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Movies With Bae - The Monkey (2025)
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Introducing: MOVIES WITH BAE - a podcast hosted by Nick and his girlfriend Rosia, where they do occasional movie commentaries and reviews! On this episode, they're doing a commentary on one of Osgood Perkins' 2025 releases, The Monkey!
Dropping later on this feed will be their commentary of M. Night Shyamalan's Old, and on YouTube is their commentary on the 2016 Blair Witch (link below)!
Keep a look out for more random drops, and subscribe to the MOVIES WITH BAE YouTube page!
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Transcript
Podcast Licensing Jokes
00:00:31
Speaker
I think we might get pulled from podcast apps for that. Why? I made that up.
00:00:41
Speaker
We didn't license it. License what I just created in my head. Mm-hmm. I think... ben and and an and and na a ben and and in and and in a Movies with bae. That sounds illegal. How's that illegal? I don't know.
00:00:59
Speaker
my You said Batman in yours. I didn't say Batman. I said Batman. Batman. You said Batman.
First Movie Experience Revisited
00:01:12
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Bad man. Yeah. Anyway, we're talking about the monkey. Doing a commentary Osgood Perkins, the monkey, came out earlier this year.
00:01:27
Speaker
Over the title billing is Stephen King, Osgood Perkins, and James Wan. That's pretty odd to me. um This was the first movie we saw in theaters together. This was, which I didn't remember.
00:01:41
Speaker
yeah Until I was politely reminded, ah based off of the evidence, photos we took that day. Yeah. Which overlapped. Incriminating photos. Yes, incriminating photos, which overlapped with an email of tickets from that very same day. The blood was on your hands.
00:02:01
Speaker
In my phone. You did it. We found the murder. I have photos.
00:02:09
Speaker
Congratulations, I gave you all the clues. I solved it. You solved it. Call me Benoit. Benoit Blanc. Benoit Blanc. Mm-hmm. Glass Onion himself.
00:02:21
Speaker
Yeah. The Glass Onion. The Knives. Mr. Out. His last name's Out. Right. Yeah.
00:02:32
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First name V. No, his first name Knives. No. Last name Out. Oh, these not on it? It's just Knives Out. Is that just what I call it? Is that the Knives Out?
00:02:48
Speaker
Is that so strange? The Knives Out. No, you're just... Anyway, so We're talking about Knives Out.
Horror Movie Connections and Views
00:02:57
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and No. an on The monkey. The monkey.
00:02:59
Speaker
i loved the conjuring and i enjoy saw movies this was a decent surprise for me i think going in because i wasn't a hundred percent in sure what i was going into um this movie's funny so you comedy you're a fan of the producers movies okay ah and unbeknownst to me james wan directed the conjuring and saw he did not direct this movie though This is from Longlegs director. it says You hated Longlegs.
00:03:32
Speaker
I didn't allow myself to even dive into it because it is not for me. I like Longlegs. like that. Pretty great. you do We're watching it in a hotel room or an Airbnb, whatever the kids call it these days. It's an Airbnb.
00:03:50
Speaker
And ah I was really vibing with it more than I ever had before. i was like, damn, this movie's pretty fucked up. Um, everyone always says, I don't get why they call him long legs.
00:04:01
Speaker
Like, I thought it's pretty obvious. He says, and didn't bring my long legs at the beginning of the movie. I'm not going to allow you to keep talking about this movie on every recording audio media that you put out every single time. I don't think we've talked to about long legs. You speak about long legs. That's false. You've recorded it. That is... You've recorded at least three episodes across the internet. Every time. Every time.
00:04:28
Speaker
I talk into a microphone. I talk about long. but There's proof that I do not do that every time. because you cut it out. I'm behind the scenes. Check back on this very thing. BTS, baby. You're not always behind the scenes. Anyway. You're behind the scenes today. Let's get into the monkey. The monkey. The monkey. As they say in Germany. um i i feel like there's a word for it.
00:04:56
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The monk monk. I think. Yeah. Let's get some good volume. volume. The girl's hard of hearing. What? right.
00:05:07
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We're going to start on go. little volume. Oh, I got to do the thing. We're going to start on go, not three. Three, two, one, Unless you want to replace go with another word. Okay, ready?
00:05:19
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And three, two, one. That was a crazy rhythm. Will you go on my word, not on my rhythm? Three. one, two. I'm scared. This happens every time.
00:05:36
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Three, two, one. Action. That was good. Thank you. I get it because it's a movie. That's why you said it that way. You you did something. So everybody, you're.25 seconds behind because Nicholas did something. i didn't do something. That's not true. It was still playing. Nicholas, is there volume on this?
00:06:01
Speaker
No. We do this every record. Does anybody know who we are what we're doing? We are movies with bae right now. We're ah subsidiary of the These Guys Got Juice network. really don't like that you said that, but what can I do now? Oh, you're about to piss me off. What?
00:06:23
Speaker
Anyway. This episode will probably be anyway dropping on the These Guys Got Juice feed. Although we do have a YouTube channel. Some of these just... Movies with Bae. And Nicholas, for some reason, doesn't think that is significant enough. So honestly, if anybody out there is listening, can you please, like, really, like, beef up... What do the bo what the kids call it? Watch. ah Can you really, like...
00:06:53
Speaker
check out. Show some love to the YouTube. It's not. No, you're framing it wrong. It's not that I had anything against YouTube is that these were too long to put into videos. I couldn't export the videos that I was creating because they were so long.
00:07:14
Speaker
I watch ah blogs hour and a half long. I watch podcasts that long on YouTube. Well, get me a desktop then.
Annabelle vs. Killer Monkey Debate
00:07:24
Speaker
Get you a desktop? Yeah, I'll get you a microphone and you give me a desktop.
00:07:31
Speaker
That's not even even. So this is Adam Scott. He's got the titular monkey. He's officially pissed me off. That looks good. Who's pissed you off, Adam Scott? You, you, Nicholas. But that monkey's teeth look like they were once in a real human.
00:07:47
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That could be. i don't know this monkey's origin. I think this is the monkey's origin right here, actually. Okay, so they're not in America.
00:08:01
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Hey, that guy is the guy from Severance. Severance, Adam Scott. Are they in America? Where does this scene take place?
00:08:12
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Can someone investigate where those monkey's teeth came from? I'm just very suspicious.
00:08:22
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Um, is this a pawn shop? It appears to be so. He's trying to get rid of this monkey and he's covered in blood. What's the backstory? We missed this part in theaters, actually. We must, yeah.
00:08:39
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Yeah, we walked in and Adam Scott already had a flamethrower. i want to say he was trying to burn the monkey. ah Yeah, he's trying to convince him that monkey's not a toy, he's like, no return on children's toys.
00:08:57
Speaker
What if there were a... Never mind. Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no. So when it activates, somebody nearby is going to die. Yeah, we already know something.
00:09:10
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What? Did you see something I didn't see? No, but it just, having seen the movie, you just know when it goes off, something awful is going to happen to whoever's nearby.
00:09:24
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ah wow.
00:09:27
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And it's always non-believers. They're like, well, nothing happened in two seconds, so. I don't feel especially fucked. How damn. Yeah, well, her pooon how about now?
00:09:39
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Harpoon through the stomach. Oh, that sucks. That wouldn't even kill you unless it went through your aorta, but then you'd still have bleed out. going to back? Yeah, it does. Oh, I forgot this movie was the weird one where it like... It's all cartoonish. Yeah, the deaths are just like, get the fuck out of here. It ripped his intestine all the way out. That was pretty fun. remember this movie being pretty upsetting in a good way when we saw it.
00:10:06
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This is where we walked in right here. ray when he's burning the monkey. He called it an internal son of a whore? Eternal?
00:10:18
Speaker
Okay, so he's literally melting it.
00:10:23
Speaker
I bet you're wondering how I got here. Right. Headass. No, this is different. This is his kid telling the story. His kids.
00:10:37
Speaker
Babe. What? Are we able to turn it up? No. This is pretty loud. I think literally could Nicholas be a DJ. No, because the crowd would be like, Hey, we're recording.
00:10:51
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Turn it up and Nick would be like, no, we're recording. There are cameras. The cameras need to be able to see what's going on. no that's not how it would work if you were recording live audio. What the audience is hearing isn't the same feed that's getting recorded.
00:11:09
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you are you Am I what? Are you serious right now? Yeah. Okay. ah
00:11:20
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Just by one. Can you do one? One what? One. one One press of a button. What do you mean? Actually two, because the first one just activates it. The second one actually... What the fuck?
00:11:33
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Oh, he didn't actually First of all, no one's head squishes like that. Have you ever dropped a bowling ball in the head? That's not how he looks. That's Tatiana Maslany, She-Hulk herself.
00:11:48
Speaker
She was really good in Keeper. Osgood Perkins' most recent movie. Did they put her in a, like, swole suit? Her? Yes. Think she's jacked?
00:11:59
Speaker
I think she's not. For She-Hulk? Right now. A swole suit? But in She-Hulk, isn't she jacked? CGI, I think. No, like in her, because it's actually like ah an attorney, a lawyer something. What? In She-Hulk? Isn't she a lawyer?
00:12:17
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Yeah. Like her like regular self is jacked. I think she always looks like She-Hulk. could be making, um, and what? Okay. I don't know. i gotta go and see that again. you're telling me Have you seen it?
00:12:31
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She-Hulk? Yeah. Yeah. The whole thing? Uh-huh. Wow, you don't even watch TV. She has sex with Daredevil. Why don't you know that? Just to prove that I saw it.
00:12:45
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Okay. So anybody listening out there, if you saw it, that I guess that was confirmation that Nick also saw it. Nobody listening to this saw but saw it, except for maybe Doug, if he's listening to this.
00:12:59
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Gotcha. Um, organ grinder monkey. like life. The box is beautiful. The description. What the hell? And why did they put a wig on this old boy?
00:13:14
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Which old boy? The one with the wig. Um, him? Clearly. I don't know which one has a wig on. Okay, yes, that one.
00:13:27
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They both could have wigs on. Is this the same character? and might be the same actor. They're twins. It's the same actor when they're adults. That's right. Because I was like, something's off.
00:13:42
Speaker
Yeah. They used to use the same. Okay. I feel like they might be different actors as kids, though. whatza um The hair is making me feel like that's not the case.
00:13:55
Speaker
It looks like they have different eyes and, like, foreheads. Next of skin. He's so stupid. yes Next of skin? That's what it said? That's what he said. Dad's gone. I'm his next of skin.
00:14:08
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Jeez. Okay. Oh, man. Who does that kill? Like, Loki, this could be a cute toy, though, no? Don't you think? Oh, man.
00:14:22
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ah gosh, those teeth. I would own it if I weren't kind of more scared about this happening than most other horror concepts. Is this the most realistic to you?
00:14:34
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No, but it would just be so, like, you can't stop it, and once the fucking, that once this can of worms is open, there's no clothes in it.
00:14:45
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Right, where right, right.
00:14:48
Speaker
I'd much sooner have the Annabelle doll in my house. Hell yeah. Over this monkey? This monkey's guaranteed death. rather have none. Annabelle's guaranteed 14. I don't think I've seen Annabelle kill somebody in one of these movies. Maybe one person. Wow.
00:15:09
Speaker
This monkey has a 100% success ratio. Is this supposed to be a child? Oh, no. No, it's a babysitter. Is that supposed to be a teenager? Or just an adult woman babysitting?
00:15:23
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Uh...
00:15:26
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I think maybe an adult woman babysitting. Okay. She looks pretty mature. Correct. And she's driving. Well, I mean little.
00:15:40
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Oh, man. This is upsetting. This movie is pretty upsetting. I'm at a DP. It's all innocent people who die.
00:15:57
Speaker
Are they really innocent? Why you taking water from me? You want me? trying to have less things that make noise. I was just moving one one away.
00:16:13
Speaker
There was a second water over here, guys. No, he's trying to keep me dehydrated. Now she's taking the water away.
00:16:26
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There's a second water over here, guys. Do you see how little I moved it for noise purposes? Me too. That felt like it was a power play.
00:16:38
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Yeah. Why does the monkey want the chef to die? Oops, sorry. Not the chef, no. don't remember. i you Just kidding. Or did i You thought I spoiled it. hu oh We can spoil these things. These people are maniacs if this is the first way of consuming this movie. I say that on every commentary.
00:17:01
Speaker
If their first way of watching this is along with our commentary. Maybe they really enjoy us. Maybe i have a fan, a friend or a family member out there. but Yeah.
00:17:16
Speaker
See, this movie is fucking really dark. Where did the knife go? It's in his hand. So like, how would How would one's head slide off in such a way?
Stephen King Adaptations Discussion
00:17:33
Speaker
And then they just cut right to the funeral. Oh, man.
00:17:37
Speaker
You have to. want to see what they did to the side of her face. How did they? wish they would have showed that. All right. I do have to say, I like this movie a lot more than Keeper.
00:17:49
Speaker
Um... Osgood's most recent movie. thought that one. Have I seen No, you didn't really have much interest in it. And I think it's probably better that you didn't come see Do you have Raisin? You chose to see Running Man instead, I think.
00:18:12
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Okay. Yeah, I did. I did. I did. And, um, I do have reason that's over here. I must say that for Running Man, it was less traumatic than...
00:18:26
Speaker
um the Long Walk. The Long Walk. Running Man and Long Walk. Two other Stephen King adaptations along with this That's because the good guy won in Running Man.
00:18:37
Speaker
This is a good year for Stephen King adaptations. Hmm.
00:18:44
Speaker
The what? Did you spoil something from Running Man? Oh. What did you say? It's okay. lot of people hated that movie. It's not the first one, isn't it?
00:18:55
Speaker
What did you say? it's out It's a second adaptation. Mm-hmm. So it already happened. You already know the ending. Mm-hmm. One of my favorite parts of Running Man was that Schwarzenegger was on the money. thought that was nice.
00:19:12
Speaker
No one was more on the money about something than that guy in Bergogna. Who would have predicted it? and Only that crazy. The ending in Bergogna, did you read that as like a sad ending? Doug and I were talking about it today. Shout out to Doug.
00:19:33
Speaker
No, remember what I said in the theater? I was like, that's fair. Everybody all at once. Yeah, that's... here You were also a fan of Thanos ah when we watched Infinity War a couple days ago.
00:19:47
Speaker
i was a fan. Mm-hmm. I feel like he had a point. Oh, yeah. No, he just had terrible execution. Terrible plan. Terrible execution. Good point. His execution.
00:19:59
Speaker
Terrible plan. Yeah, see, that's you mean. Because I was going to say, his execution was almost seamless if it weren't for those pesky Avengers. Um... um No.
00:20:11
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Terrible execution. Because he didn't have to be a douche. Mm-hmm.
00:20:19
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and But, uh... He killed his own daughter.
00:20:24
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and Doug said he felt like there was a little bit of, like, sadness or mourning to the end of Begonia. i was like, I can see that, but... Emma Stone's character is only one mourning.
00:20:35
Speaker
I felt like, yeah, humanity had it coming.
00:20:40
Speaker
It's like if everybody's gone, who knows? Who's here to know to mourn? the And this guy's getting picked down by a group of girls, this kid.
00:20:52
Speaker
Is this a co-ed bathroom? No, I think they just... Break the rules? think they come in just to beat him up.
00:21:05
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This is so unrealistic.
00:21:09
Speaker
This part? is where The gang of girls bullying him? like This is where defies your suspension of his bully? Truly. Everything else in this world world is realistic except this. So you buy the mechanical monkey that yeah kills people. That's more realistic than a group of girls bullying. In gender-neutral bathrooms.
00:21:32
Speaker
In whatever year this is, yeah. Hell yeah. This is like Stranger Things era. Fiction. What? All of it. Stranger Things?
00:21:43
Speaker
No, that's real. No, I know. That's based off real life. I'm talking about this. We're not watching Stranger Things, right? We're going to put our foot down. We're not going to be like those people.
00:21:54
Speaker
i think we should give it a good American try. what do you mean a good American try? I've watched, I'm caught up on Stranger Things. What? You are? Yeah, I just don't remember much of the last season, and I thought the last season kind of sucked.
00:22:09
Speaker
ah It's a show that is spinning its wheels for me. And now they're coming to an end and I lost interest two seasons ago. at The burger phone. Have you ever had a burger phone? No, have you? There's a burger phone in this movie next to one of the kids' nightstand. Oh my gosh, like, I used to be so fascinated with that thing.
00:22:28
Speaker
Mm-hmm. you know? Do you want a burger phone? I would. Then why'd you get the iPhone? Because I couldn't. There's no mobile version. well.
00:22:41
Speaker
ah I need it to move with me. has probably combined an Android with a burger phone. I'm good. That reminds me of this story. has My sister, when she got one of her first phones, it was a Samsung, Android, whatever, blah, bla blah, blah. Mm-hmm.
00:23:03
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And she wanted an iPhone, so she downloaded this iPhone software, but iPhone interface thing. it made the phone really slow.
00:23:21
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and made the I'm going to choke on those Raisin Nuts, be careful. think it made the phone really slow. If I could translate it. Do you want to write it down and I'll read it for the people?
00:23:36
Speaker
So they can enjoy it too. I'm envisioning it. It made the phone so slow. It was like useless. All for it to look like... Apple apps.
00:23:48
Speaker
Like all for it to look like it was an Apple phone.
00:23:54
Speaker
I'm laughing because it was so pathetic. Why did we care so much? And you're laughing at the bullying of this little boy. so this I just don't understand.
00:24:13
Speaker
and how old is that girl Which one? in the middle? The one he's talking to. All these children look different ages.
00:24:24
Speaker
Oh, my God. I mean, that kind of happens in the school. First through eighth grade, you end up with a few different ages. First through eighth grade, is he not at the same assembly or gym class or anything?
00:24:37
Speaker
um how did they get away with, like, putting bananas on him? That's a big monkey.
00:24:45
Speaker
Bananas wouldn't be that bad. If someone put a bunch of like... This wig is so tragic....mush bananas. Babe, what if you like... The strategically placed bananas is......beat cancer or something and you're like just ragging on his wig.
00:25:01
Speaker
Because a cancer patient would deserve a better wig, damn it. Hmm. I'm advocating... and Justice for cancer patients with bad wigs.
00:25:12
Speaker
Make it a hashtag. I'm not fucking good with that.
00:25:17
Speaker
A bit too wordy? Oh, yeah. That's my issue. so Look at this kid's big flame bowling shirt.
00:25:28
Speaker
it was oh It was of the times. He was some shitty.
00:25:35
Speaker
Some shitty? Some shitty. Wow. The kid's an asshole. We never got around to seeing that Stan documentary in theaters. And how the bananas, how did none of them go past that line in his shirt?
00:25:51
Speaker
Not line, but you know, like, none of it got on his pants. Hair and makeup team. Oh. Oh, man. Oh, no.
00:26:03
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Oh, that's right. This is so sad. they don't know who set off, who winded up the monkey? don't know. I don't know. i don't know That was a debate.
00:26:14
Speaker
She had like a, what a brain aneurysm. Yeah. Which is like, damn, it just does anything. That's crazy.
00:26:31
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man.
00:26:34
Speaker
Shout out to Tatiana Mizani. That was an upsetting performance. She hits her head on the fucking thing.
00:26:43
Speaker
Why didn't Daredevil save her? don't know why thought she was in the hospital and not dead, but I see. Yeah, I see. the Like they said, this monkey's got a higher success rate than Annabelle.
00:26:57
Speaker
Okay. We should compare everybody's success rate to Annabelle's. I don't know her like that. I've seen all of her movies, but I don't really know her like that either.
00:27:10
Speaker
have not seen all of her movies now. Annabelle comes home and with the sub monkey is a killer monkey. This box that it comes in is just so chic. It's giving breakfast to Tiffany's. It's giving Chanel. It's so cute.
00:27:25
Speaker
You can go hat box. Remove the monkey and keep the box repurpose the box. What if the monkey tries to find its box? Like that's its other mission.
00:27:38
Speaker
So it like doesn't rest till it gets to the box and then once it finds its box it still doesn't rest it just needs its box I'm not fucking with it you know I would keep removing it from its box then so that's its mission and killing people no killing people it still kills people to get to its box on its way yeah like Michael Myers uh-huh you can't stop it damn oh man don't know what to do just like Godzilla you can't kill it either
00:28:10
Speaker
Mm-hmm because of uh, Toho.
00:28:16
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Okay.
00:28:19
Speaker
What is he wearing? This is director Osgood Perkins. That's him? Yeah. Why doesn't he have pants on? Son of Anthony Perkins. And he named himself Uncle Chip?
00:28:32
Speaker
Does he like playing pervs? I think he finds the idea funny. So his dad ape is Anthony Perkins, the um famous serial killer in Psycho.
Director Osgood Perkins' Personal Ties
00:28:49
Speaker
um Osgood Perkins has talked about this movie being deeply personal to him because the two kids, their dad, um...
00:29:01
Speaker
i said I don't remember. Did they say? i could get this wrong. I don't know if in the movie their dad dies ah had died of AIDS. I think there's something along the lines of that. And Osgood Perkins' dad, Anthony Perkins, had died of AIDS. I think he was like maybe a closeted homosexual or something.
00:29:22
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And then um there's something about a plane crash in this movie. And Osgood Perkins' mom died in 9-11.
00:29:32
Speaker
So he's had like two parents die in crazy, tragic ways, and he put that into this movie. Yeah, he said this was ah a pretty personal movie for him.
00:29:50
Speaker
He seems like a fun hang, um cranking out stuff like this.
00:29:58
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Now was this oil does this monkey have black blood? Yeah, I know. The kid said, what the fuck? It looks like oil, but I want to believe that it like organically bleeds oil.
00:30:14
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Yeah. Why would like, after oh what do you call it? When you turn, why would a winding monkey have fucking crude oil? Mm-hmm. You know, he doesn't need that.
00:30:31
Speaker
pardon in me He fully chops it up. I don't like how he had to stop to make a face every time he chopped it up. You never got real passionate about chopping something up?
00:30:44
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No, not really.
00:30:48
Speaker
god I- Oh God, that was a jump scare. What? I wish I could see the timestamp to warn people. Put that in the freaking comments, warning, jump scare, at whatever her fucking face, dude. Right, and scary?
00:31:06
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well My heart. This takes place in Maine, the fictional state of Maine.
00:31:17
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but
00:31:20
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justla Just like Pluribus has ah the fictional city of Albuquerque. Yeah. And M. Night Shyamalan works in the fictional city of Philadelphia.
00:31:31
Speaker
Well, today I found out that the mayor of Albuquerque is in Pluribus. Mm-hmm. And he plays, you guessed it, the mayor of Albuquerque. Mm-hmm.
00:31:44
Speaker
Yeah. Hell yeah. Interesting stuff. He's getting paid for both jobs. He just high-fived. He probably gets SAG minimum because he spoke.
00:31:58
Speaker
Oh, SAG? He's not part of it. Screen actors get it. didn't ask you what it stood for. He's not part of it. Wow, that was rude. Because i know you're about to man-play something You do realize people are listening, and I'm doing it for them, too. You see, listeners, this is someone... If they're on the internet...
00:32:16
Speaker
This is... Listening? Someone who's hoarding education from you. No. Don't educate the people what Rocia says. No, no, no. Tiene Google. Privatize education is what she says.
00:32:33
Speaker
You told them to Google it? What if they're driving? Later. and why are you plugging Google? Oh, you're right. They have their favorite search engine. They'll bang it.
00:32:47
Speaker
Go to... Never mind. Microsoft, the company that's never done anything wrong. But I'm not encouraged of that. What? Don't worry about sweetheart. Ask Jeeves it.
00:33:00
Speaker
Does that still exist? Crimes list it. I don't think Ask Jeeves does. Oh, wait, was this a scary moment? Wasn't this a jump scare?
00:33:09
Speaker
Uh... oh o o and Gotta say, I'm kind of over these kids. Ah, the monkey! The monkey! and Shrouded in darkness. does brother know that he it was chopped up?
00:33:24
Speaker
Is this the brother? there's the other This is not the one who chopped it up.
00:33:30
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Are you sure? Am I sure yes
00:33:34
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This isn't the one that chopped that's the one that chopped it up. No, it's not. No, he had the glasses, right? He had glasses. See, that's what I'm fucking saying. I knew what I'm talking about. He just said I chopped it up, yeah.
00:33:48
Speaker
god I can't wait to not be looking at these kids anymore. What?
00:34:01
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Killer monkey.
00:34:04
Speaker
and feel like this movie maybe could have have been cast a little better. That's mean. I remember not loving the adult actor either. Yeah, I didn't like how... Um...
00:34:18
Speaker
Wasn't he pessimistic and nervous? He was kind of weird a little bit. don't remember. I'll see when he comes in play. I kind of wish it was like a Josh Hartnett, the guy from Trap.
00:34:34
Speaker
Why? i don't know. I like he would do good in a role like this. Are they American both? American both? um I don't know.
00:34:46
Speaker
Leave me alone. I'm four and Mm-hmm. Oh, no. Osgood Perkins died, too. His uncle, what was a Chuck? Chad?
00:34:57
Speaker
Chip. Chip. oh Oh, man.
00:35:04
Speaker
Oh, this is where I realized. oh and it's just the bag of meat. oh And it's, like, not even accurate. This is where I realized that, oh, these deaths are, like, insane. Mm-hmm.
00:35:17
Speaker
I remember thinking that in the theater. Yeah, you had a moment like that for Toxic Avenger where you were like, oh, this isn't a serious thing. Yeah. and they After they threw like a cat out a window. errsa i like This is like comedy.
Unexpected Singing Revelation
00:35:35
Speaker
Something about it saved it though. Usually I would hate some stupid shit like that. i'm not going to lie. Toxic Avenger was great. was okay. Makes me think you'd like Popstar. I'm not fucking watching that shit.
00:35:46
Speaker
Masterpiece, 10 out of 10. Hmm. I'm so humble. Yeah, you know what? Go ahead, sing for the people. I really did.
00:35:57
Speaker
Why are you saying that? Like i haven't sang across several podcasts. Oh, excuse the fuck out of me. It's okay. I know you don't listen. and
00:36:09
Speaker
That's actually so rude. It's like, screw my support, right? I'm kidding. No, I'm not supporting you for shit. She is very supportive. Whatever. I'm about to not be. She I'm about to start being the number one hater of all your podcasts. I'm actually going to make an Instagram account and being like just posting hate. Every time you post, I post. You're not going to do that.
00:36:35
Speaker
You're right. It's just too much effort. She's supportive. She listens. But apparently she hasn't heard me sing. that what I said?
00:36:45
Speaker
i said sing for the people. Fuck Bin Laden. Fuck Bin Laden. Okay, we're going have to bleep that out. Every time you say you have to bleep it out so they don't know.
00:37:02
Speaker
But then the ones who've seen Superstar whatever the fuck, Megashit. Megish? Well, no.
00:37:11
Speaker
You feel me? ah If I remember. are you not going to listen Are you not going to listen to this? Are you not going to listen to this? Anywho, the auntie heard something. So she's got her revolver, which revolver is a really nice gun. yeah I really like the way it feels. It's got a long barrel.
00:37:36
Speaker
Has a nice kit to it. She is going in the basement. What is she going to see in that basement, Meg?
00:37:47
Speaker
Do you think it'll be a monkey? Her death? How does she die? I don't remember how anybody dies. I mean, everybody fucking dies, right? You know?
00:37:58
Speaker
Eventually. it is the monkey. I but i was right. You saw it? Yeah. I missed it. Ah, fuck. I hate missing things. I have sunglasses like that. You only saw the monkey's eyes at the bottom of the screen.
00:38:12
Speaker
I didn't catch the sunglasses. But it didn't even crank. So she just fell.
00:38:20
Speaker
She's alive. Oh, man. Yeah, but, yeah, she has hooks and shit in her face. Yeah. Ugh. Ugh. Damn, it's like I just wanted to fuck with her, but I want to kill her. It's so mean.
00:38:34
Speaker
This day is a movie that's like, I'm not necessarily going to be scary, but I'm going to show you a bunch of fucked up shit. Would you go to the sink and take out the hooks in your own face, or would you go to yeah ER?
00:38:50
Speaker
Oh, man. I don't know. I feel like I'd give it my good old college try. yeah I've been in situations where I feel that way, and then I'm like, nope, I need help. This is crazy.
00:39:01
Speaker
pa Why would you do that? Oh, my God. With all the hairspray in her hair? ah she let her face on fire. Look at the ceiling. She looked right up to the stovetop and let her face on fire. And it's like, why?
00:39:17
Speaker
To hear it, to hear that the tick. And she was at, in the kitchen. ah What did she step in? it was like a cloud of, Oh, man.
00:39:29
Speaker
and the fucking piece of wood through the face. Once again, this was another death where I thought she didn't die.
00:39:40
Speaker
She did die. Why do i remember it like, oh, she was just burned forever? Am I thinking of something else? Just making up my own endings? Mm-hmm. That was the end of the movie, too. The movie's over.
00:39:53
Speaker
Thanks for tuning in, guys. Mm-hmm. Hey, no, this actor's not American, babe. You told me he had an accent. Him? Didn't you tell me he was doing an American accent?
00:40:05
Speaker
I have no idea.
00:40:09
Speaker
I don't know. Okay, I feel like you're telling me things and you're freaking me out, bro.
00:40:18
Speaker
Wait, you got a kid? Shit, man, that sucks. How is important to the month and the manager? Something's rigged here. And I like that he's younger than him. Yeah.
00:40:32
Speaker
His suit also looks like it's a little too big.
00:40:41
Speaker
Oh my god.
00:40:51
Speaker
Lo siento. Uh
00:41:00
Speaker
oh. Uh
00:41:05
Speaker
oh. He's just vaping.
00:41:11
Speaker
Imagine you're like talking to your manager he just like hits a blinker in front of you. Oh my God. I'd be like, where what am I doing with my life right now?
00:41:31
Speaker
I truly love a house that has like An in-law suite type of guest house situation. That's goals.
00:41:43
Speaker
Yeah. Now, is it to have in-laws in? Love to have. That's not what I said. Parentheses, dad. Elijah Wood, your favorite. for it I don't know why you say things like that. From Lord of the Rings. Never seen it, never will. You call him out from being in Lord of the Rings.
00:42:08
Speaker
Because of those eyeballs. And I just did it for you this time. because You it's my favorite. Pardon me, everyone.
00:42:20
Speaker
What?
00:42:23
Speaker
Nick really tests my hearing. I need to go and get my ears cleaned out. See if that improves hearing. Yeah, you've got to get them irrigated. So the hell up. didn't ask you to worry.
00:42:35
Speaker
Get him flushed up. Yeah. Have you done that before? Get him be irrigated? Yeah. Where? The doctor. oh you almost made me cancel myself.
00:42:49
Speaker
Babe, yeah. At the doctor, I'm saying like your primary or did you go to like urgent care? I've done both. Really? Yeah. Which one was a better experience? Both were equally as good.
00:43:02
Speaker
Okay. Yeah, wanted to tell you. oh wow I'm just trying to figure out how to go about it. I think I'm going to go to the, uh, physicians. wow Go to a completely different doctor. This is reminds me it's open enrollment.
00:43:20
Speaker
but You didn't talk about Elijah Wood once. I don't know why you think I care about Elijah Wood. He's his ex wife's new husband.
00:43:34
Speaker
I remember him being pretty funny in this. I can't hear what he's saying. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
00:43:44
Speaker
So he finally turns it up because he can't hear, guys. He turns it up one. Yeah. Babe, what is this? What are you doing right now? What are you doing? Trying to make me some kind of villain? I'm just stating what happened.
00:43:59
Speaker
It's not talking shit when I'm saying what you did. You're on your phone not even watching the movie I'm literally looking for something so important that I just remembered.
00:44:11
Speaker
Long-haired guy, hair in front of his face? Some, like, teenage douche at an estate sale who ends up buying the fucking monkey. yeah. Gotta say, I don't like most of the people cast in this movie.
00:44:25
Speaker
Who's this man now that you don't like? I have no idea who he is. don't... I don't like him. Gosh, you made me forget what I was fucking... And that's how they don't like him. I just... I don't know what it is.
00:44:41
Speaker
Everybody kind of rubs me the wrong way in this thing. And I feel like that's probably intentional. Okay. They want you to hate them so when they die, you're like, ugh.
00:44:56
Speaker
Nah. I feel like
00:45:00
Speaker
everybody's kind of a little off-putting.
00:45:10
Speaker
Monkey reminded of him of his dad, so he bought it.
00:45:15
Speaker
Oh yeah, this was a funny bit. Everybody in the family has the same hair that he has.
Family Hairstyle Comedy
00:45:22
Speaker
his mom has.
00:45:29
Speaker
I think there's another person who has the same hair as him. That's a funny little bit.
00:45:43
Speaker
And on this military guy, it doesn't have hair like him. Both shows, honey. War a jarred.
00:45:56
Speaker
He's still thinking of. Want to drag? Smokes in the house. This is a cigarette mom. But I feel like I've never seen a brunette cigarette mom. So he's a blonde?
00:46:07
Speaker
Yeah. With dark roots. Sometimes he's blonde blonde, but brunette? feel like i haven't seen that. Am I missing? It's a mom that watches Fox News. Somebody reach out and let me know a famous brunette cigarette mom.
00:46:26
Speaker
Famous brunette cigarette mom.
00:46:30
Speaker
Yeah.
00:46:37
Speaker
Babe, what are you doing? I honestly am trying to jog my memory of what was thinking. You are on Instagram right now, leaving me hanging. I was trying to jog my memory. Nothing is happening in this movie.
00:46:50
Speaker
What? And you're leaving me hanging to try and talk about it. He just lied to his kid saying that he's an only child and he's a whole twin. Mm-hm.
00:47:07
Speaker
They're in their hotel room together. what do you think of the kid? He kinda reminds me of the kid from Modern Family a little bit. He reminds me of the kid from the Toy Story one. andi No. Andy's a creep. Sid? Yeah. Sid's kind of cool.
00:47:28
Speaker
Please be so for real. Yeah, Sid's kind of cool. Sid would shoot up a school. No, by the time Toy Story 3 comes around, he's a garbage man. and That's a respectable job.
00:47:40
Speaker
Yeah, thank God he was saved by Christ. Right? Who said Christ? I have no idea. I'm kidding.
00:47:53
Speaker
Andy's the one and fucking being weird playing with toys as like an 18-year-old like a little girl that he's not even related to. When you say it like that, yeah, it sounds really strange, babe.
00:48:15
Speaker
That's not how it went down. is how it went down. Don't make me defend a man.
00:48:21
Speaker
Even fictional. It is how went down. Uh-uh. Right now we're getting a dream sequence. You think this is good? I like the big monkey hand that grabbed him.
00:48:36
Speaker
It threw me back to Godzilla and I got upset. Why?
00:48:43
Speaker
Remember, Godzilla really creeped me out today. You ever see a hated Godzilla minus one? his His skin, his scales.
00:48:56
Speaker
Oh. It's okay. Godzilla's not- Eczema crack. He's not real. You don't need to see him anymore. Then stop trying to force it on me. That was the first time you stole The first time?
00:49:14
Speaker
Fourth.
00:49:17
Speaker
think it was the second. Mm-mm, mm-mm. No. ah You talked about something with cardboard, and i feel like you might have dreamt that.
00:49:29
Speaker
Bro. No, internet.
00:49:35
Speaker
Who's calling him? His brother. Oh. Bill. Is that Will? I was gonna say Bill and Will.
00:49:47
Speaker
I didn't pay attention to their names at all. Yeah, neither did I, but that's not the point. What matters is the monkey. They give them different hairstyles because you don't need to know their names.
00:50:02
Speaker
Oh, like even in adulthood? I don't remember. Yeah, the other one has long hair. So he decided to grow up and just like be like, I'm never changing the shape of my glasses.
00:50:17
Speaker
He decided this shape works for me, even even though my face shape changes. He's like, there's going to be two characteristics. Deadbeat dad, same glasses.
00:50:32
Speaker
Okay. That's all he has. What does he do for work? He can't. good What does he do for work?
00:50:45
Speaker
I dropped a raisin now. Babe. Sorry. guys he's going to beat me now when we turn the recording off. and That's not true. You have to say that's not true.
00:51:00
Speaker
Just kidding. I'm going to beat him. ah yeah That's not true. That's not true. Oh, wow. shit Oh. You know.
00:51:12
Speaker
He likes it here. There's a thing like to call an orgy of evidence. I'm leaving a little bit of that right now. yeah
00:51:27
Speaker
Why'd you want to say that? oh There's a different... Oh, wow. Oh, man. No. This fucking The monkey's like, fuck around and find out shit. And she, like, explodes.
00:51:46
Speaker
Oh, man. And that's one of the least upsetting deaths. No, that's crazy because it didn't have to happen. None of them had to happen. I mean, like, the way, like, it didn't have to explode. She could have just been electrocuted.
00:52:00
Speaker
Yeah. and you have a point there. There's no way that pillow muffled it that well.
00:52:15
Speaker
If you hold it very, very tight, it'll get you kind of close. Oh, okay. I'll try that next time.
00:52:25
Speaker
Yeah. Thank you. it wasn't a saying with indian woman either are Are they going to tell the... Why would the first thing not be calling the police or something?
00:52:39
Speaker
You know what i mean? Someone just fucking exploded. In the pool. Oh, we're gonna make like eggs and scramble. That's a good line.
00:52:50
Speaker
Is it? The way he yelled it. It was okay. It was pretty great. Were we supposed to take that seriously? yeah No, but that's why I think it was great that yelled. You can't say that shit to a teenager. i feel like it's great that he yelled such an unserious line in such a serious way in a serious moment.
00:53:11
Speaker
Okay. Why? I just think it's fun. It made my brain feel good. I don't know what to tell you. Oh, it scratched an itch.
00:53:25
Speaker
Mm-hmm. Well, to a teen, never mind. make sweat longerga I don't like his profile, babe. Him? Or his old kid? Yeah.
00:53:39
Speaker
What? Why'd you just say it out loud? Because I don't want to i don't want anybody to take the wrong way. You think he's ugly as shit? ah
00:53:52
Speaker
It's okay. What if someone's listening and is like, hey, say i look like that. You think that he's revoltingly hideous. Revoltingly hideous? I've seen... Just be honest. You wrote it down on this dry erase board. i What are you talking about? Stop.
00:54:12
Speaker
But doesn't his profile totally give you Sid?
Character Appearance Critique
00:54:15
Speaker
Sid? Yeah. No, he gives me like Voldemort. What? Voldemort doesn't have a nose, babe. I know. Look at that lip curved.
00:54:24
Speaker
Oh. It looks like there's not meant to be a nose there. Oh. Okay.
00:54:34
Speaker
Like they CGI'd the nose onto him. I guess CGI. I saw what you were talking about the other day when you said that they CGI'd Spider-Man's suit. And i was like, that looks terrible. Yeah, it looks so CGI. That's We're talking about Captain America Civil War.
00:54:50
Speaker
and did look really bad. That's one of the worst looking Spider-Mans, I think, is in that movie. I was like, why is his suit moving? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
00:55:05
Speaker
and Good movie. But that that's a bad suit. edwardwood I would have rather taken a wrinkly suit over that bullshit. Mm-hmm.
00:55:17
Speaker
I feel someone didn't finish doing it, and they're like, it's fine. We have to move along. They're like, we just got the rights a week ago. This was originally supposed to be Blade. Ew.
00:55:30
Speaker
Then they're like, we'll put Blade back on the shelf. And we'll cancel his movie seven years from now. Yeah, it was all planned out. and So he had a nightmare of his mother bleeding over his head and her jaw extended beyond what is humanly possible.
00:55:49
Speaker
Pretty hot.
00:55:52
Speaker
Pretty scary. Babe, I could use another Dr. Peppa. Another Dr. Pepper? Out in the frozen colds.
00:56:04
Speaker
Should I see if one of those... Oh, it's outside. Yeah, but it's like right at the door. and Get one of those robots to bring it.
00:56:15
Speaker
Please, what? and We were in Chicago on my birthday and couple days ago, and we saw these delivery robots everywhere. Obsessed. They're taking over.
00:56:28
Speaker
I had never seen them before. And then in Wrigleyville, I saw like five of them. He would clock each and every one. Oh, there's another one.
00:56:40
Speaker
This guy came to get it out of his way. He should have committed and kicked it into the street.
00:56:49
Speaker
He was just trying to turn the corner and the robot stopped at the corner. Like it's pretty inconvenient. It was so weird to see. And it's like, they're not like proficient.
00:57:02
Speaker
They're very slow. don't think they don't have hands. I doubt they're loading themselves. If you, if they get stuck and you help them, they say, thank you.
00:57:15
Speaker
Is that better than A bike rider? I mean, yeah, maybe. Bike riders seem like awful people. Oh. But what? I don't know. i don't know about those people.
00:57:26
Speaker
they're They're brave. To do that in the city, they're just brave. I feel like a bike rider would get you your food faster. Technically, yes. those things Those robots are very slow.
00:57:39
Speaker
Yeah. I can't see myself in a situation where I'd rather get the robots. What about the self-driving cars? Waymo's? i I don't know if they're in Chicago.
00:57:51
Speaker
They were in Arizona. Yeah, there's a lot of them over there. but
00:57:57
Speaker
i don't I don't want it to be in Chicago. Arizona, Phoenix area, Scottsdale, it's just way more open. Better environment for a Waymo.
00:58:10
Speaker
I never used one because regular humans had a hard time finding my apartment complex. So it was like, I don't know if this robot is just going to make it 10 times harder.
00:58:23
Speaker
That's how my cousin's apartment is. That's part of why she doesn't use it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I would give people specific instructions like, going through here, turn this way, it's going to be this like building number, and if you bring it to the door, it's down these stairs, and they would always start, like, every direction, they would, like, fuck up. Like, they didn't even bother reading it.
00:58:50
Speaker
I'm like, if a person can't get it, I don't know if this car is going to be able to figure it out. We should move to Arizona. Mm-hmm. We should travel more. crazy.
00:59:05
Speaker
I'm trying to get out here. That is crazy. I've been trying to move to Arizona for the past, like, four years. Is that... Fuck, that was Steve. Governor Cuomo? What?
00:59:16
Speaker
Or whatever. Is that Andrew Cuomo? I don't know. You didn't see that guy? I saw the guy, but I don't know. Ah... I had to look that up. is name a fuck i the most Snake out of a golf hole.
00:59:32
Speaker
Who is this lady? How does she know so much about the monkey's killed? Oh.
00:59:43
Speaker
don't this thing to i don't think she knows that it's the monkey she's just talking about. So somebody's been using the monkey.
00:59:54
Speaker
Someone's been activating it, and a bunch of people have been getting killed. That snake jumping out of the golf hole, biting the lady's neck, the lawnmower, lawnmower death.
01:00:08
Speaker
That's kind of you know, the first time I ever saw that was in The Happening, maybe, and the it's kind of been getting done more and more. It was done in this movie. Yeah, they did it in Final Destination Bloodlines this year as well. Yeah. Yeah.
01:00:23
Speaker
and volley strikes tonight Is it Governor Cuomo? He might be in the uncredited section, which would be at the bottom. It could just be a whole nother
01:00:41
Speaker
person. Yeah.
01:00:48
Speaker
I guess I could just search it.
01:00:52
Speaker
I guess.
01:00:55
Speaker
Oh, my God. I don't want your fucking ai Barbara. Answer. That's never this realtor. I like this character. She might be my favorite character so far.
01:01:06
Speaker
do you spell Cuomo? I don't know. Q-U-O-M-O?
01:01:14
Speaker
and Sure. Google O-C-U-O-M-O.
01:01:24
Speaker
No. yeah Your coma was not in the monkey cast. It was worth looking up. Now the people know.
01:01:35
Speaker
Am I crazy? Like, am I the only one who thought? Oh, fuck. Barbara's dead.
01:01:42
Speaker
Damn. That was violent. See, does a rifle really blow up anybody like that? No, I doubt it. Right? It's crazy. They opened up a closet with a key, a shotgun fell out and blew up Barbara. I was just saying how she's my favorite character so far.
01:02:02
Speaker
keeps witnessing women blowing up and then not calling the police. He might as well be considered a serial killer at this point.
01:02:12
Speaker
Police are there. Why is he always around? If I was but a police officer, I'd look into him. Makes sense.
01:02:26
Speaker
Aw, man.
01:02:32
Speaker
See, she's suspicious. A lady cop. Excuse you? What does that mean? She's a cop. It's just a cop.
01:02:43
Speaker
Pretty progressive. don't know.
Character Demise and Unpredictability
01:02:51
Speaker
We're eating salt popcorn, guys. Maybe could use more salt. It's just her eating the popcorn. I'm being a good boy on mic. You just took me, liar. I'm kidding.
01:03:04
Speaker
Should we melt butter? Um...
01:03:11
Speaker
Potentially. I didn't really need it. need more salt.
01:03:20
Speaker
I'm gonna go get salt. You're gonna go get it. Okay. b Anytime off. Off. I, what? and We wrapped salt and pepper.
01:03:34
Speaker
She never lets me be pepper. don't know why are you lying to people. I don't know why you lie.
01:03:46
Speaker
Or what's going on here? And good old the monkey. There's a phone ringing. This guy answers the phone.
01:03:59
Speaker
Yeah, Bill's calling his brother, Bill.
01:04:05
Speaker
Yeah, I don't really know... this actor too well. I don't know if I've seen him in too many things. But, um, I guess see he's not, like, bad in this.
01:04:18
Speaker
It's just he's not asked to do much.
01:04:25
Speaker
He's given a little bit here and there, but he's just kind of, I don't know, a little bland for this role.
01:04:38
Speaker
Maybe a little charisma-less. It kind of seems like that's just his character. Kind of charisma-less, but I don't know.
01:04:49
Speaker
I don't love it, I don't hate I'm kind of in the middle with it right now. I feel like I could have accepted a bit more like less serious of a performance, someone who was willing to maybe go bigger, go weirder.
01:05:12
Speaker
Like, I mean, Nicolas Cage would be an interesting fit, maybe, for something like this. He already worked with Osgood Perkins on long legs, and and don't know if Osgood Perkins necessarily had the best experience working with him. I heard he kind of comes in and just does what he wants to do every day, and you just gotta let him do it.
01:05:40
Speaker
That's a crazy, insane way to live. And operate when you work with other people. who I was saying maybe Nicolas Cage or someone who would have been one a bit more broad with the performance, maybe would have been a bit more interesting in this movie.
01:06:00
Speaker
I didn't even say that because of long legs, though. Oh, here we are again. Yeah, Bill. Long legs. Oh, well, cause it's the same filmmaker.
01:06:15
Speaker
Oh, I'm creeping.
01:06:20
Speaker
Oh, she's got her Dr. Pepper though. Chilled with the snow from outside. we put it inside the Dr. Pepper. well No, but creative.
01:06:36
Speaker
Uh-huh, uh-huh. But with snow. It essentially amounts to dirty, watered-down Dr. Pepper. And the 23 spices are a mystery from whatever's chemicals in the snow.
01:06:51
Speaker
So the brother went back to retrieve...
01:06:57
Speaker
i don't know. I'm kind of lost. Uh-oh. He couldn't find the monkey at the bottom of the wall.
01:07:11
Speaker
It's a wild haircut. need to apologize to you right now. I like the fortune cookie. It's high.
01:07:23
Speaker
and may have released
01:07:28
Speaker
some gas.
01:07:32
Speaker
That could be deadly because of how silent that was. Okay. You're fine that being on mic, I guess. and You didn't have to say it I'm okay. Also, it's fine. It doesn't smell. I'm good.
01:07:52
Speaker
Oh, that's disturbing. and so i missed how the monkey came back now. Babe. I'm sorry, but he's at a strip club and seeing the monkey.
01:08:08
Speaker
He was searching. was saying, I like the fortune cookie that said, hi room Custom fortune cookies. You like that?
01:08:21
Speaker
I just liked how that's kind of the start of him looking for this monkey again. do you think it's absolutely insane that he took their old seats? ever Yeah, this seems...
01:08:35
Speaker
yeah Very odd. i That's how you know he's not okay in the head. I wonder if any of this stuff is in the Stephen King novel.
01:08:48
Speaker
All of this stuff feels very weird. It's hard to tell if it's from Osgood or King. Mrs. Monkey. Maybe that's what they want.
01:09:03
Speaker
One thing left today. Dark rock music, it says.
01:09:12
Speaker
So where did he find the monkey? Through a yard sale?
01:09:20
Speaker
Or did he make the yard sale?
01:09:29
Speaker
Uh-oh.
01:09:32
Speaker
and Vape juice and a fucking $2 vape juice? That's crazy. Is that, like, low or high? That's crazy low. That's cheap for vape juice? Hell yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah fuck.
01:09:45
Speaker
Ew! Wait, I don't think I noticed that the first time around. i think I did. I just knew he was choking on it. I didn't see that it was protruding through his fucking throat. Holy shit. yeah God.
01:09:59
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That was upsetting. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna think about that. Mm-hmm.
01:10:07
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People aren't watching the younger manager who was vaping as he was vaping step down a rake. It came and smacked the vapor and into his throat.
01:10:19
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Yeah. And you can see it protruding through this, not through the skin, but like hasn't pierced the skin, but you can see it. It looks like it was about two i'll So the rocker guy who
01:10:39
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the rocker guy who got it at the yard sale brings it to Bill.
01:10:47
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That's how Bill gets it? i don't know. I might have this whole thing wrong. Commentaries are hard for me to do. Are
Anticipation of Twin Discovery
01:10:54
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you tired? I understand. Mm-mm.
01:11:02
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I told your brother he looks like you. That's called twin, honey. said
01:11:09
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That guy looks a lot like you. Right. He's watching a monkey show on the television, too. Like, he's obsessed with monkeys. Mm-hmm.
01:11:24
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Mm-hmm.
01:11:29
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M-X-M-T-N. I don't know who that If they don't go through the doggy door, it's insane.
01:11:46
Speaker
Is his brother dead? That military guy on the couch? Seems like he's just lazy.
01:11:55
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Lousy deadbeat. Who, his father? Somebody. i think it was his dad. Do they go into this guy's backstory?
01:12:08
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um my gosh. and I think it's him. What caliber?
01:12:18
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He probably had a grenade if you asked.
01:12:23
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Pardon me. still got some of Barbara's blood on him. Barbara died a while ago.
01:12:33
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The realtor. Yeah, I know.
01:12:38
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i don't know why I heard Barbara and I thought Carol.
01:12:44
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i don't know why i heard Barbara and I thought Barbasol. Barbasol? Mm-hmm. The chemical cleaning solution used in cosmetology? shaving cream.
01:12:59
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What am I thinking of? Barbasol. With shaving cream. oh As seen in Jurassic Park. I think I'm thinking of Barbasite.
01:13:15
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this Jurassic Park? What? Did you see a Jurassic Park? Yeah. There's a can of Barbasol in Jurassic Park.
01:13:27
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That they're trying to sneak dinosaur DNA into. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
01:13:46
Speaker
What are you clapping about? I just got excited thinking about how I'm learning to do lashes. I'm just so excited. i spend the time learning.
01:13:58
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and
01:14:02
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and That's what's going on in Rocia's life. And she was learning lashes. I was starting a new game of Pokemon HeartGold.
01:14:14
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Yeah. I picked Chikorita and she picked a test dummy head. Chikorita. Chikorita. Mm-hmm.
01:14:26
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Yeah, um I'm just excited to like expand and do it on my first human. Mm-hmm. I got a couple friends and family lined up and ready and waiting for me.
01:14:42
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Nice. Who are they? Put them on blast. Yeah, shout out to my sister who wants me to do her lashes.
01:14:53
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i know she's gonna want it for free for life, and that's fine.
Rocia's Lash Extension Excitement
01:14:59
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Because that's what I would want, you know? And also, my best friend, Catherine, she actually has asked me to do her lashes. And I said, i haven't started training yet. And she said, yes, but do them. I said, that's not how that works.
01:15:17
Speaker
So she is eager. um Yeah. So far, yeah. Nice. I have another cousin. Shout out to Fatima, who's excited for that to you. Well, congratulations. Where does accent come from Thank you.
01:15:35
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So right now Petey's locked himself in a bathroom. Yes, it's all part of his plan. Petey's the kid. Yeah, I know.
01:15:46
Speaker
The kid has a plan? Yeah. What is it? To be a douche. Oh. You know? He won't help my life survive. Why you answer? Is now the time for you to crash out, kid?
01:16:00
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There's a killer monkey out there. And the killer twin brother. He doesn't know he has a brother yet? and don't think so.
01:16:14
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He doesn't know he has an uncle? think he's supposed to find out.
01:16:21
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Stay tuned. had to take his glasses off.
01:16:27
Speaker
What are they so upset about? Sad music. Mm-hmm.
01:16:36
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I do like the idea of, like, he can't get close to anybody. He refuses to, he pretends to be a shitty dad.
01:16:48
Speaker
Just so his son's not in any kind of danger. feel like the concept is cool. Cool? Yeah. Did you just like, interesting.
01:17:00
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But I don't think the execution is done in interesting way. was that low-key romanticizing deadbeat?
01:17:11
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No, but I'm saying like him choosing to put on the image of a deadbeat dad and a bad husband. So those people wouldn't get hurt.
01:17:22
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And he just has to live, choose to live that way but and own that oh just because he doesn't want them to get hurt. And it's the easiest path for them to not get hurt.
01:17:37
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Yeah, this fucking Long haired dude just came in with his dad or somebody's police uniform. His mama's boyfriend or his daddy's police uniform, somebody. Mm-hmm.
01:17:53
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He's working with the brother. i think he's working for him. They both worship the monkey. No, I think he's just paying him or something. Mm-hmm.
01:18:08
Speaker
They're at the Costco hotel, Costco hotel.
01:18:14
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Costco would have a hotel. um
01:18:21
Speaker
I remember how this guy dies. Me too. I just thought about it when they rolled up. Can we say it on the count of three? One, two, three, the monkey. Bees.
01:18:35
Speaker
Okay. All right. All right. Now I'm the asshole. Now I'm the asshole. How dare you? You're right. It is bees.
01:18:50
Speaker
Wow, I'm supposed to trust you, man. We're technically both right. and Okay. He spins the monkey thing. That's how everybody dies.
01:19:02
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The monkey, what a cop out. You know, if it was like a trivial question. would have won. Technic by technicality, right? Not one, at least got a point. That's how won trivia at the Criterion Closet.
01:19:17
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It's a fun one for you Oh, over a technicality? No, I was kidding. Oh. and But... We were at the Criterion Closet in Chicago and they were doing trivia and the question that the group that I was a part of got was what was Sorcerer a remake of? And I said the Wages of Fear.
01:19:41
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i got a little Criterion postcard booklet. It was very cool. hey Pretty cool. Are you going to use those postcards? No, I'm going to keep them. what It's a nice little book cut.
01:19:56
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I think we should laminate them. They're like cardboard. One day.
01:20:04
Speaker
In the house. They're like cardboard. They're double-sided too, though. Oh. I thought the other side was the postcard. Yeah. It is a postcard, yeah. You shouldn't put them on a wall?
01:20:18
Speaker
Laminate and hang up or or like display, you know? That would be cool. Could we turn them into Christmas ornaments? Aren't they a little big? Maybe.
01:20:30
Speaker
Get a big tree. No. I'm not doing all that. So Petey's in the house now. This Costco hotel. The Costco towel.
01:20:42
Speaker
The trap house. Mm-hmm. and Oh, gosh. just triggered a trap and it Literally. a Trap house. Yeah. It is literally a trap house, you're right.
01:20:56
Speaker
Now where are the drugs? We've seen the traps. and The monkeys stand in for the drugs. Another trap.
01:21:07
Speaker
Man, dude, that was close. Damn, three samu- First of all, who owns one samurai? Sorry, am I saying that wrong?
01:21:18
Speaker
Is that not a similar issue? Titano's issue? Sure. Who owns one sword? Let alone three? This guy
01:21:31
Speaker
He must have oh man searched long and hard for those.
01:21:36
Speaker
Fucking bowling ball.
01:21:44
Speaker
What? Has this guy ever held a gun in his life? He just stuck his pink pinky inside of it This guy does look like an idiot and Why are you still in the costume, bro?
01:21:57
Speaker
The jig's up jeez There's pussy here in town, like he has so much to explore what are we on?
01:22:12
Speaker
No, she was talking he was talking about his dad, while his dad left. I know, like there's...
01:22:22
Speaker
No, but I like that he doesn't even care about the cheating.
01:22:28
Speaker
like, there's pussy here in town. He doesn't care about that, that his dad was a cheater. Ew. Well, it wasn't bees. They were wasps or whatever, right?
01:22:40
Speaker
Same difference. Nasty hives. Stingy, stingy. Mm-hmm. I shouldn't say that about bees. I know. After s seeing begonia? Um, ah yeah, sure.
01:22:51
Speaker
Bees are needed and delicate. Those nasty, nasty wasps. Mm-hmm. I hate those.
01:23:01
Speaker
The monkey is the size of a, like, small child. Mm-hmm.
01:23:08
Speaker
I feel like he's a different, monkey's a different size in every scene. oh He's getting bigger to me.
01:23:18
Speaker
um wonder how many different monkey props there are. 37. Because can't have one. You can't have one, right? the same amount of flavors of Dr. Pepper, I think. No.
01:23:30
Speaker
Don't associate my Dr. Pepper with the monkey. Monkey. ah Ah! Oh my gosh, did you know where my arm was at? and you know you were goingnna Did you know you were gonna tickle me?
01:23:42
Speaker
I didn't tickle you. The movie just scared you that much. No, you literally went directly inside of my armpit. Interesting. Interesting. my My tickle spot.
01:23:55
Speaker
oh That's where that is. Yes. Whose armpit isn't ticklish?
01:24:04
Speaker
I'm sorry. What do you mean? I'll try not to do that.
Evil Twin's Deadly Plan
01:24:09
Speaker
Yeah, it might mess with ratings that when you do it. All right, the twin brother, the evil twin, is telling Petey his plan.
01:24:28
Speaker
It's not for you. But you don't get to pick who it goes after. Not like Peter Parker Petey. It's like a different teenage Petey. He's trying to persuade Petey to turn the key. No superpowers.
01:24:44
Speaker
Zero superpowers. Oh, Petey's turning the key. is it Is he still trying to test to see if whoever turns the key will die? Right? That's why he that's why he wants Petey to turn it?
01:24:54
Speaker
No, whoever turns it doesn't doesn't die. He's trying to test that still. Right? Or did he confirm that already on his own?
01:25:07
Speaker
I think he's just kind of showing him that it works. I don't quite know. But i want to say it all turns back around on him. Like he doesn't realize like, oh yeah, I'm also one of the people who the monkey could kill and it kills him.
01:25:24
Speaker
Just, you know, a person. Also, the monkey does not care.
01:25:35
Speaker
Is it working? He's trying to kill his brother. and they
01:25:41
Speaker
The cop hat's itchy. Like, you can take it off, bro. The the jig's up. He almost shot himself in the head. Yeah, faked us out. he was it So he was itching his head with a gun and almost shot himself in the head and instead he shot through the windshield. What fucking doofus, bro.
01:26:01
Speaker
This cop hat is so itchy. Let me scratch it with a gun. Take it off with your fingers. He shot through the windshield and did he also hit the nest?
01:26:12
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. So this is ridiculous. It's a direct line. Do you remember? So I asked you if you remember how it killed him. Yeah. Like what killed him, but do you remember? oh I didn't care for...
Unrealistic Wasp Scene
01:26:24
Speaker
I remember being pretty gross. Yeah, isn't it's... Oh, all the things, that's the one I was... i didn't like.
01:26:32
Speaker
That was very unpleasant to me. Yeah. Because I was like, close your fucking mouth, dude. All the wasps, they just go into his mouth. I'm like, is that fucking possible? I think that he's shooting it's happening.
01:26:46
Speaker
and it's like, why are you fucking shooting? And also where are they going? man And it's not even just that. So they all went inside his body. was about them. They just start coming out of his face.
01:26:59
Speaker
Just the most unrealistic shit ever. It's so gross. Also, he would still be alive technically. I don't need to know that and be like writhing around and still be alive.
Exposure Therapy and Looping Chaos
01:27:14
Speaker
They're like eating. i think they would have maybe eaten his insides up already. I think they would have panicked, but to eat it that fast.
01:27:25
Speaker
Mm hmm. That was upsetting. As you're touching my head, it's making me feel like wasps are eating me a lot. Oh, my God. keep doing that. No. It's exposure therapy. Exposure therapy. um that's It's not the feeling I wanted to elicit with that. Jesus. And just because you were rubbing my head at the same time as that was happening, i was like, oh, my God.
01:27:55
Speaker
Kind of like if I do notice it's straining the fucking monkey is straining the monkeys like no. Yeah. but it does look like it's trying. Yeah.
01:28:08
Speaker
It's ah the wrong way like It's crazy how they both rolled away like in the same shape. You know the monkey stuck in that form, but the human and then set himself up. Are we serious?
01:28:24
Speaker
The bad twin is making me kind of like the good twin a bit more now. oh my gosh, of course. Who likes the bad twin?
01:28:35
Speaker
have never understood a bad villain other than Thanos.
01:28:42
Speaker
What about Killmonger?
01:28:46
Speaker
Man, get the fuck out of here. He did not have point here. Go, Jack.
01:28:52
Speaker
Sorry, there's knots in the... Have we ever seen the monkey go this fast? No. he was He was holding back. Yeah, he just let out all his rage.
01:29:05
Speaker
This brother's haircut is ridiculous.
01:29:09
Speaker
Yeah, what did he do? Oh, yeah. Is this the plane crash or something? He didn't rock the mullet correctly. Oh, where it was like death after death, after death, after death, just like everywhere.
Family Conflict and Key Turning Chaos
01:29:21
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It's like apocalyptic Yeah, there's plane crash.
01:29:24
Speaker
Yeah, fire's here. oh shit, babe. That was my phone. it fell on the back of the couch. Yeah, what the hell? Are we affected by the monkey? We'll i have to get it at that after the movie.
01:29:41
Speaker
Ew. What was it doing up there? All the people from the plane like falling through the roof. A bride was, uh, scared. What the fuck?
01:29:52
Speaker
So silly. Someone's guts are over there too. Hello dumb shit.
01:30:05
Speaker
man.
01:30:08
Speaker
Are you falling asleep for with this? No, I'm not. Oh.
01:30:14
Speaker
Just trying to pay attention and think of what to say. What shampoo are you using, babe? It smells great. I didn't shampoo today.
01:30:24
Speaker
All right. Well, everyone knows my man is clean. Now, um, you didn't know before.
01:30:36
Speaker
you know. So that Bill was just like, you killed mom. And I know you wanted to kill me. With the bowling ball?
01:30:53
Speaker
But did he actually? i've been turning the key with you in mind for days. Nothing. That's why a bunch of people have been dying. Damn.
01:31:06
Speaker
Bunch of random people.
01:31:12
Speaker
Just tell him Bill to listen.
01:31:16
Speaker
ah Why would you blame your brother? he didn't make the fucking monkey. They couldn't have found another reason for him to hate him. Oh.
01:31:36
Speaker
so will
01:31:40
Speaker
oh die Dream. Yeah. dis so lalinging who did turn the key? eating clean a Who turned the key?
01:31:57
Speaker
Yeah. Was it actually him? The good brother? Glass's brother? Mm-hmm. He's like, she was my mom, too. And then he's like, oh, yeah. yeah What? That's why of this movie. I guess she was.
01:32:14
Speaker
I never thought
Apocalyptic Events and Supernatural Twists
01:32:15
Speaker
about it like that. It's insane.
01:32:20
Speaker
what and Who wrote this? It's a mistake, I guess.
01:32:26
Speaker
I don't know who wrote it. Stephen King?
01:32:30
Speaker
Like, is this a tee-hee-hee moment? That was supposed to be funny. This is all a tee-hee-hee. People are dying. Sorry I was trying to kill you. if I didn't realize it was your mother, too. You didn't realize. You didn't mean to do it. Yeah, after all these years, it's been like 10 years, he's like, uh, 9 years, 11 months.
01:32:52
Speaker
Yeah, and he might have been turning the key to try to kill one of those little girls who poured bananas all over him. Oh, I forgot about that.
01:33:03
Speaker
Not all over him, just his top half. m He just did a psych. Like how immature, he just doesn't grow up. Yeah, and he did a second, what an asshole. think i remember in the movie when we saw this, i was like, gosh, I gotta bring that back.
01:33:23
Speaker
Yeah, this was the start of our relationship. Yeah, and I haven't psyched him once. so I should have made that a staple. So what are trying to Some kind of road trip or something?
01:33:37
Speaker
I forgot how this thing ends.
01:33:43
Speaker
Do you remember now or? no Yeah, don't remember. We're about to get to it, I assume. Unless the reel catches on fire. fuck any. Uh-oh.
01:33:56
Speaker
<unk> Oh, gosh, who's dying? Who's dying? That's right. The katanas came and triggered a different trap, which shot oh, that's bad CGI.
01:34:08
Speaker
either Yeah. Blood splattering out of his neck hole. A bowling ball came and ripped his head off. Which is crazy, because that's how lois his brother was going to kill him. or Do you see him, his face? yeah his eye. Around it, the eye, the ear. I don't know if I noticed that the first time either. I didn't.
01:34:27
Speaker
It's this 4K UHD that we're watching this in. wonder if the government is investigating this.
01:34:38
Speaker
This monkey? No, these are random deaths. Nobody knows it's the monkey with that. imagine it's a burn after reading and they're keeping close tabs on it and they're like, we don't know what the fuck is happening. Oh, you think the government knows about the monkey? They know about everything.
01:34:53
Speaker
Damn. Damn. Surfboard went through him and man. The baby's on fire and she just keeps running? That is funny imagery. It's upsetting.
01:35:09
Speaker
As the baby. And that was a big flame, too. Yeah, that baby's gone, gone, gone. That was like fucking gas fire happened. You know what I mean? Yeah, wonder how one started. grease fire. grease fire? Yeah.
01:35:23
Speaker
I wonder how that started. She was probably smoking over the baby. it was black smoke coming out of that thing, too. That's crazy. Yeah, the figure she was running with it.
01:35:37
Speaker
Oh, yeah, i remember this being like... Is it supernatural now? Like, what the fuck is this show? It's the Pale Horseman. But I guess it is supernatural because there's a fucking possessed monkey. Yeah, this is where it got supernatural.
01:35:52
Speaker
It just got too it got super literal. the heat that Death looks kind of like Stephen King a little bit. maybe ah Maybe not. death is Is death supposed to be old?
01:36:05
Speaker
thought death was... it's a pale Is Death the same thing as the Pale Horseman? ah In this movie it is. Well, it's the Pale Horseman Death.
01:36:18
Speaker
Is that another name for the Grim Reaper?
Movie Critique and Humorous Gore
01:36:21
Speaker
Oh, I'm not sure. The Headless Horseman. Is that a movie called Sleepy Hollow? Mm-hmm.
01:36:29
Speaker
Have you seen it? Yeah. you like it? Timothy Burton. i think it's okay. Timbit. Who calls him Timothy? i just did. Timothy!
01:36:39
Speaker
Sorry. That was obnoxious. Oh! so Cut that out of the hair. That was obnoxious. You can't cut it out.
01:36:50
Speaker
Don't lie to me. Oh, yeah. you're watching, like, the world burn, basically.
01:36:58
Speaker
As they're driving into it. That's where the plane crashed, I assume. School bus full of... Bunch of cheerleaders, something. Oh, yeah, they all get fucking decapitated. That's insane. Is the monkey still turning?
01:37:16
Speaker
Right, like, why was there another death? Or did he drum so hard it brought on the apocalypse? I think it's catching up. I think all those drums are still, like, catching up.
01:37:27
Speaker
Mm-hmm. All those hits. Oh, I forgot this is how it ended. I was waiting for more. Yeah, and you can cut out that. Mm-mm. Crazy little blurb. so that was the monkey.
01:37:43
Speaker
Interesting watch. Mm-hmm. If I had categorize, guess just overall rate it out of five stars,
01:37:58
Speaker
I'd give it a... Is this the only one of its kind? What do you mean? There's no monkey prequel? Not a prequel. There might have been another two adaptation of the monkey. Monkey 4.
01:38:13
Speaker
There might have been another adaptation of the monkey. Oh, okay. Not completely sure, though. I'm really set on...
01:38:24
Speaker
3 gosh I want to be generous and say 4 but gonna be realistic and say 3 and a half that's pretty decent that's not bad who Theo James he was the lead actor Tatiana Masolani played the mom I think it's because i i enjoy seeing this don't think I'm strange in horror films and stuff I enjoy seeing those types of deaths and the more even if it's silly If it's like anatomically correct, you know what i mean? Or like whatever, forensically correct, whatever you want to call it.
01:38:59
Speaker
I enjoy that. I enjoy it. The one with the death of the guy who got trampled. And they opened his ah sleeping bag and he was basically ground beef. Cherry pie.
01:39:14
Speaker
but That's wild. Yeah, he was cheap he was cherry pie. Interesting, interesting stuff.
Discomfort vs. Enjoyment in Cinema
01:39:22
Speaker
Yeah, absolutely gross. That part was disgusting.
01:39:27
Speaker
I like a good gore. A gore has to have realistic um blood too. Like when you put on Thanksgiving the other day, there was a scene where their cheerleader was jumping on the trampoline.
01:39:39
Speaker
and then the killer came through with a knife under the trampoline. That blood looked like
01:39:47
Speaker
that ketchup from back in the day. That was super red, but it also came in green and purple. Yeah. Heinz? Yeah.
01:39:58
Speaker
When they did the colored ketchup, it was just neon red. I'm like, whose blood is this? Did you like Thanksgiving? No. Yeah, I thought that movie sucked.
01:40:10
Speaker
Or sucked. I've seen it twice so far. and I appreciate it as the only... not the only, I guess. It's not the only Thanksgiving me horror movie, but I feel like it's the most known. There should be more Thanksgiving horror.
01:40:29
Speaker
oh my god, I hope that doesn't appear on the audio. That was totally not controllable. That was my digestive system. Anyway. could have said it was Ava.
01:40:43
Speaker
Okay. that i ah She makes noises like that. she ah I've never heard it. You've never heard her? Ava's been a good girl.
01:40:59
Speaker
Perfect. didn't say all that. But, um... Yeah, I did three and a half. Enjoyed the movie. How about you? I'd do three and a half as well.
01:41:11
Speaker
Hey, look at us so green. It's about a half star downgrade from where I had it last time. What happened? How did it lose points? Uh...
01:41:22
Speaker
I don't think, I find, it's empty. No. I find most of the actors to be kind of charisma-less.
01:41:33
Speaker
Damn. He said they're dry. There's not enough in the story for me to really latch on to, but the kills are pretty fucked up and inventive, and the movie creates an emotional response in me. And for that, I give it some kind of credit.
01:41:50
Speaker
It does? It elicits an emotional response? Yeah, of deep uncomfort. dis comfortability dis comfort Discomfort? Discomfort.
On-Mic Corrections and Future Plans
01:42:01
Speaker
Wow. Thank you. Okay. You okay? Mm-hmm. I get it.
01:42:10
Speaker
Well? Mm-hmm. See, you corrected me on my... Yeah, it was like... Fine, it was... It was a good correction. Yeah, thank you you. We were talking about on-mic corrections earlier.
01:42:27
Speaker
how to receive and like etiquette give a correction. yeah and hey So what are we watching next?
01:42:38
Speaker
I don't know. You don't know. The world may never know. What are we going to watch next? um Pop star, Never Stop Never Stopping. Oh my God, bro.
01:42:51
Speaker
Was on the table. I've never seen it. can't do a commentary, right? We did the holdovers earlier. Then we did 1917.
01:43:00
Speaker
Then we did Waves. um I think you like The Holdovers. i love The Holdovers. I love 1917, think Waves is pretty good. Mm-mm.
01:43:14
Speaker
PG, P-Good? No, I told you. That's what PG stands for. Jaws, P-Good movie? Misery porn. Misery porn? I don't know if I would...
01:43:27
Speaker
Because the long walk we agreed is misery porn, and I wouldn't... try Trauma porn. Trauma porn, I feel like, is more appropriate. That's one and the same. I disagree.
Trauma Debate and Episode Close
01:43:39
Speaker
That's synonymous. I disagree. I cannot believe you disagree. ah why us know. Is this synonymous? o I mean... Trauma and misery? Misery, it's something you're like,
01:43:55
Speaker
currently going through. what we could be going through traumatic events. But the traumatic event, it's like you're the trauma is caused by so like you're experiencing trauma because of an event that happened in the past.
01:44:12
Speaker
When you're going through something miserable, that strikes me as the trauma causing event.
01:44:27
Speaker
This Dr. Pepper is moving through me. But also, not like that. um Just in a gaseous way. He's farting. I'm not, I'm burping. I'm going to go with, um
01:44:41
Speaker
I'm sorry if I burped in your face, babe. I didn't mean to turn that fast. I'm going to let you just, I'm just going to say okay.
01:44:52
Speaker
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:44:59
Speaker
Skull corn honey? No other. I just, um...
01:45:09
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See it differently. yeah Well, I think, like, Like, if something is miserable... Mm-hmm. It's something you're experiencing currently.
01:45:24
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But trauma is... the effect of something you've already experienced.
01:45:33
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It's the result.
01:45:39
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You know what I mean? Okay. She doesn't know what I mean. She's shaking. Oh, wow. nodding. Rolling eyes.
01:45:52
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She's now pushing me out of the room. i'm What? I'm staying further away. Okay. You know all the white man does is lie, y'all. So well don't believe him.
01:46:04
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It's not true. I'm back. She let me back in the room.
01:46:10
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That was our episode on the monkey.
Final Farewells and Bloopers
01:46:12
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Yeah. As always, have a... Rate, review, and subscribe. Rate, review, and subscribe. Five stars. be be Unlike this movie. Merry Christmas.
01:46:27
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Happy holidays. and as always... we givey what
01:46:36
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ah Oh, gosh. Nick is making fun of me. ah For my crunching. I didn't erase the pain, but it would continue. This whole time, I didn't realize...
01:46:50
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I've been cronching. Yeah, and you're about to do it again. it in your mouth slightly. I'm sorry, Nick. It's like I've been putting ah the popcorn in the back of my mouth trying to like chew all silent.
01:47:09
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I sound like the fucking ticket machine to Chuck E. Cheese. ah I am so sorry, y'all. Oh, my God. If you listen to this whole thing, God bless you. Thank you for your patience. I'm going to do some editing, so it'll hopefully be okay. Okay, well, if if this message makes sense on the after. Oh, Jesus. As always. Woogity, woogity, woogity, woogity.