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richie: two
Matt LaRose: and just like that nothing even happened where this is going to be either ah part two of our two part podcast or we just continued talking and there was
richie: Nothing happened.
richie: It's either mini series or nothing happened.
Matt LaRose: there was absolutely no interruption yeah don't touch anything yeah the good thing is Rich if we were talking about how I remember exactly where we left off because I thought you were pulling a prank
richie: I'm not touching anything. I didn't.
richie: Oh, is it good?
Matt LaRose: I thought, no well, we yeah we thought you were fucking with us, so then we just started talking.
Rich is a cunt: Literally, literally, I think he was too.
Matt LaRose: I like started moving on.
Rich is a cunt: I
Matt LaRose: i thought that because I was telling you that all the music that you like is overrated, like Nirvana and so on.
richie: oh right. We left off at Nirvana.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and and I thought you were saying, oh, can't hear you.
Rich is a cunt: got grapes.
Matt LaRose: Our audio is no good. Derpa derpa. So we could move ah
richie: That's perfect. No, let's keep that bit.
Rich is a cunt: i got great
Matt LaRose: on.
richie: Yeah, you do.
Matt LaRose: Grapes. Because then we so we had just started talking about Duke Rufus.
Rich is a cunt: The dogs eat them. That's bad.
richie: and They're not supposed to do that.
Matt LaRose: right Martin's getting his dog, his grapes eaten by his dog.
Rich is a cunt: yeah
richie: Are they yes seedless?
Rich is a cunt: Raging.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, they're genetically modified.
Matt LaRose: grits.
Rich is a cunt: Fo sho.
richie: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Delicious.
richie: Can't get around it. Can't get around it.
Matt LaRose: gri regrets
Rich is a cunt: I love them.
Rich is a cunt: Fo sho.
richie: I like grapes.
Matt LaRose: We were talking about people that had died, Richie, and I had just started to bring up Duke Rufus.
richie: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, fruit rufus.
Matt LaRose: Because Rook Fookface.
richie: Who the fuk is Rook?
Matt LaRose: ah I had a good story way back in the day. Me and Martin were in New York City where Martin was trying out for the ultimate fighter. And we were in Little Italy and Rook Dufus was fucking also in Little Italy with Eric Coach and Paul Felder and I don't remember who the fuck else he was with.
Rich is a cunt: um Pettish, Anthony Pettish.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he had Pettis with him. And then when Martin was in doing his actual audition, I was just sitting out in the lobby and Duke came back up to me and was like, hey, I saw you at the Italian restaurant last night. And he like shot the shit with me for like a half an hour.
Matt LaRose: was awesome.
richie: Then he died.
Matt LaRose: Well, then we had ah ah we had a seminar at the gym one time with Duke and I was able, so lucky, to be Duke's assistant for the entire three hour seminar, which essentially was me taking leg kicks from Duke Rufus with no shin pads on.
Rich is a cunt: which which I will say was easily the worst seminar I've ever seen in my entire life.
Matt LaRose: but three Yeah. Yeah. yeah
Rich is a cunt: he was This guy, whether he's a good guy, bad guy, I don't fucking care. um He would literally show like one technique and be like, all right, go go go practice. And then like he would have an ADD moment and be like, oh, just kidding, try this.
Matt LaRose: who
Rich is a cunt: Oh, no, just kidding, try this. like Nobody remembers anything, dude.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he he'd covered quite a few things in a short period of time.
richie: Less than more.
Rich is a cunt: He gave no time for journaling. All I remember is him telling people to do things and then him saying, wait, come back. Wait, come back. like, okay.
richie: Is um Rick the Jet dead?
Rich is a cunt: I don't think so.
Matt LaRose: i't I don't think so. have to look that up.
Matt LaRose: Guy's 55 years old, randomly dies, you know?
Rich is a cunt: Guys that are 55 don't randomly die.
Matt LaRose: I guess.
richie: A bunch of them have been rick Ricky Hatton died He killed himself
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, because of other things.
Matt LaRose: Rick the Jets.
Rich is a cunt: Right.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that was, ah so that was going to be my next, yeah that was going to be my next dead person to talk about was it came out that Ricky Hatton killed himself.
richie: Oh yeah Look at me I'm like prophetic
Matt LaRose: would Which was, ah it was funny because literally last episode you and I were talking about how all these MMA guys were going to start dying and all this shit.
richie: That's true, see? I'm like the angel of death It's always been this way Yeah It's because I'm taking their souls It's like feet off of it Yeah Yeah, it won't
Matt LaRose: You're a prophet.
Rich is a cunt: and Somehow you keep living, which is even wilder.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Rich has been predicting so much death lately and so much death has been happening.
Rich is a cunt: And I've been predicting his death for like the last 10 years and he still hasn't happened.
Matt LaRose: I know.
Matt LaRose: We all bet that it would happen, but it fucking has yet to happen.
richie: It's crazy, isn't it?
Matt LaRose: I literally had a list. I mean, that we covered everybody now, but I literally had a list of dead people we had to cover on the podcast this week.
richie: Someone else just died though. He was like 44. Who the hell was it?
Matt LaRose: Should I just Google who else died this week?
Rich is a cunt: Any age? He was 44. is fortyf four
richie: Fuck, I can't remember. There have been like a bunch of people.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, people are dying all the place.
Rich is a cunt: There's a line in a LaCocca Nostra song, Richie. 44 in the back like Danny Ainge.
richie: Speaking of this, have you heard of this six sevenen thing?
Matt LaRose: I don't know what this is
Rich is a cunt: I do. I'm hip to it. It's fucking retarded.
richie: It's like, it means whatever, right?
Matt LaRose: What's a 6-7?
richie: Come see, come saw.
Rich is a cunt: No, it doesn't it doesn't mean anything.
richie: That
Rich is a cunt: That's the thing. All these new fucking queers, these kids fucking... I'm just like, oh, 6-7, 6-7. South Park did a whole episode about 6-7. ah shit
Matt LaRose: It's insane to me that we live we live in a reality in a world where news outlets actually report on what South Park is making fun of this week.
richie: was the thing.
richie: It's fucking nuts.
Rich is a cunt: Because it's the most real shit ever.
Matt LaRose: It's insane.
Rich is a cunt: South Park has got it right.
Matt LaRose: ah Forever. They've always done. You fucking make fun of everybody. Go fuck yourself.
richie: They predict the future.
Rich is a cunt: They got to be coming up on 30 years.
Matt LaRose: I mean, I think the only other longer show that's been running longer was The Simpsons, right?
richie: Simpsons is, yeah, they're the longest.
Rich is a cunt: They're longest, but I mean, self-heart came out when I was in high school. I was a junior or senior when I so first saw the beefcake and then what was it? The Halloween episode that Mike completely out of line.
Matt LaRose: and the yeah what is the fucking I am scuzzle but lord of the mountain behold my Patrick Duffy leg the fucking ah mountains gonna erupt and they're like duck and cover that shit was fucking great
Rich is a cunt: It so good.
Matt LaRose: Beefcake 4000.
Rich is a cunt: Richie, what are you doing?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: Nothing.
Rich is a cunt: no You're vaping. You're vaping like these kids in their 6'7".
Matt LaRose: yeah You're pretty hip, dude.
richie: Yeah, it's true.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Rich is a cunt: but what's What's the deal with that hoodie?
richie: It's a hoodie.
Rich is a cunt: it looks It looks like it looks like a hood hooded sweatshirt that like The chicks wear now a part of their fits or sets.
richie: Is it?
Rich is a cunt: Is that what they call them? Sets?
richie: Fuck if I know.
Matt LaRose: It's definitely a fit or a set.
richie: I haven't left my house. This is from Origin.
Matt LaRose: It's comfy.
richie: These are so soft. Shout out to Origin.
Matt LaRose: Sponsor us. I'll take a free hoodie and a gi Okay.
richie: ah they're fucking Their hoodies are so comfortable.
Rich is a cunt: jocko jockco was in so Jocko was doing some like motivational like leadership training two weeks ago Foxborough. Shout out to Matt Quinn, who works for the k craft group.
Rich is a cunt: He was like, oh, hey, if you want to come or whatever. and I was supposed to be traveling for fights, and then the fight got canceled. and I was just like, it looks like I'm not going to Jocko. I sent my bosses um instead, and they got to go, which is good for them, bad for me.
richie: my but My buddy worked with Jocko doing mortgages.
Rich is a cunt: Fun fact about Jocko. Jocko is an old school skinhead from New England. Friends with a lot of the old oy bands. He's actually on the cover of the original first reality album.
Rich is a cunt: Google it.
Matt LaRose: I, uh, what the fuck was that movie that i watched the other day? Warfare. And ah they said that he was one of the helicopter pilots or the or the SEAL team in the helicopter or something that had to do with that movie. And that was like a crazy Iraq war movie thing.
Matt LaRose: He had something to do with that.
Rich is a cunt: Good.
Matt LaRose: speak Speaking of movies, Rich, I got something that's going to tickle your fancy for you.
richie: You think?
Matt LaRose: Now that the in-laws and the nephew have gone back to SoCo, Chung-Mi and I have finally had some time to watch a movie.
richie: Ah!
Rich is a cunt: Let's go.
Matt LaRose: This is the first fucking Aqualad fucking movie review in like six episodes.
richie: Guy just shows up when he feels like he's like Kramer.
Rich is a cunt: He's like Martin.
Matt LaRose: Richie, this is right up your alley. I hope you're ready for this. F1 The Movie is ah is a 2025 motorsports drama starring Brad Pitt
Rich is a cunt: Oh.
Matt LaRose: Harvey a Bardem Damson Idris and Kerry Condon.
richie: I'm excited to hear this because I actually haven't seen it yet.
Matt LaRose: Oh, interesting.
richie: And i do like F1 as a sport and I know he does as well. So I'm very, very interested in what's about to say.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
richie: What's going down.
Matt LaRose: There. Big Mark and Chung Mi are both followers of F1 because of the show on Netflix, F1 Drive to Survive.
richie: Oh, right. Right.
Matt LaRose: So even Chung Mi is hip to the F1 world.
richie: Hmm. Well, you had my attention, but with my curiosity, I should say.
Matt LaRose: The owner of a struggling F1 team played by Harvey Bardem recruits his old teammate, Sonny Hayes, played by Brad Pitt.
richie: course, all old white guys in sports movies are called sunny for some reason.
Matt LaRose: A note... but
Matt LaRose: That's actually true. That's wild.
Rich is a cunt: Thank you.
Matt LaRose: Pitt is a no-bullshit old-school driver, a fill-in for the second half of the 2023 F1 season. Sonny's teammate, Joshua Pierce, played by Damson Idris, is a hot-shot rookie with tons of talent and even more attitude.
Matt LaRose: Sounds like a young Cole Trickle.
richie: Dick trickle.
Matt LaRose: The team's race director is played by Kerry Condon, who must deal with all of the egos and try to win one race so that they don't lose the team at the end of the year.
richie: A chick. it's Such a joke.
Matt LaRose: This movie plays out pretty much how you'd expect it. The drivers initially hate each other, but eventually learn to work together for the good of a team.
richie: Someone probably dies. He ends up banging the the fucking head GM. Everybody's happy they run a team.
Matt LaRose: As cliche as it all is, it was a pretty good movie. The racing scenes are excellent. The movie uses real F1 footage with the cars changed to make it look as real as possible.
Matt LaRose: All of the other cars and drivers are real F1 teams from 2023. In fact, most of this movie was actually filmed during the 2023 season at actual races with driver interviews and etc. going on while actual drivers are being interviewed for authenticity as an example.
richie: That's awesome.
Matt LaRose: Chung-Mi really liked that the other teams and drivers were in the movie, as it made it feel more real to her as well. If you're a racing fan or a fan of F1, this is a must-watch.
Matt LaRose: Even if you're not, I think the drama and intensity of the effects and racing scenes still make it a good movie worth watching.
richie: Yeah. All right.
Matt LaRose: There you go. He might have talked me into watching that movie.
richie: I'm going to watch
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, i was I was on the fence for sure, actually. The only reason I was going to watch it is because it was Brad Pitt.
richie: That makes sense.
Matt LaRose: I can tell you this much.
Rich is a cunt: yes Hey!
Matt LaRose: If Chung Mi dug it, then it's going to be a good movie because she really likes good movies and especially ah her being into the F1 Netflix show and stuff. She would have.
richie: And she's Korean.
Matt LaRose: And she's Korean.
Rich is a cunt: She is?
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Chungmii.
Matt LaRose: She's not much for race car driving, though. Yeah.
richie: No.
Matt LaRose: She was a little bit scared to go on ride for my Camaro, but then admitted after we went fast that she liked it. She was like, that was fun. Feels like a roller coaster.
Matt LaRose: I watched a movie, Richie.
richie: Go.
Matt LaRose: I watched the greatest Western of all time.
richie: Oh, unforgiven.
Matt LaRose: Nope.
Rich is a cunt: Tombstone.
Matt LaRose: Close second.
richie: The outlaw Josie Wales.
Matt LaRose: well That is actually, I had always said that was the greatest Western of all time, but then I, no,
richie: ah And you're talking about young guns.
Matt LaRose: no
Rich is a cunt: and The S of S boys.
Matt LaRose: you you'll have to think the greatest Western of all time.
richie: i just I just named them all.
Matt LaRose: No, you didn't.
Rich is a cunt: no, no, no, no.
Matt LaRose: Cause you know,
Rich is a cunt: It's going to be the Adam Sandler bullshit one.
Matt LaRose: good call though. Adam Sandler is awesome. Blazing saddles, Richie. Have you ever heard of it
Rich is a cunt: Oh.
Rich is a cunt: The sheriff's a hook.
Matt LaRose: oh
Rich is a cunt: Oh, fuck.
richie: How did you even get it? i didn't think that's that can even be shown anymore.
Matt LaRose: It's dude. I it's on Amazon prime of all plays.
Rich is a cunt: It's fucking excellent.
richie: Oh, is it?
Matt LaRose: It's it's free on Amazon.
Rich is a cunt: It's fucking...
Matt LaRose: You can just click, watch it now.
richie: Speaking of Blazing Saddles, how awesome was it?
Matt LaRose: I was stunned. That's fucking great.
richie: It's great.
Rich is a cunt: Wait, was that the first time you've ever seen it?
Matt LaRose: I mean, I've seen, no, no, no. I seen it a bunch of times.
Rich is a cunt: more
richie: Never gets old.
Matt LaRose: You know me, I see all the movies, but that one I see.
richie: Oh, yeah. yeah yeah
Matt LaRose: I just love when he's steadiest hand in the West.
Rich is a cunt: Aw.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, this was my shooting hand.
richie: Speaking of Blazing Saddles, I watched John Candy documentary.
Matt LaRose: oh yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, on what?
richie: And...
Matt LaRose: It's on also on Amazon.
richie: It's on Prime, yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Interesting. I bet it's great.
richie: It's actually really good. It starts off with um Bill Murray talking right away. It's just fucking great, honestly. But Mel Brooks is in it.
Rich is a cunt: Oh.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
richie: And Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles, of course. see See how I always bring it back?
Matt LaRose: Of course.
richie: That's the that's the artist in me.
Matt LaRose: Of course. Plays the mayor.
richie: Oh, so good. And he wrote it and produced it and directed it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: um But anyway, he's in it talking about John Candy and how He loved him. and when he saw him, he had to have him for a movie. And that's when he did Spaceballs.
Rich is a cunt: and I'm trying to take a picture of us, but the light glare.
Matt LaRose: He's doing a bad job.
Rich is a cunt: All
Matt LaRose: Oh, here we go.
Matt LaRose: pausing a podcast for a photo opportunity yeah they dropped a bunch of that uh with because of that john candy documentary they dropped a bunch of john candy movies on prime they dropped blazing saddles and space balls on prime like they dropped a whole shit or maybe maybe space balls was on hbo max but
Rich is a cunt: right. The internet's what matters.
richie: It's just amazing um that whole group of people that came up together.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. It's funny. Cause like, I forget that John who, who died.
richie: Oh, that's who died at 44. But that was before. John Candy.
Matt LaRose: Oh, John Candy.
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. Super young man. Uncle Buck, my favorite John Candy movie.
richie: And they have a whole segment about it. It's pretty awesome.
Matt LaRose: ah About uncle Buck.
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah.
richie: They said Uncle Buck was, they thought, most closely like who he really was. as like a dad, just like he talked to his kids, not at them, but like with them.
Matt LaRose: Hell yeah. Yeah.
richie: Cause they said he was basically just a big kid. And like, that was him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: He second guessed himself. Like, should I go to the track? Should I not go to the track? Okay. We're going to the track.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. No shit.
Rich is a cunt: You go to the trash.
richie: the But the the whole thing is, um it's actually, a dude, it's, it's worth watching. And then it goes into, which I didn't know. He had this whole relationship with John Hughes,
Matt LaRose: yeah
richie: And John Hughes. And so what's even here's why you have to watch this movie because Macaulay Culkin's in it today as is a 47 year old man.
Matt LaRose: so shirt
richie: And he's talking about it. But he said, people always talk about when you think about John Hughes, he said, who do you think of? What's the, what movies do you think of? And who are the actors?
Matt LaRose: The Breakfast Club.
richie: Right. Everyone says breakfast club, pretty in pink. Everyone says, Oh, Molly Ringwald or Macaulay Culkin.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: He said, but,
Matt LaRose: But Home Alone was, yeah.
richie: But it's not. He said it's John Candy. John Candy has done like 16 John Hughes movies. And I went back. i was like, holy fuck, you're right. He has.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: So he's like the John Hughes guys. John Hughes literally wrote movies for him.
Matt LaRose: That's awesome.
richie: And ah Uncle Buck, I think, was one of them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Because I know Home Alone was a John Hughes movie.
richie: Yeah, he loved them. they They did a lot of shit together.
Matt LaRose: And he played the polka king in fucking and Home Alone. Gives his mom a ride home in a rider van.
richie: And planes, trains you know They did a section on that But yeah man It it was it was good, it was interesting Rip ah So good
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Shout out to John Candy. If you've never seen fucking if you'd never seen Uncle Buck, you've got to see that.
Rich is a cunt: All right.
Matt LaRose: That's the best.
Matt LaRose: Did you watch any other movies?
richie: Let's see I finished Peacekeeper
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. Peacemaker.
richie: Peacemaker, yeah, finish that.
Matt LaRose: What you think of the ending to that?
richie: I mean, you know, it's classic comic book stuff, I guess.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Shocked that t that that's your new favorite show. It's unbelievable.
richie: Makes me laugh.
Matt LaRose: It still blows my mind.
richie: Pretty fucking funny.
Matt LaRose: no ah No season three, though. They're saying the way that that way that that show thatt season ended is going to kick off the next Superman movie or something like that.
richie: Yeah, I could see all that happening. So I watched that. Then I watched that Terminal List Part 2, which is called...
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
richie: What is it called? Nightwolf or...
Matt LaRose: Chris Pratt, right?
richie: Yeah, Taylor Kitsch.
richie: He's in it. Plays a CIA dude. So I watched that and then...
richie: I watched some kind of Korean movie. I can't remember what.
Matt LaRose: Corey, did you watch any fights the last couple of weeks?
richie: I did, actually. I saw some.
Matt LaRose: we actually have a We actually have a few fights to go over because we didn't record last week.
Rich is a cunt: I actually, i don't think I've watched fights in like a month, which is weird.
Matt LaRose: i didn't
Rich is a cunt: I had fights last week.
Matt LaRose: I didn't watch almost any of the fights last week because I went to the hockey game.
Rich is a cunt: was i waiting before I was in Florida.
richie: Right, right, right.
Rich is a cunt: I was dorking it up in Florida.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. If you go back two weeks ago, Richie, your boy Davis and Figgy Figueredo defeated Montel Jackson via three-round decision.
richie: Yeah, saw that.
Matt LaRose: Also, Joel Alvarez smoked Vicente Luque. I did see that fight. And then ah Charles Dubronx Olivera subbed Matias Gamera in the second round.
richie: Yeah, easily.
Matt LaRose: I thought he was going to get smoked that fight, so that was pretty good.
richie: Yeah, me too.
Matt LaRose: And then last week, ah the UFC made its triumphant return to the shithole 51st state of Canada. Did you watch those ones?
Rich is a cunt: Isn't that your home home country?
Matt LaRose: No, I don't like that place anymore.
richie: Yep, sure is. Guy
Matt LaRose: Nope.
Rich is a cunt: Wow.
Matt LaRose: They're a bunch assholes. I fucking hate them.
richie: loves Canada.
Rich is a cunt: wow
richie: He bleeds blue and white.
Matt LaRose: No.
richie: but
Matt LaRose: to Tweakers break Subaru windows in Canada and then they lose my support.
richie: So did you know that there was like, I have a bunch of hockey friends that I happen to be with two weekends ago, and they said they've all been there.
Matt LaRose: To Sudbury?
richie: Yeah, they've actually played hockey there. like They go play hockey there. like They have tournaments and shit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's wild.
Rich is a cunt: I
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: So evidently there's like the world's largest nickel is downtown Sudbury.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Rich is a cunt: heard that girls are unbelievable.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: yeah
richie: Listen, all puck fucks aren't bad.
Matt LaRose: The only, I think the only chick that I saw while I was there was the girl that was waiting on me at dinnertime and she had about 17 piercings, some fucking tattoos on her neck and face area, short pink hair.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: I was going to with her name Dale?
richie: oh she she gets She got to wake up to a bathrobe from her boyfriend that was and had Iron Maiden on the back.
Matt LaRose: it
richie: So anyway, yeah, there was that. But you were speaking about the fights. Who was there?
Matt LaRose: We were talking about fights.
richie: I watched some of these. Yeah. Who fought again?
Matt LaRose: um Your boy Chido Vera lost to Ayman Zahibi.
richie: Yeah, i saw that goddamn fight.
Matt LaRose: How did my boy Chido do? I didn't see it.
richie: Cheeto's just Cheeto. He doesn't give a fuck.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, he
richie: If it were a five-round fight, he's going to win. The guy's not built for three-round fights. Or at least it would have been better if it were a five-round fight. He was just getting going. He can't start fast.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He's going to have to work on that because he's nowhere near getting a five round fight.
Rich is a cunt: yeah
richie: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: yeah he could he could definitely headline a fucking fight night.
Matt LaRose: No, that's true. ah
richie: He's a five round fighter. He just is.
Matt LaRose: I didn't see what happened, but I know Kevin Holland got kicked in the dick and then he was down for like, for like ever, right?
Rich is a cunt: Like, repeatedly.
Matt LaRose: He lost the five, three round decision to Mike Mallett.
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I heard there was some dick kicking fuckery in another fight too.
richie: Yeah.
richie: Yeah. Well, earlier in the fights there on the prelims, there were.
Matt LaRose: Drew Dober, maybe some Kyle Proplick.
richie: um Yeah. Drew Dober. Yeah. That was the fight.
Rich is a cunt: You know what? To be fair, Drew Dobrik deserves to get kicked in the dick repeatedly, so fuck him.
Matt LaRose: Is he the one that got kicked in the deck or did he the do the dick kicking?
richie: I think he did the kick, I think.
Rich is a cunt: I don't know. i didn't watch.
richie: but But for this fight, Kevin Holland got hit twice. It was just really weird the way it all went down. I mean, he's he's not answering questions.
Rich is a cunt: retarded.
richie: If you're not going to answer the question, then you're retired. That's it.
Rich is a cunt: more retarded
richie: So, I mean, it should have been stopped.
Matt LaRose: Or both.
richie: He got hit pretty good a couple times.
Matt LaRose: it I heard there was all kinds of wacky judging and refereeing all along the night there.
richie: Yeah. um Who was it? Was it Mergliata?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he was he was one of the refs.
richie: There was one of them in Herzog. ah But Mergliata on one of them, the fight, there was like 10 seconds left in the fight and he like stepped in and stopped it.
richie: No, there were three seconds left to go in the first round. And he went in and he stopped it because the guy on the bottom was getting the fucking shit fucked out of him.
Rich is a cunt: Well, that's that's his job, essentially. so Oh, really?
richie: So then the bell rings and they get him up and he goes back to the corner and the fight keeps going. They never actually stopped it.
Rich is a cunt: Really?
Matt LaRose: even though he stopped it early let me see i got uh would you remember if it was on the main card or the prelims
richie: Yeah. so Yeah. So round two came out and then he started doing all right. And then there was a third round. It was a split decision. Who's the fight?
richie: I think it was the prelim.
Matt LaRose: I got, ah let me see.
Matt LaRose: Danny Barlow and Jordan Santos.
richie: no
Matt LaRose: they um That was all there was for a decision. Everything else is a TKO or a submission.
richie: Yeah, I don't think it was a
Matt LaRose: Was it Kyle Nesslin and Matt Frivola?
richie: No.
Matt LaRose: Marion Furrow and knocked out Jasmine Juvikidis?
richie: Yeah, that was good.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, that bitch is – I mean both of those girls are so good now, but that Frenchie bitch is good.
richie: That was good.
richie: Yeah, she's just she looks like a giraffe in leggings.
Matt LaRose: Kwe Long, Aori knocked out Cody Gibson in 21 seconds. Maybe this one, Bruno Silva and Park Hyung Sung was a third round submission, no?
richie: No.
Matt LaRose: Stephanie Luciano subbed Ravina Oliveira.
Matt LaRose: Yugosi Berlugi and Azmet Bekov, but that was a TKO in the third round. And then the only other fight is Melissa Crotin and Tanya Lisbora, and that was a TKO in the third round.
richie: Yeah, it was none of them. So must been the main card.
Matt LaRose: the main card. oh what did I just do? The main card. ah We went over most of them, Kevin Holland and Mike Mallett, Chido and Amin Zabibi, Marion Furrow and Jasmine Charles, you Dane and Davey Grant, Kyle Nelson and Matt for Vola. And then the main fight, Brendan Allen and Renier to Ritter.
Matt LaRose: So anyways, it was one of those fights.
richie: Yeah, it was either, it was i think it was the um the one before,
richie: you
Matt LaRose: Kevin Holland and Mike Mallett.
richie: no, the one before Frivola.
Matt LaRose: Charles Jubane and Davey. Oh, I thought you said before. Hold on.
richie: Yeah, that one.
Matt LaRose: All right. Well, that was a... submission in the first round anyway
richie: Yeah, that wasn't it. Either way, the fights were, eh. The main event was ah joke. The guy, I wouldn't even let that guy fight ever again.
Matt LaRose: he yeah the Brandon Allen defeated he didn't quit his corner threw in the towel but on the end of the fith fourth round right I think as his coach took the heat for him
Rich is a cunt: I saw the highlight. He just pretty much fucking got exhausted and quit, right?
richie: Yeah.
richie: I mean, quit.
richie: he he He threw, yeah, they threw the towel in after. And they shouldn't be asking the fighter that either anyway. It's stupid. But it was the same thing with Kevin Holland. No one was talking. Just.
Matt LaRose: the Rainier DeRitter had a big old hype train going up behind him I was that fight was originally supposed to be against Fluffy Hernandez
richie: Yeah, he's been exposed. He's all done in the UFC. He's been exposed. Everyone knows they just got to get him in deep water, take him down, make him fight.
Matt LaRose: yeah grind it out baby
richie: he's not He's got such a stigma to overcome now, and you can't. You ought to know why? His name is... Derritair. And where's he from?
Matt LaRose: He's from the Netherlands.
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: He's a Dutch boy.
richie: He's a French Dutchman.
Matt LaRose: Frenchie.
richie: They fold like a deck of fucking cards.
Matt LaRose: He got big fights this week on a big UFC pay-per-view.
richie: Really? I'm not doing it.
Matt LaRose: Live from London, England.
richie: Are you from London dead Town?
Matt LaRose: Special start time. The prelims are at 10 a.m. m The main card is at 2 in the afternoon.
richie: Oh, well So I'll watch I'll watch the free ones
Rich is a cunt: So they're making us pay for a day card?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: All
Matt LaRose: ah Opening up, Richie, this is right up your alley. First fight of the night, girl fight. Again, this is at 10 o'clock in the morning. Jacqueline Amorium takes on Mizuki Inoue.
richie: Hmm, this is gonna be Yeah, and Inui is ah What's his name's wife, isn't it?
Rich is a cunt: all right. So that that first girl is a fucking Brazilian with fucking absurdly good jujitsu.
Matt LaRose: She's 10-1.
Matt LaRose: Ensign Inoue?
richie: Yeah, or is daughter.
Rich is a cunt: Yep.
Matt LaRose: I mean, she's definitely Japanese.
richie: um Well, that's 10 o'clock. That's perfect time to wake up, if you know what I'm talking about.
richie: Who's the second fight? Wait, hold on. Is this the Mackenzie Dern fight?
Matt LaRose: She is in the co-main event.
richie: Oh, fuck. She looked. I just saw a picture of her.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: cut running out of somewhere in her, you know, with her abs and her shoulders.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she's doing all right.
richie: Oh.
Rich is a cunt: So I probably have spoken on this before, but I never thought she was anything much to look at. um But I saw her in Arizona. um and And she is ah absurdly attractive in real life.
Rich is a cunt: Like when I say like, like by far the the prettiest person in the entire building and it wasn't even close.
Matt LaRose: yeah
richie: her eyes Her eyes are beautiful, man.
richie: Her smile is magnetic.
Matt LaRose: Back in the day, she had a lot more junk in her trunk. And I used to like watching her fight because every single time her ass would consume the entire pair of shorts that she was wearing.
richie: they have They hit the entire China buffet line.
Rich is a cunt: But the thing is, it was one of those, it was like, it was like, it was like oozy.
Matt LaRose: And I always appreciated that. Yeah.
richie: They just screwed it up.
Rich is a cunt: Like it would like kind of like just kind of droop down and fall out.
Matt LaRose: yeah Yeah. yeah She's Brazilian. You know, that's just what, you know, I appreciate. Thank you for that.
richie: So hot. It's her smile.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, did I tell you I have a Brazilian in the family now?
richie: like Yeah, you told me.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: You get to look at his smile, too.
Rich is a cunt: It's outstanding.
Rich is a cunt: I haven't met her yet, but she's, she's, she married in.
richie: That's so awesome.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you got as at Maxim taking on Mitch Raposo. Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, this is actually a good fight for Mitch. Mitch is Fall River kid.
Matt LaRose: Mitch Raposo local boy.
Rich is a cunt: Yep.
Matt LaRose: It's really, he took a fight on super late notice.
Rich is a cunt: This is in...
Matt LaRose: So now they're hooking them up again.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His last fight that he took on, last I think, two weeks. So this one, he had a full-ass camp. He's been, i think...
richie: And it's not a bad flight.
Rich is a cunt: Bad fight or flight? Because they're in Abu Dhabi, and that flight sucks, I bet.
richie: Oh.
Matt LaRose: Oh, I thought they were in the UK. Oh, maybe they are in Abu Dhabi.
Rich is a cunt: No. No, they're in Abu Dhabi.
richie: Oh,
Rich is a cunt: They got...
Matt LaRose: Oh,
Rich is a cunt: they
Matt LaRose: Well, that's about 12 hours from here because I did that.
Rich is a cunt: um
richie: oh well, that changes everything.
Matt LaRose: This dude he's fighting, I believe, sounds like he's a little bit, might be a little Middle Eastern. Oh, he's from Kazakhstan.
richie: I didn't think they they liked watching Mackenzie.
Rich is a cunt: and Better than Daziksan.
richie: I didn't think they liked watching girls fight there.
Rich is a cunt: It's Abu Dhabi, not ah Saudi Arabia.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Abu Dhabi is a lot more liberal.
Matt LaRose: Hmm.
Rich is a cunt: They let women drive there.
richie: I think I'm going to live there.
Rich is a cunt: Nah, I don't think you are.
richie: I'd like to.
Rich is a cunt: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you got, this is going to be a good one for you, Richie at Heavyweight. You got Hamdi Albedul Abel Do Wehab versus Chris Biggie Boy Barnett.
richie: oh
Matt LaRose: You'll remember the last time, Biggie Boy, my band is ah is a... He's like me. He's built a little bit thicker and he likes to jump around and do all this shit. And he jumped up before the fight even started.
Matt LaRose: He jumped when they were introducing him and he blew his knee out and then tried to fight and basically got smashed.
richie: Yeah.
richie: Yeah, he's an idiot. He's going to get smashed again.
Rich is a cunt: Let's hope.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you get Nathaniel Wood versus Jose Delgado. Mm-hmm.
richie: Nate? and didn't know Nate's bringing the wood.
Matt LaRose: Walter Walker versus Louie Sutherland.
richie: Hmm.
Rich is a cunt: No, I'll definitely pay for this one.
Matt LaRose: That's another heavyweight. I think I've heard of that Walter Walker guy before.
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Up next, you've got Abdul Kareem Al Suwadi versus Matthias Camillo.
richie: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: Ludovic Klein versus Matthias Rebecki.
richie: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: Ikram Aliskrav and Park Young Jung. nas ah Headlining the prelims is Nasarat Happersat versus
Rich is a cunt: All I know is the pay-per-view buys in the States are going to be through the roof. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Opening up the main card at 2 in the afternoon at light heavyweight, Alexander Rakak versus Asmat Merzirkanov.
Rich is a cunt: All right, that's actually a gangsta fight.
richie: I got that guy.
Matt LaRose: That's a good one. Up next at heavyweight, you have Alexander Volkov versus Jeytin Almeida.
Rich is a cunt: I don't care.
Matt LaRose: In the featured bout of the evening, Umar Nurmagomedov takes on Mario Batista.
richie: lot heavyweights, huh?
Rich is a cunt: oh shit. So maybe I am paying for this.
richie: I...
Matt LaRose: and'll be That'll be a pretty gangster fight.
richie: I got Batista.
Rich is a cunt: Fuck it.
Matt LaRose: Umar coming off just coming off a loss by Murab.
richie: I think Umar's gonna fight like his life depends on it. I really believe that, but I don't think that's enough in this fight.
Matt LaRose: This Batista kid's pretty good.
richie: i think he's I think he's legit.
Matt LaRose: in the co-main event of the evening for the vague.
richie: It's tough fight for him. ner Nerga Madoff, whatever.
Matt LaRose: Nurga met off and the co-main event of the evening for the vacant women's straw weight championship.
richie: I ah miss
Matt LaRose: You have Verena Jenna Dobera, who, uh, my sweet friend, sweet Ashley Barrett kindly refers to as female Rob Schneider.
richie: ah love her.
richie: She's right.
Rich is a cunt: if By the way, Asher's got a big fight in a week and a half, two weeks.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
richie: Shout out.
Matt LaRose: We can up New Hampshire.
richie: Go get him.
Matt LaRose: Uh, takes on Richie's gal, Mackenzie Dern.
richie: That's unfortunate because these are both my girls in their own way.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, one looks like an alien and one looks like a supermodel.
Matt LaRose: You like the, yeah
Rich is a cunt: So um I'm going with the...
richie: This is going to be really tough for her to do what she does really well against Mackenzie Dern, in my opinion.
Rich is a cunt: No, I disagree. So Mackenzie Dern beat her a few years ago.
richie: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: That ain't happening again.
Rich is a cunt: i will bet the house on it.
Matt LaRose: uh, I don't know if I would do that.
richie: It's a completely different fight than it was, though, too.
Rich is a cunt: Yep, i think I think this girl takes Mackenzie Dern down and beats the shit out of her.
Matt LaRose: This girl has gotten really fucking good.
Rich is a cunt: Her jiu-jitsu is better than Mackenzie Dern's, or at least her MMA jiu-jitsu is better than Mackenzie Dern's. You heard it here first.
Matt LaRose: Rich care to retort.
richie: No.
Rich is a cunt: that's That's Rich agreeing with me, but doesn't want to agree with me.
richie: No, I mean, yeah i love this girl. I think she chimp she's champ material, and I'm thinking about it.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, she's awesome. She's awesome.
richie: Like, this is really who's going to get a title shot.
Rich is a cunt: So the reason – so I have a theory behind this, Richie.
Matt LaRose: Well, it's not for a title shot. It's for the title.
richie: right.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, so the only reason Mackenzie Dern is getting this title shot right now is because this bitch is so unmarketable that they needed somebody to make this fight marketable. like Because I think Mackenzie Dern is like sixth or something.
Rich is a cunt: And when does the sixth-ranked person get a title shot over the other ones?
richie: Yeah, yeah.
Rich is a cunt: So –
richie: i got I got my girl. Whatever her name.
Rich is a cunt: Alien face, Rob Schneider.
richie: Yeah, I got her. I'm on her train.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, me too. Me too.
richie: Unfortunately.
Rich is a cunt: but It's bad for the UFC. if for Mackenzie Dern would be a fucking superstar if she got that belt. She's hot, great ass, smile.
Matt LaRose: I'm picking this You know?
richie: oh my god.
Rich is a cunt: and ah What my friend used to say back in the day,
richie: fucking love her. I've loved her forever.
Rich is a cunt: um This guy that I used to work with, he was – like I was his apprentice and he would be like – if he saw a hot chick walking down the street, he would say, i would eat a mile of her shit to see the hole it came from.
Matt LaRose: you know
Rich is a cunt: and now and And now reflecting back, I am as old as he was when he was saying that and that's something now that I'm going to say to the young kids.
richie: I really like her.
Matt LaRose: That's outstanding.
richie: She's single now, too.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. They said that she's her, whatever her, divorce however, her divorce worked out. She has to pay a fuckload of money to her X man.
richie: Really?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, so he just can can keep surfing and living the good life, and she has to pay him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: No, there'll be and there'll be a surf accident. Just like Arturo Gatti and Arturo Gatti Jr.
Rich is a cunt: His son. Mm-hmm.
richie: By the way, rest in peace.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: In the most uninteresting heavyweight title fight they could have possibly made.
richie: God, Mackenzie Dern's hot.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: and the In the main event of the evening for the heavyweight championship of the world, yeah have Tom Aspinall taking on Cyril Gunn.
richie: Oh, this, I'm, fuck, no. I will not be awake for this fight. Fortunately, i would have just blown my wad watching that great fight.
Rich is a cunt: It's going to be at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. We're
Matt LaRose: No, that's a good time. You have a big meal, blow your wad, and then immediately take a nap.
richie: Oh. Yep, it'll be perfect. Then I can get up and watch some football. So, this fight bores me, everything about it, but
Matt LaRose: Oh, I couldn't care less about this fight.
richie: they There is so much pressure on this Aspinall kid, though, to actually fucking win this fight.
Matt LaRose: I kind of actually want, sir I hate Ciro gone, but it would be, it would be hilarious if he fucks this whole thing up in spokesman.
Rich is a cunt: going to use the pipe warms.
richie: a know
richie: I would laugh my ass off if he knocked him out.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: Yeah, but I don't think it's going to happen.
Rich is a cunt: Any news?
richie: I don't even think it's possible.
Rich is a cunt: Mm-hmm.
richie: But, you know, he hits hard enough. I guess it's possible, but I don't think it's plausible. I think Tom Aspinall destroys this dude.
Matt LaRose: Richie, a long time detractor of Tom Aspinall.
richie: Yeah, there's nobody there, man. That's why I'm surprised there are so many heavyweights on this card. They're trying to find people so that Aspinall can fight so that they can market them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: But that's the problem. He hasn't fought anyone at all yet. And there is no one else for him to fight. There's nothing interesting.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: No, the heavyweight division sucks.
Matt LaRose: Heavyweight is brutally bad.
richie: It's brutal.
richie: There's an argument for cutting it.
Rich is a cunt: Not for the UFC.
richie: Or, or there's an argument for making a 225 and over class and then keep 205 to 225.
Rich is a cunt: There
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: you go.
richie: And then that opens things up and becomes more interesting.
Matt LaRose: They need to do a season of the ultimate fighter.
Rich is a cunt: hey
Matt LaRose: That's all heavyweights.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, but the problem is even on like the smaller shows, the LFAs and whatnot and the Furies, there's no good heavyweight.
richie: Yeah. There aren't enough.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: You can be 4-0 and get into the UFC as a heavyweight.
Rich is a cunt: Anyway.
Matt LaRose: You know,
Rich is a cunt: Richie, how about those Bruins?
richie: They are actually right about where I thought they would be right now.
Rich is a cunt: Did they throw a curveball at you those first three games?
richie: They did. I thought something weird was happening.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you got your hopes up.
Rich is a cunt: The fucking Matrix broke is what happened.
richie: Well, no, what I realized Swayman wasn't playing.
Rich is a cunt: He was. He played the first game.
richie: Did he?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he did. but He played the very first game.
Rich is a cunt: me
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: Was he? But then the other kid played the other one, didn't he?
Rich is a cunt: He played outstanding.
Matt LaRose: because they did. They had opening night and then they have like two away games and then like a Saturday home game. So they had Corpus allo play those two games and then he came back to play the home game.
richie: Yeah, I think he had he's got a better record probably than Swayman.
Matt LaRose: I mean, Corpus allo has more wins than Swayman.
richie: yeah
Rich is a cunt: Listen, our goalies are not the problem. Our offense
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: There are a lot of problems.
Matt LaRose: Head coach Marco Sturm said that he needs more out of his top guys and by more, he means some goals.
Rich is a cunt: No, we only have one line.
richie: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: There's only one producing line on the whole team.
richie: That's all they've had for three years.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: This is special.
richie: Three years.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: What about last night?
Matt LaRose: ah I hate it when I have to or ri agree with Ritchie, but he's he's right. It's been this way for three years. More than three years. Last night was crushing.
Matt LaRose: It was pure pain to watch Marshan fucking cry like a babbling baby on the fucking internet, on the TV screen.
richie: The guy is, he just solidified himself on the Rushmore of Boston sports for simply two things he did.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
richie: They were, as soon as they asked, I don't know who it was who asked him, what's the best thing? What's the thing you miss most about Boston? And he said, the fans.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: And he said, what about the fans? He said, they bleed black and gold.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: And people went crazy.
Rich is a cunt: Where am I?
richie: So he goes, he does the thing. He starts crying like a baby. He said he didn't know that that was going to happen. It just overtook him. And the place was going crazy for him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
richie: he made He just made himself a legend.
Rich is a cunt: Yep.
Matt LaRose: I love on yeah ESPN. They're like, this guy's a hall of famer. He's going to sign a one-year contract, a one-day contract when he retires so they can retire his number to the rafters. And he goes, hopefully.
Rich is a cunt: Well, I mean, you got to take into consideration too, like, what did he sign a six-year deal?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he signed a huge deal.
Rich is a cunt: So even if he plays out like three of them, like, he might get another cup.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: And then who does he retire for?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's fucked.
richie: He'll still be a Bruin.
Rich is a cunt: don't know. I'm fucking happy for him. I'm ah i'm a fucking Panther fan.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I know.
Rich is a cunt: Panthers are maybe my number one team right now.
Matt LaRose: I don't understand.
richie: oh well who wo Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Not everyone can just jump on the bandwagon.
Rich is a cunt: Let's see. I'm not...
Rich is a cunt: Yes, we can. We can do whatever we want.
richie: I have been pumping these guys for the last year plus.
Rich is a cunt: I don't disagree with you.
Matt LaRose: It's unbelievable. you fucking walked up to me in like 2018 and you were like, you're going to love the Florida Panthers, I'd be like, absolutely not. I hate them. They're fucking terrible.
Rich is a cunt: What do you not love about them?
richie: They're the Bruins.
Matt LaRose: they
richie: so
Matt LaRose: they're what the Bruins always wanted to be and said that they were and still try to pretend to be but are not yeah ever ever have been the Bruins as an organization it's like
Rich is a cunt: get
Rich is a cunt: And they're coached better than the Bruins ever have.
Rich is a cunt: want to take the fucking Jacobs family and throw them over the fucking Sagamore.
Matt LaRose: it's fucking oh it's unbelievable
richie: i can't even it's I can't even put any more emotion into this. right It's too early in the season for me.
Rich is a cunt: With seven games in, Richie, or eight, is it eight games?
richie: Football season It's football season These guys It's going to be one painful year It's going to be the year that I anticipated From the Patriots Is what's going to happen with the Bruins
Matt LaRose: It's, oh, yeah, but, oh,
Rich is a cunt: Are they...
Matt LaRose: I don't know. Patriots football is so back. I'm so back in on Patriots football. The team is fucking awesome. They have a great quarterback again that you still won't give credit to, but
richie: ah i I need more. I need some more film footage.
Matt LaRose: i know you I know the public enemy says don't believe the hype, but you should at least enjoy the hype while it's here.
richie: Oh, listen. i'm I'm on edge every play. You never know what's going to happen with the kid. He's super exciting and he's super gifted.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude, he's fucking chucking 70-yard fucking passes, taking the ball and running with it.
richie: Yeah, but he say oh
Matt LaRose: He's fucking awesome.
richie: he... And his accuracy percentage is very high, but a lot of that was due to people catching balls that they may probably shouldn't have.
Matt LaRose: Hey man, I kept, they don't ask how they ask how many.
richie: okay Listen, i I'm just the about the whole thing. They are all in together as a team. And once this kind of shit happens, anything is possible.
Matt LaRose: They got a head coach. That's a fucking he's, he's inspiring the team.
richie: He's a player's coach. He's a coach's player. He's a
Matt LaRose: Fucking right, man. You know?
richie: He's a stud, gets out there with them He's with young guys And he's he's turning them into a bunch of guys That are going to be great leaders at some point On the team group
Matt LaRose: Martin, if there's a bandwagon you're going to jump on, you should jump on the Pats bandwagon. Now's the time.
Rich is a cunt: um i'm I'm not going to do that.
Matt LaRose: when the de When the dynasty is reignited, you can say, I've been here the whole time.
Rich is a cunt: I could have gone on the bandwagon back in what, like high school when they first started?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. 2001 or 2002 was
Rich is a cunt: when i What was it? 2022? Not 2022. 2003-ish is when things got...
Matt LaRose: thousandt one or two thousand two was the first one that they won.
richie: who was who was It was from the 9-11 attack.
Rich is a cunt: Okay, great. I could have gone on the bandwagon then and I didn't.
richie: was
Rich is a cunt: i'm Fuck football. It's fucking dumb.
Rich is a cunt: I'm going to watch Fistfighting and Hockey.
Matt LaRose: i did Those are my two favorite things to watch.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, and um I gamble a fuck ton on so um ah tennis. I don't watch it, but I gamble on it. Fucking great odds.
richie: ah On tennis?
Rich is a cunt: Oh my God, tremendous odds. And the odds makers fuck it up all the time.
richie: I watched tennis. I love watching tennis.
Rich is a cunt: I hate it, but on DraftKings, it's my go-to.
Matt LaRose: I like to watch women's tennis.
Rich is a cunt: Okay, I'll show you.
Matt LaRose: It's
Rich is a cunt: i got I got, I think, six tennis bets going right now.
Matt LaRose: the return of Martin's gambling corner.
richie: um'm I'm all for it.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, shit.
Rich is a cunt: Look, if we go to all, all of these are all tennis. They're all tennis.
richie: I love tennis, man.
Rich is a cunt: yeah All right. Oh, so you want to – speaking of gambling, I'm fucking back on the gambling train. So you want to know how much money I've gambled in um October?
richie: No,
Matt LaRose: Just October.
Rich is a cunt: They give you a task now and it's fucking embarrassing actually.
Matt LaRose: $5,000.
Rich is a cunt: but right, here, hang on, let's go. Right now, my stat sheet, this shit's embarrassing. Richie, guess how much I've gambled in 22 days.
Matt LaRose: five thousand dollars
Rich is a cunt: Richie, your guess?
richie: I... 22 days?
richie: Yeah, I'll say 2,500.
Rich is a cunt: Okay, um yeah neither one of you are even close. And am I up or down?
Matt LaRose: ah
richie: You're definitely down. Oh,
Matt LaRose: Yeah
Rich is a cunt: I am up $199. gambled $13,328. I've won $13,527. I'm $199.
richie: that's
Rich is a cunt: i've gambled thirteen thousand three hundred and twenty eight dollars
Matt LaRose: Holy fuck Your face is so confused right now
Rich is a cunt: i am ah i've i've won
richie: You're up.
Rich is a cunt: thirteen thousand five hundred and twenty seven so i'm up a hundred and ninety nine dollars
richie: You broke even. i would call that a fucking good omen and walk away.
Matt LaRose: you're the dude that i You're the dude that when I'm listening to my podcast and there's a DraftKings commercial, they always go, gambling problem? Go fucking blah, blah, blah.
Rich is a cunt: There'll be a damn big problem. i but All right, so let's go this. I haven't put in more than $50 in the last six months.
Matt LaRose: I mean, that's pretty good.
Rich is a cunt: So I'm playing with the house's money full time.
Matt LaRose: Is there a way for you to see how much you've gambled all time, like, over since you started?
richie: oh
Rich is a cunt: well this All right, so i'm I'm back on the train. So this year, this year, it's $31,000 and the year, down $200.
Matt LaRose: Mm-hmm.
Rich is a cunt: and i but the year i'm down two hundred bucks
Matt LaRose: I mean, it's really not bad if you think about it.
richie: No, that's great. My wife took away all my credit cards and all of the accounts are locked up under her so that I can't gamble away everything.
Rich is a cunt: but
Matt LaRose: You have what's called an addictive personality.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, I know. That's why I don't do drugs or drink.
Matt LaRose: ah I was talking to Rich, but as I was saying it, I was thinking you both do.
Rich is a cunt: But no, i'm i'm I'm having fun with my tennis thing right now.
richie: Fucking tennis rules.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Tennis and and actually some soccer too because you the under overs on soccer, they miss on those all the time.
richie: Yeah.
richie: No, those fuckers, I don't trust those little faggots. Bunch of tweakers running around. They'll throw a game if they need to. Don't trust me.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, 100%. So I gamble on the games that a lot of other people gamble on. So like this, I gambled on ping pong the other night and I'm not exaggerating.
Rich is a cunt: The
richie: I'm so happy.
Matt LaRose: That sounds fun.
richie: This is how it happens. I'm so excited.
Rich is a cunt: thing what's funny about ping pong is you can go to the live stream and it's literally two Asian dudes and there's four people there. It's like, it might as well be in my fucking basement.
richie: Have you ever watched them, though, for real?
Rich is a cunt: Yeah. They're fucking gangsters.
richie: Pretty fucking insane.
Matt LaRose: It is insane. This reminds
richie: I've seen them in, like, it always looks like a, it does look like a big, but it's like a warehouse almost.
Rich is a cunt: So, yeah.
Rich is a cunt: Oh, no, no, no.
richie: And there are always, like, 12 tables set up, and they're just fucking
Rich is a cunt: This is a big... All right, let me see if there's a live um ping pong game going on right now.
richie: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: this this reminds
Rich is a cunt: This shit is fucking wild.
Matt LaRose: This reminds me of when I was in Thailand and I would turn on TV and they would have either rooster fighting live on TV or they would have bull fighting, not like a matador, like a big giant bull goring another big giant bull with his horns.
Matt LaRose: And they would have a ticker that went across the bottom of the screen that was text your live bets in now. And it would give you the phone number so you could just sit there and watch roosters and bulls fight and just text in your shit.
richie: Yeah, that looks like a blackjack table everyone's around.
Matt LaRose: This is
Rich is a cunt: There's nobody there. And the odds on this game right now, there's – oh, my God. These white guys are not very good. But, I mean, this one's going to be hard to handicap, so I'm not going gamble on it.
Matt LaRose: It's like when, uh, well, the,
richie: I would not be... If if this were in
Rich is a cunt: And I refuse to bet on pipes anymore. Won't do it.
richie: That it is this easy to do now.
Matt LaRose: yeah
richie: If this were available to me 20 years ago, 30 years ago, like, I don't know what would have happened.
Matt LaRose: i yeah I get texts from the hogs all the time because they're big on the draft Kings and they're always betting parlays and betting fights and they're talking to each other about what bets are you guys what fights are you guys betting on tonight and it's like
Rich is a cunt: And those are the worst bets ever.
richie: Why, so they can all lose together?
Matt LaRose: i I cannot, I could never bet on fighting because it would stress me out way too much. Like, I don't like to bet that much anyways because it stresses me out. But like fighting is like the worst thing that you can bet on Like, although although the great Tom Hafers did always tell me if you're going to bet on fighting, always bet the underdog no matter what.
richie: He's always right.
Rich is a cunt: no No, that's not true. I ran a study last year. I ran like five UFCs in a row, betting like $2 on every undercard. I mean, every underdog, like just to like see how it plays out.
Rich is a cunt: You lose every time.
richie: No way.
Rich is a cunt: Every time. ah Okay, fine. Then you do it. You run your own fucking stats.
richie: I'm not doing this.
Rich is a cunt: No, I didn't bet like a lot of money, but i just as like a like let's see if this actually tracks.
richie: Take what?
Rich is a cunt: No. The UFC odds makers, the people that actually, they're so fucking dialed in. They use fucking crazy ass algorithms now that don't fucking miss. like So when it's a plus 270, it's a true plus 270. So that person's not supposed to win.
Rich is a cunt: The odds are fucking absurd.
richie: I think this past weekend a bunch of underdogs won.
Rich is a cunt: yeah because it was Canada.
richie: Fuck Canada.
Rich is a cunt: Fuck Canada, right?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I hate that fucking place. Are they in the, is Canada in the World Series now too? I think I saw that it's Canada and LA.
richie: Yeah, Toronto.
Matt LaRose: Toronto and LA.
Rich is a cunt: Toronto sucks.
richie: They beat Seattle.
Matt LaRose: I never thought I'd have to root for fucking LA, but fuck Canada.
Rich is a cunt: Fucking woke versus woke.
richie: is pretty awesome.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's true. Woke douchebags versus woke douchebags.
Rich is a cunt: Richie, I got a freaking quote to do over my garage the other day. and know I... Not good.
richie: The whole garage?
Rich is a cunt: So I got two quotes. One guy said, I'm not touching this. We can get a bulldozer and we can build a new one. I said, great.
richie: That makes sense.
Rich is a cunt: that sounds That sounds right in my budget. um And then the other guy came in and told me that it was going to be a lot of money and gave me a number that was also not my budget.
Matt LaRose: You know what, though? If you keep hitting a couple of bets here, Martin, if you really double down on betting, you can probably make that money real quick, you know?
richie: Well, they want like 150 grand a garage.
Rich is a cunt: hi Actually, no. What?
richie: They want $150,000 for a garage?
Rich is a cunt: The guy that said that he wanted me to build a new one um said he'd get back to me this week. So I'm guessing it's going to be 80 120. Yeah. No, tell me more.
Rich is a cunt: yeah
richie: I just got a shit ton of quotes for encapsulation. Did I tell you this?
Rich is a cunt: no tell me more
richie: It's a whole thing down south where they have to in their walk out base, not their walkouts and their, um, what do you call those things under the ground?
Rich is a cunt: carried
richie: No.
richie: The thing under the ground.
Rich is a cunt: Your basement.
richie: Yeah. But it's not a basement.
Rich is a cunt: Crawl space.
richie: yeah Yeah. Yeah. Crawl space.
Matt LaRose: there you go.
richie: So everyone has a crawl space there and they, they get moist and that gets the,
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, so you need to put the moisture barriers and all that shit.
richie: Yeah, they put in those and drains and the whole thing. So I just had a quote on that.
Rich is a cunt: Yep.
richie: 10 grand.
Rich is a cunt: That's actually not even bad. Up here it would be $25. Yeah, but
richie: And that's inclusive of the dehumidifier that goes in.
Rich is a cunt: the dehumidifiers are cheap.
richie: Now, the other thing is, then I got a quote just on HVAC, that round stuff, the tubing.
Rich is a cunt: Duck work?
richie: Yeah, ductwork. 10 grand.
Rich is a cunt: It's actually cheap up here. It would be $25.
richie: Then they gave me a quote on two Armstrong fucking AC units.
Rich is a cunt: Wow. You know what's the worst brand in the entire country?
richie: Is it Armstrong?
Rich is a cunt: It's quite literally Armstrong.
richie: they're They're built and manufactured directly in South Carolina.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, they're literally the shittiest brand in the... Don't buy anything American.
richie: I'm not.
Rich is a cunt: I'm telling you
richie: I had the train. The new train is like, that was like 30 grand maybe.
Rich is a cunt: I wouldn't even put a new train in. um I'd go with some of these japanese products ah Chinese products.
richie: Japanese easy nice and easy.
richie: Yeah. Anyway, it's not cheap out there, man.
Rich is a cunt: No, it's even it's way more up here. You wouldn't even believe what we're getting for AC installs.
richie: Fuck. Ridiculous.
Rich is a cunt: and The materials alone are just fucking absurd. And then labor up here twice as much.
richie: Tariffs.
Matt LaRose: Everything's expensive.
richie: Tariffs.
Matt LaRose: Everything's expensive. The
Rich is a cunt: and Everything's expensive.
Matt LaRose: price gasoline is coming down though. I noticed that the other day.
Rich is a cunt: I don't know.
Matt LaRose: I paid these things by like 20 cents.
Rich is a cunt: don't know.
richie: down there.
Rich is a cunt: I don't, I don't notice that.
Matt LaRose: I have to buy a super anyway, so I get fucked no matter what.
Matt LaRose: Don't run cheap gas, people. Especially if you have forced inductions. blow your shit up.
Rich is a cunt: Richie, you got that? Oh, yeah. Tell me something. How'd it go with the MEC car situation?
richie: I'll say she's not a supporter of Subaru.
Rich is a cunt: yeah
Matt LaRose: She is no longer a lesbian Subaru.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, she's not a part of the tribe anymore, eh? What?
richie: Oh, she's done.
Matt LaRose: No.
richie: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: She's detransitioning.
Rich is a cunt: lot of A lot of people in their 20s, 30s, 40s actually de-transition quite a bit is what I'm hearing.
Matt LaRose: yeah
richie: Yeah, she's, she's bouncing from the Subaru. She's going directly back to Honda.
Rich is a cunt: Honda and Toyota are the only way to go if you're buying a car.
Matt LaRose: real if you're going to buy a midsize SUV just buy a RAV4 or a fucking CRV man
richie: And the new, yeah, the new, whatever it is, Honda, like outdoor.
Rich is a cunt: hundred percent 100%.
Rich is a cunt: like like Jackie hasn't blown up her 4Runner. It's amazing.
Matt LaRose: that's actually that is truly stunning yeah she was when she bought that I was like she is my litmus test to see how if and it's like they're fucking unbelievable
Rich is a cunt: is It's amazing. If if she can't, she won't blow it up. Nobody can. Yeah.
Rich is a cunt: yeah I think it's got 120 on it right now. My, my Tundra's got 120 on it. Now thing drives like fucking brand new.
richie: Really?
Rich is a cunt: What? Yeah.
Matt LaRose: And the big question is, do either of them have fuel, have oil in them? Nobody knows.
Rich is a cunt: No, actually, I know because I just got my oil changed last week. So it's got...
richie: Bet you did, Chuck.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, I did. What do I get?
richie: I bet you did.
Rich is a cunt: I bet Jackie hasn't gotten her oil changed in five years.
Matt LaRose: Oh, ever, ever.
richie: bet she hasn't.
Rich is a cunt: No, I think I got to get a new one soon. We'll see.
richie: Truck?
Rich is a cunt: Mm-hmm.
richie: No.
Rich is a cunt: No, have you, heavy ah do why would I trade Jackie? and Have you seen her lately?
richie: No, I haven't seen her in while.
Rich is a cunt: That bitch is down like 25 pounds.
Matt LaRose: My wife.
richie: Oh, yeah?
Rich is a cunt: She's like obsessed with working out. She's fit as a fiddle right now.
richie: Oh, yeah? Good for her.
Matt LaRose: Come give us a spin.
Rich is a cunt: She does some some bullshit. what I don't know what it's called, the Gree or some shit. I don't know. she She's up at fucking four o'clock in the morning working out.
richie: Doing what? Who
Rich is a cunt: It's called the Gree or something. I don't know.
richie: the fuck is Legree? What
Rich is a cunt: Exactly. I don't care. She's out working out.
richie: do you mean out?
Rich is a cunt: She, all right, so put in perspective, when I get up at 6.30 or 6 or whatever, she's coming home from the gym.
richie: Like Outside?
richie: Why?
Rich is a cunt: aye I don't care.
richie: That's ridiculous.
Rich is a cunt: Well, you're fat and she's skinny, so here we are.
Matt LaRose: He makes good points.
richie: She's got to be fucking... She must be with someone in the mornings.
Rich is a cunt: navy Maybe, maybe, not my problem.
richie: Well...
Matt LaRose: As long as she's coming home happy, what do you care?
Rich is a cunt: That's right. And skinny.
Matt LaRose: Richie, I don't have anything else. This is um an hour tacked on to our other 20-minute episode that you fucked up, so we've been going for an hour and 20 minutes.
richie: Oh, yeah.
Rich is a cunt: I gotta go teach Jiu Jitsu.
Matt LaRose: Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
richie: think but why I Why?
Rich is a cunt: I teach Jiu Jitsu on Wednesday now, Richie. You should come to a class.
richie: don't like your classes.
Rich is a cunt: Good.
richie: and i don't i don't I don't have time to jog around in a circle. and and I can't do triangles, Nice.
Rich is a cunt: Yeah, yeah, that's that's my jam.
Matt LaRose: Can you clap your hands?
Rich is a cunt: i don't I've been, what have I been teaching? I've been teaching but back stuff for like a month.
richie: Nice.
Matt LaRose: Bet you have, Chucky.
Matt LaRose: Richie, you going to take us out on some Limp Bizkit?
richie: No.
Matt LaRose: Oh.
Rich is a cunt: I am curious what, maybe Love Gun?
Matt LaRose: I was hoping you would. Oh, here we go.
Rich is a cunt: All right, here we go. Not my favorite, but I'll take it.
Rich is a cunt: You need a plan-plan fucking reunion tour.
richie: you
Rich is a cunt: Richie, this album is fucking spectacular.
Matt LaRose: It's another great front-to-back album.
Rich is a cunt: This is top 25 for me, actually.
Rich is a cunt: Taking more shots than a column alone.
Matt LaRose: We got to find them.
Rich is a cunt: And you know what? They made a lot of dough off this. They like sold that music to like Suave.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, yeah.
richie: Did they?
Rich is a cunt: It's like just washing their hair.
Matt LaRose: it so yeah you're like watching like commercial ah shampoo commercial and that song's playing it's like I wish the people actually listened to this album and heard the shit that they say in it
richie: Fucking love it.
Rich is a cunt: It's so good. Oh, perfect timing. My battery's running low. So let's close this thing before we lose it.
Matt LaRose: bingo bingo peace out people
