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Fuck Off: know I never see you look so good You never act the way you should But like it
Fuck Off: It's a little talk dirty to me, Matty.
Matt LaRose: man I knew that one.
Fuck Off: I figured we brought up Poison last week and it took me down memory lane a bit and I i felt like the fans are We owed it to the fans to drop some CC DeVille on them, some Brent Michaels on them, some Ricky Rocket.
Matt LaRose: Some Ricky rocket.
Matt LaRose: I got to tell you, that's a, that's a 81 Camaro song for sure.
Fuck Off: There is no doubt about that.
Matt LaRose: I actually, I don't think I've listened to Poison in the Camaro, but ah you know what i do like to listen to on a nice summer night with the T-tops off is take a walk on the wild side, fucking Motley Crue.
Fuck Off: Oh, early crew.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude. Oh, it's terrible.
Matt LaRose: Hair metal is just terrible. Truly.
Fuck Off: It's true. The only thing you're currently lacking is hairspray.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's true.
Fuck Off: Because you have the short face now, like a baby.
Matt LaRose: Maybe a little eyeliner, too. I don't have the eyeliner. Yeah. Yeah. I'm ah one week out. Just over a week. so I'm just starting to get a little bit left and a little bit back here.
Fuck Off: Growing it back in. my
Matt LaRose: Growing back in. Uh-huh.
Fuck Off: um Iggy smiles has decided to pick a fight with an inanimate object um just to start the show off.
Matt LaRose: Excellent.
Fuck Off: So there's that.
Matt LaRose: The thing about him is that he may not win this battle. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Well, I know one person who's definitely not winning this battle. and That's me.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Fuck Off: Maddie, a lot of things happened since the last time we spoke.
Matt LaRose: No doubt. No doubt. where do you want to Where do you want to spin this odyssey, Richie?
Fuck Off: I don't know, but can you see this?
Matt LaRose: I can see you.
Fuck Off: Can you see that?
Matt LaRose: Oh, your knuckle. I can see your big old ham hock there.
Fuck Off: Yeah, see that? That's all swollen.
Matt LaRose: and Yeah, it looks like it's... I wasn't sure if it was swollen or if it just had a fat hand.
Fuck Off: Yeah, well, look at look look at how my thumb twitches still.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you have some you have neurological things that are wrong with you.
Fuck Off: Isn't that fucking weird? Anyway, that my point was I'm showing you this lump on my hand. I had to go ah had to go get blood tested today.
Matt LaRose: Did you?
Matt LaRose: Did you punch someone?
Fuck Off: No, that's what you would think, right? No. Instead, they found all four of my veins, but didn't get any blood drawn out of them.
Matt LaRose: Uh huh.
Fuck Off: And so what I left with was just swollen in my arms and my hands, just swelled up veins from them trying to draw blood from me.
Matt LaRose: ah Is it because you, what do you have titanium veins? You're like Wolverine. It's cause you're indestructible.
Fuck Off: they said they They said my veins were like oil wells, but they they were moving on them.
Matt LaRose: like
Fuck Off: So I think they were getting jiggy with it.
Matt LaRose: Maybe you got too much, uh, too much fucking moisturizer on your hands and your veins are slipping the fucking, they're slipping the poke. If you get what I'm saying.
Fuck Off: I guess it's just like it's in my DNA to always be able to slip.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You you're a slippery boy.
Fuck Off: I've always been a slipper. Yeah.
Fuck Off: Anyway, so that happened. I've been icing my fucking parts all day. It hurts like hell. I'm never giving blood again.
Matt LaRose: No.
Fuck Off: Fuck those people.
Matt LaRose: You were just... You were willingly give giving blood?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: i mean...
Fuck Off: What you...
Matt LaRose: do you think that Do you think that would be helpful to someone?
Fuck Off: and Depends what they're trying to cure.
Matt LaRose: Your blood? Yeah. I don't know.
Fuck Off: It's not my job to analyze it. i just give it so I feel good about it.
Matt LaRose: I just feel like there's...
Fuck Off: Do you want some? I'll give you some of mine.
Matt LaRose: i' say I suppose if I really, really needed it. But you know what, though? i I don't think I would want it because then I'd never have to hear... I would never hear the end of it for the rest of my life.
Fuck Off: I would have to, you would, you would have to call me daddy.
Matt LaRose: That the other...
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you'd it would just be like, remember that time I saved your life by giving you my blood? Like, I would it would never...
Fuck Off: that time I really became your daddy.
Matt LaRose: Remember that time my blood was inside you? Remember remember how my blood how my blood is running through you right now?
Fuck Off: I want that to happen to all of my friends. I want them all to need a transfusion for me.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that would literally, it it would never be, it would be never ending. You would wish for death.
Fuck Off: Well, someone, it would you'd really have to step up. I wish Martin was on because he'd really have to step up and kill himself then at that point.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's true. See, I would like it if you gave Martin blood. I would be all for that. I just don't want your blood.
Fuck Off: Yeah. He won't take it, though, and that's the thing.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So he's going to have to man up to that.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Matt LaRose: He'll have to die. be the river runs red.
Matt LaRose: You know?
Fuck Off: hu
Matt LaRose: What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of the Infinite Abyss podcast.
Fuck Off: Oh shit I forgot we were recording
Matt LaRose: I'm your host, Matty LaRose, across from me, as always, with his trustworthy sidekick, the inevitable Rich Savistano.
Fuck Off: Hello people I'm feeling more Wolfman and Jackie Or Venus Flytrap-ish I guess You never probably saw that show WKRP in Cincinnati
Matt LaRose: Yeah?
Matt LaRose: never even heard of it uh-huh it's it was a show called wkrp cincinnati
Fuck Off: Of course you haven't Why? Because it was a great show
Fuck Off: In Cincinnati Lonnie Anderson was in it You may remember Lonnie Burt Reynolds' girlfriend in real life She was on every teenager's wall back in the day Yeah, but she was before Farrah Fawcett Lonnie Anderson
Matt LaRose: okay like farrah fawcett what was her name lonnie
Matt LaRose: Okay, second person to pop up.
Fuck Off: Who's the first?
Matt LaRose: Lonnie Jackson, some black guy. It's Google, so they you know they're going straight DEI.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: lonie Lonnie Johnson in American Inventor is the first one that came up. And then Lonnie Anderson came up number two. Let me see this gal.
Matt LaRose: Oh, wow, what a very 70s. Wow. Wow.
Fuck Off: Right.
Matt LaRose: wow
Matt LaRose: Look at this. Looks like the chick that you banged in high school.
Fuck Off: Yeah, she tried to be.
Matt LaRose: Lonnie.
Fuck Off: Terrible names.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Terrible names.
Matt LaRose: Rough, rough through the aging years with the, uh, the plastic surgery didn't really do her. Well,
Fuck Off: No. Oh, my God. Ugh.
Matt LaRose: yeah, man.
Fuck Off: looks like a fucking pumpkin melting in the sun.
Matt LaRose: yeah man Oh my god, look at this one. Look at the fucking plastic surgery on that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's the problem. They get older, too, and then the shit just melts off their face. She looks like a candle just dripping.
Matt LaRose: She does. Yeah, it's true. Looks like a dripping candle.
Fuck Off: Back in the day, she was the real Dizzle, my nizzle.
Matt LaRose: She was the babe.
Fuck Off: Yeah, she was the baby. But the show was fucking great. Dr. Johnny Fever. They had a one of my favorite episodes. You can Google it. Dr. Johnny Fever takes... Takes the drug Takes the alcohol test live on the air So he's DJing And the more he drinks the more In tune he is going against everything else He's getting faster And the state troopers pissed off because he's got like a record For how fast he can do something It's a great one Old humor Matty I don't think you'd get
Matt LaRose: It's great. That's great.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. Well, it depends, I suppose.
Fuck Off: Yeah, but it was back in that time where it was all like 70s type of shit. It was the Burt Reynolds, Lonnie era. They owned that era.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: and they They dressed in like these Wrangler jeans that were pressed. you know They used the iron so they'd have the crease right down the middle.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: That's crazy to do that. That's just so crazy to do that.
Fuck Off: Full-on starch with these tight cowboy shirts with heavy pointed points on the end.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it' was a different time, man.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. A filthy mustache to go along with it.
Fuck Off: Big collars, filthy stash, if you could do it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I'm not a good stash guy.
Matt LaRose: Wow. Yeah.
Fuck Off: I can't, unless I go full twirl, it's just, there's nothing else.
Matt LaRose: It's, uh, I just, it's, I mean, I like, the handlebar mustache with the big chops look like a real filthy asshole, but it's a lot of main maintenance to do that shit. And honestly, even though I like always having a beard, I almost would do like the fucking Dagestani thing where they have the beard, but shave the mustache off completely.
Matt LaRose: Cause, uh, once my mustache gets to a point where like it touches the top of your lip and it curls and you're like, I can't fucking stand that. So, you know, yeah.
Fuck Off: First of all, first of all, stop like you're not growing a terrorist stash. yeah
Matt LaRose: I was just using that as ah as an example.
Fuck Off: Well, I'm using that as an example also. You're not doing that.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: You'll get killed, actually, before you leave your driveway by somebody else. I'm i'm just helping you.
Matt LaRose: Wouldn't that be real like 2025 and progressive of me to
Fuck Off: No, no, no.
Matt LaRose: do a Middle East do a Middle Eastern style beard?
Fuck Off: That would be very a la Akbar of you.
Fuck Off: Very Muslim of you.
Matt LaRose: i think I'm going to turn Muslim.
Fuck Off: Good luck with that.
Matt LaRose: I'm going to turn Muslim and go to Dagestan for two to three years and forget.
Fuck Off: You'll be forgotten long before that. You will not make it out of there after two or three days.
Matt LaRose: Do you think I could even make it to Dagestan?
Matt LaRose: It's way up in the fucking mountains, man. It's up there.
Fuck Off: I don't know. I think you'd have to maybe ride, yeah I mean, you'd have to ride a camel there.
Matt LaRose: Well, it's funny. I watched the thing, the UFC Eurasia did a thing where they went to Islam. They basically went to the town that those guys are from and walked around their village because they still all live in the same village.
Fuck Off: Gaya Babyloni.
Matt LaRose: Dude, they it's like, and all they're doing is the money that fucking Islam and Khabib win, they put back into their village and they're building a new gym. And they're building dormitories for their fighters to stay in.
Matt LaRose: And it's like, these guys have won millions of dollars. And they, yeah, they're going to have like top tier facility to train in. But like the dorms that they make these guys stay in are like, like a fucking 10 by 10 room with not even like barely a twin size bed in it.
Matt LaRose: And it's like, this is where you stay, even though you're the fucking, uh, in the UFC and one of the, it doesn't matter. They got a mosque right on fucking site. So you can go pray there if you want.
Matt LaRose: And they get up.
Fuck Off: Eat, pray, sleep.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude, that's literally all they'd stare entire life.
Fuck Off: Dream.
Matt LaRose: There's no luxury. They're showing them drive to their fucking to their village. And the mountain road is covered in rocks that have just fallen off the side of the road. And they're like, yeah, you got to go real slow. Sometimes rocks fall right in front of you.
Matt LaRose: And it's like, yeah, it's crazy.
Fuck Off: Yeah, what's the point in going anywhere? Why you think Hazmut wants the fuck out of it?
Matt LaRose: I'll send that to It's actually a real interesting watch because I know we can talk about it later, but Islam's the fucking man. so you know And he's actually pretty fucking funny.
Fuck Off: Well, let's let's talk about it now.
Matt LaRose: You want to get into it right now?
Fuck Off: I mean, why why would you burn a Sugui?
Matt LaRose: can get into it right now. It's true. We're right there. We usually don't go over it this early, but
Fuck Off: We don't, but here we are. Let's wrap it up.
Matt LaRose: Here we are. the i The UFC but usc took place in Madison Square Garden over the weekend.
Fuck Off: I was there.
Matt LaRose: UFC 3, you were there.
Fuck Off: i was i was not in the garden itself.
Matt LaRose: oh
Fuck Off: I was, in fact, outside of the garden.
Matt LaRose: You were boots on the ground, reporting.
Fuck Off: I wasn't boots on the ground. I was not in.
Matt LaRose: You were reporting.
Fuck Off: They wanted like a thousand bucks for the cheapest seat to get in after. It it was like, i don't know, nine o'clock, I think.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's crazy.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: So did you get did you end up seeing any of the fights? Okay.
Fuck Off: I watched some of them early. i didn't see any of the late ones.
Matt LaRose: okay
Fuck Off: I just read all about them.
Matt LaRose: I can take you through it through because I watched the whole thing.
Fuck Off: Yeah, well, let's take it through it. i'llll I'll stop off where I stopped off.
Matt LaRose: I'm not going to bury the lead, Richie, but the night the repeating word of the night tonight is going to be dominance. That's what we saw take place in New York City over the weekend.
Fuck Off: So did he did he just dominate for the...
Matt LaRose: On Sunday.
Fuck Off: Go ahead, you lead off.
Matt LaRose: Well, I was going to start at the beginning of the night and go to the...
Fuck Off: Oh, all right.
Matt LaRose: I'm just saying, but this is going...
Fuck Off: Kind of a Segway then, I got it.
Matt LaRose: This is going... This is a carrying theme through the night of his dominance.
Fuck Off: Dominance, got it.
Matt LaRose: In the first fight of the night, Matthias Kamilov defeated your boy Valislav Boryshev Savvy Claus.
Fuck Off: I know.
Matt LaRose: I forgot that that's what his nickname was.
Fuck Off: Yeah, i was I was bummed out. I saw that one.
Matt LaRose: Via three-round decision. I actually took notes for some of the fights here.
Fuck Off: Wow, you didn't have a lot going on.
Matt LaRose: It's have Well, you know what? I was fully engaged and locked in. I was very excited for these fights. And I knew that you probably weren't going to be able to watch them. So i took I took a nap and made sure that I paid attention so I could fill you in.
Fuck Off: Wasn't. it
Fuck Off: Smart, smart. I watched football early. We were out in New York. We're tearing it up. Them had this dinner thing and blah, blah, blah.
Matt LaRose: My first note on this is dominance is the name of the night.
Fuck Off: I love it.
Matt LaRose: Word of the night. So that was your first fight. And then in your second fight, I don't remember this one, actually. Baseniger Saskarev defeated Eric McKenzie via three-round, or he knocked him out in the third round.
Matt LaRose: actually don't remember that fight. That was like the one fight the night i don't remember. Anyways, the first dominance of the night is Fatima the Archangel Klein defeating Angela Hill via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I picked that wrong, but she beat the shit out of her.
Matt LaRose: She beat the shit out of her. And in my notes, it says Fatima Klein dominates Angela Hill. DC said with one minute left in the final round, Fatima Klein pitched a shutout tonight.
Matt LaRose: Kept trying to find a way to win all the way to the final bell.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: And I know that's the kind of shit that you love to see.
Fuck Off: They love it. I mean, they fight better than the men in most of their fights. That's why it's great that they're on the cart.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: And as much as I hate Angela Hill, she does always come to fight.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she got dominated in this fight.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: This girl Fatima Klein is now ranked number 12.
Fuck Off: Good.
Matt LaRose: She's quickly climbing up the ladder in the UFC, making a name for herself.
Fuck Off: She should. She's got some skills.
Matt LaRose: I think they should have her fight that girl, Julian Robertson, next. Their red-haired girl from Canada.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a tough fight.
Matt LaRose: That's a good fight. Yeah, and they're pretty close in the ranking. so She's ranked a couple ahead of her, so that's a good that's a good match for her Up next, Pat Sabatini defeated Crepe Marshall via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: Yep.
Matt LaRose: That was another dominance fight of the nights. Pat Sabatini beat the shit out of this guy for three rounds.
Fuck Off: He really did from start to finish.
Matt LaRose: All dominations.
Matt LaRose: all domination
Matt LaRose: And then up next, rounding out the early prelims, this is ah exactly what I expected to happen. Kyle Dukakis defeated Gerald GM3 Mearshart in 50 seconds with a guillotine choke.
Matt LaRose: I thought it was going to be a brutal knockout, but same, same. Either way, GM3, this guy, this is like a ton of them in a row where he's just getting dominated.
Fuck Off: Yeah, i I thought he was going to get knocked out too, but you're right. Same, same.
Matt LaRose: crazy uh opening up the uh prelims he has to be done he has i can look it up right now no he just looks kind of retarded uh he got some subbed in round one in this fight he got knocked out in round one of his last fight he lost a three round decision before that so that's oh and three um
Fuck Off: He's got to be done. i mean, he's lost like three of his last four, I think. He's not that impressive anyway. No one really wants to see him.
Matt LaRose: his last win, which is actually stunning. He subbed Rainier DeRitter in November, 2024. That was his last win.
Fuck Off: That's so stupid and irritating.
Matt LaRose: Four and four. He's literally five and five. He's literally been a 500 fighter since 2021.
Matt LaRose: That's unbelievable. So anyways, yeah. GM three. That should be a loser leaves town match.
Fuck Off: Should be.
Matt LaRose: Up next, domination, Richie, is the name of the game tonight.
Fuck Off: Domination Station.
Matt LaRose: On two days' notice, Ethan Ewing takes out Malcolm Wellmaker. Blue-collar Wellmaker be a three-round decision. Dominates him.
Matt LaRose: Dominates him standing up. Dominates him on the ground. Great fight, but this kid, Patrick Ewing, yes! in Madison square garden.
Fuck Off: I think I actually saw that fight.
Matt LaRose: This kid was good, man. He just came in. He just won the a one combat championship, which is eye of favors promotion last Saturday.
Matt LaRose: And then on Thursday, they were like, Hey, do you want to make your UFC debut this Saturday at Madison square garden against
Fuck Off: It's just awesome I mean you got nothing to lose So why not Like I just won this I get called up It's a week Even if I lose they'll have me back Because they know my name I get to go make a title defense Whatever And then he shows up and he wins How awesome is that for that kid
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Kid said he'd never been to New York City before. First time going to New York City, by the way, you're fighting at Madison Square Garden.
Fuck Off: Nerves of Steel
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Kid's got a fucking... Big, gigantic Huevo Rancheros on that one.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I like it He must have Total Domination Station
Matt LaRose: And you know you know Uncle Dana hooked them up. You know? So, up next, Richie. Domination is the name of the game.
Matt LaRose: Aaron Blanchfield submits Tracy Cortez via second round. I don't remember what it was, actually. Rear naked choke.
Fuck Off: It was a rear naked choke, I think. Yeah, not surprising, honestly.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: dominated her all the way up, beat the shit out of her for a round and a half, and then strangled her.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's kind of hot.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I wish it was an oil.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Maybe next time. Your girl Tracy Cortez, that was a big lump for her.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I mean, come on. She's not very good.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. She's just nice to look at
Fuck Off: Yeah, I mean, sometimes, depending on the situation.
Matt LaRose: You know.
Fuck Off: Like Bukkake. Bukkake.
Matt LaRose: Like Pukaki. ah Domination, the name of the game. Gregory Rodriguez defeats Roman Kripalov via three-round decision.
Fuck Off: Yeah. not ah You know, they were...
Fuck Off: It was a good match going into it. It was a...
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Whatever.
Matt LaRose: In rounding out the prelims, stunningly, Bo Nickel head kick knocks out Hidalfo Vieira in the third round.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Stunningly, not stunningly, but... Adolfo Vieira just shouldn't be in MMA. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: nobody had that on their, uh, on their bingo card that Bo Nickel was going to head kick. The wrestler was going to head kick the jujitsu guy, though. We did predict that when two highly skilled grapplers go against each other, they end up staying up fighting.
Fuck Off: We did say it would end on the feet.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. So
Fuck Off: Yeah, no surprise. I think we picked
Matt LaRose: Bo Nickel said, ah great killed it on the mic afterwards said, uh, I'm on yeah ESPN, so I can't say what I want to say, but frick you mother frickers that were booing me.
Matt LaRose: Kid's a knucklehead, man. He's a goober.
Fuck Off: Yeah. um I still don't really like him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I want the United States to have NCAA wrestlers represented in the UFC, but ah they got to get someone who's not a fucking total goober, man.
Matt LaRose: And the thing is, Gable Stevenson could be that guy, but he's also a fucking goober.
Fuck Off: Well, yeah, that sounds... He doesn't need to be that guy, though, if he's not talking and just knocking people out, so...
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you can just dominate and not be a goober.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it'll be like Goldberg and he doesn't need to say much and that'll be great.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, but but he was a football guy and a WWE professional wrestler.
Fuck Off: They can market around that.
Matt LaRose: So that's not going to happen.
Fuck Off: go
Matt LaRose: ah Everybody around him.
Fuck Off: Goldberg?
Matt LaRose: No fucking um Gable Stevenson.
Fuck Off: He played football?
Matt LaRose: Gable Stevenson.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he played for the fucking Buffalo Bills.
Fuck Off: I didn't know that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude, this...
Fuck Off: Thought he just wrestled.
Matt LaRose: He's like a super athlete. He's a super athlete.
Fuck Off: Sweet.
Matt LaRose: ah I'll give it a Googs for you right now.
Fuck Off: He's a big human.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's... but Dude, when he won that fight fucking... ah A couple weeks ago, and he and he jumped...
Fuck Off: Yeah, I saw it in like 12 seconds and then yeah, he's ridiculous.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and then he jumped over the top rope. Like, from a standing fucking... Gable Stevenson is an Olympic gold wrestler gold medalist wrestler who signed with NFL's Buffalo Bills as an undrafted free agent in May 2024 to play defensive tackle.
Matt LaRose: He was released in August before the regular season began. His NFL career was short-lived because he was doing the support new to the sport but had not ruled out attempting to play again in the future.
Fuck Off: Oh, got it.
Matt LaRose: Hey man, you sign a contract. You sign a contract.
Fuck Off: Yeah, so. Yeah, he was with the team.
Matt LaRose: You know? um so up next Richie what's really exciting is after so the bow nickel fight was the last fight on the prelims
Fuck Off: Right, that was the main event on the prelim, I recall. Hmm.
Matt LaRose: so the first fight going into the main card however between the bow nickel fight and the first fight of the main card there was an unscheduled match that happened I didn't I don't
Fuck Off: Oh, right. I read about this. missed all of this. i didn't see any of it.
Matt LaRose: Dude, it was happening while they were like introducing, like, you know how like they do, which we're going to talk about the pre-roll because I have a note about it.
Matt LaRose: ah But you know how when the pay-per-view starts, they do like a pre-roll where they give you the story and we're in New York and blah, blah, blah.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: That was hosted by Max Kellerman, which I thought was crazy because isn't he a boxing guy?
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm.
Fuck Off: Yes.
Matt LaRose: And didn't he shit all over the UFC for a long time?
Fuck Off: But he was an ESPN guy.
Matt LaRose: Oh, maybe that's what it was.
Fuck Off: So he he's one of their people.
Matt LaRose: That makes sense. It was a really cool opening thing because they gave paid respect to boxing and shit like that.
Fuck Off: Really? No, that's cool.
Matt LaRose: madison square garden and it was fucking it was cool you would have liked it i'll see if i can maybe it's on youtube or something uh but i had that in my note because i was like wait isn't that a boxing guy uh and i was like richie would fucking know but anyways they come in off of that you know how they always have dc and anik and rogan like standing up next to the uh cage talking about like introducing the fights and you know hyping up
Fuck Off: And that's the clip. I saw a clip of someone was talking, but everyone else was just looking behind them while it was happening. Right.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Anakin Rogan were talking and DC was looking at the other side of the...
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: So you could see like the back of DC's head and they were like... They're like, yeah, everybody's hyped for the fights. There's something going on in the crowd right now. And they were like... and they kept they like You could tell the people in the ears were in the earpiece were like like, stop talking about what's going on over there. So then they start carrying on with like talking about the fights and DC keeps like looking over and looking back.
Matt LaRose: And what ended up happening was... Fucking... your boy Dylan Dennis apparently had all day long been texting or messaging.
Matt LaRose: Like, I don't know if he's like DMing people on Instagram or shit, but like George Masvidal, um, he was doing it to a bunch of guys.
Fuck Off: He's a fucking douchebag.
Matt LaRose: And then he was also doing it to Islam and Umar and Amagomedov and all those guys calling them like, like sending them pictures, like AI pictures of, uh, Islam and Ali, their manager, kissing each other and like calling them gay and like making fun of, um, like his, their Muslim shit and shit like that. And then I guess before all the guys got there, like he, Dylan Dennis had a ticket to be there, but he kept going around to everybody else's seats and like taking their seats and shit like that.
Matt LaRose: And then, uh, So i guess like I guess he was talking shit to a bunch of people. like George Masvidal was like, I guess he like told like security, yo, if I see this guy, I'm going to beat his fucking ass.
Fuck Off: What was George Masvidal doing there? Is he coaching someone?
Matt LaRose: No, he was just there to like, you know how they always have like the fighters in the crowd and shit like that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, George Masvidal ruled.
Matt LaRose: So they, yeah, they, so Masvidal saying on a thing that I heard today talking about how the UFC has him go to their events all the time because people love them. But whenever he's there, they have two security guards on him at all times.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: He said, I have over glorified babysitters whenever I go anywhere with the UFC. And when he got there, a bunch of other guys ran up to him and they were like, what the fuck did you do? And he's like, I didn't do anything. And they got the guys that are as like bodyguards were like, no, he's not involved.
Matt LaRose: It really wasn't, didn't have anything to do with him. What ended up happening was the fucking Muslim brotherhood, Umar and all those guys got there before Masvidal did. And Dylan Dennis was in the crowd and they fucking jumped them and beat the fuck out of them.
Matt LaRose: All like, Oh, while they're trying to intro the fights and everything like that. Like huge, it's very similar to what happened after.
Fuck Off: what What is Dennis' point? like what's his What is he trying to get out of this?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He's just a fucking douchebag, dude. I'll tell you, I so actually took two screenshots to about this. Cause they're pretty funny.
Fuck Off: Did they really beat the piss out of him good?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude, he was, they, he had them. At one point he was on the ground and I don't remember one ah one of the fucking Dagestani dudes was behind him and punched him like four fucking times, dude.
Fuck Off: Awesome.
Matt LaRose: Just fucking.
Fuck Off: I love it
Matt LaRose: And then I guess when he was on the ground, he was getting stomped and shit like that. Like they beat the, you know, there's like guys trying to pull them off. So while they're pulling this guy off, the other guy is trying to fucking kick him and shit like that.
Fuck Off: How great is that? Two things.
Matt LaRose: ah yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: That's really cool, number one. But can you imagine if just everyone did that, if you believed in Jesus and someone said something about Jesus?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I don't think it's normal behavior, is it? Someone opens your religion, you just become violent and go to war?
Matt LaRose: so i
Matt LaRose: yeah Dana says that Dylan Dennis will never be at a UFC event again.
Fuck Off: i heard. He shouldn't be. He's a tool.
Matt LaRose: Dylan Dennis put $80,000 on Jack Della Madalena to win. He got beat up again. got banned from the UFC for life and lost $80,000 all one night. laughter all in one night
Fuck Off: Good for him. It's the best thing that I've heard in a while. Kid's a douchebag.
Matt LaRose: He is a fucking total douchebag. And then there was one other thing i wanted to, uh, this fucking guy, o I got a little bit of music happening here. He posted, uh, on the, like the day before the fights, he posted, uh, this is my city. I run it. I'll be at UFC three 22, the real one 70 pound champion of the building.
Matt LaRose: sitting in the front row watching the fake Toys R Us belt get tossed around like it means something. Every one of them knows who the real champion is. No security, no fear. Send whoever you want, just nobody you want back.
Matt LaRose: I'm the one they all talk about, the one they all avoid, the one who already proved it. I'm the real king, pound for pound, best fighter alive.
Fuck Off: Wait, am I supposed to guess who this is? Because I think I know who it is.
Matt LaRose: No, I was saying that, well, you can tell me.
Fuck Off: oh
Matt LaRose: Go ahead, who who do you think it was?
Fuck Off: who is it?
Fuck Off: I think it's that idiot who won the title but then lost the title and still thinks he can.
Matt LaRose: oh no that was dylan dennis he posted he posted that the night before so he posted that the night before and then like showed up the next day and got his ass kicked and lost eighty thousand dollars and got banned from the usc for life so that didn't really that that tweet didn't age well
Fuck Off: Oh, that was Dylan Dennis.
Fuck Off: Oh, he sounds like that other idiot.
Fuck Off: That's great.
Fuck Off: ah I know.
Matt LaRose: um so it was great honestly one of my favorite UFC moments of all time is when Khabib Eagle jumped out of the octagon after winning the championship just to fucking smash that kid's face.
Matt LaRose: And the kid never learned clearly.
Fuck Off: That was great.
Matt LaRose: He clearly never learned because he's a fucking asshole. And that's what, uh,
Fuck Off: but I mean, ah i mean i yes, I agree with you 100%. I'm glad it happened.
Matt LaRose: yeah. So that was the free fight of the night.
Fuck Off: Still got a bit of a muzzy issue, but that's neither here nor there.
Matt LaRose: Well, when honestly when does america not have a muzzy issue especially new york i would think new york has more muzzy issues than anybody repeatedly over and over again yeah did you see a lot of muslims there really that's weird that's cool
Fuck Off: I was i in New York this weekend.
Fuck Off: Saw a lot of bums, that's for sure.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I did see a bunch of the UFC. Like I said, i was I was right there. So we did see people both going and coming afterwards and talking about it. Even the next morning, I hit a bagel joint and they were like, oh, yes, I mean, le i was learn this and, um you know, John Jones, he ducked Aspinall. So they finally took the thing and I turn around. I'm looking at this idiot trying to talk to his dad about it.
Matt LaRose: Some uneducated idiot.
Fuck Off: He was not a Muslim, but he should have been.
Matt LaRose: ah Opening up the main card, Benoit Saint-Denis knocked out Benil Dariush in 16 seconds.
Fuck Off: Good.
Matt LaRose: Domination, the name of the night. Punched him right...
Fuck Off: Nomination Station.
Matt LaRose: Punched him right behind the ear.
Fuck Off: Probably a fluke shot, maybe. Or just a perfect shot.
Matt LaRose: It was suck just a fucking...
Fuck Off: I mean, it's just a perfect shot, but...
Matt LaRose: It was a clean-ass shot, man. And Benil just... Benil did not look like himself, and he certainly did not... He was just...
Fuck Off: Yeah, see, that's what I'm getting at. Benil's coming back to say, hey, bad night at the office, just caught me weird, wasn't right, duh, duh, duh.
Matt LaRose: Yep.
Fuck Off: So we got to put up with him again.
Matt LaRose: Yep. He's going to have to be in a loser-leaves-town match next. This is what I can't wait to talk to you about, Richie. Carlos Protest knocked out Leon Rocky Edwards in the second round.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Domination is the word of the night.
Fuck Off: Domination station. And I ended up picking Leon because I thought he was going to dance around. But when it happened, I wasn't. That's how we we said it would happen. I said, I thought Prados would knock him out right away or Leon could dance away.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: But no surprise.
Matt LaRose: I don't know if you saw the overhead slow motion. of of the punch, but it is right up your head.
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: This dude protests, has full shoulder rotation, full arm, full straight fucking line punch, shoulder, elbow.
Fuck Off: He's a beast.
Matt LaRose: His kid is fucking awesome. Dude, it's...
Fuck Off: So the nerds are back. I'm glad that they got some momentum.
Matt LaRose: This kid took Leon Edwards off of his feet. He actually flew backwards from getting hit so hard.
Fuck Off: It's awesome.
Matt LaRose: It was like out of ah like a movie or a video game.
Fuck Off: Yeah, he's he's going to be.
Matt LaRose: And then he
Fuck Off: Who's next for him?
Matt LaRose: I mean, that's three knockouts in a row.
Fuck Off: Yeah, who's who's next?
Matt LaRose: I don't know, man.
Fuck Off: What's he ranked?
Matt LaRose: I can pull up the rankings. I'm not sure. um Actually, it's going to be interesting to talk about. Why don't we why don't we save that? Because there's still there's still two more welterweight fights to talk about.
Fuck Off: Let's save it. Let's just save it and we'll we'll we'll make sense of it when it's all done.
Matt LaRose: But what was crazy is, I'll so ill i'll sign find the video and send it to you. When Leon got hit, It was almost like he knew that he got caught, that he got caught. And he was like, like you know how sometimes you get punched and you're like, ha ha ha, you got me.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Like he was laughing the entire time that he was flying backwards and hits the ground. And he almost hit the mat and looked up at protest. Like, ha ha, you got me.
Matt LaRose: And protest comes right down the fucking middle with this fucking follow-up punch dude. And you can see it just literally Leon's face goes from laughing
Fuck Off: spit his eyes like the cash register
Matt LaRose: and Spun his eyes right in the back of his head, like hard reset, dead body stiff as a boy. It's fucking crazy.
Fuck Off: that's what I love about Pratas he's most definitely a finisher he's the he's the modern day H-bomb
Matt LaRose: dude
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he's a, he's an actual killer.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude. He is fucking awesome. So then up next at welterweight, Michael Morales knocks the fuck out of Sean Brady in the first round.
Matt LaRose: Domination is the word of the night.
Fuck Off: That was shocking to me. Shocking. Shocking, especially because of what Sean Brady's been able to do. So now you're like, okay, that's the next logical fight between Protas and this guy.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I think so. I think that's who you match.
Fuck Off: And that's a great fight.
Matt LaRose: That's an awesome fight. Yeah.
Fuck Off: And I guess, who knows at this point, this is like, and they're in their prime. It's like Hagler Hearns and Leonard.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, dude.
Fuck Off: It's it's all the welterweights. And they were all welterweights too. um they They went up through, yeah, they went up into middleweight in junior, you know, junior middleweight, middleweight.
Matt LaRose: Where they?
Fuck Off: But they also, Sugar Ray, Duran, her they were all welterweights. So, um
Matt LaRose: Welterweight is fucking stacked right now.
Fuck Off: yeah, well, it's good because a lot of these guys, as you get older too, they're going to go up a weight class and that's what's going to continue to bring it up and keep keep this middle area of the fights really awesome.
Matt LaRose: Awesome fights.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. um Before we cap off the welterweights in the co-main event of the evening, Richie, domination is the name of the game.
Fuck Off: Domination Station.
Matt LaRose: that The bullet, Valentina Shevchenko, absolutely dominates Wiley Zhang to retain the Women's Flyweight Championship.
Fuck Off: I'm not surprised, motherfucker.
Matt LaRose: She had, Wiley Zhang had nothing for her.
Fuck Off: What'd I tell you, Maddie?
Matt LaRose: It's crazy, man.
Fuck Off: What'd I tell you?
Matt LaRose: Bullet fucking rules.
Fuck Off: She's just another level. She's an artist.
Matt LaRose: That's what she said. She said, I don't train for fighting. She said, I'm a martial artist. It's not my job. It's my lifestyle. This is what I do.
Fuck Off: And it is, it's her lifestyle, but it's her, she's, she's the, she's, she's the warrior who gardens, you know, like she's got all the tools to do anything and that's just her life.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And it just naturally transitions over. She's a fighter where she can attack and do things.
Matt LaRose: She's the warrior who gardens. That is fucking beautiful, Richie.
Fuck Off: Yeah. Thank you. I think I invented that.
Matt LaRose: That was unbelievable.
Matt LaRose: Well, I mean, its should I just mean it's a beautiful comparison. You're absolutely correct.
Fuck Off: Oh, it is. Yeah, definitely.
Matt LaRose: I wanted to show you this picture. Look at how fucking buried her foot is in Wiley Zhang's fucking
Fuck Off: Right in her little wonton soup, huh?
Matt LaRose: right in her fucking guts, man. that's a fa She just beat the shit out of this poor girl. And I love Wiley's egg.
Fuck Off: I know you do.
Matt LaRose: She be he beat the shit out of this poor girl, man.
Fuck Off: She's great. It's not like Wiley Zhang's terrible.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Think about that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Who's going to beat Wiley Zhang?
Matt LaRose: but
Fuck Off: Honestly.
Matt LaRose: Mackenzie Dern?
Fuck Off: No fucking way.
Matt LaRose: yes Yeah.
Fuck Off: Some say who's going to beat Wiley Zhang? Still nobody. And then what?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: When you do, guess who you get?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Bullet. You're going to beat her?
Matt LaRose: You could do a
Fuck Off: No fucking way.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Bullet fucking rules, man.
Fuck Off: She's dominant.
Matt LaRose: She's an actual Terminator.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I believe she'll be the greatest female fighter of all time.
Matt LaRose: Interesting. this is where This is where a lot of this is going now is where does she rank? She's lost to Amanda Nunes twice. are Arguably once.
Fuck Off: Listen, do you know how much smaller she is than Amanda Nunez? That's what you have to put into perspective. She's half her size.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: They're not close in size. She went up in weight to try to fight her.
Matt LaRose: So that's what the big the big discussion now is.
Fuck Off: ah woman.
Matt LaRose: in They're throwing around Bullet versus Nunez or Bullet versus Kayla Harrison.
Fuck Off: Yeah, those girls are really big for her. I mean... She'll make it a good fight because she's a fighter. Actually, she might have a chance of even beating Kayla Harrison.
Matt LaRose: I think she could beat Kayla Harrison. I mean, she arguably beat Nunez in the first, or was it the first fight or the second fight that was super close?
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's what should happen is after Nunez Harrison, Kayla should fight the winner.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: up Bullet should fight the winner of that.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that would be fucking awesome.
Fuck Off: But she should fight them both.
Matt LaRose: They should...
Fuck Off: She fights the winner, gets the title. I'm guessing. ah I think Kayla Harrison beats Nunez.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and I think if...
Fuck Off: And then I think Bullet ends up fighting Kayla Harrison and she'll knock her out.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: yeah At the White House.
Fuck Off: Yeah, probably. Russia versus America. Oh my God.
Matt LaRose: Oh, be like Rocky IV.
Fuck Off: That would be unbelievable.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Because i think I think they're going to do Harrison and Nunes soon.
Fuck Off: Yeah. So if that happens, that's perfect.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's Russia versus the U S and Russia wins that one.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But then Amanda Nunez says, yeah, I'm back. I want my title. That was a tune-up fight. And then Bullet beats the piss out of Nunez again.
Matt LaRose: yeah The thing with Nunes is these other girls have been training and they've been fighting and she hasn't.
Fuck Off: Well, they they all make decisions.
Matt LaRose: You know, so maybe.
Fuck Off: Maybe the rest is good, too.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It is for a lot of people.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But Nunez was a very talented and skilled fighter. who was bigger and stronger than everybody else too.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And aggressive.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: Though she had a giant size difference over bullet and most people, and most people that she didn't have ah the size advantage over, she was just more technically sound, more aggressive and a better fighter.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, the girls that they did have fight her at heavier weights, like...
Fuck Off: They were just sloppy. They weren't like her.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they were good because they were big girls that had beat up other girls, but they didn't have the technique and shit like that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and and that's what I feel about her. To me, she doesn't have the technique, ah clearly, that Bullet has, and that's why Bullet, in my opinion, beat her.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But Kayla Harrison doesn't either.
Matt LaRose: Bullets fucking awesome.
Fuck Off: Bullet's technique is going to get her by almost nearly everything except massive size.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: And maybe you win one or two out of ten of those, but...
Matt LaRose: yeah she uh i was shocked a lot of people say oh this fight was so boring this they said that this fight and the main event were boring and i didn't think either fight was boring but uh yeah but i was legitimately shocked that wiley zang had nothing
Fuck Off: People are stupid.
Fuck Off: Not me. Wiley Zhang is like, um to me, this fight was a,
Fuck Off: it was Joe Frazier Ali. And it was, it was the fact that Wiley is always going to come forward and stalk, and you can't do that to someone who's dynamic with angles.
Matt LaRose: You should have seen the knees that fucking she was hitting Wiley Zhang with.
Fuck Off: Yeah, because Zhang probably just kept coming forward, right?
Matt LaRose: She come right in the fucking middle and fucking the bullet would blast a knee up the middle so fast. You never even saw it coming and she would just fold Wiley Zhang. There was one time where she dropped Wiley Zhang was like, she had her back up against the fence and Wiley Zhang like rushed in to clinch with her against the fence and bullet fucking need her so hard. It dropped her.
Matt LaRose: And they didn't even, the commentators didn't even see it at first. They thought she got clipped, like, with a punch. And then when you, like, I saw it was the knee. And then when they showed the replay, you could see how she just fucking buried her knee and her in her midsection, just crushed her. it was awesome.
Fuck Off: yeah Yeah, and she's so technically sound And again, she this is her life She's grown up doing this Which is why i think it's going to be a lot Size difference I mean, you can see size going in It's going to be one of those things with her and Harrison If it comes to that
Matt LaRose: She's violent.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, it's unbelievable.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. It was funny. Rogan and DC were saying when the fight was happening, especially they were saying, especially with the women, you can see this is why we have weight classes.
Fuck Off: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: Because Bullet was just so much bigger than her and it was made such a big difference, her size difference, you know?
Fuck Off: It's so such a huge difference.
Fuck Off: And see what happens when Bullet is like the bully?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: People forget. They think that Bullet just will fight. Oh, she's fighting long fights and she's not finishing as many people. She's up in weight. She's fighting bigger people and she's winning.
Matt LaRose: yeah yeah
Fuck Off: And then when she's got someone that she's supposed to beat, She does. and But that's someone, again, it's not like this this is an ex-champion who can probably clean out the entire division herself.
Matt LaRose: yeah she's also is an ex-champion that didn't lose her championship in a, she hasn't lost.
Matt LaRose: I mean, she's lost, but she stepped away to move up in class and up and weight class.
Fuck Off: No, she just stepped away.
Matt LaRose: You know, it's, she's like I consider her the current active champion. I know that it's Mackenzie Dern, but this is a girl who never lost her, her, her belt.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I think if she were smart, she'd go back down. She can't compete at this level ah for for the title unless Bullet decides to quit at some point.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. She should say.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And she's getting old. It's not like...
Matt LaRose: yeah I think she'll keep going because she's a Russian assassin.
Fuck Off: Yeah, she's like Andrei Arlovsky, I think. She'll fight for like... She'll have 87 fights.
Matt LaRose: And the thing is, too, she didn't take damage in this fight. you know and she yeah She got clipped a couple times and you get punched and kicked. hands but like She's healthy as fuck. you know It's not like some of these like some of these other people that got their fucking asses kicked.
Matt LaRose: They got to heal forever and get... like you know get to give their head a rest and shit like that. She can go right back into training, right back into fighting. Not that she ever doesn't go right into training, but the, yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah, she's just That's what she does in between shooting guns and paragliding Out of jet planes and
Matt LaRose: The thing is between her and we can move on to the main event now because I'm going to make the same point about both of these fighters. Her and Islam go five full rounds, striking, wrestling, get up, get down, grueling, grinding five round matches, and both of them.
Matt LaRose: at the end of the fifth round, look just as fresh as they did in the first round, not exhausted, not beat the fuck up, not, you know, spitting blood out and shit like that. Like just, they look like they could do it. They finished the first five rounds.
Matt LaRose: They both look like they could do another 10.
Fuck Off: Amazing.
Matt LaRose: You know, it's, it's fucking crazy. And the, in the main event of the evening domination
Fuck Off: Different times.
Fuck Off: That's probably the biggest thing that you can have is a as an asset is just going to be the endurance, the ability to just continue to keep going.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Like people who are, who are aspiring fighters or up and coming fighters. Like this is the future of the sport. This is, this is gonna where their cardio is now is going to be, have to be where your cardio is at, at a minimum.
Fuck Off: Right.
Matt LaRose: You know what I mean? It's like Islam dominated Jack Della Madalena, dude, took them down at will, like with ease and just fucking smash this kid.
Fuck Off: I called How many rounds did this go?
Matt LaRose: And but when the fight when the fight first started, Islam opens up the fight with three nasty leg kicks.
Matt LaRose: It went all the way to a decision. The only thing, yeah.
Fuck Off: That's what shocked me. I thought Izzam was going to just destroy him.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, he he had good enough jujitsu to defend himself from getting stopped, basically.
Fuck Off: Which he did, but...
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: You know, but Islam also like, you know, it wasn't it wasn't like he was trying to submit him all the time. He was content to take him down and smash him and grind him and punch the fuck out of him.
Matt LaRose: And he would be able to use his jujitsu to get out of a bad position. And then Islam would wrestle him and then he would fucking smash him and smash him. And you know what I mean? It's he never gave up his neck.
Matt LaRose: you know It wasn't like when you see someone trying to defend and they give up their neck and then all of a sudden they get strangled. like He was surviving. But dude, between the fourth and the fifth round, when they show them like like the corner leaves and they're facing each other and the ref's about to...
Fuck Off: It's
Matt LaRose: Dude, Jack Della Madalena looked like he was going to start crying. like it's like He just got his fucking ass... This is, again, people say, oh, it's a boring fight. Islam is so boring.
Matt LaRose: It was not a boring fight.
Fuck Off: not boring when when you suck the life out of somebody who thinks they're the best in the world.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: like
Matt LaRose: And it's like every one of these rounds and the same thing with bullet and way Lee, like if the round didn't end and the ref didn't say stop, like these every round, either way Lee or Jack was going to die.
Fuck Off: That's
Matt LaRose: You know what I mean? Like they, like the only reason that they didn't, that like, if these were fights that didn't have a time limit, neither of these fights would have gone past 10 minutes.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: You know what I mean? It's just it's just both of these were – there were so many dominant fights, and it was capped off with two of the most dominant fights you'll ever see, you know where both champions had all of their skills on display and performed perfectly.
Fuck Off: So what's next for everybody?
Matt LaRose: Well, that's that leads into your question of the welterweight rankings.
Fuck Off: I did have a question around that.
Matt LaRose: So the UFC welterweight rankings are as follows. Oh, also, by the way, Islam is now the number one pound-for-pound fighter.
Matt LaRose: So you have your champion, Islam Makachev. ah Ranked number one is Jack Della Maddalena. Number two, Bilal Muhammad. Number three, Michael Morales. Number four, Shavkat Rachmanov.
Matt LaRose: Number five, Carlos Protas. Number six, Ian Machado-Garri. Number seven, Sean Brady. Number eight, Kamaru Usman. Nine, Leon Edwards. Ten, Joaquin Buckley.
Fuck Off: Okay, so you can basically chop off the last six because they're gone.
Matt LaRose: Yep. Well.
Fuck Off: and And two flies out of there. I mean, the only fight, that the real fights to make are still Pratus.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Not even not even our our boy the pirate at this point.
Matt LaRose: Proud.
Fuck Off: It's Pratus.
Fuck Off: Pirates in the second tier.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Shavkat. He's in the second tier of that. But the the big the biggest fight, it should be it should be, I don't even think it should be Bilal Muhammad. I think Prada should get a shot at the title next.
Matt LaRose: Well, by the way, Bilal Muhammad is fighting Ian Machado Gary this weekend.
Fuck Off: And that's what I was going to say. So who um Ian Machado Gary is another guy who, if he wins that, is right up there. And then you have Prada, Machado Gary,
Fuck Off: Those are two good title defenses for him, Machaev.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. And Machado Gary beat... Beat Protest.
Matt LaRose: You'll remember. Two fights ago. For both of them.
Fuck Off: Right. But he'll he'll he'll end up having to fight him, and then Prados will still get a shot.
Matt LaRose: Beat him. Decision. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Honestly, i think... I think the fight to make is you make no matter what, because I don't think you give Prada as a title shot right now. i get why you do, but I think he needs one more. I think you put Prada versus Morales and the fit in the winter of that gets their next fight is a title shot.
Fuck Off: Well, i though first of all, any of those fights are great fights, but you have to think and stop stop and think about what is Islam?
Fuck Off: What's his next defense look like so that he gets money out of it and people are going to want to be hyped up for it?
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and you put him against a super exciting fighter.
Fuck Off: Once you figure out who that is, Yeah. And, and yeah, I think there are Pradas and Morales is a great fight as is Machado Gary again with, um, below Muhammad.
Fuck Off: right.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So there's four. So we'll get two out of that. And then who are the other ones?
Matt LaRose: Shavka, which I think he's injured, so he doesn't have anything going on. And then really, that's all you have because the other people you have are Jack Della Maddalena. And then Sean Brady, who they both lost.
Matt LaRose: And then Kamaru Usman, which there's a...
Fuck Off: yeah so fuck Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So you get rid of them. So you're really still looking at, you almost have to save Pradas and Morales and Machado, Gary, slash Muhammad, whoever wins that one.
Fuck Off: But Pradas and Morales, you almost have to save for for Islam.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I think a lot of people are saying that they're going to go Kamaru Usman next.
Fuck Off: That's bullshit. He hasn't beaten anybody.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, and I also don't care about Usman. But I think also I can see that I can see...
Fuck Off: He hasn't knocked out three people.
Matt LaRose: i i know Islam doesn't give a fuck. He just wants to fight. But I think for a legacy, for him to say he beat a once-dominant welterweight champion and Kamaru Usman is like another...
Matt LaRose: like You know, and...
Fuck Off: I think Usman's behind Pradus. I don't think he should leapfrog Pradus.
Matt LaRose: yeah I would be with you on that, but I also think that seniority and former champion rules, and they would probably give it to him over protest, which sucks.
Fuck Off: Yeah, we'll see. Those are three guys right there that can fight.
Matt LaRose: but
Matt LaRose: And also, Ilya Tepori is talking a whole bunch of shit, saying he wants to move up to welterweight now to fight Islam, or he wants Islam to go back down 55 and fight him. and fight him
Fuck Off: I'd love that fight.
Matt LaRose: i It's insane to me the delusion that people think that Ilya Teporia is going to smoke Islam.
Fuck Off: I don't know. He's got incredible boxing. And what I will actually need to see is their physical appearance next to each other. I don't know what they look like next to each other.
Matt LaRose: I'm pretty sure Islam is huge.
Fuck Off: Yeah. If he's that much huger, it's going to be a problem, but I'm interested to see, is there a better boxer that has ever been in the UFC than Ilya Teporia at this point?
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I don't know.
Matt LaRose: James James Tony.
Fuck Off: Fair enough.
Matt LaRose: I fucking got you.
Fuck Off: He did.
Fuck Off: Just an MMA fighter. no No one's got better hands than him. We've seen guys with great hands.
Matt LaRose: Nate Diaz.
Fuck Off: We've seen BJ Penn with great hands. We've seen some guys. Nobody has it all together. Like Ian Machado, Gary's got good hands.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But there is nobody who's got better boxing, pure skills,
Fuck Off: than Ilya Teporia.
Matt LaRose: What about Conor McGregor? He was a boxer who boxed.
Fuck Off: Oh yeah, for sure He's a box cutter He was great at the time He had magic dust on him But Yeah I'm sure he is With the Lord
Matt LaRose: He's prepared to fight. it He's preparing now to fight at the UFC White House card. i saw and I saw an interview with John Cavanaugh. says he's back in the gym every day and they are training with the intent that they are fighting on the White House card with the Lord on his side.
Fuck Off: With the Lord So what's next for Bullet?
Matt LaRose: i think I honestly think that you give her ah yeah give her give her the Kayla Harrison
Fuck Off: We pretty much talked about it.
Fuck Off: So who's going to who's going to beat up Mackenzie Dern?
Matt LaRose: ju
Matt LaRose: Weili Zhang.
Fuck Off: Yeah, going back down to take the belt. and I agree.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. t Yeah. I mean, really, it's when the Mackenzie Dern fight and the other girl with the lazy eye that if if Wiley Zhang was still the champion, that would have been a number one contenders match anyways.
Fuck Off: right.
Matt LaRose: And the winner of that fight would have fought her anyways. So have her fighter, you know, or have Wiley fight the girl with the lazy eye and the winner of that fight can fight Mackenzie Dern.
Matt LaRose: But why do that?
Fuck Off: No, because Dern needs a defense anyway, but that would be a good fight. Unless they could get like a, I don't know, who they pushing?
Fuck Off: Rose Nama-Yunez or something.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she's going to make a big comeback. ah Let me see. Women's strawweight. Tatiana Suarez. Wang Zai Li. Verena Jardenova. Yan Zhou Yan. That's the Chinese girl.
Matt LaRose: Amanda Lamos. Lupe Godinez. Tabitha Ricci.
Fuck Off: Lupe rules.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: um Yeah, none of those fighters are going to be able to do it. So, I mean, Wylene can go down and own that division for the next fucking five years, put him out of business.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, just keep.
Fuck Off: Tisha Torres is still fighting it. Come on.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, exactly. We go make some money for you.
Matt LaRose: Uh, Richie, I can't wait to talk to you about this breaking, breaking, breaking news.
Fuck Off: I can't either.
Matt LaRose: Uh, there has been a big time, big time boxing match announced, uh, December 8th, Friday, live on Netflix.
Fuck Off: I heard.
Matt LaRose: Um, Jake Paul for live from Miami, Florida. Jake Paul will be taking on former heavyweight champion, Anthony Joshua.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: How do you feel about this?
Fuck Off: I feel giddy inside.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: There's only...
Matt LaRose: You'll remember famously Anthony Joshua's last fight was a knockout win over Francis and Ghanu where he essentially decapitated Francis and Ghanu.
Fuck Off: I actually want to see a real decapitation in this particular fight.
Matt LaRose: i have i took I took a screenshot, the official rules for Anthony Joshua versus Jake Paul. So I knew this would be right up your alleyway. This is a sanctioned professional heavyweight bout.
Matt LaRose: ah Eight three-minute rounds. Ten-ounce gloves. ah Sorry, it's November 19th, by the way. Ten-ounce gloves. Anthony Joshua can't weigh more than two.
Fuck Off: November 19th, that's this week.
Matt LaRose: No, December 19th.
Fuck Off: Oh.
Matt LaRose: Anthony Joshua can't weigh more than 245 pounds.
Fuck Off: He's going to kill this kid. 10-ounce gloves.
Matt LaRose: ah Jake Paul, 10-ounce gloves, four, ah sorry, eight three-minute rounds. 10-ounce gloves. He can't weigh more than 245 pounds.
Fuck Off: I can't wait for this kid to get his teeth knocked out finally.
Matt LaRose: Anthony Joshua, 36 years old. Jake Paul, 28 age. He's got the advantage of age and likely steroids. Jake Paul is 6'1".
Matt LaRose: Anthony Joshua, Jake Paul, 200 pounds. Anthony Joshua, 252 pounds.
Matt LaRose: jake paul two hundred pounds anthony joshua two hundred and fifty two pounds
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Jake Paul, a 76-inch reach. ah Anthony Joshua, an 82-inch reach advantage.
Fuck Off: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Matt LaRose: Jake Paul with 13 probe outs. Anthony Joshua, 32. ah Jake Paul has seven knockouts. Anthony Joshua has 25 of his 28 wins as a professional.
Matt LaRose: Also an Olympian.
Fuck Off: I think Joshua has more losses than then Paul has knockouts.
Matt LaRose: Uh, no, Joshua only has four losses.
Fuck Off: What's it for?
Matt LaRose: Paul has seven knockouts. Uh, you know, Jake Paul, 12 and one, he's only ever lost to Tommy Fury.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the only guy his size he's ever fought.
Matt LaRose: Also a gold medal Olympian and a six time world champion.
Fuck Off: Yeah. There's only one negative in that whole resume.
Matt LaRose: Uh,
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: is it the age?
Fuck Off: Nope.
Matt LaRose: What is it?
Fuck Off: it's It's above the age.
Matt LaRose: yeah. the professional heavyweight belt. There was nothing above the age.
Fuck Off: Where he's from.
Matt LaRose: Oh, where is he from? It doesn't say.
Fuck Off: supposed to say.
Matt LaRose: What?
Fuck Off: It's supposed to say.
Matt LaRose: It doesn't say where they're from.
Fuck Off: Jake Paul is U.S. Anthony Joshua
Matt LaRose: Oh yeah, they have flags here. There's an American flag and a Union Jack. They're hidden in the background. It was hard to see.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's the big negative.
Matt LaRose: Well, ah you know, I give this kid, Jake Paul, some credit. Everybody says, why don't you fight someone your own size? And he's definitely finally doing that.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and he's making money. I just can't wait to see this kid finally get his teeth knocked out.
Matt LaRose: This is your classic David versus Goliath.
Fuck Off: This is it. If not, I have to shut up.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I mean, if he fucking beats Anthony Joshua, as long as Anthony Joshua doesn't come out like a suit of armor or some bullshit.
Fuck Off: What an idiot, this guy. That's the problem with this guy. You just never know what's going to happen with these Brits.
Matt LaRose: So that's exciting. Free on Netflix too.
Fuck Off: Fucking idiots.
Matt LaRose: December 19th.
Fuck Off: Free on Netflix if you pay for it.
Matt LaRose: You don't even have to pay for it as long as you have a Netflix subscription.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's perfect.
Matt LaRose: You can't beat that.
Fuck Off: I'll watch it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. That's going to be fun.
Matt LaRose: Let me see. It's a good thing we started on Fight Talk. That was a fucking hour.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: But I have something very important for you.
Fuck Off: Is it a movie review or the Patriots?
Matt LaRose: It It's a movie review.
Fuck Off: I love it.
Matt LaRose: Since Richie was being such a cunt about it, I decided maybe it was time to watch Donnie Brasco again.
Fuck Off: About time.
Matt LaRose: A 1997 gangster flick starring Al Pacino, Johnny Depp, Michael Madsen, and Anne Heche. More on Anne Heche later.
Fuck Off: Hmm. Hmm. Please.
Matt LaRose: i I remember this movie being in the v in the VHS closet on the Marska, Georgia back when I was sailing. That's probably the last time I saw this movie.
Matt LaRose: Which I beg to question, what else was in the VHS closet of a commercial shipping vessel with sailors on it for three months at a time?
Fuck Off: but Just a lot of stuff that's spelled Mandingo.
Matt LaRose: Aqualad, fill us in on that. What else is in the VHS closet? Overall, it's a good movie filled with your typical Italian gangster tropes.
Matt LaRose: Being a true story certainly helps make it more interesting.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that was awesome.
Matt LaRose: But as you all know, these aren't my go-to movies. So it's good, but it's also more of the same.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: The cast is great. The pacing is good. So it's certainly worth a watch if you've never seen it.
Matt LaRose: I famously had never seen it.
Fuck Off: it
Fuck Off: Great review. Did you end up watching it?
Matt LaRose: I watched it.
Fuck Off: You watched it.
Matt LaRose: I watched it because it wasn't available on any streaming platform and I got pissed.
Fuck Off: What's your review?
Matt LaRose: So Big Mark bought it on Amazon and I have access to his Amazon. So I watched it.
Fuck Off: What did you think of it?
Matt LaRose: ah Well, it was a fine. It was a good movie. It was it was fun to watch because I'd never seen it. Great actors. Al Pacino is awesome. I love Michael Madsen.
Matt LaRose: um
Fuck Off: John Leguizamo He wasn't Right Joe Pesci
Matt LaRose: John Leguizamo. No, he wasn't in it. No, it was Joe Pesci. I thought it was cool. It was an interesting mobster movie because all the mobster movies that I'm used to watching, they're always movies that are about like the guy.
Matt LaRose: And this dude... that Al Pacino plays like, isn't the guy he's kind of, yeah, he's a soldier and he kind of thinks that he's more than he is.
Fuck Off: He's just a soldier man Trying to make it happen
Matt LaRose: And he gets over, pet he gets passed over for a promotion and he gets real cunted out about it. It's like, you know, he's like a blue collar fucking mob guy.
Fuck Off: yep
Matt LaRose: And then, uh, and it was throwing me off that Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp just ah like, to me, he looks like such an alien now that when he's younger, it's like weird, like, It was just weird.
Matt LaRose: So a lot of great cars in the movie. I love the cars.
Fuck Off: Great cars, great boats, great lines.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I mean, it was fine. couple parts made me laugh. You was a good movie. I don't know if it was as good as you were trying to sell it to me, but I'm glad that I watched it.
Fuck Off: mean It was pretty fucking good.
Matt LaRose: And Anne Heche.
Fuck Off: I'm glad that you did too.
Matt LaRose: Anne Heche. I was like, I think I know who this chick is. And then I like read a about her. That bitch is fucking crazy. Well, she's not anymore because she died in a horrifically fiery car accident.
Fuck Off: No.
Matt LaRose: But that bitch was crazy, dude.
Fuck Off: much Much like the rest of her life. Yeah, yeah. Very.
Matt LaRose: what' what's your How familiar are you with Anne? Hey, she seems like she seems like the kind of gal that you'd be interested in.
Fuck Off: Very.
Fuck Off: I was very interested. i was just more upset when she started marrying Ellen or some shit.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, she married Ellen, and then i guess...
Fuck Off: She did a great movie called, um what was it called? The Pool Guest, I think, or The Pool Boy, and it was with Ashton Kutcher. And it was everything you would pray and hope that was going to be.
Matt LaRose: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Fuck Off: She was this rich businesswoman mogul and Ashton Kutcher just, hey, I'm just this really good-looking farm boy from Nebraska. Do you need a pool clean?
Matt LaRose: Derp, derp, derp!
Fuck Off: I'm here to clean your pipes, ma'am.
Matt LaRose: I'm trying to pull it up now. It's called the pool boy.
Fuck Off: Something like that, pool boy, pool guests.
Fuck Off: What up?
Matt LaRose: you remember how old it was?
Fuck Off: It was back when she was alive, so it's been at least 10 years, I guess.
Matt LaRose: Right. Okay.
Fuck Off: I would guess it's like 2015-ish. Yeah, that was it. fifteen ish
Matt LaRose: Okay. Cause I was all the way down to 2009. I didn't see it.
Matt LaRose: My friend Dahmer
Fuck Off: yeah that was it
Matt LaRose: looks like Christmas.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I think you're giving me false information here.
Matt LaRose: Anyway, she's a crazy bitch.
Fuck Off: Wouldn't be the first time.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Fuck Off: It's ah
Matt LaRose: She's a...
Fuck Off: called Spread. Well,
Matt LaRose: Oh, spread. That's different than the pool boy.
Fuck Off: he was a pool boy hanging out at us and a nice spread.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah. Spread 2009. I found a drama centered around a serial womanizer and his jilted lover. Interesting.
Matt LaRose: It's everything you could hope for.
Fuck Off: From Anne Heche.
Matt LaRose: Right. So anyways, that was me. Donnie Brasco was fun. Good time. Had a good time watching it.
Fuck Off: Good.
Matt LaRose: ah Love Michael Madsen. I'll watch him in anything. He's fucking great.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it's fantastic, right?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah, it was good.
Fuck Off: Have you ever seen Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead?
Matt LaRose: No.
Matt LaRose: I mean, come on, guy.
Fuck Off: i mean, that's a great movie, Aqualad. Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead.
Matt LaRose: may
Fuck Off: You got um
Fuck Off: Gabrielle Anwar in it. You've got Gabrielle... What's the dude's name from um The Usual Suspects? Gabrielle Byrne Christopher Walken He was great in this Treat Williams And Buscemi was awesome
Matt LaRose: Christopher Walken. Christopher Lloyd, Doc Brown, William Forsyth, Bill Nunn, Steve Buscemi, Yep Treat Williams, Jack Warden.
Matt LaRose: Wow, there's a lot of people in this movie.
Fuck Off: It's a great movie
Matt LaRose: Interesting.
Fuck Off: The premise is basically he's got about a day to either die or go to jail.
Matt LaRose: There you go.
Fuck Off: It's kind of like the 25th hour with Edward Norton.
Matt LaRose: Well, yeah, that's a good movie. I like that movie.
Fuck Off: Yeah, it was a great movie. It's similar to that. It was kind of the predecessor of that similar type of story, but pretty cool.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Very cool.
Fuck Off: I watched a bunch of shit. I watched the.
Matt LaRose: Hold on, Richie.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: I wasn't done yet.
Fuck Off: Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Matt LaRose: There was more. I just wanted to interject that ah I had watched the movie that you told me to watch.
Fuck Off: Oh, oh, well, please, by all means, continue.
Matt LaRose: Uh... ah I also watched The Gorge,
Fuck Off: Oh, you did with my little queen gambit.
Matt LaRose: which is a 2025 Apple TV flick starring Miles Teller, Anya Taylor-Joy, and Sigourney Weaver. This movie is kind of all over the place genre-wise. It's equal parts action, adventure, sci-fi, romance, horror, survival, monster movie, and mystery. That's a lot of shit going on.
Matt LaRose: The plot is basic.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: Two mercenaries are posted at secret remote outposts on either side of a giant gorge, one controlled by the U.S. and one controlled by Russia. They are tasked with the upkeep of the outposts and preventing whatever is in the gorge from coming out.
Matt LaRose: They are also not supposed to communicate with the other outposts. Once their year of duty is up, they will be relieved. Overall, this movie was decent. The mystery for the first half of the movie pulls you along well enough, and then the action elements of the second half close it out.
Matt LaRose: It was a fairly interesting idea overall, but nothing truly groundbreaking. The lead actors were good, and it made for an interesting pair. It was a good Sunday afternoon watch when the Patriots weren't on.
Fuck Off: Nice.
Matt LaRose: Have you ever seen that movie?
Fuck Off: I have.
Matt LaRose: I haven't seen it, but I know it had my girl Anya Taylor join it, so I want to see it.
Fuck Off: Yeah. I like her.
Matt LaRose: She's outstanding. So there you go. You got two movie reviews this week because he missed last week.
Fuck Off: Watch things to do in Denver when you're dead.
Matt LaRose: You know?
Matt LaRose: There you go. That's your homework for next week. Maybe he'll listen to you or maybe he'll be dismissive of your...
Fuck Off: Well, I guess we'll have to tune in to find out.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. You'll have to wait until next week.
Fuck Off: We will wait until next week.
Matt LaRose: So what did you watch? You said you watched something? Uh-huh.
Fuck Off: I did. Yeah, I watched The Beast in Me. It's a Netflix series. That was pretty good. I watched. What movie did I watch? Yeah, I have to start writing these down.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I keep a little notebook on my phone. I just write down Donnie Brasco so I don't forget.
Fuck Off: Yeah, I could just open up my Netflix account and Prime account.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, you could do some amount of prep before the show that you're on.
Fuck Off: Black Bag. Is that a movie? I saw that.
Matt LaRose: I feel like that was a movie.
Fuck Off: That was good.
Fuck Off: They're coming out with F1, too.
Matt LaRose: Did you watch?
Matt LaRose: Yeah. The sequel to F1, by the way, f one Las Vegas this weekend.
Fuck Off: F2. I know. Very exciting.
Matt LaRose: It's the ah final race of the F1 Academy this weekend and Leah blocks final race in the F1 Academy. So it's very exciting.
Fuck Off: Nice. What happens next for her?
Matt LaRose: I'm not sure. They'll probably announce after the F1 Academy, but the F1 Academy, you're only allowed to be in it for two years, and this is her second year. So I'm hoping she does a rally program for next year. So we'll see.
Fuck Off: Hmm.
Matt LaRose: lot of big rally regulations coming in the next year and then ah really coming in 2027. So I'm hoping that she gets into a rally program, but we'll see.
Fuck Off: It's all about being regulated.
Matt LaRose: Maybe she gets a seat in a single seater car somewhere, you know? doing formula two or something like that or whatever the fuck that shit is formula e electric racing is on its way out thankfully there we've had enough of this bullshit that's right richie did you watch your patriots win yet again
Fuck Off: Formula 2 on Let's get back to burning shit Yes They looked fantastic Yeah They Yep Yes They played very well
Matt LaRose: telling you that was what they played thursday night right it was thursday night against uh The Jets? Did they play the Jets? Yeah.
Fuck Off: They were able to hold the lead. They're doing all the right things. Luckily, they're playing shitty teams, which is fine. We're already miles ahead of where i thought we would be.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's very exciting. I truly believe we're going to make the playoffs at this point, and that is beyond anything I could have ever thought of. This is a gigantic winning year.
Fuck Off: just don't want, I don't want people to freak out and be like what they're saying.
Matt LaRose: They'd essentially...
Fuck Off: Superbowl, Superbowl, like stuff, MVP, just shut, shut up and let them play.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I'm with you on that. I'm not saying they're the best team in the league, but I'm saying they're on fire. We're riding this fucking right wave, baby.
Fuck Off: Yeah, and and it's not our – look, no one was complaining about the Patriots' schedule for the last 20 years when they had to play the toughest schedule in the league every fucking year. And by the way, they also got the last draft pick every fucking year.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Literally, the last one or two draft picks for 12 years.
Matt LaRose: no
Fuck Off: Like, how insane is that? that's so So people at Cam Newton's complaining because they have a popcorn schedule, so do nine other teams that sucked last year, and they're still shitty.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: So you can't have it always and keep making excuses. I guess about time these people are playing well.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, man.
Fuck Off: ah well At least there are other teams that are playing well. So
Matt LaRose: You know, it's going good when they're bringing the hate back, baby. Bring it all back.
Fuck Off: it's true.
Matt LaRose: I miss it. I've been missing it
Fuck Off: That's true. and And these are all, if you look around the NFL, there is not a dominant team in the NFL, which means any single week, any team can win depending on any explosive type of play or turnover.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: and And that's what's happening this year. There are enough young quarterbacks in the league that make it exciting enough where they can lose you a game or they can win you a game.
Matt LaRose: Any given Sunday.
Fuck Off: And now it truly is. ah to me, this is what The
Fuck Off: salary cap rules and everything else is really what was meant to deliver parity across the league at some point. You just happen to get anomalies at times like Brady and then you know Manning and then Patrick Mahomes where they're kind of dominating.
Fuck Off: I don't think you're going to see that very much again because all these quarterbacks are capable of winning any given week.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Yeah.
Fuck Off: And you're also seeing that the way to combat all these crazy high scores, really, no one wants to give the guy credit. Bill Belichick invented this scheme of defense of make no matter what, you run the ball, control the clock, keep them off the field, and play tough defense.
Matt LaRose: yeah
Fuck Off: Man to man so you can do things and you get physical guys to jam them up so it's not a track meet. And you're seeing rushing games that are now a big deal again. They may have an MVP this year who I think is going to win it is JT from um Indianapolis, a running back.
Fuck Off: And they haven't had a running back MVP for years, like decades now.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: But speaking of running backs, the Patriots have one that I think could be the next Marshall Falk, man. turkey
Matt LaRose: Where's where, where you, where you off on this kid a couple of weeks ago, didn't he get injured and someone and or someone get injured and he had to take his place or something?
Fuck Off: Trevion Henderson's awesome.
Fuck Off: No, I love this kid.
Matt LaRose: I thought there was.
Fuck Off: I've loved this. This is the kid I've wanted, like, out of the draft, period.
Matt LaRose: Oh, okay. I thought there was a running back that you were not happy. You said that someone got hurt and then you weren't happy that someone.
Fuck Off: Oh, Ramondre Stevenson. Fuck that guy. Get rid of him now.
Matt LaRose: Okay. Okay.
Fuck Off: Trade him while you can.
Matt LaRose: Okay, fair enough.
Fuck Off: Guy fumbles every time he touches it.
Matt LaRose: You can't trade him now. The trade deadline's gone by.
Fuck Off: Yeah, that's true.
Matt LaRose: Trade him next year. ah The Patriots currently 9-2 atop the AFC division with the same record as the Denver Broncos who are atop the and NFC division.
Matt LaRose: So the Patriots are ah number two.
Fuck Off: AFC.
Fuck Off: And the AFC, yeah. They have the same record as the Broncos, but the Broncos...
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah, I did conference. You're right.
Fuck Off: Yeah, the Broncos are ahead of them theoretically, so they have home field by throughout right now.
Matt LaRose: My bad.
Matt LaRose: Okay.
Fuck Off: And there is still, what ah what are there, I think three weeks left? Four weeks left?
Matt LaRose: Oh, there's – I mean, I think there's more than that. Let me see. We the we got the Bengals this week.
Fuck Off: Six weeks left.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, that's week 12.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: There's 18 weeks, so there's still six games left.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four. Five, six, and a bye week. You got the Bengals this week, then the Giants, then a bye week.
Fuck Off: yeah
Matt LaRose: And then the last. It's pretty good. They get their break with only with a four games left of the season.
Fuck Off: It's awesome because then they come out and play Buffalo or something or Miami.
Matt LaRose: so
Fuck Off: It's one of them.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, they play Buffalo and then the Ravens.
Fuck Off: So that Buffalo game is going to be huge because they're going to have a break and preparing for Buffalo for two weeks, which would be a massive game and statement. for strength of schedule. I think if they end up winning that game, they could end up with a better record than detroit than Denver, and then they may get a bye, which would be ridiculous.
Matt LaRose: That would be redonkulous. So i said I said it would be a success if they made 500 on the season, and I think if they lose every single game out, they's still not they'll be better than 500 on the season.
Fuck Off: But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Matt LaRose: So there you go.
Fuck Off: Yep. Yep. Yeah, it would be disappointing if they did, but they've already exceeded expectations.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. 100%.
Fuck Off: ass We're playing with the house's money. And you know what, man?
Matt LaRose: hundred percent
Fuck Off: They're playing as a real team. Vrabel's got everyone engaged. He's got everyone blocking for everyone. He's got everyone tackling with each other.
Matt LaRose: Yep. Everybody's bought in. Everybody's bought in, and that's huge.
Fuck Off: Everyone's got the chip on their shoulder of the island of misfit toys. And those are teams you just do not want to play.
Matt LaRose: Yep.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: You just don't because they don't happen often. And when they do, there's just no explanation as to how or why they end up winning games. Things just happen.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, Rabel is an all-vibes coach. I dig him as a coach, man. He's awesome.
Fuck Off: Yeah, i' I'm a lot like Vrabel. At least that's what people tell me.
Matt LaRose: Right. I'm not sure how.
Fuck Off: Well, you know, just being involved or whatever I need to do.
Matt LaRose: Also in first place right now, Richie. I know this isn't your time of season, but I can't.
Fuck Off: Still.
Matt LaRose: it's This cannot go understated. The exceeding expectation, the Boston Bruins, my friend, are in first place.
Fuck Off: I finally have a Bruins player that I can get behind and be a fan of now.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, who's your guy? Is Dorov?
Fuck Off: That's my man right there.
Matt LaRose: No shit, huh? Old Nikita?
Fuck Off: The big Z.
Matt LaRose: Yeah, I think, yeah.
Fuck Off: the my The new big Z.
Matt LaRose: That's your guy.
Fuck Off: I love him.
Matt LaRose: Interesting.
Fuck Off: He wants to set a tone and he has set a tone and they're following his, they're following it They're playing with his attitude.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I think
Matt LaRose: Yeah. The Bruins are we had Saturday night in Montreal for a first place in the Atlantic and the Bruins came out and fucking shit pump Montreal right out the gate, beat the fuck out of them, drop the gloves on the opening face off and then buried the biscuit in the basket and fucking.
Fuck Off: it was awesome. Yeah.
Matt LaRose: It's unbelievable, man. The rivalry is fucking alive and well.
Fuck Off: Good.
Matt LaRose: And now the Montreal has dropped down to third place in the standings, but there they're right there.
Fuck Off: Fuck them.
Matt LaRose: Second place in the standings, Detroit. What year is it? It's the original six or the top three.
Fuck Off: Good. I can dig out my fucking Red Wings hat.
Matt LaRose: That's a nice hat, yeah. So bad news on the Bruins front, though. I don't know if you saw your boy, Charlie Mack. Did you see him get hit in the face with a slap shot?
Fuck Off: You took a puck to the face, I heard.
Matt LaRose: Oh, fucking spit his teeth right out. you can Have you seen it? Have you seen the video?
Fuck Off: No, I never saw it.
Matt LaRose: Oh. Oh my god, I'll pull it up right now.
Fuck Off: He doesn't wear a mouthpiece, does he?
Matt LaRose: I think he does, but it doesn't matter, dude. This was like...
Fuck Off: Did it cave his face in?
Matt LaRose: Oh, dude, he the when the puck comes out of his mouth, his teeth fall out too. Like, you can see them in the video. You can see his teeth fall out of his mouth.
Fuck Off: If we're being honest, this is the best thing that could have happened for the Bruins.
Matt LaRose: Nope.
Matt LaRose: We do this, and then do this.
Matt LaRose: See his teeth. ah
Fuck Off: Did he break his collarbone too? That's where it hit him.
Matt LaRose: I mean, so they, uh, when I watched morning or
Fuck Off: He's lucky.
Fuck Off: That was, that was literally a quarter of an inch from just literally taking him out right in the chin or the, or the throat.
Matt LaRose: yeah, yeah. Square in the mouth.
Fuck Off: Yeah.
Matt LaRose: He, uh, when I listened to morning brew with Jaffe and razor this morning, They said that they still didn't. He flew home with the team and they don't have, they at least haven't released an official.
Matt LaRose: He's out indefinitely, but I mean, he's going through so many ct scans and dental exams and jobs exams.
Fuck Off: what What was broken, did they say?
Matt LaRose: They haven't said a like exactly what's happening yet, but he probably broke his jaw, broke his fucking teeth. like And by the way, he's not only the starting defenseman for the Boston Bruins, but he's also the starting defenseman for a Team USA in the Olympics in a couple of months too.
Matt LaRose: so Yeah, that's not something that you're going to – and think about it, dude.
Fuck Off: not anymore, he's not.
Matt LaRose: He got Thanksgiving coming up. He's got Christmas coming up. like He's not going to have fun for the next couple of months.
Fuck Off: Now, oh.
Matt LaRose: They're going to have to puree a turkey for him next week so he can suck it through a straw.
Fuck Off: Painful. This is the best thing that could happen for the Bruins, though.
Matt LaRose: You think so?
Fuck Off: I really do.
Matt LaRose: It's going to be the defense has a has a lot of work to do with them.
Fuck Off: This will prove, I'll tell you what, we'll find, this will shut me up too then. Let's see.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Fuck Off: Let's see what happens with Charlie McAvoy out and see what happens.
Matt LaRose: That's true.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. He spit some chicklets, as they say.
Fuck Off: How much do they love that? It's free advertising.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. They obviously reposted that immediately.
Fuck Off: Spitting chiclets.
Matt LaRose: Spitting chicklets, baby.
Fuck Off: He looked like he fell over like a tree too.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah. I mean, that's he immediately was they had all the trainers go over there and he was, as they say, out indefinitely.
Fuck Off: I don't know why they don't wear full face cages now with the size of these dudes.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: I listened to a Ruzioni talk a lot, you know,
Fuck Off: I heard they're widening the rink to make it a bit bigger.
Matt LaRose: Oh, really?
Fuck Off: Not as big as international, but bigger.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: And I think that's needed.
Matt LaRose: I think they should. Yeah.
Fuck Off: i even It should be international, actually.
Matt LaRose: Well, you know why the NH, I agree.
Fuck Off: If everyone else is playing it, just play it then.
Matt LaRose: they don't want to, because then they, you lose a row of seats.
Fuck Off: Yeah, well, da they threw in extra fucking sweets, so they're fine.
Matt LaRose: That's why they don't want to fucking do it.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. I mean, I'm with you. I think that they should. and And more ice is better. It opens up the game, man. These guys that fucking fly, give them more room to so to speed skate and shit and be fucking on these breakaways.
Fuck Off: yeah They have to do the same thing with basketball. They need to just they need to make the nets higher and the courts wider and longer.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: Same with hockey. You got to just go international. Everyone's playing it anyway.
Matt LaRose: Yeah.
Fuck Off: It's a different sport then. It's like jiu-jitsu and Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
Matt LaRose: Yeah. Or doing jujitsu on an open mat and doing jujitsu with a wall. You know?
Fuck Off: I'm tired. I have to go.
Matt LaRose: That's all I got. That was everything.
Fuck Off: Everything is everything.
Matt LaRose: Everything.
Matt LaRose: Oh, yeah.
Matt LaRose: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Fuck Off: farmhouse baby so Who's better than fucking Johnny Cougar?
Matt LaRose: The Cougar man i like I always say this song's a T-top song that song's a T-top song but The Cougar is legitimately i I listen to a lot of The Cougar and ah and The T-top because you know like Authority song that song song's about me baby you know yeah dude I fight Authority Authority always wins you know
Fuck Off: The Cougs.
Fuck Off: What up, Cougs?
Fuck Off: Great tune. Rolled up with a pack of smokes.
Fuck Off: Ain't no doubt.
Matt LaRose: well little ditty about Jack and Diane.
Fuck Off: Ain't no doubt.
Fuck Off: I like the ditty Diane.
