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Fuck Off: Thank you.
Fuck Off: You and I travel to the beat of a different drum. Oh, can't you tell by the way I run? Every time make eyes on me.
Fuck Off: Oh, you cry and I always say we're done. But I'm a child of God doubt you can't the not that fit.
Matt LaRose: wow
Fuck Off: that not fit. rockin' your socks off.
Matt LaRose: that was a very James Gunn of you you're a very eclectic James Gunn kind of music person
Fuck Off: I've always said I was eclectic. That's funny that you say that because I've always said that.
Matt LaRose: Well, well, that's essentially what you are.
Fuck Off: That's a cover of a song that a bunch of people have done. It's called Different Drum.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah. Oh.
Fuck Off: And this particular version is my second favorite version of this particular song.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: And it's from...
Fuck Off: A 90s, think he was 90s, late 90s guitar kind of hero, Matthew Sweet.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: And then he wasn't banging this chick, but I think he and everyone else wanted to be. Susanna Hoffs, who was the lead singer of the Bengals, Walking Like an Egyptian.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Matt LaRose: Walk like an Egyptian.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that one.
Matt LaRose: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Fuck Off: So that's what just went down there.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: They did a collaboration. It was like for a Scooby-Doo soundtrack or some shit.
Matt LaRose: ah Like the Scooby-Doo movie?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: No, no shit. what do So you played your second favorite version. What's your first favorite version?
Fuck Off: Well, maybe we'll have to compare and contrast.
Matt LaRose: Oh. Don't contrast and compare.
Fuck Off: There's a little band that I've always liked quite a bit, and they were got the chance to see them one time called... um They're from San Francisco.
Fuck Off: And they're called Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.
Matt LaRose: Oh, well, I'm i well well versed in me first.
Fuck Off: And I love me some Me First.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, me first in the Gimme Gimme's is awesome.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and they do just a phenomenal version.
Matt LaRose: Excellent.
Fuck Off: So, um what else we got?
Matt LaRose: Well, what's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss.
Fuck Off: Oh, I thought we were done. i was about to I was about to hit the rollout songs.
Matt LaRose: I know. That's why I had to stop you. I've been waiting to talk to you.
Fuck Off: You have been?
Matt LaRose: I have. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, I was the eclectic.
Fuck Off: Is the eclectic.
Matt LaRose: It was supposed to be live from the hunt, but you already went in and did your duty home.
Matt LaRose: That's outstanding.
Fuck Off: Love the me first
Matt LaRose: I love me first. That's the eclectic, the inevitable Rich Savistano.
Fuck Off: I'm me first Thank you No, I'm a gimme gimme
Matt LaRose: That's true. That's true. You're not one of these gimme gimme's, that's for sure.
Fuck Off: I'm a takey takey.
Matt LaRose: You're a giver giver.
Fuck Off: I'm not a givey givey.
Matt LaRose: It's funny that you were talking about music because actually one of the one of the notes that I put in my little fucking show notes thing is ah I'm not usually a dude who gives much of a fuck about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but two of your favorite bands or groups, I guess you wouldn't even call them bands, you would call them group, and one of my favorite groups with one of my favorite rappers
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and I know who that is.
Matt LaRose: yeah who is it uh well killer mike didn't get in he's not actually a part of it oh yeah oh yeah and no what well i was talking about big boy from outcast yeah yeah
Fuck Off: Big Killa Mike, baby.
Fuck Off: no no, but he came out and performed. I thought that's who were talking about.
Fuck Off: Oh, fuck. I love Big Boy. He performed with Big Boy. so So he came out and he had that giant fucking Phantom Rolls Royce emblem for a chain.
Matt LaRose: yeah yeah
Fuck Off: Gold chain. That was dope, man.
Matt LaRose: I listened to ah i listen to him actually a podcast today of, it was like that night or the night of or the night after the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, and it was Killer Mike talking to Big Boy, and like two, or I don't know if it was two or three other of their straight up from the hood of Atlanta homies that they've all been friends with, like,
Matt LaRose: since they were teenagers doing a podcast talking about like basically rap they used to call it the dungeon because it was like the dirt basement of a fucking house yeah man like it was a really cool then just talking about everything they did it was they did you know like talking about how him and Andre are still cool and he's like he's like that's my partner dude like that's my partner like these dudes are like he looks like a Dr.
Fuck Off: The dirty South, baby.
Fuck Off: Andre looked like he was 75 years old.
Matt LaRose: Seuss character
Fuck Off: He looked like Uncle Grady from Sanford and Son.
Matt LaRose: He really did. Yeah. The junkyard guy, right?
Fuck Off: Yeah. um
Matt LaRose: It's ah one of the things that...
Fuck Off: I was disappointed he didn't perform I don't know why he didn't.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, was surprised that he didn't, but he doesn't really do that.
Fuck Off: I was surprised and disappointed.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. He should have... ah He should have... about the
Fuck Off: But honestly, Big Boy fucking crushed it.
Matt LaRose: He's the man, dude. I love that. He's such a good rapper.
Fuck Off: And not only did he crush it, that fucking kid who came out to do Andre 3000's part that nobody can do.
Matt LaRose: Oh... Yeah. Fuck. What was that kid's name? I saw that he came out and did that.
Fuck Off: Tyler the Entertainer or something Tyler the Creator that kid I was blown away by like He can't fucking do this And even Janelle Monae I just fucking love that chick I love how she dresses I love her style she's just and She performs fantastically So yeah man I was ah I saw that
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Tyler, the creator or something like that. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He's nasty.
Matt LaRose: I'll,
Matt LaRose: Also, my man, Big Boy, has the best fur coats in the game.
Fuck Off: There's no question
Matt LaRose: oh Always has. He's the best. And then the other group, one of your...
Fuck Off: Play his ball, baby.
Matt LaRose: That's, yeah, man, player haters as well. The other group, one of your... Like, you you would suck this dude's dick, I think, if he let you... But the White Stripes have been inducted in. Mr. Jack White, your boy, and Meg White.
Fuck Off: Also a little disappointed that Meg White didn't at least show up, but yeah.
Matt LaRose: Also surprised that she didn't go, man.
Fuck Off: and i mean And I wonder, because it makes you wonder, is it really her? Is she that much of a recluse? Which she potentially could be.
Matt LaRose: It is true. Yeah.
Fuck Off: As he said, she was always super shy. Or is it him just saying, no, it's my fucking band, beat it, bitch.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But maybe, maybe.
Matt LaRose: probably Probably could be a little bit of both.
Fuck Off: But, you know, if if it's everything she, the rumors were that it was like she literally was, didn't, had stage fright, didn't want to see people, didn't want to be in the public and just wanted to be out of it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So she could have done that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: She might be one of those people.
Matt LaRose: hated every part of being like you have an arena of adoring fans sold out to watch you play drums and you're like yeah yeah
Fuck Off: For some dude that you used to date that he now calls you sister that, you know, you want to go and have a family maybe. So I could see all of that. But yeah, I thought it was fucking awesome.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: Even the um these speeches were pretty good.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I think what did Jack White read? Like a, what was it? It was like a letter he was going to send a bag, but he was like, I'll just read it to you now there.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: It's funny. Like, like, yeah.
Fuck Off: He's a weird fucking dude. He lives in Nashville now. I actually saw him at a club one night. I couldn't fucking get up there. There were so many fucking people. and they're not he wasn't playing. He was just up with like having dinner.
Matt LaRose: Like hanging out or whatever.
Fuck Off: And they had crazy security.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They weren't letting anybody through.
Matt LaRose: That's crazy.
Fuck Off: Yeah. um I love the guy. I think he's fucking... he I'll say this, he's the best guitarist
Matt LaRose: In the band.
Fuck Off: since Slash, since Ace Fraley, since Stevie Ray Vaughan, Clapton Hendrix.
Matt LaRose: Interesting.
Fuck Off: Although Vaughan isn't ahead of Clapton for sure.
Matt LaRose: like
Fuck Off: but
Matt LaRose: The Rock Hunters was his other, i remember that one.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he had that.
Matt LaRose: Steady as she goes. right
Fuck Off: Yeah, he had a bunch of bands.
Matt LaRose: So you, you, did you see the White Stripes or you saw Jack White play live, but did you ever see the White Stripes play live?
Fuck Off: so
Fuck Off: Yeah, I saw the White Stripes, and i saw Jack White with his two bands.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: He had an all-girl band, and he had an all-guy band.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Was that the Raconteurs or was that a different one?
Fuck Off: No, that was different. That was just Jack White.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that dude's been in like a bunch of different like formations of music and shit like that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, was he in like the Weather Underground or I don't know, some that's a movie and a movement.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I guess that's something I could look up, but I didn't.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: But also just just to let you know who rounded out the class. Bad Company.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I saw.
Matt LaRose: Bad, Bad Company.
Fuck Off: That dude didn't show up or.
Matt LaRose: Oh, I didn't know. I don't know who. who
Fuck Off: I didn't watch any of that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Chubby Checker.
Fuck Off: Yeah, well, better late than never, Chubb.
Matt LaRose: Joe Cocker.
Fuck Off: he He wasn't there.
Matt LaRose: He definitely wasn't there. No, he didn't perform.
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: But if you want to listen to him, you can watch the Wonder Years opening song.
Fuck Off: Right.
Matt LaRose: I'm interested.
Fuck Off: Or watch John Belushi.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Google John Belushi Saturday Night Live Joe Cocker.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: It's one of the greatest impressions ever.
Matt LaRose: ah
Matt LaRose: Is it really?
Fuck Off: Dude, you've never seen it?
Matt LaRose: John Belushi is awesome. No.
Fuck Off: Google John Belushi Joe Cocker.
Matt LaRose: Joe Cocker. All right.
Fuck Off: Just look at the picture.
Matt LaRose: ah Oh, I thought you meant Google it later.
Fuck Off: No, no, I'm telling you to Google it now.
Matt LaRose: Right, right. John Belushi Joe Cocker. Oh, there you go. Cocker SNL. Oops, I clicked on video.
Matt LaRose: Ha, ha, ha, ha,
Matt LaRose: Look at this picture is actually fucking awesome.
Fuck Off: Oh, he's the best.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he is the best. That is funny.
Fuck Off: Also dead.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Give that. Yeah. He what he wasn't there to induct Joe Cocker either.
Fuck Off: No, but you want a good laugh, people. And if you know who any of these people we are talking about is or are, look it up.
Matt LaRose: I was interested to see how you felt about this gal that got inducted. Cindy Lauper.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I mean,
Matt LaRose: I feel like you were at about the age when Cindy Lauper was...
Fuck Off: you know who loves Cyndi Lauper?
Matt LaRose: Who?
Fuck Off: Your Muay Thai coach.
Matt LaRose: ah Oh, yeah?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Big Cindy Lauper guy? That's not surprising to me.
Fuck Off: He loves Cyndi Lauper. One of the greatest voices ever.
Matt LaRose: Wasn't she... ah Here's the thing about Cindy Lauper. remember she was... Wasn't she huge on MTV in the 80s and the Like...
Fuck Off: Huge.
Matt LaRose: like
Fuck Off: Dominated it. Dominated it so much that she was really one of the first crossover performers into the WWF. She was at WrestleMania.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, that's right. She was at WrestleMania.
Fuck Off: Captain Lou Albano, who ended up, you know, he was in her video of Girls Just Want to Have Fun.
Matt LaRose: Wow. That's crazy.
Fuck Off: And then she blew up. So, yeah, she's she should most definitely be in the Music Hall of Fame. I don't know why they keep calling this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but whatever.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's not Rock and Roll. Fine. Let's just, as far as music goes in a Hall of Fame that should represent musicians, I think it's fantastic. Change the name.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: But, you know, representing pop, representing rap, representing hip hop, metal, hardcore.
Matt LaRose: whatever would. Yeah.
Fuck Off: All of it.
Matt LaRose: What?
Fuck Off: They really do a decent job. And and it's because um Dave Grohl and Tom Morello took it over a few years ago.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Fuck Off: And ever since then, it's been pretty awesome, actually.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. They, yeah.
Fuck Off: They get great performers. I think it was like four, what was it, the one four years ago? Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Hold on. I have it pulled up right here. I can scroll back. So like 2021,
Fuck Off: Because he was performing a lot. They were both getting out as like the group bands played. So it was pretty cool.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, 2021 Foo Fighters got inducted.
Fuck Off: That might've been the first year then.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. um When I would ever, when I used to see interviews with Cindy Lauper, ah she has such like, she almost talks like a baby or like a little girl.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: And I i don't, I do not like that.
Fuck Off: I hate it.
Matt LaRose: I don't like that at all.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I can't watch her. I can listen to her, maybe. But I could not listen. i couldn't sit down and have a conversation with that chick.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. No, it's terrible.
Fuck Off: Yeah, does she deserve to be in the Music Hall of Fame? Hell yeah, she's done a lot for a lot of people.
Matt LaRose: Was she before Madonna or were they kind of the same time?
Fuck Off: ah So Cindy Lauper was what year?
Matt LaRose: Like when she started?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: ah
Matt LaRose: I have to bo see.
Fuck Off: like Madonna was probably like 82, 83. So
Matt LaRose: oops what's interesting is uh i don't know a lot of cindy lopper songs but i was a let's see she started
Fuck Off: Cyndi Lauper was after Madonna.
Matt LaRose: why don't they have this here cindy lopper debuts
Matt LaRose: 1983 she's so unusual was her debut album Madonna debuted with murder with Madonna 1983 so they both started at the same time interesting
Fuck Off: Yeah, okay, so 83, and I think Madonna was like 82, 81.
Fuck Off: Oh, so
Fuck Off: no so same time.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Madonna had, and it was true, I guess, thinking back on it, I was i was a young lad back in the day in middle school while that was going on.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that must have been right up here.
Fuck Off: Getting ready to roll into high school. And it was very, um people would dress like Cyndi Lauper or they would dress like Madonna. There was like, they either were all black and, you know, glammed out that way, or they were all foo-foo fruity.
Matt LaRose: Right.
Fuck Off: And it was pretty funny. And then you had your square peg chicks, Sarah Jessica Parker.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Ugh. Never a big Sarah Jessica Parker.
Fuck Off: Different times. And then the girls would also dress, the goth ones, straight cure. They fucking all loved Robert Smith.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: All fucking blacked out when they had to be they had to be harder than Madonna.
Matt LaRose: Depeche.
Matt LaRose: Depeche mode.
Fuck Off: and more And more, exactly, and more more like pitiful. So they went to the cure.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: and But then the harder edge ones went to Depeche Mode.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Same thing. And that was that was back in 80...
Fuck Off: hey five I'd say 84 85 was Depeche Mode so yeah it was um I lived through some fucking odd times
Matt LaRose: What a time to be alive.
Fuck Off: that movie The Wedding Singer is really people dressed like that like that was it was all about I have a picture of myself going to my freshman spring fling dance and I was in a complete Sonny Crockett suit from from my from uh
Matt LaRose: Big.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: What the fuck was the name of that show? the Will Smith did the movie. Miami with Martin Short. They were the cops.
Matt LaRose: Oh, bad Bad Boys? Oh, wait, Martin Short. Let
Fuck Off: No, not Martin Short. Yeah, it wasn't Bad Boys. was the movie that It was a show on TV with Jan Hammer. Miami Vice. Jesus Christ, blacking out.
Matt LaRose: me see. Will Smith did a Miami Vice movie?
Fuck Off: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I'm talking about fucking Sonny Crockett.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: The old Candyland fella.
Matt LaRose: I'm with you. I like oh i like ah in the and like that style in The Wedding Singer when he goes up to like the talk to the guy that works at the airline and he's got like the ridiculous swirl in his hair.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the flock of seagull.
Matt LaRose: He's like, do listen to Flock of Seagulls? And Adam Sandler's like, I can see you do. ah
Matt LaRose: Yeah, people were right assholes in the eighty s
Fuck Off: Just weird. I heard, or I didn't hear, I read that Billy Idol is like on a hot streak making a comeback now too.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. every the eighty Everybody's getting there last their last dances in, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the they're the new 50s doo-woppers that have all died off, like or Jersey Boys guys.
Matt LaRose: I just read a...
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They're all dead, so they need a new bunch of old guys that will die soon enough so that the other group can follow up from the 70s.
Matt LaRose: I read a thing that said... ah fucking I can't stand Megadeth and Megadeth has just released their final album and they're going on their final tour and Dave Mustaine said came out and said I can see our final tour lasting three to five years it's like so it's not your final anything like you're still just gonna keep doing shit like
Fuck Off: They should have called it Megadeth, Promises, Promises.
Matt LaRose: yeah yeah like
Fuck Off: I don't know how they still have a following. I never liked any of that shit anyway, but...
Matt LaRose: Yeah, well, you're a pussy, that's why.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: and don't like Megadeth, so. You know? So there you go. That's your fucking Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this year. that's a What a fun fucking...
Fuck Off: Did it say who else was inducted, or that was everybody's?
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, there was so there was one other I forgot to mention. The only the other one. The second best grunge band of all time after an hour after Alice in Chains, Soundgarden inducted.
Fuck Off: Oh, that's right.
Fuck Off: Right, incorrect. ah Soundgarden was inducted. That part of your story was true. But they are the third best band of the Grand Jara, sliding right in between Pearl Jam, who is fourth, and Alice in Chains, who is second.
Matt LaRose: and they And they are the second best?
Fuck Off: ah who is second
Matt LaRose: Well, you are right that they are after Alice in Chains.
Fuck Off: Yeah, they're definitely after Alice in Chains.
Matt LaRose: We can agree on that, so...
Fuck Off: We can most definitely agree that they all pale in comparison to Nirvana.
Matt LaRose: Nirvana is so terrible, man.
Fuck Off: Oh, you're so crazy.
Matt LaRose: I know.
Fuck Off: Go listen to Bleach.
Matt LaRose: I do like the Bleach album. I like how it's like a photo negative. That's a cool album cover.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's an artistic retard who who's fantastic.
Matt LaRose: He's good at painting ceilings, I heard.
Fuck Off: Sure is
Matt LaRose: Heyo.
Matt LaRose: ah I watched the sloth of movies over the week.
Fuck Off: Oh, finally, let's get to it.
Matt LaRose: I watched... Oh, actually, so let me get this right...
Fuck Off: think I did too, actually.
Matt LaRose: I'll get this right out of the way because this is easy. ah Big Mark texted me 10 minutes ago and said, if you are recording, Chung-Me and I watched Ballerina. Fun watch, Ana de Armas is a smoke show, and three words, flamethrower fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: So there you go. I didn't watch Ballerina.
Fuck Off: I did.
Matt LaRose: didn't you Did you go to the movies and see that? Yeah.
Fuck Off: Oh, fuck no.
Matt LaRose: I thought you went to the movies for all John Wick movies.
Fuck Off: Yeah, not that one. I saw it when I was on the road. um What I loved about that movie, and we may have even talked about it actually once, um is how they intertwined John Wick into the movie so that it kind of captured it.
Fuck Off: So they went back to the original Wick movie when he's leaving, when he's being brought into his family to go back to the Roma.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: And he's walking when they take him in the back and he's walking down the stairs. She has, they have her walking around the stairs, you know, where he looks back at her and that's where she is.
Fuck Off: So they make eye contact and then, and then that's how it pops in later.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: it was just a little, little tricky, you know, shot, but it really worked well.
Matt LaRose: Spits off from there.
Matt LaRose: made it Made it cool.
Fuck Off: Yeah. I mean, I thought it was a, it was a nice, easy, seamless segue. Everything John Wick does is great.
Matt LaRose: He's great. Keanu Reeves, never in a bad movie.
Matt LaRose: I watched, we'll start with the top. I watched Benicio, not Benicio, Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein.
Fuck Off: Right, right, Guillermo. I thought Benicio was in it, but he's not.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, no, he's not.
Fuck Off: So you watched it. I have it teed up.
Matt LaRose: You know who is in it, which I was pleasantly surprised. Honestly, one of my favorite actors of all time, Christoph Waltz, is in it.
Fuck Off: Oscar Isaac.
Fuck Off: Is he really? I didn't know that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I knew it when I read it like months ago and then I forgot. And then he was it i was like, oh, fuck yeah. So he's great. He's great in everything he does, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's fantastic.
Matt LaRose: And, you know, Frankenstein, if you like... ah It's a pretty cool story. I guess I didn't really know the Frankenstein story, but it's cool that takes place on an old ship and stuff like that, and he's kind of telling the story. But pretty good movie. If you like monster movies and shit, you know?
Matt LaRose: If you like weird...
Fuck Off: I'll probably watch it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, yeah
Fuck Off: I've seen every other Frankenstein.
Matt LaRose: and you've watched pretty much every Guillermo del Toro movie, so...
Fuck Off: Yeah, and I don't like him.
Matt LaRose: He's a weird dude.
Fuck Off: every I think i like maybe one out of every four movies he does.
Matt LaRose: Remember we went and saw the fish lady movie? No. Yeah. The lady in the water. Maybe.
Fuck Off: He was a fish man, wasn't he?
Matt LaRose: Was it a fish man? Yeah. Then he fell in love with the, the deaf lady.
Fuck Off: He fell in love with a fish lady?
Matt LaRose: Wasn't she deaf or retarded or something?
Fuck Off: i think you have to be both.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Anyways, there you go. Guillermo del Toro. Then I watched ah Judas and the black Messiah. You ever heard of this movie?
Fuck Off: I have heard of it, but I have never seen it.
Matt LaRose: It's on Netflix.
Fuck Off: It's on Netflix, yeah.
Matt LaRose: it's ba it's So it's about the dude that the FBI had infiltrate the Black Panthers and become like basically ah Fred Hampton, the leader of the Black Panthers, like basically become his best friend.
Matt LaRose: And then like he was an FBI informant in like you know, he was an FBI informant. And then it's basically a biopic about the black Panthers and Fred Hampton, but it is an interesting story because it's like, you know, it's like the departed, like where it's like, yeah, it's a true story.
Fuck Off: Was it true? Oh, cool. I'll watch it then. Because I was into that whole area of history, too. And even when I mentioned earlier, like the Weather Underground group and the Black Panthers, all during that whole time.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But it sounds more like Donnie Brasco than anything else. Donnie Brasco, fucking fantastic movie.
Matt LaRose: I wouldn't be able to compare the two as I've never seen Donnie Brasco, but no.
Fuck Off: You've never seen Donnie Brasco. Are you fucking kidding me?
Matt LaRose: No, I'm not.
Fuck Off: It's almost shocking to me how shocked I still can get at your retardedness.
Matt LaRose: No.
Fuck Off: I'm actually still flabbergasted right now. You've never seen Donnie fucking Brasco.
Matt LaRose: Does
Fuck Off: It's legitimately one of the greatest movies of all time.
Matt LaRose: it have Al Pacino, right?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, this is the second week in a row this has happened. because Was it last weekend or two weeks ago?
Fuck Off: And Johnny Depp.
Matt LaRose: when i i said Oh yeah, I said I'd never seen Raging Bull either.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah, that's fucking stupid. But I could see you not seeing Raging Bull because you're stupid. But Donnie Brasco?
Fuck Off: Dude, you got to watch Donnie Brasco tonight.
Matt LaRose: I'll watch it. I'll see if I can find it. i might
Fuck Off: Yeah, you can find it.
Matt LaRose: We're recording late, so I don't know if I'll be able to watch it tonight.
Fuck Off: No, you have to watch it tonight.
Matt LaRose: I'm in bed by 830, dude.
Fuck Off: Fine, get in bed and put it on and start watching it and see what happens.
Matt LaRose: I'll be asleep.
Matt LaRose: Have a nice nightcap with Donnie Brasco.
Fuck Off: You're hooked immediately.
Matt LaRose: All right. i'll yeah I'll see if I... Oh, let me look it up first. Real quick before I close this page that I have open, I just wanted to mention that the dude that plays... I mean, all the actors in the Judas and the black Messiah movie are great, but the guy that plays had Fred Hampton is the dude, Daniel Kaluuya that played, like he was in like that movie, get out and shit like that.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah, he's a good actor.
Matt LaRose: He's awesome. Yeah. He's an awesome actor. So I just want to,
Fuck Off: He's in that movie Peel, too, maybe.
Matt LaRose: yeah, or whatever, all the movies that that guy makes he's in.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Jason, Justin, whatever his name is. um Speaking of Johnny Depp and Donnie Brasco, which you have to see tonight.
Matt LaRose: Yep. I just looked it up.
Fuck Off: ah Fucking Michael Madsen's in it. He's fantastic.
Matt LaRose: Oh, I love Michael Madsen.
Fuck Off: Play Sonny Red. Oh, it's, dude, this movie is so awesome.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: How long is it? I think it's short.
Matt LaRose: a I already closed it, yeah.
Fuck Off: No, no, don't see. Why would you close it? You leave it open for later when you're going watch it.
Matt LaRose: ahza ah move I have so many pages. It's two hours and seven minutes. It's too long for me to watch tonight.
Fuck Off: right, let's wrap this thing up. You're going watch that movie.
Matt LaRose: So you know what else I watched just because I was, it'll make you so happy that I didn't watch Donnie Brasco and I did watch The Mask starring Jim Carrey and Cameron Diaz.
Fuck Off: Edward Scissorhands.
Fuck Off: Yeah, man. See, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about.
Matt LaRose: Which, looking, I haven't seen that movie in a really long time.
Fuck Off: Now, you haven't seen it in a long time, which means you've seen it before. Why the fuck would you ever watch that movie again? Number one.
Matt LaRose: I was just looking for something dumb to watch, you know, something you can just shut your brain off to and giggle at. And who doesn't like to look at Cameron Diaz in a little horror red dress?
Fuck Off: Watch Charlie's Angel, then.
Matt LaRose: Jim Carrey's. Nah, the mask is better than Charlie's Angel.
Fuck Off: So speaking of what you just said, that brings us back to the beginning, because I'm great at tying things back together.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, of course. It's what you do best.
Fuck Off: I'm an excellent orator. I'm much like Hitler in that way.
Matt LaRose: You're very good orally. Uh-huh.
Fuck Off: Yeah, Hitler, Obama, myself, we're very good orals. Anyway, Jim Carrey inducted into the into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah.
Matt LaRose: Soundgarden.
Fuck Off: Soundgarden. And I hate Jim Carrey. He's a pompous douchebag, but, and Canadian.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: However, he met, huh?
Matt LaRose: It's pretty fun. He's pretty funny.
Fuck Off: Used to be. He met there for the first time in 17 years, his co-star from the Grinch, that little girl.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, that's right from the pretty reckless. Yeah.
Fuck Off: and from the pretty So she's the lead singer of the Pretty Reckless who did a set for Soundgarden, I believe. um and Yeah, it's beautiful.
Matt LaRose: Look at the way we weave things back together.
Fuck Off: And ah she said this was the first time she met him without even the Grinch makeup on because he stayed in character all the time.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Wow, that's crazy. What a weird fucking... She was like a little legitimately a little girl.
Fuck Off: she She was just a little kid and he's looking at her like, I can't wait till this thing ends so I can try to fuck you.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. What kind of drugs did you stop taking? Cause I'll get you back on them.
Fuck Off: Yeah, take them now. Because you are pretty reckless.
Matt LaRose: Oh, there you go. One more movie I watched and this one I'm interested because I think you might be a fan of this movie. I don't remember. I watched a movie called small engine repair.
Fuck Off: I don't recall it, if I've seen it.
Matt LaRose: That's shocking. It's good. John Barenthal in it. It's a, it takes, takes place in Manchester, New Hampshire.
Fuck Off: I like John better, though.
Matt LaRose: couple of white trash fucking buddies oh well you know what i'm not going to tell you any more than that then it's a pretty i don't know that it's a it's the kind of movie that you would like because it's original it's in kind of an indie flick it's on netflix yeah it just went on netflix well
Fuck Off: No, I don't know it.
Fuck Off: It's on Netflix. I don't watch it. I watch both of those movies you recommended because that's what I do. I do homework for this show. I'm like your lazy sloth ass self where you just refuse to want to absolutely bring the show forward in any manner.
Fuck Off: And instead you want to stunt and retard its growth, much like your movie acumen.
Matt LaRose: I'll tell you what I did almost watch, but again, just like this Donnie Brasco movie.
Fuck Off: Almost watch. I don't even want to hear what you. Yeah, I do want to hear. Go ahead.
Matt LaRose: um
Fuck Off: Tell me what you almost watched.
Matt LaRose: The only reason I didn't was because it was too long of a movie and I knew I was going to follow.
Fuck Off: That's too long because you have to go to bed so you can only watch the mask.
Matt LaRose: That's another reason why i watched The Mask. I went to watch... Uh-oh, what was the name of it? I have to make sure I get it right because it's the first one that I'm supposed to watch.
Fuck Off: Edward Scissorhands.
Matt LaRose: kissy Casino Royale.
Fuck Off: Oh, you what you wait.
Matt LaRose: I had it teed up.
Fuck Off: you So you didn't see it.
Matt LaRose: I didn't because I looked at it.
Fuck Off: Don't fuck yourself.
Matt LaRose: I'm going to watch it. I just, it was too late at night to start it. I don't want to start a movie then fall asleep halfway through it and have to fuck. I'd rather be able to sit down and watch it.
Fuck Off: I watched a few movies.
Matt LaRose: Some of us have to get up early in the morning and go to work.
Fuck Off: I get up and get high to go to work.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, exactly. And you don't leave your house. You work from your fucking and
Fuck Off: That's true. Um,
Fuck Off: I saw
Fuck Off: ah saw a pretty cool movie. It was a documentary actually on Netflix called um
Fuck Off: The Octopus Murders.
Matt LaRose: The octopus murder. Wasn't it my octopus friend or something like that?
Fuck Off: No, that's your octopus.
Matt LaRose: oh
Fuck Off: um No, it's called The Octopus Murders. It's a three or four part series, but it's pretty interesting. It's like super fucking... crazy as to who runs the world type of thing.
Fuck Off: But what's funny about it, and it came a... Well, it's not really interesting, I guess, because they probably wrote it after after the book. When I saw this documentary, I had knew that I wanted to see it, but I wanted to read the book first because there was a book on it around the same time, which is actually turns out it was different.
Fuck Off: But it's funny that they all use the same term, octopus, because they're still referring to the same kind of eight arms that run the world and the banks and all this shit. Yeah. And so this book, The Octopus of...
Fuck Off: um
Fuck Off: What is it? I just said it. don't know. World Control.
Matt LaRose: The octopus murder.
Fuck Off: No, those are two different things is what I'm saying.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Fuck Off: The book is really a great book. It's very long, but it's it's pretty awesome. um And the movie, the documentary is The Octopus Murders.
Matt LaRose: Octopus.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. American Conspiracy. The octopus murder.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty interesting. like
Matt LaRose: Interesting.
Fuck Off: And, um but if you're a, if you're a history buff, a government buff, a military buff, a war buff, a spy buff, a conspiracy buff, check out octopus.
Matt LaRose: Murder. I'll check that out.
Fuck Off: No, it's not octopus murder.
Matt LaRose: Yes, it is. I just pulled it up and said it.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah. That's the documentary. I'm talking about the book.
Matt LaRose: You were just saying if you're interested, pull up the but the show. Okay.
Fuck Off: Yes, the show is about murder and American conspiracy. The book, separately, is called The Octopus of Global Control.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: And it's about the same kind of eight arms that run the world.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Do I have to wear a tinfoil hat when I read it or...
Fuck Off: I mean, hey, if only if you want to not know the truth, my man.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: So I watched that. um What else did I see? I saw something on the plane. What was it?
Fuck Off: Something I would never watch at home, of course.
Fuck Off: Is that one with Bryan Cranston?
Matt LaRose: Was it on Netflix or?
Fuck Off: No, it's a movie that's out. He did a movie, My Fear at the End of It All, or something like that.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: That was there, and I watched, don't know, some other stuff. but
Matt LaRose: brand
Fuck Off: That's all I...
Matt LaRose: That's all you had?
Fuck Off: That's all I watched, I think.
Fuck Off: I'm down the documentary rabbit hole again. I've been watching like the Charlie Sheen one. I just watched the Charlie Sheen documentary.
Matt LaRose: Oh, see, I was going to watch. the i See, I can't stand Charlie Sheen, so I don't want to watch a documentary about
Matt LaRose: You know?
Fuck Off: just It's just like...
Matt LaRose: I get it. I get it. You do drugs and you're a dirtbag and you'd fucking shoot Harlow with toilet.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you're a rich, spoiled kid who's always gotten your way out of shit because of your name and how how you lucked into Hollywood.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: right
Fuck Off: so And you keep getting bailed out, and you're lucky, and now you're looking back on it and whatever. Boo-hoo, you made $2 million dollars a show.
Matt LaRose: yeah congratulations you banged fucking what's her name when she was a hot piece yeah dude so congratulations pal you sucked cock for crack at hollywood boulevard
Fuck Off: Dudes. Ugh.
Fuck Off: He did bang a lot of hot chicks. He said he spent $100 million dollars on hookers.
Fuck Off: $100 million. dollars One of my fucking favorite classic lines.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, he did always say he doesn't pay them for sex. He pays them to leave afterwards.
Matt LaRose: It's a great line.
Fuck Off: I got deep into it with that.
Matt LaRose: There you go. Shout out to Charlie Sheen. I still don't care.
Fuck Off: Chuck.
Matt LaRose: And I'm not going to watch your documentary, but good for you.
Fuck Off: Nah, I wouldn't watch it.
Matt LaRose: Um...
Matt LaRose: I'm going to go this way because I've been dying to talk to you about this. Actually, I'm going to pull this up right now. Did you know, Richie, that there are fights this weekend?
Matt LaRose: Did you know that every time I look at this card, i every time I look at this card, I'm stunned by how stacked it is.
Fuck Off: Nah, I didn't know there were fights.
Fuck Off: Where is it?
Matt LaRose: New York city, Madison square garden
Fuck Off: Oh, shit. I'm going to be there.
Matt LaRose: on Saturday.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Really? Really?
Fuck Off: Yeah. I'm staying at the Marriott.
Matt LaRose: Well, you're going to go to the fights, man.
Fuck Off: I might.
Matt LaRose: It's a historic night of fights. You should see if you can get in. I bet the president will even be there.
Matt LaRose: I got it pulled up right here.
Fuck Off: Why would the president be there?
Matt LaRose: Because it's a fucking stacked night of fights, and he always goes to the fights when they're in Madison Square Garden.
Fuck Off: In three days.
Matt LaRose: What is that? Oh, courtyard Mary. Yeah, look at that. Wow. You're going to go to New York city on the weekend. That sounds terrible.
Fuck Off: Midtown. Yeah, it's my boy's... ah My boy Stevie V's big birthday is turning 60 and ol of all of the, yeah actually, the you know, the speaking of movies, Waiting with Ryan Reynolds.
Matt LaRose: oh
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah.
Fuck Off: and
Matt LaRose: Yeah. yeah
Fuck Off: So all these guys, um the backs of our heads were in it for a scene and and a couple of them had invested in it.
Matt LaRose: Oh, cool.
Fuck Off: yeah One of the kids is a producer actually coming out. But yeah, so we're going to have a good time.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, you should take the boys to the fight.
Fuck Off: So i'm I didn't know this was all happening, and I didn't even know. i remember New York, but I didn't even know when, and I didn't put two and two together. So I am shocked that this is all happening, and I'm going to be there.
Matt LaRose: Dude. Well, wait until I completely explode your dick with this card.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: So the prelim started at six o'clock. Vyashov Boryshev versus Matias Camillo.
Fuck Off: Oh, shit. I love that Borishev dude.
Matt LaRose: I know, it's the first fight of the night, dude.
Fuck Off: He's like a caveman club guy. So I have dinner reservations at eight o'clock.
Fuck Off: Literally right around the corner from this place. Yeah, I love that dude.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's the first fight of the night at six o'clock.
Fuck Off: He's great.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I'm going to pick him to win. So you're going to have to, you might have to, the thing is, so here's the thing. We're going to go through the early prelims and the prelims. You have dinner at eight. That's fine because the whole card from top to bottom is stacked.
Matt LaRose: But the main card when we get there is banger after banger after banger.
Fuck Off: Well, all right. What are you fucking tickling my taint for? Get to it.
Matt LaRose: Can I, listen, said hey, you gotta, we gotta to get through, we gotta to get through the beginning before you can come in the end, if you know what I'm saying.
Fuck Off: Yeah, man. You got to walk, not run.
Matt LaRose: This is,
Fuck Off: I get it.
Matt LaRose: This next fight, I don't know who either of these two guys are, so this might be a quickie, but Abengisker Saskarev versus Eric McHocanio. I don't know who that is.
Matt LaRose: But this fight, I'm very excited for. Your favorite female fighter, Angela Hill, is fighting my favorite female fighter, Fatima Klein, the Archangel.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah, I like her. She's not going to win.
Matt LaRose: yeah You don't think she'll beat Angela Hill?
Fuck Off: No, I don't, because I hate her that much.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she's really good at doing just enough to win a boring fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah, like, and she's just a dude to me.
Matt LaRose: But if this girl, Fatima Klein, can get her hands on her, man, she beats the fuck out girls. She's a mean girl.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so is Angela Hill, though, and that's what ends up
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I really think Angela Hill wins this fight. I don't want her to, but I think she wins the fight because she's a little nastier. She's a little more experienced.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And and i she throws nasty ass fucking elbows.
Matt LaRose: It's like a old dog fighting a young up-and-comer, man.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's actually good that they're able to do this now for women.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. ah
Fuck Off: All right. You know what? don't even mind for Angela Hill this fight picking her. Unless she loses, I'm going to piss on her.
Matt LaRose: I famously, I oh always, whenever I think of her, the first thing, or say somebody says the name Angela Hill, and all I can remember is her farting on the Ultimate Fighter.
Fuck Off: Yeah, farting. Fucking disgusting.
Matt LaRose: Farting, bitch. Up next you have
Fuck Off: yeah Yeah, real chicks don't fart.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you have Pat Sabatini versus Krep Marshall.
Fuck Off: Wow.
Matt LaRose: Sabatini's a bad motherfucker, man.
Fuck Off: He is. That's a great fight. he's a yeah Is he with... um What's his name?
Matt LaRose: Pat Sabatini.
Fuck Off: Yeah, does he train with... um
Fuck Off: the The Long Island guy.
Matt LaRose: Matt Sararellongo?
Fuck Off: Yeah. Does he train with them or is he out of Philly with Batman or Jersey?
Matt LaRose: I thought, I think he's out of the New Jersey guys or Philly, Philly guys.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think it is Philly.
Matt LaRose: Let me see.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I'll pull it up right here on topology for you real quick. Pat Sabatini is yeah. Pennsylvania. He's with those Pennsylvania boys. um So that's a good fight.
Matt LaRose: And then, so the cool thing is the early prelims is five early prelims. there's so many fights on this card. ah Rounding out the early prelims, Kyle Dukakis takes on Gerald GM three Mearshart.
Fuck Off: Wow.
Matt LaRose: I don't think Gerald Mearshart can fight anymore because he's been knocked out so many times. So that's what I'm doing.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm picking him to get knocked out again. But I'm surprised that he's headlining the prelims, the early prelims.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, that's, yeah, he's, yeah, he's gone from,
Fuck Off: Like, that's a big fall. Or it's that big of a card. I mean, okay, um I get it. This is escalating. I can see this.
Matt LaRose: yeah, yeah, I told you, so.
Fuck Off: It's a nice setup.
Fuck Off: and So those are the early prelims.
Matt LaRose: Yep, your next prelim starting at 8 o'clock. Cody Haddon takes on my man mount what Malcolm Wellmaker. You'll remember this Malcolm Wellmaker kid. He came in, made a big splash, and then was like, hey, I'm a welder.
Matt LaRose: I make like $20 an hour. i need the UFC to hook me up and change my life. And they said, okay, kid, we'll give you an opportunity.
Fuck Off: I loved it.
Matt LaRose: It's a blue-collar, hard-working kid, just like yourself.
Fuck Off: Yeah, just like me. I'm rooting for him.
Matt LaRose: Malcolm Wellmaker, 10-0.
Fuck Off: I'm rooting for him.
Matt LaRose: You don't have a more blue collar name than well maker
Fuck Off: It's true, especially if you make wells.
Matt LaRose: for sure. So shout out to that dude up next, Richie. You might have to give yourself your yeah know second fight of the, of the prelims.
Fuck Off: Second fight of the night. Prelims.
Matt LaRose: You might have, you're going to have to give yourself some room in between the legs.
Fuck Off: Women. Girl fight.
Fuck Off: Tell me. Tell me.
Matt LaRose: Aaron Blanchfield takes on Tracy Cortez.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: I was watching videos today of Tracy Cortez while she's working on her weight cut, hitting pads and yoga pants and a sports bra.
Fuck Off: While her ass was actually eating the entire fabric of the hair.
Matt LaRose: Just, yep. And she was covered head to toe in dripping sweat. I was like, oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I like that.
Matt LaRose: It was outstanding, Richie.
Fuck Off: Oh, man. ah like when their ears sweat a little and like runs off their fake eyelashes a bit.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: and
Matt LaRose: Oh, interesting. She was talking about how fight week she likes to just take an hour so she can go get her nails done and get her lashes done. And all of her coaches are guys.
Matt LaRose: So she just likes to go out by herself for an hour and just go get, go get pretty.
Fuck Off: Go hit it hard. Go get fucking take it out on some poor dude.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Just fucking lay some pipe or get some pipe laid.
Fuck Off: I like... yeah I'm going enjoy... I have to see that.
Matt LaRose: I believe this is a rematch. Well, this is good this is right when your dinner reservation starts, so you'll have to be watching under the table on this one. But this is a rematch. They fought like five years ago or some shit. They fought a while ago.
Matt LaRose: So...
Matt LaRose: Let me see. Oops, I hit the wrong button here. Up next, this fight is awesome. Gregory Rodriguez takes on Roman Kopulov.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: You'll remember Kopulov. He's a little skinny Russian with a fro.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I remember both of them, actually.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: this is And that kid's good. He's like a Krav Maga guy.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's an awesome fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's a really good fight. I don't know who's going to win that.
Matt LaRose: Gregory Rodriguez is a big ah big Brazilian boy.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and he's good.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: That's a really good fight. i'm liking the All right, I'm liking this. I like what's building here. Go ahead.
Matt LaRose: In the headlining the prelims, Adolfo Vieira takes on NCAA wrestler standout Bo Nickel.
Fuck Off: Oh, shit, really?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's that's the headline for the prelims.
Fuck Off: What does headline mean? Is that the main event?
Matt LaRose: That's the top fight on the prelims.
Fuck Off: Okay, so i like that's a great top fight.
Matt LaRose: It really is.
Fuck Off: ah It's an unbelievable fight. ah I love Hidalgo. He's a world champion jiu-jitsu guy, and this is going to be an awesome fight to watch between...
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Wrestling in Jiu-Jitsu, which you know what that means, which is going to be awesome.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Or... Yeah, they're going to stand up and punch each other in the face. Yeah, this fight's going to be insane. It's a big test for Bo Nickel because his last fight, he got the shit punched out of
Fuck Off: Yeah, I think would Rodolfo is probably going to try to do the same, but you know he's there neither one of them are real strikers.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's going to be interesting. I mean, Bo Nickel can...
Fuck Off: It's going to be interesting. But Hudolfo may have to get him early, though.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, before he starts to get tired.
Fuck Off: Well, I mean, he's going to be before he gets sweaty. And how do you finish him unless you take the back or something?
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Yeah, you had to choke him.
Fuck Off: I mean, he's he's a wrestler who's going to just be on top, trying ground and pound stuff.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And Vieira is going to try to submit him. But how many bottom arm bars or anything do we see anymore? Not many.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You're right. It's true. yeah I mean, you do still see arm bars, but not a lot.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: It's crazy.
Fuck Off: I'm happy with that as a headline.
Matt LaRose: So opening up the main card. So this is while you're making your you're running into the arena right now.
Fuck Off: This is 10. This is 10 PM.
Matt LaRose: This is 10 p.m. First fight of the night. Pay-per-view. The president's walked out. The whole place has gone crazy. It's unbelievable. You have Benil Dariush taking on Benoit Saint-Denis.
Fuck Off: Really?
Matt LaRose: It's great because I like Benoit Dario.
Fuck Off: ah
Matt LaRose: I don't like Benoit St. Denise, so I just hope someone gets killed.
Fuck Off: That's a really good fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I don't think.
Fuck Off: Wait, is is Trump really going to be there?
Matt LaRose: I mean, he's always there where they do him either in Florida or at Madison Square Garden. He always shows up.
Fuck Off: I wonder how hard it is to get in if he's there.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, you're going to have to find out. You'll report back. Boots on the ground reporting for them.
Fuck Off: I'll report back. I'll see what happens.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. When we do our, we can put your tickets. We'll claim it on our taxes for the for the podcast. all the money All the money that we make off of it's a business expense.
Fuck Off: This business.
Fuck Off: it's It's business. We're in the red.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. um I don't think Benoit Saint-Denis has been the same since Dustin Poirier fucking beat the shit out of him.
Fuck Off: No, and that's why i think we're going to see Darius is able to do that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: it's good at which i you know You know me with these things. I think they these are PTSD fights. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: All right. This next fight.
Fuck Off: So we're two fights into the main card.
Matt LaRose: This is, yeah, this is just the second fight on the main card.
Fuck Off: And how many are there?
Matt LaRose: So now there's five.
Fuck Off: Five?
Matt LaRose: So you've popped, you've popped your popcorn.
Fuck Off: ah we're Sorry. 20% in. I'm coming in.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You, you're getting to your, you gotta to get to your seat for this one. Maybe right now, Benil Dariush is in the octagon saying thank you to his mom and Jesus and everybody up above.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I just saw the decision.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: being being i walked in for that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Okay, great fight.
Matt LaRose: Grab yourself a water, grab yourself a pretzel. You like a next pretzel.
Fuck Off: they ah grow but They're all battered up Oh
Matt LaRose: And you got it.
Matt LaRose: You got to be in your seat as Leon Rocky Edwards takes on Carlos Protes.
Fuck Off: shit Oh wow Holy shit This is a great fight
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude. This could be the greatest three round fight of all time.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude. Kickboxer versus a UK kickboxer versus a Brazilian Muay Thai killer.
Fuck Off: Wow, what a fight this is going to be.
Matt LaRose: This might be one of the best stand-up fights in the in UFC. And it's three rounds. At first, I was like, oh, I wish it was five rounds. But it being three rounds, these two dudes are going to come out and try and beat the fuck out of each other.
Fuck Off: This fight's going to be awesome.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude.
Fuck Off: This might be fight of the night.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Two fights in.
Matt LaRose: It might be fight of the night, but also there's two fights after it that might be fight of the night, so maybe.
Fuck Off: Oh, two or three.
Matt LaRose: Well, I don't know if the headline fights. good We'll see. We'll see. I don't want to.
Fuck Off: right All right. Well, let's see what's next. I think this is the fight of the night right there.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Who are you picking to win in this fight?
Matt LaRose: Carlos Protas says Leon Edwards is past his prime. This is my time now. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and drink some whiskey and then go kick the bag.
Fuck Off: He might be right. um And i I like, I mean, Pratas is younger, stronger, bigger. I just still think Leon Edwards is much more athletic and uses his distance a bit better.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, but Protest is long, dude. He's got long arms, he's got long legs.
Fuck Off: He is long. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I mean, so does Leon, too.
Fuck Off: I think Leon wins this fight.
Matt LaRose: Really?
Fuck Off: I think, I think it goes the distance, but if it could end with Pratas knocking him out.
Matt LaRose: Interesting.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I think I like Leon Edwards, but I've always thought that he was kind of soft.
Fuck Off: Me too.
Matt LaRose: And, like, Nate Diaz almost fucked this dude up. Like, Jorge...
Fuck Off: Yeah, but he's he's got technique. And every time, i never really pick him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: and But he's got crazy technique. Yeah,
Matt LaRose: So does protest, man.
Fuck Off: yeah but Pratas seems to me more undisciplined. To me, Leon Edwards is more disciplined.
Matt LaRose: Huh?
Fuck Off: Even though he's wild with his... you know he he's off He still seems more disciplined. and and
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: And you know what? I'm being a little... um
Fuck Off: Maybe I'm using and filtering information I shouldn't be either. I'm thinking about the last couple of fights that the nerds have had where they're not doing very well.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They've been a little bit exposed.
Matt LaRose: Well, this the other thing is Protas is now coming off the first loss of his career to Ian Machado Gary.
Fuck Off: Yeah. So is Ian Machado Gary better than Leon? I don't think so.
Matt LaRose: ah Yeah, I don't think so either.
Fuck Off: So, don't know. That's how I look at it.
Matt LaRose: Interesting. Fun. Okay.
Fuck Off: But I would love Pradas to win. ah
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I really love the guy.
Matt LaRose: He's awesome.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Oh, see, you just fucking this fight just ended. and You're like, oh, my God, Maddie. How can this how can this card get any better?
Fuck Off: That's a great fight.
Matt LaRose: I can't have my balls get blown off any harder than what just happened.
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: But maybe i could maybe get an ice cream to make myself feel better after that.
Fuck Off: I do like ice cream, but I wouldn't shit at the guard.
Matt LaRose: And then it. And then that's true. And then you have 18 and 0 Michael Morales taking on 18 and one straight out of Philly's own Sean Brady.
Fuck Off: Holy shit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude, this card is insane. This is the featured bout of the evening.
Matt LaRose: Sean Brady from Philly takes on Michael Morales, 18-0.
Fuck Off: This might be fight of the night too.
Matt LaRose: That's why I told you. I said it could there could be more fights of the night.
Fuck Off: That's a great fight.
Matt LaRose: It's an insane fight. Michael Morales is coming fresh off of a knockout win to Gilbert Burns.
Fuck Off: I got Sean Brady.
Matt LaRose: Stokinio. And Sean Brady just submitted Leon Edwards. So Leon Edwards and Protas both coming off losses.
Fuck Off: Which means whoever wins this fight Yeah
Matt LaRose: That's right. Sean Brady beat the fuck out of Leon Edwards. Remember? That was in March. He beat the fuck out of him and then submitted him. That's why I'm telling you.
Fuck Off: Yeah And he's got a different game he than Pratas Yeah, you're right Maybe you're right
Matt LaRose: Protas is going to beat the fuck of
Matt LaRose: Yeah, but it's I don't think Leon's there mentally. I think's think soft. So, yeah, Michael Morales versus Sean Brady. You're taking Sean Brady.
Fuck Off: I got Sean Brady.
Matt LaRose: I think this fight could be insane.
Fuck Off: I actually don't think Sean Brady wins, but I'm pick i'm picking him
Matt LaRose: If he wins, I will tell you this. If he beats the fuck out of this guy the way he's been beating the fuck out of people, like he's the guy. He's next in line for a title shot. like
Fuck Off: Yeah, who's the champ?
Matt LaRose: And welterweight is, well, this's you're going to find out at the main event of the evening.
Fuck Off: Oh, okay. Let me know.
Matt LaRose: But before you get to the main event of the evening, you have to have the co-main event of the evening.
Fuck Off: This is a stat card. You're right.
Matt LaRose: If your dick and balls have any, even a drop of blood or a singular heartbeat pulse left in them, that's about to get blown off as the women's flyweight Valentina Shevchenko takes on former, ah what is it?
Matt LaRose: strawweight champion vacated her belt and moved up to so to flyweight Wiley Zhang.
Fuck Off: Right. Great fight.
Matt LaRose: Probably the two best women in the last...
Fuck Off: Ever.
Matt LaRose: I mean, yeah. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. I'm with you on that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, they're the two best female fighters ever.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And now they're going to fight each other.
Fuck Off: I got Bullet.
Matt LaRose: I'm taking bullet too, actually. And I love Wiley Zhang.
Fuck Off: I love them both.
Matt LaRose: I think she's he's actually shut...
Fuck Off: and My biggest thing with Bullet is she's getting older, but I don't know how much that affects the women like it will the men, which is interesting.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Matt LaRose: I agree.
Fuck Off: But, I mean, Bullet is, she's combat every day.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Her life forever.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. She's an actual Russian assassin.
Fuck Off: love her. And the best part about her, guess who's going to be in her corner?
Matt LaRose: i
Fuck Off: Her sister.
Matt LaRose: I don't know. Her sister hasn't been in the corner the last couple.
Fuck Off: She'll be there this fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you think so?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Even if she's not. Yeah, I love Wiley Zhang. Super athlete. She's fucking great. But if I'm going to pick a commie, it's going to be a Russian commie.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm not down with the the red scare as much as I'm down with the red scare.
Matt LaRose: Right, right, right. Sniper Wolf, Bullet, Valentina, Shevchenko.
Fuck Off: Ah, so fucking hot.
Matt LaRose: This is five rounds.
Fuck Off: Great fight. It might even go five rounds, too.
Matt LaRose: Awesome. Yeah, might be fight of the night.
Fuck Off: That also could be fight of the night.
Matt LaRose: It's crazy.
Fuck Off: and And maybe there are more than one fight of the nights because they're potentially, they could easily get fight of the night and he could easily hand it out to someone else too.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. They could hand it out, although I don't think this will be, but they could hand it out to the main event of the evening. So now you can just sit back and enjoy the show because you've gotten your dick blown off three fucking insane fights in a row.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I'm going to need to get an Uber home because when I'm walking, my ball sack is so low to the ground, wind is going to have a sail.
Matt LaRose: And.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: the I'm going to be walking against it.
Matt LaRose: You're going to be dragging like the jeans, like your jeans when they go around the back of your foot.
Fuck Off: Yeah, exactly.
Matt LaRose: but For the welterweight championship of the world, Jack Della Madalena takes on former 155 pound champion, again vacated and moved up in weight, Islam Makhachev.
Fuck Off: I don't think this is a close fight.
Matt LaRose: I agree with you.
Fuck Off: I think Islam's going to smoke this guy.
Matt LaRose: 100% dude.
Fuck Off: I think it's going to be done in the first round.
Matt LaRose: I think
Fuck Off: And i think I think it's going to be done within the first three minutes of the fight.
Matt LaRose: I think if it's not the first round it's most definitely by the second round. He's going to stop this.
Fuck Off: I think i he hasn't fought in a while. i think he's going to want to just show up and show out. I think he's...
Matt LaRose: He doesn't have to cut a shitload of weight.
Fuck Off: No, it's going to be insane.
Fuck Off: I can't see it going any other way, but if it were to, like, the Lama Lear would be great, but...
Matt LaRose: Everybody keeps saying, so many people, so many people are picking Della Maddalena. And I, and it's like, I think, because I think everybody wants to be, if, if he were to win, everybody wants to be the guy was like, Oh, see, I told you.
Fuck Off: That's just stupid. what On what grounds?
Matt LaRose: So i told you. So we bur I don't think they actually believe that he's going to win. I think that they just want to be the one that was like, everybody keeps saying, Oh, he has such nasty boxing. He has so much better boxing than Makachev and blah, blah, blah.
Matt LaRose: And even Islam says, is the fightest hardest fight I've ever i've ever had in my life. But what, is he going to not say that? You know?
Fuck Off: It will be. And, and you know what? D'Alamalea's boxing might be better. It actually might be, but not the rest of the overall game, even just in, I can't wait to see their, their bodies when they're next to each other and just, you know, the strength that they each carry.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Do you agree with
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I can tell you this.
Fuck Off: Um,
Matt LaRose: Again, I don't want to... Oh, look at this. Here you go, Richie. This is for you. me just stop the sound. on Look at that. do you like that?
Fuck Off: Yeah,
Matt LaRose: Look at the abs on that.
Fuck Off: yeah that's an impressive looking fellow.
Matt LaRose: She's got the biggest legs on the planet.
Fuck Off: and Not really. She's 130 yeah. 170?
Matt LaRose: Right, but for a 130-pound girl, she has gigantic legs.
Fuck Off: ah yeah
Matt LaRose: um I got to see if I can find it, but I had a picture. I was going to, the reason I took this out to show you was because I was going to show you a picture of Islam at 170 pounds because he's thick.
Fuck Off: one seventy
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Or he's like, you know, cutting. Oh yeah. Right here. Here you go. ah come on. I'm going to have to, here we go. Boom. See if I can do this.
Matt LaRose: Look at how thick your boy is right now.
Matt LaRose: Islam says, I started taking creatine.
Fuck Off: Yeah. I don't know if he's going to pass this test.
Matt LaRose: I thought that same thing. i was like, he's so fucking huge right now.
Fuck Off: None of those people look like that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You should see Khabib now.
Fuck Off: Actually, not Khabib, but um what's his name?
Matt LaRose: Hamza. Yeah.
Fuck Off: I saw a picture of um my man, Kismet.
Matt LaRose: Hamza. Yeah. hows up
Fuck Off: I just saw a picture of him, and he's fucking he looks like fucking Franco Colombo.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: He's enormous, dude.
Fuck Off: He's huge and he's got striations like ripping through his back and stuff. And that's not his body style.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: He's not built like that.
Matt LaRose: us They just got him on a good conditioning program.
Fuck Off: It's super good. It looks like they're all on that same program.
Matt LaRose: I love it. I love the Russian conditioning program.
Fuck Off: It must be the creatine, the Russian creatine. But yeah, um I don't see how Delamalier can win this fight in any form or fashion.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I mean, shout out to him for being good, but Islam. So I wanted to actually, this is one of the reasons I wanted to talk to you because.
Fuck Off: This is life in fighting. Good fighters just at bad times because people are dominant.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You were the first person I knew after like the first or second Khabib Nurmagomedov fight ever. You were like, this dude's the greatest fighter in the world.
Matt LaRose: This dude is my favorite fighter. There's nobody better than this dude. He's going to kill everybody. And then he did that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, until I saw Khazmat.
Matt LaRose: Hamzat. So everybody says that Islam is Khabib 2.0 and that Khabib was good, but Islam is better. So do you think that, uh, is, do you like Islam? Do you, I think, I mean, I'm pretty sure I know the answer, but do you like Islam? And, uh, do you think he truly is Khabib 2.0 and can be as great or greater than Khabib?
Fuck Off: I think all those guys are, and they can't be great or greater until they start fighting each other at some point.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They're going to need to weed out who really wants to be the best, if they really want to be the best, and they'll have to fight a few of them. Is he Khabib 2.0? I would say yes, simply because of the fact he's got the same type of wrestling and control with the wrestling, but he's got better hands, in my opinion.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's got good Muay Thai.
Fuck Off: And he's got, yeah, he's got just better, tighter technique with his striking.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So, I mean, is he better? Yes. There are different times now. If they were wrestling, he'd probably get um pieced up still by Khabib, but it's not that way anymore.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think this guy's better.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: ah Is he the greatest fighter ever? I don't think so. there's All of these guys are so good, that whole group of them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: even dish And throw Dishwali in there.
Matt LaRose: Mm. Dwalishvili. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, my man Dishwali and Della Lamaleer.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. When you say dish Wally, I think every time going call him dishrag.
Fuck Off: But I still think until I'm proven otherwise, and there's nothing for me. I've always said John Jones is the greatest fighter ever.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Dana White stole that from you.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I mean, it was Khabib for sure, but just Jon Jones, what he could do with every – he's just so – Khabib was the most dominant champion ever.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he was just a destroyer.
Fuck Off: Jon Jones is the most phenomenal, legendary, you know number one guy that –
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Jon Jones is truly great everywhere.
Fuck Off: yeah, he just –
Matt LaRose: That's why he's so amazing. He can fuck you up with elbows. He can fuck you up with kicks. He can wrestle you. He can shit take the world champions and choke them unconscious while just standing up.
Fuck Off: And he did it in two divisions. Like he cleaned out two full divisions in in a way that he's dominated one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I mean, he dominated them both. He both, he literally closed, almost closed out and destroyed both divisions.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And so if you, until Pereira came back or, you know, I mean, there, he, what was there to share for a bit?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's true.
Fuck Off: Like there was nothing, it was nothing great.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Everyone, like, it was like, it was like Gustafson and and then it was, and then it was Jamal and fucking Yuri, you know?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: ah Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, the and they're still struggling to even the heavyweights, they're still struggling unless he's in the mix.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So I think that in and of itself makes him the greatest of all time. But I think Hazmut has the chance to usurp that because I think he can keep doing what he's doing and he might be the first ever like three division guy, four division, four division guy.
Fuck Off: Because he's a middleweight, I think, right?
Matt LaRose: he's well he's he fought between 170 and 185 and then he had some trouble making weight a couple times so he was fighting only at 185.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he could fight. He can. He's going to.
Matt LaRose: He can go up to 205 and fucking smoke people.
Fuck Off: He'll have. And I'm saying he can go up to heavyweight and do it as well.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think he's got the, he definitely has the height and the physique to be able to do that. But more than anything, he's just got the style.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: No one has done anything to this guy.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Did he lose one fight?
Fuck Off: No, he didn't lose. He was in a tough fight, but anyway that was more on him. He looks sluggish and shit. And these guys get cocky and they do. that His biggest problem is going to be, can he fight being Americanized?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Or ah more more likely Westernized.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Western Eyes is the...
Fuck Off: And that's his biggest thing. It'll be those demons that he's going to be like the Chechen fucking John Jones.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah, that's right. He didn't lose. He caved in Robert Whittaker's face with a face crank.
Fuck Off: Oh my God. That was his last fight too. He's just killed him too.
Matt LaRose: No, he beat Duplicy's.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Unanimous decision to make him the champion. Yeah, so he's the champ at 185. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. He can do two. ah He can do one 85, two Oh five and heavyweight. That's what I think.
Matt LaRose: yeah Yeah, I mean, he...
Fuck Off: and And they may even put another belt system. And if they put like a cruiser weight or a, yeah, if they do that, he then he'll, he'll have those too.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, like a 225 or something.
Matt LaRose: Fuck yeah. So that's your stacked card live from Madison Square Garden this weekend.
Fuck Off: All right, let's see what I can do.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you should spend the tickets up. Let me know if you get the boys in in the tickets and everything. I'll meet you down there, you know?
Fuck Off: You're full of shit. No, if we get the tickets, it'll be just walking by, grabbing what's left, if anything.
Matt LaRose: No, I know that.
Fuck Off: I'll go in for so i'll go in for standing room.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: We'll see what happens.
Matt LaRose: Go in. and Yeah. I've never been to Madison Square Garden.
Fuck Off: and MSG.
Matt LaRose: Some of the greatest fights in history have taken place at MSG.
Fuck Off: It's true.
Matt LaRose: Conor McGregor and Eddie Alvarez to become the champ champ.
Fuck Off: What a piece of shit that guy is.
Matt LaRose: Can you believe it? He found Jesus. It's all better now.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's fine. He's healed. He's like Charlie Sheen.
Matt LaRose: I got some breaking news for you that you'll really love. ah Jake Paul was supposed to fight somebody and then they pulled out
Fuck Off: I heard it was Javante Davis, and he beat up his girl and went to jail, and Jake Paul said, fuck you, I'm not going to give you any money, which is the only good thing he's ever said.
Matt LaRose: Davis.
Fuck Off: So he went to jail, and then the big fella I heard perked up.
Matt LaRose: the word on the street is they're gonna he's gonna fight Anthony Joshua in December tell me about this because I don't know much about did Anthony Joshua fight
Fuck Off: and
Matt LaRose: ah Tyson Fury maybe right didn't he yeah didn't one time you walked out with a huge like suit of armor on and it made it too heavy for him and then it smoked him before the first round
Fuck Off: Yeah, he did. a couple i think three times, maybe. um
Fuck Off: Yeah. um the He's going to wax this fucking kid, finally. Finally, this kid's going to fight someone who's at least a fighter his size.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And can, but yeah, he's going to fight an actual box.
Fuck Off: He's still older. He's younger than him, but at least he's... And Joshua can hit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Paul's going to get knocked out, I would guess, under a minute.
Matt LaRose: Wow. You think he's going to kill him that fast, huh?
Fuck Off: He's just... The punching power discrepancy is indescribable from what this kid's used to being hit with. This kid's fighting 150-pound guys.
Matt LaRose: That's true. And some of you who aren't even actual boxers.
Fuck Off: that blue that
Fuck Off: That blew up from 155 fighters and maybe they're 185 now. This kid's 225, 235, and 6'3", I think, He's huge.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, i know he's I know he's huge, right?
Fuck Off: So Anthony Joshua, I think, is but is he six five and i think he's probably ah probably be about two hundred and forty five pounds
Matt LaRose: Now, would you say Anthony Joshua is a superior athlete. If you catch my drift.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he is. but But he's got some big flaws, too. I mean, he's got a questionable chin at times, and he is also comes in not in the best of shape at times because he gets a little cocky.
Matt LaRose: Right. Thanks. He doesn't have to train for a fucking.
Fuck Off: So it'll be interesting to see if this is just a paycheck for him and he wants it.
Matt LaRose: call
Fuck Off: It'll be interesting to see.
Matt LaRose: How old is Anthony Joshua?
Fuck Off: I don't think he's that old, like maybe 36.
Matt LaRose: Let me see. Yeah, 36 nailed it right on the head there. Yeah, so he's not super old.
Fuck Off: But he's old for fighting.
Matt LaRose: Right, and you right.
Fuck Off: And and he's he's been hit more times than this kid has ever been hit in his life, Jake Paul.
Matt LaRose: I believe that.
Fuck Off: You know, and with by big fucking dudes. this He's going to destroy Jake Paul.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Unless there's a fix, this is finally what exposes this punk kid.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I can see. I mean, this is like a legitimate boxer, so.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's a legit boxer.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Well, we'll see what happens. Maybe maybe December and netflix on Netflix if they make it end up happening. So we'll see.
Fuck Off: It'll happen. This kid's got a lot of star power. I don't get him at all. I don't like them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's
Matt LaRose: It's crazy, man. People still care about Jake Paul. It's wild, so.
Fuck Off: so stupid to me.
Matt LaRose: It's crazy.
Fuck Off: But, I mean, if he's truly doing what he's saying he's doing, which is making money for boxers and trying to fight for insurance for them, I think that's great.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Go you, bro. Go you.
Fuck Off: Yeah, fuck you, fag.
Matt LaRose: The other thing I can't wait to talk to you about, Richie, is ah I told you that if the Patriots were 500 this season, I would consider that a success. And you still will not give them their due and consider them a success. But they are now 8-2, which means they're further than halfway through the season.
Matt LaRose: And they're...
Fuck Off: And I said a great season for them, a great season would be seven to nine wins, remember?
Matt LaRose: ah huh
Fuck Off: And that's what they're having. They are having a great season.
Matt LaRose: All I heard was the big test was going to be the Tampa Bay Buccaneers because they're such a good team and Durka, Durka, Durka.
Fuck Off: I haven't denied that.
Fuck Off: It was, and they were.
Matt LaRose: And the Patriots fucking showed them the door.
Fuck Off: And they were short some big weapons, but no excuses.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: No excuses. These guys have a chance to win 11 games.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. They could win the division.
Fuck Off: They play the Jets tomorrow night.
Matt LaRose: And the Jets are let me check, fucking terrible like always.
Fuck Off: They are even worse than always. They're horrendous. They play the Giants, I think, after that. Or no, maybe that's two weeks.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: at December 1st.
Matt LaRose: I think it's two weeks after, yeah.
Fuck Off: Because they're off. and then it's so that's or And the Bills maybe in between. I don't know.
Matt LaRose: I'm pulling it up for you right now.
Fuck Off: But the the Giants game, fucking terrible.
Matt LaRose: right. So they're playing the Jets tomorrow night.
Fuck Off: That's a win.
Matt LaRose: Then they play the Bengals the following Sunday.
Fuck Off: So they're 9 up. The Bengals, they're going to beat them too. There's 10 wins.
Matt LaRose: Okay, so then the week after that, Monday night football against the New York Giants.
Fuck Off: There's 11 wins.
Matt LaRose: Okay, then they got a bye week.
Fuck Off: So they're 11-2 at this point.
Matt LaRose: Then December 14th, they come back off off the bye week versus the Buffalo Bills.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and this is where I think they get the loss, but that's fine because they need it. So now they're eleven and three
Matt LaRose: And then they got the Ravens.
Fuck Off: I think they might lose this game, which is 11-4. Some panic starts to set in.
Matt LaRose: but then they're playing the jets and
Fuck Off: Everyone's going to – and then that's what happens. Once the panic sets in, then they realize, oh, thank God the Jets are here. Let's get our shit together, which is going to be perfect because they beat them.
Fuck Off: So they finish the season at 12-4. Oh, what is it?
Matt LaRose: well, they got one more after that. They got the Miami dolphins, which it's, it's in Gillette, but also if you're in the play at that point, you're, you're going to know whether you're in the playoffs or not, most likely.
Fuck Off: Miami. Where is it? Where is it?
Fuck Off: Oh.
Fuck Off: Yeah, they're twelve and four so maybe they go 12-5. If they went thirteen and three that's insane. If they go 12-5, that's unbelievable. so And then they get a but they get a um they get ah a playoff game.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And once you're in the playoffs, anything can happen. You just got to get your foot in the door, or handsome fella.
Matt LaRose: It's going to get your foot in the door. Got to get your foot in the door.
Fuck Off: And I really think that. They get in the playoff, especially this year with the teams that are out there.
Matt LaRose: Patriots are back, baby.
Fuck Off: They are not necessarily back yet.
Matt LaRose: You won't give them the credit that's due.
Fuck Off: and there's stood You know what? I hate Tony Romo, but he said he said exactly what I've been saying for 10 weeks now. Drake May, especially with a wet ball, has a tendency of sailing his balls.
Fuck Off: Sailing was the word I was... I kept saying he overthrew, he's high a lot.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: But it truly is. It sails. ah His arm is fucking lightning. It's a lightning rod.
Matt LaRose: It's got hang time. His balls have hang time.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so he's got to work on his accuracy a bit, even though he's got the highest accuracy. Think about how much better he would be, though, if he's hitting these guys in the numbers.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: ah But yeah, he he lets a lot of balls sail on him.
Matt LaRose: He is, I tell you, I keep saying it, he's a gunslinger and I like it.
Fuck Off: He is. He's like Phillip Rivers. he's like He's like Justin Herbert.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Joe Namath.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: You know?
Fuck Off: ah But the kid's a winner, and he's a leader, and he's yeah he's got good poise.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And I think that good things are going to come out of – he's got a great coach, but he's got just a gift from God with his arm.
Matt LaRose: Got a great coach. Vrabels.
Fuck Off: He can just hang it up.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I don't know why they just won't go out and break the bank and go get Justin Jefferson or some big time receiver. It'll be a Randy Moss type situation.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, why wouldn't you do that?
Fuck Off: I can't believe they didn't.
Matt LaRose: Get Antonio Brown. He needs some work.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah. But he's going to have plenty of it. It's just going to be making license plates.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah, right.
Matt LaRose: It's a good time to be a Boston sports fan. The fucking Bruins are on a seven-game heater right now.
Fuck Off: And they're still have a losing record. Do they not?
Matt LaRose: No, they have a winning...
Fuck Off: No, no, no. The Celtics have a losing record.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the the Bruins have a winning record in their second place in the division behind who?
Fuck Off: Right, right. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Behind the terrible, absolute fucking thorn in our side.
Matt LaRose: urge Scourge of the earth. The fucking Montreal Canadiens.
Fuck Off: God, I can't.
Matt LaRose: What year is it, Richie?
Fuck Off: Fucking could be any year, quite honestly.
Matt LaRose: We're right we're right back at it again, man nineteen seventy
Fuck Off: 1940. Joe Namath.
Matt LaRose: man. 1970? 1986? You name it.
Fuck Off: joe namath
Matt LaRose: You sure do look pretty tonight. Remember when you did that on fucking Monday Night Football?
Fuck Off: Yeah, Susie Colber.
Matt LaRose: the
Fuck Off: I'm fucking wasted, Susie.
Matt LaRose: I liked it. I'd like to kiss you. remember watching that live and my mom and dad being like, that dude is fucking shit face.
Fuck Off: Yeah. He was fucking...
Matt LaRose: I was young with that. That was what, like 96 or something like that. I was like 12 years old. So that was like, they were like, oh yeah, that dude is shit face right now. You sure do look nice to that.
Fuck Off: That was crazy. So funny.
Matt LaRose: It was funny, man. i hit a I went four for four on the weekend. The Bruins won, the Patriots won, Clemson won, and the Badgers won.
Fuck Off: The Badgers won a big game, honestly.
Matt LaRose: Fucking right, dude.
Fuck Off: That was a huge win against a good team, which is fucking weird because they've sucked all year.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Hey, man. Even a blind...
Fuck Off: But the same with Clemson. Clemson was lucky. They played a Florida State team that was good for a minute, but then imploded and they sucked, so that worked out well. 6-7.
Matt LaRose: Even a blind squirrel finds a nut when a broken clock is right twice a day is what they usually say.
Fuck Off: six seven six seven
Matt LaRose: six seven man.
Matt LaRose: 6'7".
Fuck Off: What else we got?
Matt LaRose: ah The only other thing I had, I don't even really have anything. I had Rally Japan last weekend. was unbelievable.
Fuck Off: Konnichiwa.
Matt LaRose: The championship is now down to the final rally of the year in two weeks in Saudi Arabia.
Fuck Off: That's going to be fun, and it's great when it comes to that. Did you hear about the Ferrari guy throwing Lewis Hamilton and Leclerc under the bus?
Matt LaRose: yeah
Matt LaRose: No, what was that all about? I love motorsports drama.
Fuck Off: basically said, it it seems like Ferrari's got the best cars on the planet because they just won the 24-hour Le Mans, I think.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And he said, so our cars aren't the issue. Our pit stops are the fastest in f one
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: Our engineers have created amazing cars, which leaves the drivers being the issue.
Matt LaRose: That's fantastic.
Fuck Off: but So we threw fucking Hamilton and Leclerc under the bus.
Matt LaRose: That's your boy.
Fuck Off: And I know he hasn't had a good year, man.
Matt LaRose: I'm glad my boy Sainz got out of there. He doesn't need to be part of that bullshit.
Fuck Off: And I don't know how, but this fucking Dutchman keeps sticking around, sticking around.
Matt LaRose: Who is it? Which, who are you talking about?
Fuck Off: Verstappen.
Matt LaRose: Oh, Matt, your boy, Max.
Fuck Off: He's got a legit shot at potentially coming back and getting the title. And honestly, if he does, it'd be fucking incredible because he was, think he was in like sixth place for a while.
Matt LaRose: and
Fuck Off: And with half the season to go,
Matt LaRose: Oh, shit. They're racing in Vegas this weekend.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's a good one.
Matt LaRose: Oh, wait, not this weekend. Next weekend.
Fuck Off: Well, they're in Brazil.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Fuck Off: they're and No, Brazil just happened.
Matt LaRose: No, they're in Vegas next weekend.
Fuck Off: They're Vegas next. Yeah, they had to travel.
Matt LaRose: Oh, the games of the race on 11 o'clock at night on Saturday.
Fuck Off: So fucking awesome. Hmm.
Matt LaRose: I didn't I've never watched the Vegas race, so they only have what one to three races left.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and Verstappen has a legitimate shot because because um Piastri and um Lando, they're teammates, but they've been jockeying back and forth with winning races, and they're kind of fucking each other a little bit.
Matt LaRose: shit huh
Matt LaRose: Right. Yeah.
Fuck Off: So Piastri, who was in first place, just absolutely... wilted I mean, his nut shriveled up and shot out the back of the exhaust system.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: He has literally choked his chicken out of this. fuck He had the trophy.
Matt LaRose: Groovy land.
Fuck Off: Hands down.
Matt LaRose: Groovy Lando is currently leading with 390 points. Your boy Piastri has 366. He has 341, so less. Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah. and And I think that's going to stay the same. But what does Verstappen have?
Matt LaRose: Holy shit. He's unreal.
Fuck Off: And if he wins two of the next three races, if he wins them, he's got a chance of, I think, winning the thing.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Matt LaRose: yeah holy shit
Fuck Off: and which would be probably one of the greatest F1 seasons ever, which would make him one of the greatest F1 drivers ever, which I hate.
Matt LaRose: he's pretty unreal
Matt LaRose: Wow, there's a Tide driver.
Fuck Off: He's got a great car.
Matt LaRose: No shit. There you go. That's exciting. Same thing with Formula One coming down the last couple races of the year. That's exciting.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it makes it fun, man.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, man.
Matt LaRose: Gives you something to fucking pay attention to.
Fuck Off: Give you something to believe in Who's that?
Matt LaRose: Racing is... Racing is awesome.
Fuck Off: Poison? Poison. You give me something to believe it
Matt LaRose: Every rose has its stones. Ricky Rocket.
Fuck Off: Ricky Rocket. Bret Michaels.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Bret Michaels.
Fuck Off: C.C.
Matt LaRose: What?
Fuck Off: DeVille.
Matt LaRose: CeCe DeVille. Yeah.
Fuck Off: C.C. pick up your guitar and talk to me.
Matt LaRose: It's terrible.
Fuck Off: Talk about fucking leading the gay revolution.
Matt LaRose: Hair metal was just, it was, we talked about that.
Fuck Off: It was a terrible, terrible phase, especially when when legends get sucked into the mix like Kiss.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yep.
Fuck Off: It was a bad time.
Matt LaRose: They got all queered out, as they call it. That's what fucking Bryce Mitchell calls it.
Fuck Off: Yeah, you can't say certain things like that anymore.
Matt LaRose: No, you can't. I only said it because I was quoting someone.
Fuck Off: No, 100%. I'm with you.
Matt LaRose: Richie, I don't know if you can believe this or not, but it's been an hour and 20 minutes.
Fuck Off: You know what that means.
Matt LaRose: It's time for you to rock my fucking...
Fuck Off: I travel to the beat of a different time. Can't you tell by the way I run? Every time you make eyes.
Fuck Off: You cry. And no one's saying no words But love your child, I've got my You can't see the flowers going to see.
Matt LaRose: Fucking punk rock, man.
Fuck Off: Oh,
Fuck Off: ah I love those motherfuckers.
Matt LaRose: Richie, take me out on your, if you close your eyes and you just envisioned Tracy Cortez, what happens next?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I... have her hold her ass cheeks open and I go to Boston strong in the corner cup, man, my man.
Matt LaRose: ah
Fuck Off: And I say, hook me up with that Vaseline. And I take a giant scoop of that Vaseline and I cover bullet Valentina's head with it.
Matt LaRose: Oh shit.
Fuck Off: And then, while Tracy's looking back, holding her ass cheeks open, I jam Valentina's head up her ass so I can watch her get eaten.
Matt LaRose: ah her herh Human centipede.
Fuck Off: And then I bukkake them.
Matt LaRose: but
