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Infinite Abyss Episode 57: Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza!
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Richie and Matty are back this week talking hot summer movies, Matty is reeling from losing Ozzy and the Hulkster in the same week, Richie talks the beaver triangle, the boys get caught up on UFC, and so much more!!
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Podcast Introduction and Theme Music
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
Okay, now it's recording. So all I'm saying is
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Fuck Off
All I'm saying is you just do you and I'll do me.
00:00:07
Matt LaRose
if you don't open and or close this show with Ozzy and or the Hulk Hogan fucking entrance to WWF, you're a fucking asshole.
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Matt LaRose
And I know that I lost the opportunity to make that happen through my phone because my microphone sucks, but I'm just saying that this is a missed opportunity and you would fuck that shit up if you didn't do that. That's all I'm saying.
00:00:30
Matt LaRose
Okay.
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Fuck Off
and don't fuck up anything first of all. That much, I already know.
00:00:38
Matt LaRose
Well,
00:00:59
Fuck Off
I'll tell you who's not going to be suing us anytime soon. That guy.
00:01:24
Matt LaRose
That's true. I guess I should have shut my fucking mouth because you had that thing fucking queued up and ready to go.
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Fuck Off
I guess he should have, per usual.
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Matt LaRose
So then again, we'll see how you close the show up because there's still an ending. I'm just saying.
00:01:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's almost making me want to change all my setups at this point.
Meet the Hosts: Matty and Rich
00:01:42
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, knuckle deep.
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Matt LaRose
The inevitable Rich Savastano.
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Fuck Off
It's 100
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Matt LaRose
It's so fucking hot outside.
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Fuck Off
It's 100 out.
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Matt LaRose
It's like not okay how hot it is.
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Fuck Off
It's so
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Matt LaRose
I don't want to be one of those podcasts that just goes, oh, how about this weather we're having? But just so you're aware, it's fucking hot outside. It's painful.
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Fuck Off
That's not even the real feel. That's the actual temperature. And the real feel is probably at 104, which reminds me of just how it's been down in South Carolina every day. This just beats on you to death until you have nothing left.
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Fuck Off
It's kind of like me.
00:02:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's fitting. I think that that's probably the reason. i mean, we can play our favorite and fan favorite game. What's Matt Martin up to?
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Fuck Off
Oh, I hate this guy.
00:02:40
Matt LaRose
But I would imagine that that's why he only replied to our sea of texts twice and said, I'm busy. What time is this happening?
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Fuck Off
Very busy. It's hot out. It's hot out.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, they're busy.
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Fuck Off
He does a lot.
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Matt LaRose
He's a busy guy.
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Fuck Off
He's very busy taking pictures of cameras.
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Matt LaRose
and scrolling on Instagram.
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Fuck Off
It's very hot out. Fucking tool.
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Matt LaRose
Oh,
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Fuck Off
I wish that kid would go back into an attic and someone zipped it up.
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Matt LaRose
it's fucking nail them in there.
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
The Glass Dome and Crime Discussions
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Fuck Off
Speaking of which, I've been watching this fucking documentary. Not a documentary. It's one of those limited series on Netflix called The Glass Dome. It's about like
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Matt LaRose
Oh, interesting. What's this?
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Fuck Off
You know, kidnapping little kids, putting them in this glass box and just watching them for like a year.
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Matt LaRose
Is it ah it's a documentary or a docuseries?
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Fuck Off
No, no, it's a limited series. It's show.
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Matt LaRose
um Oh, so it's like a...
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Fuck Off
It's show from Switzerland.
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Matt LaRose
it said Okay, okay.
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Fuck Off
You know how those fucking Swiss are.
00:03:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the Swiss. They're doing weird shit up there.
00:03:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, and the Finns. The Finns are doing some weird shit.
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Matt LaRose
The Finns are fucking...
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
It's all that Scandinavian midsummer fucking pagan shit.
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Fuck Off
It's all Scandinavian weird shit.
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Matt LaRose
fucking pagans, man.
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Fuck Off
Yeah, I think there is some paganism going on out there. My buddy worked for the, you know, he's a former SEAL, worked for the Office of Homeland Security and was involved in this gigantic global human trafficking thing.
00:04:12
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
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Matt LaRose
Wow.
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Fuck Off
And they ended up having a guy gets arrested in Finland, gets put into the Hague, you know, the whole court and
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Matt LaRose
Hmm.
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Fuck Off
prison system there and they're having interviews with this motherfucker and like how deep these things really go, which is fucking mental. But, um, yeah, the Finns, they're bunch of fucked, very pale skin, fuck, fuck heads, but you get to watch them this weekend.
00:04:41
Matt LaRose
yeah
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Matt LaRose
i like I like a Scandinavian.
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Fuck Off
Yeah. I like them too. Cause they're damaged.
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Matt LaRose
it's It's one of the reasons why I like Wisconsin or or that entire northern Midwest area is all Scandinavians. and Yeah.
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Fuck Off
I like damaged Scandinavians because they can't really talk. They all talk like
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Matt LaRose
It's real weird, like ah especially like Finland and Estonia. Like,
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Fuck Off
We call that the beaver triangle.
00:05:13
Matt LaRose
Those motherfuckers are like, yeah.
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Fuck Off
Romania, Estonia, that whole area, my buddy coined the beaver triangle about two decades ago.
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Matt LaRose
That's a good fucking.
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Fuck Off
And we would go travel over there and just literally beat pussies like fucking, like, yeah like hunters beating harp sales seals up in fucking the Arctic.
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Matt LaRose
With a mallet.
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Matt LaRose
Going out there, getting your beaver pelts.
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Fuck Off
Oh man, it was so good to be single traveling.
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Matt LaRose
those are ah those are like Those are the days.
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Fuck Off
The days.
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Matt LaRose
But I was just saying those kind of gals and from that kind of area, they're particularly see-through pale.
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Fuck Off
Stupid. Oh, yeah. Yeah. yeah
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Matt LaRose
And and like it seems like they're all from...
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Fuck Off
Dummy-eyed. They have that dummy eye.
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Matt LaRose
I wouldn't even i wouldn't even say a village in the middle and nowhere.
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Fuck Off
Yeah,
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Matt LaRose
They all just live in the middle of nowhere individually and all just get damaged from that.
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Fuck Off
yeah I don't know how.
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Matt LaRose
It's pretty wild.
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Fuck Off
It is wild. I think it's got more. And you know what it is? it's It's a different type of damage. And let me just drop some knowledge on everybody. This is the type of damage that stems back centuries.
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Fuck Off
This is this is inbred damage.
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Matt LaRose
Right. Right.
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Fuck Off
This isn't like everyone there gets molested and shit.
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Matt LaRose
No.
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Fuck Off
i
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Matt LaRose
No.
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Fuck Off
Some of that shit does happen because it happens everywhere and people are. But this is just a chromosome thing where they all fucked each other's sisters and had these.
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Fuck Off
Just slew of people, and they're all they're all retarded.
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Matt LaRose
Like. I saw fucking picture on Instagram the other day. Hold on. I got a little tickle in my throat here. Not good for our...
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Fuck Off
That you do, Chuck. again we're
00:06:58
Matt LaRose
It's got me all worked up talking about this shit.
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Fuck Off
Rough weekend, huh? Rough weekend, healing up. There you go, gargle. Go ahead. little salt water in there. That'll do you.
00:07:07
Matt LaRose
I'm going to want come get your gargling comment. Took me, just took my brain on a tangent because I'm fucking.
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Fuck Off
I'm sure it did.
00:07:14
Matt LaRose
So I have a calendar at work that every day you peel off the, uh, the day and it's a new fun fact every day. And one of the facts last week was, uh, Romans used to use urine for mouthwash.
00:07:27
Matt LaRose
So that's been a pretty good joke going around the department the last week about who needs some mouthwash, all kinds of fun, you know, Romans.
00:07:33
Fuck Off
Oh, great joke. Great joke. I love, love pissing in chicks mouths.
00:07:35
Matt LaRose
Um, Romans. Anyways, ah I was on the internet the other day.
00:07:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
i was on Instagram and I was scrolling and it was like, it's like one of these like history things that I follow. And it's like, it's like Ross Buten and his wife with their seven daughters and like,
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Matt LaRose
whenever the fuck Rasputin was around like 18 fucking 90 something or whatever. And it's like this dude who's like the most horrifying looking Russian of all time, like sitting there like with a big smile on his face. And it's like his wife and their seven daughters.
00:08:11
Matt LaRose
And every single one of them is like Russian, like, like completely dead in the eyes, blank stare, staring forward. Like, like,
00:08:21
Fuck Off
Well, those are all those are all moms as well as his daughter, so.
00:08:25
Matt LaRose
Right. And several of them were not very old, but every one of them had that same dead, just dead. And it's like, like, that's what you're talking about. Like this shit has been happening to these people for like generations, for centuries.
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Fuck Off
Centuries, millennia.
00:08:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:40
Fuck Off
I mean, this is what they used to do. This is how they kept bloodlines pure.
00:08:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
for For ruling classes. This is amongst all people. It's fucking bizarre, dude.
00:08:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You would like have a family, you have family,
00:08:53
Fuck Off
I'd rather shoot my sister than bang her.
00:08:57
Matt LaRose
I believe that you, uh, you have a farm in the middle of nowhere. So it's like you marry a girl who's probably like your sister or whatever. And then like you guys have kids to either a you have sons to work on the farm or B you have daughters to continue.
00:09:15
Fuck Off
Bang.
00:09:16
Matt LaRose
pro Yeah.
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Fuck Off
To bang.
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Matt LaRose
Continue procreating. Like it's a, that's a wild existence.
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Fuck Off
Right.
00:09:22
Fuck Off
Yeah. Look at all the kids I have. Thanks to my kids.
00:09:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:09:27
Fuck Off
It's fucking bizarre.
00:09:29
Matt LaRose
That's crazy.
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Fuck Off
All these people are weird.
00:09:32
Matt LaRose
With that being said, the, uh, secto rally Finland takes place this weekend in the world rally championship.
Film Reviews: From Happy Gilmore to Fantastic Four
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Fuck Off
Good name.
00:09:39
Matt LaRose
And, uh, it is the, uh, it's like the, uh, all-star weekend for the rally. The rally Finland is like the, uh, that's the big event every year because they have super wide,
00:09:50
Fuck Off
Nothing else happens in Finland, right? Just hockey, maybe?
00:09:53
Matt LaRose
pretty pretty much hockey in midsummer shit like that. So, uh, rally Finland is known for, it's a gravel rally with really wide, like great services to drive really fast on, but also because it's all like glacier area.
00:10:10
Matt LaRose
They like, it's like a roller coaster. They fucking, they jump like they're constantly jumping while they're going flat out.
00:10:12
Fuck Off
It's glacial.
00:10:16
Matt LaRose
They're going like 130 miles an hour through the woods, just going through the air and shit.
00:10:21
Fuck Off
like a tweaker constantly jumping.
00:10:22
Matt LaRose
And, Yeah, like a tweaker.
00:10:25
Matt LaRose
So this is always the big, it's like their big legitimate mid-summer rally, middle of the season, fastest rally, fastest gravel rally, craziest jumps, wildest crashes. That's all this weekend. Good time.
00:10:39
Fuck Off
Huh? Interesting. like
00:10:41
Matt LaRose
Someday I would like to, maybe like a bucket list, I'd like to go to Rally Finland. That would be fucking awesome.
00:10:46
Fuck Off
If you could choose any of them, that's the one you choose.
00:10:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. I think that's the one I will.
00:10:51
Fuck Off
Really?
00:10:52
Matt LaRose
Cause that's like the real popular one. Cause like, I think it would be cool to like go to like the Kenyan safari rally and ship, but like, I don't like it's, that seems like it would be hot in Africa probably sucks to go to
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Fuck Off
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
but
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Fuck Off
Those are all, everything you just said is true. It's definitely hot.
00:11:09
Matt LaRose
Africa definitely sucks to go to and I'm not going see, I don't want to do, I would rather go to Finland.
00:11:10
Fuck Off
and And it definitely sucks to go. You have to get like 57 shots to.
00:11:17
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:11:18
Matt LaRose
Doesn't Finland sound awesome.
00:11:19
Fuck Off
Finland, only you only need one and it's on the way back for penicillin.
00:11:23
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:11:25
Matt LaRose
Um, have you ever been to Finland before?
00:11:28
Fuck Off
I have, yeah.
00:11:29
Matt LaRose
Like what's like, what's, I was just going to say, what's Helsinki like?
00:11:29
Fuck Off
How stinky.
00:11:33
Matt LaRose
Is it like an old Gothic city kind of thing or? Okay.
00:11:36
Fuck Off
You know, it's kind of weird. um All the cities there are kind of weird in that It's the Gothic stuff is more of the Eastern European stuff.
00:11:47
Fuck Off
These guys aren't as much of that as it's more like, I always think these places are like, you know, think of Seattle and then Seattle in the middle of a desert, but it's not the desert.
00:11:47
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:11:59
Fuck Off
It's actually snow.
00:12:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
00:12:02
Fuck Off
So like, you know, just, it's almost like futuristic where they have all this futuristic architecture, you know, like Seattle, like steel and glass and,
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Fuck Off
And then it's just like,
00:12:17
Fuck Off
Have you ever gone to Minnesota before? You ever flown in?
00:12:20
Matt LaRose
No, no.
00:12:21
Fuck Off
ah It's like when you when you land in Minnesota, there're it's Minnesota, saintin St. Paul, you know, Minneapolis, St. Paul is the airport.
00:12:31
Fuck Off
Because they call it the Twin Cities.
00:12:31
Matt LaRose
The Twin Cities.
00:12:33
Fuck Off
There are two cities. And when you're really coming in and coming through, you can literally see the two. There's like one city to the left and one city to the right. And nothing else kind of in between is...
00:12:46
Fuck Off
you know
00:12:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:46
Fuck Off
And that's kind of what it's like over there. It's like, oh, here's this city. It's almost like you'd expect what the UAE would be like. you know All this city in the middle of a desert.
00:12:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:12:55
Fuck Off
To me, Finland's like that, but it's smaller. It's more condensed. And then you can bounce outside into mountains and outdoorsy shit.
00:13:03
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:13:03
Fuck Off
you know those Those people like to snowshoe and cross-country ski and
00:13:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. When I went to Thailand, I flew through Qatar or Qatar or whatever the fuck it's called.
00:13:13
Fuck Off
Katara.
00:13:14
Matt LaRose
And that's like when I and we were flying south between Iraq and Iran to get there. And it was like
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Fuck Off
i Iraq, I ran, i fell in my Afghanistan.
00:13:24
Matt LaRose
it was like desert for, it was like Rocky, but then it was like flat desert oil fields for ever. And then it was like massive city in the middle of nowhere.
00:13:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, and then rocky rocky desert.
00:13:37
Matt LaRose
Like kind of what you were saying. Yeah.
00:13:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
Like you're like, how do people fucking live out here? Kind of desert.
00:13:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's like the moon or something.
00:13:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. It literally feels like a different planet.
00:13:48
Fuck Off
That's what this is like too.
00:13:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
Finland's like. It's like the moon, but ice.
00:13:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Like an ice moon.
00:13:54
Fuck Off
It's like Mars.
00:13:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think Mars is hot.
00:13:59
Fuck Off
Is it?
00:14:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's pretty hot there.
00:14:04
Fuck Off
I thought Saturn was hot.
00:14:04
Matt LaRose
I think.
00:14:05
Fuck Off
Doesn't Saturn have two suns?
00:14:06
Matt LaRose
No, sir no, that's Tatooine has two sons.
00:14:07
Fuck Off
so
00:14:12
Matt LaRose
Saturn has rings. I think the frozen planet you're thinking of is Uranus.
00:14:17
Fuck Off
Deb has two suns.
00:14:18
Matt LaRose
Deb has two sons.
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Matt LaRose
and Anyways, Rally Finland, I'll keep you up to date on all the fun stuff.
00:14:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, keep me up updated. That's great.
00:14:28
Matt LaRose
It's a good time. I have a, what's that?
00:14:31
Fuck Off
Is this? Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:14:33
Matt LaRose
I was just going to say I have a fun segment for you this week.
00:14:35
Fuck Off
Oh, what is it?
00:14:37
Matt LaRose
It's, ah it's, we have an agenda.
00:14:37
Fuck Off
Is there an agenda? Do we have an agenda?
00:14:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yes.
00:14:40
Fuck Off
that This is called the Tim Agenda.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
ah We have the summer movie blockbusters that we get to talk about.
00:14:49
Fuck Off
Oh, fuck. I forgot about that already.
00:14:51
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. There's three summer movie blockbusters that I've gone and seen. There sure are, pal.
00:14:55
Fuck Off
There are? What are they?
00:14:58
Matt LaRose
One of them I didn't even tell you about. One of them I couldn't wait for this moment to tell you about.
00:15:00
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:15:03
Fuck Off
I can't wait to hear.
00:15:05
Matt LaRose
You want me to start? I'll tell you what. I'll start with that one.
00:15:07
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
00:15:08
Matt LaRose
Because quite frankly, it was the best out of the three that I have seen. I watched. Well, last night I did a.
00:15:13
Fuck Off
Knowing the other two that you've seen, it's going to be hard to be worse.
00:15:18
Matt LaRose
Last night, i I wish it was a creature, but it wasn't a creature double feature. But I had a double feature last night of ah what I believe and is arguably the greatest comedic movie of all time ever.
00:15:35
Matt LaRose
The greatest Happy Gilmore movie. which then after I watched happy Gilmore and remembered and watched every moment was like, man, this movie is just as good as I remember. It really is the greatest comedy of all time.
00:15:48
Fuck Off
I hope you didn't make the same mistake and watch Happy Gilmore 2 like I did. Yeah,
00:15:52
Matt LaRose
Well, then I followed it up with happy Gilmore too, which upon quick review, where I realized I didn't have to watch the first one because they just flashback every scene you like from the original.
00:16:04
Fuck Off
yeah that's the new thing. john John Wick does that in the ballerina.
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
It's,
00:16:07
Matt LaRose
Oh, really? Yeah, i don't I kind of didn't like that. It was like...
00:16:10
Fuck Off
I actually didn't mind what they did with John Wick because it was the only way to create a real spinoff.
00:16:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:16:16
Fuck Off
ah So the way that they did it was fine. This happy Gilmore shit is just, hey, people, hey, all you libs that support me and always have, all my Jew friends, keep just buying movies for me while we steal it from everyone else. I'll cut you in on this.
00:16:31
Fuck Off
That guy just checked. He's disgusting. He dresses like a fuck. He acts like a fuck. He looks like a fuck. He's not even fucking funny. Just
00:16:40
Matt LaRose
I mean, I didn't think it was that bad.
00:16:42
Fuck Off
horrible.
00:16:43
Matt LaRose
i thought it was pretty. I mean, I almost just said, I thought it was pretty good. It wasn't pretty good. it was yeah It was definitely way too long.
00:16:48
Fuck Off
It was definitely not pretty good.
00:16:51
Matt LaRose
It was like, it it was almost two hours long. I was like, why is this movie so long? And then, uh, like it, they did some shit in it. That was funny, but like, it wasn't that, it wasn't that great of a movie. It was better than what I expected it to be.
00:17:05
Matt LaRose
It wasn't really what I expected it to be. and It's definitely, it was kind of weird to watch because it was like, like it didn't seem like it was happy Gilmore. It seemed like it was Adam Sandler fucking around with his friends, pretending to be happy Gilmore.
00:17:24
Fuck Off
That's what it's a bunch of bullshit.
00:17:26
Matt LaRose
You know, Happy Gilmore is like, that's, I think was great about that movie so much is that like, he just fucking, that was, what was great about his old movies was like that or Billy Madison. Like he just played it like it was fucking, even when he shit on, on Saturday night live, like he played it like it was like, he was the character and now it doesn't seem like now it seems like it's just Adam Sandler, like fucking around with his buddies, like with a Bruins Jersey on it.
00:17:45
Fuck Off
Oh, it's the only character he has.
00:17:53
Fuck Off
It's fucking terrible.
00:17:56
Fuck Off
The kid from ah the kid from um his youngest son in that movie was the kid from Shameless.
00:17:56
Matt LaRose
It was like, uh,
00:18:05
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:18:06
Fuck Off
Yeah. ah Here's how bad Happy Gilmore 2 was.
00:18:12
Fuck Off
Superman was better.
00:18:15
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what Superman was probably, i was thinking happy. Go more was the best one, but Superman probably is the best of the three that I've seen.
00:18:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, and Superman was terrible.
00:18:28
Matt LaRose
I'm so excited to hear about what rich, the dog owner thinks of Superman.
00:18:33
Fuck Off
The best part about that movie was the dog.
00:18:36
Matt LaRose
Actually, I thought the dog was like annoying after a while. I was like, we get it.
00:18:40
Fuck Off
The dog was annoying. It was terrible.
00:18:41
Matt LaRose
We get it. Yeah.
00:18:42
Fuck Off
It was too much. And again, best part of the movie.
00:18:47
Matt LaRose
I kind of liked the green lantern stuff, but that's just me.
00:18:49
Fuck Off
yeah That was stupid, too. What's with the fluffy hair and
00:18:53
Matt LaRose
That's how he always was in the comics, man. It's comic accurate.
00:18:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:18:56
Matt LaRose
Fucking. Guy Gardner. I almost said Hal Jordan. It wasn't correct. And they're going to be making an HBO show for him that's going to be different tone from the start from the Superman movie, the same way that they did Penguin with ah Batman. they're goingnna do it's like ah It's going to be like ah like a Green Lantern space cop show, which I'm stoked for.
00:19:17
Fuck Off
yeah
00:19:20
Fuck Off
Penguin was great. ah They should have just, DC should have stuck with that and put everything away.
00:19:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this is the new James Gunn's going to be helming the DC now. So this was his first for trip foray into it.
00:19:30
Fuck Off
He sucks.
00:19:32
Matt LaRose
um After a while, it was like, it seems like this is just like Guardians of the Galaxy again. Even Corrigan said to me at one point, he's like, this is the exact same scene in the opening as the opening scene in Guardians volume two.
00:19:44
Fuck Off
It's the same shit. It's the same script. It's the same recipe. It's, oh, here's a furry little thing that we can say hi to. Oh, look, here's this little thing. It's growing. Oh, it's cute. It's just dumb. There is no more originality.
00:19:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:57
Fuck Off
And, you know, when I thought about it, I said, all right, what's the only thing they could? He did the only thing that could have made it different than any other Superman. And when I thought about that, I said, OK, this is not bad where he's everyone already knows Superman is there.
00:20:12
Fuck Off
This wasn't an origin story.
00:20:13
Matt LaRose
Right. Right.
00:20:15
Fuck Off
So it's like, OK, he's already been around doing stuff. So now you have to think of it in those terms. So, okay, I get that. That makes it a little different and good, but that's about as original as it got.
00:20:27
Fuck Off
And it sucked. The Lex Luthor wasn't very good. And that guy's a good actor.
00:20:31
Matt LaRose
I like that kid. I like that kid. Yeah.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
Nicholas Holt.
00:20:33
Matt LaRose
I don't, I don't think, but I don't think that that would, that shit was his fault. I think that's just the shitty writing.
00:20:37
Fuck Off
It's not.
00:20:39
Matt LaRose
I think there's a lot of shitty and lazy writing in both that and all three movies that I watched.
00:20:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was.
00:20:44
Matt LaRose
I thought the, the, the writing was shitty and lazy.
00:20:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was the thing. like It wasn't him that was bad. It was the part that they had for him was bad.
00:20:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:53
Fuck Off
He's a fine actor.
00:20:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:54
Fuck Off
He's a very good actor.
00:20:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:56
Fuck Off
But it was the... And it was just how they had it with trying to add comedy in with the drama and the action. It was just, it did not work.
00:21:07
Matt LaRose
I thought, ah yeah, I think... So, not so much Happy Gilmore, because Happy Gilmore is like whatever, but with this one and the next one that we'll talk about, I think that they were they were movies that like...
00:21:24
Matt LaRose
had parts that I really liked, but like they were far outweighed by like, not even like shit where i was like, Oh, like for a while, like it was like, it was like, how woke can you be? And I wasn't really super didn't feel that so much where it was just like,
00:21:40
Matt LaRose
Like for a while, like in this one, when he's like, there's the whole thing with these, like trying to save the baby and they're going in the black hole and they're just fixating on this fucking, it's like, we get that Superman's going to do everything that he can to save everybody. Like we fucking get it.
00:21:54
Matt LaRose
Can we move on from this fucking scene instead of like dragging the shit out? Like they spend all this money on this CGI. Like they're flowing down a fucking, dark matter river. I don't even actually know what the fuck was happening, but it's like, you're spending so much money on the CGI bullshit. Like you could have spent money on CGI, like with like cooler characters, better writing, like whatever. Like it just was fucking stupid. And it was like,
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
It had parts that I really liked. Like I like when he is fucking cooking dinner for fucking Lois Lane and she's giving him shit. Like soon they're going to catch on to you because you only suit. You only interview yourself.
00:22:37
Matt LaRose
Like soon they're going to catch on that. Like you're fucking Superman. Cause she knows. And he says, fine interview me. So she starts grilling him on shit. And it's like, I like, like,
00:22:50
Matt LaRose
like she was annoying me and I would have gotten pissed like he did. And like, he's like, people were going to die. And like, that's, I don't really like Superman. I've never been a big Superman guy, but what i have always liked about Superman is like the conflict and the conflict in him where he's like, I wasn't thinking about world politics.
00:23:10
Matt LaRose
I wasn't thinking about whether fucking somebody was going to fucking be mad about what I did. i saw people were going to die. So I did everything I could to stop it. Like that to me is what I like about Superman the most.
00:23:23
Matt LaRose
And like, so I enjoyed that scene. I enjoyed the scene when after, the whole fucking thing comes out about his parents and he like everybody all of a sudden instantly turns on him in a fucking second.
00:23:36
Matt LaRose
Some dude throws a fucking can of tomatoes at him. Like, it's like, I thought that was bad writing, but he goes into the building to fucking chill for a second. Doesn't fly away. Like he can like goes, just walks away for a minute and then fucking hot girl and green lantern follow him in and green lantern fucking puts the shades on the windows and he fucking,
00:23:59
Matt LaRose
I love it because it's true to the fucking character. Green Lantern gets up in his face and he's like, is that shit fucking real? Because I took a fucking oath as a Green Lantern to protect the universe from shit like that.
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
So is that really who you are? Like, I love that shit because I love, i like the Green Lanterns. Like, I've always thought Green Lantern's cool. And like, for him to be like, basically like i took an oath to protect from that shit is that who really who you are like i like that scene so they had scenes that i liked in it but it was like this movie overall fucking is stupid like it's terrible like this dude's gonna fucking turns his hand into a kryptonite hand and then realizes like oh fucking i'm a bad person i'm gonna now now i can make a neutron fucking star with my it's like come on man this is stupid what do we do
00:24:53
Matt LaRose
I liked the i like the black dude, Mr. Terrific. His jacket was fucking awesome. Said fair play.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, not for me. None of that stuff was for me.
00:25:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you you don't like black people typically, so.
00:25:04
Fuck Off
I love my black people.
00:25:06
Matt LaRose
So that's my thoughts on Superman.
00:25:09
Fuck Off
Yeah, I hated it.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
The third summer block, well.
00:25:13
Fuck Off
And it just shows how great Christopher Reeves was in that role.
00:25:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, what is.
00:25:17
Fuck Off
Even if you go back and watch an old Superman movie now, it's fucking good. Christopher Reeves just had this, I never thought he was very much of anything. until people keep trying to make the same movie he did and they're just unable to.
00:25:31
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:25:31
Fuck Off
And it's got nothing to do with the time and all that. He just, this kid came the closest to trying to get the whole, you know, little comedic burst in, you know, a little one liner with his comedy and the little wink, you know, when you turn, he has that sly sense of humor.
00:25:49
Fuck Off
Um, But again, and and the story, like I said, i don't think it was a story that was terrible because conceptually the story is what was a bit different starting, you know, three years after everyone knows them, the formation of the super friends and the hall of justice.
00:26:08
Fuck Off
And I mean, that stuff was good.
00:26:09
Matt LaRose
What'd you think of that? That was cool. Had a big ol' Hall of Justice on there.
00:26:13
Fuck Off
You know, that stuff was good, but they dropped the ball.
00:26:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:17
Fuck Off
um
00:26:20
Fuck Off
And it was kind of like, to me, it's kind of like all these other movies they're doing now. Even John Wick, like we just started talking about with Ballerina. ah It's just a way to, so and Creed, it's just a way to spin off another franchise.
00:26:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, 100%.
00:26:35
Fuck Off
And that's what they were doing.
00:26:35
Matt LaRose
Even Jurassic Park is the same thing.
00:26:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, they they just keep trying to, oh, look, here are these now.
00:26:37
Matt LaRose
There's a Jurassic Park movie they
00:26:41
Fuck Off
Here's hot girl who just screams. Here's this green lantern guy who's got bad hair and can create guys that flip the finger off. Maybe he does something with Peacemaker. Maybe he does, and that's the same type of comedy.
00:26:54
Matt LaRose
yeah also i mean
00:26:55
Fuck Off
But, um you know, maybe that's what they're setting things up. But this is just a to me, it was a stick pin of putting it in and and moving the needle. But these guys just can't be saved.
00:27:06
Fuck Off
D.C.' 's terrible. And except for the show, the Penguin, they haven't done anything good in probably.
00:27:16
Fuck Off
i mean, honest to God, it's got to be 20
00:27:19
Matt LaRose
i mean I don't... The Christian Bale Batman movies weren't 20 years ago. Or at least the last one wasn't. It was like 13 years ago.
00:27:27
Fuck Off
All right, well, that was the last one.
00:27:29
Matt LaRose
what I liked the last Batman, the Batman movie. The Batman.
00:27:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:33
Matt LaRose
I mean, it wasn't as good as Christian Bale.
00:27:34
Fuck Off
The Penguin. The Penguin was great.
00:27:35
Matt LaRose
It was good. But I agree with you. DC sucks. And honestly, Marvel sucks too. Because Marvel fucking...
00:27:40
Fuck Off
Well, Marvel's too woke now.
00:27:42
Matt LaRose
thunderbolts was fucking dumb and then i went and saw movie number summer blockbuster number three that i saw fantastic four is just fucking like well here's the thing i'll tell you why i did that richie
00:27:52
Fuck Off
I don't know why you did that.
00:27:56
Fuck Off
That movie had no chance of being good ever.
00:28:00
Matt LaRose
right i agree with you number one just like superman i don't really like the fantastic four number two uh The last Fantastic Four movie that came out was fucking terrible. And I went and saw it because that movie had gone through a whole bunch of trouble in production. And I was like, I have to see if this movie is as bad as as ah as it sounds like it's going to be. And i was like, wow, that's got to be the worst movie I've ever seen in my life.
00:28:28
Matt LaRose
And this one was pretty pretty up there with it. I don't think it was the worst Fantastic Four movie, but it was pretty terrible. And ah so I watched it also because number three, ah I watched it for you, pal, because I'm your best friend.
00:28:43
Matt LaRose
So I could tell you all about it and our little in our little podcast that we have.
00:28:45
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah, that's perfect.
00:28:48
Fuck Off
Perfect. Worked out well.
00:28:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So it was not good. It was the worst of the three summer blockbuster movies that I've seen for sure.
00:28:56
Fuck Off
It's amazing how they continue. I don't get how movies don't get to be made and then a movie like this gets three cracks at it.
00:29:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's crazy. And like.
00:29:07
Fuck Off
It's a continuous loss of dollars. Everyone they've ever done, and they keep trying to start it up again.
00:29:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and it's like just like the Superman movie with this one, it's like like I'm not when I go see these like if I go see fucking Captain America, like I'm fucking locked in.
00:29:15
Fuck Off
why
00:29:27
Matt LaRose
Right. When I go see Superman and Fantastic Four, like, I don't like either of these characters. I don't read their comic books. I don't, you know what I mean? Like, I'm going to blow your mind right now. I meant to say this to you a fucking couple minutes ago, but I hit a pothole and forgot.
00:29:41
Matt LaRose
Those fucking Christopher Reeve Superman movies you're talking about, I've never even seen them. Not one fucking time.
00:29:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, sure.
00:29:48
Matt LaRose
I know that that probably shocks you, but like, I'm not, I'm not a Superman guy.
00:29:49
Fuck Off
yeah i'm sure
00:29:52
Matt LaRose
I'm not a fantastic four guy. So it's like, all you have to do is make a decent movie. I'm going in with zero judgment because I don't like these, these characters aren't, I don't read them anyway.
00:30:02
Matt LaRose
So it's like, I'm just going to go in and see if you can make a good movie. And it's like, Marvel used to make awesome fucking movies. DC in the past has made awesome fucking movies. And these guys just can't make good movies anymore. It's fucking unbelievable.
00:30:18
Fuck Off
It's woke culture, man.
00:30:19
Matt LaRose
It's fucking terrible.
00:30:21
Fuck Off
Everyone's afraid to create art.
00:30:23
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you what I did like about this one as the only part that I liked about it is I'm a big Galactus guy. Galactus and the Silver Surfer, which they made the Silver Surfer a woman. ah don't really care.
00:30:34
Matt LaRose
ah But ah I always think it's cool that you fly through space on a surfboard and having actual Galactus be in the movie who's a giant Space guy that devours planets. And then having him like there's a scene where he's like ah walking down like the middle of New York City, like just massive, like taller than all the buildings. It's like a giant kaiju in that.
00:31:00
Matt LaRose
That part was fucking awesome because Galactus is cool. But the movie was gay and terrible.
00:31:06
Fuck Off
I don't know who Galactus is, but they can go suck a dick.
00:31:08
Matt LaRose
He's cool, man. He's the he's the destroyer of worlds.
00:31:12
Fuck Off
I thought that other guy was with the rings.
00:31:15
Matt LaRose
thanos with the gauntlet well galactus consumes or like they basically it's not really spoilers if you know i know anything about fucking fantastic four galactus is coming to earth to devour it and fantastic four have to stop him well that's the basis of every fantastic force
00:31:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, Thanos.
00:31:30
Fuck Off
Oh, no, I didn't know that.
00:31:34
Fuck Off
It's terrible. And as long as you have two women out of four, 50% of your team trying to fight anything, you're going to lose.
00:31:42
Matt LaRose
yeah well it's the power of uh
00:31:45
Fuck Off
Love.
00:31:46
Matt LaRose
power of women, ah motherhood, and family that stopped Galactus in this movie. so
00:31:52
Fuck Off
Yeah. Well, the only power they have is that they have a vagina and it can produce children from their brothers. Yeah.
00:32:00
Matt LaRose
Right. So that was the big thing. was that I mean, I guess spoilers a little bit. I'm sorry if you haven't seen Fantastic Four, but she's...
00:32:08
Fuck Off
And I'm sorry if you have. Who
00:32:10
Matt LaRose
So yeah, Sue Storm is pregnant, and they the silver...
00:32:14
Fuck Off
knocked her up, her brother?
00:32:16
Matt LaRose
ah no Reed Richards Pedro Pascal shot a load in there I mean not in fantastic well and I mean Reed Richards to me is gay but not in the not in this ah
00:32:19
Fuck Off
Isn't he gay? her sister was a Silver Surfer?
00:32:29
Matt LaRose
no the silver surfers from another planet she so she became the silver surfer so the Galactus would spare her planet because she has a daughter that lives on her own planet so no their brother sister
00:32:39
Fuck Off
But in the original one, Sue Storm and Johnny Storm. Yeah, a brother sister.
00:32:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, she's not fucking.
00:32:46
Fuck Off
Was there a John?
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
but
00:32:47
Fuck Off
There was no Johnny Storm, though, right?
00:32:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, he's in it. She's her sister. He's in it. and And her brother. ah so But Reed Richards knocks her up. She's pregnant. Silver Surfer comes down and says, hey, I'm letting you know.
00:33:02
Matt LaRose
Galactus is coming. He's going to eat your planet. There's nothing.
00:33:05
Fuck Off
Didn't Johnny Storm turn into the Silver Surfer?
00:33:08
Matt LaRose
No.
00:33:09
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:33:09
Matt LaRose
you know is He was always like trying to catch him and race him and shit.
00:33:10
Fuck Off
Mm.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
Comes down, says, Galactus going eat your planet. There's nothing you can do to stop it. Hug your family. Tell them you love them. This is what's going to happen. They're like, we can't do that. They attract a silver surfer to Galactus. Galactus says, I'm going to eat your planet. But then Galactus uses his fucking x-ray vision, sees that Sue Storm is pregnant. And he's like, ah he's like I'm going to make a deal with you. i want your son.
00:33:37
Matt LaRose
So if you give me your kid, I'll spare your planet.
00:33:40
Fuck Off
That's a good deal.
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
And she's like, I'll never give up my son for you.
00:33:44
Fuck Off
She's so selfish to save the whole planet.
00:33:44
Matt LaRose
And then the whole planet just has to give up her baby.
00:33:48
Fuck Off
And she wouldn't give up her kid.
00:33:49
Matt LaRose
Wouldn't do it.
00:33:50
Fuck Off
Fucking chicks.
00:33:52
Matt LaRose
So that's how it all goes down.
00:33:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I believe it. It sounds very familiar.
00:33:56
Matt LaRose
You know? And then, like, you know, she comes back to Earth, and people are like, are you making the right decision? And then she goes out and confronts all the people out in front of the Baxter building, which is basically the thing.
00:34:06
Fuck Off
So they killed her and ripped her baby out of her?
00:34:08
Matt LaRose
No, she was all like, no, it's after she has the baby. Because once she starts to... Immediately when she starts to escape Galactus, she goes into and labor. So they the son.
00:34:17
Fuck Off
So hold on. So Sue Storm is the invisible woman.
00:34:22
Matt LaRose
Yes.
00:34:23
Fuck Off
And then Johnny Storm is the fireball.
00:34:26
Matt LaRose
The Human Torch.
00:34:28
Fuck Off
Human torch.
00:34:29
Matt LaRose
That's her brother.
00:34:30
Fuck Off
And then the thing and then the guy.
00:34:32
Matt LaRose
The thing is Ben Grimm.
00:34:33
Fuck Off
So it's really the Fantastic Five with the silver surfer.
00:34:36
Matt LaRose
No, the Silver Surfer's... Not on the team.
00:34:40
Fuck Off
He seems to be on the team.
00:34:41
Matt LaRose
No, the Silver Surfer is against... Well... Spoilers. Silver Surfer pushes Galactus into a black hole at the last second saves the day.
00:34:51
Fuck Off
So he's a good guy.
00:34:52
Matt LaRose
um not Well, at the end of the movie.
00:34:53
Fuck Off
So it's the fantastic five.
00:34:55
Matt LaRose
Well, they start calling them the Fantastic Five when the baby's born. they're like, we don't know if we like this or not.
00:35:00
Fuck Off
So it's the fantastic six.
00:35:02
Matt LaRose
It's pretty terrible.
00:35:03
Fuck Off
What does the baby do?
00:35:03
Matt LaRose
There's nothing...
00:35:04
Fuck Off
Can the baby stretch like their dad, like jerk himself off?
00:35:06
Matt LaRose
So the baby ends up becoming, I think his name is Benjamin Reed or something like that. And like, again, he's another like all, pay I think, In the comics, he's like an all-powerful fucking basically God kind of guy, which is lame if they do that again. Another overpowered superhero.
00:35:27
Matt LaRose
But think what they're going to do is i believe he's a mutant. So I think that that's how they're going to bring in the X-Men is off mutants or something. I don't fucking I don't know what they're doing anymore.
00:35:39
Fuck Off
The X-Men can't even save this series.
00:35:39
Matt LaRose
It's fucking terrible.
00:35:40
Fuck Off
They haven't had a good X-Men in forever.
00:35:41
Matt LaRose
and then And then they came out and said that Kevin Feige came out and said that he said a bunch of things that are so dumb. Number one, he said after they get to like these final Avengers movies that all these are leading up to.
00:35:55
Matt LaRose
It's all going to be a big fucking reset and they're not going to be doing all this fucking bullshit anymore. They're just going to make movies, ah which is good because it's like, they're like, oh, we're going to have to recast characters. It's like, you can recast characters now. It doesn't matter. Like you, not everything has to be interconnected when you're reading comic books.
00:36:14
Matt LaRose
Not every fucking comic book is interconnected. Sometimes fucking characters show up in different fucking comics and they're drawn differently. They speak different, like, You don't have to have the same people. You can just make fucking movies with the characters you have. It's the same thing with fucking Star Wars.
00:36:29
Matt LaRose
It's fucking ridiculous. Just make good movies. They don't all have to be.
00:36:32
Fuck Off
They can't. You don't understand.
00:36:33
Matt LaRose
It's fucking terrible.
00:36:34
Fuck Off
They can't. And we talked about this before. The reason why the Marvel movies were so great when they came out, what is X-Men? Is that Marvel?
00:36:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was Fox before that.
00:36:43
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:36:44
Matt LaRose
It was the ones that you're talking about were Fox.
00:36:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. X-Men fucking rule and and Spider-Man rules. But the reason why the X-Men movies and all that stuff was good when everything came out is because it was new, fresh quote-unquote old writing.
00:37:00
Fuck Off
It wasn't anything that people were writing. They were just taking things from the comic book and making movies out of them finally.
00:37:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:06
Fuck Off
And then that gave a new spin on entertainment that the world hadn't had before. So fast forward now 20 years later, And that fucking market is watered down and saturated.
00:37:19
Fuck Off
Nobody gives a fuck about the Fantastic Four or the Thunderbolts or whatever they are or and all this other shit.
00:37:20
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:37:27
Fuck Off
It's played out. All the writing and the good stories have been taken. And the comic book genre will eventually fade away and dive into
The Future of Film Genres
00:37:38
Fuck Off
something. I think we're getting back into either Westerns or war movies. I'm not sure right now. but And horror movies are picking up too.
00:37:44
Fuck Off
so
00:37:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, horror movies are going crazy.
00:37:46
Fuck Off
We're starting to get back into that stuff. But again, the writing there is not going to be good either because they're just remaking all this old shit because no one has any original fucking thoughts.
00:37:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:57
Matt LaRose
It's pretty wild, man. Like when I was watching both of these movies, I'm like, it's like you could just like, how do you just not make a good fucking movie out of this shit? Like it's crazy.
00:38:08
Matt LaRose
So anyways.
00:38:08
Fuck Off
Because they're trying to please people. You can't make art while trying to please people, and that's the problem.
00:38:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's true. ah That's what I said to my boy G. I was like, there're i was like they're just trying to like, they every fucking movie, they got to cover every single base.
00:38:22
Matt LaRose
They got to make sure that nobody gets offended. They got to make sure that fucking...
00:38:24
Fuck Off
There's a Chinese girlfriend with a black cousin and a fucking Jewish father and two lesbians and a cisgender.
00:38:29
Matt LaRose
Everybody's got to be going to fucking... It's like, checkbox, checkbox, checkbox, checkbox. It's fucking brutal. it's fucking brutal
00:38:36
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's enough. Enough is enough. It's killing art. It's killed art.
00:38:42
Matt LaRose
ready Ready for some, uh, the summer movie blockbuster quick takes. Ooh, they're so, uh, uh, oh, they're so quick or hot takes you. They're so hot.
00:38:53
Fuck Off
All right.
00:38:53
Matt LaRose
We're going to go through, uh, I saw a bunch of trailers, so I made note of the trailers that I watched and I wanted to see what you thought of them.
00:39:02
Fuck Off
This should be fun.
00:39:03
Matt LaRose
Number one, Tron. Okay.
00:39:08
Fuck Off
Here's the thing. I was all geared up to see Tron for a minute. The last one wasn't great. The first one was awesome.
00:39:18
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:39:19
Fuck Off
i I'm going to go see this because I like Jared Leto, but the problem with Jared Leto now is that Jared Leto just shows up and plays Jared Leto.
00:39:28
Matt LaRose
yeah i agree agree he is unbelievable when he started himself to play a tranny
00:39:30
Fuck Off
So i think I think he got a little bit full of himself with his method acting, and he realized he's just himself. And other than starving himself to play a tranny, he's just Jared Leto.
00:39:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, he was a great, he he was a great actor. Maybe he still can be, I don't know.
00:39:51
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:39:52
Fuck Off
But The last couple little things he's done haven't been super great. He just keeps playing himself. And even in this one, he's got the same hairdo. like Looks like he just got off the tour bus.
00:40:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he literally just literally looks like... chip Right, this is how I felt when I was watching Adam Sandler. It's like, I'm just watching Adam... Or when I was watching Happy Gilmore.
00:40:11
Matt LaRose
It's like, I'm not watching Happy Gilmore, I'm watching Adam Sandler.
00:40:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's all he does.
00:40:14
Matt LaRose
And watching it and like when you see Jared Leto pop up, like, Tron looks fucking awesome. And then it's like, oh, Jared Leto's here. You know?
00:40:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, at least make Jared Leto look good.
00:40:22
Matt LaRose
It's weird.
00:40:24
Fuck Off
So I don't know. I mean, I think he can make or break the thing too.
00:40:28
Matt LaRose
Let me tell you two things about Tron.
00:40:28
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
00:40:31
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:40:31
Matt LaRose
Number one, entire soundtrack, Nine Inch Nails.
00:40:35
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, the last one was, ah was what do you call him?
00:40:36
Matt LaRose
Awesome. Big Mark's going to have that on vinyl the second that they fucking drop that shit.
00:40:48
Matt LaRose
Wasn't it like, ah weren't they the, not Daft Punk.
00:40:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, DaV Punk.
00:40:51
Matt LaRose
Was it Daft Punk? Yeah.
00:40:52
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:53
Matt LaRose
Number two, ah
00:40:58
Matt LaRose
the visuals, the light cycles, all the crazy shit going on. We should take a little bit of mushrooms before we go see that movie with this, with the soundtrack, with the visuals, we should take some mushrooms and get seats in the center of the theater and just fucking be like, Oh, that would be awesome.
00:41:07
Fuck Off
yeah
00:41:19
Fuck Off
Well, did that for Superman it didn't help. So maybe I'll try it for Tron.
Exciting Upcoming Movies: Tron, The Smashing Machine, and More
00:41:23
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:41:28
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
00:41:29
Matt LaRose
Now, usually hit me with a next. I was just waiting for the next.
00:41:31
Fuck Off
I didn't know if we were done.
00:41:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, well, if you're done with Tron, I saw this trailer.
00:41:34
Fuck Off
I'm done with Tron.
00:41:37
Matt LaRose
I had seen it before, but I finally saw it on the big screen and I send a gigantic picture of a gigantic poster of the Regal Bellingham, the smashing machine.
00:41:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm psyched for this.
00:41:50
Matt LaRose
I cannot wait. This is like.
00:41:53
Fuck Off
And here's the problem. I hate The Rock now. i used to love The Rock.
00:41:57
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:41:58
Fuck Off
But The Rock got too fucking whited out.
00:42:01
Matt LaRose
it's weird because like when I'm watching the trailer, I'm like the whole time, I'm like, I know this is the rock. It sounds like the rock, but it's, but I got to tell you, man, if this, if he fucking acts half as good through this whole movie as he does in the trailer, it's fucking, this movie might be fucking unbelievable.
00:42:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think so. I can't wait.
00:42:19
Matt LaRose
And we always talk about how like movies suck now and there's no original shit. And like, I think if they fucking nail this movie, like, This movie can win like Academy Awards.
00:42:31
Matt LaRose
Like you sure would, pal.
00:42:31
Fuck Off
I would win an Academy Award for it.
00:42:34
Matt LaRose
So the Smashing Machine, I'm hyped for that one.
00:42:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, I can't wait. October, right?
00:42:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, October.
00:42:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll be there. Next.
00:42:42
Matt LaRose
One battle after another. This is a movie with starring Leonardo DiCaprio. And it's like ah he's like a former
00:42:54
Matt LaRose
like ah
00:42:58
Matt LaRose
I'm pulling it up now because I had to look it up to see what it was about, but it's pretty good.
00:43:05
Fuck Off
Well, Leonardo DiCaprio is great, so I'll end up seeing it.
00:43:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:09
Fuck Off
Whether I see it in the theater or not, that's the question.
00:43:11
Matt LaRose
One battle after when their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own daughter. So he seems like when the trailer starts, he seems like kind of a bumbling, doddering Yeah.
00:43:27
Matt LaRose
dad kind of guy, but then it turns out he's like some badass fucking
00:43:31
Fuck Off
I like that. Like taken, like Liam Neeson. See, not even original.
00:43:34
Matt LaRose
hmm hmm but Leonardo DiCaprio is awesome next you have the movie, this is what I'm excited about, it's this fucking well let me go, that was on the list so what did you think about that one, because I saw the trailer for that too mm-hmm you think
00:43:36
Fuck Off
It's already been done. Next.
00:43:44
Fuck Off
Speaking of Liam Neeson, naked gun.
00:43:52
Fuck Off
Irritates the piss out of me. Again, no more originality. Are you fucking kidding me? The only good thing that came out of this movie was Liam Neeson gets to bang Pamela Anderson, it looks like. They're like an item now.
00:44:05
Matt LaRose
I'm dying. sorry I had to sneeze.
00:44:06
Fuck Off
Fucking terrible. Bullshit. Ridiculous. No more originality. Next.
00:44:12
Matt LaRose
This one I'm excited for, and and we talked about the return resurgence of horror movies. This movie's called Weapons. Did you see this trailer?
00:44:20
Fuck Off
Weapons? No.
00:44:21
Matt LaRose
This has Josh Brolin in it. um It ah looks fucking crazy. like All these kids disappear at the same time all in one night. And then they go to, when all but one child from the same class mysteriously vanished on the same night at the exact same time, a community is left questioning who or what is behind its disappearance.
00:44:44
Matt LaRose
It says it's a psychological horror, horror, and mystery.
00:44:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:44:48
Matt LaRose
starring Starring Julia Garner, Josh Brolin, Alden Eidrich. It's going to be awesome.
00:44:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'll wait for it on HBO.
00:44:58
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:45:04
Fuck Off
Next.
00:45:05
Matt LaRose
This is the last one that I saw ah and the last one I have listed.
00:45:07
Fuck Off
Thank God.
00:45:09
Matt LaRose
I've never seen any of these movies before, but this is, I believe, the third one. It's called Avatar.
00:45:16
Fuck Off
No, I'm not even talking about this. So I watched a couple of movies. It was called, I sent something to the Aqualad himself to see if he had ever watched.
00:45:31
Fuck Off
I can't remember the name of it, but. It was a Jap. I've been on this Japanese fucking kick. Killer paradox was one of them that I saw. I watched the 36 chambers of the Shaolin, of course.
00:45:43
Matt LaRose
I saw that that was on my HBO the other day and I was like, oh shit.
00:45:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, I was like, I'm definitely watching this. ah And it's awesome. Of course. Fucking great. um What else did I see?
00:45:58
Fuck Off
I saw Ballerina. I saw The Assassin, which was a Japanese film. A lot of Hitman stuff.
00:46:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. lot of Asian and hitman shit.
00:46:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, 400. It was called Crazy Samurai. 400 against one.
00:46:12
Matt LaRose
Oh, I think I saw that on my... ah
00:46:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's awesome. There's just a lot of death. That's
00:46:19
Matt LaRose
That's cool.
00:46:21
Fuck Off
all I got.
00:46:23
Matt LaRose
ah This past Sunday, and at this point now this is two Sundays ago because we didn't record last week, I was bored and lazy. I spent a lot of time doom scrolling on the apps.
00:46:34
Matt LaRose
Netflix, Prime, Disney Plus, and HBO Max.
00:46:37
Fuck Off
Too many. Too many of them.
00:46:39
Matt LaRose
No questions. I didn't really know what I wanted to watch. I just knew whatever it was, I would probably only be half paying attention to it. so i figured i So I figured I'd pick a shitty movie.
00:46:51
Matt LaRose
And well, boys, HBO Max delivered.
00:46:55
Matt LaRose
The Great Wall is a 2016... The Great Wall a 2016...
00:46:57
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:47:00
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:47:04
Matt LaRose
ah the great wall is a twenty six
00:47:05
Fuck Off
I love Matt Damon too, but God, this was fucking terrible.
00:47:09
Matt LaRose
I've never seen this movie. This may shock you.
00:47:11
Fuck Off
Oh.
00:47:12
Matt LaRose
The Great Wall is a 2016 fantasy martial arts thing starring Matt Damon, Pedro Pascal, Willem Dafoe, and Tuan Jing.
00:47:24
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you, coming right out the gate, just they are naming those four starring actors, like seems like it's going to be probably a pretty fucking awesome movie.
00:47:31
Fuck Off
You'd think it would be great.
00:47:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, they dropped the ball here.
00:47:36
Matt LaRose
Matt Damon, sorry, excuse me. It's actually written so that I have to say this every time. Matt Damon and Pedro Pascal are European mercenaries traveling to China to try and trade for a new weapon, black powder.
00:47:50
Matt LaRose
Ever heard of it?
00:47:51
Fuck Off
Black gold.
00:47:52
Matt LaRose
While being chased by what I can only assume are goddamn Mongolians, they run into the Great Wall. Again, this honestly sounds like it's a fucking awesome movie.
00:48:03
Fuck Off
It should be awesome.
00:48:04
Matt LaRose
They are captured by the Chinese army manning the wall, waiting for an attack, not by goddamn Mongolians, but by a horde of monsters. All right, that took me for a left turn there. I wasn't expecting that.
00:48:17
Fuck Off
That's the problem.
00:48:20
Matt LaRose
Willem Dafoe has been there for 25 years, as he was also caught while making a trip to trade for black powder. He thinks he can use Damon and Pascal to help him steal black powder and escape.
00:48:33
Matt LaRose
the smoking hot commander of the female regiment of the wall diving soldiers, Tian Jing may or may not trust these dirty Westerners.
00:48:42
Fuck Off
Dirty motherfuckers.
00:48:45
Matt LaRose
This is a shitty movie.
00:48:46
Fuck Off
You'll get fingers out of pussy! You'll get fingers out of pussy!
00:48:52
Matt LaRose
This is a shitty movie. The snow.
00:48:53
Fuck Off
Tip. You give me tip A? Tip A. Okay. Put finger in pussy.
00:49:00
Matt LaRose
This story is meh, the CGI sucks, and the martial arts are mediocre. But there were a couple of fun scenes in some inventive battles along the wall. That's it.
00:49:11
Matt LaRose
Watch it or don't. It's free on the HBO Max app, and for some reason, currently in the top ten movies. There must be a b lot of bored motherfuckers out there like me.
00:49:22
Fuck Off
No, you want to know why? i read an article about it, actually. It's because Pedro Pascal is Hollywood's darling right now. And he was in that. they're saying these are movies that didn't get their due.
00:49:34
Fuck Off
ah The problem is this, in fact, did.
00:49:37
Matt LaRose
And it was fucking terrible.
00:49:38
Fuck Off
It's just not good. It could have been really good. But you want to know what it's like, in my opinion? It's like that stupid show all you people like with the wall and the snow walker.
00:49:47
Matt LaRose
Oh, Game of Thrones.
00:49:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, ah it's just like that.
00:49:51
Matt LaRose
I feel like I would enjoy that.
00:49:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, you probably would. You'd love it.
00:49:55
Matt LaRose
Uh, the,
00:49:55
Fuck Off
You know what to watch instead? Go watch fucking Tom Cruise and The Last Samurai.
00:50:00
Matt LaRose
I was funny when I was reading that, i was like, is this the same thing as the last Samurai?
00:50:00
Fuck Off
That's the movie that'll fucking blow your cock off.
00:50:05
Fuck Off
So good.
Documentaries and UFC Recaps
00:50:07
Matt LaRose
The Aqualad says, I also watched the documentary Jaws at 50, a retrospective about the making of Jaws. It's great and available on Disney+. plus
00:50:16
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:50:17
Matt LaRose
Fun fact, I forgot to mention this last episode when we were talking about vacation and shit. You asked what we watched for movies. I forgot to mention that on 4th of July, while we were smoking brisket, we watched my favorite 4th of July movie of all time, Jaws.
00:50:33
Fuck Off
Born on the 4th of July.
00:50:35
Matt LaRose
Jaws is the greatest 4th July.
00:50:35
Fuck Off
oh i was smoking a blunt on the 4th of July.
00:50:40
Matt LaRose
You were born on the 4th of July. Mm-hmm-hmm.
00:50:41
Fuck Off
No doubt.
00:50:46
Fuck Off
um Yeah, well, you know, movies suck.
00:50:50
Matt LaRose
Movies fucking suck.
00:50:54
Matt LaRose
we gotta ah We're going to do some quick hits because we've had a couple of fights he go down since we've been since we last recorded. It's been two weeks, Richie. Two weeks.
00:51:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think I knew that.
00:51:04
Matt LaRose
we are We are fucking full summer mode, all of us. I've been going to fucking heavy metal concerts on Tuesday nights. Fucking...
00:51:16
Matt LaRose
going to movies. We've been summering it up. So ah two weeks ago, we had UFC 318, which had a bunch of great fights on it, taking place in Louisiana.
00:51:29
Fuck Off
Before you jump to that while we're on movies, got a hot take.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, hit me.
00:51:36
Fuck Off
The Adventures of Cliff Booth, the sequel to Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, scripted by Quentin Tarantino and directed by David Fincher, is starting to pick up steam where Brad fit brad Pitt will follow ah in his footsteps and become Hollywood's fixer.
00:52:02
Matt LaRose
I have to watch once a time upon a time in Mexico again. Cause that movie is fucking awesome. mean in Hollywood again, cause that movie is fucking awesome.
00:52:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:52:09
Matt LaRose
Is that a show that they're making or another movie?
00:52:11
Fuck Off
It's a movie.
00:52:12
Matt LaRose
It's a movie. Cool. I'll definitely go see that.
00:52:14
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:52:16
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:52:16
Fuck Off
It's not going to count as Tarantino's last movie.
00:52:19
Matt LaRose
No, nor should it.
00:52:21
Fuck Off
No. Anyway.
00:52:24
Matt LaRose
Uh, we had mama savs, baby boy lost the, uh, unanimous decision to Brandon Allen.
00:52:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, he also lost his baby brother. I don't know if that had anything to do with it or not, but. he' His brother died in a fire.
00:52:39
Matt LaRose
Oof. In Italy, right? In Italy?
00:52:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
In the homeland? It's a tough way to go.
00:52:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, and you know what? He fought a lot better than he did the last time, but just didn't come out with the dub.
00:52:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's a wicked game we play. ah Michael Johnson beat young up-and-comer Daniel Zellehoever. Proven he's still got it, man.
00:53:00
Fuck Off
It's fucking awful. It's like these movies we're talking about.
00:53:01
Matt LaRose
This he just
00:53:03
Fuck Off
It's old and played on. It shows how terrible some of these new fighters are.
00:53:07
Matt LaRose
That's true. Hey, be a gatekeeper. Make some fucking money, man.
00:53:10
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:53:11
Matt LaRose
Patricio Pitbull defeated Dan 50K EG via three round decision.
00:53:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, I saw that fight. I wasn't impressed with them either. I think that Ige had a legit chance of winning that fight.
00:53:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Pitbull seems very tentative when he fights. He doesn't let his shit go.
00:53:25
Fuck Off
He's a lot older than... He should have been brought in 10 years ago.
00:53:29
Matt LaRose
True. I agree. a lot of pressure too.
00:53:31
Fuck Off
yeah
00:53:32
Matt LaRose
ah You had Daniel D. Rod Rodriguez getting a three-round decision over Kevin Holland. Basically beat the fuck out of Kevin Holland for three-round.
00:53:39
Fuck Off
He beat the brakes off of Kevin Holland and D-Rod's like legit. That guy can fucking scrap.
00:53:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, D.
00:53:44
Fuck Off
And this was a good test for him because of Kevin Holland on the ground.
00:53:44
Matt LaRose
Rod's pretty badass.
00:53:48
Fuck Off
And D-Rod's just fucking tough. he can He's like a Glover Teixeira where he can just kind of walk through shit and and fight. He's a fucking fighter. He's good.
00:53:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's awesome. Go him. i'm and I'm into this dude. He's great. Terrible tattoos. I approve of it.
00:54:06
Fuck Off
ah Terrible.
00:54:07
Matt LaRose
Paulo Costa. I fell asleep here. Paulo Costa defeated Roman Kriplov in the co-main event via three-round decision.
00:54:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, Apollo Costa fights. The only thing that's somewhat decent about him is his fucking Instagram game.
00:54:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah, his Twitter game is awesome. Other than that, I don't care.
00:54:27
Matt LaRose
In your reigning defending BMF champ, Max Holloway defeated Dustin Poirier via five-round decision. And what was Dustin Poirier's final foray in the and the case?
00:54:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, what a fight.
00:54:40
Fuck Off
Great fight. I mean, just because Poirier was in there, they they both gave and and took. But, yeah, Max is really just a better fighter.
00:54:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Sucks to see Dustin Poirier go, but honestly, it's a pretty good way to go out. So, fucking...
00:54:57
Fuck Off
Hey, went out on his terms, so we'll be seeing him in two years.
00:54:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i hope he'll be back in two years. Everybody's like, he's not done fighting.
00:55:03
Fuck Off
No, no way.
00:55:03
Matt LaRose
He's definitely not done fighting.
00:55:04
Fuck Off
As soon as he gets divorced and he's going to need money, he's going to get back in. Don't worry, he'll be back.
00:55:09
Matt LaRose
I put my ah matchmaker cap on real quick. What do you do with Max Holloway next? Because I know what you do with him.
00:55:17
Fuck Off
Who's the... ah
00:55:19
Matt LaRose
Ilya Teporia.
00:55:21
Fuck Off
That'd be a good fight.
00:55:22
Matt LaRose
Well, he already knocked Max out.
00:55:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, but Ilya's fighting...
00:55:27
Matt LaRose
When
00:55:28
Fuck Off
What's his name, right?
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
Ilya is, I don't think he has anybody right now because he's going to
00:55:33
Fuck Off
and but he wants to win he wants to beat the win He wants to fight. What's his name?
00:55:37
Matt LaRose
Islam and yeah.
00:55:38
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:55:39
Matt LaRose
So I think he doesn't have a fight right now.
00:55:42
Fuck Off
Well, if that's the case, you got to have Max fight someone for the belt.
00:55:42
Matt LaRose
I think he's with
00:55:46
Matt LaRose
You have Max fight Charles Dubronks.
00:55:46
Fuck Off
for
00:55:51
Matt LaRose
That's what you do.
00:55:54
Fuck Off
I'm fine with that. And then whoever's out is out.
00:55:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that would be an awesome fight.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
I think Max would probably beat Dubronks.
00:56:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, probably.
00:56:05
Matt LaRose
But it would be a great fight. And then last weekend, we had the it was the UFC on like ABC and shit. It was pretty crazy.
00:56:15
Fuck Off
These fights were great.
00:56:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, this was the fights in Abu Dhabi. So the first fight of the night at heavyweight, Martin Boudet beat the fuck out of Marcus Buchecha making his UFC debut. Jiu-Jitsu heavyweight legend Marcus Buchecha.
00:56:28
Fuck Off
Legend. But if you recall, we did go through these picks, and I did not pick Puchesha.
00:56:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he didn't do too good.
00:56:38
Fuck Off
No, he's he's not a fighter.
00:56:41
Matt LaRose
This dude, Steven Nguyen, knocked out Muhammad Yaha in the second round. Or he didn't knock him out. They stopped it the second round. He beat the fuck out of this guy.
00:56:49
Fuck Off
No, they stopped it at the end of the second round.
00:56:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he beat when is his eye was this big.
00:56:53
Fuck Off
On the stool. This kid is fucking great.
00:56:57
Matt LaRose
It was the size of a softball.
00:56:58
Fuck Off
He knocked him down. Didn't he knock him down like seven times?
00:57:01
Matt LaRose
like so Yeah, and like the ref the ref just wanted this dude to die. like He should have stuck.
00:57:05
Fuck Off
I can't believe Herzog didn't stop this fight.
00:57:07
Matt LaRose
I know. He wanted to let this dude die, man.
00:57:10
Fuck Off
I think it was because they were in the UAE and he didn't want to die.
00:57:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. So...
00:57:15
Fuck Off
But I'm glad he let it go. i mean, it turned out, it was a great fight.
00:57:18
Matt LaRose
they They ultimately had to save this... That's when you had to save a fighter from himself, because that dude would have just kept going out and taking the people.
00:57:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, and Herzog wasn't going to stop him from coming off the stool.
00:57:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:27
Fuck Off
He was like, go ahead.
00:57:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's like, I'm getting paid the same either way. Fuck face.
00:57:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:57:33
Matt LaRose
ah You had my girl, Tabitha, the baby shark, Richie, TKO Amanda Rebos in the second round with a fucking tomahawk elbow right on the fucking orbital of her eye, right up against the fence.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
Oh, shit.
00:57:47
Fuck Off
Sweet elbow. Fucking crippled her, put her on the ground, and punched her out. I love this chick's ass.
00:57:51
Matt LaRose
She, yeah, that's awesome. She had a tough first round. went into her corner in between the first and second round, and her corner said, you need to elbow her when she's up against the fence.
00:58:03
Matt LaRose
And she said, okay, I'll do that. They said, put her up against the fence and elbow her.
00:58:05
Fuck Off
And she did it.
00:58:06
Matt LaRose
And that was after losing the first round, listened to her corner, went in, put her up against the fence, tomahawk elbow, dropped her on the ground, beat the fuck out of her. This chick's fucking good, man. She keeps getting better.
00:58:18
Fuck Off
I like her. And I would eat her pussy.
00:58:23
Matt LaRose
From the back,
00:58:24
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:33
Fuck Off
Oh, we're still going?
00:58:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:35
Fuck Off
What's next?
00:58:36
Matt LaRose
ah You had your boy Davey Grant defeating your other boy Damone Blackshear in a three-round decision.
00:58:43
Fuck Off
Damone! Damone got...
00:58:44
Matt LaRose
Damone.
00:58:44
Fuck Off
He got fucking blasted in this fight.
00:58:46
Matt LaRose
he beat the He got the jujitsu fucked out of him, man.
00:58:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
And who's after that?
00:58:54
Matt LaRose
ah Jesus Christ's own Bryce Mitchell defeated Saeed Nurmagomedov, beat the fuck out of him for three rounds and won unanimous decision.
00:58:59
Fuck Off
All right.
00:59:05
Fuck Off
He did. He did. he yeah
00:59:07
Matt LaRose
I thought for sure that he was about to get Durka Durkan. i thought I thought Dana White, I thought after the whole Hitler was a very nice man thing, I thought that Dana White, he had him get his ass kicked the last time he fought, and then I figured he's going to send this kid over to fucking Saudi Arabia, and he's going to And, yeah.
00:59:10
Fuck Off
Me too. This kid's just not good.
00:59:26
Fuck Off
I think he thought he was going to get his ass kicked. Nerga Medoff is not good.
00:59:32
Matt LaRose
And then in in the land of Muslim, he hit him with a fucking JC Bible verse at the end of his flight, man.
00:59:38
Fuck Off
Loved it.
00:59:39
Matt LaRose
I was like, this kid's definitely going to get stoned to death and not make it back to America alive.
00:59:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's hes he's hating on everyone. It's great.
00:59:46
Matt LaRose
He really is. He, uh, they got this big thing when, uh, Islam told DC, it's like a running joke. Islam told DC, send your son to Dagestan for two to three years and forget about him and we'll, and we'll make them the best.
00:59:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's...
01:00:01
Matt LaRose
And then I asked, so that's been like a running joke for like the last year. And then, uh, they asked fucking Bryce Mitchell about this dude's wrestling. And he said, send him to Arkansas two, three years and forget.
01:00:14
Matt LaRose
It's like, damn, this kid's funny.
01:00:21
Fuck Off
Who's next?
01:00:22
Matt LaRose
You got Bogdan Gustav defeated Nikita Krylov.
01:00:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't like Krylov. Whatever.
01:00:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he sucks. ah Big one next when you're ready.
01:00:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm ready.
01:00:35
Matt LaRose
Your boy Shara Bullet Magomedov defeated Mark Andre Bario via three round decision.
01:00:41
Fuck Off
What a great fight.
01:00:42
Matt LaRose
With a fucking smashed in nose and one eye, he beat up a Canadian.
01:00:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, I hate Canadians.
01:00:48
Matt LaRose
As far as Canadians go, this Marc-Andre Barial, dude, he's a big fucking middleweight, and he's a good fucking fighter, man.
01:00:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's tough. but he Bullet had all he could do in that fight.
01:00:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, and he even fucking clipped bullet a couple times. I mean, he smashed his fucking nose, but also dropped him a couple times.
01:01:03
Fuck Off
But Bullet cut the fuck out of him, too.
01:01:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was a great fight.
01:01:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, Bullet, he's good.
01:01:08
Matt LaRose
They love this guy. He's a fucking fan favorite.
01:01:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, he loves to fight.
01:01:13
Matt LaRose
They'll never let him fight in anywhere other than the Middle East because no other commission will ever let that guy fight.
01:01:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's he's great.
01:01:22
Fuck Off
And then that was the co-main.
01:01:23
Matt LaRose
That was the, no, co-main was Piotr Yan defeating Marcus McGee via three round decision.
01:01:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, saw that. Jan's good.
01:01:31
Matt LaRose
Yan's good. He said, I want to fight Marab next. And Marab said, once i he said, I already have a fight lined up after I fight that fight. If I'm still the champion, I'll, I'll fight you.
01:01:43
Fuck Off
That's not a good fight for Piotr.
01:01:44
Matt LaRose
No, it wasn't the first time either.
01:01:47
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:01:48
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening, you had Rainier DeRitter defeating Bobby Knuckles Robert Whitaker via five round decision.
01:01:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:01:59
Matt LaRose
That was a good fight.
01:02:00
Fuck Off
It was a good fight. I can't figure out either one of these guys. The Ritter's pretty good. And Bobby Knuckles is just... He's where he was three fights ago when I thought he was done.
01:02:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:14
Fuck Off
I don't know. He's up and down. He's old. So you can see age kind of... um I think it's an age thing. it's not that It's not that he's not good because he's tight. He's good. He's just... He's older now, and I think he's...
01:02:29
Fuck Off
If he's not going to knock people out, he's going to lose a lot of decisions at this point.
01:02:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's like ah it's like you see it with fighters when they hit a certain age and it's like they're still awesome fighters. they're still They still bring it every time, but you can just see that they're like a half a step slower than they used to be.
01:02:50
Fuck Off
Well, and he he gets tired now.
01:02:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:52
Fuck Off
He never got tired. Although DeRitter did a great job of going to the body. He beat the Christ out of his body the whole time too.
01:02:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, the knee with the knees up the middle and shit like that.
01:02:58
Fuck Off
Oh, every time.
01:02:59
Matt LaRose
Holy fuck. That guy's got great knees.
01:03:00
Fuck Off
So, I mean, you know, I don't want to be too hard on Whitaker, but I still think outside of that, like he never, he never showed tiredness before. And he was tired at the end of the first round, even doing some of that wrestling stuff.
01:03:13
Fuck Off
So yeah, DeRitter is good.
01:03:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:03:15
Fuck Off
He's got a good physique for fighting, especially in that weight class too. He's, he's lanky and long and he's got a
01:03:23
Matt LaRose
He's a long, tall Dutchman.
01:03:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, so could be interesting. I don't know. He's he's not going to go too, too far, but...
01:03:29
Matt LaRose
The damn Dutch. ah There is a fight night this weekend and is like
01:03:35
Fuck Off
A flying Dutchman.
01:03:37
Matt LaRose
It starts at 6 o'clock. The prelims, the main card's at 9. There's a ton of fighters on here, and I gotta be honest with you I don't fucking know who any of these people are, even on the main card.
01:03:46
Fuck Off
What's the main event?
01:03:47
Matt LaRose
The main event is Tatsuro Tiara. That's that Japanese kickboxer kid that they brought over.
01:03:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:03:55
Matt LaRose
He's fighting a Korean Park Young Sung, which is a good fight, because this Park Young Sung is 10-0.
01:03:57
Fuck Off
Oh, that is a good fight.
01:04:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, no, that kid's good.
01:04:02
Matt LaRose
And this Tatsuro kid is 16-1. His only...
01:04:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, this would be a good fight.
01:04:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's the main one.
01:04:06
Fuck Off
What's the co-main?
01:04:07
Matt LaRose
ah Lightweight, Matias Rebecki versus Chris Duncan.
01:04:13
Fuck Off
I don't know them.
01:04:15
Matt LaRose
Then you got Elves Brenner and Esteban Rebovix.
01:04:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck these people. I don't give a fuck.
01:04:22
Matt LaRose
Carol Rosa and Nora Cornhole.
01:04:24
Fuck Off
Oh, I would like to hate a piece of that.
01:04:27
Matt LaRose
Here's someone that I know, Neil Magny. He's fighting Eliza Zaleski Dos Santos. Actually, I know who that guy is, too. That guy's pretty awesome. Neil Magny will probably get fucked up in that one.
01:04:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck Neil Magny.
01:04:39
Matt LaRose
Then there's a whole bunch of other cards. You can look it up, but it's not there's not like a bunch of names on there. so But you know I'll still be watching because what if what the fuck do I care?
01:04:48
Fuck Off
I'll watch some racing and I'll probably go to a movie.
01:04:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, what are you going to see?
01:04:54
Fuck Off
F1.
01:04:54
Matt LaRose
Fantastic Four?
01:04:56
Fuck Off
No. That's
01:04:57
Matt LaRose
F1 I heard is a pretty good movie.
01:04:59
Fuck Off
what heard.
01:05:01
Matt LaRose
Richie talked to me about, uh, we opened up the show with it to my surprise, but, uh, I lost two of my heroes this week and I've just been reeling.
01:05:09
Fuck Off
I think three, that little cripple guy who walked on his hands in shallow hell died too.
01:05:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
01:05:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:05:16
Matt LaRose
Well, three for you also, because, uh, the, didn't one of the Huxtables die?
01:05:21
Fuck Off
Yeah, Malcolm Jamail Warner.
01:05:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Malcolm, joy he was, uh, he was,
01:05:25
Fuck Off
Theo.
01:05:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:27
Fuck Off
Theo Huxtapos, he can't drop all the Huxtapos kids off at the pool anymore.
01:05:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I was never really a big Cosby show guy, so I don't know a whole
Nostalgia and Reflections: Childhood, Ozzy, and the 80s
01:05:34
Matt LaRose
lot about it, but.
01:05:34
Fuck Off
No, I took a lot of shits, though, and I used to drop the Cosby kids off at the pool all the time.
01:05:39
Matt LaRose
I always I always.
01:05:39
Fuck Off
But if I had known they couldn't swim, I would have done it a lot sooner.
01:05:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah, he's he died swimming. It wasn't even. Yeah, I always thought that the when I was a kid, I thought the Cosby show was. unrealistic because I was like, how is there a semi-wealthy black family living in the Chicago suburbs? The father's a doctor.
01:05:59
Matt LaRose
was like, that's I didn't understand that black people could be doctors.
01:05:59
Fuck Off
Yeah. that's That's quite racist.
01:06:05
Matt LaRose
You know? I said I didn't understand. I was a child.
01:06:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:06:09
Matt LaRose
ah But yeah, Ozzy and the Hulkster, man. that is I was crushed by Ozzy, especially the last episode. We had just talked about the Back to the Beginning concert.
01:06:17
Fuck Off
We did. I thought he died last week. So I i think maybe I broke the news first.
01:06:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I was fucking crushed by that.
01:06:24
Fuck Off
And then... ah The Hulkster thing was crushing, more crushing than Ozzy, let's be honest. Ozzy died in 1977 for the third time, I think.
01:06:33
Matt LaRose
It was rock and roll, man. It's heavy metal. It's fucking the prince of fucking darkness, man.
01:06:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, so they're like testing his DNA to see how he's lived this long.
01:06:44
Matt LaRose
Shot in the dark. One step away from you. You know?
01:06:53
Fuck Off
I do know.
01:06:54
Matt LaRose
Over the mountain! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na! Aussie fucking rules, man.
01:07:02
Fuck Off
You sure do.
01:07:03
Matt LaRose
That fucked me up.
01:07:05
Fuck Off
So does the Hulkster.
01:07:07
Matt LaRose
The Hulk. That's like, I don't even think I can fully process the Hulkster because I'm still just reeling from Aussie, but it's like the fucking Hulk, the Hulkamania, man.
01:07:19
Matt LaRose
I gotta to get a Hulkamania shirt now. That's crazy, dude. The one and only, the legendary Hulk Hogan. Body slammed Andre the Giant.
01:07:33
Matt LaRose
Ultimate Warrior was at like WrestleMania 3.
01:07:37
Fuck Off
It's unbelievable. Who's going to tell me to say my prayers and drink my milk?
01:07:42
Matt LaRose
Eat your vitamins, man.
01:07:46
Fuck Off
I don't know.
01:07:46
Matt LaRose
That's crazy.
01:07:47
Fuck Off
I there i don't know what you just brought me down.
01:07:50
Matt LaRose
I feel like the 80s over. that like I feel like the eighty s are the eighty s were a fucking good time and now they're over.
01:07:57
Fuck Off
Good, because all those faggots went on to have kids like you and they're all millennial homos now.
01:08:05
Fuck Off
Fuck them.
01:08:06
Matt LaRose
man. Yeah,
01:08:07
Fuck Off
Fucking Van Halen, great album.
01:08:09
Matt LaRose
yeah I love Van Halen. They're all dead.
01:08:12
Fuck Off
I got nothing else to say.
01:08:14
Matt LaRose
I got nothing to say.
01:08:21
Matt LaRose
Oh God.
01:08:28
Fuck Off
I went with the live version. Because Augie fucking lives, baby.
01:08:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You just want to. Yeah, baby.
01:08:47
Fuck Off
Not getting sued by him either.
01:08:51
Matt LaRose
Email us, infinitebispod at gmail.com. Crazy train.
01:09:07
Fuck Off
Fucking love trains.
01:09:32
Matt LaRose
You love trains.
01:09:35
Fuck Off
fucking love train
01:09:37
Matt LaRose
What do you think about Ozzy telling you it's time to learn how to love and forget how to hate? That's fucking real shit, man. That's the Prince of Darkness right there. Keeping it real.
01:09:46
Fuck Off
I think that was lost in translation. He just garbles his words and nobody knows what the fuck he says.
01:09:52
Matt LaRose
Kind of like us.
01:09:54
Matt LaRose
that