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Infinite Abyss Episode 70: Me First and the Gimmie Dickies
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Richie and Matty are back this week with a STACKED UFC 322 preview, Outkast and The White Stripes are honored, is Cindy Lauper's voice creepy? Matty takes Richie to task on the Pats, and so much more!!
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Introductions and Music Discussion
00:00:00
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:00:28
Fuck Off
You and I travel to the beat of a different drum. Oh, can't you tell by the way I run? Every time make eyes on me.
00:00:42
Fuck Off
Oh, you cry and I always say we're done. But I'm a child of God doubt you can't the not that fit.
00:01:06
Matt LaRose
wow
00:01:07
Fuck Off
that not fit. rockin' your socks off.
00:01:10
Matt LaRose
that was a very James Gunn of you you're a very eclectic James Gunn kind of music person
00:01:16
Fuck Off
I've always said I was eclectic. That's funny that you say that because I've always said that.
00:01:20
Matt LaRose
Well, well, that's essentially what you are.
00:01:24
Fuck Off
That's a cover of a song that a bunch of people have done. It's called Different Drum.
00:01:28
Matt LaRose
oh yeah. Oh.
00:01:31
Fuck Off
And this particular version is my second favorite version of this particular song.
00:01:39
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:01:42
Fuck Off
And it's from...
00:01:46
Fuck Off
A 90s, think he was 90s, late 90s guitar kind of hero, Matthew Sweet.
00:01:56
Matt LaRose
Oh.
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Explorations
00:01:57
Fuck Off
And then he wasn't banging this chick, but I think he and everyone else wanted to be. Susanna Hoffs, who was the lead singer of the Bengals, Walking Like an Egyptian.
00:02:03
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:02:07
Matt LaRose
Walk like an Egyptian.
00:02:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, that one.
00:02:11
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
00:02:12
Fuck Off
So that's what just went down there.
00:02:13
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:02:14
Fuck Off
They did a collaboration. It was like for a Scooby-Doo soundtrack or some shit.
00:02:18
Matt LaRose
ah Like the Scooby-Doo movie?
00:02:19
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:02:20
Matt LaRose
No, no shit. what do So you played your second favorite version. What's your first favorite version?
00:02:26
Fuck Off
Well, maybe we'll have to compare and contrast.
00:02:28
Matt LaRose
Oh. Don't contrast and compare.
00:02:31
Fuck Off
There's a little band that I've always liked quite a bit, and they were got the chance to see them one time called... um They're from San Francisco.
00:02:45
Fuck Off
And they're called Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.
00:02:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, well, I'm i well well versed in me first.
00:02:52
Fuck Off
And I love me some Me First.
00:02:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, me first in the Gimme Gimme's is awesome.
00:02:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, and they do just a phenomenal version.
00:03:01
Matt LaRose
Excellent.
00:03:03
Fuck Off
So, um what else we got?
00:03:08
Matt LaRose
Well, what's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss.
00:03:11
Fuck Off
Oh, I thought we were done. i was about to I was about to hit the rollout songs.
00:03:16
Matt LaRose
I know. That's why I had to stop you. I've been waiting to talk to you.
00:03:20
Fuck Off
You have been?
00:03:21
Matt LaRose
I have. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, I was the eclectic.
00:03:26
Fuck Off
Is the eclectic.
00:03:29
Matt LaRose
It was supposed to be live from the hunt, but you already went in and did your duty home.
00:03:52
Matt LaRose
That's outstanding.
00:03:52
Fuck Off
Love the me first
00:03:53
Matt LaRose
I love me first. That's the eclectic, the inevitable Rich Savistano.
00:04:00
Fuck Off
I'm me first Thank you No, I'm a gimme gimme
00:04:02
Matt LaRose
That's true. That's true. You're not one of these gimme gimme's, that's for sure.
00:04:11
Fuck Off
I'm a takey takey.
00:04:13
Matt LaRose
You're a giver giver.
00:04:14
Fuck Off
I'm not a givey givey.
00:04:19
Matt LaRose
It's funny that you were talking about music because actually one of the one of the notes that I put in my little fucking show notes thing is ah I'm not usually a dude who gives much of a fuck about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but two of your favorite bands or groups, I guess you wouldn't even call them bands, you would call them group, and one of my favorite groups with one of my favorite rappers
00:04:33
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:04:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, and I know who that is.
00:04:47
Matt LaRose
yeah who is it uh well killer mike didn't get in he's not actually a part of it oh yeah oh yeah and no what well i was talking about big boy from outcast yeah yeah
00:04:48
Fuck Off
Big Killa Mike, baby.
00:04:53
Fuck Off
no no, but he came out and performed. I thought that's who were talking about.
00:04:58
Fuck Off
Oh, fuck. I love Big Boy. He performed with Big Boy. so So he came out and he had that giant fucking Phantom Rolls Royce emblem for a chain.
00:05:07
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah
00:05:08
Fuck Off
Gold chain. That was dope, man.
00:05:11
Matt LaRose
I listened to ah i listen to him actually a podcast today of, it was like that night or the night of or the night after the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, and it was Killer Mike talking to Big Boy, and like two, or I don't know if it was two or three other of their straight up from the hood of Atlanta homies that they've all been friends with, like,
00:05:32
Matt LaRose
since they were teenagers doing a podcast talking about like basically rap they used to call it the dungeon because it was like the dirt basement of a fucking house yeah man like it was a really cool then just talking about everything they did it was they did you know like talking about how him and Andre are still cool and he's like he's like that's my partner dude like that's my partner like these dudes are like he looks like a Dr.
00:05:41
Fuck Off
The dirty South, baby.
00:05:55
Fuck Off
Andre looked like he was 75 years old.
00:05:59
Matt LaRose
Seuss character
00:06:00
Fuck Off
He looked like Uncle Grady from Sanford and Son.
00:06:03
Matt LaRose
He really did. Yeah. The junkyard guy, right?
00:06:06
Fuck Off
Yeah. um
00:06:08
Matt LaRose
It's ah one of the things that...
00:06:09
Fuck Off
I was disappointed he didn't perform I don't know why he didn't.
00:06:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, was surprised that he didn't, but he doesn't really do that.
00:06:14
Fuck Off
I was surprised and disappointed.
00:06:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. He should have... ah He should have... about the
00:06:21
Fuck Off
But honestly, Big Boy fucking crushed it.
00:06:24
Matt LaRose
He's the man, dude. I love that. He's such a good rapper.
00:06:26
Fuck Off
And not only did he crush it, that fucking kid who came out to do Andre 3000's part that nobody can do.
00:06:32
Matt LaRose
Oh... Yeah. Fuck. What was that kid's name? I saw that he came out and did that.
00:06:39
Fuck Off
Tyler the Entertainer or something Tyler the Creator that kid I was blown away by like He can't fucking do this And even Janelle Monae I just fucking love that chick I love how she dresses I love her style she's just and She performs fantastically So yeah man I was ah I saw that
00:06:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Tyler, the creator or something like that. Yeah.
00:06:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's nasty.
00:06:59
Matt LaRose
I'll,
00:07:01
Matt LaRose
Also, my man, Big Boy, has the best fur coats in the game.
00:07:05
Fuck Off
There's no question
00:07:05
Matt LaRose
oh Always has. He's the best. And then the other group, one of your...
00:07:10
Fuck Off
Play his ball, baby.
00:07:11
Matt LaRose
That's, yeah, man, player haters as well. The other group, one of your... Like, you you would suck this dude's dick, I think, if he let you... But the White Stripes have been inducted in. Mr. Jack White, your boy, and Meg White.
00:07:24
Fuck Off
Also a little disappointed that Meg White didn't at least show up, but yeah.
00:07:28
Matt LaRose
Also surprised that she didn't go, man.
00:07:31
Fuck Off
and i mean And I wonder, because it makes you wonder, is it really her? Is she that much of a recluse? Which she potentially could be.
00:07:37
Matt LaRose
It is true. Yeah.
00:07:38
Fuck Off
As he said, she was always super shy. Or is it him just saying, no, it's my fucking band, beat it, bitch.
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:45
Fuck Off
But maybe, maybe.
00:07:45
Matt LaRose
probably Probably could be a little bit of both.
00:07:48
Fuck Off
But, you know, if if it's everything she, the rumors were that it was like she literally was, didn't, had stage fright, didn't want to see people, didn't want to be in the public and just wanted to be out of it.
00:07:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:03
Fuck Off
So she could have done that.
00:08:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:04
Fuck Off
She might be one of those people.
00:08:06
Matt LaRose
hated every part of being like you have an arena of adoring fans sold out to watch you play drums and you're like yeah yeah
00:08:15
Fuck Off
For some dude that you used to date that he now calls you sister that, you know, you want to go and have a family maybe. So I could see all of that. But yeah, I thought it was fucking awesome.
00:08:28
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:08:29
Fuck Off
Even the um these speeches were pretty good.
00:08:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think what did Jack White read? Like a,
Nostalgia: 80s and Music Resurgence
00:08:36
Matt LaRose
what was it? It was like a letter he was going to send a bag, but he was like, I'll just read it to you now there.
00:08:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:08:42
Matt LaRose
It's funny. Like, like, yeah.
00:08:44
Fuck Off
He's a weird fucking dude. He lives in Nashville now. I actually saw him at a club one night. I couldn't fucking get up there. There were so many fucking people. and they're not he wasn't playing. He was just up with like having dinner.
00:08:58
Matt LaRose
Like hanging out or whatever.
00:08:59
Fuck Off
And they had crazy security.
00:08:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:01
Fuck Off
They weren't letting anybody through.
00:09:03
Matt LaRose
That's crazy.
00:09:05
Fuck Off
Yeah. um I love the guy. I think he's fucking... he I'll say this, he's the best guitarist
00:09:16
Matt LaRose
In the band.
00:09:17
Fuck Off
since Slash, since Ace Fraley, since Stevie Ray Vaughan, Clapton Hendrix.
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:09:32
Fuck Off
Although Vaughan isn't ahead of Clapton for sure.
00:09:33
Matt LaRose
like
00:09:36
Fuck Off
but
00:09:37
Matt LaRose
The Rock Hunters was his other, i remember that one.
00:09:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, he had that.
00:09:41
Matt LaRose
Steady as she goes. right
00:09:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, he had a bunch of bands.
00:09:44
Matt LaRose
So you, you, did you see the White Stripes or you saw Jack White play live, but did you ever see the White Stripes play live?
00:09:47
Fuck Off
so
00:09:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, I saw the White Stripes, and i saw Jack White with his two bands.
00:09:53
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:10:00
Fuck Off
He had an all-girl band, and he had an all-guy band.
00:10:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:10:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Was that the Raconteurs or was that a different one?
00:10:08
Fuck Off
No, that was different. That was just Jack White.
00:10:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that dude's been in like a bunch of different like formations of music and shit like that.
00:10:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, was he in like the Weather Underground or I don't know, some that's a movie and a movement.
00:10:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I guess that's something I could look up, but I didn't.
00:10:24
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:10:25
Matt LaRose
But also just just to let you know who rounded out the class. Bad Company.
00:10:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, I saw.
00:10:32
Matt LaRose
Bad, Bad Company.
00:10:35
Fuck Off
That dude didn't show up or.
00:10:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, I didn't know. I don't know who. who
00:10:39
Fuck Off
I didn't watch any of that.
00:10:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Chubby Checker.
00:10:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, better late than never, Chubb.
00:10:45
Matt LaRose
Joe Cocker.
00:10:47
Fuck Off
he He wasn't there.
00:10:49
Matt LaRose
He definitely wasn't there. No, he didn't perform.
00:10:53
Fuck Off
No.
00:10:53
Matt LaRose
But if you want to listen to him, you can watch the Wonder Years opening song.
00:10:56
Fuck Off
Right.
00:10:58
Matt LaRose
I'm interested.
00:10:58
Fuck Off
Or watch John Belushi.
00:10:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:10:59
Fuck Off
Google John Belushi Saturday Night Live Joe Cocker.
00:11:03
Matt LaRose
ah
00:11:04
Fuck Off
It's one of the greatest impressions ever.
00:11:04
Matt LaRose
ah
00:11:06
Matt LaRose
Is it really?
00:11:07
Fuck Off
Dude, you've never seen it?
00:11:08
Matt LaRose
John Belushi is awesome. No.
00:11:10
Fuck Off
Google John Belushi Joe Cocker.
00:11:13
Matt LaRose
Joe Cocker. All right.
00:11:16
Fuck Off
Just look at the picture.
00:11:16
Matt LaRose
ah Oh, I thought you meant Google it later.
00:11:19
Fuck Off
No, no, I'm telling you to Google it now.
00:11:21
Matt LaRose
Right, right. John Belushi Joe Cocker. Oh, there you go. Cocker SNL. Oops, I clicked on video.
00:11:33
Matt LaRose
Ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:11:36
Matt LaRose
Look at this picture is actually fucking awesome.
00:11:40
Fuck Off
Oh, he's the best.
00:11:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he is the best. That is funny.
00:11:43
Fuck Off
Also dead.
00:11:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Give that. Yeah. He what he wasn't there to induct Joe Cocker either.
00:11:48
Fuck Off
No, but you want a good laugh, people. And if you know who any of these people we are talking about is or are, look it up.
00:11:58
Matt LaRose
I was interested to see how you felt about this gal that got inducted. Cindy Lauper.
00:12:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean,
00:12:06
Matt LaRose
I feel like you were at about the age when Cindy Lauper was...
00:12:10
Fuck Off
you know who loves Cyndi Lauper?
00:12:12
Matt LaRose
Who?
00:12:14
Fuck Off
Your Muay Thai coach.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
ah Oh, yeah?
00:12:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:17
Matt LaRose
Big Cindy Lauper guy? That's not surprising to me.
00:12:21
Fuck Off
He loves Cyndi Lauper. One of the greatest voices ever.
00:12:25
Matt LaRose
Wasn't she... ah Here's the thing about Cindy Lauper. remember she was... Wasn't she huge on MTV in the 80s and the Like...
00:12:31
Fuck Off
Huge.
00:12:32
Matt LaRose
like
00:12:32
Fuck Off
Dominated it. Dominated it so much that she was really one of the first crossover performers into the WWF. She was at WrestleMania.
00:12:40
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, that's right. She was at WrestleMania.
00:12:42
Fuck Off
Captain Lou Albano, who ended up, you know, he was in her video of Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
00:12:46
Matt LaRose
Wow. That's crazy.
00:12:48
Fuck Off
And then she blew up. So, yeah, she's she should most definitely be in the Music Hall of Fame. I don't know why they keep calling this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but whatever.
00:12:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:00
Fuck Off
It's not Rock and Roll. Fine. Let's just, as far as music goes in a Hall of Fame that should represent musicians, I think it's fantastic. Change the name.
00:13:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:13:10
Fuck Off
But, you know, representing pop, representing rap, representing hip hop, metal, hardcore.
00:13:17
Matt LaRose
whatever would. Yeah.
00:13:19
Fuck Off
All of it.
00:13:19
Matt LaRose
What?
00:13:20
Fuck Off
They really do a decent job. And and it's because um Dave Grohl and Tom Morello took it over a few years ago.
00:13:28
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:13:28
Fuck Off
And ever since then, it's been pretty awesome, actually.
00:13:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They, yeah.
00:13:33
Fuck Off
They get great performers. I think it was like four, what was it, the one four years ago? Yeah.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
Hold on. I have it pulled up right here. I can scroll back. So like 2021,
00:13:46
Fuck Off
Because he was performing a lot. They were both getting out as like the group bands played. So it was pretty cool.
00:13:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, 2021 Foo Fighters got inducted.
00:13:55
Fuck Off
That might've been the first year then.
00:13:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. um When I would ever, when I used to see interviews with Cindy Lauper, ah she has such like, she almost talks like a baby or like a little girl.
00:14:11
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:12
Matt LaRose
And I i don't, I do not like that.
00:14:15
Fuck Off
I hate it.
00:14:15
Matt LaRose
I don't like that at all.
00:14:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, I can't watch her. I can listen to her, maybe. But I could not listen. i couldn't sit down and have a conversation with that chick.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. No, it's terrible.
00:14:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, does she deserve to be in the Music Hall of Fame? Hell yeah, she's done a lot for a lot of people.
00:14:32
Matt LaRose
Was she before Madonna or were they kind of the same time?
00:14:40
Fuck Off
ah So Cindy Lauper was what year?
00:14:44
Matt LaRose
Like when she started?
00:14:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:46
Matt LaRose
ah
00:14:50
Matt LaRose
I have to bo see.
00:14:50
Fuck Off
like Madonna was probably like 82, 83. So
00:14:56
Matt LaRose
oops what's interesting is uh i don't know a lot of cindy lopper songs but i was a let's see she started
00:15:03
Fuck Off
Cyndi Lauper was after Madonna.
00:15:17
Matt LaRose
why don't they have this here cindy lopper debuts
00:15:27
Matt LaRose
1983 she's so unusual was her debut album Madonna debuted with murder with Madonna 1983 so they both started at the same time interesting
00:15:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, okay, so 83, and I think Madonna was like 82, 81.
00:15:34
Fuck Off
Oh, so
00:15:42
Fuck Off
no so same time.
00:15:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, Madonna had, and it was true, I guess, thinking back on it, I was i was a young lad back in the day in middle school while that was going on.
00:15:53
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:15:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that must have been right up here.
00:15:57
Fuck Off
Getting ready to roll into high school. And it was very, um people would dress like Cyndi Lauper or they would dress like Madonna. There was like, they either were all black and, you know, glammed out that way, or they were all foo-foo fruity.
00:16:14
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:16:15
Fuck Off
And it was pretty funny. And then you had your square peg chicks, Sarah Jessica Parker.
00:16:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Ugh. Never a big Sarah Jessica Parker.
00:16:26
Fuck Off
Different times. And then the girls would also dress, the goth ones, straight cure. They fucking all loved Robert Smith.
00:16:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:34
Fuck Off
All fucking blacked out when they had to be they had to be harder than Madonna.
00:16:35
Matt LaRose
Depeche.
00:16:38
Matt LaRose
Depeche mode.
00:16:40
Fuck Off
and more And more, exactly, and more more like pitiful. So they went to the cure.
00:16:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:44
Fuck Off
and But then the harder edge ones went to Depeche Mode.
00:16:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:48
Fuck Off
Same thing. And that was that was back in 80...
00:16:53
Fuck Off
hey five I'd say 84 85 was Depeche Mode so yeah it was um I lived through some fucking odd times
00:17:02
Matt LaRose
What a time to be alive.
00:17:05
Fuck Off
that movie The Wedding Singer is really people dressed like that like that was it was all about I have a picture of myself going to my freshman spring fling dance and I was in a complete Sonny Crockett suit from from my from uh
00:17:06
Matt LaRose
Big.
00:17:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:19
Matt LaRose
ah
00:17:24
Fuck Off
What the fuck was the name of that show? the Will Smith did the movie. Miami with Martin Short. They were the cops.
00:17:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, bad Bad Boys? Oh, wait, Martin Short. Let
00:17:35
Fuck Off
No, not Martin Short. Yeah, it wasn't Bad Boys. was the movie that It was a show on TV with Jan Hammer. Miami Vice. Jesus Christ, blacking out.
00:17:45
Matt LaRose
me see. Will Smith did a Miami Vice movie?
00:17:48
Fuck Off
Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I'm talking about fucking Sonny Crockett.
00:17:52
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:17:54
Matt LaRose
I'm with you. I like oh i like ah in the and like that style in The Wedding Singer when he goes up to like the talk to the guy that works at the airline and he's got like the ridiculous swirl in his hair.
00:17:54
Fuck Off
The old Candyland fella.
00:18:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, the flock of seagull.
00:18:10
Matt LaRose
He's like, do listen to Flock of Seagulls? And Adam Sandler's like, I can see you do. ah
00:18:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, people were right assholes in the eighty s
00:18:19
Fuck Off
Just weird. I heard, or I didn't hear, I read that Billy Idol is like on a hot streak making a comeback now too.
00:18:26
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. every the eighty Everybody's getting there last their last dances in, man.
00:18:32
Matt LaRose
I just read a...
00:18:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, the they're the new 50s doo-woppers that have all died off, like or Jersey Boys guys.
00:18:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:38
Fuck Off
They're all dead, so they need a new bunch of old guys that will die soon enough so that the other group can follow up from the 70s.
00:18:44
Matt LaRose
I read a thing that said... ah fucking I can't stand Megadeth and Megadeth has just released their final album and they're going on their final tour and Dave Mustaine said came out and said I can see our final tour lasting three to five years it's like so it's not your final anything like you're still just gonna keep doing shit like
00:19:06
Fuck Off
They should have called it
Metal and Grunge Debates
00:19:09
Fuck Off
Megadeth, Promises, Promises.
00:19:11
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah like
00:19:13
Fuck Off
I don't know how they still have a following. I never liked any of that shit anyway, but...
00:19:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, you're a pussy, that's why.
00:19:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:19:21
Matt LaRose
and don't like Megadeth, so. You know? So there you go. That's your fucking Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. that's a What a fun fucking...
00:19:29
Fuck Off
Did it say who else was inducted, or that was everybody's?
00:19:31
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, there was so there was one other I forgot to mention. The only the other one. The second best grunge band of all time after an hour after Alice in Chains, Soundgarden inducted.
00:19:38
Fuck Off
Oh, that's right.
00:19:42
Fuck Off
Right, incorrect. ah Soundgarden was inducted. That part of your story was true. But they are the third best band of the Grand Jara, sliding right in between Pearl Jam, who is fourth, and Alice in Chains, who is second.
00:19:48
Matt LaRose
and they And they are the second best?
00:20:02
Fuck Off
ah who is second
00:20:05
Matt LaRose
Well, you are right that they are after Alice in Chains.
Movie and Documentary Recommendations
00:20:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're definitely after Alice in Chains.
00:20:11
Matt LaRose
We can agree on that, so...
00:20:12
Fuck Off
We can most definitely agree that they all pale in comparison to Nirvana.
00:20:16
Matt LaRose
Nirvana is so terrible, man.
00:20:18
Fuck Off
Oh, you're so crazy.
00:20:20
Matt LaRose
I know.
00:20:20
Fuck Off
Go listen to Bleach.
00:20:23
Matt LaRose
I do like the Bleach album. I like how it's like a photo negative. That's a cool album cover.
00:20:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's an artistic retard who who's fantastic.
00:20:30
Matt LaRose
He's good at painting ceilings, I heard.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
Sure is
00:20:34
Matt LaRose
Heyo.
00:20:37
Matt LaRose
ah I watched the sloth of movies over the week.
00:20:40
Fuck Off
Oh, finally, let's get to it.
00:20:42
Matt LaRose
I watched... Oh, actually, so let me get this right...
00:20:44
Fuck Off
think I did too, actually.
00:20:45
Matt LaRose
I'll get this right out of the way because this is easy. ah Big Mark texted me 10 minutes ago and said, if you are recording, Chung-Me and I watched Ballerina. Fun watch, Ana de Armas is a smoke show, and three words, flamethrower fight.
00:21:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:02
Matt LaRose
So there you go. I didn't watch Ballerina.
00:21:05
Fuck Off
I did.
00:21:07
Matt LaRose
didn't you Did you go to the movies and see that? Yeah.
00:21:09
Fuck Off
Oh, fuck no.
00:21:11
Matt LaRose
I thought you went to the movies for all John Wick movies.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, not that one. I saw it when I was on the road. um What I loved about that movie, and we may have even talked about it actually once, um is how they intertwined John Wick into the movie so that it kind of captured it.
00:21:32
Fuck Off
So they went back to the original Wick movie when he's leaving, when he's being brought into his family to go back to the Roma.
00:21:34
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:21:39
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:21:40
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:21:41
Fuck Off
And he's walking when they take him in the back and he's walking down the stairs. She has, they have her walking around the stairs, you know, where he looks back at her and that's where she is.
00:21:52
Fuck Off
So they make eye contact and then, and then that's how it pops in later.
00:21:53
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:21:56
Fuck Off
it was just a little, little tricky, you know, shot, but it really worked well.
00:21:57
Matt LaRose
Spits off from there.
00:22:01
Matt LaRose
made it Made it cool.
00:22:03
Fuck Off
Yeah. I mean, I thought it was a, it was a nice, easy, seamless segue. Everything John Wick does is great.
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
He's great. Keanu Reeves, never in a bad movie.
00:22:14
Matt LaRose
I watched, we'll start with the top. I watched Benicio, not Benicio, Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
00:22:22
Fuck Off
Right, right, Guillermo. I thought Benicio was in it, but he's not.
00:22:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, he's not.
00:22:26
Fuck Off
So you watched it. I have it teed up.
00:22:28
Matt LaRose
You know who is in it, which I was pleasantly surprised. Honestly, one of my favorite actors of all time, Christoph Waltz, is in it.
00:22:32
Fuck Off
Oscar Isaac.
00:22:38
Fuck Off
Is he really? I didn't know that.
00:22:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I knew it when I read it like months ago and then I forgot. And then he was it i was like, oh, fuck yeah. So he's great. He's great in everything he does, man.
00:22:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's fantastic.
00:22:51
Matt LaRose
And, you know, Frankenstein, if you like... ah It's a pretty cool story. I guess I didn't really know the Frankenstein story, but it's cool that takes place on an old ship and stuff like that, and he's kind of telling the story. But pretty good movie. If you like monster movies and shit, you know?
00:23:08
Matt LaRose
If you like weird...
00:23:10
Fuck Off
I'll probably watch it.
00:23:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah
00:23:10
Fuck Off
I've seen every other Frankenstein.
00:23:13
Matt LaRose
and you've watched pretty much every Guillermo del Toro movie, so...
00:23:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, and I don't like him.
00:23:18
Matt LaRose
He's a weird dude.
00:23:19
Fuck Off
every I think i like maybe one out of every four movies he does.
00:23:24
Matt LaRose
Remember we went and saw the fish lady movie? No. Yeah. The lady in the water. Maybe.
00:23:31
Fuck Off
He was a fish man, wasn't he?
00:23:32
Matt LaRose
Was it a fish man? Yeah. Then he fell in love with the, the deaf lady.
00:23:34
Fuck Off
He fell in love with a fish lady?
00:23:38
Matt LaRose
Wasn't she deaf or retarded or something?
00:23:39
Fuck Off
i think you have to be both.
00:23:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Anyways, there you go. Guillermo del Toro. Then I watched ah Judas and the black Messiah. You ever heard of this movie?
00:23:52
Fuck Off
I have heard of it, but I have never seen it.
00:23:54
Matt LaRose
It's on Netflix.
00:23:55
Fuck Off
It's on Netflix, yeah.
00:23:57
Matt LaRose
it's ba it's So it's about the dude that the FBI had infiltrate the Black Panthers and become like basically ah Fred Hampton, the leader of the Black Panthers, like basically become his best friend.
00:24:12
Matt LaRose
And then like he was an FBI informant in like you know, he was an FBI informant. And then it's basically a biopic about the black Panthers and Fred Hampton, but it is an interesting story because it's like, you know, it's like the departed, like where it's like, yeah, it's a true story.
00:24:28
Fuck Off
Was it true? Oh, cool. I'll watch it then. Because I was into that whole area of history, too. And even when I mentioned earlier, like the Weather Underground group and the Black Panthers, all during that whole time.
00:24:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:41
Fuck Off
But it sounds more like Donnie Brasco than anything else. Donnie Brasco, fucking fantastic movie.
00:24:48
Matt LaRose
I wouldn't be able to compare the two as I've never seen Donnie Brasco, but no.
00:24:52
Fuck Off
You've never seen Donnie Brasco. Are you fucking kidding me?
00:24:57
Matt LaRose
No, I'm not.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
It's almost shocking to me how shocked I still can get at your retardedness.
00:24:58
Matt LaRose
No.
00:25:04
Fuck Off
I'm actually still flabbergasted right now. You've never seen Donnie fucking Brasco.
00:25:09
Matt LaRose
Does
00:25:09
Fuck Off
It's legitimately one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:25:13
Matt LaRose
it have Al Pacino, right?
00:25:14
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:25:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is the second week in a row this has happened. because Was it last weekend or two weeks ago?
00:25:19
Fuck Off
And Johnny Depp.
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
when i i said Oh yeah, I said I'd never seen Raging Bull either.
00:25:24
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, that's fucking stupid. But I could see you not seeing Raging Bull because you're stupid. But Donnie Brasco?
00:25:33
Fuck Off
Dude, you got to watch Donnie Brasco tonight.
00:25:36
Matt LaRose
I'll watch it. I'll see if I can find it. i might
00:25:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, you can find it.
00:25:39
Matt LaRose
We're recording late, so I don't know if I'll be able to watch it tonight.
00:25:41
Fuck Off
No, you have to watch it tonight.
00:25:43
Matt LaRose
I'm in bed by 830, dude.
00:25:45
Fuck Off
Fine, get in bed and put it on and start watching it and see what happens.
00:25:45
Matt LaRose
I'll be asleep.
00:25:48
Matt LaRose
Have a nice nightcap with Donnie Brasco.
00:25:51
Fuck Off
You're hooked immediately.
00:25:52
Matt LaRose
All right. i'll yeah I'll see if I... Oh, let me look it up first. Real quick before I close this page that I have open, I just wanted to mention that the dude that plays... I mean, all the actors in the Judas and the black Messiah movie are great, but the guy that plays had Fred Hampton is the dude, Daniel Kaluuya that played, like he was in like that movie, get out and shit like that.
00:26:14
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, he's a good actor.
00:26:14
Matt LaRose
He's awesome. Yeah. He's an awesome actor. So I just want to,
00:26:18
Fuck Off
He's in that movie Peel, too, maybe.
00:26:22
Matt LaRose
yeah, or whatever, all the movies that that guy makes he's in.
00:26:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, Jason, Justin, whatever his name is. um Speaking of Johnny Depp and Donnie Brasco, which you have to see tonight.
00:26:33
Matt LaRose
Yep. I just looked it up.
00:26:36
Fuck Off
ah Fucking Michael Madsen's in it. He's fantastic.
00:26:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, I love Michael Madsen.
00:26:39
Fuck Off
Play Sonny Red. Oh, it's, dude, this movie is so awesome.
00:26:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:44
Fuck Off
How long is it? I think it's short.
00:26:46
Matt LaRose
a I already closed it, yeah.
00:26:48
Fuck Off
No, no, don't see. Why would you close it? You leave it open for later when you're going watch it.
00:26:52
Matt LaRose
ahza ah move I have so many pages. It's two hours and seven minutes. It's too long for me to watch tonight.
00:26:58
Fuck Off
right, let's wrap this thing up. You're going watch that movie.
00:27:01
Matt LaRose
So you know what else I watched just because I was, it'll make you so happy that I didn't watch Donnie Brasco and I did watch The Mask starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz.
00:27:03
Fuck Off
Edward Scissorhands.
00:27:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. See, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
Which, looking, I haven't seen that movie in a really long time.
00:27:19
Fuck Off
Now, you haven't seen it in a long time, which means you've seen it before. Why the fuck would you ever watch that movie again? Number one.
00:27:25
Matt LaRose
I was just looking for something dumb to watch, you know, something you can just shut your brain off to and giggle at. And who doesn't like to look at Cameron Diaz in a little horror red dress?
00:27:37
Fuck Off
Watch Charlie's Angel, then.
00:27:40
Matt LaRose
Jim Carrey's. Nah, the mask is better than Charlie's Angel.
00:27:43
Fuck Off
So speaking of what you just said, that brings us back to the beginning, because I'm great at tying things back together.
00:27:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah, of course. It's what you do best.
00:27:51
Fuck Off
I'm an excellent orator. I'm much like Hitler in that way.
00:27:54
Matt LaRose
You're very good orally. Uh-huh.
00:27:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, Hitler, Obama, myself, we're very good orals. Anyway, Jim Carrey inducted into the into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:28:08
Matt LaRose
Soundgarden.
00:28:09
Fuck Off
Soundgarden. And I hate Jim Carrey. He's a pompous douchebag, but, and Canadian.
00:28:14
Matt LaRose
ah
00:28:16
Fuck Off
However, he met, huh?
00:28:17
Matt LaRose
It's pretty fun. He's pretty funny.
00:28:21
Fuck Off
Used to be. He met there for the first time in 17 years, his co-star from the Grinch, that little girl.
00:28:29
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, that's right from the pretty reckless. Yeah.
00:28:31
Fuck Off
and from the pretty So she's the lead singer of the Pretty Reckless who did a set for Soundgarden, I believe. um and Yeah, it's beautiful.
00:28:39
Matt LaRose
Look at the way we weave things back together.
00:28:44
Fuck Off
And ah she said this was the first time she met him without even the Grinch makeup on because he stayed in character all the time.
00:28:49
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Wow, that's crazy. What a weird fucking... She was like a little legitimately a little girl.
00:28:55
Fuck Off
she She was just a little kid and he's looking at her like, I can't wait till this thing ends so I can try to fuck you.
00:28:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What kind of drugs did you stop taking? Cause I'll get you back on them.
00:29:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, take them now. Because you are pretty reckless.
00:29:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, there you go. One more movie I watched and this one I'm interested because I think you might be a fan of this movie. I don't remember. I watched a movie called small engine repair.
00:29:22
Fuck Off
I don't recall it, if I've seen it.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
That's shocking. It's good. John Barenthal in it. It's a, it takes, takes place in Manchester, New Hampshire.
00:29:27
Fuck Off
I like John better, though.
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
couple of white trash fucking buddies oh well you know what i'm not going to tell you any more than that then it's a pretty i don't know that it's a it's the kind of movie that you would like because it's original it's in kind of an indie flick it's on netflix yeah it just went on netflix well
00:29:34
Fuck Off
No, I don't know it.
00:29:46
Fuck Off
It's on Netflix. I don't watch it. I watch both of those movies you recommended because that's what I do. I do homework for this show. I'm like your lazy sloth ass self where you just refuse to want to absolutely bring the show forward in any manner.
00:30:03
Fuck Off
And instead you want to stunt and retard its growth, much like your movie acumen.
00:30:09
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what I did almost watch, but again, just like this Donnie Brasco movie.
00:30:13
Fuck Off
Almost watch. I don't even want to hear what you. Yeah, I do want to hear. Go ahead.
00:30:16
Matt LaRose
um
00:30:16
Fuck Off
Tell me what you almost watched.
00:30:17
Matt LaRose
The only reason I didn't was because it was too long of a movie and I knew I was going to follow.
00:30:21
Fuck Off
That's too long because you have to go to bed so you can only watch the mask.
00:30:25
Matt LaRose
That's another reason why i watched The Mask. I went to watch... Uh-oh, what was the name of it? I have to make sure I get it right because it's the first one that I'm supposed to watch.
00:30:35
Fuck Off
Edward Scissorhands.
00:30:35
Matt LaRose
kissy Casino Royale.
00:30:38
Fuck Off
Oh, you what you wait.
00:30:39
Matt LaRose
I had it teed up.
00:30:41
Fuck Off
you So you didn't see it.
00:30:42
Matt LaRose
I didn't because I looked at it.
00:30:43
Fuck Off
Don't fuck yourself.
00:30:44
Matt LaRose
I'm going to watch it. I just, it was too late at night to start it. I don't want to start a movie then fall asleep halfway through it and have to fuck. I'd rather be able to sit down and watch it.
00:30:56
Fuck Off
I watched a few movies.
00:30:58
Matt LaRose
Some of us have to get up early in the morning and go to work.
00:31:02
Fuck Off
I get up and get high to go to work.
00:31:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. And you don't leave your house. You work from your fucking and
00:31:07
Fuck Off
That's true. Um,
00:31:13
Fuck Off
I saw
00:31:17
Fuck Off
ah saw a pretty cool movie. It was a documentary actually on Netflix called um
00:31:25
Fuck Off
The Octopus Murders.
00:31:27
Matt LaRose
The octopus murder. Wasn't it my octopus friend or something like that?
00:31:31
Fuck Off
No, that's your octopus.
00:31:32
Matt LaRose
oh
00:31:34
Fuck Off
um No, it's called The Octopus Murders. It's a three or four part series, but it's pretty interesting. It's like super fucking... crazy as to who runs the world type of thing.
00:31:47
Fuck Off
But what's funny about it, and it came a... Well, it's not really interesting, I guess, because they probably wrote it after after the book. When I saw this documentary, I had knew that I wanted to see it, but I wanted to read the book first because there was a book on it around the same time, which is actually turns out it was different.
00:32:08
Fuck Off
But it's funny that they all use the same term, octopus, because they're still referring to the same kind of eight arms that run the world and the banks and all this shit. Yeah. And so this book, The Octopus of...
00:32:23
Fuck Off
um
00:32:26
Fuck Off
What is it? I just said it. don't know. World Control.
00:32:28
Matt LaRose
The octopus murder.
00:32:30
Fuck Off
No, those are two different things is what I'm saying.
00:32:32
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:32:32
Fuck Off
The book is really a great book. It's very long, but it's it's pretty awesome. um And the movie, the documentary is The Octopus Murders.
00:32:45
Matt LaRose
Octopus.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. American Conspiracy. The octopus murder.
00:32:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty interesting. like
00:32:52
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:32:53
Fuck Off
And, um but if you're a, if you're a history buff, a government buff, a military buff, a war buff, a spy buff, a conspiracy buff, check out octopus.
00:33:07
Matt LaRose
Murder. I'll check that out.
00:33:08
Fuck Off
No, it's not octopus murder.
00:33:09
Matt LaRose
Yes, it is. I just pulled it up and said it.
00:33:11
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. That's the documentary. I'm talking about the book.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
You were just saying if you're interested, pull up the but the show. Okay.
00:33:18
Fuck Off
Yes, the show is about murder and American conspiracy. The book, separately, is called The Octopus of Global Control.
00:33:26
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:33:26
Fuck Off
And it's about the same kind of eight arms that run the world.
00:33:30
Matt LaRose
Okay. Do I have to wear a tinfoil hat when I read it or...
00:33:35
Fuck Off
I mean, hey, if only if you want to not know the truth, my man.
00:33:38
Matt LaRose
ah
00:33:39
Fuck Off
So I watched that. um What else
UFC Event Analysis and Predictions
00:33:42
Fuck Off
did I see? I saw something on the plane. What was it?
00:33:47
Fuck Off
Something I would never watch at home, of course.
00:33:54
Fuck Off
Is that one with Bryan Cranston?
00:33:58
Matt LaRose
Was it on Netflix or?
00:34:00
Fuck Off
No, it's a movie that's out. He did a movie, My Fear at the End of It All, or something like that.
00:34:04
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:34:07
Fuck Off
That was there, and I watched, don't know, some other stuff. but
00:34:13
Matt LaRose
brand
00:34:13
Fuck Off
That's all I...
00:34:15
Matt LaRose
That's all you had?
00:34:16
Fuck Off
That's all I watched, I think.
00:34:20
Fuck Off
I'm down the documentary rabbit hole again. I've been watching like the Charlie Sheen one. I just watched the Charlie Sheen documentary.
00:34:26
Matt LaRose
Oh, see, I was going to watch. the i See, I can't stand Charlie Sheen, so I don't want to watch a documentary about
00:34:34
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:34:35
Matt LaRose
I get it. I get it. You do drugs and you're a dirtbag and you'd fucking shoot Harlow with toilet.
00:34:35
Fuck Off
just It's just like...
00:34:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, you're a rich, spoiled kid who's always gotten your way out of shit because of your name and how how you lucked into Hollywood.
00:34:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:34:46
Matt LaRose
right
00:34:47
Fuck Off
so And you keep getting bailed out, and you're lucky, and now you're looking back on it and whatever. Boo-hoo, you made $2 million dollars a show.
00:34:56
Matt LaRose
yeah congratulations you banged fucking what's her name when she was a hot piece yeah dude so congratulations pal you sucked cock for crack at hollywood boulevard
00:35:01
Fuck Off
Dudes. Ugh.
00:35:07
Fuck Off
He did bang a lot of hot chicks. He said he spent $100 million dollars on hookers.
00:35:15
Fuck Off
$100 million. dollars One of my fucking favorite classic lines.
00:35:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, he did always say he doesn't pay them for sex. He pays them to leave afterwards.
00:35:25
Matt LaRose
It's a great line.
00:35:26
Fuck Off
I got deep into it with that.
00:35:29
Matt LaRose
There you go. Shout out to Charlie Sheen. I still don't care.
00:35:31
Fuck Off
Chuck.
00:35:33
Matt LaRose
And I'm not going to watch your documentary, but good for you.
00:35:35
Fuck Off
Nah, I wouldn't watch it.
00:35:35
Matt LaRose
Um...
00:35:42
Matt LaRose
I'm going to go this way because I've been dying to talk to you about this. Actually, I'm going to pull this up right now. Did you know, Richie, that there are fights this weekend?
00:35:53
Matt LaRose
Did you know that every time I look at this card, i every time I look at this card, I'm stunned by how stacked it is.
00:35:56
Fuck Off
Nah, I didn't know there were fights.
00:36:02
Fuck Off
Where is it?
00:36:03
Matt LaRose
New York city, Madison square garden
00:36:06
Fuck Off
Oh, shit. I'm going to be there.
00:36:09
Matt LaRose
on Saturday.
00:36:10
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:36:11
Matt LaRose
Really? Really?
00:36:11
Fuck Off
Yeah. I'm staying at the Marriott.
00:36:14
Matt LaRose
Well, you're going to go to the fights, man.
00:36:17
Fuck Off
I might.
00:36:17
Matt LaRose
It's a historic night of fights. You should see if you can get in. I bet the president will even be there.
00:36:27
Matt LaRose
I got it pulled up right here.
00:36:29
Fuck Off
Why would the president be there?
00:36:31
Matt LaRose
Because it's a fucking stacked night of fights, and he always goes to the fights when they're in Madison Square Garden.
00:36:40
Fuck Off
In three days.
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
What is that? Oh, courtyard Mary. Yeah, look at that. Wow. You're going to go to New York city on the weekend. That sounds terrible.
00:36:51
Fuck Off
Midtown. Yeah, it's my boy's... ah My boy Stevie V's big birthday is turning 60 and ol of all of the, yeah actually, the you know, the speaking of movies, Waiting with Ryan Reynolds.
00:36:59
Matt LaRose
oh
00:37:05
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:37:05
Fuck Off
and
00:37:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah
00:37:07
Fuck Off
So all these guys, um the backs of our heads were in it for a scene and and a couple of them had invested in it.
00:37:12
Matt LaRose
Oh, cool.
00:37:15
Fuck Off
yeah One of the kids is a producer actually coming out. But yeah, so we're going to have a good time.
00:37:20
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, you should take the boys to the fight.
00:37:23
Fuck Off
So i'm I didn't know this was all happening, and I didn't even know. i remember New York, but I didn't even know when, and I didn't put two and two together. So I am shocked that this is all happening, and I'm going to be there.
00:37:35
Matt LaRose
Dude. Well, wait until I completely explode your dick with this card.
00:37:41
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:37:42
Matt LaRose
So the prelim started at six o'clock. Vyashov Boryshev versus Matias Camillo.
00:37:51
Fuck Off
Oh, shit. I love that Borishev dude.
00:37:53
Matt LaRose
I know, it's the first fight of the night, dude.
00:37:55
Fuck Off
He's like a caveman club guy. So I have dinner reservations at eight o'clock.
00:38:03
Fuck Off
Literally right around the corner from this place. Yeah, I love that dude.
00:38:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's the first fight of the night at six o'clock.
00:38:11
Fuck Off
He's great.
00:38:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm going to pick him to win. So you're going to have to, you might have to, the thing is, so here's the thing. We're going to go through the early prelims and the prelims. You have dinner at eight. That's fine because the whole card from top to bottom is stacked.
00:38:25
Matt LaRose
But the main card when we get there is banger after banger after banger.
00:38:29
Fuck Off
Well, all right. What are you fucking tickling my taint for? Get to it.
00:38:32
Matt LaRose
Can I, listen, said hey, you gotta, we gotta to get through, we gotta to get through the beginning before you can come in the end, if you know what I'm saying.
00:38:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. You got to walk, not run.
00:38:40
Matt LaRose
This is,
00:38:41
Fuck Off
I get it.
00:38:42
Matt LaRose
This next fight, I don't know who either of these two guys are, so this might be a quickie, but Abengisker Saskarev versus Eric McHocanio. I don't know who that is.
00:38:53
Matt LaRose
But this fight, I'm very excited for. Your favorite female fighter, Angela Hill, is fighting my favorite female fighter, Fatima Klein, the Archangel.
00:39:05
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, I like her. She's not going to win.
00:39:07
Matt LaRose
yeah You don't think she'll beat Angela Hill?
00:39:10
Fuck Off
No, I don't, because I hate her that much.
00:39:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's really good at doing just enough to win a boring fight.
00:39:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, like, and she's just a dude to me.
00:39:18
Matt LaRose
But if this girl, Fatima Klein, can get her hands on her, man, she beats the fuck out girls. She's a mean girl.
00:39:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, so is Angela Hill, though, and that's what ends up
00:39:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:29
Fuck Off
I really think Angela Hill wins this fight. I don't want her to, but I think she wins the fight because she's a little nastier. She's a little more experienced.
00:39:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:36
Fuck Off
And and i she throws nasty ass fucking elbows.
00:39:39
Matt LaRose
It's like a old dog fighting a young up-and-comer, man.
00:39:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's actually good that they're able to do this now for women.
00:39:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. ah
00:39:47
Fuck Off
All right. You know what? don't even mind for Angela Hill this fight picking her. Unless she loses, I'm going to piss on her.
00:39:56
Matt LaRose
I famously, I oh always, whenever I think of her, the first thing, or say somebody says the name Angela Hill, and all I can remember is her farting on the Ultimate Fighter.
00:40:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, farting. Fucking disgusting.
00:40:06
Matt LaRose
Farting, bitch. Up next you have
00:40:08
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, real chicks don't fart.
00:40:11
Matt LaRose
Up next, you have Pat Sabatini versus Krep Marshall.
00:40:15
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:40:17
Matt LaRose
Sabatini's a bad motherfucker, man.
00:40:19
Fuck Off
He is. That's a great fight. he's a yeah Is he with... um What's his name?
00:40:24
Matt LaRose
Pat Sabatini.
00:40:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, does he train with... um
00:40:33
Fuck Off
the The Long Island guy.
00:40:37
Matt LaRose
Matt Sararellongo?
00:40:38
Fuck Off
Yeah. Does he train with them or is he out of Philly with Batman or Jersey?
00:40:43
Matt LaRose
I thought, I think he's out of the New Jersey guys or Philly, Philly guys.
00:40:47
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think it is Philly.
00:40:49
Matt LaRose
Let me see.
00:40:50
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:40:51
Matt LaRose
I'll pull it up right here on topology for you real quick. Pat Sabatini is yeah. Pennsylvania. He's with those Pennsylvania boys. um So that's a good fight.
00:41:02
Matt LaRose
And then, so the cool thing is the early prelims is five early prelims. there's so many fights on this card. ah Rounding out the early prelims, Kyle Dukakis takes on Gerald GM three Mearshart.
00:41:17
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:41:18
Matt LaRose
I don't think Gerald Mearshart can fight anymore because he's been knocked out so many times. So that's what I'm doing.
00:41:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm picking him to get knocked out again. But I'm surprised that he's headlining the prelims, the early prelims.
00:41:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, that's, yeah, he's, yeah, he's gone from,
00:41:30
Fuck Off
Like, that's a big fall. Or it's that big of a card. I mean, okay, um I get it. This is escalating. I can see this.
00:41:37
Matt LaRose
yeah, yeah, I told you, so.
00:41:38
Fuck Off
It's a nice setup.
00:41:42
Fuck Off
and So those are the early prelims.
00:41:43
Matt LaRose
Yep, your next prelim starting at 8 o'clock. Cody Haddon takes on my man mount what Malcolm Wellmaker. You'll remember this Malcolm Wellmaker kid. He came in, made a big splash, and then was like, hey, I'm a welder.
00:41:56
Matt LaRose
I make like $20 an hour. i need the UFC to hook me up and change my life. And they said, okay, kid, we'll give you an opportunity.
00:42:03
Fuck Off
I loved it.
00:42:04
Matt LaRose
It's a blue-collar, hard-working kid, just like yourself.
00:42:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, just like me. I'm rooting for him.
00:42:10
Matt LaRose
Malcolm Wellmaker, 10-0.
00:42:12
Fuck Off
I'm rooting for him.
00:42:13
Matt LaRose
You don't have a more blue collar name than well maker
00:42:16
Fuck Off
It's true, especially if you make wells.
00:42:18
Matt LaRose
for sure. So shout out to that dude up next, Richie. You might have to give yourself your yeah know second fight of the, of the prelims.
00:42:24
Fuck Off
Second fight of the night. Prelims.
00:42:29
Matt LaRose
You might have, you're going to have to give yourself some room in between the legs.
00:42:29
Fuck Off
Women. Girl fight.
00:42:33
Fuck Off
Tell me. Tell me.
00:42:34
Matt LaRose
Aaron Blanchfield takes on Tracy Cortez.
00:42:38
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:42:40
Matt LaRose
I was watching videos today of Tracy Cortez while she's working on her weight cut, hitting pads and yoga pants and a sports bra.
00:42:48
Fuck Off
While her ass was actually eating the entire fabric of the hair.
00:42:50
Matt LaRose
Just, yep. And she was covered head to toe in dripping sweat. I was like, oh, yeah.
00:42:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like that.
00:42:56
Matt LaRose
It was outstanding, Richie.
00:42:58
Fuck Off
Oh, man. ah like when their ears sweat a little and like runs off their fake eyelashes a bit.
00:43:03
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:43:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, interesting. She was talking about how fight week she likes to just take an hour so she can go get her nails done and get her lashes done. And all of her coaches are guys.
00:43:05
Fuck Off
and
00:43:16
Matt LaRose
So she just likes to go out by herself for an hour and just go get, go get pretty.
00:43:20
Fuck Off
Go hit it hard. Go get fucking take it out on some poor dude.
00:43:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Just fucking lay some pipe or get some pipe laid.
00:43:28
Fuck Off
I like... yeah I'm going enjoy... I have to see that.
00:43:32
Matt LaRose
I believe this is a rematch. Well, this is good this is right when your dinner reservation starts, so you'll have to be watching under the table on this one. But this is a rematch. They fought like five years ago or some shit. They fought a while ago.
00:43:45
Matt LaRose
So...
00:43:48
Matt LaRose
Let me see. Oops, I hit the wrong button here. Up next, this fight is awesome. Gregory Rodriguez takes on Roman Kopulov.
00:43:57
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:43:58
Matt LaRose
You'll remember Kopulov. He's a little skinny Russian with a fro.
00:44:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, I remember both of them, actually.
00:44:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:04
Fuck Off
this is And that kid's good. He's like a Krav Maga guy.
00:44:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's an awesome fight.
00:44:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's a really good fight. I don't know who's going to win that.
00:44:11
Matt LaRose
Gregory Rodriguez is a big ah big Brazilian boy.
00:44:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, and he's good.
00:44:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:18
Fuck Off
That's a really good fight. i'm liking the All right, I'm liking this. I like what's building here. Go ahead.
00:44:24
Matt LaRose
In the headlining the prelims, Adolfo Vieira takes on NCAA wrestler standout Bo Nickel.
00:44:32
Fuck Off
Oh, shit, really?
00:44:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's that's the headline for the prelims.
00:44:38
Fuck Off
What does headline mean? Is that the main event?
00:44:40
Matt LaRose
That's the top fight on the prelims.
00:44:42
Fuck Off
Okay, so i like that's a great top fight.
00:44:46
Matt LaRose
It really is.
00:44:47
Fuck Off
ah It's an unbelievable fight. ah I love Hidalgo. He's a world champion jiu-jitsu guy, and this is going to be an awesome fight to watch between...
00:44:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:59
Fuck Off
Wrestling in Jiu-Jitsu, which you know what that means, which is going to be awesome.
00:45:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or... Yeah, they're going to stand up and punch each other in the face. Yeah, this fight's going to be insane. It's a big test for Bo Nickel because his last fight, he got the shit punched out of
00:45:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think would Rodolfo is probably going to try to do the same, but you know he's there neither one of them are real strikers.
00:45:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:45:23
Fuck Off
It's going to be interesting. I mean, Bo Nickel can...
00:45:33
Fuck Off
It's going to be interesting. But Hudolfo may have to get him early, though.
00:45:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, before he starts to get tired.
00:45:41
Fuck Off
Well, I mean, he's going to be before he gets sweaty. And how do you finish him unless you take the back or something?
00:45:44
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Yeah, you had to choke him.
00:45:47
Fuck Off
I mean, he's he's a wrestler who's going to just be on top, trying ground and pound stuff.
00:45:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:45:53
Fuck Off
And Vieira is going to try to submit him. But how many bottom arm bars or anything do we see anymore? Not many.
00:46:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You're right. It's true. yeah I mean, you do still see arm bars, but not a lot.
00:46:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:08
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:46:10
Fuck Off
I'm happy with that as a headline.
00:46:14
Matt LaRose
So opening up the main card. So this is while you're making your you're running into the arena right now.
00:46:19
Fuck Off
This is 10. This is 10 PM.
00:46:21
Matt LaRose
This is 10 p.m. First fight of the night. Pay-per-view. The president's walked out. The whole place has gone crazy. It's unbelievable. You have Benil Dariush taking on Benoit Saint-Denis.
00:46:34
Fuck Off
Really?
00:46:35
Matt LaRose
It's great because I like Benoit Dario.
00:46:36
Fuck Off
ah
00:46:38
Matt LaRose
I don't like Benoit St. Denise, so I just hope someone gets killed.
00:46:44
Fuck Off
That's a really good fight.
00:46:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't think.
00:46:47
Fuck Off
Wait, is is Trump really going to be there?
00:46:49
Matt LaRose
I mean, he's always there where they do him either in Florida or at Madison Square Garden. He always shows up.
00:46:54
Fuck Off
I wonder how hard it is to get in if he's there.
00:46:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, you're going to have to find out. You'll report back. Boots on the ground reporting for them.
00:47:00
Fuck Off
I'll report back. I'll see what happens.
00:47:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. When we do our, we can put your tickets. We'll claim it on our taxes for the for the podcast. all the money All the money that we make off of it's a business expense.
00:47:09
Fuck Off
This business.
00:47:13
Fuck Off
it's It's business. We're in the red.
00:47:15
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. um I don't think Benoit Saint-Denis has been the same since Dustin Poirier fucking beat the shit out of him.
00:47:24
Fuck Off
No, and that's why i think we're going to see Darius is able to do that.
00:47:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:31
Fuck Off
it's good at which i you know You know me with these things. I think they these are PTSD fights. Yeah.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:47:40
Matt LaRose
All right. This next fight.
00:47:42
Fuck Off
So we're two fights into the main card.
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
This is, yeah, this is just the second fight on the main card.
00:47:47
Fuck Off
And how many are there?
00:47:47
Matt LaRose
So now there's five.
00:47:48
Fuck Off
Five?
00:47:50
Matt LaRose
So you've popped, you've popped your popcorn.
00:47:50
Fuck Off
ah we're Sorry. 20% in. I'm coming in.
00:47:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You, you're getting to your, you gotta to get to your seat for this one. Maybe right now, Benil Dariush is in the octagon saying thank you to his mom and Jesus and everybody up above.
00:48:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I just saw the decision.
00:48:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:06
Fuck Off
being being i walked in for that.
00:48:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:08
Fuck Off
Okay, great fight.
00:48:08
Matt LaRose
Grab yourself a water, grab yourself a pretzel. You like a next pretzel.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
And you got it.
00:48:12
Fuck Off
they ah grow but They're all battered up Oh
00:48:15
Matt LaRose
You got to be in your seat as Leon Rocky Edwards takes on Carlos Protes.
00:48:22
Fuck Off
shit Oh wow Holy shit This is a great fight
00:48:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. This could be the greatest three round fight of all time.
00:48:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. Kickboxer versus a UK kickboxer versus a Brazilian Muay Thai killer.
00:48:41
Fuck Off
Wow, what a fight this is going to be.
00:48:44
Matt LaRose
This might be one of the best stand-up fights in the in UFC. And it's three rounds. At first, I was like, oh, I wish it was five rounds. But it being three rounds, these two dudes are going to come out and try and beat the fuck out of each other.
00:48:55
Fuck Off
This fight's going to be awesome.
00:48:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
00:48:58
Fuck Off
This might be fight of the night.
00:49:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:49:02
Fuck Off
Two fights in.
00:49:03
Matt LaRose
It might be fight of the night, but also there's two fights after it that might be fight of the night, so maybe.
00:49:08
Fuck Off
Oh, two or three.
00:49:10
Matt LaRose
Well, I don't know if the headline fights. good We'll see. We'll see. I don't want to.
00:49:13
Fuck Off
right All right. Well, let's see what's next. I think this is the fight of the night right there.
00:49:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who are you picking to win in this fight?
00:49:22
Matt LaRose
Carlos Protas says Leon Edwards is past his prime. This is my time now. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and drink some whiskey and then go kick the bag.
00:49:31
Fuck Off
He might be right. um And i I like, I mean, Pratas is younger, stronger, bigger. I just still think Leon Edwards is much more athletic and uses his distance a bit better.
00:49:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but Protest is long, dude. He's got long arms, he's got long legs.
00:49:48
Fuck Off
He is long. Yeah.
00:49:50
Matt LaRose
I mean, so does Leon, too.
00:49:52
Fuck Off
I think Leon wins this fight.
00:49:54
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:49:54
Fuck Off
I think, I think it goes the distance, but if it could end with Pratas knocking him out.
00:49:54
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:50:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think I like Leon Edwards, but I've always thought that he was kind of soft.
00:50:06
Fuck Off
Me too.
00:50:06
Matt LaRose
And, like, Nate Diaz almost fucked this dude up. Like, Jorge...
00:50:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, but he's he's got technique. And every time, i never really pick him.
00:50:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:16
Fuck Off
and But he's got crazy technique. Yeah,
00:50:20
Matt LaRose
So does protest, man.
00:50:22
Fuck Off
yeah but Pratas seems to me more undisciplined. To me, Leon Edwards is more disciplined.
00:50:27
Matt LaRose
Huh?
00:50:27
Fuck Off
Even though he's wild with his... you know he he's off He still seems more disciplined. and and
00:50:33
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:50:34
Fuck Off
And you know what? I'm being a little... um
00:50:39
Fuck Off
Maybe I'm using and filtering information I shouldn't be either. I'm thinking about the last couple of fights that the nerds have had where they're not doing very well.
00:50:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:49
Fuck Off
They've been a little bit exposed.
00:50:50
Matt LaRose
Well, this the other thing is Protas is now coming off the first loss of his career to Ian Machado Gary.
00:50:56
Fuck Off
Yeah. So is Ian Machado Gary better than Leon? I don't think so.
00:51:01
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, I don't think so either.
00:51:04
Fuck Off
So, don't know. That's how I look at it.
00:51:06
Matt LaRose
Interesting. Fun. Okay.
00:51:08
Fuck Off
But I would love Pradas to win. ah
00:51:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:11
Fuck Off
I really love the guy.
00:51:12
Matt LaRose
He's awesome.
00:51:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:51:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, see, you just fucking this fight just ended. and You're like, oh, my God, Maddie. How can this how can this card get any better?
00:51:22
Fuck Off
That's a great fight.
00:51:23
Matt LaRose
I can't have my balls get blown off any harder than what just happened.
00:51:27
Fuck Off
No.
00:51:27
Matt LaRose
But maybe i could maybe get an ice cream to make myself feel better after that.
00:51:31
Fuck Off
I do like ice cream, but I wouldn't shit at the guard.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
And then it. And then that's true. And then you have 18 and 0 Michael Morales taking on 18 and one straight out of Philly's own Sean Brady.
00:51:45
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:51:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, this card is insane. This is the featured bout of the evening.
00:51:54
Matt LaRose
Sean Brady from Philly takes on Michael Morales, 18-0.
00:51:57
Fuck Off
This might be fight of the night too.
00:51:59
Matt LaRose
That's why I told you. I said it could there could be more fights of the night.
00:52:04
Fuck Off
That's a great fight.
00:52:05
Matt LaRose
It's an insane fight. Michael Morales is coming fresh off of a knockout win to Gilbert Burns.
00:52:07
Fuck Off
I got Sean Brady.
00:52:12
Matt LaRose
Stokinio. And Sean Brady just submitted Leon Edwards. So Leon Edwards and Protas both coming off losses.
00:52:22
Fuck Off
Which means whoever wins this fight Yeah
00:52:23
Matt LaRose
That's right. Sean Brady beat the fuck out of Leon Edwards. Remember? That was in March. He beat the fuck out of him and then submitted him. That's why I'm telling you.
00:52:33
Fuck Off
Yeah And he's got a different game he than Pratas Yeah, you're right Maybe you're right
00:52:33
Matt LaRose
Protas is going to beat the fuck of
00:52:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but it's I don't think Leon's there mentally. I think's think soft. So, yeah, Michael Morales versus Sean Brady. You're taking Sean Brady.
00:52:46
Fuck Off
I got Sean Brady.
00:52:48
Matt LaRose
I think this fight could be insane.
00:52:52
Fuck Off
I actually don't think Sean Brady wins, but I'm pick i'm picking him
00:52:56
Matt LaRose
If he wins, I will tell you this. If he beats the fuck out of this guy the way he's been beating the fuck out of people, like he's the guy. He's next in line for a title shot. like
00:53:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, who's the champ?
00:53:06
Matt LaRose
And welterweight is, well, this's you're going to find out at the main event of the evening.
00:53:11
Fuck Off
Oh, okay. Let me know.
00:53:12
Matt LaRose
But before you get to the main event of the evening, you have to have the co-main event of the evening.
00:53:16
Fuck Off
This is a stat card. You're right.
00:53:18
Matt LaRose
If your dick and balls have any, even a drop of blood or a singular heartbeat pulse left in them, that's about to get blown off as the women's flyweight Valentina Shevchenko takes on former, ah what is it?
00:53:37
Matt LaRose
strawweight champion vacated her belt and moved up to so to flyweight Wiley Zhang.
00:53:43
Fuck Off
Right. Great fight.
00:53:45
Matt LaRose
Probably the two best women in the last...
00:53:50
Fuck Off
Ever.
00:53:50
Matt LaRose
I mean, yeah. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. I'm with you on that.
00:53:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're the two best female fighters ever.
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And now they're going to fight each other.
00:53:59
Fuck Off
I got Bullet.
00:54:01
Matt LaRose
I'm taking bullet too, actually. And I love Wiley Zhang.
00:54:05
Matt LaRose
I think she's he's actually shut...
00:54:05
Fuck Off
I love them both.
00:54:06
Fuck Off
and My biggest thing with Bullet is she's getting older, but I don't know how much that affects the women like it will the men, which is interesting.
00:54:10
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:54:13
Matt LaRose
I agree.
00:54:15
Fuck Off
But, I mean, Bullet is, she's combat every day.
00:54:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:21
Fuck Off
Her life forever.
00:54:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's an actual Russian assassin.
00:54:26
Fuck Off
love her. And the best part about her, guess who's going to be in her corner?
00:54:28
Matt LaRose
i
00:54:34
Fuck Off
Her sister.
00:54:36
Matt LaRose
I don't know. Her sister hasn't been in the corner the last couple.
00:54:38
Fuck Off
She'll be there this fight.
00:54:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you think so?
00:54:41
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
Even if she's not. Yeah, I love Wiley Zhang. Super athlete. She's fucking great. But if I'm going to pick a commie, it's going to be a Russian commie.
00:54:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm not down with the the red scare as much as I'm down with the red scare.
00:54:57
Matt LaRose
Right, right, right. Sniper Wolf, Bullet, Valentina, Shevchenko.
00:55:01
Fuck Off
Ah, so fucking hot.
00:55:02
Matt LaRose
This is five rounds.
00:55:05
Fuck Off
Great fight. It might even go five rounds, too.
00:55:06
Matt LaRose
Awesome. Yeah, might be fight of the night.
00:55:10
Fuck Off
That also could be fight of the night.
00:55:11
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:55:13
Fuck Off
and And maybe there are more than one fight of the nights because they're potentially, they could easily get fight of the night and he could easily hand it out to someone else too.
00:55:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They could hand it out, although I don't think this will be, but they could hand it out to the main event of the evening. So now you can just sit back and enjoy the show because you've gotten your dick blown off three fucking insane fights in a row.
00:55:31
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going to need to get an Uber home because when I'm walking, my ball sack is so low to the ground, wind is going to have a sail.
00:55:35
Matt LaRose
And.
00:55:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:43
Fuck Off
the I'm going to be walking against it.
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
You're going to be dragging like the jeans, like your jeans when they go around the back of your foot.
00:55:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, exactly.
00:55:51
Matt LaRose
but For the welterweight championship of the world, Jack Della Madalena takes on former 155 pound champion, again vacated and moved up in weight, Islam Makhachev.
00:56:08
Fuck Off
I don't think this is a close fight.
00:56:10
Matt LaRose
I agree with you.
00:56:12
Fuck Off
I think Islam's going to smoke this guy.
00:56:15
Matt LaRose
100% dude.
00:56:16
Fuck Off
I think it's going to be done in the first round.
00:56:19
Matt LaRose
I think
00:56:19
Fuck Off
And i think I think it's going to be done within the first three minutes of the fight.
00:56:23
Matt LaRose
I think if it's not the first round it's most definitely by the second round. He's going to stop this.
00:56:27
Fuck Off
I think i he hasn't fought in a while. i think he's going to want to just show up and show out. I think he's...
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
He doesn't have to cut a shitload of weight.
00:56:36
Fuck Off
No, it's going to be insane.
00:56:41
Fuck Off
I can't see it going any other way, but if it were to, like, the Lama Lear would be great, but...
00:56:44
Matt LaRose
Everybody keeps saying, so many people, so many people are picking Della Maddalena. And I, and it's like, I think, because I think everybody wants to be, if, if he were to win, everybody wants to be the guy was like, Oh, see, I told you.
00:56:51
Fuck Off
That's just stupid. what On what grounds?
00:56:59
Matt LaRose
So i told you. So we bur I don't think they actually believe that he's going to win. I think that they just want to be the one that was like, everybody keeps saying, Oh, he has such nasty boxing. He has so much better boxing than Makachev and blah, blah, blah.
00:57:12
Matt LaRose
And even Islam says, is the fightest hardest fight I've ever i've ever had in my life. But what, is he going to not say that? You know?
00:57:19
Fuck Off
It will be. And, and you know what? D'Alamalea's boxing might be better. It actually might be, but not the rest of the overall game, even just in, I can't wait to see their, their bodies when they're next to each other and just, you know, the strength that they each carry.
00:57:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:35
Matt LaRose
Do you agree with
00:57:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I can tell you this.
00:57:42
Fuck Off
Um,
00:57:43
Matt LaRose
Again, I don't want to... Oh, look at this. Here you go, Richie. This is for you. me just stop the sound. on Look at that. do you like that?
00:57:52
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:57:54
Matt LaRose
Look at the abs on that.
00:57:56
Fuck Off
yeah that's an impressive looking fellow.
00:57:58
Matt LaRose
She's got the biggest legs on the planet.
00:58:02
Fuck Off
and Not really. She's 130 yeah. 170?
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
Right, but for a 130-pound girl, she has gigantic legs.
00:58:08
Fuck Off
ah yeah
00:58:10
Matt LaRose
um I got to see if I can find it, but I had a picture. I was going to, the reason I took this out to show you was because I was going to show you a picture of Islam at 170 pounds because he's thick.
00:58:20
Fuck Off
one seventy
00:58:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or he's like, you know, cutting. Oh yeah. Right here. Here you go. ah come on. I'm going to have to, here we go. Boom. See if I can do this.
00:58:35
Matt LaRose
Look at how thick your boy is right now.
00:58:39
Matt LaRose
Islam says, I started taking creatine.
00:58:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. I don't know if he's going to pass this test.
00:58:46
Matt LaRose
I thought that same thing. i was like, he's so fucking huge right now.
00:58:51
Fuck Off
None of those people look like that.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You should see Khabib now.
00:58:55
Fuck Off
Actually, not Khabib, but um what's his name?
00:58:55
Matt LaRose
Hamza. Yeah.
00:58:58
Fuck Off
I saw a picture of um my man, Kismet.
00:59:04
Matt LaRose
Hamza. Yeah. hows up
00:59:06
Fuck Off
I just saw a picture of him, and he's fucking he looks like fucking Franco Colombo.
00:59:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:13
Matt LaRose
He's enormous, dude.
00:59:14
Fuck Off
He's huge and he's got striations like ripping through his back and stuff. And that's not his body style.
00:59:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:20
Fuck Off
He's not built like that.
00:59:22
Matt LaRose
us They just got him on a good conditioning program.
00:59:24
Fuck Off
It's super good. It looks like they're all on that same program.
00:59:27
Matt LaRose
I love it. I love the Russian conditioning program.
00:59:30
Fuck Off
It must be the creatine, the Russian creatine. But yeah, um I don't see how Delamalier can win this fight in any form or fashion.
00:59:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean, shout out to him for being good, but Islam. So I wanted to actually, this is one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you because.
00:59:49
Fuck Off
This is life in fighting. Good fighters just at bad times because people are dominant.
00:59:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You were the first person I knew after like the first or second Khabib Nurmagomedov fight ever. You were like, this dude's the greatest fighter in the world.
01:00:05
Matt LaRose
This dude is my favorite fighter. There's nobody better than this dude. He's going to kill everybody. And then he did that.
01:00:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, until I saw Khazmat.
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
Hamzat. So everybody says that Islam is Khabib 2.0 and that Khabib was good, but Islam is better. So do you think that, uh, is, do you like Islam? Do you, I think, I mean, I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but do you like Islam? And, uh, do you think he truly is Khabib 2.0 and can be as great or greater than Khabib?
01:00:41
Fuck Off
I think all those guys are, and they can't be great or greater until they start fighting each other at some point.
01:00:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:47
Fuck Off
They're going to need to weed out who really wants to be the best, if they really want to be the best, and they'll have to fight a few of them. Is he Khabib 2.0? I would say yes, simply because of the fact he's got the same type of wrestling and control with the wrestling, but he's got better hands, in my opinion.
01:01:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's got good Muay Thai.
01:01:08
Fuck Off
And he's got, yeah, he's got just better, tighter technique with his striking.
01:01:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:13
Fuck Off
So, I mean, is he better? Yes. There are different times now. If they were wrestling, he'd probably get um pieced up still by Khabib, but it's not that way anymore.
01:01:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:25
Fuck Off
I think this guy's better.
01:01:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:27
Fuck Off
ah Is he the greatest fighter ever? I don't think so. there's All of these guys are so good, that whole group of them.
01:01:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:36
Fuck Off
even dish And throw Dishwali in there.
01:01:39
Matt LaRose
Mm. Dwalishvili. Yeah.
01:01:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, my man Dishwali and Della Lamaleer.
01:01:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. When you say dish Wally, I think every time going call him dishrag.
01:01:51
Fuck Off
But I still think until I'm proven otherwise, and there's nothing for me. I've always said John Jones is the greatest fighter ever.
01:01:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Dana White stole that from you.
01:02:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, it was Khabib for sure, but just Jon Jones, what he could do with every – he's just so – Khabib was the most dominant champion ever.
01:02:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was just a destroyer.
01:02:15
Fuck Off
Jon Jones is the most phenomenal, legendary, you know number one guy that –
01:02:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Jon Jones is truly great everywhere.
01:02:24
Fuck Off
yeah, he just –
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
That's why he's so amazing. He can fuck you up with elbows. He can fuck you up with kicks. He can wrestle you. He can shit take the world champions and choke them unconscious while just standing up.
01:02:35
Fuck Off
And he did it in two divisions. Like he cleaned out two full divisions in in a way that he's dominated one.
01:02:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:43
Fuck Off
I mean, he dominated them both. He both, he literally closed, almost closed out and destroyed both divisions.
01:02:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:49
Fuck Off
And so if you, until Pereira came back or, you know, I mean, there, he, what was there to share for a bit?
01:02:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
01:02:57
Fuck Off
Like there was nothing, it was nothing great.
01:02:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Everyone, like, it was like, it was like Gustafson and and then it was, and then it was Jamal and fucking Yuri, you know?
01:03:03
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:03:09
Fuck Off
ah Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, the and they're still struggling to even the heavyweights, they're still struggling unless he's in the mix.
01:03:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:16
Fuck Off
So I think that in and of itself makes him the greatest of all time. But I think Hazmut has the chance to usurp that because I think he can keep doing what he's doing and he might be the first ever like three division guy, four division, four division guy.
01:03:39
Fuck Off
Because he's a middleweight, I think, right?
01:03:41
Matt LaRose
he's well he's he fought between 170 and 185 and then he had some trouble making weight a couple times so he was fighting only at 185.
01:03:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, he could fight. He can. He's going to.
01:03:56
Matt LaRose
He can go up to 205 and fucking smoke people.
01:03:57
Fuck Off
He'll have. And I'm saying he can go up to heavyweight and do it as well.
01:04:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:04
Fuck Off
I think he's got the, he definitely has the height and the physique to be able to do that. But more than anything, he's just got the style.
01:04:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:12
Fuck Off
No one has done anything to this guy.
01:04:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:17
Matt LaRose
Did he lose one fight?
01:04:19
Fuck Off
No, he didn't lose. He was in a tough fight, but anyway that was more on him. He looks sluggish and shit. And these guys get cocky and they do. that His biggest problem is going to be, can he fight being Americanized?
01:04:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:35
Fuck Off
Or ah more more likely Westernized.
01:04:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Western Eyes is the...
01:04:40
Fuck Off
And that's his biggest thing. It'll be those demons that he's going to be like the Chechen fucking John Jones.
01:04:50
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, that's right. He didn't lose. He caved in Robert Whittaker's face with a face crank.
01:04:54
Fuck Off
Oh my God. That was his last fight too. He's just killed him too.
01:04:56
Matt LaRose
No, he beat Duplicy's.
01:05:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Unanimous decision to make him the champion. Yeah, so he's the champ at 185. Yeah.
01:05:08
Fuck Off
Yeah. He can do two. ah He can do one 85, two Oh five and heavyweight. That's what I think.
01:05:13
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah, I mean, he...
01:05:14
Fuck Off
and And they may even put another belt system. And if they put like a cruiser weight or a, yeah, if they do that, he then he'll, he'll have those too.
01:05:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, like a 225 or something.
01:05:23
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah. So that's your stacked card live from Madison Square Garden this weekend.
01:05:29
Fuck Off
All right, let's see what I can do.
01:05:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you should spend the tickets up. Let me know if you get the boys in in the tickets and everything. I'll meet you down there, you know?
01:05:37
Fuck Off
You're full of shit. No, if we get the tickets, it'll be just walking by, grabbing what's left, if anything.
01:05:43
Matt LaRose
No, I know that.
01:05:43
Fuck Off
I'll go in for so i'll go in for standing room.
01:05:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:47
Fuck Off
We'll see what happens.
01:05:47
Matt LaRose
Go in. and Yeah. I've never been to Madison Square Garden.
01:05:51
Fuck Off
and MSG.
01:05:53
Matt LaRose
Some of the greatest fights in history have taken place at MSG.
01:05:57
Fuck Off
It's true.
Jake Paul in Boxing: Speculations and Impact
01:05:58
Matt LaRose
Conor McGregor and Eddie Alvarez to become the champ champ.
01:06:04
Fuck Off
What a piece of shit that guy is.
01:06:04
Matt LaRose
Can you believe it? He found Jesus. It's all better now.
01:06:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's fine. He's healed. He's like Charlie Sheen.
01:06:10
Matt LaRose
I got some breaking news for you that you'll really love. ah Jake Paul was supposed to fight somebody and then they pulled out
01:06:19
Fuck Off
I heard it was Javante Davis, and he beat up his girl and went to jail, and Jake Paul said, fuck you, I'm not going to give you any money, which is the only good thing he's ever said.
01:06:22
Matt LaRose
Davis.
01:06:28
Fuck Off
So he went to jail, and then the big fella I heard perked up.
01:06:34
Matt LaRose
the word on the street is they're gonna he's gonna fight Anthony Joshua in December tell me about this because I don't know much about did Anthony Joshua fight
01:06:41
Fuck Off
and
01:06:47
Matt LaRose
ah Tyson Fury maybe right didn't he yeah didn't one time you walked out with a huge like suit of armor on and it made it too heavy for him and then it smoked him before the first round
01:06:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, he did. a couple i think three times, maybe. um
01:06:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. um the He's going to wax this fucking kid, finally. Finally, this kid's going to fight someone who's at least a fighter his size.
01:07:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And can, but yeah, he's going to fight an actual box.
01:07:11
Fuck Off
He's still older. He's younger than him, but at least he's... And Joshua can hit.
01:07:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:07:17
Fuck Off
Paul's going to get knocked out, I would guess, under a minute.
01:07:24
Matt LaRose
Wow. You think he's going to kill him that fast, huh?
01:07:27
Fuck Off
He's just... The punching power discrepancy is indescribable from what this kid's used to being hit with. This kid's fighting 150-pound guys.
01:07:37
Matt LaRose
That's true. And some of you who aren't even actual boxers.
01:07:38
Fuck Off
that blue that
01:07:41
Fuck Off
That blew up from 155 fighters and maybe they're 185 now. This kid's 225, 235, and 6'3", I think, He's huge.
01:07:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i know he's I know he's huge, right?
01:07:52
Fuck Off
So Anthony Joshua, I think, is but is he six five and i think he's probably ah probably be about two hundred and forty five pounds
01:08:02
Matt LaRose
Now, would you say Anthony Joshua is a superior athlete. If you catch my drift.
01:08:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, he is. but But he's got some big flaws, too. I mean, he's got a questionable chin at times, and he is also comes in not in the best of shape at times because he gets a little cocky.
01:08:25
Matt LaRose
Right. Thanks. He doesn't have to train for a fucking.
01:08:27
Fuck Off
So it'll be interesting to see if this is just a paycheck for him and he wants it.
01:08:28
Matt LaRose
call
01:08:31
Fuck Off
It'll be interesting to see.
01:08:31
Matt LaRose
How old is Anthony Joshua?
01:08:34
Fuck Off
I don't think he's that old, like maybe 36.
01:08:39
Matt LaRose
Let me see. Yeah, 36 nailed it right on the head there. Yeah, so he's not super old.
01:08:46
Fuck Off
But he's old for fighting.
01:08:48
Matt LaRose
Right, and you right.
01:08:50
Fuck Off
And and he's he's been hit more times than this kid has ever been hit in his life, Jake Paul.
01:08:55
Matt LaRose
I believe that.
01:08:56
Fuck Off
You know, and with by big fucking dudes. this He's going to destroy Jake Paul.
01:09:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:09:03
Fuck Off
Unless there's a fix, this is finally what exposes this punk kid.
01:09:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I can see. I mean, this is like a legitimate boxer, so.
01:09:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a legit boxer.
01:09:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens. Maybe maybe December and netflix on Netflix if they make it end up happening. So we'll see.
01:09:22
Fuck Off
It'll happen. This kid's got a lot of star power. I don't get him at all. I don't like them.
01:09:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:09:26
Fuck Off
It's
01:09:27
Matt LaRose
It's crazy, man. People still care about Jake Paul. It's wild, so.
01:09:30
Fuck Off
so stupid to me.
01:09:32
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
01:09:33
Fuck Off
But, I mean, if he's truly doing what he's saying he's doing, which is making money for boxers and trying to fight for insurance for them, I think that's great.
01:09:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Go you, bro. Go you.
01:09:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck you, fag.
Sports Commentary: Patriots and F1 Drama
01:09:47
Matt LaRose
The other thing I can't wait to talk to you about, Richie, is ah I told you that if the Patriots were 500 this season, I would consider that a success. And you still will not give them their due and consider them a success. But they are now 8-2, which means they're further than halfway through the season.
01:10:04
Matt LaRose
And they're...
01:10:04
Fuck Off
And I said a great season for them, a great season would be seven to nine wins, remember?
01:10:12
Matt LaRose
ah huh
01:10:14
Fuck Off
And that's what they're having. They are having a great season.
01:10:18
Matt LaRose
All I heard was the big test was going to be the Tampa Bay Buccaneers because they're such a good team and Durka, Durka, Durka.
01:10:18
Fuck Off
I haven't denied that.
01:10:26
Fuck Off
It was, and they were.
01:10:26
Matt LaRose
And the Patriots fucking showed them the door.
01:10:27
Fuck Off
And they were short some big weapons, but no excuses.
01:10:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:31
Fuck Off
No excuses. These guys have a chance to win 11 games.
01:10:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They could win the division.
01:10:38
Fuck Off
They play the Jets tomorrow night.
01:10:41
Matt LaRose
And the Jets are let me check, fucking terrible like always.
01:10:44
Fuck Off
They are even worse than always. They're horrendous. They play the Giants, I think, after that. Or no, maybe that's two weeks.
01:10:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:53
Fuck Off
at December 1st.
01:10:53
Matt LaRose
I think it's two weeks after, yeah.
01:10:55
Fuck Off
Because they're off. and then it's so that's or And the Bills maybe in between. I don't know.
01:11:01
Matt LaRose
I'm pulling it up for you right now.
01:11:02
Fuck Off
But the the Giants game, fucking terrible.
01:11:06
Matt LaRose
right. So they're playing the Jets tomorrow night.
01:11:09
Fuck Off
That's a win.
01:11:10
Matt LaRose
Then they play the Bengals the following Sunday.
01:11:12
Fuck Off
So they're 9 up. The Bengals, they're going to beat them too. There's 10 wins.
01:11:17
Matt LaRose
Okay, so then the week after that, Monday night football against the New York Giants.
01:11:21
Fuck Off
There's 11 wins.
01:11:22
Matt LaRose
Okay, then they got a bye week.
01:11:24
Fuck Off
So they're 11-2 at this point.
01:11:26
Matt LaRose
Then December 14th, they come back off off the bye week versus the Buffalo Bills.
01:11:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, and this is where I think they get the loss, but that's fine because they need it. So now they're eleven and three
01:11:37
Matt LaRose
And then they got the Ravens.
01:11:39
Fuck Off
I think they might lose this game, which is 11-4. Some panic starts to set in.
01:11:44
Matt LaRose
but then they're playing the jets and
01:11:44
Fuck Off
Everyone's going to – and then that's what happens. Once the panic sets in, then they realize, oh, thank God the Jets are here. Let's get our shit together, which is going to be perfect because they beat them.
01:11:54
Fuck Off
So they finish the season at 12-4. Oh, what is it?
01:11:56
Matt LaRose
well, they got one more after that. They got the Miami dolphins, which it's, it's in Gillette, but also if you're in the play at that point, you're, you're going to know whether you're in the playoffs or not, most likely.
01:12:00
Fuck Off
Miami. Where is it? Where is it?
01:12:06
Fuck Off
Oh.
01:12:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're twelve and four so maybe they go 12-5. If they went thirteen and three that's insane. If they go 12-5, that's unbelievable. so And then they get a but they get a um they get ah a playoff game.
01:12:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:12:30
Fuck Off
And once you're in the playoffs, anything can happen. You just got to get your foot in the door, or handsome fella.
01:12:33
Matt LaRose
It's going to get your foot in the door. Got to get your foot in the door.
01:12:38
Fuck Off
And I really think that. They get in the playoff, especially this year with the teams that are out there.
01:12:43
Matt LaRose
Patriots are back, baby.
01:12:44
Fuck Off
They are not necessarily back yet.
01:12:47
Matt LaRose
You won't give them the credit that's due.
01:12:49
Fuck Off
and there's stood You know what? I hate Tony Romo, but he said he said exactly what I've been saying for 10 weeks now. Drake May, especially with a wet ball, has a tendency of sailing his balls.
01:13:04
Fuck Off
Sailing was the word I was... I kept saying he overthrew, he's high a lot.
01:13:07
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:13:09
Fuck Off
But it truly is. It sails. ah His arm is fucking lightning. It's a lightning rod.
01:13:14
Matt LaRose
It's got hang time. His balls have hang time.
01:13:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, so he's got to work on his accuracy a bit, even though he's got the highest accuracy. Think about how much better he would be, though, if he's hitting these guys in the numbers.
01:13:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:29
Fuck Off
ah But yeah, he he lets a lot of balls sail on him.
01:13:29
Matt LaRose
He is, I tell you, I keep saying it, he's a gunslinger and I like it.
01:13:35
Fuck Off
He is. He's like Phillip Rivers. he's like He's like Justin Herbert.
01:13:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:40
Matt LaRose
Joe Namath.
01:13:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:13:44
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:13:45
Fuck Off
ah But the kid's a winner, and he's a leader, and he's yeah he's got good poise.
01:13:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:13:50
Fuck Off
And I think that good things are going to come out of – he's got a great coach, but he's got just a gift from God with his arm.
01:13:53
Matt LaRose
Got a great coach. Vrabels.
01:13:58
Fuck Off
He can just hang it up.
01:13:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:14:00
Fuck Off
I don't know why they just won't go out and break the bank and go get Justin Jefferson or some big time receiver. It'll be a Randy Moss type situation.
01:14:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, why wouldn't you do that?
01:14:10
Matt LaRose
Get Antonio Brown. He needs some work.
01:14:10
Fuck Off
I can't believe they didn't.
01:14:13
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. But he's going to have plenty of it. It's just going to be making license plates.
01:14:18
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, right.
01:14:22
Matt LaRose
It's a good time to be a Boston sports fan. The fucking Bruins are on a seven-game heater right now.
01:14:27
Fuck Off
And they're still have a losing record. Do they not?
01:14:30
Matt LaRose
No, they have a winning...
01:14:30
Fuck Off
No, no, no. The Celtics have a losing record.
01:14:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the the Bruins have a winning record in their second place in the division behind who?
01:14:32
Fuck Off
Right, right. Yeah.
01:14:37
Fuck Off
Behind the terrible, absolute fucking thorn in our side.
01:14:41
Matt LaRose
urge Scourge of the earth. The fucking Montreal Canadiens.
01:14:46
Matt LaRose
What year is it, Richie?
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God, I can't.
01:14:48
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Fucking could be any year, quite honestly.
01:14:49
Matt LaRose
We're right we're right back at it again, man nineteen seventy
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1940. Joe Namath.
01:14:55
Matt LaRose
man. 1970? 1986? You name it.
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joe namath
01:15:01
Matt LaRose
You sure do look pretty tonight. Remember when you did that on fucking Monday Night Football?
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Yeah, Susie Colber.
01:15:07
Matt LaRose
the
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I'm fucking wasted, Susie.
01:15:08
Matt LaRose
I liked it. I'd like to kiss you. remember watching that live and my mom and dad being like, that dude is fucking shit face.
01:15:16
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Yeah. He was fucking...
01:15:20
Matt LaRose
I was young with that. That was what, like 96 or something like that. I was like 12 years old. So that was like, they were like, oh yeah, that dude is shit face right now. You sure do look nice to that.
01:15:31
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That was crazy. So funny.
01:15:35
Matt LaRose
It was funny, man. i hit a I went four for four on the weekend. The Bruins won, the Patriots won, Clemson won, and the Badgers won.
01:15:42
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The Badgers won a big game, honestly.
01:15:44
Matt LaRose
Fucking right, dude.
01:15:45
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That was a huge win against a good team, which is fucking weird because they've sucked all year.
01:15:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Hey, man. Even a blind...
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But the same with Clemson. Clemson was lucky. They played a Florida State team that was good for a minute, but then imploded and they sucked, so that worked out well. 6-7.
01:16:01
Matt LaRose
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut when a broken clock is right twice a day is what they usually say.
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six seven six seven
01:16:10
Matt LaRose
six seven man.
01:16:13
Matt LaRose
6'7".
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What else we got?
01:16:17
Matt LaRose
ah The only other thing I had, I don't even really have anything. I had Rally Japan last weekend. was unbelievable.
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Konnichiwa.
01:16:24
Matt LaRose
The championship is now down to the final rally of the year in two weeks in Saudi Arabia.
01:16:29
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That's going to be fun, and it's great when it comes to that. Did you hear about the Ferrari guy throwing Lewis Hamilton and Leclerc under the bus?
01:16:32
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:16:36
Matt LaRose
No, what was that all about? I love motorsports drama.
01:16:38
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basically said, it it seems like Ferrari's got the best cars on the planet because they just won the 24-hour Le Mans, I think.
01:16:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:16:48
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And he said, so our cars aren't the issue. Our pit stops are the fastest in f one
01:16:54
Matt LaRose
yeah
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Our engineers have created amazing cars, which leaves the drivers being the issue.
01:17:00
Matt LaRose
That's fantastic.
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but So we threw fucking Hamilton and Leclerc under the bus.
01:17:04
Matt LaRose
That's your boy.
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And I know he hasn't had a good year, man.
01:17:08
Matt LaRose
I'm glad my boy Sainz got out of there. He doesn't need to be part of that bullshit.
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And I don't know how, but this fucking Dutchman keeps sticking around, sticking around.
01:17:19
Matt LaRose
Who is it? Which, who are you talking about?
01:17:22
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Verstappen.
01:17:23
Matt LaRose
Oh, Matt, your boy, Max.
01:17:24
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He's got a legit shot at potentially coming back and getting the title. And honestly, if he does, it'd be fucking incredible because he was, think he was in like sixth place for a while.
01:17:36
Matt LaRose
and
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And with half the season to go,
01:17:39
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit. They're racing in Vegas this weekend.
01:17:41
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Yeah, it's a good one.
01:17:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, wait, not this weekend. Next weekend.
01:17:44
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Well, they're in Brazil.
01:17:44
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
01:17:45
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they're and No, Brazil just happened.
01:17:47
Matt LaRose
No, they're in Vegas next weekend.
01:17:48
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They're Vegas next. Yeah, they had to travel.
01:17:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, the games of the race on 11 o'clock at night on Saturday.
01:17:55
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So fucking awesome. Hmm.
01:17:57
Matt LaRose
I didn't I've never watched the Vegas race, so they only have what one to three races left.
01:18:03
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Yeah, and Verstappen has a legitimate shot because because um Piastri and um Lando, they're teammates, but they've been jockeying back and forth with winning races, and they're kind of fucking each other a little bit.
01:18:06
Matt LaRose
shit huh
01:18:17
Matt LaRose
Right. Yeah.
01:18:18
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So Piastri, who was in first place, just absolutely... wilted I mean, his nut shriveled up and shot out the back of the exhaust system.
01:18:27
Matt LaRose
ah
01:18:30
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He has literally choked his chicken out of this. fuck He had the trophy.
01:18:34
Matt LaRose
Groovy land.
01:18:34
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Hands down.
01:18:36
Matt LaRose
Groovy Lando is currently leading with 390 points. Your boy Piastri has 366. He has 341, so less. Yeah. Yeah.
01:18:41
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Yeah. and And I think that's going to stay the same. But what does Verstappen have?
01:18:45
Matt LaRose
Holy shit. He's unreal.
01:18:48
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And if he wins two of the next three races, if he wins them, he's got a chance of, I think, winning the thing.
01:18:50
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:18:54
Matt LaRose
yeah holy shit
01:18:56
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and which would be probably one of the greatest F1 seasons ever, which would make him one of the greatest F1 drivers ever, which I hate.
01:19:04
Matt LaRose
he's pretty unreal
01:19:07
Matt LaRose
Wow, there's a Tide driver.
01:19:07
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He's got a great car.
01:19:08
Matt LaRose
No shit. There you go. That's exciting. Same thing with Formula One coming down the last couple races of the year. That's exciting.
01:19:16
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Yeah, it makes it fun, man.
01:19:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man.
01:19:20
Matt LaRose
Gives you something to fucking pay attention to.
01:19:23
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Give you something to believe in Who's that?
01:19:23
Matt LaRose
Racing is... Racing is awesome.
01:19:25
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Poison? Poison. You give me something to believe it
01:19:31
Matt LaRose
Every rose has its stones. Ricky Rocket.
01:19:38
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Ricky Rocket. Bret Michaels.
01:19:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Bret Michaels.
01:19:42
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C.C.
01:19:42
Matt LaRose
What?
01:19:42
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DeVille.
01:19:43
Matt LaRose
CeCe DeVille. Yeah.
01:19:45
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C.C. pick up your guitar and talk to me.
01:19:49
Matt LaRose
It's terrible.
01:19:50
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Talk about fucking leading the gay revolution.
01:19:52
Matt LaRose
Hair metal was just, it was, we talked about that.
01:19:55
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It was a terrible, terrible phase, especially when when legends get sucked into the mix like Kiss.
01:19:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:20:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yep.
01:20:01
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It was a bad time.
01:20:03
Matt LaRose
They got all queered out, as they call it. That's what fucking Bryce Mitchell calls it.
01:20:09
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Yeah, you can't say certain things like that anymore.
01:20:11
Matt LaRose
No,
Lighthearted Conclusion and Humor
01:20:12
Matt LaRose
you can't. I only said it because I was quoting someone.
01:20:16
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No, 100%. I'm with you.
01:20:18
Matt LaRose
Richie, I don't know if you can believe this or not, but it's been an hour and 20 minutes.
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You know what that means.
01:20:25
Matt LaRose
It's time for you to rock my fucking...
01:20:38
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I travel to the beat of a different time. Can't you tell by the way I run? Every time you make eyes.
01:20:49
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You cry. And no one's saying no words But love your child, I've got my You can't see the flowers going to see.
01:20:56
Matt LaRose
Fucking punk rock, man.
01:21:09
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Oh,
01:21:14
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ah I love those motherfuckers.
01:21:16
Matt LaRose
Richie, take me out on your, if you close your eyes and you just envisioned Tracy Cortez, what happens next?
01:21:20
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Yeah.
01:21:28
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I... have her hold her ass cheeks open and I go to Boston strong in the corner cup, man, my man.
01:21:40
Matt LaRose
ah
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And I say, hook me up with that Vaseline. And I take a giant scoop of that Vaseline and I cover bullet Valentina's head with it.
01:21:53
Matt LaRose
Oh shit.
01:21:55
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And then, while Tracy's looking back, holding her ass cheeks open, I jam Valentina's head up her ass so I can watch her get eaten.
01:22:04
Matt LaRose
ah her herh Human centipede.
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And then I bukkake them.
01:22:09
Matt LaRose
but