Become a Creator today!Start creating today - Share your story with the world!
Start for free
00:00:00
00:00:01
Infinite Abyss Episode 60: The Genie in a Bottle
28 Plays1 month ago
Richie and Matty are back this week talking UFC 319 and the greatest fighter Richie has ever seen, going to the movies to see old movies, Richie goes deep on the Pats, and so much more!!
Find us on Apple Podcasts and Spotify! Subscribe, Like, share and drop us a 5 star review!
Tell your mom to give us a listen!
Tell us how much we suck on the following platforms:
Instagram and Tik Tok @infiniteabysspod
infiniteabysspod@gmail.com
Recommended
Transcript
Remote Podcasting: Flexibility and Location Benefits
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
I hit record right when
00:00:01
Fuck Off
um' been I've got a pipe. Do you mind if I smoke my pipe as well?
00:00:06
Matt LaRose
um I would love it. Oh my God. We almost want to record.
00:00:08
Fuck Off
thought you would, Chuck. where Where is this fucking faggot, Myron?
00:00:10
Matt LaRose
He's. Nope.
00:00:12
Fuck Off
Honest to God. He gives me ah um I have to get back into it He's giving me a 30 fucking minute window.
00:00:13
Matt LaRose
he's
00:00:17
Fuck Off
I can record for 30 minutes one day a week, even though we're fucking, we're dialing from wherever the fuck we are.
00:00:24
Matt LaRose
so
00:00:26
Matt LaRose
the whole purpose of bringing the show back and recording remotely was so that we could record at any time on any day of the week.
00:00:34
Fuck Off
With anyone, like Tim, who couldn't record at any time because he only has a phone.
00:00:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:00:39
Fuck Off
I don't know what that means.
00:00:40
Matt LaRose
Right. And then your boy, Martin.
00:00:42
Fuck Off
And then Mort can record on Wednesday at 3.30 for 30 minutes. Because his fucking his dialogue is that magentic.
00:00:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:00:53
Fuck Off
We need it.
00:00:54
Matt LaRose
and And he is does bring in very, he's very in-depth intellectual. And ah he said he was willing to change to Monday if that's what you wanted to do.
00:01:06
Matt LaRose
He can only recruit.
00:01:06
Fuck Off
Fuck him.
00:01:08
Matt LaRose
It's got to be one or the other. It can't just be, hey, I'm available. that's why That's why I always say, I'm available this day, this day, this day, this week.
00:01:11
Fuck Off
For 30 minutes.
00:01:16
Matt LaRose
Whatever works for you guys, I can make what happened. That guy every day is like, I can only record on Wednesday from 3.30 to 4 o'clock.
00:01:24
Fuck Off
Fuck that guy anyway. Whatever. Let's just fucking do a show ourselves. Kick this fucker off.
00:01:30
Matt LaRose
That's nice.
00:01:40
Fuck Off
Goddamn right it is.
00:02:05
Fuck Off
What'd you say now?
00:02:08
Matt LaRose
Is that not Christina Aguilera?
00:02:17
Matt LaRose
You must love that song, huh?
Leo from Frog Leap Studio: Metal Covers and YouTube Fame
00:02:28
Fuck Off
what you say now
00:02:29
Matt LaRose
I was just, I was surprised that that was the song that you went with in that rendition of it.
00:02:35
Fuck Off
fucking frog leap studio baby i love leo frog leap studio it's like leo he's some dude in uh norway and he he's super into thrash metal leo mora kelly or something is his name and is he's got a wife who plays bass on occasion and his little daughter will play drums on occasion but
00:02:38
Matt LaRose
who does Who does that song?
00:02:42
Matt LaRose
I've never even heard of that before.
00:02:46
Matt LaRose
Oh, all right.
00:02:49
Matt LaRose
Who is him?
00:02:59
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, I think I've...
00:03:00
Fuck Off
He essentially plays every single instrument and then he edits it all together and he turns and makes these fucking dope videos all metal style.
00:03:00
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:03:08
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah. Shout out to Leo.
00:03:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck you.
00:03:10
Matt LaRose
maybe it'll be um Maybe he'll be on the show sometime.
00:03:12
Fuck Off
He's toured and shit now. Like, he got that popular. He's like 10 years old now.
00:03:15
Matt LaRose
Wow. It's funny how like ah who the fuck else like there have been a lot of like really big like music stars that have blown up like just from like being online.
00:03:17
Fuck Off
Shit.
00:03:26
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean? like Like I guess Bieber was probably one of the first ones, but I guess this guy fucking yeah.
00:03:28
Fuck Off
No.
00:03:32
Fuck Off
He was from online.
00:03:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was just he was a fucking kid that used to sing YouTube songs and like post them on YouTube. And then he got like a record deal and then he became a kid that had to get fucking lubed up Diddy to make his way into business.
00:03:46
Fuck Off
Is that what happened?
00:03:46
Matt LaRose
you know
00:03:46
Fuck Off
I didn't know that's how he started.
00:03:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that kid, he was just he was just a young young kid, like eight or ten years old, up in Canada, singing songs on YouTube and he became like popular and then like blew the fuck up because of it.
00:03:53
Fuck Off
Young twink. A young Canadian twink.
Artist's Online Fame and Legal Battles
00:04:04
Matt LaRose
It happened to him. It happened as a country guy named Morgan Wallen that that happened to. It happened to that guy. ah Who was that fucking dude that like a year or two ago did that song?
00:04:14
Matt LaRose
Rich man north of Richmond or whatever.
00:04:18
Fuck Off
I have no fucking idea.
00:04:19
Matt LaRose
is like a folk guy. This guy has actually got a pretty crazy so story because he was just a dude who put a song, wrote his own song, played guitar, put
00:04:29
Fuck Off
I'm just a dude playing a dude who's playing a dude.
00:04:30
Matt LaRose
just a dude.
00:04:35
Matt LaRose
What do you mean you people? Um, So he put this song out and it became fucking huge and he blew up and made a ton of fucking money. And then he like disappeared.
00:04:48
Matt LaRose
And then like a month or two ago, he came out with his first song since that all happened. And it's about his ex-wife who was his wife and was totally into him. And then once he blew up, she fucking divorced him and tried to take all of his fucking money and shit.
00:05:03
Fuck Off
He became an ex.
00:05:04
Matt LaRose
And i yeah, and then like, I guess like he ended up like winning the court battle or whatever. So now his new song is all like, fuck this bitch.
00:05:10
Fuck Off
Good. Fuck that bitch. I hope that's the name of his new song.
00:05:13
Matt LaRose
Bitches.
00:05:13
Fuck Off
Here's my new song. It's about my ex-wife. It's called Fuck That Bitch.
00:05:18
Matt LaRose
ah um Richmond, North of Richmond. It's by, oh, that's his name is Oliver Anthony. You know, you'd like it.
00:05:25
Fuck Off
Never heard of him.
00:05:27
Matt LaRose
It's probably of URL.
00:05:27
Fuck Off
I don't think I would.
00:05:29
Matt LaRose
You like gay shit.
00:05:30
Fuck Off
No, not that gay.
Podcast Introduction: Hosts and Missing Participant
00:05:33
Matt LaRose
Speaking gay shit, what's up everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss Podcast. I'm your host, Matty LaRose. Across from me, as always, the unflappable, the inevitable, Rich Savastano.
00:05:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm here. Here I am. There's nobody.
00:05:51
Matt LaRose
To my left, nobody. Yeah.
00:05:54
Fuck Off
It's an empty chair filled with fag.
00:05:59
Fuck Off
We talked about it a little before the show, but for our friends, our pal, old Mortenstein, think he's out for Yom Kippur or some shit.
00:06:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:11
Matt LaRose
Well, then you remember, if you remember last week, he was, he was,
00:06:13
Fuck Off
Big vacation week, right before right before high school starts, so it makes sense.
00:06:17
Matt LaRose
yes
00:06:19
Matt LaRose
he was all about jumping on the episode last week. And then he disappeared when I sent the email. He's like, oh, put a door in the side of my house.
00:06:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's awesome. Cool fucking door. I have one too.
00:06:29
Matt LaRose
That was on Wednesday afternoon, by the way, when we were scheduled to record normally on his request Wednesday afternoon.
00:06:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, look, here's a door.
00:06:39
Fuck Off
Look, here's a door.
00:06:40
Matt LaRose
Look, I made a door.
00:06:44
Matt LaRose
So anyways, it's just us. It seems like it's probably going to be this way for a good long while now.
00:06:50
Fuck Off
Let's hope so.
00:06:53
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's great. Fucking hell.
00:06:58
Fuck Off
Fucking hell.
00:06:59
Matt LaRose
Fucking hell, lad. We're recording a little bit earlier this week. I was surprised when you text me and said you were available, but I'm fucking.
00:07:05
Fuck Off
Let's just get it out of the way, I said.
00:07:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:07:07
Fuck Off
Fuck it.
00:07:08
Matt LaRose
Let's just crank it out We're going to beautiful weather all week. Now I can go to a car show on Wednesday or something.
00:07:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm all excited about doing nothing for the rest of the week, especially this.
00:07:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm going to go to the fucking beef barn again tomorrow night. Going to get my beef on, Richie.
00:07:23
Fuck Off
Weren't you sore from that last time still?
00:07:25
Matt LaRose
Now sore from when the I had my dentist last week. That's what I was sore from.
00:07:29
Fuck Off
Oh, right, right, right.
00:07:31
Matt LaRose
When I got manhandled at the dentist.
00:07:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, it happens.
00:07:34
Matt LaRose
they were not They weren't gentle. I fucking hated that. That was the first time I had the Novocaine shot into my lips. So even the whole time we were recording,
00:07:43
Fuck Off
You were. You were. That's exactly how you were talking.
00:07:48
Matt LaRose
I felt like I was talking like a retard. a rubb but i was like Bubba Gump.
00:07:50
Fuck Off
you would
00:07:53
Fuck Off
you were that's exactly how you were talking
00:07:54
Matt LaRose
It was like three hours in for that shit to finally wear off after a while.
00:07:58
Fuck Off
That was the Eels. Have you ever heard of the Eels?
00:08:01
Matt LaRose
No, I don't think so.
00:08:04
Matt LaRose
I've heard the song cocaine by Eric Clapton. Is that the same song?
00:08:07
Fuck Off
That's exactly the same song.
00:08:10
Matt LaRose
And then there's a Buck Cherry's got a cocaine song too, don't they? I love the cocaine. I love the cocaine. So I feel like you were a big Buck Cherry guy back in the day. No.
00:08:20
Fuck Off
Fuck Buck Cherry. Probably Martin likes them. He's probably got a tattoo of them. have tramp stamp too.
00:08:25
Matt LaRose
was just going to say right above his fucking tramp stamp, right on his ass.
00:08:28
Fuck Off
Fucking homo. Terrible.
00:08:33
Matt LaRose
fucking hell. So Richie, have you been up to?
00:08:35
Fuck Off
You growing a mustache?
00:08:36
Matt LaRose
I see that it's getting thicker and thicker every week. You're getting thicker by the minute. 275
00:08:41
Fuck Off
That's true too. had to go to the doctor and weigh in. I weighed in at 275.
00:08:45
Matt LaRose
thickness.
00:08:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. I put on, I think it's 35 pounds in the last...
00:08:47
Matt LaRose
That's funny. thickness
00:08:51
Fuck Off
i think it's thirty five pounds in the last I don't know, seven months, something like that. Five pounds a month.
00:08:59
Matt LaRose
that's funny
00:08:59
Fuck Off
That's a pound and a quarter a week.
00:09:02
Matt LaRose
I've been steadily going down in weight over the last year. And, uh, I'm now, I just, just so you know, maybe this will be a little bit of motivating for you, but I am within striking distance of Richard
00:09:05
Fuck Off
Good for you.
Health and Humor: Weight Changes and Medical Issues
00:09:14
Matt LaRose
Savistano.
00:09:15
Matt LaRose
You might be the biggest one out of the group here shortly.
00:09:17
Fuck Off
Really?
00:09:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true, man. I'm fucking honing in on you.
00:09:20
Fuck Off
Oh, shit. That a boy.
00:09:22
Matt LaRose
I got you in my sights.
00:09:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, let's do it. It's really great now that I have a torn knee and a torn shoulder and a fucked up elbow.
00:09:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How's your asshole?
00:09:34
Fuck Off
Fucking bloody. Bloody and beaten per usual.
00:09:43
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:09:44
Fuck Off
had a call with my boss. That's why I gotta fucking... Gotta do some more traveling. Gotta get fucking busy.
00:09:51
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:09:51
Fuck Off
It's fucking busy time.
00:09:51
Matt LaRose
Where are you going to be traveling?
00:09:53
Fuck Off
Busy time.
00:09:54
Matt LaRose
Well, I tell you what, we're getting busy at my job too. Well, fucking your boy DJ T is fucking making America work again.
00:10:02
Fuck Off
Good.
00:10:03
Matt LaRose
all these motherfuckers going to go back to work.
00:10:05
Fuck Off
About fucking time.
00:10:08
Matt LaRose
Are you going to be traveling to a new places or your usual New York, Nashville, fucking.
00:10:12
Fuck Off
No.
00:10:14
Fuck Off
No more in Nashville. A lot of Raleigh.
00:10:18
Matt LaRose
oh
00:10:19
Fuck Off
Charlotte, Raleigh, New York, New Jersey.
00:10:23
Matt LaRose
Fucking East coast.
00:10:24
Fuck Off
Fucking.
00:10:24
Matt LaRose
And.
00:10:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, pretty much. That's how it is now.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
Hot Atlanta or no. Or Georgia.
00:10:31
Fuck Off
potentially on occasion, but mostly mostly Dallas if I'm going to go that way.
00:10:31
Matt LaRose
ah
00:10:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit. The Lone Star State.
00:10:40
Fuck Off
It is It's a lonely...
00:10:41
Matt LaRose
So I like what you've done, really. When you name all those places, you kind of have your home to the north of all those places you got to go and your home to the south of all those places you got to go. And then you can just kind of bing, bang, boom, bounce in between the fucking two of them, eh?
00:10:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, I tried to set it up strategically. I was looking for more of a strategery type of a setup.
00:11:00
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:11:02
Fuck Off
So strategically, I decided to do that. And now i can use either as a home base. Either or, neither nor.
00:11:11
Matt LaRose
And when the shit hits the fan, you're already down south. Or you can already be down south.
00:11:14
Fuck Off
shit hit The hitteth, the faneth. By the way, that's a quote from... From that Jewish kid. Who's that Jew kid? That Jew actor with the curly hair.
00:11:25
Matt LaRose
Jesse Eisenberg.
00:11:25
Fuck Off
He was on David something. He was on Slums of Beverly Hills. But this was in 10 Things I Hate About You. Great fucking movie.
00:11:35
Matt LaRose
Never seen it.
00:11:35
Fuck Off
Heath Ledger. The Joker.
00:11:37
Matt LaRose
Oh. Before he died?
00:11:39
Fuck Off
no it was right after.
00:11:41
Matt LaRose
Really? Damn.
00:11:42
Fuck Off
And then Julia Stiles when she was young. That was one of her first movies.
00:11:45
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:11:47
Fuck Off
And then that fucking dude from... He used to do all those commercials back in the day like the Isuzu commercial. No, he wasn't Joe Isuzu. He was some other guy. But he was funny as fuck on commercials back in the day.
00:11:59
Fuck Off
Anyway, underrated movie. ah Save Ferris is in the movie as well as Letters to Cleo.
00:12:05
Matt LaRose
This has GL JGL in it.
00:12:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:09
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:12:10
Fuck Off
One of my favorites.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
Your boy, your boy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt.
00:12:13
Fuck Off
Yep.
00:12:15
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:12:16
Fuck Off
He's fucking great. and That might have been his first movie after Third Rock, actually. Yeah, who the fuck?
00:12:20
Matt LaRose
30 rock or was it third rock? Oh yeah, it was third rock. You're right. Holy shit. I just realized that he was the kid in third rock.
00:12:27
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:28
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:12:30
Fuck Off
Living your life in front of the camera, man, like me. It's fucking paparazzi constantly.
00:12:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah. You're on, you're a YouTube star, unwillingly, unwilling YouTube star.
00:12:40
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:12:43
Fuck Off
Fuck that, dude.
00:12:44
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you about that. Actually, we never even talked about that on the, on the pod. I mean, I don't know if you want to talk about it on the but ah you were accosted by a dude being a douche bag just for the purpose of putting douche bag videos on YouTube.
00:13:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, the whole thing's weird. I'm not going to even give him any publicity.
00:13:03
Matt LaRose
You should reach out to him and get him on the show. We can hash it out.
00:13:06
Fuck Off
ah You know what's funny, you dude? Like, initially, I was going to say, like, all right, I'm all about the First Amendment. I do this shit. You know how I am. I was like, why you doing this?
00:13:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:16
Fuck Off
And then he just was so such a prick. Like, oh, see, I would have answered you, except
Politics and Society: Immigration and Government Audits
00:13:24
Fuck Off
you came out all aggressive. So fuck you. I don't need you. I know what my answer is. None of your fucking business. I'm like, who the fuck are you?
00:13:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:32
Fuck Off
And I just went, you know how I flip.
00:13:34
Matt LaRose
I know how you flipped. that's I mean, I didn't even have to watch the video because I knew what was going to happen. I was surprised that you you did a pretty good.
00:13:42
Fuck Off
A lot of people were, but I kept tapping my chest. So I knew I wasn't going to fuck it. And my hand, I've got the Parkinson's anyway.
00:13:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
So, and I had my hand right up here. Cause I was, i I was trying to not hit him. I just kept kind of tapping.
00:13:55
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:13:56
Fuck Off
was kind of like tapping like, all right, here I am. Just keep tight, relax.
00:14:01
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Yeah, don't kill this kid
00:14:03
Fuck Off
But I was already, it was already too much. I, I hooked, I hoodwinked myself.
00:14:07
Matt LaRose
um
00:14:08
Fuck Off
Anyway, that's ah and enough about that.
00:14:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, sure i The only thing I was going to say about that That doesn't have to do with that specific thing Was afterwards I wanted to tell you You should never read the comments and you you You and the boys were just sifting through the comments I was like, you cannot read comments, man These these fucking people are brutal, dude
00:14:27
Fuck Off
Those were brutal.
00:14:30
Fuck Off
Yeah. Bunch of keyboard warrior faggots.
00:14:32
Matt LaRose
You should keyboard warrior faggots, man. That's fucking 2025, man.
00:14:36
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:14:38
Matt LaRose
People do not read the comments.
00:14:38
Fuck Off
Bunch of whisties.
00:14:40
Matt LaRose
Stay away from the comments. They're just a toxic cesspool.
00:14:43
Fuck Off
I got one phone call, an actual phone call that said... Ha ha ha. Fake tough guy, except real tough guy. She said, I wish you knocked that kid's teeth out.
00:14:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:56
Fuck Off
I said, yeah, I don't want to give away my homes. They have like kids got a lawsuit for 2 million bucks or something.
00:15:03
Matt LaRose
Yes, and that's what these fucking people do They just go start shit with people So Yeah
00:15:06
Fuck Off
Fuck these people. This is why DJT needs to be back. People back working, get these fucking punks getting a real job and stop paying them for doing nothing.
00:15:17
Matt LaRose
You see him bulldoze. I know we don't typically want to get too political, but I just happen to start seeing that they're starting to like, bulldoze homeless encampments in fucking D.C.
00:15:28
Fuck Off
About fucking time.
00:15:28
Matt LaRose
They just, like, got these fucking full-blown trash trucks, and these guys are just fucking ripping up tents and just throwing them in the fucking back of the truck and shit.
00:15:36
Fuck Off
Not even publicly like health code safe.
00:15:39
Matt LaRose
yeah you know it's funny i'm this fucking bitch recording is like this is so disappointing this is so this is unbelievable they're doing this this is these are people's belongings yeah probably not then i heard some shit i read some shit today like only a couple hours ago that uh
00:15:47
Fuck Off
What's unbelievable about that? They're cleaning up your city, you stupid horse. She probably doesn't even live there.
00:15:54
Fuck Off
She's probably Canadian.
00:16:03
Matt LaRose
You see your girl, Pam Bondi, is he, she the ah attorney general or something like that?
00:16:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, fucking moron.
00:16:08
Matt LaRose
She sent, uh, like, uh, like mayor Wu in Boston, who's a fucking douche bag.
00:16:14
Fuck Off
He's a socialist cunt.
00:16:15
Matt LaRose
And like all these fucking like a sanctuary city fucking, uh, motherfuckers all just got these notices from there. They're like, unless you start complying with,
00:16:29
Matt LaRose
what we're doing like as far as like ice and deportation all that shit
00:16:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, they they keep putting out rules and new laws and they're not enforcing them in these sanctuary cities.
00:16:40
Matt LaRose
yeah so they're basically saying like unless you start doing this they have until like tomorrow or something like that like they're gonna fucking uh they're gonna fucking supersede them with the federal government and they're gonna and they're gonna
00:16:43
Fuck Off
The guards coming.
00:16:52
Fuck Off
Yep, exactly what we didn't want because of socialist state governments that are fucking idiotic.
00:16:58
Matt LaRose
And they said that ah if they don't comply, they're going to cut all federal funding to the state.
00:17:03
Fuck Off
Good.
00:17:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's going to fuck some shit up, man. If they start start start cutting federal funding, especially the state of Massachusetts, which is already in a fucking shit show because the fucking...
00:17:18
Fuck Off
Or California.
00:17:19
Matt LaRose
how Yeah. How crazy... Let me ask you a question.
00:17:23
Fuck Off
Go ahead, you do that while I pour myself a fresh glass of blue drop oxygenated ozone infused water.
00:17:23
Matt LaRose
when When we...
00:17:32
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. That sounds fucking delight. Delectable.
00:17:35
Fuck Off
like there's quite cheap
00:17:35
Matt LaRose
I would say, um, when we voted last year, they did a thing where it was like, do you want the state government to get audited? And I was like, I was like, yeah, obviously I want the state.
00:17:45
Fuck Off
yeah fuck yeah
00:17:50
Matt LaRose
First off, they'll fucking audit me any fucking chance they get. And they should be fucking audited because it's my assumption though. I have no fucking proof.
00:18:01
Matt LaRose
that government is pretty deeply corrupt and they should be fucking audited.
00:18:06
Fuck Off
Fuck yeah, we should.
00:18:06
Matt LaRose
And then, so I voted obviously yes on that. And then the state resoundingly like 70 something percent, 78% of the state or 82% of the state voted to have the state audited. And then the state basically came out and said, listen, we're not going to do this audit that you voted for. And it's like, what, what, like what the fuck is that? Not insane.
00:18:29
Fuck Off
It's fucking insane.
00:18:35
Matt LaRose
Like people aren't fucking mad about that, but they're mad about like immigration and fucking like bulldozing homeless encampments and shit like that. But you vote to have a fucking state
Cinema Critique: Disappointments and Admired Actors
00:18:48
Matt LaRose
audited for corruption. And they're like, no, we're not going to do that. Like what the fuck?
00:18:52
Fuck Off
Who the fuck wants to live around that shit?
00:18:56
Matt LaRose
um Stupid. Oh, no.
00:18:59
Fuck Off
And they're all they're all fucking dumb white women.
00:19:04
Matt LaRose
no
00:19:04
Fuck Off
Filming shit.
00:19:06
Matt LaRose
From what I heard, all the white women are getting blamed for Trump winning the election.
00:19:13
Matt LaRose
You'll remember ah friend of the show ah who will just go by the name of Scotty has a very liberal daughter and she had a book.
00:19:28
Matt LaRose
I have we had it screenshotted here. Hold on.
00:19:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's a stupid bitch. um Speaking of that, I just watched a movie last night.
00:19:36
Matt LaRose
I watched a movie too.
00:19:38
Fuck Off
It was called Eddington.
00:19:41
Matt LaRose
Real quick.
00:19:41
Fuck Off
I thought it was going to be awesome. It was Joaquin Phoenix and Pedro Pascal and Emma rose ah emma fucking emma Stone.
00:19:49
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:19:52
Matt LaRose
Stone. Hmm.
00:19:55
Fuck Off
And it was kind of about that. There was... There were all these Antifa and Black Lives Matter protests going on. And there were just white people there. And there was a black cop there.
00:20:07
Fuck Off
And she kept trying to tell him he should be on their side. Because they grew up together with his girlfriend or some shit. Anyway, the movie is fucking awful. It's two and a half hours long and it sucks fucking every possible dick you can think of.
00:20:23
Matt LaRose
Every dick that can be sucked
00:20:25
Fuck Off
And it's so depressing because, you know, Joaquin Phoenix is great. And it's even it's not him that's the problem.
00:20:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah Yeah Well it's like I love Pedro Pascal too But every movie that they put him in He's awesome Like Fantastic Four He's a good actor But the movie sucked Yeah
00:20:30
Fuck Off
The movie just sucked dick. Anyway.
00:20:41
Fuck Off
Even this movie sucked with him in it. Yeah.
00:20:44
Matt LaRose
this ah our Our book recommendation is called White Women. Everything you already know about your own racism and how to do better.
00:20:57
Matt LaRose
That's a book that all of our listeners should buy for a white woman.
00:21:00
Fuck Off
yeah That's coming from a stupid ass suburbia white chick who's never had a real job ever in her life. Except to suck some cock.
00:21:14
Fuck Off
Fucking.
00:21:15
Matt LaRose
woodin Lives in a nice lake house, too.
00:21:17
Fuck Off
With some cuck fucking hubby whore. Go get some real cock while I stay home and jerk off.
00:21:29
Fuck Off
Fucking cuck.
00:21:29
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:21:31
Fuck Off
Cuckery. It's all the rage. Cuck it up. Go send your wife out to get Mandingo'd.
00:21:39
Matt LaRose
Can you say that?
00:21:40
Fuck Off
I just did.
00:21:41
Matt LaRose
That's true.
00:21:42
Fuck Off
Fucking wind goes up her skirt. It's gonna sound like the Sumner fucking tunnel.
00:21:48
Fuck Off
Fucking hollowed out. just s leaking her insides.
00:21:51
Matt LaRose
just echoing Richie. I went to the movies and saw a movie, uh, Friday night after my, uh, class, I'm going to bring it up and we can, we're going to, I know there are no movies out.
00:21:56
Fuck Off
When? When?
00:22:01
Fuck Off
What was it? There are no movies out.
00:22:07
Fuck Off
That's what just said.
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
That is correct.
00:22:09
Fuck Off
So how did you see one?
00:22:10
Matt LaRose
Well, it's the 35th anniversary of the greatest comic book movie of all time. And it was, it's showing in theaters until this Thursday night.
00:22:20
Fuck Off
What's that? Superman?
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
1991's classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:22:27
Fuck Off
That was in the theater?
00:22:28
Matt LaRose
That was, it's playing in theaters now until Thursday. And dude, my theater was fucking slammed with people.
00:22:31
Fuck Off
Is it really?
00:22:34
Fuck Off
Was it really?
00:22:35
Matt LaRose
Dude, it's honestly one of the greatest movies of all time.
00:22:37
Fuck Off
Kids or something?
00:22:38
Matt LaRose
And by, foot no, by a far the greatest comic book movie of all time. It's amazing when you watch this movie and you're like, wow, they used to be able to make good movies. You forget.
00:22:49
Matt LaRose
These are the dudes in the animatronic suits. No fucking CGI. No fucking bullshit.
00:22:55
Fuck Off
I can't remember who was up for Casey Jones in that movie.
00:22:55
Matt LaRose
Nasty martial arts.
00:22:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was awesome in that movie. I'll pull it up right now. The chick that plays April O'Neil, by the way. you should You should watch that movie because you'd be into April O'Neil. She's just...
00:23:07
Fuck Off
I have watched that movie.
00:23:07
Matt LaRose
oh
00:23:08
Fuck Off
No, the the guy who played it, his name is like Elizu.
00:23:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's... Yeah. And he's been in a ton of shit.
00:23:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, he was in Elias.
00:23:16
Matt LaRose
Elias Cotes.
00:23:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, he he was in. um He's in a bunch of movies, but he's in one of the greatest action sniper movies of all time called Shooter with Marky Mark fucking Wahlberg and Michael fucking Pena.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah Oh I thought you were going to say Enemy at the Gates Is the greatest sniper movie of all time I am a stone Yes he's outstanding as Casey Jones
00:23:36
Fuck Off
No.
00:23:39
Fuck Off
And then
00:23:43
Fuck Off
yeah he was great. So there was talk about someone else getting that role.
00:23:49
Matt LaRose
Of Casey Jones
00:23:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, I just read about it. It was like some superstar.
00:23:54
Matt LaRose
Well, know would be Casey Jones.
00:23:54
Fuck Off
Nicolas Cage, I think it was.
00:23:57
Matt LaRose
That would be fucking awesome.
00:23:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was supposed to be Nicolas Cage. And then he
00:24:03
Matt LaRose
Nicholas Cage is one of my favorite actors and Casey Jones was my favorite. I have a fucking Casey Jones math. I mean, it's a hockey mask, but.
00:24:10
Fuck Off
Well, back then, it was Nicholas Coppola.
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
Right. Oh, you mean he was supposed to be in this movie? He was supposed to be Casey Jones and the old one. Or were you saying, oh I thought you were saying they we were going to make a new Ninja Turtles movie and he was supposed to be.
00:24:21
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:25
Fuck Off
Oh, no, no.
00:24:26
Matt LaRose
Oh, he was up for.
00:24:27
Fuck Off
Plus, he shouldn't be Casey Jones.
00:24:29
Matt LaRose
Oh, that would. ah You know what? That would have been fucking awesome. But this dude crushed it as Casey.
00:24:31
Fuck Off
He should be Spintered.
00:24:33
Matt LaRose
drew It's the best part of the movie, by the way. I don't want to spoil this movie if you've never seen 1991's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
00:24:39
Fuck Off
That's the last time I did see it and I still remember it vividly.
00:24:42
Matt LaRose
The fucking best part about that movie is the turtles and Splinter defeat Shredder on the top of a building and Shredder drops. I mean, Splinter drops Shredder off the top of a building into a so into a garbage truck.
00:24:58
Matt LaRose
that Casey Jones had just driven over there and it's full blown manslaughter. This dude falls into a fucking dump truck. And then Casey Jones literally walks over and goes, so oops, and fucking hits the lever and crushes him inside the fucking trash truck and like compacts him to death. It's fucking unbelievable.
00:25:18
Fuck Off
He was great in that movie.
00:25:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, so many fucking great one-liners and that. He's hitting on it on fucking April O'Neil the whole time and she can't stay. He's like you. He's just constantly hitting on her and she can't fucking stand him and he doesn't give a fuck.
00:25:31
Fuck Off
You know she's going to capitulate at some point.
00:25:33
Matt LaRose
She got to give in.
00:25:34
Fuck Off
She's got to spread that lovely lily, that little flower that just opens up like tulips.
00:25:34
Matt LaRose
You just got to. That's right.
00:25:40
Matt LaRose
Would you always say, tell me it's like a, it's like a, it's like a war of attrition.
00:25:42
Fuck Off
You what doing? You know what doing?
00:25:44
Matt LaRose
You just have to keep. Yeah, I see. They can't see, but I can see.
00:25:49
Fuck Off
It's a big clit or a prolapsed asshole.
00:25:50
Matt LaRose
you Your fingers actually look like a fat But you used to always tell me it's like water eroding stone.
00:25:54
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:25:58
Fuck Off
Fucking.
00:26:02
Matt LaRose
You just have to keep going, baby.
Celebrating 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles': 35 Years of Nostalgia
00:26:04
Matt LaRose
Eventually they'll give in. And my man Casey Jones. There you go.
00:26:09
Fuck Off
That's what happens with with my man Kazmat too. He fucking wears you the fuck down.
00:26:15
Matt LaRose
Eroding.
00:26:17
Fuck Off
He is. he that His name should be The Erosion.
00:26:20
Matt LaRose
the erosion.
00:26:20
Fuck Off
You can't stop the motherfucker. Hazmit.
00:26:25
Matt LaRose
ham up So yeah, I went and saw Ninja Turtles.
00:26:28
Fuck Off
Good for you.
00:26:28
Matt LaRose
Great fucking movie. Best comic book movie ever.
00:26:32
Fuck Off
How much they charge you for it?
00:26:32
Matt LaRose
oh It was, ah I think it was 16 bucks for both tech for two tickets. My boy drill went with me.
00:26:40
Fuck Off
Two tickets for so eight bucks a ticket.
00:26:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was like super cheap.
00:26:43
Fuck Off
All right.
00:26:44
Matt LaRose
It was, yeah.
00:26:44
Fuck Off
That's fair. It should be cheap. The movie's 35 fucking years old.
00:26:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and I think I didn't realize, and I think the theater by your house does it too, um but they do like they do a lot of like showing of old movies. like i guess the I don't know if it's the original Tobey Maguire Spider-Man or Tobey Maguire.
00:27:03
Fuck Off
Best one.
00:27:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, or or it's the second. They're either doing the original one or the second one, but either way, they're reliing re-releasing that for like a week. You can go see it and shit.
00:27:10
Fuck Off
That's the best Spider-Man by far.
00:27:13
Matt LaRose
100%. Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst.
00:27:16
Fuck Off
Great movie.
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
Just like April O'Neil in Ninja Turtles, a pasty white redheaded chick. It's just, you can't go wrong with it.
00:27:22
Fuck Off
They all were back then.
00:27:25
Matt LaRose
They get to the, they, yeah, they get to the farmhouse in Ninja Turtles after they fucking, when Raph gets all fucked up and she's all stressed out she comes down, she got a little red blouse on with no fucking bra on, her little titties are just kind of fucking hanging out right there.
00:27:25
Fuck Off
In comics. That's how they came out in the comics.
00:27:37
Fuck Off
Just straight nips.
00:27:41
Matt LaRose
It's outstanding.
00:27:42
Fuck Off
April showers bring me flowers.
00:27:45
Matt LaRose
On a giant big screen I was looking at her staring at her little fucking perky titties, you know.
00:27:49
Fuck Off
that bitch is like 70 now on AARP.
00:27:52
Matt LaRose
She's, ah what the fuck was her name? Judith Hoag.
00:27:57
Matt LaRose
That's who played her.
00:27:58
Fuck Off
Judy Hoag.
00:28:00
Matt LaRose
Yo, Judy. So yeah, that's the movie that I went and saw. Which was, I'm watching this movie, I'm like, a matt remember when they used to make good fucking movies and good comic book movies?
00:28:12
Matt LaRose
Like,
00:28:12
Fuck Off
No, most people don't remember that.
00:28:14
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. They used to actually like enjoy watching a movie and it was funny and fun. A little bit of campy.
00:28:22
Fuck Off
The last good set of original movies were when the X-Men came out.
00:28:33
Fuck Off
That was the good set. So that's how long it's been.
00:28:35
Matt LaRose
What about like the Nolan Batman movies?
00:28:40
Fuck Off
That's not new writing. That's what I'm saying. There was new creativity in movies when Marvel kicked through the door. They started coming up with creative stuff that way because there was a bit of a lag, right?
00:28:53
Fuck Off
But we were in Westerns. We were doing Tarantinos. The horror thing was always there.
00:28:56
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:28:58
Fuck Off
And then that kind of played out. And...
00:29:05
Fuck Off
The Avengers came in, you know, the the Wolverine stuff. And then that brought creativity back and new fun movies with cool effects. The problem is that ended up taking over everything.
00:29:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:18
Fuck Off
And then the creativity was lost by origin story, origin story. They've been running these same fucking movies for 35 years. So same with Nolan's Batman.
00:29:25
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:29:27
Fuck Off
It's like, to me, again, the one good thing that was done by James Gunn for this Superman movie that I thought he at least was original in saying Superman's been Superman and outed for the last three years.
00:29:40
Fuck Off
This shit's already been going on.
00:29:40
Matt LaRose
Right. You know what the fuck's happening.
00:29:41
Fuck Off
Like that's the most original creative thing we've seen since the Avengers came out.
00:29:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:29:47
Fuck Off
You know, so so maybe now they're going back and doing all these missions that they were on, and maybe that's how they'll start making movies, almost like a weekly TV show where they're like, oh, Wolverine and Deadpool team up to go after Cyclob, whatever, whoever these people are.
00:29:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:30:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's insane to me that they're like, like the original Captain America movie is like one of my favorite movies. And it's insane to me that like you have this entire like time where he was like fighting in world war two, fighting Hydra, doing missions with the howling commandos and Bucky. Like, it's like, why don't you do a TV show of world war two fucking Captain America?
00:30:26
Matt LaRose
That would be fucking unbelievable. You know, you got like shows like Band of Brothers and shit. Imagine a Band of Brothers style show, but it was Captain America.
00:30:33
Fuck Off
Time the fuck out.
00:30:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, it just blew your dick right off.
00:30:37
Fuck Off
No.
00:30:37
Matt LaRose
Blew a hole right through it.
00:30:37
Fuck Off
and The End of Brothers is fucking amazing.
00:30:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, imagine if it was Band of Brothers with Captain America. It would be better because Captain America is awesome.
00:30:46
Fuck Off
Well, it's not going be Chris Evans.
00:30:48
Matt LaRose
Well, it should have been. If they wanted to be good, it would be. Look what happened when it wasn't Chris Evans. I'm just saying.
00:30:59
Fuck Off
Movies fucking suck. I just read an article about quientinino Quentin Tarantino's favorite movies.
00:31:01
Matt LaRose
I do.
00:31:07
Fuck Off
And he put them in three orders. The one that he was absolutely meant to write was Pulp Fiction.
00:31:15
Matt LaRose
Oh, his favorite movies of his own movies. Yep.
00:31:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, of his own movies.
00:31:19
Matt LaRose
yep Yeah.
00:31:19
Fuck Off
So Pulp Fiction was what he was born to write and create. And he thinks that's his most like complete movie.
00:31:28
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:31:28
Fuck Off
However, his favorite movie out of all of them are the last one, the Hollywood
00:31:41
Matt LaRose
oh Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
00:31:42
Fuck Off
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
00:31:44
Matt LaRose
I have to watch that again because I only ever saw it in the theater one time.
00:31:44
Fuck Off
and and That's his most favorite movie out of them all.
00:31:48
Matt LaRose
Really interesting.
00:31:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. But... the best movie that he thinks is his masterpiece out of all the movies he's made and is his finest film, in his opinion, Inglorious Bastards.
00:32:02
Matt LaRose
That's the best Quentin Tarantino movie. I fucking love it. I love all of his movies. And Glorious Bastards is the best.
00:32:08
Fuck Off
ah and he I agree with what he just said.
00:32:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:11
Fuck Off
Because I've always been a gigantic Pulp Fiction fan.
00:32:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:32:14
Fuck Off
I just think Pulp Fiction's amazing. ah Inglorious Bastards is fucking the band character
00:32:18
Matt LaRose
It is fucking unbelievable. It's the best, dude. Yeah.
00:32:22
Fuck Off
It's so good.
Quentin Tarantino Films: Masterpieces and Favorites
00:32:23
Fuck Off
But the way that Pulp Fiction was done, the way just, it was such a new way of putting together a movie that became creative again.
00:32:23
Matt LaRose
Hugo splits.
00:32:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:32:33
Fuck Off
And mixing in different stories and different things with different times. It was fucking awesome.
00:32:38
Matt LaRose
And like intertwining the stories together and also just like, like not afraid to be like, yeah, this giant black dude's going to get fucked with a gimp.
00:32:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was fucking amazing. It was like mind-blowing.
00:32:51
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean? Like, and you're just like, what the fuck?
00:32:53
Fuck Off
But he created his own world, and it wasn't with you know comics. So it still can be done without selling out.
00:32:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:01
Fuck Off
Now, the guy who's doing that now, who, in my opinion, has sold out already, is this Taylor fucking Sheridan dude. Because he came out with Yellowstone, which is great. And then he decided he he wanted to be the star.
00:33:12
Matt LaRose
I haven't seen that.
00:33:14
Fuck Off
So he fired Kevin Costner, essentially. So he started being Yellowstone. And then he released those other movies, like whatever they're called, 1812...
00:33:22
Matt LaRose
I'm pulling it up right, pulling them up right now because I'm not sure that I've ever seen any of this guy's shit.
00:33:25
Fuck Off
know And then he just did Lawman with Billy Bob Thornton and fucking Ali Larder, who's naked and hot as fuck, as well as the daughter.
00:33:33
Matt LaRose
Oh, I like Allie Larner. 1883, Heller High Water.
00:33:35
Fuck Off
Oh, my God. Working fucking great. Yeah.
00:33:40
Matt LaRose
heller high water
00:33:40
Fuck Off
With Harrison Ford and Helen Mirren.
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
Yellowstone.
00:33:45
Fuck Off
So he made a he made a universe, like a Yellowstone universe.
00:33:49
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Right. That is a whole universe thing.
00:33:51
Fuck Off
and So that's what Quentin did.
00:33:51
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:33:53
Fuck Off
Tarantino, he did that as well.
00:33:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:56
Fuck Off
And then that, of course, is you know coming from the comic book stuff where you put all these things together.
00:34:00
Matt LaRose
Right. Kevin Smith also. Same thing.
00:34:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:05
Matt LaRose
Made his own little universe of his own. The whole view askew universe is what he calls it. But.
00:34:10
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:10
Matt LaRose
Jay and Silent Bob are in Chasing Amy and Dogma.
00:34:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:34:14
Matt LaRose
And then they're also in Jay and Silent Bob. Do whatever.
00:34:17
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, those are things that are going on while they're doing things, so
00:34:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Mallrats.
00:34:22
Fuck Off
what i What I love about Pulp Fiction was the fact that everything they talked about was still being used like later, even in Inglourious Bastards, Aldo the Apache.
00:34:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:34:32
Fuck Off
You know, christ Christopher Walken's whole speech was based on a lot of that shit.
00:34:37
Matt LaRose
Yes.
00:34:37
Fuck Off
Remember the stopwatch up the U.S.?
00:34:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's right.
00:34:41
Fuck Off
You know, Butch's, the whole thing's just pretty fucking cool how it all
00:34:44
Matt LaRose
I fucking love Al though. The Apache, I love how he has the big fucking scar on his neck, but they never explain it. He just has a fucking giant scar on his neck.
00:34:52
Fuck Off
Well, that might have been where they were keeping him hostage with the fucking
00:35:00
Fuck Off
stopwatch up his ass.
00:35:01
Matt LaRose
Oh, maybe. Yeah.
00:35:03
Fuck Off
I don't know. No, that was in Nam, I think, right?
00:35:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That was Nam. That was, uh,
00:35:06
Fuck Off
That was after him. So was Aldo's son.
00:35:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Aldo's son in Nam had the watch up his ass and gave it.
00:35:12
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:35:13
Matt LaRose
That's fucking wild. Yeah.
00:35:15
Fuck Off
Yeah. And they had talked about that in Pulp Fiction.
00:35:18
Matt LaRose
And they also have, what is it like in all his movies, they how have like the red apple cigarettes and shit like that.
00:35:20
Fuck Off
Aldo.
00:35:24
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:35:27
Matt LaRose
And he didn't even bring up Kill Bill, by the way, which is also fucking unbelievable.
00:35:32
Fuck Off
I know, but Kill Bill, and I didn't bring up Django, which is unbelievable. I mean, Kill Bill and then Django, they're just fantastic movies.
00:35:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Django's fucking awesome. I remember I've watched Django so many times and for a while I was like, is Django my favorite Quentin Tarantino movie? And I even like the Hateful Eight too, especially the extended version one that's like the actual movie.
00:35:50
Fuck Off
Great.
00:35:53
Matt LaRose
It makes more sense. It's way better.
00:35:55
Fuck Off
That's great.
00:35:56
Matt LaRose
love how much they beat the fuck out of that fucking and cur Kurt Russell just beats the fuck out of that bitch in that movie like fucking punches him.
00:36:03
Fuck Off
Jennifer Jason Leigh.
00:36:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Jennifer Jason Leigh.
00:36:08
Matt LaRose
I'm going to end up, I usually do it every couple of years. I'm going to end up doing it because I've been wanting to watch some of these movies, but I go through and watch all of his movies again. Maybe I'll rank them. You know how I like to sometimes do ranking lists of movies. Maybe I'll go ahll go through and watch all Quentin Tarantino movies again and then rank what i where I think they place, and then I'll present you with my list. How does that sound?
00:36:30
Fuck Off
Sounds fantastic.
00:36:31
Matt LaRose
I bet you'll agree with me.
00:36:33
Fuck Off
But I bet I don't. Look what I bought.
00:36:38
Matt LaRose
Is that a pocket watch for your asshole?
00:36:40
Fuck Off
No, it's a military military compass.
00:36:41
Matt LaRose
looks like a compass. Cool.
00:36:45
Matt LaRose
Where are you going?
00:36:49
Fuck Off
um I'm usually in the woods or out on the lake, but I've just never learned how to read a military compass properly, and I'm going to teach myself.
00:37:02
Matt LaRose
Very cool.
00:37:03
Fuck Off
with clicks and the like.
00:37:05
Matt LaRose
How many clicks?
00:37:07
Fuck Off
i don't know.
00:37:10
Matt LaRose
Very cool. i like that.
00:37:13
Matt LaRose
It's a good.
00:37:13
Fuck Off
Yes, I'm doing that and I'm going to set up. I already bought a couple of old maps. And you know how you got to like lay them next to the map to You draw lines in your map where you're going to be, but you do it to, you can't do it to the compass.
00:37:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:29
Fuck Off
It's got to be like a 20 degree difference because of magnetic North versus, you know, true North.
00:37:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:37:38
Fuck Off
So that whole thing to do that, you have to put your compass down on the map, turn it to an angle where it lines up with true North And then draw your lines that way. It throws off everything. Like it's a whole thing.
00:37:53
Matt LaRose
interesting yeah
00:37:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, shit's cool. My buddy did orienteering in the... As a seal. And they were like, you know, they keep books and shit. And little map books and stuff like that.
00:38:04
Matt LaRose
yeah you got like a topographical map too so you know like elevations and shit like that
00:38:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, he can do all that shit. But as far as just compass type stuff. Like they're just little things you...
00:38:22
Fuck Off
that he does and puts down. I can even use it at, um, you know, at night and shit on night missions and in the water.
00:38:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:28
Fuck Off
I was like, fuck, I gotta, gotta do something like that.
00:38:29
Matt LaRose
I wonder if, uh, yeah, the Aqualad might know how to note do some shit like that from being a sailor and stuff like that.
00:38:37
Fuck Off
He should, he's a seaman.
00:38:38
Matt LaRose
Although he always, every time I ask him a fucking question about the way a fucking ship work, he's like I don't know. I'm not a fucking deckie. I'm in the fucking, I'm a, I'm a fucking, I'm a diesel engineer, dude. I'm in the bottom working on the engine Durka.
00:38:49
Fuck Off
He's a, he's a bottom. He's a seaman bottom.
00:38:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm like, well, how the fuck? I'm like, so you just get in a boat. You don't know where the fuck you're going. It's not your problem. So you don't fucking worry about it.
00:38:56
Fuck Off
ah you need it That's why you need a compass.
00:38:58
Matt LaRose
That's why I'm so I'm wondering if he, cause I think I'm pretty sure he might've, I think he used to know how to use a sexton and shit like that.
00:39:05
Fuck Off
A sex tool?
00:39:07
Matt LaRose
said, yeah, like a big 16 inch double ender ram ride gets lonely out on ship, man.
00:39:11
Fuck Off
Has he been going to WNBA games?
00:39:14
Matt LaRose
he said He's that, you know, gets lonely when you're out on ship for a while, you know, ass to ass, let it be.
00:39:19
Fuck Off
I believe it.
00:39:22
Fuck Off
That's why they call him seaman.
00:39:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Salty semen. He shell backed, uh, over the equator with a bunch of fucking Russians. So you got to get drunk and do a big shell backing thing with sneaky Russians, man.
00:39:32
Fuck Off
geeky fucking Russian. Hmm.
00:39:38
Matt LaRose
That fucking dude sold sailed all over this fucking earth.
00:39:44
Matt LaRose
Set sail for the seven seas.
00:39:47
Fuck Off
Like Sinbad.
00:39:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:49
Fuck Off
Sinbad the Aqualad.
00:39:52
Matt LaRose
He's like, ah what's his name? Fucking Jack Spetta.
00:39:54
Fuck Off
He's a bottom seaman.
00:39:58
Fuck Off
Jack off.
00:40:00
Matt LaRose
Jack off Aqualad. No Aqualad movie review this week. But I'm sure he didn't know that we were going to record on Monday. So you're going to have to give him a pass. It's not his fault.
00:40:13
Matt LaRose
But you can make fun of him for being gay.
00:40:13
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:40:14
Matt LaRose
That's fine.
00:40:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's fine.
00:40:21
Fuck Off
I call that a 22-year-old
00:40:21
Matt LaRose
You just.
00:40:29
Fuck Off
basketball player for North Dakota. Dang Mayer just died drowning.
00:40:36
Matt LaRose
Really? lot of drowning is going on lately. Isn't that how fucking
00:40:40
Fuck Off
That's how fucking Malcolm Jamal Warner died.
00:40:43
Matt LaRose
that's the Huxtable kid, right? That's what I was thinking of.
00:40:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, Theo Huxtapal.
00:40:47
Matt LaRose
Is it drowning or is it drowning?
00:40:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, there's no D.
00:40:51
Matt LaRose
Have you ever drowned before?
00:40:53
Fuck Off
You've never drowned.
00:40:55
Matt LaRose
Did you ever swim across to the pond and then drowned?
00:40:58
Fuck Off
No, I didn't do any of that. no i was never I never got caught hanging either.
00:41:04
Matt LaRose
You were only hung.
00:41:06
Fuck Off
I was only hanged.
00:41:08
Matt LaRose
Hanged. Did you hang to yourself and then jerk off?
00:41:11
Fuck Off
I've always been hung. Yeah, that's fucking NXS style.
00:41:16
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, that's right.
00:41:17
Fuck Off
NXS and Kill Bill. Speaking of Kill Bill.
00:41:19
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. David Carradine isn't, didn't, uh, or maybe they weren't jerking off, but I'm pretty sure Soundgarden and Lincoln park guy both hung themselves.
00:41:30
Fuck Off
Soundgarden guy was not jerking off, but he definitely killed himself.
00:41:34
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:41:35
Fuck Off
um He hanged himself.
00:41:37
Matt LaRose
He hanged himself.
00:41:38
Fuck Off
Linkin Park guy? I'm not sure.
00:41:41
Matt LaRose
I think he hanged himself too.
00:41:42
Fuck Off
But a lot of jerking off while choking yourself out is big amongst certain people, I guess.
00:41:50
Matt LaRose
I feel like that's a...
00:41:52
Fuck Off
Gay thing.
00:41:54
Matt LaRose
Like, ah if you accidentally kill yourself because you were choking yourself and jerking off, it's...
00:41:59
Fuck Off
It's close to being gay.
00:42:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I would i mean, i would feel pretty...
00:42:03
Fuck Off
It's as gay as you can get.
00:42:05
Matt LaRose
I would be so afraid to do that because I would be embarrassed for like people to find me with just like my deflated dick in my hand and a fucking noose around my neck.
00:42:09
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:42:13
Fuck Off
Yeah. Fucking sticky fucking jizz spot on your, and under your feet in the closet. What's the point?
00:42:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's just like real. and Then like, that's your legacy. Like, Oh, there goes Maddie.
00:42:26
Fuck Off
Your legacy's fucked anyway, no matter how you die.
00:42:26
Matt LaRose
The dude.
00:42:29
Fuck Off
Someone's going to go in and clean your place out and be like, oh, look, here's a fucking double-ended dildo.
00:42:34
Matt LaRose
ah
00:42:35
Fuck Off
Oh, look at all the porn on here. Oh, look, here's Jared from Subway.
00:42:41
Matt LaRose
Oh, look, he was jerking off and he hung himself too much.
00:42:47
Matt LaRose
Went a little bit too far.
00:42:48
Fuck Off
I kept telling him to stop hanging himself.
00:42:52
Matt LaRose
Listen, if you're going to jerk off, that's one thing. But do you have to jerk off and hang yourself at the same time? Like, can we just, is there going to be a line somewhere?
00:43:00
Fuck Off
so weird.
00:43:03
Matt LaRose
Why do you hang yourself when you jerk off?
00:43:06
Fuck Off
I don't.
00:43:08
Matt LaRose
if you But like what's the idea behind guess that would make sense Alright well touche
00:43:11
Fuck Off
Same reason why chicks love it when I choke them out when they're about to fucking squirt all over my face. and like to be They like to black out while they're coming because it's more intense than harder. And then it blows and it feels like you had an aneurysm.
00:43:25
Matt LaRose
Hmm
00:43:26
Fuck Off
Which is all great. And then my buddy one night, we're out in Vegas. We were talking to these chicks and then he was saying he liked to be choked. I was like, you're a fucking homo, dude. wife I do the choking.
00:43:40
Matt LaRose
You're not going to choke me, gay boy.
00:43:45
Matt LaRose
Speaking of choking, did you watch any fights over the weekend?
00:43:48
Fuck Off
Sure he did. I watched them all.
00:43:50
Matt LaRose
I watched, I ended up, I've watched them all, but I didn't watch them all on Saturday because I thought I was going to be able to stay awake and I failed miserably.
00:43:51
Fuck Off
and me Every one of them.
00:43:59
Matt LaRose
So, well, when you buy them on ESPN, you can go back and watch them again.
00:43:59
Fuck Off
How do you watch them again?
00:44:03
Fuck Off
ah you can.
00:44:04
Matt LaRose
yeah not So they have it set up in a couple ways. If you go back, you can watch the whole event or they have it just broken down. This fight, this fight, this fight.
00:44:12
Fuck Off
Oh, no shit.
00:44:13
Matt LaRose
And that's what I did. I went back and just watched ah the fight what like the fights individually.
00:44:20
Fuck Off
Huh. I wish I had done that. I was struggling to stay awake, even though they did end early.
00:44:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah. i know I was fucking. I woke up at 3 o'clock in the morning. I was like, fuck. And then I managed to stay spoiler free and then still watch them and end up seeing what happened.
00:44:33
Fuck Off
Yeah, beautiful.
00:44:34
Matt LaRose
The yeah first fight of the night for the and ultimate fighter finale flyweight championship from fucking team chail fucking peace on in the fucking American gangster.
00:44:40
Fuck Off
I watched it.
00:44:47
Matt LaRose
Joseph Morales submitted Alibi Idris in the second round.
00:44:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, and it seemed like that was a big upset. Hey! The number one pick was DC's guy that he beat.
00:44:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that ah that Mongolia on.
00:45:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it was aite he was ah from Kazakhstan, same place as Bullitt's from.
00:45:04
Fuck Off
Yeah. Same place as Barat.
00:45:07
Matt LaRose
And fucking Joseph Morales is from Team Alpha Male. Coaches started there as a teenager and is now a coach at Team Alpha Male.
00:45:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, cool story. Started in Uriah's kids' classes.
00:45:17
Matt LaRose
So what a fucking corner this kid had. Fucking Uriah the Faber, the California kid, and Chael P. Sonnen in his fucking corner for that fight.
00:45:30
Fuck Off
How do you lose?
00:45:31
Matt LaRose
He can't lose. Dominated. ah Carini Silva defeated Dion Barbosa in the for a third round decision.
00:45:41
Fuck Off
No, that's backwards.
00:45:43
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:45:45
Fuck Off
Yeah, I watched that. Oh, you know yeah.
00:45:47
Matt LaRose
That's the women.
00:45:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's the women. That fight was such fucking horseshit. Karini got fucking destroyed in that fight. She lost every fucking round.
00:45:55
Matt LaRose
Right. She got
00:45:57
Fuck Off
And then they gave her the decision.
00:46:01
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:46:02
Fuck Off
Like everyone, everyone, Joe talked about it. They all talked about it.
00:46:06
Matt LaRose
They all talked about how it was bullshit.
00:46:08
Fuck Off
It was total bullshit.
00:46:11
Matt LaRose
Rounding out the early prelims, I called this one completely incorrectly. Drakkar Close defeated my guy Edson Barbosa via three round decision.
00:46:19
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:20
Matt LaRose
You told me that was going to happen and I poo-pooed you and I said Muay Thai.
00:46:23
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:26
Fuck Off
I remember.
00:46:26
Matt LaRose
yeah Drakkar close beat the fuck out of him for three rounds Drakkar Noir So this is where I started falling asleep here So Alexander the Great Hernandez knocked out Chase Hooper at 4 minutes and 58 seconds of the first round
00:46:29
Fuck Off
Drekard Noir.
00:46:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, the grade eight. It was Chase Hooper was fucking winning the entire round handily.
00:46:50
Matt LaRose
No shit
00:46:51
Fuck Off
Point fighting the fuck out of him. Picking him apart. And then he got fucking starched.
00:46:58
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:46:59
Fuck Off
and
00:46:59
Matt LaRose
which
00:47:00
Fuck Off
but Like right at the end of the first round, it was done.
00:47:00
Matt LaRose
Which is funny.
00:47:03
Fuck Off
Like it was the round was over. I think it was done with two seconds left.
00:47:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it said it was four minutes and 58 seconds.
00:47:07
Fuck Off
Is that right? Yeah, there was like two seconds left. Chase Hooper's just walking him down, just, you know, when we're going throw things up. And the great ape just was like, well, this fucking crazy drops him.
00:47:21
Fuck Off
Done. who Fucking fell that long, lanky ass, folded up into a fucking pile of rope.
00:47:26
Matt LaRose
Into a lawn chair.
00:47:27
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:28
Matt LaRose
It's funny because I remember I picked Chase Hooper because I was like, I got to stop picking against this kid. He's getting so much better. And then to hear he was doing a really good job and then just get knocked the fuck out.
00:47:35
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:39
Matt LaRose
I mean, that's a cruel game we play.
00:47:42
Fuck Off
It is. he He did well. He would have he won that round 10-9 had he been able to walk to his corner.
00:47:48
Matt LaRose
Damn. Just had to hang on for two more seconds.
00:47:51
Fuck Off
Yeah. There was another fight like that, too. We'll get to it.
00:47:53
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:47:54
Fuck Off
Next.
00:47:54
Matt LaRose
I missed this fight. Lupe Godinez defeated Jessica Andrade via three round decision.
00:48:01
Fuck Off
Fucking beat down.
00:48:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she beat the fuck out of her.
00:48:04
Fuck Off
ah Three straight rounds of just... You know... um
00:48:07
Matt LaRose
I like this Lupe Godinez chick. She's been getting better and better for over the last like couple years. Whenever she watches i fights, I watch her.
00:48:12
Fuck Off
um she put on the third round she lost. I think she won a unanimous decision, twenty nine twenty eight
00:48:20
Matt LaRose
Probably, yeah.
00:48:21
Fuck Off
So the third round is when, who'd she fight? Andrade?
00:48:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Jessica Andrade.
00:48:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, Andrade started just coming forward in the third round. like Actually, Joe even said it. She's like a female little Vanderlei Silva.
00:48:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, hell yeah.
00:48:35
Fuck Off
And she started piecing her up. And if it were a five-round fight, I'm not sure Loopy would have come out on top. But Lupe's good.
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Jessica Andrade has gone full lesbian with her haircut and her appearance.
00:48:47
Fuck Off
She's not full lesbian. She's transformed into an actual teenage boy.
00:48:55
Matt LaRose
with horrible tattoos.
00:48:56
Fuck Off
With very bad tattoos. Like you would hang out with her. You'd like, what's up, bro?
00:49:03
Matt LaRose
What's up, bro?
00:49:03
Fuck Off
Sweet ink.
00:49:04
Matt LaRose
Let's go see the Ninja Turtles together. Uh, I missed this one too.
00:49:06
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:09
Matt LaRose
Michael Olsgenstruck knocked out Gerald Mearshart in the first round three, three so minutes in.
00:49:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, good. Mearshart's got a chin like a fucking champagne flute.
00:49:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think that's that was going to be a lose or leave town for him. so
00:49:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, think thankfully. He was in even the highlights of one of the other fights. Mearshart just kept showing up on everyone's knockout highlight reel because he's got no fucking chin at all.
00:49:34
Matt LaRose
It's crazy and a horrible mustache.
00:49:35
Fuck Off
He's almost as bad as Ryan Hall and jumping to the ground.
00:49:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. And then rounding out the prelims, this Banisgar Suriskarev defeated or submitted Eric Nolan in the first second round.
00:49:48
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:49:48
Matt LaRose
I don't know if you know about this. This dude won a contract on Tuesday night on Dana White's Tuesday night contender series and said, and he's one of Hamzat's training partners.
00:49:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know.
00:49:53
Fuck Off
Four days.
00:50:00
Matt LaRose
And he said, put me on the, put me on, the card on Saturday so I can fight with Hamzat. And this fucking dude has had two fights in four days and two wins.
00:50:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. And he wants to fight again in September.
00:50:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:13
Fuck Off
And he's pretty good. He's got some room to be beat for sure. But he he fought he fought well.
00:50:23
Matt LaRose
And you know, Dana loves that shit, you know?
00:50:23
Fuck Off
He's going to get more experience. Dana loves him.
00:50:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:26
Fuck Off
He said, now you're going to know my name. You're going to pronounce my name. Everyone say it and He kept like chanting it in the ring.
00:50:34
Matt LaRose
He's got charisma too. He's got it all,
00:50:35
Fuck Off
I like him. He's a little cocky, actually. He's he's way more arrogant than Khazmet.
00:50:43
Matt LaRose
I like ah the UFC's got a good stock of fighters right now. you know There's like a lot of exciting fighters in there. and We're going to talk about some of them coming up on the main card.
00:50:51
Fuck Off
Go ahead.
00:50:53
Matt LaRose
This a fight is fucking unbelievable. ah Tim Elliott comes back and defeats two-time Ryzen champion who's now owen two in the UFC, Kai Asakura, with a insanely deep guillotine choke after beating the fuck out of him for a round and a half.
00:51:09
Fuck Off
Beat the fucking piss out of them. Got that top mounted guillotine. Cranked them out.
00:51:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. This kid, uh, Kaya Sikora came over from rising. They put them up against Pantoja cause they needed someone for Pantoja to fight. And it was like, you know, this dude's coming over from rise and he's probably really good.
00:51:25
Fuck Off
Antoja's too good.
00:51:27
Matt LaRose
Pantoja beat the fuck out of him. So then they give him Tim Elliott who hasn't fought since like 2023.
00:51:32
Fuck Off
He was basically retired. They
00:51:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and it's like, oh yeah, like we'll throw him a tomato can and fucking...
00:51:36
Fuck Off
said Tim Elliott's last time he fought for a title was like 19 years ago.
00:51:43
Matt LaRose
That's crazy.
00:51:44
Fuck Off
Or like 2000 and whatever it was, 11 or 12, whenever he...
00:51:47
Matt LaRose
He started fighting in 2012.
00:51:49
Fuck Off
Yeah, 2012. 2012.
00:51:52
Matt LaRose
That's unbelievable. He's been fighting for fucking 13 fucking years.
00:51:58
Fuck Off
I think that's all set for that rising kid. He's done.
00:52:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think that's going to be the end of it for him.
00:52:05
Fuck Off
the The president of rising was there to ringside.
00:52:07
Matt LaRose
He's been there for both of his fights to watch him get fucking smoked.
00:52:11
Fuck Off
If that's their best fucking quality, there's their leaps and bounds behind us.
00:52:11
Matt LaRose
Pantoja fucking.
00:52:16
Matt LaRose
And the thing is, man, ah also, yeah, Pantoja submitted him in their second round to this guy can't get out of the second round without getting submitted. um
00:52:27
Matt LaRose
Like Japan needs a fucking star and they just don't have one.
00:52:30
Fuck Off
Jeph.
00:52:31
Matt LaRose
ja Japan Nippon. I always say, number one, you need a Japanese star. Number two, you're missing the mark every time you don't come out dressed like a fucking full-blown samurai every time.
00:52:45
Fuck Off
Every time.
00:52:45
Matt LaRose
You have to.
00:52:46
Fuck Off
We got to.
00:52:46
Matt LaRose
You have to. Get your shit together, Japan. Get us a fucking MMA guy and get him in a fucking samurai outfit.
00:52:57
Fuck Off
They're just not good at much. They're good sushi chefs.
00:53:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he can make a great sushi. They got these guys and like Dana White must be loving this because we're going to touch on more of this in a minute. But like these guys coming over from Bellator, they get fucking smoked. These guys coming over from Ryzen, they get fucking smoked. It's like the UFC is just proving their dominance by bringing up with the exception of fucking Rainier DeRitter coming over from one. Everybody that they're bringing over just gets fucking smoked.
00:53:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, and we'll see about Rainier. I mean, they're saying, well, Joe's trying to talk it up, saying he's got all the tools to beat. Comes up, but that's not going to happen.
00:53:38
Matt LaRose
Thumbs up. Yeah, I don't think that's going to happen. Not from that guy.
00:53:42
Fuck Off
No.
00:53:42
Matt LaRose
ah Speaking of guys coming over from Bellator, Michael Venom Page, MVP, defeated the Killer Gorilla. Google lied to me. I thought that this fight was off on our last recording. The fight was not off.
00:53:54
Matt LaRose
MVP wins a dominant decision over the Killer Gorilla, Jared Cannoneer.
00:53:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, he got he got destroyed. This point fighting stuff.
00:54:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:54:05
Fuck Off
And he's dangerous with it. He can knock people out, so
00:54:10
Matt LaRose
And him and the next guy have already agreed to a match. ah My you can't not love this fucking guy, and he just keeps getting better. Carlos Protas knocks out your boy Joff Neal with one second left in the first round with tomahawk elbow and then a spinning elbow and just fucking drops him dead with one second left.
00:54:33
Fuck Off
Two spinning elbow knockouts last night.
00:54:35
Matt LaRose
Unbelievable. Unbelievable.
00:54:36
Fuck Off
They were brutal. Not as brutal as the next one coming that we'll get to, but this one was pretty impressive.
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:54:46
Matt LaRose
Protest beat the fuck out of this dude
00:54:49
Fuck Off
I don't think MVP agreed to a fight with him.
00:54:53
Matt LaRose
So what ended up happening was ah After the fight
00:54:57
Fuck Off
MVP can't beat him.
00:55:00
Matt LaRose
Protas said he wanted to fight Leon Edwards in Rio in October. They're doing a big Rio card. He wants to be on the Rio card. He called out Leon Edwards and said that would be a good fight for him.
00:55:12
Matt LaRose
And then when the post fight press conference happened, MVP went up and did the his press conference before Protas. And he said, I heard Protas wants someone to fight in Rio in October. He's like, I would love to fight him. I'll take that fight.
00:55:29
Matt LaRose
And so they were, so then when protest came up like a half an hour or an hour later, they said, they asked him about Leon and he was like, yeah, I think Leon would be a great fight. And then they told him, well, MVP was in here and MVP says he'll fight you in October if you want.
00:55:45
Matt LaRose
And protest was like, oh, I would fucking love that. He was like, I grew up watching MVP. Like I would totally, if he wants to fight, I'll definitely fight him in October and Rio. That would be awesome.
00:55:55
Fuck Off
a fun fight.
00:55:56
Matt LaRose
And then
00:55:56
Fuck Off
i Yeah.
00:55:57
Matt LaRose
They were, but after all that shit, they were partying in Chicago, drinking whiskey, getting fucked up together, hanging out, and they're probably going to fight each other in two months. Smoking butts, drinking whiskey, getting all fucked up. Protesters sitting at the fucking post-fight press conference, ripping a butt.
00:56:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know how he gets to smoke at these places.
00:56:19
Matt LaRose
he Because he don't give a fuck, and they just let him go be him. He's single-handedly going to bring back the cigarette fucking. He's like Joe Camel. It's just going to be protest.
00:56:27
Fuck Off
You should start. You should start smoking red apples.
00:56:29
Matt LaRose
I should. Yeah, man, I'll get some red apples.
00:56:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:56:33
Matt LaRose
But so, yeah, both of those guys were like, yeah, I'll fucking.
00:56:35
Fuck Off
That's a great fight.
00:56:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:38
Fuck Off
Pratis wins that.
00:56:39
Matt LaRose
For sure. Protest is so fucking mean, dude. He's nasty.
00:56:43
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:56:44
Matt LaRose
Fucking Jeff Neal was talking shit all week saying, it's going to be a one round fight. It's going to be a one round fight.
00:56:50
Fuck Off
He was right.
00:56:50
Matt LaRose
I'm going to take him. And then, yeah. And then fucking protest starts beating the fuck out of him. Did you hear him talking shit to him?
00:56:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:56:57
Matt LaRose
He starts beating the fuck out of him. And then Jeff Neal tries to take him down. He goes, you can take me down. You can take me down. i thought was going one round fight. Now you try to take me down and then fucking oh elbows the fuck out of him and kills him. This dude is the fucking best man.
00:57:10
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's great.
00:57:11
Matt LaRose
So he's great.
00:57:12
Fuck Off
Big fan.
00:57:15
Matt LaRose
Speaking of spinning elbows, your boy, Lee Roan Murphy spinning elbow killed Aaron Pico. Another guy coming over from Bellator with a big, big, hot fucking prospect just gets absolutely fucking.
00:57:29
Fuck Off
That guy got knocked out so stiff they couldn't get his mouthpiece out of his mouth for like 30 seconds.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They said he was out for like four, like four minutes or something and they couldn't get his mouthpiece out of his mouth because his teeth were clenched together.
00:57:42
Fuck Off
His jaw was completely clenched. That's the second time or third time he's been actually stewed like that.
00:57:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:50
Fuck Off
DC had said he had seen him get in his earlier two knockouts he was completely out cold like that. He was in the hospital. He sent said everyone he's fine and he'll be back stronger.
00:58:03
Fuck Off
That's not going to happen.
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
Right. The problem is when you get knocked out like that a couple of times.
00:58:08
Fuck Off
A lot of wrestlers as well, they they're just not built to be hit.
00:58:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:18
Fuck Off
Traditionally, right? They wrestle. They get hit in the head, they go to sleep usually.
00:58:23
Matt LaRose
yeah Their defense typically isn't.
00:58:25
Fuck Off
There were very few, like the Mark Kers, the Mark Comans, those guys evolved. But still, those guys got knocked out brutally too.
00:58:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:58:34
Fuck Off
And once they got to be off all the juice, that was that.
00:58:37
Matt LaRose
Then it was even worse.
00:58:39
Fuck Off
You think those guys could compete with Kamzat?
00:58:43
Matt LaRose
You got like your boy Uriah Faber, Rassler.
00:58:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, and
00:58:50
Fuck Off
yeah.
00:58:50
Matt LaRose
He kind of, those guys kind of had the formula though. They kind of had it figured out. Cause it was like, remember for a while team alpha male really was fucking unbelievable. Like, yeah.
00:58:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, in the WEC.
00:59:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Damn.
00:59:03
Fuck Off
Early years. The sport has changed so much.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
It really fucking has. Yeah. So this Aaron Pico kid, man, I mean, he was a hot prospect.
00:59:11
Fuck Off
Here's all the chatter.
00:59:12
Matt LaRose
Ooh. Yeah. And I was even, I even picked him to win and, Leron's now by saying that he's going to fight Volk for the title like in December or something like that.
00:59:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, they they voke said, let's do it.
00:59:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:59:25
Fuck Off
So that was awesome. um So that'll be a good fight. I see Volk winning that, but...
00:59:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, i agree, which honestly is good for Volk.
00:59:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's it's a good fight, and it keeps him going, and then, you know, whatever. But... um I see that fight happening, and then that might be... i don't see Volk defending it after that.
00:59:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, unless they do like a rematch or something like that or.
00:59:50
Fuck Off
I don't think that's going happen. There are other guys underneath that that can go fight now.
00:59:57
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening, middleweight, I can't believe it, but middleweight is exciting.
Hamza Chemaev: Dominance in Middleweight Division
01:00:02
Matt LaRose
Again, the amount of guy you got these MVP, you got fucking protests, you got all these fucking guys. Oh, wait, no.
01:00:07
Fuck Off
and MVP is not even like a, I mean, he's physically a middleweight, but he doesn't fight at middleweight.
01:00:07
Matt LaRose
Protesters.
01:00:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:12
Fuck Off
He fights at welterweight.
01:00:12
Matt LaRose
True. And protest was it built. it Was it Walter way to maybe that's what I was thinking was Walter way. It's exciting now, but middleweight middleweight's exciting now.
01:00:19
Fuck Off
No, but he did fight at middleweight. He fought at middleweight, but he usually fights at welterweight.
01:00:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Right. That's right. That's what got me confused.
01:00:26
Fuck Off
But I mean, he's big for a fucking middleweight.
01:00:28
Matt LaRose
And honestly, he should go back to to Walter weight because fucking he doesn't want to fight this guy because this guy will murder him.
01:00:35
Fuck Off
Which guy?
01:00:36
Matt LaRose
Hamza Chemaev, your new middleweight champion, defeats Drikas Duplicy via five-round
01:00:46
Matt LaRose
domination. Is that the fair word for it?
01:00:48
Fuck Off
No, it's not even a fair word. It was so ridiculously one-sided.
01:00:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:53
Fuck Off
i mean, it's what... He landed, they said, like 500 punches.
01:00:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Him and Cain Velasquez are the only fighters in the UFC to have like five five punches per minute or something like that.
01:01:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, 5.5 punches a minute.
01:01:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:11
Fuck Off
He landed in one of the rounds, like 197 strikes.
01:01:15
Matt LaRose
They said,
01:01:15
Fuck Off
Went in a crucifix. They're like, well, he's not doing a lot of damage, but Duplessis gets up, he can't see out of his eye.
01:01:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:01:21
Fuck Off
He can't.
01:01:22
Matt LaRose
yeah Get punched in the head. Punch yourself in the face. Not hard and don't do a lot of damage 197 times and then see what the fuck happens after that. Like your face is swollen. You feel like shit. Like your head fucking hurts. like And end you can't breathe because there's a fucking dude laying on top of Yeah.
01:01:37
Fuck Off
He was so knuckled up.
01:01:42
Fuck Off
That was the thing. He said he felt like a complete wet blanket that he just could not get out from under. And that's what he does to you.
01:01:47
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:01:50
Matt LaRose
he yeah They said that he had like something like, i think it was 23 minutes of ground control time and out of a 25-minute fight in 18 minutes were spent in the crucifix position.
01:01:58
Fuck Off
Out of a 25-minute fight.
01:02:06
Matt LaRose
That's fucking unbelievable, dude.
01:02:08
Fuck Off
It was actually unbelievable that Duplessis didn't get finished.
01:02:12
Matt LaRose
I know that's what I was the most surprised about. And dude, like you hear his fucking corner, man. His corner was terrible. They're giving them, they're giving them like the, the classic Naga.
01:02:19
Fuck Off
ah
01:02:22
Matt LaRose
Like you got to get out of that.
01:02:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:25
Matt LaRose
Like you don't, you don't get in the crucifix.
01:02:27
Fuck Off
They don't know what to do. It's like you train for whatever you want. And then when you're in there and it's happening to you and you're seeing it, you can't get away from that guy. He's a fucking freak of nature, period.
01:02:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's a,
01:02:39
Fuck Off
he He's got it all. He doesn't even have to. He's toying with these people.
01:02:44
Matt LaRose
a wise man once A wise man once told me he's the greatest fighter I've ever seen.
01:02:44
Fuck Off
He didn't even try.
01:02:51
Fuck Off
That guy must be a genius.
01:02:52
Matt LaRose
It was so funny because all I heard all week from like all the analysts and everything was like, what's gonna what it's going to come down to is it's not If Khamzat takes him down, it's how long it's going to take for him to take him down.
01:03:08
Matt LaRose
And that's going to dictate how the fight works. If he takes him down right away, he's going to, he goes, he goes, if they, if he takes him down right away, that's going to dictate the fight.
01:03:11
Fuck Off
And then he said, how's my dictate?
01:03:18
Matt LaRose
If Duplessis can stop him, that's going to dictate the fight. Khamzat shot in three seconds and finished the takedown in seven seconds into the fight.
01:03:27
Fuck Off
That first shot, too, was fucking incredible.
01:03:28
Matt LaRose
First shot.
01:03:29
Fuck Off
It was across 19 feet of cage.
01:03:32
Matt LaRose
Dude, he did the same thing. ah ah was the lead jingling fight, and then there's another fight where he i you watch his double leg, and it's like his shot is just boom.
01:03:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, you just have to You know you're getting taken down there, so you just have to be with the
01:03:43
Matt LaRose
It's the fastest shot ever.
01:03:47
Fuck Off
with the um with the fucking game bread quick knee.
01:03:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you really.
01:03:53
Fuck Off
like You just have to start throwing knee. Look, you're getting taken down anyway. It's going to happen.
01:03:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:00
Fuck Off
So you've got to land something on the way in to prevent that.
01:04:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:03
Fuck Off
And you have two options. One is... to try to sprawl and then throw those elbows, which is, i don't know. You haven't seen it done yet. And the other thing is to catch him with the knee as he's diving for that fucking double leg. i mean, there's nothing else you can do there.
01:04:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
Fight Strategies: Planning and Adaptation
01:04:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. it's almost not even worth going you have to do a d because you could try to upper cup but you almost don't even want to do that because then you can't
01:04:28
Fuck Off
No, you might miss him and you're throwing yourself off balance and he could slide right in to take your back.
01:04:29
Matt LaRose
yeah
01:04:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. You'd have to just fucking knee the shit out of him.
01:04:35
Fuck Off
Like, you have to just be like, alright, I'm throwing knees, and when he takes me down immediately after that knee, I'm trying to just pull him into guard or hold the head. Like, you have to have that plan going in.
01:04:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:46
Fuck Off
I don't want to, but this is how I'm going to open it up. I'm throwing a fucking knee in five seconds.
01:04:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:52
Matt LaRose
Cause he's going to shoot in five seconds. He does every fucking single one of his fights. He comes in, boom shot and gets it pretty much every fucking time.
01:04:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:05:01
Fuck Off
He's incredible. I think he only missed, like, I don't four takedowns maybe?
01:05:07
Matt LaRose
Out of 150 million?
01:05:11
Fuck Off
he just He doesn't even lose round.
Fighter's Visa Issues and Superstar Status
01:05:15
Fuck Off
He doesn't lose any. He's so much more dominant than
01:05:20
Fuck Off
anybody.
01:05:21
Matt LaRose
Anybody? I'm excited. Now they're he finally got his visa issues all sorted out, so now he wants to fight all the time again in shit and shit. This dude's already he's ah he's an absolute superstar now. Everybody fucking loves this guy.
01:05:35
Fuck Off
yeah even though he's a terrorist
01:05:37
Matt LaRose
Did you see that shit that he said to DC? That was so fucking funny. Chicks like terrorists. Oh, he's a funny motherfucker. And he's got a big, ugly cleft lip too.
01:05:47
Fuck Off
oh yeah you know I love the cleft lippies now fight it out oh China oh yeah I
01:05:50
Matt LaRose
Of course. Uh, this fights this weekend. Did you know that? that They're from China.
Upcoming Fights in China: Timing and Challenges
01:06:00
Fuck Off
thought I'm not gonna watch any of those fights
01:06:01
Matt LaRose
The prelims start at three o'clock in the morning.
01:06:05
Fuck Off
Three? It's a man event at six?
01:06:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, main events at six. ah on the on On the prelims, Michel Pereira is fighting Kyle Dukakis.
01:06:16
Fuck Off
Michelle!
01:06:17
Matt LaRose
Michel. And then on the main card, there is a couple of good fights on here.
01:06:26
Matt LaRose
Sergei Palvovich takes on Waldo Cortez Acosta.
01:06:29
Fuck Off
ah yeah. I like Waldo. He's my man.
01:06:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Sergei is a big Russian.
01:06:34
Fuck Off
Yep.
01:06:34
Matt LaRose
In the co-main event of the evening, Brian T. City Ortega takes on Al Jermaine Aljo Sterling.
01:06:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, two fighters past their prime. Fine. Get it out of the way. I think T-City wins this fight.
01:06:47
Matt LaRose
Loser leaves town.
01:06:48
Fuck Off
Hope so. Loser stays in China.
01:06:51
Matt LaRose
China. And then the main event of the evening is Zhang Miang taking on Johnny Walker, who like I can't stand.
01:06:59
Fuck Off
I know. He is in exciting fights, though. so
01:07:01
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is, yeah, it's a fun, exciting fight and it's in China.
01:07:04
Fuck Off
When it's in the morning.
01:07:04
Matt LaRose
So they're going to try to pop, prop up their, uh, Chinese guy here, Zhang being and do a big old thing. So I'm probably not going to watch those. It's fine. I probably would rather be sleeping anyways.
01:07:16
Matt LaRose
So
Potential Opponents: Rematches and New Fights
01:07:22
Matt LaRose
what do you think they're, what you think they're going to do with your boy Hamza next?
01:07:22
Fuck Off
like
01:07:25
Matt LaRose
Who do you have him fight?
01:07:27
Fuck Off
I don't know. Who's next?
01:07:29
Matt LaRose
You give Drikas a rematch.
01:07:31
Fuck Off
No, he doesn't deserve a rematch.
01:07:33
Matt LaRose
No, he got...
01:07:33
Fuck Off
he got He got destroyed. It's it's not even close. So he's got a fight. What's his name? they were They were talking about him fighting
01:07:44
Fuck Off
Machaev, I think.
01:07:45
Matt LaRose
So you got a the number one contender, I guess, is Dreykus. Number two is Sean Strickland.
01:07:54
Fuck Off
Oh, Strickland said he's the only one who could wrestle with him. Because he can't be can't be held down.
01:07:58
Matt LaRose
He'll fucking kill Strickland.
01:08:00
Fuck Off
Strickland isn't even that good of a fighter.
01:08:03
Matt LaRose
No. Nasser Dean. Imam of is number three.
01:08:07
Fuck Off
They're saying DeRitter's the fight.
01:08:09
Matt LaRose
He's number five. Israel out of Sonia is number four. Oh, this guy I think is who they want him to fight. Is this Kyle Barallo from the fight nerds?
01:08:18
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. he He was mentioned, too.
01:08:20
Matt LaRose
um Anthony Hernandez who just knocked out fucking.
01:08:23
Fuck Off
Luffy.
01:08:25
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. That's yeah. Fluffy Hernandez.
01:08:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, so those are the three guys that they want to put him up with.
01:08:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:08:31
Fuck Off
It's like Fluffy, Cow, and DeRitter.
01:08:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:08:35
Matt LaRose
And Gerritter.
01:08:36
Fuck Off
But he's just he's too good for those guys.
01:08:40
Matt LaRose
I mean, yeah, he'll fucking beat all those guys.
01:08:42
Fuck Off
No one can beat this guy.
01:08:45
Matt LaRose
What if ah Islam comes up to 185?
01:08:49
Fuck Off
Well, that's the fight they're already talking about making.
01:08:51
Matt LaRose
That would be unreal if they did that. far I mean, I don't know. Fucking Chimaev is huge.
01:08:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:08:59
Matt LaRose
He's a big motherfucker. And I mean, I know Islam is big, but fucking comes up, picked up DC and spun him around like a little baby.
01:09:08
Fuck Off
He tossed him like an absolute rag doll. Like just DC was shocked too.
01:09:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:09:14
Fuck Off
Cause he settled into it and DC is fucking, he's got about, I don't know, 50 pounds on me right now.
01:09:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. DC is huge.
01:09:22
Fuck Off
Yeah. So, I mean, he, he literally handled him like a child.
01:09:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Picked them up and
01:09:29
Fuck Off
DC was shocked.
01:09:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah, spun them right around And DC kept telling them afterwards like He's like, you can't do that shit to me He goes, did you just see him? He goes, he's doing the interview with him afterwards He goes, you can't do that to me You can't do that to me And fucking Hamzat reaches over and just grabs his little fat roll And he goes, oh, I think you're cute This guy's fucking hilarious, man He's awesome
01:09:48
Fuck Off
love him.
01:09:54
Fuck Off
i love em
01:09:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you said since fucking almost day one. He's the greatest fighter you've ever seen. know
01:10:01
Fuck Off
Day one.
01:10:02
Matt LaRose
Almost day one.
01:10:04
Fuck Off
Day one.
01:10:05
Matt LaRose
Almost. You had to watch him do like two fights first, I think.
01:10:08
Fuck Off
Not even.
01:10:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah,
01:10:10
Fuck Off
I saw that motherfucker. There's this Islam has a chance just because his standup is so good and he's got some, you know, you need someone who's got that type of wrestling background first and foremost.
01:10:21
Matt LaRose
yeah. yeah
01:10:22
Fuck Off
And, and, you know, I don't think an American is that guy.
01:10:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:10:26
Fuck Off
ah Because most American wrestlers are more... um
01:10:32
Matt LaRose
Bo Nickel.
01:10:38
Matt LaRose
Penn State.
01:10:39
Fuck Off
i mean, Cain Velasquez wouldn't beat this kid.
01:10:43
Matt LaRose
I don't know. Kane was huge.
01:10:46
Fuck Off
This kid is big.
01:10:48
Matt LaRose
Kane Velasquez was like 260 pounds in Mexican.
01:10:51
Fuck Off
This kid would kill Cain Velasquez.
01:10:53
Matt LaRose
in a mexican
01:10:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:10:55
Matt LaRose
Well, Cain Velasquez might try to shoot him, so.
01:11:00
Matt LaRose
Free Cain, by the way.
01:11:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, no doubt.
01:11:03
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:11:04
Fuck Off
Brown pride, baby.
01:11:06
Matt LaRose
Brown pride. The best. Oh, I actually i had one more thing about 319. ah Your boy Brian Battle missed weight by four pounds. This is now the second time that he's missed weight in a row.
01:11:20
Fuck Off
Cut him.
01:11:20
Matt LaRose
And yeah, I think he's going to get cut, man. I think he fucked himself over.
01:11:26
Fuck Off
Speaking of getting cut, the Patriots cut Kyle Duggar.
01:11:28
Matt LaRose
That's the last thing I have in my notes is is I wanted to ask you about your pats who you have already stated are going to win the Super Bowl this year.
01:11:35
Fuck Off
may not lose the game.
01:11:36
Matt LaRose
Can we go on record right now as saying they may not lose a game and they're going to win the Super
Patriots Restructure: Cutting Kyle Duggar
01:11:40
Matt LaRose
Bowl this year?
01:11:41
Fuck Off
ah hundred percent 100%.
01:11:42
Matt LaRose
Damn. 100% should I bet the house?
01:11:44
Fuck Off
yeah I would bet your house.
01:11:47
Matt LaRose
Will you bet my house?
01:11:48
Fuck Off
I will bet it.
01:11:51
Matt LaRose
Who's Kyle Duggar?
01:11:51
Fuck Off
um Kyle Duggar was our safety... for a lot of years, Bill Belichick hired him out of a division two school. And he said he was so difficult to scout because he was basically like an actual man playing pop Warner with kids around him.
01:12:06
Fuck Off
Like just ran over everybody, ran by everybody, ran through everybody. He's been a Patriot for a long time, but they have four legit safeties right now. And Duggar had a bad year last year. he got injured and he just ended the game the other night on an interception.
01:12:22
Fuck Off
So, I mean, he, he's played himself into, Definitely another team, but yeah, they cut three or four people to get down the 53-man roster. This is is our dance now.
01:12:32
Fuck Off
this is who This is who brung us. This is what we're going with.
01:12:34
Matt LaRose
Oh, this is this is what we got. These are our guys.
01:12:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, we have a legitimate chance of... I still think they need some roster changes. We need another cornerback. We have some injuries to deal with. The receiver stuff isn't flushed out yet, although it looks like they're cutting Javon Baker.
01:12:54
Fuck Off
Finally, and probably
01:13:00
Fuck Off
Polk is the other guy who was fucking terrible. We have like three new rookie receivers, and then we've got a free agent, Matt Collins. We've got Stefan Diggs. So, no, he's in Dallas, and Dallas is actually looking to bring someone else in to replace him.
01:13:10
Matt LaRose
Don't have my guy Bazooka Joe. It's a bunch of bullshit.
01:13:18
Matt LaRose
What?
01:13:19
Fuck Off
Yeah. They're trying to sign. i can't remember who they're trying to sign, but legitimately here's the thing about the Patriots this year, the way that they are and the mix that they have of youth and experience, they have a ton of rookies and second year.
01:13:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. You just said they had like four rookie wide receivers.
01:13:38
Fuck Off
Yeah. And they have a bunch of second year players too.
01:13:39
Matt LaRose
Damn.
01:13:42
Fuck Off
um but they also brought in some vets that have played with Vrabel before, and we have some vets like Christian Barmore and Keon White and guys like that.
01:13:48
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah, that's true.
01:13:51
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Variables the coach, right? This is his first year.
01:13:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, man, and the way they're playing for him, the team is starting to resemble him, and that's what good coaches
01:13:54
Matt LaRose
oh shit.
01:13:58
Matt LaRose
Okay. Yeah. Okay.
Patriots' Division Prospects: Team Changes and Strategies
01:14:00
Fuck Off
do.
01:14:00
Fuck Off
Their teams resemble them, and these guys are starting to play like that. So I think they have the team in the division. I'm not impressed with Buffalo or Miami or the Jets,
01:14:12
Matt LaRose
what's there to be impressed by other than Bill's mafia
01:14:14
Fuck Off
Nothing. They have a legitimate chance to win the AFC East and to go to the playoffs.
01:14:22
Matt LaRose
damn damn damn
01:14:22
Fuck Off
They have a legitimate chance of winning 10 games. Now, whether they can do either one of those three things is why they play the game. But they have that opportunity to win between 8 and 10 games, win the division, and make the wild card in the playoffs like that.
01:14:40
Fuck Off
Will they go far? No. But once you get in, it's just who gets hot, right?
01:14:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's going to get your foot in the door.
01:14:46
Fuck Off
You've got to get your foot in the door, our handsome fellow.
01:14:48
Matt LaRose
You know, I'll tell you what I will consider this season a success. If they get their foot in the door,
01:14:57
Fuck Off
So they have to make it to the playoffs to be a success for you.
01:15:00
Matt LaRose
just get your foot in the door, fella.
01:15:01
Fuck Off
Even though they only won four games last year.
01:15:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I mean, well, it's I would have said if they win,
01:15:08
Fuck Off
A successful season to me would be you got to win 10 games.
01:15:11
Matt LaRose
well, to me,
01:15:12
Fuck Off
whether they Whether they get into the playoffs or not, that's a successful season. A grand season would be making. If they could get into the playoffs in his first year, that's a massive thing.
01:15:21
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:15:24
Matt LaRose
I was going to say, if you're finished the season 500, that's a success, but you've just fucking talked them up so much to me that I feel like, I feel like I got to raise the bar.
01:15:32
Fuck Off
If they finish the season, you have to. If they finish the season 500, it's a massive failure.
01:15:38
Matt LaRose
Okay. All right. So that, so we got to be between a 500 season and hitting the playoffs.
01:15:40
Fuck Off
It is.
01:15:44
Fuck Off
They have to win more than seven games. They're built to win between seven and 10. 10 is the high end.
01:15:52
Matt LaRose
Well, half the season is eight.
01:15:52
Fuck Off
Seven's the low end. 17
01:15:53
Matt LaRose
A 500 season is eight games, right? Is it 16 games a season?
01:15:57
Fuck Off
weeks, yeah. seventeen
01:15:58
Matt LaRose
So if you win eight, a 17...
01:15:59
Fuck Off
and weeks yeah
01:16:00
Matt LaRose
So if you win eight, that would be ah success.
01:16:04
Fuck Off
That would be a success. That's why I said between 8 and 10.
01:16:07
Matt LaRose
Right. Well, before you said that that would be a failure if they win 500, but 500 would be eight games.
01:16:15
Fuck Off
It's a failure.
01:16:18
Matt LaRose
But you just said if they win seven to 10, then that's a success.
01:16:18
Fuck Off
I said i said i said i see them winning between and
01:16:21
Matt LaRose
So eight...
01:16:24
Matt LaRose
Okay. All right. Well then.
01:16:26
Fuck Off
They need to win over eight to call it a successful season.
01:16:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that would be 500.
01:16:30
Fuck Off
if they only win
01:16:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah,
01:16:32
Fuck Off
If they only win seven games, that's not a winning season.
01:16:34
Matt LaRose
yeah I agree. If they win eight, that's a winning season. That would be 500.
01:16:42
Fuck Off
not good enough, but yeah.
01:16:42
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:16:43
Fuck Off
It would be a winning season as to where, from where they're coming from, that's correct.
01:16:44
Matt LaRose
I. Right. Right.
01:16:48
Fuck Off
But from what they're capable of doing, they could win double-digit games, and they should.
01:16:50
Matt LaRose
Right. Fair enough.
01:16:53
Matt LaRose
I was saying from where they're coming from, 500 would be success.
01:16:56
Fuck Off
I agree.
01:16:57
Matt LaRose
But then when you talked them up, that's when I said, all right, get me the playoffs. Then show me what you show me what you got, Vrabel.
01:17:00
Fuck Off
i agree with you. Any other year, any other year, i would say you're right.
01:17:03
Matt LaRose
I had your back back in the day.
01:17:09
Fuck Off
500 this year, if they're able to even get seven, eight wins, that's a huge fucking win. But the way that they're playing, they're 2-0 right now, and the that doesn't mean shit. But it's just the way they come out.
01:17:20
Fuck Off
If they can come out and win a couple games early and stock them up, get a few sneaky wins, and that always happens at the beginning of the year.
01:17:27
Matt LaRose
Of course, yeah.
01:17:28
Fuck Off
I don't even know who their schedule is, but they have a light schedule.
01:17:31
Matt LaRose
think they opened the season against the Raiders at home.
01:17:32
Fuck Off
ah
01:17:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, see, like, that's a win, in my opinion.
01:17:36
Matt LaRose
I feel like that should be a win.
01:17:37
Fuck Off
I think they can win that game, and and that may not have been a win, um you know, Before the season, like that, because they've got Brock Bowers, that tight end, they've got Geno Smith, who's a good quarterback.
01:17:46
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:17:52
Fuck Off
They've got a good running back. They had some super fast receivers. You're like, fuck, they got Tom Brady as an owner. You know, they were going to want to come in and be good.
01:18:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I think you want to come out, you want to fucking hard-nosed football and ram it right down the Raiders' throat first game and let everybody fucking know.
01:18:00
Fuck Off
And they have a pretty good team.
01:18:10
Fuck Off
That's what's going to happen. They're going to set Here's what's beautiful. We got so lucky by getting this Trevion Henderson kid from Ohio State, this running back. He's a fucking game changer.
01:18:21
Fuck Off
He's lightning in a bottle. he just He's the one who ran back the opening kick for a touchdown. Like, he's just explosive. If we hadn't gotten him,
Strengthening the Patriots' Running Game: New Recruits
01:18:30
Fuck Off
the season's a lot different, too.
01:18:33
Fuck Off
He makes it so that we can actually – we're going to be the Tennessee Titans. He had Derek Henry for years running the ball. We've got three running backs that can run the ball in various ways with various zone rushes and a good line to be able to ah get them at least to daylight where they can do the rest from there where they're now explosive.
01:18:56
Fuck Off
That will then open up the passing game. So this is the first time we're going to use the running game. This brings us back to like the eighties, Tony Easton style.
01:19:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
01:19:05
Fuck Off
where you're setting up the running game with Tony Collins and Craig James and Stevenson and all those guys. And then it's going to open up the outside to Irving Fryer and to ah Terry Glenn and Stanley fucking Morgan.
01:19:20
Matt LaRose
Oh, shit.
01:19:21
Fuck Off
Like, ah so I see that happening kind of this year and you almost have similar receivers, Terry Glenn, Ohio state, Stefan, Stefan digs.
01:19:28
Matt LaRose
The Ohio State. Oh.
01:19:31
Fuck Off
He might've gone to Ohio state actually. But they have a lot of people that similar type roster to be set up to run the ball, to play fucking real hard-nosed defense.
01:19:47
Fuck Off
They're good on special teams. And offensively, they've got a few explosive players at a few explosive positions. And it's all going to come down to Drake May and how much lightning he's got in his arm. And he's got an electric arm.
01:19:59
Fuck Off
He just has to be better than that Mac Jones douche.
01:20:03
Matt LaRose
I don't think that'll be too hard because Mac Jones ended up sucking dong.
01:20:06
Fuck Off
He's terrible.
Patriots' Season Schedule and Opener Enthusiasm
01:20:10
Fuck Off
Anyway, that's my Patriots breakdown.
01:20:10
Matt LaRose
Fuck Mac Jones. All right. when When does the season start? Like two more weeks or something?
01:20:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, man, it's coming up quick.
01:20:15
Matt LaRose
Three weeks? They have one more preseason game?
01:20:19
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:20:20
Matt LaRose
And then a week off?
01:20:23
Fuck Off
About a week back.
01:20:23
Matt LaRose
Maybe? When's the fucking...
01:20:28
Matt LaRose
Pat's first game.
01:20:36
Matt LaRose
Here we go. Pull it up right now. September 7th, 1 o'clock against the Raiders at home. You got the Giants Thursday, August 21st at 8 o'clock. So that's this week.
01:20:48
Matt LaRose
Then you got a week off. Then the 7th. Oh, great. That's the day I come home from Lake George. I'll get home from Lake George, unpack my shit, park it on the couch, and fucking I'm going to watch the Pats and the Raiders.
01:21:04
Fuck Off
What a fucking day.
01:21:05
Matt LaRose
The Raiders.
01:21:10
Matt LaRose
That's all I got, Dickie. It's been an hour and 21 minutes.
01:21:13
Fuck Off
An hour 21.
01:21:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:21:15
Fuck Off
gotta go.
01:21:16
Matt LaRose
I wasn't I wasn't sure if we were going to get an hour
Podcast Wrap-up: Focus on Patriots Discussion
01:21:20
Fuck Off
Oh my God. I didn't want to.
01:21:20
Matt LaRose
and then we poked, we poked just over an hour.
01:21:23
Matt LaRose
and Then you just took it off on Patriots talk for like 20 fucking minutes, man. You let it rip.
01:21:27
Fuck Off
I let it rip.
01:21:28
Matt LaRose
You let it rip on the Patriots. You let it rip on your boy, Martin. ah Oh shit.
01:21:38
Fuck Off
I should keep repeating, if you're a little father and I.
01:21:39
Matt LaRose
Infinite best pod.
01:21:42
Matt LaRose
Gmail.
01:21:44
Fuck Off
And everybody keeps retreating, but you can't get enough.
01:21:45
Matt LaRose
Instagram.
01:21:48
Matt LaRose
Tell Richie you'll love him.
01:21:50
Fuck Off
If my love opened the door, if my love opened the door, if my love opened the door, if my love opened the door, if my love opened the door, if my love opened the door,
01:22:05
Matt LaRose
That's a banger.
01:22:05
Fuck Off
Fuck yeah, Pete Townsend, mother