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Infinite Abyss Episode 55: The Dog Show!
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Do you ever sit back late at night and think to yourself; I wonder why Richie chose a Boston Terrier over a Frenchie? Or; Would it be awesome if Matty had a wiener dog? What's the best dog for hunting in South Carolina? Well this is the episode for you. Our hosts cover a wide range of topics from dogs, Bruce Lee Movies, UFC 317 predictions, and so much more!!
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Celebrity Sightings and Humorous Comparisons
00:00:37
Matt LaRose
From Madrid to Calabasas, Tijuana, Mexico to the people of Oyo.
00:00:45
Matt LaRose
I respect it because my word.
00:00:47
Fuck Off
Boom!
00:00:48
Matt LaRose
Here comes the boom.
00:00:50
Fuck Off
Here comes the fucking boom. Great fucking movie, by the way. Grind. What a great movie. Great soundtrack.
00:01:00
Rich is a cunt
Here Comes the Boom was not a good movie, Richie.
00:01:03
Fuck Off
Here comes the boom. No, that was not a good movie.
00:01:06
Matt LaRose
More like here comes the broom. Am I right?
00:01:10
Fuck Off
That was terrible. Although he just, where the fuck was he? For some reason he was in Nashville, Kevin James, and he went to do a, uh, he did something with jelly roll and he came out and they said he looked like jelly roll, but without the tattoos
00:01:21
Matt LaRose
Because he's awesome.
Birthday Wishes and Personal Preferences
00:01:28
Matt LaRose
Wow.
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Fuck Off
and wow, he looks so great for being 50.
00:01:34
Fuck Off
Or 56, whatever he is.
00:01:37
Matt LaRose
Does he look better than you at 56?
00:01:39
Fuck Off
No.
00:01:40
Matt LaRose
Happy birthday, by the way.
00:01:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, go fuck yourself.
00:01:43
Rich is a cunt
Happy birthday.
00:01:47
Fuck Off
I think we covered that, didn't we, last week?
00:01:49
Matt LaRose
Well, if we didn't, happy birthday this week.
00:01:51
Fuck Off
Hey, happy birthday again to me.
00:01:53
Matt LaRose
You could never wish your buddy Richie a happy birthday too many times.
00:01:57
Fuck Off
I agree. Hey, Mort, how was headhunter Higgins?
00:02:05
Rich is a cunt
um I talked to him a little bit, but I didn't stay. i didn't do the seminar. I didn't seminar.
00:02:13
Matt LaRose
You didn't seminar a jujitsu seminar.
00:02:15
Rich is a cunt
No, because I didn't want to.
00:02:16
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:02:16
Matt LaRose
Why not?
00:02:19
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:02:21
Rich is a cunt
Listen, I do jujitsu fucking far more than my body allows me to. And I had already done jujitsu for over two hours that day. um Sticking around wasn't going to be my jam. And this is going to sound fucking horrible, but I'm at the point in my life that if I'm going to go to a if i'm gonna go to a seminar,
00:02:42
Rich is a cunt
It's going to be somebody I have a vest or not a vest, but at least an interest in a style, um like a specific style. Like, I mean, he seemed like a nice guy, but I just died.
00:02:54
Rich is a cunt
I didn't give a shit.
00:02:58
Fuck Off
Good ring, though.
00:02:59
Rich is a cunt
If it was like somebody that was good at something or whatever that like um piqued my interest, I'd be all in, but I'm not doing what?
00:03:04
Fuck Off
Like Majeed, come in, I do baseball bat jokes.
00:03:11
Rich is a cunt
What about baseball bat chokes?
00:03:13
Fuck Off
Bring in someone like Majeed. That's an interest. He's a specialist. You come in, you want to learn a special.
00:03:17
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, listen, Tommy was doing um this dude a favor because he was up here for the um Scottish Games thingamajig and they were doing like wrestling or something at that.
00:03:29
Matt LaRose
a
00:03:31
Rich is a cunt
I guess, I guess, fucking can shout out to Santos. I guess they were doing some like Irish fucking wrestling where they were these fucking gay straps or whatever.
Unexpected Achievements and Plans for Adventure
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Rich is a cunt
And Santos just went there and fucking cleaned house with no experience.
00:03:40
Fuck Off
He's
00:03:43
Matt LaRose
yeah That's awesome.
00:03:44
Fuck Off
a legend.
00:03:45
Rich is a cunt
I just heard how, what about this Matt Santos guy?
00:03:46
Matt LaRose
Classic.
00:03:49
Matt LaRose
um
00:03:49
Rich is a cunt
like, Santos has been a G for fucking, a fucking black belt for 20 years. Of course he's going to kill everybody. Yeah.
00:03:55
Fuck Off
legend
00:03:56
Matt LaRose
And also like, just like be hilarious. what The entire time that he's killing you. Yeah.
00:04:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. I bet he talking shit and having fun, but like he went there, like he beat all of the guys that like do that.
00:04:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:04:08
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. which is so good. I love it. But no, I didn't, I didn't go. I met him. I i shot the shit with him for a minute. Um, because we had some common friends or whatever, um, in the game, but like, Hey, I had shit to do, man. Like this week has been a lot for me.
00:04:27
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, how come?
00:04:28
Rich is a cunt
Well, but we're going down this role. Are we going to introductions? What's the fucking story here?
00:04:34
Matt LaRose
What a segue.
00:04:35
Rich is a cunt
All right. Fucking a, um,
00:04:37
Matt LaRose
Martin, don't ever stand in front of a good segue. Just let it pass.
00:04:40
Rich is a cunt
Let it pass.
00:04:41
Fuck Off
It's just the GUI.
00:04:43
Matt LaRose
Ass to ass. Let it be.
00:04:44
Rich is a cunt
Let it be. Ass to ass.
Sports Allegiances and Support for Friends
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Rich is a cunt
um No, I got – have a sick dog, which I heard you did too. and and Actually, she's my best dog right now, Richie.
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Fuck Off
He likes peanut butter?
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Rich is a cunt
2024 Nationals Best Puppy.
00:05:02
Fuck Off
No.
00:05:02
Rich is a cunt
um i She was acting super lethargic, gums super white, just not being herself, couldn't hold food down. Had to bring her into the vet Monday morning and they're like – I can't believe this dog's alive. Her blood count's super low.
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Rich is a cunt
Spent a couple days at the vet. Now have to bring her back tomorrow. Yeah, I mean, she's alive, but we don't know what's going on exactly, running a bunch of tests. Oh, and um what's that industry I'm in?
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Rich is a cunt
The HVAC world? Fucking this country has gone fucking haywire this week, so that's been pretty busy. And then I got that bullshit dog show that I'm hosting this weekend, so...
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Matt LaRose
this my This my guy's out straight here.
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so no time for nothing. and But, hey, I managed to sneak home to to hang out with my boys.
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Matt LaRose
That's pretty sweet.
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Rich is a cunt
No, I just had i had to come home and check on the dog. Dude,
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Fuck Off
yeah
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Matt LaRose
Imagine being in an attic right now. Okay.
00:05:56
Rich is a cunt
my guys are fucking savages. It's like 150 degrees up there, and they're just fucking killing it, making dough.
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Fuck Off
What's the temperature there today?
00:06:05
Rich is a cunt
What? 96.
00:06:06
Fuck Off
What's the temperature there today?
00:06:08
Rich is a cunt
Ooh.
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Matt LaRose
is It was at least 97 that I saw.
00:06:12
Rich is a cunt
oh
00:06:13
Matt LaRose
Yesterday was over 100.
00:06:15
Rich is a cunt
Richie, your microphone sucks cocks.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
The laptop, I think it's pretty fucking good. and
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Rich is a cunt
Okay.
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Matt LaRose
we can't We can't hear how clear and concise you are.
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Fuck Off
How's that?
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Rich is a cunt
Not the best.
00:06:28
Fuck Off
How about this?
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Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
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Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Maddie LaRose. Across from me, as always, is the inevitable Rich Savastano.
00:06:40
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Matt LaRose
To my left, as always, the Mongoose, Matt Martin.
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Rich is a cunt
Bonjour. I'm back, motherfuckers.
00:06:48
Matt LaRose
We're back.
00:06:49
Rich is a cunt
Mild hiatus.
00:06:50
Matt LaRose
s Singing hail, hail the gang's all here.
00:06:50
Rich is a cunt
The yeah the timing lately has not been working out too well. But hey, I made it today. That's all that matters.
Details of the Rally Car Road Trip
00:07:00
Matt LaRose
I can tell you what, after this episode for the next three weeks, I'm available sporadic times because I'm going to be driving my rally car from here to Toronto through the great white North of Canada in through Michigan and then to Wisconsin.
00:07:20
Rich is a cunt
That's sick, dude.
00:07:21
Matt LaRose
And then when I come back, I'm going to drive to Chicago and take a left.
00:07:25
Fuck Off
that's a lot
00:07:25
Rich is a cunt
You going to out there and steal Mark's stripe?
00:07:27
Matt LaRose
i'm go to go I'm going to go out there and do a big circle around some of the Great Lakes and then come back.
00:07:32
Rich is a cunt
Which, by the way, we owe Mark. I mean, I know you're going to see him, but like Richie, we owe him a visit.
00:07:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:38
Rich is a cunt
I know life is chaotic, but we owe him a visit because we need to go do jujitsu with the boy.
00:07:44
Matt LaRose
It's true. It's true. He's got his first stripe he's good first stripe on his belt.
00:07:46
Rich is a cunt
but Right now is the year. been a year.
00:07:50
Matt LaRose
It's been a year.
00:07:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's congratulations. That's huge for one. For two, I did look into going. I was planning on going. There's a lot of stuff happening. For three, jujitsu's on like Wednesday night and Friday night and that's it or something.
00:08:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:08:07
Matt LaRose
No, they – yeah.
00:08:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but I bet if we we went out there and like put together a little seminar, we could probably do something on a different night. I'm sure they'd
00:08:13
Matt LaRose
actually I actually offered to teach a Muay Thai seminar while I was out there because my two jiu-jitsu guys weren't going to be coming with me. So I said I can't tell you much about jiu-jitsu, but if you guys want to learn how to stand on your feet like men, then we can do a seminar.
00:08:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:28
Rich is a cunt
Let's go.
00:08:30
Fuck Off
You should just go roll. You'll do fine.
Influences and Encounters in Arts and Media
00:08:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:32
Rich is a cunt
know preably both
00:08:34
Matt LaRose
I mean, I'll do both. I hurt my back recently. I need a bacchiotomy. So it was when I went to the Cape.
00:08:39
Fuck Off
How long ago?
00:08:39
Rich is a cunt
and broke my back.
00:08:42
Matt LaRose
It was, I broke my back and I broke my back in P-Town.
00:08:43
Fuck Off
ah About a week back.
00:08:46
Rich is a cunt
Did spinal?
00:08:47
Fuck Off
Not surprising.
00:08:47
Rich is a cunt
I'm sure you did get your back broken down there.
00:08:51
Fuck Off
Not surprised.
00:08:51
Rich is a cunt
Fucking back shots for LaRose.
00:08:52
Matt LaRose
I didn't, I didn't last in P-Town for very long before my back blew out.
00:08:56
Fuck Off
Never have.
00:08:57
Rich is a cunt
Let's go.
00:08:59
Matt LaRose
Martin, I'm actually glad you're here because I meant to tell this last week and I forgot. We're walking down P-Town and um i got my ah Hartford, by the way, my Hartford Whalers fucking a Jersey tank top a hit in P-Town.
00:09:06
Fuck Off
Speaking of gays,
00:09:14
Fuck Off
nice.
00:09:14
Rich is a cunt
let's
00:09:17
Matt LaRose
So many gays were yelling at me, go whale and shit. I couldn't believe it. And i yeah, the Bruins are gay.
00:09:21
Rich is a cunt
That is unbelievable.
00:09:24
Matt LaRose
ah So I'm one.
00:09:26
Fuck Off
my old team.
00:09:26
Rich is a cunt
I'm um Florida through and through from now on.
00:09:26
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:09:28
Rich is a cunt
Like, fuck Bruins.
00:09:29
Fuck Off
I've always been. I've been a Florida fan for a couple years now.
00:09:30
Rich is a cunt
Fuck John Sweeney.
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
They're the best.
00:09:33
Rich is a cunt
They're fucking awesome.
00:09:33
Matt LaRose
ah
00:09:35
Rich is a cunt
Everything about him is awesome.
00:09:35
Matt LaRose
so
00:09:36
Rich is a cunt
They're still raging.
00:09:37
Matt LaRose
They're still raging in the Bahamas.
00:09:40
Rich is a cunt
fucking love it
00:09:41
Matt LaRose
Unreal. um So I'm in P-Town, and i got so i got like my sleeveless jersey on, and then I'm with Todd, who's in like jeans and flip-flops like a weird dude, and this other guy that we're with has like an Alice in Chains shirt on and like a fucking flannel shirt.
00:09:58
Fuck Off
So you definitely dress for the occasion.
00:09:58
Matt LaRose
And...
00:10:00
Fuck Off
i mean, you fit in perfectly.
00:10:01
Matt LaRose
this, listen to me, this Russian dude and this Russian chick come running up to us and they go, Hey, do you listen to hardcore music?
00:10:04
Fuck Off
i
00:10:09
Matt LaRose
And we were like, yeah. And he's like, do you, have you ever heard of the band tree before? And I was like tree from Boston. And they were like, yeah, tree from Boston. I was like, yeah, I know tree. And the other dude that I'm with is like, yeah, I know tree. And they're like, Oh, come hang out with us. We're, uh, we're hanging out with the lead singer of tree.
00:10:28
Rich is a cunt
Oh, Boston Hardwood.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
He's,
00:10:29
Matt LaRose
He lives here and he's doing an art show and we're like, all right, let's go to this fucking art show. So we go through like these fucking like back alley, this one, uh, alley that's all like, uh, like,
00:10:39
Fuck Off
That's awesome.
00:10:44
Fuck Off
Filled with thoughts.
00:10:44
Matt LaRose
had all artwork on both sides, like big giant cocks and tits and everything is unbelievable. And then there's like all of a sudden just like these little like apartment courtyards and they're like, here's the art show. And there's like no art out. There's like a table with like one thing on it and like 12 people just standing around. And they're like,
00:11:03
Matt LaRose
the dude who's like wicked Russian. He's like, he's like, ah Oh, he's here. He's here. he's he's here. We'll find him. We'll find him. Just hang out. And his Russian chick is like, you guys should hang out and party with us.
00:11:14
Matt LaRose
We're getting, getting a bunch of alcohol and drugs. it it Well, so we,
00:11:17
Fuck Off
Yeah. Did you do it?
00:11:18
Rich is a cunt
Hi, I'm Matty and I'm here for the gangbang.
00:11:21
Matt LaRose
we hung out for a bit and like, while we're like, wait, I'm like waiting to like meet the guy from tree apparently. And then we're just hanging out and everybody's just standing there. And then like Todd and the other guys I was with her, like, Hey, let's get the fuck out of here.
00:11:34
Matt LaRose
And they just started leaving. So then that was pretty much the end of that.
00:11:37
Fuck Off
i know.
00:11:37
Matt LaRose
yeah.
00:11:37
Rich is a cunt
That's funny.
00:11:38
Fuck Off
that's how That's how you ruin a great night right there. You just pulled the plug on what could have
00:11:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
Scandalous Figures and Public Behavior
00:11:42
Fuck Off
been one of the greatest adventures of all time.
00:11:43
Matt LaRose
i I said to Todd, I said, if you want to know what really happens in P-Town, we should go hang out with those people and fucking just, you know, see what happens, man. I'm
00:11:52
Fuck Off
It's what happens to me wherever I go.
00:11:53
Rich is a cunt
Did you get the AIDS?
00:11:54
Fuck Off
I love it.
00:11:55
Matt LaRose
like, you don't have to partake. You can just hang out.
00:12:00
Matt LaRose
I don't know, Richie, you found yourself in situations like that.
00:12:00
Fuck Off
You can.
00:12:02
Matt LaRose
Can you not partake? Can you just hang out?
00:12:05
Fuck Off
No.
00:12:09
Matt LaRose
What if you just want to hang out?
00:12:13
Fuck Off
Nah, it just doesn't happen eventually.
00:12:15
Rich is a cunt
Can we talk about your volume? Is it is this like a thing now?
00:12:17
Fuck Off
like it's like
00:12:19
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:12:20
Rich is a cunt
Can I mail you a microphone?
00:12:20
Fuck Off
It's like you you're in um Wonderland
00:12:23
Matt LaRose
Urine.
00:12:27
Fuck Off
with the Red Queen.
00:12:30
Matt LaRose
What?
00:12:31
Fuck Off
and
00:12:31
Rich is a cunt
the fuck are you talking about?
00:12:32
Fuck Off
Anything I want?
00:12:34
Rich is a cunt
On a scale of one to high, where are you at?
00:12:38
Matt LaRose
The thing is, the listeners won't hear it because it will equalize out in post-production, but it's...
00:12:42
Rich is a cunt
Oh, will it?
00:12:42
Fuck Off
It's all equalized.
00:12:42
Rich is a cunt
All right.
00:12:43
Fuck Off
You're making a big deal out of nothing.
00:12:43
Rich is a cunt
right.
00:12:45
Matt LaRose
It's just funny because Rich knows that that he's quiet, so then he talks like a little bit quieter just to be a cunt. It's amazing.
00:12:54
Rich is a cunt
It's amazing where his neck has gone because it's fucking just gone now.
00:12:59
Matt LaRose
yo You look like you got a pretty good tan there, Savvy. Looking good.
00:13:05
Fuck Off
doing a lot of fishing, little paddle boarding.
00:13:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I saw your old man had quite the fucking striper the other day.
00:13:07
Rich is a cunt
Oh.
00:13:10
Fuck Off
Supping as it were.
00:13:12
Matt LaRose
I love a good sup.
00:13:13
Fuck Off
Yeah. Caught a sweet striper. Got some good bass running. Saw a three and a half foot gar that I reeled in.
00:13:24
Matt LaRose
Gar.
00:13:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're bad. You have to kill them.
00:13:29
Fuck Off
They're like Northern Pike.
00:13:29
Matt LaRose
Did you?
00:13:30
Fuck Off
They eat everything. They vacuum shit out.
00:13:34
Matt LaRose
Can you eat them or they fucking greasy and bony?
00:13:37
Fuck Off
Nah, you wouldn't eat those disgusting fucks.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
They're just trash.
00:13:41
Fuck Off
It's like eating a pickerel.
00:13:42
Matt LaRose
No.
00:13:44
Rich is a cunt
I know some people that like pickerel.
00:13:44
Matt LaRose
Trash.
00:13:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:46
Rich is a cunt
The same people that like carp.
00:13:46
Fuck Off
Oh, Asians.
00:13:50
Matt LaRose
good Shout out to Chung Mee.
00:13:53
Rich is a cunt
Hi, Chungmi. My uncle Ken, who is 100% Chinese, parents were immigrants.
00:14:00
Fuck Off
See?
00:14:01
Rich is a cunt
heat This fucking motherfucker would scoop the fucking eyeballs out of fucking fish when we caught him.
00:14:05
Matt LaRose
ah oh
00:14:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:08
Rich is a cunt
He was fucking wild. well He's not wise. He is still wild. Actually, you met him at my wedding.
00:14:14
Fuck Off
Was he Asian then too?
00:14:16
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, dude.
00:14:18
Fuck Off
don't remember. I was high.
00:14:18
Rich is a cunt
Guy's the fucking best.
00:14:20
Fuck Off
Was I high then?
00:14:20
Matt LaRose
he He also identified as an agent at the time.
00:14:23
Fuck Off
No, I don't think I believed that.
00:14:23
Rich is a cunt
He still does.
00:14:25
Fuck Off
Did I?
00:14:25
Rich is a cunt
Wild. He's like 150 years old. He looks like 72. Yeah.
00:14:29
Fuck Off
That's fantastic. like It's like me.
00:14:31
Matt LaRose
They've got it in them.
00:14:33
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:14:34
Fuck Off
They've got that nice taut skin from behind.
00:14:41
Rich is a cunt
um What day did you guys record last week?
00:14:41
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable.
00:14:43
Rich is a cunt
Did you guys talk about the the cup?
00:14:47
Matt LaRose
Thursday, I think. Yeah, because we talked about how Richie is now a two-time Stanley c Cup champion.
00:14:48
Rich is a cunt
Oh, so yeah, yeah.
00:14:53
Rich is a cunt
Congratulations.
00:14:53
Matt LaRose
He won with in 2011 with the Bruins and he won this year with the Panthers.
00:14:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've been a big Panthers fan.
00:14:57
Rich is a cunt
So did you hear what Biz Nasty was talking about fucking how Marshy's probably going to Toronto for fucking four years at $9 million?
00:15:07
Matt LaRose
I think.
00:15:11
Fuck Off
No way.
00:15:11
Rich is a cunt
Like, is that real? What?
00:15:13
Matt LaRose
I mean, i like i got a one of my one of my insiders sent me a message that said that they heard that he was most likely going to Toronto.
00:15:15
Rich is a cunt
All right.
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
And it's like, I can't imagine that there is any kind of negotiating with Brad Marchand right now. Every fucking every half an hour, there's a new video of him completely fucking kablammed, leaving somewhere to go somewhere else.
00:15:36
Matt LaRose
So I'm not really believing any of the fucking rumor boys.
00:15:38
Fuck Off
Well, he may not know. It may not be up to him.
00:15:40
Rich is a cunt
all
00:15:44
Matt LaRose
I think he's going to want to fucking stay right there in Florida, man.
00:15:46
Fuck Off
i think he I think so, too.
00:15:46
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's so awesome.
00:15:47
Matt LaRose
Why the fuck would you ever play in Toronto?
00:15:48
Fuck Off
Because Toronto thinks they're going to win a cup.
00:15:50
Rich is a cunt
this
00:15:50
Matt LaRose
The fucking media is brutal. Toronto's fucking terrible.
00:15:53
Fuck Off
They're French.
00:15:55
Matt LaRose
Their fans are fucking terrible. It's like the, like, oh, they're just cunts.
00:15:57
Fuck Off
They're French.
00:16:00
Rich is a cunt
They are cunts. And what's crazy, like this whole, you know, I know you guys probably already hashed it out last week, but like this was almost as good as Boston winning in the cup.
00:16:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, 100%.
00:16:13
Rich is a cunt
Like, I was rooting for them as hard as I was would have fucking for the Bruins.
00:16:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah. I was...
00:16:18
Rich is a cunt
and Almost, like, more so because fuck the Bruins.
00:16:18
Matt LaRose
ah ah Yeah, exactly. i was so very, very invested in this one, which was like...
00:16:24
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:16:25
Fuck Off
I've been rooting for Florida for four years.
00:16:29
Rich is a cunt
I don't disagree with you.
00:16:30
Fuck Off
I've been going to their games for four years. I go and I root for them when I'm there, except when they played the Bruins. Now get to root for them all the time.
00:16:37
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, i might I might even still root for them when they play the Bruins.
00:16:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going to just root for them all the time now, even when they play the Bruins.
00:16:43
Matt LaRose
The Bruins are just fucking cunts.
00:16:46
Rich is a cunt
And everybody was like, oh, thanks, boss. I'd be like listen, dude, we support all of that.
00:16:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:52
Rich is a cunt
Like, we're on your side.
00:16:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:54
Rich is a cunt
Like, we hate our fucking front office.
00:16:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:56
Rich is a cunt
We want to win.
00:16:56
Matt LaRose
Literally.
00:16:57
Rich is a cunt
And you know what if we can't win, we might as well fucking get behind fucking Marshy.
00:17:00
Fuck Off
And fuck you, you Florida fucking punks.
00:17:00
Matt LaRose
Honestly, the bruing the Bruins did him a solid.
00:17:03
Fuck Off
They don't even like hockey. There are no hockey fans there, so tell them to shut the fuck up. They're fair weather faggots. I'm a real Florida fan.
00:17:11
Rich is a cunt
you're You're not wrong, but the team is fucking awesome.
00:17:12
Fuck Off
I am a real art of Florida hockey fan. They don't get any realer than me.
00:17:17
Matt LaRose
They had like 400,000 people show up to their parade on Sunday because they just went up A1A in fucking Lauderdale along the fucking beach. The fucking road in the beach is lined like 100 people deep on both sides.
00:17:30
Matt LaRose
There's dudes in boats running up and down the fucking shoreline while the parades go by. It's like fucking chaos, man. It's unreal.
00:17:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's not just for them, though.
00:17:41
Matt LaRose
Huh?
00:17:42
Fuck Off
It's like people at Taurus are going to sit there and watch what's happening, too.
City Reputations and Mayoral Scandals
00:17:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, why wouldn't you?
00:17:48
Fuck Off
It's got nothing to do with their fans. They're a bunch of fucking fat.
00:17:50
Rich is a cunt
No, that you're right. There aren't real fans down there.
00:17:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:53
Rich is a cunt
Because nobody's from Miami.
00:17:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:56
Rich is a cunt
like who Like, who's from Miami other than the blacks?
00:17:59
Fuck Off
Pitbull.
00:18:01
Rich is a cunt
No, homie from Cuba.
00:18:03
Matt LaRose
George Masvidal.
00:18:03
Fuck Off
Flo Rida. Flo Rida.
00:18:06
Rich is a cunt
Cuba.
00:18:09
Matt LaRose
It is what does it is Little Havana, right?
00:18:11
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but if you go even you block back a few more blocks, it's like gangland.
00:18:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Kimbo Slice is from Miami.
00:18:19
Rich is a cunt
Was.
00:18:20
Matt LaRose
Was.
00:18:21
Fuck Off
Miami's a shithole.
00:18:23
Rich is a cunt
A complete shithole. Fun fact, Mikey and I slept in a car in Miami once and we thought we were getting robbed at fucking 4 o'clock in the morning at a stop and shop.
00:18:24
Fuck Off
most Most of Miami is a shithole.
00:18:32
Rich is a cunt
so
00:18:33
Matt LaRose
I'm honestly surprised you didn't.
00:18:35
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:18:38
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:18:38
Rich is a cunt
we we We landed late and we couldn't get a hotel room, so we're like, all right, well, it looks like we're sleep sleeping at stop and shop.
00:18:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:45
Rich is a cunt
Wasn't ideal, I'll tell you that.
00:18:47
Fuck Off
Walmart's usually the safest place, but I don't think they had any there.
00:18:51
Rich is a cunt
o Walmart? Walmart's not safe fucking during the day, dude.
00:18:57
Fuck Off
I don't go there.
00:18:58
Rich is a cunt
but
00:19:02
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Toronto and shitholes, I watched a great documentary on Netflix about, ah remember their mayor Rob Ford like 10 years ago that was like always doing crack and shit like that?
00:19:11
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
00:19:15
Matt LaRose
was a great, well, now he's dead from like leukemia or some shit, but yeah, it was awesome.
00:19:15
Fuck Off
they Where is he now?
00:19:15
Rich is a cunt
but
00:19:21
Fuck Off
Sweet.
00:19:22
Matt LaRose
That dude like ah was like like voted in to be mayor and was just constantly like getting shit-faced and fucking smoking crack and fucking some chick accused him of sexual harassment or something. And he's like they're like asking him at a media scrum he's like, I never said I'd eat her pussy.
00:19:40
Fuck Off
yeah
00:19:41
Matt LaRose
It's fucking awesome, dude. The guy's great. He's like, I don't smoke crack. I don't have a drug addiction, a drug problem. And then like multiple pictures and multiple videos come and come out of this guy smoking crack. And he's like, listen, I'm really embarrassed about this, but I have to go to rehab.
00:19:58
Matt LaRose
I smoke crack.
00:20:00
Fuck Off
We know.
00:20:04
Matt LaRose
what a The only reason that I'm going to Toronto to that shithole is because ah I've always wanted to go to the Hockey Hall
Road Trip Excitement and Cultural Influences
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
of Fame.
00:20:10
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, course, dude.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
So I'm going to go to the Hockey Hall of Fame. And then I'm actually going to go. i was looking at the route the other day. I'm going to go through Toronto and then I'll be going north to Sudbury, home of the Sudbury Blueberry Bulldogs.
00:20:22
Rich is a cunt
Oh!
00:20:24
Matt LaRose
So I think.
00:20:24
Fuck Off
I wonder if you got to stop in there.
00:20:25
Rich is a cunt
Most beautiful girls in the world come from Sudbury.
00:20:29
Fuck Off
You got to stop in.
00:20:31
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. I wish it was a little bit cold. a little bit colder out, I might be able to catch the fucking, the blueberry bulldogs in action, you know,
00:20:40
Fuck Off
Fuck.
00:20:40
Rich is a cunt
So we're going to that, right?
00:20:40
Fuck Off
I'd stop at the arena.
00:20:41
Rich is a cunt
That's in October. I haven't...
00:20:42
Matt LaRose
I'll do it. I'm a hundred percent in to go into that.
00:20:45
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, like this time they're at least doing it at the Garden. So I will...
00:20:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:49
Rich is a cunt
I'll look up... Richie, look up tickets. Get us tickets right now.
00:20:52
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:20:54
Rich is a cunt
but I'll look up tickets. We should be able to get into that pretty easily.
00:20:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:58
Fuck Off
Let's do it.
00:21:00
Matt LaRose
How's the corn apple door knee high by 4th of July.
00:21:06
Rich is a cunt
It's too bad our three listeners have no idea what we're talking about.
00:21:09
Matt LaRose
I know. Well, I know the Aqualad does.
00:21:13
Rich is a cunt
Cheers, Mark.
00:21:17
Matt LaRose
Speaking of the Aqualad, Richie, I got a nice little fucking write-up here for you.
00:21:20
Fuck Off
Yeah. Where do you go this week?
00:21:22
Matt LaRose
You're going to love this one. This is right up your fucking arsenal.
00:21:25
Fuck Off
Hope so.
00:21:26
Matt LaRose
I took another trip into the Wayback Machine this week, this time to 1973, and watched a Kung fu classic. possibly the most essential martial arts crime thriller, none other than Enter the Dragon, starring Bruce Lee, John Saxon, Jim Kelly, and Betty Chung.
00:21:47
Matt LaRose
Have you ever seen this, Richie?
00:21:49
Fuck Off
Never heard of it.
00:21:50
Matt LaRose
No?
00:21:50
Fuck Off
Who's in it?
00:21:51
Matt LaRose
and Well, Bruce Lee plays a Shaolin martial artist who is recruited by some British egghead to travel to an island off of Hong Kong.
00:21:53
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:22:01
Matt LaRose
which is owned by a former monk from Lee's Temple to fight in a tournament he is hosting. The British believe this is all in front this was all a front for a massive opium operation and want Bruce Lee to act as their spy while on the island.
00:22:19
Matt LaRose
Betty Chung plays Mei Ling, an undercover agent already on the island. John Saxon and Jim Kelly play American fighters and Vietnam vets that have also been invited to the tournament.
00:22:31
Matt LaRose
As I said above, this movie is a classic, which is clearly inspiration the inspiration for countless other movies and video games. Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat's tournament-style fighting, as well as many of their characters, are lifted straight from this film.
00:22:46
Matt LaRose
Mei Ling is also the name of a character from Metal Gear Solid. Like most Hong Kong martial arts movies films, this movie is dubbed.
00:22:54
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:22:55
Matt LaRose
But I didn't realize until recently that most Hong Kong movies were actually shot with no sound at all, and all the sounds, including the voice acting, were act were added later in post-production.
00:23:06
Matt LaRose
Anyway, this is a classic that i that everyone should watch. P.S. I also watched a documentary on Prime called Enter the Clones of Bruce, which is about the myriad of actors that many Hong Kong studios tried to find to replace Bruce Lee after his sudden death in 1973 at the age of 32.
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
at the age of thirtyt two The funny this is there. The funny this says the funny this is there. The funny thing is there are were way more, quote, Bruce Lee movies made after Bruce Lee died than when he was actually than he was ever actually in.
00:23:43
Fuck Off
He only made four, I think, didn't he?
00:23:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You had other actors with names like Bruce Lee with one E Bruce Lee spelled L I and dragon Lee.
00:23:52
Fuck Off
Oh, true.
00:23:53
Matt LaRose
Oh, dragon Lee is the Korean Bruce Lee clone to name a few. It was a pretty interesting documentary and worth a watch. If you like Bruce Lee style, martial arts films.
00:24:04
Fuck Off
Fuck yeah. I've seen both of those. Both great.
00:24:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, really? I didn't think that you'd, I was, I thought we were going to get you with the documentary.
00:24:11
Fuck Off
No, no, I saw that actually. And yes, there are many, i think Bruce Lee only actually made four movies and now it could be five, but I think it's four for the most part.
00:24:17
Matt LaRose
I thought it was something like six or something like that.
00:24:23
Fuck Off
He did, he did episodes though on the green Hornet where he played Kato and that was kind of his breakout thing.
00:24:27
Matt LaRose
Right. He was on the green horn.
00:24:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:33
Fuck Off
Um,
00:24:34
Matt LaRose
Were you a big green Hornet guy back in the day?
00:24:37
Fuck Off
No, I didn't like the Green Hornet, but I most definitely liked Enter the Dragon. I most definitely liked the Big Boss. I most definitely liked...
00:24:49
Matt LaRose
Rumble in the Bronx.
00:24:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, Rumble in the Bronx.
00:24:52
Matt LaRose
Super cop.
00:24:58
Rich is a cunt
and I gotta to go back and check that one out because that one is so fucking dumb but it was hilarious back in the day
00:25:08
Matt LaRose
Also, the my other favorite Bruce Lee movie, Kill Bill.
00:25:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:25:13
Matt LaRose
It's a great Bruce Lee movie.
00:25:15
Fuck Off
It's true.
00:25:15
Matt LaRose
Maybe the greatest.
00:25:18
Fuck Off
b
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
You can leave your limbs. You can leave with your lives, but leave your limbs. They belong to me.
Controversial Figures in Sports and Wildlife Concerns
00:25:29
Matt LaRose
Richie, you had homework last week. Did you finish the Earnhardt documentary?
00:25:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, I did.
00:25:34
Matt LaRose
What did you think about your guy, Dale, number three?
00:25:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's is a great documentary. He's a cunt.
00:25:42
Matt LaRose
He's... Yeah.
00:25:43
Rich is a cunt
He's a cunt.
00:25:44
Matt LaRose
Oh, he's a total cunt.
00:25:44
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:25:46
Rich is a cunt
Oh, really? i don't I don't know anything about that.
00:25:46
Matt LaRose
He's...
00:25:48
Rich is a cunt
I mean, and I get hillbilly, but I get hillbilly with pit bulls, not race cars.
00:25:48
Matt LaRose
umma
00:25:52
Matt LaRose
my i remember
00:25:53
Fuck Off
yeah he's kind of like that.
00:25:54
Matt LaRose
I remember when I was a kid, my dad who was a my dad, born and raised in Texas, was a big NASCAR guy. And I used to fucking hate Dale Earnhardt.
00:26:05
Matt LaRose
Fucking hated him. Said he was dirty, said he was a piece of shit. Fucking hated him, man. That's why he was the intimidator. That's what he did, man, you know?
00:26:13
Rich is a cunt
That's why somebody sent him into the wall and it was curtains for that dude. Speaking of racing, this is July 26, Rosie.
00:26:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. How crazy is that?
00:26:22
Rich is a cunt
Let's go to Jet Cars Under the Stars. um
00:26:25
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah?
00:26:26
Rich is a cunt
Joe Crowley's making some runs that night.
00:26:28
Matt LaRose
ah yeah
00:26:29
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:26:29
Matt LaRose
Big Joe's racing almost every weekend up at fucking Epping, man.
00:26:32
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. And and i've I've been a bad nephew because I've been too busy to go see him race, but I got to get up there and I'll probably go up that night.
00:26:39
Matt LaRose
I'll go out for that. Check cars under the stars. It's a good time.
00:26:44
Rich is a cunt
Richard, you going to come?
00:26:46
Fuck Off
yeah
00:26:47
Rich is a cunt
and Okay, great. We'll see you there.
00:26:47
Matt LaRose
You should, if there's, yeah, we can go to Hampton beach and get a soft serve and see some fucking titties.
00:26:48
Rich is a cunt
We can go to SIG beforehand.
00:26:52
Fuck Off
Yeah. Go where
00:26:55
Fuck Off
where? Okay.
00:26:56
Rich is a cunt
Go get fucking meth and some HIV.
00:26:58
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:26:59
Fuck Off
Okay.
00:27:00
Rich is a cunt
to Christie's, get some pizza, beach pizza.
00:27:02
Fuck Off
Chris?
00:27:03
Matt LaRose
Beach pizza rules. they yeah if you ever do If you ever want to go real drag racing, you got to at least one time go to an NHRA national event.
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
Because when they have like top fuel drag cars and top fuel funny cars making hits, it's unlike anything you'll ever experience in your fucking life.
00:27:24
Fuck Off
Is that the one, are those the long things with the small wheels up front and the big ones in the back that have a parachute?
00:27:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, big giant wheels.
00:27:29
Rich is a cunt
So i I was fortunate enough back in the day, I actually did a Nationals English Town way back.
00:27:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:30
Fuck Off
I've seen those.
00:27:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I like different those too, yeah.
00:27:36
Rich is a cunt
That place is so fucking sick. Like New England Dragways, whatever, but you go down to fucking English Town.
00:27:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm pretty sure English Town's closed now. I think they just closed, yeah.
00:27:45
Rich is a cunt
Oh, really? Like back in the day, that was the spot.
00:27:47
Matt LaRose
It was the biggest one, yeah.
00:27:49
Rich is a cunt
That place was so sick.
00:27:50
Matt LaRose
They go from zero to 375 miles hour and quarter mile three seconds.
00:27:51
Rich is a cunt
I noticed.
00:27:55
Matt LaRose
and a quartermile and three seconds
00:27:58
Fuck Off
I've seen
00:27:58
Rich is a cunt
Awesome.
00:28:01
Fuck Off
cigarette boat boat races and though out in San Diego and those are one of them dig.
00:28:03
Matt LaRose
Those are fucking awesome too.
00:28:06
Rich is a cunt
Those are awesome when they fly.
00:28:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah. No way.
00:28:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, dude. And it hit a car in the parking lot, probably like a half a mile away when it fucking flipped the wing shot off and frisbee to cross into a parking lot and took out an entire windshield.
00:28:18
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:28:27
Rich is a cunt
That's crazy.
00:28:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Once that, once, once you get a little bit of air under you at that speed, It's fucking unbelievable, man. Even you see it happen to those fucking flat bottom race cars and shit on like it, like the Nürburgring and shit.
00:28:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, they just fly away.
00:28:42
Matt LaRose
He's got a little bit of fucking air underneath it and then they just go.
00:28:42
Fuck Off
yeah getting there.
00:28:47
Rich is a cunt
Later.
00:28:48
Matt LaRose
And the fucking and the guy driving it is just holding on, hoping that he doesn't die.
00:28:54
Rich is a cunt
And usually.
00:28:56
Matt LaRose
And usually they do.
00:28:57
Rich is a cunt
Wait, did he die?
00:28:59
Matt LaRose
Racing is awesome.
00:29:00
Rich is a cunt
Nope. Nope. nope
00:29:02
Matt LaRose
No, there he is. Did you pass out?
00:29:05
Fuck Off
and getting there
00:29:09
Fuck Off
I have a, yeah we've got a snake hunter here.
00:29:13
Matt LaRose
A snake hunter.
00:29:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, they they found a six foot water moccasin shed shedding and they're not supposed to be here in this lake, but.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
Did they find it on your property or?
00:29:23
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, we're on my dock.
00:29:27
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:29:28
Rich is a cunt
Who's they and why were they on your dock?
00:29:31
Fuck Off
um MEC found it or our help did.
00:29:36
Rich is a cunt
Your help, eh?
00:29:36
Fuck Off
our Our lawn people found it and showed her and then she immediately called the snake hunter.
00:29:44
Matt LaRose
Wait, they found the snake or just the skin?
00:29:44
Rich is a cunt
water walk is going to kill you, right?
00:29:48
Fuck Off
The skin.
00:29:49
Matt LaRose
Oh, I thought they found the snake. I was like, oh, fuck.
00:29:51
Fuck Off
No, they're here looking for it. They've been here for like three hours.
00:29:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they should find that one.
00:29:54
Rich is a cunt
Probably in the lake. Good luck.
00:29:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:29:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:58
Fuck Off
Well, if it sheds, it sheds somewhere outside of where they may nest or something.
00:30:03
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:30:04
Fuck Off
They actually live in the rocks by the lake, which is where we are.
00:30:07
Matt LaRose
You should shotgun that motherfucker.
00:30:10
Rich is a cunt
I would never go in that league again.
00:30:10
Matt LaRose
That If that thing, fuck that's is why I don't want to go south because shit like that lives down there. There's probably a spider.
00:30:16
Fuck Off
Not. I don't live here. It's not supposed to be here.
00:30:18
Matt LaRose
There's probably a spider this fucking big underneath your dock too that's ready to fucking bite you.
00:30:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, there are a lot of spiders.
00:30:23
Matt LaRose
Oh, no. I see no fucking way, dude. No way.
00:30:26
Fuck Off
You just got a spray. I use something called Miss Muffets. It's fantastic. Kill spider webs. Fucking it ruins them.
00:30:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I should spray that shit in my basement.
00:30:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, it'll get Miss Muffet's. Shit's the real deal.
00:30:39
Matt LaRose
Okay. Where do you get that shit from?
00:30:42
Fuck Off
A hardware store in Georgia.
00:30:44
Matt LaRose
perfect no shit
00:30:46
Fuck Off
You want to kill mud wasps? Yes, I do. You got to kill your spiders. I said, why? said, well, that's what they use to go and build their hut.
00:30:57
Fuck Off
You probably got a lot of spiders. I said, I do. Then you need Miss Muffet's.
00:31:03
Matt LaRose
no shit all right
00:31:04
Fuck Off
I said, thank you, sir. I'll take it. And it works. Yeah, you learn a lot of new little tricks down here.
00:31:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They know how to deal with shit like that.
00:31:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:31:20
Matt LaRose
If that fucking big old water moccasin fucking wax your boy Iggy, that'll be the end of him real quick.
00:31:25
Fuck Off
Fuck, I know. I'm tired of this guy. He's fucking always injured, doing something stupid.
00:31:30
Rich is a cunt
So tell me about what up with Iggy this week.
00:31:32
Fuck Off
I had another blockage.
00:31:35
Rich is a cunt
it Dude, how much does it cost for a blockage to be handled down there? Is it three, two, four?
00:31:41
Fuck Off
It cost me two grand.
00:31:44
Rich is a cunt
Actually, you know what?
00:31:45
Fuck Off
But that was two nights in the ER.
00:31:45
Rich is a cunt
You should be pretty grateful. That's pretty good.
00:31:51
Fuck Off
it's not bad.
00:31:52
Rich is a cunt
So let me ask you, did you what what did he eat?
00:31:56
Fuck Off
Nah, who knows?
00:31:57
Matt LaRose
his own shit.
00:31:59
Rich is a cunt
So did you know he ate something or was he just not keeping shit down?
00:32:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, he wasn't key. He started getting lethargic and then he started just throwing up. And then um he couldn't shit. you know He was like trying to shit, but straining. And then he threw up every time he ate, which it was two other times. And I was like, this is what this is what happened before.
00:32:20
Fuck Off
So I go down, they do the x-ray. They said it's negative. I said, I know, I asked you for an ultrasound. But we don't typically do those because Wolf picked this up. I said, i understand, but this has happened before. See the scar down his fucking chest?
00:32:33
Fuck Off
Give them an ultrasound. So they went in and they showed that, you know, the intestines were blocked in some manner and got all twitched up.
00:32:44
Fuck Off
But.
00:32:44
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, it's it's really impressive how bad some vets are. um
00:32:49
Matt LaRose
My
00:32:49
Rich is a cunt
like
00:32:50
Fuck Off
They say none of them can read ultrasounds. And by the way, hardly anyone has those fucking things.
00:32:55
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, you have to like you have to have a good vet.
00:32:55
Matt LaRose
point
00:32:57
Rich is a cunt
um it's I went through so many bad vets up here and I um finally got a really good one. But man, motherfuckers. And they will just keep fucking up and keep charging you. like No problem.
00:33:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, that's what happened before. He almost died and then had to go back.
00:33:14
Rich is a cunt
So let me ask you something. Obviously, how how old is Iggy now?
00:33:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a mistake. Four and a half.
00:33:19
Rich is a cunt
Four and a half.
Pet Ownership Challenges and Ethical Choices
00:33:21
Rich is a cunt
All right, so he's four and a half. Have you hit $40,000 yet in vet bills?
00:33:27
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:33:29
Rich is a cunt
Dude, he's a $50,000 fucking boss thing.
00:33:33
Matt LaRose
That's literally why I named him Million Dollar Iggy. I named him Million Dollar Iggy and I named the episode last week Million Dollar Iggy.
00:33:36
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:33:40
Matt LaRose
This fucking dog is worth... it's ah This dog's a fucking Cadillac, dude. It's unbelievable.
00:33:44
Fuck Off
nine Nine daycare centers he was thrown out of.
00:33:49
Rich is a cunt
Dude, I have fucking...
00:33:50
Fuck Off
He spent two months abroad training.
00:33:53
Matt LaRose
I don't know anybody who owns a dog and has spent that much money on their dog. I know people who have had
00:34:01
Rich is a cunt
Dude, I have a whole lot of dogs and I've never spent that much money.
00:34:04
Matt LaRose
as was going to say, I know people who have several dogs and they've never spent nearly how much money you spent on this dog.
00:34:04
Rich is a cunt
Like...
00:34:10
Fuck Off
I will never ever have a dog again.
00:34:11
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable.
00:34:14
Matt LaRose
that
00:34:16
Rich is a cunt
like i
00:34:19
Fuck Off
He's like me. He's got stomach issues. He's got stomach and ass issues.
00:34:21
Rich is a cunt
Who doesn't?
00:34:24
Fuck Off
He doesn't deal with it well. He takes it out very aggressively on people.
00:34:29
Rich is a cunt
he gotten into any fights lately?
00:34:31
Fuck Off
Every time he fucking goes, as soon as we walked out of the vets, the nurse was bringing him out. I was telling Maddie last week, there was a pit bull there. You know, one of those fake ones that everyone calls pit bull.
00:34:40
Matt LaRose
like a hippopotamus dog.
00:34:42
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, bully dog.
00:34:42
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. About 150 pounds with his big fat fucking ball sack hanging out. And Iggy came around the corner and went, his hair went right up and went right after the dude's nuts.
00:34:52
Matt LaRose
I don't fucking think so.
00:34:54
Fuck Off
Like fuck those nuts. Yeah.
00:34:57
Matt LaRose
there
00:34:59
Fuck Off
So that was the that was right away.
00:34:59
Rich is a cunt
It's funny.
00:35:01
Fuck Off
So.
00:35:02
Rich is a cunt
That's good. I love that. So when I was at the vet the other day with Pixie, they're like, all right we're going to take her out back and run some blood or whatever. And she's not very good with other dogs. like But usually if you don't fuck with her, she won't fuck with you.
00:35:16
Rich is a cunt
And I didn't tell them anything because she was so lethargic and down. And I just hear them taking her out they go, I'm like, Sorry.
00:35:26
Matt LaRose
ah I was shocked that you did.
00:35:26
Rich is a cunt
kids What are you going to do?
00:35:32
Fuck Off
That's their fault.
00:35:35
Rich is a cunt
She just looked at me like, what the fuck are you doing, dude?
00:35:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, man, this, I'll never get another dog.
00:35:43
Rich is a cunt
To be fair, you shouldn't have gotten this one.
00:35:46
Fuck Off
True.
00:35:46
Matt LaRose
i was talking
00:35:46
Rich is a cunt
I told you not to.
00:35:47
Matt LaRose
i was shocked that you did
00:35:49
Rich is a cunt
Me too, actually.
00:35:51
Fuck Off
I was fucking kind of forced into it. It it all happened very quickly at the end and then it just happened.
00:35:55
Matt LaRose
I say,
00:35:57
Rich is a cunt
It's funny, dude. you're Your neighbor was on the Frenchie train for so long and like I hooked him up with some breeders and whatnot and like was like, don't do this. Don't do that. Go here. Go there whatever.
00:36:09
Rich is a cunt
And then like I saw them last weekend and they're like, fucking, why the fuck would we ever get a dog? i'm like, I told you that. Why would you ever get a dog? and they're like, yeah, this is going on the back burner.
00:36:20
Fuck Off
Can't get a dog.
00:36:21
Rich is a cunt
Can't get a dog.
00:36:22
Matt LaRose
i will
00:36:22
Fuck Off
The only reason they should have a dog is because they have kids, but the kids aren't even home.
00:36:23
Rich is a cunt
Unless they-
00:36:28
Fuck Off
They're doing sports and yeah, they're, they're,
00:36:28
Rich is a cunt
No, they play like 12 sports and like in like 12 leagues.
00:36:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, they were always out and doing things, so there is no point in having a dog.
00:36:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. The dog is just going to sit at home and go fucking mental.
00:36:35
Rich is a cunt
no
00:36:38
Matt LaRose
And then.
00:36:38
Rich is a cunt
And they they're fucking... The grandparents have a dog. Perfect.
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, what fuck?
00:36:43
Rich is a cunt
Dog on the weekends.
00:36:44
Fuck Off
You want a dog? Go go see your grandmother.
00:36:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:49
Fuck Off
Fuck, people are so stupid.
00:36:51
Matt LaRose
there's a There's a Frenchie at Barbell that wears ah ah wears a hoodie, and he's awesome.
00:36:51
Rich is a cunt
Okay.
00:36:56
Matt LaRose
And they they kick the fucking, a yo ah like, a big yoga ball, just, like, kick it over in the turf area. And he fucking, like, runs as fast as he can to try to fucking bite the ball.
00:37:07
Matt LaRose
And he hits it, and the ball just, like, fucking bounces. And he just fucking will chase this ball. around the gym non-stop and then it'll get stuck in a machine and he'll just like try his fucking most to like rip it apart and he can't rip it apart and then someone will walk over and just like kick the ball free and then he fucking goes mental again.
00:37:26
Matt LaRose
like He never stops. It's awesome.
00:37:28
Rich is a cunt
And that's why dogs are the fucking best.
00:37:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:30
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:37:32
Matt LaRose
It's the greatest.
00:37:32
Fuck Off
that's They have something called Frenchtons now. Boston Frenchies. Tell my neighbor to get through that.
00:37:38
Matt LaRose
That's actually not surprising to me that they would do that.
00:37:41
Rich is a cunt
Fucking these breeders are fucking cunts. I was at my vet the other day, obviously, and I sit there and there's a Frenchie come in, but it's like one of those long hair fucking a quote unquote exotic Frenchies.
00:37:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:52
Rich is a cunt
Like, what are you doing?
00:37:54
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:37:54
Rich is a cunt
Like this thing can't even fucking walk.
00:37:56
Fuck Off
It's gross.
00:37:57
Rich is a cunt
I hate people.
00:37:57
Fuck Off
I hate it.
00:37:58
Matt LaRose
I saw someone that they were able to breed like, like some kind of like Husky, but it's like, ah like a Husky that's like this big.
00:37:58
Rich is a cunt
I hate them.
00:38:07
Matt LaRose
And I'm like, why, like, why do people do this shit? Like, it's like, you can have a little toy Husky.
00:38:10
Rich is a cunt
Because they're assholes. It's a money grab.
00:38:13
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unbelievable.
00:38:15
Rich is a cunt
ah money grab
00:38:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What's a, what's more of a cunt dog to have a Frenchie or a Terrier? Like which one of those two dogs is like more of a pain in the ass or are they pretty much the same?
00:38:26
Rich is a cunt
It all depends on where you're getting them and who bred them and why. So like, yeah I can't wait to hear this.
00:38:30
Matt LaRose
and
00:38:32
Fuck Off
Here's why I chose a Boston over French after all of my research after four years.
00:38:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I can't tell me, tell me, tell me why you chose a Boston Terrier over a Frenchie.
00:38:43
Fuck Off
Well, some of the information I used was clearly incorrect. Like they were great apartment dogs.
00:38:52
Matt LaRose
I have, I have, would have never, ever, ever believed that for a second.
00:38:52
Rich is a cunt
says who?
00:38:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, it says they're great apartment dogs and they're not.
00:38:58
Matt LaRose
but What, those in Jack Russell Terriers?
00:39:02
Matt LaRose
If it's a fucking Terrier, it shouldn't be in a fucking apartment.
00:39:02
Fuck Off
Probably.
00:39:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:39:05
Rich is a cunt
I agree.
00:39:06
Fuck Off
Good point. Anyway, the reason why I ended up going Boston Terrier, there were a handful of them. One, they just, to me, look better. And they're cousins to boxers. And...
00:39:16
Rich is a cunt
that's the problem is people get dogs for looks, not why they're bred.
00:39:18
Fuck Off
and so It's a Boston tarion.
00:39:20
Matt LaRose
and
00:39:20
Fuck Off
Exactly. And then the other thing on top of it, they drool less than Frenchies. Frenchies tend to drool a bit more. Frenchies also have more of um nasal and sinus issues than Boston's, and they actually have more gas than Boston's.
00:39:38
Fuck Off
And I don't need a fucking gassy fucking French.
00:39:40
Rich is a cunt
So I'm going to tell you something.
00:39:41
Fuck Off
I'm
00:39:42
Rich is a cunt
All of those things apply to a lot of breeds, but if...
00:39:44
Fuck Off
just telling you why I made my decision.
00:39:47
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, well, I'm glad you made it because he'd be dead if he was with somebody else.
00:39:51
Fuck Off
Like a Frenchie?
00:39:52
Rich is a cunt
No. Iggy would be dead if he was with a normal homeowner. Nobody would have put up with all of that vet bills.
00:39:59
Matt LaRose
yeah or or the second time that he fucking bit another dog or whatever they would
00:39:59
Rich is a cunt
Like the second blockage, they would have been like, all right, you're getting the shot, dude.
00:40:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so I'm happy he's with you, but...
00:40:09
Fuck Off
Allegedly. Allegedly.
00:40:10
Rich is a cunt
Allegedly. No, I would have gone with a Frenchie only because I know a handful of really, really, really good Frenchie breeders that do health testing and you know they only breed the really good ones and they they're not breeding for money.
00:40:12
Matt LaRose
I
00:40:26
Rich is a cunt
They're breeding to improve the breed. um like Ethical breeders do exist. It's just few and far between with those dogs. Are you blowing somebody?
00:40:35
Matt LaRose
think he's definitely blowing someone.
00:40:36
Fuck Off
No, I'm rubbing my nose while I'm listening to you.
00:40:37
Rich is a cunt
but just see your head going up and down.
00:40:37
Matt LaRose
I can only see the top of your head.
00:40:39
Fuck Off
um I'm nodding yes, listening to you.
00:40:41
Matt LaRose
It doesn't look like it.
00:40:42
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so, hey, listen, decisions made. This is your once-in-a-lifetime dog.
00:40:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:45
Rich is a cunt
Make the most of it.
00:40:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, I am.
00:40:48
Matt LaRose
How about a wiener dog? I think I could get a wiener dog.
00:40:50
Fuck Off
You should.
00:40:51
Rich is a cunt
You could get away with it, but, dude, like, they're cool, but if you – those things are fucking terrorists.
00:40:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:58
Rich is a cunt
They're, like, the coolest things ever, but they're, like, all right i'm going to dig under your house to kill every vermin I can get my fucking mouth on.
00:41:05
Fuck Off
That's need. And that's what Iggy does.
00:41:06
Rich is a cunt
And they're, like, yappy, too. they If they see a squirrel outside, it will fucking break your window to get it.
00:41:13
Matt LaRose
I might let a fucking open a French door and just let them fucking go. Yeah.
00:41:16
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, dude.
00:41:16
Fuck Off
ah
00:41:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:17
Rich is a cunt
I love those dogs. It's just they're not for everybody.
00:41:18
Matt LaRose
oh
00:41:19
Rich is a cunt
I love a good hunting dog.
00:41:19
Matt LaRose
yeah Interesting.
00:41:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've got a
00:41:25
Matt LaRose
I let them roam the woods out out here and fucking hunt me some fucking vermin.
00:41:29
Fuck Off
one of the dudes down, one of the dudes down here,
00:41:29
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, they'll come back with shit. They're crazy.
00:41:31
Matt LaRose
i got I got a hole in my yard out. I got a hole in my yard over here. I'd love to let a wiener dog fucking get in there and face see what he can dig out.
00:41:37
Fuck Off
One of the dudes down here has actual like hunting South Carolina hunting dogs that he breeds here.
00:41:43
Matt LaRose
What's a South Carolina hunting dog?
00:41:45
Fuck Off
I don't know. Google it. It's a thing.
00:41:46
Matt LaRose
all right.
00:41:48
Rich is a cunt
It depends what you're hunting.
00:41:50
Fuck Off
They all hunt basically a varmin here.
00:41:54
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so it's going to be a little terrier, rat terrier,
00:41:55
Fuck Off
Rabbit.
00:41:57
Rich is a cunt
um
00:41:59
Matt LaRose
It's a boy.
00:41:59
Rich is a cunt
jags.
00:42:00
Matt LaRose
It's a boy can spaniel.
00:42:03
Fuck Off
No, that's the South Carolina dog
00:42:06
Matt LaRose
No, it's it's I put in South Carolina hunting dog.
00:42:07
Fuck Off
That's the dog of self-control. Yeah.
00:42:12
Matt LaRose
It's a boy can spaniel.
00:42:14
Fuck Off
No.
00:42:15
Rich is a cunt
Listen, said don't get one of those, Richie.
00:42:15
Fuck Off
I'm not.
00:42:20
Matt LaRose
hunt bred for hunting wild turkeys and ducks in the Watertree River Swamp south of South Carolina.
00:42:21
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:42:28
Fuck Off
that Is that it?
00:42:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:29
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:42:30
Matt LaRose
The Boykin Spaniel is a medium-sized breed of dog, spaniel bred for hunting wild turkeys and ducks in the Watertree River Swamp of South Carolina in the United States. It is the state dog of South Carolina where was discovered and further developed by hunters early through the mid-1900s.
00:42:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's it.
00:42:49
Fuck Off
It's that one.
00:42:51
Matt LaRose
Prices can range from $800 to $1,800 according to Adopt-a-Pet. However, adoption from a shelter or rescue is more affordable, typically costing $50 to $300.
Fighting Strategies and Unique Personalities
00:43:02
Fuck Off
This guy doesn't even sell them. He just uses them to hunt.
00:43:07
Matt LaRose
They're not a great match for first-time dog owners. They're at risk of exercise-induced collapse, so end exercise sessions if you notice signs of weakness or imbalance.
00:43:18
Matt LaRose
In other words, they'll keep fucking rolling, baby. They won't stop.
00:43:24
Matt LaRose
There you go. This is a good dog episode.
00:43:26
Fuck Off
Great dog episode. Dags.
00:43:28
Matt LaRose
Wiener dogs, Boykin spaniels. Rich's dog is a dick.
00:43:34
Fuck Off
Provincetown.
00:43:35
Matt LaRose
Where my dog's at? What? what
00:43:37
Fuck Off
Damn. No.
00:43:40
Matt LaRose
Richie, did you watch any fights last week?
00:43:44
Fuck Off
No.
00:43:45
Matt LaRose
Nothing? I watched couple them.
00:43:46
Rich is a cunt
It's funny. yeah i didn't i didn't watch a single fight.
00:43:47
Matt LaRose
Let
00:43:49
Rich is a cunt
I watched the highlights after, but I didn't i didn't see any of those fights either. It was a weird time.
00:43:52
Matt LaRose
me see.
00:43:52
Fuck Off
yeah
00:43:53
Rich is a cunt
I think they started at like noon or three or something.
00:43:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the prelims were at noon, and they were in Azerbaijan.
00:43:57
Fuck Off
They were over by, I think.
00:44:00
Matt LaRose
ah The first fight of the night, Mohamed Usman, Kamaru's brother, beat some other guy. His ah his brother, there was terrible, terrible heavyweight stand-up.
00:44:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, I told you that would happen. He'd win a boring fight.
00:44:10
Matt LaRose
That was bad.
00:44:12
Matt LaRose
um There was a couple of girl fights. There a lot of decisions. It was very boring. And then ah in the main card, me see what happened here.
00:44:21
Fuck Off
There's Khalil Roundtree and...
00:44:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Khalil Roundtree Jr. defeated Jamal Hill via five-round decision. He beat him every round. Jamal Hill sucks, and Khalil Roundtree was just patient and basically picked him apart and beat the fuck out of him.
00:44:35
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, i'm ah I'm a big fan of Roundtree.
00:44:39
Matt LaRose
I want to see Roundtree versus Yuri next.
00:44:39
Rich is a cunt
I mean, dude.
00:44:44
Matt LaRose
That's the fight to make.
00:44:45
Rich is a cunt
I'm fucking here for it. That's a fucking great fight.
00:44:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's good flick.
00:44:47
Rich is a cunt
I think Khalil wasn't ready for that title shot, but he showed that he's fucking game as fuck.
00:44:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:55
Rich is a cunt
And I think him and Yuri, that's a fucking banger.
00:44:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's a good fight.
00:44:59
Rich is a cunt
So yeah, good job. Call the big wig and set it up.
00:45:02
Matt LaRose
I'm going to get on the phone with Dana right after this meeting. I'll get on with, with those guys, Mick, I'm coming for you. And then, uh, the co-main Rafael Viziv beat Ignacio Baja Mondays via three round decision.
00:45:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I didn't pick that one.
00:45:15
Matt LaRose
That was, uh, this kid was fucking like seven inches taller than Viziv.
00:45:19
Fuck Off
Nacho.
00:45:20
Matt LaRose
Um,
00:45:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:45:21
Matt LaRose
This kid, man, I watched this fight. His footwork sucked. He had so much length on Fazeev and he never even used it at all to to his advantage whatsoever. And Fazeev just stayed in his face and beat the fuck out of him.
00:45:35
Fuck Off
It's all who can control distance, man.
00:45:35
Matt LaRose
It was a good fight.
00:45:38
Matt LaRose
Fazeev said, let me fight Dan Hooker next. I think we would have a good fight.
00:45:43
Rich is a cunt
Oh, yeah? Does he think so?
00:45:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he thinks they'll have a banger.
00:45:48
Rich is a cunt
mean, maybe, but Dan Hooker's fucking...
00:45:50
Fuck Off
It's the same thing, though. Who's going to control the spacing?
00:45:55
Rich is a cunt
Dan Hooker's really, really, really good at that. And if that guy wants to sit in the park with him, Dan Hooker has those short fucking jumping knees that will fucking floor you.
00:46:07
Matt LaRose
And he can take a punch or a several.
00:46:09
Rich is a cunt
Okay. Dan hookers. I think finally back on ah another incline. I think we're going to see that happens.
00:46:14
Fuck Off
I think he just got... Didn't he just get in trouble for having backyard fights?
00:46:18
Matt LaRose
He definitely had backyard fights, but I don't know if he got in trouble for it.
00:46:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think something happened. Got in trouble for it.
00:46:24
Matt LaRose
Cool. Yeah, you know, whatever. Also, your boy Curtis Blades won a three-round decision. I didn't see that fight.
00:46:32
Fuck Off
Nah, I just read about them all.
00:46:33
Matt LaRose
So.
00:46:34
Fuck Off
Who cares?
00:46:35
Matt LaRose
Big fights this weekend, though.
00:46:37
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:46:37
Fuck Off
Who cares?
00:46:37
Rich is a cunt
Huge.
00:46:38
Fuck Off
Who is it?
00:46:39
Matt LaRose
UFC. What'd you say? Who cares? Come on.
00:46:41
Rich is a cunt
No, this is a good good card.
00:46:43
Matt LaRose
UFC.
00:46:43
Fuck Off
Who's fighting?
00:46:43
Rich is a cunt
And it's short. It's not a long one.
00:46:45
Fuck Off
Who's fighting?
00:46:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. UFC 317. This is from, uh, I think Vegas, maybe early prelims at six 30.
00:46:51
Fuck Off
This card's going to suck.
00:46:54
Matt LaRose
You got Nico price taking on Jacob Smith. That's a good fight.
00:46:58
Fuck Off
good Prairie. That's a Nico Prairie. Sorry. Go ahead.
00:47:01
Matt LaRose
Um, regular prelims at eight o'clock. He got Terrence McKinney versus via Shlev Boroshev. That's a great fucking fight.
00:47:08
Fuck Off
Oh. That's a good fight.
00:47:09
Matt LaRose
You're goddamn right.
00:47:10
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, dude, these are good fights.
00:47:12
Matt LaRose
After that fight, you got women's flyweight Vivian Arugio versus Tracy Cortez.
00:47:19
Fuck Off
I like Tracy Cortez.
00:47:20
Matt LaRose
Not only is that a good fight, but that's a good one to look at.
00:47:23
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:24
Rich is a cunt
She's got a nice physique, but no, um Tracy should be able to beat the shit out of her. Tracy's like one of those girls that's like, obviously she's hot, but like she, she tends to win all the time.
00:47:34
Fuck Off
Obviously.
00:47:37
Rich is a cunt
Like she doesn't lose very often.
00:47:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:38
Fuck Off
He wins in my book.
00:47:39
Matt LaRose
She's a dog. Hmm. Uh, Hider, Emil and Jose Miguel Delgado. Don't know those guys.
00:47:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. Heider's a pretty good fighter.
00:47:49
Matt LaRose
He's from the Philippines. Oh, I do know that guy. Uh, headlining the prelims, Jack Hermanson versus Gregory Rodriguez.
00:47:57
Rich is a cunt
oh really good
00:47:58
Matt LaRose
That's a good fight. Uh, main card at 10 o'clock on pay-per-view Peyton,
00:48:03
Fuck Off
Their last names both start with an H.
00:48:07
Matt LaRose
Peyton Talbot versus Felipe Lima.
00:48:10
Rich is a cunt
This is going to be a fucking sick fight.
00:48:12
Fuck Off
I like Felipe Lima.
00:48:14
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he should win, but it's going to be better than you think it's going to be. And now the fight of the fucking decade is up next, Richie.
00:48:22
Matt LaRose
Richie, you better strap in for this one.
00:48:23
Fuck Off
What mean? Is this the main event?
00:48:25
Rich is a cunt
No.
00:48:25
Matt LaRose
This not the main event.
00:48:26
Rich is a cunt
This will be better than the main event.
00:48:26
Matt LaRose
this this is just ah This is just a fight on the card, Richie.
00:48:29
Fuck Off
Really? What is it?
00:48:30
Matt LaRose
ah Number nine, Benil Darius takes on number 11, Money Moicano.
00:48:34
Rich is a cunt
Oh, I wasn't even talking about that fight.
00:48:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, even better.
00:48:38
Rich is a cunt
But that fight's fun too.
00:48:38
Fuck Off
Oh, that's a great fucking fight right there.
00:48:40
Rich is a cunt
That's a great fight.
00:48:41
Matt LaRose
Benil Dariushe.
00:48:42
Fuck Off
Moicano is going to piece that motherfucker up.
00:48:45
Matt LaRose
Benil Dariushe plus 136, Money Moicano a minus 162.
00:48:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's my boy. Yeah, he does.
00:48:51
Matt LaRose
Money Moicano got to get paid.
00:48:51
Rich is a cunt
Yes. This
00:48:55
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening, number one flyweight Brandon Hoyle takes on number 12 Joshua Van, who fought three weeks ago and had an awesome win.
00:48:59
Rich is a cunt
this is the was talking about.
00:49:06
Rich is a cunt
Dude, this fight's going to be so fucking sick.
00:49:07
Fuck Off
I really like Hoyvel.
00:49:09
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but fucking Van, did you see ah Van is so good?
00:49:12
Fuck Off
I did. Yeah.
00:49:13
Rich is a cunt
He's going from like number 12 or something fighting the number one guy because fuck it.
00:49:15
Fuck Off
He's got nothing to lose here.
00:49:17
Rich is a cunt
And he's fast tracking himself to a title shot.
00:49:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:49:20
Fuck Off
three Three weeks notice. I love it.
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
Roy Val's Roy Val's a minus one 25 Joshua Vanna plus one Oh five.
00:49:23
Rich is a cunt
Gang.
00:49:28
Fuck Off
but this is I like this fight.
00:49:30
Rich is a cunt
It's awesome. that This could be the fight of the year.
00:49:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's fucking banger after banger. And then if you'd thought the, the buck doesn't stop there, Richie and the co-main event of the evening. Oh, my God, I just hit the wrong button. There we go.
00:49:44
Matt LaRose
In the co-main event of the evening, the champion, Alexander Pantoja, defends his title against number four, Kaikara France.
00:49:53
Rich is a cunt
Bro, this card is so fucking sick.
00:49:53
Fuck Off
Really?
00:49:54
Matt LaRose
He was talking with so much shit.
00:49:56
Rich is a cunt
Richie was talking so much shit five minutes ago. This card is awesome.
00:49:59
Fuck Off
That's a pretty good fight.
00:50:01
Matt LaRose
Pantoja, minus 265, Kaikara France, a plus 215.
00:50:02
Fuck Off
I love Pantoja. I love him. I love Pantoja.
00:50:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, dude. This dog is keeps jumping because i keep yelling.
00:50:11
Fuck Off
I counter France, though. I've said it before. He's a good fighter. He's no he's no slouch.
00:50:18
Rich is a cunt
He's not a good fighter. He's a ridiculously great fighter.
00:50:21
Fuck Off
he's He's really good.
00:50:23
Matt LaRose
he's a savage that's the co-main and uh did you make a pick or no hmm martin
00:50:23
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:50:26
Fuck Off
That's the co-main? Wow, that's a good fight.
00:50:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, of course. I got Pantoja.
00:50:38
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. yeah Yes, Pantoja should beat him.
00:50:42
Matt LaRose
he's the man and also he got some sweet custom shorts for this fight they got like a sick dragon on him and shit In the main event of the evening for the vacant lightweight champion, unranked first fight at 155, Ilya Teporia takes on number two, Charles Dubronx Olivera.
00:51:01
Rich is a cunt
So let me just say something. I love Charles, but this motherfucker might be the best fighter in the world right now. And it's going to tough night for fucking Dubronks.
00:51:18
Matt LaRose
I'm taking New Bronx. Fuck this kid.
00:51:21
Rich is a cunt
so but fuck
00:51:22
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
00:51:23
Rich is a cunt
ip
00:51:23
Fuck Off
I don't see is this is one of those fights that Dubronks shouldn't actually win. Like a before.
00:51:29
Rich is a cunt
No, Richie, you want to hear the odds on this one?
00:51:32
Fuck Off
I can't see Dubronks winning this fight.
00:51:35
Rich is a cunt
I can't either.
00:51:36
Fuck Off
I think he's going to get knocked out.
00:51:36
Rich is a cunt
And I love him. He's one of my favorite fighters.
00:51:37
Fuck Off
He's going to try to stand with them, which is dumb, and he's going to get knocked out.
00:51:42
Matt LaRose
I feel like he's so much bigger than
00:51:43
Fuck Off
That's my call. are the odds? What are the odds?
00:51:46
Rich is a cunt
um Oh, Ilya is a minus 440, dude.
00:51:47
Matt LaRose
I don't have the odds. So Martin, you're going to have, Oh,
00:51:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think he's – but this is the – it's a great bet.
00:51:54
Rich is a cunt
Which might be a good bet for...
00:51:55
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what. Great bet. Great bet to bet on the underdog.
00:51:57
Rich is a cunt
Charles is a plus 340.
00:51:58
Fuck Off
and It's a great bet. It really is, especially with the way that the underdogs have been winning anyway. But that's a great bet because he could always submit them somehow. or I just can't see him.
00:52:10
Rich is a cunt
Oh yeah? is that Is that what you think is going to happen?
00:52:13
Fuck Off
That's his strongest
00:52:13
Rich is a cunt
He's going to get him down and submit him?
00:52:15
Fuck Off
That's his strongest way of winning the fight. That's why it's a bet. Is it worth the bet? There's an opportunity. Something happens. He jumps on him and chokes him early. That's why you'd put the bet down.
00:52:27
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, I guess you're right, but I don't think it's going to happen.
00:52:29
Fuck Off
right But other than than that, I can't really... that would That would be the logic in my head. Well, if he's going to do it, here's $100. But 10 out of 10 times, I'm picking Ilya to win outright.
00:52:43
Matt LaRose
I'd bet a hundred bucks because you guys haven't mentioned one thing. Shoot box Muay Thai.
00:52:49
Rich is a cunt
Oh, all right. That changes everything.
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
You're welcome.
00:52:52
Fuck Off
I did mention it. I did by saying if he stands with them, he's going to get knocked out.
00:53:00
Matt LaRose
You'll see Richie.
00:53:02
Fuck Off
I will. Do have to pay for this?
00:53:03
Matt LaRose
I'm going to be a hundred dollars Richie. Yeah. It's a paper.
00:53:05
Fuck Off
I'm not paying.
00:53:06
Matt LaRose
It's a pay-per-view.
00:53:06
Fuck Off
I'm not paying for this.
00:53:07
Matt LaRose
Are you kidding me? You look at that main card and you're not going to pay for it.
00:53:10
Fuck Off
Pay-per-view.
00:53:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:12
Fuck Off
Now I'm one, I'm one, like one fight away from it being a pay-per-view that I'd pay for.
00:53:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:17
Fuck Off
Like, uh,
00:53:18
Rich is a cunt
I paid double for this card.
00:53:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is an unreal card.
00:53:20
Fuck Off
Like a McKenzie Dern or something. or
00:53:22
Matt LaRose
This is an unreal card and I'm not going to be able to watch it. So there's that.
00:53:25
Rich is a cunt
Me neither.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:53:27
Fuck Off
Why can't you watch it?
00:53:27
Rich is a cunt
and
00:53:28
Matt LaRose
I'm going to be fucking, I got a corner. Avery's going to fight on Saturday.
00:53:32
Fuck Off
don't
00:53:34
Matt LaRose
And Martin's going to dog show, a dag show.
00:53:34
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:53:36
Rich is a cunt
Yep. And it's like ah fucking in East butt fuck. So like I can't even like go to Avery's fight. Like I'm three hours away from Melrose.
00:53:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. This guy's in the other end of Massachusetts.
00:53:46
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:53:47
Matt LaRose
The dong end.
00:53:48
Rich is a cunt
Yep. I told, I told, them so Avery probably won't listen to this before the fight, but I was like, the style of the fight is pretty interesting. um The kid that he's fighting is really good. um And I was like, I think, I think Avery's probably going to take four out of the five rounds, like based on style and where Avery's mind is and his skillset is. I think I'm like, and Will's like,
00:54:12
Rich is a cunt
Oh, he's going to knock him out. I'm like, dude, you know how hard it is with a guy of that style in two-minute rounds to knock him out? I'm like, I will absolutely buy Avery fucking dinner at Luciano's if he wins.
00:54:25
Matt LaRose
All right.
00:54:25
Fuck Off
Oh, that And you're right.
00:54:25
Rich is a cunt
I mean, well, not if he wins, if he knocks him out. But to knock this kid out is going to be real tough. But i said I was like, oh, he's going to win four out of the five rounds. I think that's what how it's going to be done. in And Will was like, I can't believe you're saying that.
00:54:38
Rich is a cunt
I'm like, I didn't say he's going to lose four rounds.
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
You still said he's going to win.
00:54:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. like I think he's kind of he's going to win almost every round.
00:54:44
Fuck Off
Two minutes.
00:54:46
Matt LaRose
is. It is possible.
00:54:46
Fuck Off
It's very hard to knock someone out in two minute rounds.
00:54:50
Rich is a cunt
It is, but based on styles, their their styles, like I've seen Avery's fights enough, obviously, and then I've seen this kid. I've watched all his fights a bunch of times, and just stylistically, it's going to be a very hard fight to get a knockout.
00:55:03
Rich is a cunt
But I do think that Avery's going to win most of the rounds. He should win most of the rounds. There you have it.
00:55:13
Matt LaRose
and Oh, yeah.
00:55:13
Rich is a cunt
Four out of five rounds. 49-46 across the board. Even the shitty judges will score that way.
00:55:16
Fuck Off
that's a majority That's a unanimous decision. And I have a new nickname for him anyway. He's got an 86, the rifle. He's got to go with not your average Avery Andrews.
00:55:23
Rich is a cunt
I agree.
00:55:28
Rich is a cunt
You know what? You're not allowed to make up your own nickname, and I agree. So, yes, not your average, Avery.
00:55:35
Fuck Off
I think that's a great name, isn't it?
00:55:35
Matt LaRose
That's pretty awesome. It's pretty great.
00:55:37
Fuck Off
I'm not your average Avery Andrews.
00:55:38
Rich is a cunt
Or or it's it works it's not your average Irishman, Avery Andrews.
00:55:43
Matt LaRose
That's a good one too. Kid's great.
00:55:46
Rich is a cunt
No, and Avery's mindset um is...
00:55:49
Fuck Off
That's a great nickname and it starts. It's not in the middle. It's at the front.
00:55:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:53
Rich is a cunt
yeah like ruthless Robbie Lawler.
00:55:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:55
Matt LaRose
oh
00:55:55
Fuck Off
Fuck yeah. Now we're talking.
00:55:56
Matt LaRose
Oh, I like it.
00:55:57
Rich is a cunt
okay You guys are getting hard over there.
00:56:02
Rich is a cunt
But no, i think I think Avery is... His mindset and his... I think that's going to go a long way, and I think he puts on a pretty good clinic against a really good athlete.
00:56:15
Matt LaRose
That's a good time.
00:56:16
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, and I'm really, really disappointed that I'm not going to be able to witness it live. But I'll stream it. but and yeah
00:56:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Richie, you can buy a stream.
00:56:26
Fuck Off
Huh? How?
00:56:27
Rich is a cunt
and What I actually might do is have one of the kids in the stand just FaceTime it and watch it.
00:56:30
Matt LaRose
that's that's That's what you should do, honestly.
00:56:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's the only stream I'm going to have.
00:56:32
Matt LaRose
That's the easiest thing to
00:56:36
Rich is a cunt
No, I think um that kid that kid is fucking dialed in. And like his his mind is – Avery's a weird cat.
00:56:45
Matt LaRose
sir
00:56:46
Rich is a cunt
um yeah I would almost say he's a little dead inside, but that's what makes him as great as he is.
00:56:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It makes him, he's, he's hyper-focused, which is.
00:56:56
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Yeah. And this motherfucker – He works for us. like He's taking the last two weeks off of work, and i wish he didn't.
00:57:04
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:57:05
Rich is a cunt
I'm sure.
00:57:07
Matt LaRose
I bet he's glad he did. Imagine trying to cut weight and fucking do this shit this week.
00:57:09
Rich is a cunt
He's the best weekend of the year.
00:57:11
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:57:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, this would be the way to do it.
00:57:12
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. He just know.
00:57:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:15
Rich is a cunt
He just obviously took the fight, planned the fight, and...
00:57:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:18
Fuck Off
Stick him in one of the fucking ceilings in the attics. Two houses.
00:57:23
Rich is a cunt
Lose that week.
00:57:24
Fuck Off
He'll cut weight immediately.
00:57:24
Rich is a cunt
Dude, this motherfucker, you look at his skin... it He is so fucking vascular, it's fucking wild.
00:57:30
Matt LaRose
and He's like the leanest dude I've ever seen. He's just muscle and veins, Richie.
00:57:36
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, and it's muscles on top of muscles. Like, dude.
00:57:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:39
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, I'm proud of him.
00:57:40
Matt LaRose
he said He's an athlete.
00:57:43
Rich is a cunt
An Irish actual athlete.
00:57:46
Matt LaRose
He's an Irish athlete.
00:57:50
Matt LaRose
That's going to be my Saturday night, Richie. Sunday, Monday, I'm going to fucking finish some shit up around, pack up around the house, and then the road trip begins.
00:58:00
Rich is a cunt
That's awesome, dude. You're going to have a good time.
00:58:02
Matt LaRose
I'm going to circle the great lakes
00:58:04
Fuck Off
Are you going to stop in Toronto going or coming?
00:58:07
Matt LaRose
ah going. I'm going to go through Toronto on the way out there. And then, uh, when I come home, I'll go south to Chicago and take a left. So it actually is old to go. The way through Canada is only like two and a half hours longer.
00:58:22
Matt LaRose
So like, and I'm going to be doing that in like a couple days, uh, do that over a couple days.
00:58:25
Fuck Off
I mean, theoretically, you could also stop off at the NBA Hall of Fame on the way through.
00:58:31
Matt LaRose
Well, that's probably not something that I would.
00:58:34
Rich is a cunt
I'm going to be closer to that on Friday.
00:58:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. martin Martin's going to swing by there for me this weekend while he's in between his dog show.
00:58:42
Fuck Off
if you wanted to.
00:58:43
Matt LaRose
fuck Why would you ever? Have you ever been to the NBA Hall of Fame?
00:58:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, of course.
00:58:48
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:58:49
Fuck Off
couple of times.
00:58:50
Matt LaRose
I'm excited to go to the Hockey Hall of Fame. it's It's a bucket list of mine. I've always wanted to go to Toronto just to go there.
00:58:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's going to be great.
00:58:57
Matt LaRose
And i'm gonna my mom's going to ride with me.
00:58:59
Fuck Off
Oh,
Road Trip Fun and Global Concerns
00:59:00
Fuck Off
sweet.
00:59:00
Rich is a cunt
Deb fucking riding shoddy?
00:59:01
Matt LaRose
ah Deb's going to ride shoddy. So she's fucking totally, I invited her never expecting that she would say yes. And she was like, fuck it. I'll go. So she's going to ride shoddy.
00:59:11
Fuck Off
Well, how you supposed to smoke weed while you drive?
00:59:14
Matt LaRose
i was just going to smoke weed while I drive.
00:59:18
Rich is a cunt
He's not like a kid where his mom's like, you can't do this.
00:59:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:20
Rich is a cunt
He doesn't have to hide it.
00:59:21
Matt LaRose
i thought i said by i said to I said to her yesterday, go, if we have to lose our weed in Canada, it's fine. Because once we get into Michigan, there's a weed store on every corner. And she goes, I was thinking about that. And I said, well, don't worry. We're definitely going to stop and get weed. She's like, are you really? And I was like, of course I am. And she's like and she like rolls her eyes at me and then goes, well, if we're going to stop, then I'll at least get some gummies. I'm like, oh, okay, mom.
00:59:46
Rich is a cunt
Love it.
00:59:47
Fuck Off
it
00:59:48
Matt LaRose
So...
00:59:48
Fuck Off
That's awesome, man.
00:59:49
Matt LaRose
We're going to spend about a week and a half out with the Aqualad and Chungmia.
00:59:49
Fuck Off
You're leaving.
00:59:54
Fuck Off
I was so close.
00:59:54
Rich is a cunt
That's awesome.
00:59:56
Fuck Off
I was so close. I have it in my searches and everything.
00:59:59
Matt LaRose
I'm going to buy a ribeye the size of Richie's head from the butcher meat market down the street and grill that motherfucker.
01:00:06
Fuck Off
Nice. You're going to get some of that nice cheese.
01:00:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm going to bring my big Yeti cooler with me so I can just fill it with meat and cheese for the ride home.
01:00:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's what you got to do.
01:00:18
Rich is a cunt
It's gross.
01:00:20
Matt LaRose
going to spend a whole bunch of money at the meat market.
01:00:21
Fuck Off
Jesus, gross.
01:00:24
Rich is a cunt
No, meat's delicious. Cheese curds from that fucking area.
01:00:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:29
Fuck Off
Fuck Kurds. Do I look Muslim to you?
01:00:31
Matt LaRose
I'm going to get like
01:00:36
Matt LaRose
I'm going to get, oh, you know what?
01:00:36
Rich is a cunt
What?
01:00:37
Matt LaRose
Holy shit. Speaking of that, Richie, last week when we recorded, I asked you, I asked you, are number one, are we going to are we gonna go to war?
01:00:37
Rich is a cunt
ah
01:00:41
Rich is a cunt
What?
01:00:46
Matt LaRose
And number two, I said, from what I hear, there's some bombs that only American B2s are going to drop. Do you think we're going to drop them? And then literally like six hours later, Trump was like, we blew them up, fucked up all their shit.
01:00:59
Fuck Off
that fucking Savstradamus called that man we are going to war momentarily
01:01:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you called that like almost fucking bullshit. Perfect last week.
01:01:07
Rich is a cunt
why Why everybody voted for Trump didn't want war? What is happening? ah He was supposed to be the guy.
01:01:15
Matt LaRose
Is it Turbo Juden has me by my balls?
01:01:19
Fuck Off
what What he did was kind of interesting, though, or what they're doing. If it really does work out, which it's not going to, but it's everyone kind of lost a little something. It's almost like they gave him Qatar to go blow up.
01:01:33
Fuck Off
And Israel took a couple others and let's just wash it under the bridge and continue on. But that's not going to happen.
01:01:41
Rich is a cunt
No, no, absolutely not. It's going to get fucking, we're going to war.
01:01:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah,
01:01:45
Fuck Off
You can't negotiate with these Iran terrorists, scumbags.
01:01:46
Rich is a cunt
We're in war.
01:01:52
Matt LaRose
yeah they just openly call for like the end of America.
01:01:56
Fuck Off
Fuck them.
01:01:58
Matt LaRose
They're like.
01:01:58
Fuck Off
to I openly call for the end of Iran, fucking losers. No one even likes those fucking sweaty ass people.
01:02:05
Matt LaRose
yeah People just want their oil, man. That's really what it all comes down to.
01:02:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, fucking scumbags.
01:02:12
Fuck Off
But we can't all be winners, can we, Iran?
01:02:14
Rich is a cunt
richie Aren't you Iranian?
01:02:16
Fuck Off
Eh, not really, no.
01:02:18
Rich is a cunt
Debatable.
01:02:20
Fuck Off
I'm Lebanese.
01:02:21
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, same, same.
01:02:22
Fuck Off
I got the Middle East around an me. It's not the same.
01:02:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:25
Fuck Off
That's the thing. It's all, it's a whole thing.
01:02:28
Matt LaRose
If you and I went to the Middle East, you would look like you fit in and I would look like they would want to stone me.
01:02:28
Fuck Off
Everyone is so stupid.
01:02:32
Fuck Off
And you would be ex- If you went to the Middle East, you'd be waterboarded.
01:02:33
Rich is a cunt
Oh, Tarka Tarka, Muhammad Jihad.
01:02:34
Matt LaRose
so
01:02:39
Rich is a cunt
Like, oh, you might be gay. Off with your head.
01:02:44
Fuck Off
The gayest people on the planet killing people for being gay.
01:02:48
Rich is a cunt
Literally.
01:02:49
Rich is a cunt
Literally.
01:02:49
Matt LaRose
Goat fuckers.
01:02:51
Fuck Off
Go literal goat fuckers.
01:02:53
Rich is a cunt
I don't understand it but as long as I'm not there, it's all good.
01:02:58
Fuck Off
Oh, they're good at wrestling.
01:03:00
Rich is a cunt
Iranians?
01:03:00
Fuck Off
They have to be nice.
01:03:00
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, actually they are
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
They really are.
01:03:02
Fuck Off
They got to hold those goats down to bang them.
01:03:03
Rich is a cunt
The Sheik?
01:03:04
Matt LaRose
I was going to say, isn't that where the Iron Sheik was from?
01:03:06
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, dude.
01:03:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:03:07
Matt LaRose
The greatest wrestler of all time?
01:03:08
Rich is a cunt
I'm pretty sure the Iron Sheik's from fucking Oklahoma.
01:03:09
Fuck Off
He's a legit great wrestler.
01:03:13
Fuck Off
No, he was a legit actual Iranian wrestling champion.
01:03:17
Matt LaRose
Fuck you, Hulk Hogan!
01:03:19
Fuck Off
He could have any work for the secret service.
01:03:20
Rich is a cunt
You gay and faggot.
01:03:21
Matt LaRose
That guy's the best.
01:03:26
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:03:26
Rich is a cunt
peace You're not high now.
01:03:26
Matt LaRose
Andy drank vodka with Hacksaw Jim Duggan on their way to fucking Alabama.
01:03:31
Fuck Off
Fucking great. i
01:03:33
Matt LaRose
Imagine, imagine hanging out in the bed.
01:03:35
Fuck Off
I gotta go. I gotta to go kill a snake.
01:03:37
Matt LaRose
All right. Well, yeah.
01:03:38
Fuck Off
I gotta go get a high.
01:03:41
Rich is a cunt
That's interesting.
01:03:42
Fuck Off
I'm kind of high.
01:03:44
Matt LaRose
Well, it's been an hour and I i don't, oh, they only had one other thing I could, I wanted to ask you about.
01:03:44
Rich is a cunt
You nose a
01:03:47
Fuck Off
What is it?
01:03:49
Matt LaRose
The fucking biggest news of all time.
Controversial Careers and Predictions
01:03:51
Matt LaRose
John Jones is retired. I've had in my notes for three weeks that John Jones up to his John Jones bullshit again, and I keep forgetting to bring it up to you. And now this week, he's not up to his old bullshit again.
01:04:01
Matt LaRose
he retired, and then six hours later, got charged with a misdemeanor of fucking leaving the scene of an accident, and there's a woman there with no pants on. I mean, what's this guy doing? He's up to bullshit.
01:04:11
Rich is a cunt
So did you hear the phone call when the cop called him?
01:04:15
Fuck Off
no
01:04:15
Matt LaRose
He was like, talk about how he's going to kill him, and he's not the first person kill
01:04:17
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's like, I'm going to fuck you up.
01:04:19
Matt LaRose
He's like, you're not the first person I threatened today. he's The cop's like, I'm just, this is clear. This is John Jones that's speaking right now, correct? You got this fucking dude.
01:04:29
Matt LaRose
This has always been deal with this dude.
01:04:31
Rich is a cunt
so The thing is, he's on a lot of drugs or he's got some sort of bipolar because he's – I think he's super manic right now because if you see his Twitter feed –
01:04:32
Matt LaRose
He's always fucking.
01:04:41
Rich is a cunt
He's like gone off the rails like crazy Josh.
01:04:43
Matt LaRose
going mental. Yeah, he's going after DC and Chael, going after everybody, man.
01:04:49
Fuck Off
a
01:04:50
Matt LaRose
And ah by the way, did you see the fucking Liver King just got arrested like this morning because he was threatening Joe Rogan?
01:04:50
Rich is a cunt
Oh, yeah.
01:04:54
Fuck Off
Yeah. They're trying to kill Joe Rogan.
01:04:56
Rich is a cunt
Which, by the way, just shows how powerful Joe Rogan is because the liver king got arrested for like, hey, we should do a jujitsu match. And they're like, you're going to jail. Yeah.
01:05:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What the fuck is going on, Richie?
01:05:06
Fuck Off
No, he was, he was in Austin holding guns. That's why he got arrested. Oh, and that he got that big from only eating liver.
01:05:16
Matt LaRose
Only eating liver, not eating Mexican supplements as well.
01:05:18
Fuck Off
Well, Without steroids. So he's pissed at Joe Rogan because Joe Rogan said that he took steroids, which he did.
01:05:27
Rich is a cunt
Right.
01:05:29
Fuck Off
So now he's going to kill him and he got arrested.
01:05:31
Matt LaRose
It sounds about right.
01:05:33
Fuck Off
Fucking weirdos, man.
01:05:35
Rich is a cunt
The internet shouldn't be allowed for fucking people with mental health issues.
01:05:39
Matt LaRose
It really is just, it's it becomes a cesspool.
01:05:42
Fuck Off
It's the, honestly, it's, it is, it's so gross.
01:05:42
Matt LaRose
that That's where we come in with our podcasts.
01:05:47
Rich is a cunt
We are not, we are pretty much contributing to the cesspool with this nonsense.
01:05:52
Matt LaRose
We are purveyors of the cesspool.
01:05:52
Fuck Off
I'm confused. It's disgusting. I'm disgusting.
01:05:59
Matt LaRose
That's all I got.
01:06:01
Fuck Off
Really?
01:06:01
Matt LaRose
Unless you'd like to chime in about John Jones. I'd love to know your thoughts about this fucking guy.
01:06:05
Fuck Off
i mean, he's not ducking Aspinall. He's got mental issues. And let's be honest, the guy retired six years ago. No.
01:06:12
Matt LaRose
He's definitely ducking Tom Aspinall.
01:06:13
Rich is a cunt
He's definitely – listen, Tom – I mean Jones has like kind of like sneakishly ducked a bunch of people.
01:06:13
Fuck Off
no
01:06:19
Rich is a cunt
Like when he lost to Reyes, they were like, all right, let's do rematch.
01:06:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:23
Rich is a cunt
And he was like, oh, definitely taking two years off. like
01:06:25
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:06:26
Rich is a cunt
Like he found weight. Like listen, don't get it twisted.
01:06:28
Matt LaRose
ah whole thing the whole thing with The whole thing with the Francis and Ganu thing, they always made it sound like it was Francis' side that wasn't coming to the table, and now it's like, it seems like it was probably Jon Jones doing fucking Jon Jones shit.
01:06:29
Rich is a cunt
One of the best – Yep. Yep.
01:06:40
Rich is a cunt
ye And this is why i like Khabib's Khabib, but like this is why I always love Khabib because it didn't matter.
01:06:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:49
Rich is a cunt
Islam, it doesn't matter. Send location. I'll fucking fight anybody.
01:06:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:06:52
Rich is a cunt
Like champions.
01:06:52
Matt LaRose
This has always been my problem with Jon Jones. It's always fucking something with this guy.
01:06:58
Rich is a cunt
Send location.
01:06:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, that's one way of looking at it. The other way of looking at it is him taking control of his career and making money with the right moves instead of just being thrown out there and being a Dana White puppet.
01:07:04
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
01:07:11
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but at the end of the day, was Khabib a Dana White puppet? Khabib fucking left on his motherfucking terms.
01:07:17
Matt LaRose
Who is it?
01:07:19
Rich is a cunt
And when he was here, he fought fucking gangsters.
01:07:21
Matt LaRose
yeah Here's what's going to happen. This fucking guy is going to retire and he's going to go off the fucking deep end, which he's clearly already doing. And it's going to be an up and down rollercoaster. for probably the next three to five years until he burns through all of his money and loses everything. He's probably going to refine Jesus again or, or become Muslim or something.
01:07:42
Matt LaRose
And then he's going to come back because he's going to rededicate himself to the craft. But he's this point, he's going to be 40 something fucking years old and they're going to pay him a whole bunch of fucking money to go out there and get fucked up by somebody who's fucking better than he is at that point.
01:07:55
Rich is a cunt
or Or he'll just be dragged into the slums of bare knuckle.
01:07:56
Fuck Off
And then then he's going to start a movie called the hangover five.
01:07:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or,
01:08:01
Rich is a cunt
and
01:08:04
Matt LaRose
or
01:08:04
Rich is a cunt
Bones jokes.
01:08:04
Matt LaRose
Or they're going to find him in a Porsche wrapped around a fucking telephone pole with cocaine still freshly in his nose like that didn't get all the way up because he fucking lost control. Like Paul Walker, the guy from Tap Out.
01:08:18
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:08:20
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:21
Matt LaRose
It'll be something like that.
01:08:22
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. And then you've got guys like Ilya who's like, I'm going to beat Charles and then I'm going to go up and beat Islam and i'm going to beat everybody at every weight.
01:08:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
01:08:31
Rich is a cunt
Like, those are the guys I like. but What are you going to do?
01:08:36
Matt LaRose
Like when they're going to have Dracus fight Cosbott.
01:08:37
Fuck Off
I'm going to wait until he gets knocked out by Islam.
01:08:40
Matt LaRose
Islam rules.
01:08:42
Rich is a cunt
Islam fucking rules.
01:08:44
Matt LaRose
Inshallah.
01:08:46
Matt LaRose
Richie, take me home.
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01:08:51
Fuck Off
Maybe I think I'm
01:08:56
Matt LaRose
Fucking right.
01:09:00
Matt LaRose
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01:09:05
Rich is a cunt
I don't.
01:09:06
Matt LaRose
Or don't.
01:09:08
Rich is a cunt
Maybe I'll go back to the TikTok thing today. Fuck
01:09:11
Matt LaRose
Go on TikTok.
01:09:22
Fuck Off
Great road trip tune, Rosie. You get fucking can fucking put this on as soon as you cross through the border.
01:09:23
Matt LaRose
It really is.
01:09:24
Rich is a cunt
right.
01:09:29
Matt LaRose
I got a good road trip playlist called T-Top, and it's what I listen to when I have the T-Tops off of the Camaro.
01:09:34
Fuck Off
but You may want to add this to it.
01:09:35
Matt LaRose
I'll have it.
01:09:36
Fuck Off
Little 1980s cars.
01:09:37
Rich is a cunt
I've been listening to fucking fucking talking heads on fucking shuffle for the last week.
01:09:40
Fuck Off
Rico Cason.
01:09:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, talking heads roll.
01:09:43
Fuck Off
Stink fingering fucking Elle McPherson. Paula Poroskova, whatever her name is. Stink finger them all, that's what I say.
01:09:51
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
01:09:52
Rich is a cunt
And I got my clip. you're the man.
01:09:55
Matt LaRose
yeah and
01:09:58
Rich is a cunt
ah That's