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Ep 113: Almost Heroes (w Ty from Swigfoot)
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For the next entry in our Tucson Music Scene month, we welcome Ty from the ska punk band Swigfoot and he's bringing us 1998's ALMOST HEROES directed by the great Christopher Guest and starring Matthew Perry and Chris Farley, in his final role before his untimely death. Leslie Edwards and Bartholomew Hunt are two explorers in the 1800s, racing their way across the country to chart a path to the Pacific Ocean, trying to beat Lewis and Clark to the punch. Joined by a band of misfits, they get into a bunch of shenanigans and, eventually, find that the real journey was their friendship... or something. This one was a big flop and we're going to have a great time diving into it.
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Podcast Introduction
00:01:11
Speaker
Welcome back for Tucson Music Scene Month. This week, we have a guest, Ty from Swigfoot. Hi, Ty. Hello, hello. To be perfectly honest with you, sir, I have no brother. It was me. I hate this shit. I'm Derek. I'm Whitney. I'm Jack. Hey, I'm Tyler. This is Bad Movies. Worst People.
00:01:55
Speaker
I mean, that is the best joke in the zone. Tell the best part of it.
Pudding Prank Tale
00:01:59
Speaker
Tell the best part. It's like a whole thing of like, yes, I replaced my brother's pudding with sheep shit, and he ate it and everyone's dying. Tell him the best part. I, in fact, have no brother. It was me. I ate the sheep shit. I ate the sheep shit. What a twist. That's like an M. Not Shyamalan twist. It turned out there was no brother. He shit himself, pudding.
Almost Heroes Movie Discussion
00:02:18
Speaker
Yes, this week, Ty brought us Almost Heroes from 1998.
00:02:24
Speaker
Directed by Christopher Guest, the last starring role of Chris Farley. He did have one more appearance. Dirty Work was after this. Oh yeah. but yeah He got his nose bitten off by a Saigon horn. Yeah, it's that Saigon horn that bit my nose off. Better roll.
00:02:40
Speaker
this This is I love this movie. I'm not going to even sugarcoat it. It's a fucking awesome movie. But as we're watching it with Derek for your first time, there are a lot of his other characters, Black Sheep, yeah yeah Tommy Boy, even even Billy Madison, like the yelling on the bus. Yeah, it's a lot of like, what has he done before? What's going to work? And, you know, his co-star Matthew Perry, he's just Chandler on more code. They have their one bag of tricks. Yes. And Chris Farley's is a good fucking bag of tricks, though.
00:03:10
Speaker
Yeah, Matthew Perry's is just a bag of cocaine. Yeah, I bought it off some trick on the corner. ah For those for those who would like to watch this before we talk about it, ah we just talked about this on another way, but it's available on Hoopla. Yeah, it's that library powered one. Hoopla for free. And you can rent it on Amazon and SD for three dollars on Apple and HD for four dollars or buy it for 13 on both. I suggest buying it. I just you know. Yeah.
00:03:37
Speaker
Definitely, if you're a product of the 90s, buy it. Yeah, you're not going to regret it. It is a party movie. And the more you watch, it the more it resonates. I agree. It really hits me deep. Yeah. Right in here. Well, it's been marinating with you for since 98. Just marinated in fucking almost heroes. And she shit sheep shit. And sheep shit. Plum pudding, please.
00:03:56
Speaker
A lot of people might like this movie, but there's a reason that we're talking about it besides the fact that we just told all of our music our musical guests to choose a movie. Yeah. ah This would be 30 million dollars to make. Oh, can I guess that? Can we all go around and guess how much? it Well, let me tell you first how many theaters it opened in, which was not insignificant. It opened in 2048 theaters. OK. Now tell me how many million. Yep. It made seven million. Made 13 for.
00:04:21
Speaker
You're closest without going over, Ty. 6 million. 6.1 million. We didn't say Price is Right rules, all right? He looked it up. Yeah, that's rough. Directed, like I said, by Christopher Guest, who did Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, Mighty Winds, all that stuff. This is Spinal Tap. Yeah. Well, he didn't direct this as Spinal Tap. Oh, that's right. That's right. Every time. That's Rob Reiner. Yeah.
00:04:45
Speaker
I mean it's a very clearly a Christopher Guest movie. It's got Michael McKean in it, like how's it not Christopher Guest movie? And it was written, it has three people credited for writing, two of whom have nothing else at all. ah Mark Nutter and Thomas R. Wolfe.
00:05:01
Speaker
who only wrote this. Those children's books for English kids. yes Thomas Nutter and Robert Wolfe went on a little jolly holiday, they did. And you know what they found? A couple of fucking yanks trying to go up the Mississippi. Up the Missouri instead. of missouri yeah The food alone is worth a trip.
00:05:21
Speaker
The last one is a guy named Boyd Hale, whose most known for stuff was Full and Fuller House. So. Oh, man. Yep, I watched that second one. Doesn't mean it's good. No. showed does I watched my home videos the other day. It's not not good. Not porn. My my fucking childhood Whitney.
00:05:43
Speaker
You need someone to have sex with to make a sex tape, otherwise it's just really sad. The face I gave you. That's me in the corner. That's me with a dry rub. Oof. Ouch. You're going to hurt yourself. Slapping your pork around. Recovering Catholic.
00:06:00
Speaker
And as I said, Chris Farley died right after this came out in 1997. It's actually right before this came out. Sorry. And then Leslie Edwards is played by Matthew Perry, who died in 2023. So rest in pictures to our starring cast. Yeah. Golf club. Golf club.
00:06:17
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But I wanted to bring that up right off the bat because I have a few people
Film Anecdotes & Bill Murray
00:06:20
Speaker
who were also considered or offered the role of Leslie Edwards. that's always a fun Oh, I like this game. Hold on. It's 97, 97. Billy Zane. You wish. Even been on that train for Billy Zane train. She's like Billy Zane should be in every zone.
00:06:39
Speaker
Not Steve Zahn. We're trying to go up to Mississippi. So in place of in place of Matthew Perry. In place of Matthew Perry. Is he a similar looking fellow? One of them is I have three people here. I mean, I wouldn't say similar looking, but tall, skinny, similar stature. Michael Richards. So we've got two Brits, Michael and American, if that helps. Hugh Laurie. Hugh Laurie is one of them. Oh, nice. Oh, OK. Oh, well, he was in 101 Dalmatians.
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Speaker
Yeah, he was like a good thing. Is that like a flex? No. And I'm saying like, that's why I feel like they would have because he's in stupid funny movies. Gotcha. Oh, you said funny. You said hundred one Dalmatians. Translation problem here. There was also Hugh Grant. Oh, and so befudly charming the one that would have maybe improved the role, but maybe not.
00:07:33
Speaker
Bill Murray. Oh, wow. I mean, I would watch it and I now would be in another universe. That's that's a fucking loved movie. Bill Murray and Chris Farley starring in a movie. Yeah, I doubt they would have gotten a along though. Well, I don't think I've done all the cocaine back then. I already did. I don't think Bill Murray got along with anybody back then. True. But I mean, he's the funny one. He knows the funny one. He doesn't want to see Chris Farley just like doing physical.
00:07:56
Speaker
That Chevy Chase was the one that hated everybody. No, everybody hates Chevy Chase. Chevy Chase thinks he's better than everybody else. Bill Murray is better than I am. Bill Murray knows he's better than everybody else. So it's forgivable. I love Bill Murray now because he does random shit for people and he's like, no one will believe you. I goes to a college party and he's doing the dishes. I've heard of him. I don't know if it's true, but I'm going to believe it until I hear it's not. But he walks up to somebody eating and just takes a french fry and eats it and goes, no one will ever
Chris Farley's Comedic Style
00:08:24
Speaker
believe you. He better not try that shit with me. That's how Bill Murray gets beat up touching my goddamn fries.
00:08:33
Speaker
So we've got the the we kicked the movie off with Harry Shearer narrating because it's a Christopher Guest movie. Harry Shearer. Harry Shearer's got to be in everything. If you don't know him, you would know him from Godzilla and Godzilla. This is Spinal Tap. Wayne's World 2. He plays Handsome Dan. Yeah, he does.
00:08:50
Speaker
It's for for us. Previous episode Godzilla 1998. Oh, also Kevin. Oh, yeah. He was also in that. Whoo. Same with Ricky's dad. Yeah. Also Hidalgo. Every time I hear Hidalgo, I think of the movie Hidalgo. So I took significantly less notes than usual, because I feel like you guys got this. Oh, yeah. You want to just you want to just put those away and we'll act it out for you. Like we can do that. I get to play. I want to know. I want to know.
00:09:20
Speaker
And then we've also got Bokem Woodbine here at the beginning and kind of in the movie. Yeah. Another welcome back. He was in big hit. He's got one of the things that made me laugh like like actually got like an audible chuckle out of me toward the end at the the act, the end of act two breakup scene. Yeah. When he's like, well, I'm your slave. What do you think I'm going to choose? I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I'm going with that guy. I where it's, well, that's a broken text sex toy. And it was drunken notes or notes from a drunk guy. I used to take notes when we watched separately, I would take notes in the movies that, and you know, figured out a while ah pretty quickly. Derek's taking plenty of notes. That's not what I need to do. But we were going through it at one point. I was like, I don't know what this note means. She wasn't saying it's like that sex machine is broken.
00:10:04
Speaker
And we, to this day, we've never figured it out. We have to watch the movie yet. Yeah, I was going to say, we'll watch it again. I'll just keep my notes out.
Film Structure & Native Tribes
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I'm like, all right, it's somewhere in this area. Keep your eye open. You held onto those notes just in case. I did. I have like two things saved on my notes, and it's that and the ranking of our Star Wars episodes. Important things, dude. I don't have my list of medication I need to pick up. Oh, shit.
00:10:27
Speaker
Now, a doctor knows that it's in the computer, probably a doctor's like he does his business at an 18 wheeler. He's got to have notes. So, yes, it basically kicks off. They are. So as Lewis and Clark are heading out to the Pacific Ocean to find it or whatever. And he's lost. You got to find it. And Matthew Perry and Chris Farley are going to go do it as well. And I like the beginning is like these two other there are two other men who may not possess their intelligence or their courage.
00:10:57
Speaker
But they are other men. a Top men. And we're introduced to Chris Farley ah take being taken to the hangman's noose. He's about to be hanged. What is this woman yelling dancing
Slapstick Humor Highlights
00:11:12
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in a crowded mess hall? For dancing in a crowded mess hall and then making an officer dance with them and everyone's all, oh, no.
00:11:18
Speaker
so ah This woman that yells and spits in his face made I hope Satan himself burns the flesh from your miserable bones tears good god like But he gets it back he's like alright look once I die once you guys to take me down and then kiss my hairy ass harry but harry butthoks I mean, we are getting a lot of that classic. ah What's the Mick Foley? No, that's the wrestler. And I was like, I was like, what is he doing here? He lives. he He sails a shack down by the river. You said Matt Foley. I started thinking Dave Foley. And I was like, what does he have to do with this? I know. I'm like, what's what's going on? I am. It's Matt Foley, right? He lives in a van down by the river. Yeah. No, he sails a shack down by the river in this, though. Oh, yeah. OK. It's a shack on boats.
00:12:04
Speaker
ah But yeah, so they're going to go. He recruits Chris Farley to be his tracker to go beat Lewis and Clark. Take them down a peg or two. Why did you choose me? Don't you like try getting, you know, one of these other kids like, oh, I tried. You were are the only one I could afford or that answered my call. Well, they didn't have phones, you idiot. God damn it. And I was I like ah Chris Farley is telling all these people about like the stuff that could happen to them on the journey. And he's like, oh, the ah Can I say savages? I want to say savages. Well, you're quoting it. You're not being a dickhead. You're quoting his. Yeah. The savages will capture a white man, split his head open and eat his brain with a crudely fashioned, crudely fashioned fork. You've seen this before? If you will. You've seen this before? I've seen the fork. I've seen the fork. And then do you remember later he goes with the spoon.
00:12:55
Speaker
Yeah, it depends on what tribe. And they do go to a little fancy party. Yeah. And we get dude. i That's one another great one was Chris Farley chugging this whiskey. I better not. I got what doctors call a little bit of a drinking problem. I used to grab 40s when I was a kid two at a time. But he just takes this bottle of whiskey from this powdered because the guy's trying to taste like, dude, taste this. He's like, I have a drinking problem. He's like, good God, man. I'm not talking about getting blind drunk. I'm talking about a taste. And then he gives the line that we love. so Dude, it's also fucking good. A taste. It shall be. And then he just fucking snags the whole bottle. And as he's chugging, he like turns his head and looks at him and just pouring whiskey down his face. It's one of the many beautiful physical gags that work for me. You think it was tea in there? Probably.
00:13:44
Speaker
usually it's something like like that are just caramel colorlored water so again it was towards the end he didn't give a fuck in again yeah as's a method actor dude here you hear how he's laughing he' not long for this the play Weezing laughter. has the subtle told us Subtitles capitalize the W in wheezing. And they they pick up old man Jackson along the way, who's played by Patrick Crenshaw, who I only want to mention because he's blue. Yeah, my blue. Also, he plays a set of twins and bubble boy.
00:14:17
Speaker
Oh yeah, with Jake Gyllenhaal or? Jake Gyllenhaal, not the boy in the bubble. Oh, the other one is a man in the, or boy in the bubble. Boy in the plastic bubble. One has John Travolta, the other one's a good movie. Hey, John Travolta's in some good movies. Okay, name two that aren't face-off.
00:14:35
Speaker
Pulp Fiction, Broken Arrow. Oh, you have Broken Arrow? You couldn't even go like... No, we're out. Like, you said no face-off. I'm out of movies. As soon as I started speaking, I was like, he's gonna say face-off, and I'm gonna get shoved right in my face. Well, Saturday Night Fever is actually really good for me. Okay, it is. It is. Some of the rape scenes in the end.
00:14:53
Speaker
Well, you know, it's the 70s. Someone's got to rape someone. That was our motto. Yeah. It's the 70s. Someone's got to rape someone. Yeah, because, you know, 60s was free. It shall be. It shall be. 60s was free. Love the 70s. It's not. You got to pay for it. You got to take it or pay for it. This is Nixon's America. But Jackson's like, I can kick your ass, fat boy or whatever. And he's like, I could beat the stuffing out of you. You buffed up. Crows cock.
00:15:21
Speaker
<unk>s forget with the nose forget those lines would love on these like No, you couldn't he's like, yeah, no, I probably know
Character-Based Humor
00:15:28
Speaker
you more more tastes of other Chris Farley rolls It's like ah was it and I me and her got it Oh but you can imagine what But I do like when Matthew Perry's like, yeah, you could join. Want to help us load the boat? Can't do that. I'm a fucking old man. i'm an man And then we meet Guy Fontanot. Guy Fontanot, played by Eugene Levy. One of the best characters. Yeah. The most French person I've ever seen on TV. like I mean, Eugene Levy grew up in Canada, right? Like, so this is he's doing his fucking kweebec, his French-Canadian. Yeah, it is. Kweebec. He's just doing his neighbor. He's doing his neighbor's voice. yeah Anyone look at my woman, I will kill them. He's like, I was looking through the window.
00:16:09
Speaker
Your wife's doing Pilates with the drapes open, dude. Sorry. I'm taking a peek. And he does say that he has his wife. It's like, shaquina I own her. I buy a bought her. She belonged to me. It's not my woman. She's my property. I own her. Played by Lisa Bresucia or something very Italian. Not a Native American. and No, according to IMDB, it was she is Puerto Rican, Italian and Irish. Yeah. Native passing. If she wants more Irish in her. I know a guy. I know a guy. And her IMDB photo is also this movie. Always a good sign. Always. That honestly breaks my heart. That's really fucking sad, dude. Right? I thought she was pretty good. She had to have had it all. But we talk about this a lot, though. We don't know. She's gorgeous. She's gorgeous. She might have had a rough time in Hollywood, though. She might have had a rough time in Hollywood. Well, it's the 90s, and she wouldn't sleep with Harvey Weinstein. Exactly. So she didn't get more roles. Yeah. She didn't do it, and good for her.
00:17:07
Speaker
And I do. And I don't know. I didn't get this guy's name. I just I saw him on the TV and knew ah Father Gerard, who's played by the younger cop from Big Lebowski. I wouldn't have you knew that immediately. too Yeah. Wouldn't hold out any hope for those credence tapes. That's that's the older black cop. Yeah. He's the cop with him. But we we had him. Oh, he's because he's the one that's like he's like Richard. was What was in the ah it's Richard Gantz the other against the black. He's like, what was in the briefcase? He's like, oh, my papers for my work. Business papers. Oh, what kind of work do you do? I'm unemployed.
00:17:40
Speaker
And so Matthew Perry is giving a speech to rile everybody up and get them all excited. And one of the guys interrupts whose name is something Bidwell. Is it Bidwell? What's the other one? Why do we not know his name? I don't know. He's just he's sheepshit. He's the sheepshit.
Historical Inaccuracies for Comedy?
00:17:59
Speaker
He's another Christopher Guest guy.
00:18:02
Speaker
I've been to New Orleans. The food alone is worth the trip. And he says that and everybody else runs off to New Orleans. Why we go to New Orleans instead? He's got a great fucking accent. And Chris Farley like, OK, they escaped, but the next guy who goes goes with a lead ball in his back. Yes. So but this is like one of two times that he fires off the guns like he's shooting me with anything else. Like, you know, I got like a fucking what the best load on the plans, like 30 seconds. So I have at least 30 seconds. Yeah, you got time to get away. I get downstream. good New Orleans because ah this muzzle loading pistol is not going to be super accurate. You know that you can if you're a felon, you're not allowed to own firearms, but you can own a musket. Really? Yeah, because you can build it yourself. They really can't stop you from having that.
00:18:47
Speaker
I mean, you can 3D print a gun. Yeah. You can't stop you from having that either. Well, they know you have a 3D printer. They don't know you have a lathe. Felons aren't allowed to have a 3D printer. We don't want you having any fun at all. No, I just really like Warhammer 40K. Yeah, sure. Let's see how they're going down river. And they're going up river. They're going up river. Sorry. Yes, they're going against the current. That's the whole new world.
00:19:13
Speaker
Sir, Bidwell has like the best boyish accent you're going to hear from British. Just that innocence. Excuse me, sir. Why it didn't it be easy if we go down the river? I'd like to just not have to row the whole way up, sir. like It's rad. But it's perfect to make sure. It's so they can beat Lewis and Clark. It makes no sense. Perfect sense. It makes perfectly no sense. Just go find something else. Right? They got a sack of jawea. They've got Lewis. They've got Clark. Dude, they had something else. Barbusha? What's her name?
00:19:41
Speaker
But they had Barbusha. Who's Barbusha? They had Shakira. That's her last name. That's Shakira. Shakina. Shakina. No, I know that. Yeah. Yeah. No, I was letting Jack know. He's like, who thinks Barbushka? I was like, did I watch the same movie?
00:19:58
Speaker
But so he's telling them stories about like the crazy animals they're going to see, the badgers with the paws, the size of frying pans and eagles that will pluck your eyes out. This one time I'm fishing. No, no, that's enough. we You are terrifying.
Storytelling & Character Morale
00:20:09
Speaker
And as people I was waiting. ah So they they freak out like there's an animal right there and everybody starts firing. And I was waiting for them to just be like, oh, it's a log because that's all we can see is them firing at a log. But no, it's a squirrel.
00:20:19
Speaker
It's just a squirrel. He's got something in his hands. And then they shoot some more. That's Americans. It's coming right for us. It's coming right for us. Oh, yeah, dude. I mean, Americans don't change. We love shooting things. Yep. I would have been shooting at, like, I know it's a squirrel, but I get a chance to discharge my firearm. I am in.
00:20:38
Speaker
and i guess ah matthew perry is the one with like the arc here right the story arc because yeah beginning like this next scene he's the snooty rich guy he's the only one with growth the pomp is yeah but he's the one who grows because chris finallyley just you find he finds out that he's fine how he is Yeah. He tried tries a little bit at this point there he took yeah tried to learn the letter. Those flies were there before I got in. We're going to see him try and read. OK, that's the best thing ever. Because there is camp and Matthew Perry is taking a bath and Bokem Woodbine is bringing in the water. He's like, the water here isn't as hot as it was in Virginia. a Fucking Bokem Woodbine. Again, one of the funniest lines. Yeah. it's Like, well, I just got done watching washing my privates in the ice cold river. So I don't know.
00:21:19
Speaker
I think I wore my paisley robe tonight. Exactly. Me, my paisley. like I'm not even listening to you. I didn't hear you i didn't hear you talk about your robes. I think I wore my paisley robe this evening. Oh, you washed your genitals in a shirt. for sure sure i need ri So, I mean, I know that like matthew perry iss not miss fish we up me yourrethrow Matthew Perry is not mistreating him in this movie because he's a slave and in real life. He would have been. But I just watched Django Unchained again yesterday.
00:21:42
Speaker
And I just kept waiting the whole time for him to shoot this dude. I mean, real life Pokemon would buy him one of fucking house. I would have changed things, man. But yeah, we get the story about the sheepshit pudding, which we're we're not we're not going to do. We can't gloss over that, dude. yeah We already know. I know. We already did it. But it's just so great because he's like, you got to hang out with the guys to get the morale, like the morale, yada, yada. And he tells that story. You're not better than us. Morale was bad on the night one. Yeah.
90s Cultural Context
00:22:07
Speaker
right Great trip. If you don't go up a river.
00:22:10
Speaker
But that story is my favorite thing from this movie is this story. Well, that's why when it happened, I went back to the beginning of my notes, made it my intro. Yeah. good I wanted to just get off the movie real quick and or get with the movie. But you have watched Tyler Bean. You has watched this movie countless times. An embarrassing amount of times. Like an embarrassing amount of times. I have watched this in an embarrassing amount of times. I've probably seen this like two or three times and back then. Is that enough?
00:22:37
Speaker
Like, are you going to? Well, we'll get to the right. We'll get to the recommendation. I saw a trailer before. But I didn't know I had a trailer, to be honest. I didn't know it was ever released in theaters. I thought it was just something like 2000. My mind was blown. Yeah. 2000. Is that what you said? Right. Yeah. Yeah. 2040. You were working in the theaters. No, no, no. It got released. It was released in 2048 theaters. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I said that at the beginning, but yeah, she'll
Comedic Patterns & Film Parallels
00:23:05
Speaker
listen to it when she goes back. She'll hear it. She'll hear it when she hears the episode. No, I just want to point out to the listeners like we are split between this side of the room has watched it countless amount of times. This side of the room can count how many times they've watched it. This many one. He's holding up one finger. Wait, they can't see this? It's his middle finger.
00:23:26
Speaker
But so they find a native tribe and go to like get some help or whatever. The Iowas, if you will. The Iowas. And there's this dude who comes up and they think he's the chief and he just slaps the show to Matthew Perry. I could have done with more of this. I could have done with like a five minute segment of just.
00:23:43
Speaker
And the fact when it switches and it's just all Farley, he only hits him. Farley only hits him. oh matt he's slapping So both of them hit Bent. I don't want to give it away. no no Give it away. no Give it away. it Doesn't matter. So yeah. So both of them are smack and bent wig in the face. But Bentwig is only hitting Farley back. He hit Matthew Perry first.
00:24:01
Speaker
And then he starts going to town on Chris. Okay. Yeah, Matthew Perry had it in his contract. I'm only going to get slapped once. Well, it's because he's a dirty little bitch. I got friends money. This is beneath me. You know I can go back to friends, right? Yeah, he is. He's a dandy, which would make me want to slap him more. A precious dandy. He is.
00:24:18
Speaker
That's a good point. Matthew Perry has friends' money. He could just wait for, like, any role. And he's like, dude, I'll do this part. He had a chance to do something with Chris Farley. I think he wanted to. Those final two seasons were a million dollars an episode per cast. Yeah. And then nuts. So, I mean, what, 22 episodes a season? What year did Friends start? Do you guys look at that? 1991? Oh, yeah. So he was very successful at this point. Yeah, it was 10 seasons. Yeah. Do you think he was excited to do a movie with Farley?
00:24:46
Speaker
I think so. Yeah, because they both shared a dealer and they've heard a lot of stuff about each other. Like they met at the dealer's place and was like, we are one. You got him to do a movie to get a coke to this guy named Matthew Perry. You've got to meet him. He's so that's why I got it. They are the ones that wrote it. They are the ones that wrote it. And those are the made up names. Oh, so Chris Farley is Jiminy Hackett or whatever. And the other one is Wolf. And Congress Wolf. or I don't remember the names. That was ages ago. Oh, but I just put it together, too, though. They needed another. It was Chris Farley doing another movie with David Spade, but without David Spade. Oh, friends was 94 because David Spade can't be rich. He's just another like your spot on me asshole. Yeah, that's exactly what they're doing. Good call. I think David Spade could have worked here as a dandy. Yeah. Was he branching out as Joe Dirt at this point?
00:25:37
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It's probably right around. That's the thing. He's not fancy enough. He'd already. I believe I believe Chandler is fancy. OK, all right. Good call. Yeah, I like it. He had already done llama llama llama. What?
00:25:51
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um i yeah I hate sheep shit, I oh swear. i can usually I can usually speak Whitney, but lama, llama, llama. Emperor's New Groove. I'm sorry, you threw off the Emperor's Groove. Underrated Disney. I love it, though, because they're just slapping the shit out of each other. And Chris Farley's like, we come in peace were on behalf of President Jefferson.
00:26:11
Speaker
And that's when you get a gel. That's supposed to be like a get a gel free card, by the way, like anywhere they go. Like, well, we have a letter from Jefferson, Jefferson, sent does the natives gave to even say like Jefferson, you know, the the chief of the whites. Yeah, exactly. hashtag Not my president.
00:26:27
Speaker
But that's when the real chief comes up and we find out that Ben Twig is a little off but and then he just walks away. No, it's better at it. That's a good one. I feel like I'm going to get a ring toss. He's not right.
00:26:42
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And I mean, it's if if our discussion seems a little disjointed, it's because, as Ty pointed out, while we were watching this, this is just a series of skits. Yeah, I know. Like that's the slapping face skit. Then we move on to he a Pittsburgh Nellie. They all are just little. We have one thing to get to, one theme that we're trying to get across. hu It is a very un-Christopher Guest movie for that reason. Yes. Well, no, I mean, if I mean, so the later ones do have a more of a narrative going on, but the whole mockumentary style supplies you with skit like building. I guess I just think it's just a bunch of like like thinking of everything after Best in Show. Yeah. I mean, if you think Mighty Wind or whatever, it's like a scene where it's like the people doing a little bit together and it made it may or may not ever come up again. It's just a bunch of little like I can't think of the word, but like just little
00:27:32
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I interrupted you. No, that's right. So they're like hanging out and having a good time and it shoots to the next scene where all of the stuff is like given to this truck. A long clock, some fucking like a golden teapot. There's a guy jumping on a bed. And as they're going away, Shakira. Shakina, Shakina, Shakina. Nope, Shakira. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I corrected you. I'm calling it Shakira. She's got fat ass. I'm sticking with Shakira because them
Farley's Iconic Performances
00:27:56
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heads don't lie. She's like, see those brains? The Iowans are not going to hurt us. I mean, Chris Farley's characters. Oh, I fucking know. I'm not lugging all of this shit. I saw a chance to get rid of all of his crap and I took it. Yeah. A thousand percent. And you know what? Knocked, knocked Perry down a peg. Yeah.
00:28:16
Speaker
Which I told you the etymology of that term. Yes, we did. Have you ever said it on air? I think so. Probably not. I don't know. You say it to me all the time. There used to be pegs inside of drinking cups to try and slow people down, but people use it as a way to make a drinking competition. Which, yeah. You know, like, I'm going to drink three pegs. And you take people down a peg or two. It comes back into play in this here movie. Yeah, exactly. It just means out-drinking somebody, really.
00:28:37
Speaker
So I think you and I, I think we got this. Yeah, we've discovered that doing this show and you're so you're still good right now, Ty. But when we have guests on, usually by the end of it, they are just like, oh, just fucking movie. And we're all like, uh, so you're in the eel at the end. By the end of it, we're like.
00:28:55
Speaker
By the end of it, we're like, you guys want to go out for a drink? And the guest is just like, you do condense down your drinking to in an hour and a half, two hour discussion and that can get on top of you. It's got on top of us. We were we were the beginning of us doing this. I looked at Jack. There was one episode I was like.
00:29:13
Speaker
I drink eight cans. yeah If you if you go, if you fucking I was wasted. If you pay the money to go to our Patreon, you can listen to the episode of Rise of the Silver Surfer, which I was not on. But there's a different jacket, Daniels. Whitney is just drunk and mad like, fuck this movie. I was also drunk and mad by the end of the by the end of the movie for just like for
Alcohol & Mischief Scenes
00:29:35
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suggestions. We're just like, fuck you.
00:29:37
Speaker
Fucking bullshit anybody give a recommendation. I recommend you kill yourself fuck the movie Lauren Fishburne fuck you Stanley. fuck you stan I like Stanley. That's awesome. Yeah, no I was I was Arizona Beer House, 33 taps, 800 plus cans in bottles. You can do it for here. You can do it to go. You can do whatever you want. Accept that. That's right. Arizona Beer House at 150 South Cove in Tucson, Arizona. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, and every other day of the week. Open 11 a.m. to midnight. We're going to save the whole can, but you're only going to need the tip. I need the tip.
00:30:16
Speaker
So we go to the next bit, which is that this guy bid. Well, ah he saw Shakina's breast. Let me say Shakira. And this guy. Bites his fucking ear. And i like it Matthew Perry is like, it's probably just like a turn of phrase. Exaggeration. Yeah. pull And then that other that other method guy, ah the prat Pratt Pratt,
00:30:42
Speaker
Hieronymus, he looks mess it' like he invented meth. ah His name's Hieronymus. Well, today's Royalty. Back then, tell me there's Virginia Royalty. Hold on. He was a minor or something. for sure how We were all minors at one point in our lives. yeah say He's always dark and dirty. You're going to sit there and tell me that Virginia people have never done meth. like There's nobody named Eustace in Virginia that has a meth lab in the back of their fucking Virginia or West Virginia? Well, definitely West Virginia. Sorry, Brandon. The only reason they ever split it wasn't the Civil War. It's because Virginia wanted to use Drano in their meth recipe and West Virginia didn't. Oh, OK. They split because of that, dude. Yeah, one wanted Drano, the other wanted liquid. They wanted states' rights, right, to make the meth the way I want to.
00:31:27
Speaker
ah ah But yeah, the other guy, hiymus Hieronymus. Hieronymus? Hieronymus. Hieronymus is so good. He's trying to talk into the ear, which is a joke that keeps coming back. I'm going to conduct an experiment. Can you hear me? I can't hear you, sir. I can't hear you, Beth Mount. He's totally like. Your bidwells. May I have some more? Please, sir. I'm i'm a student. I'm a student of syntax. I'm just not a very good student. And we do get a little of the story that you referenced
Character Development Through Humor
00:31:55
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earlier about Pittsburgh Nelly, a Welsh whore that could do things with her one good arm that will make you forget about that thing on her neck. Great voices. Well do the laugh do the laugh again That's perfect That's another one. That's how he named a fork in the river I've only seen this movie once but I've seen Chris Farley movies many a time Yeah, you just got to start low and then slowly get gravelly and then start screaming by the end One that he does later in his movies that he'd cut he goes to a lot in this one is that whoa
00:32:25
Speaker
Whoa. That's super deep. Whoa. I can't go deep. What? Tickles me in all the right places, man. Vocally. I can't go deep. Hold on. He just said, tickles me in all the right places after you said you couldn't go that deep. Conflicting reports here, dude. That was just far enough. Oh, just far enough, dude. It's just perfect. It's not hitting that wall.
00:32:46
Speaker
It's a children's podcast. He is. That's Perry is trying to teach educational. He's trying to teach Chris Farley how to read. And I'm only going to mention it because of Chris Farley's reaction. Oh, I want to mention one of my favorite scenes, man. So fucking good. Here we have the capital A. Whoa. OK.
00:33:02
Speaker
Huh, the capital A. Let me take this in. You know, as people have said I couldn't study uppercase A. People have said I couldn't couldn't pay attention. I don't know if you know that. I saw a butterfly earlier. I landed on a log log with a squirrel. Squirrel got shot. Squirrel's got nuts. That's nuts. That's crazy talk. I paid attention. Okay. This is the lowercase A. Uppercase. No, but the next lowercase.
00:33:24
Speaker
whoall who and his reaction is a small chopps sorry you got an inches from his face He made the same reaction if you showed me all the decibel all the digits you could write out for PI um And this just being like a tutoring in a tent scene again, I just thinking of Billy Madison. No,
00:33:47
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no I love him playing stupid. Like, well, I mean, you know, does this character, it is so goddamn overwhelming for him to see a letter A in uppercase. He's like, okay, I think I'm starting to. lowercase a oh my god for load for alo and then when he goes like he's like and here's the uppercase so no for this shit you want my brain to explode which is almost the Tommy boy I'm gonna jerk the wheel to a we get my favorite part of the movie, her butt. It's Matthew Terry. It's Matthew Terry. Both. As he's fucking scrubbing his way. Keep it on Shakina. Shakira. He was looking at the moon. He was trying to be educated. Then the telescope goes down and he looks at another full moon.
00:34:38
Speaker
This one's a little bit better. Even more beautiful. It was full. Yeah. Dude, there's a full fucking mood. She's wearing like that. I mean, I don't know if it's actually traditional or if it's just from movies, but like just like a leather, like this is no, this is the Pocahontas costume that all color-shakes are buying in the 90s. But like, no, but I mean, throughout the movie. So you don't really, I mean, you can see she's beautiful, but that's it. She's standing there naked and I'm like, whoa, there's a lot of hips.
00:35:00
Speaker
And I'm okay. You get some side boob? Yeah, as I say, we are seeing the most amount of boob you can see without being rated R. Yeah. They were like, there's no nipple. Tape that nipple down just in case. We're going to push the limits of this shit. Yeah. Is it a nipple? It shall be. Chris Farley shows up and looks through. It's it's Eugene Levy. Because he's like, I'm looking up the love of my life. This is like the desire of everything in my body. From now on, me and you are friends. You stay away from me. I will fight. He's doing the Panama. He's very offended. I will fight you with the strength of a thousand. I have to say, as a female, Eugene Levy is not a bad butt. He's got like the wings of hair under. He's in good shape. OK, I do want to talk about the back hair right below his shoulder blades. That's where mine is. It's not as thick, though. No, it's not. That's where mine is because you did not grow up in Quebec.
00:35:48
Speaker
we We blow dry our hair. We put thicker. You see these hairs? These are not one of them. There's some French in my blood, but not enough for the hair to get that thing. it Depends on the French. Yeah. so I mean, it doesn't seem too bad, and but it is, you know, flabby man. But i mean it's not nearly as good shape.
Defining Slapstick Elements
00:36:08
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He was in good shape. and shape He didn't have like the fur crawling up.
00:36:13
Speaker
and one piece like like Robin Williams, Robin Williams, you making that fucking that's a long sleeve. But then we get another kind of flavor of another Chris Farley movie because it's Matthew Perry peeping on this girl. He's like, oh, I get it. You want to look at her by yourself. You want to shake hands with Benjamin Franklin. You want to ah polish the beauty. But I'm just thinking, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees. Who's leading that expedition? Is it Buddy Wackett? Hey, who was your favorite little rascal? Mine was Spanky. Was it Spanky? And while they're sleeping, they are a bear comes to their camp. oh
00:36:51
Speaker
I want to pet the dog. I want to pet the dog. It was a very cute bear. Which guy is this? Bidwell. It's Bidwell. Bidwell. I don't know what's worse. My itchy nose is a bear. He's already had his ear bitten off. Yeah. And then he just has to scratch his nose. And it's such a stupid funny thing because he's like they're all talking at this volume. Yeah. If you move, the bear will see you. Well, they saw Jurassic Park. You move. You're dead. Yeah, it was visual acuity. Jeff Goldblum to the back. Bear finds a way.
00:37:22
Speaker
But this bear drags a Bidwell dummy into the woods. Oh, we love dummies! The bear is much worse! The bear is definitely worse! Very revenant style, takes them off. I don't know, they're just gonna fuck them. Honestly, it was pretty casual. You said it's sauntering off. I'm out of here, I'm picking a Bidwell with me. yeah I was hoping for like a without a paddle scene where it's just like coddled and loved like a baby. it got I've seen that movie, but I've never seen it so far. It's been a long time for me as well. Yeah. Oh, well, maybe they can welcome you back. And I remember a really terrible joke where they ask fully grown. Who's in that Jack, Jack Shepherd, Jack Shepherd, Matthew Lillard, Jack Shepherd about being a boy scout. and He's like, I ate a brownie once. A that would be fine if you weren't a 40 year old man.
00:38:08
Speaker
Well, that's why his wife, Kristen Bell, loves him. Let it go. She likes young people, too. She's in frozen. I'm not telling Derek to let it go. She likes young people, too. They share a thing. Got that. So, Bidwell comes back the next morning. A pair of files. Bidwell comes back the next morning, sans leg. Wait, but wait. Oh, no. This is a good part. But Hieronymus Pratt is doing his unduly experiment. Trying to talk in the ear.
00:38:37
Speaker
But, well, look, it doesn't work at all. But if it did work, it wouldn't work like that because he couldn't talk to you through the years. I need help! Hello! What the fuck? He can't talk through it. He can't talk through the years. And then, well, just like, I'm sure you want to get a hunting potty together for revenge. I love Matthew 3 years. Let's wait 20 years. If we wait 20 years, old age will ravage him like we never could. Sweet revenge. He's like, revenge is sweet sack.
00:39:05
Speaker
Bidwell is the most wholesome character in any fucking movie. Adorable. Dude, I have a fucking problem with my shirt doesn't fit and my life is over. This guy's missing an ear and a leg and he's like, we'll just push on, sir. But we're going to give you a wood leg now. The finest. You're going to make Lieutenant Dan jealous. Bidwell kind of looks... I mean, we were trying to figure out we were watching it, but to me, it looks like the low budget version of Johnny Lee Miller.
00:39:30
Speaker
a little bit. I figured out I think he looks like Charlie Cobb's fucking daredevil. Yeah, I can see that. I just see i as soon as he came on screen, I was like. Is that Johnny Lee Miller? Yeah, it wasn't. Johnny Lee Miller for people are listening. ah Well, and for me, was I don't know who you're talking about. OK, he was in. Oh, he was a dade, whatever the fuck from ah hackers, which we previously talked about. Oh, I. He was in Trains. Devin Sawall, right?
Narrative Structure & Beats
00:39:55
Speaker
No, not Devin. wells on What am I thinking? You're thinking of slackers. No, no slackers slackers. I'm thinking of slackers. Sorry, not hackers. Yes. Yes. Sawall, that redhead dude that makes his dick sing. Sorry, that we all have heroes. I was like, he was an SLC punk.
00:40:08
Speaker
Yeah. Okay. I was SLC punk. He was the. as So it was a giant. speaking about but He was also he was on elementary for a long time, and played Sherlock Holmes. He was in Trainspotting. Yeah. British guy. He was known as Mr. Angelina. Well, I was going to say most of the most famous thing he was in was Angelina Jolie's. Yeah. They were married for like six years.
00:40:27
Speaker
gotcha and there's this whole thing they get to they get to this town snakes bend snakes bend the way he tries to read it can you give it to us real quick yeah yeah so Farley walks up and he goes mo again remember he had one lesson where he was reading the capital letter a got and the lowercase a and he looks at it and says snakes bend he goes
00:41:09
Speaker
ah spotakkersh welcome to shakespe it's welcome to my car yeah ah Losers go home and complain about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. That's actually what they, that's what they call Bokeem Woodbine a snake's bend. I just imagine, because in big hit, he gave up having sex with women and started masturbating when he was like 30 years old. He's like, I never masturbated before. This is great. There's no cuddling. There's no talking. I don't have to think about a date. I just so much money on lotions and nothing else but then as soon as they get to about And they're outside the tavern and he's like Christopher. I was like, okay. Okay. I fucked up that last one. I got this mo ha tit he does exact same shit that's right you tab that's right You are correct and then this is something we all have to reuse at some point in our life It's like I'm gonna buy the men a couple of pints of ale Yes, I think we should and he stops them going names like I think we all know how you get when you drink. Yeah Yes. And he just starts going in again. He's like, no, no. I mean, you get black out drunk. You bet your ass I do.
00:42:16
Speaker
so They're they're going in there. Chris Farley goes to take the veil. The thing is available. What is a tankard of ale? I think it's that bottomless glass, not the bottomless glass, but the glass bottom. Yeah, the glass bottom. Not what the fuck that's called. That's just alone getting shit on. OK, but that kind of glass bottom.
00:42:35
Speaker
For the one you can... Like the metal stein with the glass bottle. Just any of those big steins, yeah, those are the techniques. A point of order, a stein has to have a lid, otherwise it's a mug. Fuck you. Yeah. I deserve that. I deserve that. How many times did you guys hear that on October 5th? I've never heard that. How many times did you get that first? This is the first time someone said that to me and that was my genuine response. Dude, dude, in the good old voice it's adhering. Pardon me, sir. Point of order. A mug has no lid, and a sign must have a lid, sir. I'm just really glad that this is the first time I've heard that, because Jack said it to me. I said, fuck you. He said, fair. If it happened at work during Oktoberfest, and someone said it, my automatic response would be, fuck you. We'd be fucking you, and Eric gets fired. That's the whole thing. Both of my Omaz were born in Germany, and that's just what they told me. If that's true, I don't know.
00:43:18
Speaker
In Germany it might be. Yeah, not here. Yeah, Steinsch. Dude, he said Oma. It's real. Yeah. yeah Both of my Omos. But he goes to the general story where he meets Don Lake, who's playing one of the best characters. Don Lake is a great character actor. He's a great character in this. We've had him on the show for Super Mario Brothers. He was he lives my dream where he gets massaged by a high heel stiletto. Yeah, the desk lieutenant or desk sergeant. I love feet. But women's feet, sexy women's feet. It's not all feet.
00:43:44
Speaker
Yeah, he's not Quentin Tarantino. Big feet? No, if they're shaped right, yeah. Swig feet? I love swig feet. I mentioned I was watching Django Unchained, and chain and like throughout the movie I actually at one point I was like, there hasn't really been any feet in this. Good job, Quentin. And then at the end when ah Jamie Foxx comes back for Broom Hilda, his his wife, ah and she's laying in the bed crying,
00:44:09
Speaker
her back to the door and like pans across her entire body. And then like you see the camera tilt down a little bit and go past her feet and then back up to the door. Beautiful foot curl too. like her like Got it, got it, Quentin. We're watching Inglourious Bastard, same thing. I was like, oh, there's been no foot shot in this. And then it's right at the end. Christopher Waltz, right? Christoph Waltz, whatever. Christoph, yeah. Christoph Waltz grabs Diane Kruger's foot and it's a close up of him like taking her shoe off. like There it is. Also, let me just pause that real quick.
00:44:37
Speaker
So it's not all feet. Like, everyone's like, you must love that. I'm like, nah. But if it's a sexy foot, it's a sexy foot. Size doesn't matter, ladies. Watching Kill Bill with Uma Thurman's like, wiggle your big toe. I'm like, put your shoe on. That's not a good foot. I don't know what Uma did. I don't know what fucking Chinese foot bondage she was into. But it didn't work out well. Well, that's just someone taking their fetish to an extreme after so long. Like, it's like a person who's like, boy, I sure like I don't know. Boy, I sure do like a facial. You know what would be great? A hundred and forty of them at once. Do you know the history of Bukakis? Bukakis? You know the history of Bukaki? No. It was a Japanese punishment for a cheating wife. the men And then became a fetish? The men just came on her. Fuck it. Which men? The men of the village.
00:45:22
Speaker
All of the food? Apparently, all of the men. Okay, if it's your wife cheating, I taste it, shall be. You want to cheat on me? I taste, it shall be. Gentlemen, anyone who comes on my wife. Is the husband is the husband first is that is the husband first or last then? No, because it's also the invention of cuckolding where he just sits in the corner and cranks it. Well, so he's last.
00:45:43
Speaker
So, my question is, what if she was raped? Does she still get boo cockied? Probably. Probably. We're talking about way back then where it was a woman's fault for getting raped. But I still don't like it. It must be nice to be a man. It's not bad. It's not bad. It's gone well for me so far. My penis doesn't bleed once a month, so. You're not wrong. Doing all right. Well, hopefully. Yours does. Shit. Hey, hey, yours shouldn't. Mine bleeds twice a month because I'm an overachiever.
00:46:12
Speaker
And speaking of penises bleeding back at the tavern. I can't wait. Well, how about Matthew Perry is back in. Matthew Perry is saying something and it's Guy Fontenot. It's like got a drippy dong, eh? It's because they're invited to the whorehouse. Yeah, that's right. what It is. This is he's already he's like he's got that that stupid movie thing. He's like in love with Shakira already. So he's like, no, I mean, that's not a stupid movie thing. He's also I saw her naked. He's also even though he exists. I was looking at the moon. I'll be really honest. But he's looking at her and he's like, I've made a a pledge to someone else.
00:46:50
Speaker
Uh, to, to my, my, my betrothed. To my doctor. Oh, my doctor. Because he's, he is, he is betrothed. And that's when Guy Fontenot was like, ah, drippy dong, eh? No, no, it drips when it shouldn't and doesn't drip when it shouldn't. Not any more than normal. Just normal drips. Normal drips, dude. And also, by the way, most of the chicks I'm in love with don't know what exists. Dude, and she liked it. And she liked it. When he was like, it drips when it does and it doesn't when it shouldn't. And she's like, she's nodding and. Nice. Nice. That's better than my current husband. In her native tongue.
00:47:20
Speaker
I meant my native tongue of Italian. That's a spicy meat of all the simpatica. Simpatica. I'd like to grab her ghoul. This dude comes in. He's like, hey, because he's this is why they all came up. He's like, you guys like young women, right? Let's come with me. And he takes him to his whorehouse where they're all scarecrow women made of straw. And these guys, it's Bidwell and Hieronymus who are just like Bidwell is all nervous and Hiram is like, hey, baby, how you doing? You from Virginia? But you have relatives in Virginia. How do you feel about moonshine? Yes. I make meth by the moonlight. But meanwhile, at the trading post, I was going to do that separately, but we were talking about drippy dicks. Sorry. um No, never apologize. It is Derek's job to keep us on track. It is our job to make sure he doesn't. Yep. This is it. Chris Farley off the rails. Chris Farley is like.
00:48:14
Speaker
that he's like, do you know, a dentist, the guy's like, I know taxidermy, whatever. This whole thing leads up to like this trying to I want these. I want these fucking stuffed animals all over like these stuffed heads with giant shit eating grins all around. my kids And they're human teeth. It's a popi and a human smile. It's the mat, the mat, not Matt Damon Damon, but man um ah something about Mary.
00:48:39
Speaker
Matt Dillon Dillon. Yeah, the chompers that hega oh yeah he yeah. Every one of them is a Matt Dillon. Okay. But you guys are saying this is awesome. But we talked about ah the shaggy dog where they put Tim Allen's face on a dog because Tim Allen. He's got evil, evil eyes. Okay. It's the eyes. I showed him the picture. I don't think both of us. Oh, I saw it. You show both of us. I like Don Lake trying to like anesthetize fucking Chris Farley with a mallet.
00:49:08
Speaker
Just wackin' in with a fuckin' mallet. And then just tryin' to pull the tooth out with some fuckin' pliers. oh And it's like a fight scene. like they're they're going around They're going around the trading post, smashing through shelves, flipping over tables, all this stuff.
00:49:26
Speaker
ah He had a molar that's been bothering him since the Mississippi He pulls the tooth out. He's like man should do this a long time ago. I thought going to the dentist would hurt it's and For this pain it ended outside in the dirt and then so Just be because of I've had tooth trauma was rough to watch but also he's about to go to a drinking contest with an empty fucking socket and he doesn't even know oh well, but it's gonna have a drinking contest yeah and a taste it shall be
00:49:58
Speaker
and it's great because i wear we're jumping the gun but haddalgo he leaves it up to him yeah it's like what is it guns pistol swords somebody comes in and says hidalgo here and were like the fuck is hidalgo crazyasss fucking spanish conquis dudor that's roaming the lands looking for What he's looking for so what is he looking for you to be the fountain of youth? I don't know. He leaves it kind of vague. where He's like, I'm looking for beautiful parts of the land. Basically, I'm on a murder and rape spree and ain't no one is going to stop me. And he just wants nice. And he does. He has the best hair. Hidalgo played by ah Kevin Dunn. Welcome back. Welcome back. Great. Godzilla 98. And we'll see him again because he was in Ghostbusters two marked for death chain and reaction. ah The first Transformers one and two.
00:50:40
Speaker
I was going to say at least I think he takes a weed brownie and that's not a bad thing. Yeah, he and his wife do weed brownies. Those movies suck, but I love Kevin Dunn. They're also like Mickey. They're the first. All of them with with Wiki. He's in all three of them. Oh, is he? Did you take your ecstasy? Roll out. Let's party.
00:50:59
Speaker
But yeah, he has the whole thing about how his hair is the most beautiful in the world and it is beautiful curly hair. But it's really thin. I think it's not that cool. I found to know has a much better hair under the beanie. And I think it's funny, though, because, yeah, oh, Van Dyke is beautiful. Whitney commented about how the wig was good. And then it turns out at the end of the movie that he's actually wearing a wig in the movie. I'm like, so the best wig in the movie was the guy who was actually wearing a wig in the movie. It's not for the movie like everybody else sell the illusion.
00:51:31
Speaker
but dude to thirty million dollars picture it's thirty but took a merkin and put it on it glued on his absolutely did Like you could see the glue Let's stop by the whore house real quick. My chin's a little itchy. I'd like to cover it up with something Do you have a casual merkin or a conquering merkin? We Oh have a formal work at Merkin. Oh, I guess that'll do. And there's a swimming Merkin. I need that cross country Merkin. It's just a giant Merkin across the country. I think they call it the Bible Belt. There is a quick appearance by another character actor that we all recognized or at least the three of us recognized right away. Yeah. He's just plays. He's created this new bartender.
00:52:14
Speaker
And anybody that's ah obsessed with Seinfeld like me would know him as this bizarro Jerry. Elaine gets a bunch of friends and there's an opposite version of all of them. He's the opposite of Jerry. hold I can see that. He ends up getting a vasectomy because she's like, well, I don't want to have kids like I got a vasectomy. He's like, well, I might want them later. He's like, I'll reverse it.
00:52:32
Speaker
Must be nice to be a man. It's not bad. He's been in a bunch of stuff. Like, I mean, I recognize he was in Oppenheimer. He's in The Expanse. But the big thing is like starring role for a long time was ah White Collar. White Collar. He was the ex roommate. Watch the shit out of that. Is that a show? Yeah. Yeah. I want to say if it's not USA, it should be. It was USA with with um Matthew something. Bomer. Bomer. Bomer. I know the guy the the guy that plays the Invisible Man, whatever on jim Doom Patrol. Larry.
00:53:01
Speaker
Okay. He's Larry. The invisible man. He's not invisible. He's not invisible. He's covered in radiation from head to toe, so he wraps himself in these bandages and gobbles that don't- Okay, but he's like an invisible man. But I can see him. Because he's wrapped in bandages. Yeah, and when he takes him off, he's a ghoul. Okay. Gaba ghoul. I don't know. Gaba ghoul. I see a guy wrapped in bandages. We brought him back. It's a little man. I see a guy wrapped in bandages. I think invisible man. I know what you're saying. I'm just being a dickhead. He ends up being like a Stein has to have a lid and a mug has no lid. My name's Bidwell, sir. He doesn't mean like a space entity. Pardon me, sir. He can't be invisible if I can see him. Isn't he something like a space entity or something? He has a space entity inside of you. That's what it is. You've heard it once. You've heard it thousands of times. But this guy's name is Tim. This guy's name is Tim Decay, if anybody cares. Tim Decay. It needs his own movie. Yeah. And it's about zombies. Yeah. It's D.E. capital D, lowercase e, capital K, lowercase a y. Ah, D'Kai. D'Kai. D'Kai. Right, Tim D'Kai here. I was born in Michigan, I'm not sure why I have this accent. I'm not gonna lie, I've been doing it most of my life to understand why. You're not from Texas? I'm from Michigan. I am not from Texas. I told a story a long time ago where I did a concert and this dude next to me, he's like, can I hit your marijuana cigarette? I'm not from here. I'm like, yeah, I know you're not from here. He's like,
00:54:20
Speaker
I am from Texas, you know, back home. i'm like What's going on? Y'all riding and roping and whatnot. You know, the horses rode your champ 1984. I like to make clam chowder like from where I'm from, Boston. So Hidalgo notices Shakira and he comes over to start talking to Guy and whatnot. And he's like, hey, if you join us, you know, I'm not going to kill you. And everything that's yours is mine. But if I don't join you, what happens? I will cut off your limbs and skin you. I think is he goes full Lance Henderson. Yeah, you know, professional note. This guy is very impressive. Very impressive. There's why I don't have to pay attention much at this point. I had started taking less notes. I just wrote down rough ideas because I'm like, he'll fix it. that We got you. We'll fix it in pre.
00:55:08
Speaker
but yeah, so he's like, he's like, again you know, I'll, I'll, I'll do this. I'll do that. He's like, okay, cool.
Farley's Comedic Poses
00:55:13
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I'll join you. That's fine. Yeah. ah He goes, I'll do it. I'll do it. And then Chris Farley comes in and because, well, first match is like, Oh yeah. Take take me.
00:55:25
Speaker
Take me, not her. And Hidalgo has him, like, stand with his hands on his hips and stuff, and he's like, no, I'm gonna take the hot chick. Do me a favor, lick your lips real quick, okay? Yes. um Now, ah bend over, grab your toes. Ooh, I like what I see there. Can you spread them a little bit more? Spread your cheeks. Don't like that. No, the toes. Spread the toes. Can you spread your toes for me? ah ah Have you ever thought about wearing those shoes that wrap your toes individually? Whoa!
00:55:51
Speaker
But yeah, Chris Farley comes in and he is freshly bathed. I did like that when he took the bath and the water's just disgusting. Some of those flies were already in there. Dude, the best. There's like a cockroach swimming. What did the guys say when he's like, might I suggest a bath? Because you smell... You smell like something that's been passed through the system of a sick old woman.
00:56:11
Speaker
maybe dinner and been theres so and and he's like i can oblige sir dude i know I know exactly what that smell is. I worked in the hospital for many of years. I was a home health caregiver. There's a certain.
00:56:27
Speaker
Mercediff smell. Mercediff? There's a certain Elon Musk to those women. Once you've smelled it, you know what that fucking smell is.
Humor on Musk & Social Media
00:56:43
Speaker
Did you guys hear about the Doge, the Department of Doge? No, I can't wait to be depressed. So Donald Trump has appointed Elon Musk to some office and it's the Department of Governmental Efficiency, which they chose because the acronym is Doge. I hate so much about the thing you were trying to say. Yeah, it's the first thing I learned when I made an account for the podcast. Do you want me to talk about C-diff again?
00:57:09
Speaker
Yeah. I was talking back to see, dude. It was the first thing I learned when I created an account on Blue Sky for the podcast, because it's a bunch of people who fled from Twitter, so they don't have to listen to Elon Musk anymore. And they're all making fun of Elon Musk, which is great. I like that.
00:57:26
Speaker
Anyway, so that's a good glowing recommendation for your social media. Hey, we don't have Elon Musk. We have Elon Musk jokes. Sign me up. But yeah, so Chris
Drinking Contest & Mountain Crossing
00:57:35
Speaker
Farley shows up, challenges Hidalgo to some kind of competition. I challenge it to a duo. Yeah. And he's like, good Farley. Do you want blades? Do you want guns? Do you want whatever? And he's like, I challenge you to drink. ah Let's play a little game called ah Edward Tankard Hands.
00:57:53
Speaker
And so they have a drinking contest. This is where she's a glass bottom. Yes, anchored, anchored. And ah this is you see Guy Fontanel and all the other ah guys passed out in the back. So apparently they were trying to keep up. Yeah. But this wasn't even written. This is just what happened. off He had a drink and all his men. Yeah. So Chris Farley wins. And I just he gets up and he turns to Matthew Perry and he's like, maybe now you'll agree that drinking has its benefits. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right. You did good. You did good. i'm um Yeah. I'm very proud of you. Well, okay. Well, maybe now you'll agree that drinking has its benefits. You said that already. Excuse me. I think it's time for the liquor to take effect.
00:58:36
Speaker
yeah du it so far yeah yeah i love farley And also the subtitles had a lot of ends just yeah the subtitle game was usually on point really was But now that ghee is out of the picture the Shakina tries to seduce Matthew Perry, that's right ghee takes off with fucking Hidalgo not no it's Shakira I know I said Shakina cuz I wrote it down like a Respectful human beings and phonetically hmm No, no, what I'm reading here is Shaquina, but she don't live here no mo. So solid. Super great reference. But so she tries to s seduce Matthew Perry. He's not he is into it, but he acts like he's not. How could he not be? He was right. I know gay dudes that would fuck this chick. Right.
00:59:25
Speaker
and then you were gay fonts and I was into her days. Gay fonts, I don't know. She is my possession. I treat her like a ah fuck sleeve. ah Have you ever heard of the flashlight? of It's pronounced Shakina where I come from. But so the next step on their journey is getting over the Rocky Mountains. And I like they're just like one of the guys is like, I don't know how a river could flow up the mountains. And Chris Farley, the dumbest person in this movie is like nothing can flow up a mountain. Well, hold on. He's not the dumbest person in his movie. He's a student of the world.
00:59:59
Speaker
He's a trapper, for a fur trapper. He can't read, but he loves fur. Hermione Hefferpump Pratt is dumber than him. What did you mean? Hermione? What did you just say? Hermione Hefferdum? Instead of making fun of the poor man's name, think of Bosch. Hieronymus Bosch.
01:00:15
Speaker
Was that his first name? Yes. you want pra Wait. Hieronymus Bosch played by Titus Welliver. Yeah. That is the greatest combination of names I've heard in a long time. But so they have to go over the Rockies and fucking Matthew Perry is like, no worries. We're going to go over that in a month. It'll be fine. And then we're going to slide down with the dust of snow. Life is good. And I was waiting for the third act of cannibal musical to start.
01:00:40
Speaker
Have a good, cold day. In the Rocky Mountains, Matthew Perry gets sick because he probably has the common cold. Well, he because also he's a little dandy bitch. He's never been on the ground. He's a little dandy. He's not getting
Eagle Egg Encounter
01:00:52
Speaker
sick. Guess who didn't get sick? The guy that's out in the wilderness all the time. I guess nothing gets sick. Hieronymus Perry. Hieronymus Pratt. Pratt. Whatever. I was this close. Dude, that guy wore diseases on his face. He is Chris Pratt's great grandfather. Show low respect.
01:01:08
Speaker
But this is one of the things I knew from this movie, having never seen it, is she's like, I need the egg of an eagle to help cure him. This is Shakira, by the way. She's like, I need the egg of an eagle to make this thing that'll cure Matthew Perry. So. And this is when I had that image in my head. I'm like, oh, this is when it's going to happen. what a No, hold on.
01:01:27
Speaker
I'm not saying I'm saving it to the end. I'm just telling you guys because you're going to say that phrase again. I am saying that phrase because that's how it says. Well, apparently the Steve Miller band saw this movie in the past, but.
01:01:41
Speaker
But he is so so Chris Farley has to go get the egg of an eagle. So he has a guy with an eagle. So he goes down, he fights an eagle's nest, takes the egg, but he's fat and hungry. So he eats the egg.
01:01:54
Speaker
He fights. By the way, he fights an eagle puppet. Yeah, he punches the ship, which like a a puppet. but I love a dummy. I love a puppet. I love a bunch freedom in the fucking face. you yeah I love puppets and miniatures and stuff. But like a man, a man fighting a puppet of an eagle is just fantastic. wonderful Yeah, top notch. So he gets the first egg. He ends up eating it because he can't eat pine cones. His stomach started growling as she i guess he goes back and gets the second egg and he's like, not going to eat it.
01:02:24
Speaker
Just leave kills a wild boar make some bacon. It's like it goes good with bacon. Yeah, but why didn't he just leave? Why does he have to because jokes come in threes? Well, but also do you see this trek? You got to fucking get all nourished up before you make this trip. You see the skinny guy climbing up the mountain that was supposed to be chrisp you see that skinny guy fall down the tree that was supposed to Chris? barley lot of A lot of weight on this journey. That guy. That guy. in that guy That guy in the slightly less fat suit. Yeah.
Legacy of Chris Farley's Last Works
01:02:52
Speaker
dudes All right. We talked earlier about wagons east. I don't know if we were recording wagons east. Whoever is playing John Candy. is I think it's John Candy's brother. It was his brother. I've never seen it. Yeah. Derek will tell you not to. I will tell you to do it. I will tell you to. I love it. Yes.
01:03:06
Speaker
I'm told him to watch it. I'm told him to watch it. This is Chris Farley's last movie, and I feel like it's not a great send-off. Wagons East is like... You mean? Same. It's like you took a legend and you were like, hey, do you want a good send-off? And he's like, yeah, I would love a good send-off. And you're like, cool, let me shit your mouth instead. How about cool running? I love cool running. But that's not a send-off. And I do agree. You need the circular 90 sunglasses to be in that mental mind frame when you watch Wagons East. Sure.
01:03:29
Speaker
But I do agree with you. It's it's not an ideal send off. Like, yes, I love the movie. It could have been Canadian bacon. It could have been armed and dangerous. but Yeah. Here's what you do. Here's what you do when John Candy drops my armored car. I will kill them. Here's what you do when John Candy dies less than halfway through filming your movie. Stop it. Scrap the movie. Yeah, but you got Richard Lewis. Rest in pictures. You got John C. Riley. went on There's a lot of good people. dude What about Shrek? No, it's not John C. Riley. McGinley. Let's get into that real quick. right right So Chris Farley died after making this movie before it came out. Yeah.
01:04:01
Speaker
Chris farley from what i've ah a crewed over the years actually had already finished recording shrek was it most of it are all of it i had heard i heard he had finished recording i've heard audio from it so least a fucking yeah yeah it's the same same like at first i heard i'm onar and that was it i get it but i' i have heard since then that he finished recording shrek And then he passed away. And so then they were like, well, bring Michael Myers in probably for like fill ins or whatever. And basically he was like, no, I'm going to do that. Michael Myers. Sorry. Michael Myers doesn't talk a lot. Mike. Mike Myers. and Michael Myers is real silent stabs. It's different. Something I heard recently. ah Wayne's World 2, which is a fucking great sequel, in my opinion. He was actively trying to write Wayne's World. Harvey out.
01:04:46
Speaker
Wayne's world won, he didn't want Dana Carvey in. Wait, no shit. Fuck you. I heard it about two. I didn't know that. So I heard about two. Fuck you. Maybe he did it for both. This makes it much more... No, I believe Derek. It just makes it more egregious. Whoa. Like Dana Carvey has tremendous jokes, dude. Take me, Garth. Wear. I'm low on gas and you need to jazz it. Look, Mike Myers is good in those movies. Ah, fuck's sake. But without Dana Carvey, there is no Wayne's world. You are right. Correct. Absolutely. But anyway, like the Shrek thing, Chris Farley would have been Shrek. And I really need somebody, anybody. There's people out there on the internet.
01:05:15
Speaker
Those recordings have been leaked. There are at least parts of them. Yeah. So fill in Chris Farley. You guys can. There's AI tools now. Fucking AI that mouth. Get it going. Please. Please do this. we gave elre for voice that guys Also, is the Chris Farley version rated R or should be.
01:05:30
Speaker
I mean, that movie should be because that is not a children's movie. Shrek is fucking disgusting. Yeah, it's disgusting. All of the Shrek's are disgusting all the way back to the first one. Those are not children's movies. I saw that in theaters and I was like, this is not a children's movie. The guy's name is Lord Fuckwad. Yep.
01:05:48
Speaker
Are you in turn? Only somebody born in Connecticut can sound like they're from a fucking old England. I mean, it's New England, old England. What's the difference? Chris Farley fights an eagle one, two, three times. Five, four, and he finally is a three. You said it. You're right. Exactly. for an eagle a He takes that egg and he fucking he's like, I'm not going to eat this third one because there's only three. He runs home, walks with it in front of him. like what He's up top. He's like, come on, you damn dirty bird. that fucker There is a moment in there where Matthew Perry is like delirious with a fever and he's talking to Shakira and he's like I saw a naked Native woman woman. She has this look like oh you saw that and then she's like, that's fine Yeah, what did you think of me? Yeah, she was like a Chandler when you saw my butts on my butt. What'd you think? like Because he thinks he's talking to Thomas Jefferson I
01:06:36
Speaker
I would just. Oh, yeah. talk But so Chris Farley runs back with the third egg at the last minute, almost drops it, saves it, has a whole thing. And as soon as Shakira gets there, she cracks the egg open and she's like, oh, it needs the show. and yeah And you saw this coming for comedy, but also cook everybody is starving. Yeah. These are a bunch of people stuck in the. Coronavirus Pratt was eating his straw woman. He left it for remain he was going to raise that bagpipes. Matthew Perry says like we'll make it down during the during the spring thaw.
01:07:07
Speaker
I don't know if anybody here has been to Denver, but winter does not, it's not like a month.
Comedic Colorado Observations
01:07:12
Speaker
Yeah. It's not Tucson. We were there in July one year and they still had snow. We were there in July. You're looking up at the peaks of the Rockies and they're covered in snow. Just to beat it dead horse. Matthew Perry doesn't fucking know. Even at the like the big party earlier. He's a precious dang. So in 1804, I'm going to say it's always snowy in Denver. He says at one point, he's like, what separates me from them? I know where to buy the good books.
01:07:35
Speaker
I know how to buy the finest books. I know how to buy the finest books. My fart smell of sherry. This is my favorite performance. I piss key on tea. You might want to get that checked on. That's a red wine. Doctor said it was okay. Can I drink your pee? A tasted shell key.
01:07:57
Speaker
But this is my favorite performance for Matthew Perry in this movie when he gets this pesto cure. It's pesto. pesto. Where'd you find calm? Oh, the pines. Because he is she gives him the the the salve or whatever and he starts like having this little thing and he's like, he's having a seizure. The subtitle I wrote down because maybe that was G.U.H.K. because he's like. And then at the very end.
01:08:23
Speaker
Yeah. But in his like fucking demonic possession, he's flipping out, but he looks at her. He makes eye contact with Shakira. You put that shit in my fucking mouth, but also he's not mad. Yeah. And then fucking hieroglyphs. She's hot.
01:08:43
Speaker
Uh, Pratt. Hire a good flat. Hire a good flat. Fucking eats it. But it's like white. It's like oatmeal. Can I lick the bowl? He wasn't talking about that. Can I lick the bum bowl? Can I lick your bowl? Oh, sorry. Can I lick your hole? And then he goes, ooch, ooch! And walks away. Well, that just prolonged his life by like four or five years. Probably did. Well, I don't know, man. That dude was about to die. Well, dude, he was surviving off the remains of his straw woman.
01:09:11
Speaker
and There's a scene where he's like, I'd like to get permission to go down and take care of my woman. Because there was a fire that killed this straw whorehouse, but he saved one. He's like, I'd like to see if I can get her to eat. She's not keeping food down. She said it was OK if I smoke. You know that she's made of straw. Yeah, I suspect that's why she went up so early. That's why she burned so easy. Old hippopotamus, Prat. Old hippopotamus. But ah there's some stuff that happens. And basically, Matthew Perry is like, he starts thinking,
01:09:42
Speaker
Chris Farley at one point for helping him. The next thing is, don't talk about your feelings. I don't fucking. I don't want to have to punch you. His dukes were up. No, no, I'm I'm not joking. You really mean a lot to me. No. Punch. I will punch you. Yes, I'll punch you. My phone. My phone auto corrected my next note because it's Lewis and Clark are they see Lewis and Clark and they're portaging because there's rapids up ahead. So they're about to walk their boats through the jungle or the forest.
01:10:11
Speaker
But my auto correct change it to leisure and Clark. I like that. Clark is my new clothing line, by the way. I i like adventure, but I like to be comfortable no like in my time when I have just high time to myself. I just leisure and Clark, you know, I'm exploring myself. That's where I got these white cargo. I got these white cargo shorts from leisure and Clark. I have a clock. Clarko shorts. Clarko shorts. You didn't say it. It's just you should. OK, I was like, I've had a lot of whiskey. I might have said it.
01:10:41
Speaker
Uh, but yeah, so they're going through the woods and Matthew Perry's like, fuck them, dude. We can make it down this river. And then it goes around the bend. It's like, there's not more than a hundred feet of these, these rapids. I probably shouldn't have gone down here. That's right. At this point, they actually saw Lewis and Clark. Like they had a visual like, there they are. They're waving at him. Like I wasn't, I'm shocked that Chris probably didn't like moon them. Why didn't lewis why did Lewis and Clark have shitty canoes? I mean, like they clearly hand carved these canoes out of wood, but the canoes that we are in. I think theirs are supposed to look better because they're actually carved out of one piece of wood, whereas as ah Hunt and Edwards canoes are good, like a la of fucking glued together piece of the Thomas Jefferson.
01:11:26
Speaker
Yes, they go through there's some rapids. It's so fucking they're so stupid.
Rafting Mishaps & Stunt Doubles
01:11:31
Speaker
There is a good point where they go over one of the rapids and I pointed it out that the stunt double for Chris Farley. Oh my God. And I mean, he's clearly he's trying to be a professional and and balance the boat. He's trying to be a stepped out on Splash Mountain. I'm not fucking smiling. I'm just sitting here. My shit kids. What is fucking come to ride the Matthew Perry stunt double who is almost as big as Chris Farley is like flailing his arms as the battle and stuff. He's a method stunt actor. He did cocaine.
01:12:01
Speaker
And he's like, oh, my guy's all fucking wired up. I'm going to be to the Chris Farley one is sitting perfectly still, though. And it's I mean, he's like voting on the bike. Fucking pro riding on a motorcycle. You kind of like way out. You're balance it. You're like, OK, you're leaning that way. I lean that way. Don't fight it. Just be one with it. Go with it. And they go over the the waterfalls, but they all survive. Their stuff doesn't, but they do.
01:12:24
Speaker
All right. Gather up supplies. Let's fucking go. We're going to move on. That's when Chris Fox is like, no, no, you we're not moving on. We're done. You put our men in danger and everybody's on his side, except this is the end of the second act breakup scene. Any romantic comedy. This is where also yeah everybody's like, this is where one person this is where one person goes off and there's a song playing and they're looking at a river and the other guy is sitting in his apartment reading a book all sad. It's that scene. Joey sitting there in his rain window.
01:12:58
Speaker
this is fuck that's first but Guess who doesn't want to leave? Shakira. We should go up. No, big whale here, sir, by the way. Don't forget about me. and we've failed it so far so far oh look I've got my ear missing a leg missing. I'm pretty sure I've gotten STD from a piece straw um it can't get worse yeah um No shoots is crushed first like okay, I misspoke now it can't get worse you You were right though Shakira does stick with Matthew Perry she doesn't say anything but she stays the only dude that hasn't tried to rape her in her life She loves him she um Fucking gentleman. I do like what she does earlier when she was seducing him. She's like, but you're soft. And he's like, but yeah, like in a rough manly way. And she's like, oh, no, no, no. Your thin wrist. And you tucked your wiener between your thighs. I could pimp you out. You are soft and delicate and men would like to be with you. You smell a lot like roses. You smell better than anybody I've ever met in my life. Right there. Fucking lost me. Hey, I'm going to tell you right now. 1804, you take roses.
01:14:03
Speaker
Yeah, if you smell like roses, you don't smell like a fucking septic something that was passed to an elderly woman. But they they run into Hidalgo now who captures them and forces them to run run the gumblet, the gun, the gumblet. Nice fold. He's talking with Geef on there. He said the gauntlet is like the gauntlet. Gumblet. Yeah. Oh, yeah. The gumblet. Sure. Whatever you say.
01:14:26
Speaker
a gumlet, which we don't know is a gumlet. We don't know what all it consists of, except for the first phase is running through like hot rocks. No, no, they're being beaten rocks. yeah Oh, then hot, hot, hot. Shucked corn. I know making creamed. It looks like creamed corn. One of the best quotes.
01:14:44
Speaker
Whose idea is the corn? And that's, you know, like... Anybody who's not listening to this, dude. Eugene Levy's eyes are to character in themselves. He's perfect. He's a perfect specimen of a person. I bet you any of your friends that are listening to this have heard you say, whose idea was the corn? All of them.
01:15:03
Speaker
Time mentioned that he's never been at a picnic since he's seen this movie where he hasn't said no whose idea is the corn. it's It's impossible not to. I mean, he even said that his wife hates him for every time he brings the corn. You fucking read this. Not the many reasons she hates me. Well, she stays with you. That's love. She's the best. She's Catholic.
01:15:26
Speaker
She's Matt Damon departed. Look, if you want out, she belongs to me. She is not my wife. She is my property. She's going to listen to this. You might want to say something. Nope. But so she's been with him forever. Didn't she know that you were in a divorce? It shall be.
01:15:49
Speaker
ah So yeah, so the third phase they're running through creamed corn and they take that chance to escape they get away and Um, they approach a rock face, you know, it'd be worse. You run into a corn pit. just nothing do not not What the hell is that noise? It's Jonathan Davis everywhere. i I've run through a corn pit before, dude. I was running through the corn pit and then the bagpipe started and I had to stop. There is bagpipes. We can do this. So Matthew Perry climbs up this rock face and... With the help of old Farley. With the help of Farley. Farley can't get up. These two Spanish guys show up and they're like,
01:16:28
Speaker
We're going to cut your head off. If you could do us a great favor. Every time we give a behead of just a head on its own, it's always making the worst face. Can you smile? Like kind of do something whimsical? Like, you're getting really good for us. Like, well, we'll be on his good side. Put a good name in for us for hell to hold though. It'll put us ahead on the list. Did you see what I did there? That's a pun that I want you to laugh at while I cut your head off. Cut me back to two pegs above. Take your pegs down. You're making the ugly face. You're making the ugly face. Yeah, because he tells him kiss my ass and they're like, no, not that face. That was ugly when you said that. How can I see how ugly I am? It's 1804. There's no mirrors. And Matthew Perry jumps off the top of these rocks to save him and just air airballs that shit. Airballs. Yes. You don't call yourself super fly Jimmy Snooker from the top row.
01:17:18
Speaker
Well this is movie takes place in the 1800s it makes sense I guess when super fly Jimmy snooker was born no they were still fighting iron chic I i even know who that is yeah cuz we're old I only do cuz I just watched the Vince McMahon okay I still haven't watched that because I don't want to give him my attention. He's a terrible person. Yeah. Well, I can't wait till he's in the head of the Department of Sanitation for the country or whatever Trump's going to give him. Whoa. Whoa. collapse, it shall be. Vince McMahon is the head of education. Oh, my God. I'm going to put Vince. mc I'm going to put Vince McMahon in charge of something. Business ethics.
01:17:59
Speaker
the The Department of Governmental Efficiency. He assists my friend, Elon. god I hate everything about life right now. Let's get back to the comedy. Try being a female. We're all going to die. So I can't. I have this. We're all running the gumblet. Let's get back to it. We're in the gumblet. So Chris Farley, Chris Farley crushes these two dudes with a log. And
Log Fight & Native Encounter
01:18:24
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then he thanks Matthew Perry anyway, because he's like, dude, you you helped me because you distracted the man who shared There's no feelings nonetheless. The man who shares no feelings, he starts hugging him and Matthew Perry is just like arms up like, I'm not touching, like the Keanu Reeves hug for whenever a woman tries to hug him in a phone road. He's like, not touching, not touching, not going to get canceled. It's Jeffrey Tambor in fucking rest of development. No touching, no touching. And then these two are heading back to try to like help people, whatever. And they run into a napping elderly native man. And they're like, hey, do you have some people out that this is like like a very comfortable nap? This is a great dude. I did say I would love to sleep on a tree like I just love the eagle. Yeah, it looks dude he's like super stiff and they wake him up and he's like, sorry, yeah I was just resting. I was just resting my eyes. And I'm like, you were not resting your eyes in that position. Moring eagle.
01:19:13
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But so they he's like he's like, yeah, I've got some younger people that can help you. Oh, that's right. You got running, running, out running Puma who's two years younger than me. Strongest mountain for.
01:19:26
Speaker
I'm the youngest you like here dude earlier. That's why I guess four million. You're talking about numbers. I went for it wasn't very clever at all. That was all I was doing. So they get back to the camp. You're surrounded by an army of Braves. And they're going to he's like, well, then show me some of these Braves. I am one. I am sorry to kiss. No, I'm sorry to curse.
01:19:50
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Hidalgo's like, dude, these old men aren't going to take us. And they start flipping around. One of them definitely does a Van Damme in hard target. He like jumps over a log, does the twisting, flipping fucking. And I'm sure that wasn't Van Damme. Well, the twist is that was a stunt double. Look, Van Damme, Van Damme is a hard badass dude, but he didn't. know We didn't see his face is all I'm saying.
01:20:12
Speaker
All right. That's it's like the death thing. You didn't see him shit. So I didn't see him shit himself. He's not dead. He's not dead. That's my rule movie. But yeah, they attack. so They attack much like Yoda in Attack of the Clones. There's a big fight scene. ah Chris Farley at one point does because Guy Fontanot tries to switch sides. Suddenly his conquistador helmet is by the way, he's got his beanie. His idea was the corn. know And he's like he starts kicking one of the Spaniards and he's like you thought you could get away like No, he know he says you you said I could not escape yeah because he wants him to think like um I've been here against my will I wanted to be with you guys, but I couldn't leave because ily I'm gonna blow another hole in your hairy French ass he's
01:21:01
Speaker
We blow each other's holes. No, you get the fuck out of here. Shebang. And now I have to reload. And now I'm running. Hold on. because Now I know I have 30 seconds powder to get out of your eyes. And I got to put the ball down there, got to make sure it's got silk around it. I got to pack it down with this little ramrod. Here we go. Oh, I missed. I hold on. Hold on. Well, powder there, a little silk in there. And this way that you have like two guns and you have the little person on your side, a little person being a young child.
01:21:26
Speaker
on your side. Well, the way they did it, too, was two rows. No, it's when he had blown the fra but you You'd have the people in the front, the people in the back, too. The front row would fire and while they were reloading the back row. Yes. But no, that's British to have a bunch of people. She's talking all of your by yourself. Yes. Oh, give him somewhere. He is by himself. And he had a bunch of loaded guns or you'd have kids loading for him kind of thing, because, yeah, because it was kids for some God awful reason. I saw the country at once. It's little fingers, little gums. Also, that's why you had multiple children because some are going to die no matter what. Also, child's smaller. It's harder for them to like be shot. yeah You don't also have any targets. Aim small. miss Matthew Perry and Hidalgo start fighting is when he like his sword takes off Hidalgo's wig and he's like.
01:22:13
Speaker
It's the worst. I know. My name is Leslie. You took my woman prepared to be debalded. It's the worst balding pattern. you get hair He just has like a couple of hairs on the top. No, it's like, yeah, it's like Stone Cold Steve Austin bald, except for there are like Charlie Brown hairs on the front and down all the way back. And then like a rat tail on the bottom.
01:22:33
Speaker
He had a shoulder level main. He didn't have a shoulder. He had a shoulder mullet. This is an extreme. bullet Eugene Levy's back on this guy's head. This is no this is an extreme mullet because he's got like eight hairs that come from the very front of his forehead. yeah And then a full mullet starts at his base of his neck. So in shitty business up front after party in the back. he Oh, that
Hidalgo's Wig & Rock Descent
01:22:52
Speaker
business is not a lie. In between is just a fucking close in between is no man's land. But I had to say this was a beautiful fucking skullcap.
01:23:01
Speaker
This is obviously fake too. We've seen Kevin Dunn. His hair is not bald, but he's not a full head of hair. He's in between John Travolta and Kurt Russell. And then during the fight, he also cuts open his corset. And he's like, now you see me for what I am. A fat bald man. A bald fat man. I was just going to say it, but I was like, I shouldn't poke full because I can't do his Spanish. Do you have a French? He had all gone. French?
01:23:24
Speaker
It's pronounced guy. No, he's a Spaniard. I know, but fake French like a settler and Spaniard, the conquistador conquistadors don't deserve deserve our respect. So I'm going to go with whatever I said, which is.
01:23:37
Speaker
You see me for what I am, bald, fat man. I feel it. Thank you for your mercy. I am looking for the fountain of youth. My name is De Soto. They see the Pacific Ocean and there's Lewis and Clark. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you said let's go to a specific ocean. This is the wrong one. No, this is specifically the Pacific. Specifically Pacific. Got it. Can you just give me more whiskey? I don't know. Sure can. I'm so done with these people. Give me more whiskey. I like that he's like, he's looking at us. I'm so done with this. We are the this.
01:24:07
Speaker
Sorry, D train. Did it taste you, Shelby? I gave them two fingers. Please, please give us the truth in the look now. Can I drink that while I'm looking? If we had a video podcast and every day. Get me a mop.
01:24:26
Speaker
if We had a video podcast that would be fucking fucking money, dude ah so good Okay, so they make it to the Pacific Ocean Pacific Ocean, but guess who else makes it Lewis and Clark and their dog seemmen semen and their dog semen Who tie informed us he wrote an entire report from the point of view of cuz I'm cool yeah you are what do you What do you call check?
01:24:48
Speaker
the The cool. What did you say? Oh, no. That is a cool. That is a cool. That is definitely a cool. That is a cop. He he was saying that's a cop. So cop. So cop. Yeah, he was saying while we were recording that he had or while we were watching that he had to write a report from the point of view of a character about Lewis and Clark tie.
01:25:06
Speaker
Oh, you had to raise her from a point of view. So he wrote it from the point of view of their dog. Dude, that is so crap. And their dog is Seaman. So there's Lewis and Clark and a bunch of Seaman on the beach. ah Seaman was always on the shore. Well, Seaman gets shortly. Look, during the adventures of Lewis and Clark, Seaman was never too far away.
01:25:26
Speaker
So they're like, OK, well, the only way we can beat him to the beach is to go straight down this sheer rock face, which when they first show it just looks like a hill rock. So I'm expecting a black sheep. Yeah. Yeah. I'm expecting a black sheep as roll. But when Chris Farley starts going down, it's it's sheer. I told you how I survived car crashes, just get blackout drunk and go ragdoll. Yeah. That's Chris Farley needs to be like a tasty Shelby and just roll down this cliffside. He's going limp. He's fine. So Chris Farley is going down the rock face, sees it at a nest of eagle eggs, and he's like, oh, fuck. We get Whitney's line of. Yes, he was flying an eagle. I thought he was going to fly an eagle. This is why I said earlier.
01:26:09
Speaker
Steve Miller Band saw this movie from the past because in 1976, they wrote the song fly like an eagle like an eagle to the sea. Yeah, to the right. Yeah. Well, what about flying an eagle? Maybe this maybe Steve, Steve Miller Band didn't go in the future to see it. But Limp Biscuit definitely watched this. And then they were like, we have to do a movie for what? Was it Mission Impossible? There's something else that I couldn't tell you. But they fall into the hot flavored water. they They did. This is how I die. They did a fly like an eagle cover. Oh, yeah, it was Mission Impossible. It wasn't Mission Impossible. No, that was nothing to do with being impossible. But it was. Yeah, that was the one was like, why are you going to hate me? Because hate is all I seem to see lately. OK. I just watched all the Mission Impossible movies. I don't.
01:26:52
Speaker
It's not because I have a long line and everybody is good. It's because I just watched all of the mission was Freddie D. Chris Farley gets attacked by an eagle puppet. he He grabs onto the legs and flies out over the ocean. It shits in his mouth, is which is just killing me now. You definitely didn't see coming, right? And he falls into the water. Then a taste. She can't say it shall be.
01:27:16
Speaker
When he kept saying he's flying an eagle and as I'm watching him hold on to this eagle and fly, I'm like, well, he's flying like an eagle to the sea. That's where we are. I'm not flying an eagle. I'm falling with style. So he gets dropped in the water, comes out, plants the flag before Lewis and Clark, Lewis and Clark. Yeah. Lewis and Clark is the superman. I wouldn't watch. They would have flown right down there in no time, Darryl. I always said Lewis and Clark in the history.
01:27:45
Speaker
but he plants the flag and I just love that Lewis and Clark are walking up and everything they got their flags and Matthew Perry's like fuck you we won bitch and they're just like oh shrug shit and Tyler pointed out that your wife hates this part because they did win but they're called almost heroes because I deleted scene because no not even deleted scene because here Massey Perry is like, fuck this shit, dude. Let's keep adventuring. We're going to be the first people to walk to Asia and then walk to Europe. That's the deleted scene. scene is Lewis and Clark go back to Washington to go. Yeah, we planted a flag. It's next to a bunch of corpses like that. These guys died because they decide not to go home and take their glory. They decide to continue adventuring. Lewis and Clark take the glory.
01:28:27
Speaker
They got second. We are now on a gold. They go back to gold dollar coin. Wherever they ended up, they got skinned alive there. It should have been Shakira on the gold dollar coin. It should have been Shakira. Sure, you want money to make me hard? Yes. Do you want money that doesn't have money in my pockets? Do you want ones or fives? Ones, please. A whole bunch of ones. I'm going to surround myself with one. One coins. One coins. One dollar coins. Needs to be the coins. Can you heat them up and put them on your chest? So they have their continuing adventures, which will eventually be almost heroes too, right? Almost hero-er.
01:28:56
Speaker
But what happened? Almost hero harder. Both people died. Hero harder. I look at a lot. But yeah, they both died. Yeah. I mean, not. I mean, Matt Perry just died. Yeah. Yes. And but let's just say the studio was like, we are going to do a sequel without Chris Farley. No fucking way.
01:29:12
Speaker
What do you you're gonna find another fat guy? You know what? You know that I know that Chris Farley didn't like being like the fat guy because Jack has told us the story about oh that sucks bey so And I get it that hurt he's he's like hey, I don't like this man this fucking sucks, but also he never tell me another fat guy wait Wait, who's as funny as Chris Farley that wasn't already dead. Wait, what about Jack Black?
01:29:35
Speaker
Oh, Jack Black is a little too much. Dude, he could fucking walk to Asia.
Reflecting on Farley's Legacy
01:29:39
Speaker
You tell me he can't walk to Asia. I mean, you could have had Jack Black, but in 1998, he was still I mean, maybe he had done Tenacious D season one. He was doing that rollerblading movie, Airborne. Ocean or whatnot, Ocean. What? Oh, my God. What the fuck's he called? The Hanks.
01:29:56
Speaker
Young Hanks. Oh, Orange County. Orange County. Was that around that time? That was like 2001. It was later. That was early 2000s. That's not too far from this. A Colin Hanks? Not too far from this. Colin Hanks. You're welcome. No, or Mid90s. Jumanji. Oh, man, he is a Jumanji. Give me another Fat Guy actor that's not dead. As good as Chris Farley, that isn't dead. Okay. Well, he's not sad anymore, but... Horatio Sands.
01:30:17
Speaker
What ratio sands? No, not as good as Chris Farley. No, I'm not saying he is. She's like, no, not bad enough. You look like the Kevin Smith. You look like the fat guy. You pointed at me and everybody always tells me when Kevin Smith. I'm like, thanks, so I'm too fat to fly. That's great. Oh, Ethan Sobolewski. But no, no, Ethan Supple. He's not funny. He's not funny, though. He's not. He's been in funny stuff, but he's not a Chris Farley. He killed guys in Sons of Anarchy and they're like, dude, fuck off, man.
01:30:47
Speaker
Did you I love me some opie him in American history X?
01:30:56
Speaker
don't i Because I'm talking about Ethan Suppley I'm not saying about me you're right that that's a great question who could fill on Farley's shoes it's no good the only Josh Gad the only fattish actor left at this point of time was It's Kim Belushi. We've all been changed. And he is not John Belushi. You're right. There's all this shit. Josh Gad. Not at this point in time, though. No, I guess not. 1998. Horatio Sans. No. Where the fuck is Horatio? He was an SNL guy and he's not funny. You would know. He was in a... He's been in a million things, but I... He's not as funny as far. Exactly. Well, what is... Will Sasso?
01:31:31
Speaker
Okay, you know what like you know what will sasso could have done it, but he leaves you a little too much into the fact You know what the audition? is ah Go ahead and do your deliver your lines
01:31:44
Speaker
Do your best. Do your best. Do your best. Fat guy. Steve's on left. ah fact guy see This one time we walked into a mountain. i an Eagle egg. All I needed it was this year. So that's the end of the episode. So we'll do recommendations. We'll start with our guest real quick. i just gotta say I commend you the first time ever watching this.
01:32:06
Speaker
You hit all the main points, man. All the best parts of the movie. I've been practicing. He's a student of film. Dude, he is a student of film. Good man. That's where his. Those are a hundred and something. A hundred and fourteenth episode. Hundred and something. He's practicing. I'm impressed. OK, do you recommend this film? ah Yeah, he recommended to us. He did. I know. That's a silly question. Again, it's it's been one of my favorite movies since I was.
01:32:29
Speaker
What? I'm sorry. I was 10 years old. Before we hit record, you had mentioned this is your favorite movie. I think it might beat any movie I've ever seen because I've seen it so many times. I can quote it. It's my favorite. It makes me feel better than anything else. This is his mental health movie.
01:32:46
Speaker
Yeah, of course, of course. I buy her. She is not my wife. She has my possession. It always it hits the right spots. It tickles my taint. It's one of my favorite things in the world. This is how I know we're friends, though, because this is one of your favorites. Like all of us have pretty arguably bad movies as our favorite. Yeah. Perfect for this show. Perfect company. I definitely recommend this, but I do have to say you need to have the rose circular glasses from the 90s. Yes.
01:33:11
Speaker
to appreciate the movie. You have to the almost famous glasses. Yeah, the almost famous hero almost like your lead singer of Oasis. No, fuck him. um You you need to appreciate the 90s to appreciate the movie. Yes, they do say Indian a lot, meaning American, the indigenous people, Native Americans. Yeah, but in 1804, I know they're doing the the language of the time. I just want to point out someone recently told me that like four English speakers at the time traveling around the world because we've seen it in. Cura Sue and stuff where they keep saying Indian. Yeah.
01:33:48
Speaker
Apparently that was just the term that meant indigenous indigenous people, but also fuck you. Yeah, it's wrong. I want to point that out. yeah That sucks. za I'm going to recommend it. And obviously I have throughout this whole thing. I'm also going to recommend that when you're listening to this, say happy birthday to Derek. Oh yeah. Happy birthday Yes. I recommend Derek as a friend the day this comes out and say happy birthday to him. Give him money if you see him.
01:34:13
Speaker
Buy him a drink, he has enough. I'm going to give you money right now. I feel bad for any bartender I'm going to see tonight because I'm just going to be saying that all night. a taste it shall be so I'm say I started this recording like now I'm not going to recommend this other than if you're with Jack's caveats, with friends, with drinks, etc. However, after our discussion,
01:34:38
Speaker
I'll give it a I'll give it a recommend. So definitely you need Jax. It's a fucking bad. It's not a good movie, but I lost your fucking mouth. Chris, Chris, Chris Farley. I don't love a bad movie. Absolutely. I can't think of anything that Chris Farley has been in and someone might throw something out right now when I say this that I don't actually like. Yeah.
01:35:02
Speaker
Um, because I was talking to my head, I'm thinking Tommy boy, black sheep, dirty work. Um, Beverly Hills Ninja Beverly Hills Ninja. Yep. ah Despite the sad story, Jack like sure. It just tough for you to watch. It's just it doesn't mean it's not fun. It just means that I'm not fun. If it's I don't think we told it on the podcast, but Chris Farley was apparently very sad that he was just a fat shoulder because he never felt like anyone was laughing with him. He always felt like everyone's laughing at him. We are laughing with him. I know, but he said you can't tell him that.
01:35:29
Speaker
As a young as a young, he can hear me in my prayers, too. That's a fucking empty landline. As a young fat kid who watched that movie, I was laughing with him. Yes, for sure. I'm not saying I'm not saying anybody here was laughing at him. It's just it was it's a mental health thing to you where, you know, he's like, I'm the fucking butt of every joke. You know, I'm just a self-deprecation thing, which is actually let me bring the whole podcast down for a minute. That's that's actually part of the reason that he ended up dying. Like, yeah.
01:35:57
Speaker
The story that I've heard that's been told of his death all the cocaine was that he was he was with a prostitute. He was doing upper downers mixture of things. And the last thing that happened was like he was she was leaving the hotel room as he was like laying on the ground crying about like, why don't you love me?
01:36:19
Speaker
and the downers and whatnot and then that wass when he overdosed and died and that really sucks ah let you know right now you loving him won wouldn't be enough but is mom it's it's a hard thing but also like he he brought so much joy like it sucks that he was so sad But we've learned that over the many, many years saying to if Rob Williams could see, I think if Rob Williams knew how much he fucking touched everybody, he wouldn't have been as depressed. Exactly. But over over the many years of comedy, wasn't enough it wasn't it wasn't that it wasn't enough. He there is that chemical imbalance in your brain that says you are not enough. Oh, I know. There's also there's also the thing I saw online about how he had a pug. Chester Bennington had a pug.
01:37:01
Speaker
Chris Cornell had a pug. Maybe pugs are murdering people. Oh, I agree. Pugs are terrible. Well, we had a candy. That's a big can that's a big comedy thing is the people are so funny because they are unhappy. And that's tragic life. That sucks. And that's not good. You can't make yourself happy, but I can try and make everybody else happy. But what is this whole thing? Tragedy befels humor or? i But like idcloud I don't remember what we said last year during our question thing a lot about the movie we've seen the most. I think maybe Super Troopers was up there. But yeah, one of the movies I've seen the most is Tommy Boy. Yeah. Because Chris Farley is a fucking genius. And I'm going to say it is. And how good does it make you feel? But exactly. We know we lost a good one with that for sure.
01:37:45
Speaker
a thousand percent and also shrek could have been awesome instead of shrek could have been fucking but but then again we'd have shrek fucking two three four five that wouldn't have been as good they'd be better well they're not good anyway Chris Farley would've been alone, which would make them better. Then we'd have movies on Derek's list of Chris Farley movies he doesn't like. Strike two, three, four, five, six. Well, I'm saying. But then I'd be at the end of the episode, I'd be like, well, this movie sucked, but Chris Farley is fine. The thing is, you don't have to make a sequel. Just give it the one. No, you have to. yeah your If you're DreamWorks or somebody, it's DreamWorks. Dreamworks dream another dream bit story one, two and three and they were like, all right, we're done. Then four or five came out and the Pixar had to come along and just trash story three by making a story for whatever. And we'll have to a story 10 before we die. But yes, so I do slightly recommend this movie. I think it's fun, especially with friends, especially with a little bit of drinks. But it is more fun than I thought it was going to be going in.
01:38:44
Speaker
um This may not be our best episode. It's one of the funnest I've ever recorded. Yes. like Talking about this movie is a fucking hoot. I love this guy. And so as this is Tucson Music Scene Month and Ty is here because he is a member of Swigfoot, who is the local what do you guys call it? Scott Punk fusion. It's like Scott Jason, Pop Punk.
01:39:03
Speaker
Cause everyone's a fucking gatekeeper. We're not ska enough to be ska, we're not punk enough to be punk. I hate that shit. I found out when I went to the website and I think you said ska punk. It's like the low rangers. Ska punk explosion. We're not this loud. It's like a Pittsburgh Nelly. It's a Welsh ska band that can do things when it's one good trumpet that makes you get the weird thing about the trumpet. Do you have anything to plug?
01:39:26
Speaker
Make a song. I name it Pittsburgh Nelly. For you, I will. Thank you. whi I will. You will. Do you have anything to plug for the upcoming? This yeah yeah we episode comes out November 18th, my birthday. Do you have anything to plug coming up? If not any shows, do you have a website, et cetera, et cetera? yeah Yeah, we have a fucked on a show and shows coming up. We actually have a show on the 22nd at Skybar. And I think we have another 20 plus coming up after that. So please come hang out. It's a good time. It's a party. It's a fun thing. We're just what is the name of your man? Swig foot. So just imagine a Bigfoot who parties.
01:39:56
Speaker
ah it's me at that you just find that at sweet dot com yeah weekfo dot com yeah everything else run all the socials all the socials tiktok and everything that's that's new for us I'm gonna tell you something that I probably shouldn't say it this way but like I met you a while back and you guys opened for the Mad Caddies a phenomenal band my face and I showed up early thinking I'm gonna do the obligatory thing of see my friends you're being nice and it's gonna be it's gonna be whatever I had a fucking blast. You guys were awesome. oh fuck like I'm not saying that because you're sitting here. I've said this to my friends that are not here sitting with us that I've very much enjoyed you guys playing. And yeah, you deserve every fucking second you head on stage. What time is your show on the 22nd?
01:40:33
Speaker
I think it starts at nine. get there ah There's two bands of bands coming down. I'm going to pick you up. We're going up. No, please. It's been so much fun. We just had a show at the hut the other day. It was fucking packed. The college could show it. It's so much fun. Nice. It's a big party vibe. That's all it is. So our next episode coming up, our last episode for the Tucson music scene month is Nightmare nightmare on Elm Street to Freddie's Revenge. You'll know our guest. With Runt from Jiven Scientists, who also owns. The guy from BrickBox is also in there, right? Yes. That's him. That's him. That's Runt. He's Runt. I didn't know that. There's no shit. He owns BrickBox Brewery, where we actually are going down to record the episode at BrickBox. Not live, but we are doing it on location. Well, did you guys know I'm also going to be there?
01:41:18
Speaker
Yeah. a woo and When are you going to be a brick box? No, I'm just going to go all the time. OK. I love that. No, he's a fucking great guy. Yeah, that'll be our next episode. And and. Jive and scientists is probably my favorite local hip hop. It's definitely my favorite local day hip hop. I put them out outside of local hip hop. But on top of my favorite hip hop act period. Yeah. shit And they haven't gotten enough recognition, but they're going to be our next episode. I was just down at ah Brick Box for their like keep our lights on.
01:41:47
Speaker
This is kind of the fun. The reason we did this little fun thing was like Tucson has a really good music scene. Great local scene. It doesn't get the love it deserves. do Can I say really quick? I lived in Portland for 11 years. Tucson is miles above that. Really? Really? that It was so competitive in Portland. Again, there's a million different bands, a million people fighting for slots and all that.
01:42:06
Speaker
Tucson is so friendly, so accommodating. Like I know I sound fucking cheesy, but no, no, no, no, no. It's so welcoming and just accommodate everyone. It's that's good to hear. People love coming to see live music here. It's been an amazing thing. Well, we're shockingly. We are sponsor is the music box. We can get you a fuck gig lined up at the music box on the east side at.
01:42:27
Speaker
We've seen a bunch of different. We've this is. So this month we've had Evasion patch from Evasion, which is a metal band. We've had three CS who does synth music. Yes, Ty Swigfoot, who is ah scalunch explosion and jason Scott It's like a baby. Excuse me. Actually, I didn't hear four horns. I held three. So and then we want to have lids, mugs don't. And then we're going to have run from driving scientists who's hip hop. There's some local music here. It's worth checking out over the fucking place. And I love it.
01:42:56
Speaker
And then don't forget, we do have a Patreon, patreon dot.com slash worse people. That's how they make money. That's how we try to make money. That's how we pay for new equipment when we break shit. One of these days, we'll buy some new equipment. This month's episode, we don't have a guest, but it is music related because we're doing Empire Records because Whitney chose that for her birthday movie. So she didn't get a birthday movie this month.
01:43:20
Speaker
That'll be our Patreon episode. So three dollars a month, Patreon.com. We'll do Welcome to the Dollhouse eventually. Three people. Sorry, go on. That's it for this week. Ty, we're we have been playing a song from everybody at the end of the episode. Oh, yeah. What song are we going to be featuring today from you guys?
01:43:38
Speaker
ah Let's check out who's grandma. so wine ram It's a As in like think who's grandma or as in who is grand? Whose grandma? whos grandma am i That's why I'm just speaking. surely Whose grandma is this or who is grand? Okay. That's what I'm checking. So stay tuned at the end of the episode for whose grandma by sweet foot. I've been Derek. I'm still married to him guys. If you look at Tyler, I will kill you.
01:44:04
Speaker
I want to marry all of you. All Let's go to New Orleans. The food alone is worth the trip.
01:46:50
Speaker
Grandma is here
01:47:37
Speaker
If I am coming on you, it's goo fountain. Oh, it's a font of fountain. Oh, two guys doing it. It's gay fountain. Oh, I am versatile.