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Infinite Abyss Episode 56: Sudbury Saturday Nights
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Matty and Richie are back this week talking about Matty's road trip vacation, getting robbed in Canada, grilling and smoking meat, shooting guns, jiu jitsu, UFC 318, Black Sabbath's final show, and so much more!!!
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Transcript
Reunions and Return to Routine
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
Clicking show intro.
00:00:43
Fuck Off
Feels like forever.
00:00:44
Matt LaRose
been It's been a minute.
00:00:47
Fuck Off
I was out of town.
00:00:49
Matt LaRose
Who wasn't?
00:00:53
Matt LaRose
I was out of the country.
00:00:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, you were.
00:00:58
Matt LaRose
I was in a different C-U-N-T country.
00:01:03
Fuck Off
I'm so happy everything has happened.
00:01:05
Matt LaRose
weird Has anything happened since we last recorded? is
00:01:10
Fuck Off
No, nobody knows anything.
00:01:12
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's been...
00:01:13
Fuck Off
Including almost me. I still don't know the rest or the end or the current.
00:01:18
Matt LaRose
i Well, the current is I'm back from vacation, baby. Today is my first day back at work. You know, it was, like I got back a Monday night at like, I think I pulled into my driveway about 10 45 PM.
00:01:22
Fuck Off
Hey, congratulations. When did you get back?
00:01:31
Fuck Off
Monday night. When was that? Yesterday? Yesterday?
00:01:34
Matt LaRose
two nights ago yesterday, I was mostly a completely dead body for an entire 24 hours.
00:01:40
Fuck Off
Did you ride back with a window down?
00:01:43
Matt LaRose
I wrote, no, I actually wrote back with my windows up and closed.
00:01:46
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
00:01:47
Matt LaRose
I had had a, had a window replacement that was scheduled.
00:01:50
Fuck Off
We did?
00:01:51
Matt LaRose
They kept trying to schedule it for the day for Monday. And I was like, you have to understand that I'm i'm driving Monday. And i then they were going to get me. They were going to come my residence in Sturgeon Bay and they were going to fix my vehicle on the on the premises.
00:02:06
Fuck Off
On-prem, as it were.
00:02:08
Matt LaRose
and then ah And then they sent me several confirmation emails confirming that we were ready to go for Thursday morning at 8 a.m. and
00:02:16
Fuck Off
That's not happening.
00:02:17
Matt LaRose
And then ah on Wednesday afternoon at 2.30, I got an email saying, we have to reschedule because your glass hasn't arrived.
00:02:25
Fuck Off
Correct.
00:02:26
Matt LaRose
And they wanted to reschedule me for this coming Thursday. And I was like, that's not going to work for me.
00:02:31
Fuck Off
You should said no problem.
00:02:33
Matt LaRose
So then ah so then i was able to do some finagling and they actually put a piece of glass. i had to drive it to Green Bay with no window. And then they put a piece of glass in it for me first thing in the morning, Saturday morning. I was up and they were, they opened at seven 30. My appointment was at eight.
00:02:50
Matt LaRose
So I headed down there right at seven, ah like six 30, big Mark followed me down and we dropped off the Subie and went and got some nice, delicious ah breakfast.
00:02:59
Fuck Off
With some meats.
00:03:01
Matt LaRose
A couple of, lot of mo meat, couple of nice Midwestern gals waiting on us.
00:03:05
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah
00:03:06
Matt LaRose
Very little cutie saying, how do you, how do you want your toast? You know?
00:03:09
Fuck Off
yeah. Not a lot to grab onto from behind.
00:03:10
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. They're, adorable I'll tell you what, they they breed them thick out there, but they ain't it ain't bad, you know?
00:03:13
Fuck Off
But you what? Dairy meat, baby.
00:03:19
Matt LaRose
Fucking right, man. you know They'll fucking throw a fucking load of barley right up on their shoulder and fucking carry it out to the barn, you know?
00:03:26
Fuck Off
Yes, especially if your name is Barley.
Travel Tales and Music Adventures
00:03:30
Matt LaRose
Barla, yeah.
00:03:31
Fuck Off
what um So we started at the end, which is fantastic because people are probably saying, what the fuck is going on?
00:03:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:03:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think we're doing a Christopher Nolan here.
00:03:41
Fuck Off
It's fantastic. I love it. It's it's it's fucking Pulp Fiction.
00:03:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
00:03:47
Fuck Off
<unk> except Except it's Pulp Nonfiction.
00:03:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's it's pulp nonfiction.
00:03:51
Fuck Off
Let's start at the beginning, shall we?
00:03:53
Matt LaRose
Sure, I'd love to.
00:03:55
Fuck Off
So you decided to plan a trip that you've always wanted to do, which is to go to the NHL
00:03:55
Matt LaRose
I can tell you. Yeah.
00:04:01
Fuck Off
Hockey Hall of Fame.
00:04:02
Matt LaRose
Yes, it's actually just a hockey hall of fame.
00:04:03
Fuck Off
And you wanted to...
00:04:05
Matt LaRose
It's all international hockey, NHL, para para hockey, women's hockey, if there was such a thing.
00:04:06
Fuck Off
Whatever. That's actually pretty good.
00:04:13
Fuck Off
I don't think so. No. No, that's called a figure skating.
00:04:19
Matt LaRose
I can tell you that a story about how a young, naive boy became a man in Ontario.
00:04:24
Fuck Off
i So why don't you start by talking about your trip?
00:04:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:04:29
Fuck Off
Thanks. Go ahead.
00:04:31
Matt LaRose
So I was drumed dry was driving out to see the Aqualad himself, the ah longtime listeners of the pod, big Aqualad fans. I was going out to spend... Ultimately i had a week off from work because we do a shutdown every, every July, the first week we shut down and they do a bunch of preventative maintenance to the machines and stuff at work and, uh, whatever projects that have to happen to the facility, they scheduled that. So I always have that week off no matter what.
00:04:57
Fuck Off
Every time.
00:04:58
Matt LaRose
And the weekend after that, there was a massive, the summer of loud festival was passing through green Bay, Wisconsin.
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Fuck Off
Right.
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Matt LaRose
And, uh,
00:05:07
Fuck Off
Which is a bunch of terrible bands or something.
00:05:09
Matt LaRose
bunch of awesome metal bands were playing out there and i told big mark if you get tickets i'll come out they're doing a show out here but it's fucking on tuesday night i'm like get the fuck out of here and uh but they were doing it in a minor league ballpark in green bay so i told big mark you get some fucking tickets bro i'll come out for that shit so he bought us like vip tickets so what ultimately ended up happening
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Fuck Off
What was that? you added You had a chair?
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Matt LaRose
So it's like, ah so you go into a, like a, it's a minor league ballpark, so it's not a big ballpark, but like it has like a, what would be like a press box behind home plate.
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Matt LaRose
And that's like where they have like press boxes and also like luxury boxes.
00:05:49
Fuck Off
The safest place to be.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. We go up there and it's air conditioned. There's a buffet.
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Fuck Off
Oh, beautiful.
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Matt LaRose
We got drink tickets. You know what I mean?
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Fuck Off
I don't see anything in that.
00:05:57
Matt LaRose
And then, well, well, you fucking have the opportunity and you wanted to be a dick about it.
00:06:01
Fuck Off
No, I didn't.
00:06:02
Matt LaRose
You didn't do it. So,
00:06:03
Fuck Off
i didn't have the opportunity. I had my own issues. Go ahead.
00:06:05
Matt LaRose
Uh, that's true. You did have some issues of your own. Uh, so you have the whole air conditioned box. And then if you want, you can go outside and it's got to overhang up on an elevated, uh, patio platform.
00:06:19
Matt LaRose
You have your, you have your own seats.
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Fuck Off
Oh.
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Matt LaRose
And also they just have like high table, high tables and high bars set up that you can just kind of sit wherever the fuck you want.
00:06:30
Fuck Off
Do they have a bunch of gothic waitresses jerking your cocks too?
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Matt LaRose
So,
00:06:34
Matt LaRose
ah No, they just had normal waitresses and waiters there. So they were in, you know, they were just, they do, I guess they do a lot of concerts at this ballpark. So it's a real split usage kind of thing.
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Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:06:44
Matt LaRose
ah Fully, I was shocked, fully Astro turfed baseball field.
00:06:50
Fuck Off
Hmm.
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Matt LaRose
Kind of weird, you know?
00:06:51
Fuck Off
Oh, it's cheaper in the long run.
00:06:53
Matt LaRose
Well, for sure. I mean, especially out in fucking Wisconsin, it'll be fucking, you know?
00:06:55
Fuck Off
Upkeep, the whole thing. They couldn't even use it, so.
00:06:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So it was fucking awesome. And they had a stage set up basically out in center field and people could buy tickets to be out on the baseball field. And then they had all the seats for tickets. And then we were up looking down our noses at everybody like fucking royalty.
00:07:14
Matt LaRose
And ah it actually ended up being awesome because spoiler the, yeah the extra ticket that we had, because some people said that they would come out and then didn't come out.
00:07:17
Fuck Off
Like the poses that you were.
00:07:24
Fuck Off
Not true.
00:07:25
Matt LaRose
the extra ticket that we had went to my co-pilot. Uh, my sweet, sweet mom, Deb came to her very first metal show with her boys and Chung me. And she had a fucking blast, man.
00:07:37
Fuck Off
Shout out to Deb. That's awesome.
00:07:40
Matt LaRose
So we saw kill we saw there were a ton of bands playing, but we were only there for two bands. And it worked out great because it's a rotating schedule. And ah the two bands that we wanted to see played at like 6.30 and 7.30 back to back. So we were there early, showed up just in time to eat some food, watch some two bands, get the fuck out of there. We were back at my brother's at like 9 or 9.30.
00:08:03
Matt LaRose
And there was still like two more bands to play.
00:08:03
Fuck Off
Oh my God. That's perfect.
00:08:05
Matt LaRose
it Yeah, it couldn't have been any more fucking perfect.
00:08:07
Fuck Off
Who was headlining that shit show then?
00:08:08
Matt LaRose
It was awesome. So we were there to see Massachusetts Metal Legends Killswitch engage.
00:08:15
Fuck Off
Right.
00:08:16
Matt LaRose
And arguably the best metal band going right now from Australia, Parkway Drive.
00:08:16
Fuck Off
All right.
00:08:22
Matt LaRose
These fucking Aussies, man, they fucking let it rip. They got fucking fire. They got the drummer plays in this fucking drum cage that does the fucking Motley Crue fucking spin upside down.
00:08:31
Fuck Off
yeah yeah
00:08:33
Matt LaRose
ah It's this the most fucking heavy metal shit you'll ever see in your life. Deb fucking loved it. She said Killswitch Engage was pretty good, but she really liked Parkway Drive. They really got her going. She was fucking headbanging. I had to say, no, Ma, you can't go mosh and you're too old. But she was just...
00:08:49
Fuck Off
She likes those young little Aussie boys.
00:08:49
Matt LaRose
she was just She was down to party, man. She was drinking.
00:08:53
Fuck Off
glad she was.
00:08:54
Matt LaRose
Well, we all got three free drinks with our fucking bracelet. So I was pounding beers and Deb's just pounded gin and tonics fucking hanging out at the metal show.
00:09:02
Fuck Off
That's awesome.
00:09:03
Matt LaRose
And then, uh, and then we got the fuck out of there and there was still two bands to play. One of them called bear tooth. I don't know who the fuck they are.
00:09:10
Fuck Off
Never heard of
00:09:11
Matt LaRose
And the other one was, uh, Oh shit. Who is the other band?
00:09:18
Matt LaRose
I don't remember. Maybe they were called. i don't remember all these bands. I didn't give a fuck about any of them.
00:09:23
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:09:24
Matt LaRose
Uh, there was a band there that was playing when we first called, showed up called the devil's with the devil wears Prada.
00:09:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, well I bet.
00:09:31
Matt LaRose
Um, they're there. I've heard known about them for quite a, probably at least 10 years and, uh, they're pretty fucking gay. So I was okay with missing them. And, uh, yeah, the,
00:09:42
Fuck Off
And then did you go home when you went back? kind of meat did you eat?
00:09:46
Matt LaRose
So we did a lot of meat eating while we were out there.
00:09:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know you did, Chuck.
00:09:49
Matt LaRose
we yeah We did a lot of, I also brought my Yeti out, my Yeti cooler out there with me.
00:09:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, you done it right.
00:09:55
Matt LaRose
And so I fucking brought all kinds of smoked meat and sausages back and brats and ah fucking big old chuck roast and fucking all kinds of shit.
00:10:01
Fuck Off
Oh, boy. How about any cheese from a place called, you i don't know if you've ever heard of it, Raynard's?
00:10:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It just so happens that I hit up both Renard's and Wisconsin Cheese Masters.
00:10:15
Fuck Off
Wow, I will.
00:10:15
Matt LaRose
You'll remember, has an amazing smoked Gouda. So, yeah.
00:10:18
Fuck Off
Oh, I love a smoked Gouda.
00:10:20
Matt LaRose
So we did, me and Big Mark, we 24-hour smoked a 16-pound Prime A Grade A beef brisket.
00:10:31
Fuck Off
That's fucking awesome.
00:10:33
Matt LaRose
ah we We shaved roughly, i think, four or five pounds off of it, trimming it. And we saved all of the trimmings, all of the fat trimmings. We put into a pan while we were smoking the meat and we made beef tallow with it.
00:10:48
Matt LaRose
I don't know if you've ever heard of beef tallow.
Culinary and Market Escapades
00:10:50
Fuck Off
Like a gravy?
00:10:51
Matt LaRose
Well, more like ah like a cooking fat. It just sucks all the fat out of it and
00:10:54
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's like a roux almost.
00:10:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you can use it to coat your cast iron pans. You can use it to cook vegetables and shit like that. And then ah the other trimmings that we had for meat, off the brisket. We saved those. And we, a few days later, we ground the brisket trimmings with some, uh, frozen venison that my brother had.
00:11:19
Matt LaRose
And we made venison brisket burgers that i grilled on the grill and we put, uh, and we put cheese on and they were fucking unbelievable.
00:11:29
Fuck Off
Really? What's happening out there?
00:11:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Dude, it's fucking Wisconsin is fucking where it's at, dude. we We fucking smoked this.
00:11:37
Fuck Off
me what do you and it youre so what You're making your own sausage?
00:11:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, bro. We in one night we had sausage that Mark and Chung me made. They make their own sausage. They grind their own meat.
00:11:47
Fuck Off
What's going on? What's happening?
00:11:48
Matt LaRose
They are not fucking around in Wisconsin, dude. I'm telling you, Wisconsin is where it's fucking at.
00:11:55
Fuck Off
What's the tax rate there?
00:11:55
Matt LaRose
We went we went to I don't Maybe they, ah I can't remember if they have state taxes or not. Cause my brother lived in Florida where they don't have state tax.
00:12:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, Wisconsin does, yeah.
00:12:06
Matt LaRose
They might have, but I'll tell you what, when we were at the, we have so much to cover. We were at the gun store doing jujitsu.
00:12:12
Fuck Off
No, no, no, we're not there yet.
00:12:12
Matt LaRose
Sorry.
00:12:13
Fuck Off
oh yeah Don't jump ahead.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
Sorry. Yeah.
00:12:16
Fuck Off
So, yeah, I just, what's going on out there?
00:12:16
Matt LaRose
We were still talking about meat. Yeah. Yeah. So we grilled some sausages that Mark and Chung Me made their own sausage and had put, they stuffed it into natural casings.
00:12:28
Matt LaRose
We grilled that one night.
00:12:28
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:12:30
Matt LaRose
We made, like I said, we ground the brisket trimmings in ground venison and made brisket venison burgers, which were.
00:12:30
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:12:35
Fuck Off
What is that?
00:12:35
Matt LaRose
That's what it's.
00:12:36
Fuck Off
What are they doing? When they're collecting it? Like, what are they boiling it off?
00:12:40
Matt LaRose
Listen, man, there's a, there's a, what do you mean?
00:12:40
Fuck Off
What are they doing?
00:12:42
Matt LaRose
What are they? What do you mean?
00:12:44
Fuck Off
Like, yeah are they boiling it off of the bone? Like, what's, they're taking every, I don't understand. They're taking everything.
00:12:49
Matt LaRose
Boiling what off of the bone?
00:12:51
Fuck Off
The meat, the fat, the.
00:12:52
Matt LaRose
from No, it's, have you ever made a brisket before?
00:12:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:56
Matt LaRose
When you make a big fucking brisket, you have to trim it. You have to make it aerodynamic for the smoker. You have to trim a whole bunch of fat off of it.
00:13:02
Fuck Off
Right. like but What is left at the end? Are you saying that after you're cooking it or before?
00:13:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Trimmings. No, no, no. When you cut it, you cut, you trim it raw.
00:13:11
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:11
Matt LaRose
ah
00:13:12
Fuck Off
Right.
00:13:12
Matt LaRose
So you have end up with big bricks of raw fat, the raw fat you put in and make tallow.
00:13:16
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:19
Fuck Off
It's
00:13:19
Matt LaRose
and the And then you have you ultimately trim some meat off of it.
00:13:23
Fuck Off
massive.
00:13:23
Matt LaRose
And then so you win. It was such a big brisket. It was a 16 pound brisket. That's what we started with.
00:13:28
Fuck Off
It's massive.
00:13:29
Matt LaRose
It's fucking huge. And that we we also had to trim it just to fucking fit it into the smoker. My brother has a fucking huge smoker. The thing took up the whole fucking rack.
00:13:38
Fuck Off
Whoa. Hold on a minute, Chuck.
00:13:39
Matt LaRose
You know? You know, he can take a lot of meat and we stuffed it full of meat, my friend, you know?
00:13:41
Fuck Off
um
00:13:45
Fuck Off
This is amazing.
00:13:46
Matt LaRose
Uh, yeah.
00:13:46
Fuck Off
This is amazing.
00:13:47
Matt LaRose
So, so after we, so while we had it going in the, cause we put, so we put it in the, after we trimmed it up, we put it in the smoker and smoked it overnight.
00:13:59
Matt LaRose
at like 200 degrees. We just let it go all fucking night long.
00:14:03
Fuck Off
perfect.
00:14:04
Matt LaRose
And then we took it out and then we wrapped it and then we put it back in and put a, we stuffed our meat thermometer deep inside there and we cranked the heat up and we gotta, gotta get the heat going.
00:14:15
Matt LaRose
And we fucking cooked it in the smoker until it came up to like 207 degrees. I don't remember the exact temperature, but it's not about the temperature. It's about when you push your meat thermometer in,
00:14:27
Matt LaRose
You want it to just slide right in there and you don't even want to feel any resistance. It's just going to...
00:14:32
Fuck Off
No, never. you've already You've already coaxed it for 20
00:14:35
Matt LaRose
You have to take your time and you got to let the meat get tender.
00:14:36
Fuck Off
twenty hours
00:14:39
Matt LaRose
And then when you put your meat, you should just be able to slip it right in. If you've done it right and you've taken your time...
00:14:43
Fuck Off
you don't just fucking You don't just wait that long and put that effort in and just fucking explode into the meat.
00:14:49
Matt LaRose
Let me tell you, young buckets.
00:14:50
Fuck Off
You gotta just enjoy every second of it.
00:14:53
Matt LaRose
You got to just take your time. You got to get in there.
00:14:56
Fuck Off
You wanna feel it?
00:14:56
Matt LaRose
You got to...
00:14:57
Fuck Off
That initial pop is what gets you.
00:14:59
Matt LaRose
you know, and it was all about, who it was all about, i had to, to get the meat tender.
00:15:00
Fuck Off
Or me, anyway.
00:15:03
Matt LaRose
I was rubbing it. I was getting it all, you know, i was, I was slapping it around.
00:15:05
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'm beating the hell out of it in your case.
00:15:10
Matt LaRose
i was rubbing some mustard into it to really, so we could get it in there. And then I actually, while I was rubbing it in my brother came in over my shoulder and then he just started sprinkling a little bit of other stuff on there.
00:15:14
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:15:17
Fuck Off
Whoa.
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
Well, you know, it was, uh,
00:15:23
Fuck Off
Sounds like a great family reunion in Wisconsin.
00:15:25
Matt LaRose
I tell you what, me, me and the Aqualad, it was a big, it was a good team effort, what we were doing to this meet and everybody, everybody loved our meat.
00:15:30
Fuck Off
Are you sure this was in West Virginia?
00:15:34
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what, my mother loved our meat.
00:15:35
Fuck Off
yeah Big LaRose meat eaters out Wisconsin.
00:15:38
Matt LaRose
My sister-in-law loved our meat. Everybody loved the meat. It was a big hit.
00:15:41
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:15:43
Matt LaRose
Um, But so, yeah, we made the brisket. We made the sausages. Then, like I said, the trimmings that we had off the brisket while they were still raw, we put those in Big Mark and Chung Mee Got a meat grinder, and he also had some venison in the freezer.
00:15:57
Matt LaRose
So he thawed the venison, and we had the brisket trimmings that were meat, which also have some fat in it, which you know as you need a little bit of that fat for that that venison, you know?
00:16:00
Fuck Off
I got it.
00:16:06
Fuck Off
yeah You need the burger. You need the burger to stick.
00:16:08
Matt LaRose
So then we fucking ground all that shit together and mixed it all up and made big...
00:16:12
Fuck Off
They a grinder?
00:16:14
Matt LaRose
but Yeah, fucking right. They hooked it right on. They got one of them fucking KitchenAid things. You can fucking put a grinder attachment.
00:16:18
Fuck Off
ah yeah. Do they have a sausage maker, too? What the fuck?
00:16:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they got all they got. I'm telling you, dude.
00:16:23
Fuck Off
So they went and bought intestines and everything.
00:16:26
Matt LaRose
It's yeah I asked Mark what the casing was, and he said he said natural casing. And I said, that's what I like to hear. We keep it natural. We keep it in the family is what we do.
00:16:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're like just a slew of condoms with no tip.
00:16:37
Matt LaRose
yeah and we just we went we didn't buy stuff for the sausage maker that day but when we went to the meat market between the two of us we spent almost 300 on i bought we bought fucking meatballs i bought a lasagna we bought fucking uh no dude they make it they make their own one that's all in a big fight it's like this fucking deep dude they make like meatloafs and shit but i
00:16:38
Fuck Off
What
00:16:53
Fuck Off
do you mean bottle it? Make a fucking lasagna, you chucklehead.
00:17:02
Fuck Off
yeah what It's their own fucking lasagna, like their own fucking drink that they have. What do they put inside of it instead of Italian sauce?
00:17:07
Matt LaRose
it's all the It's all their own. it's all their own
00:17:09
Fuck Off
What are they using? Cherries?
00:17:10
Matt LaRose
It's their own meat that they stuff inside of it.
00:17:12
Fuck Off
They probably use their own cherries for a sauce. They got to fuck up everything.
00:17:14
Matt LaRose
think that You bet, pal. I got fucking like seven packs of brats. I got a fucking chuck roast. We bought ribeyes. We bought fucking shit. I don't even remember how much shit we bought.
00:17:25
Fuck Off
I'm going to have to come by then because I'm going to take something.
00:17:27
Matt LaRose
We got some shit. I bought like fucking... i spent $100 just on cheese and then I actually kind of thought I was a pussy because I was expecting it to be like $150 and I only spent $100 and I was like, should I go back and bang out another $50?
00:17:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, you should.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
You know? But I brought i bought dips, queso, fucking bricks of the two-year cheddar, fucking...
00:17:48
Fuck Off
oh i Oh, I like that two-year check.
00:17:48
Matt LaRose
the A brick of the terrific trio, buddy. You know, it was just fucking...
00:17:52
Fuck Off
oh Oh.
00:17:54
Matt LaRose
I i brought home a fucking two cases of Spotted Cow beers, a giant case of my favorite Bowmeister cherry soda.
00:17:54
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:18:03
Matt LaRose
I did not fuck around out there, Dickie.
00:18:05
Fuck Off
How many, how many, uh, I got to get one of those cheese bars there.
00:18:09
Matt LaRose
A cheese bar?
00:18:11
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:18:11
Matt LaRose
That's just... The good news is...
00:18:12
Fuck Off
That's cheese gold.
00:18:13
Matt LaRose
like It's good as gold, man. And now they got me on their email list. So they're always emailing me shit so I can order it online now.
00:18:17
Fuck Off
Oh yeah.
00:18:19
Matt LaRose
It's not like it's not a good road i've fought not a good road I've gone down fella.
00:18:23
Fuck Off
and The cheese road never Oh,
00:18:26
Matt LaRose
well And we went to the Door County Confectionary. I spent $100 on chocolate.
00:18:29
Fuck Off
God. Oh my God.
00:18:31
Matt LaRose
I bought these fucking last night. I had insomnia because I slept fucking so much that it took me a little little bit to fall asleep last night. So I had ah frozen Door County Confectionary fucking Reese's peanut butter cups.
00:18:45
Fuck Off
Oh,
00:18:46
Matt LaRose
They're fucking unbelievable. but And they were fucking huge too, man.
00:18:49
Fuck Off
ah they're my favorite.
00:18:49
Matt LaRose
thats Oh, yeah. I mean, had...
00:18:53
Fuck Off
There's a place um in the north end called Mike's Pastries.
00:18:57
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:18:57
Fuck Off
Mike spun up a couple of other shops now. They grew out of there. So there is one place in ah whereas Assembly Row in Somerville where there is a Mike spinoff there.
00:19:11
Fuck Off
And it's his daughter who happens to run that store. Very similar, but she added a few tweaks of her own. And one of them is a peanut butter cup that Mike's in the North end does not sell.
00:19:24
Fuck Off
It's the only place that he makes them.
00:19:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
00:19:26
Fuck Off
And they are the size of like whoopie pies.
00:19:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
They're so fucking good.
00:19:32
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:19:32
Fuck Off
It's insane. So anytime I'm down there, I leave with 12 and they're like 10 bucks each.
00:19:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:38
Fuck Off
So if I were in Door County,
00:19:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. This was, they were 12, 12, 12 49 for a pack of two.
00:19:41
Fuck Off
That would have been probably 300.
00:19:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:19:47
Matt LaRose
They were so fucking good. My brother bought big giant pretzel rods that were dipped in chocolate with M&Ms on them. They were like five bucks each, but they were, they're fucking unbelievable.
00:19:56
Fuck Off
See, I don't like that. I'm not a huge fan of either. of I like M&M's separately, although I haven't eaten one in two years, maybe three. And the...
00:20:09
Fuck Off
I don't get pretzels with chocolate. I don't like salt with chocolate either.
00:20:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's delightful.
00:20:14
Fuck Off
I don't like it. It's not my thing.
00:20:16
Matt LaRose
Fair enough.
00:20:17
Fuck Off
So, so that sounds awesome. oh I'm jelly of all of that shit. I'm jelly of a lot of things there, but let's, let's put up, let's put a pin in it.
00:20:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:27
Fuck Off
As they say in the business world, let's put a pin in that when it means shut the fuck up.
00:20:31
Matt LaRose
Are we about to do an inception right here?
00:20:32
Fuck Off
I'm to say, shut the fuck up and let's get back to Deb hopping a ride with you.
00:20:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. So
00:20:39
Fuck Off
And you start
Road Trip Planning and Execution
00:20:40
Fuck Off
driving north to go see the NHL Hall of Fame with all other hockey players.
00:20:43
Matt LaRose
yeah. So when you drive, when you drive out there, you have your two options are that you drive out on route 90, the mass Pike, and you take route 90 all the way to Chicago.
00:20:55
Matt LaRose
And then when you get to Chicago, you take a right and you drive North until you get to Sturgeon Bay.
00:21:00
Fuck Off
That's what I would do.
00:21:01
Matt LaRose
It's, it's, it's a straight shot. It's very easy.
00:21:04
Fuck Off
Seems faster.
00:21:05
Matt LaRose
Option number two, which is only about two and a half hours longer is to drive the mass pike out to Buffalo.
00:21:15
Fuck Off
I hate Buffalo.
00:21:16
Matt LaRose
And then in from Buffalo, you'll cross at the Niagara falls crossing, uh, to go into the great state of Canada.
00:21:20
Fuck Off
For what?
00:21:24
Fuck Off
No, sir, not for me.
00:21:26
Matt LaRose
Well, what if, what if once you cross the border to Canada, you can add a, hit a less than 45 minute trip. trip to Toronto Canada's biggest city And while you're there You could get lunch and do something that you've always Wanted to do your entire life bucket list Legit bucket list Hit hit the hockey hall of fame
00:21:47
Fuck Off
which is, huh.
00:21:50
Matt LaRose
And while you're road tripping with your mom, why not go do a core memory? Take your mom with you to the hockey hall of fame. Mom, mom likes to do whatever the boys are doing and she loves hockey. The boys have always loved hockey and she loves mom's a big sports nut. So she loves to do shit like that. So why not take mom to the hockey hall of fame?
00:22:09
Matt LaRose
Something you've always want to do and make a little core memory out of it.
00:22:11
Fuck Off
right. So that's different. So that becomes, you have to spend ah almost a whole day there and a night stop off. Cause you're going to be in there for a couple hours, do the whole, and then pick up and go on the next day.
00:22:19
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:22:22
Fuck Off
Start fret.
00:22:22
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:22:22
Fuck Off
All right.
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
so what we So what we ended up doing ultimately was we decided we would take what you could do in one day if you hammer down and we'll break it into two days.
00:22:24
Fuck Off
That happening.
00:22:33
Matt LaRose
We'll take it a little bit easier. We'll leave super early in the morning and we'll drive. Takes you nine hours to get to Toronto. So if we leave super early in the morning, we can get to Toronto around lunchtime, spend a couple hours in Toronto, have a bite to eat, walk around, kind of Stretch your legs and be out of the car for a little bit.
00:22:52
Matt LaRose
And then that's about midday. So you can hop in the car and keep heading a little bit further north and make it a little bit past the halfway mark and get a majority of your driving out of the way and then finish the drive the next day.
00:23:05
Matt LaRose
Because ultimately what I've learned through this whole thing is that no matter what you do, it's going to take you two days. Whether you split it up and make it easier and drive two days or you hammer all out in one fucking day and then you recover the next day.
00:23:18
Matt LaRose
Because the next day you're completely fucking useless.
00:23:20
Fuck Off
How many hours is it?
00:23:22
Matt LaRose
ah So it's I did it on the way back to straight shot with 17 and a half hours.
00:23:27
Fuck Off
It's brutal.
00:23:28
Matt LaRose
It's brutal. I like, I like a good road trip and i like I can hammer that shit out. But about the last hour, hour and a half, I was like ready to be done with that shit.
00:23:37
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:23:38
Matt LaRose
Um, but so either way you can split it up into two days like we did on the way out there, or you can do it in one day like we did on the way back. So ultimately i was doing a little bit of, i love a good map and I love planning a route and I love,
00:23:52
Matt LaRose
a road trip. And what ended up happening was I found that if you went through Canada, entered through Toronto and drove, you have to go up around the top of the great lakes. And then you can enter through Sault Ste. Marie at the Sioux locks between and Michigan between where like Sault Ste. Marie is the river that connects Lake Superior to Michigan and Huron.
00:24:15
Matt LaRose
And they have locks right there and you can border cross right there into upstate Michigan. And then you got to go through the top of Michigan and do a little swoopy hook down into Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin.
00:24:27
Matt LaRose
So when I was looking at the map, i did some real I did some figuring and realized that almost the exact halfway point or just a little bit past halfway point is a little town in Ontario called Sudbury.
00:24:43
Matt LaRose
I don't know if you've ever heard of Sudbury, but if you've ever seen the show Shorzy, you'd know that the titular character plays for the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs and their home ice arena is the Sudbury Community Arena.
00:24:57
Fuck Off
he is that They are a bunch of handsome fellas.
00:24:59
Matt LaRose
And at the time, I was such a big fan of Canada.
00:25:02
Fuck Off
Well, I mean, it it is your home country and state.
00:25:06
Matt LaRose
And I'm a huge fan of hockey.
00:25:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, they're you. You bleed Canadian. Everyone knows this.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
Red and white, but never blue.
00:25:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, never.
00:25:14
Matt LaRose
And I figure why not inject a little bit of money into the local economy and help out our neighbors to the north because it sounds like they've been having some financial troubles lately. So I'm going to do my part and give back to our neighbors up north and I'm going to book us a hotel right on the Sudbury's right on the way at the ah Days Inn Wyndham wendham and Sudbury, Ontario, which just so happened to be three quarters of a mile down the road from the Sudbury community arena.
00:25:43
Fuck Off
Perfect.
00:25:44
Matt LaRose
So what can, how, what can go wrong? So
00:25:46
Fuck Off
nothing Sounds like the perfect end to the beginning of a trip
00:25:50
Matt LaRose
yeah, perfect, perfect way to start a trip. So the first day we'd get up super early, straight shot across Massachusetts, straight shot across New York, across the border. Oh, what's your business in Canada?
00:26:02
Matt LaRose
oh me and my mom are passing through to the Sioux locks. We're going to drive to Sudbury tonight. Oh, that's a bit of a ride. Yeah. Well, we wanted to hit the ah hockey hall of fame for lunch and then head up to Sudbury.
00:26:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. Well, have a good time. But just so you know, just so you know, it's Canada Day today. So it might be a little bit of traffic when you get downtown, eh? Do you know what Canada Day is?
00:26:25
Fuck Off
No.
00:26:26
Matt LaRose
That's Canada's Independence Day. They celebrate on July Well, it's their day to celebrate there their day of Canada.
00:26:29
Fuck Off
Independent from what?
00:26:37
Matt LaRose
They're independent from all other countries. And Canada Day July 1st every year. It's like a celebration.
00:26:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. Well, they're your people. I follow Boxing Day.
00:26:45
Matt LaRose
You know, you know, everything that we do, they do, they do a little bit differently, you know, that's their fucking, so that I didn't even know that it was Canada day, but that meant that there's fireworks everywhere.
00:26:47
Fuck Off
That's it
00:26:56
Fuck Off
Everything worked out for you coming home.
00:26:58
Matt LaRose
was great. Yeah. So we roll into fucking Canada. We zip right over to Toronto, park in the fucking drive right through downtown Toronto, park in the fucking garage, right at the hockey hall of fame.
00:27:10
Matt LaRose
And I proceeded to get my dick completely blown off for the next two and a half hours at the Hockey Hall of Fame. It was fucking unbelievable. I'm looking at the Conn Smythe trophy. I got a picture of me and my mom with the Stanley Cup.
00:27:22
Fuck Off
That's nice.
00:27:23
Matt LaRose
They, we took a picture me and my mom with the Stanley cup, and then they have this incredibly hideous and NHL hall of fame frame that you can put the picture in. It's so fucking ugly.
00:27:33
Matt LaRose
It's like made of clay. It's got like a clay Stanley cup on the side of it, a clay maple leaf.
00:27:38
Fuck Off
So you got it.
00:27:39
Matt LaRose
Of course I bought it and I put the picture of me and my mother with the Stanley cup in it and I gave it to the aqua lad for his birthday.
00:27:41
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:27:50
Fuck Off
Nice.
00:27:51
Matt LaRose
It was fucking awesome. You'd love it. I'll show you a picture of it later. And, uh, it was fucking awesome. And honestly, it worked out great. Cause we got there at like one o'clock in the afternoon. We spent a couple hours there and then it was only going to be like another three or four hours up North to Sudbury.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
So by the time we fucked off out of there, it's like two 33 o'clock. So we drive three or four hours up North to Sudbury, get there just in time. It's daylight, go fill up the Subie with gas and swing down to the Sudbury community arena, home of my Sudbury blueberry bulldogs.
00:28:22
Matt LaRose
Take a picture out front. Glad to be there. Send it to my boy Richie. Cause I know how much he loves Shorzy.
00:28:28
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:28:29
Matt LaRose
We get back to the hotel. They got a little restaurant inside the hotel that they give you 20% off of. And me and Deb have been driving in a car all day. So we're fucking tired. So we're going to just fucking park the car and we'll go hit the restaurant in there. Take a shower.
00:28:44
Matt LaRose
get some sleep, get up early the next morning, load the car up, hit the continental breakfast and get the fuck out of there. It's that simple. I'm going to finish off the drive. We got about nine hours to drive to get to the aqualads.
00:28:55
Matt LaRose
So we pull back to the parking lot and we're all the way down at the end of the hallway. And at the very end of the hallway is a big giant window that looks right out into the parking lot.
00:29:08
Matt LaRose
And I look at that and I think to myself, I should park my car right fucking there because it's right in front of this fucking gigantic window that anybody at any point can in the hallway or down at the lobby, the people working at the desk can look down the hallway.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
And all you can see is my fucking car sitting right there. And I think to myself, It's a perfect place to park because number one, I can poke my head out the fucking door of my room and see that my car is there and make sure nobody's fucking with it.
00:29:37
Matt LaRose
And number two, if I'm not looking at it, it's right in front of a gigantic window. Surely nobody's going to fuck with it. Seems like a pretty smart idea.
00:29:47
Fuck Off
don't know where their lights.
00:29:49
Matt LaRose
there were There were lights, yes. And so as I'm driving around to put my car in front of the window, I noticed that the backside of the hotel is like a little grimy.
00:30:01
Fuck Off
They all are.
00:30:01
Matt LaRose
But what what's really concerning to me is there's a little bit of like some brush in some small trees. And then there is a massive clearing that is an old railroad yard.
00:30:15
Matt LaRose
And as I'm pulling around the backside of the hotel, the park in front of this window, I'm looking at this old railroad yard and i'm like, I don't know if I should park over here because my car is kind of buying my by itself over here and you could just fuck off into this railroad yard and nobody would know that you were there or that you would had ever been there.
00:30:36
Matt LaRose
And so naturally i didn't listen to my intuition and I parked my car there anyways because I was sure that having it parked in front of a gigantic window in the hallway, nobody would fuck with my car.
00:30:48
Matt LaRose
Ultimately, what I came to find out was that it actually didn't even matter if I parked my car over there because other people's cars had gotten fucked with was as well. But parked my car over there and went inside. We went and got dinner, went and took a shower. i brought my backpack back out to the car and asked my mother if she wanted me to put her bags in the car. And she was like, no, I don't want to put my bags in the car and you shouldn't put your bags in the car.
00:31:14
Matt LaRose
And I said, mom, we're in Canada. Like no one's going to fuck with our stuff, but I'm going to put my bag.
00:31:18
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:31:20
Matt LaRose
I always want to have my shit in the car ready to go. So I don't have to fucking worry about it. All my shits. I like to have everything loaded up, ready to go. So Deb ultimately says, I'm going to keep my bag in here and I'm going to keep my passport and your passport together in my bag.
00:31:37
Matt LaRose
And I say, that's fine. That's a good idea. Good thinking. I go out, I throw my shit in the car. Fucking hop in bed, go to sleep, sleep. Great.
00:31:48
Matt LaRose
Wake up the next morning. Super early. Deb gets up. She takes a shower. It's like, uh, the, uh, continental breakfast started at like 7. So we're like up at like six 30 getting ready to leave about seven, seven 15. We're like going to go throw my shit in the car, throw Deb shit in the car and then go get breakfast, grab a coffee, eat real quick and then fuck off.
00:32:13
Matt LaRose
So it's like seven 15. I walk out to my car, Deb's behind me and I have her bag in my hand. I'm just going to throw it in the car. And she has like a little Atlas that she's like the whole time we're driving. She's following along with the Atlas. So she's going to throw the Atlas in the passenger seat.
00:32:29
Matt LaRose
I'm going to throw my shit in the hatchback. So I walk around and I popped the hatchback and I go to throw my mom's bag in there. And I look at my fucking seats are like ripped forward.
00:32:40
Matt LaRose
My rear seats are like fucked up. They're like pushed forward. And I was like, why I was like, why are my seats fucked up? And I was like, did I fucking like step on? I didn't know if like I from driving on the highway, if I stepped on the brakes and they like push forward or something, I was like genuinely like, what the fuck? Like totally confused.
00:32:59
Matt LaRose
And while I'm trying to figure that out, I look and my mom is just standing in front of the passenger side door, like her door. And she's like not opening it. She's just staring at the door and she said something. And I go, what? And she goes, why is there glass everywhere?
00:33:15
Matt LaRose
And I go, what are you talking about? And she goes, Matthew, I think your car got broken
Unexpected Car Break-in
00:33:20
Matt LaRose
into. And I was like, what? And she goes, there's glass everywhere. And I go, what are you talking about? And I walk around to my door and I'm looking right through my window and I can see like a pair of my tie shorts are in my driver's seat and there's fucking glass everywhere.
00:33:35
Matt LaRose
And I'm like, Where the fuck did the glass come from? I couldn't figure out like, and then I realized that like, I'm looking through an open window. Cause I saw the broken glass that was still hanging onto like the old tent was still like in the track of my window. And I was like,
00:33:52
Matt LaRose
what the fuck? And then I'm like, I look at my door and there's fucking blood all over the door of my car. And then I realized some fucking dickhead smashed my fucking window and I opened my back door and there's a fucking giant brick in the backseat of my car.
00:34:08
Matt LaRose
So I'm like, what the fuck? And so we, want um this is at like seven 15 in the morning.
00:34:11
Fuck Off
This is great.
00:34:15
Matt LaRose
I'm like, what the fuck?
00:34:16
Fuck Off
Your country, your people.
00:34:16
Matt LaRose
And I'm like, yeah, I'm in fucking Canada. I'm like, I was just,
00:34:20
Fuck Off
This is your thing. All you millennials, you love it there.
00:34:23
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable, man. i you You'd never, never in my life, friendship-wise, relationship-wise, ah you know, fan of some... I have never done a faster 180 in my life of, fuck Canada.
00:34:40
Matt LaRose
I fucking hate Canada.
00:34:42
Fuck Off
Been saying it all along.
00:34:42
Matt LaRose
i want I want you to be our 51st state. Fuck you. you Like, i fucking hate Canada now. so
00:34:50
Fuck Off
Apology accepted.
00:34:52
Matt LaRose
And I'm not going to get into into some shit like you, but all I'm saying is everybody that worked at this hotel that I was at, they were not from Canada. They were the people that you talk about that you don't like that you have to work with that interrupt you when you're talking.
00:35:06
Matt LaRose
And they were, that's who was running this fucking hotel.
00:35:07
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:35:10
Matt LaRose
So I go and I fucking,
00:35:11
Fuck Off
There's a billion of them.
00:35:12
Matt LaRose
I go and tell this motherfucker behind the desk, hey, man, you need to call the fucking cops because my car just got broken into. And he's like, what? And like does not want to call the cops. I'm like, yeah, dude, someone just threw a brick through my fucking window and stole my shit.
00:35:27
Matt LaRose
I didn't didn't even realize what i had gotten stolen yet. I was just like, hey, man, you got to fucking get the police down here.
00:35:33
Fuck Off
Amen. Amen.
00:35:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm like, what the fuck? So I got to fucking talk with this kid. Who's like an idiot and get him to finally call the fucking police. The Sudbury police department is one month, three quarters of a mile down the road from the hotel. I was staying at took them an hour to fucking show up.
00:35:49
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable. I fucking hate Canada.
00:35:52
Fuck Off
It's lot of crime there.
00:35:52
Matt LaRose
Now granted the cop that I had was a nice native and he was a nice lad.
00:35:57
Fuck Off
Clearly.
00:35:57
Matt LaRose
Uh, but, uh, So I'm fucking around with this guy. I go, do you have cameras yet? We got cameras. I go, start scrubbing the fucking video, buddy. So he's scrubbing, like taking him forever, scrubbing one frame at a time.
00:36:11
Matt LaRose
And while all that's happened, I go, you keep looking at this fucking video. I got to go like, I'm going to go outside, wait for the cops. I'm going to go. Like, I like walked around the back of the building. i like opened up the dumpsters. I was like, just seeing if like they clearly did a smash and grab.
00:36:26
Matt LaRose
So I was going to go see if like they fucking realize that they didn't get shit and dump my bags, whatever. But before all that, I didn't even know what they stole. So I go back to my fucking car and start to like rack through my brain. Like, cause there's shit everywhere. The kid ripped my glove box open. There's, you know, he just fucking rifled through all my shit. So my car is a mess.
00:36:45
Matt LaRose
So I'm like, i already have a ton of shit in my car because I'm on a road trip and now it's all fucking scattered all over the place. So I'm like trying to even remember what the fuck I had in the car to see what they fucking robbed from me.
00:36:58
Matt LaRose
And ultimately I realized that they stole my fucking backpack, which had all of my clothes in it. The only clothes that I had were the clothes that I was wearing, but also my brother gave me a really nice camera and I had the camera packed in my clothes so it wouldn't get damaged while we were driving.
00:37:17
Matt LaRose
So they also got my fucking really nice Nikon camera that was in my backpack and like my pocket knife and fucking Chargers some shit like that my headphones And then uh I realized that at first I was like fuck They took my backpack I have no clothes Now only what I'm fucking wearing And then I went in And checked on my mom and she was on the phone With either my brother or my stepfather I can't remember like telling them what's going on And then so I was like they stole my Fucking backpack I have no fucking clothes Had Mark's fucking old camera in it So like I only have the clothes that I'm wearing And then I went and was like fuck
00:37:38
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:37:53
Matt LaRose
I think they took my gym bag and I went back out and they took my gym bag, which I had fucked my backup like a couple of weeks before I left. So I wasn't even really sure if I was going to bring my shit with me, but the Aqua lad been doing such a good job saying straight, doing fucking jujitsu at the gun club and shit that I was like, fuck it.
00:38:15
Matt LaRose
I'll bring my gym bag with me. So I loaded up my fucking, Grab my gym bag. I put my fucking Iron Maiden gi in my gym bag that PJ gave me. Fucking that was in my gym bag. My fucking Fairtex, uh,
00:38:30
Matt LaRose
boxing gloves in my gym bag, my fucking Fairtex focus mitts that I bought in Thailand in my fucking gym bag, my fucking Sit Yud Tong Muay Thai shorts that I had custom made in Thailand in my fucking gym bag, all my fucking hand wraps, all my fucking, I have all, yeah.
00:38:49
Fuck Off
you gen stuff So what did the cops say?
00:38:54
Matt LaRose
So, first they were like, we can't really do much other than like, I gave them a statement. I told them what I was missing. They wanted values of like how much I estimated everything to be valued at that I lost.
00:39:06
Matt LaRose
And like, and they're like, you know, what were you, what were, what was in your gym bag?
00:39:07
Fuck Off
million.
00:39:11
Matt LaRose
I'm like fucking boxing gloves, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was just going like trying to rattle, trying to think of everything that they had. And then he was like, He was like, so there was blood on my door and there was also blood on my registration ah from the fucking dude. And, oh, I have to say one thing.
00:39:31
Matt LaRose
ah Before the cop got there, I had gone back in to be like, what the fuck? And they called the police a second time because they were like, it's been almost an hour. What the fuck? So I went in there to see what was going on. And the dude said, I found the dude breaking into your car.
00:39:47
Matt LaRose
I have it on video. He said, do you want it? And in my head, I'm going, don't watch the video. Don't watch the video. And I said, yeah, I'll watch the video. So they got a video of the kid walking across the front of the parking lot, walking around the corner. Didn't even check to see if my door was unlocked.
00:40:03
Matt LaRose
He just picked up a brick and slammed it into my window.
00:40:06
Fuck Off
I like it.
00:40:06
Matt LaRose
And ah he he's, well, he you won't like this. He's a bitch and couldn't get it through the window on the first try. He bounced it off the window and then had to pick it up and throw it through a second time.
00:40:17
Fuck Off
What a fucking cunt.
00:40:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So the second time, and again, this is in front of a gigantic fucking window.
00:40:24
Fuck Off
You in the window.
00:40:24
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:40:25
Fuck Off
Leave the window alone. No one else parked back there, you numbskull.
00:40:28
Matt LaRose
It's true. I fucked up. So, He fucking smashes the window on the second try. And then once the window blows out, he immediately jumps headfirst into my fucking car with his little fucking tweaker legs, fucking kicking around outside out.
00:40:45
Fuck Off
Is this so it's a white Canadian?
00:40:45
Matt LaRose
My fucking window is a white Canadian. Looked like he probably weighed about a hundred and maybe seven pounds, had a giant hoodie on giant pants on.
00:40:52
Fuck Off
Like more. Like more.
00:40:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He looked like maybe a little bit taller than Martin.
00:40:58
Fuck Off
Huh.
00:40:59
Matt LaRose
Um, and And skinnier too. Martin's actually, i mean, he's a small fella, but this kid didn't weigh 150 pounds or ah he was, he was definitely a heroin boy.
00:41:10
Matt LaRose
He was like the, he was like the guys in letter Kenny, the fucking skids.
00:41:10
Fuck Off
Where is it?
00:41:14
Matt LaRose
Sturt.
00:41:15
Fuck Off
You just hope to catch one of those fuck.
00:41:17
Matt LaRose
I was, I said when I was watching this video, I'm one. And so he jumps in my car with his legs hanging out. He rips the glove box open, rips my center console open. And my gym bag was right behind my seat.
00:41:29
Matt LaRose
And my backpack was on top of.
00:41:31
Fuck Off
How big of a town is this place?
00:41:33
Matt LaRose
It's not very, I mean, it was not, I have no idea.
00:41:34
Fuck Off
How do they not know who this fuck is? Of course they know who it is.
00:41:38
Matt LaRose
They, somebody had said, Oh, a bunch of fucking new fucking tweakers had moved in a couple of weeks ago and they were like worried about them whatever.
00:41:45
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, they decided to relocate.
00:41:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So, uh, and you know, they want to help these people out. They got to give them a safe space to shoot heroin and fucking smash people's windows. And so this fucking kid has his legs kicking out of my car.
00:41:58
Matt LaRose
That's what the blood comes from. Cause he just fucking jumped headfirst in my car and cut his belly or whatever on the glass bled all over my fucking door and grabs my backpack and my gym bag and just rips them out of the fucking car and fucking takes off the old classic, classic smashing grabs.
00:42:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, of course. That's what you
00:42:17
Matt LaRose
So I'm fucking pissed off because now I'm standing here watching this fucking video and I like cat can't kill anybody.
00:42:22
Fuck Off
I bet that hurt the shit out of him cutting his stomach.
00:42:22
Matt LaRose
And
00:42:25
Fuck Off
I hope he bleeds out.
00:42:25
Matt LaRose
a I hope so too. I hope he gets infected and has to go to the hospital.
00:42:28
Fuck Off
You didn't touch anything, did you? There's probably AIDS all over that.
00:42:30
Matt LaRose
No, I had, well, I had to clean blood off my fucking doors. I had to clean blood off my fucking center console.
00:42:35
Fuck Off
Well, did the police take it as a sample?
00:42:37
Matt LaRose
So what ended up happening was, so that's, I had to tell you that part of the story because the cop asked me, do you want to have a forensics team come out? And I'm like, I don't know, dude, you tell me you're a cop. Like I'm, I have, I immediately made peace with the fact that this kid fucking robbed my shit and I was never going to see it again.
00:42:53
Matt LaRose
That was like, I accepted that. So I'm like, listen, man, I honestly want to get the fuck out of Sudbury. I want to get the fuck out of Canada. I want to get to my brothers and get my fucking window sorted out. And so he's like, no problem. He goes, I can call a forensics team and have them check your door.
00:43:09
Matt LaRose
He goes, but he goes, they, he goes, they are going to be at least an hour. He goes, and this is for a vehicle robbery in Sudbury. If there is a fucking, uh,
00:43:20
Matt LaRose
If there's a ah an assault, the next town over, the next county over, they're going to go handle something like that before they're going to come here.
00:43:26
Fuck Off
Good.
00:43:28
Matt LaRose
So he can't give me a timeline on when they're going to. I go, you know what? Fuck it, man. I'll give you a statement. I just want to vacuum the glass out of my car and get the fuck out of here. So he goes, no problem. So I cleaned the fucking door, i the blood off the door, the fucking assholes at the fucking hotel. I asked him for a vacuum thinking they're doing all kinds of work to the hotel renovating.
00:43:48
Matt LaRose
I think they're going to give me a shot back. They give me like a fucking, like a cleaning lady vacuum with like a metal handle. And I'm like, i like, are you fucking kidding me?
00:43:55
Fuck Off
and four
00:43:57
Matt LaRose
But whatever. It was enough for me to at least get the big shit out of my fucking car. And then ah that took forever because we had to take everything out of the car, vacuum it all up, put it all back in.
00:44:08
Matt LaRose
So now it's like later in the day, it's getting like nine in the morning, 10 in the morning. And Deb goes, she goes into the lobby to do something. And she comes back and tells me the cop is still here because someone else's car got broken into.
00:44:25
Matt LaRose
So as it turns out, I finished giving my statement to the cop. i leave I leave to the other end of the parking lot to start cleaning the car. The cop is watching the video in the lobby of the dude breaking into my car and someone else comes in and says, I'm glad you're here. i was just coming in to have them call you.
00:44:43
Matt LaRose
Someone just broke into my car.
00:44:45
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:44:45
Matt LaRose
And the cop's like, what the fuck? So he goes out, starts working with that person. While he's out working with that person, ah another fine young Ontario last comes out who was doing a three week,
00:44:58
Matt LaRose
Canada tour of Canada with her mother, her sister and her like five year old, four or five year old kid. And it was their last night. They were from Ontario. They were staying there and they were driving home.
00:45:10
Matt LaRose
And this fucking dickhead smashed the fucking window in their car, filled the kid's car seat full of glass and stole. She had like designer sunglasses. He stole the broad sunglasses and all the kids toys.
00:45:26
Fuck Off
It's everywhere, man. sorry These are your people.
00:45:29
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable. In fucking Canada, dude.
00:45:32
Fuck Off
I know. it's It's the millennial way. This is what they this is where it stemmed from.
00:45:36
Matt LaRose
We got to start fucking beating the shit out of people again, man. I'm over this shit. Let's fucking.
00:45:40
Fuck Off
Come back over, my friend. Come back over.
00:45:41
Matt LaRose
I'm back, baby. Yeah, I think I'm back.
00:45:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:45:45
Matt LaRose
Uh, so the, so this ends up turning into a whole thing. So the cop comes over, talks to me again. He says, Hey, did you clean the blood off your car? And I said, yeah. And he goes, shit. He's like, I wish we still had it.
00:45:55
Matt LaRose
He goes, I have to get in touch with forensics now. Cause this is clearly becoming like, it was,
00:46:00
Fuck Off
What a fucking dumb fuck.
00:46:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's like, so now it's like there have been four cars that have been broken into.
00:46:03
Fuck Off
He's
00:46:07
Matt LaRose
So I go, yeah, dude, I cleaned this fucking blood off my car, dude. But I said, the only thing that I have is my registration that has blood on it. So he goes, can I take your registration? I go, I don't know, dude, you're a cop. You fucking tell me.
00:46:21
Fuck Off
not a real cop. He's fucking Canadian.
00:46:24
Matt LaRose
So ultimately what ends up happening, he gets in touch with forensics. They have to take my registration as forensic evidence. And what I did was I have pictures of,
00:46:36
Matt LaRose
like my registration with all the information, the blood on it, the front of it, the back of it, all the information, and I have this cop's card. So if for whatever reason, if I get pulled over or I'm at the border and they want to see my registration, I don't have it because it's part of an ongoing active investigation.
00:46:53
Fuck Off
In Canada?
00:46:53
Matt LaRose
This is in Canada.
00:46:55
Fuck Off
You want to know what a state he's going to say to you in Massachusetts?
00:46:55
Matt LaRose
This is...
00:46:58
Fuck Off
Go fuck yourself.
00:46:59
Matt LaRose
This is his card with his personal number, his work number, his email. You can contact him. He'll fucking corroborate my as fucking unbelievable. This shit.
00:47:08
Fuck Off
I think this guy was hitting on you.
00:47:11
Matt LaRose
So, yeah, I think he wants me to fuck him. Nice guy. Hell of a nice guy. asked me if I wanted to press charges. I said, no. I said, I don't want to come back to this fucking, if i there's a court date, I don't want to come back to this fucking town.
00:47:24
Matt LaRose
And then after they, i found out he robbed all the other people and fucked with that chick's car. I said, Hey man, I know I told you I wouldn't come back up for like a court date or whatever I go, but if you fucking catch this guy and you need me to come back up for whatever, like I'll fucking come up back up here to put the screws to this fucking guy.
00:47:40
Matt LaRose
And he's like, Oh, well, we'd love to have you come back up, but there's a lot nicer places in Ontario that you can check out other than Sudbury. So hopefully that won't be an issue.
00:47:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:49
Matt LaRose
And, uh, and I said, honestly, I said, I said, and I'm not going to, I said, I don't need to press charges. I said, I said, honestly, friend, if you catch him, he can keep all the shitty Rob from me. I said, uh, I'll just take him out behind the fucking building over here for five minutes and then we'll call it even. And he goes, Oh, he's like, Oh, I bet you'd like that. Wouldn't you?
00:48:09
Matt LaRose
You know, it was a, he was a good time. I had a good rep rep rapport with the cop. He was cool. Um, so after that dude, we fucking finished up what we were doing. They were all set with us.
Family Bonding Activities
00:48:20
Matt LaRose
And then, uh, we saddled up and had to drive nine and a half hours from,
00:48:24
Fuck Off
And you fucking made the trick.
00:48:25
Matt LaRose
Sudbury, Ontario to Sturgeon Bay, ah with no window in my car, just getting an ear beating the entire fucking nine hours from the wind coming through the car through the window.
00:48:37
Matt LaRose
And, uh, the second we crossed into, uh, the good old us of a, ah weed is legal in Michigan.
00:48:37
Fuck Off
I love it. I love all of this so much.
00:48:45
Matt LaRose
So the first weed store that we went fucking went by, I went and, uh, I filled up my, I didn't want to cross the border, so I hadn't had any weed this entire time.
00:48:55
Fuck Off
Good thing, because that would have been stolen too.
00:48:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, true. So once we got into Michigan, I remedied that situation, stocked up on my weed. And then ah it was a hell of a long day, but we made it to Sturgeon Bay that night.
00:49:08
Matt LaRose
And then, ah you know, I was fucking exhausted. And then you know, it was a great vacation except for like the very next day. Like we had to drive the green Bay because we had to fucking, I had to get in touch with my insurance company and they had to like,
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
So where did the yeah theft take place? Oh, it was in Sudbury, Ontario. Oh, right. And you're from Massachusetts. Yep. So are you still in Sudbury now? No. Oh, okay. So you're back in Massachusetts.
00:49:34
Matt LaRose
ah No, I'm actually in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin. Oh, okay. Well, the glass that you need is coming from fucking like Hudson, New Hampshire. So we have to ship it out to fucking Green Bay and then...
00:49:45
Matt LaRose
you know So I got to deal with the Safe Flight Glass Company, the insurance company. Then we got to go to fucking Walmart because I still have no clothes. So I'm borrowing my brother's clothes. So I have to go to Walmart and buy like all new fucking new drawers, new socks, new shirts, everything.
00:49:58
Fuck Off
This is so awesome.
00:50:01
Fuck Off
I love this. I love this.
00:50:04
Matt LaRose
New camouflage t-shirt.
00:50:05
Fuck Off
This is your home.
00:50:05
Matt LaRose
had to replace everything.
00:50:06
Fuck Off
This is your place. This is your home.
00:50:08
Matt LaRose
i had to i had to replace everything
00:50:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, he had no, he had no hands left.
00:50:12
Matt LaRose
And I still don't have, i haven't replaced my gym bag or any of my gym equipment yet. I had to borrow. The only good thing is they didn't steal my tie pads that were in the back probably because you had no fucking idea what they were. Yeah, exactly. And, uh, so, you know, that was, uh, it was a lot of, a lot of days that we would have spent doing some fun lake shit was spent going to green. We had to go to green Bay, like seven different fucking times for glass, for clothes, to get a backpack.
00:50:40
Fuck Off
That's fucking great.
00:50:41
Matt LaRose
You know, so.
00:50:42
Fuck Off
These your people. That's all I can say. I'll leave it at that.
00:50:45
Matt LaRose
You know.
00:50:46
Fuck Off
What happens?
00:50:48
Matt LaRose
I fucking hate Canada now, but I'll say this, man.
00:50:50
Fuck Off
It's a little different.
00:50:51
Matt LaRose
Once we got to once we got to Sturgeon Bay, it was a lot better, you know, hanging out with the family.
00:50:56
Fuck Off
so Yeah, it sounds like it was awesome.
00:50:56
Matt LaRose
We had a good fucking time.
00:50:58
Fuck Off
The food, too. So how was Jits in the gun club?
00:50:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:00
Fuck Off
Was that sweet?
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
Jits at the gun club was awesome. Uh, I was there for three nights worth of jets.
00:51:07
Fuck Off
That's great.
00:51:07
Matt LaRose
We only did jets one night. Uh, the first night I was there, we did Giju Jitsu, which was awesome. We showed up there a little bit early. ah that was on Wednesday night. We did Giju Jitsu. And, uh, so big Mark, I, he let me borrow actually a really nice G it was a, I think it was a Fuji G maybe. Uh, it was actually really nice. I was like, shit, there's a nice fucking G. Um,
00:51:30
Matt LaRose
And we did ah we did about an hour and a half or so of jiu-jitsu. It was me, Mark, Oscar, who's the dude that runs the gun club. This dude, Mike, who's a brown belt that's been working with him. He's been teaching the classes.
00:51:42
Matt LaRose
And ah the girl, Delilah, who's like 20-something years old. She works for the Door yeah she works for the dork County Sheriff's Office.
00:51:47
Fuck Off
there, Delilah.
00:51:53
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:51:53
Matt LaRose
So she's learning how to do some jiu-jitsu and stuff like that. So
00:51:56
Fuck Off
That's nice.
00:51:57
Matt LaRose
I drilled with big Mark. We drilled triangles and arm bars from your back.
00:52:02
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:52:02
Matt LaRose
um I was actually able to, you know, we were drilling, so I'm not, I'm not bragging, but I have, you know, that I have a thick set of thighs on me. ah But I made sure that I had my angle correct.
00:52:14
Matt LaRose
And I pulled my brother's arm all the way across.
00:52:14
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:52:16
Matt LaRose
And I was actually able to put my legs in the proper triangle lock position to do a triangle choke. So, I've only traditionally ever been able to triangle choke, uh, women and small men.
00:52:28
Matt LaRose
So it was pretty cool.
00:52:29
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:52:31
Matt LaRose
So we did a whole bunch of that. The, uh, the aqua lads, uh, he's, you know, he's at that point in jujitsu where, uh, he feels like every class that he goes to, he's just getting his ass kicked and he can't do anything.
00:52:42
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. he's go That's going to take a year.
00:52:43
Matt LaRose
Um, forever. Um, but he is already considerably better, has a much better base, has much better position, much better control and positions. He, uh, we had a pretty good, after we did the drilling, they, they were doing, basically you were doing top bottom out, but there was just five minute rounds. So we did a five minute round. I started on my back and we wrestled and then we did another five minute round.
00:53:06
Matt LaRose
He started on his back and he, and we wrestled and It was a good fucking time. My, my goal was to not get submitted. And if I lost my guard to get my guard back at least one time.
00:53:16
Fuck Off
How'd it go?
00:53:17
Matt LaRose
And, uh, I did both of those things.
00:53:19
Fuck Off
All right.
00:53:20
Matt LaRose
So, and me and the big Mark had to be in, we had a good wrestle. It was a good fucking fun time.
00:53:24
Fuck Off
Oh yeah.
00:53:24
Matt LaRose
So yeah, it was fun.
00:53:25
Fuck Off
That's great.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
So, and then the second night we were there, the Friday night, was it Friday? I don't remember what night. All the days are so confusing to me. But the second night we were there, ah we did or it was Wednesday. Yeah, we did.
00:53:42
Matt LaRose
I don't remember what day it was, but we did. i taught a Muay Thai class for two hours.
00:53:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, sweet.
00:53:48
Matt LaRose
We did.
00:53:48
Fuck Off
Cool, man.
00:53:48
Matt LaRose
a Yeah, they loved it. and And I did. I just did like I worked with them for an hour, taking them through all different how to punch, how elbow, how to kick, how to knee. And then I had them do like a basically like a pads class.
00:54:02
Matt LaRose
And I just kept the combination super simple and work them through it. Number one, just to give them a workout. And number two, just to be like, if you guys want to keep training on your own, this is a very simple combination that you guys can work with each other.
00:54:14
Fuck Off
call me
00:54:15
Matt LaRose
So.
00:54:15
Fuck Off
So they had a good time. to Did you tell them about the show that we're going to talking about them now?
00:54:19
Matt LaRose
I actually, I meant to mention it to him. I forgot, but I know big Mark always tells him that they should check it out. So to all my brothers and sisters at the, ah at Verley gun club or Verley gun works at the, at the door County grappling club, Mike and Delilah and Oscar and all you guys.
00:54:30
Fuck Off
Shout out.
00:54:36
Fuck Off
Hey there, Delilah. Delilah.
00:54:38
Matt LaRose
I know I'm forgetting Tyler. I'm forgetting people, but they're good people out there. You would have loved them.
00:54:41
Fuck Off
You can't name them all. You can't name them all.
00:54:43
Matt LaRose
can't name them all, but shout out to those guys. And Oscar hooked us up the next two days in a row after that.
00:54:45
Fuck Off
You make good ones.
00:54:49
Matt LaRose
ah We were shooting an MP5 submachine gun with 30-round banana clip fully automatic and a giant silencer on the end of it.
00:54:53
Fuck Off
That's awesome.
00:54:58
Fuck Off
How sweet was that?
00:54:59
Matt LaRose
That was fucking awesome. And what was really cool about that was when we went back the second day, Deb and Chung-Mi were with us, and they both fucking... They call it the giggle stick. You go from the safeties on to the first click is one shot.
00:55:15
Matt LaRose
Every time you pull the trigger and then the giggle stick is fully automatic.
00:55:18
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:19
Matt LaRose
So they each ah hit the giggle stick and put a fucking banana clip through the MP5. So it's pretty fucking awesome. And then we were shooting. We had taken out a couple of other.
00:55:27
Fuck Off
Eating a for Chung Mi.
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, she's the best.
00:55:30
Fuck Off
She's an assassin. and
00:55:31
Matt LaRose
she was ah She was nervous to try it, but then Deb stepped up and she put one through. And then once Deb did it, then Chungmi was ready to rip fucking. She was nervous because it was ah it was ejecting the shells and she didn't want to get hit with the shells.
00:55:38
Fuck Off
Now that's our cover.
00:55:43
Fuck Off
Now that was just our cover. She's trying to throw everybody off.
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
Exactly.
00:55:46
Fuck Off
And she stepped up and fucking grouped.
00:55:47
Matt LaRose
and i
00:55:48
Fuck Off
ah seems the
00:55:50
Matt LaRose
Oh, she fucking she and she and laid it out, man.
00:55:53
Fuck Off
She hit the target pretty well.
00:55:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she doesn't fuck around. And i shout out to Chungmi. Her family's coming over.
00:55:59
Fuck Off
No!
00:55:59
Matt LaRose
And in like September, her mother, her father and their niece and nephew, Chung Mi's brother's son is going to come out.
00:56:01
Fuck Off
Shout out.
00:56:08
Matt LaRose
He's like 14 years old, never been to America, never been outside of Korea. So big Mark's going to take him to the gun club and shoot some fucking guns. He said, what do you want to do in America? And he said, I want to shoot guns.
00:56:18
Matt LaRose
And my brother was like, we can make that happen, dude.
00:56:21
Fuck Off
That's fucking awesome.
00:56:22
Matt LaRose
So this kid's 14 years old, never been out of fucking South Korea. And now he's going to come over to America and hang out Wisconsin for a couple of weeks.
00:56:29
Fuck Off
It's unfortunate that he's going to think Wisconsin is America, but that's great.
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
So Wisconsin was rad. We shot the guns. One day,
Ozzy Osbourne's Legacy and Music Reflections
00:56:40
Matt LaRose
an entire day was the Black Sabbath Ozzy Osbourne final concert.
00:56:46
Matt LaRose
So we I bought the pay-per-view for that. It was like going to OzFest back in the day. And we watched that whole thing, was which was awesome. Deb watched that with us. That was like her primer before going to the big concert.
00:56:56
Fuck Off
so So you bought it.
00:56:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was they had a $30 pay-per-view because it was live from Birmingham, England because that's where Black Sabbath started.
00:57:06
Fuck Off
Ah.
00:57:07
Matt LaRose
um So it was like it was there back to the beginning. It was Ozzy's final show because don't know if you know this about The Prince of Darkness, but he's not doing really good. So he can't stand up.
00:57:16
Fuck Off
Can't stand up.
00:57:18
Matt LaRose
He's got Parkinson's real bad.
00:57:18
Fuck Off
Can't think.
00:57:19
Matt LaRose
So he know he can still sing like a motherfucker, man. He was crushing
00:57:22
Fuck Off
Can't he really?
00:57:23
Matt LaRose
He was crushing it, man. Wait, dude, you want to know as terrible was terrible? They had so many bands open for them. It was a day-long festival.
00:57:29
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:29
Matt LaRose
So bands like Tool played. They were fucking unbelievable.
00:57:33
Fuck Off
Were they?
00:57:33
Matt LaRose
And they were fucking awesome. And your favorite band of all time, your favorite frontman of all time, Axl Rose Guns N' Roses also played.
00:57:42
Fuck Off
No way.
00:57:43
Matt LaRose
And let me tell you something.
00:57:44
Fuck Off
With Flash?
00:57:44
Matt LaRose
You're born... Yeah, it was it was everybody. Slash, Duff, Axl, the whole original band. They all showed up. Steven Tyler from Aerosmith played. Fucking ah Metallica played.
00:57:54
Fuck Off
You can't think.
00:57:57
Matt LaRose
It was fucking unbelievable, this concert.
00:57:58
Fuck Off
So who was terrible?
00:58:00
Matt LaRose
Slayer played. So who was terrible was your boy Axl Rose.
00:58:03
Fuck Off
Oh, no surprise there.
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
His voice is fucking terrible. My brother like one was like, first off, Big Mark's not a real Big Guns N' Roses fan anyways. he's a real He's a real Axl Rose hater. I like the B-sides of like Appetite. Good shit. My Michelle.
00:58:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
00:58:17
Matt LaRose
Shit like that. That's fucking Rocket Queen.
00:58:18
Fuck Off
I like that stuff. Yeah.
00:58:20
Matt LaRose
That's good shit. But Big Mark hates Axl Rose.
00:58:21
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:23
Matt LaRose
And then when he's out there trying to belt out some shit and sounds just fucking terrible, he was awful.
00:58:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, I can see that. All those guys that sing like that, they can't sing like that.
00:58:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah. But Metallica was awesome. Tool was awesome. ah Like ah most of the bands were great. ah Really, Guns N' Roses were the ones that were really bad. But then Ozzy played like four songs and then ah and then his band left and the original members of Black Sabbath came out and they played a four song set.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
And then that was like, that was the end of it. That's like the ah the end of ah of of Black Sabbath. the yeah A band who, I'll tell you what, Black Sabbath and Ozzy Osbourne.
00:59:05
Matt LaRose
i wanted to talk to you about this because ah Black Sabbath started 1968. First album drops they They created heavy metal, man.
00:59:16
Matt LaRose
And I've always kind of... It's funny. I always taken them and Ozzy for granted because when I was growing up, OzFest was like the big deal. And we used to always joke... It's like the year 2000. We're like, man, Ozzy's going to die soon. ah you know I've seen Ozzy.
00:59:30
Matt LaRose
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this fucking guy play in shows.
00:59:33
Fuck Off
Yeah. And he's died a hundred times.
00:59:34
Matt LaRose
I've seen him He's died a hundred times, man. And now it's like, you see him up there and it's fucking like, holy shit, man. You always took, you always take for granted these guys like Ozzy and fucking Steven Tyler and Ronnie James deal. And then I've all the fucking, of all these guys that have fucking OD died. Ozzy's still fucking alive.
00:59:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, Ozzy and fucking Keith Richards really have me confused.
00:59:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's fucking unbelievable, dude.
00:59:59
Fuck Off
It's crazy.
01:00:00
Matt LaRose
you know So I wanted to know from you, had asked me a long time ago if Black Sabbath was the greatest heavy metal band, and I poo-pooed it because, like I said, I always take them for granted.
01:00:03
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:00:11
Matt LaRose
And after watching going back in time on the Black Sabbath back to the beginning concert and remembering my time as a kid seeing Ozzy and Black Sabbath at all the OzFests we used to go to starting when I was like 14 years old, like,
01:00:11
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:00:25
Matt LaRose
Ozzy's the fucking man in Black Sabbath, really. They invented a genre, dude. And I don't know, have you ever seen Black Sabbath or anything like that? Or Ozzy? Yeah.
01:00:33
Fuck Off
I've seen Ozzy. I've never seen Black Sabbath. um You know, one of those OzFest things back in whatever.
01:00:39
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:00:40
Fuck Off
But,
01:00:44
Fuck Off
you know, a lot about Ozzy, he started off great with Sabbath and then all the other shit and he went on his own. And it wasn't until ah Randy Rhoads and he got together and really revitalized him.
01:01:00
Fuck Off
he said he actually said he like saved his life, actually, because he would have died then.
01:01:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:04
Fuck Off
But Randy Rhoads was a fucking awesome guitarist. he played with david He played with David Lee Roth.
01:01:08
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable.
01:01:10
Fuck Off
He played play with a lot of, he played with, um what do you call him?
01:01:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:15
Fuck Off
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
01:01:16
Matt LaRose
He played with a...
01:01:16
Fuck Off
word We're not, good no, not We're, Riot. Quiet Riot.
01:01:20
Matt LaRose
Quiet Riot, yeah.
01:01:21
Fuck Off
He played with them and then Ozzy got him and started, the kids just started developing into ah a freak player like Stevie Vai and Van Halen and all that shit.
01:01:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Quiet Riot. Yeah, just shred, just a shredding mass.
01:01:34
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. So, and so he was pretty talented. So those were two like lightning sparks that helped Ozzy and then he already had the thing created. But um
01:01:46
Matt LaRose
The Oz Man cometh.
01:01:48
Fuck Off
yeah, you know,
01:01:49
Matt LaRose
He's the Prince of Darkness.
01:01:52
Fuck Off
And he's been able to hang around because of that stuff. Are they the greatest heavy metal band ever? Probably. You know, but but then after yeah well you have to start having the conversation of what is heavy metal at the time.
01:02:01
Matt LaRose
definitely the original.
01:02:07
Fuck Off
Because a lot of people say Led Zeppelin was truly the first heavy metal band.
01:02:08
Matt LaRose
oh
01:02:12
Fuck Off
But, you know, no.
01:02:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't really consider Led Zeppelin heavy metal.
01:02:16
Fuck Off
But if you would have if you were alive back then and you had never heard the shit, you'd be like, what the fuck?
01:02:19
Matt LaRose
True. Yeah. If you're listening to Black Sabbath and Led Zeppelin, you're like, what? Yeah, it's true.
01:02:23
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
It was cool because I was watching a thing and Tony Iommi was saying like,
01:02:24
Fuck Off
and
01:02:27
Matt LaRose
or Ozzy gave credit to Tony Iommi because when they first started playing music, they had like a different band. And the dude, Tony Iommi was like, you know what? Like this is in the, in the sixties.
01:02:38
Matt LaRose
He's like, you know, what's crazy. People pay money to go see horror movies. We should write music like that. And they were like, okay, that's a great idea. And that's how black Sabbath, that's how they started doing like black Sabbath shit and like rich, like ritualistic rock and roll, you know,
01:02:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, i mean, they carved shit out, and they they did. They formed a whole genre, which is always cool when you're the first. They always have to be up on the Mount Rushmore. so That's right.
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
If you listen to NIB, he's encanting the devil.
01:03:03
Fuck Off
That's right there.
01:03:06
Matt LaRose
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
01:03:08
Fuck Off
here Yeah, his voice was just awesome.
01:03:09
Matt LaRose
Ah,
01:03:12
Fuck Off
ozzie's He had the just a great voice, and he had a great... ah
01:03:17
Matt LaRose
Look in my eyes and you'll see who I am
01:03:21
Fuck Off
he He had a great stage presence.
01:03:21
Matt LaRose
My name is Lucifer. Please take my hand. What?
01:03:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, he played it up well. He played it like he was a goblin or something, you know.
01:03:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:30
Fuck Off
So anyway, I think he was great. He deserves to be um all that shit. Just like anything, though, at these points, it's gone on too long.
01:03:39
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is, it was a good way to end like a career. Because he was...
01:03:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, you want to do it at least on your way, but you want to do it when you have Parkinson's and you can't stand up.
01:03:44
Matt LaRose
Right. Well, the... So and this actually makes sense. He was supposed to go on tour to do his farewell tour and then COVID happened.
01:03:55
Matt LaRose
So the farewell tour got canceled and then he, they were making plans for him to do the tour after it got canceled, after like shit started coming back. But he fucking like fell down a flight of stairs and he has two rods in his back and he dislodged the rods in his back.
01:04:12
Matt LaRose
And that's why he's even more fucked up now. So yeah, they he They were like, you're never going to be able to like get on stage again. And he's worked and rehabilitated himself to be able to do seven songs to do one more goodbye tour kind of thing.
01:04:26
Fuck Off
That's pretty amazing.
01:04:27
Matt LaRose
You know? So, like, it all makes sense.
01:04:28
Fuck Off
But.
01:04:29
Matt LaRose
That's kind And all the money... that they made from the pay-per-view and everything and all the ticket sales went to like a charity for Parkinson's, a charity for some kids center in Birmingham and some other thing. ah that None of the bands or anybody took any money for it.
01:04:45
Matt LaRose
I just read today they raised over $190 million dollars and it was the highest grossing charity concert ever in the history of music.
01:04:45
Fuck Off
Oh.
01:04:54
Fuck Off
Oh, that's fucking cool.
01:04:55
Matt LaRose
So it was a fucking huge success.
01:04:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, that stuff's pretty cool. um
01:05:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, there are so many bands you just wish you saw. and then
01:05:05
Matt LaRose
yeah Yep.
01:05:05
Fuck Off
and and then there band I was thinking about this today. There are bands you've seen that I don't even remember like because they were like four band openers type of thing or something or at a festival.
01:05:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:16
Fuck Off
I'm like, holy fuck, I think I saw them like way back when somewhere.
01:05:16
Matt LaRose
Yep, 100%.
01:05:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:22
Fuck Off
And being out ah In California, there were so many places that you just see shows.
01:05:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they have shows and festivals nonstop.
01:05:30
Fuck Off
Just everywhere. I mean, in San Diego, you go to any of the coffee houses, you're going to see people that probably have an album out now or CD or whatever you call them.
01:05:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:38
Fuck Off
You go to San Francisco, they had all the bands as well. Big bands in Marin, especially like the fucking Journey, Huey Lewis and the motherfucking News, Metallica.
01:05:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Shit. Yeah.
01:05:50
Fuck Off
like They were all in fucking Marin. like you know yeah um Steve Miller, Carlos Santana. These guys still just went around and popped in and just played places. so You see it with different bands and shit that ended up being something or went to form on something different. so You see them all. You just wish you...
01:06:10
Fuck Off
I'm not one of those dudes. I wish I was that like kept a leader note of everything.
01:06:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:16
Fuck Off
Cause it would be cool. But at the same time, I don't need that evidence laying around either.
01:06:20
Matt LaRose
It's true.
01:06:20
Fuck Off
I've done a lot of stupid fucking shit. ah
01:06:22
Matt LaRose
i always said I was going to keep my ticket stubs and I did for a little while, but then it was like,
01:06:27
Fuck Off
Everyone does.
01:06:28
Matt LaRose
The problem with keeping ticket stubs is like, cool, I have all these ticket stubs, but like like you're saying, like when you go to festivals or like bands that have like five opening bands, like like yeah like unless I write down on the ticket, the ticket only says, like it'll say like Ozfest or Tool or...
01:06:44
Matt LaRose
you know
01:06:44
Fuck Off
great
01:06:45
Matt LaRose
whatever. So like, I was like, fuck this. Cause this isn't even a representation of all the bands I went and saw. And a lot of times I would go see bands because I wanted to see the opening. but i never gave a fuck about going to see like God smack, but maybe somebody's opening for God smack that I like.
01:07:00
Fuck Off
I'm not the one you don't love, baby. I like God.
01:07:04
Matt LaRose
When I feel the snake, but in Tom of a, yeah, you know what?
01:07:08
Fuck Off
Fucking Boston.
01:07:09
Matt LaRose
I just fucking, I only said God smack. Cause it was the first band that popped up in my head. I don't know why, but,
01:07:13
Fuck Off
That's a good band. I knew a song.
01:07:15
Matt LaRose
You know, yeah, that was pretty good.
01:07:15
Fuck Off
That's great.
01:07:17
Matt LaRose
So shout out to Boston. So, but yeah, so that was the black Sabbath thing. And that was, uh, you know, we did that one day we didn't get.
01:07:22
Fuck Off
All right. All right. Yeah. All right. Ozzy's farewell yet again. It says farewell to the farewell farewell.
01:07:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't think he's going to do it again. It was kind of sad to see him up there trying to stand up and he can't do it, but it was great day for heavy metal.
01:07:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what you don't want to see that.
01:07:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah It's sad.
01:07:38
Fuck Off
Just leave. Walk away, Axl Rose, you dumb fuck.
01:07:41
Matt LaRose
Axl Rose is brutal, dude.
01:07:43
Fuck Off
Oh, I told you, man.
01:07:44
Matt LaRose
He's terrible.
01:07:45
Fuck Off
He's no Anthony Kiedis.
01:07:46
Matt LaRose
It's true. um So, yeah, we spent a couple more days up
Vacations and Weird Al Nostalgia
01:07:50
Matt LaRose
there, did a bunch of different shit, went to just did some nature walking and shit like that. Days that we would have done ah like because me and Big Mark had talked about maybe setting up a fishing thing one day.
01:08:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:01
Matt LaRose
he he had a couple of buddies or he had a buddy that had a couple of jet skis that we were going to look into doing one day. But.
01:08:06
Fuck Off
Didn't do anything.
01:08:07
Matt LaRose
Shit didn't really work out. We just kind of hung out.
01:08:09
Fuck Off
don't know.
01:08:09
Matt LaRose
And honestly, I was okay with it because there were some days we just didn't really do much. We just like, I helped him fucking chop wood and mow his lawn one day. And like, for me, that was a great fucking day, you know?
01:08:16
Fuck Off
with
01:08:19
Fuck Off
So you shot some MPs and some nines and and I actually segue into the John Wick universe ended up seeing ballerina the movie.
01:08:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Shot some nine millimeters.
01:08:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:08:30
Fuck Off
So my question was going to be did you cats watch any movies while you were out there.
01:08:35
Matt LaRose
The actually only movie that we watched was the Weird Al Yankovic movie starring Daniel Radcliffe. Which, are and have you seen that movie?
01:08:45
Fuck Off
I have not, but I read that it was actually good.
01:08:48
Matt LaRose
I gotta tell you, you would like that movie. I won't tell you a whole lot about it because it's hair.
01:08:53
Fuck Off
Daniel Radcliffe, is that Harry Potter?
01:08:56
Matt LaRose
Dude, he's fucking unbelievable.
01:08:58
Fuck Off
Come on!
01:08:59
Matt LaRose
This is what I'm going to tell you about this movie. It's a great fucking movie. And what makes it great is because it's Weird Al Yankovic's, like, it's his biography.
01:09:10
Matt LaRose
It's about his life. But if you know anything about Weird Al, everything that he does is some satire and some parody.
01:09:16
Fuck Off
It's all satire.
01:09:18
Matt LaRose
So maybe what happens in the movie isn't exactly how it happened in real life. maybe there's some Weird Al embellishment in everything that happens and that's what makes it funny and interesting and what you always like, something that's it's maybe it's not the best movie ever made but at least it's fucking original and creative
01:09:38
Fuck Off
I like the original. I'll check it out. um That's why I read the review. I read that it was good.
01:09:42
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah you should definitely check it out, you would like it I am sure that you definitely liked Weird Al before it was cool
01:09:44
Fuck Off
So. and And I was an early Weird Al fan, quite honestly.
01:09:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, because I remember in seventh grade, I was singing to the girl in front of me who I ended up dating in ninth grade, Patrice McCauley.
01:09:55
Matt LaRose
first
01:10:05
Fuck Off
She was just a straight A high school girl.
01:10:07
Matt LaRose
Shout out Patrice.
01:10:08
Fuck Off
And i was so we were singing... um um the talking heads and she was, were in English class and I would always be in the back and she was lying in the grass.
01:10:21
Fuck Off
And so I put it in her ass.
01:10:23
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:10:24
Fuck Off
And this was in like seventh grade and she was horrified and hated me. But like I said, we ended up dating in ninth grade.
01:10:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. When she was like, oh man, that guy sounds just like Weird Al.
01:10:35
Fuck Off
Yeah. So I kind of I actually may have invented the whole genre.
01:10:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think he probably definitely copied you for sure.
01:10:40
Fuck Off
It was around that time.
01:10:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:42
Fuck Off
But I'm not going to say, I mean, he obviously took it. He had more avenues to go to. i was in seventh grade.
01:10:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
01:10:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:10:48
Matt LaRose
so But ah yeah, that was the only only movie i that I think we watched that I can
Midwest Culture and Retirement Dreams
01:10:56
Matt LaRose
remember. We watched a ton of...
01:10:57
Fuck Off
He used to call someone we know his wife.
01:11:00
Matt LaRose
Huh?
01:11:00
Fuck Off
He used to call someone we know his wife.
01:11:04
Matt LaRose
He used to call someone we know. Oh, weird. out I forgot where were going with that.
01:11:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:11:07
Matt LaRose
Yes, he sure did. Big fan.
01:11:10
Fuck Off
Big, big fan.
01:11:11
Matt LaRose
Big fan. Um, we watched a ton of motorsport events. They had the good wood festival, the speed, all kinds of shit.
01:11:15
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. Moto.
01:11:18
Matt LaRose
Moto, you know, it was a good fucking fun time. Sat outside on the deck, hung out with Tuka. And then, uh, on the On the way home on Monday, we I got up at 4 o'clock in the morning local time, 5 o'clock in the morning ah East Coast time, and 17 and a half hours straight shot from ah Sturgeon Bay straight south to Chicago, take a left on fucking Route 90 and drive the Mass Pike from Chicago to so home.
01:11:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I did 16 hours Sunday. That's a brutal drive.
01:11:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's... 16 hours is about my limit.
01:11:52
Fuck Off
um No, it's not my – I'm capped out at about 11.
01:11:54
Matt LaRose
That's like...
01:12:00
Fuck Off
It's painful for me after 11. We do it one day.
01:12:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I can push, uh, and it definitely sucks.
01:12:05
Fuck Off
do it one day, usually coming back, going. We'll usually stop because we'll leave at night.
01:12:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:12:11
Fuck Off
I just spent $2,500 today on four new tires and brakes because of all the fucking driving I'm doing.
01:12:18
Matt LaRose
That's fantastic. That's it on your Jeep.
01:12:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:12:21
Matt LaRose
That's fantastic.
01:12:22
Fuck Off
Why are you clipping things?
01:12:25
Matt LaRose
Cause I, uh,
01:12:26
Fuck Off
That's all yeah all it does is echo. You're a fucking asshole.
01:12:28
Matt LaRose
I like to fidget and I just broke my hair clip. So I just broke the spring right out of my hair clip. See that?
01:12:33
Fuck Off
Your hair clip. Yeah, that's what happens. Get rid of a fucking hair clip.
01:12:38
Matt LaRose
So anyways, that was my vacation, man. It was a good time.
01:12:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was it. You had a birthday over your vacation. It was a big day there's a big family, lots of family gatherings, lots of meats and cheeses.
01:12:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was. oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Chung me. Chung me got us a Oreo cookie ice cream cake for the, for our birthdays.
01:12:51
Fuck Off
Oh, lovely.
01:12:53
Matt LaRose
And then, and then one day we went to Culver's and got cement mixers.
01:12:57
Fuck Off
Oh, the best. did you get Did you get the the Dove's chocolate mixed in straight just for the chocolate chip?
01:13:03
Matt LaRose
I got a ah mint Oreo cement mixer with a shot of fudge in it.
01:13:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't like the mint.
01:13:10
Matt LaRose
And it was it was fucking unbelievable. Better than a blizzard, which I love me a blizzard, so...
01:13:16
Fuck Off
Lizards suck. They can't get it right. Culver's is great. If I just want a good chocolate chip ice cream, I go there and I get the double fucking dove chocolate pieces mixed into the white and that's it.
01:13:29
Fuck Off
It's delicious.
01:13:30
Matt LaRose
I don't know what the difference is between ice cream and frozen custard, but that fucking frozen custard is unbelievable.
01:13:36
Fuck Off
Egg.
01:13:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. Interesting. Well, it's way better. And it's America's dairy land, so everything out there is just better.
01:13:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's fucking weird.
01:13:44
Matt LaRose
The meat's better. The cheese is better. The fucking...
01:13:47
Fuck Off
Meats and cheeses.
01:13:49
Matt LaRose
We went to Maplewood Meats in there and...
01:13:50
Fuck Off
The girls have stronger jaws, too, from chewing all that dry-aged beef.
01:13:53
Matt LaRose
Oh, man. They got their ah their legs...
01:13:56
Fuck Off
they They have that Hoover. They're like a bass where they vacuum-suck your cock. like a Jew broad, they'll vacuum suck it. But the, but the Midwest girls will sometimes, they don't mind tugging on the balls and trying to slide a finger in your ass. You got to stop them now.
01:14:13
Matt LaRose
You got clinch tight.
01:14:13
Fuck Off
and Yeah. You gotta, you gotta to lay boundaries, but but they do, they do show that effort and they, they have a little spunk and then you just put the saddle on them and break them.
01:14:16
Matt LaRose
Whoa, now. Whoa, now. You got to, you know.
01:14:21
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah. They got ah they got they got like a like a set of legs and a back on them that are just...
01:14:27
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's for balance.
01:14:28
Matt LaRose
It's strong. theyre sta They got strong and sturdy legs and in a bag.
01:14:31
Fuck Off
They are strong and sturdy. I use them as like a hobby horse.
01:14:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's something to marvel, man. I love it out there. And then, of course, not only are they strong and sturdy because they're built out in the Midwest, but especially it being vacation land, it's ah it's very Viking and European oriented out there.
01:14:49
Fuck Off
oh
01:14:49
Matt LaRose
So there's a lot of the Finnish and Swedish, Swedish and German, and just all...
01:14:51
Fuck Off
I'm pissed that I missed it.
01:14:56
Matt LaRose
We we went to...
01:14:57
Fuck Off
I don't even, I don't like blondes either. You know this.
01:15:00
Matt LaRose
I know, and neither do I, but...
01:15:00
Fuck Off
but But I like i like the outdoorsy-ness and naturalness of an actual real, like, white blonde.
01:15:05
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:15:07
Fuck Off
Like, that's that's a Viking bitch.
01:15:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:15:10
Fuck Off
That's different than, like, a blonde-haired Pamela Anderson.
01:15:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And the thing is, they mix them in with these Midwestern gals, so they got a really nice dark black or or brown hair or real auburn hair.
01:15:20
Fuck Off
With blue eyes.
01:15:23
Matt LaRose
tell you, if...
01:15:23
Fuck Off
With blue eyes. Yeah. Why don't you move there?
01:15:26
Matt LaRose
and i'd tell you if ah
01:15:28
Fuck Off
I don't understand it. there is
01:15:30
Matt LaRose
if if If Big Mark hit me up and said, listen, we're locking it down.
01:15:30
Fuck Off
You have no legitimate reason to not move there.
01:15:38
Matt LaRose
I'm going to retire out here. We're not going to fucking move in three years and go to Texas or go to fucking somewhere, for some fucking port somewhere. and If he was like, we're fucking locking it down and I'm retiring out here, I'd be like, all right, let's do this.
01:15:51
Fuck Off
Well, he can still do that. Mark, here's what you're going to do. We already know this. You're going to end up retiring there.
01:15:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:15:59
Fuck Off
You are also going to end up taking a job probably in Texas or another port for the next couple of contracts. So in the interim, have this dingle bat move into your place out there, get his life going. Then when you come back, he gets his own place and you all fucking do all the stuff and retire together.
01:16:19
Fuck Off
Done. Next.
01:16:21
Matt LaRose
and then And then you have a place to stay out in Wisconsin.
01:16:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll go there.
01:16:25
Matt LaRose
Wisconsin rules, man.
01:16:26
Fuck Off
i I'm a fan. I'm a huge fan. i like cherries, too.
01:16:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, and right when we were leaving, it was just the beginning of pick your own cherry.
01:16:35
Fuck Off
Oh, I want to pick my own Wisconsin cherry, Viking bitch.
01:16:38
Matt LaRose
Pick your own berries.
01:16:40
Fuck Off
God damn, I wish I went.
01:16:42
Matt LaRose
You fucked up, man. It was a solid two weeks, bro.
01:16:44
Fuck Off
I didn't fuck up. You guys were locked in meat eating meats. I would have eaten so many meats, i would have been cramped up in the basement.
01:16:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you would have you we would have hurt
01:16:51
Fuck Off
You should have gone out and met some bitches.
01:16:54
Matt LaRose
we would have hurt you with the meat that we ate. We went fucking hard.
01:16:56
Fuck Off
No, yeah.
01:16:57
Matt LaRose
me and big mean but Here's the thing. Big Mark doesn't fuck around. when if he gets If he gets interested in and doing some shit, this is why I always try to push him into jiu-jitsu because it's like this fucking dude, he's got the Sufi, he's got the smoker, he just bought a brand new grill that made me want to fucking throw my grill at Todd's house and go buy me a new fucking grill.
01:17:07
Fuck Off
He's got all the good. Yeah, he's all it he's got that Sufi thing. ah
01:17:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, do it.
01:17:19
Matt LaRose
I mean, and him and I are just fucking like, even i I got a good grill, but this one's even better.
01:17:22
Fuck Off
Do it. You need a good grill.
01:17:26
Matt LaRose
But him and I were fucking hanging out in the garage, working on fucking the four runner, working on the Scooby.
01:17:30
Fuck Off
oh How great is that?
01:17:32
Matt LaRose
It's fucking awesome, man. was a good fucking time. Drilling meat, working, drinking beers, smoking.
01:17:34
Fuck Off
I don't know why you haven't moved.
01:17:37
Matt LaRose
with I mean, nobody smoked weed with me, but I smoked weed the whole time.
01:17:40
Fuck Off
I smoke weed.
01:17:41
Matt LaRose
I said, yeah, you would have smoked weed with me. I was smoking weed by everybody out there is a bunch of squares, but.
01:17:45
Fuck Off
I'm definitely not a square.
01:17:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so Wisconsin, dude, it fucking rules, man. Fucking Badger State.
01:17:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, ah I'll still end up there at some point visiting for sure, but...
01:17:55
Matt LaRose
He did hit me up.
01:17:55
Fuck Off
fine
01:17:56
Matt LaRose
I'm gonna i don'm not sure how but how badly I want to fly into Chicago in January, but he did hit me up that the Bruins are playing the Blackhawks in Chicago on, like, Saturday, July 17th.
01:18:01
Fuck Off
but
01:18:07
Matt LaRose
So was thinking maybe ah maybe taking a short week, a long weekend out there.
01:18:11
Fuck Off
July or January?
01:18:12
Matt LaRose
No, January. So we wouldn't be boating or anything that time, but, you know, but we can still, we can still grill meats and, uh, well, cause it'd be cool.
01:18:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck that nonsense.
01:18:21
Fuck Off
Why would you go see two teams you don't like?
01:18:25
Fuck Off
Because of the original six matchup?
01:18:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it'd be cool. i you know I've seen a game in Philly. I've seen a game in Montreal.
01:18:31
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
01:18:32
Matt LaRose
I've seen a game in Washington. So it'd be cool to go to Chicago for a game. And ah you know if the Bruins play, and they I'm not going to expect them to do anything other than fucking suck. So I go there and hang out and drink some beers on a Saturday.
01:18:44
Matt LaRose
you know so Sudbury Saturday night, bums in seats.
01:18:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, maybe. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. I mean, I am a big Panthers fan, as you know, but I could.
01:18:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:18:53
Fuck Off
I mean, the problem here where you got me is it's January in Chicago. That's just.
01:18:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it would probably be better to do that in in South Carolina in January, but they're not going they're not going to be playing hockey down there.
01:19:02
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, for sure. No, but the Greenville Swamp Rabbits will be.
01:19:08
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit. Yeah, catch a Swamp Rabbits game.
01:19:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. Fuck yeah.
01:19:12
Matt LaRose
Fucking hell.
Media Critiques and Personal Rants
01:19:14
Fuck Off
um Anyway, Ballerina sucked. Don't watch it.
01:19:20
Matt LaRose
I, for some reason, I'm completely unsurprised by this.
01:19:23
Fuck Off
You know what? It didn't suck. The way they did the movie actually was really good. They played it back. They used that Lance guy who died, the black dude.
01:19:33
Matt LaRose
Yep.
01:19:34
Fuck Off
They brought him back. They they edited it very well. They made um Ian McShane look younger and go back.
01:19:41
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
01:19:42
Fuck Off
they They cut some scenes into the original John Wicks or when when John was trying to get back into the family where they cut this in. So like that part of it, they did a really good job with spinning it in.
01:19:55
Fuck Off
And then some of the movie was actually even really good until, you know how I get with the whole, then all of a sudden she turns into John Wick and she takes out, you know, 20 dudes. She can't do that.
01:20:06
Matt LaRose
Right.
01:20:07
Fuck Off
She's a fucking girl.
01:20:08
Matt LaRose
Right.
01:20:08
Fuck Off
We all know that this is impossible. I'm tired of the bullshit. It's just not realistic and I can't deal with it.
01:20:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:16
Fuck Off
And then John Wick has to show up to make sure everything's done anyway, which is the only true thing that would have happened.
01:20:16
Matt LaRose
I agree.
01:20:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:22
Fuck Off
And the movie would have been just as good without her killing fucking 50 people.
01:20:26
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:20:27
Fuck Off
You know, it would have been better.
01:20:27
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:20:28
Fuck Off
Actually, just made it look stupid. Like, oh, are we still doing this power to the pussy thing? It's over, girls.
01:20:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. It's they got a it's it's.
01:20:34
Fuck Off
You had your minute. Move on. And you can't sexually fucking talk about them, yet every fucking news you're open, they're all in their thong showing their asses or their under boobs and side boobs.
01:20:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:45
Fuck Off
But what? We're not supposed to fucking look at it and comment?
01:20:48
Matt LaRose
No, you can't.
01:20:49
Fuck Off
ah you're You're suppressing my fucking freedoms, you cunt. My independence is what allows me to say, I'd fuck that bitch. Or she's a fucking pig.
01:20:59
Matt LaRose
And quite frankly, maybe.
01:21:01
Fuck Off
If they have to show it, yeah I have to say it.
01:21:05
Matt LaRose
Maybe it's delivered in a manner that they don't like, but they do have to understand that coming from you saying I'd fuck that bitch or fuck that pig. That's like a positive comment coming from you.
01:21:16
Fuck Off
I mean, it could be
01:21:17
Matt LaRose
A compliment.
01:21:18
Fuck Off
Yeah. Don't fucking tell me what to say.
01:21:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:21:21
Fuck Off
Fucking change definitions of words.
01:21:23
Matt LaRose
Trying to silence you.
01:21:24
Fuck Off
Fucking turn into Canada. Fuck these people.
01:21:27
Matt LaRose
I tell you what, I fucking hate Canada.
01:21:29
Fuck Off
I love it. I love that this has happened.
01:21:31
Matt LaRose
Fuck Canada. These motherfuckers.
01:21:34
Fuck Off
Listen, I'm not going to say I told you so, but I have been saying we should bomb Canada for at least 10 years.
01:21:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, at least 10 years for sure. I'll tell you what, you know what it is? You know what it is, friend? You know, the old, you the old, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink.
01:21:53
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:21:54
Matt LaRose
Sometimes, sometimes you just got to learn a lesson and remember, well, you didn't go with us, but back in the day, our dear co-host, uh, Matt, the Mongoose Martin and our our friend of the show, PJ, they got fucked by a flamingo in Las Vegas. And that was like a big, that was a big lesson for them. And while I just chalked this up as it reminds me of when my friends got fucked by a flamingo, I got fucked by a tweaker in Sudbury.
01:22:22
Matt LaRose
And
01:22:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's actually perfect. Here's what I think you should do.
01:22:25
Matt LaRose
it was a lesson I had to learn.
01:22:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think this should be tagged to those guys and let them know what the deal is. I mean, this is what happened when we're out taking care of our boys from Shorzy pumping the show.
01:22:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:22:36
Fuck Off
You get fucking robbed by a tweaker, eh?
01:22:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:22:39
Fuck Off
Come on, Shorzy, step up.
01:22:41
Matt LaRose
Fucking held me up right. And right in my home. Fucking.
01:22:43
Fuck Off
Get us seats. Bring us back to Sudbury, Ontario Blueberries and get us some seats to the game, baby.
01:22:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I was so happy to, I was so happy to see the boys, see the, see the arena, send my buddies a picture and then they fucked me right in the ass.
01:22:58
Fuck Off
Fucking Sudbury.
01:22:59
Matt LaRose
Fucking Sudbury. So my, you know, like ah my brother made a good joke, like, uh, when you watch snatch and they say, do you have anything to declare? And he goes, yes, stay out of London.
01:23:08
Fuck Off
Stay out of London. That's Avi.
01:23:11
Matt LaRose
Mark said, when they ask you, do you have anything to declare? You should say, yes, stay out of Canada.
01:23:17
Fuck Off
Canada sucks dick.
01:23:19
Matt LaRose
ah
UFC Updates and Speculations
01:23:20
Matt LaRose
Richie, I'm going to completely take a left turn here and hit you with some quick hits.
01:23:24
Fuck Off
Go ahead. Quick them up.
01:23:25
Matt LaRose
Cause we, there have been two events that have passed since we last recorded.
01:23:30
Fuck Off
Oh, really? Go ahead.
01:23:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so I'm just going to hit you with the quick hits. number Number one, a while ago, ah John Jones retired.
01:23:33
Fuck Off
Real quick. John Jones retired. Got it.
01:23:39
Matt LaRose
Ilya Teporia knocks out Charles Dubronk's Oliveira in two and a half minutes.
01:23:42
Fuck Off
I'm not surprised, motherfucker. Called that.
01:23:45
Matt LaRose
I said that ah the big thing that you guys were forgetting about was shoot box Muay Thai.
01:23:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly.
01:23:51
Matt LaRose
And this was this was another one of those ah where your boy had to learn his lesson.
01:23:52
Fuck Off
Which is why I said it wouldn't last very long.
01:23:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:23:59
Fuck Off
Which he still hasn't. Next.
01:24:00
Matt LaRose
So, uh, uh, and then you had in the co-main event of that same, uh, event, and that same event was Alexander Pantoja submitted Kai car France, uh, in the third round.
01:24:11
Fuck Off
Honestly, it was kind of easy.
01:24:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Pantoja is fucking awesome, man.
01:24:15
Fuck Off
He's another level. I love the dude.
01:24:18
Matt LaRose
Um, And then ah in the feature about it that evening, we talked a lot about this dude, Joshua Van, who has now fought like two times in three weeks.
01:24:24
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:24:26
Matt LaRose
He defeated Brandon Roy Val. This kid's all of a sudden he's.
01:24:30
Fuck Off
He's good. That fight was fucking great.
01:24:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that kid is nasty from Myanmar.
01:24:35
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:24:36
Matt LaRose
um And also on that card, Benil Darius defeated your boy, Money Moicano, via three round decisions.
01:24:43
Fuck Off
I can't even believe it It's shocking. I fucking hate Darius too.
01:24:46
Matt LaRose
Crazy. Yeah, you are traditionally a big Darius
01:24:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. Moicano, how he lose to that chud?
01:24:54
Matt LaRose
hater. I think your boy just had a rough outing, you know?
01:24:56
Fuck Off
Evidently.
01:24:57
Matt LaRose
ah Last week in Tennessee, your boy Derek the Black Beast Lewis has added another knockout to his record.
01:25:06
Fuck Off
Fast stop. Fast stop.
01:25:07
Matt LaRose
can you He wins via TKO round one in 35 seconds.
01:25:12
Fuck Off
He was going to beat him anyway, but you you got to let the guy come back. and
01:25:15
Matt LaRose
This dude was out. He woke back up.
01:25:17
Fuck Off
No, he had all faculties about it.
01:25:17
Matt LaRose
He was already out. He had no fucking name. Fucking using the fence to pull himself right to stand.
01:25:23
Fuck Off
Well, that's different. Then take a point. Then make it right there. 10-9 plus the knockdown 10-8.
01:25:26
Matt LaRose
No, no. This guy was all fine. He had no fucking idea where he was.
01:25:30
Fuck Off
I disagree. You got to let him finish that out. These are heavyweights. You got to let him throw. But either way, the Black Beast was going to toast them. That's how the night was going to go for that dude.
01:25:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's true.
01:25:40
Fuck Off
And I just don't understand the post-fight pissing and taking off the pants and all that.
01:25:45
Matt LaRose
So he was pissed off at this guy because they were all counting him out. And this kid was 8-0 and he was going to come in. And Derek Lewis was an old fighter who was a fat guy and sucked. And they were going to beat the shit out of him. And they were just disrespecting the Black Beast. So he was letting them know.
01:26:04
Matt LaRose
This is my fucking cage. And he marked his territory and he called this guy the Brazil's toughest taxi cab driver. He had fought tomato cans until he fought someone like Derek Lewis. And that's what happens when you send me a tomato can that's a taxi cab driver. That's what I do to him.
01:26:19
Fuck Off
And he brought his wife in to go ground and pound her.
01:26:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And he says going to ground upon his wife. That's up next. So he's the fucking man.
01:26:24
Fuck Off
That was great. Yeah, he's he's awesome.
01:26:28
Matt LaRose
he made donald He made Dana White call Donald Trump on his cell phone while they were announcing that he was the winner because Donald Trump was watching the fights.
01:26:35
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:26:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was great.
01:26:38
Matt LaRose
he's a
01:26:38
Fuck Off
He talked to him.
01:26:40
Matt LaRose
yeah He's the fucking man. Yeah. And now while we're on the subject, he is one of many fighters that want to get on this fucking Donald Trump announced that ah part of the United States' 250th birthday next year, he's doing a number of events, 4th of July weekend, and he has announced that he's going to host a UFC event live on the South Lawn of the White House.
01:27:06
Fuck Off
That's fucking incredible.
01:27:07
Matt LaRose
And he said that the White House is America.
01:27:09
Fuck Off
why Human gladi years gladiators.
01:27:12
Matt LaRose
it's It's America's house and he wants to get Americans to start coming back to the White House and share this house with Americans.
01:27:12
Fuck Off
And
01:27:19
Matt LaRose
And one of the ways he's going to do that is have goddamn fistfights on the front fucking lawn, man.
01:27:25
Fuck Off
McDonald's.
01:27:26
Matt LaRose
and McDonald's. It's fucking outstanding. And now every fucking fighter on the UFC wants on this fucking card.
01:27:32
Fuck Off
ah That's great.
01:27:33
Matt LaRose
john John Jones has come out of retirement and reentered the USADA testing pool. Conor McGregor has said that he's come out of retirement and he's back in the testing pool.
01:27:41
Fuck Off
Conor McGregor.
01:27:44
Matt LaRose
Derek Lewis says he wants on this fucking thing.
01:27:48
Fuck Off
That's awesome. This could be the greatest card ever.
01:27:50
Matt LaRose
Dana White says he's going to, he said that they, I was watching an interview with him yesterday. He said that, so Ivanka is fucking in charge of all this shit. So he, so Trump says, I want UFC on the front lawn of the white house.
01:28:04
Matt LaRose
Ivanka make it happen. She gets in touch with Dana White's people. So they're going back and forth on how they're going to work it out. Dana said that now they're working on all the renderings of how they want to set it up.
01:28:16
Matt LaRose
They're going to the white house in like a week or two and they're presenting Donald Trump with what their ideas are and what he wants to do, what he likes, what he doesn't like, and they're going to get the whole thing set up and worked out.
01:28:27
Fuck Off
This is the craziest fucking thing ever.
01:28:29
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable, dude.
01:28:30
Fuck Off
It's fucking reality TV. It's such a joke.
01:28:33
Matt LaRose
He said Trump, he talked to Trump like three times the day that Trump announced it. He never said anything. he Dana White said he was up and every 4th of July. He goes up to his house in Maine and spends it up in Maine, which why wouldn't you? It's God's country up there.
01:28:48
Matt LaRose
And i he talking to fucking Trump three times that day.
01:28:48
Fuck Off
the way life should be.
01:28:51
Matt LaRose
Trump doesn't say a fucking word to him. And then he goes on fucking national TV that night and announces, I'm going to host a UFC event at the fucking White House. And Dana White's like, what?
01:29:02
Matt LaRose
And his phone starts blowing up of everybody. Are you really doing this? And he's like, I guess so. And then Trump calls him and says, by the way, I want to do a card on the front lawn of the white house and fucking data. It's like, okay.
01:29:15
Matt LaRose
So he's like, he's like, it's going to be a one of one.
01:29:15
Fuck Off
fucking great.
01:29:18
Matt LaRose
He's going to make it the greatest UFC card of all time. And he said, it's a full, it's not like four fights. He said, he's going to make an entire white house.
01:29:27
Fuck Off
I mean, you could have 10 fights that are all main eventers.
01:29:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's what he's, that's essentially, that's what he's, it's going to be UFC 300 again, but it's going to be on the White House front lawn.
01:29:36
Fuck Off
That's fucking awesome.
01:29:36
Matt LaRose
It's going to be UFC 300 and the UFC sphere on steroids at the White House front lawn for America's 250th birthday.
01:29:45
Fuck Off
That's insane.
01:29:46
Matt LaRose
It's fucking, ah I was my brother, ah oh, it was Dana White was on Pat McAfee yesterday. That's what made me think of it. And I didn't know my brother introduced me to the Pat McAfee show while I was out there, which I'm now a huge fan of.
01:30:00
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
01:30:00
Matt LaRose
And ah so Dana White was on yesterday and they were talking about it. And Pat McAfee didn't know. Like he was like, just like you, he just heard that they were doing it. So he's like, Oh, when is it happening? Like you said, it's a year out. do you have a date? And Dana was like,
01:30:13
Matt LaRose
yeah, it's the 4th of July. like it's for here like He's doing it for America's birthday. And like when it clicked in Pat McAfee's head, he's like, holy fuck. like This is going be the greatest event of all time. And Dana White's like, yeah, dude. like They're going to make the most insane 4th of July fight card on the White House front lawn.
01:30:32
Fuck Off
All right, well, let's see what happens.
01:30:33
Matt LaRose
so Also, you had a couple of other fights I want talk to you about. This Gabriel Bonfim beat Steven Wonderboy Thompson. I've been a Steven Wonderboy Thompson hater for his entire career, but I respect the fuck out of this guy for still doing this shit at 40 years old and having a good fight.
01:30:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:30:50
Matt LaRose
This dude only won because he fucking wrestle fucked him.
01:30:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he split his fucking shin wide open, and he used it for the next round and a half.
01:30:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:30:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:30:58
Fuck Off
like
01:30:58
Matt LaRose
Just kept kicking him in the face.
01:30:59
Fuck Off
That showed what that dude, that pretty boy, that showed what he was really about.
01:31:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:31:04
Fuck Off
he You're right. he He earned a lot of respect that night.
01:31:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's the fucking man. So shout out to that dude. I'm a Wonderboy Thompson fan for life now. I'm a little late.
01:31:14
Fuck Off
He's my neighbor. He's my southern neighbor.
01:31:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you got to go check in with him.
01:31:18
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:31:18
Matt LaRose
And another fight I wanted to talk to you about. Steve Garcia defeated local fighter, your favorite one of your favorites, Calvin Cater, via three-round decisions.
01:31:27
Fuck Off
This was an actual fucking ass whipping.
01:31:30
Matt LaRose
That was an ass-whipping. That was tough to watch.
01:31:34
Fuck Off
Yeah. Garcia's good. Cater's not.
01:31:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. ah This whole card was really great. ah There were finishes like every night. There was ah all night. Kennedy and Juku got submitted by Johnny Walker.
01:31:47
Fuck Off
Yep.
01:31:47
Matt LaRose
Or sorry, Walter Walker. This was shocking to me. Jake Matthews submitted Chidi and Jukawani.
01:31:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was ah that one was too.
01:31:53
Matt LaRose
Your girl Lauren Murphy retired.
01:31:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:31:56
Matt LaRose
And longtime listeners were...
01:31:58
Fuck Off
And lost
01:31:58
Matt LaRose
remember Fatima Klein. I mentioned her probably about a year ago as a fighter to watch the Archangel.
01:32:01
Fuck Off
the Archangel.
01:32:05
Matt LaRose
She hit a switch step head kick knockout in the third round that was fucking unbelievable. So that was a really great card. And speaking of really great cards, you have UFC 318 this weekend.
01:32:18
Matt LaRose
And this is a very important card, Richie, because this is this is a pay-per-view card
01:32:21
Fuck Off
Wait, this is a pay-per-view card, isn't it? Right, and I'm not getting it.
01:32:26
Matt LaRose
You should get it because it's an...
01:32:26
Fuck Off
Because i this card sucks.
01:32:27
Matt LaRose
and No, it doesn't suck.
01:32:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's terrible.
01:32:31
Matt LaRose
I'm going to take you through it right now because it doesn't suck.
01:32:32
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
01:32:34
Matt LaRose
Oh, where did it go? What have I done? Here we go. This is taking place in Orleans, Louisiana. And there are a shitload of fights. The early prelims start at 6 o'clock.
01:32:47
Matt LaRose
There's five fights on the early prelims. The first fight is a women's fight. Carly Judas versus Nicole Kalari. I don't know who either of those are.
01:32:56
Fuck Off
I don't either, but I'll watch him.
01:32:57
Matt LaRose
Yes. um in the In the early prelims, there's Jimmy Crute's facing Martin Marcin Pratchino. That's a good fight. Ryan Spann, Lukasz Brzeski from Poland.
01:33:11
Matt LaRose
Good fights. The ESPN prelims start at eight. And a very important fight to talk to you about. Brandon Allen, fan favorite, is taking on Mama Sav's favorite fighter, Marvin Vittori.
01:33:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, let's go, Marv.
01:33:25
Matt LaRose
Marvin's number 10, Brendan Allen's number 11. Brendan Allen had some controversy in his last fight. I don't remember exactly what happened.
01:33:35
Fuck Off
And Marvin lost, so.
01:33:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Marvin lost his last fight. So that's a good fight. That's on the undercard. And then ah Kyler Phillips versus Vinicius Oliveira.
01:33:47
Fuck Off
Hmm. Kyler Phillips, good.
01:33:47
Matt LaRose
that's Yeah, thats that fight headlines the undercard. um And then the main card starting at 10, first fight of the night, Michael Johnson versus Daniel Zell Huber from Mexico.
01:34:00
Fuck Off
Oh, for fuck's sake.
01:34:02
Matt LaRose
ah This is an awesome fight that you're going to, it's going to blow your dick off. Number 11, Dan 50 K E gay takes on Patricio Pitbull.
01:34:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, saw this. This is... ah I mean, I guess Pitbull will finally get a win.
01:34:17
Matt LaRose
Maybe.
01:34:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, maybe.
01:34:20
Matt LaRose
50 K Ege is no joke. And also shout out to 50 K Ege stepped up on the sphere card, like six hours before the fight.
01:34:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's great. He's a gamer, but I think Patricio is too much.
01:34:31
Matt LaRose
We'll see. Uh, up next, uh,
01:34:33
Fuck Off
I hope Patricio loses.
01:34:35
Matt LaRose
Me too. Up next, Kevin Holland back at it again. Nobody fights more than this dude.
01:34:40
Fuck Off
No, he's great.
01:34:41
Matt LaRose
He he's can be kind of an annoying dude, but I always love dudes who fight no matter what. And this dude fights his ass off. So he's like a cowboy back in the day.
01:34:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:34:49
Matt LaRose
These guys that were always just fighting. He's fighting Daniel Rodriguez, who has D-Rod.
01:34:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:34:56
Matt LaRose
He has a fence tattooed around his neck. 1986 tattooed across
01:34:59
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:35:02
Fuck Off
yeah I've seen him before.
01:35:03
Matt LaRose
yes
01:35:03
Fuck Off
I've seen him. He's a good fucking fighter.
01:35:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's a fucking great fight. It's a brawler versus Kevin Holland's got that tricky Travis Luter jujitsu. So.
01:35:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think that Kevin Holland is going to submit him with like a head and arm type of choke situation.
01:35:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I was thinking a triangle choke.
01:35:18
Fuck Off
We'll see.
01:35:19
Matt LaRose
You know, just throwing that out there. ah
01:35:22
Fuck Off
He could also get his ass kicked, though.
01:35:22
Matt LaRose
up He could definitely get his ass kicked. The co-main event of the evening is a welterweight star. Paulo Costa takes on Roman Kriplov from Russia.
01:35:36
Fuck Off
Not a big Paulo Costa fan.
01:35:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's a funny dude, but I don't really care so much to see him fight. And then ah in the main event of the evening for the BMF title.
01:35:48
Fuck Off
Oh, right. Max and Dustin. And
01:35:50
Matt LaRose
And also Dustin Poirier's final fight. That's why this entire card is built around Dustin. That's why they're doing it Louisiana and Louisiana.
01:35:57
Fuck Off
and Louisiana.
01:36:00
Matt LaRose
Uh, so Dustin Poirier takes on the reigning defending baddest motherfucker champion, Max Holloway for their trilogy fight. Uh, Poirier is up two and O against Max Holloway. And, uh,
01:36:14
Matt LaRose
Max Holloway says, if you have a friend that you want to get interested in watching the UFC, you should have them watch this fight.
01:36:21
Fuck Off
It's going to be a great fight, I believe. But I still think Dustin beats him. I think this should be the other way around, too.
01:36:26
Matt LaRose
I think so too.
01:36:28
Fuck Off
Max Holloway should be retiring.
01:36:29
Matt LaRose
You think it should.
01:36:30
Fuck Off
dust Dustin still has a little more fight in him. then I don't think ah Max is any knockout from going to sleep for good.
01:36:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think that.
01:36:39
Fuck Off
and And I don't know. It's just a weird style fight. I've seen the other two fights. there They're both tough fights. They're going to fight the way they fight. And I don't see it changing any other way.
01:36:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and Dustin doesn't have to fucking travel.
01:36:50
Fuck Off
That's Max changes up his game. He's not going to.
01:36:55
Matt LaRose
He's fighting in his fucking backyard. He's fucking going to have a fight. I mean, I'm sure everybody is just as big of a fucking Max Holloway fan that's going to be there that's a Dustin Poirier fan, but this dude's going to be fucking ripping.
01:37:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, but that could be bad, too. There's a lot of emotions and shit.
01:37:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
01:37:12
Fuck Off
So I don't know. You know they're both going to show up to fight. It's going to be a great fight to watch. They should really both just retire. That'd be great.
01:37:22
Matt LaRose
They should. Max Holloway says he got two more years of him.
01:37:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's retarded.
01:37:28
Matt LaRose
He's Hawaiian and you know, father time isn't doing well for our Hawaiian fight, our Hawaiian fighters.
01:37:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's not working out for them.
01:37:33
Matt LaRose
and
01:37:36
Matt LaRose
So that's this weekend live on pay-per-view.
01:37:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know. I'll try to steal it.
01:37:45
Matt LaRose
I'm just going to watch it because you know, fuck it.
01:37:47
Fuck Off
Fuck it.
01:37:50
Matt LaRose
Um, I mean, it's been an hour and 37 minutes. We can keep going or yeah, I'm probably going do some dinner.
01:37:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'd rather not.
01:38:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, I gotta eat and get high.
01:38:02
Matt LaRose
I got some shit ah that we can save for next week.
01:38:05
Fuck Off
That's 98 minutes of time that I just wasted. i could have been getting high.
01:38:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah
01:38:10
Fuck Off
Shorzy, go fuck yourself.
01:38:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Go fuck yourself. Shorzy. I hate you. Canada. ah Fucking tweakers. um Go fuck yourselves. ah You scumbag stole all my gym equipment.
01:38:22
Matt LaRose
shit that I bought in Thailand, shit that my brother gave me, shit that PJ gave me.
01:38:27
Fuck Off
Fuck Canada. Said it all along. Bomb those cunts.
01:38:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:38:41
Fuck Off
Long live the Prince of Darkness.
01:38:44
Matt LaRose
I'm the fucking Prince of darkness.
01:38:47
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Yeah.
01:39:02
Fuck Off
Ozzy's not soon enough.
01:39:04
Matt LaRose
No fucking way. Ozzy loves us. He's a blue-collar working guy just like us.
01:39:07
Fuck Off
The blue collar Londoner.
01:39:11
Matt LaRose
Just like us.
01:39:13
Fuck Off
baby
01:39:29
Fuck Off
That motherfucker could bring it.
01:39:31
Matt LaRose
Goddamn, burn my fucking brain.
01:39:33
Fuck Off
Reminds me of me back in third grade.