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Ep 89: Strange Brew (Listener Request)
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A beloved 80's comedy starring and directed by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, this one has been requested or suggested by people since Derrick first started talking about doing a movie podcast. This was one case where Jack got to say "I have it on blu-ray" so the gang got together to crack some cold beers and watch some Canadians fumble their way through a beer-soaked adventure co-starring the great Max Von Sydow as a wicked brewmaster/evil scientist. Strap in for a lot of puns and bad Canadian accents, eh? This is another light-hearted family-friendly movie where we get super gross, so enjoy!
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This podcast is brought to you by Whiskey. who
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and I'm Derek. I'm Winnie. I'm Jackie. This is Bad Movies. Worst People.
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Hey, hey. They had a warning, by the way, like a trigger warning on the word a. Yeah. According to the IMDB trivia, one hundred and seventy four A's. Oh, no. That's under low. That's under like there's one hundred and seventy four in the opening segment. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Each. That's about right. Each character says one hundred and seventy four. The Mackenzie brothers, the inspector. Each scene. Is it one hundred and seventy four K? ah They forgot the K's. Yeah, that might be it. By the way, what are we talking about? Dude, one of my favorite movies, Strange Brew, from 1983. Has been requested by people since I started doing this. Okay.
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Um, a lot of them are older people who I don't think understand how to listen to a podcast. hi george i love you But we'll find out now. He still supports us and buys our merch. Good job, George. But a lot of people have requested it probably because they're like, Hey, you beer. Yeah. you ah You beer, so. You beer, you movie. Watch beer movie. Beer movie. ah Funny you said this has been requested since like day one, because this is one of the first Blu-rays I ever bought. Oh. Yeah, I told Jack yesterday. I was like, OK, we're talking about plans. And I was like, we'll just do strange brew. And he's like, I don't get to say this often. You want me to bring my Blu-ray? Yes, in fact, we did. Why don't you bring your Blu-ray? For whatever reason, like it was like the Walmart bins, you know, that had Blu-rays.
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I don't even fucking remember when I had some Xbox, the first Xbox that had a Blu-ray player in it. I was like, I'm fucking buying strange brew, strange brew-ray. That's not an Asian joke. That is not only for weapon four, that is just me being a wordsmith and combining. So I'm watching my brew-ray. And no, I love this movie. I grew up with this. Did anybody else? No. No, I saw it once when I was a younger. Your dad didn't do beer as much. No, I mean, he was from Ohio. Maybe he was tired of hearing a he's like do too close to home, pal.
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He's like, we moved to Arizona for a reason, eh? But it's funny that this is one of your favorite movies because last week we did George of the Jungle for you because it's your birthday. And for the Patreon, we're doing Airheads because it's your birthday. It's my birth month. Yeah. OK. I didn't even know this is one of your favorite movies. I wouldn't say like like favorite favorite, but like I can quote it with everyone in my family, which makes it a favorite. I don't know. I got to quantify that better. It's got a special spot. It definitely does. It is a favorite nostalgic movie. Well, speaking of your favorites, people should listen to that episode on Airheads, which is on our Patreon. Oh, absolutely. At patreon.com slash worst people. I mean, because the Patreon is going to be better, like good movies, but still. Airheads? Yeah. I love it, but a work of art, it is not. No. It's actually probably a bad movie, but it's fun. It's cast really well. Yeah. Who doesn't love Steve Buscemi?
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I'm trying to think of somebody, I can't think, he's optometrist. His dentist. I'm going to magnify this. Good God! Is it a silent thing? It's like life-size Rango's in my dentist chair. ah You know who probably doesn't like him too much? William H. Macy, at least in Fargo. Oh, yeah. I was really hoping you're going to drop something like they got in a bar fight one night. I was just he was thinking about how Steve Buscemi was was you know harassing him that whole movie for money, and then he wanted more money. And then I think he got stuck in a wood chipper or was it someone else? Peter Stormare was there.
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Peter Stormare is the one doing the sticking. Well, they were both doing the sticking in that one scene. but Anyway, that's a different movie. I can't wait till Derek writes a script like, all right, then Peter Stormare is there doing the sticking. And there's another guy there helping him do the sticking. Once all the sticking has been done, they wash it off. They wash off the stick. Stormare is the nihilist, right? Yeah, yeah he believes in nothing. but Believe in nothing. But we want the money anyway. It's not how kidnapping works. Peter Stormare also plays one of my more favorite on-screen cinematic devils in Keanu Reeves movie, Constantine. It's not the best movie. I'm not defending that. I'm just saying when Peter Stormare, the last like five, 10 minutes of that movie is the devil, I'm like, well, now it's a good movie. Well, if I'd known that, I might have watched it. You've never seen. No, we got to do that then.
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when we did hurt When we did our Keanu-thon, that was the one he was adamant about not watching. Oh, we'll do it for this podcast. That way you're not like, well, I didn't watch it on purpose. Jack made me. his if Keanu Reeves, who I love, is the worst fake coffer ever. Like that dude, just go take a fucking bong rip and cough your brains out on camera. You're going to be fine. It is the worst. Oh, you're doing it way better. He's like, I've never coughed. it I don't know how to do it. Oh, cough. Oh, clear my throat. It's still in there. Wait, was that Keanu or Nick Cage? Oh, same. One just picks better movies. Man, they do blend in my throat. But this movie, Strange Brew, was directed by both Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas, who also star in this movie, and not Dave Thomas of Wendy's. No, but he does like a square burger. Dave Thomas of Second City and ah some shows, Arrested Development. Be a doll and just explain Second City for people that don't know. Oh, Second City was the Canadian SNL, basically. Yeah, you got. I mean, it was. Yeah, they didn't say they became TV, but they were also like it was ah improv comedy group. Big John Candy. So many people was there at the same time. Yeah. So many people came from Second City. Oh, yeah. um So what John Candy, John Flaherty, who is ah
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You want to go to the sizzler? you know Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eugene Levy,
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Catherine O'Hara, Martin Short, Rick Moranis, Harold Ramis. That explains why John Candy and Eugene Levy were armed and dangerous with Meg Ryan. That's what might explain why Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara did All of Christopher Guest movies. Well, Christopher Guest movies first, I think. Yeah. But yeah, Schitt's Creek. They met, obviously, maybe back then. No, they definitely met. Obviously, maybe. They might have known each other before. Maybe they went there together. I don't know their lives. I am not a biographer. I watched an interview. I'm not a biographer. I watched an interview on Schitt's Creek because it was David Levy's Dream Child. And it was The Sons show. And they were talking to Catherine. And she's like, Eugene and I became friends on Second City.
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And that's when we met Christopher Guest and that's when we started doing all of that. And that's when ah Eugene and I and that's when David met me and fell in love with me, the kid. I mean, that makes perfect sense, though, because like you're talking about Christopher Guest movies, which have such a fucking troop, like such a players club. Best at show. Waiting for Guffman. We've got a guy in this movie from Waiting for Guffman. Oh, yeah. Who do we have? ah It is. and What the fuck was that guy doing? Is it Paul Dooley? Yes, Paul Dooley. Who played Rosie? ah Oh, Angus McConnis. Literally, you couldn't be more Scottish than Angus McConnis. It's not even M.C. It's M.A.C.
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Yeah, it's McAnus. It's actually ah a sandwich that McDonald's won't do is the McAnus, like the big McAnus. No, we're not serving a big McAnus. But you might remember, since you know, what waiting for Guffin, Paul Julie was the dude that was talking about getting ah picked up abducted by UFO and getting probed. OK. And ah but I had to write down a line because I couldn't. There was a line I really remember loving and I knew I was going to forget it as soon as we got here. So I wrote it down. OK, it was at the end. He's talking about he's like and then every Saturday or Sunday, whatever it is, he's like around the same time I got abducted. I find I have no feeling in my buttocks.
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That was in there, Dooley. No, no, it was in Waiting for Guffman. I was like, I miss that. They were all coming in, they were probing me. There's five or six of them, not at the same time, mind you, in a row. But it's funny. It's great, dude. That's a great Christopher guest. That's a good intro to that whole tribe. I think that might have been as well besides, well, he didn't direct Spinal Tap. But it is. He didn't. It is very much a runner runner. But it's it's a very Christopher Guest movie in the sense of the the players. Yeah. That's why you turn it up to 11. That one goes to 11. And then Dave Thomas, he's been in a bunch of stuff. But the one I remember, Mr. F ah from Arrested Development, he is Charlize Theron's dad or keeper. Uncle, I believe. Uncle. Yeah. Do you remember that? No.
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She's a mentally challenged person, but at the time they use the R word. So MRF is mentally female. And so it's a whole plot line of Mr. F. And every time they say it, someone sings that in the background. And ah Patrick Bateman starts dating her and stuff and they're all telling her like she's special and he's like, yeah, she sure is. Patrick Bateman. Wasn't that his name? No. Jason Bateman. You are doing. pat i always Patrick Patrick Bateman is American. I always do that too. You know what? It's fine. I always say Justin because it's Justin and Justine or Jason and Justine. Justine. Justine. I always say Patrick Bateman because that's who I think of first.
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Although I'd like to see Jason Bateman play the American psychopath. That would just be rock' be so charming. I'd be like, well, that hooker had it coming. Gotta return some video tapes. I could listen to Jason Bateman talk about Phil Collins for no less than a day. And I hate Phil Collins. So of course those two guys also wrote this movie mostly. It's Phil Collins from Genesis. I thought he talks about he talks about Genesis. No, he talks about Huey Lewis. He might talk about Genesis, too, but he definitely goes on and on about Huey Lewis. Huey Lewis is the one where he's killing Jared Leto. Oh, yeah. I could find a better soundtrack to kill Jared Leto to all 30 seconds tomorrow. You know, I have to listen to it.
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But both these guys obviously wrote the movie mostly, but they had a guy do a pass on the script first. Like he wrote a version of the script before they went through and changed doctor. And it was Steve Dajarnet who has been on the show before. Welcome back. He directed Whitney's favorite movie, Cherry 2000. Oh, ironically, your favorite movie. I still can't get over the fact that she hated that. Like that is it that should be that's a perfect this podcast movie. It was so much fun. And you fucked it up, Whitney. I was so bored. All right. Well, we need to watch it again. And so maybe I need caveats. I was going to say some of Jack's caveats. We take some mushrooms, we drink some beers. I want to say when we did that, we were not drinking. Maybe like the whole week. Yeah. you We had taken a week off. I didn't drink for like five days and I was like, I haven't had a drink for a while. Someone's like, oh, really? How long? It was like five days. And they're like, what?
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Yeah, I did five days recently in the same thing. I was like all proud about it. It was like five days. I'm like, well, it's great for me. You shut the fuck up, dude. Sorry, you're sober all the time, mom. God, I'm never telling you anything again because throw it back on my face. I love you too. I don't like how good I feel. Yeah, that's true. I don't like how good I feel. I'm like, where's that side pain? Why am I perky? What's going on? Gravity seems a little weak in this area.
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Okay, let's get to this strange brew. Nobody's telling me to shut up. oh No one ever tells me to shut up. I ate a normal amount of food. We didn't even eat two frozen pizzas last night but without being cooked. You just fucking housing frozen pizza popsicles. You had a pizza cycle. You never had a pizza popsicle. If you do cook it, though, you make sure you cut it with scissors like Cobra. Yeah, because he cuts it the wrong way to friend of the show and often on here. Bleep will often cut a slice lengthwise to make it thinner because he's calies always calorie counting.
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Yeah. Fucking so cobra goes cross way so now you have to choose a crustless slice or mostly crust. It's the weirdest way to do anything. Fucking weirdo. Who just keeps a fucking pair of shears next to their hot pizza? Maybe he lost his pizza cutter because he threw it at someone. Okay. All right. It launched in the in the in the drywall. He left it on the glass table. ah He ran across ran across the bad guy's face. said hey No more Mr. Slice Guy, but they didn't include that in the movie. And then he still continued to cook the pizza right after that. Yeah, of course. He's hungry. So the movie starts with the famous MGM lion, except for I think he's drunk. He's drunk. This fucking lion is sedated.
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but Oh, well, you the actual lion they use is definitely stated. That's not like I don't think that's a stock clip. I think they keep a lion in a cage on drugs. And every time they do a new movie, they're like, bring out the lion. Yep. Bring it out. Bring out the lion sleeping. Wake its ass up then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Lion's dead, baby. I like how they show it that it's that they do it because the way I imagine it's just always a picture and then they just overlay Yeah, which is definitely what they do. But in this, they're showing that the lion's head is going through the whole of that scene. Like one of those things that like the carnival or something where you put your face in a picture of a lady with boobs. Oh, I always go for the strong guy. It's the best I'm going to look. I always go with the lady with boobs. It's the best I'm ever going to look. Same, same. Tomato, tomato. I don't do it. um And so it like focuses on this lion yawning, just like not wanting to be part of it. And then you hear the brothers talking.
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And they it's just this first part was something that they said they definitely added to the script. And you can tell. Yeah. And it's like what this whole intro or just them back and forth. This whole the whole thing with the movie and everything before like all leading up to like the riot and stuff. I'll be honest, you could leave it right out. Yeah. What did this what was the runtime on this bad boy? A 90 something felt a little 90 even felt a little long at some points, just like that. And it's like, all right, I know we're wrapping it up. Can we get those dominoes to go a little faster? Yeah. And it started and I was looking at Whitney because I was like, I wonder if she thinks, is this going to be the whole movie? I can't do this. We're on we're on Whitney's sleepwatch. It was their SC TV sketch, except for like they're just going to do it for a whole movie. Yeah.
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Which I'm like, OK, so not only did Lord Michaels steal everybody from Second City. This is Wayne's World. He also stole Wayne's World. This is Wayne's World. This is Wayne's World, eh? I was just thinking, I was like, God, that is Wayne's World, isn't it? It's Wayne's World. You moved from Canada to fucking Illinois. It's not that far. It wasn't that Michael Myers fucking thing. it's michael Yeah, but it's still S&L. Right. But wasn't it? Lauren doesn't write shit. No, but he produces all that stuff, so I'm blaming him. Conan O'Brien went from Second City to SNL.
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Yeah, more because Lauren Michaels stole it more mo money on monies. Do you know that Lauren does not say Saturday Night Live? What's he call it? Snell? Saturday Night Live. Saturday Night Live. It's got to save that time. Saturday Night Live. Yep. I only know this from listening to the Conan show, the podcast. It's just the stupidest way to save time, though. It is. Well, because it's Saturday night. It's not Saturday. And you know what, he's been doing SNL for what, 50 years? You explain that to the song, S-A-T-U-R, D-A-Y, night! But he's been doing and SNL for 50 years. You cut out one word, 42 times a day, for 50 years. You've saved so many words. He's had to explain that to at least half the people he's used it on, so that you're not saving time at all, Lorne.
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So he always says that he's Canadian, but apparently he's actually from Louisiana. And he he loves his sweet taste. It's close enough. Louisiana? ah Louisiana, Canadian. Well, if you go south and go around the globe, I'm sure it's closer.
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I'm sure of it. There's not a quicker way to get there. All right, we already passed it. Keep going. We'll get on the next run. I did like, though, when they're doing this thing, they're trying to get the lion to roar when he's like, hey, just creak the tail. Oh, she didn't get angry. And they're really touching it. Oh, yeah, I was terrified. I don't care how dosed that lion is. As somebody who actively roots for animals to kill their trainers and captives. Have you seen? Nope. Yeah, absolutely. And I was like, fuck yeah, monkey. But I can't now say that and then go stand next to a lion. Because when it kills me, I'm like, well, I have this coming. And that's why you would never put yourself in that situation. Would you live which preach? Yeah, I wouldn't. The lion's probably like 100 years old. I don't know how lions get. Not 100. I'm not a cat, but I'll tell you. He's a geriatric lion. He can't ah bite me more. They took his teeth out. ah He's got dentures. Poor guy. It's just polyfoam. They're foam rubber dentures.
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So they're introducing the movie by doing their skit. And the thing that made me laugh the most, besides their little fake movie, is when he's like, oh, what's the difference between movies and TV? Show them TV. And they just cut to a TV. Bad definition. I'm just imagining watching this in the theater. And he cuts the TV. He's like, this is TV, eh? And it looks like shit. I'm pixelated. All right, back to the movie. Yeah, and then the wide scope and he's like over there you've got England and Ireland and France and over there you got Russia and Hawaii. Yeah, Hawaii's right next to just off the coast of Russia now.
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Awesome. But I liked, I liked their sci-fi movie. I don't know what it's called. Something about mutants and the year 2051. Oh, they, they said it. They had it. Oh, fuck. It was on the goddamn thing. Was it something abomination? 2051. Yeah. It was on the marquee. So. Oh, okay. I just know cause it said the year was the year was 2051 and Rick Moranis is hunting mutants. I like the in there little movie, which is in this movie. He's like, the character is narrating to the, to the audience. And he's like, yeah, I'm like, Charlton Heston and Omega Man. Did you ever see that one? It's pretty good, eh? That's what you don't do in your movie. And I like Dave Thomas off screen. He's like, hey, act, act, act. I'd watch this movie and I know you would too.
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I think he did watch it and it had like claymation aliens. My favorite part. Oh, no, that was laser blast. Yeah. This is better. This movie is better than laser blast. Like the one they made. Low bar. ah But I like the little the the van on the string. Oh, on the string. It's this little like jet rocket van. Magazine had souped up their van to make it or pimped it out to make it look like, dude, they had exhibit on there. Yeah, they did. All right, dawg. Now this van flies. We put egg cartons on the side to make it look spacey, dawg. And we put in a fire extinguisher that um goes underneath. So when you press the brake, it just that would they they got it on the fucking car lift somewhere to do that shot. like It's such a cool. ah Oh, yeah, the camera tricks. And on the inside, we replaced all the panels with TVs. Why the windshield TV, the brakes, bubble machine. You can't actually drive this car. You're not going to be able to stop, but you can look good dying.
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And we have to mention it because it is from the the show or at least the album. And ah later in this movie, when they the film breaks apart and so Dave Thomas is trying to distract the audience and he's like, oh, you want to get a free beer? You just put a baby mouse in a bottle of beer. And I'm sitting here going, how do you do that? And I noticed in the special features, it says how to put a mouse in a bottle of beer. Oh, no. But I didn't click it because I had enough A's. Yeah, I will do that another time, I guess. It's like you get a baby mouse in there and then you take it back and you get a free you get free beer. They did this one on the album. Yes. And then we're in the audience like it's gremlins to and everybody's pissed and storms out of the movie and it basically starts a riot.
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Yeah, it does. I do like the guy waiting for them in the alley with his two small children. My kids save their money, their their allowances. What am I supposed to tell them, huh? Hey, they're giving was it they're giving refunds in the alley. Mob mentality. You don't get a refund on a movie. You watch the bad movie. Take your lumps, move on. yeah Go and masturbate to showgirls. Especially the pool scene. I'll be right back estimates ah That pool scene and be like this is just like real sex Paul Vera hooven. Yes, it is and that scene is not like real sex It's a lot more like ah when Ace Ventura is being attacked by the shark. It's not snowflake Wait, how do you have sex? Kyle McLaughlin to walk out of that scene and go do not go in there
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Whoo! I'd also watch Kyle McLaughlin play Rick Flair. Anyway, I would watch him do just about anything. yeah um Including take a shit. I'd watch him do me. You're talking about the Friday stand? Who? Kyle McLaughlin. Oh, the captain? Yeah, the captain. There you go. Or, you know, sex Twin Peaks. Come on, Fallout. I didn't watch Twin Peaks. Okay. Dune. How's that? Is that better? That's much better than what you say. Melrose place. I said sex in the city. Sex in the city. Oh, God. Yeah. Melrose place is better than sex in the city. Come on, God. Who are you? A girl. No, it's not going to him. A girl.
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I mean, I always joke and say he's my wife. I'm the husband. ah My wife. All right. I'll never do that again. yeah Thank God. My wife. My wife. You got to stay as plain as you can do it. And then you just say Borat afterwards and people know what you're doing. My wife, Borat. I'm the king of the castle, Borat. I got new wife, and I've been one before, Borat. They go home and give their dog beer, because who doesn't do that, right? That's Canada. This is the only movie this dog was in, and I think I know why.
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He's not a good actor. Well, because they fed him beer, donuts and sausages and he died. He likes jellies. Hey, I drink beer, donuts and sausages. I'm still here. You're not a dog. I do like that they he's a black lab and they painted him like a skunk. Yeah, well, the movie did that. I think the characters, he just naturally got that blonde. Yeah. And white. What's the name of his head? White. You're right. Hose head. Yeah. A.K.A. Hoser. And then we get the dad and the mom sitting on the couch. We don't see him, but we hear him. And the dad's very familiar voice. Dad's voiced by Mel Blanc of Looney Tunes and Hanna Barbera. Yeah. Once he was done with his exclusive contracts. When you say Looney Tunes, it is all of them. It's lug, it's foghorn.
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Foghorn Leghorn. Thank you. I was like, I don't I don't know. Did he do? Oh, yes, he did. He did. i felt to rat oh he rattle some lot here I got a screenshot. I was like starting to write these down. I was like, I'm not doing that. Hit me, Daddy. Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd, Tweety Bird, Sylvester the Cat, Wile E. Coyote, Road Runner, Yosemite Sam, Sam the Sheepdog, Taz the Tasmanian Devil, Speedy Gonzales, Marver the Martian, Foghorn Leghorn, Pepe Le Pew. Some other ones I don't know. And then he started working for Hanna Barbera and he did like Barney Rubble and Dino and other characters there. The fact that you said this guy does Tweety Bird and Yosemite Sam is wild. Yeah, that's range. Yeah, that's range, my friend.
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I mean, I was, I mentioned it while we were watching this. I was like, I'm just imagining now someone drew a cartoon and then Mel Blanc just got into a booth and just went fucking full manic. Yeah. He's just yelling at himself at different voices. I would love to see that. Record this, run some fucking tape. It's duck season, rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season. We have a mutual friend that has passed. I don't want to say names. I gotcha, I gotcha. He had a Marvin the Martian tattoo on his arm. Of course, because he grew up in the era where a Tasmanian devil ah gangster outfit like that was what we saw like Bugs Bunny and Taz wearing those low jeans and backwards shit like yeah that. That was him. And so I always called him Marvin and every because he went by that one name. And so redacted. And and some people would be like, oh, shit, is that why you go by that? Because your real name is Marvin.
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Whitney knows your real name, huh? So they go to the beer store to buy beer and it's called the beer store. I love it. And it's actually funny. I read in the trivia. So, you know, this beer store is dope, though. Apparently they were going to use a real beer store that's like a chain in Canada. And those guys, as well as Molson, backed out of sponsoring yeah because of like the mouse in the bottle and stuff, whatever. and so they had to build this set for this beer store but then later on whatever that beer company was called changed their name to the beer store and it's still the beer store to this day oh well nice so they're like we don't want to support this movie wait people like it all right I will keep it yeah dude you got a guy in the front with just a microphone the podium ah yeah cash register what you want
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Take 12 Molson, whatever you order you just tell this guy he yells it in the microphone. They fucking rolled along one of those you got bells roller belt and yeah Hey, the man, you get the fuck out. You know shopping just never just in and out. Yeah, I know some people love to work at this place No chitchat. No small talk. No picking out. Just fucking you pay me. Fuck you. Pay me. Fuck you. but That guy's not getting tips. Yeah, he's not he's likeking a Decent wage. Look at what he was wearing. He was in like a fun get a tie In fairness, he was wearing the coat of a valet. Well, this was also filmed in like 80, 81, something like that. That's just how you went to work. That makes sense why they fuck up her birthday then. Yeah. Because they're like, well, my bird ah she was supposed to be 21 and or she's born in 59.
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and Because I was born. OK, so this was filmed in 82 then. OK. Because that was another fun fact I read, because they talk about the guy going to see so Jedi 17 times. But this finished filming five months before Return of the Jedi even came out. What a weird timeline. so it was filled in 81 and then there was one scene he's like welcome to Jedi come out and then another time they say 83
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But they knew it was coming out, so. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Apparently, they also knew people were just going to call it Jedi. We don't have time for Return of the Jedi. I'm Lorne Michaels. Maybe they didn't. I just say Jedi. Do you think they started that? Maybe, no. but But maybe they just didn't know if it was revenge or return. Ooh, true. They were like, shit, we don't know yet. Because there already but would have been some promotional material for revenge yeah and then changed. So, because Jedi don't take revenge. That's what the Sith do. Right? Yeah, well, George Lucas changed it. Tune in to Hauntook shots first and listen to our stuff about the Acolyte. I'll save it for that. Because I'm pretty sure there's some Jedi taking revenge. I mean, she's not. No, that's preemptive. Well, save it. Yeah. Move it along. Thank you. Different podcast. Use the force, eh? Eh? Eh? It's not the hose you're looking for.
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oh So the first they get to the brewery and there's like the the it's right next door to an insane asylum right Just to move it why they're there. They did the mouse in the bottle. Yeah and the guys like I'll fucking kick your ass There's a beer store take it up in the brewery or I'll fuck you up. I'll put you in a bottle And all the people behind him are just laughing as they run away with their tails between their legs. This old dude is just like ha ha ha bunch of pussies It's like 68 of those beers
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But they go to the brewery, which is next door to an in insane asylum because that's a good way as it would be. This is how you design breweries back in the day. Also a brewery in a castle. I know that happened back in the back, but fucking a dude in Canada. Yeah, that's a Germany thing. It looks German. It did look German. Well, what's the name was Elsinore, but it was Elsinore. Elsinore. Just just the German guy i was saying it weird. Yeah. The one he's like, bitter fast he's like that's not a real word. Elsinore is how I see it. Oh, we're getting import beers. El Señor. That's Spanish for the Señor. The mister. I'll take one the mister, please. You gotta be careful who you ask that about. But they find a lady stuck in the gate getting electrocuted. As one does. And this lady is... Beautiful, stunning eyes. Pam Elsinore, we find out, who's played by Lynn Griffin, who has also been on our YouTube channel before. Oh, what's she been saying? Also, did we say something else earlier? Maybe I just said that to you guys earlier. She was on our YouTube channel. She played the grandma in Thanksgiving.
00:29:11
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like Oh, fucking A. She's also from Black Christmas. We need to watch Thanksgiving again. Yeah, well, I'll wait till Thanksgiving. Yeah, you could do it at Halloween, but I could. I will. For my birthday. We'll do it for my birthday. Yeah, we'll get you that. And they help her through the gate by pushing her with their van. And it's setting up, though, that- Ramming her. Who is it? Is it Bob? Because Doug is Rick Moranis, right? now Doug is Dave Thomas, I think, and Bob is Rick Moranis. Okay, so Doug is the smart one. it Yeah, he's a genius. According to Bob, he's a genius. Yes. And it's setting up the whole movie. And he does know some little things. He's like, hey, those tires are insulated. If you get out, you're fucking shocked. We'll just ram you. She's like, I can't even open the door. So here, you ram because I don't want her to sue for whiplash. Yeah, if she sues for whiplash, I'm just a hitchhiker. I don't know you, dude. He does this the whole movie where he just says, I love it. Maybe it's part of the thing I love. It like makes makes me miss growing up my brother and being shitheads to each other in a loving way. You know, just that whole just I mean, the whole movie later, he's like, ah oh, when the guy gets like ah ah drugged and he falls down, he's like, murder her. My brother's a fucking murderer. He killed him. I saw it. i saw i so I'm squealing right now. But they get into the brewery and we meet Paul Dooley, who's playing Claude Elsinore, who is her uncle. Who and stepdad, weird.
00:30:31
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Yeah, because his brother died, and then he married his widow. The next day. Yep. The next day we find out. Yep. That's not suspicious. Not at all. Interesting. Look, we fell in love last night. I like this scene with the secretary, and because she is a larger gal, but I still think she's cute, um they bribe her with donuts, and i don't think it's like I don't think it's a fat joke. I think it's a Canadian thing. Oh yeah, because they both have pocket donuts. Yeah, pocket donuts, dude. Come on, Briberg, it's my last one. It's jelly. I'll give you the juice. like I'm just gonna sit here with a jelly donut in my pocket. I like when when Doug offers her the first one, and she gets this look like, how dare you? But then she takes it. yeah And they do a good job. They don't show her eating it like she could. No, she puts it away. Yeah. In another shit movie, they would she would have her scarf it on screen in like one bite, like, all right, here's the dish.
00:31:23
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Yeah, no, there she's like. they Yeah, it's a Canadian joke, not a fat joke. Yeah, I love it. I think they did that. Well, speaking as fat girl. So it's it's Paul Dooley and the great Max von Sydow. Yeah, as Derek corrected me, I can't just say Max von Sydow. You know, why is he the great? Because he's fucking great, dude. He's enormous and he's amazing. But why? OK, so he was in The Seventh Seal, which you haven't seen, I'm sure. But it's a movie. He was the priest in the Exorcist, not the main priest, obviously. The old priest who went to Iraq. He's the the old priest. The one who went to Iraq in the beginning of the movie and shit. Okay. He was, unfortunately and unfortunately, he played Emperor Ming in Flash Gordon. Different time, not his fault. He's just trying to eat. I mean, he was in Conan the Barbarian. He was in Dune. He played Viggo, the Carpathian. Wait, from go Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters II, the lesser Ghostbusters. That's the subtitle. Semantics.
00:32:21
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I think he just voices him, doesn't he? Yeah, because that's not what he looks like. Sorry. Yeah, he did the voice. Also, he is for the other podcast, Honsuk Shots First. Laura Sintenka in episode seven. Yep. He's one of the judges and Judge Dredd. Oh, yeah, he's like the good judge that has to go take the the sabbatical. Yeah. And on Game of Thrones. Don't go far for that one. On Game of Thrones. No, don't. He was the three eyed raven. Uh huh. Before the one in the tree. Little kid in wheelchair took over for. Yeah. brand Brand. Brand. Brand. Brand flake. He's the one that when the the kids find him brand and then the two weirdos he's traveling with, find that dude who's like grown into the tree, the roots of the tree and shit. That's Max von Seidel also. Oh.
00:33:05
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Yeah, I think he's in it for five episodes. Yeah, yeah, maybe three or four. It's one season. He is great in everything he does. Even it's a bad movie. He's bringing a lot to it. He's an imposing personality and he's sinister. There's one part in this movie where he is gripping ahead and I look over at Jack. I'm like, that actually looks like it feels really good. He's like two parts in this movie. He grips ahead. It's his move. It's his finishing move in wrestling. He's holding it and then like also lifting up a little bit. I'm like, oh, that's got to feel good. I know. I could use that. Right. That's what someone like the undertaker or Cain would do to a normal person. That's not another wrestler. uhu You just grab their head and they are now subdued. Right. He's basically as big as one of those dudes. He's very tall. So is his little scientist. His little scientist is tall.
00:33:51
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is like seven feet. Well, no. We're with Moranis and Dave Jones, Dave Thomas. Dave Jones. I didn't realize Dave Thomas is that small until the scene you're referencing when it's them two walking. It's like he is a, it's like the Kimmy Matumbo walking next to two mugsie bogs. I wouldn't say they're that short, but by Stan Lake, five, seven, five, eight. Hold on, we need we need to give props out. I just named two basketball references and your husband knew them both. Golf clap. course I did pick the polar opposites of like the tallest basketball player and the smallest. Do you know how tall Muggsy Bogues was when he played professional basketball? I do not. Five foot three. Shut the front door. And he's phenomenal. Was he in the Harlem Globetrotters? No. He played for the Charlotte Hornets. He was a real basketball player. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're better than real basketball players.
00:34:37
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I mean, anybody can win playing the general. You could have won another tall one. You could have done Kim Mutombo, Sean Bradley. Oh, Yao Ming. Yeah, I was going to say Yao Ming. So he only knows tall basketball players, or really, really short. Pretty naturally tall. Like, this is supernatural shit. Yeah. I mean, he obviously knows who Donald Smartley is. You know what I mean? Manute bowl was a huge, huge, tall, very thin basketball player. Uwe Bowl is a terrible movie maker. OK. It's close to that. Yeah. Do you know who Larry Bird is? I know who Larry Bird is because he was legend. He played for the Super Sonic. No, it was great. He didn't play for the Celtics. He played for the Celtics. Well, he was in that movie, Celtic Pride. That's why in town. That's a line from them. I also know Dan Marino because he was in a movie. So the only way I can get him to know fucking sports references is you know who
00:35:32
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i Do you know? I'm trying to trying to think. um I know some people who played in Arizona. I know who Steve Nash is. I know who Charles Barkley is about Terry. That is dumb. He'd be stupid. I know who Damon Stottemire is. OK. Oh, no. That's so that's weird. at Cats from 97. I had all their fucking clippings out and put on my wall. I was going to say that might be like a ah ah weird pick for people who aren't listening from Arizona. Yeah. Because they're like, well, that's ah that's obscure for him to know. but No, he won us a championship. Oh, my goodness. You couldn't couldn't yeah turn on the TV or go to the grocery store without seeing his name.
00:36:11
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Hey, guys, after this episode, I really kind of want to go out and get a beer. What are you thinking? I mean, OK, look, the thing is, I deal with beer so much in my life, I want something else. i'm I'm fine with beer, but I want like a stiff cocktail or a nice glass of whiskey. You know, the music box is just down the way and you can get an awesome cocktail when they even have like tombstone and other great beers on tap. Music box, where would I find that? Oh, you mean the music box at 6951 East 22nd Street in Tucson, Arizona. Right down there at 22nd and Co. Yeah, they've got a great selection of whiskey, gin, tequila, mezcal, other spirits. Ooh, sometimes they have like putting shots and jello shots. You're putting me on. And depending on the night of the week, we can get karaoke, live music. It's great. Ooh, unhappy hour on, oh, it's Wednesday. It's unhappy hour.
00:36:57
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Yeah. I'm in. You guys are selling me. Let's go to the Music Box Lounge, right now. Let's go!
00:37:06
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Sharks of the Corn? Virus Shark? Cocaine Shark? Shark-topus? Yeah. Those are all real movies. Join me, Steve Coates, as each week I take a comedic look at the bizarre world of Shark-sploitation cinema on Bucket of Chum, the Shark Movie Podcast.
00:37:27
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Basically, those guys, he's playing. All he says in the movie is B.M. Smith, but the credits had him as Brewmeister Smith. Yeah. So that's. Yeah. But we had a good laugh at B.M. Smith. Even the l movement tiny giant assistant calls him. He's like, would you like me to light him up for your brewmaster? Oh, he does say it. oh Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the he might be the only person that says it, though. Oh, Brewmeister. Yeah. Brewmeister. Well, so, okay, this makes me wonder. Which is German for master, isn't it? Yeah, sure. Sounds cooler. I was meisterbaiting earlier. It makes me wonder, though, in the courtroom, he's like, I'm the head of psychiatric care at the fucking Looney Bin, and I want these two remanded in my custody.
00:38:09
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Is no one going to question that that guy's also the brewmeister? I don't think they know. I don't think they care. The inspector fucking should. Oh, Inspector not Gene Hackman. Inspector not Gene Hackman. But like, I don't know. Nobody, but all the people that knew that he was at the brewery are in comp. It would be fairly common knowledge, though. This is a very renowned brewery. ah Big one. You would know in this town the B.M. They just called him in the brewery. They called him Mr. Smith. And that was I think he also just just Smith. I think you just recently took over because they're talking about how they fired everybody and everything is automated and this he's doing no no so I did see this movie before but and once things started getting going I was like I don't remember any of this he's putting mind control drugs in the beer and he's experimenting on patients at the asylum
00:39:00
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to make them play evil hockey. OK, so it vacillates back and forth between two things. There is in game. One is just getting people addicted to his beers. They drink it all the time. Guess what? It's beer. It's already happened. His working. You live in Canada. and Step two is he can control them. To what end? We don't know. That's what it's just one of the tests. Yeah, so. Well, it's Star Wars hockey. That's all I know. It is Star Wars hockey. It's actually. um I would say what's the other one with Rick Moranis? Spaceballs. Thank you. It's baseball. I was one. I was like, what does she go with little ah was it little giants?
00:39:36
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You know, the other one with McMaranis. Ghostbusters? Ghostbusters 2? Talking about Star Wars, obviously I'm going the other one. Honey, I shrunk the kids. Honey, I blew up the kid. Honey, I shrunk ourselves. And then he were retired, right? Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. So an elephant in the room, like he got a lot of shit from people that didn't know the situation when he wouldn't come back to do. They were trying to do a reboot of Ghostbusters a while back, not now. And he just wouldn't sign on. Everyone's like, oh, what a bitch. Dude, his wife got cancer and then died and he retired from acting to take care of his kids. Yeah. That is plain and simple. Why? and I do.
00:40:13
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Amazing. Yeah. So, I mean, he deserves more than a golf clap. He deserves an actual... I'm going to give him a slow clap here. I'm going to give him the clap. I wish I had that recorded. But yeah, Rick Moranis. Good job, buddy. Yes. ah So basically the uncle and ah Max von Seidau are trying to buy the brewery from the daughter who inherited it because her dad mysteriously died. They offer her five million dollars and she's like, yeah, go fuck yourself. Then that's the thrust. Five million and eighty, dude. Come on, that's big.
00:40:47
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Yeah, that's like, what, $270 trillion dollars right now? About there. He rounded up. Yeah, all right. We meet Angus McInnes, who we mentioned, playing Jean LaRose, who was gold leader in A New Hope. Which I didn't didn't pull that. I read that on IMDb, and then I went and looked up gold leader, and I was like, eh. I'm going to go whip myself when I get home. He was also a judge in Judge Dredd. Oh, good. OK. Probably one one with no lines. So the person who did Judge Dredd really liked this movie? No, Max von Sydow liked this guy. He's like, if I go, he comes. um I'm going to go out on a limb and guess because I don't know where Judge Dredd was made, but I'm just going to say Canada. Sounds about right. When did they start filming in Canada over the U.S.? What did we just do that we saw in Canada on this podcast? That's what I was just thinking of because we just kept explaining. Why do I know that person? Oh, Nick Fury had Ron Canada. Yeah.
00:41:40
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um But he also played and it's a character I remember because I watched the first season. He played a character in Vikings. So he's much older at that point. The History Channel Vikings. It was Tostig or Tostig. He's the old guy. Yes. The one that the one that wants to die in battle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. OK. Yeah. So that's that's gold leader slash toasty Rosie. Oh, I gotcha. When we meet him and the boys meet him, he's doing a really good job at twitching one of his eyes, showing he's not mentally well. I don't know how he caught that. I did catch it for sure. And I like the conversation between Rick Moranis has him sign a card. He's like, I got your card, man. And he's like, man, that hat trick you had against Czechoslovakia, shame about your mental breakdown. No, probably affected your professional career. Yeah, because he's all happy because like, oh, this guy recognized me. He wants me to sign his card. And then he says that. And you just see him, like, just crash. Yeah. I'll take you to him. What a thing to say. I do want to mention real quick during this segment where Syedow is, Yvonne Syedow is talking about the experiments and whatever when we first hear about it. And he's like, basically, he's like, I'm going to take over the world, question mark. And he has this big board on the wall with lights on it. And he tells his sidekick, he's like, light up the board.
00:43:01
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And all that the guy does, the guy has to literally go over and flip switches to turn on red lights that signify nothing easier, and easier than flipping a switch. Let your finger fall on a button. And you can just see on the side of staring at this board with all the lights on it, just like he is creaming. You can leave now. I am going to mysterbate. yeah It reminded me of ah Hard Rock Zombies once the Hitler reveal comes through. He's just got the map of the world and he's just pulling down the thing that's like the Nazi, the swastika over every. Go check out a past episode, Hard Rock Zombies.
00:43:35
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Yeah, that's just back in like March. We did it for Easter. I mean, you know, zombie Jesus. They went to the brewery to get the because of the mouse. Right. And they just get hired. They get jobs to inspect the bottles for mice. Yeah. Because that's what happens when you go from all firing all human staff and going just a robot. Yeah. As a mouse gets caught in a bottle now. That's what this guy Henry says, who used to be the guy that ran the brewery. Which, dude, if you think this is automated, just you wait, buddy. This is 1980. I mean, this is not ah far off, other than the mind control drugs, maybe, ah from the way that like Budweiser works. It's a dude in a room with a big... It's like Homer Simpson's control panel in the fucking nuclear power plant. Well, you know who else, last time I was there, is probably
00:44:15
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for five years ago, Stone. Stone had one guy in a lab that just put all computer programmed. Yeah. That's not how we do it in my mind. Even through the brewing process or just the packaging? The brewing. Oh, okay. We were there and they were- That explains a lot about their beer. Yep. That is not how it works in my brewery. We fill our cans two at a time and then I hand label them. I always fill my cans two at a time.
00:44:42
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Threesome. Me and my two hands. But I do like they go home after their first day of work and they tell their dad, we brought home 10 or 12 cases of beer. It's stolen and I'm calling the cops. No, we got a job. We got a job. But it's 10 or 12 cases of beer. This van they are driving is packed to the brim with cases of beer. They take four just to walk away. I can tell you there's a lot more than 10 to 10 or 12 cases of beer. And these are stubbies, so these aren't tall cases. Yeah. You think about like the session or red stripe boxes. Those are tiny yellow jackets. What kind of van is this? Oh, like a late 70s GMC, like a 78. It's got that shorter wheelbase.
00:45:25
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eighteen A little different. There's a little bit newer, more modern. Okay. This is a little more Canadian. This kind of looks like that Dodge Ram ambulance. Dodge Ram ambulance? A ram-bulance? It runs on maple syrup. That's the difference. Check your oil. Oh, here's the problem. You got maple syrup in your oil. Oh, sorry. a They show up at work and they're asleep sleep in the lobby with boxes upon boxes of donuts. Yeah. And Pam comes in and she's like, yeah, we can't leave this here. So let's go to the cafeteria. And they have this arcade in the cafeteria, which is awesome. And the first thing I noticed that is was an arcade cabinet that said Galactic Border Patrol. And it's got like spaceships with American and Canadian flags and some robots or something. Oh, yeah. And I was like, that's fucking hilarious. And then it becomes a plot point. And i guess that's funny. And we'll talk about that more. We'll talk about it a lot more.
00:46:17
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Doug shows how smart he is, he gets the electricity back on, does some voodoo in the closet. Bob shows how stupid he is by drinking unrefrigerated four month old chocky chock milk. Yep. He is so excited with this milk. He's looking in these vending machines and he's like, oh, is that tuna? And all this stuff comes out of the machines. I'm like, is that tuna? Don't eat the tuna sandwich out of the unrefrigerated machine. Just smoke the cigarettes and be fine, dude. Yeah. Get you a couple of fucking darts and play fucking was it galactic border patrol? Darts? Darts, cigarettes. No, I said, and then play some darts. Oh, play some darts. If you smoke enough cigarettes, you're not hungry. Yeah. i When he does, when Doug does get the power on, the vending machines do start just shooting everything out. Oh, jackpot yeah. Jackpot. No, it's loot cocky.
00:47:01
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copy How do I get it? I feel like I was trademarked. I felt like I was playing Borderlands. Exactly. See, if you play a looter shooter, you know what loot cocky is. You beat that one boss and it just starts dropping greens and purples and yellows and oh, oh, oh. So Pam fires Max von Sydow, the great Max von Sydow. How does she fire him? two week notice, which you don't do that. Dude, ah like if you had a shitty bartender that you're going to fire, you don't say here's a two week notice because what you just said was steal from me for two fucking weeks. yep Fuck me over for two fucking weeks. Here's your two week notice when he leaves, deactivate his pass. Here's your two week notice and a bag that has a money symbol on it that you can use to put all my money in that you're stealing from me.
00:47:52
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And Max von Sydow has a different plan. He goes to his office and grabs some guns out of a drawer. Yeah. And Paul Julie is like, Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're not fucking killing anybody. Oh, real quick in the cafeteria, we start to notice things about the electricity. oh There's a lawnmower movie in here because it starts showing high scores. And she's like, I've never fucking played that game. And it's her birthday right below is her dad's death day. But then they unplug the machine because it's going all red glowy. So that's it for now. Because this and then it shoots to being down in the basement with the computer, Cynthia stuff. Oh, yeah. And I do like it's being overloaded. Somebody must have turned the cafeteria on. Well, I like how it might be right here or it might be later. There's like a red spectral thing that comes out. And I think we see it right here. I think it is, too. And Max von Sydow is like, well, there's no scientific explanation for it. So under no reason to worry.
00:48:43
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That's a perfect fucking reason to worry. Are you kidding me? Science can't explain this. Move on. No, we need a young priest and an old priest for this shit. We got half of this. I was wondering if anybody was going to say something about that. Of course. I was waiting for someone to get thrown out of a window and roll down this fucking hill. We don't get anybody throwing up. ah no I almost did. well i mean yeah you actually during Actually during this scene and Rick Moranis refers to throwing up because he tells Pam, i'd kiss you I'd kiss you if I didn't have throw up throw up breath. i't have puke be that kiss you bread now
00:49:16
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ah Let's talk about your wife almost throwing up. It's just a quick scene that we breezed over because one of the joke ones, but they there there's three beers. They each get one, they give one to the dog, and the dad goes, hey, get me a beer. So they each slam theirs, like, oh, I don't have one. So they grab the dog's bull and pour in just And this could barely talk about it. This bowl had wet food in it, like canned dog wet food that's just crustified and sticking on the thing. And now you're pouring a glass of fucking water. Yeah. I was going to say it looks like bad chocolate milk, but it does kind of look like water from flin a little bit of flint water there. Thanks, Biden.
00:49:55
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Yeah, it just started, right? Welcome to Carter's America, am I right? Well, Jimmy Carter here. I never did nothing to nobody. I was a peanut farmer trying to build houses, habitat for humanity. Hey, Carter's the reason why we have this movie. Yeah. I'm going to blame Roosevelt. Well, it's Canada, so maybe not. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Canada does what we do, except for the socialized medicine. Hey, talk to Steve. It's not that good. Friend of the show laid it all out for us on Bucket of Chum podcast where we were featured on one of the episodes. Yeah. Was it on that one or was it on Santa Jaws? No, but it was the most recent. Oh, yeah. It was on Shark Exorcist. Shark Exorcist, yeah. I need a young shark and an old shark for that movie.
00:50:38
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I do when they're arguing, um Max von Seidau and Paul Dooley are arguing about the guns. And he's like, well, you had the nerve for it when you killed your brother. And he's like, I didn't kill him. You killed him first. By the time I killed him, he was already dead. It's just a fun thing to say, like he was already dead when I killed him, which is explained later. But at this point, you're like, what? What? did it come back to Just so you're aware, I wasn't because I could recite this movie. Well, this was my shocker first time saying this. my we And they send ah Doug and Bob in to play hockey with
00:51:12
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the robot mental patients. Rosie even says at one point, he's like, I have to go along with this. I think there was a change of script because right here, he says I have to go along with this as if I'm not drugged, but I have to make them think I am drugged. And then later. Because he got himself off of the beer or whatever. And maybe maybe that's it's just an unexplained thing. At the end, he goes, it can wear off just like it did for me. So I don't think he's actually being controlled here. He's just like showing that he is. Yeah. So they don't go, oh, love look at this guy. not no Let's soup him up. He's not taking his shifty's every day. You got to take your shifty's. Your shifty's are apparently 50 cases of beer. Apparently. Well, they don't give a shit about this beer because when they're playing hockey, the the hockey rink is lined with cases of beer that these people are just smashing into. It's really cool that you have an ice rink in your brewery. It's not cool that it's lined with full beers. Well, they're like, look, we're paying for the ice rink. We might as well store the beer there.
00:52:07
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That's three minutes for chugging. That's it. He's still chugging. He's in the penalty box drinking right now. Well, the penalty box is made of beers. I thought it was, drink I had three minutes to c chug. that's Sorry, I misunderstood. Three minutes for chugging, right? yeah Yeah. You want me to have this three minutes for chugging beers. yeah I got it. I got it. Pam does go back to the cafeteria and this is when the video game like shows her the video. She brings Henry. Yeah. She's like, dude, this was doing some weird shit. So Henry, Henry reminds me of a friend of our ship, not a friend of our show, but welcome back to our show. Um, the only thing that's coming up, naked gun, the part, George Bailey. Yes. and Walsh. No, no, no, no. High noon.
00:52:50
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High noon, a guy in the wheelchair. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You said naked gun and wheelchair. I was thinking. No, no, no, no. Not in naked gun and wheelchair in the one Lance in Savage Dawn. He's got a chair. He's also a nightmare at noon. He's a nightmare. What did I say? Hi, George Kennedy. George Kennedy. He's not George Kennedy. Yes, I actually do agree with that. Who's the one that's think that's that's Canadian? Oh, one of the lawyers. Oh, one of the lawyers. Have you said in a mulch? Oh, your honor, his boss was playing down the loony bed. He ate one of Wonka's bubblegums. Like all these actors who we don't know at all. One hundred percent look and sound like other people. Yes. Yeah. the So you you had said inspector, not Hackman. We said it as soon as we saw him. And then like he delivers a couple of lines like holy fucking shit. You sound like him. Yeah. Not as good of an actor. No. You look and sound like Gene Hackman. Oh, yeah. He's doing OK. Canadian's Gene Hackman.
00:53:46
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he is canadian He's a little nice. He's he's much nicer. well If there was a spoof version of the French connection, they could cast this guy. The French-Canadian connection? and they yeah it It would just be called the Canadian connection. It's made in the French-Canada side, so. yeah But yeah, the video game shows her the video game. I love fishing in Quebec. The video game shows her the tape of her father being killed, and it's like it shows the stuff that's cut out. So Max von Seidau choked him to death, which I believe he's just lucky he didn't get his freaking skull crushed. Yeah. Yeah. He choked him. I'm like, he knew it's still on. He's like, how do I explain his skull crushing to the coroner? Even if Max von Seidau put his hands around your throat and choked you, your head would pop off. Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you what. I've talked about another podcast. I'd assert dominance. Just take my dick out and start stroking.
00:54:36
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I don't think it would bother him. Like, you're going to choke me? I'm going to choke myself. You're going to choke this bitch. What is he doing? Do you give him, do you just like deep soul stare? Oh yeah. I'm giving that dead eye wing too. That's my O face. He played chess with Satan. I'm pretty sure he can handle it. That's true. and And then we see they they take Bob and Doug's clothes. Bob and Doug come back after the game, which they weren't supposed to survive. Oh, no, they horked to their clothes. They horked it. Our clothes were horked. Who would want to hork? But I want to know how a hork is. No, I want to know how Max von Seidel and Paul Julie are fitting and Doug. OK.
00:55:18
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Oh, you're wearing Doug's clothes. Great. Sure. Max von Saito wearing Rick Moranis clothes. If you don't know who we're talking about, look up a picture of Max von Saito and Rick Moranis. There is a like foot and a half, two feet difference, a two foot difference. Yeah. well next i don't I don't know his difference, his his height, but it's no less than six and a half feet. We have Max von Saito at the great Max von Saito as surprisingly only six four. Oh, really? But being next to five, six, but Rick more anus being five, six. OK, it is much more towering. But I don't know, man. Maybe it's like you say, he's imposing. I would have definitely been like six, six smallest. Yeah, they had it in lifts. They were doing the camera angles. Uh huh. But either the way maybe they Gandalf them a little bit. Could have Gandalf them. How did he fit into Miranda's outfit? That's the big question America wants to know. How did you get into Rick Moran's pants?
00:56:10
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It's got to be like the the uniform that um the Richard's made for. It's the stretch itself, like the stretchy, whatever, you know, it's got molecules in it. I'm not a science. Something, something molecule quantum. Jessica Alba says beaker.
00:56:31
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Did you not see the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants or something like that? No, but I did watch The Incredibles. Unfortunately, I did see the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and they all wore those pants, and it didn't make any sense. Yeah, because the pants just fit you. Where'd they go? Magic pants. They went to all different parts of the country. The pants did? Yep. So the girls did. These girls were like friends, and they moved apart, and then they sent pants to each other, and it would fit them all. Blakely, Lee America, Ferdira. I got some friends. We have never shared pants. The chick from Gossip Girl, or not Gossip Girl. Gilmore Girls? Thank you. Lorelei? Yeah. The little one. Oh no. The younger daughter. I don't care about her. and I'm ah um'm team Lorelei. I know no one's fighting in that show. Let me just let me get my bookmark for the Gilmore Girls fucking IMDB bookmark. ah So I'm talking about Lauren Graham, the mom. You are talking about, it looks like Alexis Bledel. Yes.
00:57:23
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Oh, what a terrible name. Blah, bled out. She's very thin. She bled out on the place. She has a big forehead too. She has beautiful eyes also. Bitch don't have nightmares. She has drive-in movies. They go to different parts of the country and then they send the pants to each other. Your wife did what she normally does when she's trying to get us back on track on the movie we're talking about, and she just sustain succinctly just described the traveling pants to me. She got us back on track to our sidetrack. And now we are watching them murder people. But either way, they're dressed as our heroes, I guess. Sure. They are antagonists. They tranq Pam and and Henry.
00:58:01
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Oh, just a quick plot point. While they were in their hockey stuff, they found the secret room. And ah not only were playing the fucking keyboard to get the hockey guys to fight, they got a disc, which I now realize was the dad getting in the disc. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we find that out later. Well, because, yeah, because we'll get the end. Well, it looks like it just randomly does. It's like, oh, cool. I got a disk. But then Max Bonsai was like, that's not the right code that he used. So it's like, oh, yeah. Lawn mower man did it. Lawn mower dad. Lawn mower dad. That's just dad. That's just dad. That's just his dad. This is Canada. They've all got lawns. I'm going to strap up my white new balance, get on my riding mower, and just have a nice Sunday. A. A nice Sunday. It's beauty. Sunday in 3B.
00:58:46
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Three beers. But Bob and Doug also get in there and they, like you said, and they fuck with the thing a little bit. It is funny because Rick Moranis is just playing the keyboard and these dudes are like synchronized ice skating. Basically they're doing circles and they're going back and forth and Doug hits some random shit and they start fighting. He does the titular song.
00:59:10
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yeah He's like, oh, they're fighting. Do it again. Canada's man, the Canadians, man, they love fighting. I get it. Because they're very nice. Yeah. But it also, once they fight you in hockey, they help you back up. Well, that's the way it should be done. Absolutely. But then Bob and Doug get got also. Yeah, these these sleeping darts, by the way, are one of two things. Instantaneous. There are three things. ah They're either passing through the armor or Max von Sydow shooting people in the base of the neck with them. Yeah, he's good. He's good. Did you see that site? He's got that. Oh, that's on a different one. Zoom zoom. Dude, he's about to in like 10 minutes from where we are. Pull out another tranq pistol with a I have a scope like this on my fucking 308. Like it is. It's a rifle.
00:59:58
Speaker
Yeah, sometimes you put a rifle scope on a pistol and I don't. It's not going to help you be more accurate, but it's going to look cool. Looks Joe. It looks absurd. But they basically they stick them and they stick Bob and Doug in the van. They have Pam and Henry in stuffed in kegs. Very large. We have someone here that works at a brewery. Your kegs top load like do you undo the top when you fill it? No, I don't think there's a it's like a whole fucking thing. Yeah. System. Yeah. Canada. Carry on, sir. Carry on. It's metric. Every time you say Bob and Doug, because you say it so fast, I'm like, Baba Yaga? I'm Baba Yaga.
01:00:37
Speaker
So Keanu Reeves kills a bunch of people. I love how Derek is now. On the Hauntouk shots first, I'm known for just explaining things by saying, the force. And now he's doing that to me with Canada. Look, it's the metric system, dude. You can't top with the screw. Canada, it's not legal. Makes security purposes. If I remember correctly, there is like a poll in like a... connector from the top to the bottom. Yeah, because you have to fill and it fills from the bottom and fills it up. And when you draw, it pulls from the bottom. Makes perfect sense. So there's like a tube in this. This is this is BM side. Oh, like he's going to figure out how these are also cakes that are nearly as tall as as Paul Dooley, who I don't know how tall he is, but I'm guessing five, seven and a half. He's not a hobbit. It's not a half barrel. It's a barrel keg.
01:01:25
Speaker
Which I don't know if that exists. It does exist. Ask, uh, Mario. Ask Elsa in your brewery. Ask truck. Oh, that's right. Mario uses those. Oh, wow. They should just serve out of the tank. Yeah, they should just dump it. That's what Goldwater does. They don't dump it. They serve from the tormentors. Oh, thank God. They they serve from the fermentors. But they put them in the van with these kegs in the back and they give them directions. They also tinker with their brakes. They have two brakes. They can stop twice and then they won't be able to stop anymore. And he sends them to a big hill.
01:01:58
Speaker
Cause he wants them to drive off the- Sorry, Paul Dooley, five, nine and a half. But when I first looked it up, I didn't realize I was looking at a footballer who is six foot five. And I was like, there is no fucking way that Paul Dooley is taller than Max Von Sider. Nope. All right, anyway. But yeah, that's the plan. They got two stops, then they're fucking dead. So let's follow them. But yeah, and not only follow them, bumper to bumper. Well, they're not smart men. True. True. Bob and Doug, I mean. Oh, or Paul Dooley. Yeah. Paul Dooley is a fucking moron. He's a mumbling idiot. I think we would. No, we're about to get there. Never mind. Oh, the court. They get to there. They get to they decide to take a detour. Well, first he slams on his brakes just to make ah Bob hit the fucking windshield. He's like, Oh, what are you doing? He's like, Oh, brakes feel squishy. I just tested him out. Just being a dick, though. Because they were not wearing seatbelts. Not at all. And then they go to their house and to feed the dog and they walk in on their parents fucking and the parents are there Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis. Yeah, you got Dave Thomas just plowing on his back Rick Moranis.
01:03:02
Speaker
Get out. It's still Milblong voicing it. Uh huh. Probably both of them, right? I would imagine. Yeah. You got them in the studio. Just blow your octave. We know he can do Tweety.
01:03:14
Speaker
But that's that's funny because they shut the door. They're just like, I didn't see that. Did you? Nope. Because their dad drank all the beer. Oh, dude, this house is looks like a 22 year old house that I had. It looked like a frat house. I was 22 had the house. Well, my frat boys are going to have a lot more ah like Jager and Fireball. Oh, I thought you were going to say roofies. That's who those empty pill bottles laying around. How did you get that much rooflin? I know a guy that's the 80s. I can buy it at the fucking convenience store. go to The rooflin store. But the police start coming up behind them and they're trying to stop, but they can't because their brakes are no longer working.
01:03:53
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And they go do they do go down a hill, but they I don't know if this was the hill. I don't know what the plan was. This is this is the hill because guess who's at the very bottom is Rosie. Oh, OK. And he knew because he watched them get the directions like his fucking dually is like you go this way down the bottom of the big hill. Now, remember, you can't miss it. Bottom of the big hill. And this is the coolest part of the move out. It is. Oh, this van. They launched this fucking van. and And I mean, I read some stuff about it. I don't have the the distance and stuff. They had the distance and everything written down, but it's an eight and a half foot ramp that just goes like like height. And there's this van just flies out into the middle of this fucking lake.
01:04:35
Speaker
Rusting pictures, man. Yeah. Well, we went out. You know, he did what he loved. I hope I can go out with a bang sexually. And then Rosie jumps in and saves Pam and then he presumably drowns. Yeah, because even the inspectors, like he's been out of 10 fucking minutes, no one could survive that. And we get the part we were talking about where she's getting talked to by inspectors. She is surrounded. Max fucking Vonsai with this giant scope, tiny gun. I mean, it's like just a weird, it's like having a giant set of testicles and a tiny penis. so There's no point to functionality. But yeah, he tranks her without anyone noticing. He uses it to bounce around like that episode of South Park.
01:05:15
Speaker
Chicks love big balls, dude. Kind of chicks double up a dude like me. But yeah, she's tranked right out. It's a stroke coat. Wait, what? From that episode when they're making coats out of the scrotums and they're like, when it gets cold, it tightens up. I thought you said stroke coat. I thought you meant just like wearing a condom when you jack off. Easy cleanup, dude. Is that what you call it? I always just thought guys did that. I'm calling it that now. I thought your husband just made it up and I'm going to coin it. Hey, you need to go to the store, I'm out of boxes of stroke coats.
01:05:49
Speaker
Save some socks, man. Just get some stroke. Save a sock. Use a stroke coat. ah These ones you can rinse out and reuse. Oh, no. No. Relub it yourself. No. Having a very visceral reaction in this conversation.
01:06:08
Speaker
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01:07:29
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Dude, it was great. I kind of wish I had to pee. Yeah, it wasn't a long enough intermission, though. No, it's not. I could have pooped, but I couldn't have peed. We come back from the intermission and they're putting Henry in the back of an ambulance. Henry's dead, in my mind, because when they're going before they hit the ramp, that keg falls out at full speed. It bounces four times? Four times, and then the cop fucking car hits it. Harry's dead. Slams it into a wall. ah Dude, like, I know they're like, get an ambulance quick. Sure, he's hurt, but also this is like get a fucking paddy wagon. He's dead. Yeah, get a fucking bucket. You got goop in here. Actually, get a janitor. Get some of those wet floor signs, some kitty litter. Let's just bury the... Let's just... He's already in a coffin. Just bury the keg. You know what? No one's looking. Just hose them off into the harbor. It's fine. There you go. Go be with the fishes. Go feed the fishes. We give this one to Poseidon.
01:08:21
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Yeah, there you go. We were bringing ah those back. Not the worst way to go. But Bob and Doug live by drinking beers and breathing the air out of the bottles. Yeah. So I'm guessing there's no science to this whatsoever, but I'm guessing like when the van started to sink, the bottles, all they they have a hundred empties in the back of this van. They all went upside down to float. And now you just got a bunch of sources of air. It makes no sense, but I love it. That makes more sense than what I thought. those well the The scuba team who's just there to get bodies comes up to the driver window, and you see them all in there sucking on beer to get their air, and he knocks on the window. Doug fucking rolls it down. Guy shows his badge like, hold on, and shows his fucking driver's lights a whole pullover scene underwater. First I've ever seen, and I liked it.
01:09:08
Speaker
I did. I got a real laugh out of me. Yeah, and they're down there. Obviously, it's not like they're filming Aquaman now where no one's actually wet. Yeah, these guys are wet. Yeah, they're really underwater. You see all the bubbles on their eyes and shit like they are down there or in something wet. They're down there. They're wet. It's always wet down there. Darling, it's better down where it's wetter. Take it from me. What do they got? Nevermind. I thought they was talking about vaginas. Down where she pees. Down on her sea. I've always said that. I've always said that, that that is my favorite song because of how dirty it is. Yeah, it is. I'd like to lick you where you shit.
01:09:48
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ah Each of the clam he has gonna get slammed now. Take it from me. But they get arrested and they have to go to court and their lawyer is another Canadian doppelganger. I don't know if you guys caught this one. He looks an awful lot like Timothy Dalton. Yes. Oh yeah. Verywish.com, Timothy Dalton. There's no Canadian Timothy Dalton. Now here's where I thought that I was like, I recognize this guy in his very specific scene. It was this fucking scene. I was like, he's ridiculously fighting somebody in something. he's Like he's a lawyer. He walks up to, he's like, oh, the press, I'll handle them. You think he's going to do what a lawyer would do and be like, hey, no questions. My clients are innocent. Do you hands him off that briefcase briefcase and he goes, everybody was just fucking whips ass and hit this stunt double. Oh, God. Nothing. Oh, this guy who's 20 years younger and has curly, curly full hair. It's like Greg Kinnear doing fucking stunts for Timothy Dalton. I'm not buying it. You're both gorgeous, but fuck off.
01:10:45
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ah Yeah, but I do like how it's that one lone reporter at the end. She like throws her pad down and he just fucking whoops her. Oh, yeah, it's awesome. But so he's a good lay down. He's setting them up, right? Yes, because he is BM's lawyer. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And then the prosecuting lawyers, when we mentioned, it looks like MMM wash. Oh, these boys better fry like chicken. Oh, a line about chicken oh earlier. From the beginning. Yeah, when it's like, I don't know how you can get remarried, the daughter. I don't know how you can get remarried that fast after dad's wedding. He's like, well, we have our memories. The Colonel's been dead and here we are enjoying his chicken.
01:11:24
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Would you like some green be medly like a bean A bean medley. But I think it was before court. Yeah, this is I wanted to showcase how stupid Dooley is. He obviously had read or gotten max found sight of to read him the certain psychosis that they are making her have by drugging her. And he goes, oh, it's a schizophrenia, paranoia, yada, yada, and then gives the definition. And the inspector, Inspector Hackman, he's like, well, that sounds like you just memorized that. He's like, no, no, no, photographic memory. And they're walking through the hall and he's like, oh, that's a great piece from Napoleon. How much that cost? I don't know, four or five thousand. I don't remember. Well, who sculpted this? ah Somebody, I really don't remember. I'm terrible with names. I'm terrible with names. He's like, thought you said you had a photographic memory. Yeah. Well, I never saw the name. And then in court, he's like, it's time coded, which is very hard to fake. Trust me. Like ah for the purpose of court, can you explain what time coding is? Well, just because I don't know what it is doesn't mean it's not real. It doesn't mean I'm not lying. I mean, I'm lying or I'm lying. Just because it's just because I can't explain it doesn't mean I'm lying. And Max von Saito in the back is like, Jesus fucking ripping his temple. As soon as this whole ordeal is over and in another movie, you're dead. Yeah. Yeah, as soon as Max von Sydow conquers the world, he is going to make a fucking urinal out of your skull. A thousand percent. A urinal. I'll work on it. It's going to make a flashlight. A skironal? A skironal. It's close. It's going to make a flashlight out of your butthole.
01:12:52
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So they get sent to the insane asylum, along with Pam, who's obviously not with them, but they're all in the insane asylum. She's about to get lobotomized in the morning, which I don't think is what the court wants from her. No, he's like, I hope she can talk tomorrow for court. And I like the he ah the the assistant guy puts them in the electroshock therapy room and he's like, don't touch anything, it could dude, because it looks like he's getting tortured, but it's them doing it to each other. Like, all right, turn. Right when the guy comes in, because it's like, oh, turn it up to 30, turn it up to whatever. Right when the assistant comes in, he's like.
01:13:28
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Take it up to 90. And I'm like, don't do that. do I don't know what these numbers mean. We've seen Princess Bride. This is a suck off machine. Suck off your life.
01:13:41
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Oh, and then Julie is leaving the the asylum and he's he's trying to get out of this hospital. And there's the guy, the the gate attendant, who's like at six fifty. And he's like, here, he gives him his stethoscope because he was pretending to be a doctor. Oh, yeah, he was trying to kill Rosie. He was trying to kill Rosie. What did you give him? What is that? Oh, this is just a thing. Just a hypodermic needle thing. Hold that. You know, but dually comes out right after him and the guy's like, look, 650. And he's like, all I got is two fives and puts up his fist. Yeah. Oh, Rosie, you said dually. Oh, sorry. I wanted it to be a running thing because it reminds me of. Have you ever seen the John Cusack movie, Better Off Dead? Yep. The little kid. I want my two dollars. I wanted this parking attendant to just run the rest of this movie after people 650 650. He does talk about it to the cop. He does. Yeah. But the whole I only got two fives got an actual the At one point, yeah, because he in he comes in and elbows somebody else like, oh, two minutes for you. Sorry, it was another fun laugh for me. and so It's a genuine laugh. It's good because all through this thing, there's all this, I quote unquote, serious shit going on. And these guys are just constantly like, ah but what about this? They're mug shots. They're fucking around. there those Those big prisoners are going to love you. I'm going to be selling smokes in the cafeteria. Fucking with each other the whole time put bullets up their nose is um My next no says ghost dad and I know what it's references i don't know this when It's referencing a little film with Bill Cosby Camille handles the money. This is where I've got a dog named Rudy and my best friend's name is tarantula. I don't know. ilaable I'll put things in your drinks. Sorry, go ahead. nope get fall on sleep No, asleep. asleep. Don't blink. I'm putting it in you. Go ahead. J-E-L-L-O. Oh, jail. J-A j i-L-L-O. Wait. Jello, say Jello to my little friend. It's a roofie. Go on. Try to.
01:16:09
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OK, so this is where Pam and not ah Kennedy go in and he's like all bandaged up and that door from off the cafeteria is like glowing and burst open. And Ghost Dad like spirals out. Oh, right. We get full on Ghost Dad. That's why I wrote Ghost Dad. I mean, this is 1980s grand old special effects, right? Yeah. And then he doesn't say anything. He like he can't electricity. He can't speak. He he makes words appear and in bright pink. Yeah, and it's ah like Oktoberfest, tainted beer, get there, stop them, something along those lines. Something, something Oktoberfest. Which, by the way, Oktoberfest is in September. But most Americans do it in October. Like the Oktoberfest that we used to have here in Tucson at Reed Park.
01:16:54
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But Canadians. Is October. You think Canadians know any better? I'm just saying though. Canadians are just more polite Americans. I don't think most people understand what Oktoberfest is. They're like, Oktoberfest is in October. No, you're wrong. and It's in September. we're not it's It's to celebrate the coming harvest. Yes, exactly. Yes. But anyway, that's I think that's why in Canada, Derek said it earlier, we all do the same ship, us and them, me and them. Me and Canada are good friends. I love Canadians. Most of them. Or Canadian. I've never been. I want to go. I've been. I have a passport now so I can do it. Ooh, weird brag. You can go get poutine at McDonald's and enjoy that. Poutine, huh? Almost made it.
01:17:38
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We almost get one of those lines, like, back up against the wall. He can't back up, eh? He's already against the wall. Shut up. OK. And then Dave Thomas is giving great facials this entire time. I said it earlier, dude. I enjoy watching Rick Moranis, too. Yes. Like, they are both doing this, like, scrunchie face into, like, open eye face. I know no one can see me do that. Honestly, Rick Moranis is a character. It just looks like drunk people trying to focus. Other than having the the Canadian accent, Rick Moran's character isn't that different than his character in the Ghostbusters. Oh, it's Lewis. yeah Yeah, it's Lewis. Just Canadian Lewis. Which I guess I read because I'm not that familiar with SCTV. I would like to see it, but I don't think it's streaming. I don't think you can find it. Well, I know there's a couple of clips on YouTube, very specific you can find. Yeah. But I guess Lewis from Ghostbusters is also somewhat based on one of his characters from s SCTV.
01:18:29
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That checks out. ah But there's also a tunnel that connects the brewery to the insane asylum, which is a great idea. I mean, we know why. Yeah. But it still seems like just when you were building that way, like you really want this to go all the way to the insane asylum. Oh, yeah. I guess it was all part of that same castle complex. Right. That's true. So it wasn't it wasn't insane asylum at the time. That was the West Wing. It was the servants tunnel. Yes. We don't want to see you. We don't want to see you move around the castle. You gotta get your job done, but stay out of sight. It was the husband's castle and the wife's castle. And that was how the servants- Oh, no, no, no. Dude, this is sister-wife's castles. Oh. This is a big Mormon castle. Nah, that sounds worse. Most people, like, husband-wife castle is great, because, like,
01:19:11
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You know, you come home from work, you want to watch something. Your wife's watching some show about fire guy, the dad from Twilight stopping fires. And I'm like, I just want to watch a movie. If we had separate castles. OK, first of all, you're going to extremes. You can get a second room. You can get a second. He has a second room. It's being used. You can get another TV. We have a second TV. i well that's that's right There we can hear both TVs. That's on and I now have two TVs in my living room That way I can play my Xbox with a headset on if I don't like what's on the other TV I got a projector for the bedroom so like I could lay in bed and projector I hardly know her I can put those we have like the the the tilty bed. Okay, we don't need to hear about your sex life ah Tilty bed projector bedroom I get it i you put the tilty bed up and I can just project on the wall if Oh
01:20:03
Speaker
You clean that up when you're done. You can also put it on the ceiling. No wonder all your way. What? How hard is it go projecting on the ceiling? Depends on how long I've been edging. We have low ceiling. What are you, Jim Carrey and the mass living in Edge City? You could touch my ceiling. Not with my semen. Are you sure? No. Have you tried? No. Well then. All right, guys, tune into our YouTube for Jack trying to touch the ceiling with his ceiling. It's called Jack Jack's ceiling man.
01:20:34
Speaker
Alright, turn on the semen fan. So Max von Sydow puts Pam and Bob into a brewing tank and starts filling it with water like a fucking bond villain or beer. yeah Sorry. This has got to be like a 20 barrel for a mentor. It said six thousand gallons, I believe. Yeah, that's a lot is what it said in the side. And I do like his he's like, man, and we always say we want to like die by drowning in beer, but he's not here and this sucks. That would be 200 barrels.
01:21:05
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200 barrels. OK. That's a lot of barrel. Yeah, it's a lot of beer. A lot. Yeah, we find out. What are Rosie and what's his name? da Dave Thomas doing? Oh, yeah, they split off. Oh, they're they're releasing the fucking release the hounds, the loonies. It's a jailbreak. So we think they're going to drown in beer. They're definitely going to drown, right? yeah Rick Rannis isn't making it out of this movie. No way. It's not a lighthearted comedy. No, serious. And Max von Seidau and Rosie have a tussle at some point here, which I mean, good tussle.
01:21:38
Speaker
Yeah, at least Rosie's like a a bigger dude. Like he said, you know, and a hockey fighter. Yeah. But this is the second skull crushing because one of these guys in armor, like there's three that attack him. They all get fucking dealt with quick. Yeah, they but one of them. He just goes. yes and Oh, and we didn't mention it at some point. Just speaking of Max Vine said, I'll fuck him with people's heads. At one point, he picks up Dooley by his ear and like you they show his feet come off the ground he's like four inches off the ground. It's it's fucked up, man. Yeah, that's he's like, just do what he says, please. Yeah, he's like play the whatever. He's like, do it, do it, do it now. Good God. And then when he sets him down, like he did a great job being on his tippy tippy toes and then like slamming down. Yeah.
01:22:19
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Yeah. I did notice that too. It's like, cause that's what it is. He's not actually holding up surprise, but yeah, you have to have that timing of let go and slam. Yeah. You don't know that. Maybe Max Von Sino is very method. I might know that. Julie is not that. No, he's not that method. He did it. How do I know Julie? I've seen this. Wimpy and Popeye. He was Wimpy and Popeye. So many other things I've seen being a dad. He was Jim Baker in Sixteen Candles. Is that a dad? There you go. OK. He's a dad. I was going to say because I've never seen Sixteen Candles. It's a lot of it.
01:22:50
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So it's really tough for an actor like this where he's got a lot of roles that I mean, I'm glad Derek told you one that, you know, so that was one that I saw oh one episode of this one episode of this. I wouldn't say no more fire. Crash movie. I've never seen it. Crash movie. We'll have to watch. What's the trash movie? Say no fire. There's just every one of that movie is terrible. No one's got redeeming qualities. It's it's up there. There are pieces. Well, I like how I like always sunny in Philadelphia. They have redeeming qualities in your life. Oh, OK. That's fair. They're not redeeming qualities in universe. Not in universe. No, God, no. um Day man. Oh, fighter of the night man. Oh.
01:23:32
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yeah But they're all shitty people. They are. They're great. They're great, shitty people. d the The twins, Dee and her brother, yeah get addicted to crack. oh Dennis. Oh, god, Dennis. Yeah, I love it. I was like, you know the guy from Officer Down. Glenn Howerton. There we go. like I know the actor's name, but I know the character's name at this moment. That's weird. ah Yeah, the poor little baby got addicted to crack. Aww. The dually gets arrested. ah Doug and Rosie save Pam and Bob. At this point, I'm like saying these names. I'm trying to associate faces with them. It's all lost. Like, you know, words lose meaning when you say it. When they go to save Pam and Bob back, they go going to get a blow. Open the tank. Nothing comes out because you are going to bury this with this wood. flood right oh the second it would start draining before you even finished yeah oh yeah you start loosening that thing beers coming out yeah they open that hatch and no beer comes out but Pam does because Bob drank all of the beer I can't believe he drank it all
01:24:32
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I mean, it's as dry as a bone in this. It's a funny thing. It's it's done okay, because he belches off the fucking vat, because they don't know what to do. I need a blowtorch. You can't cut through to the blowtorch. I need a dynamite specialist. Which you could cut through it with a blowtorch. Enough time, you can cut through almost anything with a blowtorch. And then no, he's like, watch out. He's going to pee. Oh, yeah. That I like got a genuine laugh at that. I was waiting for it to be like he's going to he's going to whiz or whatever he says or he's going to take a leak. I was waiting for it to then be the gush dream. Yeah. He's looking very um he ate the piece of gum. Finally. I was trying to think of the Beauregard Beauregard beer flavored gum. That's for me. ah Tastes like a 12 course beer night.
01:25:19
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And then they hear over the rumpleman's for dessert. They hear over the. No, it's Zambuca. You always finish beer drinking with whiskey or more beer okay zimbbuka or falling on your face. So it was like a whole box of Lucky Charms. I didn't get a bowl with you. I just put the milk in the bag and go to town, pour the milk in the bag, cut the corner off the bottom and just let it drain. The trick is to use a ladle instead of a spoon. Hey, that's your bowl. So they hear over the police ah scanner thinking that there's a fire at the. Oh, yeah. The same as the lawnmower dad. Yeah, lawnmower dad or ghost dad. I like the lawnmower dad better because we don't have to think about Bill Cosby. It's always better not think about Bill Cosby. He's just blowing shit up. And so he's like, Doug's like, I got an idea. And they roll ah Rick Moranis down there.
01:26:12
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You got the fireman inside. Dude, you did in two minutes, but would have taken us five hours. Yeah. He pissed that fire out. Oh, okay. This whole place stinks, dude. You might've saved it, but you also just condemned it. Yeah. Oh man, I shouldn't have that asparagus yesterday. and that's a and That's a beer piss. It's already going to be all fucking like weirdly vegetative, and hard minerals. so So these guys are both dead from diabetes, right? Oh, yeah. Characters. Characters. Jelly donuts. Well, I don't know, man. I feel like they they preserve themselves like cockroach. Papa Roach. No, not them. They didn't preserve well at all. Actually faded from existence.
01:26:51
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and then came back and then faded again. Cut my life into pieces. This is my plastic fork. Come help me cut my pizza. Cut my food into pieces. Cut my slice from this pizza. That's what I should've done. There you go. Do it. Cut my slice from this pizza. This is my plastic fork. They still have to stop Oktoberfest, right? Because the beer's being delivered to Oktoberfest. So, Baba Yaga ah goes to their house and gets a poser, paints him like a skunk. No, no he's already painted. Well, he's already painted like that. Was he painted like that earlier? Yes. yeah Oh, OK. Because he's just got gray hair. I didn't see the gray earlier. Living with these people is making him prematurely gray. You didn't hear me talk about it? Well, you said it, but I thought you were referencing the end of the movie. No. No, no, it's it's right off the rip.
01:27:42
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But okay, here's a plot the only plot hole in this movie, in this otherwise perfect movie. They say that they are going to have a skunk, a large skunk. like That's the idea, right? This large skunk scares everybody away from the Oktoberfest. They just announced that El Senor is giving free beer for the entire Oktoberfest. A skunk is not scaring away people from free beer. Yeah, that is the that is a plot hole. That's the only one. And you know what? Not even free beer. It's Oktoberfest. Yeah. A skunk is not scaring people out. But then you throw on top of that free beer. It could be like someone just dropped a bag of snakes, like ah rattlesnakes in the middle of the place. But we have free beer. But this is like. Get on the table. Yeah, exactly. These people are are all running out. They should each have a case of beer. Uh huh. You're not wrong.
01:28:25
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But this is also a Labrador sized skunk. Yeah. But I heard i love they said you've ever been skunked before. Oh, yeah. But I smell like skunk often. I smell like skunk weed. We went camping one October and Candy just barely got missed. Spell it. I-S-S-E-D. Okay. Not M-I-S-T. No, yeah. I called her away. I was like, Candy, no, because she started chasing the skunk. No, you're okay. She started chasing the skunk. Can't tell a story about yelling at your dog with your dog in the room, because she's like, what did I do now? She turned around and came back to me when I yelled at her. Split a second later, that skunk sprayed. I fucking hate scrunks. I smell them.
01:29:06
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Uh, we were, that's my simulator. They get the dog to go to October Fest by telling him, first of all, they give him directions. Like yeah you go down the the six and they turn on the four Oh two or whatever ticket left on six. But they're like, once you get there, you can have all the beer and sausages you want for free. And all this ran out of the room. And this dog, this one, I thought you were going to say was the plot hole was a flying dog. No, it's not a plot hole. But I was like, this makes perfect sense, because if I told Candy, you can go here and get all the sausages you want. She's flying. dude Tell me where to go and I'll fucking find a way to fly. Take off my shirt. It needed that beauty, beauty, beauty. That's not the fucking beam you made where the.
01:29:49
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Oh, I was wondering what that noise was she was making. I don't remember the song. I can hear the beat in my head. Yeah, it was a meme a few years ago. It has that do do do and weird out no this to be like this toic need to be like. underdog. ah ever No, definitely not a plot hole, dude. just ah This is what happens when you truly want something. If you believe it and you want it and you will it into existence, you can fly towards beer and sausage. All right, let's do this. I don't want it that bad. But they break up Oktoberfest, they save the day, and as their reward, they're supposed to take this truck full of beer back to the brewery, yeah I think. But he's like,
01:30:33
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Oh, no. yeah How mind control do you get basically? It's not bad. It wears off eventually. I mean, also, no one's at the helm of this mind control anyway. Yeah. So and like I had previously said, you're already addicted to beer. What are you going to be more addicted? This movie ends with them drinking a truck of beer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I like how he's like, dude, can you even drive this? He's like, yeah, I'll figure it out. It's 10 speed. That's five speed times two. You know, it's like you're going to crash. Like, I'll never crash this truck. It's full of beer. Yeah, exactly. This is a beer truck. I will fight. That's how he convinces Rick Moranis to get it. He's like, it's a beer truck. I won't crash it. And he's like, got it. That's it. Because then the credit come up and we get them. It just looks like them riffing and some of it works. Some of it doesn't. Yeah. But to me, it feels very second city unscripted. Yes.
01:31:17
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Well, and I read that a lot of this was improvised stuff. Like they have a script, obviously for like the actors. But then Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas are just characters. It's a lot. it's It's very much how they did um Anchorman. You know, like when you have those players all on set, du it's like, just go or any Judd Apatow movie. That's Adam McKay. Oh, is it? Yeah. Okay. But still, Judd Apatow, it's the same thing. He probably produces. He has an outline. He probably did. He's got a thumb in that. But like, you know, you you write it as there's an outline, but it's, oh, it's a thumbs out now. But there's, you know, a lot of wiggle room as opposed to with other people. Like I've heard an interview with Bobby Moynihan. He did a Jerry Seinfeld movie, The Uncrusted or Unfrosted. And he's like, there's no room for improv. He's like, Jerry wrote all those jokes specifically. And he wasn't complaining. He's just like, you're that's just not how that one works. There's one movie that we watched that you would swear to God it was improv, but everything was specifically written out that way. A lot of ah because what you're reminding me of and I don't know if you're talking about, but a lot of especially when they're doing comedy, which I guess mostly like.
01:32:22
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The Coen brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Like Big Lebowski feels like these guys are improving. Fargo. Same thing. Feels like people are improving. Every um and uh and and is in that script. I've probably mentioned this on the podcast before, but like David Cross talks about it with the rest of development because that one also feels very improvy. And he's like, no, it's really good writing. He's like, it's every week. We are very, very rarely improving. It's just that it's written really well. We perform it. I think all of the above is what I'm remembering. Yeah. Cause every, everything you said, I'm like, Oh, okay. Yeah. That makes sense. If you've already heard this, it's just, I mean, I listened to smart list and I've heard Jason say that. And yeah, you know, I heard it from David cross. We're good friends. So that's the end of the movie. ya So do recommendations wife.
01:33:08
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um I'm gonna say, yeah, I recommend this. No caveats, even though they're mine. i Well, definitely watch this. I got a shirt that says so. If you were over the age, or if you were under the age of 40, definitely caveats. And remember, this is something your parents watched. I'm gonna recommend just because I did recommend it to a lot of people in my life. I've recommended this often, and I will continue to do so. It's stupid. It's fun. Have beers with them while you're watching, and don't take it seriously. I didn't even drink when we watched this. Oh, weird. Yeah, she had a beer sitting next to her the whole time, unopened. Strange. She went like a fucking weirdo. Strange brew. Some strange brew. Yeah, it'll be the softest of recommends. I was having, I was struggling. Yeah, I could kind of feel it. There are funny, very funny moments. There's a lot of good jokes, but the movie itself just doesn't. It's dumb. It doesn't hold up as a movie. And like you said, it feels longer than 90 minutes. It's literally 90 minutes. Super Troopers of Merefest does better. Yeah, of course.
01:34:08
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I mean, it's it's more of a movie. It's more my speed. Yeah, I I still had a good time and I would watch it again. But this is definitely a drink and watch with friends. Yes. And have a good time and watching and am watching and drinking with all of your friends. Oh, and you heard Jack mention that he has a T-shirt about his caveats. You can go to its caveats. You can go to bad movies, worse people dot com. Click the link that says merch at to public and you can go there and get that shirt. And it's pretty fucking cool. Dynamite plug, by the way. oh You can get you can get other ones with their faces on them. Well, it's a worse plug. I don't want to have someone show me a picture of me on their shirt. Yeah, those are silhouettes of us. You can only see the back of our heads.
01:34:50
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Yeah, that's my favorite part of my head. It's the workhorse. but What do we got next week? Next week will be our Derker Classic movies for the month. These are one way or the other, man. And this one, Whitney helped me choose. as I was like, it's one of these two. You helped me pick. We're doing it came from outer space. Someone else to blame if it sucked, Whitney. Yeah, which I don't have the exact year in front of me, but it's from the fifties, which is why I wanted to do dirky classic movies in the first place. Yep. 50's sci fi slash horror type stuff. Yeah.
01:35:24
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So that'll be a fun one. You can go to our Patreon at patreon dot.com slash worst people. This month is airheads. You can get all our previous episodes. You can get on took shots first, et cetera, et cetera. et cetera, et cetera. And please, guys, I haven't said this in a while, but remember to rate and review because if you rate and review, it helps people find us. And then we get more little more people that find us the more content we make. Exactly. If we have more listeners, then we have more reason to make more things more appreciative. We are exactly. And thank you, Vasion, for our opening and closing music banger set at Music Box recently. Yeah.
01:35:58
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yeah i had to work yeah i got a bunch of snapchat videos of it because they were working that room i said i like i literally just do patches your boy right yeah like dude i gotta to say there is something phenomenal about somebody in his hard course he was wearing simpsons donut shorts and a fucking go away on baiting shirt like Like looking at him, it's like, oh, yeah, he's not part of the band. And then he comes out and just starts wailing. It's like, oh, dude. The last i so the last time we saw him live, he was wearing ah a fuzzy orange onesie that also had a hood. i Didn't he also dressed as um the bumblebee at one time? Did you know that fudggy fuzzy orange onesie is my new porn name? yeah It's just me.
01:36:46
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But that's it for this week. Thank you guys for tuning in. I have been Derek. I'm Whitney. a I'm Jackie. Yeah. Take off. a oh go fuck on
01:37:22
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Dude your dog just locked eyes at me and asserted dominance via an olfactory reaction.