00:07:23
Matt LaRose
No shit.
00:07:23
Fuck Off
He said, when you walk around the house, I don't have anything that's hockey related. He said, I mean, there are some pictures. He said, but I sold everything I had, all my memorabilia. I only have three items left.
00:07:37
Fuck Off
My gold medal, which my son is waiting for me to die so he can sell. My stick that we beat Finland with in the gold medal game.
00:07:45
Matt LaRose
No.
00:07:48
Fuck Off
And my skates that I skated in that tournament with.
00:07:51
Matt LaRose
No shit. That's wild.
00:07:52
Fuck Off
said, those are the only three things I kept. He said, I sold everything else 10 years ago and I got $1.5 million dollars for it.
00:07:58
Matt LaRose
Holy shit.
00:08:00
Fuck Off
And, um, it was cool.
00:08:01
Matt LaRose
Cha-ching.
00:08:02
Fuck Off
And he said, for those of you who watched the movie and liked it and and don't follow hockey, or even if you do follow hockey and you don't know, he said, Kirk Douglas was amazing in that movie.
00:08:12
Matt LaRose
Kurt Russell.
00:08:13
Fuck Off
Uh, Kurt Russell, Kirk Douglas is fucking almost dead Spartacus. He might be dead.
00:08:19
Matt LaRose
Snake Plissken.
00:08:20
Fuck Off
He,
00:08:22
Fuck Off
So yes, Snake played the role, Kurt Russell. And he said he did a phenomenal job. He said truly phenomenal, but the real only issue with it, he wasn't, he was so much softer than Herb Brooks really was.
00:08:40
Fuck Off
he said
00:08:41
Matt LaRose
Oh, really? was more of an ass. I can see that.
00:08:43
Fuck Off
He said, Herb Brooks was just brutal.
00:08:43
Matt LaRose
That's...
00:08:44
Fuck Off
He said, but, but he's a guy that that we just all kind of bonded around. And he said that you're going to play my way or you're gone.
00:08:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:54
Fuck Off
Trying to play more of a European style of hockey when it had switched over to match the Russians who hadn't lost like ever. And they had just beaten Japan, like 17 to nothing.
00:09:04
Fuck Off
They had beaten the, they had beaten the Canadian Olympic team.
00:09:05
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:09:07
Fuck Off
And then they came and beat like the Islanders, the fucking Rangers, the, the Chicago Blackhawks. They came in and beat all those guys. And then they roll in while they're doing that.
00:09:18
Fuck Off
The U.S. s Olympic team amateurs were playing Yale, like Harvard, club teams.
00:09:22
Matt LaRose
yeah is
00:09:26
Fuck Off
And he was doing this like six seven six seven
00:09:30
Matt LaRose
six seven oh yeah my favorite part
00:09:32
Fuck Off
So anyway, it was cool, man. It makes me want to go watch the movie again, which I'll probably end up doing this weekend. And he said, you know, some of that stuff wasn't real. He said, you know, a lot of it was was good, but they they jammed things together, obviously, for dramatic effect.
00:09:46
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:09:46
Fuck Off
and He said, you know, it all we didn't bond over suicides. He said, we really bonded day one. He said, but going into it, he said there were nine guys from University of Minnesota on the team.
00:09:58
Matt LaRose
Minnesota.
00:09:59
Fuck Off
They started with, ah there were hundreds of them that tried out across the country. They narrowed it down and they were taking 62 or something. Then they cut it down to 55 and they were only going with 22, I think, to the Olympics then.
00:10:17
Fuck Off
So they cut it all the way down and he said, when we got there and he said, ah Minnesota, everybody hated. Everybody hated the guys on Minnesota and that's who Herb Brooks coached.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
Oh. Yeah. Hm.
00:10:29
Fuck Off
And no one liked them. He said, they we hated them because they're from Minnesota. And, you know, we never got to play those kinds of games then.
00:10:37
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:10:41
Fuck Off
He said, the University of Minnesota Duluth guys that were on the team hated them because same thing. And he went around, he said, basically everybody who was on that team hated University of Minnesota.
00:10:52
Matt LaRose
sir
00:10:52
Fuck Off
And all nine players ended up staying, I believe. But the the thing he had said about it was um from day one, they all just bonded. One one thing, doing the whole thing.
00:11:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:04
Fuck Off
And it was just amazing talking about what really happened in the locker room.
00:11:05
Matt LaRose
Lock it in.
00:11:09
Fuck Off
In the last scene when Herb Brooks doesn't say anything, he said he'd only ever heard Herb Brooks swear one time. And that was when he said, you fucking belong here. Go do it.
00:11:20
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:11:21
Fuck Off
You were born to be hockey players.
00:11:25
Fuck Off
You were born to have this moment. Now it's up to you to take it. Go fucking take it.
00:11:31
Matt LaRose
I'm all fired up. You're going hurt my back again.
00:11:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was great, man. It was awesome to see.
00:11:36
Matt LaRose
It's a great movie.
00:11:37
Fuck Off
Oh, great movie. And
00:11:38
Matt LaRose
That is my favorite part of the movie when he makes him get all um on the line and fucking bags, just bag skate him again, again, again.
00:11:42
Fuck Off
do the gassers. They call them Herbies, he said.
00:11:48
Fuck Off
He said that was real. That happened. They call them Herbies because he had them doing some suicides, whatever, gassers.
00:11:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:54
Fuck Off
But he came from a baseball background. He came from a football background. He grew up right here in Massachusetts in Winthrop. And he's been, he played at BU. He's been at BU now for 30 years, like coaching. And he said he might have been in his office for five days.
00:12:11
Fuck Off
He was a cat, man.
00:12:11
Matt LaRose
that's awesome was that so that was while you were you just got back from the big city that's why you were in new york you went and saw him oh
00:12:12
Fuck Off
He he was funny. he was It was great.
00:12:20
Fuck Off
No, well, I was in New York all week, and then I flew in um yesterday to Boston, and I was at the Encore Casino, and that's where this went down.
00:12:28
Matt LaRose
oh cool oh so this was oh shit i thought this was the other day very cool
00:12:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was yesterday. It was good. And New York was what New York always is.
00:12:39
Matt LaRose
A shithole.
00:12:41
Fuck Off
It's just such a weird place. It honestly is. It's as close to, I was thinking about it it's as close to a European city, that we have within this country, it, in my opinion, doesn't adequately match up to Montreal, which I feel is the most European city in North America.
00:13:05
Matt LaRose
Hmm. a Bunch of cunts from there too.
00:13:07
Fuck Off
Those are your people. And I think that Um, but it's also as close to Tokyo as we have in this country as well. Like it's all bright fucking lights that just go on all day.
00:13:22
Fuck Off
And I'm walking at night and I looked down at my fucking phone Because it's on the fucking walking app anyway, so I get to see where I'm going. But you you don't really look at the time when you're doing that.
00:13:34
Fuck Off
And all of a sudden, it's like 2 in the morning, and it's Tuesday night, and I'm still out walking around eating tacos from fucking kebabs, from kebab stands.
00:13:38
Matt LaRose
yeah it's true it yeah
00:13:43
Fuck Off
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? yeah
00:13:45
Matt LaRose
true
00:13:46
Fuck Off
And I
Nostalgia and Cultural Impact of Films
00:13:47
Fuck Off
look up at the – here's the thing about New York, and I figured this was what I came to this last trip. This is my theory. Take it or leave it.
00:13:56
Fuck Off
New York is just like a Vegas casino, except it's outside. You have all that fucking dead and fresh, oxygen yeah not so fresh oxygen that just melts over your head.
00:14:09
Fuck Off
But unless you're able to look straight up in the sky, Not on an angle, because you're going to be surrounded by skyscrapers everywhere you turn. So you don't want to look to the side and look up.
00:14:21
Fuck Off
But that's what everyone does. They look at these giant fucking signs of Ted DiBiase and Virgil from 1986.
00:14:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's wild.
00:14:30
Fuck Off
But you have to look straight fucking up. And when you look straight fucking up, all you see is jet black in a moon. And that's what you've got to look at in New York. Because otherwise, the lights are on and it's daytime all the time.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's wild.
00:14:43
Fuck Off
that's ah There are so many lights on and there are so many things happening. It's like in Rocky 1.
00:14:49
Matt LaRose
It's the city that never sleeps.
00:14:49
Fuck Off
one It's like in Rocky 1 when Pauly gets all fucking drunk and whacked out and he wants to go fight rock.
00:14:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:59
Fuck Off
And all the pinball machines are going on. And he's like, yeah and then he gets arrested. That's what New York is like.
00:15:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:05
Fuck Off
But the other part about it, it really is. It's such a diverse place of people, of cultures, of food and money. I don't understand where these fucking people come in from with the money that they have to do what they do here from other countries.
00:15:26
Fuck Off
They're just all here shopping, doing their thing. But there are fucking Rolls Royce Phantoms on every block. Bentleys. you You name it. Maybach SUVs. Maybachs.
00:15:40
Fuck Off
They're all over the place. Way more than out in LA. like the The money. So I actually went and looked it up. The percentage of billionaires in New York versus LA. It's like six to one New York.
00:15:55
Matt LaRose
Holy shit.
00:15:56
Fuck Off
Yeah. Just fucking money. And these things are parked on the side. You can't get a spot anywhere in New York. And then you have fucking construction fucking trucks everywhere.
00:16:06
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:16:07
Fuck Off
and And those Sabaret fucking hot dog vendors, Sabaret and all the other shit, the Nathans. And everyone's lined up. But all of these fucking ridiculous cars have spots with people outside making sure no one fucks with them.
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:21
Fuck Off
It's crazy.
00:16:22
Matt LaRose
Money can, just like you're right, just like in Vegas, money can buy you anything in New York, as long as you have enough of it.
00:16:31
Matt LaRose
I've always said this about New York.
00:16:33
Fuck Off
It sucks.
00:16:34
Matt LaRose
so Yes, the one thing that I do like about New York is at any time of day or night, no matter what, I can walk to any street corner and get either an amazing slice of pizza or an unreal Jew bagel.
00:16:47
Matt LaRose
That's what I like about New York.
00:16:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, or Tacos from Los Tacos number one.
00:16:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well,
00:16:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that sounds outstanding.
00:16:54
Fuck Off
That place is so fucking good. It's amazing. I went there every day and i had I probably went to two pizza shops a day just for a slice at each space.
00:17:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, he's going to grab a slice, man.
00:17:06
Fuck Off
um
00:17:07
Matt LaRose
You can grab a slice of pizza at 2 o'clock in the morning in New York. Any fucking street corner.
00:17:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, and I did.
00:17:13
Matt LaRose
It's outstanding. Yeah.
00:17:15
Fuck Off
i didn't sleep very much this trip.
00:17:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:17
Fuck Off
i I averaged about four hours a night and I was alone. I was meandering the the night fucking of Gotham by myself like the dark angel himself.
00:17:26
Matt LaRose
You're a dark knight.
00:17:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, him.
00:17:32
Matt LaRose
You're a loner, Dottie. Just fucking combing the streets.
00:17:36
Fuck Off
I was walking around smoking blunts.
00:17:39
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:17:40
Fuck Off
Literally going down Madison Ave smoking blunts because you can do whatever the fuck you want New York.
00:17:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:46
Fuck Off
This is something that's pretty rare coming from me, but it's almost sickening. When you walk outside of any hotel or building that you've been in, restaurant, as soon as you walk out, the pungency of weed smacks you in the face like one of those Fisher Price fucking baseball bats.
00:18:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:04
Fuck Off
It's brutal. Because not everyone has good fucking weed either. I'm like, dude, how fucking hard is it to smoke good weed, not that rat shit you're smoking that I can smell? There's good weed everywhere.
00:18:15
Fuck Off
Why do you have to smoke shit?
00:18:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You should have hung out with some Rastas.
00:18:22
Fuck Off
I can't. You know what? I haven't seen any yet. And I was also told to not head that way.
00:18:26
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, definitely. You don't want to fly down there. I hung out with some Jamaicans on Saturday. I had some...
00:18:30
Fuck Off
You're making me crazy, man.
00:18:32
Matt LaRose
I had some rude boy jerk chicken.
00:18:34
Fuck Off
Oh, shit, fuck.
00:18:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. We had a couple of kids that fought in ah smoker and a smoker on Saturday night. were down in tiverton the great Tiverton, Rhode Island.
00:18:44
Fuck Off
Ah, Tiverton's really nice. i have a buddy who lives right on the water there.
00:18:48
Matt LaRose
And by the time we...
00:18:49
Fuck Off
Tommy Joy, shout out.
00:18:50
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Tommy. ah By the time we got out of there, it was pretty late, so there weren't that many places that were open, but one of the one of the lads recommended a Jamaican place, and we went there and got some fucking homemade jerk chicken at fucking 930 at night. It was unreal.
00:19:05
Fuck Off
Great move. That's good. I love jerk chicken. I made some myself a few weeks ago, if you were recall.
00:19:10
Matt LaRose
I bet you did, Chucky.
00:19:12
Fuck Off
Goddamn right I did. sent you and the Aqualad pictures of my jerking my chicken.
00:19:16
Matt LaRose
That's right. You sure did. I remember, unfortunately, now.
00:19:19
Fuck Off
Do you want to know what my favorite fucking Jamaican food is outside of Jamaican jerk chicken?
00:19:23
Matt LaRose
What?
00:19:23
Fuck Off
Because I do like it. But the fucking goat stew.
00:19:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
Jamaican goat stew is so, ah it's like a curry, right? But it is so fucking good, dude.
00:19:37
Matt LaRose
It's funny because I almost got lamb instead of getting instead of getting the jerk chicken.
00:19:44
Fuck Off
The goat is where it's at.
00:19:45
Matt LaRose
Really? i didn't I don't know if they had goat there. They had oxtail because your boy Hafer has got oxtail.
00:19:51
Fuck Off
Oh, that's nice. ah They had to have had goat. It's a traditional Jamaican goat.
00:19:56
Matt LaRose
I know they had lamb. so Because I was like, do I want lamb?
00:20:02
Fuck Off
Hello, Clarice.
00:20:02
Matt LaRose
What a great segue, Richie.
00:20:05
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah
00:20:06
Matt LaRose
What a great segue.
00:20:08
Fuck Off
Dude, I'm so honest to God. I know that I've been called a narcissist more times this week than I recall, ah so especially from my roommate.
00:20:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:17
Matt LaRose
it
00:20:18
Fuck Off
And she got that validated.
00:20:19
Matt LaRose
It's very negative. Very negative.
00:20:20
Fuck Off
she She got that validated by evidently four different psychologists.
00:20:26
Matt LaRose
Interesting. like
00:20:26
Fuck Off
And I said, I'm a narcissist and you've got four psychologists? Okay. Okay.
00:20:32
Fuck Off
So you see how that went.
00:20:32
Matt LaRose
That's a good point.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
But anyway.
00:20:33
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:20:38
Matt LaRose
Great job, pal. You're hitting dingers left and right. i watched I've been home from work since Tuesday.
00:20:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, what the fuck? Hold on. Are we getting into that are we going into the Sugui?
00:20:49
Matt LaRose
Well, I'm going into the Segui.
00:20:50
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
00:20:51
Matt LaRose
my My reason of me telling you that I've been home from work since Tuesday is that I've had the opportunity to watch a few movies and since I've been home.
00:20:59
Fuck Off
Well, nothing new, I'm assuming. So great.
00:21:01
Matt LaRose
and's Of course not, but it just so happens that this is the Halloween spooktacular.
00:21:06
Fuck Off
Oh, it is. That's for sure.
00:21:08
Matt LaRose
So I happen to watch my three favorite horror movies of all time and then a fourth bonus horror movie.
00:21:16
Fuck Off
Really? Let's talk fucking horror movies.
00:21:19
Matt LaRose
So I've started with what I have long said is my favorite horror movie of all time, the number one horror movie of all time. There is no greater than, of course, Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
00:21:30
Fuck Off
The Shining.
00:21:34
Fuck Off
I agree.
00:21:35
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable. I love that movie. It's so fucked up.
00:21:38
Fuck Off
I don't even think it's considered a horror movie by, by its genre.
00:21:38
Matt LaRose
and like
00:21:42
Fuck Off
I'm not sure. I'd have, I guess we'd have to look that up, but ah is it really?
00:21:44
Matt LaRose
So it is. I can look it up. But when I was looking it up while I was watching it, it classified as a horror movie. And I did want to bring this up because I think that you're...
00:21:51
Fuck Off
It's one of the scariest fucking movies ever made.
00:21:54
Matt LaRose
it's so fucked up, dude. It's fucking wild.
00:21:56
Fuck Off
And I mean, outside of the fact it's ah one of the greatest movies ever made.
00:21:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Psychological drama, psychological horror, supernatural horror, drama, and horror is what IMDb has it listed as.
00:22:08
Fuck Off
Okay. Yeah. Well, there you go. i guess it's right. Either way, I agree with it.
00:22:12
Matt LaRose
You're going to find that my favorite horror movies are in this kind of vein of horror movies. That's not like I'm going to be like, ah, I watched Friday the 13th Part 8, which...
00:22:25
Matt LaRose
Back in the day, I was a big fan of like slasher movies and horror movies like that, but as I get older, I realize good horror is the shit that's not like, ah oh, look, here's Freddy Krueger.
00:22:36
Fuck Off
No, it's psychological, man.
00:22:36
Matt LaRose
You know? Right.
00:22:38
Fuck Off
It keeps you tense through the whole thing.
00:22:39
Matt LaRose
Which... Right. Which is The Shining...
00:22:42
Fuck Off
Like The Shining, when two little twin girls come out and start yelling red rum to Tommy.
00:22:43
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:22:46
Matt LaRose
come play with Come play with us, Danny. Play with us forever and ever.
00:22:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, Danny. Oh my God.
00:22:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Tommy's the little boy that lives in Danny's mouth that hides in his stomach.
00:22:54
Fuck Off
Right. Right, right, right. e
00:22:57
Matt LaRose
It's so good, man. I'm just watching like, you're watching Jack Nicholson and you're like, I don't even really think he's acting. I think he's just fucking.
00:23:04
Fuck Off
No, he's not acting. This is just what I do.
00:23:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's unbelievable.
00:23:09
Fuck Off
I'm on coke all the time.
00:23:11
Matt LaRose
All the time. I'm a psychopath. So that led me into watching my second favorite horror movie of all time, which after watching it, I was like, is this better than the shining?
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
And I think
00:23:26
Fuck Off
Oh, whoa.
00:23:27
Matt LaRose
You got to hear me out on this one.
00:23:28
Fuck Off
Okay, go ahead. I'm hearing.
00:23:29
Matt LaRose
You're not going to, this is, you're not going to expect this, but my second favorite horror movie of all time and potentially the best horror movie be of all time is misery starring Kathy Bates.
00:23:32
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:23:44
Fuck Off
So, yeah, I don't agree with it. But same kind of thing. I call these like psychological dramas or fucking terrors.
00:23:53
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:23:57
Matt LaRose
they have this last listed as psychological drama, psychological drama, psychological thriller, drama and thriller.
00:23:59
Fuck Off
It's fucking horrifying.
00:24:04
Matt LaRose
So yeah, that doesn't actually have it listed as a.
00:24:07
Fuck Off
No, but but for you, that's a scary ass movie because you don't want to be tied up in a bed with a woman.
00:24:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who then is going to, is then going to, well, no, I'm, it's the hobbling part that really gets you, you know,
00:24:13
Fuck Off
Right. Well, I mean, we can just leave it at that.
00:24:20
Fuck Off
i bet it does, Chuck.
00:24:23
Matt LaRose
but, uh,
00:24:23
Fuck Off
Hobbling, a.k.a. pegging.
00:24:26
Matt LaRose
ah real the reason this movie is so good is because like with jack nicholson kathy bates is unbelievable she plays an unbelievable crazy white chick it's surprising that she doesn't have a cat because she is a crazy cat lady it's like it's like that's the only thing that that movie it's like why doesn't she have a cat if she had a cat you'd be
00:24:30
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, she should have had a cat. You're right.
00:24:50
Fuck Off
She definitely should have had like 10 of them.
00:24:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. So, Misery Man, if you haven't seen it in a while, you should watch it, because minus the pegging, I mean hobbling part of it, it's fucking crazy, man.
00:25:04
Matt LaRose
Which is now, I haven't watched it yet, but now i'm like, I have to go back and watch Gone Girl again.
00:25:09
Fuck Off
Oh, that's a good movie.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
Gone Girl, the girl in Gone Girl reminds me of a gal I used to know. Yeah.
00:25:16
Fuck Off
I fucking love Rosemary DeWitt.
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:20
Fuck Off
Is it Rosemary DeWitt? Is that her name? or
00:25:22
Matt LaRose
I don't, I can look at it.
00:25:23
Fuck Off
No, it's not Rosemary DeMitt. It's DeWitt. It's... um Fuck.
00:25:27
Matt LaRose
Rosamund Pike.
00:25:28
Fuck Off
Rosamund Pike.
00:25:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:30
Fuck Off
Oh, that English little fucking flower.
00:25:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:25:32
Fuck Off
Little English lily.
00:25:33
Matt LaRose
You just want to go pick her?
00:25:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, I want to definitely...
00:25:39
Matt LaRose
um But yeah, Misery.
00:25:40
Fuck Off
and We have to put it...
00:25:40
Matt LaRose
my I mean, I'm not surprised by that.
00:25:41
Fuck Off
Speaking of English fucking lilies, how about fucking... We coming back to Prince Henry getting stripped of all his titles. Big shocker.
00:25:51
Fuck Off
I'm not surprised, motherfucker.
00:25:51
Matt LaRose
Wasn't he? He hangs out with Jeffrey Epstein.
00:25:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, they finally ended up stripping him of all his titles and kicking him out. But why does this motherfucker have a title anyway?
00:26:02
Matt LaRose
Well, fuck the royal family anyways, dude.
00:26:03
Fuck Off
Fuck them. They're nothing.
00:26:05
Matt LaRose
You have a king? We don't have no kings here.
00:26:07
Fuck Off
Well, maybe.
00:26:10
Matt LaRose
People protested.
00:26:10
Fuck Off
they Maybe just one.
00:26:11
Matt LaRose
they kept They kept the king away.
00:26:14
Fuck Off
All right, so that was two.
00:26:15
Matt LaRose
Two, number three, my third favorite. but I actually watched them in this order as well. My third favorite horror movie of all time, which I think is going to surprise you, is a little movie called Red Dragon.
00:26:32
Matt LaRose
Starring Sir Anthony Hopkins, Edward Norton, Ralph Fiennes, Fiennes, Harvey Keitel.
00:26:34
Fuck Off
And Edward Norton. Fiends.
00:26:40
Matt LaRose
I can continue on if you'd like me to keep. Who is that guy that you like that fucking used to inhale gas and then died of heroin?
00:26:49
Matt LaRose
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
00:26:50
Fuck Off
Philip Seymour Hoffman.
00:26:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, this movie is banger after banger after banger. Unbelievable cast. Unbelievable movie. Red Dragon is my third favorite horror movie movie of all time.
00:27:01
Fuck Off
Really? This is... Okay. Again, I'm i' on the psychological thriller there.
00:27:08
Matt LaRose
This would be considered a psychological thriller, serial killer, crime, drama, and thriller.
00:27:15
Fuck Off
Yeah. Those are thrillers. You're talking like Michael Jackson right there.
00:27:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, less zombies, though.
00:27:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, as for me, as far as horror movies go...
00:27:31
Fuck Off
Believe it or not... I think The Shining is scary as fuck.
00:27:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:38
Fuck Off
Number one. Number two...
00:27:45
Fuck Off
Um...
00:27:50
Fuck Off
I think Nosferatu, the original.
00:27:53
Matt LaRose
I just watched recently watched ah the new Nosferatu from Robert Eggers.
00:27:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, so I have that teed up. I still haven't seen it, but I've seen the original more than once. And it's fucking scary.
00:28:07
Matt LaRose
yeah It's on HBO Max, I saw.
00:28:09
Fuck Off
Fucking guy looks weird. It freaks you out.
00:28:12
Matt LaRose
He is a creepy looking dude.
00:28:12
Fuck Off
ah So I like that. And then, you know what horror movie I always... I'm going to put a caveat in here. um One of them also was ah the omen.
00:28:27
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. It's all for you, Damien. It's all for you.
00:28:31
Fuck Off
Yeah. And of course the exorcist that freaked people out, but, but those are easy layups.
00:28:35
Matt LaRose
oh yeah.
00:28:37
Fuck Off
The one that um I like was the Amityville horror.
00:28:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. The remake with Ryan Reynolds.
00:28:45
Fuck Off
No, the original.
00:28:46
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:28:47
Fuck Off
Why you ask?
00:28:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:50
Fuck Off
There's a great part where the brother gets fucking possessed by the devil and he's like up in his sister's room and he's going through her panties in the laundry.
00:29:03
Fuck Off
He's like trying to fucking give her the rod, if you know what I'm talking about.
00:29:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and believe me, dog.
00:29:08
Fuck Off
So that was fucking that that was up there just because, you know, that's near and dear to my heart. But. ah The Conjuring, I thought, was a pretty scary movie.
00:29:17
Matt LaRose
I didn't watch that.
00:29:17
Fuck Off
that And um the real life story there where, what the fuck is that guy's name? Patrick something, but he was with Arquette. They play the husband and wife.
00:29:28
Fuck Off
You know, that is the conjuring, right?
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
I think so, yeah. I think I know what you're talking about.
00:29:32
Fuck Off
Yeah. um But yeah, as far as Halloween movies go, some of my favorite Halloween movies, I always go back to the devil's rejects over,
00:29:44
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:29:46
Fuck Off
Texas Chainsaw Massacre over Freddy over over Jason.
00:29:51
Matt LaRose
Devil's Rejects awesome. um
00:29:55
Fuck Off
And I like Jason over all of those guys.
00:29:59
Matt LaRose
Yes, Jason was, I used to be, when I was big into horror movies, when I was like a teenager, Jason was always my favorite. I had like all of them on DVD back in the day.
00:30:09
Fuck Off
I heard that
00:30:12
Fuck Off
movie it was scary and I heard the that other one that came out was scary maybe
00:30:17
Matt LaRose
i don't do that uh the terrifier that's another clown one i would like to give a shout out to the movie the strangers starring my girl live tyler that's actually a really scary fucking movie came out like 2008 her and her husband go to a cabin on like their honeymoon and then like while they're in the cabin you'll just see like a dude behind them with a potato sack on his face just like be like
00:30:29
Fuck Off
hmm
00:30:43
Matt LaRose
It's like a real, and then they like obviously fuck with him and torment him stuff. But like that movie, that's actually a movie that scares the fuck out of me because it's like.
00:30:50
Fuck Off
it's kind of similar to that Jordan Peele movie, uh, with all those, that black kid who came, get out that I didn't find scary.
00:30:59
Matt LaRose
Get out. Yeah, I've seen that movie.
00:31:02
Fuck Off
Some people said that was scary, but I don't, I may have actually seen it.
00:31:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you should check out the strangers. That's scary. I don't, it makes me want.
00:31:08
Fuck Off
I'll have to look at it.
00:31:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and it's got Liv Tyler in it. So, you know.
00:31:11
Fuck Off
I probably saw it. That's why I'm speaking of, you know, i did see this weekend though.
00:31:12
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm.
00:31:17
Fuck Off
Uh, shout out to the, um, Were they the hogs?
00:31:22
Matt LaRose
Well, they are the Hogs, but I have to tell you that we've gone through a rebranding.
00:31:28
Fuck Off
Oh, that's smart. Smart.
00:31:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. No longer.
00:31:30
Fuck Off
already gave some new nicknames.
00:31:32
Matt LaRose
Well, it's now the... Holy shit, I'm blanking. I wasn't expecting to tell you this. I forgot. It's now the... Holy shit, why am I blanking on this?
00:31:43
Matt LaRose
Hold on. What movie did you watch?
00:31:47
Fuck Off
I watched a bunch of movies, but this isn't about a movie.
00:31:49
Matt LaRose
Oh. I can tell you the ah final, my bonus movie, the beef brigade. Holy shit. How can I not remember?
00:31:55
Fuck Off
The Beef Brigade, that's a good one.
00:31:56
Matt LaRose
We're not, it's a good one. We're now the, we've, we, the beef brigade made its debut when we had the smoker on Saturday night.
00:32:03
Fuck Off
Oh, very nice. I like it.
00:32:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:05
Fuck Off
um
00:32:07
Fuck Off
With Not Your Average Avery.
00:32:10
Matt LaRose
Not your average Avery. Yeah.
00:32:12
Fuck Off
Great nickname.
00:32:12
Matt LaRose
The right, still the rifle. I think I forgot to mention that you should.
00:32:14
Fuck Off
but He doesn't get to name himself. We've already discussed.
00:32:17
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:32:17
Fuck Off
His coach said, we're going with me.
00:32:18
Matt LaRose
It's true. I forgot about that one too.
00:32:22
Fuck Off
Not your average. Oh, fuck. That's a great nickname.
00:32:25
Matt LaRose
My man, not your average Avery is covering my class for me tonight. Cause I got a fucking backy out of me.
00:32:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. Good for him. So shout out to the beef brigade. ah i did, i will admit, stop and take a look at your girl, Sydney Sweeney's tits and that see-through chain meal dress.
00:32:43
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. How'd you, how'd you like that?
00:32:45
Fuck Off
I mean, I love looking at tits on chips, so that was fine, but I stand by all of my initial fucking precursors.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:53
Fuck Off
She's a fucking sloppy pig.
00:32:56
Matt LaRose
i kind of like that we're gonna we can touch on this later with uh when you when we get into fight talk with when with your favorite fighter because we are going talk about her we were talking about how back in the day her ass was a little bit sloppy and i was like yeah but i liked it like that same with sydney sweezy i like she's a little piggy you know richie my bonus movie my fourth movie that i watched after a red dragon
00:33:04
Fuck Off
Mmm. Mmm.
00:33:10
Fuck Off
Mmm.
00:33:20
Matt LaRose
I can't watch red dragon be home and not have anything to do. And then just say, how can I not watch the silence of the lambs?
00:33:27
Matt LaRose
So I've fallen up.
00:33:27
Fuck Off
I think the science of the lambs is better than red dragon.
00:33:29
Fuck Off
and
00:33:30
Matt LaRose
See? Yeah. Hey, the thing is, is cause I love Jodie Foster. She's fucking. Yeah.
00:33:38
Fuck Off
Yeah. But just the story, how it was unwinding, that was all fucked up.
00:33:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:43
Fuck Off
And then he was also doing, so all of these movies we mentioned, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, this it's all based on Ed, Ed Gein and Ed Gein's got this new movie out or on Netflix.
00:33:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:54
Matt LaRose
Oh, the show.
00:33:55
Fuck Off
Um,
00:33:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, the show called Monster, maybe.
00:33:58
Matt LaRose
Dean. Oh, yeah. Monster. Yeah. The Ed Gein story.
00:34:01
Fuck Off
And i the dude from um that motorcycle show.
00:34:04
Matt LaRose
sons Sons of anarchy.
00:34:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, that one. He plays Ed Gein in it. And, you know, I think we talked about this maybe. It wasn't as scary as it could have, should have been. It was a watered down Netflix lib shit.
00:34:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what I heard that they made some they gave him like a partner and that like wasn't even like real like an actual like part of this.
00:34:22
Fuck Off
I mean, not as much that, but like. They didn't get into real... Yeah, well, the girlfriend, yeah. But they didn't get into real detail about what he actually did.
00:34:34
Fuck Off
Like digging up bodies and fucking them. and Yeah, okay, so he had seven vaginas in a box and he used to fuck him like a hand puppet.
00:34:43
Matt LaRose
Doesn't make him a bad guy, right?
00:34:44
Fuck Off
No, makes for good movies.
00:34:46
Matt LaRose
It makes me, if that reminds me of, you talked about the devil's rejects and house of a thousand corpses. One of my favorite parts of that movie, because it's so fucked up is when captain Spalding takes him through the horror ride and he talks about all the different serial killers.
00:35:00
Matt LaRose
And he talks about the guy, think his name was Albert fish that used to like put jam like needles into his dick and shit like that.
00:35:07
Fuck Off
o
00:35:07
Matt LaRose
like, do all kinds of fucked up shit.
00:35:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, I remember. Captain Spaulding.
00:35:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He pulls a little thing on his thing and he's like little teeth. goes, I got, I got, got, got, got, got, I got,
00:35:15
Fuck Off
The beginning of that movie, where that's the one. Is he in bed in the beginning of that movie? Or is that Devil's Reject?
00:35:22
Matt LaRose
No, that's the devil's rejects.
00:35:24
Fuck Off
Okay, okay, yeah.
00:35:24
Matt LaRose
He's fucking the chick with the big tits. Yeah.
00:35:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:27
Matt LaRose
No, he, when he, the he's in the very beginning of that movie because the guy's.
00:35:29
Fuck Off
That's when they stop and go see him. They show up and yeah.
00:35:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. ah The guys come in to rob him and the fucking retarded guy comes out of the fucking toilet and he's like, I had Dr.
00:35:34
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:35:39
Matt LaRose
Zayas stuck up my ass again. Fucking house of a thousand corpses and devil's rejects. They're fucking great movies, man.
00:35:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, and you could sway me either way, which one is better. i personally like Rejects, but they're fantastic.
00:35:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, I like them both. They're great.
00:35:55
Fuck Off
Well, that's good. At least you watch some good movies.
00:35:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And ah today is Halloween, so me I was thinking maybe I'll watch my other the great my other greatest horror movie of all time that isn't a horror movie is The Army of Darkness, um which is great.
00:36:08
Fuck Off
True.
00:36:09
Matt LaRose
And I saw that they have The Evil Dead 2, which is the before Army of Darkness on HBO Max. i was like, fuck, man. You can't go wrong with Bruce Campbell, man.
00:36:19
Fuck Off
Nope, nope.
00:36:20
Matt LaRose
Chainsaw for him.
00:36:20
Fuck Off
We talked about that before, too. ah had that winning I had a whole winning package of Army of Darkness from WBCN back in the day.
00:36:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:26
Matt LaRose
yeah fuck yeah this is my boomstick
00:36:29
Fuck Off
Fucking great.
00:36:33
Fuck Off
I will probably watch some movies. I have seen couple. I can't tell you what they are because I have no recollection of them at this point. But I know there's a new movie coming out that I'm actually all jacked up about.
00:36:47
Matt LaRose
yeah what movie is that okay
00:36:52
Fuck Off
Uh, I'm not sure. Uh, but Jesse Plummons is in it. And maybe, um, what's her name?
00:37:04
Fuck Off
I like this chick. Emma Stone. She shaved her head, I think.
00:37:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, I like Emma Stone from Mean Girls.
00:37:11
Fuck Off
Is that... Yeah.
00:37:14
Matt LaRose
Jesse Plemons.
00:37:16
Fuck Off
He's married to Kirsten Dunst.
00:37:17
Matt LaRose
He's fantastic. Yeah.
00:37:20
Fuck Off
So this new...
00:37:20
Matt LaRose
The hunt, the hunger games.
00:37:22
Fuck Off
No, this new movie, just pull out movie coming out. Just IMDB.
00:37:28
Matt LaRose
I'm on IMDb.
00:37:29
Fuck Off
So what's the, yeah, that's it.
00:37:29
Matt LaRose
but Bugonia.
00:37:32
Fuck Off
So and um what's her name? I just said her name.
00:37:35
Matt LaRose
Emma Stone.
00:37:36
Fuck Off
Emma Stone is in it. She shaves her head for real.
00:37:38
Matt LaRose
cool
00:37:39
Fuck Off
She's like bald right now. And Jesse Plummons is in this and it's supposed to just be fucking an incredible acting job. This kid it to me is like a reincarnation of Philip Seymour Hoffman.
00:37:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think that when I see him, yeah.
00:37:51
Fuck Off
You mentioned him earlier, so yeah.
00:37:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he is fucking awesome. Well, this movie, it doesn't say when it comes out.
00:37:55
Fuck Off
ah He's a great actor.
00:37:59
Fuck Off
It's coming out like now or next week.
00:38:01
Matt LaRose
Or is it out? Oh, okay. Oh, it says in theaters near you.
00:38:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, there you go.
00:38:06
Matt LaRose
Okay. All right.
00:38:07
Fuck Off
Supposed to be good. So maybe I'll wait for that to come out and watch that.
00:38:11
Matt LaRose
Excellent. I'll watch that shit. Seeing as how we're on the topic of movies, Richie.
00:38:18
Fuck Off
Oh, snap.
00:38:19
Matt LaRose
and and
00:38:20
Fuck Off
Someone come off vacation finally?
00:38:22
Matt LaRose
He's been off vacation, been watching a lot of movies, so he has it hasn't happened in a while, but we got a quick hit segment today.
00:38:28
Fuck Off
I love the quick hits.
00:38:29
Matt LaRose
Quick hits. And by the way, shout out to the Aqualad. As a rite of passage, gets found out that he had some stinky, filthy ringworm on the back of his neck. after jujitsu the other day.
00:38:40
Matt LaRose
So I made sure to tell him that he was disgusted. I get that he needs to take a shower.
00:38:43
Fuck Off
Go wash your gi, you gross fuck.
00:38:45
Matt LaRose
Fucking vile. He goes, Oh, I even cleaned the mats. I go, yeah, you clean the mats after the shit was on your neck.
00:38:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. And on your gi.
00:38:51
Matt LaRose
God. Yeah. All you have to do is take your gi, put it in the washing machine, with a little bit of fucking detergent.
00:38:57
Fuck Off
And yourself.
00:38:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:58
Fuck Off
You wash your gi, you wash yourself. There shouldn't be any issues.
00:39:02
Matt LaRose
Disgusting. Just a vile human being. Uh, I watched a bunch of bangers this past week.
00:39:07
Fuck Off
Fucking noob.
00:39:09
Matt LaRose
A slate of all timers, Richie.
00:39:12
Fuck Off
Okay.
00:39:12
Matt LaRose
Some of the best movies out there for my money. It's time for a lightning round.
00:39:17
Fuck Off
I love this.
00:39:18
Matt LaRose
In honor of the smash and grab at the Louvre, to the Louvre,
00:39:22
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. I know that Jason Statham's going to be on here, and I'm about to get fucking waxed like a bishop.
00:39:29
Matt LaRose
Chung Mi and I decided to watch, sorry, Chung Mi, not Chung Mi and I, I read this incorrectly, Chung Mi explicitly wanted to watch Ocean's Eleven.
00:39:31
Fuck Off
Shout out to Chung Mi.
00:39:39
Matt LaRose
to To which I obliged wholeheartedly. i fucking love this movie.
00:39:43
Fuck Off
Classic caper.
00:39:43
Matt LaRose
it's It's an all-time banger. Big Mark loves a caper. loser I think those are his...
00:39:47
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:39:48
Matt LaRose
and Maybe it's a heist. He loves a heist.
00:39:50
Fuck Off
It's a heist slash caper with the old, you know, the superstar cast.
00:39:56
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Jason Statham...
00:39:59
Fuck Off
ah Give it to me, the bank job.
00:40:00
Matt LaRose
Next up, in honor of DAGS, I watched the British gangster classic Snatch.
00:40:06
Fuck Off
Oh, well.
00:40:07
Matt LaRose
This movie never gets old. It's so good.
00:40:09
Fuck Off
Never, never.
00:40:10
Matt LaRose
It's true. It truly is.
00:40:12
Fuck Off
it's the It's probably one of the best movies ever.
00:40:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It really, and again, even though a lot of them are young.
00:40:19
Fuck Off
It's like definitely top 20.
00:40:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Even though a lot of them are young, all-star cast.
00:40:26
Fuck Off
Great cast.
00:40:27
Matt LaRose
Before they were even, half of were even anybody. ah This one is a personal favorite of mine. Coming up next. In honor of Drake May being an absolute stud, I watched a movie that features the greatest movie quarterback of all time, none other than Shane Falco in The Replacements, just an all-time sports comedy.
00:40:48
Fuck Off
Keanu Reeves.
00:40:50
Matt LaRose
Fucking right. Arguably one of the greatest actors of all time.
00:40:54
Fuck Off
Oh, by the way, saw him in New York this past week.
00:40:57
Matt LaRose
Did you really?
00:40:57
Fuck Off
He's doing a show call she's doing ah a show with bill with his buddy Ted there, or whichever one they are.
00:41:02
Matt LaRose
yeah. Yeah.
00:41:04
Fuck Off
Alex Winter, I think his name is.
00:41:06
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:41:07
Fuck Off
And Waiting for Godot, I think it is. It's fucking weird.
00:41:10
Matt LaRose
no shit Keanu I was gonna say uh he's never in a bad movie but that's not true he's got some real fucking it's true he's got really good ones when they hit but I've been like I've he I've fallen in the trap of being like oh Keanu's in this movie I'll watch it then it's like terrible fucking bullshit movie
00:41:16
Fuck Off
No, that's definitely not true. hes He's mostly in bad movies, honestly.
00:41:31
Fuck Off
ah There's one movie he did where out of two hookers come over and he's supposed to be like an architect or some shit and he's walking around on the phone and but they're robbing his house or something weird's happening and he is atrocious in that.
00:41:46
Matt LaRose
Sounds like a terrible movie.
00:41:48
Fuck Off
But you know what movie I really like and has nothing to do with what we're talking about? It's not really a horror movie.
00:41:58
Fuck Off
I don't remember. It's the one with Al Pacino and Keanu Reeves. The Devil's Advocate.
00:42:03
Matt LaRose
Oh, no. Yeah, no.
00:42:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:42:07
Matt LaRose
No. Constantine.
00:42:10
Fuck Off
No, Constantine I love. That's with Tilda Swinton.
00:42:12
Matt LaRose
Oh. Oh, yeah.
00:42:14
Fuck Off
It's The Devil's Advocate.
00:42:14
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. The devil's advocate. That's like a old when he was super young, right?
00:42:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was a really good Charlize Theron's in that.
00:42:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Okay.
00:42:22
Fuck Off
um Great fucking movie. And that was like about the devil doing things. Not a horror movie, but the devil's in it.
00:42:28
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hell yeah. The devil's metal. How does it look with my mustache when I do this?
00:42:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:42:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:35
Fuck Off
Looks real. Looks real.
00:42:36
Matt LaRose
Heavy metal. ah By the way, Mark, the Aqualad had said the all-time sports comedy. I'd just like to point out you brought up Miracle earlier and I just want to shout out second greatest ice hockey movie of all time after the greatest ice hockey movie of all time, Mystery Alaska.
00:42:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, we've already gone through this before, but you forgot about Slapshot.
00:42:57
Matt LaRose
With that being said, next.
00:43:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but that Mystery is the best.
00:43:03
Fuck Off
And you also forgot about Youngblood.
00:43:06
Matt LaRose
In honor of
00:43:07
Fuck Off
And the Mighty Ducks. I mean, those could all arguably be read up. Anything Emilio Estevez touches is gold.
00:43:13
Matt LaRose
I'll play those New York Rangers.
00:43:16
Fuck Off
That's a great one.
00:43:17
Matt LaRose
Up next, in honor of Chauncey Billups and the wonderful world of illegal poker,
00:43:22
Fuck Off
The Poker.
00:43:24
Matt LaRose
damn near killed her. I treated Chugme to the classic Rounders and Teddy KGB.
00:43:31
Fuck Off
Oh, fuck. This is personally one of not only my favorite movies, but my roommate's top, I think, three or four.
00:43:36
Matt LaRose
Mmm.
00:43:40
Matt LaRose
This is the old i know ah last I knew it was number one because, oh no.
00:43:44
Fuck Off
No, number one is Shawshank.
00:43:46
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Cause rounders was a movie that I hadn't seen, but when your roommate expressed to me how much I needed to see it, I made sure. Wait, did I?
00:43:53
Fuck Off
Shawshank, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, and, uh,
00:43:58
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:44:01
Fuck Off
ah John Wick. Oh, and Denzel's movie, The Equalizer.
00:44:03
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:44:06
Fuck Off
She fucking loves that. And by the way, who doesn't?
00:44:10
Matt LaRose
And also, she loves Kill Bill because i she's the first person that I learned that Kill Bill is not simply two movies.
00:44:13
Fuck Off
True.
00:44:17
Matt LaRose
You watch Kill Bill all in one sitting or you don't watch it at all.
00:44:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, and she loves Django. That's her favorite.
00:44:23
Matt LaRose
I love Django.
00:44:24
Fuck Off
That's her favorite Tarantino movie.
00:44:26
Matt LaRose
Mine is...
00:44:26
Fuck Off
So that's like her top six right there. Not bad.
00:44:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's fucking unreal.
00:44:31
Fuck Off
not bad
00:44:31
Matt LaRose
ah ah This was one that Chung Mi had never seen before, but she loved it, and who wouldn't? Teddy KGB gives this man his money.
00:44:42
Fuck Off
Fucking incredible movie. yeah You don't like it. You haven't even watched it. You started to watch and you stopped if memory serves twice, maybe.
00:44:51
Matt LaRose
What? No rounders.
00:44:52
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:44:53
Matt LaRose
No, I watched it and I loved it.
00:44:53
Fuck Off
oh Oh, you did?
00:44:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I watched.
00:44:55
Fuck Off
thought you didn't like it.
00:44:56
Matt LaRose
No, that's what I was just saying. n MEC mate was like, you have to like, which when m MEC recommends a movie, I have to make sure that I see that movie. Cause she doesn't recommend many.
00:45:05
Fuck Off
Fucking rounders is fucking awesome.
00:45:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She sold it off as like is like her favorite movie of all time or right up there.
00:45:11
Fuck Off
It's right up there. Yeah. And John Malkovich is a great actor anyway, but he was fucking phenomenal in it.
00:45:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:45:18
Fuck Off
From what he wore to how he fucking splashed the pot.
00:45:26
Matt LaRose
ah
00:45:27
Fuck Off
Teddy fucking KGB.
00:45:29
Matt LaRose
Teddy fucking KGB.
00:45:30
Fuck Off
All you need to do, put on a yellow t-shirt, a fucking burgundy track suit jacket, and some red plaid pants. You can go as him for Halloween.
00:45:39
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:45:41
Fuck Off
Nice and easy.
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
Finally, Richie, in honor of the man himself, I watched the John Candy documentary.
00:45:44
Fuck Off
Bring it.
00:45:51
Matt LaRose
He was the man. There's nothing better than Uncle Buck and John is sorely missed.
00:45:57
Fuck Off
I watched that as well.
00:45:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, we talked about it last episode. I think that's what I think your review of it last week is what prompted the Aqualad to watch.
00:46:06
Fuck Off
We're on the same page. It was really a great documentary.
00:46:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, John Candy is the greatest.
00:46:12
Fuck Off
Did you watch it?
00:46:14
Matt LaRose
I started watching it. I haven't finished it. I started watching it.
00:46:16
Fuck Off
ah Just the opening scene had me hooked. I mean, Bill Murray right away.
00:46:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:46:20
Fuck Off
Just as soon as he started talking, I was like, this is fucking incredible. People die.
00:46:27
Matt LaRose
People die and they die young too. Oh, shit.
00:46:30
Fuck Off
Speaking of dying.
00:46:32
Matt LaRose
A new JRE just dropped with Elon Musk. That'll be fun.
00:46:36
Fuck Off
yeah Speaking of dying.
00:46:38
Matt LaRose
Speaking of dying. More death has happened.
00:46:40
Fuck Off
And Elon Musk. What the fuck? I've been out of town in New York, so I missed it, but I heard the end of the world was coming from an alien planet behind the sun.
00:46:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, maybe.
00:46:51
Fuck Off
Did I miss that?
00:46:52
Matt LaRose
Hopefully.
00:46:53
Fuck Off
Okay.
00:46:53
Matt LaRose
I don't know. They're always talking shit. I don't pay attention.
00:46:55
Fuck Off
I was out of town, but I think the world was supposed to end.
00:46:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:46:58
Matt LaRose
When is it not supposed to end?
00:47:00
Fuck Off
don't know, an an alien spaceship that they thought was posing as a comet. So I don't know.
00:47:05
Matt LaRose
I think it's going to end soon because Trump just told them to start testing nuclear weapons again.
00:47:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, saw that too.
00:47:13
Fuck Off
ah He was just in South Korea as well. Shout out.
00:47:16
Matt LaRose
And Japan, by the way, shout out to Japan's new prime minister, metalhead loves heavy metal. Favorite band is Iron Maiden plays drums and drives a Toyota Supra as a daily driver.
00:47:27
Matt LaRose
And she's a woman.
00:47:29
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:47:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's the new prime minister of Japan.
00:47:34
Fuck Off
I'd fuck her.
00:47:35
Matt LaRose
course you would.
00:47:38
Fuck Off
I'd fucking eat a fortune cookie for dessert.
00:47:38
Matt LaRose
ah
00:47:43
Matt LaRose
um
00:47:44
Fuck Off
Can I even say that now?
00:47:46
Matt LaRose
I mean, you just did.
00:47:47
Fuck Off
I always do.
00:47:48
Matt LaRose
You do. um We got a couple of different ways we can go here, but you got a hard out in 40 minutes. So I'm going to take you down the road of what I wanted to talk to you about because we have so much to cover in it. Did you watch the fights last weekend?
00:48:02
Fuck Off
Yes and no.
00:48:03
Matt LaRose
Okay. Okay. Here we go. This was you.
00:48:06
Fuck Off
I watched all the free fights and I fell asleep. No, I didn't. It was in the middle of the day.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
It was in the, yeah, it was started at 10 o'clock in the morning and the main card.
00:48:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, I ended up going to a, which we will get into, a bubble hash making class.
00:48:21
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:48:22
Fuck Off
So I saw the fight clippings after the fact. But, go ahead.
00:48:29
Matt LaRose
Okay. Opening up the night, my new favorite, Women's strawweight fighter, a little Japanese gal, she's real mean, named Mizuki Inoue defeated Jacqueline Armourim via three-round decision.
00:48:37
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:48:44
Fuck Off
I called that one, if you recall. I said I thought she was related to Ensign. Is it true?
00:48:49
Matt LaRose
I'm not sure if it is or not. I didn't find out. But I like everything about this chick. She's a nice little Asian, and she's mean.
00:48:53
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:48:56
Matt LaRose
And she's training. out When she comes over stateside, she trains with Cerro Longo fight team.
00:49:02
Fuck Off
Nice.
00:49:02
Matt LaRose
She got Ray fucking Ray Longo in her corner.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
He's good.
00:49:07
Matt LaRose
She's mean. She hits hard and she's a little sly little Fox, Richie.
00:49:12
Fuck Off
I like sly foxes, especially speaking of Keanu Reeves and that 47 Ronin movie when that little hot Asian chick plays a fox who flies through the woods.
00:49:21
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:49:21
Fuck Off
Oh, I like her.
00:49:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:49:22
Fuck Off
She looked good. And you know what? That other chick fucking, what's her name? Bo, boy, fuck, it'll come to me. But one of my favorite movies of all time, believe it or not, The Crow.
00:49:37
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:49:39
Fuck Off
And the sister in that movie as well. Evidently, I like incest. The sister with the brother was like, that was weird.
00:49:47
Matt LaRose
How angsty 90s of you.
00:49:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:52
Matt LaRose
ah Up next, local lad Mitch Raposo defeated Azat Makasim via three-round decision.
00:49:57
Fuck Off
I was a surprised about that.
00:49:58
Matt LaRose
so Yeah, something happened in that. That way ended up being a closer fight, but then the guy took up. Oh, Mitch Raposo had the dude down on the ground and was on top of him, and the dude reached up and grabbed the fence and like pulled himself up.
00:50:14
Matt LaRose
So they took a point away from him for changing the position, and that's what ended up. You can't be grabbing the fence.
00:50:20
Fuck Off
Can't do it, can't poke eyes, can't grab fences.
00:50:23
Matt LaRose
Up next, your boy Chris Biggie Boy Barnett got absolutely steamrolled by Hamdi Abdel-Leib.
00:50:30
Fuck Off
Yep, we called that. Well, at least I did. I can't remember if you were still sticking with Biggie Boy because you loved him so much.
00:50:36
Matt LaRose
Biggie Boy has zero grappling.
00:50:38
Fuck Off
He's terrible.
00:50:39
Matt LaRose
He's terrible. And this dude, which is weird because the other dude already got cut from the UFC and Chris Barnett did. So there you go. Up next, this fight was fucking awesome.
00:50:52
Matt LaRose
Nathaniel Wood defeated Jose Delgado in a three round decision. These two, these two dudes beat the fuck out of each other.
00:50:56
Fuck Off
Great fucking fight.
00:51:00
Fuck Off
is that the is that Is that the fight Nathaniel broke his foot in?
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
and
00:51:05
Matt LaRose
ah he There was a couple of feet breaks, so I'm not sure if it was if that was one of them, but it could have been.
00:51:11
Fuck Off
That was the one that went three rounds. Did he win 29-28?
00:51:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he won. I think he was sitting on the stool when they announced in the world.
00:51:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah. He won the first two rounds. It was great fight. And then in round three, there was like a, don't know, shot takedown. And he went down and his ankle flipped like Scatterburrows did.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
Oh
00:51:32
Fuck Off
Not as brutal because it wasn't a compound fracture, but it did the same thing.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:51:37
Fuck Off
So he laid on the ground for the entire third round, getting the shit pounded out of him on top.
00:51:42
Matt LaRose
No, that, okay. So that was, that that was Ludovic Klein and Matias Raybeck.
00:51:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was that fight.
00:51:48
Matt LaRose
That was the one. Yeah.
00:51:49
Fuck Off
That was great.
00:51:49
Matt LaRose
Cause that was the one, the dude was, he was, uh,
00:51:50
Fuck Off
Oh, right. Nathan Wood was, um what's his name's fighter? Pickett, right? Brad Pickett's fighter?
00:51:57
Matt LaRose
maybe ah yeah yeah yeah because he was i was gonna say he was like an english kid fighting a mexican and they beat the fuck right before the right before this fight started my buddy avery said this fight's gonna be unreal i like both of these guys and he said they're gonna beat the fuck out of each other and that's it was awesome um yeah that was luddavid klein and the matias rebecky guy because the dude was sitting on the stool when they announced on the winner and he was like very excited but he's like my foot's definitely broken
00:51:58
Fuck Off
Wasn't he in his corner?
00:52:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that was a great fight.
00:52:12
Fuck Off
That was a great fight.
00:52:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, that one.
00:52:22
Fuck Off
Yeah. Oh, it was 100% broken.
00:52:27
Matt LaRose
Then up next, another heavyweight fight. I could not wait to talk to you about this. Walter Vocker submitted Louis Sutherland with his fourth heel hook in a row.
00:52:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, this guy is fucking legit. When you get a guy like this, there haven't been any headhunter type heavyweights since Frank Mir. Yeah. You've got, right, he was the last one, and he upseeded Big Nog.
00:52:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:53
Fuck Off
Those are the big, you know, and this guy's more ruthless. I should say more effective than pal Harris was previously, but he's, he's not as ruthless, which makes it even more scary.
00:53:01
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah
00:53:05
Fuck Off
And I've tried to, I watched that fucking entry like five different times. It's amazing where he pulls these off from, from all weird positions. And he literally falls back.
00:53:16
Fuck Off
He, it's such a stupid thing to do in theory.
00:53:19
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:53:20
Fuck Off
ah You don't want to fall on your back and have a 280 pound man eating on
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:26
Fuck Off
eating on you
00:53:27
Matt LaRose
DC was literally saying he doesn't want to do this. He doesn't want to go to deep half. He doesn't want to go to deep half. He's going to get hit. And then he just rips the guy's ankle off.
00:53:35
Fuck Off
Amazing. The guy is just an assassin.
00:53:38
Matt LaRose
And then, um and then as if that wasn't enough, they get him on the mic and he fucking crushes it on the mic afterwards.
00:53:38
Fuck Off
He's going to kill fucking Aspinall.
00:53:47
Fuck Off
They it.
00:53:47
Matt LaRose
This, this dude but is half Brazilian, half Russian. which was confusing because when we were talking about, I'm looking at the picture and he looks Brazilian and I'm looking at his name and I'm like, this guy's definitely Russian.
00:53:59
Matt LaRose
And then he does, he says the answer to the, court or to the, to they put the mic in his face. He says the answer in English. Then they go to, uh, then they go to translate.
00:54:10
Matt LaRose
and He goes, I'll translate it. Then he says that he got in Brazilian. He goes, you want it in Russian too? And then he gives it to him in Russian afterwards.
00:54:15
Fuck Off
I speak English.
00:54:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. This guy's fucking awesome. And then he calls fucking Barnett fucking black Peppa pig.
00:54:24
Matt LaRose
He said he wants to fight Black Pepper. And he called called the Egyptian guy something too, but I don't remember what it was.
00:54:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was classic.
00:54:31
Matt LaRose
This dude's awesome, man. I can't wait for him to fight again.
00:54:35
Fuck Off
I'm looking for it, and I think he is going to be a handful in the heavyweight division.
00:54:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, if he keeps subbing people.
00:54:41
Fuck Off
He's a very unique individual in order to do that.
00:54:45
Matt LaRose
They said the only other person that has four heel hooks is Paul Harris, but he's ne he never had four in a row. He only had two in a row.
00:54:52
Fuck Off
I only thought he had two. He got kicked out or lost one because of one.
00:54:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:57
Fuck Off
He wouldn't let it go.
00:54:58
Matt LaRose
Well, yeah, I mean, he did it to a, he ended up doing it to a bunch of people.
00:55:01
Fuck Off
yeah, that was his thing.
00:55:02
Matt LaRose
Filthy, rotten fucking Brazilians, man.
00:55:04
Fuck Off
Can't trust him.
00:55:05
Matt LaRose
Up next, you had Ikram Aliskirov defeat Park Yong-jung via three round decision. That was a Korean dude that got his ass kicked.
00:55:13
Fuck Off
The Iron Turtle.
00:55:15
Matt LaRose
The Iron Turtle, Turtle Ships. Rounding out the prelims in what I consider definitely my knockout of the year by far and possibly the greatest head kick knockout in UFC history.
00:55:29
Fuck Off
Displacing Mirko.
00:55:31
Matt LaRose
Displacing... Well, Marco didn't really have any head kicks in the UFC except for when he got head kicked.
00:55:38
Fuck Off
Oh, that's true. That was brutal too by fucking Big G.
00:55:39
Matt LaRose
His foot was going the wrong way, yeah. This this fucking head kick... from a technique standpoint, was flawless. This dude doesn't take a huge step, hits a huge pivot, swings his hip all the way through, fucking hits this dude right in the fucking neck, kills him, brings his leg back, no extra steps, no perfect balance, all the way out, all the way back.
00:56:04
Matt LaRose
No fucking nothing before, nothing after, just fucking bang, head kick, fucking dead. Unbelievable. This dude, na I watched it, I showed it to Tom, this dude, Nassarat Haparass.
00:56:17
Matt LaRose
They were just talking about how, like, oh, this kid's really good, and he's, like, the next big thing, and talking about how great he is.
00:56:23
Fuck Off
He was.
00:56:24
Matt LaRose
And then this dude, Quillen Salkid, fucking knocks him dead. This kid took the fight on 10 days' notice.
00:56:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, fucking brutal.
00:56:31
Matt LaRose
I was talking to my man, Tom Hafer, about and he was like, I know that that dude, after I showed him the video, that dude was out for, like, like five minutes. He was out for, like,
00:56:40
Fuck Off
Well, he got in the carotid, didn't he?
00:56:42
Matt LaRose
he Yeah, it was perfect. and ah So when he was finally up and okay again, i showed it to Tom and he says, i know that that guy's okay, but that dude's never going to be okay ever again.
00:56:58
Fuck Off
definite Right. It's true. Those are the types of knockouts that truly affect the career.
00:57:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and a life.
00:57:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:08
Matt LaRose
That kid's young and he's going to be retarded forever.
00:57:11
Fuck Off
Yeah. Very shortly.
00:57:13
Matt LaRose
Opening up the main card, you had Azarat Mazakurov defeating Alexander Reykik via TKO round one. That was a short jab at light heavyweight.
00:57:24
Fuck Off
Gotta love it.
00:57:24
Matt LaRose
Reykik was leading in, and then this dude just fucking blasted him with a jab and dropped him.
00:57:29
Fuck Off
They punch hard.
00:57:32
Matt LaRose
Up next, Alexander Volkov defeated Jelton Almeida via three-round decision.
00:57:37
Fuck Off
It's fucking terrible. Both of them.
00:57:39
Matt LaRose
but lot of controversy in here, Rich. A lot of people are saying, That he didn't win that fight because the other guy took him down and was on top of him the whole time. But I say just because you take some guy down and hump his leg for five minutes doesn't mean that you win the fight.
00:57:53
Fuck Off
Damage. Effective damage.
00:57:59
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening, Umar Namaga Medov defeated Mario Batista via three-round decision.
00:58:04
Fuck Off
I did not pick this fight. I got this one completely wrong because I don't believe in Nurgermedov.
00:58:10
Matt LaRose
He said that he took this dude lightly and he was a lot better than he expected him to be.
00:58:15
Fuck Off
See, already I don't like this guy. He's
00:58:18
Matt LaRose
He's admitting his flaws to you.
00:58:20
Fuck Off
pathetic.
00:58:22
Matt LaRose
In the co-main event of the evening, this is the ass that I was talking about earlier. Mackenzie Dern defeats Verna Jernodoba via five round decision to become the new women's straw weight champion.
00:58:34
Fuck Off
Shocking. I got talked into pulling out of my pick by Mort as usual.
00:58:39
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:58:41
Fuck Off
ah
00:58:42
Matt LaRose
You should never pull out of Mackenzie Dern.
00:58:43
Fuck Off
No, that's true.
00:58:47
Fuck Off
I was surprised. She handled her. I thought this girl was on a heater.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
She, I mean, she was and still is. It was a great fight. They beat the fuck out of each other for five rounds.
00:58:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'd like to see it again.
00:59:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I bet they will do it again. This girl wins a couple more. Mackenzie Dern wins a couple, has a couple defenses. They'll be.
00:59:06
Fuck Off
Mackenzie Dern, I don't know if she'll even make it past the defense.
00:59:09
Matt LaRose
She wants to fight Tracy Cortez.
00:59:11
Fuck Off
Oh, well, then she'll make it past one.
00:59:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's a smart pick, you know?
00:59:14
Fuck Off
I love that pick. Sloppy ass and tits rubbing all over each other.
00:59:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:19
Fuck Off
They should just make that a porno.
00:59:21
Matt LaRose
They should do that in a kiddie.
00:59:22
Fuck Off
And have Paige Van Zandt be the ref and shes she flips on everybody.
00:59:24
Matt LaRose
Be the ref. Inside of a kiddie.
00:59:27
Fuck Off
Then they all just end up scissoring each other, making a fucking tripod, licking each other's boxes in the middle of the fucking cage. I could sell that.
00:59:37
Matt LaRose
I was thinking all of that inside of a kiddie pool and you can pay people, you people can pay extra money to throw...
00:59:42
Fuck Off
To piss on them.
00:59:43
Matt LaRose
I was going to say throw buckets of like oil and stuff, but I guess, I mean, if they want to put, you can always, how much do you want to spend?
00:59:46
Fuck Off
Fish.
00:59:51
Fuck Off
I go to different places than you do.
00:59:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:53
Fuck Off
I don't know. I was walking around in New York at 4 a.m. every day.
00:59:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You must have seen some shit.
00:59:57
Fuck Off
I told you.
00:59:59
Matt LaRose
Any tweakers out there selling a camera or a gi that they bought in Montreal or in Canada rather?
01:00:04
Fuck Off
No, they don't let Canadians in.
01:00:06
Matt LaRose
as Well, they got one thing going.
01:00:07
Fuck Off
Just everybody else.
01:00:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. In the main event of the evening, a fight that was considered a no contest, Tom Aspinall received a double eye poke from Cyril Gagne.
01:00:19
Fuck Off
And it's exactly how the fight should have been called before.
01:00:25
Matt LaRose
lot of controversy.
01:00:25
Fuck Off
No contest. Stupid.
01:00:27
Matt LaRose
A lot of controversy in this one, Dickie.
01:00:30
Fuck Off
All of a sudden, this guy's dad is tweeting. is He still can't see.
01:00:32
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
01:00:34
Fuck Off
He can't see the phone in his hand.
01:00:34
Matt LaRose
Ha, ha, ha.
01:00:37
Fuck Off
The guy wants to be the champ. He can't even fucking tweet.
01:00:40
Matt LaRose
There are a lot of people saying that he quit. He realized...
01:00:42
Fuck Off
He did quit. He's a faggot.
01:00:43
Matt LaRose
he
01:00:44
Fuck Off
I've said it 100,000 times. He's an Englishman. They are not fucking stand-up fighters. They're fucking limpy-ass, dick, glass-chinned homos.
01:00:58
Fuck Off
Except for Nigel Benn. That guy was a stud.
01:01:01
Matt LaRose
i would expect you to say that about the Frenchman.
01:01:04
Fuck Off
Oh, the French. Don't get me started. they they They're not fighters. Cyril Ghan's the same way. Fucking pathetic. He's about as French as I am, by the way.
01:01:12
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah. He's not very French.
01:01:16
Fuck Off
No.
01:01:17
Matt LaRose
He's too dark to be a Frenchie.
01:01:18
Fuck Off
look He's lucky he escaped Darfur before they just annihilated that whole place. Did you see that?
01:01:24
Matt LaRose
No.
01:01:25
Fuck Off
Fucking on the news, it's actually pretty fucking sick. These renegade fucking militias are going around. They killed all these. They're raiding hospitals and killing children and women
01:01:37
Matt LaRose
Wow.
01:01:37
Fuck Off
and um to annihilate them for genocide. From space, they took a picture and they said there was so much death and blood on the sand that you could see it from space.
01:01:51
Fuck Off
Google that. That's fucking insane. Check that out because you like that stuff later.
01:01:53
Matt LaRose
I don't think I want... Yeah.
01:01:56
Fuck Off
Not blood from dead people, but space pictures.
01:01:59
Matt LaRose
I do like space pictures. I am a spaceman.
01:02:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, much like Ace Frehley R.I.P.
01:02:05
Matt LaRose
the They used to call me Space Ace back in the day.
01:02:09
Fuck Off
bet they did, Lemmy.
01:02:11
Matt LaRose
So now, Richie, there's going to have to be yet another rematch, and yet there's still no fucking... resolution to the UFC's heavyweight division. It's fucking terrible.
01:02:22
Fuck Off
That's not true. There is a resolution. It's Jon Jones. He's the heavyweight champ still.
01:02:27
Matt LaRose
Well, he says he's going to fight Pereira at the White House.
01:02:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he's the heavyweight champ.
01:02:33
Matt LaRose
No, he's not. Tom Aspinall is.
01:02:36
Fuck Off
Such horseshit. The purpose of an interim champion as well is when...
01:02:46
Fuck Off
It's not a full-time fucking gig.
01:02:48
Matt LaRose
He's no longer the interim champ.
01:02:48
Fuck Off
You don't get to be interim champ. He was never the champ.
01:02:52
Matt LaRose
he They consider him the champion. if you go on there
01:02:54
Fuck Off
Shows how pathetic the heavyweight division is.
01:02:57
Matt LaRose
If you go on their website right now, it shows heavyweight.
01:03:00
Fuck Off
Did John Jones retire? I don't think he did. Did he?
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
No, he's not retired.
01:03:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, he never retired. He's the heavyweight champ.
01:03:06
Matt LaRose
He relinquished his belt.
01:03:07
Fuck Off
Oh, he did?
01:03:09
Matt LaRose
I believe so.
01:03:09
Fuck Off
Or was it stripped? I'm
01:03:10
Matt LaRose
Well, ah it depends on who you ask.
01:03:13
Fuck Off
asking you.
01:03:14
Matt LaRose
they Did I quit or did I get fired?
Sports and Events Commentary
01:03:17
Fuck Off
You tell me. You're the one who's home.
01:03:18
Matt LaRose
Well, I didn't quit or get fired. I do. it thank Thankfully, I'm getting paid right now.
01:03:26
Fuck Off
I'll tell you one thing I definitely am not interested in.
01:03:30
Matt LaRose
This fight for.
01:03:30
Fuck Off
And that's another fight of these two idiots.
01:03:33
Matt LaRose
It's definitely Dana White says he's booking it as soon as possible to get it all sorted out as soon.
01:03:38
Fuck Off
Fuck. um' I'm getting tired of Dana all of a sudden.
01:03:41
Matt LaRose
He said he said it's.
01:03:42
Fuck Off
don't what would be a good fight. Put both of them in the fucking octagon and let someone release a couple of pit bulls and see what happens.
01:03:50
Matt LaRose
well
01:03:53
Matt LaRose
I can't believe this shit's still happening.
01:03:55
Fuck Off
They're terrible. It's a farce. Just shelf the heavyweight division for now.
01:04:02
Matt LaRose
Can't do it.
01:04:06
Matt LaRose
Richie, there fights this weekend. Did you know that?
01:04:09
Fuck Off
No.
01:04:11
Matt LaRose
Starting at 4 o'clock prelims.
01:04:13
Fuck Off
Oh, all right.
01:04:13
Matt LaRose
Main card at 7.
01:04:14
Fuck Off
I mean, four is better than six.
01:04:16
Matt LaRose
4 o'clock right up your alley. First fight of the night. The gals kick it off.
01:04:20
Fuck Off
I love it. I love when the gals kick it off because it sets the tone for the whole evening. And these guys need to realize that more. And they should do it every single fucking week.
01:04:32
Matt LaRose
Talita Alencar takes on Arianne Kanolosi.
01:04:36
Fuck Off
I got her.
01:04:38
Matt LaRose
Up next, you have Philip Rowe versus South Koreans Ko Sok-hyun.
01:04:43
Fuck Off
I don't have any more South Koreans.
01:04:47
Matt LaRose
Back in the ladies. Oh, there's a couple of ladies fights coming up back to back. A lot of ladies on the opening card here.
01:04:53
Fuck Off
All right, I'm good with that.
01:04:54
Matt LaRose
Alice Ardeline. That looks like Alderaan from starship a Star Wars. Alice Ardeline versus Montestrat Ruiz.
01:05:04
Fuck Off
She sounds tough. I'll take her.
01:05:06
Matt LaRose
Okay. Up next, I know these two girls. Ketlin Vieira takes on Nora Dumont. Norma Dumont.
01:05:15
Fuck Off
Interesting thing fight.
01:05:18
Matt LaRose
I think I like this Ketlin Vieira chick.
01:05:18
Fuck Off
Hmm. Yeah, i like that little whore.
01:05:21
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:05:22
Fuck Off
Dumont is a stand-up fighter. This is an interesting fight. ah
01:05:28
Matt LaRose
Dumont 12 and 2, Vieira 15 and 4.
01:05:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's ah it's a fucking good fight. ah I think Dumont is going to win this fight.
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think I'm going to pick Dumont. I like what she's doing and I like this look on her face here.
01:05:44
Fuck Off
You know what be better? If that face was in someone else's box.
01:05:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, this is the girl that, ah oh no, it's not. Oh yeah, look at this chick.
01:05:58
Fuck Off
Ooh, who's she?
01:06:00
Matt LaRose
that's That's Norma Dumont.
01:06:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, Norma. I got her.
01:06:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. All right, up next.
01:06:08
Matt LaRose
Dante Johnson and Sadiqis Dumas.
01:06:11
Fuck Off
i got him.
01:06:13
Matt LaRose
Timothy Kumbana and Lee Kang-ho.
01:06:17
Matt LaRose
That sounds like another South Korean. and
01:06:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's definitely a South Korean. I don't have him.
01:06:23
Matt LaRose
Up next, Billy El-Canada versus Kevin Christian.
01:06:27
Fuck Off
I don't have either of them.
01:06:28
Matt LaRose
I don't know who a lot of these people are.
01:06:29
Fuck Off
That's going to be a no contest.
01:06:31
Matt LaRose
Main card at 7 o'clock.
01:06:32
Fuck Off
Where are these fights?
01:06:34
Matt LaRose
I don't know. It didn't say.
01:06:35
Fuck Off
South korea
01:06:38
Matt LaRose
i can check the UFC website. Oh, boy. Power Slap 17. That's exciting. ah This is at the UFC Apex in Viva Las Vegas.
01:06:51
Matt LaRose
Up next. The thing is, I don't know a lot of these people, but with the Contender Series and all the fights, I just tell you who they because maybe you know who they are.
01:06:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I checked out of that.
01:06:58
Matt LaRose
Alan Nassamento and Cody Durden. Tyler's brother.
01:07:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll take him.
01:07:05
Matt LaRose
I know this guy, Charles Radtick versus Daniel, Daniel Fruenza.
01:07:12
Matt LaRose
That's United States versus Romania.
01:07:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got the U.S.
01:07:17
Matt LaRose
Up next, Isaac Dulgarian and Vadir Delval.
01:07:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, who the fuck cares?
01:07:24
Matt LaRose
How about Jeremiah Wells and Thamba Grumbo?
01:07:28
Fuck Off
I got him.
01:07:28
Matt LaRose
I can tell you why you'll like that fight. That's going to be live from Candyland for that one.
01:07:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, I got, I got Mutombo.
01:07:32
Matt LaRose
Okay. Co-main event of the evening at heavyweight. Waldo Cortez Acosta takes on Ante D'Gila.
01:07:44
Fuck Off
I love Waldo Cortez Acosta.
01:07:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's a big, tall Dominican guy, right?
01:07:48
Fuck Off
He's the fastball guy. I got him.
01:07:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this dude's awesome. So there you go.
01:07:52
Fuck Off
Love them.
01:07:53
Matt LaRose
And then the main event of the evening at featherweight, number 12, Steve Garcia takes on number 13, Uganda's own David Onama.
01:08:04
Matt LaRose
That's actually a good fight, Steve Garcia and David Onama.
01:08:05
Fuck Off
It is. I got Garcia, though.
01:08:07
Matt LaRose
I'm going to take Onama.
01:08:09
Fuck Off
Probably smart.
01:08:12
Matt LaRose
So there you go four four pre four o'clock prelims, seven o'clock main card on Saturday.
01:08:19
Fuck Off
Well, maybe I'll watch some of that in between watching my college football girls. where were
01:08:25
Matt LaRose
College. Oh, yeah.
01:08:26
Fuck Off
We're almost out of all the summertime clothing.
01:08:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're going to have they got to start bundling up this time of year.
01:08:29
Fuck Off
there Gotta watch all the fucking UCLA-USC games.
01:08:34
Matt LaRose
i was to say, what if they're playing to like Alabama or is it getting cold down there too?
01:08:35
Fuck Off
Arizona State.
01:08:41
Fuck Off
It's hit or miss those They might still want to bundle up. It's still in the 70s. At night it gets to like fifty s
01:08:48
Matt LaRose
So if they play a nice Sunday after Saturday afternoon game. Maybe it might still be a little warm.
01:08:55
Fuck Off
Gotta go out west.
01:08:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Those cows ah California whores.
01:08:58
Fuck Off
ASU.
01:09:01
Matt LaRose
Oh, Arizona State.
01:09:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:09:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's true. The Sun Devils.
01:09:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, those are the best chicks on the planet. All of the models from Pornhub graduated from ASU.
01:09:12
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:09:13
Fuck Off
Basically, all the porn stars come from there. They're so fucking smoking hot.
01:09:20
Matt LaRose
Speaking of football.
01:09:21
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:09:21
Matt LaRose
your Your patriots.
01:09:26
Matt LaRose
How you doing over there?
01:09:28
Fuck Off
It's, listen, I am
01:09:34
Matt LaRose
Six to midnight?
01:09:35
Fuck Off
i am optimistic, but I'm still just kind of waiting to see a few things.
01:09:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's a little bit nerve-wracking, isn't it?
01:09:44
Fuck Off
It's nerve-wracking because they're not really that good.
01:09:45
Matt LaRose
How are they this good? Yeah.
01:09:51
Fuck Off
When you're watching the games, too, these games are really... Outside of last week with the explosion, i mean, their games are really, it was close in the beginning.
01:10:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, the first half of the game was fucking close.
01:10:03
Fuck Off
Yeah. So, and then they made some big moves. They got rid of favorites.
01:10:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, big safety, right?
01:10:10
Fuck Off
Kyle Duggar got traded to the Pittsburgh Steelers where he can come back and take his fucking cock and shove it right up our assholes.
01:10:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Duggar.
01:10:18
Matt LaRose
Appreciate that. Thank you.
01:10:19
Fuck Off
It's a perfect fit for him. Perfect see scheme, perfect system. Vrabel's system doesn't fit fit him.
01:10:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:28
Fuck Off
And same with um Keon White, who got... My problem is they didn't get shit for them. They got fucking seventh round picks.
01:10:34
Matt LaRose
um'm I'm hearing they're lining it up. I'm hearing they're lining it up to make some big some big trade comment.
01:10:40
Fuck Off
Well, they're trying and everyone's saying that. November 4th at 4 p.m. next Tuesday is the trade deadline.
01:10:46
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
01:10:46
Fuck Off
So they're trying to do things and they're they potentially could get a safety.
01:10:46
Matt LaRose
So that's okay. So we might see a big move there.
01:10:51
Fuck Off
They potentially could get... a defensive end from the Titans possibly. They could get receivers, whether it's Chicago or Philly or New Orleans. They've got four guys there and they could also get a running back, which they really should get and use.
01:11:10
Fuck Off
But there are there are places they can definitely get better and they should think about it because they're putting themselves in a position where the rest of the league is so fucked up right now and the Like, come on.
01:11:23
Fuck Off
i mean, could we? The Colts do a very good job of being a balanced ah offense. They've got a great running game. and But as soon as Taylor, anything happens to him, they're fucked.
01:11:35
Fuck Off
Anyway, we'll see what happens.
01:11:37
Matt LaRose
I just reading this headline that the Pats running back Stevenson is out versus the Falcons with a toe injury.
01:11:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, good. Fuck him. They need a new back. So that means Trayvon Henderson is going to be the starting role.
01:11:55
Matt LaRose
He's going to be the guy.
01:11:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:11:58
Matt LaRose
Big baseball game tonight. We might lose the World Series to Canada.
01:12:02
Fuck Off
I know. It's been simulated, though.
01:12:05
Matt LaRose
the The Canadians are getting all uppity. They're starting to act like they won this shit. Everyone's getting real excited up north of the border.
01:12:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's why I'm voting hard against them.
01:12:17
Matt LaRose
I have to pick the Dodgers because they can go fuck themselves.
01:12:20
Fuck Off
Exactly.
01:12:22
Matt LaRose
It's very exciting.
01:12:22
Fuck Off
Let's take a real fucking American team with two starting Japanese pitchers.
01:12:27
Matt LaRose
That's right.
01:12:28
Fuck Off
I got LA.
01:12:29
Matt LaRose
That's right. i'm go to I might actually watch a little bit of the game tonight. I haven't been following, but now that the series is
01:12:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's always nice when you put it. You scroll through. you like seeing baseball at night.
01:12:37
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:12:38
Fuck Off
You know, it's it's fun.
01:12:41
Matt LaRose
Chuck it on a Friday night. The Bruins suck giant cocks, but they've won the last couple in a row.
01:12:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, like two out of three, right?
01:12:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're, you know.
01:12:49
Fuck Off
And they got that kid got his first goal last night in overtime.
01:12:52
Matt LaRose
Big game.
01:12:55
Matt LaRose
Play tomorrow against the Hurricanes.
01:12:56
Fuck Off
I can't even say his name. Karatevogazagov?
01:12:58
Matt LaRose
Karada Jukras. It's a little bit of that Eastern European grow a bunch of throw a bunch of consonants and vowels up against the wall and see what they spell.
01:13:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, we'll take him. We got him.
01:13:08
Fuck Off
like it. I'll be making bubble hash.
Anecdotes and Humor
01:13:12
Matt LaRose
yeah you're a bubble hash maker now
01:13:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I went to a class last week and learned how to make bubble hash, which essentially you just need a washing machine.
01:13:20
Matt LaRose
oh is it a washing machine that you don't care about or yeah you don't want to make bubble hash in your nice new washing machine
01:13:21
Fuck Off
So
01:13:25
Fuck Off
probably, yeah.
01:13:29
Fuck Off
No, but they have these new like machines almost that are self-built to do it. So we went to a class last week and basically got annihilated.
01:13:44
Fuck Off
I smoked.
01:13:44
Matt LaRose
Is that what is that the classes had to get fucked up on BubbleHash?
01:13:47
Fuck Off
No, but it was ah just a great surprise that was tied to it. because we We go to this fucking weed place dispensary and right next door is an empty building that they just rented out and had these fucking kids come in and show everyone how to make bubble hash.
01:14:06
Fuck Off
And the weed place came over to set up some tables to sell some stuff. And we got fucking ripped. We were doing dabs, both electric and with the blowtorch. They had this giant fucking...
01:14:20
Matt LaRose
You got to put when the blowtorch comes out, you've gone too far.
01:14:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, and it was one of those days. So I got fucking ripped for about, I'd say, maybe four hours.
01:14:25
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's awesome.
01:14:31
Fuck Off
I was so fucked up. I was i was like ah passing out on the car ride home, Grant was driving. so I was, fuck he's he's like, hey I'm not going to smoke too much so you can go at it. I said, Roger that.
01:14:47
Matt LaRose
ah that's awesome
01:14:47
Fuck Off
I did dabs. I did wax. I did resin. I did, so the electric dab, i did the blowtorch dab. And then we did this fucking crazy bong setup that they had where we were ripping, we were using Grant's own weed that the Hawaiian snow.
01:15:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, nice.
01:15:05
Fuck Off
So we were, the whole place got fucked up on his shit. It was great.
01:15:10
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
01:15:13
Matt LaRose
That's a good time.
01:15:14
Fuck Off
So tomorrow we go make our own. I'm going to fucking set it up.
01:15:16
Matt LaRose
Oh shit.
01:15:17
Fuck Off
Got a bunch of weed. I think we have like four pounds of weed together and we're putting it in the washer machine.
01:15:22
Matt LaRose
Oh my God.
01:15:25
Fuck Off
We've got a couple of nets and then we've got this filtration. So it's like seven layers of filtration. Those like, you know, one on top of another at different mesh grains or whatever they're called.
01:15:37
Matt LaRose
You guys are like mad scientists.
01:15:39
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'm just here to fucking sample everything.
01:15:41
Matt LaRose
He's like the, ah you're like Igor and he's the mad scientist.
01:15:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's I'm fine with that.
01:15:47
Matt LaRose
think of that Speaking of that, are you going to watch Benicio Del Toro's Frankenstein when it comes out next week?
01:15:53
Fuck Off
I watch Benicio del Toro in anything.
01:15:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's awesome. I don't know why that didn't come out for Halloween, but I guess you have to wait one more week for it.
01:16:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, you would think.
01:16:03
Matt LaRose
So dumb.
01:16:06
Matt LaRose
Well, that's fun.
01:16:09
Matt LaRose
I was getting my hair cut the other day at the salon.
01:16:11
Fuck Off
Where? Where? You have a ponytail still.
01:16:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Had to clean up the sides, clean me up.
01:16:18
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:16:18
Matt LaRose
I got my chair spun around. This woman's cutting hair in the chair next to me and I look at this, these pair of fucking Converse all-stars that are like this big. And I'm like, Jesus Christ, this bitch has shoes as big feet as big as I do. the I've never seen a pair of All-Stars that big except for the ones that I own.
01:16:35
Matt LaRose
And then I look up and I go, oh, that's a giant man dressed up as a woman.
01:16:39
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:16:40
Matt LaRose
So there was a tranny cutting hair next to me.
01:16:44
Fuck Off
and
01:16:44
Matt LaRose
Thankfully, thankfully in my sneakers.
01:16:44
Fuck Off
In your sneakers.
01:16:48
Fuck Off
More like an inverse than a converse.
01:16:51
Matt LaRose
I was immediately like, wow, rich would Rich would love this.
01:16:52
Fuck Off
but Pew, pu pew, pew, pew, pew.
01:16:55
Matt LaRose
He would have so many questions.
01:16:56
Fuck Off
I would have a lot of questions.
01:16:58
Matt LaRose
<unk> ah it's a you know I'm not hating. If you want to live your life however however you want to live your life, I'm just saying that this lady had some pretty big fella-sized shoes and some pretty big fella-sized shoulders and strong jawline.
01:17:15
Matt LaRose
was right up your alley.
01:17:16
Fuck Off
Well, I mean, somewhat.
01:17:20
Matt LaRose
The only thing I got on here that I was going to ask you out real ask you about real quick is what all this and NBA scandal shit going on
01:17:27
Fuck Off
But the betting?
01:17:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the betting and they arrested a fucking – the coach of the Portland somebodies and the ah active player got arrested.
01:17:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, Chauncey Billups, Terry Rozier, all those guys.
01:17:36
Matt LaRose
and Like 30 people altogether, I heard.
01:17:39
Fuck Off
and Oh, yeah, this is just the start of it, man. I mean, look... Every fucking, what are the commercials they play in between games?
01:17:49
Matt LaRose
Everything now is DraftKings, DraftKings, DraftKings.
01:17:50
Fuck Off
Make a bet. And on ESPN, they've got betting people say, this is what to wager. If you want to place the bet, do this. It's should be illegal. We've turned into fucking 28 monkeys where shit is just playing on the screens all the time and walking down the city that's destroyed.
01:18:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:18:09
Matt LaRose
12 monkeys.
01:18:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. 28 days.
01:18:12
Matt LaRose
One of my favorite ah sci-fi movies, 12 monkeys.
01:18:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, great movie.
01:18:17
Matt LaRose
Not surprised that the NBA...
01:18:18
Fuck Off
Bruce Willis has dementia.
01:18:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's...
01:18:21
Fuck Off
Doesn't have long to go, it seems.
01:18:23
Matt LaRose
Well, they've been saying that for a while now, though. He just won't...
01:18:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, but he couldn't remember.
01:18:26
Matt LaRose
He just won't die. You're right.
01:18:28
Fuck Off
Oh, he will. He just has to remember.
01:18:32
Matt LaRose
You have to remember to forget.
01:18:35
Fuck Off
That's what I do.
01:18:37
Matt LaRose
Who doesn't? Richie, it's been an hour and 18 minutes and you have a hard-o in seven minutes.
01:18:45
Fuck Off
I'm ready to roll, dog.
01:18:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's all. Unless you got anything else, man, that's all I got.
01:18:49
Fuck Off
I got alien spaceships.
01:18:49
Matt LaRose
Maybe.
01:18:50
Fuck Off
That's what I got.
01:18:54
Matt LaRose
Happy Halloween.
01:18:57
Fuck Off
Happy Halloween!
01:19:17
Fuck Off
I'm dressing up as a narcissist.
01:19:21
Matt LaRose
You're crushing it. Just like I'm crushing this mustache.
01:19:25
Fuck Off
You should crush that mustache.