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Infinite Abyss Episode 59: In Trouble With the Law Since the Day They Was Born
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Introduction and Commitment to Weekly Episodes
00:00:00
Fuck Off
be here well for here
00:00:01
Matt LaRose
Well, we do have to be here.
00:00:04
Matt LaRose
We made a commitment to do this once a week. That was the deal
00:00:07
Fuck Off
to who to whom I still haven't got my ice cream
00:00:11
Matt LaRose
to each other. That's because you live in South Carolina.
00:00:34
Fuck Off
Thank you.
00:00:46
Fuck Off
Louis, please.
Admiration for Stevie Ray Vaughan
00:01:04
Fuck Off
but on a pe in st louis
00:01:09
Matt LaRose
like a piano, a little thing down the piano.
00:01:16
Matt LaRose
Got to be honest. I at first thought that was SRV just by the, there was a little, yeah, still, you're still not over it.
00:01:20
Fuck Off
Oh, I get too emotional with SRV. I can't play any SRV.
00:01:28
Fuck Off
It's one of the greats.
00:01:30
Matt LaRose
He's unbelievable.
00:01:31
Fuck Off
Makes me tear up.
00:01:31
Matt LaRose
I love, love,
00:01:32
Fuck Off
I almost tear up.
00:01:33
Matt LaRose
I love when he's playing the solo with the broken string and then they just come over and fucking warm arm rightt he never even fucking misses a goddamn
00:01:42
Matt LaRose
great hat too.
00:01:44
Fuck Off
He's the greatest. That was a little band called Tommy Conwell and the Young Rumblers back in the day.
00:01:50
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. Never ever heard of that band ever.
00:01:54
Fuck Off
No, why would you? That's what I'm here for.
00:01:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. Without you, my musical interests wouldn't be nearly as eclectic as they are.
00:02:02
Fuck Off
I am whatever you say I am. If I wasn't, why would you say I am? Because I am whatever you say I am.
00:02:10
Matt LaRose
In the paper, of the news every day I am.
00:02:11
Fuck Off
Radio won't even play my game.
00:02:16
Matt LaRose
I like that.
00:02:17
Fuck Off
um Yeah,
00:02:17
Matt LaRose
little Slim Savvy right there.
00:02:20
Fuck Off
what's going on? That's the only thing slim about me currently. Yesterday, ate deer. Deer tacos I made.
00:02:28
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:02:31
Fuck Off
And
Venison Dishes in Memory of a Family Friend
00:02:32
Matt LaRose
Did it make you go poopy?
00:02:32
Fuck Off
for dessert...
00:02:35
Fuck Off
It was kind of, yeah, I ended up pooping, but the problem was, um, it wasn't a problem. It was kind of like a, a last supper kind of thing. I lost a good friend of the family who taught me how to hunt and I decided I'd have some, some deer every night this week.
00:02:44
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:02:49
Fuck Off
So that was night two, a turkey taco.
00:02:50
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:02:52
Fuck Off
And, um, which is bad enough, I think is gonna, I don't eat that much red meat typically, even though it's lean, but, um, and the first night was, uh, deer and eggs.
00:02:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:03:03
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:03:05
Fuck Off
So I did that. And then what's today? Wednesday. Today is going to be the
00:03:13
Fuck Off
I've got just made some orzo and I've got some seared deer with a fig jam spread on the bottom.
00:03:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. Holy shit.
00:03:24
Fuck Off
And I even got a couple of cherries and I like cherries.
00:03:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you like the pop of cherry on top there? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:03:31
Fuck Off
I like popping cherries. So anyway,
00:03:34
Matt LaRose
I had...
00:03:35
Fuck Off
I did all that and that was fine. But the problem is I ended up going directly to dessert from there where I had one brownie because they were pretty, pretty, pretty tasty, but, but, uh, didn't really quench what I was looking for.
00:03:40
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:03:42
Matt LaRose
Uh-huh.
00:03:47
Fuck Off
So I went and I, I got one of those nice big chocolate chip cookies with the nice big chocolate chunks in them and knocked out one of those.
00:03:52
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:03:55
Fuck Off
And then, That really got me going. So i was in the mood for some chips Ahoy cookies. So I opened up that and I had six of those.
00:04:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck yeah.
00:04:04
Fuck Off
And then because my throat was dry, ah you know, those fat boy fucking ice cream sandwiches.
00:04:09
Matt LaRose
i was just going to say the big ice cream sandwiches, right?
00:04:11
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:04:12
Matt LaRose
Oh, my God.
00:04:12
Fuck Off
I had three.
00:04:17
Matt LaRose
I thought you were... That's just so... um I mean... I appreciate what you do because that's what I would love to do, but I had to stop myself from doing, but you just let it rip.
00:04:31
Matt LaRose
What do you care?
00:04:32
Fuck Off
Well, I cared at about three in the morning when I was cramping up with menstruation type snacks.
00:04:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen you literally, I guess you could consider it like a milkshake kind of thing, but I've literally seen you in a diner, not even drink the full milkshake, just take like a pretty good pull off of it.
00:04:56
Matt LaRose
And then immediately say, i have to shit and stand up and go in the bathroom and proceed to completely dismantle the bathroom for like 20 to 25 minutes.
00:05:06
Fuck Off
Well, I had to take my clothes off there. Yes, that was all true.
00:05:08
Matt LaRose
Right, right, right. Good point.
00:05:10
Fuck Off
the yeah Well, it almost happened at Superman. I ordered that shake to be brought to my fucking chair, and I had like two sticks it, and I said, I'm going to shit my pants.
00:05:16
Matt LaRose
ah we
00:05:19
Fuck Off
So I just put that down and drank the water that I snuck in and ate a bunch of cashews and cranberries.
00:05:27
Matt LaRose
ironically that's more entertaining than the entire superman movie was
00:05:31
Fuck Off
Fucking terrible movie.
00:05:35
Fuck Off
terrible oh that sounds tasty the griddle
00:05:35
Matt LaRose
i had i had some uh back straps on a black stone not last weekend two weekends ago My other, uh, my other homie that, yeah. I'm the big boy, big boy, Blackstone. My other homie that, uh, I got two good homies that hooked me up with the venison.
00:05:53
Matt LaRose
And, uh, my other homie that hooks me up with it. I went over as he just got a new house and Douglas.
00:05:58
Fuck Off
hmm
00:05:59
Matt LaRose
So I went to check out his house and he was like, Hey, I took out some back straps, figured I'd grill some up if you're interested. And i was like, yeah, fuck. Yeah.
00:06:07
Fuck Off
Who doesn't want backstrap?
00:06:07
Matt LaRose
So yeah. Backstrap's fucking unbelievable.
00:06:11
Fuck Off
That's the best.
00:06:12
Matt LaRose
So I can tell you what I just did, Richie, something I've never done in my life before.
00:06:15
Fuck Off
Go ahead. Tell me.
00:06:19
Fuck Off
Fingered your own asshole?
00:06:20
Matt LaRose
I had one man holding my mouth wide open.
00:06:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm sure that has happened more than once, Chuck.
00:06:26
Matt LaRose
Well, while another man was, while another man was doing all kinds of shit to my mouth.
00:06:27
Fuck Off
Whether you are awake or not, that's a different story.
00:06:34
Fuck Off
Two large men, huh?
00:06:35
Matt LaRose
And now my jaw hurts little bit numb.
00:06:36
Fuck Off
Wait. I bet it does.
First Cavity Experience at 41
00:06:40
Fuck Off
I'm sure.
00:06:41
Matt LaRose
At 41 years old, Richie, get your mind out of the gutter. I had my first cavity fill.
00:06:46
Fuck Off
Why are you doing that at 41? You know, the last time I had a cavity, I was 14, the inverse of 41.
00:06:52
Matt LaRose
I've never had a cavity.
00:06:54
Fuck Off
Well, you can't say that anymore.
00:06:54
Matt LaRose
It's my first cavity. It's true. Now my mouth is all numb.
00:06:57
Fuck Off
What
00:06:58
Matt LaRose
I keep fucking drooling on myself and I can't.
00:07:00
Fuck Off
have you been cavitying?
00:07:02
Matt LaRose
what What have I been clavitying?
00:07:04
Fuck Off
What have you been cavitying?
00:07:05
Matt LaRose
What have I been cavitying?
00:07:07
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:07:08
Matt LaRose
How do you mean?
00:07:09
Fuck Off
How'd you get the cavity?
00:07:10
Matt LaRose
i I mean, I don't know.
00:07:12
Fuck Off
What is it?
00:07:13
Matt LaRose
ah
00:07:13
Fuck Off
like
00:07:13
Matt LaRose
Everybody was shocked that at 41 years old, I had my first cavity. So I don't even know.
00:07:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, so what have you been like ah gnawing on on like a gobstopper or something?
00:07:23
Matt LaRose
No, I mean, I get regular checkups and there's a couple of spots where mouth that they always check and then they're like, oh, we're going to to.
00:07:28
Fuck Off
You're chewing on some bit of honeys?
00:07:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah. Just leaving it in there. um
00:07:32
Fuck Off
and I love bit of honeys.
00:07:34
Matt LaRose
Now I'm a I'm a floss and like a motherfucker anyways, because now i don't want ever ever have to do this again. so
00:07:40
Fuck Off
No, it's the worst. It's not worth it.
00:07:41
Matt LaRose
It's awful.
00:07:41
Fuck Off
I go every fucking six months.
00:07:43
Matt LaRose
Keep fucking drooling on myself.
00:07:44
Fuck Off
fucking dr
00:07:45
Matt LaRose
I feel like, uh, like, you know, like, like it's my retainer showing like, that's how I feel right now.
00:07:52
Fuck Off
That's racist.
00:07:54
Matt LaRose
It is.
00:07:55
Fuck Off
I'm sure.
00:07:57
Matt LaRose
Anyways, one held my mouth wide open and then actually Richard performed inside my mouth.
00:08:00
Fuck Off
Wandered.
00:08:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:08:08
Fuck Off
That's Juan Dick.
00:08:11
Matt LaRose
So here I am. But you know what? For you, because you did tell me that I'm your best friend, and for our legions of fans, or not fans, listeners, I i fucking i showed up today.
00:08:19
Fuck Off
When did I say that?
00:08:27
Fuck Off
Well, thank God for that.
Welcome to Infinite Abyss Podcast and Knee Injury Update
00:08:31
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast. Across from me, as always, not dead yet, And maybe a little fucking hitch in his giddy up because he's got a blown out fucking quad tendon in his fucking knee and his asshole.
00:08:47
Matt LaRose
The inevitable Rich Savistano.
00:08:50
Fuck Off
That's true. Why do you always have to remind me of stuff to irritate me?
00:08:54
Matt LaRose
Did you forget that you fucked up your knee?
00:08:56
Fuck Off
No, it hurts still, but I did, I did three sessions of the cold plunge yesterday.
00:09:01
Matt LaRose
Oh, how was that? I do like a good cold plunge.
00:09:03
Fuck Off
Honestly, it was, it was helpful.
00:09:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:05
Fuck Off
I did, I did a hot and cold therapy.
00:09:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:10
Fuck Off
So the water was like, i don't know, 50 degrees or some shit, which was pretty fucking cold.
00:09:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:09:15
Fuck Off
Cause the hot tub was 105, think.
00:09:19
Matt LaRose
Listeners will remember that famously right before the episode last week, you fucking did a fucking Turkish fucking, I don't know what it's called, a Turkish hi, how are you?
00:09:30
Matt LaRose
And you jacked out your knee and it turned out that you really did fuck it up.
00:09:31
Fuck Off
ah yeah
00:09:34
Matt LaRose
You weren't just being a big pussy about it. Yeah.
00:09:36
Fuck Off
No, I fucking knew it. I could hear it. I heard it. And then I did the flip, the flip flop thing. So I don't know. They said, maybe I want to look at when I went there and they, they checked. They're like, why don't we just check the right one? That's way worse.
00:09:48
Fuck Off
I said, I know, but I'll be back for that. Yeah.
00:09:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, one at a time. Did you go see my man fucking... Oh, fuck. Why can't I think of his name? I keep wanting to say Ferrari and it's not Ferrari. Piscone?
00:10:03
Fuck Off
Jerry Rice?
00:10:05
Matt LaRose
DC?
00:10:05
Fuck Off
No, I want to see DC.
00:10:08
Matt LaRose
DC?
00:10:09
Fuck Off
Yeah. Dan Cormier.
00:10:12
Matt LaRose
Daniel Cormier.
00:10:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's the man.
00:10:15
Matt LaRose
He is the man. a ah was over at my pool on Sunday and my pool, I have a pool at my friend B Mac's house.
00:10:23
Fuck Off
Your pool.
00:10:27
Fuck Off
Nice, that's the best pool to have.
00:10:28
Matt LaRose
Sure is. So I went over to use my pool on Sunday and anytime I'm over there, his two young lads always, I become a jungle gym slash a catapult for them.
00:10:38
Fuck Off
I believe it.
00:10:39
Matt LaRose
And i was I like to stand on the where the pool goes from the shallow end to the deep end. There's that nice incline right there. So I like to stand on that incline. And then i do like ah I hold them up with my arms and I go like, one, two. And then on the third one, I do like a nice little a nice little squat so I can really get my legs ah into it. And I launch them.
00:11:03
Matt LaRose
pretty, pretty far into the atmosphere before they come back down again. And, uh, my man, cam the hockey players, he kids growing like a fucking string bean, man. He's a lot heavier than he was last year. So I can't throw him as high as I was before. And after throwing them about 17 times, I went to throw them again and I went one, two. And right when I went down to do like the squat to put my legs into it, my fucking bad knee goes pop. pop up up And I was like, Oh, they just fucking dropped. And I was like,
00:11:32
Matt LaRose
That's it, pal. No more throws for you today.
00:11:35
Fuck Off
how you man I mean, theoretically, it's kind of a slow kind of walk down a hill, but there really is a point to that hill where it's just a cliff that you fall off of.
00:11:46
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:11:48
Fuck Off
And then just everything. My roommate showed me a fucking one of her little TikToker things, and it showed guys, you know, guys when they're in their twenty s and 30s and they're showing this dude like run up a ladder, jump off the ladder, hop a wall.
00:11:55
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:12:05
Fuck Off
like, guys over 40. And it showed him like on the ladder with two hands and like scoping down like one at a time. hey And it's exactly turning around, thinking about jumping, but not jumping.
00:12:13
Matt LaRose
literally me.
00:12:17
Fuck Off
That's exactly what I do now.
00:12:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's awful.
00:12:23
Matt LaRose
I've fallen down a rabbit hole lately on my, i don't use the tech talks, but on my Instagram reels of, uh,
00:12:31
Matt LaRose
the greatest generation truly of all time. The, uh, 1990s to
Who was the Son of Sam?
00:12:37
Matt LaRose
early, very early two thousands WWF attitude era.
00:12:42
Matt LaRose
Shawn Michaels, the heartbreak kids, stone cold, Steve Austin, the undertaker, et cetera, et cetera. It goes on. And, uh, I'm watching like while my knee and my back are all fucked up and I feel like shit. I'm watching these guys like do crazy wrestling and take like the biggest bumps ever.
00:12:58
Matt LaRose
And every single time, just like, oh my God, I wouldn't fucking walk for a week after that. Like it's fucking unbelievable.
00:13:06
Fuck Off
I don't know how those guys did it.
00:13:08
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:13:08
Fuck Off
I just had a picture sent to me of a crane lifting up a mini bulldozer to put on top of an apartment complex building.
00:13:18
Matt LaRose
Nice.
00:13:19
Fuck Off
That's fucking a strong crane if it's lifting up that bobcat thingy.
00:13:23
Matt LaRose
Oh, for sure. I mean, think about it. They got cranes to pick up shipping containers full of shit.
00:13:26
Fuck Off
Oh, absolutely. Think about it. ah
00:13:28
Matt LaRose
You know, think about it.
00:13:29
Fuck Off
You see? You see? It's all about science.
00:13:30
Matt LaRose
It's science. It's all about science.
00:13:34
Fuck Off
Speaking of, you see, you see, I've been watching the David Berkowitz tapes from prison.
00:13:41
Matt LaRose
David Berkowitz.
00:13:41
Fuck Off
He's the son of Sam killer.
00:13:43
Matt LaRose
Okay. Yeah.
00:13:44
Fuck Off
you know, they made the movie with John Leguizamo and
00:13:48
Matt LaRose
Maybe Robert Downey Jr. in that movie.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
yeah, he was in that.
00:13:52
Matt LaRose
Mark Ruffalo.
00:13:53
Fuck Off
This motherfucker is crazy.
00:13:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:13:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:13:58
Matt LaRose
Did I thought they never caught that guy.
00:14:01
Fuck Off
ah know they definitely caught him. Yeah. They wouldn't have caught him if he didn't write any notes, but these guys all have the right letters.
00:14:07
Matt LaRose
i was going to say he was the one that was doing all like the fucking puzzles and shit, right?
00:14:11
Fuck Off
That's the Zodiac.
00:14:12
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's who I'm thinking of was the Zodiac. So wait, so who's the Summer of Sam guy?
00:14:17
Fuck Off
Son of Sam.
00:14:19
Matt LaRose
Son of Sam.
00:14:19
Fuck Off
He's the guy who killed everybody back in the mid seventies in Brooklyn and Queens.
00:14:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, okay. Cool.
00:14:26
Fuck Off
Yeah. So shit ton of movies on that dude too. But, uh,
00:14:32
Fuck Off
he He has these prison interviews that this journalist had with him, and the guy is just, he's like the first incel ever.
00:14:40
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:14:42
Fuck Off
Fucking douchebag. Little Jewish fucking piece of shit.
00:14:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:47
Matt LaRose
They typically are.
00:14:48
Fuck Off
Yeah. Grovelief.
00:14:50
Matt LaRose
The incels, not the Jews.
00:14:51
Fuck Off
Right, right.
00:14:51
Matt LaRose
I'm not...
00:14:51
Fuck Off
No.
00:14:56
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Jews, your boy fucking, I just, your boy Trump is going to meet Putin in Alaska.
Trump-Putin Meeting Rumors and Ukraine's Reaction
00:15:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're to do some shit.
00:15:03
Matt LaRose
It's pretty unbelievable.
00:15:05
Fuck Off
It's really unbelievable. I don't know why they're actually in Alaska, though. I wouldn't have done that, but...
00:15:09
Matt LaRose
Your boy, your boy in the Ukraine is not happy about it. He says a deal can't be made if they're not in on it.
00:15:20
Fuck Off
Fuck him.
00:15:21
Matt LaRose
Hmm. I think of the three of the three of those global leaders, he's probably the biggest cunt and that's a Zolinski and that's saying a lot.
00:15:29
Fuck Off
Which one?
00:15:32
Matt LaRose
And we're saying a lot here. If he's the biggest con,
00:15:36
Fuck Off
I don't pay attention. I stopped.
00:15:37
Matt LaRose
I don't really either.
00:15:37
Fuck Off
That would be like Stephen Colbert being president.
00:15:38
Matt LaRose
I was just asking cause I knew that they were meeting.
00:15:42
Fuck Off
What a douchebag.
00:15:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Guy is a douchebag.
00:15:46
Fuck Off
He's complaining, blaming Trump for getting fired. I love it too.
00:15:50
Matt LaRose
Good.
00:15:51
Fuck Off
Trump had nothing to do with that. Guy's got shitty ratings because he's not funny.
00:15:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and I think that people people like to blame like like an agenda or a person or whatever for shit like this. It's like, no, actually you guys don't make good programming and you're trying to blame everybody.
00:16:09
Fuck Off
Nobody takes accountability for anything, and that's because the ass whippings stopped.
00:16:09
Matt LaRose
It's
00:16:15
Fuck Off
Beat your kids, people.
00:16:17
Matt LaRose
true.
00:16:18
Fuck Off
You will thank me for it, as will the rest of the fucking world. Beat your kids.
00:16:24
Matt LaRose
I was...
00:16:24
Fuck Off
and And your bitches if they get out of place.
00:16:27
Matt LaRose
I was hanging out with a family the other day and the, one of the,
00:16:30
Fuck Off
That goes both ways, bitches. You hit that bitch husband of yours, he's getting out place.
00:16:34
Matt LaRose
it's true. It's fucking keep a motherfucker online. And, uh, one mother said to the other mother, i mean, to the others, to the, to the, no, one mother, one mother said to one of the children, uh, if you don't knock that off, I'm going to smack your ass so fucking hard.
00:16:43
Fuck Off
Is this a joke? Oh.
00:16:53
Matt LaRose
And I was like, do it. and then ah And then that child immediately stopped what they were doing.
00:17:00
Fuck Off
Oh, really?
00:17:00
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:17:02
Fuck Off
That's good.
00:17:03
Matt LaRose
Wild how that works.
00:17:03
Fuck Off
She didn't say I'm going to call fucking social services.
00:17:06
Matt LaRose
I'm not going to throw anybody under the bus. Yeah. I'm not going to throw anybody under the bus, but I have a mom and one, one of my earliest memories ever. My mom, I don't remember, remember what I did specifically, but my mom grabbed me and she slapped me in the ass and I turned around and I'll i'll never forget this. I looked at her straight in the eye, Richie.
00:17:27
Matt LaRose
And I said, that didn't hurt. I never said that again because what I got after that was way worse than it would have ever been if I just shut the fuck up.
00:17:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, it normally is. Everyone goes through the Defiant thing.
00:17:45
Fuck Off
It's not good.
Film Reviews: 'Demon City' and Billy Joel Documentary
00:17:49
Matt LaRose
Richie, I have a pretty substantial meaty write up for you here if you're interested.
00:17:57
Fuck Off
Let's do it.
00:17:59
Matt LaRose
Since you clowns don't actually pay attention to the reviews I send you, like the luckiest man in America, I went with a movie recommendation directly from Richie for the first time in a while.
00:18:10
Matt LaRose
What you think about that? Coming out the gate really hot.
00:18:15
Fuck Off
I think it's smart.
00:18:17
Matt LaRose
Questions, comments, theres thoughts, ideas?
00:18:20
Fuck Off
think it's definitely smart taking advice from me on something. What was it?
00:18:25
Matt LaRose
Demon City.
00:18:26
Fuck Off
Oh, no. No, no.
00:18:28
Matt LaRose
is a Japanese action revenge thriller
00:18:31
Fuck Off
Out of all the fucking movies, he chooses that one to watch. Hmm.
00:18:34
Matt LaRose
that came out earlier this year on Netflix. Shuhei Sakata is a hitman that has been that has just taken care of the last of the Yakuza and trains in the station.
00:18:49
Matt LaRose
He's just taking care of the last of the Yakuza in his city. He goes home to his wife and young daughter and promises to go and look for a job in the morning. After a nice refreshing shower, he finds a group of men in Oni masks holding his family hostage.
00:19:04
Matt LaRose
They kill his family and leave him for dead. Of course, he survives, albeit in a coma for 12 years. When he finally comes around, he heads on um heads out on a mission to kill those who murdered his family.
00:19:18
Matt LaRose
Now I'm going to interject again real quick here. The last one that we talked about, the Great Wall of China movie that ended up sounding terrible. This is the same thing. We're right out the gate. I feel like I'm locked in on this.
00:19:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, me too. I felt like that.
00:19:31
Matt LaRose
this move
00:19:31
Fuck Off
Which is when I texted him to say, you got to watch this movie. It's awesome.
00:19:35
Matt LaRose
yeah This movie is quite gory in the vein of Ninja Assassin. I have seen Ninja Assassin.
00:19:41
Fuck Off
Oh, that's a good one.
00:19:42
Matt LaRose
It also takes cues from other movies like Kill Bill, Old Boy, John Wick, and I Saw the Devil. Seen those ones too.
00:19:50
Fuck Off
Oh, true.
00:19:51
Matt LaRose
The action is fun and pretty over the top, but that's what you're here for in a movie like this. What you're not here for in a movie like this is a super engrossing story, which is fine.
00:20:02
Matt LaRose
It's serviceable for what it is, overall not a bad watch, and worth your time.
00:20:10
Matt LaRose
I also... What's that?
00:20:12
Fuck Off
It went a little long for me, but...
00:20:15
Matt LaRose
the movie did or the review did all right uh this was on he sent me this on sunday uh and then one more follow you do have a mustache it's nice i've always told you you should keep the mustache you look so filthy with a mustache i love it i remember when you still wax it and twist it and shit yeah you look like a real fucking asshole when you do that
00:20:17
Fuck Off
The movie.
00:20:23
Fuck Off
have a mustache.
00:20:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm going to wax it again.
00:20:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, i like it.
00:20:40
Matt LaRose
I also watched the five-hour Billy Joel documentary on HBO Max, which was really good.
00:20:44
Fuck Off
I saw that.
00:20:46
Matt LaRose
i especially loved the way the song lyrics and explanations were woven into the story of his life. Like Rich said, he might be the OG emo musician, but he put out nothing but bangers.
00:20:57
Matt LaRose
Billy Joel is fucking awesome, and that's all you need to know to watch this.
00:21:01
Fuck Off
is, man. it is men It was amazing. And the way that he did turn it into words of his life and thread them in is it's fucking cool. Like, that's why you appreciate artists to me. That's like art.
00:21:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:15
Fuck Off
It's the same with Eminem, like reading a fucking dictionary every day while he grew up and he's able to fucking mesh words and grammatical sentences in stories. It's fucking dope. Not everyone can do that.
00:21:29
Matt LaRose
It's true. He is a fucking brilliant lyricist. Not even a lyricist, I would say, is the actual, like, an actual rapper. He can just fucking spit shit.
00:21:39
Fuck Off
Spit shit. Let it fly.
00:21:42
Matt LaRose
That was on Sunday, Richie.
00:21:44
Fuck Off
Nice.
00:21:44
Matt LaRose
And then today at 1122, I received another message.
00:21:44
Fuck Off
Triple shot.
00:21:49
Matt LaRose
Start by doing the Super Mario World bonus music. like Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb, bonusy round. Or as it goes in the actual game. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bonusy round. Bam, bam, bam, bam.
00:22:02
Matt LaRose
Anyways, that's Mario. Shout out. Here's a little bonus review for you guys. The Outlaws is a 2017 Korean action crime thriller with a little comedy mixed in starring Don Lee and a bunch of other Korean actors.
00:22:20
Matt LaRose
You ever seen this one, Richie?
00:22:21
Fuck Off
I don't know if I have.
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
The movie is based on real events from 2004 in Seoul, Korea. I've been there. where rival Chinese-Korean gangs fight for control of a neighborhood in the city while a detective, played by Don Lee, tries to keep the peace.
00:22:40
Matt LaRose
Unfortunately, a new player enters the fold and begins to take over the entire area for himself while leaving a trail of dismembered bodies in his wake. that sounds Again, that sounds pretty fucking great.
00:22:54
Matt LaRose
This movie was pretty fun. It's simultaneously a gritty crime thriller, but also pretty funny and has some great martial arts scenes. Thumbs up to that. The martial arts aren't super flashy, but rather feel heavy and raw, especially because Don Lee is an absolute tank.
00:23:14
Matt LaRose
This one is worth a watch for sure. I rented it on Amazon Prime for less than three bucks. There are several sequels that follow Don Lee's character, which I definitely want to watch now, although I don't believe they're based on true events.
00:23:29
Matt LaRose
Don Lee's character is so good, I can see why they wanted to make more movies like this. The sequel is called Roundup, and it is now on my list.
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Hmm. Interesting. I'll have to double check to see if I've seen that one. If not, I'll watch it.
00:23:44
Matt LaRose
The Outlaws.
00:23:44
Fuck Off
I'll watch it today.
00:23:46
Matt LaRose
You'll watch it today. Why the fuck not? What else you got going on?
00:23:48
Fuck Off
ah thought it was a motorcycle movie. There's a motorcycle movie named that, I think.
00:23:52
Matt LaRose
ah that's That's Easy Rider.
00:23:55
Fuck Off
No, it's like Tom Hardy's in it.
00:23:57
Matt LaRose
No, isn't there a new Tom Hardy movie? with all
00:24:00
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:24:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Is that called The Outlaws, though?
00:24:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, I think so.
00:24:03
Matt LaRose
I thought that was called something stupid.
00:24:05
Fuck Off
It's called something stupid.
00:24:07
Matt LaRose
Something stupid starring Tom Hardy.
00:24:10
Fuck Off
The outlaw bike riders.
00:24:12
Matt LaRose
No.
00:24:13
Fuck Off
Stupid.
00:24:15
Matt LaRose
stupid Tom Hardy fucking rules.
00:24:19
Fuck Off
Ah, he's so fucking good.
00:24:19
Matt LaRose
no It's called the bike riders.
00:24:22
Fuck Off
Nah, same thing.
00:24:23
Matt LaRose
Same, same. That's got a Tom Hardy, Austin Butler, Michael Shannon. Who's awesome.
00:24:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, he is great. but Tom Hart, we just watched Havoc and we just watched something else he was into.
00:24:41
Matt LaRose
I want to watch that show. The one that's on AMC there. I'm not AMC. Is it AMC? No, Apple TV mob land. Is that what it's called?
00:24:50
Fuck Off
Ah, it's so fucking good. I think it's on HBO Max.
00:24:55
Matt LaRose
No, it's not on that. Cause I have that. I'm pretty sure it's on Apple.
00:24:58
Fuck Off
Oh, okay. I think it's on Paramount.
00:25:01
Matt LaRose
Isn't it? Paramount, which I don't have dot, dot, dot yet.
00:25:07
Fuck Off
I get that through Prime.
00:25:09
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:25:11
Fuck Off
You have Prime, don't you?
00:25:13
Matt LaRose
I have Prime, but I don't have Paramount through it.
00:25:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, you do.
00:25:16
Matt LaRose
No, I don't, because I checked the last time you told me this and you lied to me.
00:25:19
Fuck Off
I think you should just put it in when you hit search. No.
00:25:21
Matt LaRose
He lied to me. That's Return of the Mac.
00:25:28
Matt LaRose
Richie, speaking about, unless do you have anything else for the movie review, I think that was pretty much it
00:25:35
Fuck Off
um
00:25:39
Fuck Off
no
00:25:40
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Paramount Plus, this is a good Segui. Remember that guy? ah Dana White in the UFC signed a seven-year, $7 billion deal with Paramount streaming to stream all UFC events, including numbered pay-per-view events that will no longer be pay-per-view.
00:26:03
Matt LaRose
The pay-per-view model is now dead.
00:26:05
Fuck Off
What kind of awesomeness is that?
00:26:09
Matt LaRose
It's pretty. ah So a typical ah UFC pay-per-view to an American viewer is $80 unless you catch it a couple of weeks early when, which you can get it for $70, which if you do, which I typically buy, i don't buy every single one, but I buy almost all of them.
00:26:22
Fuck Off
Ridiculous.
00:26:29
Matt LaRose
So even if you did that over 10 months, how much money is that? 800 bucks.
00:26:35
Fuck Off
I don't know how many buys are yeah and how many buys are there.
00:26:40
Matt LaRose
What do you mean?
00:26:41
Fuck Off
How many people buy a pay-per-view?
00:26:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. No, I'm just saying i'm just saying ah as a consumer, I'm spending at least $800, if not fucking over $1,000 on UFC events a year.
00:26:44
Fuck Off
On average.
00:26:53
Matt LaRose
Now, ah year you can do a yearly subscription of Paramount Plus. with i'm do it I do it without ads because I'll pay more money for you to not advertise to me.
00:27:03
Matt LaRose
will still cost you less than two UFC pay-per-views used to cost.
00:27:08
Fuck Off
Crazy.
00:27:09
Matt LaRose
And if you do the cheap one with ads, it'll cost you less than one pay-per-view.
00:27:13
Fuck Off
Crazy.
00:27:14
Matt LaRose
But think about what that does to the sport. That puts it on a massively high level. There's not a massive paywall behind it anymore. You know?
00:27:22
Fuck Off
I don't even know what it means for the sport, quite honestly.
00:27:27
Matt LaRose
Fucking Dana White, man.
00:27:29
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:27:30
Matt LaRose
He's unbelievable.
00:27:31
Fuck Off
A great promoter.
00:27:33
Matt LaRose
The greatest of all time.
00:27:34
Fuck Off
Second. Second.
00:27:36
Matt LaRose
Who's better than? Nobody's better than him.
00:27:38
Fuck Off
Vince McMahon.
00:27:41
Matt LaRose
I'll give you Vince because of longevity.
00:27:43
Fuck Off
It doesn't even matter what that guy was able to do. The UFC wouldn't be around if weren't for Vince McMahon.
00:27:49
Matt LaRose
unbelievable and just a filthy, filthy man.
00:27:51
Fuck Off
He's a scumbag fuck.
00:27:53
Matt LaRose
Big Mark, the Aqualad, poo-pooing this deal every time I talk to him about it.
00:27:58
Fuck Off
Why is he poo-pooing it?
00:27:59
Matt LaRose
He's like I'm not getting it Paramount Plus as if i's not as if he's not going to fucking get a text message from...
00:28:05
Fuck Off
That's not even logical. So you're going to go pay for a pay-per-view? Just to Paramount Plus and watch fucking Mobland and Yellowstone.
00:28:08
Matt LaRose
yeah it so it is...
00:28:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and it says it's says it's as if the second that I sign up for it, I'm not going to go, here's my login for Paramount Plus anyways.
00:28:21
Fuck Off
I can't wait for this to happen because i fucking hate Disney.
00:28:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:28:29
Fuck Off
I don't want to give Disney any money at all, period.
00:28:33
Matt LaRose
as the first One of the first things I thought of was I was like, if I get Paramount, maybe I shit can my... Because I have the Hulu, Disney, ESPN bundle.
00:28:42
Fuck Off
Fuck all
Desire for a Freddie Mercury Documentary
00:28:43
Fuck Off
that. I don't need any of it.
00:28:43
Matt LaRose
I'm like, fuck these motherfuckers.
00:28:44
Fuck Off
I'm done with e ESPN. I'm done with Disney. Hulu, that's going to be a fight. I don't need that and The Handmaid's Tale bullshit.
00:28:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah. How many times can you watch It's bunch of bullshit.
00:28:56
Fuck Off
Although, what did I just watch on Hulu? Oh, I watched the movie The Amateur.
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
How was that?
00:29:01
Fuck Off
Check that one out, Big Mark. The Amateur starring Remy Malek, which, by the way, took me down to greatest live performances in the history of the world, and that led me to number one, of course, Freddy Krueger, live age.
00:29:14
Matt LaRose
Freddie, Freddie Krueger.
00:29:16
Fuck Off
Freddy, Freddy fucking Krueger Mercury, my man.
00:29:18
Matt LaRose
Freddie got, Freddie got fingered.
00:29:20
Fuck Off
Freddy got fingered bad that day. He was awesome.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
i I was going say, isn't, isn't that almost like an Aussie thing where he like did that recording and then died like not long after that.
00:29:23
Fuck Off
It was like his last major performance right after he got the heavy.
00:29:35
Fuck Off
Basically, there was one other thing he did where he dressed up like Liberace, it looked like, with paint on his face.
00:29:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:42
Fuck Off
But that was, as far as live performances, that was the biggest live performance.
00:29:46
Matt LaRose
how have they not done like a super in-depth freddie mercury documentary like hbo or well i know the movie was good but i mean fucking get get me one of these netflix or hbo or fucking prime documentaries on freddie fucking mercury
00:29:51
Fuck Off
They did a great movie on it. The movie was fucking good.
00:30:01
Fuck Off
They just did one on Led Zeppelin and it was fucking awesome.
00:30:04
Matt LaRose
i haven't watched that one yet but i'm going to
00:30:06
Fuck Off
Oh, it's so fucking good. Their first concert that they did together in this gymnasium, it wasn't even a gym. It was like the shopping mall. And they were playing in an auditorium kind of area in the center.
00:30:18
Fuck Off
And people were so horrified. The look on their face, it's like nothing they had ever seen before.
00:30:24
Matt LaRose
from led By Led Zeppelin?
00:30:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:30:26
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:30:26
Fuck Off
but There's like an alien just came down. Everyone's holding their ears like, what is this dude?
00:30:32
Matt LaRose
There's so much noise happening!
00:30:34
Fuck Off
It was so insane. It was great. Anyway, what that was really good documentary because they had interviews from John Bonham, which had never previously been shown.
00:30:36
Matt LaRose
That's...
00:30:43
Matt LaRose
ah that's cool.
00:30:44
Fuck Off
And Robert Plant hadn't even seen them. So that was that was pretty awesome.
00:30:47
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:30:48
Fuck Off
when
00:30:48
Matt LaRose
I gotta to watch that for sure. I love Led Zeppelin.
00:30:49
Fuck Off
It's real good. So anyway, um and of course that led to Nirvana being probably arguably one of the top live performances ever as well.
Ranking Nirvana's Unplugged Performance
00:31:02
Matt LaRose
What's that? The Unplugged in New York?
00:31:03
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:31:05
Matt LaRose
You should watch the Alice in Chains one because it's better.
00:31:09
Fuck Off
Oh, I did watch that one, but it's actually not better, including by everyone who's ranked these things. So, because I specifically went to look at that.
00:31:14
Matt LaRose
Well, you know... Every single time we go through any ranking, you tell me that these rankings are bullshit and people don't know what they're talking about. Unless it's a ranking that you agree with, in which point you're like, oh yeah, fucking hell.
00:31:25
Fuck Off
They don't. They don't know. they they still had out They still had Nirvana at number 10. I think it's higher than that.
00:31:31
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:31:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:31:32
Matt LaRose
but Where was the Alice in Chains unplugged ranked in that? Was it even close to 10 there?
00:31:39
Fuck Off
ah They only have the top 10.
00:31:40
Matt LaRose
yes
00:31:40
Fuck Off
Yeah,
00:31:41
Matt LaRose
Okay. What was their list? You should have, if you got a podcast, you should have brought the whole list.
00:31:46
Fuck Off
I know what they are Number one was, I could go backwards probably.
00:31:50
Matt LaRose
You gotta to go backwards, that's more Yeah
00:31:52
Fuck Off
So number 10 was um Nirvana. And, you know, they always zone in on where did you sleep last night. That's from Lead Belly who did that initially, Old Blue's.
00:32:03
Matt LaRose
I always liked that Word about folks go when they die Don't go to heaven where the angels fly go to a lake of fire and fry See them again till the 4th of July
00:32:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was a great performance, that whole thing.
00:32:19
Fuck Off
It sounded just like that, too.
00:32:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I actually just played that off my iPod.
00:32:24
Fuck Off
So there was that. And then there was um something that Taylor Swift did at a Super Bowl, the VMAs, maybe.
00:32:37
Matt LaRose
don't know.
00:32:38
Fuck Off
i don't know, because I don't know any of her shit. There was like the M&M emine m one with Slim Shady when all the little M&M's came out.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, they all came out at the same time. Yeah, that was at the VMAs. remember that.
00:32:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, there was that one. The Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You at the VMAs. The Adele performance of Rolling with the Deep at the Oscars or whatever they were.
00:33:02
Matt LaRose
I bet she got a set of pipes on her.
00:33:05
Fuck Off
And then anyway, the the rock shows were
00:33:10
Fuck Off
It was Led Zeppelin at.
00:33:18
Fuck Off
Fuck, it might have been New York or something. And then it was the who with the Isle of Wight.
00:33:24
Matt LaRose
Oh shit. Aqualad, big who guy.
00:33:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was um Freddie Mercury at Live Aid was number one.
00:33:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's
00:33:33
Fuck Off
And.
00:33:37
Fuck Off
um don't fucking know. I can't remember the rest.
00:33:41
Matt LaRose
fun. that's fun
00:33:42
Fuck Off
That was a pretty good, but anyway, the amateur, the movie, the amateur is about Remy Malek. He's this dude. He's married to this chick and he works for the CIA and something happens. And there was a terrible tragedy and his wife gets involved in this hostage situation.
00:34:00
Fuck Off
And Remy Malek is just this little fucking analyst dude who works for the CIA. And he decides that he wants to go seek revenge on these people himself. So he wants to be a killer.
00:34:10
Matt LaRose
Oh shit He's the best He's the best
00:34:11
Fuck Off
And Jon Barenthal's in it, who's fucking awesome. He's great. So he plays a great role in it. And Lawrence Fishburne is in it.
00:34:21
Matt LaRose
Oh shit
00:34:22
Fuck Off
He plays a great role in it. And Remy Malek is great. And then that chick, what the hell is her name? She was in the movie with Liam Neeson, where he plays a hitman in Ireland. And He's going after these three kids that are setting bombs and shit.
00:34:39
Fuck Off
Keri Russell? Not Keri Russell. She's got freckles on her face with green eyes. She's an Irish chick.
00:34:48
Fuck Off
Anyway, they're all in that. That was a good movie too, that Liam Neeson.
00:34:52
Matt LaRose
but What was it called?
00:34:53
Fuck Off
The Liam Neeson one?
00:34:54
Matt LaRose
no, no. The Remy Malek one.
00:34:56
Fuck Off
The Amateur.
00:34:59
Matt LaRose
Oh, here we go. Oh, brand new, huh?
00:35:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:35:01
Matt LaRose
Rachel Brosnan.
00:35:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, her. Her.
00:35:03
Matt LaRose
Brosnan. Brosnahan. Rachel Brosnahan.
00:35:07
Fuck Off
Her.
00:35:09
Matt LaRose
Oh, I don't know who she is, but she's good to look at.
00:35:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, she was in that movie with Liam Neeson.
00:35:11
Matt LaRose
That's for sure.
00:35:12
Fuck Off
Pull that one up.
00:35:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:15
Fuck Off
Yeah, I like her a lot.
00:35:17
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah.
00:35:19
Fuck Off
That movie with Liam Neeson, what was that?
00:35:20
Matt LaRose
Okay, I'm pulling it up. Pull it up. and
00:35:22
Fuck Off
Pull it up.
00:35:22
Matt LaRose
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
00:35:25
Fuck Off
Yes, that was it. Liam Neeson killed that bitch.
00:35:26
Matt LaRose
That's the one. Presumed Innocent.
00:35:29
Fuck Off
No, that's not it either.
00:35:33
Matt LaRose
Oh, she played Lois Lane.
00:35:35
Fuck Off
Yeah, she was Lois Lane.
00:35:37
Matt LaRose
um g Listening in, Dead for a Dollar.
00:35:42
Fuck Off
In the land of something.
00:35:45
Matt LaRose
um
00:35:45
Fuck Off
The land of misfit toys.
00:35:49
Matt LaRose
I'm not seeing anything that a land of...
00:35:50
Fuck Off
The land of milk and honey.
00:35:52
Matt LaRose
I'm not seeing a land of anything here. Orange is the new black.
00:35:59
Fuck Off
She was a neph. Hmm.
00:36:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, for one episode.
00:36:03
Matt LaRose
I don't think so, pal.
00:36:05
Fuck Off
Well, it's neither here nor there, as they see.
00:36:05
Matt LaRose
think you might have gotten it all mixed up.
00:36:08
Fuck Off
I doubt it. But the amateur, it's really good. So he goes on and he's trying to fucking go take revenge. And it's kind of set up where it could turn into a series. It looks pretty good. I thought it was decent enough to watch. So go check that out.
00:36:26
Matt LaRose
I'm pulling up your boy Liam Neeson here. Schindler's List. Oh, the fucking...
00:36:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was it.
00:36:32
Matt LaRose
That was the one? Fucking the naked gun. oo Ice Road Vengeance.
00:36:39
Fuck Off
He's dating fucking Pamela Anderson off of that now.
00:36:41
Matt LaRose
In the Land of Saints and Sinners.
00:36:43
Fuck Off
That's the one.
00:36:44
Matt LaRose
Okay. And the chick in this is Carrie Condon.
00:36:45
Fuck Off
That's what I said.
00:36:49
Fuck Off
Kerry. That's what I said.
00:36:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Dorian McRae. Oh, yeah. She's a good-looking fucking...
00:36:55
Fuck Off
Irish last.
00:36:56
Matt LaRose
You know how much I like a pasty white northern chick.
00:37:01
Fuck Off
So watch the amateur. That was a good one.
00:37:02
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:37:03
Fuck Off
You'd like it.
00:37:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, she's in F1. Oh,
00:37:07
Fuck Off
Brad Pitt.
00:37:10
Matt LaRose
oh and she did the voice for Friday in the Avengers games. No way. Or movies.
00:37:17
Matt LaRose
Interesting. Very interesting.
00:37:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, check those out.
00:37:21
Matt LaRose
All right. I like the Remy Malek one. That sounds good.
00:37:24
Fuck Off
I'm telling you, that's a good one.
00:37:26
Matt LaRose
the In the Land of Saints and Sinners is on Prime Video and MGM+. plus
00:37:33
Matt LaRose
And The Amateur is available on Hulu, so I can watch that one for sure.
00:37:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's free on Hulu. They have like three movies on Hulu that are free right now.
00:37:41
Matt LaRose
I'm going to have to slam out all my Hulu watching before I fucking shit can it.
00:37:45
Fuck Off
I'm going to watch that Karen Culkin one with Jesse,
00:37:53
Fuck Off
whatever his name is, the curly-haired Jewish kid.
00:37:56
Matt LaRose
eisenberg
00:37:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, him. There's that movie with their cousins where they drive across country or something, and I want to see that. I like those types of movies.
00:38:09
Matt LaRose
Jesse Eisenberg In a road trip movie Zombieland That must be what you're talking about
00:38:18
Fuck Off
Aaron Culkin, I think he's like, he may have even won the Academy Award for it or he was up for it or something.
00:38:24
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah Kieran Culkin
00:38:28
Matt LaRose
K-I-E-R. Here we go. is it Is this what Kully Culkin's brother?
00:38:35
Fuck Off
Sure is, pal.
00:38:35
Matt LaRose
Is it really?
00:38:36
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a fucking good actor.
00:38:39
Matt LaRose
Solar Opposites. Animal Farm. He's in a lot of shit because he's in a lot of cartoons.
00:38:41
Fuck Off
Nope.
00:38:44
Fuck Off
Those aren't them. He was in that TV show Succession.
00:38:49
Matt LaRose
The Hunger Games.
00:38:51
Fuck Off
That wasn't it.
00:38:52
Matt LaRose
Scott Pilgrim takes off.
00:38:55
Fuck Off
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World was a great movie.
00:39:00
Matt LaRose
I can't remember what I was looking for.
00:39:02
Fuck Off
You're looking for his most recent movie with Jesse Eisenberg.
00:39:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, his most recent movie is solar opposites animal farm.
00:39:10
Fuck Off
That's not it.
00:39:16
Matt LaRose
I don't think this guy is in a Jesse Eisenberg movie. Scott Pilgrim takes off a real pain. Crappopolis teenage euthanasia succession agent Elvis.
UFC and Paramount Plus Deal
00:39:28
Matt LaRose
The boys presents diabolical, no sudden move.
00:39:33
Matt LaRose
I'm telling you this, you got this guy wrong again here.
00:39:37
Fuck Off
I don't have anything around.
00:39:38
Matt LaRose
What's the fucking Jesse Eisenberg movie that you're talking about?
00:39:45
Fuck Off
It's called a real pain.
00:39:46
Matt LaRose
That's I fucking said that.
00:39:48
Fuck Off
That's what I said. It's a real pain, it's called.
00:39:52
Matt LaRose
That's that's what you are. Hmm.
00:39:54
Fuck Off
I think that's what you are.
00:39:56
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm. Anyways, check that out. It's on Hulu.
00:40:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, check it out.
00:40:02
Matt LaRose
Like I said, I'm going to fucking have to bang on as much Hulu as I can because I'm going to shit can that motherfucker.
00:40:07
Fuck Off
She can't at all.
00:40:08
Matt LaRose
I haven't used my I had the Disney Plus because I was always like, oh, whenever the fucking I can watch Star Wars and fucking Avengers whenever I want. Now I'm like, I fucking hate everything they make.
00:40:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, you love that. It's perfect for you.
00:40:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's great. I have a good time with it.
00:40:26
Matt LaRose
Did you watch any fights last weekend, Richie? We got a lot of fighting to talk about here.
00:40:31
Fuck Off
I don't think I did.
00:40:33
Matt LaRose
I didn't watch. I watched like the last two fights, but ah the fights were awesome. Apparently. ah Cody Brundage lost a decision. Who cares? Let's see. Uros Mektik knocked out Gilbert Urbana in the first round.
00:40:50
Matt LaRose
Did you see this kid get Rampage Slam knocked out?
00:40:53
Fuck Off
Yeah, saw that.
00:40:54
Matt LaRose
This kid, Elias Smith, knocked out Toshikami fucking Kazama with a picture-perfect rampage fucking vintage slam.
00:41:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, they were all talking about it.
00:41:06
Matt LaRose
Kid was out for like four minutes. ah Christian Leroy Duncan knocked out Eric with a Y. Anders with a huge elbow in the first round.
00:41:17
Fuck Off
Very surprising on that.
00:41:18
Matt LaRose
Very surprising. Andre Touchy Feely won a decision against Christian Rodriguez. That was a good fight. ah Your girl, Angela Hill, lost the decision to let Yasmin Luciando.
00:41:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, she pulled out some weird fucking breast things at the weigh-in. It was very bizarre.
00:41:35
Matt LaRose
And the co-main event, Steve Ersig defeated O'Day Osborne versus via three-round decision.
00:41:42
Fuck Off
I was very surprised about that, too.
00:41:43
Matt LaRose
Did you see that fight or no?
00:41:45
Fuck Off
No.
00:41:45
Matt LaRose
That was a really good fight. The O'Day Osborne was beating the fuck out of Steve Ersig in the first round. Like I was like, O'Day is so awesome how much he beats the fuck out of him. And then Ersig turned around in the second and then dominated the third and ended up winning two rounds to three. ah It was a really good fight.
00:42:05
Matt LaRose
Your boy Ersig is a good fighter, but I think that brain damage is going to catch up to him at some point because he ate a lot of punches.
00:42:12
Fuck Off
No doubt.
00:42:13
Matt LaRose
In the main event of the evening, this dude is one of my new favorite fighters. Anthony Fluffy Hernandez defeated Roman Dolody's via... I guess it's a rear naked choke in the fort in the fourth round.
00:42:24
Matt LaRose
But ah he basically... The dude was holding the cage because he was beating the fuck out him. So he's over holding the cage. He's going to try to take him down. So they just started kneeing him in the head and elbowing him.
00:42:37
Matt LaRose
And then ah the dude got down on his shin. So then Herb Dean tells him he's down, he's down. So the dude like hits him with an uppercut, whatever. Doladiz ends up like getting back up on his feet and fucking Fluffy Hernandez just...
00:42:51
Matt LaRose
like the way that you rip somebody out of a bar like if you just walk up behind somebody and like wrap your arm around their neck and just drag them backwards he did that while strangling the fuck out of him and uh roman dollars he's ended up like tapping out while he was getting dragged backwards and choked was pretty awesome it's right up your alley
00:43:10
Fuck Off
right
00:43:13
Matt LaRose
this fluffy Hernandez dude, Richie, you should do a little deep dive on him. He's right up your alley. This kid's got sick boy tie,
00:43:21
Fuck Off
I like him. He's a great fighter.
00:43:23
Matt LaRose
nasty wrestling, nasty jujitsu, nasty submissions, and he's got fucking charisma. Oh, he's awesome.
00:43:30
Fuck Off
He's got a fucking great ah nickname too.
00:43:33
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Fluffy is awesome. He's got, he's the whole package as they like to say.
00:43:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's talented. Next.
00:43:41
Matt LaRose
this is a big, massive stacked UFC three 19 card this week's live from Chicago this week, this Saturday coming up.
00:43:48
Fuck Off
This week?
00:43:51
Matt LaRose
This is a huge, this card, this card is pay-per-view from the first fucking, you got, it's going to be your last chance to do pay-per-views, man.
00:43:52
Fuck Off
Is it pay-per-view? hunt I'm not buying it.
00:44:00
Fuck Off
I'm not going to buy it.
00:44:01
Matt LaRose
The first fight of the night and every fight after that, this card is stacked.
00:44:08
Fuck Off
What is it?
00:44:10
Matt LaRose
Uh,
00:44:13
Matt LaRose
Wait, am I on the wrong one?
00:44:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, probably.
00:44:15
Matt LaRose
Hold on.
00:44:16
Fuck Off
You're a nitwit.
00:44:17
Matt LaRose
There's, Oh, I know why. Holy shit. There's a ton of fights on this card. Uh, but it makes sense. I didn't even realize the first two fights of the night are the ultimate fighter finale.
00:44:28
Matt LaRose
So there's even more fights on this card.
00:44:30
Fuck Off
Well, I didn't even watch any of that.
00:44:31
Matt LaRose
So I watched it cause it was DC and jail. Um, so the pre early prelims started six, uh, And they added a women's flyweight fight. Wow. Karine Silva and Diane Barbosa. So there's three fights of people that you don't know. Then this is the fight that I thought was opening up the night.
00:44:50
Matt LaRose
Uh, neural son Rubizov takes on Brian. I didn't come to France to lose to no French guy battle.
00:44:59
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
00:45:02
Matt LaRose
Closing out the early prelims. Dracar close takes on Edson Barbosa.
00:45:07
Fuck Off
Holy shit. These guys.
00:45:08
Matt LaRose
That's the early prelims.
00:45:09
Fuck Off
well
00:45:11
Fuck Off
Wow. That's a great main spot for the early prelim. That's a good fight.
00:45:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That fight's fucking awesome.
00:45:22
Matt LaRose
I'm taking Barbosa. You know it.
00:45:26
Fuck Off
He can't win.
00:45:27
Matt LaRose
Come on. Muay Thai.
00:45:29
Fuck Off
So what's the prelims? That's
00:45:33
Matt LaRose
You didn't hit me with a next. That's why I didn't hit you with it.
00:45:36
Fuck Off
why asked you what the prelims were.
00:45:37
Matt LaRose
ah Opening up the prelims at eight. Alexander the Great Hernandez takes on this kid is on a heater, Chase Hooper.
00:45:46
Fuck Off
Holy shit. That's a good fight, too.
00:45:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I know. I told you this whole card is fucking stacked.
00:45:52
Fuck Off
This is a prelim. that was Okay, what's next?
00:45:55
Matt LaRose
ah You have Lupe Godinez taking on Jessica Andrade.
00:45:57
Fuck Off
Loopy's great.
00:46:02
Fuck Off
Oh, I'm riding loopy on this.
00:46:04
Matt LaRose
For sure.
00:46:06
Fuck Off
Holy shit. That's a good fight too.
00:46:08
Matt LaRose
That's a good fight. You didn't give me a pick on Chase Hooper and Alexander the Great.
00:46:13
Fuck Off
That's a tough fight. I think it's going a great fight. I think Alexander the Great wins.
00:46:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'm finally not going to. I'm going to stop picking against Chase Hooper, which means that he'll probably finally lose.
00:46:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, I know. That's where I'm at.
00:46:26
Matt LaRose
And then I'll take Lupe Godinez over Jessica Andrade too.
00:46:30
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:46:31
Matt LaRose
Up next, you have Michael Olsen Shook versus Gerard Mearshart.
00:46:38
Fuck Off
I know but both of these guys actually. Oh, sure. Whatever it is.
00:46:41
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:46:43
Fuck Off
That's a good fight, too.
00:46:44
Matt LaRose
I don't think GM3's got it. I think he's got suffered too much CTE.
00:46:47
Fuck Off
I don't like I'm all done with Mir. I'm all done with him.
00:46:50
Matt LaRose
Filthy, filthy mustache. ah Closing out the preliminary card, Diego Ferrara takes on Bobby King Green.
00:46:59
Fuck Off
Oh, wow. This is great. oh
00:47:01
Matt LaRose
I told you. This card fucking rules, man.
00:47:04
Fuck Off
Bobby Green's probably going to win this fight, but I'm not picking him. I'm picking Diego.
00:47:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I'll take King Green. I think he's due.
00:47:10
Fuck Off
will
00:47:11
Matt LaRose
He's due for a win.
00:47:13
Fuck Off
I know.
00:47:16
Matt LaRose
Opening up your main card at 10 p.m. Kai Asakura from Japan takes on Tim the Dirty Bird Elliot.
00:47:25
Fuck Off
I thought he was done after his last fight.
00:47:27
Matt LaRose
I thought so, too, but they got to feed this Kai Asakura fucking.
00:47:31
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't. I think the dirty bird's all done.
00:47:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I think so, too.
00:47:37
Matt LaRose
I don't know what happened. This just changed while I was looking at it, but ah this was supposed to be ah Jared Cannon near the killer gorilla versus Michael Venom page MVP.
00:47:50
Fuck Off
Oh, that would have been a great fight.
00:47:51
Matt LaRose
I know I was hyped for it, but I guess it got changed. It's now MVP Michael Venom page versus Jacob Kilburn.
00:47:58
Fuck Off
I don't know who that is.
00:47:58
Matt LaRose
I don't know who that is.
00:47:59
Fuck Off
That's a sucky fight.
00:48:00
Matt LaRose
I think that's a, that's just a late replacement for, cause I, yeah.
00:48:03
Fuck Off
That just turned into a shit fight. I'm tired of them giving tomato cans to this guy.
00:48:09
Matt LaRose
It's true. Well, he's got to get a fucking win off of this one.
00:48:14
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening, now we're fucking talking. ah Jeff Neal takes on my guy, Carlos Pretez, who has Muay Thai written across his chest.
00:48:25
Fuck Off
Wow.
00:48:27
Fuck Off
Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:48:28
Matt LaRose
He likes to drink whiskey and yeah.
00:48:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a good Muay Thai guy too. That's a good scrap. Jeff Neal's no fucking slouch.
00:48:36
Matt LaRose
He isn't, but I assure you he's about to get fucked up.
00:48:39
Fuck Off
I'll go Muay Thai.
00:48:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah, goddamn right you will. I'm excited. I like Jeff Neal, but Carlos Preta is going to fuck this dude up, man.
00:48:48
Fuck Off
I like Preetos. He's a fucking, he's honestly an assassin.
00:48:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:51
Fuck Off
He works the entire body.
00:48:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's very mean about it, too.
00:48:56
Fuck Off
I'm mean.
00:48:57
Matt LaRose
You sure are, pal. In the co-main of the evening, you have Leron Murphy taking on Bellator standout Aaron Pico.
00:49:05
Fuck Off
Lerone!
00:49:07
Matt LaRose
Leron Pico knocks people fucking dead dude he kills people but the UFC octagon jitters are a real thing yeah you're gonna take Leron
00:49:08
Fuck Off
Pico's not going to win this shit.
00:49:12
Fuck Off
Eh.
00:49:18
Fuck Off
It's real. and This is a big spot. I'm not even taking him. You can't take a guy like this who's going to come in with this much pressure until I see him do it.
00:49:29
Matt LaRose
it's true come right into a co-main event like that mm-hmm yep MVP MVP
00:49:31
Fuck Off
patriki Patrique, the Pitbull brothers, like it is not it's not easy.
00:49:37
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:49:38
Fuck Off
and don't I'm going to see what happens first. Piku! Rusko Piku!
00:49:44
Matt LaRose
Roscoe P. Coltrane
00:49:46
Fuck Off
Fucking Dukes of Hazzard, son.
00:49:48
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah Oh fuck yeah Just a good old boy in the main event of the evening Your boy Kamzat Chemaev Challenges Drikas Duplicy For the middleweight championship of the world
00:49:49
Fuck Off
You'll have to bring us out on that.
00:50:08
Fuck Off
I forgot this was happening.
00:50:08
Matt LaRose
I told you this fucking card is stacked.
00:50:09
Fuck Off
I'm going to have to see it. you And the reason is because the other fights on the card are going to be good. um Kazmat's going to fucking murder this
Who Will Win the Middleweight Championship?
00:50:20
Fuck Off
dude.
00:50:20
Matt LaRose
You really, you think so?
00:50:22
Fuck Off
ah Dude, i don't think this fight lasts two minutes.
00:50:25
Matt LaRose
Really? I think you're wrong, pal.
00:50:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, we'll see.
00:50:29
Matt LaRose
I think.
00:50:30
Fuck Off
Kazmat's... He's the greatest fighter I've ever seen. Ever. I've said this since forever.
00:50:35
Matt LaRose
You have said it since day one. After his first fight, you're like, this kid's going to be champion.
00:50:39
Fuck Off
He's the greatest. He's got all the tools, just exponential.
00:50:41
Matt LaRose
center
00:50:44
Fuck Off
And people are hating on him. And he's coming in and just fucking...
00:50:49
Matt LaRose
He caved in Robert Whitaker's teeth.
00:50:52
Fuck Off
He's just so vicious. I can't... He's so technical. He's so vicious. He's been in fights. I don't think Duplessis...
00:51:01
Matt LaRose
This dude just keeps getting better though. Duplicy gets better. everything He keeps winning fights you don't expect him to win.
00:51:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, he's not going win this one.
00:51:08
Matt LaRose
He's a cardio machine. I think he drags. I think Hamzak can only do what you like watching him do for about two, two and a half rounds tops. And then he gasses out.
00:51:20
Matt LaRose
And that's where the fucking my African brother, that's where he comes in.
00:51:28
Fuck Off
I don't know, man. I think that he can wrestle all day like all those guys. and He's never been pushed because he doesn't have to get pushed. and
00:51:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but when he fought Usman, he got tired.
00:51:39
Fuck Off
Well, he got tired. That's true. He did get tired, but he was still able to get it out.
00:51:44
Matt LaRose
Yes. 14 and oh. Unbelievable.
00:51:51
Matt LaRose
He beat Bobby Knuckles. He beat Carmelo Usman.
00:51:58
Fuck Off
Beat everybody. He's going to beat everybody.
00:51:59
Matt LaRose
Beat Kevin Holland. Beat Gilbert Burns.
00:52:01
Fuck Off
I want him to fucking, I want him to win and call out fucking,
00:52:06
Matt LaRose
Strickland.
00:52:07
Fuck Off
no, the other guy.
00:52:08
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:52:10
Matt LaRose
I thought you'd want to watch Strickland get a fucking beat down.
00:52:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, I do, but I want him to call out, um, Meg, Meg.
00:52:21
Matt LaRose
Islam Mahachev.
00:52:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, Islam, him.
00:52:24
Matt LaRose
He's way too big for Islam.
00:52:26
Fuck Off
I don't, Islam's going up in weight though.
00:52:31
Matt LaRose
To 70, not to 85.
00:52:35
Fuck Off
He's gonna kill everybody.
00:52:37
Matt LaRose
I kill everybody.
00:52:39
Fuck Off
He does!
00:52:40
Matt LaRose
He does.
00:52:41
Fuck Off
Alright, maybe I'll get it.
00:52:43
Matt LaRose
I told you it's, it's listen. I wanted to hate on this card. And then every time, every time I looked at the card, i was like, fuck, this card is unreal.
00:52:48
Fuck Off
I wanted to hate it.
00:52:51
Fuck Off
It's too good of a card.
00:52:54
Matt LaRose
There are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 fights on the card.
00:53:06
Fuck Off
It just sucks because like, you know what you're doing every fucking Saturday and that day is completely wiped out.
00:53:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but I don't mind that because I like watching fights on Saturday nights.
00:53:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, I do too, but.
00:53:16
Matt LaRose
I like it better when they're in the afternoon or the morning.
00:53:18
Fuck Off
ah love afternoon fights.
00:53:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:20
Fuck Off
They're the best.
00:53:21
Matt LaRose
I'm so annoyed when I'm going to be in Lake George in a couple of weeks. Fucking is the Saturday is like a fucking noon card. And I think the card next week is at like six o'clock in the morning.
00:53:31
Fuck Off
Oh, that's even better.
00:53:32
Matt LaRose
Because it's from China.
00:53:35
Fuck Off
Can watch that in bed.
00:53:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's true.
00:53:40
Fuck Off
Interesting.
00:53:40
Matt LaRose
So big UFC card this Saturday, pal. You fucking...
00:53:44
Fuck Off
I'm in you talked me into it.
00:53:46
Matt LaRose
I knew I could. Sometimes you just got to listen to me, pal. I only do what's good for you.
00:53:51
Fuck Off
Now, I don't know about that.
00:53:52
Matt LaRose
It's true. I only have your best interest in mind.
00:53:55
Fuck Off
I'm going to disagree with that.
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:53:58
Fuck Off
What else is left?
00:54:00
Matt LaRose
Fucking hell.
00:54:03
Fuck Off
We had a stack card. What's next?
00:54:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I don't really have a whole lot other than that, really.
00:54:06
Fuck Off
Oh, so it wasn't that stacked.
00:54:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, that was the whole card. It was 14 fights.
00:54:11
Fuck Off
Got it.
00:54:12
Matt LaRose
You want me run you through it again? You want me to give you some odds?
00:54:13
Fuck Off
No, no, no. Nope. No, I made my picks. I'm good with it. I'm waiting for the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.
00:54:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they played one game.
00:54:22
Fuck Off
Nope.
00:54:22
Matt LaRose
What do you think about the Tom Brady statue? Tell me what you think.
00:54:26
Fuck Off
I hate it.
00:54:27
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:54:28
Fuck Off
lot of people like it. I fucking hate it.
00:54:31
Matt LaRose
think it's pretty cool. I thought they were going to have him drop back like doing a pass kind of thing.
00:54:38
Fuck Off
I think it's terrible.
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
Why?
00:54:43
Fuck Off
It looks like John Madden's body.
00:54:46
Matt LaRose
It's a huge statue.
00:54:48
Fuck Off
That's 17 feet high. for the amount
00:54:49
Matt LaRose
Is there a bigger statue?
00:54:51
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:54:52
Matt LaRose
Of like a player?
00:54:54
Fuck Off
Oh, probably more not.
00:54:54
Matt LaRose
Like the Bobby Orr statue is awesome. It ain't that fucking big. That fucking Tom Brady statue is huge.
00:54:58
Fuck Off
It's 17 feet tall because that's the number of championships he won. seventeen 17. AFC East Championships.
00:55:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, I was like, that's not true.
00:55:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's true.
00:55:09
Matt LaRose
statue that big must have a giant Tom Brady hog, you know?
00:55:13
Fuck Off
Well, it's a gut of Madden. So I don't know what that means at this point. I thought it was... I didn't like it. A lot of people liked it. I didn't like it. I don't know what to tell you.
00:55:23
Matt LaRose
I don't think that they could have done anything that you would have liked anyways. So you traditionally don't like anything ever.
00:55:30
Fuck Off
I didn't like it. There was but there's better hand positioning for him. Like, he could have just been pumping the... Yeah, that's dumb. He doesn't do that. Like, he does this. Like, let's go. Like, you know?
00:55:41
Matt LaRose
Tom Brady's the fucking man.
00:55:42
Fuck Off
But then there was... He's the greatest ever. He's the greatest human to ever live outside of Jason Statham.
00:55:50
Matt LaRose
and It's like it's wild, man. It really truly is the end of an era, man. When they when they put a statue up, that means it's over.
00:55:59
Fuck Off
That means you're done. Because then it can be taken down when you get canceled.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
Damn.
00:56:05
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:56:05
Fuck Off
like Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson, General Custer.
00:56:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:56:11
Matt LaRose
I think a new think a New England Patriots quarterback would be considerably... Well, actually, I don't know. a lot of people they hated that motherfucker.
00:56:20
Fuck Off
lot of people hate Brady. They hate him.
00:56:22
Matt LaRose
Haters gonna hate.
00:56:23
Fuck Off
They hate him because they ain't him.
00:56:28
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:56:28
Fuck Off
What's next?
00:56:30
Matt LaRose
I don't really have anything. I just had some... i have a couple of follow-up talk topics if you got anything going on. One time, ah of long-time listeners will remember... Many, many weeks ago, many episodes ago, you were getting ready to find out what was going on because MEC found a massive snakeskin under your dock and they were trying to find some big motherfucking...
00:56:51
Fuck Off
Oh yeah, they couldn't find it, but the neighbor was out in his boat with, he's got like two little twin girls and he said they saw it and they had to, he had to make them look the other way so they didn't look in the lake because they'd never go in it again.
00:57:03
Matt LaRose
ah they would have freaked the fuck out.
00:57:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was like a six foot water moccasin.
00:57:06
Matt LaRose
Well... Holy fuck. I like snakes and shit. That's all cool, but that is fucking terrifying.
00:57:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, his name was Hunter, the Snake Hunter. So it worked out. It seems like he was born into it.
00:57:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah. You ever watch that show Wild Boys with Pontius and Steve-O back in the day and they always had a snake wrangler on there?
00:57:28
Fuck Off
No.
00:57:30
Fuck Off
No.
00:57:31
Matt LaRose
With Paramount Plus, be able to watch all your jackass shit.
00:57:34
Fuck Off
Those guys irritate me.
00:57:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:36
Fuck Off
I'll tell you what else irritates me.
00:57:37
Matt LaRose
Tell me.
00:57:38
Fuck Off
like I got an argument with KCBJJ.
00:57:41
Matt LaRose
Shout out. Shout out to my boy.
00:57:43
Fuck Off
He thinks it's funny when people throw green dildos on the basketball court.
00:57:47
Matt LaRose
i I think it's great. I think we need more of it.
00:57:50
Fuck Off
I don't think it's funny at all. I think it's stupid.
00:57:52
Matt LaRose
I think you should throw green dildos on the fucking ice. The only time you shouldn't throw a green dildo in a sporting event is that any kind of boxing, kickboxing MMA, because somebody could get hurt.
00:58:05
Fuck Off
and Someone can get hurt on any of it.
00:58:07
Matt LaRose
I step backwards on a dildo and twist your ankle, you know,
00:58:10
Fuck Off
No one wants to end their career on a dildo. It's ridiculous.
00:58:15
Matt LaRose
you would be famous forever. Like,
00:58:17
Fuck Off
It would be stupid. I think this shit is dumb. It's got ruin everything for everybody else. Why do everybody, why do I have to fall subject to everyone else's agenda?
00:58:29
Fuck Off
I'm there to watch a basketball game, not a green fucking dildo.
00:58:32
Matt LaRose
come on, it's funny.
00:58:33
Fuck Off
It's not funny.
00:58:34
Matt LaRose
What about, did you ever watch, what was that boxing match? Totally the same thing. What was that boxing match way back in the day when the guy flew in on the fucking parachute thing in the middle of the boxing match?
00:58:43
Fuck Off
That was during Riddick Bowe, the heavyweight fight with a Evander Holyfield.
00:58:48
Matt LaRose
Was it Holyfield, I thought? Yeah.
00:58:50
Fuck Off
Yeah. And it was, he came flying in in that parachute. What a douchebag that guy was.
00:58:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah. yeah That's crazy shit.
00:58:57
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:58:58
Matt LaRose
You know, they used to throw the squids on the ice in Detroit.
00:59:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, I get that though. That was for some, that was for something different.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
Well, they're throwing Green Dill those out for the WNBA for the WN.
00:59:09
Fuck Off
For what? A hat trick or a win?
00:59:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's right. Fucking they need all the help they can get. They got to start
Debate on Throwing Green Dildos at Sports Events
00:59:18
Matt LaRose
paying attention. These motherfuckers.
00:59:21
Fuck Off
I'm not happy.
00:59:24
Fuck Off
Not happy about it.
00:59:25
Matt LaRose
Well.
00:59:27
Fuck Off
I wonder what the uptick in green dildos have been.
00:59:31
Matt LaRose
I heard they were putting fucking like netting up now. So they couldn't.
00:59:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, I heard.
00:59:34
Matt LaRose
Is that is that real? Do they really do that?
00:59:35
Fuck Off
I haven't watched.
00:59:40
Matt LaRose
There's only one way to sneak a green dildo in pal.
00:59:43
Fuck Off
That's true.
00:59:44
Matt LaRose
There's only one way to do it and not get caught.
00:59:47
Fuck Off
Especially for these incels right in their prison wallet.
00:59:51
Matt LaRose
How dedicated are you to making this happen? I i have to know.
00:59:54
Fuck Off
Seems like they are very dedicated.
00:59:56
Matt LaRose
and we're go
00:59:56
Fuck Off
Look, I just pulled this out of my ass and I threw it on the floor in front of a bunch of girls playing a sport because I can't.
01:00:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:00:05
Fuck Off
Fucking stupid.
01:00:05
Matt LaRose
And fucking Aqualad reminded us after last week's show that there was I think it was a purple dildo that happened when it was the fucking Pats playing the fucking Bills.
01:00:14
Fuck Off
Yep, I was.
01:00:15
Matt LaRose
You know, Bills Mafia. Shout out.
01:00:17
Fuck Off
Shout out.
01:00:18
Matt LaRose
I love Bills Mafia. Throwing fucking rubber dicks and power bombing themselves through tables.
01:00:22
Fuck Off
One guy lost his career due to a fucking penalty flag in his eye. Imagine getting hit in the eye with a purple dildo.
01:00:28
Matt LaRose
Or in the ass.
01:00:30
Fuck Off
Neither one.
01:00:33
Fuck Off
Neither are good. It's just a bad situation.
01:00:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's true. I don't know. I think rubber dicks make everything funnier.
01:00:40
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's a little lowbrow for me.
01:00:41
Matt LaRose
does that Does that make me immature, Richie?
01:00:44
Fuck Off
I think so.
01:00:45
Matt LaRose
I think dick and fart jokes are the greatest.
01:00:47
Fuck Off
I just think you can be better than that.
01:00:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah?
01:00:50
Fuck Off
I do.
01:00:50
Matt LaRose
But what about what about just enjoying for something for what it is and having a good chuckle?
01:00:55
Fuck Off
Like a women's basketball game?
01:00:57
Matt LaRose
Well, here's the thing. I'm not going to watch it anyways, and I'm not going to watch any of the clips of it, but if there's a clip of someone one throwing a rubber dick on, ah fucking out i told you, my mouth stills my mouth still is numb and my jaw still hurts.
01:01:00
Fuck Off
Great.
01:01:04
Fuck Off
And now that you see a dildo, you're going to watch it.
01:01:11
Fuck Off
That's true. Maybe this was the plan all along. Maybe they want dildos at their games.
01:01:18
Matt LaRose
That's how they're, I told i just said to you there this is how they're going to get people to watch.
01:01:22
Fuck Off
That hot chick, Sophie Cunningham, should stick one of those dildos in her shorts, and when she goes up for a layup, it should fall out. and
01:01:29
Matt LaRose
Again, do you want me to watch? Because I will watch that. That would be fucking hilarious. And honestly, it's quite DEI of them to have a chick with a dick in her fucking pants playing women's fucking basketball, you know?
01:01:41
Fuck Off
I don't think a green one.
01:01:44
Matt LaRose
if it' If you've got a green one, you might want to go get it looked at.
01:01:50
Fuck Off
That's all I got.
01:01:51
Matt LaRose
I got nothing. It's an hour.
01:01:53
Fuck Off
that's That's more than enough time.
01:01:54
Matt LaRose
I don't think you ever have to do more than that. I think sometimes you get a little long in the tooth.
01:01:58
Fuck Off
I like to do less.
01:02:00
Matt LaRose
We covered all of our bases.
01:02:03
Fuck Off
It's true. It's true.
01:02:05
Matt LaRose
Waylon Jennings.
01:02:14
Matt LaRose
Since the day they was born.
01:02:18
Matt LaRose
Infinite best pod. Gmail, TikTok.
01:02:25
Fuck Off
Someday the mountain might get a mother long.
01:02:29
Matt LaRose
Fucking goddamn right. The law never will, Richie.
01:02:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. That's what did it for me right there. That orange charger. I said, i don't know what the fuck that is, but I need to find out what it is. And I want i want to drive cars and jump them 100 feet onto flat and completely destroy them for the rest of my life and blow my back out of my asshole.
01:02:55
Fuck Off
While you were thinking that, I was thinking about finger blasting Catherine Bach in those little Daisy Dukes.
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
She used to have that Jeep called Dixie.
01:03:05
Fuck Off
Yeah. It wasn't green either.
01:03:07
Matt LaRose
It was a hot hot Jeep named Dixie.
01:03:11
Fuck Off
Racist.
01:03:13
Matt LaRose
Well, it's the Dukes of Hazzard.