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Infinite Abyss Episode 69: Wine em Dine em
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Richie and Matty are back this week with a comprehensive breakdown of East Coast Hockey, The hot UFC gambling controversy, Matty schools you on the upcoming Rally Japan, Dodgers did us a favor and defeated Canada, and so much more!!!
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Introduction and Nostalgic Music Chat
00:00:00
Matt LaRose
It's nice little pre-ramble there.
00:00:24
Fuck Off
I got you on the loose, I left you grooving. I got you on the beat, I left you broken. But won't you take my place as long ago I wondered.
00:00:36
Matt LaRose
around.
00:00:37
Fuck Off
Way up on the cliff with the brilliance of an angel. So fly me.
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Fuck Off
Mother America is brandishing her weapons. She keeps me safe and warm and safe from misdirection. Holy shit, fuck.
00:01:12
Matt LaRose
Oh, I gotta tell you, I don't even know what song that was, but that, that was a banger, man.
00:01:15
Fuck Off
Of course you don't. Fuck yeah.
00:01:19
Matt LaRose
i was right. I was into that the right at the first base. Like it fucking grabbed me and pulled me right in.
00:01:24
Fuck Off
little band called, that I grew up with, called Drivin' and Cryin'. No Gs.
00:01:31
Matt LaRose
Wow. Oh, ah any apostrophes or not even an apostrophe.
00:01:32
Fuck Off
No Gs.
00:01:36
Fuck Off
No, no. There are apostrophes as well.
00:01:38
Matt LaRose
Oh, fuck. Yeah. Driving and crying.
00:01:40
Fuck Off
My bad.
00:01:41
Matt LaRose
I've,
00:01:41
Fuck Off
There aren't apostrophes.
00:01:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. Oh, all right.
00:01:44
Fuck Off
It's Drivin' Cryin'.
00:01:44
Matt LaRose
so word
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Fuck Off
cra
00:01:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. All right. That was some good shit. I've literally never heard of that band in my life.
00:01:56
Fuck Off
course you haven't. They're
00:01:58
Matt LaRose
They sound gay.
00:02:00
Fuck Off
gay enough.
00:02:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:02:02
Fuck Off
They came out around the time ugly kid Joe was out. And I was a big ugly kid Joe fan. Cause I hate everything about you.
00:02:09
Matt LaRose
I feel like Ugly Kid Joe. I don't know. I feel like does that guy's got a ballad, right?
00:02:14
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's called. I hate everything about you.
00:02:16
Matt LaRose
Oh. hate everything.
00:02:19
Fuck Off
Everything about you. and down no About you. And I have to roll out on
Football Then and Now
00:02:27
Fuck Off
that, I guess.
00:02:28
Matt LaRose
I remember back in the day, like...
00:02:30
Fuck Off
I remember.
00:02:31
Matt LaRose
in the nineties, you'd see like the, you could get like the VHS collections of the biggest hits in football. And then they would always have some awesome like soundtrack with it. Or you'd get like the, the tele tele commercials for like the CD compilations and shit.
00:02:47
Matt LaRose
Like, you know, that was like a good time.
00:02:50
Fuck Off
CD lamb.
00:02:53
Matt LaRose
That's what made me think of that.
00:02:54
Fuck Off
Yeah. Just like freedom rock, man.
00:02:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man.
00:02:58
Fuck Off
Free bird.
00:02:58
Matt LaRose
I remember there was ah there was like an ESPN VHS tape of the best hits in football.
00:02:59
Fuck Off
God,
00:03:05
Matt LaRose
And in the background, it was, shot to the heart and you're to blame. Fucking Bon Jovi. It was awesome.
00:03:12
Fuck Off
love Lawrence Taylor.
00:03:12
Matt LaRose
And then they show like at like Lawrence Taylor like crushing someone at the same time. It was awesome.
00:03:18
Fuck Off
god i love lawrence taylor
00:03:20
Matt LaRose
You turned me on to the fucking, is it, LT, The Life and Times, the greatest the greatest football documentary of all time.
00:03:24
Fuck Off
oh
00:03:28
Fuck Off
It is 100% the greatest football documentary of all time.
00:03:32
Matt LaRose
It's so fun. You and I watched it, man. It's so awesome.
00:03:35
Fuck Off
So good.
00:03:37
Matt LaRose
I love Belichick's giving him shit for sleeping in practice, and he just – or sleeping in, like, the classroom shit.
00:03:43
Fuck Off
Film study, yeah.
00:03:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he just gets up and draws every play on the board, and he's like, can I go back to sleep now?
00:03:51
Matt LaRose
Come in for halftime, rip a couple of rails off your fucking bench, and then fucking go back up for the second half.
00:03:55
Fuck Off
I cannot imagine with that guy, like he still would be effective the way he plays today. Like that's how much of a legend and he is and how he changed it.
00:04:05
Matt LaRose
they wouldn't They wouldn't let him.
00:04:06
Fuck Off
They're playing the way he, they are basically doing what he did and he's still the perfect like specimen to do it. What a freak of nature.
00:04:16
Matt LaRose
they would They would. He would get a penalty every time he tackled someone for the way he tackled. Literally, the chop.
00:04:22
Fuck Off
Oh, he's just literally trying to knock people out, clubbing everyone.
00:04:26
Matt LaRose
literally
00:04:26
Fuck Off
You may have just, i don't know why he even wore anything.
00:04:27
Matt LaRose
let's job
00:04:30
Fuck Off
He should have just had tape on his knuckles and just started running around, just swinging.
00:04:36
Matt LaRose
Oh, is this the fucking animal?
00:04:39
Fuck Off
Football has changed so much now.
00:04:41
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:04:41
Fuck Off
It sucks.
00:04:42
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:04:43
Fuck Off
They just suspended some dude for hip drop tackles. He's done it like every game.
00:04:50
Matt LaRose
That's, you know, they just, you still, you still get to see good hits because it's bodies colliding with each other. But there was a, there was a grit in football back in the day. That's just not there anymore.
00:05:01
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:05:01
Fuck Off
It is 1,000% not there.
00:05:04
Matt LaRose
They teach you to run through your opponent. You're trying to kill this guy, and that's all gone now.
00:05:11
Fuck Off
Different times, man. People don't even realize it I used to have to drink out of a yellow igloo cooler with everyone else using a metal ladle.
00:05:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:05:19
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:05:24
Fuck Off
That we just would pass around and there was like fucking dirt in it and grass because it was 100 degrees out in double sessions and we're getting yelled at and sometimes you didn't even get your fucking ladle.
00:05:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. That's all gone now.
00:05:41
Fuck Off
So are fucking real men.
00:05:44
Matt LaRose
Like you're, uh, remember talking about her Brooks last week and making them fucking do a bag skate until they, they would never be able to do that. That nowadays he'd get fucking arrested.
00:05:52
Fuck Off
No.
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Fuck Off
Bobby Knight finally got fired, and that took years. so
00:06:01
Matt LaRose
That's the dude. He was a college that used to throw the chairs, right?
00:06:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, Indiana. He was a legend.
00:06:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Is that a Hoosier?
00:06:08
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a Hoosier.
00:06:09
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:06:10
Fuck Off
yeah He put some guy up against the wall holding his throat. Some kid, I should say. Then he hit a kid on the sideline.
00:06:15
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:06:17
Fuck Off
and His own player. He was mental.
00:06:21
Matt LaRose
I remember there used to be a couple of coaches like that. Maybe not in basketball, but... I mean, fuck when I remember... I remember when I was a freshman lacrosse.
00:06:33
Matt LaRose
So I'm a freshman in high school. My first year playing lacrosse, we were on the sidelines of a game, completely not paying attention, just fucking off.
00:06:35
Fuck Off
Wax.
00:06:43
Matt LaRose
And my coach literally turned around and took his lacrosse stick and just threw it at our legs. And he was like, pay the fuck attention. We were like, whoa, i' fucking like a metal, it's a metal stick.
00:06:54
Matt LaRose
And he just fucking, was like four of us standing there, just threw it at our legs, like fucking. fucks your legs up and shit but he's like
00:07:00
Fuck Off
um Man, I had fucking coaches. They grab you by the face mask. They drag you over. They slam your head into someone else's fucking helmet.
00:07:05
Matt LaRose
oh yeah
00:07:10
Fuck Off
It's God, man.
00:07:14
Fuck Off
And I was kind of at an area where they were starting to look at things. i mean, we still had double sessions and all that, but.
00:07:26
Fuck Off
Well, no. I mean, people definitely would throw up a lot and go to the hospital.
00:07:30
Matt LaRose
I remember, uh, I remember like the first conditioning test we had to do was like, go run. And I was not running. And, uh, I remember I ran up to my coach and I was like, coach, I'm not really that good for running. I think I might throw up. And he's like, okay.
00:07:47
Matt LaRose
And I was like, yeah. So like, I don't think I'm going to be able to run today. He's like, no,
Podcast Intro and Halloween Talk
00:07:52
Matt LaRose
just go chuck it over the fence and then start running again. And I was like, oh yeah, I'm fucked. Yeah.
00:07:57
Fuck Off
Yeah Yeah that's great kid beat it And by the way run your ass home to mom And don't come back tomorrow No
00:08:08
Matt LaRose
You can't do that shit nowadays.
00:08:13
Matt LaRose
What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Best Podcast. Speaking of shit you can't do nowadays.
00:08:20
Fuck Off
Yeah this show
00:08:23
Matt LaRose
I'm your host, Manu LaRosa. Cross from me, as always, is the inevitable Rich Savastano.
00:08:28
Fuck Off
I am I'll give you that
00:08:31
Matt LaRose
That's it. Your boy's fingers broke because he didn't even answer the text message today, so.
00:08:35
Fuck Off
Yeah he's got a broken finger And we we must text in a different language He can't read it have Never checks these threads Yeah super busy Yeah it was great hearing from him What are you rocking a Ice Cat shirt
00:08:43
Matt LaRose
He's a busy guy. It was Halloween a couple of days ago. he probably had a very busy weekend, you know?
00:08:56
Matt LaRose
This is the, uh, my Worcester railers Jersey.
00:08:59
Fuck Off
Oh, the railers. Why do I always call them the ice cats?
00:09:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, because they used to be the ice cats, but now they're the railers. It's unfortunate because it's, uh, they're a Islanders affiliate. So it's Islanders colors, but,
00:09:11
Fuck Off
It's actually, I guess it is, but it's also like Philly colors. It's more Philly. Is that blue or black?
00:09:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah?
00:09:16
Fuck Off
i'm That's black.
00:09:17
Matt LaRose
It's blue.
00:09:17
Fuck Off
ands
00:09:17
Matt LaRose
No, it's blue.
00:09:18
Fuck Off
No, it is.
00:09:19
Matt LaRose
Hold on. There you go. This is their third jersey. Their regular jersey. Actually, you would...
00:09:27
Fuck Off
That's as close to a Flyers jersey as you can get.
00:09:30
Matt LaRose
No, man, it's Islanders colors, man. Look it.
00:09:36
Matt LaRose
Ah. You would
Minor League Hockey Joy
00:09:38
Matt LaRose
love their regular jerseys because the railers are because of the Worcester railroad. So the, so the fucking railers Jersey, I actually think they're ugly, but you would love them.
00:09:48
Matt LaRose
They're blue and they have like white trim on them. And it's a, it says railers on an arc and then they're front of it. It's just the front of a train.
00:09:56
Fuck Off
No way!
00:09:57
Matt LaRose
It's for dude. They're fucking up.
00:09:58
Fuck Off
I'm Googling this right now.
00:09:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They're actually look up to Worcester. Dude. I can get you. and I think, I don't know if my juror, if I still have the hookup, but if I do, I can get you one on a discount or I'll just get you one the next time I go to a game.
00:10:11
Matt LaRose
Cause I'm all about the railers. Now I'm the, the Bruins, the Bruins suck.
00:10:16
Fuck Off
ah wish you would just pay attention to football.
00:10:16
Matt LaRose
Boston, Boston sucks.
00:10:18
Fuck Off
It's not even a hockey season.
00:10:21
Matt LaRose
The TD garden sucks. And so I don't go to Bruins games anymore, but I go to railers games now cause they're awesome.
00:10:28
Fuck Off
Is this in here? It's white.
00:10:31
Matt LaRose
That's maybe their home Are they a away jersey? Because the one i the one I looked at is blue.
00:10:37
Fuck Off
No, here we go.
00:10:41
Matt LaRose
And they change them a little bit every year, but they're pretty.
00:10:43
Fuck Off
This thing? Is that it?
00:10:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Oh, yeah. that's yeah dude That's right up your alley. Look at that.
00:10:47
Fuck Off
That's fucking awesome.
00:10:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's blue. It's got a train on it.
00:10:51
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:10:53
Matt LaRose
That's your fucking home team, dude. You got to go catch a Railers game.
00:10:57
Fuck Off
How do I peel off the Islanders patch on the shoulder?
00:11:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, that they stitch them in pretty good. You just got to suck it up, man. I mean, look at this third jersey. It's sick. And it's like, it sucks that it has a fucking Islanders patch on the shoulder, but what can you do? You know?
00:11:14
Matt LaRose
They're fucking sick.
00:11:14
Fuck Off
It's like the fucking Coors fucking train coming through the mountains.
00:11:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah, going through the mountains, dude. It's like, ah you you'd like their whole their whole kit, the pants and the socks and everything with the blue and white on them and stuff. they're pretty They look good.
00:11:28
Fuck Off
Maybe I'll go to a Railers game this year.
00:11:29
Matt LaRose
It's like, It's a good kit. Let's go, man.
00:11:33
Fuck Off
I should do that. im gonna Actually, I'll take my client.
00:11:37
Matt LaRose
Oh, dude. the I mean, I'm sure I know you can get up.
00:11:41
Fuck Off
I'll have you sneak in with them, and we'll fucking tear it up.
00:11:44
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, dude. I'm so it. Yeah, dude. Railers games are railers games are where they just had Halloween weekend last weekend.
00:11:47
Fuck Off
Indians on ice.
00:11:54
Matt LaRose
They ever have.
00:11:55
Fuck Off
Shoot me their schedule at some point. I can find it.
00:11:57
Matt LaRose
Every weekend they have a whole, ah they have a ah different theme. So they have like, they have Marvel weekend, Star Wars weekend.
00:12:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's the best.
00:12:07
Matt LaRose
The good one for you is they have upcoming, they have autism awareness weekend and it's in a low sensory game. So you can go to it and not be overwhelmed.
00:12:16
Fuck Off
Oh, I would like that for sure.
00:12:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:22
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. I'm going to be at one of these.
00:12:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, the railers are where it's at. They got the railer girls when I went with my band cam last, uh, so that we went to the season opener and I told my man cam, I said, my, my man cam is nine years old.
00:12:32
Fuck Off
I'd rail a railer.
00:12:37
Matt LaRose
i said, cam, you're going to be my wingman. All right. We're going to go talk to these railers girls. We're going to see how many numbers and pictures we can get with them. And he was like, he's like, no, no, he didn't want to do it. It was so funny.
00:12:48
Fuck Off
The main fucking Mariners.
00:12:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's so that's who they played with the Mariners. And then I got to tell you now,
00:12:56
Fuck Off
The Adirondack Thunder.
00:12:58
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you.
00:12:59
Fuck Off
The Greensboro Gargoyles? These motherfuckers got some cool-ass names.
00:13:01
Matt LaRose
So the guys from Spittin' Chicklets own are partial owners of the Greensboro Gargoyles. This is their first year.
00:13:09
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah? yeah i'm a big I'm a big Swamp Rabbits fan.
00:13:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So they're playing...
00:13:13
Fuck Off
Do they play the Swamp Rabbits?
00:13:15
Matt LaRose
Are the Swamp Rabbits... What league are there they?
00:13:17
Fuck Off
Greenville. i don't I don't know what league they are.
00:13:19
Matt LaRose
if Because that's this is the... These are the ECHL. So it's the East Coast Hockey League. So they could...
00:13:26
Fuck Off
they're They're on the East Coast.
00:13:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so they could be. I'm not sure. But our listeners are getting a fucking an education in local hockey, local New England hockey. Because i actually, i just saw two, by the way, breaking news, the Springfield Falcons out of Springfield, Massachusetts, also in – or maybe they're the AHL.
00:13:37
Fuck Off
Oh, and Carolina.
00:13:43
Fuck Off
Swamp rabbits.
00:13:51
Matt LaRose
They're the AHL. But either way, they just signed fucking Milan Lucic to a PTO.
00:13:57
Fuck Off
the fuck does that mean?
00:13:58
Matt LaRose
It's ah like a tryout.
00:14:00
Matt LaRose
He can try. Like they signed Lucic and if they, if he, yeah, they're like the AHL.
00:14:00
Fuck Off
What do you mean?
00:14:03
Fuck Off
They were a minor league team.
00:14:07
Matt LaRose
They're like the Providence Bruins.
00:14:09
Fuck Off
The fuck is he going there for?
00:14:11
Matt LaRose
Because he can't get a job in the show anymore. He's making his way back. We got to make our way back. We're getting back in, you know, couple more years to play.
00:14:23
Fuck Off
ah think these guys play some of the same people.
00:14:26
Matt LaRose
Just look up a Swamp Rabbit League.
00:14:37
Fuck Off
I guess I could do that.
00:14:42
Fuck Off
Swamp Rabbit Hockey League.
00:14:45
Matt LaRose
Ooh, an affiliate of the LA Kings.
00:14:47
Fuck Off
ECHL.
00:14:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so they probably play the Swamp Rabbits at some point.
00:14:51
Fuck Off
Oh, snap.
00:14:52
Matt LaRose
Not on your man, fucking East Coast hockey is where it's fucking at, dude.
00:14:56
Fuck Off
East Coast.
00:14:57
Matt LaRose
Holy shit. You know?
00:15:00
Fuck Off
Swamp Rabbit City.
00:15:02
Matt LaRose
it's like I got to tell you, though, i don't want to sell you i'm not I don't want you to think that I'm selling your product here. Your own Worcester Railers, they're having a tough start to the season. I think they may have only won one or two games out of roughly eight or ten.
00:15:17
Fuck Off
Is this those dumpster guys that came from Connecticut?
00:15:20
Matt LaRose
No. that's that don't remember what league that was, but they're done. So they were originally the Worcester Ice Cats, and that was the we were the AHL affiliate of the St. Louis Blues.
00:15:35
Matt LaRose
And that was when I was a kid. So what was cool was what was cool was we would
00:15:37
Fuck Off
That would be better. like the blues.
00:15:41
Matt LaRose
When my brother and my brother used to love the Aqualad, he used to love the Blues too. And we would watch players in Worcester. And then they would play they would call him up and we'd watch him on TV play for the Blues.
00:15:53
Matt LaRose
And then like you know they would send guys for the Blues. They did a lot more up and down back then between the two leagues. So you would see a lot of the guys that we would go see play in Worcester would be up playing for the Blues and shit like that.
00:16:05
Fuck Off
Those Providence still have the Bruins?
00:16:07
Matt LaRose
So they still have the Providence Bruins. Yeah. And so that was an A, that they were both AHL affiliates. And then the ice cats got sold. And I don't think we had a team for a year or two. And then we got the Worcester sharks and they were the AHL affiliate of the San Jose sharks.
00:16:27
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:16:28
Matt LaRose
So, and there wasn't as much up and down. And plus like for the couple years that they did that, it was like,
00:16:31
Fuck Off
Mm-hmm.
00:16:34
Matt LaRose
you're a West Coast team and your affiliates on the East Coast.
00:16:38
Fuck Off
as far east as you can get.
00:16:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's like as far as split across as far West and East as you can get. So that died out. And then they got the, it was like no hockey for a year or two. And then the Worcester Railers have been the ECHTL team. And when I went, when we went to fucking opening night, dude, the house was fucking packed.
00:16:57
Matt LaRose
People, ah then they hit me up all the time to try to get me to buy season tickets and fucking, Uh, like they sell like, you know, 10 game packages and shit. And I'm always like, do I, should I fucking grab this?
00:17:08
Matt LaRose
Cause I, I mean, it's really not.
00:17:08
Fuck Off
ah Probably only, how much are they? Like 500 bucks for a year? $18.
00:17:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Cause the tickets, I think each tickets like $18 game or something.
00:17:17
Fuck Off
That's highway robbery.
00:17:19
Matt LaRose
It's fucking
Community and Local Sports
00:17:20
Matt LaRose
awesome, man. You know, you know, and then they get, you go to the centrum, they got the big fucking beers in there. I was double fist and fucking Bud lights, buddy. You know was fucking, we had the, me and the boys went, we were having a good time, man.
00:17:34
Matt LaRose
It was the OG Upton crew, me, BMAC, Todd, and BMAC's kid, Cam, who's now a young hockey star.
00:17:41
Fuck Off
Oh, nice.
00:17:43
Matt LaRose
Connor McDavid's his favorite player, so he shoots pucks all day long.
00:17:48
Fuck Off
Really?
00:17:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:49
Fuck Off
my um My youngest nephew has now started to play, and he scored not only his first goal the other night after playing for, don't know, two full years.
00:17:54
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah?
00:18:04
Fuck Off
He also got, not his first, but His first full Gordie Howe hat trick
00:18:13
Matt LaRose
All right.
00:18:15
Fuck Off
um the The game ended it was There was three to two He had the game winning goal Three to two they win Then there's a big fight He ends up on the bottom Coming up with Like four of them He's throwing around on the ice And gets thrown into the um The box And even though the game was over, and then wrote him up so that he can't play the next game.
00:18:41
Matt LaRose
All right.
00:18:45
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:18:48
Fuck Off
So, I don't know. it was We'll see what happens. They were playing down in Bridgewater.
00:18:56
Matt LaRose
They, uh, no, oh yeah i way too far.
00:18:57
Fuck Off
Too far.
00:18:59
Matt LaRose
The, uh, I watched the nine year olds play and they're just at that age now. We're like, and they're like watching hockey. Like, so they're seeing like the aggressiveness and and like the NHL.
00:19:13
Matt LaRose
and then they're going and playing on like a sunday or saturday morning and like and they're like nine-year-old boys which at some point they're gonna start fucking trying to fight each other anyways and shit so now like yeah
00:19:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, you're not supposed to check until you're like, I think it's 11 maybe or 12. Yeah.
00:19:29
Matt LaRose
it's so funny there's there's face mashes and funch is getting thrown and shit it's like not you know It's not a lot of it, but it's like it's it' is every game that I've gone to this year, there's been some kind of face mash or the the boys are starting to get rough with each other.
00:19:44
Fuck Off
Yeah, I've been going for the last like seven, eight years now, and just it's funny to see them develop and then see the other little ones marching through and where they start.
00:19:55
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:19:56
Fuck Off
But the early games, o they were brutal.
00:19:59
Matt LaRose
ah early game i think the early games are awesome because it's just chaos.
00:20:04
Fuck Off
It's just, there's the puck over there. Let's all be on top of it and just the scrum.
00:20:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:08
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:20:09
Matt LaRose
And then at some point, the ref picks the the puck up and throws it to the other side, so then all the kids skate over to the other side.
00:20:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's <unk> unbelievable.
00:20:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Hockey fucking rules, man.
00:20:20
Fuck Off
Speaking of hockey, I saw Mike Arruzzioni last week.
00:20:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah, we talk yep we talked about it.
00:20:25
Fuck Off
Did I talk about this? Fuck yeah, that dude. It's been a big hockey time.
00:20:33
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah, I know you like to say it's football season, but hockey is a good time all year long.
00:20:33
Fuck Off
Big hockey time.
00:20:37
Fuck Off
It is most definitely football season.
00:20:42
Matt LaRose
That's what makes it great.
00:20:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, for you.
00:20:46
Fuck Off
How about the Patriots? I think we've got, they lucked out by the skin of their teeth.
00:20:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:20:51
Fuck Off
This fucking kid, he still makes me nervous. He's still doing the things I've been saying. oh I'm not taking anything away from where they are and where the team's doing. I'm just saying you can't really trust the kid to win you a game yet.
00:21:05
Matt LaRose
Hey man, he's a kid and he's a gun slinger.
00:21:07
Fuck Off
can He can lose you one for sure, but to be able to hang on and not blow one, that's a positive.
00:21:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. But he.
00:21:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. That's a big, that's a big win.
00:21:15
Fuck Off
I mean, Because they blew one they blew the Pittsburgh game 100%.
00:21:17
Matt LaRose
That's a big test of a game.
00:21:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:22
Fuck Off
But they're giving up six fucking sacks a week, and that's not really even the Lions' fault. That's his fault. he' He's holding the ball way too long. You either got to get rid of it or run or throw it away.
00:21:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:36
Fuck Off
And that's still a problem he's trying to figure out defenses. His athleticism is helping him right now. But I think as soon as they –
00:21:45
Fuck Off
The problem is he's got lightning in his arms, so they can't just sit back and like wait because he'll rocket it over their heads still.
00:21:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:53
Fuck Off
um But yeah, next week's going to be a big test playing Tampa.
00:21:54
Matt LaRose
He's awesome, man.
00:21:57
Fuck Off
They're a mature team with um who feels like they have a shot of doing something in the NFC. And they're, i don't know what, six and two as well. Something like that. Six and three, something like that. Seven and two.
00:22:11
Fuck Off
So they're a good NFC. It'll be a good litmus test to see where we stand up against entry level playoff teams.
00:22:20
Matt LaRose
Pats are seven and two Tampa is six and two. So they have, they've had a bye week.
00:22:23
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:22:27
Fuck Off
So it'll be an interesting game, but they can't, he cannot do what he's been doing.
00:22:33
Matt LaRose
I think it's great.
00:22:33
Fuck Off
Taking six sacks a game.
00:22:34
Matt LaRose
This.
00:22:35
Fuck Off
He fumbles a lot because of the way he holds the ball. Interceptions are going to happen, but not the one that he just threw to just their whole team.
00:22:48
Matt LaRose
He made sure anybody could catch it. Listen, man, he's he's completing passes no matter what.
00:22:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, look, i I'm excited. I'm cautiously optimistic.
00:23:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, well, the thing is, he's a young kid, so how much can you trust a young kid to do anything?
00:23:05
Fuck Off
You can't.
00:23:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, so you just got to fucking hope he does the right thing and understand that he's going to probably do some dumb shit along the way.
00:23:16
Fuck Off
So there were there were some massive fucking trades that were just made. Today was the trade deadline.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Did the Patriots do it? Because I kept hearing all week that they were the Patriots were gearing up to do some big fucking shit.
00:23:29
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, as far as I know, ah they didn't do shit.
00:23:40
Fuck Off
But the biggest fucking, the biggest trade,
00:23:48
Fuck Off
the Jets traded away Sauce Gardner to the Colts for two number one picks.
00:23:51
Matt LaRose
oh
00:23:54
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:23:54
Matt LaRose
Wow. Imagine being a number one draft pick and they and then they say you have to go to the Jets and you're like, oh no.
00:24:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, but at least there'll be two of them.
00:24:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They can share their misery together.
00:24:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, the Pats didn't do shit, I don't think.
00:24:14
Matt LaRose
Interesting.
00:24:16
Fuck Off
They should have made them.
00:24:16
Matt LaRose
So
00:24:17
Fuck Off
They needed to make a move.
00:24:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Well, that's what I kept hearing because they traded away Kyle Duggar whatever. and then i And then I heard that they were make they were stacking up so they could make a huge a huge move.
00:24:31
Matt LaRose
Because they said they had like a fuckload of draft picks and shit too.
00:24:40
Matt LaRose
Pretty crazy because you're right. I would have seen some shit on social media if they made a trade.
00:24:47
Fuck Off
unbelievable.
00:24:50
Matt LaRose
This disappoints you. This is a hot take right now. This is very exciting.
00:24:53
Fuck Off
It's a hot take. It's a hot take because they needed a running back. They needed an edge rusher. They need a linebacker.
00:25:04
Fuck Off
They could use another safety.
00:25:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they posted nothing. But an hour ago, they posted that... ah
00:25:15
Matt LaRose
Your boy, Drake May, has tied Tom Brady's franchise record of eight straight games with a 100-plus passer rating. This
00:25:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's already broken like two of his records.
00:25:26
Matt LaRose
kid's unreal.
00:25:29
Matt LaRose
Is it true that he's the next Tom Brady? Can we make that claim?
00:25:33
Fuck Off
No.
Patriots' Predicament
00:25:38
Matt LaRose
It's exciting, man. It's so funny because, like, a lot of like people that I talked to that haven't really watched football in like the last couple years are like, man, the Patriots are like a really fun team to a fun team to watch. Like a bunch of my buddies that like, we used to always watch football back in the day and don't really now are like back watching the Patriots again.
00:25:59
Fuck Off
Fucking love the Patriots
00:26:01
Matt LaRose
I just love a good, uh, Oh yeah. I just saw that Dustin Poirier got fucking signed a roadhouse too. terrible. These movies are terrible.
00:26:12
Matt LaRose
I mean, good for...
00:26:13
Fuck Off
Awful I just think it's funny that they cut Conor McGregor When?
00:26:16
Matt LaRose
yeah Well, did you know that Conor McGregor found Jesus?
00:26:20
Fuck Off
Yesterday?
00:26:21
Matt LaRose
Like, literally a week ago.
00:26:23
Fuck Off
Is he returning him?
00:26:24
Matt LaRose
He's fully... He's fully... He realized that he was kind of going a little wacky and getting a little bit crazy, and he's devoted himself to Jesus, and he's fucking...
00:26:34
Fuck Off
Yeah, perfect. So he's back on the White House card. No problem.
00:26:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's gonna... He's...
00:26:39
Fuck Off
No, I've got Jesus now.
00:26:41
Matt LaRose
He's back, baby. Who doesn't love ah come to Jesus story, you know? This man turned his life around in a week.
Conor McGregor's New Path
00:26:48
Fuck Off
I don't know why people are still keeping this guy relevant.
00:26:51
Matt LaRose
It's crazy, man.
00:26:53
Fuck Off
He's not relevant.
00:26:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:26:57
Fuck Off
He's just not.
00:26:57
Matt LaRose
there
00:26:58
Fuck Off
He's not relevant. It's like, it's like Bert Kreischer, who I've never thought was funny ever interviewing Ronda Rousey.
00:27:05
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:05
Fuck Off
She's not relevant.
00:27:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:08
Fuck Off
Like she was, she broke into, and Khabib's trainer went off the rails and went off on her.
00:27:15
Matt LaRose
Oh, really?
00:27:16
Fuck Off
Yeah. um Saying that essentially, cause she had compared her, you know, like Khabib or something. If he had lost, no one would care. And, They were like, look, all you are is a you're a highlight reel for Holly Holmes.
00:27:31
Fuck Off
When she upset you, you fought a bunch of non-athletic women at a great time.
00:27:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:37
Fuck Off
you know And that's all the truth.
00:27:39
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:27:40
Fuck Off
She was but she paved the way, period. She should have her respect for that. But I mean, now she's not relevant.
00:27:48
Matt LaRose
And honestly, a lot of her irrelevance is from her because she doesn't like, she just kind of went and did.
00:27:55
Fuck Off
She's just a shitty person. She's not a good representation of your sport.
00:27:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:27:59
Matt LaRose
She is a bitch.
00:28:00
Fuck Off
She's not a good representation of your company. She's not a good reputation of anything. She's just a pouty fucking bitch.
00:28:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:28:08
Fuck Off
She's a do-nothing bitch.
00:28:10
Matt LaRose
That's why I didn't really get when I heard she was had the, I was I first off, I thought what a fucking weird pairing. to have Burt Kreischer and her do a podcast, but whatever.
00:28:21
Matt LaRose
And then I saw she was talking shit about a bunch of different people and I was like, who cares, man?
00:28:25
Fuck Off
Joe Rogan, yeah, she was talking shit about Joe Rogan
00:28:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. Good for her. and But then my girl bullet piped up and and clapped back.
00:28:35
Fuck Off
She did, she defended Joe It's drama-rama Well
00:28:36
Matt LaRose
You know? Look at this MMA drama. That's so gay. Speaking of more m MMA shit, this what we talked last week or the week before about this big and NBA scandal.
00:28:50
Matt LaRose
But now all of a sudden, all this fucking every day there's more shit coming out about fight fixing. And now three fighters have come out and said they got offered $70,000 to throw a fight and shit like that.
00:29:02
Fuck Off
It's a lot of money. I hope they took it.
00:29:04
Matt LaRose
There's all kinds of... disol
00:29:06
Fuck Off
That's how they get title shots. This is as old as the days long. This is Boxing 101. You gotta fucking, if you wanna play, you gotta pay, and then you get paid.
00:29:17
Fuck Off
That's it. It exists all the time. It's a human element. There are other things at factor. There are big fucking dollars behind all this shit.
00:29:30
Fuck Off
There will always be fixed sports because people always have needs that need to be met for one reason or another.
00:29:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And you can make a lot of money really quick.
00:29:45
Fuck Off
Yeah. I mean, raging bull.
00:29:52
Matt LaRose
I've never seen it, but I've heard I should watch it.
00:29:54
Fuck Off
Shut the fuck up. You've still,
00:29:58
Matt LaRose
It's a box. It's a boxing movie, right? With De Niro.
00:30:02
Fuck Off
Oh my God. I can't even talk about this.
00:30:06
Matt LaRose
I think it's on my list on one of my apps. I just haven't watched it yet.
00:30:13
Matt LaRose
Would you like me to move on?
00:30:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:30:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, um, Actually, here we go. I got this as fresh hot off the press. I sent out a bat signal. I said, Richie and I are recording in 10 minutes.
00:30:31
Matt LaRose
And then guess what I got back?
00:30:34
Matt LaRose
Here is the last second movie review from the shitter because I'm here for the team. That's a very important first sentence, Richie.
00:30:43
Fuck Off
very important.
00:30:44
Matt LaRose
the Last second remov movie.
00:30:46
Fuck Off
The Aqua Shitter.
00:30:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah, the aqua turd.
00:30:52
Matt LaRose
what do they What do they call it in Shorzy? The Aqua Dump?
00:30:55
Fuck Off
Yeah. the yeah I just started watching that again the first season, actually.
00:31:00
Matt LaRose
ah The first season is so good. ah the only movie The only movie I watched this past week was Mission Impossible, The Final Reckoning.
00:31:09
Fuck Off
ah
00:31:12
Matt LaRose
I don't know if he included this, but he did text me and said, I'm watching the last Mission Impossible. I said, great. He said... how many more do you have to watch? I said, I don't know. I lost count because everybody kept telling me they were going to get better.
00:31:23
Fuck Off
I don't know all of them.
00:31:27
Matt LaRose
And that hasn't happened yet. Anyways, you know what this is? Tom Cruise saying goodbye to one of the best movie franchises of all time.
00:31:37
Matt LaRose
I disagree. Was he able to land the plane? See what I did there overall? Yes, he did. Is it the best Mr. Impossible movie? No, it's not. But that's like having Pete just okay pizza.
00:31:50
Matt LaRose
it's still pizza. The stunts are amazing, the acting is superb, and the script was okay. At times it felt like they were trying to cram a lot into a movie with a two-hour and 49-minute runtime.
00:32:03
Matt LaRose
But then they also spent a lot of time catching you up on what has happened over the last six movies. movies Some scenes were a little drawn out while others were a little rushed, so clearly there were some pacing issues.
00:32:16
Matt LaRose
This is the most important important important part right here Chung-mi loved the return of a minor character from the very first movie, which was pretty cool to see. Overall, not bad.
00:32:27
Matt LaRose
We both now want to go back and watch all seven movies back-to-back for the ultimate viewing. now Now, like Ghost Protocol, let's hope I get off the throne with a ghost wipe. Later, boys.
00:32:43
Fuck Off
Ghost Protocol is great.
00:32:46
Matt LaRose
That was a good movie review.
00:32:47
Fuck Off
It was a great movie review.
00:32:49
Matt LaRose
Chungmi is like your roommate where if they they give seals of approvals to mostly only actually really good movies.
00:32:59
Fuck Off
It's a great franchise. And you can't look at the franchise as a whole if you have one or two kind of shitty ones in it, especially if there are seven.
00:33:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean, that's how I...
00:33:13
Fuck Off
It's kind of like the Fast and the Furious.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
ah You just took the word you took the words right out of my mouth.
Mission Impossible Series Debate
00:33:19
Fuck Off
The first Fast and Furious was good.
00:33:21
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:33:22
Fuck Off
And then the next four weren't.
00:33:25
Matt LaRose
Tokyo drift is awesome.
00:33:27
Fuck Off
It's terrible.
00:33:27
Matt LaRose
It's totally underrated.
00:33:30
Fuck Off
and The only thing that's great about Tokyo Drift are those little Asian girls in those miniskirts that are fucking flipping that flag to let them start that race.
00:33:30
Matt LaRose
You got.
00:33:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:33:39
Matt LaRose
You bet pal.
00:33:41
Fuck Off
Outside of that, terrible.
00:33:46
Fuck Off
But Tom Cruise, man, the guy doesn't make a bad movie.
00:33:51
Matt LaRose
It's pretty unbelievable.
00:33:54
Matt LaRose
He's like Arnold Schwarzenegger but smaller.
00:33:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, I watched Running Man the other day.
00:34:00
Matt LaRose
I fucking love running this. One of my favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
00:34:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, by the way, when you see it again for the first time like in 20-something years, it's terrible.
00:34:11
Matt LaRose
No, because I didn't...
00:34:12
Fuck Off
like Like the props and shit, the computer was like, looked like one of those calculators that you hit when you're doing your books back in the Yeah.
00:34:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. I love that shit.
00:34:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's like if you watch the ah the old the original Planet of the Apes when he's in the spaceship at the very beginning and like all the buttons and lights like just on this big giant like blank panel.
00:34:28
Fuck Off
yeah
00:34:33
Matt LaRose
I love that shit. Or like when I watched The Shining last week. It's like I love that old school movie shit. you know When they actually had to make shit. Now they can just draw everything on CGI and go on AI.
00:34:45
Fuck Off
Everything sucks.
00:34:48
Fuck Off
Everything sucks.
00:34:50
Matt LaRose
I watched two things. I watched Gone Girl because I just couldn't help myself because we had we had been talking oh we' had been talking about her and then I was like, I got to watch it.
00:34:57
Fuck Off
Rosa Moon Pike. We just talked about her.
00:35:01
Fuck Off
Gotta watch it.
00:35:02
Matt LaRose
I'd love to kill that bitch.
00:35:02
Fuck Off
Dirty whore.
00:35:04
Matt LaRose
And then I watched...
00:35:04
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:35:06
Matt LaRose
So, I haven't seen the movie Monster before. Have you seen the movie Monster? With Charlize Theron?
00:35:12
Fuck Off
I have with Charlize Theron and one of my other favorite little sloppy Christina Richie.
00:35:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah, oh yeah, I forgot she's in that.
00:35:21
Fuck Off
Oh yeah. It was so one of one of her better showings.
00:35:25
Matt LaRose
and so I haven't seen that movie, but on Netflix, they just dropped a documentary about that woman. Her name is I, Aileen something.
00:35:31
Fuck Off
Aileen. Yeah.
00:35:33
Matt LaRose
So I, I watched that documentary.
00:35:33
Fuck Off
Did you watch it?
00:35:36
Fuck Off
Wait till you see the movie. Charlize Theron did incredible job.
00:35:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. She's pretty awesome and pretty crazy too. I dig her.
00:35:45
Fuck Off
Is she crazy?
00:35:45
Matt LaRose
She's from, no, like, yeah, she is gorgeous, but like, you know, she's ah
00:35:46
Fuck Off
I think she's fucking gorgeous.
00:35:53
Matt LaRose
very crazy trick i feel like yeah she's like a crazy like you know daniel day lewis crazy method actor person right yeah she shaved her head for mad max come on
00:35:56
Fuck Off
Charlize Theron? Huh.
00:36:01
Fuck Off
Maybe. I mean, she's South African. Why wouldn't she be?
00:36:09
Fuck Off
I'd shave her fucking head.
00:36:10
Matt LaRose
yeah dude you know it was so funny because uh i guess it's not funny maybe you know what i'm not gonna say that that's just a fucked up documentary man i
00:36:22
Fuck Off
Which one?
00:36:23
Matt LaRose
The Eileen one.
00:36:24
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:36:26
Matt LaRose
So I don't know if I can recommend it. It's just something that I watched, but you know,
00:36:33
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:36:36
Fuck Off
I like documentaries. It's not bad.
00:36:38
Matt LaRose
well, that's the thing is it's, you know, if you like documentaries and you know, it's about a fucked up person from Florida. So I guess if you like tiger King, it's kind of like that, but with more rape somehow.
00:36:50
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:36:51
Matt LaRose
So, you know, that part makes it not fun. But also, you know, I like a good character study. I think that's why I enjoy the Silence of the Lambs and the Red Dragon and all the movies we talked about last week.
00:37:05
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:37:08
Fuck Off
What did I watch? I just watched Oh, I watched Black Rabbit With Jason Bateman It's on Netflix, pretty good And I watched The Diplomat Again, season There is nothing good to watch
00:37:15
Matt LaRose
i don't think I heard of that.
00:37:26
Matt LaRose
yeah yeah I feel like there's not like anything good to watch.
00:37:34
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:37:38
Fuck Off
I was looking at my list. I've gone back to all foreign movies.
00:37:44
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you, they did make a big announcement yesterday that the next Godzilla movie is Godzilla Minus Zero, which I'm very excited. Obviously, the sequel to Godzilla Minus One, so they're doing it the correct way Toho from Japan are making a Godzilla movie and they don't fuck up, man.
00:38:03
Fuck Off
Nah, it was great.
00:38:04
Matt LaRose
They make good-ass Godzilla movies.
00:38:06
Fuck Off
Let's see what happens. Kind of like Drake May.
00:38:08
Matt LaRose
I...
00:38:10
Fuck Off
I'm cautiously optimistic.
00:38:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I can't deal with Hollywood American Godzilla movies where he's befriending human beings and we're going on pre-says.
00:38:19
Fuck Off
Hollywood sucks. It's filled with fucking douchebags.
00:38:20
Matt LaRose
It's fucking...
00:38:22
Fuck Off
Homos.
00:38:23
Matt LaRose
They just are ruining everything.
00:38:28
Matt LaRose
Why?
00:38:29
Fuck Off
Everybody's ruining everything. You want to know why?
00:38:32
Matt LaRose
why
00:38:34
Fuck Off
We let them think and speak for themselves, and they can't do that because they never learned how to think for themselves.
00:38:46
Fuck Off
So it's painful whenever they have to go say anything, do anything, talk about anything, think they're equivalent in some stupid manner.
00:38:59
Fuck Off
Just in general terms
Hollywood and Society Critique
00:39:00
Fuck Off
I'm talking.
00:39:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's beautiful.
00:39:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:39:04
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I feel like we did it to ourselves.
00:39:07
Fuck Off
Absolutely we did it to ourselves I'll tell you one person who would be very disappointed in the state of our current country And that's the great, late great Fillmore Slim Who always kept his motherfucking pimp hands strong
00:39:10
Matt LaRose
a story It's a story all this time. You do it to yourselves. Why do you keep repeating the cycle over and over again?
00:39:34
Matt LaRose
ah Who's that? What's that from?
00:39:37
Fuck Off
you just That's from him. He was a fucking great pimp in the 70s in Fillmore back in San san Francisco.
00:39:39
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:39:45
Fuck Off
He lived to like 90-something years old, I think. OG pimpster.
00:39:53
Matt LaRose
I watched.
00:39:53
Fuck Off
What's up, player? He said you got to keep a bitch in line.
00:39:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:39:58
Fuck Off
Now, in this particular instance, the bitch is not necessarily a female.
00:39:58
Matt LaRose
You fucked up.
00:40:03
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:40:05
Fuck Off
It's a lot of things. The bitch is these emasculated dudes, these trannies, these dumb bitches, these fucking corporations, these fucking Hollywood douchebags.
00:40:18
Fuck Off
Those are bitches. The news media pundits, bitches.
00:40:25
Matt LaRose
not us we're pirate radio yar we're we're rebels until the day we wait don't we don't want to be somalian
00:40:26
Fuck Off
I'm pirate, yo.
00:40:30
Fuck Off
I'm Somalian.
00:40:35
Fuck Off
No, don't think so.
00:40:39
Fuck Off
I'm some alien.
00:40:41
Matt LaRose
i'm someone somalian
00:40:42
Fuck Off
I'm some alien.
00:40:47
Fuck Off
I don't know. I guess the world didn't end. This thing's a comet. the The aliens aren't showing themselves because they don't want to, I was told.
Aliens, Octopuses, and Humor
00:40:55
Matt LaRose
They're not coming, man.
00:40:56
Fuck Off
No, they are here. They don't have to come.
00:40:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:41:00
Fuck Off
They're here. They're just choosing to not show themselves till they till they're ready.
00:41:06
Matt LaRose
I feel like all aliens... I feel like all aliens come from under the sea.
00:41:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's where they're coming from.
00:41:13
Matt LaRose
Have you ever seen an octopus before? That is an alien.
00:41:21
Fuck Off
I can't fly.
00:41:24
Matt LaRose
Well... Yeah, but it can do everything else.
00:41:29
Matt LaRose
And more. Can fit itself in inside of a jar.
00:41:34
Fuck Off
Can't fit itself inside of a fucking skateboard. I know that much.
00:41:44
Matt LaRose
I've been very excited to talk to you about this, Richie.
00:41:47
Fuck Off
What is it? Octopus? Octopi?
00:41:49
Matt LaRose
It's very important. We're taking a left turn here. You brought up Fast and the Furious. We'll If you like motors and gear heads, I know that you're a big rally racing fan now.
00:41:58
Fuck Off
Well, I mean...
00:41:59
Matt LaRose
I've, I've turned you.
00:42:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, i I wouldn't say I'm a big rally racing fan. i would say
00:42:06
Matt LaRose
You'll love it.
00:42:07
Fuck Off
i would say that I get updates from you, and I will peruse one or two on occasion.
00:42:16
Matt LaRose
Well, you, ah you did always, you did say earlier when they do the cool rallies or or rallies that are unique. that you want to be let, know let known.
00:42:25
Fuck Off
I do.
00:42:25
Matt LaRose
Well, this weekend is the annual, very exciting, very technical, very difficult rally Japan.
00:42:25
Fuck Off
I do, for sure.
00:42:35
Fuck Off
Rally Japan up the up Mount Fuji?
00:42:37
Matt LaRose
They don't go up Mount Fuji. That would be awesome. But rally Japan is a, is a tarmac rally that is, they say it's the most technical rally either on the, on the entire championship.
00:42:50
Fuck Off
Do you believe that?
00:42:52
Matt LaRose
Well, Here's the thing. It's very narrow roads in Japan. They have big drainage ditches on the side of ah last year on the last stage. oitanic One of the best drivers in the, uh, WRC one class, former champion was winning the rally had literally one corner to go and hung the ass end off the road too much and hit a drainage ditch that had like a, like a stanchion in it and just flip the car over like eight times and lost the rally on the last corner.
00:43:21
Matt LaRose
And like,
00:43:22
Fuck Off
He lost it.
00:43:23
Matt LaRose
the couple years ago, there was one corner where, ah it's like a super sharp twisty mountain road with just a drop off on each side with like a river.
00:43:32
Fuck Off
Mount Fuji?
00:43:33
Matt LaRose
was pretty, it was, it was pretty much Mount Fuji. And this, one of the Fords went flying off and crashes car into a ravine and it was parked there and they had to leave it there until all the other cars went by before they could tow it out.
00:43:47
Matt LaRose
And then like two cars later, ah Takamoto Katsuda, the local Japanese driver, went off in the same exact corner and landed his car on top of the other car inside the ravine.
00:44:00
Matt LaRose
It was like...
00:44:00
Fuck Off
yeah That's cool.
00:44:02
Matt LaRose
but And Rally Japan is almost also a very picturesque and scenic rally.
00:44:05
Fuck Off
I like that.
00:44:07
Matt LaRose
Now is the autumn months in Japan, so there's a lot of...
00:44:08
Fuck Off
I do like the autumn.
00:44:10
Matt LaRose
you know And that also creates a problem on the stages because the corners get due in the morning. it may so It may rain one of the days, and then
00:44:19
Fuck Off
Could be fall. You could slip on one of those leaves.
00:44:22
Matt LaRose
is leave There's all kinds of leaves, all kinds of pine needles.
00:44:24
Fuck Off
and Those are slick.
00:44:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. It's a big, it's a very exciting rally.
00:44:28
Fuck Off
So that's this weekend in Japan.
00:44:30
Matt LaRose
That's this weekend in Japan, Rally Japan.
00:44:32
Fuck Off
Do I get an update? Uh-huh.
00:44:34
Matt LaRose
Oh, you'll be getting updates. I'm very excited because they always, the shakedown, which is the day before the rally, they do a stage that everybody gets to hit it and you get to like test the car.
00:44:45
Matt LaRose
And ah that's always free on YouTube. The WRC puts it up for free, but it's always like at like two o'clock in the morning or whatever. But because they're in Japan, it's ah tomorrow night. I didn't see the tomorrow or Thursday night. I think it's Thursday night at seven o'clock our time PM.
00:45:02
Matt LaRose
So I'm very excited, very excited for that.
00:45:03
Fuck Off
Oh, that's good.
00:45:05
Matt LaRose
I'm going to watch the shakedown live of rally Japan. And then it's a four day rally. It goes Friday, Saturday, Sunday into that too. So, Thursday being the shakedown, then Friday, Saturday, Sunday. so
00:45:16
Fuck Off
So when's the actual race? Is it?
00:45:19
Matt LaRose
So the actual stages will start Friday. And then they'll race all day Friday. They'll race all day Saturday. And then they'll race half a day on Sunday.
00:45:27
Fuck Off
So each day does count for the entire race.
00:45:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Each day they do, like the first day they'll do, like, eight or 10 stages. And then the second day they'll do like 10 or 12 stages.
00:45:42
Matt LaRose
And then the last like Sunday, they'll do like four stages and they have to transit on the road between it's not the same stage. Every time they rerun some stages, but you have to go hit the stage, not fuck your car up and then drive to the next stage, which can be hundreds of kilometers away, you know?
00:46:02
Fuck Off
In your own car?
00:46:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you go drive the rally car on the road with all the other cars to the stage.
00:46:09
Fuck Off
No way.
00:46:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, that's why
Rally Racing Excitement
00:46:11
Matt LaRose
rally is so cool, man. Even when I go to the rally races up in Maine, you'll be driving from one stage to the other to watch it, and there's rally cars driving next to you on the highway driving to the next stage.
00:46:22
Matt LaRose
It's fucking awesome.
00:46:23
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's cool.
00:46:25
Matt LaRose
One time I drove right behind Travis Pastrana, you know.
00:46:29
Fuck Off
Really?
00:46:30
Matt LaRose
It's fucking cool, man. They're fucking insane cars. You can walk right up to them and look at them and shit there. Rally is the coolest sport.
00:46:39
Matt LaRose
So Rally Japan this week. It's very exciting, by the way, too, because the championship is – there are two rallies left in the season, and the championship is not decided. The top – there's three – yeah, the first the guy in first place has second and third are tied with each other, and the first place guy has like 18 more points than him.
00:46:48
Fuck Off
Oh, it's up in the air. every Every race matters.
00:46:59
Matt LaRose
And what's exciting is anything can happen with rally Japan this weekend. And then the final rally of the season is a brand new rally that they've never done before. They're doing a rally Saudi Arabia for the very last rally. So.
00:47:15
Matt LaRose
anything can happen there. Cause they're, they said it's, they're going to, it's going to like driving on like bars. They're going through like the fucking desert and shit like that.
00:47:22
Fuck Off
Yeah, their shit's gonna die.
00:47:22
Matt LaRose
And rally cars. And none of the, none of this, nobody has ever, it's a brand new rally for everybody.
00:47:28
Fuck Off
Hmm.
00:47:28
Matt LaRose
So there's no, they don't have like pace notes that they can look at from last year or anything like that. They don't even have pace notes. They've never driven the roads, nothing. So it's pretty cool.
00:47:40
Fuck Off
Speaking of great sports in Japan, the Dodgers won the World Series.
00:47:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:47:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Is it weird that somehow the Dodgers are like and like a team that I care about now because they have three awesome Japanese dudes on there?
00:47:55
Fuck Off
They are pretty fucking good, and they're already picked to win next year, three years in
Sports Fandom: Leafs and Dodgers
00:48:00
Fuck Off
a row.
00:48:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Imagine being from Canada, number one. And then of number two, imagine being from Toronto and you just keep getting fucked by the Maple Leafs every single year. And then you're like, this is going to be our year in the World Series. And then you get fucked in the World Series too. Right.
00:48:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was one of the three things that when the Red Sox can't win it, I'm not happy. When the Yankees can't get there, I'm just as happy as the Red Sox winning if they can't win it.
00:48:33
Matt LaRose
Right.
00:48:33
Fuck Off
And as long as it stays in fucking America, fuck those Canadian douchebags.
00:48:38
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah, man. Preach, brother.
00:48:41
Fuck Off
Those are your people.
00:48:41
Matt LaRose
the No, those are not my people.
00:48:44
Fuck Off
No, no, no. They're your people. There's plenty of documentation around it.
00:48:45
Matt LaRose
No.
00:48:47
Matt LaRose
I've renounced my citizenship.
00:48:49
Fuck Off
You can't do that.
00:48:50
Matt LaRose
I can't. Listen, I was born here. I'm an American. I bleed red, white, blue.
00:48:54
Fuck Off
Since when you were born there?
00:48:59
Matt LaRose
Fuck those people. I actually watched that game seven. it was very I was keeping up with the World Series because...
00:49:04
Fuck Off
Every game was like that.
00:49:06
Matt LaRose
The Aqualad has sold me on Shohei Yotani. Shohei Yoshida? Is that his name?
00:49:11
Fuck Off
Otani, yeah.
00:49:14
Matt LaRose
Shohei Yotani. ah My big marksman, like, this guy is the best baseball player in the world. He's like a modern-day Babe Ruth.
00:49:20
Fuck Off
He's the best player since Babe Ruth.
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
And then I didn't realize that he was – I was like – so I started looking him up, and I'm like, wait, he's a pitcher. So does he only bat? And then my brother's like, no, dude, he's a two-way player. And I'm like, this guy's fucking unbelievable.
00:49:34
Fuck Off
And he's fucking gigantic. He's a big dude.
00:49:37
Matt LaRose
Is he really?
00:49:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's a big kid. And yeah he's a super...
00:49:40
Matt LaRose
And then i didn't...
00:49:42
Fuck Off
he There hasn't been this kind of a player since Babe Ruth, honestly.
00:49:46
Matt LaRose
I don't want this to sound racist or anything like that.
00:49:48
Fuck Off
He's definitely already racist.
00:49:49
Matt LaRose
But I was falling asleep in the ninth inning. So I was in and out of consciousness as the as the as the extra innings were happening. So when the game...
00:49:59
Fuck Off
So when you were squinting, you felt like you were one of them?
00:50:02
Matt LaRose
I thought I was like when they, I woke up for the last couple of pitches and I was like, wait, they put Otani back in at pitcher.
00:50:10
Matt LaRose
Cause I didn't, I didn't realize that they, I didn't even know that they had two other Japanese guys. So I just, I just saw the Japanese guy on the mound and I'm like, I'm like, wait, so it was, so they, I'm like, how did they put Otani back in the game?
00:50:10
Fuck Off
Oh, that was Yamamoto.
00:50:15
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:50:22
Matt LaRose
And then I found out the next morning. I was like, Oh, there's a dude Yamamoto and another guy. Like, and then obviously.
00:50:27
Fuck Off
yeah Yamamoto pitched that fucking game the night before, too. He's a stud.
00:50:31
Matt LaRose
Right. Didn't he pitch an entire an entire game?
00:50:34
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:50:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:50:35
Fuck Off
And he came in and he pitched, like, I think the last four innings or something of that game.
00:50:39
Matt LaRose
These kids, they're fucking awesome. and then they have
00:50:41
Fuck Off
ah
00:50:42
Matt LaRose
And then I know that they did it last year, and then they did it again this year. When they have their fucking celebration, they have Ice Cube and a drop-top fucking 57 Chevy Dodgers Blue drive the fucking championship trophy. I'm like, this is fucking awesome, man.
00:50:58
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:50:59
Matt LaRose
With hydraulics and shit. It's the sickest 57 Chevy on the planet, man.
00:51:03
Fuck Off
My dad grew up a Dodgers fan.
00:51:05
Matt LaRose
Really?
00:51:06
Fuck Off
yeah No. No.
00:51:08
Matt LaRose
From Brooklyn?
00:51:09
Fuck Off
No.
00:51:10
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:51:11
Fuck Off
He was a Braves fan, Boston Braves fan, but he liked the Dodgers as well because they were local in Brooklyn.
00:51:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:17
Fuck Off
Then everybody moved.
00:51:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Those sons of bitch.
00:51:20
Fuck Off
Braves to Atlanta, Dodgers to LA.
00:51:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:51:27
Matt LaRose
The Brooklyn Dodgers. ah the If you could, like, you hate New York and then they go to then they go to California. Like, how could you not hate them anymore, you know?
00:51:36
Fuck Off
I know. I never liked the Dodgers.
00:51:37
Matt LaRose
It's terrible. But then I'm like, fuck, I'm not um'm not rooting for a fucking Canada, so fuck them. Oh, I love to watch it.
00:51:45
Fuck Off
i was I went to Padres games when I was in San Diego. I would also go to... um
00:51:54
Fuck Off
I went to a lot of Giants games and a lot of Oakland A games.
00:51:59
Matt LaRose
So this is like a around the time of money ball for the A for the A's.
00:52:06
Fuck Off
i was Yeah, I was kind of around there, actually, ah towards towards later. But... but um
00:52:12
Matt LaRose
And then when you're going to Giants games, that's like but Barry Bonds, steroid guy, just crushing a whole runs.
00:52:14
Fuck Off
It was Barry Bonds and and, yeah, he was going back and forth with Sammy Sosaf and McGuire for the home run records.
00:52:22
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. Yeah.
00:52:25
Fuck Off
like We were there that season and we went to a lot of games and that's when he was putting them all in the drink like every other at-bat.
00:52:25
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:32
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah, he's just like crushing home runs nonstop.
00:52:35
Fuck Off
It looked like he's like, I'm walking out with this toothpick in my hand.
00:52:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:52:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, those were some good times. I think we saw Sosa hit 63, I think, when we were out there. that That might have been it, or right around there, 61, 62, 63, somewhere around there.
00:52:55
Fuck Off
ah During that time, it was pretty fucking fun. Good times, man.
00:52:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man, that's funny because I haven't watched a baseball game in, I would say, minimum of 10 years.
00:53:08
Fuck Off
Yeah. No, there's no point in watching them anymore.
00:53:10
Matt LaRose
and then But like that was like ah I watched the entire Game 7, and I was like, damn, this is a really good fucking baseball game. Here's the thing. when you're hat when you're When it goes to Game 7, I'm watching.
00:53:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's great.
00:53:21
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:53:21
Fuck Off
Any sport.
00:53:21
Matt LaRose
you can't You can't go wrong with it.
00:53:24
Fuck Off
You'd even watch the Celtics
Skepticism Toward Basketball
00:53:25
Fuck Off
in Game 7.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
I don't know if I'd watch the Celtics in Game 7.
00:53:27
Fuck Off
You should.
00:53:29
Matt LaRose
Have the Celtics ever...
00:53:29
Fuck Off
Luckily, you're not going to have to worry about that this year.
00:53:32
Matt LaRose
I can tell you this much. I don't know... You can tell that I definitely have never watched the Celtics in a Game 7 because I don't know if the Celtics have ever gone to a Game 7.
00:53:41
Fuck Off
Oh, ah yeah, they sure have, my man.
00:53:44
Matt LaRose
They've won a shitload of championships, right?
00:53:46
Fuck Off
They sure have.
00:53:47
Matt LaRose
Shit. Yeah, I don't watch the Celtics, man. Basketball is fucking terrible.
00:53:52
Fuck Off
I hate it. Also easily fixed.
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Forever, right? I watched one of them. Netflix had a really good documentary about but it.
00:54:02
Fuck Off
Oh, that was a great one.
00:54:03
Matt LaRose
I watched that. The ref fucking dirty ref and shit like that.
00:54:06
Fuck Off
That dirty ref scumbag.
00:54:06
Matt LaRose
You fucking filthy bitch.
UFC Integrity Concerns
00:54:12
Fuck Off
Yeah. Football. I mean, with this fucking fantasy football shit, you don't think a player would drop a ball if he had to drop a ball, if it was going to make money or not make money or ask for the ball or do something. like You have to watch sideline behavior, too, and see how people act.
00:54:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I just never... That shit never even crossed my mind. It's so crazy. But it makes sense, man. It's like... this like If you think about it, like especially with this like the UFC thing going on, they said that the FBI tipped them off and said that like they have seen weird movements in one of their fights and they may want to cancel it.
00:54:52
Matt LaRose
And the UFC decided to not cancel the fight and to let it keep going. And it's like... the thing ah The reason that they did this with DraftKings and all these betting apps and shit like that is because when they were betting illegally or you were going to see a bookie back in the day, the government can't track that.
00:55:15
Matt LaRose
But now with everything being done on the internet to keep it legal and safe, they track every fucking transaction. that every So it's not like back in the day.
00:55:25
Fuck Off
They also, it's their way of getting a piece of everything.
00:55:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I mean that too, obviously, but it's like now they can track everything that you do.
00:55:33
Fuck Off
Yeah. It's your DNA is all over the internet.
00:55:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude.
00:55:37
Fuck Off
You can't hide that shit. Even with burner phones, burner accounts, it's impossible. That's why everyone's looking for this new world order. Everyone's out.
00:55:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:55:51
Fuck Off
You got to have your own country like the Vatican.
00:55:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or like Starbase in Texas.
00:56:00
Matt LaRose
You know?
00:56:01
Fuck Off
I don't know. No, I don't. I do not know. No.
00:56:04
Matt LaRose
I don't know. Did you watch the fights last week, Rich?
00:56:08
Fuck Off
You're going to have to tell me.
00:56:11
Matt LaRose
I watched some of them. They actually were really fucking good.
00:56:15
Fuck Off
Maybe I did too.
00:56:18
Fuck Off
Yeah, i think I did.
00:56:19
Matt LaRose
The main event was Steve Garcia knocked out David Onama in the first round.
00:56:20
Fuck Off
couple of things happened.
00:56:24
Fuck Off
Yeah, great.
00:56:25
Matt LaRose
That was the main event.
00:56:26
Fuck Off
Great fucking Stevie Garcia looked fucking great.
00:56:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he fucked that dude up. and think we both Did we both pick that? Or maybe I picked Onama.
00:56:34
Fuck Off
No, you definitely picked That fucking the punch that finally ended it, that overhand fastball, right?
00:56:37
Matt LaRose
The co-main event, so this was super fucked up, was Waldo Cortez Acosta defeated Ante DeGila via first-round knockout.
00:56:53
Fuck Off
I love that when he throws that fucking thing.
00:56:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's a big, lanky fucking heavyweight, man.
00:56:55
Fuck Off
Put him right out.
00:56:57
Matt LaRose
He can fuck people up.
00:56:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's he's got a whip, and he's got that overhand fastball pitch.
00:57:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, yeah.
00:57:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was weird. He got poked in the eye. They stopped the fight for a bunch of minutes. They thought, but it was never.
00:57:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:08
Fuck Off
When you go back and look at it, he called time right away. So the fight wasn't over.
00:57:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:13
Fuck Off
So he actually did a good job roughing it.
00:57:16
Matt LaRose
It was pretty surprising because like I was very confused if they were going to let it keep going because he had more than five minutes. and then But the ref said he wanted to see the replay, and they said, yeah, it was a foul. So they said, the fight's not over. If you can still fight, you can still fight.
00:57:33
Matt LaRose
And then he says, I can still fight. Then he knocks the guy out. So it's like,
00:57:36
Fuck Off
ah Makes Tom fucking Aspinall look like a bitch, doesn't it?
00:57:39
Matt LaRose
yeah, it's pretty crazy. lot eye poke shit going on, man.
00:57:44
Fuck Off
Too many. It's coming to an end.
00:57:47
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:47
Fuck Off
You either have to take points right away.
00:57:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they should. You know? I mean, think like I think about it like from hockey. Like, whether you meant to fucking hook a guy or not, you're in the penalty box.
00:58:03
Matt LaRose
You know what I mean? So it's like, if you did you mean to poke him in the eye? Yes or no? It doesn't matter. You poked him in the eye. I got to give him time off now, and you lose a point.
00:58:13
Fuck Off
It's manslaughter.
00:58:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. You got to just fucking...
00:58:15
Fuck Off
You still killed someone.
00:58:15
Matt LaRose
it
00:58:16
Fuck Off
You got to do your time.
00:58:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm with it. I think that they
00:58:20
Fuck Off
You didn't mean to do it, but that motherfucker's dead. So you guts to do yours.
00:58:25
Matt LaRose
should. You gots to get yours. You know? And then you fucking...
00:58:30
Fuck Off
Weird fight. Anyway, what was before that?
00:58:31
Matt LaRose
hu how much How much do you want it? You had Jeremiah Wells defeating Therimbo Garimbo via decision. I don't think I watched it.
00:58:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, watched that. I did watch all these fights, I guess.
00:58:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah.
00:58:42
Fuck Off
There were a couple of girls that fought.
00:58:44
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Yadir DelVal subbed Isaac Dulligan in the first round. I don't know what that was.
00:58:52
Fuck Off
um
00:58:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, that was the fucking, um that I think was the choke.
00:58:59
Matt LaRose
Oh, that was a guillotine, right? Didn't he guillotine the shit out of the guy?
00:59:03
Fuck Off
Yeah. And he couldn't tap and he went out and the ref couldn't see him. He was out for like five minutes.
00:59:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that was like a weird thing. I do remember this.
00:59:10
Fuck Off
Yeah. You should be dead.
00:59:12
Matt LaRose
I do remember this fight. Charles Radke defeated Daniel Fruenza via third round submission. I wanted to not like Charles Radke.
00:59:23
Fuck Off
Maybe that was the choke that the guy couldn't tap.
00:59:23
Matt LaRose
and
00:59:26
Matt LaRose
Well, that was that was in the third round.
00:59:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't remember.
00:59:29
Matt LaRose
This dude, Charles Radke, I wanted to hate on him. His name nickname is Buffalo Chuck. and then ah And then he fought awesome, dude.
00:59:39
Matt LaRose
This was a fucking wicked good fight where these two dudes were really... It was a good back and forth, but Radke was really beating the fuck out of him. And then he submitted him in the third round. So that's what I do remember about it.
00:59:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:59:51
Matt LaRose
So it was a good fight. And then ah the last one of the main card was Alan Nascimento subbed Cody Durden in the second round. So I don't remember that. that And then let's see. The prelims you had...
01:00:06
Matt LaRose
in women's straw feet straw weight. Talita Alan Carr subbed Arianne Karalansi in the first fight of the night. I don't remember that. Maybe me she choked her.
01:00:20
Matt LaRose
Then from South Korea, Ko Sok Young subbed Phillip Rowe. That was the second fight. Shout out to Soko. Alice R. Dillerin decision Monistat Ruiz.
01:00:33
Matt LaRose
Oh shit, the Railers are in the stations.
01:00:38
Matt LaRose
this one norma dumont's uh decision ketlin viera i don't know those are the three girl fights i gave you every one of them
01:00:43
Fuck Off
That fight sucked.
01:00:48
Fuck Off
Yeah, oh they all sucked. Who's fighting this week? Anyone?
01:00:52
Matt LaRose
uh this yeah actually you're gonna like this uh this is so prelims at four and uh main events at seven main events at seven we'll start with the main event because this is another just apex card before the big fights next week but uh
01:00:59
Fuck Off
I like that.
01:01:06
Fuck Off
What's the feature card on the prelim? Anything good? Feature fight.
01:01:09
Matt LaRose
Let me see. Heider, Emil, and Jamal Evans.
01:01:12
Fuck Off
I like him.
01:01:13
Matt LaRose
Okay. Oh, we got Maria Bueno Silva and Jacqueline Calvicante. That's Jay-Z Calvicante's wife.
01:01:19
Fuck Off
Jay Z's wife. Yeah.
01:01:21
Matt LaRose
Oh, here you go. Your girl Tisha Pennington is taking on Denise Gomes.
01:01:26
Fuck Off
Hmm.
01:01:28
Matt LaRose
Jackson McVay and Robert Valentin. Miles Jones and Daniel Marcos. Yeah, so that's like actually not pretty decent prelim card.
01:01:39
Matt LaRose
And then ah the main card, Christian Leroy Duncan and Marco Tulio. That's a good fight.
01:01:45
Fuck Off
That's three people.
01:01:46
Matt LaRose
yeah My man Ricky Simone, formerly the greatest mullet in the UFC, but now he's got bleach blonde hair. He's taking on Roni Barcelos.
01:01:57
Fuck Off
Oh, wow. I like Ricky Simone.
01:02:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Ricky Simone's awesome. Chris Padilla and Ishmael Bonfim.
01:02:07
Fuck Off
Hmm. Padilla is not a bad fighter.
01:02:11
Matt LaRose
In the featured bout of the evening, you have Muslim Salikov versus Uros Medtik at welterweight. That's actually a good fight.
01:02:18
Fuck Off
Sounds like a banger.
01:02:19
Matt LaRose
That Salikov guy is a motherfucker, and Medtik, he's like from Chech or something like that.
01:02:25
Fuck Off
It's going to be a banger.
01:02:26
Matt LaRose
That's a good fight. Co-main event, Matt Schnell takes on Joseph Morales at flyweight. That's actually a sick fight.
01:02:35
Fuck Off
Chanel's been around a while, hasn't he?
01:02:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, let me see.
01:02:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah, he's been fighting since 2016.
01:02:42
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:02:44
Matt LaRose
That's a good fight. Danger Schnell. And Joseph Morales. That's this kid's. Yeah, he just said Ali B Idris.
01:02:54
Matt LaRose
He's a good fighter, too. He's like nasty. And then our main event of the evening, Gabriel Bonfem takes on your boy, Randy Rude Boy Brown.
01:03:04
Fuck Off
Ah, I love me some rude boy.
01:03:06
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. Fucking Randy Brown, man. Good for him getting the fucking... ah Also fighting since 2016. But getting the headline spot on a fight night, man.
01:03:16
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's here to do some shit.
01:03:16
Matt LaRose
Good for him.
01:03:18
Fuck Off
He's an explosive kid.
Winter Sports Entertainment
01:03:19
Fuck Off
Let's see what happens.
01:03:20
Matt LaRose
Fuck yeah.
01:03:22
Fuck Off
Nice. All right. Well, they're free. I'll watch them.
01:03:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And it's ah it's great because now it gets dark at 4.30 and the fight starts at 4.00. Yeah.
01:03:30
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's like nighttime. and Then I can go to bed bike. Yeah
01:03:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I'm locked in on ah on wintertime now. I got football Sundays and UFC Saturdays keeping me warm, you know?
01:03:42
Fuck Off
yeah I'm hunting next week So get that out of the way As well before it gets too cold Big fight next week Oh but macha Machayoff there
01:03:51
Matt LaRose
Big fight next week.
01:03:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, but two big fights next week.
01:04:01
Matt LaRose
ah Yeah, Machaev and then Wang Zai Li versus Valentina Shevchenko.
01:04:07
Fuck Off
That's a good fight.
01:04:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. That fight's awesome.
01:04:11
Fuck Off
I still like Valentina, but she's getting older.
01:04:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:17
Fuck Off
That's the thing she's got going against her. she's She's a great fighter. She's getting older.
01:04:23
Matt LaRose
She's a sly Russian wolf, though.
01:04:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, I agree. I could never vote against her.
01:04:28
Matt LaRose
she's a she's the there used to be a game called metal gear solid and there was a character in it called sniper fox and she was looked exactly like valentina shevchenko long blonde hair a white like like military jumpsuit and she was a sniper and she would just walk around with this huge fucking sniper rifle and
01:04:40
Fuck Off
Oh, it's great.
01:04:50
Fuck Off
Yeah, I wish I love Valentina. Like she's the type of girl you want sitting on the throne next to you. And she's like having bitches brought in to make them suck her dick and shit.
01:05:03
Fuck Off
And then she like makes them suck your dick. She's like choking them on your dick for you.
01:05:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:08
Fuck Off
Like, is this what you want, husband?
01:05:10
Matt LaRose
I thought she would be more someone that would kill people for you because she liked it, but I guess you could i guess you could go that way.
01:05:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, but it's kind of all the same.
01:05:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. You're a violent person.
01:05:23
Fuck Off
I guess. have a lot of issues, man.
01:05:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Who doesn't?
01:05:28
Fuck Off
been told this over and over.
01:05:32
Matt LaRose
It's nothing new around here.
01:05:34
Fuck Off
Now, what else?
01:05:36
Matt LaRose
I don't really have anything else to clean.
01:05:37
Fuck Off
I don't really have anything else either. That's perfect. I'm going to learn how to make some mashed potatoes because I don't know how to make them.
01:05:43
Matt LaRose
Oh, you don't know how to make mashed potatoes.
01:05:46
Fuck Off
I'm not Irish.
01:05:47
Matt LaRose
That's true. You have an Irish that lives with you, though.
01:05:51
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, not when she's not here.
01:05:53
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah, you're doomed.
01:05:57
Matt LaRose
Maybe we're all doomed, Richie.
01:05:59
Fuck Off
That's the word, man. But in honor of you and ugly kid Joe.
01:06:03
Matt LaRose
ah Oh, oh.
01:06:08
Matt LaRose
Isn't it, can you take me high enough?
01:06:28
Fuck Off
It's like my theme song.
01:06:50
Matt LaRose
I don't know.
01:06:53
Fuck Off
Fuck you
01:06:57
Matt LaRose
Boo hoo.
01:07:25
Matt LaRose
You are. yeah i can't believe that you don't have a Camaro with T-tops on it because you should just be driving around listening to that shit all the time.
01:07:33
Fuck Off
Oh my God. I'd be, if I had a Camaro with T-tops on, I'd be driving around with that as well as a box of fucking Jergens and Kleenex because I'd be just rolling up on fucking bitches with fentanyl crack
01:07:52
Matt LaRose
Whatever it takes to get the job done.
01:07:53
Fuck Off
and Snapple.