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Infinite Abyss Episode 63: Whisk Me Away
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It's a full house this week with Richie learning the difference between hardcore music and death metal music as Matty visits the annual New England Metal and Hardcore Festival, the gang gets catfished, Martin learns football, UFC talk, and so much more!!
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Podcast Ownership & Movie Discussions
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
bring us in right now.
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Fuck Off
you bring You bring in whatever you want.
00:00:03
Matt LaRose
of I'm going to bring it's technically riches podcast.
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Rich is a cunt
He will. His podcast.
00:00:09
Rich is a cunt
He's just a talent.
00:00:10
Matt LaRose
true.
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Fuck Off
Let's do a plan.
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Matt LaRose
wow
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Fuck Off
Woo! Yeah!
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Fuck Off
yeah
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Rich is a cunt
You want to know a fun fact about this song, Richie?
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Matt LaRose
Feels like America's back, man.
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Fuck Off
It's about banging hookers.
00:01:05
Rich is a cunt
um Randy Couture watched me fight one time and was like, man, that kid had a killer walkout song. I'm going to use the nuge too. And he did.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, well, but then he went up to you and used the best walkout song ever, which was Lunatic Fringe by Red Ryder.
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Rich is a cunt
i would admit.
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Fuck Off
From a little movie you may have heard of called Vision Quest.
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Rich is a cunt
Vision Quest. It's funny that you bring up Vision Quest.
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Fuck Off
I did.
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Rich is a cunt
That movie makes me...
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Fuck Off
just brought up.
00:01:33
Rich is a cunt
I've been telling all these kids at the gym or whatever to watch Vision Quest because they're all fucking children. have no idea. and i'm like It makes me literally want to run through fucking walls when I watch that movie.
00:01:38
Fuck Off
They're losers. They don't know.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:01:44
Rich is a cunt
I want to put on the bag and go for a run. It's like watching Rocky for me.
00:01:48
Fuck Off
It is, especially watching the transformation of the dude from Pretty in Pink and 16 Candles from fingering Molly Ringwald to ride in the back of a motorcycle like an Indian.
00:01:59
Rich is a cunt
Fun fact about Molly Ringwald, um I fingered her in 86.
00:02:03
Matt LaRose
Oh, nice.
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Fuck Off
I would love to think you did.
00:02:05
Rich is a cunt
so But I did see the Breakfast Club in Watertown two Sundays ago.
00:02:10
Matt LaRose
oh nice
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Fuck Off
Really?
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Rich is a cunt
It was fucking awesome.
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Fuck Off
I love fingering chicks.
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Rich is a cunt
Who doesn't?
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Fuck Off
I don't know.
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Rich is a cunt
Gay guys?
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Fuck Off
I sure maybe.
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Rich is a cunt
i don't know.
00:02:22
Rich is a cunt
Maybe, maybe not, actually.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't even know anymore.
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Rich is a cunt
I know some gays that have probably finger or fingered a broad or two in their day and they probably liked it.
00:02:30
Fuck Off
Yeah. I know with some lesbians that have fingered a broad or two as well.
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Rich is a cunt
Me too.
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Fuck Off
I like lesbians.
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Rich is a cunt
Who doesn't?
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Fuck Off
I don't know.
00:02:42
Rich is a cunt
Actually, there has been so there's been studies, you know. 60% the time, there are the time or something.
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Fuck Off
What are they? Which one?
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Fuck Off
Yeah. andaron That's true. speaking of Speaking of cunts, don't ever buy a Subaru.
00:03:03
Rich is a cunt
Speaking of lesbians.
00:03:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah,
Car Troubles & Strategies
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Fuck Off
Oh my God.
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Matt LaRose
can speaking of lesbians, Rich, what kind car have you Oh.
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Fuck Off
oh my god
00:03:10
Matt LaRose
Oh. Yeah.
00:03:12
Fuck Off
none my roommate told me we are now a one car family and i'm fully responsible that her 10 year old subaru with 122 000 on it is dead
00:03:16
Matt LaRose
oh
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, she's used to the Honda that lasted like 300,000. She hates buying new cars.
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Matt LaRose
yeah
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Fuck Off
22 years the Honda lasted and almost 300,000. So this thing only lasted 10 years and 122 and she's been up the dealerships ass. Thank God.
00:03:41
Fuck Off
Cause I'm, I'm like eight States away.
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Matt LaRose
She's...
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Rich is a cunt
Imagine going to the dealer and be like, this thing has $120,000. What a piece
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Fuck Off
That's what she's doing.
00:03:50
Matt LaRose
and she and And she's rolling in with a fucking folder of every maintenance record ever done to the car.
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Fuck Off
So they finally, like, because she fucked them so hard. She's so fucking smart, dude. She really is. And she's like, she's assassin. Like, she when she flips a switch, she's a cunt.
00:04:07
Matt LaRose
She's an assassin.
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Fuck Off
And she ends up fucking pulling out this fucking binder of shit saying, oh, really? It's this hose that you said was fine 52 days ago when I've only been on $200.
00:04:20
Rich is a cunt
Oh my god. She has a service manager's fucking nightmare................
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Fuck Off
So finally, like, yeah
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Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
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Fuck Off
andy ah g The GM finally calls back.
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Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:04:29
Fuck Off
It was like, i don't know, two nights later and said, was, look, I have all of this. You said this bubble. He goes, listen, it doesn't matter if it's the hose or not. It's 10 years old with a hundred thousand miles.
00:04:41
Fuck Off
There's nothing I can do for you. So that was that. So that took her ire and has been on a full focus of putting together an actual, I believe it's like a synopsis type of situation with binders and she's writing a letter to Sally Subaru at.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Fucking Rusty Jones himself.
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Fuck Off
yeah
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Matt LaRose
i literally I literally said, i was like the day that this was happening, i was like, I would fucking hate to be the c service manager at Subaru when n MEC comes walking in tomorrow.
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Rich is a cunt
yeah
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Matt LaRose
She's like, yep, I already got my breakfast made. I'm fucking, she's like, prepared to destroy.
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Fuck Off
She, she, and she gets so fucking intense on things cause she zones in with like, she does it work where instead of working for 12 hours that day, she worked for 12 hours building a fucking case. Like, like the rainmaker and Matt fucking Damon.
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Matt LaRose
I feel like I fed into this because I was like, you know, I mean, it's fucking.
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Fuck Off
You started all this. I didn't pick up her calls. You did. Then I get in trouble for not picking up her calls.
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Matt LaRose
I was.
Leisure Activities & Relationships
00:05:45
Matt LaRose
It's true. She was pissed at you. She made a point to tell me several times that she called you and you didn't answer, which made it even better when I then joined the PlayStation group chat that you were on with fucking PJ and Casey BJJ to tell you what was going on with your wife's car.
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Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:05:55
Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
00:06:01
Fuck Off
I was decompressing. I don't take calls when I'm fucking playing Call of Duty in the DMZ.
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Matt LaRose
True. Shit's getting real in there, man.
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Fuck Off
I'm out there killing commies. What, I'm going to talk about a fucking lesbian mobile?
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Matt LaRose
You're protecting her right to drive a lesbian mobile.
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Fuck Off
I am. Rainbow Warrior style.
00:06:20
Matt LaRose
That's right. Love It's what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
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Fuck Off
So I have to come home sooner than expected now because we're going to leverage one car for a month or two.
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Matt LaRose
That'll be a good time.
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Fuck Off
She feels the best time to buy a car will be December 18th through the 22nd. And, uh, she'll have all her homework done before then.
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Matt LaRose
That'll be awesome. You guys, you'll be, that'll make you very happy for the next three months.
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Fuck Off
I'm miserable.
00:06:47
Rich is a cunt
you oh Dude, you're always miserable. It doesn't matter if you have a brand new car, an old one, happy Marian, fucking sad Marian, you're always miserable.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
I don't even know what makes you happy.
00:06:58
Matt LaRose
Fingering checks.
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Fuck Off
I like the finger chicks.
00:07:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, well, that's not the cards anymore.
00:07:04
Matt LaRose
It's true. You fucked that one up for yourself.
00:07:07
Fuck Off
I'm trying to get into this polyamorous thing. Everyone's doing this whole.
00:07:10
Matt LaRose
i don't think I don't think that's going to work in the in the situation that you're in.
00:07:12
Rich is a cunt
I'm here for I'm
00:07:15
Fuck Off
No, it doesn't. No, I have to do it alone.
00:07:18
Matt LaRose
I feel like that's...
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Fuck Off
So I'm like, I'm oh um unlike only, only amorous.
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Rich is a cunt
here
00:07:24
Matt LaRose
I feel like no matter how this goes, you're going to get stabbed for it.
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Rich is a cunt
oh
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Fuck Off
Yeah. What else is fucking new?
00:07:30
Rich is a cunt
To be fair, it's all your fault.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, of course it is.
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Matt LaRose
It is true.
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Fuck Off
I want get hit by a Subaru.
00:07:33
Rich is a cunt
Can i ask you a question, Richie?
00:07:37
Rich is a cunt
On a scale of ah one to a lot, how how much Tylenol have you had in your life?
00:07:46
Fuck Off
Honestly,
00:07:48
Rich is a cunt
Because you're relatively autistic, right?
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Fuck Off
I guess so.
00:07:52
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:07:53
Matt LaRose
Who isn't artistic?
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Rich is a cunt
Right, but
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Fuck Off
I think everyone's got a touch of it, but mostly I didn't use Tylenol as much. It was, uh, as much as it was Advil mostly.
00:08:00
Rich is a cunt
As your mother?
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Matt LaRose
How about Mama Sav?
00:08:06
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Did she have it when you were she was pregnant?
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Fuck Off
Now here's the thing with mama sab, like that bitch is allergic to everything.
00:08:14
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
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Fuck Off
Like she can't even, although when she did have a hysterectomy, she did do extra strength Tylenol, but I was already born.
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Rich is a cunt
Hmm. Hmm.
00:08:25
Fuck Off
They took out all the parts, so then they gave her Tylenol.
00:08:28
Matt LaRose
Is it true that Tylenol makes you retarded? or is that or is every Because there seems to be a lot of outrage about it now.
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Rich is a cunt
No. No, what it means is it's a distraction because they won't release the Epstein files.
00:08:40
Fuck Off
I don't even, who cares about the Epstein file? I don't know why people care about that.
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Rich is a cunt
um I kind of do.
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Fuck Off
Why? It doesn't matter.
00:08:46
Rich is a cunt
Because the thing is, you no, but I want to know how many times Donald Trump fingered a 12-year-old, which is probably a lot.
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Fuck Off
We know what happens. We have to read it. Like, it's all exactly anyway.
00:08:57
Fuck Off
I don't think so. I don't know.
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:09:00
Fuck Off
Donald Trump likes bitches. Don't get me wrong. But he likes like women like he likes the Eastern Euro kind of.
00:09:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he likes the 14-ish year old Europeans that were flown in.
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Fuck Off
I think
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Fuck Off
he's like a 17 to 20 year old guy, 17 to 25.
00:09:16
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, he likes to
Political Opinions & Creative Ideas
00:09:17
Matt LaRose
save him from place that Bob don't
00:09:17
Rich is a cunt
Listen, it doesn't matter what team you're on. It seems a little sketchy, Richie. That's just what I'm thinking.
00:09:24
Fuck Off
Adam, I don't know, but I'm tired of all the bullshit. Everyone's focused on stupidity. That's dumb. No one cares.
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Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
00:09:31
Matt LaRose
oh Now he's saying that ah Ukraine can win back their land from Russia. Now's the time to attack.
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Fuck Off
don't know. what Yeah, because he's pissed because fucking Putin is fucking with him now. He's sending his jets all over everybody's space.
00:09:44
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Putin's a fucking genius, by the way. Don't let...
00:09:46
Fuck Off
Well, yeah, but you want to know who else is?
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Rich is a cunt
I'm fucking... I'm going to say this out loud for the internet. Putin's kind of the fucking man.
00:09:55
Fuck Off
Putin is one of the smartest, most cerebral leaders world has ever seen.
00:10:00
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. Yeah.
00:10:01
Fuck Off
This guy is not
00:10:02
Matt LaRose
whatever Whatever list we weren't on before, we're on these lists now.
00:10:02
Rich is a cunt
Homie's playing 60 checkers while we're fucking playing checkers over here.
00:10:09
Fuck Off
a idiot. He was in the Russian fucking CIA. he He headed the fucking thing for years.
00:10:15
Rich is a cunt
That's why I'm saying publicly, I love you, Putin.
00:10:17
Fuck Off
I do too.
00:10:17
Rich is a cunt
don't don' but Don't bomb me.
00:10:19
Fuck Off
But you want to know who else is a genius? Trump.
00:10:22
Rich is a cunt
yes
00:10:24
Fuck Off
No, man, that motherfucker.
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Rich is a cunt
And see the fuck...
00:10:28
Fuck Off
Look what he's doing. He's telling Ukraine to go attack. He's goading Russia. He's talking about the you know non-view of the Palestinian state.
00:10:38
Fuck Off
But simultaneously, he's saying, go fuck yourself, UN. You're You're useless.
00:10:43
Rich is a cunt
Here's 50 billion to fucking to go. don't know.
00:10:46
Rich is a cunt
israel to go
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Fuck Off
yeah
00:10:48
Fuck Off
You don't do anything, UN.
00:10:48
Rich is a cunt
ah
00:10:50
Fuck Off
Go fuck yourself. And he's pulling himself out of it. So he's like causing a fight between Putin and the rest of the fucking UN. And they're going to be fucking begging for the US to get involved.
00:10:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, because see he said, he said, I'll continue to sell arms to NATO. They can do whatever the hell they want with them. Blow the hell out of each other.
00:11:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:11:08
Matt LaRose
Do whatever you want.
00:11:12
Matt LaRose
So that's it.
00:11:12
Rich is a cunt
but
00:11:12
Matt LaRose
So we're not going to fund Ukraine anymore. We're going to say he's going to be an arms dealer to NATO now so they can all blow each other up.
00:11:19
Fuck Off
Oh my God, I want to be an arms dealer so badly.
00:11:22
Matt LaRose
Let them blow the hell out of each other. What do I care? We've got the Olympics next year.
00:11:28
Rich is a cunt
It's just fucking insane
00:11:31
Fuck Off
And we have fight night.
00:11:33
Matt LaRose
yeah the UFC is coming have you did you see did you did you see the renderings for that Richie they have it's un-fucking-believable what they're gonna do they're doing it outside yeah they probably are it's outside they're gonna have a huge lighting arch over it uh
00:11:34
Fuck Off
this
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Rich is a cunt
insane.
00:11:36
Fuck Off
Fight night on the Sunday one.
00:11:37
Rich is a cunt
Which, by the way, that's going to be fucking sick. Yeah, it's awesome.
00:11:43
Fuck Off
no
00:11:43
Rich is a cunt
It's awesome.
00:11:47
Fuck Off
for one event they're gonna spend a billion dollars.
00:11:56
Fuck Off
It can never be used again. I mean, it's not a public facility.
00:12:00
Matt LaRose
they're fucking they have they're gonna do the weigh-ins at the fucking Lincoln Memorial and they're
00:12:05
Fuck Off
That's pretty fucking awesome.
00:12:06
Rich is a cunt
That is so sick. The face-off is at Lincoln
00:12:08
Fuck Off
Outside, outside with all the lights on and shit, that would be the dopest fucking thing ever.
00:12:12
Matt LaRose
there's yeah dude they're saying that and they're saying they're gonna do they're saying that they are gonna let him walk out of the fucking Oval Office look this is the fucking oops
00:12:28
Fuck Off
Trump doesn't do it.
00:12:28
Matt LaRose
This is the, thought okay.
00:12:29
Fuck Off
Why are you ruining our shit?
00:12:30
Matt LaRose
All right.
00:12:30
Rich is a cunt
That was the music from 10 years ago, too.
00:12:34
Fuck Off
What is that?
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Matt LaRose
That's the white house with the light rig and the octagon on it.
00:12:40
Rich is a cunt
it's It's pretty much the cover of Independence Day.
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Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:12:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:45
Fuck Off
it looks like the fucking industrial It looks like the fucking American Revolution. it's seventeen seventy
00:12:51
Matt LaRose
Look that. That's the Lincoln Memorial on the bottom where they're going to do the weigh-ins.
00:12:51
Fuck Off
lower and
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Fuck Off
that's dope
00:12:59
Rich is a cunt
And and what's funny is like every retired firefighter from 20 years ago was like, i will definitely come back for that one. And like, yeah, you and not you haven't been relevant since 1995.
00:13:05
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:13:09
Fuck Off
Well, you know what?
00:13:09
Matt LaRose
everybody wants in on it
00:13:10
Fuck Off
I wouldn't mind seeing the prelims stacked with a bunch of like old UFC Hall of Famers that want to fight like Robbie Lawler versus, I don't know, like Don Frye or something.
00:13:20
Matt LaRose
do do robbie lawler and rory mcdonald three the yeah yeah
00:13:22
Rich is a cunt
They both said they would do it it if they were allowed. They both made that announcement this week. They're like, we will do that if you know you will let that happen.
00:13:32
Fuck Off
Rory McDonald said that? Fuck him. He's a Canadian faggot. Let's keep this shit American and daggies.
00:13:36
Matt LaRose
so the
00:13:38
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. They're going to come and take every win.
00:13:39
Matt LaRose
So they're saying that Conor McGregor is saying that it's official that he's fighting Michael Chandler on this.
00:13:47
Fuck Off
No, who cares?
00:13:47
Matt LaRose
And all...
00:13:49
Fuck Off
What a stupid fight.
00:13:50
Matt LaRose
Listen to me. What they got to do. They got to put Conor on it because he's Donald Trump's buddy and he's going to draw a ton of people. But Michael Chandler is not your guy. You got to put him against the realest American of all time.
00:14:02
Matt LaRose
You got to do McGregor.
00:14:03
Rich is a cunt
Nate and motherfucking Diaz.
00:14:05
Matt LaRose
You got to do it. That's the fucking fuck. Fuck Michael Chandler. Get fucking Nate Diaz back and do Conor versus Nate for the for the fucking main event at the UFC White House.
00:14:10
Fuck Off
For their third match.
00:14:16
Matt LaRose
That would be fucking awesome.
00:14:16
Rich is a cunt
by ah That would be... That's the fight. Nobody gives a shit about Michael Chandler.
00:14:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah, who gives a fuck about that, dude?
00:14:23
Fuck Off
Nate would beat him, I think.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:25
Rich is a cunt
Who cares?
00:14:25
Matt LaRose
That's one for America.
00:14:25
Rich is a cunt
It's great.
00:14:26
Matt LaRose
ah
00:14:28
Fuck Off
that your kick we give you That's the problem.
00:14:28
Rich is a cunt
the The problem is, is having two wrongs don't make a right on the card like that because they, like, Nate is so fucked up, he'd like, well, not fighting and just fucking not show up.
00:14:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true. It's true.
00:14:39
Fuck Off
You can't trust half these fucking guys.
00:14:42
Rich is a cunt
That's why Jones isn't on it.
00:14:42
Matt LaRose
That's why Jones is out.
00:14:43
Rich is a cunt
but
00:14:44
Fuck Off
I wouldn't put Jones on it. I wouldn't put Kelvin Gastelum on it anywhere close to it.
00:14:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:48
Fuck Off
I wouldn't put any of these facts. If you've ever missed weight or pulled out of a fight, you shouldn't be able to make it.
00:14:54
Matt LaRose
They're going to do fucking Kayla Harrison and fucking what's her name on that one? Amanda Nunes for sure.
00:15:00
Fuck Off
That's for the title, that fight?
00:15:01
Matt LaRose
They haven't announced it, but they're definitely going to do that. Like Kayla Harrison's like tight with fucking with Trump.
00:15:04
Rich is a cunt
yes
00:15:05
Fuck Off
Well, know that's the fight, but they're saving that for the White House?
00:15:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, dude.
00:15:10
Fuck Off
When's the White
00:15:10
Matt LaRose
Kayla Harrison.
Music Genres & Festival Experiences
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Fuck Off
House?
00:15:11
Matt LaRose
Kayla Harrison has already been like at the White House three times and she's like, I'm going to be fighting on this card.
00:15:14
Rich is a cunt
he
00:15:14
Fuck Off
but When is the White House card?
00:15:16
Matt LaRose
Like it's like June 28th, the week of 4th of July. It's like the weekend before.
00:15:22
Fuck Off
That's stupid. So she's not fighting for an entire year? That's dumb.
00:15:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. So once in a lifetime.
00:15:26
Rich is a cunt
If I was in her shoes, I'd wait too. Why wouldn't you?
00:15:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:32
Fuck Off
I'd have a fucking title defense and then go fight her.
00:15:34
Matt LaRose
Or, or fight Nunez like at the very beginning of the year. And then do you either, if she loses had do the rematch or have her fight someone else. But I mean, think about it.
00:15:44
Fuck Off
There's no one else for her to fight. The only thing we could possibly do is call Ronda Rousey back.
00:15:45
Matt LaRose
um met And Amanda Nunez ah she needs time. She hasn't been active, so she needs time to put in like a good training camp and get in shape and shit like that.
00:16:00
Matt LaRose
Come on.
00:16:00
Fuck Off
Fuck that.
00:16:00
Matt LaRose
You think she's, you think she's been staying in fighting camp shape this entire time while she's yeah.
00:16:04
Fuck Off
No, she's just a big bitch.
00:16:05
Rich is a cunt
ah fucking mom You know what moms look like?
00:16:10
Matt LaRose
She's a Brazilian.
00:16:14
Rich is a cunt
Oh, I have a Brazilian in my family now. I don't even know if i'm a allowed to talk about this, but I am gonna.
00:16:16
Fuck Off
I think so.
00:16:16
Matt LaRose
oh ah well, you just did. Congratulations. Congratulations.
00:16:20
Fuck Off
Did Jackie get married?
00:16:22
Rich is a cunt
No, Jackie's brother got married to a Brazilian that he met in June.
00:16:26
Matt LaRose
In June of this year.
00:16:29
Fuck Off
Nice. I mean...
00:16:31
Rich is a cunt
and And um nobody's met her yet. I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving. It's going to be fucking electric.
00:16:38
Matt LaRose
be awesome. Good for you. This sounds awesome.
00:16:39
Rich is a cunt
She doesn't speak English. we use get like Apparently he uses Google Translate to to speak with her.
00:16:45
Fuck Off
What the fuck?
00:16:45
Rich is a cunt
I guarantee it's not a green card situation at all. um
00:16:49
Matt LaRose
This is outstanding.
00:16:50
Rich is a cunt
It's fucking outstanding and I can't wait to meet her.
00:16:53
Matt LaRose
It's so good.
00:16:53
Fuck Off
How's her ass?
00:16:55
Rich is a cunt
Well, she's older. She's older.
00:16:58
Fuck Off
Oh, what's older me?
00:17:00
Rich is a cunt
Older. She's
00:17:02
Fuck Off
How old is he?
00:17:08
Fuck Off
I'd finger her.
00:17:12
Fuck Off
That's true. mostly Most of those 45 year old Brazilians I don't finger because they're all cleaners.
00:17:12
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's...
00:17:17
Fuck Off
I just want them to clean my.
00:17:18
Rich is a cunt
oh yes guess what her profession is?
00:17:21
Fuck Off
She's a cleaner. but Of course. like yeah You even have to tell me, dude. She said she's 45. I knew she's a cleaner.
00:17:29
Rich is a cunt
How dare you? So much racist shit you've said in a long time.
00:17:33
Matt LaRose
but so
00:17:33
Fuck Off
It is what it is.
00:17:33
Matt LaRose
Who's going to clean your toilets and clean your yards?
00:17:37
Fuck Off
Even if he marries her, it's still going to take like a while to get her green card. Okay.
00:17:43
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, ice is coming.
00:17:44
Matt LaRose
Well, and yeah, you got to get the ball rolling at some point, Richie.
00:17:51
Rich is a cunt
i felt an intro coming in.
00:17:53
Fuck Off
Good for him.
00:17:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, like glad I'm glad I pulled back. I didn't want to step on that. What's up, everybody? Welcome this week's episode of the Infinite Best Podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRosa. Cross from me, as always, is the inevitable Stingfinger, or Richard Savastano.
00:18:09
Rich is a cunt
Yuck.
00:18:10
Fuck Off
Holy shit. We're 20 minutes in. I thought we were wrapping up.
00:18:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no. To my left, as always, the Mongoose Matt Martin.
00:18:17
Rich is a cunt
Here I am. um And not always.
00:18:19
Fuck Off
The Brazilian.
00:18:19
Rich is a cunt
In fact, very rarely. But here I am.
00:18:22
Fuck Off
The Brazilian.
00:18:24
Matt LaRose
I'm glad you're here today, Martin.
00:18:24
Rich is a cunt
I'm not Brazilian. I don't like Brazilians.
00:18:26
Fuck Off
Well, guess what?
00:18:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
00:18:27
Fuck Off
You have a sister that's Brazilian now. So.
00:18:30
Matt LaRose
might be able to make it.
00:18:30
Rich is a cunt
Do you have marriage in marriage? like it's That's like not really.
00:18:36
Fuck Off
Which part?
00:18:38
Rich is a cunt
The fact that it's it's not just one marriage away, it's two marriages away.
00:18:39
Matt LaRose
The marriage. Pretty
00:18:46
Fuck Off
ah Is she going to give you a family discount to clean your place?
00:18:51
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. I'm going to get a quote from her, though.
00:18:53
Matt LaRose
good. Pretty good idea though. For sure. I mean.
00:18:56
Rich is a cunt
i'm I'm going to Florida next week, and when I come back, going have her check the place out.
00:18:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, hey, while I'm gone, why don't you clean up?
00:18:59
Matt LaRose
that is family That is family helping family right there.
00:19:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I would be careful because she might end up on your phone.
00:19:05
Rich is a cunt
Right.
00:19:07
Rich is a cunt
but We got a dogfight over here.
00:19:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
00:19:10
Rich is a cunt
Cut the shit. These fucking old cunts.
00:19:16
Matt LaRose
Richie, I'm glad your pal Martin's here this week because i wanted to bring this up to him. I'm going to have you experience a little bit of something and then we can talk about it. This is going to be like a couple second snippet for you.
00:19:27
Fuck Off
Go ahead, bring it.
00:19:28
Matt LaRose
Are you ready? Here you go, pal.
00:19:42
Fuck Off
Oh my God.
00:19:43
Rich is a cunt
Do you know Rosie's favorite color is camo?
00:19:47
Matt LaRose
That's right.
00:19:50
Fuck Off
oh took
00:19:53
Fuck Off
We can't hear that, dude.
00:19:55
Matt LaRose
That's all right. That's all you needed to hear. You had to experience it.
00:19:57
Fuck Off
what I heard him just but how did he do that?
00:20:02
Matt LaRose
He said, check, check. How the hell is everybody doing tonight?
00:20:05
Fuck Off
I heard that part.
00:20:06
Matt LaRose
We're Buried Your Dead from Boston, Massachusetts, and I want to see some fucking violence.
00:20:11
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, that's
00:20:11
Matt LaRose
And that's how they open their shows.
00:20:13
Fuck Off
It's nice to incite violence.
00:20:15
Matt LaRose
it's ah That's my favorite hardcore band of all time, Richie.
00:20:19
Fuck Off
What? No, it's not, dude.
00:20:20
Matt LaRose
It is.
00:20:21
Fuck Off
You say that about every band.
00:20:22
Matt LaRose
No, as far as a hardcore band goes, they're my favorite.
00:20:25
Fuck Off
I thought Madball was your favorite.
00:20:26
Matt LaRose
Well, Madball's my second favorite.
00:20:28
Fuck Off
I thought Coheed and Cambria was your favorite.
00:20:28
Matt LaRose
That's why this... Well, they're not a hardcore band.
00:20:31
Rich is a cunt
Not even close to hardcore.
00:20:31
Fuck Off
What are they?
00:20:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
They're just gay? Hard gay?
00:20:34
Matt LaRose
If you wanted to go my third...
00:20:34
Rich is a cunt
Yes. Yes.
00:20:35
Matt LaRose
yeah If you wanted to go my third favorite hardcore band, that would be Terror.
00:20:40
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:20:40
Fuck Off
I've never even heard of these fucking people.
00:20:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, they're the fucking best.
00:20:43
Fuck Off
So where does like, ah where does like mega death fit into the, are they hardcore?
00:20:48
Matt LaRose
They're definitely not hardcore, and I'm not a Megadeth guy.
00:20:52
Fuck Off
Really?
00:20:52
Rich is a cunt
David Stane can fucking play the guitar, but
00:20:54
Matt LaRose
can play guitar, but he said um he's a brutal douchebag.
00:20:58
Fuck Off
He's a redhead. Of course.
00:20:59
Rich is a cunt
yeah, he's a fucking ginger fuck.
00:21:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:02
Rich is a cunt
So Rosie, I've gotten a lot of um feedback on the Metal and Hardcore Fest. So what was your take?
00:21:09
Matt LaRose
Well, I only went to see two bands which were playing one right after the other, which was Madball upstairs in the Palladium on the small s stage, which was fucking awesome. And then Bury Your Dead playing their final show outside, which was awesome.
00:21:24
Matt LaRose
And then I bought a t-shirt and then I left. So I was only there for like two and a half hours, which was perfect.
00:21:29
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:21:30
Matt LaRose
um I was shocked at how many people were there because the Metal and Hardcore Festival usually draws a pretty big crowd anyways, but It was fucking packed this year.
00:21:40
Fuck Off
Like 200? Mm-hmm. 10,000 people?
00:21:41
Matt LaRose
And, uh, yeah, it's just like many dozens of people, I would say.
00:21:46
Rich is a cunt
i but dude I bet there was 10,000 people there.
00:21:46
Matt LaRose
Um, at minimum, dude, it was fucking packed.
00:21:49
Fuck Off
ten thousand people
00:21:50
Matt LaRose
It was crazy. Yeah, dude, it was huge.
00:21:51
Rich is a cunt
Dude, it was crazy. And what's even crazier, so No, you finish your story and then I'll i'll double down on how why it was so crazy.
00:21:59
Matt LaRose
Uh, so like, I mean, i didn't I thought I wasn't going to go this year. The only reason that I went was because Barrier Dead is my favorite band.
00:22:08
Fuck Off
Come on, dude. If you're going to fucking tell the story, least be honest about it.
00:22:11
Matt LaRose
I am.
00:22:11
Fuck Off
Of course you're going to fucking go, you jack-off.
00:22:12
Matt LaRose
I wasn't going to go. so But what ended up working out was that Barrier Dead and Madball were playing one right after the other. So i was like, that's why like i there was like a shitload of bands that played. I missed all of them. It was great.
00:22:26
Matt LaRose
The only thing that sucked was... I was there early and on time. So I had to watch a band called vomit fourth who were playing before a mad ball and they were just a straight death metal band.
00:22:38
Matt LaRose
And I hate death metal, which leads into the other reason why I left early. Cause the metal and hardcore festival was being headlined by cannibal corpse. And I hate cannibal corpse.
00:22:47
Fuck Off
ah Can you just hold on a sec? Can I just call a poem out?
00:22:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:22:52
Fuck Off
I just need a quick synopsis or overview of what the fuck are you talking about?
00:22:58
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:22:59
Fuck Off
What is, what's the difference between, what did you say? Death metal?
00:23:03
Matt LaRose
death metal cannibal corpse vomit fourth dsi hardcore mad ball those are those are very different styles of music
00:23:04
Fuck Off
And what? And then who is the other one you you saw the hardcore?
00:23:12
Fuck Off
So, okay. Talk to me about, cause look,
00:23:18
Fuck Off
This is terrible, but I don't think our listeners know what the fuck you're talking about.
00:23:22
Matt LaRose
yeah all right well hardcore music
00:23:23
Fuck Off
But I don't. but So can you break it down? What is this hardcore, like, how's it fit? Where are we talking? How many, how many?
00:23:30
Rich is a cunt
So I can sum this up really, really metal is ah hard, usually hard and fast.
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:38
Rich is a cunt
Hardcore is ah spinoff of punk rock.
00:23:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's loud, it's in your face, and it's like, you know, like Cannibal Corpse, the dude goes, this song is about shooting blood out of your cock.
00:23:41
Rich is a cunt
So
00:23:45
Rich is a cunt
So go ahead.
00:23:50
Rich is a cunt
but book
00:23:55
Matt LaRose
It's called ah fucking Borshian's Derber. And then
00:24:00
Rich is a cunt
Do you need to do that?
00:24:00
Matt LaRose
They play really fast music and they go, and they like try to just basically come up with the most offensive shit you can come up with. And that's what they play.
00:24:09
Rich is a cunt
My personal favorite is Hammer Smash Face, which was featured in the film Ace Ventura Pet Detective.
00:24:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:24:17
Matt LaRose
Yes, Animal Corpse famously in Ace Ventura. And I just never, but like like, for example, I talked about how I had to watch a band called Vomit Fourth. Like, that was their
00:24:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, what's death metal then?
00:24:28
Matt LaRose
Well, that's what death metal is. Vomit Forth, Cannibal Corpse, Hammer Smell. There's a there's a ah very prominent death metal band called Dying Fetus. You know, these are their... they you know you buy You buy a Cannibal Corpse shirt and it's like got like ah like... What is it?
00:24:46
Matt LaRose
Like the Mother Virgin Mary getting like fucking disemboweled.
00:24:49
Rich is a cunt
Oh, no, no, no, no. That's that's the aside.
00:24:50
Matt LaRose
Oh, that was DSI.
00:24:51
Rich is a cunt
For one
00:24:53
Matt LaRose
You know, they just try to come up with as much... ah offensive, satanic shit as they can, which, no.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
But is the music, does it is it the same or is it...
00:25:02
Matt LaRose
No, it's...
00:25:03
Rich is a cunt
but one of it, it's really terrible.
00:25:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean, that's true.
00:25:05
Fuck Off
mean, is it just like...
00:25:05
Rich is a cunt
And I like some death metal, but...
00:25:06
Matt LaRose
no
00:25:06
Fuck Off
it when
00:25:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, as fast as you can play snare drum just going... but but but but but but but but but but but that Like for the entire fucking song. Whereas hardcore has fucking breakdowns, blast beats, fucking like, ah and also a lot of hardcore is a little bit more positive leaning sometimes or, or, you know, it's whereas death metal is not that death metal is like the dude that jerks off in his room with greasy hair.
00:25:29
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:25:35
Fuck Off
James Meeker, PhD.:
00:25:36
Matt LaRose
and
00:25:36
Fuck Off
: seems negative.
00:25:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:25:37
Rich is a cunt
it's pretty negative it's usually death related satanic
00:25:39
Fuck Off
James Meeker, : there's a there's a negative kind connotation to death.
00:25:44
Matt LaRose
You know,
00:25:45
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:25:46
Matt LaRose
like And then you got like also hardcore like is awesome because, like you know for example, Barrier Dead, my favorite band. They are a band that don't take themselves super seriously. So like Martin said, that my favorite Barrier Dead song is called Camo is My Favorite Color.
00:26:01
Matt LaRose
ah Their second album called Cover Your Tracks, every song on the album is the name of a different Tom Cruise movie. So it's like 13 songs and it's like, this song's called Legend.
00:26:14
Matt LaRose
This song's called Magnolia. This song's called Mission Impossible. Like, you know, they do shit like that.
00:26:20
Fuck Off
Magnolia was great when he was talking about the cuts.
00:26:21
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:26:21
Rich is a cunt
great so good
00:26:21
Matt LaRose
It
00:26:24
Rich is a cunt
so to So to add on to this, so what's crazy about this day in Massachusetts, simultaneously, Richie, while the Metal and Hardcore Festival was happening in in Worcester, which there was at least 10,000 people there, Jackie and I and John Mulls were in Boston it suffigk down at at the Turnstile show, which you actually might like Turnstile.
00:26:37
Matt LaRose
was slamming.
00:26:48
Rich is a cunt
They're a little bit more poppy.
00:26:49
Fuck Off
I thought Suffolk Downs was closed.
00:26:52
Rich is a cunt
It is, but they have a stage there. There was almost 9,000 people at the Turnstile show in Boston, which means there was almost 20,000 metal and hardcore kids at two different shows on the same day in Massachusetts.
00:26:58
Matt LaRose
freez
00:26:58
Fuck Off
Who the fucking style?
00:27:07
Matt LaRose
Like an hour and a half away from each other.
00:27:09
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:27:10
Fuck Off
So fucking stupid.
00:27:11
Rich is a cunt
Listen, that but the Turnstile show – They've gotten like kind of famous and poppy, but God damn, they were fucking good. Like absurdly good.
00:27:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's, I mean,
00:27:24
Rich is a cunt
So fucking tight. And Richie, you would have loved it. There was ass everywhere.
00:27:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:27
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah? What was he asking?
00:27:28
Rich is a cunt
young young Young pretty girls love turnstile.
00:27:31
Fuck Off
What is turnstile? I don't know these people.
00:27:34
Rich is a cunt
I'll send you a link.
00:27:35
Fuck Off
Send me a link.
00:27:35
Matt LaRose
He'll send you a link.
00:27:36
Fuck Off
what kind of what and the What were all the bitches wearing at everybody's shows here?
00:27:36
Matt LaRose
Uh, my show had, there was actually, so there's a lot of, uh, pale girls in black for sure, which, you know, I don't hate that.
00:27:50
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm. Like Robert Smith?
00:27:51
Rich is a cunt
the
00:27:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who, who hates that?
00:27:53
Rich is a cunt
Robert Smith can suck my dick.
00:27:55
Matt LaRose
Uh,
00:27:56
Fuck Off
I'm sure he can.
00:27:57
Rich is a cunt
ah
00:27:58
Matt LaRose
Like, Bury Your Dead had a thing where they would do for a long time when they played shows, they would dress up like in, like, 1920s style, like, zoot suits and shit like that, like, pinstripes and stuff.
00:28:06
Fuck Off
Women.
00:28:11
Fuck Off
Like the squirrel nut zippers.
00:28:11
Matt LaRose
And, like, the squirrel nut zippers. So there was actually a bunch of, like, hardcore chicks there that were dressed like pinup girls and kind of shit like that because they were there to see Bury Your Dead.
00:28:20
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:28:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Bury Your Dead's so gay and dumb, right? It's so fucking terrible, so...
00:28:25
Fuck Off
I love pinup girls.
00:28:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, there was like, I was like, when I was watching Madball, I turned and I saw like a group of three of them. i was like oh my God, this is unbelievable.
00:28:33
Fuck Off
What do they do there? Do they make out with each other?
00:28:35
Rich is a cunt
two
00:28:36
Matt LaRose
A bunch of girls, there was a bunch of chicks moshing.
00:28:38
Rich is a cunt
there was a lot of they-thems at the Turnstile show.
00:28:41
Matt LaRose
There was a couple of they, thems there too.
00:28:41
Fuck Off
Oh my God. I would go in a fucking slam fan with fucking bunch of...
00:28:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:45
Rich is a cunt
Oh, Richie, there was a band that opened up for Turnstile that was called Mannequin Pussy.
00:28:48
Fuck Off
What?
00:28:49
Rich is a cunt
You would have loved them.
00:28:51
Matt LaRose
sir
00:28:52
Fuck Off
I tell you what, mannequins have come a long way.
00:28:54
Matt LaRose
They sure have, pal.
00:28:56
Rich is a cunt
Free Palestine.
00:28:56
Matt LaRose
I met, I met, uh, I met Freddie from mad ball in the men's room of the palladium. My man, Freddie, you know, I, I walked in, I saw him standing outside and I was like, holy shit, I better get ready to jerk this guy up.
00:29:03
Fuck Off
you guys jerk each other off?
00:29:08
Fuck Off
Holy shit. Do you want to piss with me?
00:29:10
Matt LaRose
I took a piss and I was washing my hands as he was walking in because he was talking to some other dude. And I said, I'm not going to shake your hand in the bathroom because that's weird. And I'm not going to do that to you. I said, but I just want you to know that I came here today.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
Literally, I just got here to see you guys and bury your dead and then leave. So I'm really glad that you guys are here playing.
00:29:29
Rich is a cunt
just
00:29:31
Matt LaRose
And he was like,
00:29:31
Fuck Off
And he said, thank you, ma'am.
00:29:33
Matt LaRose
He was like, no, jerk me off, son. No, he was, I mean, he's a wicked cool dude. They were actually, they said it when they were on stage. And when I was having my minute with him in the men's room, he was like,
00:29:43
Fuck Off
Let say on stage, I just met some long-haired big fella in the bathroom who rubbed me out.
00:29:44
Rich is a cunt
kidding.
00:29:48
Fuck Off
oh no
00:29:49
Matt LaRose
he was, they were like pissed that they were playing on the upstairs, the small stage.
00:29:54
Fuck Off
They should be.
00:29:55
Matt LaRose
oh
00:29:56
Fuck Off
I thought they'd be headlining that shit.
00:29:56
Matt LaRose
Well, Well, they were headlining the small stage. That's the thing. And they thought that they should be outside on the big stage because there was way more people out there. But I was like, dude, I'm stoked that you're playing upstairs because, like, if you've ever seen a show upstairs at the Palladium, it's the best.
00:30:10
Matt LaRose
It's like a tiny fucking room, and it's just mayhem. There's no barrier. So people are fucking doing – people like Matt Martin are jumping up on the stage and then ninja kicking people in the head, flipping off the stage and stuff.
00:30:15
Fuck Off
I don't think I've ever been to the Worcester Palladium to see a show.
00:30:24
Matt LaRose
you know It's just absolutely –
00:30:25
Rich is a cunt
Those days are so over. this is
00:30:28
Rich is a cunt
But yeah, know it's like an 18-inch stage. like So it's a lot of stage dives, a lot of fun stuff.
00:30:28
Matt LaRose
And then it.
00:30:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's tight.
00:30:35
Matt LaRose
You know, and then I went outside and bury your dead was the reason, the real reason I went is cause bury your dead was playing their last show ever. So I went for them and they haven't played in a while.
00:30:47
Matt LaRose
So they came back to do one more show and they, when I used to go see them when I was younger, it's every time you see them, it's just, it's violence from the, I mean, you heard what I played for you. It's, They just incite violence for, I mean, some people do.
00:30:57
Fuck Off
Are people like punching each other in the face?
00:31:01
Matt LaRose
I just stand there and rock out and have a good time. But if you go in the pit and get out and go out Marsh retirement, there's people fucking going nuts, man. They were fucking jump climbing up the barrier and jumping off and going.
00:31:12
Matt LaRose
People go fucking nuts at this shit, man. It's
00:31:14
Rich is a cunt
Richie, have you heard a crowd killing?
00:31:16
Fuck Off
No.
00:31:18
Rich is a cunt
It's obviously most people, you're actually, if you go to a hardcore show, 99% of the time, if you're in the pit, you're safer than the people on the outside.
00:31:26
Matt LaRose
true.
00:31:26
Rich is a cunt
So what will happen is people will run back and forth and hit the people on the side of the pit for being idiots.
00:31:32
Fuck Off
ah Yeah.
00:31:33
Rich is a cunt
So you're better off getting in and then you don't get hit as much.
00:31:34
Fuck Off
Oh, that's called crowd killing? Yeah.
00:31:37
Matt LaRose
like there was one point where the the lead sick know he's like he's you heard he's like i want to see some fucking violence he gets everybody going and then there was one point where like they were after a song and he's just ah leaning on the stage going push these people back and just had everybody like push back as far as they could and like people get fucking mushed and fucking you know that's a good fucking time
00:31:58
Fuck Off
Sounds like ah like a great time.
00:32:00
Matt LaRose
is fucking awesome, man. i You can't go wrong. It's the best hardcore show ever and you'll never see him again, but you can still go see mad ball. You can still go see terror, you know, terror fucking rules, man.
00:32:08
Fuck Off
No, I'm good.
00:32:12
Fuck Off
Death metal.
00:32:12
Rich is a cunt
Actually, um Richie, Integrity is playing next week if you want to go. have a ticket if you want to go.
00:32:19
Fuck Off
No thank you.
00:32:19
Rich is a cunt
Integrity, Earth Crisis, and Judge.
00:32:22
Matt LaRose
Wow. Wow.
00:32:23
Fuck Off
I'm out of time, unfortunately.
00:32:23
Matt LaRose
That's an insane show. is go
00:32:24
Rich is a cunt
Actually, Rosie, if you want to, I can't go because I'm going in Florida, but if you want the tickets, I'll text J.
00:32:25
Matt LaRose
He gets there.
00:32:30
Rich is a cunt
Mulls if you want to go. It's it's on like a Thursday night though at the Middle East, but it's Earth Crisis, Judge, and Integrity. like pretty fuck and It's been sold out for six months.
00:32:40
Matt LaRose
that's pretty ridiculous all right richie let's go see judge integrity that's old you know you know we
00:32:40
Rich is a cunt
So if you want to go, just hit me up. I got you.
00:32:46
Fuck Off
I'm out of state, sir.
00:32:50
Rich is a cunt
I am also going to be out of state, unfortunately. I've been looking forward to it for a long time.
00:32:54
Matt LaRose
You know what we should do, Richie, is one of these days we should go to one of these big fucking like Norwegian metal festivals or a or like ah like they have the Rock Am Ring where they do a huge weekend-long metal concert at the inside the Nürburgring in Germany and shit.
00:33:00
Rich is a cunt
Touch your toes. Oh, my God.
00:33:11
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:33:11
Fuck Off
I mean, I would watch that cause it's, you gotta watch it, but I don't know if I want to be in it. Who's touching their toes.
00:33:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, we should...
00:33:17
Fuck Off
What's happening.
00:33:19
Rich is a cunt
Jackie's got like a Halloween costume on or something.
00:33:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit, man.
00:33:22
Fuck Off
Oh,
00:33:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:24
Rich is a cunt
but don't think I'm allowed to turn the bucket.
00:33:26
Matt LaRose
and i come Gonna come give us a spin or no?
00:33:29
Rich is a cunt
You'll see her uterus if she does a spin.
00:33:31
Matt LaRose
the
00:33:31
Fuck Off
I like uteruses.
00:33:33
Rich is a cunt
Jesus Christ.
00:33:36
Rich is a cunt
I don't even have any fucking words, really. But um I got nothing.
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
Anyways, Richie, the Metal and Hardcore Festival this year. of Great time. It was even, but it was even, this is what made it so good.
00:33:47
Rich is a cunt
Yes.
00:33:49
Matt LaRose
The two bands I wanted to see played one after the other. I got a t-shirt. I was out of there at eight o'clock. I ordered shawarma from the golden pocket, picked it up in Kelly square on my home and brought on my way home and then hammered some fucking shawarma and an, you know,
00:34:04
Fuck Off
How good is that?
00:34:05
Rich is a cunt
We
00:34:05
Fuck Off
Did you get the plate?
00:34:07
Matt LaRose
i got i gotta ah yeah I got a gyro and a three-piece mix plate. It was shawarma beef, lamb kebab, and chicken.
00:34:14
Fuck Off
Oh, it's so fucking good.
00:34:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're they're one of the better places.
00:34:18
Matt LaRose
And then it had like the right, yeah.
00:34:21
Rich is a cunt
can turn the camera off.
00:34:23
Fuck Off
They're one of the better places. Come on, you faggot.
00:34:31
Matt LaRose
that's fuck That's fucked up that Marty would just do you like that.
00:34:34
Fuck Off
How'd you do that to me, Marty?
00:34:35
Rich is a cunt
She didn't even come over here.
00:34:37
Fuck Off
God damn it, Jackie. Text me, will ya?
00:34:42
Fuck Off
Send me a goddamn selfie.
00:34:44
Rich is a cunt
Oh, she's putting pants on. Jesus Christ.
00:34:46
Matt LaRose
you're getting catfished you're getting catfished do as i say
00:34:46
Fuck Off
Fuck that! Fuck that. I've been catfished. Take those fucking pants off, woman.
00:34:55
Rich is a cunt
christ
00:34:56
Fuck Off
So, no we is that like GWAR? Oh, those are like those Viking shows, right? Where the Viking...
00:35:02
Matt LaRose
well like no that would be like uh well if we went to like did some norwegian shit we could go see like uh dimmoborger or like uh
00:35:09
Rich is a cunt
Oh, I would definitely go see them.
00:35:11
Matt LaRose
and In Flames, maybe. Although I think they got one of the guys from In Flames Just Die. But anything like that. Emperor is a real black metal band, you know? Those are the guys that have, like, white corpse paint.
00:35:22
Fuck Off
Where are the places that people are fucking in the crowd?
00:35:27
Matt LaRose
Probably Germany.
00:35:28
Rich is a cunt
um It's so, Richie, I'm going to have you do a um little bit of a Google.
00:35:33
Fuck Off
gonna go Jordan.
00:35:35
Rich is a cunt
When you have an opportunity, look up the band Jenna Tortures.
00:35:38
Fuck Off
Oh, that sounds painful.
00:35:41
Rich is a cunt
um They are BDS band that I don't know. I haven't seen them in like 20 years, but they were they were something to see live because she would come out, sing her with a giant dildo, and then she'd start jamming her friend on stage.
00:35:49
Fuck Off
Like Wendy O in the plaza.
00:35:55
Rich is a cunt
like this was
00:35:55
Matt LaRose
oh
00:35:57
Rich is a cunt
i saw them at Avalon back in the day. Yeah.
00:36:00
Fuck Off
I like to see that in my bedroom.
00:36:00
Rich is a cunt
and
00:36:01
Fuck Off
One thing.
00:36:02
Matt LaRose
One time i was i was at OzFest and I watched Marilyn Manson inserted his microphone into a there was a woman on all fours and he inserted his microphone into her rear and then continued to sing into it.
00:36:04
Fuck Off
um right
00:36:19
Matt LaRose
um Live on stage right at ah right in Mansfield.
00:36:19
Fuck Off
That's getting to the heart of the matter.
00:36:25
Rich is a cunt
That's
00:36:26
Matt LaRose
And then I'm pretty sure one time Rob Zombie's wife was on stage pouring hot wax on her nipples at ah Rob Zombie show one time, you know?
00:36:33
Fuck Off
Oh my God, I love his wife.
00:36:37
Matt LaRose
You're missing...
00:36:37
Rich is a cunt
right.
00:36:37
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you one thing. If Rob Stein ever comes back to America, Richie, that's the one you gotta go to.
00:36:42
Fuck Off
I will go to that. I might even see them.
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
Because people get all...
00:36:44
Fuck Off
If they're playing in Germany, I might even see them there.
00:36:47
Matt LaRose
I will definitely go see them in Germany, but we
00:36:48
Rich is a cunt
I'm going to Germany next summer. You should come with me.
Cultural Exchanges & Pit Bull Ownership
00:36:51
Matt LaRose
we fucked up by not going to see them in Gillette.
00:36:51
Fuck Off
been to Germany. Where you go? What's in Germany?
00:36:55
Rich is a cunt
Dogs.
00:36:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, what else brings Martin places?
00:36:57
Fuck Off
I've been there. Let's plan it around a Rammstein concert.
00:37:00
Rich is a cunt
I don't know if I can pick the dates.
00:37:03
Matt LaRose
true.
00:37:05
Fuck Off
Hey, Mort, someone just offered me, they breed pit bulls down here and they're real.
00:37:05
Matt LaRose
I'd go to Munich.
00:37:09
Fuck Off
They're not like those fake ones. they They're like 35 pounds, you know?
00:37:10
Rich is a cunt
No, they're not, but okay.
00:37:12
Fuck Off
thirty five pounds you know
00:37:14
Rich is a cunt
I don't, I don't care about the weight and I don't care about the breeder. And if, and if honestly, if they're not, if you say they breed these dogs and I don't know who they are, they're not breeding the dog.
00:37:24
Fuck Off
I don't know. me Maybe you know him. I'll get you the guy's name. But he sells his dogs for $3,000 each. Long story short, he's like, why don't you have one of these?
00:37:29
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:37:33
Fuck Off
Take one. And I said, I have one. Why don't you take mine?
00:37:38
Rich is a cunt
So if honestly, he is, if he's telling you to take one, he is not in the same world I am because somebody that is actually remotely smart.
00:37:46
Fuck Off
think PJ's buddy, and I had Iggy with me in my car, and he's like, hey, do you want one of these? was like, no.
00:37:53
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, no, he sounds like a fucking moron, actually, because if they're real pit bulls, why would you have a pit bull with a little dog like that?
00:37:55
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:37:59
Rich is a cunt
Fucking eat it.
00:38:00
Fuck Off
yeah exactly.
00:38:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he sounds like.
00:38:01
Fuck Off
They were all together though. They weren't even fighting. They were puppies.
00:38:04
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, because they're they're they're not, they're not pit bulls.
00:38:08
Fuck Off
Either way, I don't want any more dogs. I hate them.
00:38:10
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, good, smart, don't ever have one.
00:38:12
Matt LaRose
It's actually better that way.
00:38:12
Fuck Off
I will never ever have another dog as long
00:38:14
Rich is a cunt
This is what happened to me. So you want to know what the life of having a pit bull? i have I had one of the dogs tied out over here because I was washing their house or whatever. I went into one of the other kennels to like go give her some water and food.
00:38:26
Rich is a cunt
This fucking cunt, she's fucking nine years old, runs out, fucking bites the other one right in the fucking head. Like that's a normal day of owning a pit bull. Like what the fuck are we doing? Fucking assholes.
00:38:35
Fuck Off
Bitter in the head.
00:38:37
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, no, I'm i'm fucking FaceTiming Jackie to come out and fucking help me fucking get him apart.
00:38:43
Fuck Off
What are you, some kind of fear?
00:38:43
Rich is a cunt
Good news is I got him apart really quick, but that's what it's like going to the pitbull and I'm pretty experienced.
00:38:44
Fuck Off
Oh, 100%.
00:38:47
Matt LaRose
True. Shit happens quick.
00:38:49
Fuck Off
He's
00:38:50
Rich is a cunt
With you, the one your fucking Iggy would be dead.
00:38:53
Fuck Off
an he's an a
00:38:55
Rich is a cunt
Like now now I have a dog on antibiotics trying to fucking clean her all up and fucking making sure she doesn't fucking get infected. Like what the fuck, man? Don't get one of these dogs.
00:39:05
Fuck Off
I will definitely not.
00:39:06
Matt LaRose
I got sick of my algorithm being the news and shit like that. So now on my YouTube, I've just been watching YouTube videos about owning a Dush Hound. and just watching and watching hound, watching hound dog videos.
00:39:17
Rich is a cunt
oh They are awesome.
00:39:21
Matt LaRose
Cause I want to, I want a hound and I don't know if I want it to be a wiener dog or something different.
00:39:25
Rich is a cunt
Do you really want one though?
00:39:27
Fuck Off
No.
00:39:27
Matt LaRose
Well, here's the thing.
00:39:27
Rich is a cunt
like Everybody wants a wiener dog until they own one and then they're running around the house with a rabbit in their mouth.
00:39:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:32
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:39:32
Fuck Off
If you want to how get an actual hound dog
00:39:32
Matt LaRose
And I mean, I'm fine with, I'm well, that's the thing is I'm fine with a wiener dog killing shit. I don't have a problem with that at all. I would let them go in my yard and kill whatever the fuck he wants.
00:39:42
Matt LaRose
What do I care?
00:39:44
Fuck Off
Iggy can't catch him.
00:39:44
Matt LaRose
You know? my only yeah My only problem is like just like during the day I'm not home a lot, so I don't want to get a dog, make it sit at home all day, act like a fucking asshole, and then I'm like, come on, now that you've been home for nine hours straight, now we're going to go learn about discipline and be a good dog.
00:40:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:40:01
Fuck Off
I'm telling you, man.
00:40:01
Rich is a cunt
And those things are crazy. Everybody wants one until they get one.
00:40:04
Matt LaRose
Well, that's the thing. Dush hounds, they're notorious fucking assholes, so I'm like, i you have to be on top of them to fucking... They're real stubborn dogs, and
00:40:12
Fuck Off
You know, there's there's a group of dogs. They're wild dogs. I'm sure they have them everywhere. But in South Carolina, they're like known for their wild dogs down here.
00:40:20
Matt LaRose
No shit, really?
00:40:21
Fuck Off
and yeah they're they're like Yeah, they're like hound dogs.
00:40:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, sorry a dingo ate your baby.
00:40:26
Fuck Off
they're actual like coon hunting dogs.
00:40:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I like a hound dog, man.
00:40:30
Fuck Off
It's a coon dog. They look like fucking – they have like spots on them too.
00:40:32
Matt LaRose
I like a basset hound. I like a beagle.
00:40:35
Fuck Off
They look like a fucking – what are those old-fashioned –
00:40:43
Fuck Off
spotted things it's like half tiger half fucking dog what is that thing
00:40:48
Matt LaRose
I like a bloodhound.
00:40:51
Matt LaRose
A Liger.
00:40:53
Fuck Off
it is a lager i don't know that's it are we done oh oh we've all you want to know what i've been watching
00:41:01
Matt LaRose
I mean, we can be, but I have i have other shit to talk about.
00:41:07
Matt LaRose
Well, you had homework, so what have you been watching?
00:41:11
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, shit. The only thing I've been watching yesterday, i don't know what happened, but I spent four and a half hours down, my phone died finally, down a YouTube rabbit hole of watching these Saudi Arabian guys watch fucking Danny Carey play the drums and other people sing. I love these viral reactions of these guys who can't speak English at all. It's awesome.
00:41:38
Matt LaRose
That'll blow anyone's dick off watching that guy play drums.
00:41:40
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he's he's see's the fucking man.
00:41:41
Fuck Off
is Those guys can't speak English at all. And at the end of it, all they could say is Danny Carey's a legend. they can
00:41:48
Rich is a cunt
Well, where's the lie?
00:41:50
Fuck Off
And then they said they finally did the next episode where they're like, this guy, Danny Carey, who's better than him? And they're like, well, his idol was this guy called Neil Peart. And then they showed Neil Peart playing that fucking drum solo he plays with the 360.
00:41:59
Rich is a cunt
Never heard of her.
00:42:04
Fuck Off
three sixty These guys were just like...
00:42:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, like all the way around them. Yeah.
00:42:09
Fuck Off
The translations were funny as shit. It was
00:42:12
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Iraqi jihadists, I watched a movie called Warfare yesterday. Have you seen that yet?
00:42:19
Fuck Off
Warfare. Who's in it?
00:42:21
Matt LaRose
It's got a... What's that kid's name? He's a ginger lad. He was in the maze runner and shit like that. I'll pull it over.
00:42:29
Fuck Off
i don't know if I've seen it.
00:42:30
Matt LaRose
It ah takes place in Iraq. It's fucking...
00:42:34
Fuck Off
Probably not. I didn't see it. No.
00:42:36
Matt LaRose
You should watch it. It's a fucked up movie. Will Poulter. That's who he is.
00:42:41
Fuck Off
ah No, but I did watch that catfish movie for homework.
00:42:41
Matt LaRose
ah
00:42:44
Matt LaRose
Oh, that was your homework. It's the God Martins here.
00:42:47
Rich is a cunt
The
00:42:49
Matt LaRose
How fucked up is that movie? Is that shit? That's the ah the Netflix catfish fucking someone's texting.
00:42:57
Rich is a cunt
and the the most fucked up part was at even at the end, the little girl was like, I miss my mom.
00:42:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:01
Rich is a cunt
Like what? What?
00:43:01
Fuck Off
Gosh, she's so fucking damaged that girl.
00:43:04
Matt LaRose
I told Rich his favorite part of the of the documentary would be the amount of damage and mental fucking.
00:43:11
Fuck Off
The amount of damage that is running and coursing through that entire fucking family and set of families is so fucked up.
00:43:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it is crazy.
00:43:21
Fuck Off
That girl is going to be doing fucking fentanyl and taking black cock in her ass in about, um don't know, two months on um the interweb.
00:43:31
Rich is a cunt
two Two months? You think it's going to take that long?
00:43:34
Matt LaRose
What's crazy too is now these, all these kids are now entering their freshman year of college.
00:43:39
Fuck Off
Oh, they're all damaged. That other chick's all fucked up. The volleyball player, the tall black one who looked like one of the Kardashian, the ugly one with the pig nose.
00:43:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:47
Matt LaRose
How crazy is it? the The kid goes and starts dating some other chick like three hours away. And that bitch starts fucking texting that girl's mom.
00:43:54
Fuck Off
How did the mom find them too?
00:43:54
Matt LaRose
Like, I don't know, man.
00:43:56
Fuck Off
That mom is a fucked up chick. I'll tell you this. I would love to fuck that bitch. She's not a looker at all, but she's got some deep, dark shit going on that I just really want to get in there and see what I could stir up.
00:44:05
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, she would definitely...
00:44:10
Fuck Off
And I would go in heavy, like perky baster kind of shit, like a mixer.
00:44:10
Matt LaRose
She's literally...
00:44:11
Rich is a cunt
In where exactly?
00:44:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:17
Fuck Off
I would bring my entire kitchen.
00:44:19
Rich is a cunt
<unk>ve I've seen a friend use a turkey baster on a lady once.
00:44:23
Fuck Off
I have...
00:44:26
Rich is a cunt
Actually, we we had pictures of it for a long time and then the computer froze.
00:44:29
Fuck Off
I heard about that.
00:44:30
Matt LaRose
It's better that way.
00:44:30
Fuck Off
Yeah. I used a whisk on a bit.
00:44:32
Rich is a cunt
It started with a beer bottle and quickly went to a turkey baster.
00:44:36
Fuck Off
I went to a whisk. I like those whisks. it's the You flip it around and shit. Then I slapped her in the face with it too.
00:44:42
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:44:42
Fuck Off
That's a true story.
00:44:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't know what to say.
00:44:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. A lot of people don't.
00:44:51
Matt LaRose
I'm glad you didn't whisk me, man.
00:44:53
Fuck Off
No, I didn't whisk you. I was saving that for Madball.
00:44:59
Fuck Off
I would whisk a chick again, quite honestly.
00:44:59
Matt LaRose
That's good shit. I'm surprised you don't.
00:45:03
Rich is a cunt
I whisked again, honestly. There's our fucking hot take. Thank you for giving me something to put on the internet for later.
00:45:11
Matt LaRose
That's unbelievable.
00:45:11
Fuck Off
I would. I love whisking a chick.
00:45:14
Matt LaRose
That's so unbelievable.
00:45:15
Fuck Off
Does Jackie have a whisk?
00:45:18
Rich is a cunt
Jackie, you have a whisk? yeah Yes.
00:45:21
Fuck Off
Go grab that fucker.
00:45:25
Fuck Off
I want to see some action.
00:45:27
Matt LaRose
ah
00:45:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, those are the days, man. Fuck them.
00:45:31
Rich is a cunt
We were whisking and such.
00:45:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:33
Matt LaRose
Remember back when we used to wi whisk all the time?
00:45:36
Fuck Off
I was a big whisker.
00:45:39
Matt LaRose
So anyways, Warfare.
00:45:40
Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
00:45:41
Matt LaRose
You should watch it. It's on HBO.
00:45:43
Fuck Off
Warfare. I'll check it out, maybe.
00:45:44
Matt LaRose
It's a Navy SEAL platoon in the Battle of Ramondi in Iraq.
00:45:45
Fuck Off
don't know.
00:45:48
Matt LaRose
It's a real story.
00:45:48
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:45:49
Matt LaRose
So it takes place. It's all in real time.
00:45:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, I saw that. The other thing that I watched, I watched The Peacemaker Season 2.
00:45:58
Matt LaRose
Oh, I've been watching Peacemaker. It's terrible.
00:46:01
Fuck Off
It just makes me laugh. Nah, man. i love It's so fucking weird, that show.
00:46:04
Matt LaRose
Do you... Wait, what?
00:46:04
Fuck Off
It makes me laugh.
00:46:05
Matt LaRose
Do you like it?
00:46:06
Fuck Off
I do.
00:46:07
Matt LaRose
Wow, this is insane to me.
00:46:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, I love it.
00:46:09
Matt LaRose
Peacemaker with John Cena.
00:46:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think it's great.
00:46:13
Matt LaRose
This is crazy.
00:46:13
Fuck Off
It's so fucking twisted.
00:46:13
Matt LaRose
You know, it's a DC movie, right?
00:46:15
Fuck Off
I know.
00:46:16
Matt LaRose
That's wild.
00:46:17
Rich is a cunt
Richie, what do you think about that? Is that is that appropriate?
00:46:20
Fuck Off
that's a nice whisk.
00:46:24
Matt LaRose
I'm shocked that you're into Peacemaker. New episode drops tomorrow. So
00:46:28
Fuck Off
No, really good, because I'm all... I'm through all of it.
00:46:31
Matt LaRose
yeah, I've been watching them. one I've been watching them as they come out once a week, but this week I watched the last two in a row. So
00:46:37
Fuck Off
It's just fucking weird. Like, I love the...
00:46:39
Matt LaRose
It's the fucking one.
00:46:40
Fuck Off
I even love the intro, that stupid song and dance. It makes me fucking laugh.
00:46:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I like the first season one was way better. The song was better and the dance was better.
00:46:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, this so it was awesome. this The first season was took me by surprise. It also took me about three months to watch the first two episodes because I hated it
00:46:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And now you love it.
00:46:59
Fuck Off
I just think it's so...
00:46:59
Matt LaRose
I like the blonde chick in that show.
00:47:01
Fuck Off
Oh, me too. She's got some nice fucking shoulders.
00:47:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's a hot bitch.
00:47:04
Fuck Off
Like her delts. I like how she goes and gets beat up like she's some dude. She's going to bars and just getting fistfights.
00:47:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:14
Fuck Off
Fucking break a bottle right in her whole fucking whore ass.
00:47:14
Matt LaRose
like
00:47:17
Matt LaRose
You're very sexually aggressive today.
00:47:20
Fuck Off
I feel it. I wasn't even sexually aggressive. I got all whisked up.
00:47:27
Matt LaRose
That's fucking great.
00:47:27
Fuck Off
Um, yeah, I watched that. I watched, uh, oh, I watched the terminal list season two.
00:47:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:36
Fuck Off
That was the one with Chris Pratt, you know, and, uh, Taylor kitsch or whatever his name is.
00:47:40
Matt LaRose
Okay. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it
00:47:42
Fuck Off
That's the terminal list. Fucking really good. Actually.
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
Brother,
00:47:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a military movie. They were seals and, uh, you'll like that. Actually. Chris Pratt was, don't even like Chris Pratt that much, but he was pretty good in that.
00:47:51
Matt LaRose
brother.
00:47:55
Fuck Off
That was a cool show season two. You know, they're trying to do an origin story. Everyone's on this Taylor Kitch's jock right now, but it's okay. A little too much of the brother stuff.
00:48:07
Fuck Off
We get it. We get it.
00:48:08
Matt LaRose
brother
00:48:08
Fuck Off
Yeah. yeah Your brothers.
00:48:10
Matt LaRose
brother
00:48:12
Fuck Off
What else did I watch? I watched a few Korean movies.
00:48:16
Matt LaRose
I have no Aqualad movie review this week because he's entertaining the in-laws for the next month.
00:48:21
Fuck Off
Yeah. He's actually doing some translations.
00:48:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's been smoking a meat like an American.
00:48:29
Fuck Off
Yeah. What do they think about American smoked meats?
00:48:31
Matt LaRose
I mean, I haven't asked him yet, but he's been that fucking smoker has been fucking ripping since they've been there. So.
00:48:37
Fuck Off
So they're meat eaters as a people that they just ate fish and fish eggs.
00:48:38
Matt LaRose
Of course they are.
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
No, they eat meat. They make good meat. Bulgogi? Come on, dog.
00:48:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:48:49
Matt LaRose
Chung Mi was making some Gipsaw the other day and then something else.
00:48:52
Fuck Off
um get So
00:48:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. She made something. Korean something and she cooked it on the grill. I can't remember what the fuck they were making, but she can cook like a motherfucker, man.
00:49:05
Rich is a cunt
What the hell is happening?
00:49:07
Fuck Off
I showed you my lake.
00:49:08
Rich is a cunt
I chung me.
00:49:09
Fuck Off
Iona Lake.
00:49:11
Matt LaRose
How's the lake?
00:49:13
Fuck Off
It's 90 today. I cannot wait until Thursday night when this shit stops.
00:49:18
Matt LaRose
Amen.
00:49:18
Fuck Off
There's a big tropical storm coming through, and I'm going to go from 90 down to 78 for the next two weeks, which is where
00:49:25
Rich is a cunt
Maybe it looks like I've been keeping eye on the weather because I'm going down to Florida. It looks like that storm's going to hook and then go and destroy fucking... Spain or something.
00:49:36
Fuck Off
I'm inland though. So typically I'm getting my storms up from the Gulf.
00:49:42
Rich is a cunt
o You're inland?
00:49:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, dude, i'm I'm all the way West.
00:49:47
Matt LaRose
I going say, you're almost in like...
00:49:47
Fuck Off
Like
00:49:48
Rich is a cunt
I knew exactly where you are. I was i was fucking with you.
00:49:51
Fuck Off
the top left corner though of the map.
00:49:51
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:49:54
Matt LaRose
My left or your left?
00:49:55
Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
00:49:56
Fuck Off
Alabama is pretty close. I fucked a girl from Alabama once.
00:50:02
Matt LaRose
I'm still not overwatching the fucking Alabama fucking college football team.
00:50:06
Rich is a cunt
Mm-hmm.
00:50:06
Matt LaRose
And when they go to the fucking... The shots in the crowd are unbelievable. Unbelievable.
00:50:10
Fuck Off
It's fucking unbelievable.
00:50:11
Matt LaRose
As an example, while we've been recording today, I've been watching Grand Sumo Wrestling from Japan, and they keep showing these little fucking geishas in the crowd, and it's outstanding while I'm talking.
00:50:21
Fuck Off
i I watched that. What's that? The Fubo channel?
00:50:25
Matt LaRose
This is the NHK World... Well, this is on YouTube, but it's the NHK World Japan Grand Sumo Highlights.
00:50:28
Fuck Off
Oh, I watched that Fubo. Fubo, think it's called. It's fucking sumo all day, all night.
00:50:34
Rich is a cunt
right
00:50:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Sumo's awesome.
00:50:41
Matt LaRose
i like the I like the gals in the crowd.
00:50:45
Fuck Off
What else we got?
00:50:46
Matt LaRose
We got some fights coming up this week, Richie.
00:50:49
Fuck Off
zoie I've kind of enjoyed the time off, to be honest.
00:50:49
Matt LaRose
We haven't had...
00:50:52
Fuck Off
It's all about the, my Patriots fucking suck.
00:50:52
Matt LaRose
It's been a nice little...
00:50:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I meant that.
00:50:57
Rich is a cunt
I thought they were great. Did they lose again?
00:50:59
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:50:59
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:51:01
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:51:02
Fuck Off
Yeah. Classic fucking please win this game so we don't have to. they had They turned the ball over five times.
00:51:10
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:51:11
Fuck Off
Four fumbles.
00:51:11
Matt LaRose
It was a tough...
00:51:12
Rich is a cunt
Is that normal or is that a lot?
00:51:14
Matt LaRose
That's a lot.
00:51:14
Fuck Off
No, that's a lot.
00:51:15
Matt LaRose
it's a bad
00:51:15
Rich is a cunt
I don't know anything
00:51:17
Matt LaRose
That's a bad amount of times to do
00:51:18
Fuck Off
You shouldn't have any, ever. But sometimes they do. But like Derek Henry, who's a beast, that guy never fumbles. He hadn't fumbled in like 700 and something carries, and he fumbled three weeks in a row himself.
00:51:32
Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
00:51:33
Matt LaRose
that. I thought Drake May played pretty well.
00:51:35
Fuck Off
Nah, he's... I don't think he's...
00:51:38
Matt LaRose
He's got fast feet.
00:51:38
Fuck Off
He's not...
00:51:39
Matt LaRose
He's a mover. He's a mover and a shucker and a jiver.
00:51:42
Fuck Off
um This is year, we're not going to be able to tell what's going on with Drake May. We'll know more next year. Once he settles into a system for a full year, once he comes out and plays things, he's very high on his balls. He throws a lot of high balls.
00:51:54
Fuck Off
he He leaves people out to get murdered at times. He's inaccurate. And he's...
00:52:06
Fuck Off
I don't know if he's... He just needs time, man. He needs more time. he's got the print He's got line now to give him some time, but they're way too undisciplined. They have turnover too many penalties and too many turnovers.
00:52:21
Matt LaRose
I was excited because the Pats were on at one and my Cowboys were on at four and but both of them got smoked and then my two college teams your Clemson Tigers and your Wisconsin Badgers is a tough week all around for football for me I got fucking stomped every which way left right and center
00:52:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, and the Bruins started 0-1, so that's typical. Yeah, they started 0-1, though.
00:52:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, they won last night. So yeah, that's true.
00:52:44
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, they won last night.
00:52:47
Fuck Off
That was last week. So everyone had a loss coming in. The Red Sox got swept by the Yankees. It was just a blue
00:52:52
Matt LaRose
Are the Red Sox going to the playoffs or what's going on with that? Playoff should be soon, right?
00:52:57
Fuck Off
game. They're suing. They're playing Toronto, who's first place. They are only going to get in by winning the wild card, and it could come down to a –
00:53:06
Rich is a cunt
me
00:53:08
Fuck Off
another series against the Yankees to see who gets in.
00:53:11
Matt LaRose
I hate Canada.
00:53:13
Fuck Off
No doubt.
00:53:14
Matt LaRose
I saw, ah I've heard of this guy's name before, but it was a big deal. So I saw OSU fired Mike Grundy. What are your thoughts about that?
00:53:24
Fuck Off
And it's, it's not Ohio state.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
No, it's Oklahoma.
00:53:27
Fuck Off
That's actually Oklahoma state. Mike Gundy was there for about, I think like 21 years or so.
00:53:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they said it was over 20 years he was their coach.
00:53:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, he was here a long time. um They started off decently, but yeah, I mean, that's the bottom line, right? 20 years is too long. You're not winning. You're not ever involved in anything good.
00:53:46
Fuck Off
And ultimately, the sport's a billion-dollar sport now, college football. So, no, there Oklahoma is a Sooner, yes.
00:53:50
Matt LaRose
Is that a Sooner, Oklahoma Sooners?
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:53:56
Fuck Off
Oklahoma State is a cowboy.
00:54:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay.
00:54:00
Fuck Off
That's where Randy Couture went, speaking of Randy Couture.
00:54:03
Matt LaRose
Oh, really? what to owe it To the Oklahoma State Cowboys?
00:54:07
Fuck Off
Cowboys. I believe that's where he went. Yep.
00:54:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit. Interesting. Yeah, I mean, you're not getting you're not getting results for 20 years. What the fuck, right?
00:54:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. Time to fucking go They get too much money now. They're all making a million plus bucks. Look at Belichick walking the sidelines. He's getting paid bank. He's got his little whore in her snakeskin skirt out there.
00:54:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's all over the sidelines with him now. they don't They're not even hiding that shit.
00:54:30
Fuck Off
People are pissed. He doesn't even give a fuck. I think he lost his fucking marbles.
00:54:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's like...
00:54:37
Rich is a cunt
If you were an old man and you had a hot piece of ass running the around, you know what you would do?
00:54:41
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:41
Rich is a cunt
Let her do whatever the fuck she wants.
00:54:43
Fuck Off
I sure do know what I would do.
00:54:45
Matt LaRose
She's probably a pretty crazy bitch, huh?
00:54:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:46
Rich is a cunt
would involve a wire whisk.
00:54:48
Fuck Off
Yeah. It would involve a wire whisk and and a low jack. I would send her out to all the little sororities to go rope up some of those little whores to get some fucking bathtub whisking.
00:55:02
Matt LaRose
All about whisking today.
00:55:04
Fuck Off
I am so much into whisking.
00:55:08
Rich is a cunt
I'm never whisked.
00:55:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:09
Fuck Off
You should whisk. Go grab that fucker right now. And if you want, grab that big KitchenAid fucking thing, the electric one. Fucking turn that on. I've done that too.
00:55:19
Rich is a cunt
That's serious.
00:55:19
Fuck Off
little hand mixer.
00:55:19
Matt LaRose
how you get How do you get that in there?
00:55:23
Fuck Off
Nah, I didn't. I used the hand mixer.
00:55:25
Matt LaRose
Oh, right.
00:55:25
Fuck Off
you know you can't put two You can't put the two spinners on though, only one.
00:55:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's gonna that feels like that's a safety violation.
00:55:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, say well, because if one goes in, the other one's just going to beat up her fucking clit. And it beats it up in a bad way. Like it'll chop it up. You know, you don't want to chop up a clit.
00:55:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:40
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:55:42
Matt LaRose
You don't want to do that.
00:55:43
Fuck Off
No, you don't need any chopped clits.
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
This is... We are on a heater today. This is wild.
00:55:52
Fuck Off
don't even, it started with death metal.
00:55:56
Matt LaRose
No, it started with the nooge, man.
00:55:59
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:55:59
Rich is a cunt
It did start with the nooch.
00:56:02
Matt LaRose
All right, so listen there. UFC's in Perth, Australia this weekend.
00:56:06
Fuck Off
From down under, mate.
00:56:08
Matt LaRose
Down under.
00:56:09
Fuck Off
How you gonna put a shrimp on the barbie, mate?
00:56:12
Matt LaRose
Next weekend is the big one, but this we got to get through this week. So the first fight, we'll talk about it next week.
00:56:15
Fuck Off
What big one?
00:56:18
Fuck Off
What's happening?
00:56:18
Matt LaRose
It's called teasing. This week, the first fight of the night. So the prelims start at 7 on Saturday night.
00:56:25
Fuck Off
Too fucking late.
00:56:26
Matt LaRose
Too late.
00:56:26
Fuck Off
Seven?
00:56:28
Matt LaRose
Alexia Thanera takes on my gal Luma Lukabumi from Thailand.
00:56:32
Rich is a cunt
Thanks.
00:56:33
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
This is actually a good fight because I've seen this black chick fight before too, and she's a monster. So that's the first fight of the night.
00:56:40
Rich is a cunt
like
00:56:41
Matt LaRose
That's my fight of fight to watch out for.
00:56:43
Fuck Off
I like it actually. It's a good fight and it's kicks off the whole thing, huh?
00:56:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Luma is 10-3. The Alexia is 12-1. So those are some pretty good records right there.
00:56:53
Fuck Off
Finally, let's get it going.
00:56:55
Matt LaRose
Let me see who else you got. Jamie Malarkey and Rolando Bedoya. It's
00:57:00
Fuck Off
Fuck malarkey. This whole thing.
00:57:02
Rich is a cunt
fucking malarkey.
00:57:02
Fuck Off
He gave me a blue belt.
00:57:03
Rich is a cunt
And the last person I knew that it was named Orlando was a cunt. Rachel gave him a watch.
00:57:03
Matt LaRose
a whole bunch of
00:57:11
Fuck Off
he gave me a blue note
00:57:14
Matt LaRose
Headlining the prelims is Navajo Sterling versus Rodolfo Betalo. Hmm.
00:57:20
Fuck Off
I don't know any of that, but those are some cool-ass names right there.
00:57:24
Matt LaRose
Main card starts at 10. 10, yeah.
00:57:26
Fuck Off
pen Fuck this. I'm not even watching this.
00:57:30
Matt LaRose
Tom Nolan and Charlie Campbell. Don't know that guy. Here we go. Justin Taffa versus Louie Sutherland at heavyweight.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
Justin Taffa's a piece of shit. He sucks.
00:57:39
Matt LaRose
I thought Junior Taffa was on this card too, but yeah, I thought they were both fighting on this card.
00:57:42
Fuck Off
It's his brother.
00:57:45
Matt LaRose
Did I miss them or did they?
00:57:45
Fuck Off
Well, they both suck. They should fight each other, and they should both get cut.
00:57:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, no. His fight's been canceled. The smaller brother.
00:57:52
Fuck Off
yeah
00:57:53
Matt LaRose
ah Let's see. You got Jake Matthews versus Neil Magny.
00:58:00
Fuck Off
that's ah Jake Matthews is going to win that fight. He's going to take him down and that's it. Fuck Neil Magny.
00:58:07
Matt LaRose
You got a Jack.
00:58:08
Rich is a cunt
i was with meil Neil Magny a couple months ago. He's like like a nice dude.
00:58:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's great guy. He shouldn't be fighting. He's done.
00:58:16
Rich is a cunt
I agree.
00:58:17
Matt LaRose
Jack Jenkins versus Ramon Tavares.
00:58:21
Fuck Off
JJ? JJ?
00:58:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, JJ.
00:58:23
Fuck Off
yeah
00:58:24
Matt LaRose
JJ double J and then a co-main event any good or no didn't think so
00:58:26
Fuck Off
virus Tavares was a band in the 70s. They were from Massachusetts.
00:58:33
Fuck Off
Of course not. Yeah, Tavares was. They were a Portuguese family and they had like 12 fucking hit songs in the 70s.
00:58:42
Matt LaRose
look at that fucking ham JJ Frankie JJ tabernak
00:58:43
Fuck Off
Look it up. Look it up.
00:58:45
Rich is a cunt
Fucking JJ Frankie JJ.
00:58:51
Rich is a cunt
Big sexy in the house.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
Get in, handsome fella.
00:58:55
Matt LaRose
Big sexy. ah In the co-main event of the evening, Ivan Ursland takes on Jimmy Crute.
00:59:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm not watching these fights.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening, Carlos Olberg takes on Dominic Geyes.
00:59:12
Rich is a cunt
The thing is that they don't have a lot of names, but this card's actually going to be pretty good. The matchups are fucking dynamite. This is like one of those cards that like nobody's going to be like super hip to watch, but there's going to be a lot of finishes and a lot of exciting fights.
00:59:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah, there'll be bangers on there.
00:59:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, Reyes is probably going to win this because he's on a surge again somehow, but...
00:59:28
Rich is a cunt
Like ah absurdly good surge. Like he's like setting himself up for another title shot, which is crazy to me. He wins this one. He might be in line for a title shot.
00:59:37
Fuck Off
Well, good for him. Then guess what he gets to have a big one.
00:59:39
Rich is a cunt
Another loss.
00:59:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
Upcoming Fights & Social Dynamics
00:59:46
Matt LaRose
No matter what, whoever wins that is fucked in their next fight.
00:59:50
Fuck Off
He's fucked even for a number one contender fight. That guy just can't.
00:59:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:53
Fuck Off
Those are the two best in the division. Clearly
00:59:58
Matt LaRose
We'll have more on that next week.
01:00:00
Fuck Off
next.
01:00:00
Rich is a cunt
you know
01:00:01
Matt LaRose
I think that was it.
01:00:02
Rich is a cunt
That was it.
01:00:03
Matt LaRose
I think that's all I got. I don't know of any other like boxing matches or bare knuckle shit. So
01:00:09
Rich is a cunt
Bare Knuckles in a couple weeks. so but um they They do them all the time there.
01:00:12
Matt LaRose
did I see that they're going to do a bare knuckle in a Mohegan sun? Maybe. Oh, really?
01:00:19
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. um my My boy Chico is the matchmaker for them now.
01:00:23
Matt LaRose
Really?
01:00:24
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
01:00:24
Matt LaRose
No shit, huh?
01:00:26
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
01:00:26
Matt LaRose
that's why
01:00:26
Rich is a cunt
Small world. Yeah.
01:00:27
Matt LaRose
That's wild.
01:00:29
Rich is a cunt
He hit me up the other day and he's like, hey, you got Randy Costa's number? I'm like, why? And he's like, well, I want to put him on this card in a couple weeks.
01:00:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:36
Rich is a cunt
I'm like, you know, we fought like two days ago, right? And he's like, yeah. I'm like, Randy's out.
01:00:40
Matt LaRose
You
01:00:42
Rich is a cunt
Randy's got a fucking broken jaw.
01:00:45
Matt LaRose
want to make money or not? What are we doing here?
01:00:47
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, exactly.
01:00:51
Rich is a cunt
But all right, gentlemen, whatever you do, enjoy it.
01:00:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:54
Rich is a cunt
But I got to fucking go do some jujitsu.
01:00:57
Matt LaRose
Martin's going to go do jujitsu.
01:01:00
Fuck Off
I have someone coming to get under my crawl space to encapsulate it.
01:01:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't have anything else.
01:01:04
Rich is a cunt
there's ah There's a big Hater's wedding this weekend, Richie. So I got to cover some classes.
01:01:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
01:01:09
Fuck Off
Oh, he's getting married this weekend.
01:01:11
Rich is a cunt
Evan?
01:01:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's Friday.
01:01:15
Rich is a cunt
i
01:01:16
Fuck Off
No one even told me.
01:01:18
Rich is a cunt
Well, that's because you weren't invited.
01:01:20
Fuck Off
No, I was definitely not invited for sure.
01:01:23
Matt LaRose
Shout out to Evan.
01:01:23
Fuck Off
Were you? didn't invite anyone?
01:01:24
Rich is a cunt
no no, no. The whole family's up.
01:01:26
Matt LaRose
No.
01:01:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:28
Rich is a cunt
So everybody's been around all week.
01:01:31
Fuck Off
Really?
01:01:32
Rich is a cunt
the
01:01:36
Fuck Off
Interesting.
01:01:36
Rich is a cunt
You're out of the circle of trust, Richie.
01:01:38
Fuck Off
Evidently, I'm way out and gone. I'm not family, that's for sure.
01:01:43
Rich is a cunt
Well, all right. I got to go. Be good or don't. Whisk yourself away, Richie.
01:01:49
Matt LaRose
Whisk away, whisk me away.
01:02:04
Matt LaRose
InfernoBestPod in
01:02:08
Fuck Off
This asshole shut his camera off but not his mic.
01:02:10
Matt LaRose
Gmail. He just makes as much noise as possible.
01:02:11
Fuck Off
What a retard.
01:02:15
Matt LaRose
See what we got to deal with?
01:02:28
Fuck Off
I hear a call at lifetime rate.
01:02:29
Rich is a cunt
What? Did you like my outfit? Yes.
01:02:32
Fuck Off
Don't believe to
01:02:32
Rich is a cunt
They might still be recording. What
01:02:35
Matt LaRose
We're not still recording. Keep talking.
01:02:37
Fuck Off
get with me. No, we can't hear you, fuckface. Keep talking.
01:02:40
Rich is a cunt
does that mean? I don't know. Maybe they're off. No, they're still
01:02:44
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:44
Matt LaRose
where We're definitely off.
01:02:45
Fuck Off
No, you can't see us. Don't worry about it.
01:02:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.