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Infinite Abyss Episode 52: Papa Sav
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Richie and Matty are back this week talking unreal hockey playoffs, Maine Blueberry Pie, Papa Sav is ahead of the curve on Women's hoops, and so much more!!
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Introduction and Initial Thoughts
00:00:02
Fuck Off
I don't know.
00:00:03
Matt LaRose
I died right when I pressed the button. Oh.
The Wu-Tang Clan's Impact and Legacy
00:00:14
Fuck Off
No, I don't think so, motherfucker.
00:00:20
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:00:28
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Yeah. Listen. The sound of the horn says it's on.
00:00:43
Fuck Off
Who's better than the fucking Wu-Tang Clan?
00:01:03
Fuck Off
who's better than the fucking wu-ang clan
00:01:05
Matt LaRose
There are there is some songs that make you just want to fucking just go and whatever it is that you need to do, you put that song on and you can just do whatever it needs to be done.
Musical Inspirations and Comparisons
00:01:18
Fuck Off
That is a great fucking tune.
00:01:18
Matt LaRose
That's awesome. It's fucking unreal, man.
00:01:23
Fuck Off
The Wu-Tang Clan is honestly as much credit as they get. They're underrated.
00:01:29
Matt LaRose
It's true.
00:01:31
Fuck Off
They've got some fucking sick MCs.
00:01:31
Matt LaRose
It's really a... Oh.
00:01:34
Fuck Off
They've got a an actual genius in the Zigzag Ziggala, the RZA, the Riddler, in putting these beats together.
00:01:44
Matt LaRose
unreal man
00:01:46
Fuck Off
Yeah. fucking right. that That song gets me jacked up.
00:01:50
Matt LaRose
the bass in that song is my favorite because i can just see like the dude that me that me you and the chemist were talking about playing bass for fucking parliament bootsy collins like the bass in that song just sounds like that 70s like really heavy old wooden bass with some fucking like
00:01:59
Fuck Off
Bootsy Collins.
00:02:08
Fuck Off
I got it more, I got it like that, but not Bootsy-esque, because Bootsy's a little flashy there. I i have it more like
00:02:18
Fuck Off
Like a Black Panther in a leather vest with no shirt on under it and jeans with one of those scally caps on backwards.
00:02:20
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:02:26
Fuck Off
And he's just pumping that fucking, you know what I'm saying?
00:02:28
Matt LaRose
Just fucking hammering it, baby.
00:02:30
Fuck Off
One of those guys looks like fucking George Foreman, but he's got a bass.
00:02:31
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.
Music as a Catalyst for Action
00:02:35
Matt LaRose
And then the fucking horns fucking... Oh, it makes you want to do Battle that song. You want to go to fucking Battle!
00:02:41
Fuck Off
That's a song I would fucking throw down to right there.
00:02:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:02:43
Fuck Off
I would do anything actually to that song.
00:02:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah. That's what I was saying. it's a so anything that If you had to fucking kill somebody, if you you know how you like to gut a deer? But I don't like to gut a deer because I got to get my arms in there and it's all nasty.
00:02:56
Matt LaRose
But you just got to do it. So you put on some fucking sound of the horns and you fucking get your elbow deep in there, Richie, and you just do whatever you got to do.
00:02:58
Fuck Off
yeah
00:03:04
Fuck Off
It is that too, because you're peeling away the organs from the flesh.
00:03:07
Matt LaRose
well
00:03:08
Fuck Off
and I fucking have a lot of issues.
00:03:11
Matt LaRose
It smells bad.
00:03:13
Fuck Off
Oh, it smells awful.
00:03:14
Matt LaRose
It's terrible.
Comparing Music Icons to Superheroes
00:03:16
Fuck Off
But man, the Wu-Tang Clan.
00:03:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. The fucking Wu-Tang.
00:03:22
Fuck Off
They ain't nothing to mess with.
00:03:24
Matt LaRose
No fucking way. They truly are the greatest.
00:03:28
Fuck Off
they're They're an amazing, amazing. i don't call them a ah group. I mean, they're a conglomerate for sure, but they're all individual entities.
00:03:38
Matt LaRose
Dude, they really are like the Avengers.
00:03:41
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's true.
00:03:43
Matt LaRose
And they grew up with comic books and loving all that shit, but they are like they're like the Staten Island Avengers, dude.
00:03:46
Fuck Off
They're Kung Fu.
00:03:49
Fuck Off
Shaolin, baby.
00:03:50
Matt LaRose
Yeah, man. Shaolin shadowboxing.
00:03:53
Fuck Off
I'm all about it. I just watched some nice Shaolin boxing. I've been watching all kinds of kung fu movies. Some early...
00:04:02
Matt LaRose
little Shaolin theater. sheolin theater
00:04:05
Fuck Off
Yeah, some early Jet Li stuff.
00:04:11
Matt LaRose
I tried to cover that. Jet Li, huh?
00:04:15
Fuck Off
He's in a couple good movies where he plays like a Shaolin monk early on when he's super young.
Gene Simmons' Stage Presence and Persona
00:04:21
Matt LaRose
Here's...
00:04:21
Fuck Off
I'm a big fan of the Shaolin story where you go hide, you get fucking tough and you come on, you kill people.
00:04:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, like Batman, dude. Batman Begins.
00:04:29
Fuck Off
Hmm. that's true.
00:04:32
Matt LaRose
That's what he does, dude. He goes and trains with the fucking Ra's al Ghul.
00:04:35
Fuck Off
What is that name? The RZA? Yeah. Rajagul.
00:04:38
Matt LaRose
Rasha Al Ghul, yeah man. The serpent.
00:04:40
Fuck Off
Who's that? Isn't that a chick?
00:04:41
Matt LaRose
Or the demon's head. No, his daughter Talia Al Ghul.
00:04:45
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:04:47
Matt LaRose
The demon's head.
00:04:51
Fuck Off
Speaking of demons, can you imagine the demon Gene Simmons playing bass on that Wu-Tang track? Oh, fuck. Gene Simmons drops a heavy bass.
00:05:02
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing.
00:05:03
Fuck Off
Well, Jewish. but um
00:05:04
Matt LaRose
I agree he could do that but
00:05:05
Fuck Off
but but but the but the boy the brother the ben the but but and din room
00:05:10
Matt LaRose
It's not, the problem is it was, there's too many people. And so it's not enough about him and he can't have that.
00:05:17
Fuck Off
well he's jewish
00:05:18
Matt LaRose
ah so of Dude, the thing is, especially in that song, you just got to fucking, if you just hammer that bass in the background, spit some blood, blow some fire, don and you know what I mean?
00:05:32
Matt LaRose
But that guy's not going to do that.
00:05:32
Fuck Off
There is a video on YouTube.
00:05:34
Matt LaRose
He can't do it. He can't get the, you know?
00:05:35
Fuck Off
Now you're right. He's more into the theatrics and shit. However, there is a video on YouTube. that's go think it's a hundred thousand years is the song it's in black and white.
00:05:48
Fuck Off
So it's like an old, like stolen, you know, ripped video. And Gene Simmons is playing the intro to a hundred thousand years. And the baseline is so fucking heavy.
00:05:59
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:05:59
Fuck Off
Nothing else is playing. it's just him with the bass. It's like, but boom, boom, ah boom, but bu but bu boom. bu And as it starts going, he's going and he starts, the blood starts coming out of his mouth and he's in the black and white shits going.
00:06:11
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:06:14
Fuck Off
And then fucking Peter Chris kicks in and Ace Frehley starts to rip a fucking lick and all hell breaks loose.
00:06:20
Matt LaRose
Oh, man.
00:06:20
Fuck Off
People are breathing fire.
00:06:21
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:06:22
Fuck Off
Check it out.
00:06:23
Matt LaRose
Tiddy's out.
00:06:25
Fuck Off
I didn't see any of those, but in the audience for sure.
00:06:29
Matt LaRose
Somewhere at some point there were titties out.
00:06:32
Fuck Off
Yeah, no doubt.
00:06:34
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:06:34
Fuck Off
like Like Kanye Westchick, Bianca Sensori.
00:06:34
Matt LaRose
Rock and roll, baby.
00:06:39
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah.
00:06:39
Fuck Off
Is that her name?
00:06:39
Matt LaRose
Hey, that dude's like a Nazi
Controversial Figures in Pop Culture
00:06:41
Matt LaRose
now, huh? He's like full blown, eh?
00:06:42
Fuck Off
I don't know. He's a gay Jew Nazi, I thought.
00:06:45
Matt LaRose
I think he sucked his uncle's dick and he loves Hitler.
00:06:49
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:06:49
Matt LaRose
It's stunning that with those, like, the only trifecta, the holy trinity is that he's is he would be white, but he's not. It's unbelievable.
00:06:57
Fuck Off
If a white guy was saying this, he'd be arrested.
00:07:00
Matt LaRose
That's what I'm saying. If he was white and he said, I suck my uncle's cock and I love Hitler, they would be like, oh this guy's like the leader of a terrorist organization. But he's Yeezy and he's black.
00:07:10
Fuck Off
I hope he starts showing up to UFC events and cornering Bryce Mitchell.
00:07:15
Matt LaRose
It's wild, man.
00:07:16
Fuck Off
He's just looking for attention. He's a fucking loser.
00:07:19
Matt LaRose
It is pretty unbelievable like what these people will do to just like remain like having clout and shit like that.
00:07:25
Fuck Off
To remain relevant. And there aren't, they're not relevant.
00:07:26
Matt LaRose
And what's even...
00:07:29
Matt LaRose
but
00:07:29
Fuck Off
You know, there are no more movie stars.
00:07:32
Matt LaRose
Sure there are.
00:07:33
Fuck Off
and no right Who are they?
00:07:35
Matt LaRose
Jason Statham and Tom Cruise.
00:07:37
Fuck Off
That's it. And how old are they? They're in their 60s. Go ahead. Name any fucking movie stars now. They don't even exist. They're just influencers.
00:07:43
Matt LaRose
It's true. Well, dude, the team, yeah.
00:07:44
Fuck Off
people People look to influencers to be their movie stars, like Jake Paul or those faggots.
00:07:50
Matt LaRose
it's ah It's the same thing, dude. I i keep going to these heavy heavy metal shows because all my old school heavy metal bands are going around and doing shows and shit, and it's a great fucking time. And it's like, there's no, like, now granted,
00:08:04
Matt LaRose
I'm a curmudgeon-y old man and I don't want to listen to new metal or even bands that I like put out a new album and I'm like, I don't really care. But there are no young and up-and-coming bands that are taking, like, the torch and shit like that. And honestly, I feel the same way about, like, real actual hip-hop.
00:08:21
Matt LaRose
Like, after, like, Eminem and 50 Cent, who is good at fucking rap?
00:08:26
Fuck Off
Nobody.
00:08:26
Matt LaRose
You know what mean? After the fucking, essentially after the Massachusetts metal, it's a good thing Martin's not here for this because he'd have great input in this, but after like the Massachusetts metal and New York hardcore metal scene, like nothing happened.
00:08:40
Fuck Off
to clearly get
00:08:41
Matt LaRose
What's happening?
00:08:43
Fuck Off
Nothing.
00:08:44
Matt LaRose
You get like a good band, like Parkway drive at Australia, but even those guys are fucking old. You know what I mean? So it's like nobody.
00:08:50
Fuck Off
Never even heard of him. It's great.
00:08:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they're awesome. They like, they do fire. They're a bunch of fucking...
00:08:56
Fuck Off
Gene Simmons does fire.
00:08:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They do like Rammstein fire.
00:09:04
Fuck Off
That might be on my bucket list. I'm not sure.
00:09:06
Matt LaRose
Rammstein? If they come back to...
00:09:09
Fuck Off
we've We've talked about this before. I just i almost want to i almost have to just go tailgates.
00:09:10
Matt LaRose
We fucked up. We fucked up so bad by not going and seeing what they did it at fucking Fox pro stadium. And we didn't go to it. And that pisses me.
00:09:23
Matt LaRose
That's one of my biggest regret. If I were to die today, my only regret would be not seeing Ramstein and Gillette stadium.
Concert Memories and Plans
00:09:29
Matt LaRose
What we should do is go see Ram shine in a stadium in like Berlin or like Munich.
00:09:36
Matt LaRose
That would be fucking awesome.
00:09:40
Matt LaRose
I think you muted yourself because I can see your voice moving or your mouth moving, but no voice.
00:09:46
Fuck Off
No, that's just how I talk now. I'm a ventriloquist.
00:09:48
Matt LaRose
Oh, I heard that. That was really good.
00:09:50
Fuck Off
If we go to Ramstein in fucking Berlin, I'm going to invite Yeezy to come with me.
00:09:53
Matt LaRose
Munich. Yeah. berlin da
00:09:59
Fuck Off
and We're going to fucking Heil Hitler.
00:10:02
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you might not come back from that.
00:10:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't know how they feel about him there.
00:10:10
Matt LaRose
I don't think, don't they like distance themselves from Nazi shit now?
00:10:17
Fuck Off
um It's hard to say.
Political Commentary and Public Discourse
00:10:18
Fuck Off
They were a hell of a marketing machine.
00:10:21
Matt LaRose
They sure were.
00:10:22
Fuck Off
They still are. there' There are still idiots that think the fucking Holocaust didn't happen. That's how great of a marketing machine the Nazis are. Fucking idiots.
00:10:36
Matt LaRose
Speaking of Nazis, did you see your fucking boy, Elon, at the World Economic Forum? Like, they asked, they Bill Gates said something about him, and they asked him about it, and he's like, why should Bill Gates have anything to do with decisions being made on children on account that he used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein? you know And they were like, it's fucking, like, just they're just blatant, like, all these dudes in, like, these press conferences and senator meetings and shit like that are just blatantly letting it fly now.
00:11:03
Matt LaRose
It's like,
00:11:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's such a different... It's it's it's farcical.
00:11:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:11:07
Fuck Off
It's basically like they're in an internet chat room.
00:11:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it's true.
00:11:11
Fuck Off
They think they're protected and then they're just going to say whatever.
00:11:16
Matt LaRose
It's wild.
00:11:16
Fuck Off
Marjorie Taylor Greene should just pull her nipples out and fucking hang some midgets off them.
00:11:20
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:11:24
Matt LaRose
What a wild time to be alive.
00:11:26
Fuck Off
It sucks. Fucking all sucks.
00:11:30
Matt LaRose
It's so dumb. It's like...
00:11:31
Fuck Off
I wish I was like alive now, but, but like in high school, but like,
00:11:39
Matt LaRose
seeking So you'd have time to get through ah wade through all this bullshit.
00:11:44
Fuck Off
yeah. And then just see what's coming next, you know, but, but, but having the clout that I have, of course.
00:11:51
Matt LaRose
Of course, you have to have... Well, see, that's the thing
Automotive Discussions and Nostalgia
00:11:54
Matt LaRose
is you have to have some clothes.
00:11:55
Fuck Off
Yeah, like in 21 Jump Street when they go back and everyone's like two strapping. I'm still a one strap guy. My shoulders are too big.
00:12:02
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm.
00:12:04
Fuck Off
I'll still pull up in a fucking probably have to borrow your IROC.
00:12:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah, since E28.
00:12:09
Fuck Off
Pull into school, burning burning some tires, not a Prius.
00:12:10
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no fucking way. Imagine if you showed up in high school and Mike Camaro with the T-tops on it and shit like that.
00:12:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, i could have parked it next to the other seven.
00:12:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah, all the dudes would want to suck your dick.
00:12:25
Fuck Off
I was in the 80s, man. That shit was fucking front and forward.
00:12:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, you grew up with that shit.
00:12:32
Fuck Off
I grew up at the best time ever.
00:12:34
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:12:35
Fuck Off
After Duran Duran died.
00:12:35
Matt LaRose
that's why That's why you truly love my Camaro so much, even though you don't like to admit it. I know how much you love that car.
00:12:42
Fuck Off
Do you see my buddy's Trans Am?
00:12:44
Matt LaRose
That thing's fucking awesome, dude.
Career Shifts and Personal Journeys
00:12:46
Fuck Off
he's So he's a Navy SEAL. He worked for the Office of Homeland Security. He was involved in this crazy fucking human trafficking case.
00:12:56
Matt LaRose
That's crazy.
00:12:57
Fuck Off
He retired. He got out because he was tired of all the DEI shit. So he retired.
00:13:02
Matt LaRose
Can't blame for that.
00:13:03
Fuck Off
He had put in first papers last year and he got out. but He didn't think Trump was going to get back in. But he gets out and he's like, all right, I'm retired now. I've got all my years in. And he's only like, you know.
00:13:15
Fuck Off
early fifties.
00:13:16
Matt LaRose
No.
00:13:18
Fuck Off
I said, so what are you doing? He said, I'm going back to school. I well, what are you going back to school for? You're already fucking one of the smartest dudes I know. He and his brother graduated like number one in their class at Annapolis and Notre Dame.
00:13:30
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow.
00:13:32
Fuck Off
Like these are not stupid people. And then they had these crazy, you know, successful military careers. So I'm like, well, what are you doing? and He's like, I'm going to school to become an auto mechanic.
00:13:43
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:13:43
Fuck Off
I said, like, DeVry Institute or something? he's like no, no electronics, all wrenches. like this
00:13:49
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:13:50
Fuck Off
That's so awesome.
00:13:51
Matt LaRose
Do you know what school he's going through?
00:13:51
Fuck Off
So he built this sick fucking Jason Statham getaway in the mountains of Colorado.
00:13:57
Matt LaRose
Cool.
00:13:57
Fuck Off
It's a warehouse, and that's where he keeps that lift in that Trans Am. He's got a motorcycle. He's got a Jeep Willys.
00:14:04
Matt LaRose
I was going to say, didn't he have like a sweet Jeep or a Bronco or something like that?
00:14:07
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's got a sweet Jeep Willys, like a 46.
00:14:11
Matt LaRose
Well,
00:14:11
Fuck Off
And he works on all that shit there. And he's like, I'm just going to do this. Like when people come to see me, you're one of those crazy fucks where you're going to have like sniper shit and you're going sell guns with cars.
00:14:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:24
Fuck Off
He said, yeah.
00:14:25
Matt LaRose
Buy a Trans Am and an assault rifle.
00:14:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, you I'm going to send you a picture of he just remodeled the place.
00:14:28
Matt LaRose
Listen.
00:14:33
Fuck Off
um So it's got like wood beams, you know wooden posts holding up beams to around the wooden beams around the wooden posts.
00:14:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:14:43
Fuck Off
He's got these like 1916 rifles that still work and shit.
00:14:48
Matt LaRose
Cool. Cool.
00:14:49
Fuck Off
And he set them up and they're locked in. So it's almost like a chandelier, but the guns are what's on there.
00:14:54
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:14:54
Fuck Off
And they're actually workable World War I and World War II guns on each post.
00:14:58
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's unreal.
00:14:59
Fuck Off
It's so fucking awesome.
00:15:01
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:15:02
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:15:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude. you
00:15:04
Fuck Off
He's got grenades, man.
00:15:05
Matt LaRose
Your two best friends have awesome fucking cars. A Trans Am with the Firebird on the hood and a fucking Z28 T-Top, man.
00:15:15
Fuck Off
I don't know anyone who's got that.
00:15:17
Matt LaRose
you Your two best friends have both of those cars.
00:15:21
Fuck Off
Huh. Interesting.
00:15:22
Matt LaRose
Isn't that crazy?
00:15:23
Fuck Off
It's really crazy. um my and my best My best friend, nephew, ah Q, his car is going to be a WRX rally car.
00:15:39
Fuck Off
That's like his dream car. So he wants to build one of those. So I'm going to have to, unfortunately, bring a trip, have like a and a field trip or something.
00:15:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:15:48
Matt LaRose
Yeah. This is fantastic.
00:15:51
Fuck Off
And I don't know.
00:15:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah. He can definitely check out. i got It just so happens that I have our WRX rally car.
00:15:58
Fuck Off
Yeah, heard. i heard
00:16:00
Matt LaRose
It's so crazy. And you know how much you know how much I love my boys.
00:16:02
Fuck Off
Yeah. so
00:16:05
Matt LaRose
And it's so funny because they always liked my black car when they would see it.
00:16:09
Fuck Off
They actually, know Quentin actually always did like your, the the rally car.
00:16:09
Matt LaRose
and
00:16:12
Matt LaRose
The white one?
00:16:14
Fuck Off
He always liked it.
00:16:14
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:16:15
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:16:15
Matt LaRose
I remember that, yeah. Because they I remember they did always, whenever I would see them, they would say, which. And it's funny, my buddy, my boy B-Max kids do the same thing. Whenever I see them, they always say, which car did you drive today?
00:16:28
Fuck Off
I do that around, uh, my neighbor's place when i go zip over to micy's
00:16:32
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:16:33
Fuck Off
watch the celtic here the other night but i'll take the
00:16:35
Matt LaRose
i
00:16:36
Fuck Off
over i'll do like circles and i'll beep the horn for his kids yeah know'll wave or i'll take the model a i took the model lay over last week
00:16:44
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah. yeah
00:16:44
Fuck Off
just exhibit as
00:16:45
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:16:47
Fuck Off
um
00:16:49
Fuck Off
um
00:16:50
Matt LaRose
It was funny. i was just I was just up in Maine, by the way, the way life should be.
00:16:54
Fuck Off
fucking goddamn right it you
00:16:55
Matt LaRose
And the day I got up there on Sunday, when I got up to the Nubble Lighthouse in the ah beautiful York Beach area, they had a they had some kind of old old-timey car show ah at that drove to the lighthouse. And it was all – I just showed up at the tail end of it, so I only saw a few cars.
00:17:15
Matt LaRose
But it was all old Model A's.
00:17:18
Fuck Off
Really?
00:17:18
Matt LaRose
Just like yours, like like not hot-rodded, just like yours. They were cruising up cruising all around up to the lighthouse and everything up there. And then they had like a couple of old steam-driven cars and shit like that.
00:17:30
Matt LaRose
there were there it like
00:17:30
Fuck Off
No way.
00:17:31
Matt LaRose
It was like a convoy of all wicked old cars.
00:17:32
Fuck Off
It's funny. you You do see those on the road heading up that way a lot in the slow lane.
00:17:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:37
Fuck Off
You do see a lot of those heading that way.
00:17:39
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's fucking cool, man.
00:17:43
Fuck Off
Noble lighthouse. I have a good story there. I, um, I was about to get engaged there once.
00:17:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:17:51
Fuck Off
And when I showed up, there was uh, Indian couple doing a glamor shots fucking session and got, so, you know how it's all rocks and everything right there, you know, and the water's coming up to it.
00:17:58
Matt LaRose
Wow. Dot or feather?
00:18:02
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:18:06
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
00:18:08
Fuck Off
So everyone wants to get in that one spot with the water and the whole thing. That's like,
00:18:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:18:13
Fuck Off
this was I've had this ring on me for like a year and a half.
00:18:14
Matt LaRose
Hmm. Hmm.
00:18:18
Fuck Off
And I'm like, all right, I'm going to finally do it. So I just kept talking myself out of it.
00:18:25
Fuck Off
And as I'm getting ready to do it, we're hanging out, we're talking, why the sun's starting to come down. And these fucking Indians, all I can think about is, what are these fucking cunts doing?
00:18:37
Fuck Off
They were here for... close to 45 minutes and they're doing like she's holding her hair up and out and there's pictures and pick and he's laying down and I finally just went over and i'm like hey get the fuck out of here you've been here for an hour doing glamour shots what the fuck is going on you're gonna let anyone else fucking sit out here on this rock They're why are you so upset yelling at us? dumb Because you've been here an hour. I've been here an hour watching you.
00:19:07
Fuck Off
You're not going to get any better. Get the fuck off this rock.
00:19:11
Matt LaRose
You got to get the right angle, man.
00:19:13
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's a true story. That really happened.
00:19:15
Matt LaRose
That's not surprising to me at all.
00:19:17
Fuck Off
And then then I proposed.
00:19:20
Matt LaRose
How'd that go? That changed the mood quickly, I assume.
00:19:23
Fuck Off
It changed the mood and it was pretty funny. And after we're sitting around, we talked about it for a little bit, not whether or not she wanted to or not, but just after she had said yes, we were sitting there laughing. She said, I was wondering why you were so angry with those people.
00:19:37
Fuck Off
but They were fucking here forever. So
00:19:40
Matt LaRose
I just had to ask. I had to know, mama. I had to know, baby. That's what you were saying.
00:19:44
Fuck Off
it was funny. so So we stand up. i was like, well, Birds do it. Bees do it. I guess we should just fucking do it, huh? And it was some lady heard us. She's like, I'm sorry, did you just propose?
00:19:56
Fuck Off
That's amazing. I said, no, that wasn't my proposal, lady.
00:20:00
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:20:01
Fuck Off
Birds do it. Bees do it. We should just do it.
00:20:03
Matt LaRose
So easy to do it.
00:20:05
Fuck Off
i said, no, it it wasn't. But thanks for the thoughtfulness when you look at me and paint a picture of a moron.
00:20:14
Matt LaRose
I'll tell you, Richie, every time I leave Maine, every time I go to Maine, it's harder for me to leave and come back.
00:20:20
Fuck Off
You leave like with that with that Indian and the feathers on that commercial when they steal his land. He looks, he's got the tear in his eye.
00:20:27
Matt LaRose
He just cries there. That's me, man.
00:20:30
Fuck Off
Just have one tear coming down.
00:20:31
Matt LaRose
I love to see the the bridge that goes over the river that crosses the border, but when I do see it, I'm like, when I see it on the way back, I'm like, God damn it.
00:20:40
Fuck Off
That's the Piscataquis, isn't it?
00:20:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Pasca, Basca, Wama Bridge, River Bridge, or whatever the fuck.
00:20:44
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:20:47
Matt LaRose
Did you, when you got, was your wedding, your wedding wasn't in York, right? That was, it was that in a gunkwood or?
00:20:53
Fuck Off
My wedding was in York.
00:20:55
Matt LaRose
It was in York? Where did you get married?
00:20:56
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:20:59
Fuck Off
Stage neck in.
00:21:00
Matt LaRose
Stage neck end, that's right.
00:21:02
Fuck Off
right Right on the cliff.
00:21:04
Matt LaRose
Right, right, right.
00:21:04
Fuck Off
The fucking bagpiper playing.
00:21:04
Matt LaRose
I drove by the. That's right. That was fucking awesome.
00:21:08
Fuck Off
Fucking awesome is right.
00:21:10
Matt LaRose
You had a good,
00:21:10
Fuck Off
I've never been to a wedding like that in my life. That wedding was sick.
00:21:13
Matt LaRose
You did a pretty good job when you got married.
00:21:16
Fuck Off
My wedding was the best wedding I've ever been to.
00:21:19
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:21:20
Fuck Off
I've been to a bunch. We had a bagpiper on a fucking cliff.
00:21:25
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:21:26
Fuck Off
We had a harpist pouring fucking with a bartender pouring bourbons next to her. She played the whole time.
00:21:34
Matt LaRose
I was going to say, i just, they, people just kept,
00:21:36
Fuck Off
She played Old MacDonald for Q.
00:21:38
Matt LaRose
people just kept giving me, handing me whiskeys and they would say, do you want to drink? And I would say, ah sure. And they're like, it's like, they just kept handing me whiskey.
00:21:49
Fuck Off
There was a 12-piece funk band that was in the middle of a tour that came to play our venue.
00:21:55
Matt LaRose
That's right. That was fucking awesome.
00:21:57
Fuck Off
How awesome was that band?
00:21:58
Matt LaRose
So wait a minute. So when we remember when we left your wedding,
00:22:02
Fuck Off
and I don't remember anything, honestly.
00:22:04
Matt LaRose
But remember we went to the beach in the lanterns?
00:22:06
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah.
00:22:07
Matt LaRose
were Was that? So what?
00:22:08
Fuck Off
Chinese lanterns.
00:22:08
Matt LaRose
where
00:22:09
Fuck Off
All the Chinese lanterns were released on the beach, so they were all floating in the air.
00:22:13
Matt LaRose
Right. Where? were where what Was that on Shortsands Beach?
00:22:18
Fuck Off
e ah ah No, yeah that was in the cove right at Stagenek.
00:22:20
Matt LaRose
Where did that happen?
00:22:24
Matt LaRose
Right. Okay. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Okay.
00:22:27
Fuck Off
So it was like down the it was down off the cliff in that little cove under the library.
00:22:27
Matt LaRose
Because I went there. Right. that's that ah harbor That's the harbor something I went to because that's where the cliff walk is too. There's a cliff walk right there and shit.
00:22:39
Fuck Off
but but there are yeah Well, there are a few of those.
00:22:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:22:42
Fuck Off
The Marginal Way and that's in Algonquit.
00:22:47
Matt LaRose
Anyways, yeah. Well, I was just talking about York because that's where I went because we walked down to the cliff walk where it was the harbor. something hard I remember, yeah, but York is fucking awesome, man.
00:22:57
Fuck Off
Yeah, i like York, I'd live there.
00:23:00
Matt LaRose
I would like to go further north. See, here's the thing about Maine is I wouldn't want to live in York because I like further north Maine, but even the part of Maine that I wouldn't live in, I'm still absolutely in love with and like more than most places I've ever gone.
00:23:15
Fuck Off
Hmm, not me.
00:23:16
Matt LaRose
Maine's fucking cool.
00:23:16
Fuck Off
There are a couple parts in Maine that are essentially shitholes.
00:23:21
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:23:21
Fuck Off
Like Rumford.
00:23:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. i mean, like I wouldn't go there per se.
00:23:25
Fuck Off
Or...
00:23:25
Matt LaRose
Hmm.
00:23:26
Fuck Off
Or Lewiston Auburn. Or Biddeford.
00:23:31
Matt LaRose
bitter
00:23:31
Fuck Off
Or Old Orchard Beach is a shithole.
00:23:35
Matt LaRose
But you can go up past all that. Go to Bath. Go past Bath. Go to a fucking...
00:23:38
Fuck Off
Yeah. Bar Harbor.
00:23:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Acadia. Fucking...
00:23:42
Fuck Off
That stuff's awesome.
00:23:43
Matt LaRose
Machias. That whole coast, man.
00:23:49
Fuck Off
Go up to fucking Moosehead Lake in Greenville.
00:23:52
Matt LaRose
Yep.
00:23:54
Fuck Off
Go up to the Allagash.
00:23:56
Matt LaRose
Allagash.
00:23:58
Fuck Off
Got to the Appalachian Trail right there. That's where you started, son.
00:24:02
Matt LaRose
You got fucking Sunday River over there. That's all beautiful. up That's where they used to do the rally all the time, right up alongside the New Hampshire border up north.
00:24:09
Fuck Off
I fish in Maine, fly fish. I hunt in Maine. I snowshoe in Maine. I kayak in Maine. Whitewater raft in Maine. You can do it all.
00:24:22
Matt LaRose
You sit in a tube and float down a river with a whole bunch of beers tied to your toe and get fucked up in Maine.
00:24:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, you can do anything like that.
00:24:29
Matt LaRose
Main fucking rules, man. I went in the water every single day, three days in a row.
00:24:36
Fuck Off
That's cold.
00:24:37
Matt LaRose
You know what the water temperature was?
00:24:40
Fuck Off
55?
00:24:41
Matt LaRose
Not even close. 47 degrees.
00:24:45
Fuck Off
That's cold.
00:24:46
Matt LaRose
It was fucking cold, man. Like it hurt to do it.
00:24:51
Fuck Off
yeah Yeah, that hurts. i don't I wouldn't have done it.
00:24:52
Matt LaRose
Yeah, I like it. i I know you wouldn't have done it. That's the difference between me and me.
00:24:55
Fuck Off
I just put a fucking thermometer in on my dock for the lake, so I get to look at that. It just broke 74 finally, and I'm thinking about dipping my toe in.
00:25:03
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, man. you'd be All these people want to do this recovery ice bath bullshit. Let's go walk in the fucking ocean in Maine, dude.
00:25:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, that'll do it.
00:25:12
Matt LaRose
That'll fucking, I'll tell you what, my knees felt fucking great after I did that.
00:25:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, but you that's because you they're they were your balls.
00:25:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, no, I didn't have the ball. I didn't, I'm actually only getting my balls back now.
00:25:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, your knees shot up to where your balls were. That's why they felt good.
00:25:30
Matt LaRose
Oh, it awesome, man. I love it. I ate so much fucking may and nice, fresh haddock. We met Uncle Danny at an Italian restaurant one night. We had dinner with Uncle Danny.
00:25:41
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah?
00:25:42
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. it's fuck
00:25:43
Fuck Off
Did you go to Tappas and Teenies?
00:25:45
Matt LaRose
We went to, no, we went to, what it was in actually, we went to a gun quit.
00:25:49
Fuck Off
Angelinas? Angelinas?
00:25:51
Matt LaRose
Yeah, Angelina's. That's where we went.
00:25:53
Fuck Off
That's David. He owns that place. He knows me well.
00:25:55
Matt LaRose
Oh, no shit. Well, he knows fucking Uncle Danny pretty well, too.
00:25:59
Fuck Off
Old Mort met him. I brought Mort up to eat there.
00:26:00
Matt LaRose
i Did you really? Dude,
00:26:03
Fuck Off
Yeah, man. they He makes an incredible, they have a great Italian restaurant.
00:26:07
Matt LaRose
that fucking food was unreal.
00:26:09
Fuck Off
And they own a place right down the road too called Pizza Napoli.
00:26:09
Matt LaRose
I got chicken parm and meatball.
00:26:13
Fuck Off
And it's the best pizza up there.
00:26:15
Matt LaRose
No shit.
00:26:16
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:26:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah, dude, it was fucking awesome.
00:26:16
Fuck Off
So yeah, we had our um rehearsal dinner there the night before. um Every time we go up, we we go there.
00:26:22
Matt LaRose
oh
00:26:23
Fuck Off
So we just kind of ended up meeting and knowing that guy and he just really liked us.
00:26:29
Matt LaRose
That's awesome.
00:26:30
Fuck Off
That place is fucking delicious.
00:26:32
Matt LaRose
that's said Yeah, man, we got we fucking ate. We pigged the fuck out there, man. It was great.
00:26:37
Fuck Off
And then right down the road is the, um which I know you don't like too much, but it's the, what do you call it? Fucking clam shack place. It's not a clam shack. It's the big, big, big restaurant.
00:26:51
Fuck Off
You walk in, they've got that spinny thing where they've got all the pies and the cakes, you know and the puddings, that kind of thing.
00:26:54
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Well, we went and got dinner the second night and then lunch the following day because we like it so much because we went to the double lighthouse every day, even just to drive by and everything.
00:27:06
Matt LaRose
And we went to the Fox's lobster right there. And because Deb wanted lobster, so she got a lobster roll there. I got a nice big old hunk of.
00:27:15
Fuck Off
Best place to have it.
00:27:16
Matt LaRose
It's fucking awesome. Yeah, I got a big giant piece of fried haddock with some fries. And then we went the next day and.
00:27:22
Fuck Off
I didn't even think you ate haddock.
00:27:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. I'll eat fish. I just don't eat. If it comes in a shell or some insect on the bottom of the ocean, get the fuck out here. It's disgusting.
00:27:31
Fuck Off
What about cephalopods?
00:27:31
Matt LaRose
But I like fish. What the fuck is that?
00:27:34
Fuck Off
Squid or octopus?
00:27:35
Matt LaRose
Nope. Disgusting. Gross.
00:27:37
Fuck Off
Those don't have shells.
00:27:39
Matt LaRose
Get out of here. Yeah, but it's I don't like to eat rubber. It's chew. They're disgusting.
00:27:43
Fuck Off
What about turtles?
00:27:44
Matt LaRose
tur No, I don't eat turtles, man. Turtles don't belong in the street. Those are my people.
00:27:49
Fuck Off
What about frogs?
00:27:51
Matt LaRose
No, not French. I'm Canadian.
00:27:52
Fuck Off
I just ate a bunch of frogs down in South Carolina.
00:27:55
Matt LaRose
Did you really?
00:27:56
Fuck Off
Oh my God, dude.
00:27:58
Matt LaRose
Here's the thing. If I was.
00:27:58
Fuck Off
I was with PJ. I was fucking, I ate three. They were the biggest frogs I've ever seen in my life.
00:28:05
Matt LaRose
We, we.
00:28:06
Fuck Off
They're massive. I was holding them like an actual chicken drumstick. It's fucking delicious.
00:28:11
Matt LaRose
No shit. Like I would do some shit like that. If we went down to fucking like Louisiana or some shit, eat some, have a nice catfish fucking cook or some shit.
00:28:22
Fuck Off
But you wouldn't eat crawdad down there?
00:28:25
Matt LaRose
I don't think I need a cry dead.
00:28:26
Fuck Off
Oh, they're so good. Crawfish etouffee may be my favorite meal.
00:28:27
Matt LaRose
yeah No, no, I'm good. Disgusting.
00:28:35
Matt LaRose
Disgusting.
00:28:36
Fuck Off
Dee's nuts.
00:28:37
Matt LaRose
But I like a, I'll eat a fish.
00:28:39
Fuck Off
Bet you will, Chuck.
00:28:40
Matt LaRose
I'll eat the fuck out of some swordfish.
00:28:43
Fuck Off
Bet you will, fresh fish.
00:28:44
Matt LaRose
I'll eat the fuck out of some tuna fish.
00:28:46
Fuck Off
I had swordfish last week at Abe and Louie's.
00:28:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Where the fuck is that?
00:28:50
Fuck Off
Boston.
00:28:51
Matt LaRose
Cool. How was it?
00:28:53
Fuck Off
one those fancy schmancy steakhouses that I always get fish at.
00:28:57
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:28:57
Fuck Off
So they think I'm a chick and they're like, which one of you ladies had the fish?
00:29:01
Matt LaRose
the I'll tell you what, man. I love a big fat swordfish snake. You can't fucking beat it.
00:29:06
Fuck Off
Yeah, me too. No, I even like they they make a nice little dill hollandaise almost on the side. They have some dill with a little, just a touch of cream with some asparagus.
00:29:13
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:29:17
Matt LaRose
Creme.
00:29:21
Fuck Off
Some fingerling potatoes. I just like saying it.
00:29:23
Matt LaRose
Ooh.
00:29:24
Fuck Off
like to finger those potatoes.
00:29:25
Matt LaRose
and Fun fact about fingerling potatoes. a Friend of the show, Chung Mi, given her heavy accent, shout out to Chung Mi, given her heavy accent, calls them fingering potatoes all the time.
00:29:31
Fuck Off
Shout out.
00:29:37
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, that's exactly what they are.
00:29:39
Matt LaRose
And and and ah the Aqualad always has to correct her that they are fingerling.
00:29:42
Fuck Off
but I don't know why he does. I wish he'd stop. That's exactly the name of them.
00:29:46
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:29:47
Fuck Off
I love a good fingering potato.
00:29:51
Matt LaRose
I bet you do, Chucky.
00:29:52
Fuck Off
No doubt. I ask for them every time we go out I'd like those fingering potatoes, please.
00:29:56
Matt LaRose
yeah e Oh, I'd like a large, a large fingering potato, please.
00:30:02
Fuck Off
Yes.
00:30:03
Matt LaRose
A large.
00:30:03
Fuck Off
I'd like as big of a finger as you have on that potato.
00:30:05
Matt LaRose
Hmm. How many fingering potatoes can I get? How many fingering potatoes can I hold?
00:30:11
Fuck Off
ah I'd like a fistful of fingering potatoes.
00:30:18
Matt LaRose
Speaking of the Aqualad, he hit us with a fucking very, if we had recorded at our normal time, we might have we might have missed this but yeah that's how hot this came in it actually actually starts in with coming in hot by the way completely completely ironically the time stamp when he sent it today at 4 20 man how much is the fucking aqua lab love you coming in hot
00:30:25
Fuck Off
Really? Oh, it's a hot cake.
00:30:40
Fuck Off
I love it.
00:30:47
Matt LaRose
The Luckiest Man in America is a 2024 comedy drama-ish film based on the true story of a man that won big on the TV game show Press Your Luck in 1984. Richie, are you familiar with this game show?
00:31:06
Fuck Off
I kind of think I might be.
00:31:08
Matt LaRose
Is this the no whammies, no whammies, no whammies? Isn't that that show?
00:31:14
Fuck Off
I thought it was, yeah.
00:31:19
Matt LaRose
Interesting. The film stars Paul Walter Hauser, Walton Goggins, love the guy, Maisie Williams, and Johnny Knoxville.
00:31:30
Matt LaRose
How do you not love Knoxville? Paul Walter Hauser plays Michael, an ice cream truck driver from Ohio that drives to L.A. to try to get on his favorite TV game show.
00:31:43
Matt LaRose
After a botched interview for the show, he's noticed by the show's main boss, who thinks his sad story would be great for the show, so he's invited back the next day. His appearance starts normal enough, but soon he is winning spin after spin.
00:31:58
Matt LaRose
Soon the showrunners suspect that he must be cheating and try to find answers while the show is running, and Michael is making more and more money. Eventually Michael wins over $100,000, which is by far the most money won in any game show up until that point.
00:32:14
Matt LaRose
The movie's pretty fun. I'm not sure how much was embellished for the sake of drama, but real life Michael was sued after winning and accused of cheating. He was eventually cleared and paid out the money that he won.
00:32:27
Matt LaRose
The actors were pretty good with Goggins as the host of the game show, Williams as the show assistant, and Knoxville as the late night TV host. All in all, it's a pretty good flick and worth a watch.
00:32:38
Matt LaRose
I'm
00:32:41
Fuck Off
I don't know it. oh
00:32:42
Matt LaRose
trying to...
00:32:43
Fuck Off
I might take a watch though.
00:32:45
Matt LaRose
luckiest man in america let me give this a quick fucking imdb because who's that bitch that he said was in it yeah who's that is that the uh
00:32:51
Fuck Off
Maisie Williams.
00:32:57
Fuck Off
She's some chick.
00:32:58
Matt LaRose
isn't she the game of thrones trick maybe luckiest and i mean walton goggins
00:33:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's her.
00:33:07
Fuck Off
It's kind of like Slumdog Millionaire.
00:33:14
Matt LaRose
Oh, I know. Oh, yeah, this main actor guy is good. He's in fucking Richard Jewell in I, Tonya and shit. Yeah, this is...
00:33:22
Fuck Off
Dick Jewel.
00:33:23
Matt LaRose
I gotta watch this. Yeah, that's the chick from my Game of Thrones. I'm gonna check this movie out. Sold me on it, fucking Aqualad.
00:33:32
Fuck Off
Another one won.
00:33:35
Matt LaRose
I don't typically get recommendations for good movies, so I'll take that one.
00:33:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, that's true.
00:33:44
Matt LaRose
Richie, how about...
00:33:44
Fuck Off
yeah
00:33:46
Matt LaRose
What's that?
00:33:47
Fuck Off
You don't get any recommendations for movies, so...
00:33:49
Matt LaRose
and don't... Well, I don't get any good ones. How about your Toronto Maple... I mean, your Florida Panthers?
00:33:55
Fuck Off
My Florida Panthers closing out those Canucks.
00:33:59
Matt LaRose
It's... on How... I was reminded of it when I was listening to the spit and chocolates today, when they got like their core for Mitch Marner and Austin Matthews and all these guys in fucking Toronto,
00:34:15
Matt LaRose
they had like the big article that was like, it's not a question of when Toronto is going to win the Stanley cup next. It's how many Stanley cups they're going to win. Like they were going to be the greatest fucking team ever assembled in Toronto and in the NHL. And they were going to dominate and they fucking blow so bad. It's remarkable how terrible they are in the playoffs.
00:34:43
Fuck Off
Yeah, they suck.
00:34:44
Matt LaRose
It's fucking wild, man. They're fucking terrible. And honestly, you just love to see it.
00:34:51
Fuck Off
You do love to see it. They may actually truly on paper be one of the greatest teams ever assembled in the...
00:34:58
Matt LaRose
For like several years. this is not This isn't the only iteration of this team with these four core guys at where they've been unbelievable.
00:35:06
Fuck Off
No, that shows how bad the coaching is.
00:35:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah. And the management, honestly, that keeps allowing...
00:35:11
Fuck Off
Well, I don't know how did the management – yeah, and you might be right because did they get those guys, those kids through the draft
00:35:18
Matt LaRose
Well, it was through drafting and trading, yeah.
00:35:19
Fuck Off
from
00:35:21
Fuck Off
from sucking so long too? So, I mean, they they built young and they just happened to be lucky that these kids were great because they would never pay for them or do anything.
00:35:23
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:35:29
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:29
Fuck Off
i think there're I think they have a terrible executive system, much like the Bruins, and they have ah shitty coaching.
00:35:35
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:35:38
Matt LaRose
Yeah. It's unbelievable.
00:35:41
Fuck Off
But as far as I feel with my Florida Panthers, um I'm riding high.
00:35:41
Matt LaRose
So, yeah, so now...
00:35:46
Matt LaRose
100% in. These guys fucking rule, man.
00:35:52
Fuck Off
Keith Kachuk, is he's he's our fucking Canada killer.
00:35:52
Matt LaRose
Panthers fucking rule.
00:35:56
Matt LaRose
Matthew.
00:35:57
Fuck Off
Matthew, Keith's his dad.
00:35:59
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and the Canada killer is fucking marshy, dude.
00:36:03
Fuck Off
ah
00:36:03
Matt LaRose
Overtime winner.
00:36:04
Fuck Off
He's the best.
00:36:04
Matt LaRose
The guys on the scoreboard, at least with assists on fucking like every single night, he's fucking unbelievable, man.
00:36:10
Fuck Off
He's a player that you never want to see go, but you know he um he got us a first-round pick, which is always good anyway.
00:36:16
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:36:20
Matt LaRose
He's the man. The Bruins.
00:36:22
Fuck Off
If you don't like what's coming next year, do something crazy and bundle that number one and trade it for next year.
00:36:28
Matt LaRose
Yeah. They won't. they they just sign They just signed Sweeney to a two-year extension, so you don't have anything to worry about.
00:36:30
Fuck Off
No, they won't.
00:36:36
Fuck Off
I saw that. I was very happy for you.
00:36:37
Matt LaRose
Yeah, thank you. I appreciate that. i actually I actually hate the Bruins.
00:36:39
Fuck Off
I was psyched.
00:36:42
Fuck Off
No, you fucking love that.
00:36:43
Matt LaRose
I hate them.
00:36:44
Fuck Off
How could you hate him? They just signed your fucking number one guy.
00:36:47
Matt LaRose
Nope.
00:36:48
Fuck Off
You got Sweeney locked in, which means your all-time favorite, Cam. He's going to still be there doing what he does. He's going to be fucking counting on the guys that got him there before, except they're all gone.
00:37:02
Fuck Off
And then you're going to keep fucking just putting out great product, just like you've been.
00:37:07
Matt LaRose
Yep. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, I hate the Bruins. i can't stand them.
00:37:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, it's heartbreaking, isn't it?
00:37:16
Matt LaRose
You know, I think in my advanced, more mature age now, it's just ah I'm thankful to just be a fan of the of the beautiful game of hockey because that's truly what I love, you know?
00:37:26
Fuck Off
Yeah. The Great American Game.
00:37:29
Matt LaRose
The great American game. I just get to watch as a fucking complete impartial. I have my teams that I root for, but nothing matters. As long as the Canadians and the Maple Leafs don't win the cup, I don't care, and everybody's been eliminated, so it's fine, man.
00:37:44
Fuck Off
Or the Flyers or the Rangers.
00:37:47
Matt LaRose
well you know Well, no, they weren't even, was saying, like, as of teams that were in the playoffs this year that could have won it.
00:37:51
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:37:53
Matt LaRose
So, I...
00:37:53
Fuck Off
Last year was great for me because I knew the Patriots were going to fucking suck. And even the year before.
00:37:58
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:37:59
Fuck Off
So I just sat back and watched football. It wasn't as stressful and i i enjoyed it again.
00:38:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:03
Matt LaRose
That's exactly what we're talking about. I love watching these hockey games, man. i Like, make more of a... It's, like, more so much more fun for me to make a point to watch these hockey games and just...
00:38:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, because if the Bruins got in, you wouldn't be enjoying the rest of the playoffs.
00:38:16
Matt LaRose
No, I'd be fucking pissed right now watching whoever.
00:38:17
Fuck Off
You'd be pissed that they got bounced in four games.
00:38:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah, exactly. Probably by fucking Toronto or.
00:38:23
Fuck Off
Or if they made it to the next round, then they lose in seven or something after blowing a three-game lead, and then you're pissed anyway.
00:38:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:38:30
Fuck Off
and There's a no-win situation.
00:38:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah. So, it's no, this is a great win for me, honestly. I hate the Bruins and I'm just a I'm enjoying playoff hockey because quite frankly, and I know that you can't deny it.
00:38:36
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:38:42
Matt LaRose
There's nothing like playoff hockey.
00:38:44
Fuck Off
Playoff hockey is great.
00:38:45
Matt LaRose
It's un-fucking-believing.
00:38:46
Fuck Off
Tournament hockey, playoff hockey.
00:38:50
Matt LaRose
These guys, your boys, the fucking Panthers, go to game seven with the fucking Toronto Maple Leafs.
00:38:50
Fuck Off
I like it.
00:38:55
Fuck Off
After being down to zip, right?
00:38:57
Matt LaRose
After being down two zip, go to game seven with the Toronto Maple Leafs. Game seven ends. They're in Toronto. They go directly to fucking South Carolina because they beat Toronto.
00:39:10
Matt LaRose
They travel to South Carolina. They play last night. they don't need They never even fucking get a chance to go home. they just fucking You have this insane series with fucking Toronto, and it's immediately not like the football where you get a week in between.
00:39:24
Matt LaRose
It's the next fucking day.
00:39:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, well, it's about fucking time because that never happens, and now they're going to have another week off anyway.
00:39:25
Matt LaRose
It's fucking unreal, man. And then tonight you got game one um between Edmonton and Dallas, which is another unreal unreal fucking Western Conference Finals.
00:39:40
Fuck Off
Dallas going to win. It's going to be Dallas and the Panthers. Panthers going to take it.
00:39:44
Matt LaRose
That's what I said. I picked Dallas and the Panthers. I think that Edmonton's got too much of a fucking weird goalie situation that's similar to the Bruins weird goalie situation.
00:39:55
Matt LaRose
And you can't have weird goalie situations in the, in the, playoffs you have to have someone who's at least somewhat of a fucking rock and a team that can play in front of them if you have a dude who's a straight fucking rock the team play in front of them doesn't have to be as heavy but if you got someone who's at least reliable like ben bishop and the stars and you play good hockey in front of them and just do what you can to shut down leon dry sidle and fucking connor mcdavid then you can fucking beat these guys
00:40:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, they're going to beat them for sure.
00:40:29
Matt LaRose
Probably in six or seven games, I would think.
00:40:29
Fuck Off
But Florida is going to put the boots to them. I think this is going to be a real physical series.
00:40:36
Matt LaRose
I saw an unreal stat for you. I'll find it right now.
00:40:42
Fuck Off
Florida and Carolina is going to be super physical. There's going to be like 48 checks per team.
00:40:47
Matt LaRose
Now, famously, you'll remember that not last hockey season, two hockey seasons ago in the Eastern Conference final, it was the Florida Panthers versus the Carolina Hurricanes.
00:41:01
Matt LaRose
And the Florida Panthers beat them so badly they swept them that Rod Brindamore, Rod the Bod, the coach of the Carolina hurricanes afterwards. And the press conference was like shell shot. Like he just stormed the fucking beach in Normandy.
00:41:16
Matt LaRose
And he was like, I know it looks like we just got swept, but that's not what happened out there. We did not just get swept. We did not get swept. That's not what happened. And it was like, no, bro, you just got swept like brutally bad. It was bad. It's fucking, and that was two years ago. So now this is the rematch.
00:41:37
Fuck Off
Totally different teams.
00:41:37
Matt LaRose
there And they're already down a game.
00:41:40
Fuck Off
That's great.
00:41:40
Matt LaRose
So the, as, and that's the thing i when Brad Martian scored the overtime winner goal, I said, I said, the Panthers have been awakened.
00:41:41
Fuck Off
Florida's on a roll now, man.
00:41:51
Matt LaRose
And the thing is Matthew to Chuck isn't even fucking scoring goals and going nuts right now. But that guy.
00:41:57
Fuck Off
No, and if you recall, it was like two, three weeks ago. They were in a bit of a slump.
00:42:01
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they were.
00:42:02
Fuck Off
And I said, I like that. I think it's good because if you get too hot too long, you can't stick with that. And I think that's what's happened to Toronto after all these years.
00:42:13
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:14
Fuck Off
I think that's what's happening to Edmonton. When you say that, you can't ride hot streaks like that forever, right? you're gonna There are ebb and flows. It's just a matter of when they hit and it's all on track.
00:42:25
Fuck Off
momentum and it's all on all the other shit tied to it right emotions when when you can't get under that you're just steamrolled you can feel it when you have nothing to give and why give it all in the regular season it's like the patriots when they went undefeated and lost to that stupid fucking cunt eli manning yeah
00:42:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Or when the Bruins have the greatest any the greatest regular season in NHL history and they get bounced on the first round.
00:42:46
Fuck Off
Yeah. Why? do you have to do that?
00:42:49
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:42:49
Fuck Off
like so And that's why I was pissed. you're You're playing your number one goalie for, what, these 10 games, whatever, and 10 game spans in a row because he's on a hot streak in the middle of the season when he already clinched a fucking playoff berth.
00:43:03
Fuck Off
Fucking switch him up and get some experience and arrest the guy.
00:43:07
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:43:07
Fuck Off
doesn't matter how many games you win in the regular season. Nobody gives a fuck.
00:43:12
Matt LaRose
The Carolina Hurricanes lost.
00:43:14
Fuck Off
Just got to get into the dance, man. Got to get your foot in the door.
00:43:16
Matt LaRose
You just got to get your foot in the door and you got to, Richie, you just got to get your foot in the door. You got to hold on for dear life and you just got to let it go, baby. You just got to let whatever happens, happens.
00:43:28
Fuck Off
You just got to get your foot in the door.
00:43:30
Matt LaRose
Baby, hold on to me Whatever will be, will be. The Carolina Hurricanes last night lost their 13th straight Eastern Conference final game.
00:43:42
Fuck Off
Holy shit.
00:43:42
Matt LaRose
that's That's how good they are in the Eastern Conference final.
00:43:45
Fuck Off
That means they've been swept three years in a row.
00:43:47
Matt LaRose
Like, yeah, three years in a row.
00:43:51
Fuck Off
That's an amazing stat. I didn't know that.
00:43:53
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that was dropped. Spit and Chicklets dropped that today, and I fucking immediately i immediately screenshot it, and i was like, I have to show this to Rich later.
00:43:56
Fuck Off
That's real.
00:44:03
Fuck Off
That's amazing. Actually, that's an amazing statistic.
00:44:08
Fuck Off
They haven't won an Eastern conference final game in,
00:44:11
Matt LaRose
Let me see if I can find Carolina Hurricanes Eastern Conference Finals record.
00:44:24
Fuck Off
Well, they've won a cup, right?
00:44:26
Matt LaRose
Yeah, they won a cup in 2006, I think, is what they won.
00:44:27
Fuck Off
So they won, yeah, they've won a couple of them.
00:44:30
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:44:33
Fuck Off
But they're probably like, well, they must be like 8-20. Yeah.
00:44:41
Matt LaRose
Here we go. Let me see this.
00:44:54
Matt LaRose
ah Let me see. This is interesting. By the way, the old whale, baby.
00:45:01
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:45:02
Matt LaRose
Shout out to the whale.
00:45:05
Fuck Off
Glenn Wesley, for some reason, I just, even though he was a Bruin for so long, I remember him as a whaler.
00:45:10
Matt LaRose
I have always, I will never, i always have a grudge against the Carolina Hurricanes because they should be the Hartford Whaler and that pisses me off.
00:45:24
Fuck Off
The whale.
00:45:25
Matt LaRose
They should be the Whale.
00:45:29
Matt LaRose
Could you imagine if fucking
00:45:34
Matt LaRose
Brad Marchand wins the fucking Stanley Cup again this year?
00:45:37
Fuck Off
It'd be like, not as great, but like Brady when he left to go to Tampa and then won one. one
00:45:43
Matt LaRose
Yeah, it really would. This is not a the kind of information that I'm looking for here.
00:45:49
Fuck Off
I would definitely take a picture of that ring and send it to all of my Bruins teammates. Because the last time they won was what, 11 years 15 years ago.
00:45:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, for 2011, yeah, more
00:45:58
Fuck Off
14. 14.
00:45:59
Matt LaRose
than that. 14 years ago, yeah. Yeah.
00:46:01
Fuck Off
fifteen years ago fourteen
00:46:02
Matt LaRose
fourteen years ago yeah
00:46:05
Fuck Off
I mean, that's a long fucking time, man. We keep going every year like, oh, we just won this thing.
00:46:07
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:46:11
Fuck Off
We won this thing a decade and a half ago. And those are the same idiot players we've had.
00:46:19
Matt LaRose
Okay, conference finals. last time they oh my god The last time they won a conference final game was June 1st, 2006 against the Buffalo Savers. They won 4-2.
00:46:36
Matt LaRose
are they one four to two Since then, they lost to Pittsburgh. by Pittsburgh. one two three four they got swept by pittsburgh
00:46:46
Matt LaRose
in 2008-2009 Eastern Conference Finals. They got swept by the Bruins in the 2018-2019 Eastern Conference Finals, and then they got swept by Carolina in the twenty twenty two twenty twenty three Eastern Conference Finals.
00:47:04
Fuck Off
Florida.
00:47:04
Matt LaRose
I'm sorry, Florida, the Panthers, and then they lost game one to the Panthers again last night.
00:47:04
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:11
Fuck Off
Good. Fuck them.
00:47:13
Matt LaRose
That is an unreal stat.
00:47:17
Fuck Off
Yeah, it really is.
00:47:19
Matt LaRose
That's fucking crazy.
00:47:21
Fuck Off
It's like the Buffalo Bills stat almost. go How many Super Bowls can...
00:47:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Yeah. oh
00:47:25
Fuck Off
They're like 0-6 in a Super Bowl.
00:47:28
Matt LaRose
That's crazy. Oh, I'll tell you what, you just got to get your foot in the door, but sometimes you ain't got nobody to dance with partner.
00:47:31
Fuck Off
That's unbelievable.
00:47:37
Fuck Off
No, I mean, but you get your foot in the door, anything can happen.
00:47:39
Matt LaRose
Sometimes it's a lonely night at the bar partner.
00:47:42
Fuck Off
Sometimes you get swept.
00:47:44
Matt LaRose
Sometimes. No, I know it looks like we got swept, but that's not what happened out there. We did not get swept.
00:47:50
Fuck Off
Did he get fired after that? Because he should have.
00:47:51
Matt LaRose
No, he's still their coach.
00:47:52
Fuck Off
I would fire him.
00:47:53
Matt LaRose
He's still their coach.
00:47:55
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:47:55
Matt LaRose
and And now it's about, it it could happen. They're 25% of the way there of having it happen again.
00:48:00
Fuck Off
Yeah, I hope and they have to fire him. But guess what? I would still take him for the Bruins.
00:48:05
Matt LaRose
i mean, the thing is, Rod the Bod's the fucking man.
00:48:07
Fuck Off
I would still take him, but you can't say something stupid like that and not have any accountability.
00:48:09
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:48:12
Matt LaRose
Dude, he was stunned.
00:48:13
Fuck Off
Actually, it did happen and you let it happen.
00:48:13
Matt LaRose
He was stunned. Yeah. He was stunned. I'll tell you what, if you want a bunch of guys that are going to be a team full of fucking stud athletes, Rod the Bod says, if I'm your coach and I'm in this good of fucking shape, there's no reason that you should be in worse shape than I'm in right now.
00:48:32
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:48:33
Matt LaRose
That guy's, that guy's, yeah, he's the fucking man.
00:48:33
Fuck Off
He's right. He's right.
00:48:36
Matt LaRose
Fucking
00:48:37
Fuck Off
And Carolina, it's I'm really excited for this series. I think it's going to be super physical.
00:48:43
Matt LaRose
It's a great series, yeah.
00:48:44
Fuck Off
and And I think that um it's as close to old-time hockey as we're going to get now for a bit.
00:48:49
Matt LaRose
Well, the thing is, people say that Carolina plays a really boring game because they're very structured. But that doesn't mean that you still can't be hitting each other.
00:48:56
Fuck Off
Yeah, but there that doesn't mean they don't they're not physical.
00:49:00
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:49:01
Fuck Off
me, that means they're more physical because they're holding their ground a little bit differently
00:49:06
Matt LaRose
Yeah, and they refuse to change the way that they play.
00:49:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, like the Bruins.
00:49:12
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you're absolutely correct, actually.
00:49:15
Fuck Off
They refuse, which means it's the front fucking office.
00:49:15
Matt LaRose
That's correct.
00:49:18
Fuck Off
It's not just the coaching. They refuse to change their structure.
00:49:23
Matt LaRose
Yeah. We know it's better.
00:49:26
Fuck Off
They suck.
00:49:27
Matt LaRose
They're terrible.
00:49:30
Matt LaRose
Hockey's lit right now, bro. I saw your Celtics got fucking shit kicked by the Knicks.
00:49:35
Fuck Off
A bunch of fucking homos. Those guys didn't even show up.
00:49:38
Matt LaRose
You told me they were going to fucking repeat. But I get it, man. It's not easy to do. Not easy.
00:49:43
Fuck Off
They lost three games by fucking 30 points or more. And their star player, who's not only gone for these playoffs, but all of next year.
00:49:53
Matt LaRose
Next year. Maybe he'll come back for the Eastern Conference Finals next year.
00:49:57
Fuck Off
Then, yeah, they they're going to be a totally different team next year. They won't look, and they need to cut. Porzingis fucking blows. Jalen Brown's good. He can probably be a superstar in another team.
00:50:09
Fuck Off
i I would keep Jalen Brown and get rid of Tatum, but that's no one thinks like me.
00:50:15
Matt LaRose
Of course not.
00:50:16
Fuck Off
Everyone thinks Tatum's a, you know.
00:50:19
Matt LaRose
I mean, the problem is...
00:50:21
Fuck Off
Anybody can shoot.
00:50:25
Fuck Off
40 point 40 foot three pointers. You don't have to be six, 10 doing that. I can have a fucking six, two guy. i don't need Jason Tatum doing that. I need Jason Tatum doing that if we're down or if he's got to carry the team on his back, but I need that motherfucker slashing to the hoop.
00:50:43
Fuck Off
I need him getting to the line. I need him getting threes the old fashioned way. And I need him fucking by doing that. It's going to open so much more.
00:50:50
Matt LaRose
wow
00:50:51
Fuck Off
They played long ball.
00:50:52
Matt LaRose
No, you want to play hard-nosed basketball.
00:50:53
Fuck Off
They have seven foot six guys. They don't even rebound.
00:50:56
Matt LaRose
No.
00:50:56
Fuck Off
They're seven, six.
00:50:57
Matt LaRose
You got to rebound.
00:50:58
Fuck Off
He's standing behind the fucking three point arc.
00:51:00
Matt LaRose
You got to rebound.
00:51:00
Fuck Off
How do you get a rebound from there? You have to be 12.
00:51:02
Matt LaRose
Elbows out. Elbows out. We got to play streetball, man. You got to play hard-nosed basketball. None of this fucking ticky-tack bullshit.
00:51:11
Fuck Off
No, we need Earl the goat, man, a goat shit, Brooklyn playground style.
00:51:15
Matt LaRose
Fucking rain. This is why I don't like basketball, because it's okay.
00:51:18
Fuck Off
No, hate basketball. It sucks.
00:51:21
Matt LaRose
Although they say that the women's basketball, now I'm hearing, i had heard... Papa Sav was ahead of the curve. I heard years ago.
00:51:30
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:51:32
Matt LaRose
It's in the Savastano blood to be ahead of the curve.
00:51:34
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:51:34
Matt LaRose
I heard years ago that women's basketball was where it's at. And now I'm listening to fucking Dave Portnoy, El Prez from fucking Barstool Sports, talking about he's talking about how fucking great the WNBA is.
00:51:39
Fuck Off
Fuck
00:51:44
Fuck Off
him. Fuck him.
00:51:49
Matt LaRose
You got to pay attention. The basketball is unreal. the the The fucking... Drama is unreal. Women's basketball is like blowing up right now, man.
00:51:58
Fuck Off
Women's basketball college tournaments have been better than the men's tournaments in the last few years, honestly.
00:52:03
Matt LaRose
It's crazy.
00:52:04
Fuck Off
Even even with the Goliaths that were on the side of UConn and then South Carolina. But yeah, it's been... Papa Sav is fucking dialed in.
00:52:15
Fuck Off
He's got the feeder programs. He knows where people are coming out of. He's into the WNBA now.
00:52:21
Matt LaRose
I was going to say, is he is he watching this Caitlin Clark chick in the WNBA now?
00:52:25
Fuck Off
He's a big Caitlin Clark fan. He is, but not but he's also like, it's got nothing to do with her being white. He's been like, he likes a lot of the South Carolina players and none of them are white.
00:52:37
Fuck Off
But as far as, because he loves Don Staley, their coach, that she's a bulldog.
00:52:43
Matt LaRose
Okay.
00:52:44
Fuck Off
um She just bakes hard-nosed players. He likes that that style for them. But yeah, he likes Kaitlyn Clark. He likes the way she carries herself. She's a good face for the league.
00:52:56
Matt LaRose
So she was from, she played for Indiana.
00:52:59
Fuck Off
She played for Iowa.
00:52:59
Matt LaRose
Isn't that right? Iowa. And where does she play now?
00:53:03
Fuck Off
Indiana.
00:53:04
Matt LaRose
Oh, really? Wow.
00:53:06
Fuck Off
She was an Iowa Hawkeye, and now she's an Indiana Fever.
00:53:09
Matt LaRose
Pacer. Oh, that's exciting. What's the.
00:53:13
Fuck Off
I don't watch the pro.
00:53:14
Matt LaRose
and
00:53:14
Fuck Off
You know what? if i I'll watch a highlight or two.
00:53:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:18
Fuck Off
Because honestly, that chick can fucking shoot the rock. But there are a lot of people.
00:53:20
Matt LaRose
What? That's.
00:53:22
Fuck Off
There are some fucking hotties.
00:53:22
Matt LaRose
how Would you say shoot the rock?
00:53:25
Fuck Off
Yeah.
00:53:26
Matt LaRose
is that the Is that the basketball term? Shoot the rock? That's ah that's like a basketball word?
00:53:31
Fuck Off
Oh, yeah. All day, baby.
00:53:32
Matt LaRose
That was cool. I never heard that before. That made me laugh.
00:53:34
Fuck Off
I can shoot the rock all day.
00:53:35
Matt LaRose
Oh, of course.
00:53:37
Fuck Off
And there are some fucking like legit hotties now in the sport, too. like These girls, Paige...
00:53:41
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:53:43
Fuck Off
Whatever her name is. Brooke Kimer.
00:53:45
Matt LaRose
Mm-hmm.
00:53:47
Fuck Off
They are fuck Cameron Brink. She was in Sports Illustrated. That bitch dude. She's like six fucking six. Just long tall Sally.
00:53:56
Matt LaRose
Really? Yeah. I don't think I've even Cameron.
00:53:57
Fuck Off
Google her. Cameron Brink. You'll shoot a load right now in your recliner.
00:54:02
Matt LaRose
I got to tell you while I'm doing this, I got it to take cam.
00:54:05
Fuck Off
You're going to be on the brink of blowing a fucking load.
00:54:07
Matt LaRose
There you go. I didn't even have to. Oh, oh, wow. Oh, yeah.
00:54:10
Fuck Off
Do Cameron Brink Sports Illustrated.
00:54:13
Matt LaRose
Oh, wow. i
00:54:18
Matt LaRose
Damn, look at this with the braids.
00:54:20
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's fucking amazing. Yeah, she does the New Balance commercial.
00:54:24
Matt LaRose
Yeah. um
00:54:25
Fuck Off
do Do Cameron Brink.
00:54:26
Matt LaRose
I'm doing it right now. Sports Illustrated.
00:54:28
Fuck Off
Yeah, there you go.
00:54:28
Matt LaRose
Swipsuit.
00:54:29
Fuck Off
And Livvy Dunn is in that, by the way. And Olivia Dunn might be the hottest spinner on the planet. Yeah, you're welcome.
00:54:37
Matt LaRose
That's unreal.
00:54:39
Fuck Off
She's a hoopster. She's like 6'4", 6'5".
00:54:41
Matt LaRose
She's Wow. Wow.
00:54:42
Fuck Off
Yeah, might be 6'6".
00:54:44
Matt LaRose
well
00:54:47
Fuck Off
Strong, athletic, powerful.
00:54:49
Matt LaRose
So you know what I, you know what my fucking, look at this bitch. She's just so fucking lean.
00:54:59
Fuck Off
Yeah, I mean, i ah just...
00:55:04
Matt LaRose
I've been, uh, my, ah
00:55:06
Fuck Off
You know when you get a piece of shrimp, you don't eat shrimp.
00:55:09
Matt LaRose
I don't eat shrimp.
00:55:10
Fuck Off
Peel that fucking casing off of it. You just like to get to the meat so that you can just pull them out and they're just dang, I want to do that.
00:55:12
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah. it's Yeah. Yeah.
00:55:17
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I've been into these rugby chicks lately.
00:55:21
Fuck Off
Oh, I love that fucking chick.
00:55:23
Matt LaRose
Holy shit. These chicks are awesome. They grab each other by the shorts and they fucking lift each other up. And that's.
00:55:29
Fuck Off
You want to know what's even better?
00:55:30
Matt LaRose
Oh.
00:55:32
Fuck Off
yeah And you're about to thank your Uncle Sav.
00:55:34
Matt LaRose
Uncle Sam's back at it again.
00:55:37
Fuck Off
Women's water polo.
00:55:39
Matt LaRose
oh yeah.
00:55:40
Fuck Off
These fucking whores, they grab each other's pussies under the water and tits.
00:55:45
Matt LaRose
Wow.
00:55:45
Fuck Off
They they pull their like shoot they try to pull their tops off and or or like put their fingers in their ass.
00:55:49
Matt LaRose
On TV?
00:55:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, this is legit.
00:55:53
Matt LaRose
When it's on TV?
00:55:55
Fuck Off
In the Olympics.
00:55:56
Matt LaRose
What's with these bitches?
00:55:58
Fuck Off
They're dirty whores. They're my favorite.
00:56:01
Matt LaRose
I've always watched the women's beach volleyball.
00:56:04
Fuck Off
Well, I mean, that's,
00:56:05
Matt LaRose
It's so competitive. How can you not watch it?
00:56:08
Fuck Off
it is competitive and the chicks are so hot.
00:56:09
Matt LaRose
It's truly unbelievable.
00:56:11
Fuck Off
Uh, I spent my, i spent the late nineties in, uh, mid and mid nineties in San Diego
00:56:21
Matt LaRose
s San Diego.
00:56:22
Fuck Off
And I would do my little jog down to Mission Beach and watch all the fucking beach volleyball players play every fucking day.
00:56:31
Matt LaRose
That sounds delightful.
00:56:32
Fuck Off
Man, it it was living.
00:56:34
Matt LaRose
Did you ever go down there and have a snack?
00:56:38
Fuck Off
Yeah, I fucked a couple of bitches. I used to have sweet fucking black flowing hair.
00:56:43
Matt LaRose
I bet.
00:56:46
Fuck Off
I was also exactly 100 pounds less than I am now.
00:56:50
Matt LaRose
Just a beautiful young man.
00:56:52
Fuck Off
Yeah, 170 pounds of strappingness.
00:56:59
Matt LaRose
Beautiful flowing hair.
00:57:01
Fuck Off
Yeah, I don't have any of that now.
00:57:02
Matt LaRose
no
00:57:02
Fuck Off
I've got flowing hair off my back and my balls.
00:57:08
Matt LaRose
You have a potato head like Rod the Bod, but his face is way more mushed in it than yours is.
00:57:14
Fuck Off
Yeah, thank you.
00:57:16
Matt LaRose
Have you seen that guy's fucking nose and stuff like that?
00:57:19
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm lucky. My scars and shit and even cauliflower, I don't i get them in little nubs on the edge of my ears.
00:57:27
Matt LaRose
yeah
00:57:28
Fuck Off
And I don't get any swelling or any that. I have really good skin. I should do an Oil of Olay commercial.
00:57:34
Matt LaRose
You should with that fucking you should do it with that new balance check.
00:57:35
Fuck Off
I'm going to write them a letter.
00:57:39
Matt LaRose
You guys can lube each other up.
00:57:41
Fuck Off
Oh, Cameron Brink and I?
00:57:42
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
00:57:44
Fuck Off
That would be like, that would be great.
00:57:52
Matt LaRose
Did you?
00:57:52
Fuck Off
She's sexy.
00:57:53
Matt LaRose
She is sexy. did you watch ah Did you watch the fights that were on last weekend?
00:58:02
Fuck Off
I watched all of them except for the main event.
00:58:04
Matt LaRose
I don't even remember what they were. I think I watched some of them, but I didn't. Oh, Gilbert Burns and Michael Morales.
00:58:09
Fuck Off
The coat.
00:58:11
Matt LaRose
Gilbert.
00:58:11
Fuck Off
Yeah, I didn't watch that.
00:58:11
Matt LaRose
Oh, yeah. Gilbert Burns got knocked the fuck out.
00:58:13
Fuck Off
I didn't watch that. The co-main got canceled because the guy got herpes right before the fight.
00:58:17
Matt LaRose
Right. The bear Jew. Who got herpes? The bear Jew or the Romanian guy?
00:58:22
Fuck Off
No, the Romania guy, he got herpes.
00:58:24
Matt LaRose
I'm not really that surprised.
00:58:25
Fuck Off
So they canceled that.
00:58:27
Matt LaRose
I think they said they postponed it for soon.
00:58:27
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah. And I thought if once you got herpes, you could never fight because it's a it's a viral thing.
00:58:37
Matt LaRose
Was it herpes or was it hepatitis? I thought.
00:58:39
Fuck Off
No, no, hepatitis, you'll die.
00:58:41
Matt LaRose
Oh,
00:58:42
Fuck Off
But I thought you couldn't fight if you had herpes.
00:58:45
Matt LaRose
I don't know. I mean, part so far you can't cause they ain't letting this guy fight.
00:58:46
Fuck Off
I don't know either. Well, I guess everyone has herpes at this point, like 90% of the population.
00:58:53
Matt LaRose
Oh,
00:58:54
Fuck Off
It's pretty insane.
00:58:56
Matt LaRose
This Michael Morales guy that fought Gilbert Burns, he's a real motherfucker.
00:58:58
Fuck Off
Yeah. He destroyed him.
00:59:04
Fuck Off
Yeah, he's going to be a handful for anyone, much less a 40-year-old man.
00:59:06
Matt LaRose
Are these guys the same? Yeah, these are the same weight. That's the same weight class as my man Carlos Preta's, right? Welterweight?
00:59:14
Fuck Off
Yeah. Yeah.
00:59:15
Matt LaRose
That would be a fucking nasty fight. Put those two together. A couple of young bucks that are going to call it a Candyland matchup.
00:59:25
Fuck Off
Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
00:59:27
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that's I mean, those guys are going to have to meet each other at some point, right?
00:59:30
Fuck Off
They have to.
00:59:32
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
00:59:33
Fuck Off
Hopefully, there'll be and ah like an interim title vote. That would be perfect for them.
00:59:36
Matt LaRose
Oh, that'd be killer, yeah.
00:59:38
Fuck Off
Have that idiot step out of the division and move out.
00:59:42
Matt LaRose
ah Local fighter Connor Matthews got submitted in round one, so he didn't do very well.
00:59:46
Fuck Off
um Immediately. Called that.
00:59:48
Matt LaRose
Tough night for him. Luana Santos defeated Tanara Lisboa via submission.
00:59:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was awesome. Like the first six fights were all stoppages.
00:59:57
Matt LaRose
Yeah. Denise Gomez, knockout round two of Elise Reed.
01:00:01
Fuck Off
That was a beauty.
01:00:02
Matt LaRose
Our man from Korea Park, Young Sung, submitted Carlos Hernandez in the first round.
01:00:08
Fuck Off
Yep.
01:00:09
Matt LaRose
And then your girl Tisha Pennington won a decision.
01:00:12
Fuck Off
Yeah, of course, she had to go blow it. I didn't think she was going to win either.
01:00:15
Matt LaRose
No.
01:00:16
Fuck Off
I didn't watch that fight, actually.
01:00:18
Matt LaRose
Yeah. I didn't see that one. I was working on the sub. We had to change a caliper before the voyage to Maine. So that was cool. Went to do a quick break job, turned into a giant pain in my fucking asshole. So that was cool.
01:00:31
Matt LaRose
It's a good time.
01:00:32
Fuck Off
I dropped mine off at the dealership. Get a rental.
01:00:37
Matt LaRose
Of course. And then ah there's no fights this weekend because it's Memorial Day weekend, buddy. How you like that?
01:00:43
Fuck Off
Thank God. I'm going to be on my boat. I'm going to be fishing.
01:00:45
Matt LaRose
Yeah. When you're heading down south.
01:00:49
Fuck Off
ah think tomorrow. Tomorrow.
01:00:50
Matt LaRose
Oh yeah.
01:00:51
Fuck Off
But we're going to break it up. I'll be there Friday. I'm going to go see my man Gorilla Hands. Shout out to Majid.
01:00:59
Matt LaRose
Oh shit.
01:01:01
Fuck Off
One of the great jujitsu practitioners of his generation.
01:01:05
Matt LaRose
I, uh, I thought that, I thought you didn't do jujitsu.
01:01:11
Fuck Off
I do with Majid. I like him. We smoke a shit ton of weed together.
01:01:15
Matt LaRose
Hell yeah.
01:01:16
Fuck Off
He featured me on his story last time we hung out.
01:01:20
Matt LaRose
Cool.
01:01:20
Fuck Off
He's back in San Diego and he said, this is Sav. He's the man. And we had about, ah we were sucking down like 20 volcanoes.
01:01:25
Matt LaRose
And you were like,
01:01:30
Matt LaRose
hell yeah.
01:01:31
Fuck Off
So we put everyone away and he and I were the last one just going on, just looking at him and say, young fella, you better strap in.
01:01:39
Matt LaRose
You better strap in, son, because I don't stop.
01:01:40
Fuck Off
like, i don't know how you do it.
01:01:42
Matt LaRose
The Savster doesn't stop.
01:01:44
Fuck Off
All this motherfucker does is surf, do jujitsu and smoke weed.
01:01:48
Matt LaRose
That sounds pretty odd.
01:01:49
Fuck Off
said, well, that's your problem. All I do is smoke weed.
01:01:54
Matt LaRose
we could go surfing in Maine and do jujitsu.
01:01:57
Fuck Off
I can surf in my bathtub. What do I care?
01:01:59
Matt LaRose
That's true.
01:02:02
Matt LaRose
Well, fucking hell, man.
01:02:04
Fuck Off
Fucking hell.
01:02:05
Matt LaRose
Fucking hell.
01:02:06
Fuck Off
No fights. That's great. No sports.
01:02:08
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:02:09
Fuck Off
That's even better. Long weekend.
01:02:10
Matt LaRose
Well, you got, you got, you got playoff hockey every night.
01:02:12
Fuck Off
but Playoff hockey.
01:02:12
Matt LaRose
That's what's great about the conference finals. is It's super easy. One game a day, every single day, usually at eight o'clock at night.
01:02:20
Fuck Off
I hate that time frame too.
01:02:21
Matt LaRose
I know it's too late for me.
01:02:22
Fuck Off
I hate it.
01:02:23
Matt LaRose
Hold on. Let me see. Tonight's eight o'clock. Tomorrow's eight o'clock. Friday's eight o'clock.
01:02:29
Fuck Off
It's dumb.
01:02:30
Matt LaRose
Saturday's eight o'clock. Sunday, Sunday at three.
01:02:38
Matt LaRose
Monday at eight o'clock. So there you go. Sunday at three though. I'm down for that. Do a little, I'll grill some fucking grub and watch hockey. Hmm.
01:02:47
Fuck Off
Yeah, going to miss that. I'm going to be on the boat.
01:02:49
Matt LaRose
Oh, that's all right. that I would go on the boat. and i would just have it on my phone on the boat.
01:02:54
Fuck Off
Yeah, i'll do I'll do everything on the boat.
01:02:56
Matt LaRose
How long are you going to go down to South Carolina for?
01:02:59
Fuck Off
um I think until July fifth yeah I'll come home.
01:03:02
Matt LaRose
Yeah. What happens on July 5th or 6th?
01:03:07
Matt LaRose
What if you did that? We can talk about this off air, but just throw this in your mind. What if you did that, but then went north to Wisconsin for a
01:03:16
Fuck Off
Well, that's what I'm trying to do
01:03:19
Matt LaRose
Well, let's talk about this because I have, I just, some things just fell into place that I was putting here.
01:03:23
Fuck Off
All right, so we got to talk about because I'm supposed to be in Chicago for June as well.
Media Consumption and Film Discussions
01:03:28
Matt LaRose
Chicago.
01:03:28
Fuck Off
And um basically, I'm going to be down there.
01:03:32
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:03:34
Fuck Off
So let's talk.
01:03:34
Matt LaRose
Let's talk. Let's talk. I don't have anything else, friend, unless ah did you hear I haven't heard anything about the Diddy trial. I've been completely disconnected from everything. So politics wise and Diddy, I don't know what's going on.
01:03:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, fuck. I was hoping to catch up on all of that with you.
01:03:49
Matt LaRose
ah
01:03:50
Fuck Off
I haven't followed any of it since the the sperm with the nipple lotion.
01:03:50
Matt LaRose
I'll get caught up.
01:03:54
Matt LaRose
Yeah, that was the last. of Our last podcast is where I last left, so we'll have to. I'll get caught up on it.
01:03:59
Fuck Off
I'll have to dive into that.
01:04:01
Matt LaRose
I'll dive in. I saw there's a thing on my Hulu that'll bring you all up to date on it, so you know we'll get in on that.
01:04:05
Fuck Off
Oh, fucking sweet.
01:04:08
Matt LaRose
so
01:04:08
Fuck Off
um but I just finished watching Landman with ah Billy Bob Thornton and Jon Hamm and Demi Moore.
01:04:14
Matt LaRose
Billy Bob Thornton ranked.
01:04:18
Matt LaRose
And that was going to be really good, right?
01:04:19
Fuck Off
And Allie Larder, who is naked and looks fucking even so great right now.
01:04:21
Matt LaRose
Oh.
01:04:24
Matt LaRose
Oh, wait, she was laid naked in this show?
01:04:26
Fuck Off
Yeah, she was fucking and she was naked. She had her fucking little fake titties out in that skinny body.
01:04:31
Matt LaRose
She has fake titties now?
01:04:33
Fuck Off
She's the perfect girl for like... I think I said this before.
01:04:36
Matt LaRose
Yeah, you do.
01:04:36
Fuck Off
It's like...
01:04:37
Matt LaRose
You said it last week, yeah.
01:04:38
Fuck Off
The hot chick from high school that became a mom and a MILF and maybe now she's divorced and you get to take her home one night and you're fucking her and you're just like, look at the skinny tight fucking bitch who's still working this fucking stick.
01:04:40
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:04:50
Matt LaRose
a
01:04:51
Fuck Off
Fucking going to the candy shop riding that meat stick.
01:04:55
Matt LaRose
She's throwing the stone. What is it? Taking the rock.
01:04:58
Fuck Off
She's shooting the rock, baby.
01:04:59
Matt LaRose
She's throwing the stone, taking the rock.
01:05:02
Fuck Off
Yeah, she's doing all of it.
01:05:03
Matt LaRose
She's shooting the rock, baby.
01:05:05
Fuck Off
Yeah.
01:05:06
Matt LaRose
You know?
01:05:06
Fuck Off
So anyway, I don't know. i don't know where I left off, but I didn't like it.
01:05:11
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:12
Fuck Off
And then I watched Mobland with Tom Hardy and Pierce Brosnan. Definitely like that.
01:05:17
Matt LaRose
Oh, you like that one? Okay.
01:05:18
Fuck Off
It's a Guy Ritchie, man. The guy's a he's he's a not missed guy.
01:05:20
Matt LaRose
Yeah.
01:05:22
Fuck Off
He doesn't.
01:05:22
Matt LaRose
I told you, I finished watching The Gentleman and then The Gentleman TV show, and I was like, this fucking show is awesome, man.
01:05:27
Fuck Off
This Mobland show is pretty fucking cool.
01:05:30
Matt LaRose
There was my brother, the Aqualad, was telling me something else that Guy Ritchie did recently that I wanted to check out. I don't what more it was.
01:05:35
Fuck Off
Mobland with Tom Hardy.
01:05:37
Matt LaRose
No, I thought it was something different.
01:05:39
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was Mobland with Tom Hardy. It's on Paramount+.
01:05:43
Matt LaRose
Paramount Plus, but you said you watched it on Amazon, so I'll have to check it out.
01:05:46
Fuck Off
Yeah, because you can get that through there.
01:05:48
Matt LaRose
i
01:05:52
Matt LaRose
I had some nice hand. I had some a award-winning Maine blueberry pie with ice cream.
01:05:59
Fuck Off
That's Saw, yeah.
01:06:00
Matt LaRose
Oh, it's fucking unbelievable. I'm not even really a big blueberry pie guy, but when you're and when you're in Maine, they're known for their wild
01:06:06
Fuck Off
No, me either.
Culinary Experiences and Local Delights
01:06:10
Matt LaRose
blueberries.
01:06:10
Fuck Off
yeah i go i go blueberry muffin and blueberry pancakes. Saves me the hassle of having to talk to them. No blueberry pie? No, ma'am.
01:06:19
Matt LaRose
No, ma'am.
01:06:20
Fuck Off
I'll take the fuck out of an apple crisp, though.
01:06:22
Matt LaRose
I almost got the Apple k Crisp because they did advertise an Apple k Crisp as well, but I was like, I'm in Maine. I got it.
01:06:28
Fuck Off
Have you had the have you been to the main diner yet?
01:06:32
Matt LaRose
No, where's that?
01:06:33
Fuck Off
It's technically in, um might be Wells.
01:06:38
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:06:38
Fuck Off
And it's a famous historic landmark. You know, it's ah it's a real diner that's still in existence. Brad Faxon, who's a pro golfer or used to be, he was a frequenter of the place, loved it.
01:06:49
Matt LaRose
Oh.
01:06:52
Fuck Off
He actually got his name his own meal named after him there.
01:06:55
Matt LaRose
Wow.
01:06:56
Fuck Off
Just the facts, ma'am. And they make they they have a famous um lobster bisque that they're known for and a lobster pie.
01:07:07
Matt LaRose
Okay.
01:07:11
Fuck Off
And then their desserts, they have these homemade pies that are off the chart.
01:07:16
Matt LaRose
They're fucking unreal, man.
01:07:17
Fuck Off
you know Check it out, the main diner.
01:07:20
Matt LaRose
When you cross over Maine, it says Maine vacation land. the way life should be. And then you drive a little bit further and there's a nice, beautiful sign that says, welcome home. And I'm like, Oh, why do you do this to me?
01:07:34
Fuck Off
What's better than that?
01:07:37
Matt LaRose
It's fucking beautiful, man. I tell my brother all the time where he lives in Wisconsin. It's it's if Maine and Cape Cod were combined in Wisconsin, that's where my brother lives. It's unbelievable. You just, you can't beat it, man.
01:07:50
Fuck Off
I like the water. I'm going to be on it soon.
01:07:53
Matt LaRose
the water, go do some fishing, go do some grilling.
01:07:56
Fuck Off
I'm an excellent um an excellent angler.
01:08:00
Matt LaRose
I bet you are, Chucky.
Conclusion and Post-Recording Plans
01:08:03
Fuck Off
That's all I got, Rosie.
01:08:04
Matt LaRose
That's all I got, baby.
01:08:05
Fuck Off
I'm out of gas.
01:08:07
Matt LaRose
I'm it. That's it. We recorded late today, so let's go eat some dinner and get the fuck out of here. Come on now. Infinitebispod at gmail.com. Send Martin to TikTok.
01:08:18
Matt LaRose
Fuck that guy and fuck TikTok.
01:08:19
Fuck Off
Fuck Barton.
01:08:34
Matt LaRose
This is why Simmons could never do the Wu-Tang Clan.
01:08:41
Matt LaRose
This has to be about him.
01:08:44
Fuck Off
You know what this would do to pee Diddy's fucking nipples?
01:08:47
Matt LaRose
Oh, man.
01:08:50
Fuck Off
Gene will definitely sue us.
01:08:52
Matt LaRose
For sure.
01:08:55
Fuck Off
yeah
01:08:57
Matt LaRose
Peace out.