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Infinite Abyss Episode 67: The Unstitchable Part 2: Stitch This!
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This is part 2 of a 2 part podcaast, the sencond part of the gang's fresh technical SNAFU. On this episode the gang is talking UFC 321, Blazing Saddles, The Bruins are killing the boys but Richie isn't having it because its football season, and so much more!
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Podcast format decision
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richie
two
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Matt LaRose
and just like that nothing even happened where this is going to be either ah part two of our two part podcast or we just continued talking
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richie
Nothing happened.
Nostalgia and overrated music
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Matt LaRose
and there was
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richie
It's either mini series or nothing happened.
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Matt LaRose
there was absolutely no interruption yeah don't touch
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richie
I'm not touching anything.
Encounter with Duke Rufus
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Matt LaRose
anything yeah the good thing is Rich if we were talking about how I remember exactly where we left off because I thought you were pulling a prank
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richie
I didn't.
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richie
Oh, is it good?
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Matt LaRose
I thought, no well, we yeah we thought you were fucking with us, so then we just started talking.
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Rich is a cunt
Literally, literally, I think he was too.
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Matt LaRose
I like started moving on.
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Rich is a cunt
I
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Matt LaRose
i thought that because I was telling you that all the music that you like is overrated, like Nirvana and so on.
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richie
oh right. We left off at Nirvana.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, and and I thought you were saying, oh, can't hear you.
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Rich is a cunt
got grapes.
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Matt LaRose
Our audio is no good. Derpa derpa. So we could move ah
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richie
That's perfect. No, let's keep that bit.
Side chats: Grapes and genetic modification
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Rich is a cunt
i got great
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Matt LaRose
on.
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richie
Yeah, you do.
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Matt LaRose
Grapes. Because then we so we had just started talking about Duke Rufus.
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Rich is a cunt
The dogs eat them. That's bad.
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richie
and They're not supposed to do that.
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Matt LaRose
right Martin's getting his dog, his grapes eaten by his dog.
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Rich is a cunt
yeah
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richie
Are they yes seedless?
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Rich is a cunt
Raging.
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, they're genetically modified.
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Matt LaRose
grits.
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Rich is a cunt
Fo sho.
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richie
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Delicious.
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richie
Can't get around it. Can't get around it.
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Matt LaRose
gri regrets
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Rich is a cunt
I love them.
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Rich is a cunt
Fo sho.
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richie
I like grapes.
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Matt LaRose
We were talking about people that had died, Richie, and I had just started to bring up Duke Rufus.
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richie
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Oh, fruit rufus.
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Matt LaRose
Because Rook Fookface.
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richie
Who the fuk is Rook?
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Matt LaRose
ah I had a good story way back in the day. Me and Martin were in New York City
Duke Rufus seminar disillusionment
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Matt LaRose
where Martin was trying out for the ultimate fighter. And we were in Little Italy and Rook Dufus was fucking also in Little Italy with Eric Coach and Paul Felder and I don't remember who the fuck else he was with.
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Rich is a cunt
um Pettish, Anthony Pettish.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, he had Pettis with him. And then when Martin was in doing his actual audition, I was just sitting out in the lobby and Duke came back up to me and was like, hey, I saw you at the Italian restaurant last night. And he like shot the shit with me for like a half an hour.
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Matt LaRose
was awesome.
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richie
Then he died.
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Matt LaRose
Well, then we had ah ah we had a seminar at the gym one time with Duke and I was able, so lucky, to be Duke's assistant for the entire three hour seminar, which essentially was me taking
Predictions and notable deaths
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Matt LaRose
leg kicks from Duke Rufus with no shin pads on.
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Rich is a cunt
which which I will say was easily the worst seminar I've ever seen in my entire life.
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Matt LaRose
but three Yeah. Yeah. yeah
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Rich is a cunt
he was This guy, whether he's a good guy, bad guy, I don't fucking care. um He would literally show like one technique and be like, all right, go go go practice. And then like he would have an ADD moment and be like, oh, just kidding, try this.
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Matt LaRose
who
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Rich is a cunt
Oh, no, just kidding, try this. like Nobody remembers anything, dude.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, he he'd covered quite a few things in a short period of time.
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richie
Less than more.
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Rich is a cunt
He gave no time for journaling. All I remember is him telling people to do things and then him saying, wait, come back. Wait, come back. like, okay.
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richie
Is um Rick the Jet dead?
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Rich is a cunt
I don't think so.
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Matt LaRose
i't I don't think so. have to look that up.
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Matt LaRose
Guy's 55 years old, randomly dies, you know?
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Rich is a cunt
Guys that are 55 don't randomly die.
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Matt LaRose
I guess.
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richie
A bunch of them have been rick Ricky Hatton died He killed himself
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, because of other things.
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Matt LaRose
Rick the
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Rich is a cunt
Right.
South Park's cultural impact
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Matt LaRose
Jets.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, that was, ah so that was going to be my next, yeah that was going to be my next dead person to talk about was it came out that Ricky Hatton killed himself.
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richie
Oh yeah Look at me I'm like prophetic
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Matt LaRose
would Which was, ah it was funny because literally last episode you and I were talking about how all these MMA guys were going to start dying and all this shit.
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richie
That's true, see? I'm like the angel of death It's always been this way Yeah It's because I'm taking their souls It's like feet off of it Yeah Yeah, it won't
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Matt LaRose
You're a prophet.
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Rich is a cunt
and Somehow you keep living, which is even wilder.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
Rich has been predicting so much death lately and so much death has been happening.
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Rich is a cunt
And I've been predicting his death for like the last 10 years and he still hasn't happened.
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Matt LaRose
I know.
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Matt LaRose
We all bet that it would happen, but it fucking has yet to happen.
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richie
It's crazy, isn't it?
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Matt LaRose
I literally had a list. I mean, that we covered everybody now, but I literally had a list of dead people we had to cover on the podcast this week.
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richie
Someone else just died though. He was like 44. Who the hell was it?
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Matt LaRose
Should I just Google who else died this week?
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Rich is a cunt
Any age? He was 44. is fortyf four
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richie
Fuck, I can't remember. There have been like a bunch of people.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, people are dying all the place.
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Rich is a cunt
There's a line in a LaCocca Nostra song, Richie. 44 in the back like Danny Ainge.
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richie
Speaking of this, have you heard of this six sevenen thing?
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Matt LaRose
I don't know what this is
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Rich is a cunt
I do. I'm hip to it. It's fucking retarded.
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richie
It's like, it means whatever, right?
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Matt LaRose
What's a 6-7?
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richie
Come see, come saw.
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Rich is a cunt
No, it doesn't it doesn't mean anything.
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richie
That
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Rich is a cunt
That's the thing. All these new fucking queers, these kids fucking... I'm just like, oh, 6-7, 6-7. South Park did a whole episode about 6-7. ah shit
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Matt LaRose
It's insane to me that we live we live in a reality in a world where news outlets actually report on what South Park is making fun of this week.
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richie
was the thing.
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richie
It's fucking nuts.
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Rich is a cunt
Because it's the most real shit
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Matt LaRose
It's insane.
Modern fashion trends and shoutouts
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Rich is a cunt
ever.
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Rich is a cunt
South Park has got it right.
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Matt LaRose
ah Forever. They've always done. You fucking make fun of everybody. Go fuck yourself.
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richie
They predict the future.
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Rich is a cunt
They got to be coming up on 30 years.
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Matt LaRose
I mean, I think the only other longer show that's been running longer was The Simpsons, right?
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richie
Simpsons is, yeah, they're the longest.
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Rich is a cunt
They're longest, but I mean, self-heart came out when I was in high school. I was a junior or senior when I so first saw the beefcake and then what was it? The Halloween episode that Mike completely out of line.
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Matt LaRose
and the yeah what is the fucking I am scuzzle but lord of the mountain behold my Patrick Duffy leg the fucking ah mountains gonna erupt and they're like duck and cover that shit was fucking great
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Rich is a cunt
It so good.
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Matt LaRose
Beefcake 4000.
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Rich is a cunt
Richie, what are you doing?
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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richie
Nothing.
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Rich is a cunt
no You're vaping. You're vaping like these kids in their 6'7".
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Matt LaRose
yeah You're pretty hip, dude.
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richie
Yeah, it's true.
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Matt LaRose
Hmm.
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Rich is a cunt
but what's What's the deal with that hoodie?
Leadership insights from Jocko
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richie
It's a hoodie.
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Rich is a cunt
it looks It looks like it looks like a hood hooded sweatshirt that like The chicks wear now a part of their fits or sets.
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richie
Is it?
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Rich is a cunt
Is that what they call them? Sets?
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richie
Fuck if I know.
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Matt LaRose
It's definitely a fit or a set.
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richie
I haven't left my house. This is from Origin.
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Matt LaRose
It's comfy.
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richie
These are so soft. Shout out to Origin.
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Matt LaRose
Sponsor us. I'll take a free hoodie and a gi Okay.
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richie
ah they're fucking Their hoodies are so comfortable.
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Rich is a cunt
jocko jockco was in so Jocko was doing some like motivational like leadership training two weeks ago Foxborough. Shout out to Matt Quinn, who works for the k craft group.
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Rich is a cunt
He was like, oh, hey, if you want to come or whatever. and I was supposed to be traveling for fights, and then the fight got canceled. and I was just like, it looks like I'm not going to Jocko. I sent my bosses um instead, and they got to go, which is good for them, bad for me.
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richie
my but My buddy worked with Jocko doing mortgages.
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Rich is a cunt
Fun fact about Jocko. Jocko is an old school skinhead from New England. Friends with a lot of the old oy bands. He's actually on the cover of the original first reality album.
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Rich is a cunt
Google
Brad Pitt's sports drama review
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Rich is a cunt
it.
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Matt LaRose
I, uh, what the fuck was that movie that i watched the other day? Warfare. And ah they said that he was one of the helicopter pilots or the or the SEAL team in the helicopter or something that had to do with that movie. And that was like a crazy Iraq war movie thing.
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Matt LaRose
He had something to do with that.
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Rich is a cunt
Good.
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Matt LaRose
speak Speaking of movies, Rich, I got something that's going to tickle your fancy for you.
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richie
You think?
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Matt LaRose
Now that the in-laws and the nephew have gone back to SoCo, Chung-Mi and I have finally had some time to watch a movie.
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richie
Ah!
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Rich is a cunt
Let's go.
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Matt LaRose
This is the first fucking Aqualad fucking movie review in like six episodes.
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richie
Guy just shows up when he feels like he's like Kramer.
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Rich is a cunt
He's like Martin.
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Matt LaRose
Richie, this is right up your alley. I hope you're ready for this. F1 The Movie is ah is a 2025 motorsports drama starring Brad Pitt
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Rich is a cunt
Oh.
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Matt LaRose
Harvey a Bardem Damson Idris and Kerry Condon.
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richie
I'm excited to hear this because I actually haven't seen it yet.
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Matt LaRose
Oh, interesting.
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richie
And i do like F1 as a sport and I know he does as well. So I'm very, very interested
Greatest Western movies debate
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Matt LaRose
Hmm.
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richie
in what's about to say.
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richie
What's going down.
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Matt LaRose
There. Big Mark and Chung Mi are both followers of F1 because of the show on Netflix, F1 Drive to Survive.
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richie
Oh, right. Right.
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Matt LaRose
So even Chung Mi is hip to the F1 world.
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richie
Hmm. Well, you had my attention, but with my curiosity, I should say.
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Matt LaRose
The owner of a struggling F1 team played by Harvey Bardem recruits his old teammate, Sonny Hayes, played by Brad Pitt.
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richie
course, all old white guys in sports movies are called sunny for some reason.
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Matt LaRose
A note... but
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Matt LaRose
That's actually true. That's wild.
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Rich is a cunt
Thank you.
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Matt LaRose
Pitt is a no-bullshit old-school driver, a fill-in for the second half of the 2023 F1 season. Sonny's teammate, Joshua Pierce, played by Damson Idris, is a hot-shot rookie
John Candy documentary discussion
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Matt LaRose
with tons of talent and even more attitude.
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Matt LaRose
Sounds like a young Cole Trickle.
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richie
Dick trickle.
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Matt LaRose
The team's race director is played by Kerry Condon, who must deal with all of the egos and try to win one race so that they don't lose the team at the end of the year.
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richie
A chick. it's Such a joke.
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Matt LaRose
This movie plays out pretty much how you'd expect it. The drivers initially hate each other, but eventually learn to work together for the good of a team.
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richie
Someone probably dies. He ends up banging the the fucking head GM. Everybody's happy they run a team.
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Matt LaRose
As cliche as it all is, it was a pretty good movie. The racing scenes are excellent. The movie uses real F1 footage with the cars changed to make it look as real as possible.
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Matt LaRose
All of the other cars and drivers are real F1 teams from 2023. In fact, most of this movie was actually filmed during the 2023 season at actual races with driver interviews and etc. going on while actual drivers are being interviewed for authenticity as an example.
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richie
That's awesome.
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Matt LaRose
Chung-Mi really liked that the other teams and
Recap of recent and upcoming UFC events
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Matt LaRose
drivers were in the movie, as it made it feel more real to her as well. If you're a racing fan or a fan of F1, this is a must-watch.
00:11:28
Matt LaRose
Even if you're not, I think the drama and intensity of the effects and racing scenes still make it a good movie worth watching.
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richie
Yeah. All right.
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Matt LaRose
There you go. He might have talked me into watching that movie.
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richie
I'm going to watch
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Rich is a cunt
Yeah, i was I was on the fence for sure, actually. The only reason I was going to watch it is because it was Brad Pitt.
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richie
That makes sense.
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Matt LaRose
I can tell you this much.
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Rich is a cunt
yes Hey!
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Matt LaRose
If Chung Mi dug it, then it's going to be a good movie because she really likes good movies and especially ah her being into the F1 Netflix show and stuff. She would have.
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richie
And she's Korean.
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Matt LaRose
And she's Korean.
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Rich is a cunt
She is?
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richie
Yeah.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Chungmii.
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Matt LaRose
She's not much for race car driving, though. Yeah.
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richie
No.
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Matt LaRose
She was a little bit scared to go on ride for my Camaro, but then admitted after we went fast that she liked it. She was like, that was fun. Feels like a roller coaster.
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Matt LaRose
I watched a movie, Richie.
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richie
Go.
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Matt LaRose
I watched the greatest Western of all time.
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richie
Oh, unforgiven.
00:12:38
Matt LaRose
Nope.
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Rich is a cunt
Tombstone.
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Matt LaRose
Close second.
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richie
The outlaw Josie Wales.
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Matt LaRose
well That is actually, I had always said that was the greatest Western of all time, but then I, no,
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richie
ah And you're talking about young guns.
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Matt LaRose
no
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Rich is a cunt
and The S of S boys.
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Matt LaRose
you you'll have to think the greatest Western of all time.
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richie
i just I just named them all.
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Matt LaRose
No, you didn't.
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Rich is a cunt
no, no, no, no.
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Matt LaRose
Cause you know,
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Rich is a cunt
It's going to be the Adam Sandler bullshit one.
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Matt LaRose
good call though. Adam Sandler is awesome. Blazing saddles, Richie. Have you ever heard of it
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Rich is a cunt
Oh.
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Rich is a cunt
The sheriff's a hook.
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Matt LaRose
oh
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Rich is a cunt
Oh, fuck.
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richie
How did you even get it? i didn't think that's that can even be shown anymore.
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Matt LaRose
It's dude. I it's on Amazon prime of all plays.
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Rich is a cunt
It's fucking excellent.
00:13:24
richie
Oh, is it?
00:13:25
Matt LaRose
It's it's free on Amazon.
00:13:25
Rich is a cunt
It's fucking...
00:13:27
Matt LaRose
You can just click, watch it now.
00:13:30
richie
Speaking of Blazing Saddles, how awesome was it?
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Matt LaRose
I was stunned. That's fucking great.
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richie
It's great.
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Rich is a cunt
Wait, was that the first time you've ever seen it?
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Matt LaRose
I mean, I've seen, no, no, no. I seen it a bunch of times.
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Rich is a cunt
more
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richie
Never gets old.
00:13:40
Matt LaRose
You know me, I see all the movies, but that one I see.
00:13:41
richie
Oh, yeah. yeah yeah
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Matt LaRose
I just love when he's steadiest hand in the West.
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Rich is a cunt
Aw.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah, this was my shooting hand.
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richie
Speaking of Blazing Saddles, I watched John Candy documentary.
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Matt LaRose
oh yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Oh, on what?
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richie
And...
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Matt LaRose
It's on also on Amazon.
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richie
It's on Prime, yeah.
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Rich is a cunt
Interesting.
UFC's heavyweight division critique
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Rich is a cunt
I bet it's great.
00:14:02
richie
It's actually really good. It starts off with um Bill Murray talking right away. It's just fucking great, honestly. But Mel Brooks is in it.
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Rich is a cunt
Oh.
00:14:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:14:13
richie
And Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles, of course. see See how I always bring it back?
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Matt LaRose
Of course.
00:14:17
Matt LaRose
Of course. Plays the mayor.
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richie
That's the that's the artist in me.
00:14:21
richie
Oh, so good. And he wrote it and produced it and directed it.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:25
richie
um But anyway, he's in it talking about John Candy and how He loved him. and when he saw him, he had to have him for a movie. And that's when he did Spaceballs.
00:14:38
Rich is a cunt
and I'm trying to take a picture of us, but the light glare.
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Matt LaRose
He's doing a bad job.
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Rich is a cunt
All
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Matt LaRose
Oh, here we go.
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Matt LaRose
pausing a podcast for a photo opportunity yeah they dropped a bunch of that uh with because of that john candy documentary they dropped a bunch of john candy movies on prime they dropped blazing saddles and space balls on prime like they dropped a whole shit or maybe maybe space balls was on hbo max but
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Rich is a cunt
right. The internet's what matters.
00:15:09
richie
It's just amazing um that whole group of people that came up together.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's funny. Cause like, I forget that John who, who died.
00:15:17
richie
Oh, that's who died at 44. But that was before. John Candy.
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, John Candy.
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Super young man. Uncle Buck, my favorite John Candy movie.
00:15:22
richie
Yeah.
00:15:27
richie
And they have a whole segment about it. It's pretty awesome.
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Matt LaRose
ah About uncle Buck.
00:15:31
richie
Yeah.
00:15:32
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
00:15:33
richie
They said Uncle Buck was,
Patriots season excitement
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richie
they thought, most closely like who he really was. as like a dad, just like he talked to his kids, not at them, but like with them.
00:15:39
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. Yeah.
00:15:45
richie
Cause they said he was basically just a big kid. And like, that was him.
00:15:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:49
richie
He second guessed himself. Like, should I go to the track? Should I not go to the track? Okay. We're going to the track.
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Matt LaRose
Yeah. No shit.
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Rich is a cunt
You go to the trash.
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richie
the But the the whole thing is, um it's actually, a dude, it's, it's worth watching. And then it goes into, which I didn't know. He had this whole relationship with John Hughes,
00:16:08
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:16:08
richie
And John Hughes. And so what's even here's why you have to watch this movie because Macaulay Culkin's in it today as is a 47 year old man.
00:16:16
Matt LaRose
so shirt
00:16:20
richie
And he's talking about it. But he said, people always talk about when you think about John Hughes, he said, who do you think of? What's the, what movies do you think of? And who are the actors?
00:16:28
Matt LaRose
The Breakfast Club.
00:16:29
richie
Right. Everyone says breakfast club, pretty in pink. Everyone says, Oh, Molly Ringwald or Macaulay Culkin.
00:16:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:36
richie
He said, but,
00:16:36
Matt LaRose
But Home Alone was, yeah.
00:16:38
richie
But it's not. He said it's John Candy. John Candy has done like 16 John Hughes movies. And I went back. i was like, holy fuck, you're right. He has.
00:16:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:49
richie
So he's like the John Hughes guys. John Hughes literally wrote movies for him.
00:16:54
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:16:54
richie
And ah Uncle Buck, I think, was one of them.
00:16:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Because I know Home Alone was a John Hughes movie.
00:17:01
richie
Yeah, he loved them. they They did a lot of shit together.
00:17:04
Matt LaRose
And he played the polka king in fucking and Home Alone. Gives his mom a ride home in a rider van.
00:17:12
richie
And planes, trains you know They did a section on that But yeah man It it was it was good, it was interesting Rip
00:17:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:21
Matt LaRose
Shout out to John Candy.
Gambling experiences and unconventional sports
00:17:24
Matt LaRose
If you've never seen fucking if you'd never seen Uncle Buck, you've got to see that.
00:17:25
Rich is a cunt
All right.
00:17:29
Matt LaRose
That's the best.
00:17:29
richie
ah So good
00:17:35
Matt LaRose
Did you watch any other movies?
00:17:40
richie
Let's see I finished Peacekeeper
00:17:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Peacemaker.
00:17:44
richie
Peacemaker, yeah, finish that.
00:17:46
Matt LaRose
What you think of the ending to that?
00:17:48
richie
I mean, you know, it's classic comic book stuff, I guess.
00:17:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Shocked that t that that's your new favorite show. It's unbelievable.
00:17:56
richie
Makes me laugh.
00:17:57
Matt LaRose
It still blows my mind.
00:17:58
richie
Pretty fucking funny.
00:17:59
Matt LaRose
no ah No season three, though. They're saying the way that that way that that show thatt season ended is going to kick off the next Superman movie or something like that.
00:18:10
richie
Yeah, I could see all that happening. So I watched that. Then I watched that Terminal List Part 2, which is called...
00:18:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:18:20
richie
What is it called? Nightwolf or...
00:18:24
Matt LaRose
Chris Pratt, right?
00:18:26
richie
Yeah, Taylor Kitsch.
00:18:30
richie
He's in it. Plays a CIA dude. So I watched that and then...
00:18:38
richie
I watched some kind of Korean movie. I can't remember what.
00:18:43
Matt LaRose
Corey, did you watch any fights the last couple of weeks?
00:18:49
richie
I did, actually. I saw some.
00:18:51
Matt LaRose
we actually have a We actually have a few fights to go over because we didn't record last week.
00:18:56
Rich is a cunt
I actually, i don't think I've watched fights in like a month, which is weird.
00:19:00
Matt LaRose
i didn't
00:19:00
Rich is a cunt
I had fights last week.
00:19:01
Matt LaRose
I didn't watch almost any of the fights last week because I went to the hockey game.
00:19:07
Rich is a cunt
was i waiting before I was in Florida.
00:19:07
richie
Right, right, right.
00:19:09
Rich is a cunt
I was dorking it up in Florida.
00:19:11
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. If you go back two weeks ago, Richie, your boy Davis and Figgy Figueredo defeated Montel Jackson via three-round decision.
00:19:20
richie
Yeah, saw that.
00:19:22
Matt LaRose
Also, Joel Alvarez smoked Vicente Luque. I did see that fight. And then ah Charles Dubronx Olivera subbed Matias Gamera in the second round.
00:19:33
richie
Yeah, easily.
00:19:34
Matt LaRose
I thought he was going to get smoked that fight, so that was pretty good.
00:19:36
richie
Yeah, me too.
00:19:37
Matt LaRose
And then last week, ah the UFC made its triumphant return to the shithole 51st state of Canada. Did you watch those ones?
00:19:47
Rich is a cunt
Isn't that your home home country?
00:19:48
Matt LaRose
No, I don't like that place anymore.
00:19:49
richie
Yep, sure is. Guy
00:19:51
Matt LaRose
Nope.
00:19:51
Rich is a cunt
Wow.
00:19:51
Matt LaRose
They're a bunch assholes. I fucking hate them.
00:19:54
richie
loves Canada.
00:19:54
Rich is a cunt
wow
00:19:55
richie
He bleeds blue and white.
00:19:57
Matt LaRose
No.
00:19:57
richie
but
00:19:57
Matt LaRose
to Tweakers break Subaru windows in Canada and then they lose my support.
00:20:04
richie
So did you know that there was like, I have a bunch of hockey friends that I happen to be with two weekends ago,
High living costs and home improvements
00:20:11
richie
and they said they've all been there.
00:20:14
Matt LaRose
To Sudbury?
00:20:14
richie
Yeah, they've actually played hockey there. like They go play hockey there. like They have tournaments and shit.
00:20:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's wild.
00:20:20
Rich is a cunt
I
00:20:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:21
richie
So evidently there's like the world's largest nickel is downtown Sudbury.
00:20:27
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:20:28
Rich is a cunt
heard that girls are unbelievable.
00:20:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:30
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:20:32
richie
Listen, all puck fucks aren't bad.
00:20:37
Matt LaRose
The only, I think the only chick that I saw while I was there was the girl that was waiting on me at dinnertime and she had about 17 piercings, some fucking tattoos on her neck and face area, short pink hair.
Reliable vehicles and personal stories
00:20:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:51
Rich is a cunt
I was going to with her name Dale?
00:20:52
richie
oh she she gets She got to wake up to a bathrobe from her boyfriend that was and had Iron Maiden on the back.
00:20:58
Matt LaRose
it
00:21:04
richie
So anyway, yeah, there was that. But you were speaking about the fights. Who was there?
00:21:09
Matt LaRose
We were talking about fights.
00:21:10
richie
I watched some of these. Yeah. Who fought again?
00:21:12
Matt LaRose
um Your boy Chido Vera lost to Ayman Zahibi.
00:21:16
richie
Yeah, i saw that goddamn fight.
00:21:19
Matt LaRose
How did my boy Chido do? I didn't see it.
00:21:23
richie
Cheeto's just Cheeto. He doesn't give a fuck.
00:21:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:26
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, he
00:21:27
richie
If it were a five-round fight, he's going to win. The guy's not built for three-round fights. Or at least it would have been better if it were a five-round fight. He was just getting going. He can't start fast.
00:21:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He's going to have to work on that because he's nowhere near getting a five round fight.
00:21:44
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:21:45
richie
Yeah.
00:21:45
Rich is a cunt
yeah he could he could definitely headline a fucking fight night.
00:21:48
Matt LaRose
No, that's true. ah
00:21:51
richie
He's a five round fighter. He just is.
00:21:54
Matt LaRose
I didn't see what happened, but I know Kevin Holland got kicked in the dick and then he was down for like, for like ever, right?
00:21:58
Rich is a cunt
Like, repeatedly.
00:22:01
Matt LaRose
He lost the five, three round decision to Mike Mallett.
00:22:01
richie
Yeah.
00:22:06
Matt LaRose
I heard there was some dick kicking fuckery in another fight too.
00:22:06
richie
Yeah.
00:22:10
richie
Yeah. Well, earlier in the fights there on the prelims, there were.
00:22:15
Matt LaRose
Drew Dober, maybe some Kyle Proplick.
00:22:15
richie
um Yeah. Drew Dober. Yeah. That was the fight.
00:22:18
Rich is a cunt
You know what? To be fair, Drew Dobrik deserves to get kicked in the dick repeatedly, so fuck him.
00:22:23
Matt LaRose
Is he the one that got kicked in the deck or did he the do the dick kicking?
00:22:26
richie
I think he did the kick, I think.
00:22:26
Rich is a cunt
I don't know. i didn't watch.
00:22:29
richie
but But for this fight, Kevin Holland got hit twice. It was just really weird the way it all went down. I mean, he's he's not answering questions.
00:22:35
Rich is a cunt
retarded.
Gambling habits and cost of living
00:22:37
richie
If you're not going to answer the question, then you're retired. That's it.
00:22:41
Rich is a cunt
more retarded
00:22:43
Matt LaRose
Or both.
00:22:43
richie
So, I mean, it should have been stopped.
00:22:45
richie
He got hit pretty good a couple times.
00:22:48
Matt LaRose
it I heard there was all kinds of wacky judging and refereeing all along the night there.
00:22:54
richie
Yeah. um Who was it? Was it Mergliata?
00:22:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he was he was one of the refs.
00:23:00
richie
There was one of them in Herzog. ah But Mergliata on one of them, the fight, there was like 10 seconds left in the fight and he like stepped in and stopped it.
00:23:12
richie
No, there were three seconds left to go in the first round. And he went in and he stopped it because the guy on the bottom was getting the fucking shit fucked out of him.
00:23:20
Rich is a cunt
Well, that's that's his job, essentially. so Oh, really?
00:23:23
richie
So then the bell rings and they get him up and he goes back to the corner and the fight keeps going. They never actually stopped it.
00:23:31
Rich is a cunt
Really?
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
even though he stopped it early let me see i got uh would you remember if it was on the main card or the prelims
00:23:31
richie
Yeah. so Yeah. So round two came out and then he started doing all right. And then there was a third round. It was a split decision. Who's the fight?
00:23:49
richie
I think it was the prelim.
00:23:51
Matt LaRose
I got, ah let me see.
00:23:56
Matt LaRose
Danny Barlow and Jordan Santos.
00:23:58
Matt LaRose
they um That was all there was for a decision. Everything else is a TKO or a submission.
00:23:58
richie
no
00:24:06
richie
Yeah, I don't think it was
Conclusion and sign-off
00:24:07
richie
a
00:24:09
Matt LaRose
Was it Kyle Nesslin and Matt Frivola?
00:24:14
richie
No.
00:24:15
Matt LaRose
Marion Furrow and knocked out Jasmine Juvikidis?
00:24:18
richie
Yeah, that was good.
00:24:18
Rich is a cunt
Oh, that bitch is – I mean both of those girls are so good now, but that Frenchie bitch is good.
00:24:20
richie
That was good.
00:24:25
richie
Yeah, she's just she looks like a giraffe in leggings.
00:24:29
Matt LaRose
Kwe Long, Aori knocked out Cody Gibson in 21 seconds. Maybe this one, Bruno Silva and Park Hyung Sung was a third round submission, no?
00:24:37
richie
No.
00:24:41
Matt LaRose
Stephanie Luciano subbed Ravina Oliveira.
00:24:47
Matt LaRose
Yugosi Berlugi and Azmet Bekov, but that was a TKO in the third round. And then the only other fight is Melissa Crotin and Tanya Lisbora, and that was a TKO in the third round.
00:24:59
richie
Yeah, it was none of them. So must been the main card.
00:25:02
Matt LaRose
the main card. oh what did I just do? The main card. ah We went over most of them, Kevin Holland and Mike Mallett, Chido and Amin Zabibi, Marion Furrow and Jasmine Charles, you Dane and Davey Grant, Kyle Nelson and Matt for Vola. And then the main fight, Brendan Allen and Renier to Ritter.
00:25:30
Matt LaRose
So anyways, it was one of those fights.
00:25:33
richie
Yeah, it was either, it was i think it was the um the one before,
00:25:44
richie
you
00:25:44
Matt LaRose
Kevin Holland and Mike Mallett.
00:25:46
richie
no, the one before Frivola.
00:25:53
Matt LaRose
Charles Jubane and Davey. Oh, I thought you said before. Hold on.
00:25:56
richie
Yeah, that one.
00:25:57
Matt LaRose
All right. Well, that was a... submission in the first round anyway
00:26:02
richie
Yeah, that wasn't it. Either way, the fights were, eh. The main event was ah joke. The guy, I wouldn't even let that guy fight ever again.
00:26:10
Matt LaRose
he yeah the Brandon Allen defeated he didn't quit his corner threw in the towel but on the end of the fith fourth round right I think as his coach took the heat for him
00:26:13
Rich is a cunt
I saw the highlight. He just pretty much fucking got exhausted and quit, right?
00:26:18
richie
Yeah.
00:26:23
richie
I mean, quit.
00:26:28
richie
he he He threw, yeah, they threw the towel in after. And they shouldn't be asking the fighter that either anyway. It's stupid. But it was the same thing with Kevin Holland. No one was talking. Just.
00:26:40
Matt LaRose
the Rainier DeRitter had a big old hype train going up behind him I was that fight was originally supposed to be against Fluffy Hernandez
00:26:47
richie
Yeah, he's been exposed. He's all done in the UFC. He's been exposed. Everyone knows they just got to get him in deep water, take him down, make him fight.
00:26:57
Matt LaRose
yeah grind it out baby
00:26:59
richie
he's not He's got such a stigma to overcome now, and you can't. You ought to know why? His name is... Derritair. And where's he from?
00:27:09
Matt LaRose
He's from the Netherlands.
00:27:10
richie
Yeah.
00:27:11
Matt LaRose
He's a Dutch boy.
00:27:12
richie
He's a French Dutchman.
00:27:15
Matt LaRose
Frenchie.
00:27:15
richie
They fold like a deck of fucking cards.
00:27:20
Matt LaRose
He got big fights this week on a big UFC pay-per-view.
00:27:24
richie
Really? I'm not doing it.
00:27:25
Matt LaRose
Live from London, England.
00:27:27
richie
Are you from London dead Town?
00:27:29
Matt LaRose
Special start time. The prelims are at 10 a.m. m The main card is at 2 in the afternoon.
00:27:34
richie
Oh, well So I'll watch I'll watch the free ones
00:27:34
Rich is a cunt
So they're making us pay for a day card?
00:27:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:37
Rich is a cunt
All
00:27:40
Matt LaRose
ah Opening up, Richie, this is right up your alley. First fight of the night, girl fight. Again, this is at 10 o'clock in the morning. Jacqueline Amorium takes on Mizuki Inoue.
00:27:52
richie
Hmm, this is gonna be Yeah, and Inui is ah What's his name's wife, isn't it?
00:27:53
Rich is a cunt
all right. So that that first girl is a fucking Brazilian with fucking absurdly good jujitsu.
00:27:58
Matt LaRose
She's 10-1.
00:28:04
Matt LaRose
Ensign Inoue?
00:28:05
richie
Yeah, or is daughter.
00:28:05
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:28:07
Matt LaRose
I mean, she's definitely Japanese.
00:28:11
richie
um Well, that's 10 o'clock. That's perfect time to wake up, if you know what I'm talking about.
00:28:19
richie
Who's the second fight? Wait, hold on. Is this the Mackenzie Dern fight?
00:28:24
Matt LaRose
She is in the co-main event.
00:28:27
richie
Oh, fuck. She looked. I just saw a picture of her.
00:28:31
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:31
richie
cut running out of somewhere in her, you know, with her abs and her shoulders.
00:28:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, she's doing all right.
00:28:39
richie
Oh.
00:28:40
Rich is a cunt
So I probably have spoken on this before, but I never thought she was anything much to look at. um But I saw her in Arizona. um and And she is ah absurdly attractive in real life.
00:28:58
Rich is a cunt
Like when I say like, like by far the the prettiest person in the entire building and it wasn't even close.
00:28:58
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:28:59
richie
her eyes Her eyes are beautiful, man.
00:29:05
richie
Her smile is magnetic.
00:29:09
Matt LaRose
Back in the day, she had a lot more junk in her trunk. And I used to like watching her fight because every single time her ass would consume the entire pair of shorts that she was wearing.
00:29:19
richie
they have They hit the entire China buffet line.
00:29:20
Rich is a cunt
But the thing is, it was one of those, it was like, it was like, it was like oozy.
00:29:20
Matt LaRose
And I always appreciated that. Yeah.
00:29:23
richie
They just screwed it up.
00:29:24
Rich is a cunt
Like it would like kind of like just kind of droop down and fall out.
00:29:25
Matt LaRose
yeah Yeah. yeah She's Brazilian. You know, that's just what, you know, I appreciate. Thank you for that.
00:29:32
richie
So hot. It's her smile.
00:29:34
Rich is a cunt
Oh, did I tell you I have a Brazilian in the family now?
00:29:34
richie
like Yeah, you told me.
00:29:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:29:38
richie
You get to look at his smile, too.
00:29:38
Rich is a cunt
It's outstanding.
00:29:42
Rich is a cunt
I haven't met her yet, but she's, she's, she married in.
00:29:46
richie
That's so awesome.
00:29:48
Matt LaRose
Up next, you got as at Maxim taking on Mitch Raposo. Yeah.
00:29:53
Rich is a cunt
Oh, this is actually a good fight for Mitch. Mitch is Fall River kid.
00:29:56
Matt LaRose
Mitch Raposo local boy.
00:29:59
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:30:00
Matt LaRose
It's really, he took a fight on super late notice.
00:30:00
Rich is a cunt
This is in...
00:30:02
Matt LaRose
So now they're hooking them up again.
00:30:05
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. His last fight that he took on, last I think, two weeks. So this one, he had a full-ass camp. He's been, i think...
00:30:10
richie
And it's not a bad flight.
00:30:13
Rich is a cunt
Bad fight or flight? Because they're in Abu Dhabi, and that flight sucks, I bet.
00:30:15
richie
Oh.
00:30:16
Matt LaRose
Oh, I thought they were in the UK. Oh, maybe they are in Abu Dhabi.
00:30:18
Rich is a cunt
No. No, they're in Abu Dhabi.
00:30:19
richie
Oh,
00:30:20
Rich is a cunt
They got...
00:30:21
Matt LaRose
Oh,
00:30:21
Rich is a cunt
they
00:30:23
Matt LaRose
Well, that's about 12 hours from here because I did that.
00:30:23
Rich is a cunt
um
00:30:25
richie
oh well, that changes everything.
00:30:29
Matt LaRose
This dude he's fighting, I believe, sounds like he's a little bit, might be a little Middle Eastern. Oh, he's from Kazakhstan.
00:30:36
richie
I didn't think they they liked watching Mackenzie.
00:30:37
Rich is a cunt
and Better than Daziksan.
00:30:38
richie
I didn't think they liked watching girls fight there.
00:30:43
Rich is a cunt
It's Abu Dhabi, not ah Saudi Arabia.
00:30:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:30:47
Rich is a cunt
Abu Dhabi is a lot more liberal.
00:30:49
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:30:50
Rich is a cunt
They let women drive there.
00:30:51
richie
I think I'm going to live there.
00:30:53
Rich is a cunt
Nah, I don't think you are.
00:30:56
richie
I'd like to.
00:30:57
Rich is a cunt
Hmm.
00:30:59
Matt LaRose
Up next, you got, this is going to be a good one for you, Richie at Heavyweight. You got Hamdi Albedul Abel Do Wehab versus Chris Biggie Boy Barnett.
00:31:10
richie
oh
00:31:11
Matt LaRose
You'll remember the last time, Biggie Boy, my band is ah is a... He's like me. He's built a little bit thicker and he likes to jump around and do all this shit. And he jumped up before the fight even started.
00:31:23
Matt LaRose
He jumped when they were introducing him and he blew his knee out and then tried to fight and basically got smashed.
00:31:26
richie
Yeah.
00:31:29
richie
Yeah, he's an idiot. He's going to get smashed again.
00:31:33
Rich is a cunt
Let's hope.
00:31:35
Matt LaRose
Up next, you get Nathaniel Wood versus Jose Delgado. Mm-hmm.
00:31:40
richie
Nate? and didn't know Nate's bringing the wood.
00:31:45
Matt LaRose
Walter Walker versus Louie Sutherland.
00:31:49
richie
Hmm.
00:31:49
Rich is a cunt
No, I'll definitely pay for this one.
00:31:51
Matt LaRose
That's another heavyweight. I think I've heard of that Walter Walker guy before.
00:31:54
richie
Yeah.
00:31:54
Matt LaRose
Up next, you've got Abdul Kareem Al Suwadi versus Matthias Camillo.
00:32:02
richie
Hmm.
00:32:04
Matt LaRose
Ludovic Klein versus Matthias Rebecki.
00:32:08
richie
Mm-hmm.
00:32:09
Matt LaRose
Ikram Aliskrav and Park Young Jung. nas ah Headlining the prelims is Nasarat Happersat versus
00:32:21
Rich is a cunt
All I know is the pay-per-view buys in the States are going to be through the roof. Yeah.
00:32:26
Matt LaRose
Opening up the main card at 2 in the afternoon at light heavyweight, Alexander Rakak versus Asmat Merzirkanov.
00:32:34
Rich is a cunt
All right, that's actually a gangsta fight.
00:32:35
richie
I got that guy.
00:32:35
Matt LaRose
That's a good one. Up next at heavyweight, you have Alexander Volkov versus Jeytin Almeida.
00:32:43
Rich is a cunt
I don't care.
00:32:47
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening, Umar Nurmagomedov takes on Mario Batista.
00:32:48
richie
lot heavyweights, huh?
00:32:53
Rich is a cunt
oh shit. So maybe I am paying for this.
00:32:55
richie
I...
00:32:56
Matt LaRose
and'll be That'll be a pretty gangster fight.
00:32:59
richie
I got Batista.
00:33:00
Rich is a cunt
Fuck it.
00:33:04
Matt LaRose
Umar coming off just coming off a loss by Murab.
00:33:06
richie
I think Umar's gonna fight like his life depends on it. I really believe that, but I don't think that's enough in this fight.
00:33:12
Matt LaRose
This Batista kid's pretty good.
00:33:14
richie
i think he's I think he's legit.
00:33:16
Matt LaRose
in the co-main event of the evening for the vague.
00:33:18
richie
It's tough fight for him. ner Nerga Madoff, whatever.
00:33:22
Matt LaRose
Nurga met off and the co-main event of the evening for the vacant women's straw weight championship.
00:33:22
richie
I ah miss
00:33:28
Matt LaRose
You have Verena Jenna Dobera, who, uh, my sweet friend, sweet Ashley Barrett kindly refers to as female Rob Schneider.
00:33:30
richie
ah love her.
00:33:39
richie
She's right.
00:33:39
Rich is a cunt
if By the way, Asher's got a big fight in a week and a half, two weeks.
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:33:43
richie
Shout out.
00:33:43
Matt LaRose
We can up New Hampshire.
00:33:45
richie
Go get him.
00:33:45
Matt LaRose
Uh, takes on Richie's gal, Mackenzie Dern.
00:33:50
richie
That's unfortunate because these are both my girls in their own way.
00:33:54
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, one looks like an alien and one looks like a supermodel.
00:33:54
Matt LaRose
You like the, yeah
00:33:56
Rich is a cunt
So um I'm going with the...
00:33:57
richie
This is going to be really tough for her to do what she does really well against Mackenzie Dern, in my opinion.
00:34:03
Rich is a cunt
No, I disagree. So Mackenzie Dern beat her a few years ago.
00:34:07
richie
Yeah.
00:34:07
Rich is a cunt
That ain't happening again.
00:34:10
Rich is a cunt
i will bet the house on it.
00:34:12
Matt LaRose
uh, I don't know if I would do that.
00:34:13
richie
It's a completely different fight than it was, though, too.
00:34:16
Rich is a cunt
Yep, i think I think this girl takes Mackenzie Dern down and beats the shit out of her.
00:34:20
Matt LaRose
This girl has gotten really fucking good.
00:34:22
Rich is a cunt
Her jiu-jitsu is better than Mackenzie Dern's, or at least her MMA jiu-jitsu is better than Mackenzie Dern's. You heard it here first.
00:34:31
Matt LaRose
Rich care to retort.
00:34:37
richie
No.
00:34:39
Rich is a cunt
that's That's Rich agreeing with me, but doesn't want to agree with me.
00:34:43
richie
No, I mean, yeah i love this girl. I think she chimp she's champ material, and I'm thinking about it.
00:34:46
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, she's awesome. She's awesome.
00:34:49
richie
Like, this is really who's going to get a title shot.
00:34:53
Rich is a cunt
So the reason – so I have a theory behind this, Richie.
00:34:55
Matt LaRose
Well, it's not for a title shot. It's for the title.
00:34:58
richie
right.
00:34:58
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so the only reason Mackenzie Dern is getting this title shot right now is because this bitch is so unmarketable that they needed somebody to make this fight marketable. like Because I think Mackenzie Dern is like sixth or something.
00:35:12
Rich is a cunt
And when does the sixth-ranked person get a title shot over the other ones?
00:35:16
richie
Yeah, yeah.
00:35:16
Rich is a cunt
So –
00:35:17
richie
i got I got my girl. Whatever her name.
00:35:21
Rich is a cunt
Alien face, Rob Schneider.
00:35:22
richie
Yeah, I got her. I'm on her train.
00:35:24
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, me too. Me too.
00:35:28
richie
Unfortunately.
00:35:28
Rich is a cunt
but It's bad for the UFC. if for Mackenzie Dern would be a fucking superstar if she got that belt. She's hot, great ass, smile.
00:35:36
Matt LaRose
I'm picking this You know?
00:35:38
richie
oh my god.
00:35:41
Rich is a cunt
and ah What my friend used to say back in the day,
00:35:41
richie
fucking love her. I've loved her forever.
00:35:44
Rich is a cunt
um This guy that I used to work with, he was – like I was his apprentice and he would be like – if he saw a hot chick walking down the street, he would say, i would eat a mile of her shit to see the hole it came from.
00:35:59
Matt LaRose
you know
00:36:00
Rich is a cunt
and now and And now reflecting back, I am as old as he was when he was saying that and that's something now that I'm going to say to the young kids.
00:36:08
richie
I really like her.
00:36:12
Matt LaRose
That's outstanding.
00:36:12
richie
She's single now, too.
00:36:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They said that she's her, whatever her, divorce however, her divorce worked out. She has to pay a fuckload of money to her X man.
00:36:24
richie
Really?
00:36:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:25
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so he just can can keep surfing and living the good life, and she has to pay him.
00:36:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:31
richie
No, there'll be and there'll be a surf accident. Just like Arturo Gatti and Arturo Gatti Jr.
00:36:37
Rich is a cunt
His son. Mm-hmm.
00:36:39
richie
By the way, rest in peace.
00:36:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
In the most uninteresting heavyweight title fight they could have possibly made.
00:36:48
richie
God, Mackenzie Dern's hot.
00:36:50
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:36:50
Matt LaRose
and the In the main event of the evening for the heavyweight championship of the world, yeah have Tom Aspinall taking on Cyril Gunn.
00:36:59
richie
Oh, this, I'm, fuck, no. I will not be awake for this fight. Fortunately, i would have just blown my wad watching that great fight.
00:37:07
Rich is a cunt
It's going to be at 4 o'clock in the afternoon. We're
00:37:09
Matt LaRose
No, that's a good time. You have a big meal, blow your wad, and then immediately take a nap.
00:37:12
richie
Oh. Yep, it'll be perfect. Then I can get up and watch some football. So, this fight bores me, everything about it, but
00:37:22
Matt LaRose
Oh, I couldn't care less about this fight.
00:37:26
richie
they There is so much pressure on this Aspinall kid, though, to actually fucking win this fight.
00:37:32
Matt LaRose
I kind of actually want, sir I hate Ciro gone, but it would be, it would be hilarious if he fucks this whole thing up in spokesman.
00:37:33
Rich is a cunt
going to use the pipe warms.
00:37:36
richie
a know
00:37:39
richie
I would laugh my ass off if he knocked him out.
00:37:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:42
richie
Yeah, but I don't think it's going to happen.
00:37:42
Rich is a cunt
Any news?
00:37:44
richie
I don't even think it's possible.
00:37:44
Rich is a cunt
Mm-hmm.
00:37:46
richie
But, you know, he hits hard enough. I guess it's possible, but I don't think it's plausible. I think Tom Aspinall destroys this dude.
00:37:56
Matt LaRose
Richie, a long time detractor of Tom Aspinall.
00:37:59
richie
Yeah, there's nobody there, man. That's why I'm surprised there are so many heavyweights on this card. They're trying to find people so that Aspinall can fight so that they can market them.
00:38:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:08
richie
But that's the problem. He hasn't fought anyone at all yet. And there is no one else for him to fight. There's nothing interesting.
00:38:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:17
Rich is a cunt
No, the heavyweight division sucks.
00:38:19
Matt LaRose
Heavyweight is brutally bad.
00:38:20
richie
It's brutal.
00:38:23
richie
There's an argument for cutting it.
00:38:27
Rich is a cunt
Not for the UFC.
00:38:28
richie
Or, or there's an argument for making a 225 and over class and then keep 205 to 225.
00:38:28
Rich is a cunt
There
00:38:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:36
Rich is a cunt
you go.
00:38:39
richie
And then that opens things up and becomes more interesting.
00:38:43
Matt LaRose
They need to do a season of the ultimate fighter.
00:38:43
Rich is a cunt
hey
00:38:45
Matt LaRose
That's all heavyweights.
00:38:47
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, but the problem is even on like the smaller shows, the LFAs and whatnot and the Furies, there's no good heavyweight.
00:38:51
richie
Yeah. There aren't enough.
00:38:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:56
Rich is a cunt
You can be 4-0 and get into the UFC as a heavyweight.
00:39:01
Rich is a cunt
Anyway.
00:39:02
Matt LaRose
You know,
00:39:05
Rich is a cunt
Richie, how about those Bruins?
00:39:09
richie
They are actually right about where I thought they would be right now.
00:39:13
Rich is a cunt
Did they throw a curveball at you those first three games?
00:39:16
richie
They did. I thought something weird was happening.
00:39:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you got your hopes up.
00:39:19
Rich is a cunt
The fucking Matrix broke is what happened.
00:39:21
richie
Well, no, what I realized Swayman wasn't playing.
00:39:24
Rich is a cunt
He was. He played the first game.
00:39:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he did. but He played the very first game.
00:39:26
richie
Did he?
00:39:27
Rich is a cunt
me
00:39:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:28
richie
Was he? But then the other kid played the other one, didn't he?
00:39:29
Rich is a cunt
He played outstanding.
00:39:31
Matt LaRose
because they did. They had opening night and then they have like two away games and then like a Saturday home game. So they had Corpus allo play those two games and then he came back to play the home game.
00:39:44
richie
Yeah, I think he had he's got a better record probably than Swayman.
00:39:48
Matt LaRose
I mean, Corpus allo has more wins than Swayman.
00:39:51
richie
yeah
00:39:54
Rich is a cunt
Listen, our goalies are not the problem. Our offense
00:39:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:01
richie
There are a lot of problems.
00:40:03
Matt LaRose
Head coach Marco Sturm said that he needs more out of his top guys and by more, he means some goals.
00:40:10
Rich is a cunt
No, we only have one line.
00:40:11
richie
Yeah.
00:40:12
Rich is a cunt
There's only one producing line on the whole team.
00:40:14
richie
That's all they've had for three years.
00:40:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:40:16
Rich is a cunt
This is special.
00:40:17
richie
Three years.
00:40:18
Rich is a cunt
Yeah.
00:40:22
Rich is a cunt
What about last night?
00:40:23
Matt LaRose
ah I hate it when I have to or ri agree with Ritchie, but he's he's right. It's been this way for three years. More than three years. Last night was crushing.
00:40:33
Matt LaRose
It was pure pain to watch Marshan fucking cry like a babbling baby on the fucking internet, on the TV screen.
00:40:43
richie
The guy is, he just solidified himself on the Rushmore of Boston sports for simply two things he did.
00:40:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:40:52
richie
They were, as soon as they asked, I don't know who it was who asked him, what's the best thing? What's the thing you miss most about Boston? And he said, the fans.
00:41:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:02
richie
And he said, what about the fans? He said, they bleed black and gold.
00:41:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:08
richie
And people went crazy.
00:41:08
Rich is a cunt
Where am I?
00:41:09
richie
So he goes, he does the thing. He starts crying like a baby. He said he didn't know that that was going to happen. It just overtook him. And the place was going crazy for him.
00:41:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:21
richie
he made He just made himself a legend.
00:41:21
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:41:25
Matt LaRose
I love on yeah ESPN. They're like, this guy's a hall of famer. He's going to sign a one-year contract, a one-day contract when he retires so they can retire his number to the rafters. And he goes, hopefully.
00:41:39
Rich is a cunt
Well, I mean, you got to take into consideration too, like, what did he sign a six-year deal?
00:41:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he signed a huge deal.
00:41:43
Rich is a cunt
So even if he plays out like three of them, like, he might get another cup.
00:41:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:49
Rich is a cunt
And then who does he retire for?
00:41:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's fucked.
00:41:53
richie
He'll still be a Bruin.
00:41:54
Rich is a cunt
don't know. I'm fucking happy for him. I'm ah i'm a fucking Panther fan.
00:41:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I know.
00:41:57
Rich is a cunt
Panthers are maybe my number one team right now.
00:41:59
Matt LaRose
I don't understand.
00:41:59
richie
oh well who wo Whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa. Not everyone can just jump on the bandwagon.
00:42:04
Rich is a cunt
Let's see. I'm not...
00:42:07
Rich is a cunt
Yes, we can. We can do whatever we want.
00:42:09
richie
I have been pumping these guys for the last year plus.
00:42:13
Rich is a cunt
I don't disagree with you.
00:42:14
Matt LaRose
It's unbelievable. you fucking walked up to me in like 2018 and you were like, you're going to love the Florida Panthers, I'd be like, absolutely not. I hate them. They're fucking terrible.
00:42:24
Rich is a cunt
What do you not love about them?
00:42:26
richie
They're the Bruins.
00:42:26
Matt LaRose
they
00:42:27
richie
so
00:42:27
Matt LaRose
they're what the Bruins always wanted to be and said that they were and still try to pretend to be but are not yeah ever ever have been the Bruins as an organization it's like
00:42:31
Rich is a cunt
get
00:42:34
Rich is a cunt
And they're coached better than the Bruins ever have.
00:42:42
Rich is a cunt
want to take the fucking Jacobs family and throw them over the fucking Sagamore.
00:42:45
Matt LaRose
it's fucking oh it's unbelievable
00:42:47
richie
i can't even it's I can't even put any more emotion into this. right It's too early in the season for me.
00:42:54
Rich is a cunt
With seven games in, Richie, or eight, is it eight games?
00:42:55
richie
Football season It's football season These guys It's going to be one painful year It's going to be the year that I anticipated From the Patriots Is what's going to happen with the Bruins
00:42:57
Matt LaRose
It's, oh, yeah, but, oh,
00:42:58
Rich is a cunt
Are they...
00:43:09
Matt LaRose
I don't know. Patriots football is so back. I'm so back in on Patriots football. The team is fucking awesome. They have a great quarterback again that you still won't give credit to, but
00:43:21
richie
ah i I need more. I need some more film footage.
00:43:24
Matt LaRose
i know you I know the public enemy says don't believe the hype, but you should at least enjoy the hype while it's here.
00:43:30
richie
Oh, listen. i'm I'm on edge every play. You never know what's going to happen with the kid. He's super exciting and he's super gifted.
00:43:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, he's fucking chucking 70-yard fucking passes, taking the ball and running with it.
00:43:42
richie
Yeah, but he say oh
00:43:44
Matt LaRose
He's fucking awesome.
00:43:45
richie
he... And his accuracy percentage is very high, but a lot of that was due to people catching balls that they may probably shouldn't have.
00:43:57
Matt LaRose
Hey man, I kept, they don't ask how they ask how many.
00:44:00
richie
okay Listen, i I'm just the about the whole thing. They are all in together as a team. And once this kind of shit happens, anything is possible.
00:44:09
Matt LaRose
They got a head coach. That's a fucking he's, he's inspiring the team.
00:44:12
richie
He's a player's coach. He's a coach's player. He's a
00:44:15
Matt LaRose
Fucking right, man. You know?
00:44:17
richie
He's a stud, gets out there with them He's with young guys And he's he's turning them into a bunch of guys That are going to be great leaders at some point On the team group
00:44:27
Matt LaRose
Martin, if there's a bandwagon you're going to jump on, you should jump on the Pats bandwagon. Now's the time.
00:44:34
Rich is a cunt
um i'm I'm not going to do that.
00:44:36
Matt LaRose
when the de When the dynasty is reignited, you can say, I've been here the whole time.
00:44:39
Rich is a cunt
I could have gone on the bandwagon back in what, like high school when they first started?
00:44:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. 2001 or 2002 was
00:44:43
Rich is a cunt
when i What was it? 2022? Not 2022. 2003-ish is when things got...
00:44:49
Matt LaRose
thousandt one or two thousand two was the first one that they won.
00:44:50
richie
who was who was It was from the 9-11 attack.
00:44:52
Rich is a cunt
Okay, great. I could have gone on the bandwagon then and I didn't.
00:44:54
richie
was
00:44:55
Rich is a cunt
i'm Fuck football. It's fucking dumb.
00:45:00
Rich is a cunt
I'm going to watch Fistfighting and Hockey.
00:45:04
Matt LaRose
i did Those are my two favorite things to watch.
00:45:05
Rich is a cunt
Oh, and um I gamble a fuck ton on so um ah tennis. I don't watch it, but I gamble on it. Fucking great odds.
00:45:14
richie
ah On tennis?
00:45:16
Rich is a cunt
Oh my God, tremendous odds. And the odds makers fuck it up all the time.
00:45:18
richie
I watched tennis. I love watching tennis.
00:45:22
Rich is a cunt
I hate it, but on DraftKings, it's my go-to.
00:45:25
Matt LaRose
I like to watch women's tennis.
00:45:27
Rich is a cunt
Okay, I'll show you.
00:45:27
Matt LaRose
It's
00:45:27
Rich is a cunt
i got I got, I think, six tennis bets going right now.
00:45:31
Matt LaRose
the return of Martin's gambling corner.
00:45:33
richie
um'm I'm all for it.
00:45:34
Rich is a cunt
Oh, shit.
00:45:36
Rich is a cunt
Look, if we go to all, all of these are all tennis. They're all tennis.
00:45:42
richie
I love tennis, man.
00:45:44
Rich is a cunt
yeah All right. Oh, so you want to – speaking of gambling, I'm fucking back on the gambling train. So you want to know how much money I've gambled in um October?
00:45:53
richie
No,
00:45:53
Matt LaRose
Just October.
00:45:54
Rich is a cunt
They give you a task now and it's fucking embarrassing actually.
00:45:54
Matt LaRose
$5,000.
00:45:58
Rich is a cunt
but right, here, hang on, let's go. Right now, my stat sheet, this shit's embarrassing. Richie, guess how much I've gambled in 22 days.
00:46:08
Matt LaRose
five thousand dollars
00:46:10
Rich is a cunt
Richie, your guess?
00:46:13
richie
I... 22 days?
00:46:20
richie
Yeah, I'll say 2,500.
00:46:22
Rich is a cunt
Okay, um yeah neither one of you are even close. And am I up or down?
00:46:29
Matt LaRose
ah
00:46:29
richie
You're definitely down. Oh,
00:46:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah
00:46:31
Rich is a cunt
I am up $199. gambled $13,328. I've won $13,527. I'm $199.
00:46:33
richie
that's
00:46:34
Rich is a cunt
i've gambled thirteen thousand three hundred and twenty eight dollars
00:46:37
Matt LaRose
Holy fuck Your face is so confused right now
00:46:48
Rich is a cunt
i am ah i've i've won
00:46:48
richie
You're up.
00:46:50
Rich is a cunt
thirteen thousand five hundred and twenty seven so i'm up a hundred and ninety nine dollars
00:46:54
richie
You broke even. i would call that a fucking good omen and walk away.
00:46:59
Matt LaRose
you're the dude that i You're the dude that when I'm listening to my podcast and there's a DraftKings commercial, they always go, gambling problem? Go fucking blah, blah, blah.
00:47:07
Rich is a cunt
There'll be a damn big problem. i but All right, so let's go this. I haven't put in more than $50 in the last six months.
00:47:15
Matt LaRose
I mean, that's pretty good.
00:47:16
Rich is a cunt
So I'm playing with the house's money full time.
00:47:19
Matt LaRose
Is there a way for you to see how much you've gambled all time, like, over since you started?
00:47:19
richie
oh
00:47:24
Rich is a cunt
well this All right, so i'm I'm back on the train. So this year, this year, it's $31,000 and the year, down $200.
00:47:27
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:47:32
Rich is a cunt
and i but the year i'm down two hundred bucks
00:47:35
Matt LaRose
I mean, it's really not bad if you think about it.
00:47:36
richie
No, that's great. My wife took away all my credit cards and all of the accounts are locked up under her so that I can't gamble away everything.
00:47:41
Rich is a cunt
but
00:47:46
Matt LaRose
You have what's called an addictive personality.
00:47:48
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, I know. That's why I don't do drugs or drink.
00:47:51
Matt LaRose
ah I was talking to Rich, but as I was saying it, I was thinking you both do.
00:47:57
Rich is a cunt
But no, i'm i'm I'm having fun with my tennis thing right now.
00:48:00
richie
Fucking tennis rules.
00:48:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:02
Rich is a cunt
Tennis and and actually some soccer too because you the under overs on soccer, they miss on those all the time.
00:48:05
richie
Yeah.
00:48:08
richie
No, those fuckers, I don't trust those little faggots. Bunch of tweakers running around. They'll throw a game if they need to. Don't trust me.
00:48:15
Rich is a cunt
Oh, 100%. So I gamble on the games that a lot of other people gamble on. So like this, I gambled on ping pong the other night and I'm not exaggerating.
00:48:26
Rich is a cunt
The
00:48:26
richie
I'm so happy.
00:48:27
Matt LaRose
That sounds fun.
00:48:28
richie
This is how it happens. I'm so excited.
00:48:30
Rich is a cunt
thing what's funny about ping pong is you can go to the live stream and it's literally two Asian dudes and there's four people there. It's like, it might as well be in my fucking basement.
00:48:40
richie
Have you ever watched them, though, for real?
00:48:41
Rich is a cunt
Yeah. They're fucking gangsters.
00:48:43
richie
Pretty fucking insane.
00:48:44
Matt LaRose
It is insane. This reminds
00:48:46
Rich is a cunt
So, yeah.
00:48:46
richie
I've seen them in, like, it always looks like a, it does look like a big, but it's like a warehouse almost.
00:48:52
Rich is a cunt
Oh, no, no, no.
00:48:52
richie
And there are always, like, 12 tables set up, and they're just fucking
00:48:52
Rich is a cunt
This is a big... All right, let me see if there's a live um ping pong game going on right now.
00:48:55
richie
Yeah.
00:48:58
Matt LaRose
this this reminds
00:48:59
Rich is a cunt
This shit is fucking wild.
00:49:00
Matt LaRose
This reminds me of when I was in Thailand and I would turn on TV and they would have either rooster fighting live on TV or they would have bull fighting, not like a matador, like a big giant bull goring another big giant bull with his horns.
00:49:16
Matt LaRose
And they would have a ticker that went across the bottom of the screen that was text your live bets in now. And it would give you the phone number so you could just sit there and watch roosters and bulls fight and just text in your shit.
00:49:29
richie
Yeah, that looks like a blackjack table everyone's around.
00:49:29
Matt LaRose
This is
00:49:33
Rich is a cunt
There's nobody there. And the odds on this game right now, there's – oh, my God. These white guys are not very good. But, I mean, this one's going to be hard to handicap, so I'm not going gamble on it.
00:49:51
Matt LaRose
It's like when, uh, well, the,
00:49:52
richie
I would not be... If if this were in
00:49:55
Rich is a cunt
And I refuse to bet on pipes anymore. Won't do it.
00:49:58
richie
That it is this easy to do now.
00:50:01
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:50:01
richie
If this were available to me 20 years ago, 30 years ago, like, I don't know what would have happened.
00:50:11
Matt LaRose
i yeah I get texts from the hogs all the time because they're big on the draft Kings and they're always betting parlays and betting fights and they're talking to each other about what bets are you guys what fights are you guys betting on tonight and it's like
00:50:20
Rich is a cunt
And those are the worst bets ever.
00:50:27
richie
Why, so they can all lose together?
00:50:29
Matt LaRose
i I cannot, I could never bet on fighting because it would stress me out way too much. Like, I don't like to bet that much anyways because it stresses me out. But like fighting is like the worst thing that you can bet on Like, although although the great Tom Hafers did always tell me if you're going to bet on fighting, always bet the underdog no matter what.
00:50:49
richie
He's always right.
00:50:49
Rich is a cunt
no No, that's not true. I ran a study last year. I ran like five UFCs in a row, betting like $2 on every undercard. I mean, every underdog, like just to like see how it plays out.
00:51:01
Rich is a cunt
You lose every time.
00:51:02
richie
No way.
00:51:02
Rich is a cunt
Every time. ah Okay, fine. Then you do it. You run your own fucking stats.
00:51:07
richie
I'm not doing this.
00:51:10
Rich is a cunt
No, I didn't bet like a lot of money, but i just as like a like let's see if this actually tracks.
00:51:10
richie
Take what?
00:51:15
Rich is a cunt
No. The UFC odds makers, the people that actually, they're so fucking dialed in. They use fucking crazy ass algorithms now that don't fucking miss. like So when it's a plus 270, it's a true plus 270. So that person's not supposed to win.
00:51:33
Rich is a cunt
The odds are fucking absurd.
00:51:36
richie
I think this past weekend a bunch of underdogs won.
00:51:40
Rich is a cunt
yeah because it was Canada.
00:51:42
richie
Fuck Canada.
00:51:43
Rich is a cunt
Fuck Canada, right?
00:51:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I hate that fucking place. Are they in the, is Canada in the World Series now too? I think I saw that it's Canada and LA.
00:51:53
richie
Yeah, Toronto.
00:51:54
Matt LaRose
Toronto and LA.
00:51:56
Rich is a cunt
Toronto sucks.
00:51:56
richie
They beat Seattle.
00:51:58
Matt LaRose
I never thought I'd have to root for fucking LA, but fuck Canada.
00:52:03
Rich is a cunt
Fucking woke versus woke.
00:52:03
richie
is pretty awesome.
00:52:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true. Woke douchebags versus woke douchebags.
00:52:10
Rich is a cunt
Richie, I got a freaking quote to do over my garage the other day. and know I... Not good.
00:52:16
richie
The whole garage?
00:52:18
Rich is a cunt
So I got two quotes. One guy said, I'm not touching this. We can get a bulldozer and we can build a new one. I said, great.
00:52:25
richie
That makes sense.
00:52:25
Rich is a cunt
that sounds That sounds right in my budget. um And then the other guy came in and told me that it was going to be a lot of money and gave me a number that was also not my budget.
00:52:36
Matt LaRose
You know what, though? If you keep hitting a couple of bets here, Martin, if you really double down on betting, you can probably make that money real quick, you know?
00:52:42
Rich is a cunt
hi Actually, no. What?
00:52:42
richie
Well, they want like 150 grand a garage.
00:52:47
richie
They want $150,000 for a garage?
00:52:49
Rich is a cunt
The guy that said that he wanted me to build a new one um said he'd get back to me this week. So I'm guessing it's going to be 80 120. Yeah. No, tell me more.
00:53:01
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:53:01
richie
I just got a shit ton of quotes for encapsulation. Did I tell you this?
00:53:07
Rich is a cunt
no tell me more
00:53:09
richie
It's a whole thing down south where they have to in their walk out base, not their walkouts and their, um, what do you call those things under the ground?
00:53:19
Rich is a cunt
carried
00:53:22
richie
No.
00:53:26
richie
The thing under the ground.
00:53:28
Rich is a cunt
Your basement.
00:53:29
richie
Yeah. But it's not a basement.
00:53:31
Rich is a cunt
Crawl space.
00:53:32
richie
yeah Yeah. Yeah. Crawl space.
00:53:33
Matt LaRose
there you go.
00:53:34
richie
So everyone has a crawl space there and they, they get moist and that gets the,
00:53:39
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, so you need to put the moisture barriers and all that shit.
00:53:41
richie
Yeah, they put in those and drains and the whole thing. So I just had a quote on that.
00:53:44
Rich is a cunt
Yep.
00:53:45
richie
10 grand.
00:53:48
Rich is a cunt
That's actually not even bad. Up here it would be $25. Yeah, but
00:53:51
richie
And that's inclusive of the dehumidifier that goes in.
00:53:56
Rich is a cunt
the dehumidifiers are cheap.
00:53:58
richie
Now, the other thing is, then I got a quote just on HVAC, that round stuff, the tubing.
00:54:09
Rich is a cunt
Duck work?
00:54:10
richie
Yeah, ductwork. 10 grand.
00:54:12
Rich is a cunt
It's actually cheap up here. It would be $25.
00:54:17
richie
Then they gave me a quote on two Armstrong fucking AC units.
00:54:22
Rich is a cunt
Wow. You know what's the worst brand in the entire country?
00:54:26
richie
Is it Armstrong?
00:54:27
Rich is a cunt
It's quite literally Armstrong.
00:54:29
richie
they're They're built and manufactured directly in South Carolina.
00:54:33
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, they're literally the shittiest brand in the... Don't buy anything American.
00:54:37
richie
I'm not.
00:54:37
Rich is a cunt
I'm telling you
00:54:38
richie
I had the train. The new train is like, that was like 30 grand maybe.
00:54:43
Rich is a cunt
I wouldn't even put a new train in. um I'd go with some of these japanese products ah Chinese products.
00:54:49
richie
Japanese easy nice and easy.
00:54:54
richie
Yeah. Anyway, it's not cheap out there, man.
00:54:57
Rich is a cunt
No, it's even it's way more up here. You wouldn't even believe what we're getting for AC installs.
00:55:03
richie
Fuck. Ridiculous.
00:55:05
Rich is a cunt
and The materials alone are just fucking absurd. And then labor up here twice as much.
00:55:10
richie
Tariffs.
00:55:10
Matt LaRose
Everything's expensive.
00:55:12
richie
Tariffs.
00:55:13
Matt LaRose
Everything's expensive. The
00:55:16
Rich is a cunt
and Everything's expensive.
00:55:17
Matt LaRose
price gasoline is coming down though. I noticed that the other day.
00:55:22
Rich is a cunt
I don't know.
00:55:22
Matt LaRose
I paid these things by like 20 cents.
00:55:26
Rich is a cunt
don't know.
00:55:26
richie
down there.
00:55:27
Rich is a cunt
I don't, I don't notice that.
00:55:31
Matt LaRose
I have to buy a super anyway, so I get fucked no matter what.
00:55:36
Matt LaRose
Don't run cheap gas, people. Especially if you have forced inductions. blow your shit up.
00:55:42
Rich is a cunt
Richie, you got that? Oh, yeah. Tell me something. How'd it go with the MEC car situation?
00:55:53
richie
I'll say she's not a supporter of Subaru.
00:55:54
Rich is a cunt
yeah
00:55:58
Matt LaRose
She is no longer a lesbian Subaru.
00:56:01
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, she's not a part of the tribe anymore, eh? What?
00:56:03
richie
Oh, she's done.
00:56:03
Matt LaRose
No.
00:56:04
richie
Hmm.
00:56:05
Matt LaRose
She's detransitioning.
00:56:08
Rich is a cunt
lot of A lot of people in their 20s, 30s, 40s actually de-transition quite a bit is what I'm hearing.
00:56:13
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:56:14
richie
Yeah, she's, she's bouncing from the Subaru. She's going directly back to Honda.
00:56:19
Rich is a cunt
Honda and Toyota are the only way to go if you're buying a car.
00:56:22
Matt LaRose
real if you're going to buy a midsize SUV just buy a RAV4 or a fucking CRV man
00:56:27
richie
And the new, yeah, the new, whatever it is, Honda, like outdoor.
00:56:27
Rich is a cunt
hundred percent 100%.
00:56:29
Rich is a cunt
like like Jackie hasn't blown up her 4Runner. It's amazing.
00:56:33
Matt LaRose
that's actually that is truly stunning yeah she was when she bought that I was like she is my litmus test to see how if and it's like they're fucking unbelievable
00:56:35
Rich is a cunt
is It's amazing. If if she can't, she won't blow it up. Nobody can. Yeah.
00:56:46
Rich is a cunt
yeah I think it's got 120 on it right now. My, my Tundra's got 120 on it. Now thing drives like fucking brand new.
00:56:53
richie
Really?
00:56:53
Rich is a cunt
What? Yeah.
00:56:55
Matt LaRose
And the big question is, do either of them have fuel, have oil in them? Nobody knows.
00:57:00
Rich is a cunt
No, actually, I know because I just got my oil changed last week. So it's got...
00:57:05
richie
Bet you did, Chuck.
00:57:07
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, I did. What do I get?
00:57:10
richie
I bet you did.
00:57:12
Rich is a cunt
I bet Jackie hasn't gotten her oil changed in five years.
00:57:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, ever, ever.
00:57:15
richie
bet she hasn't.
00:57:20
Rich is a cunt
No, I think I got to get a new one soon. We'll see.
00:57:25
richie
Truck?
00:57:26
Rich is a cunt
Mm-hmm.
00:57:26
richie
No.
00:57:28
Rich is a cunt
No, have you, heavy ah do why would I trade Jackie? and Have you seen her lately?
00:57:32
Rich is a cunt
That bitch is down like 25 pounds.
00:57:32
richie
No, I haven't seen her in while.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
My wife.
00:57:35
richie
Oh, yeah?
00:57:36
Rich is a cunt
She's like obsessed with working out. She's fit as a fiddle right now.
00:57:39
richie
Oh, yeah? Good for her.
00:57:41
Matt LaRose
Come give us a spin.
00:57:41
Rich is a cunt
She does some some bullshit. what I don't know what it's called, the Gree or some shit. I don't know. she She's up at fucking four o'clock in the morning working out.
00:57:48
richie
Doing what? Who
00:57:50
Rich is a cunt
It's called the Gree or something. I don't know.
00:57:52
richie
the fuck is Legree? What
00:57:53
Rich is a cunt
Exactly. I don't care. She's out working out.
00:57:56
richie
do you mean out?
00:57:56
Rich is a cunt
She, all right, so put in perspective, when I get up at 6.30 or 6 or whatever, she's coming home from the gym.
00:57:57
richie
Like Outside?
00:58:02
richie
Why?
00:58:04
Rich is a cunt
aye I don't care.
00:58:06
richie
That's ridiculous.
00:58:07
Rich is a cunt
Well, you're fat and she's skinny, so here we are.
00:58:13
Matt LaRose
He makes good points.
00:58:13
richie
She's got to be fucking... She must be with someone in the mornings.
00:58:16
Rich is a cunt
navy Maybe, maybe, not my problem.
00:58:19
richie
Well...
00:58:20
Matt LaRose
As long as she's coming home happy, what do you care?
00:58:23
Rich is a cunt
That's right. And skinny.
00:58:29
Matt LaRose
Richie, I don't have anything else. This is um an hour tacked on to our other 20-minute episode that you fucked up, so we've been going for an hour and 20 minutes.
00:58:37
richie
Oh, yeah.
00:58:37
Rich is a cunt
I gotta go teach Jiu Jitsu.
00:58:38
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.
00:58:40
richie
think but why I Why?
00:58:40
Rich is a cunt
I teach Jiu Jitsu on Wednesday now, Richie. You should come to a class.
00:58:44
richie
don't like your classes.
00:58:47
Rich is a cunt
Good.
00:58:48
richie
and i don't i don't I don't have time to jog around in a circle. and and I can't do triangles, Nice.
00:58:51
Rich is a cunt
Yeah, yeah, that's that's my jam.
00:58:56
Matt LaRose
Can you clap your hands?
00:58:57
Rich is a cunt
i don't I've been, what have I been teaching? I've been teaching but back stuff for like a month.
00:59:02
richie
Nice.
00:59:03
Matt LaRose
Bet you have, Chucky.
00:59:07
Matt LaRose
Richie, you going to take us out on some Limp Bizkit?
00:59:09
richie
No.
00:59:10
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:59:12
Rich is a cunt
I am curious what, maybe Love Gun?
00:59:14
Matt LaRose
I was hoping you would. Oh, here we go.
00:59:18
Rich is a cunt
All right, here we go. Not my favorite, but I'll take it.
00:59:26
Rich is a cunt
You need a plan-plan fucking reunion tour.
00:59:29
richie
you
00:59:32
Rich is a cunt
Richie, this album is fucking spectacular.
00:59:35
Matt LaRose
It's another great front-to-back album.
00:59:38
Rich is a cunt
This is top 25 for me, actually.
00:59:43
Rich is a cunt
Taking more shots than a column alone.
00:59:53
Matt LaRose
We got to find them.
00:59:55
Rich is a cunt
And you know what? They made a lot of dough off this. They like sold that music to like Suave.
01:00:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
01:00:01
richie
Did they?
01:00:01
Rich is a cunt
It's like just washing their hair.
01:00:01
Matt LaRose
it so yeah you're like watching like commercial ah shampoo commercial and that song's playing it's like I wish the people actually listened to this album and heard the shit that they say in it
01:00:12
richie
Fucking love it.
01:00:14
Rich is a cunt
It's so good. Oh, perfect timing. My battery's running low. So let's close this thing before we lose it.
01:00:19
Matt LaRose
bingo bingo peace out people